Doug Loves Movies - Tone Bell, Joe DeRosa and Brian Quinn guest

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

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My name is Doug and I love movies. All right, I'll take it. That was close enough. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Coming to you for the first time, obviously, from the Key West Theater as part of Q.S. Comedy Escape in Key West Florida.

We are doing it at Saturday, April 11, 2026. Wait, did they get that wrong? You laughed at my saying the date accurately? That's how high you think I am? Because I am not high, I'm high, but I'm drunk. Yeah, people have been hooking me up all goddamn day. Yeah, this festival is a drunky drunk time. And that's why there's so much feedback on this microphone.

I don't know if you know that, but when you drink, that's what makes Mike's feedback. It's because of the hot bourbon coming out of my mouth. It's making this thing fucking light up. I'm so glad that you're enjoying this so far. because none of this is all just, you know, we're just getting into it. Is this one better? This one's way better. One of my guests can have this piece of shit.

I'll stick with this one. All right, before we bring my guests out here, though, I do have a few things to go over really quickly, including the fact that we have a prize bag. Someone here tonight is going home with this bag. bag right here that is a Douglas movies limited edition

tote bag and then you're not you're not going to believe what's in here and you're probably also not going to care we've got a t-shirt a very beige ass t-shirt that's promoting the motion picture

hamnet a lot of hamnet fans here tonight a lot of people into the hamnet well you're in luck if you're into Hamnet because also in the bag is the novelization Hamnet. Hamnet the book. And then also from Hamnet, an old-fashioned, an old-ass-quill and ink.

So you can write like they did back in Hamnet. Back when people cheated on their loved ones, you know, even though writing with a pen hadn't been an event. yet. And then also, this is a tote bag, but also there's a tote bag inside the tote bag. Yeah, and it's a tote bag for comedy gives back a terrific organization that helps comedians in need. And then, I didn't sound very sincere when I said it, but it was a, that was a sincere plug of a real charity. And then, speaking of a real charity, and then, speaking of a real charity, There's pins representing myself, the Doug Benson pin, and a Douglas movies pin.

All of that is going to be won by some lucky individual who's going to just have a bunch of stuff to carry around and probably try to get through airport security and all that, because I know a lot of you flew in for this. Who thinks they came in from the farthest place? Oh, we already know that? That's already been established. Where'd you come from? Australia? Yeah, that's pretty far.

I went there once and I was like, too far. I liked it a lot, too. I loved it. It was too far. So somebody is going to win all of this shit tonight. And one of my guests, though, doesn't have a microphone at this point. Did you figure that out?

Did you figure out how to get a microphone for the other guests? Or are they going to be stuck with the one I had before that wasn't doing so great? Let's see how it does now if I talk into it. Okay, cool. So never mind me, everybody. Would you like to meet our guests? Oh, my God. We got a hot lineup of, you know, if you come to this festival now in its second year,

You know what you're dealing with and the kinds of amazing talent that are going to be here. And I've got three of the best on stage with me tonight. Please give a big warm welcome to Tone Bell, Joe DeRosa, and Brian Quinn. You with this fucking belt, bro. Oh, my goodness. My microphone turned on me. It turned on me the second that others arrived. No, no, you're good.

Go sit over there. See what happens. Yeah, I think we're good. I think we're all right. I'm the only one that has a cord. The rest of you don't have cords. Check this out. Remember, like, garden hoses?

It doesn't stop the sound. Doesn't stop the sound when I do that. Science. Let's meet. Thank you for being here, guys. And let's meet each of them individually. alphabetically by first name. Doug, are you all right?

I think I got this. He... He puts the Q at Q West Fest is Brian Q Quinn, everybody. His name's Brian. He's first alphabetically by first name. Thanks for having this festival, man. Oh, it's awesome.

It's great to be at your festival. Yeah. Really? A kind of a rough evening, yeah. Oh, why? What had happened to you besides the outfit? No. It is the least, but the outfit, when I thought I was going to be a champion,

and I made sense. Now that I'm a loser, the outfits are really working against me. Oh, he's speaking of, all of you are privy to the fact that the listeners of this podcast don't know yet, that Brian was, what's the expression, had your ass handed to you? That's right. By one of my. other guests in a round of pool ball beer ball drunk drunk dick it's called the drunk dicks game and yeah you were defeated in the the old dd the old dd the old dd gee I feel like I'm

watching weekend at Bernie's what's going on there is no you get you're here you know there's nobody holding me up. I'm doing this all on my own. I don't need those brat packers holding me up. So, Brian,

thanks for, I already said that. You're welcome. You are welcome. Thank you for coming. Oh, thank you for having me. What's the big difference like this is year two of the festival.

What's the big difference Is there anything different from last year that you've noticed? As the... No, not really. As a curator. Are the golf carts running at a different speed? Now that you mention it, I'm having the thought for the first time that, you know, maybe I should have varied it up a little bit. But you should have thrown in something different than last year?

Last year was someone's fun. I was like, fuck it, let's do it again. I don't know. Let's go. Yeah. Let's go. Give it up. Yeah. And I'm different.

I'm different. Yes. I'm the difference. You can't be saying that you fucked up when you chose me to... Well, that was... Yes. Change things up a little bit. No.

People have been loving it until you said that. No. No. That was meant to make them cheer. We were doing great. Our second guest today. I'm drunk. I just lost.

Oh, you are? Oh, that's an interesting development. What a surprise that you got drunk at your own festival that you devised full of drunk. No one can stop me. I'm doing a festival sponsored by Juicy Tits Vodka.

I wonder if I'm going to get drunk. That was his inner monologue. All right. Also joining us today. Doug. Jesus Christ, Doug, just read the shit. I'm pausing for laughter and applause. As long as people are enjoying it, I'm going to milk it.

