Doug Loves Movies - Tone Bell, John Erler, Mary Santora and Chris Tellez guest

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

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Doug hates candy raspberries, creamy babies, sticky seeds with 50-ounce of apple pretzels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody! My is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. Coming to you once again for the first time ever from the new Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas! Yes! Oh, my goodness, it is, what is the date?

Wednesday, October 25th, 2023. Deep breath. 2023, Kingsman, the golden circle of friends with benefits, a wonderful life as we know it could happen to you only. Live twice in a lifetime cop and a half nelson of rambo first blood part two for the roadhouse terminator two judgment days they could used cars nick and old lace in the old school

of rock and roll High School Ties without a face off. So I'm going to finally say this because I've been adding a title every week since I started doing that because it's a thing I used to do many years ago and somebody told me to bring it back and I was like, that sounds fun. Now as I write it out each week

I'm like, oh, that's not as much fun as I thought it was going to be. But no, I do enjoy doing it. But also it's fun because I just remember it. I kind of can do it without even looking at it because of the way each title rolls into the next one and it's all movies that I know and have seen.

But I'm going to keep adding one until January 31st, I think my last, or December 31st, I think my last show of the year is December 30th, so I'll wrap this thing up on that date and start thinking of something new to do in the new year. It's time for doug plugs oh what okay people are into it i can't believe it all right let's get this out of the way i'm doing d Douglas Movies at 420 at Dunlaps in Cleveland on Saturday, November 4th. And I also do stand-up that night at 7 o'clock.

Separate admission required. On Tuesday, November 16th, the Benson Movie Interruption returns to Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. All my dates and deets are at DouglasMovies.com. That's DouglasMovies.com that's douglovesmovies.com yeah come for it

take dancing thank you very much for being so great at that following me around all over town Thank you very much for being so great at that. Following me around all over town, I brought the prize bag full of stuff that I thought I could get from California to Texas without any issues. It starts with a bag from Fantastic Fest,

the aptly named film fest that happens every year over at Alamo Drafthouse Lamar here in Austin. I'm a huge fan of that festival. I go every year. Maybe I'll see you there one day. In the bag, a T-shirt that doesn't fit me. That's for a movie called Satanic Hispanics. When I say it doesn't fit me, I mean my personality.

Yeah, I don't think I could walk around in that, really. I don't think it would really go over too great. Save for a Satananic Hispanic's hat. Somebody could really lean into it and wear both and just walk around going, I'm so white. What am I doing? And then this is a nice handkerchief kind of thing that I got because they were trying to support that movie remember the movie the

outfit that came out a while back so it says the outfit on it it's confusing for something that could be worn as part of an outfit to say the outfit here's a fun uh like uh what do you call it uh a tablecloth I guess I guess it's a tablecloth? But if you're serving dessert or something, because it says upside down, it says something else. But this way, wait a second. Anyway, it says make the mess over and over again. That's from a popular desertery out in Beverly Hills called Flower Shop and then

I mean this is like oh wait I was going to say this is the best thing but holy shit there's still so many good things there's a refrigerator magnet that says Austin Zoo on it I mean let's face it, you're probably not going to Austin Zoo.

And if you did, you wouldn't buy a magnet. So this is sort of, you know, meeting halfway. I don't know what this is. Something to do with fantasy football and you it's a mobile a mobile wallet something anyway you're gonna if you know anything about anything you're gonna love it some some company sent me a little box of crayons and it says for your creativity like what the fuck you could an artist you think I am and then this is so great still in the rapper Oh rapper I get it the soundtrack to the motion picture beat Street on cassette yes I just held that the for the listeners I just held that up I didn't encourage that applause that's how excited people were and finally a thing that I got that is

I don't know what the point of it is it's all about it's like this leaflet booklet thing but I figure the season's coming up might as well it's all about the movie Love Actually okay

I should have finished with The Beat Street out the movie Love Actually. Okay. I should have finished with The Beat Street. But somebody's going to win all of this crap, and the way to win this crap is to impress my guests with your name tag that some people have crafted and brought with them tonight.

And we'll get into that in a little bit. But let's get my guests out here. What do you say, everybody? These are all great, exceptional entertainers who all happen to be right here in Austin, Texas tonight. Give it up, everybody, for Tone Bell, John Erler, Mary Santora, and Chris Tellez. Thank you. All right, let's meet everybody individually

and alphabetically by first name. Here we go. Can I do it? I think I can figure it out. He just was on my podcast Getting Doug with High and has made numerous appearances on this show

and is a local comedy phenom. Give it up, everybody, for Chris Telles! What's up? What's up, everyone? Thanks for for having me man hey man what's up dude how you doing really good you said that the last episode of this show inspired you to watch something what did you watch because of it oh no i was gonna watch it today oh you inspired you to to do something that you didn't do. I saw the trailer.

Oh, okay. It inspired me to think about it. That's enough, I think. Well, I'm watching, you know, trying to watch 31 horror movies this month, either, you know, old ones that I just want to revisit or new ones. And so I watched the original blob recently

and talked about it on the last episode. And it just made my heart feel good that you at least were going to attempt to maybe watch something because i talked about it yeah it is a blob that is very interesting and you're still on board with uh you're still going to try to check it out yeah yeah i was thinking about i just didn't have time today that's why we watched the trailer yeah this happens to me all the time you're probably never gonna watch it but i'll text you yeah yeah i'll pressure you i'll put pressure on you you don't need to it's the blob i feel like but don't watch the more recent one with uh you know uh kevin dylan yeah that was done in the 80s right yeah i think so yeah i saw with the the trailer for the one in the 50s as well that looks like it sucks

so yeah 80s yeah the 50s one at least it's like fun that it's so old-fashioned and lame yeah you know the blob technology 80s they should have had it they should have had it together they even had a good director in my opinion but it just didn't work out so good anyway reboot would do pretty well today i don't know why they would do pretty well today? I don't know why they aren't making blobs constantly. I don't know why there isn't a blob TV series. Is there a blob Halloween costume?