But also, it is difficult reading my own handwriting. But please, everybody, give it up. He's back here. He was here last year, and he's back for seconds. It's Joe DeRosa. Thank you. I want to point out right now, I want to point out right now, on the first night we were here,

Doug looked at the schedule, and he goes, I don't like that my podcast is after the beer pong tournament. You guys are going to be way too fucked up. Yeah, you guys are going to be fucked up. And Doug? And you're going to not know any of the answers

to my movie of trivia questions that I write down in advance. I can be as fucked up as I want to be because it's all already planned. I knew you're going to be rough shape because we were hanging out at 2 p.m. today. We're at a bar. And the bartender came over to Doug.

And he goes, hey, buddy, your glass is empty. and Doug goes, well, you better fill it up then. I was like, oh shit. What else am I supposed to say? Fuck off? Your glass is empty. Go suck a dick.

I like an empty glass. That's what I do. I'm California sober. I'll go outside and smoke and come back in and lick an empty glass. I'm happy to be here. I always love doing this. All right.

Your time is over. Also joining us. I love that Joe has a belt and has to take this. Yeah, he has a belt for the Pong competition, and he has to wear it and carry it around. Like nobody that wins a belt knows the burden that it's going to bring to their lives, because you have to take it everywhere you go.

I know. You have to walk around with that stupid belt. You got to show up it. You're committed to come back next year. Because he's going to challenge you to get the belt back. And then you're going to win it again and be stuck for another year with the goddamn thing. With another belt? You're just going to be...

Your belt life from now on. Because Q's never going to beat you. Never. Never. I'm going to be like Jacob Barley with wrestling belts. This is so humiliating. No, it means he's going to die first. show up one night

on Christmas Eve with the belts to remind you about you never won the belt it doesn't matter when his physical form dies Doug he killed my heart and soul tonight and for all intents and purposes I'm fucking dead

all right well you should have tried harder I got news for you you're not going to do too well on this game either hey you know also we should just warn you that you know in case you get out of here alive tonight that they do make longer pants. Where?

The Frot Rose having a nut festival, thanks to you. Well, they paid for the VIP Circle. Store them up, Brian. Winter's coming. All right. We have to meet our third guest. This is rude. He is a star of A-star, of survival of... the thickest was coming back for its final season on Netflix. Give it up for Tone Bell, everybody.

Just so it pisses him off, make more noise from me than you did for Joe. Yeah. Tone, Tone, Tone. He hates this shit. I love it. It fuels my fucking heart. Fuck all of you. It just, it sounded like everyone was just saying Tau. It's a really weird thing to chant, but I'm excited.

that you're excited for him. Way to take my thunder, Doug. I'm sorry, but you deserve that thunder just because Joe doesn't. And so I appreciate you doing that. And this is the most Margarita-Fuckingville-looking crew I've ever

I've ever spoken to. But what's it? What's it coming back? Survival of the Thickest. It's soon, right? We drop in July. I think. Okay. So my next season,

if you've seen the show, thank you. If you have not seen the show, then if you have a Netflix, just press play. Just press play, lead a house. I don't get it fuck.

Yeah. Just get into it. Just a black man trying to keep a job. That's it. Yeah, it's the final season, but I hear you. That's Tone's M.O., though, man.

Tone gets on a show, two seasons. Oh, no. Is he the black, the black Ted McGinley? Yes. Holy shit That's not true

That's not true Joe out here He went one belt And now he's talking shit Oh yeah He's got real belt mouth They had a nice show on Netflix About hefty women

And tone came in like OZempic And just ruined it Jesus Christ Are we doing this right now? If we're gonna do this We're gonna do it No we're not We're not doing it

All right Doug We are not We've got serious I really want to say some shit about Joe's shirt, but I'm gonna let Doug get back to his show, but I really want to talk about Joe's shirt. Well, what are you gonna say that it cleans up stains? It looks very, you know, Terrycloth.

That shirt came with a golf cart. But listen. All right, Doug, I'm sorry, go ahead. But they do have a lot of golf carts here in QS. So that was, that should have got more than it got. You're right. That was funnier than... They didn't laugh because their golf cart is double-parked

and they're worried about getting a ticket. Double-parked in front of a Maryland statue or a chicken. Or something that says conch. Cunk. Yeah, see, people have your back on that. Yeah, I know. I'm old school.

That's not how they used to say it. That's not how they used to say it. Before we play some games today, because we're going to play some fun movie trivia games today. But before we do that, I'd like to just very quickly go through the panel, just see where you're at with movies that you like and would recommend. We'll start with Brian. Just recommend one movie that you think people should see. How about Return of the Living Dead? That's a good one.

Yeah. How about that? A classic that should be viewed more. I mean, horror comedy done best, right? And a really good 4K of that just came out. Oh, really? Yeah. No, not just, but recently.

But yeah, yeah, that's a great one. Yeah. All right, cool. All right. The people applauded. Let's move on, I guess. Yeah. You both.

There was no argument. We all love it, I guess. You both stated your case. Yeah, there's no, this isn't a competition. I just want to get some movie wrecks. Have you seen? You don't need to compete at this point in the show. I know you had a very fierce beer pong situation,

but now you're in real life where people just want your opinions. Do you like Return of Living Dead? Are you a fan? I'm a huge fan because, you know, I kind of have to be because I'm in Return to the Living Dead part two. Wait, what? Yeah, you were off by one, and I had to suck it up. What were you in part two?