I don't know. There's also that animated movie, Aliens and Monsters, where it saw... What's his name? Seth Rogen. He played a blob-like character who was just like, I'm Seth Rogen, but a blob like character who's just like I'm Seth Rogen but I'm a glob of blob I don't do a good Seth Rogen impression this is Nicolas Cage if he was I'm a blob of slob all right so moving on to next alphabetically by first name it's John earlier everybody hello thank you

thank you top pancake of the master pancake theater franchise here in Texas and we're all equal no thank you oh that's too kind your world wide now it's off banking your will you're on you I've had pancakes and the top one is the best one and then there's some soccer your ones as you go down you're the top pancake in my eye thank you but please don't put pancake in my eye what were we talking about oh so me You are also worldwide now because you don't just do these... You do them with an audience frequently here in town,

but you also do them over the Internet. We do them on Twitch. Does anybody follow us on Twitch? Any Twitch heads? We got some Twitchers in the house. Not enough. Not enough. Okay, everybody. Open up your phones right now. Let's make the plan.

Let's do it. Follow, subscribe, whatever you do on Twitch. I don't know. But yeah, we have a Twitch channel and three or four days a week we do Twitch shows. Sometimes we show old recordings of movies that we've done a long time ago and

sometimes we do live right there on Twitch new movies. I love it. You're really getting out there. Are you proud of us Doug? I am proud of you guys. We're gonna do on Halloween we're gonna do a double feature of Halloween the John Carpenter in 1978 one and then we're gonna do we're gonna show Halloween for which we recorded in May for Owens going away party oh and Edgerton who's going away to where Boston Massachusetts do you know why he's going away I think he was like like the people chased him out of town they did?

the people being the Republican government oh yeah yeah yeah that's what I meant yeah exactly we're not the people we're not the people but he had no he has a trans daughter and he just he and his

why live here yeah that's a good point that's right so he felt like he couldn't he couldn't live here anymore because everyday life was being persecuted by our government. And so he went to Boston. And they love him in Boston now. Everybody loves him in Boston. He's lovable. Of course. Wherever he goes.

He is. And we miss him. Yeah, we do. Yeah. So that's the bad news. The good news is you can smoke legal weed in Texas now sort of are you trying to cheer me up I typically I try I don't fit legally sort of smoking weed in Texas my whole life just go around that corner over there and remain white and it's not a problem.

That's true. Except you haven't been doing it legally because as I understand it, it's still illegal to do, but we have a substance now that you can buy legally. You're here to sell a product. I would love it if they gave me free Delta 8, 9, and 10

as a result of this, but no, this is just out of the goodness of my heart uh delta eight is now available and i and i i was about to say i want you to try it but i don't want you to try it i don't care if you try it or not but i am curious if you have tried delta eight i have i might have you know because you never know what's in things but um i don't you know if somebody passes you a joint it could be made out of that, right? They don't tell you what they're giving you? What?

Well, you know, a lot of people don't, you know, give you the whole rundown. He's playing a numbers game. He's like, probably, yeah. Yeah, it might have happened. Or are you just pretending so the cops don't get you? You're just, like, assuming everything you smoke. Oh, that's what I'm yelling from now on.

Yeah. Whenever they hassle me. Still to eight, man. Okay, maybe it's nine, but relax. I didn't do ten. Does it get stronger with each number? It gets different with each number. Or it gets hotter?

It gets sexier. It gets sexier. Ten is sexier than eight. Ten is the sexiest. It really is. How many people have gone all the way up to Delta 10 here tonight? Nobody. It's legal. You can admit it.

You don't have to hide anymore. That part's legal. Okay, one person came out of the closet for Delta 10. Who are you? Who are you? We need all your information. How many people have done Delta 8? How many people did Delta 9? How many people did Delta 9?

How many people did Delta 10? Just the one. Is there a Delta 11? I don't know. I'm taking up too much time. Let's keep going. But anyway. That was interesting though.

What? She wants to know if what you're talking about is real. I mean, I've been wondering that this whole time. I thought when people said nine and eight, they was mixing them up, and I had no idea there was three numbers. It's real. It was just the eight.

It's real. Yeah, if you do all three at once, it's like doing Delta 27. There he is. All right, also joining us thank you john for that was great there was a real roller coaster of the opening interview segment between you and i have more good news and bad news if you want to hear it but we got to keep moving i wish i was like if it was jeopardy i would have cut you off before you got to the sad story or the weird story uh but it's all enriching, ultimately,

to everyone. You never said if you tried Delta 9 or 10, though, did you? I'm saying I don't think I have. Okay. But you never know. You want to try it after the show? I would definitely try it. Okay.

But do you think being high already would affect it? Yeah. You know what I mean? Don't I have to really find out if it works? Don't I have to do it like not high? Let's start fresh tomorrow. Maybe in the morning. Let's do it tomorrow morning.

Yeah, let's get together in the morning at around 4 p.m. Okay. Also joining us for, and this is interesting, Chris and our next guest and John have all competed together in Austin before on the same episode. So this is like that plus it's like a rematch plus a bonus interloper. That's not the right word. You're welcome. Anyway, we'll get to that gentleman in a second.

But first it's Mary Santora. Yeah! No one in my family is oppressed. that gentleman in a second, but first it's Mary Santora! No one in my family is oppressed. They didn't have to move across the country. I'm from Ohio where all drugs are illegal, so I don't know anything about the deltas or. Hey, but Ohio is on the verge of, I think, Tuesday. Who?