Did you see all the zombies in there? I saw every single one of those zombies. I was about 12 of them. I was a, you know, like recurring, like they put me in different makeup every day, but I was a bunch of different zombies in Return of Living Dead part two. You were like the torso zombie, right? Yeah, I'm the one where he gets shot in half, and then, you know, I'm the full body version,

but then once he gets shot in half, an actor came in who has no bottom. And he's the one that says the quote about brains? A bottomless actor came in and filled out the rest of the role while I was at lunch. Well, fuck it. I'm going to change my answer

to return to Living Dead part two. Yes, it's a great movie. Yeah, an excellent movie. Yeah, Return to Living Dead is better, but thank you. No, no. Thank you for the mention. I appreciate it.

No problem, but you. All right. Joe, what would you like to recommend? Well, I just bought the... I buy a lot of physical media, and I just got the 4K Arrow video release of Excalibur, and it is fucking incredible. So...

Yes. Excalibur is the most probably famous version of the Arthur legend or whatever. But I never knew this. When it came out in the theater, I was very young when it came out, but when it was in the theater, it was R-rated. And then when it went to the cable, it was edited for PG.

So I'd only ever seen the PG version. It's a kid. What's missing? Oh, dude, the art... So the first time I saw the art rate was when I bought the 4K. It looks fucking amazing, first of all. But it's just... It's like King Arthur, but Braveheart.

It's bloody and wild. It's... This Arrow version of it is worth every penny. It's got every version of the movie on it. But that movie is awesome. That's an awesome movie. I highly recommend it. If you like sword and sorcery shit,

an amazing, amazing movie. I don't like the helmet that he wears because it's pointed in the front and it looks like it would poke his head. It looked uncomfortable to me. So I was like, I can't get into this guy in his story because he's wearing

such an uncomfortable helmet. That's included in the R-rated version. There's a scene where he addresses that that wasn't in the piece. peachy cut. He goes and he goes, this fucking hat. His fucking helmet hurts like a cock sucker. They cut it out of the PG.

Nicole Williamson, I believe, is that actor's name? Yes, I think that is. I think I'm right. There's a lot of... Yeah, there's a lot of English actors in it that, like, you're like, oh, that guy. Sure. But, like, I don't know his name. No, it's fantastic. It's awesome. It's so worth watching.

Good pick. Excellent pick Tone is laughing at your sword and sorcery bullshit What do you want to I just I hate him so much That It made me laugh

Sorry No that's okay What would you like to recommend? Oh we're talking about my movies Yeah The audience that is suggesting things for you to say Oh so y'all motherfuckus We're here last night

Uh A lot of the people People come to this festival and just dip out. Don't come with the shows. I would not normally say this. And I'm going to be mad with my answer. But I just, my wife just made me watch Wicked Toot.

For good? Bitch. That's what they should have called it. For good, bitch. Like whether you like it or not. And I don't know if y'all seen the shit. I didn't want to watch either because my wife loves these movies. She's like she loves movies where people sing all the words and shit.

And I go, I'm not a fan of that. But this shit was good. So that's what I will give it. It was fucking good. So I had a good time with it. Sorry, Q. How was the tin man stuff? Because that was the only, I didn't see the first Wicked.

And the only thing I heard about the second one, and I heard it from you, was that there's some interesting tin man shit in it. They actually get into the Oz characters, like Scarecrow. I haven't seen it yet. That's the only reason I want to. to watch it, but I hate the song so much. I don't like the singing, but the story was fucking, we watched it like

five days ago. It was like, it was way better than I thought it was going to be. And I was like, I don't want to watch this shit, man. Suck my dick. A lot of murmurs. But she was like, no, we're going to watch this. And I was like, all right, fine. And

we watched it and was like, oh, the shit was pretty fucking good. I like the second one better than the first one. That's interesting. What? Because it was more emotional. Honestly I know it sounds like That's the only excuse I could think of Because I thought it was fucking terrible

I thought the first one was pretty good And then the second one was like boo I hated the first one I didn't watch the second one Yeah that's how you should do it There's no The second one's not going to turn you around on it You know what I mean

If you hated the first one then dip I got to be honest I was in Prague I go listen I'm about me Tell me does it re can And we should move on, I guess, after this, but it's a real nerdy question. Does it re-contextualize the Wizard of Oz for you in an interesting way? First of all, using too many words right now.

Yeah. I am, uh, he made, you're in half of this fucking... Wait, wait, what are you saying? Does it, like, change... If you go back and watch The Wizard of Oz right now, does it change your relationship with that movie? I do. I do think so.

Yeah. I think the second part was... I think the first one was pretty... I was like, okay, she liked that one. And so I was like, oh, I'm in. This one was like, Oh, we're talking about some real shit. More tits?

A lot of tits. There's so many juicy tits in Wicked for Good. Yeah. Yeah, I really hated the first Because I hated that they split it into two movies just to make money. It was, yeah, that was a real grab

and it didn't really work out. Because also, like, it got nominated for a ton of Oscars the first movie. And then the second movie was, like, Like, you know, just didn't land it in a way. Like, everyone went, oh, well, never mind. Like, they didn't continue to appreciate it because the Broadway show the second act isn't as good.

So they were, you know, stuck with that. But tone responded to, as a lot of people are. I like the second part. A lot of young ladies are finding that it's very emotionally deep, you know. Honestly, I didn't mean to make this night about. Wicked, I apologize. I just thought the second part was better than the first part.

People are going to walk out of here, man. Why was there so much fucking wicked talk? I haven't heard the word... This lady's hating what I'm saying right now. I haven't heard the word wicked so much since the last time I was in Boston. This lady's hating the shit right now. I apologize. All right.

I tried to close it off with a joke tone. Don't keep going. I'm sorry, Joe. Go ahead. Thank you so much for those recommendations. We're going to take a quick commercial break. We'll be right back after this. Today's episode is brought to in part by Shopify.