Ohio. Oh, what about? I think on the verge of, I think, Tuesday, Ohio. I think on Tuesday, November 3, 4, 5, 6. 6. Tuesday. It's a Tuesday. I think 7th. I think they're going to vote to legalize. Yes.

There's two important ones. Issue 1 is the abortion ban, and then issue 2 is legalized weed. Well, let's leave the abortion talk to John when it's his turn to speak again. I didn't mean to step on your toes. Let's not get into his area. Yeah. John, could you explain what abortion is to everybody in the audience? I'm glad you asked.

I'm glad you brought me here. I have some good news and some bad news for you. Okay, so that's going to be on the ballot, but what was the second thing? We. Yeah, which is amazing. I'm so happy for it, but the other thing's much more important. You know, so yeah, that's

true. Yeah, amazing. Alright, good. So everybody vote for those two things. In Ohio. In Ohio. From Austin. People in Ohio listen to this. Send in your ballots. It's true. And I'm going to be there.

I'm going to be in Cleveland just a few days before this happens. I'm going to be there doing two shows on November 4th at Dunlap's. Well, Mary, thank you for being here. Are you enjoying the weather in Austin? No.

This feels like you're walking around inside somebody's mouth. This is terrible. It's disgusting. It's 80 degrees with 100% humidity, and no one here knows how to drive in the rain because you guys don't understand weather, and that sucks a lot.

Well, when it's not raining, it feels like rain that you don't feel. Like, it's just the rain air. It's just heavy. Like, you're just walking around in the heavy rain like you're just wet just from walking a couple of blocks and it's funny because i feel like people in austin are normally super upbeat and happy and everybody's sad and i'm like this is what people in the midwest talk about with seasonal depression well it's been a brutal summer

like it's been one of the hottest summers on record here i believe and then at the end of that now finally it's finally getting there at the end of October and uh they said on the news today that next week one day it's gonna be 40 degrees like what the shit hell yeah keeps you on your toes but also doesn't stay cold which is why it's one of my favorite climates in the country and our next guest is on a streamer I'm not going to mention because we're striking the streamers, but he's on two programs on that goddamn streamer that are so delightful.

Me and my girlfriend love both of the shows you're on. His name, everybody, is Tone Bell. Tone Bell. It's Netflix. Survival of the Thickest with Michelle Buteau. You didn't say. You're not here to promote it. You're right. What's the show I can't promote?

What? Huh? And Drinkmasters. Fantastic shows. I've actually gone to bars to find the bartenders from that show. They're good, man. And I haven't found any yet. Because the first

bartender I meet ruins the plan. Because, you know, I'm not just meeting bartenders and not getting a drink. And then next thing you know, it's too much. But thank you for all the survival of the thickest was like, we binged the shit out of that. Hey, man, thank you. It the survival of the thickest was like we binge the shit out of that.

Hey, man, thank you. It's just fun to watch episode to episode. It's such it's such a solid show and you're great on it. And you're not promoting it. Is that a show where everyone gains as much weight as possible and tries to not get diabetes? So you have seen. It's not a competition show it's a sitcom

oh it's a single camera sitcom as we say and it's very good if you haven't seen it yet you can figure out that's the great thing

is we don't have to promote the specific place it is because everybody can figure out where it is quite easily and I hope they do but thank you for joining us for this is his first time on

Doug Lowe's Movies. Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me. And I hope you want to do it a second time. That's all I'm going to say at this point. There's no reason to get ahead of ourselves, but I'm hoping

that you have a real good time and that you have a lot of fun with competition. And first, before we play some games, I'd like to ask each of you one question. It's the same question for each, and we start with Chris. Please, could you recommend a horror film? Finishing off our month of scary movie talk on Douglas Movies. Okay, yeah.

The blob. He hasn't seen it yet. Oh, I'm going to knock out the blob tonight, you best believe it. It's short, too. I think it's like a tight 78, 80 minutes, something like that. Oh, perfect. All right.

Then the blob it shall be. All right. I'm going to say I brought it up last night. The last Texas Chainsaw Massacre that was on Netflix. I know a lot of people hated it, but I thought it was great. So, yeah, I would recommend it. You're going to throw all your support behind a movie you know everybody hates.

Yeah. But you liked it. I like that strategy, because it'll be interesting to see if anybody watches it and chases you down. Like, what the hell were you thinking? Everybody was right. Except for you.

All right, so, what's the accurate title of that last one? Man, I don't remember. I thought it was just called Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Oh, like it was sort of like a reboot? Yeah. It wasn't a continuation? No, it was a continuation.

It was the first... A continuation of the reboot? Yeah. Well, they bring back the first girl who survived the first movie uh she's uh yeah she's in this one so okay i guess that gets so confusing when they do that shit like scream stop numbering the screams and then but but scream six was they just called it scream but it was still Neve Campbell, right? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck was that? But it wasn't starting from the beginning. And then Neve didn't, you know,

they didn't want to pay her for the next one after that. So now she's gone. And I'm out. I know. I mean, I didn't even watch the last one she was in. So you really think I'm going to bother with the one she's not in? Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and I'll say watch that. Okay.

I like the screen movies. All right. So, but Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I'll figure out what the most recent one's called, because they always put some dumb extra wording in there or something. And we love accuracy around here. Did anybody here see that shit besides me? Anyone? One guy.

Fuck no, we got over here. You didn't like it? Yeah. No. He didn't even want to raise his hand. Don no, we got over here. You didn't like it? Yeah. He didn't even want to raise his hand. Don't ask the audience questions. Wish I didn't. You don't want to know the answer. That was rough. Alright, let's go to Mary.

Please recommend a scary movie. Mary, scary. I'm going to go with the original Saw. Oh, you love the fucking Saw movies. You said that last night, and I left the conversation. I love them.

I think that they teach a lesson. It's just gory enough, and I like to call them figure amounts. You got to figure out who done it and where it was and how it happened, and it's a brain teaser for all. So I say the original Saw. And

did I catch this correctly? There are several Saws you haven't seen? My boyfriend and I are working our way through them right now. So we just watched one through four. So we're on five. So you saw Saw 1, you saw Saw 2, you saw Saw 3, and you saw Saw 4. Yes.

All while seesawing. Set down to seesaw, you know? How many, how many, I'm sorry, how many saws? There's 10. I think they just came out with Saw X. Yeah, that's the 10th one. Yeah, that's the new lazy way

of titling a 10th of anything. And Chris Rock had a spin-off a couple years ago that was called Jigsaw, or Spiral. Spiral. And I don'taw or Spiral. Spiral. And I don't think anybody saw it. Spiral colon from the Files of the Saw universe or whatever the fuck. Something like that.

Yeah. The original one. It was some bullshit. Just be a Saw movie or don't be a Saw movie. I'm not going to see your Saw anyway. I'm an adult. No seesaw for me. Okay. Can we rewind and go back to what you call the genre of movie that Saw is? Because I find that so wonderful. Figure amounts? Figure amounts. Is it the same as a whodunit?

Or is it different? No. No, because you know who... In Saw, you know whodunit Or is it different No It's all you know whodunit You gotta figure out how to get out of the traps Well anytime you have to figure out Whodunit It's a figure amount Well why not call it a whodunit then Because they're stupid I think figure amounts is great

I think a figure amount is really good It's better. Because nobody in the whodunit has their foot locked in a bear trap. Right. Yeah, we know it's Jigsaw. Or someone pretending to be Jigsaw. That narrows it down incredibly. No, but you know whodunit.

You don't know how to get your foot out. You don't know how to figure him out. That's the figure him out. That's what I'm saying. So we agree. We all agree. I figured this out immediately. Well,

Mary likes to figure out why someone's being tortured. Yes. Why did that person John likes to know who done it when somebody's dead. Different strokes. All right. So we're giving you saw one.

Yeah. O.G. saw just called saw. Yeah. Alright, so we're giving you Saw 1 OG Saw Just called Saw Okay, John Earler Doug Benson Please recommend a scary movie I just watched Fright Night for the first time Have you seen Fright Night?

OG Fright Night? OG Fright Night 1985 or 60 Yeah, that's a pretty good movie night for the first time have you seen fright night uh og fright night og fright night wow 1985 or 60 yeah that's a pretty good movie it's a pretty good movie yeah they botched it with the remake did they yeah with uh 2011 re-made colin farrell you look the cast is stacked like it looked like a great cast what did they mess up just you know the movie yeah they just did it they just did it all wrong you know they just didn't they didn't capture the spirit of what made the first one good you know yeah that classic mistake did you have to figure anything out did you have to figure m out

uh i don't know now you're quizzing me about the movie you're recommending. I am. That I haven't seen for a minute. Roddy McDowell? Roddy McDowell plays the washed up television terror host. That'll be his reason to check it out. He's great. He's so good. I was just watching Overboard the other day.

He was the ship butler. Which I'm sure there's a steward. That's the word? He's the steward. He was a ship butler. You know, a steward. That's the word. He's the steward. He's the ship butler. You know, a shittler. Shittler. Shittler.

The shittler. I was actually going, I was like, man, ship butler sound right. All right, so Fright Night, the OG Fright Night is probably in the 80s-ish. Yeah, 85 or 86, I think.

Yeah, yeah. Chris Sarandon plays the head vampire. Very charismatic. Soish. Yeah, 85 or 86. Yeah, yeah. Chris Sarandon plays the head vampire. Very charismatic. So sexy. Yeah. Just preparing for his role as Jack Skellington, essentially. That's right. And dealing with his sister, Susan Sarandon. Okay, so

what's it called again? Come on. Figure it out. Yeah, it's a figure them out. I did. I figured it out. Yeah, it's a figure them out. I did. I figured it out. All right. First time on the show, Tone Bell, please recommend. I'm going to disappoint a lot of you.

I know it. Because I don't get a chance to watch a lot of horror films in my house because my lady does not allow me to. So I got to do it when she's not there. So the last one, I know, it's even worse because she white. But it can only be the sound, you know what I mean? It's like Jesus Christ, ladies. This lady just goes, oh. It's just jokes. Jesus Christ, ladies. This lady just goes, oh. It's just jokes. She's not that large.

I could take her. I just watched, because I just saw it, I just watched Nope for the first time. Oh, that movie's not good. Sorry. So you saw Get Out, and then Us. I and then jump oh wait oh oh okay and then nope so you're just late on nope because nope was the third i was i was super late on nope yeah but i just watched it and i watched it during the day because she was gone

and um oh you said recommend yeah oh i thought you said recommend. Yeah. Oh, I thought you said watched. Oh, because you can't recommend it? Did I like it? That's not the point. Well, you're supposed to recommend something. Usually you recommend things you like. Except Chris. I don't have to.

Actually, did I like it? Yes, I did like it. Would I say it was good? I don't know. I don't know. I can separate that. I can separate that. I can separate whether I liked it or if I think it's good. She just said, nope.

You get me, right? This dude gets me right here. This guy, your hair is awesome. I can't really see you, but your hair is telling me that you understand what I'm saying. It's just kind of just a silhouette to me. I know you're white. I can tell you're white. With that hair, I know you're white.