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and knows it's ready to go anytime anybody asks. Who is that? Who is that? Who is that? Who am I playing for? You're playing for Maddie. And Tone is playing for Danielle. I don't have a pen,

so I'm very excited that I got all of that right. but also if anybody has a pen I'm going to need one for sure and a little bit later on in the show but for now we're going to start with the game oh there's people pulling out pens like this is let's make a deal you got so many pens he has which one's the best one she got so many pins

yeah the purple one is the best of the show I was like can you I don't want to catch it with my hands I want to try to catch it in my mouth Back into the left. Back into the left. Wow, that was really... Yeah, Jesus Christ.

That was very exciting. That's what live podcasting is all about. The listeners are like, what? Because I think it... Oh, shit. Oh, no. You knocked out the whole sound system with your crazy pen throw.

Oh, I got one. Thank you. Here's two more. I'm sorry. Hey, take them back in the... throw them in my face. I don't want a pen that's handed to me politely. I need to chucked in my face. Can we get a couple

of Jack Daniel's shots for this man? That's a great idea. A round up here. One for Doug, one for me, one for Q. Yeah, you realize I don't do my shots. Gil has to do my shots. You know that, right? Well, you're going to do them now. No, no, Gil has to do it. No, you're doing. Oh, wait, is that what they're for? Oh.

Yeah, that's what Gil's for. Gil does every shot I do, so. Gil, can you come up here? No, bitch, you're drinking for me. I want to do a shot with Gil. I want to do a shot with you. Actually, Gil, wait till the shot's here, buddy. Wait, where's Gil?

Where's Gil? Listen, I met Gil last night. Please don't bring him up here. Gil from Philly. Yeah, it's fucking Gil. Gil, I'm all set with Gil. No. Gil spilled two Jager shots all over our football.

He is a fucking job to do, bro. Now, it's... Gil... So, all right. You know your job, right? Yes, sir. And what is that? Stand here, look pretty, and take your shots.

You're not going to say a fucking word, right? You're just going to stand there. You're going to do the shot, then you're going to leave. Yes, sir. Okay. I don't like it. I get the credit for the shot. No, no, no longer do we acknowledge Gil.

Okay, so stop, yeah, stop acknowledging Gil. I see you looking at Gil. Just Gil is not here. Oh, he's even hot. hiding now. That's cute. All right, go behind that curtain and come out when the shot comes. That should be a James Bond movie, Too Handsome to Hide.

No, no, go behind the curtain. Wait until the shot's needed, and then you emerge, and you do the shot, and then you go back to your seat, Gil. Okay. Sorry, Doug. I know this is your first year at Q. West, but this is how I do it. No, I get it. Like, you know, there's no reason not to stop a show for shots.

Exactly. You know, wait as long as it takes for them to arrive. And then when they do, just real, just, just revel in the anti-climactic nature of it. Because we're not, they're not doing shots. It's just you. Yeah, not me, not me at all. It's just guilt. He's not, we're waiting to do shots he's not going to do.

He's got a guy that's going to do the shot for him. Hill is not doing the shot. You're doing the shot. This is ridiculous. We've got a game to play. All right. Don't worry about it. I don't even want the fucking shots.

He asked for the shots. This is enough now. Okay. All right. All right. I know, right. I mean, this is wild. All right.

Now we're here. Now we're doing it. Now we're doing it. Thank you. I'll take that one. Thank you. Thank you. You can drop that right there.

And then you guys ready? Thank you. Well, you're not going to cheers? Yeah. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

Cheers. Gell. Thank you, Gil. Thank you. Yeah. Gell or not? No. No.

I get the credit. Yes. Okay. Sorry, Doug. Do you also get his airline miles? I do. Are you that kind of boss? All right.

I am. This first game, we're going to be. play everybody is something that I call live die repeat this is a very very stupid game and I love playing it every time I'm going to say the title of an actual motion picture and the three of you have to guess what the title is in its entirety the first person to say the full correct title of this movie is the winner of the game.

I'll say it slowly and whenever somebody guesses wrong I'll go back to the beginning of this title of a real movie. These rules are crazy. Don't exist.

Hold on, Doug. I'm not being a smart. So you're going to start to say the title slowly and the first person that gets the whole title. First person says the whole thing. Okay. Wait, what are you going to do again? I'm going to start saying the title of a movie when you know it say the full title yeah and if you never know it

just repeat back what I'm saying nobody yell out shit yeah you guys yeah thank you all right yeah why I was pointing at the audience why that lady because I don't like your fucking attitude single her out just because just because she threw a pen at my face

there's no reason to single her out for the rest of the No, I was pointing generally. The rest of the experience. Do you want a test run? Do you want a shorter title to see how it works? No, let's just do it. I'm ready. You sure?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. It's fun, though. Let's do the test one. Whatever you do the test one. I'd like the test one. Key Largo.

Key Largo. Yeah, Joe wins. See, that's why I like to do a test run because it doesn't feel like they know what's happening. It doesn't feel like they know what's happening. understand the premise. So, just repeat that.

All right, this is for real. All right. Here we go. The man. The man in the iron mask. The man who knew too much. The man who knew too much.

The man who knew too little. The... The man. The man in the high castle. The man from Amantia. The man. It's harder than you think. Who?

The man who wasn't there. The man. Who? The man who never was. The man who killed. The man who killed. The man who killed Bigfoot and Hitler. The man who killed Hitler and Bigfoot.

The man who killed Hitler. The man who killed Hitler and the Bigfoot. The man who killed Hitler and Bigfoot. The man who... The man who killed Hitler and then the Bigfoot. That is correct. That's idiotic. And then the big foot?

And then's a big foot. I mean, you know, because Hitler's not enough for your resume. Also. He also, then, then after, like, it's important to know that you have them sequentially. I'm sorry, Doug. I'm sorry, Doug. This is a title. This movie title is fucking wild.