Yeah. Can't really see you. He's got a good bounce, that hair. It's a great bounce. It's real Mike Myers hair. But you know what I mean, right? He's going to be a very Muppet. Yeah.

Very Muppet, but I would recommend, I don't know. You guys are going to cheat with that system during the games. When you're hovering around the right answer, his hair is going to start flopping around. But yeah, just one that you stand behind if somebody went, hey man, that sucked. You'd be like, what are you talking about? I loved it. I would stand behind only because I've seen it once and I remember it

is scaring the shit out of me in high school. I would go Halloween H20. I was 17. Sorry. I love it. Halloween H20. I remember being very frightened. Also, Busta Rhymes is great. It's a fun wrinkle in the series that they added those numbers and letters at the end.

And that meant the 2-0 was because it was 20 years after the first one? Correct. And do you know that yesterday is 45 years since the release of the first Halloween? Wow. I know. That sucks.

That was a long time ago. But it still holds up, despite the fact that they do like to show clips on the Internet of, you know, it takes place in Haddonfield, Illinois, but it was shot in Los Angeles. So there's a scene of Jamie Lee Curtis crossing a street, and there's like, you know, it takes place in Haddonfield, Illinois, but it was shot in Los Angeles. So there's a scene of Jamie Lee Curtis crossing a street, and there's like, you know, palm trees in the background. There was like to point that out, like,

oh, now everyone involved in Halloween feels like shit, because they accidentally let one palm tree show up in the background. There's also a bunch of succulent plants in the same shot you're talking about, too. Yeah, see, this guy, he knows the plants. He knows all the plants. You can't have the wrong plant in a sequence.

He'll be like, that's not New York, that's Toronto, just based on some ivy there crawling up the side. I feel like John's just going to be the Eeyore of this episode. Every time he says anything, Eeyore. I don't want to play. I want to talk about... It's actually a succulent.

I'm glad y'all said so, because I was about to really try to make a real bad horror decoder, like a horror... I can't say horror, by the way. Horror? Horror. Horticulture. Horror deculture joke. Oh, that's good. I was trying to get that out, but I was like, you'll never be able to say that. And then I tried it.

And then I tried it anyway. Sorry, Doug. Go ahead. Horticulture. Horticulture. Horticulture. See why I stopped? Yeah, you're right. That was a good call. I got nothing out of that.

It was really not worth it. Horror to culture. Horror to culture. Horror to culture. Horror to culture. With a T. Horror to culturist. Are you guys saying horse to culture?

I'm like zoned out. We're talking about horse culture right now. Sounds like where we're going. Which do you like better, prostitute paddle or horror? Horror. I like the horror. Alright, we'll let everybody chew on that

while we go to our first break. We'll be right back. We're back. Yeah, we did it. Let me do a quick recap Of the name tags that were selected During the break Chris chose our good friend Dead Air Dennis

And John went with Andy Man Everyone knows what that's a pun on I'm sure Mary chose Vanessa Saw, because Mary loves those movies so much she's seen four of them, and...

And Toebell went with Snakes Anna, A-N-N-A? One N. Snakes Anna Plain. Congratulations to all who were chosen and apologies to those who weren't. Better luck in the future.

Let's play some games and figure out who wins this stuff tonight. Oh, thank you so much. I love that signal that it was there, too. He tapped the table and I noticed it. And let's hear it for the staff here at Depp City Comedy Club. All right, so this first game we're gonna play

is something that I call Live, Die, Repeat. Give, die, repeat. All right, this is the dumbest of all the games you could imagine we would play. I'm going to say the title of an actual motion picture, ladies and gentlemen, Budweiser Zero. Yeah, buddy! Be careful with that. Thank you. I thought you were lying.

I'm not lying. Don't drop that, otherwise there'll be an explosion of taste. Keep it up. I'll turn this shit into a meeting real fast. Who asked for the water?

Johnny. There you go. All right. Here's how Live, Die, Repeat works. I'll say the title of a motion picture, and then the first person on stage with me tonight who repeats back the full title accurately and correctly wins the game.

Okay. Yeah, it's weird. Oh, that's it? That's it. It's going to be hard. It's going to be horde of hordes. It sounds easy, but only one of you can win.

Okay. You know what I mean? It's like if I had four people up here and then we flipped a coin, who would be the winner? Okay. Sounds like a great premise you're not teams you're all playing as individuals for people in the audience who care and made effort to

make those great signs it's like saw it really is like premeditated you mean no we're each trying to get out of a trap that individually we have to get out of by ourselves. I thought she's the one that was going to turn it into a meeting. I'm drinking water for a reason. I'm drinking water for a reason. If I can't have my Delta 9, I'll have my water.

I feel like this conversation is a trap I want to get out of. So guess as often as you like, but it has to be the full title to be a correct answer. And every time somebody guesses wrong, I'll start back at the beginning of the title until somebody gets it.

So you're going to say it and we just have to repeat it? Basically, but you can't wait until the end because everyone will have heard it. Oh, okay. You have to figure out what the next word's going to be and then say the whole thing. I would be surprised if Chris Tellez has seen this motion picture.

If it's the blob I have. It's not really. That's tonight. I was counting on you watching it, man. That was not enough time of the day. It was so important to me. All right, here we go. Ginger.

Dead. Man. Ginger. Man. Ginger Dead Man. Versus? Ginger Dead Man 2. Ginger Dead Man 2. Great guess. Ginger Dead Man 2 Great guess Ginger Dead

Man 2 Attack Ginger Dead Man 2 Ginger Man

No, you're out Ginger Dead Man 2 Passion The Passion Dead Man 2 Passion Of The

Passion Of the Crust Passion of the Crust Full title Ginger Dead Man 2 Passion of the Crust That is correct Thank you. Thank you the most.

The third one, Ginger Dead Man 3, I did it on the last episode. That one is called Saturday Night Cleaver. Yes, yes. Yeah, they really have fun with those Ginger Dead Man titles. Passion of the crust, I mean, wow. What a weird movie to make fun of in a title. But congratulations, Mary, you won!

You know what that means? That means Mary gets to go first in our next game. Yay! No one else is excited, but that's not where you're at. The excitement is such that there's a hush. Like, people are quiet with excitement. That's how exciting it is. All right. This game is called Olivia Rodrigo to Hell. Here's how it works. I said Olivia Rodrigo to Hell!

That's what I should have done the first time. I sort of sprung it on you, thinking you'd be so excited by that pun. But it is a really fun game, because I'm going to say a title, and then the contestants on stage have to guess if that title is a Olivia Rodrigo song, a movie, or both. Okay. Are any of you

Olivia Rodrigo fans? I know as many Olivia Rodrigo songs as Saw movies I've seen. Oh, so you have four of them? Yeah. That could be helpful. Just knowing the kind of titles she has could be helpful Because that's what gave me the idea for this game

Is they all sound like horror movies to me Except for Driver's License That sounds like a reasonable Chris, are you familiar with her work at all? I'm not, but I don't know, I'll check her out later I count on that, I count on it He's going to put Olivia Rodrigo

on to the blob later. Match it up. Dark Side of the Moon. Night at the old Teller's house tonight. I count on my guests not being familiar with Olivia Rodrigo to the point where they could run away with this thing. We'll start with Mary.

I'll say the title. You say Rodrigo movie movie, or both. I should have made this Rodrigo or Rodrigno. But there's three choices. Rodrigo, movie, or both. Okay. On a recent episode, one of the guests said, isn't everything a movie title?

And the answer to that is, no, not everything is a movie title. For instance, everything is a movie title is not a movie title. There's plenty of phrases and words that are not movie titles. Which is, I think, what I said to him last week, but I'm just jumping ahead of the possibility of that happening again.

That's a good strategy. All right, so we go, it goes Mary then Tone then John then Chris and oh so if Mary misses it then Tone gets to guess from the two remaining options. If he misses then John gets to guess and if he misses then well Chris he won't miss. But then Chris will get to go first on the next one Alright, here we go, Mary Ready Bad idea right Is that a

Rodrigo song, a movie, or both? Bad idea right R-I-G-H-T or W-R-I-T-E You know, I never Would go on a bad idea ride. Oh, ride. No, it's right. Which one is it?

I'm saying it's right. With a T. With a T, like. With a T. With a T. Like right. It's got a T at the end. Like right.

Ride. Ride. Like dentist or dentist. Who knows which one it the end. Like right. Right. Like dentist or dentist. Who knows which one it might be. All right. I'm going to go with Rodrigo. It's like Dudley do ride. You're not helping.

Your answer is Rodrigo? Yes. That is correct. Mary Santora is on the board. We now go to Tone Bell. Wait, hold on. I got a question. Okay.

So that means you thought it was a what? Olivia Rodrigo song. A song. Okay. I'm with you. Yeah. She's got a song called Bad Idea Ride. But this is the next one for you, Tone.

Is this a movie, a Rodrigo song or both antisocial oh boy doug i'm gonna go with both. Ouch. No. No. I'm sorry, that is incorrect. It's all right, I'm here for the people. Is it a song or a movie, John? I'm gonna say it's a song. Chris, what do you think it is?

It's looking good, Dennis. I'm gonna say it's a movie. That is correct, it is a movie. This one will blow your mind. It's been three movies in the last 10 years. One in 2013 and two different films in 2015 were named Antisocial. All right, so Chris is on the board,

but now we're back to Mary. This is your chance to win it all, Mary, if you get this one right. I'm ready. You win this game, and you know what that means. That's another game I win. Yeah. Doesn't mean much at all.

Just means you get to go first in our last game Which may or may not be beneficial You never know Song, movie, or both Victim Victim Victim I need you to evict Tim Fucking Tim.

Always late on rent. Victim is both. Let me just check here. That is correct. You did it. Unbelievable. Mary, you just ran away with that game. I mean, I would have said that.

That's a good guess. That would have been a good guess. Just for fun, Tone, let's do the next one. Is this a movie, a song, or both? Strange. Both? Yeah. Yeah.

Because you know Olivia Rodrigo sings about getting that. She's super energetic, some strange. All of her songs really do have a real horror movie thing to it. Vampire is one. And John, here's one. Yeah, Vampire is in there. And John, Rodrigo and movie are both crawl. Hmm.

Not crawl, crawl. Could it be neither? No. Okay. I wouldn't put that kind of twist into this game. I'm going to say song. You've not heard of the movie Crawl? Damn it.

It's good. It's a good horror movie. Is that an alligator movie? Yeah. Alligator, yeah yeah he knows it yeah but on apple itunes like five yeah a lot of people okay let's not promote that but uh but yeah there's a movie that would be actually fun movie for you to watch with an audience crawl um that people aren't going to hear this in time for the next uh choose your own pancake

where people bring their own but they will hear this in time for the next Choose Your Own Pancake, where people bring their own, but they will hear this in time for the next Benson movie interruption, Your Choice in Los Angeles. So if you're listening, Crawl would be a good movie to bring. I would throw my weight behind Crawl. Interesting. So when you do the Choose Your Own Movie format, you try to influence the outcome. I do.