The fact that some of y'all knew this is crazy to me. The fact that most of y'all didn't know it, I go, they were me. No, it's a really It stars Sam Elliott It's a real movie I appreciate it I appreciate y'all Very well

Very well reviewed It got good reviews I just can't believe The title is worded And then the Bigfoot When you think about it though It is a nicer title Because it explains the chronological order

Of everything It should just be the man Who killed Hitler and Bigfoot Well but now I know that he killed Hitler Hitler and Bigfoot Sounds like they were At an event together And he killed them both

Like Hitler was in the bunker with Bigfoot, and they were planning all sorts of nonsense. This conversation is wild. That's art, Tone. Apparently. Art is crazy and shit. One point for Gil. Why does Gil get the points, too? Well, I got everything that's mine is Gil's.

We have a son together. All right, well, Gil gets to go first in our next game. All right. So you get to go first, Q. and then we'll go to Joe and then to Tone and this is a game

that I call ABC D's Ngu! This is a spelling game sort of today we are going to spell in quotes impractical jokers

for no particular reason no that's what we're going to spell and so here's how it works it's your first Brian I will go to you, and the first letter in Impractical Junkers is an I. So you have to name a movie that begins with the letter I, and if it matches the movie I've already written down on this piece of paper, then you win the whole game.

But if it's just a movie that begins with I, you're safe. You get to stay in the game. So it shouldn't be too difficult. This sounds literally impossible. I like it. I want to take a swing. Yeah, you never know. But then,

but then it'll go to Joe. It'll be the letter M, and he gets the guess of letter M movie, and then tone, of course, and impractical gets a P. We'll go through a little spell impractical Joe, but if we get through the whole thing without anybody matching,

I'd be surprised, but it could happen. But there's a theme, and that's why I'd be surprised if you don't get it, because you might lock into the theme that's happening with these answers. But I go first with no, I go themeless.

You are fucked. Yeah, okay. You are as as themless as it gets. Yeah, this is it. You have to guess a movie from all of cinema with no hints. I gotta tell you, I think I already know what the theme is.

Oh. Look at this guy over here showing off what he's clearly going to be wrong about. All right, all right. Yeah, we'll see. All right. Brian, the first letter is I.

Name any movie that begins with the letter I. If you match me, it'll be the most spectacular match of all time. And you will buy everyone in this room a drink. Fuck it. If I get, after the loss, I just, the cornholing I just took. I thought it was pool, beer,

beer pong, not cornhole. No, it ends in that. But Independence Day. Independence Day is a terrific. Terrific. Terrific guess. He even got the first two letters right. Because I wrote down in, oh, first three letters, first four letters, indecent proposal. Why are you saying it to me like a super villain? That was still pretty cool. Why is it in my face?

No, that was cool that you said indie anything. Oh, all right, thank you. Thank you. Because it was into something. It just didn't feel like admiration. It felt like. No, it was just, you know, just I'm excited for anybody getting close to getting one of these because at this point you have to be, you know, telepathic. Yeah. But so far we have an indecent proposal, Joe. What's the M title?

You figured out the theme already. So this should just come right out. I thought I was going to be Inception and then I thought M was going to be momentum. So I see. So you had no evidence. You thought with, you thought spelling impractical jokers there's that many Christopher Nolan films that cover that much

of a spectrum of letters? Hold on. Give me a second. Okay, one. God damn it. I love this audience, by the way. They're pretty awesome, right? Yeah, you're. You don't get much warmer.

Look, I'm going to. Amazing. I'm going to say Memento because I can't think of anything. And I want to get the next movie. Yeah, we want to move this along. Yeah, I want to get the next movie. There's lots more comedy here tonight

on this stage. Is there, though? There's not. This festival is like Taco Bell. It's the same four ingredients on every fucking... That's not true. We got Jiggy up next.

Yeah. Jiggy! Who was never performed at Q.S. Hey guys, the next thing will feature Brian Quinn And Ming Chen I'm gonna say momentum just because I want to get the next tent Yes, I went with Maverick

A surprisingly good movie All right, P is the next letter for Tone Any movie that begins with P But if you think you can think of one that That's crazy The theme, indecent proposal. I'm going to go with Pro. A Maverick.

I was going with Proposal, but I think it's the proposal. Can I use Proposal? Can I use Proposal? In my world, that begins with a T because it's the proposal. Well, I mean, but I'm asking you. You can use it. It won't be what I wrote down because to me that begins with T. Where the fuck were you?

The proposal. When I needed you, where the fuck were you? where the fuck were you? You know, when we get down to the T impractical, it might be the word. I'm gonna look at you for 20 minutes. Where the fuck were you? I needed you.

Well, I thought you were talking to me. You were talking to an audience? Doug, give me a second. Where the fuck were you? She's not supposed to. She can't help you. It's not on her. No, this motherfucker can't help me.

No, it's not. No, not yet. Joe, stop talking to me. I'm talking to this motherfucker around. Listen to me. Shut the fuck up and talk to me. No, you can't ask. You can't ask.

It's literally the rules of the game. You're not allowed to do it. Yeah, it's supposed to be from here. You have to. That's how rules work, Tone. Proposal. No, there's no movie called proposal. Are you trying to ask her to marry you?

Yeah, I'm leaving my wife for her right now. A weird proposal? No, I wrote down, you're wrong. I wrote down, all right. I wrote down a movie called Phoenix. Yeah, I know. Yeah, I don't know that shit. Everyone's like, what the.

How hell are you talking about? R is the next letter back to you, Brian. Rocky. Rocky is not the right answer, but I like it. Okay. The answer I wrote down is rounders. All right. Yeah.

Joe gets the letter A. No, I have a movie collection, and the fewest movies I own start with the letter A. There's very few movies that start with them. Oh, that's interesting. Tell us more about your DVD collection. Oh, like to alphabetize. I put the numbers first, though, like the movie 1917. That starts up first.

That's before the A's. You have any steel book editions? I'm going to say Annie. No. I wrote Angels Over Broadway. Wait, what is Angels over Broadway? It's a movie. No, it's not.

That's why I put it down here. These are all movies. What is the movie? C is the next letter to tone. C? Yeah, C. Is the letter I got? C.

Yeah. Something with a C. Yeah. Anything with C. Colors. Oh. Yeah. Sean Penn.

I put Casino. I knew C was going to be casino. You knew it. if it only was your turn. I know. So what is it? You're not allowed to ask what the theme is. No, I'm not allowed to ask what the theme is.

You got to figure it out. You got to figure it out. We're not allowed to discuss the past movies that were listed. I'll tell you. I'll repeat them if you want. Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.

All right. Can I say something real quick? Sure. I didn't like you all's collective. Fucking bug me. I know what the theme is, by the way. I figured out the theme is. I can't think of the fucking movies.

I made a simple request. I've asked for the list of the movies. So far we've got a decent proposal, Maverick, Phoenix, Rounders, Angels over Broadway and Casino, and your letter is T. Yeah. Nobody said this was going to be easy. No, nobody said. Also, nobody said anything else, really. Then nobody said it would be this hard.

I just said, do you want to do the show and you said, okay. The Philadelphia experiment. I love that. You went with a the title Because I tried that cue, it didn't work But it draws with the letter T and I did too

I said the Dark Night Fuck, all right No good though, good Oh Christopher Nolan Oh Now you allowing T's out here That's what I was a T That's what he was before

The next letter to Joe is I All right I'll sit down Another I Yeah we allow T's when it begins fucking tea. I think I know the

I think I know the theme but God damn it letter I I'm going to say inception I wish you to said

impractical jokers the movie that would have been a really good answer I'm fully thrown off of the theme now what is the theme

a bunch of great movies in one shitty one oh no the fucking you talking about. Jiggies in that movie. Back to Tone.

You know how fast he would have been in that shitty movie if we had bothered to fucking ask him? Oh, it would have jumped right in. Yeah, exactly. What's another movie that begins with C, Tone? Another movie that begins with C? Yeah. Jesus Christ, Doug.

No, that would be Christ, comma, Jesus. I'm gonna go with Casino. He said casino already. No, he said casino. I didn't say casino. No, it was already. Fuck you, Joe. I said, he said casino.

I can say casino. Is that your final answer? Casino? You got them right at this. I wrote, I wrote down Casino Royale. Oh, that hurts. That hurts. That fucking hurts.

It's not the same movie. Tone, it's not the same movie. He thinks he won. He thinks he won. It's like my bullshit shot before. It don't matter. We're doing good right now. Tone doesn't know how movie.

movies work. That's not the same movie. Remember how you described a musical as the shit where the people sing the whole time? Joe is with the only belt he owns right now. Yeah, for the listeners, there is a belt

that goes with the beer pong champion of the Q West's comedy escape. All right, what letter are we on here? This is taking forever. What are we on? We're back to A, because at Casino Royale.

So A to you, Brian. A movie that begins with, uh. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, ants. Ants. Oh, uh, ants. Ants. It's a movie starts with A. Hey, get ready, Joe.

You're not going to like this. You're going to think I made this. up. I wrote down A Big Hand for the Little Lady. That's not a fucking movie. It's a movie. It's a movie called A Big Hand for Little Lady. Letter L, Joe. L. L. L. Lita.

No. Lucky you. I wrote down Lucky U. Jay. Jay for tone. Jay? Yeah, Jay. Oh. Jersey Boys. Can I guess what your Jay is? Because I know he's wrong. I don't like you talking about my J at all.

Can I guess where your J is? Okay. Is it Joker? No. No? Because it's Joker folio-Doo. Oh, fuck off. Fuck off.

Fuck off. What the fuck out here. Back to Brian. Oh. Orange County. Oceans 11. Joe K. K.

K. wide scope. I don't even know what that is. Tone E's by you. Even money. Jesus Christ. Brian. Robocop. Rane man. Joe S. Come on. Bring it home.

I know what this. You got this. You got this. You got it. I'm not telling you. I know what the theme is. Okay. S. Hold on. Just say it. Just say it. Say it out loud. Come on. You said you know the fucking theme.

I know the thing. You don't get anything for saying the theme. I got to guess the movie. I mean, we're all hanging on it since patient. Yeah. What's the movie? Showgirls. Show girls.

What did you think the theme was? I think the theme is clearly gambling or Vegas. That's what I think the theme is. Gambling, Vegas, and Jokers. Nice. Suicide Squad. Oh. Wait.

But that has nothing to do with Vegas. But it does have a lot to do with someone named Joker. So it could be any one of these three things. Well, yeah, it was a broad theme. There's a lot of letters and impractical jokers. How specific do you think I can get? I got pretty close with showgirls, I felt like. Showgirls.

No, you were so, you were incredibly close and yet insanely far at the same. Suicide squad? Yeah, you've heard of the character of the Joker? Yeah. Yeah, he's in it. That starts with a T. He's also in the dark night. We're in rounders.

He came out, he's in rounders. Because of poker. All right. But also, that's not the finish. We got one more game to play. You want to play one more game? Oh, that was the end. That was S.

No, we got one more game. Yeah, but it doesn't... So no points awarded. It doesn't matter. It's no worry about points. Well, I got one point for... You didn't get shit for that. Well, but...

You just got to go first in the next game and then you blew it. You blew it. I don't mean... You blew it! I don't mean Gil had a point. No, you don't have shit. Oh. One point Joe goes, uh, I got it.