I'm like, it's absolutely your choice, but I would prefer this, this, and this. No, I let all the guests on stage, all the people that interrupt the movie with me, they all say which movie they like out of all the movies that the audience members brought. And then from those four, we have the audience vote. But I feel like everybody's feelings about all four movies

kind of comes forth in the discussion and so that's why I always win. Or I always get like my preference tends to happen because there's a groundswell of support for it because I'm excited about it. But the audience gets to choose in theory. But they choose, yeah. It's like a weird

dictatorship sort of thing. Yeah. It's basically a card trick where you know they're going to take the ace of hearts. They just think they're picking a card. And you know exactly which one they're going to pick. No, it's not that specific. I could see myself getting burned by it

and having to interrupt something that I would rather not just because the audience thought it was funny yeah let's uh let's all yell stuff while we're watching manhattan you know like let's just yell at woody allen for two hours that would actually be kind of fun now that i think about it could be kind of cathartic for some people that's right uh all right so congratulations, Mary. Like you said, it means you get to go first in our final game that we will play after this break.

We'll be right back. We're back! We're back! Woo! All right, we are going to play a game to determine our winner today. Mary's going to go first, and we're going to flip the order around. Then Chris, then me,

because I like to play along on this one, then John, then Tone, and we're going to take turns in a game called Super Last Person Standing Scream Queens Edition. So we're going to get four names from four audience members whose name tags were chosen tonight, and those four actresses are going, we're going to name movies that they were in in that order I said earlier

and when you can't think of one you're out but you do have a lifeline you can go to your person whose name tag you picked you can go to that person once for help with an answer maybe last for another round and you know think of another movie by the time it comes back to you it's

happened before. Some people have come back and won after using their lifeline. Let's start with Dennis. Wait, Doug. I got a question. Okay. These don't have to be horror movies, but these actresses have had to be in a horror film.

Yeah. You don't have to worry about the horror film part as much as the people suggesting the names of the actors just check it but yeah it'll be their entire filmography that's why I want to have get a little horny and if possible of course because we all love saying horror so much Dennis oh okay I Amiga, okay. I like it. I like it. I've never heard that. That's the guy I'm playing for, and I think... You just fucked us,

man. I don't know what the hell that means. You know what you did? You trusted a stranger with candy in this story. God damn it. Rule number one. Oh, you'll figure it out. Maybe.

We'll see. I mean, you know, TV doesn't count, so I don't think it's cheating for me to say she was on Bates Motel. All right, Mary? Wait, we're playing? What? Oh, who's your person? Vanessa.

Oh, yeah, Vanessa. What do you got for us? Wasn't Renee Zellweger in the original Texas Chainsaw? Zellweger was in a Texas Chainsaw I think it might have been the second one but it was one of her first roles. Great choice Renee Zellweger. Let's go to Tone's

selection which was On a Plane. Oh yeah. Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. Her to her. Right. First one. First one.

Her to her. I saw it in your eyes. She was in a horror movie? Or a thriller. I mean, hadn't she? Thriller. Yeah, I guess maybe a thriller. Oh, yeah. Oh, I got one. You're right.

I'm wrong. Apologies. Okay, so... Wait, who was it? Oh, yeah. Angelina Jolie. Angelina Jolie. Alright, and where's John's lifeline?

The Andy Man. Andy Man. Whatolie. All right, and where's John's lifeline? The Andy man. Andy man. What do you got, Andy man? Naomi Watts. Naomi Watts. Dude, I don't know what these people look like. She's been, she's running around screaming a little bit. Wow, this is going to, I'm glad we've got,

I hope we have enough time for this. Because this is huge. All right. And and you know anytime you want me to remind you of any of the four actresses because this is like it's a big lots of containing in your head but like I said we'll start with Mary first she's going to name a

movie that's got either Vera Farmiga, Naomi Watts Renee Zellweger or Angelina Jolie in it. It's all of them. It's all of them. Okay. And you can take from any.

You don't have to. Chris doesn't have to name Vera Farmiga movies because he doesn't know any. Okay. Nobody does. That's what I thought what the situation was. I'm glad you cleared that up. Yeah. But you know Naomi Watts and Renee Zellweger, and Angelina

Jolie movies, right? Oh yeah, love them. Okay. The last time you played against Mary and John, you won. I know, by accident, but I'll take it. I'm hoping that's what happens here tonight. Okay. And like I said, I'm going to play too, but even if I last to the end,

I can't win. It's whoever lasts longest. View four. Mary, what have you got? win. It's whoever lasts longest. View four. Mary, what have you got? Angelina Jolie was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. She sure was. And that's all I got. All right. You played valiantly.

It goes to the next person, right? Yeah. Oh, okay. No, you have to do until you can't think of one. That's not a bad concept. And then you go, you have to do it until you can't think of one. That's not a bad concept. And then you go, you're out! And then you have to watch everybody else try. Okay, okay.

No, now we go two-tone. Oh, I said we were going to Chris. Sorry, go to Chris. Jerry Maguire. Who? Reese. Renee. Renee Zellweger. I wish Reese Witherspoon

was in Jerry Maguire Do we have to say their name too in the movie? No you don't have to I mean we'll figure it out I think I think it'll be obvious

I don't know what three of these people look like Wait till you see him now I'll just go ahead and get it out of the way now

the Angelina Jolie movie that I think is a horror movie is directed by Mr. Clint Eastwood, and it's called The Changeling. It's not that scary. That was going to be one of my Angelinas. Thanks. Really?

No, I'd never heard of it. But maybe I'll check it out tonight after the blob. Double feature. It'll put you to sleep. It's sleepy. There's an old movie called The Changeling with George C. Scott that is quite good. It's a quite good older horror movie, especially if you're scared by a ball bouncing down the stairs. Right?