This is what's gonna happen. I know the team. And then Doug goes, it's impractical. I'm sorry. That made me laugh. like a motherfucker watching y'all do this it was so fun to me so we got one more game to play we'll do that after this we'll be right back we're back that was an amazing commercial break we all really sobered up during it I'm excited to announce that our third

game we are going to play today and our final game that will determine it all this game is called nice B-O The microphone is feeding back because it doesn't like BO. Here's how nice BO works. I wrote down the top 10 movies at the domestic box office of all time. The three of you are going to take turns guessing movies that you think are in the top 10 not adjusted for inflation and domestic. not worldwide, you're going to guess what movies are on that list. If you name the number one movie, you get 10 points.

If you name the number 10 movie, you get one point. And there's all those points in between. Three guesses each. Three rounds. Whoever gets the most points at the end is our winner. We'll start. We go Brian, then Tone, then Joe, to just arbitrage. Punish Joe.

Which is something we like to do on this show. Do you have a question, Q? No, I was ready to give an answer. You have an answer already? I wanted to take a shot, yeah. Oh my God, he's ready to go, everybody. We ready to play nice B-O, everybody? All right, give it to me, Q.

What's in the top 10, all-time domestic box office? Avatar. Avatar, of course, was number one for a long time, but then it dipped. It dipped a little bit over the years, and it landed at number four. Okay. So that's worth seven points to Brian Q. Quinn. That's a nice, and Gil, of course, who does nothing to help out but gets credit for some reason.

What are you writing over there? I'm writing down the number seven, because that's how many points I said that Brian got. But thanks for being on top of it. I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I just, I was, I was also writing. Tone Bell is a secret agent. He needs to be stopped.

All right. Uh, uh, but tone, you're up next. What's your first guess in the movies you think top box office of all time? I'm so lost. I'm gonna go Titanic. Titanic's not a, not a terrible guess. It, of course, was. way up there for a long time, and then it has dropped down to still worth some points.

Number nine on the list. But we're on the list. You're on the list, though. Yeah, you're making shit happen. We're on a list. Yeah, it's happening for you with two points. You're in this, but now Joe gets his first guess. Jesus Christ.

And he invokes the Lord's name. I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that. I'm going to guess. He's going to need whatever we can get. They literally took my first two guests, but it's fine. I'm going to guess Avengers. Your first two guests were the number four and then number nine.

Okay, I just want to make sure. I'm going to guess Avengers Endgame. Number two on the list. Nicely done, Joe. Nine points. Joe's in the lead, but Brian, you could. As usual. Passion of the Christ.

Now, I'd like to take a moment and ask the great man who put this festival together and invited me to be here. Is that what you want to say? You mean the passion of the Christ? I don't know if we're still another the thing. Okay. Is that your final answer? You'll get two more guesses. And oh, oh, I forgot this part.

I'm so utterly confused. Each one of you can go to the person you chose to play for. I can't go to Gil. He's so fucked up. That's the point of Gil is that he's fucked up. But those are your, you can go to that person. Gil, you got something. Shout it out, buddy.

What do you got, Gil? All right, he wants you to say, because I have to have you say it. He wants you to say Spider-Man, no way home. Do you think that man should make it into the top? I've seen a lot of tragedy in my life. I've been stabbed in the back by fucking people who I thought were brothers.

Are you, wait, are you saying he would give you a bum answer? No, what I am saying is that I have sailed the seas of tragedy, and my one lighthouse, my beacon of hope has always been guilt. And I will follow that man to hell. Whatever he said is what I'm saying. What do we say? Spider-Man No Way Home Number three on the list

That's the number three That's insane Yeah I made a lot of money Maddie you got one? Wait wait wait now You can only go once to your life line I know I know All right Joe's going to his lifeline

She is saying Avengers Infinity That's Avengers Wait are you the one that said Avengers end game And now suddenly you know anything about the Avengers? Maddie, you feel confident about this? All right, Avengers Infinity War. Avengers Infinity War is number eight on the list.

Three more points for Joe DeRosa. This is a tight, this is a tight-ass game. Who's in the lead? That would be Brian. Fuck that shit. I don't like that, but whatever. He's got 15, you've got 12. Tone's got two, but he's still in.

in this. So what's your next guest? Do you want to go to Lifeline? Are you going to do it on your own? He already went. He went. He went. We saw her whisper to you. So don't pretend like you didn't go to your lifeline. You fucking cheat. No, he was having a stretch. He was just having a reasonable stretch that one would have. It was crazy. She was whispering as here. This show goes like over an hour. You need to stretch at some point. Don't be looking at me, Joe.

Stretching's important. Like, don't go on a long flight and not get up and stretch. You'll get fucking. You know what I mean? You'll get a clot. I'm out here just trying to get my hip flexors. Yeah, he's working his hips. Don't mean. What's your answer?

Joe, get the fuck out of it. All right. Just because we're on it, I'm going Black Panther. Oh. That was from your help or you got that on your own? Okay, Doug, relax. What do you mean by the help? That's my next guess, the help.

Did you get that from you, girl? Who brought that shit pie in here? No, she gave me some other shit, but I go, Black Panther was a very big movie, so I'm gonna go, man, I'm gonna go Black Panther. She didn't get it from her. I did not get it. Okay, she gave me something else.

You still have your lifeline. Black Panther, number six on the list. This is exciting. It's a lot of celebration for a six. Yeah, he's still in third place. But it's a solid case. Okay, no, relax.

It's a solid third place. But now we come back around. Yes. Back around to Brian. I mean, how have we, none of us have mentioned Star Wars at this point, so I'm going to go with the Force Awakens. That was going to be my next. Star Wars, the Force Awakens is number one on the list. Brian now has an insurmountable lead.

Let's go to Tone or Joe. Does this game have a belt of any sort that I can take home? I will say, I will say she did tell me to say that. Oh, no, that's what she offered and you were like. I went with Black Panther because I'm black. And I had... Yeah, there's no black people in Force Awakens. Except for Finn.

The title don't do it either. God damn it. Doug you right. Number one. I thought I was going to number four. Yeah. My next one, I will say Wicked. No.

No, not Wicked too either. Wicked didn't make the L. No. No. No. A massive amount of money these movies have made. But do you have one more guest, Tone? No.

So congratulations. Q is our winner today. Well, well, well, we find us at a bit of a tie again, my friend. This is literally the first time I've ever lost at Doug Love's movies in years. Yeah, well, it's the first time you've played me. No. No. Yeah, that was intense.

That got sparky. Who's your, where's your person that was, that you were playing for, Brian? Gil, my boy, Gil. Here, get Gil. Come on, Gil, the bag. Come right over here, Gil. Gil loves Hamnet, I'm sure. Gil's going to love all these hamnet products.

Gil, get over here, buddy. Come on, look at this fucking guy. Come get your hamnet products. You handsome motherfucker. Get over here. Yeah. Gil, I love you, brother. Me and you ride or die to the end.

Fucking I. Yeah. Yeah. I love that guy. Brian, what do you want to? want to plug? What do you want to promote right now? I don't want to promote anything I want to say thank you to you

to coming and absolutely fucking killing this dude. Oh, thank you. You are plugging yourself into a kind of fun and strange world and you fucking killed it brother and I love this world. I love everybody here. Thank you so much

that's what I'd like to plug. My love for you. Thank you. Okay. All right, we're going to get to everybody else's plugs but first people are... Losers? Yeah, the losers still get plugs. This isn't like the Olympics where you just have to get in the bus. Sounds like socialism to me, but okay.

Yeah, no, they get plugs too, but you got to do yours first. Hey, where's Gil? Where'd Gil go? Gil, I'm going to call somebody a shithead at the end of the show on your behalf. Who would you like me to say, Gil? Who would you like me to call a shithead? Who? Anybody from the world? Yeah.

You want me to call Joe DeRosa a shithead? I have to do it. Let's go. I have to do it. Shit head. Shit head. Shit head. Shit head.

I have to do it. But first, does everybody want to know the movies that they missed? Yes. Number 10 was Jurassic World. Yeah, you knew it. Nine was Satanic, 8 was Avengers if any war. 7 was Avatar the Way of Water. Avatar 2.

Black Panther. Then 5 was Top Gun Maverick. Oh, that's right. Seems too recent, right? And then Avatar, Spider-Man No Way Home, Avengers Endgame, and Star Wars. And I guess my microphone held out to the very last minute. Tonell, what would you like to promote? Just

I'm Netflix I got some shit coming out in the next several months I got a couple movies coming out I got a couple

shows coming out thank you all for enjoying this fucking festival man I appreciate you all I've been seeing a lot of y'all

thank you for rocking with me QSQFest thank you all for for fuck with me oh can I just say this real quick

my wife last night was kind of was like oh I felt famous last night because everybody a lot of y'all said like happy birthday to her and so I appreciate that and she's probably somewhere up there going like

it's weird but keep fucking with it please thank y'all so much thank you guys I appreciate it man thank you Joe de Rosto what do you want to promote podcast you got a new podcast

is it about riding and roping the booze just hit me It all just hit me right now, like a real trainer. My new podcast comes out on the YMH Network, April 22nd. It's called Violin Horrendous. So please, please fucking tune in for that. Go to my YouTube and subscribe my new YouTube. I got a ton of new original content coming,

Joe de Rosa Comedy on YouTube. And I will be at the Netflix as a joke festival. May 8th. May 8th. doing a headline show doing a headline show the comedy story nobody fucking invited me oh

Q Q will you come to my show Yeah I come to our show Yeah no no I don't I don't you know Fuck Joe Yeah fuck Joe I didn't shit on your plug Can I do my own plug?

No no I'm talking to Q Q come do my shit Yeah I'd love to I'll pay for you It's gonna be a company You don't have to pay for my flight I would I'll appear any way you need me to Come on come on

Give me a time and date Gage and Joan. Who's coming in? For me. Yes, nice to you. That'd be great. I'd like to do my show too, but I would like you to change clothes. I'll think about that one.

I would like to see a different Luke. This is Little Boy. I'll show you Fat Man. You got it. You got it. Both of them are bombs. All right. Did you do your plugs, Joe?

Well, I was trying to, and then tone. I think you got through him. What? What is the problem? I'm just saying, like, you will give me shit earlier. I just want to tell everybody that you are wearing an oven mitt. Listen, Tone and I will both be at the Netflix as a joke festival. My show will have an audience. Oh, shit.

It's crazy. He's swinging his dick, but he don't have one. Quit swinging that air around. No, yeah, I got through my plugs. Tune to the podcast. That was the important thing. Yes, hideous and disgusting. Vile and horrendous. Horrified.

Horrified. Horrible. Vile and horrendous. You can say that as much as you want, but I have other opinions. Friday, April 17th, Douglas Movies. It's going to be at the Moon Tower Comedy Festival in Austin, Texas. Tuesday, April 21st, Benson, movie interruptions, at Dinescy Typewriter in LA.

May 5th, we're doing Douglas movies at Zanis in Rosemont. And May 7th, Douglas Movies is at Uprun Cisers Brigade in Los Angeles as part of Netflix is a joke festival. And you guys are welcome to

be, all of you are welcome to come join me. And thank you so much to Q West Comedy Escape series season two. Not, hopefully not final. Give it up for Doug Benson, man. And as always, thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you. As always, Joe DeRosa is a shit hay.

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