Yeah. It's the scariest ball bouncing down the stairs I think I Yeah. It's the scariest ball bouncing down the stairs I think I've ever seen. All right, John Erler. Hello. Hi. Let's go with

Lara Croft Tomb Raider. That is an Angelina Jolie movie with a brief appearance by Renee Zellweger. No. Oh. That's not true. That's not true. I was about to say, I do not remember that, but

man. I was gonna say she played her travel agent. That was a great fake out. Right? Okay, Tone? I'm gonna go with Hackers. Hackers, Angelina Jolie. Very early, early Jolie. Mary.

If I'm wrong, do I then get to... Yeah, you don't want to say something wrong. I'll try to guide you off of it if you're about to say something wrong. Well, I think she was in this movie, but is it smarter to just go to my person? I'd say out of those four actresses, you're already just

done. Yeah, dude. I told you, I don't know. I have no idea what Naomi Watts or the whatever he said. I don't know what that is. You don't know any Naomi Watts movies? I don't even know what she looks like. She's blonde, usually. And monkeys think she's funny okay all right no but

yeah you go to your lifeline if that you know if you really need it I know one but then if I'm wrong I'm out right right but you stay say it slowly I'll stop you if you're wrong okay I think Angelina Jolie was in Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Oh. Is that wrong? I don't think so. She's not the main girl? I don't think she was.

I don't think so. She's not the main girl in that? I don't think so. I want to go to my lifeline. Doug, if you try to stop me. Okay, let's show you your lifeline. I really didn't know which Once Upon a Time where. I didn't know where it was going.

I thought it might end up in Melissa, Blue Maleficent's kingdom somehow. I also thought that I could say Maleficent. All right, let's go to the lifeline. That was a saw-style jigsaw trap. It really was. She got her legs sawed off. She did not succeed at getting out of that trap

Somebody did not figure it out I did not So can I go to my guy Vanessa help me please Let's go to Vanessa she's got a good one Chicago For Renee Zellweger

Oh okay Was in Chicago Yeah But maybe listen up Mary was in Chicago. Yeah. But maybe listen up, Mary, because maybe one of us will say a movie that has a sequel. It'll be an easy grab when it gets back around to you. Chris? Gia with Angelina Jolie.

Now, what I like to say at this point is that movies made for television do not count. Oh! That was made for HBO back in the day, and I don't support them because I'm on strike. So that point don't count then? I have to, because every other time we play Angelina Jolie, I don't accept it, so I wish I could do it for you, Chris,

because you need it. I do. That was the last one I know. Go to your lifeline. See what happens. See what happens. Oh, man. I feel.

Keep thinking about it. Like, yeah, you know. Oh, I know one, but I don't want you to know more. Okay, well, you may. Yeah, you were really hoping he'd do better for you. I think I know one more. Okay, go for it. Name one with the chick you said.

The Departed. Which one is she in that? The Departed is. The Departed. Vera Farmiga is in The Departed. Yeah, I trust him. Farmiga. Which one is she in that the departed is the departing is in the departed yeah i trust them she's the lady that's like here i am all the time oh that's who it is the only the only female role of any importance or i didn't think magnitude because it's a mark walbert there were no women in that movie from what i remember that movie got like 19 stars in it. Right. Yeah, it had a big cast, but she was the lady.

She was pretty much the woman in it. But, you know, maybe it'll be... I'll say something that might help you. Let's wait and see what happens. Oh, it's my turn. Yeah. Wait, what did you end up saying, Chris? The Departed. Okay. So I'm gonna say

The Conjuring. Oh, is she the main chick in that? She sure is. Okay. I know who that is. I know her. John? I'll say Conjuring 2.

Conjuring 2. too. Too con, too during? She doesn't even notice what you just did to her. She doesn't even care. Tone's explaining it to her now. Alright, back to you, Tone. You know what? This is embarrassing.

I know, it's difficult. I know all, well, not your choice. You know those actresses. I'm going to throw this out there because I think I'm right and I'm okay being wrong. But I'm coming to you if I am wrong. I'm going to go with Stigmata. Which one's in that? Is that not Naomi Watts?

No, but I think you're ballparking it. I think you're thinking of like that Naomi Watts was in a popular horror film. I can't reguess, but. But yeah, go to your lifeline. I'm going to my lifeline, because I do have one now. The Bone Collector. The Bone Collector, that's another kind of creepy one. That's Angelina Jolie's in The Bone Collector.

There we go, we'll take it. Good job, good job. Ana, thank you. Now we're back to Mary, and I'm sad to say there's no Bone Collector 2. Still boning. More bones. No, no, I know one.

I know one. Oh, shit. Gone in 60 Seconds. Yes. Oh, fuck. What we riffed last time we were in Austin. I was dreading no one would bring up her role in Gone in 60 Seconds as the lady with the dreadlocks.

All right. That was Angelina Jolie, by the way. Yeah. Correct. Chris, it's back to you. Any revelations? Well, I know there's a few of them but I'm hoping it's just called Tomb Raider 2

Rise of the Tombs Raiders of the Lost Tombs John you got a few more in you a few more Laura Croft movies yeah I got a few more okay alright then I'm just gonna give him this one hell yeah a few more in you? A few more Laura Croft movies? Yeah, I got a few more. Okay, all right. Then I'm just going to give him this one.

Hell yeah. Cradle of Life is the subtitle of... Cradle of Life? Cradle of Life, yeah. I'll be over here trying to remember some of the names.

She's a big life baby. And she needs to find a cradle and... Oh, I thought you said dreidel. Have a nice... Like a dreidel. Oh, I thought you said dreidel. Have a nice... Like a dreidel. Oh, you thought I said dreidel?

Like the Jewish toy. Yeah, dreidel of life would be... Dreidel of life. The title of something, I'm sure. Probably an Olivia Rodrigo song. Dreidel of life. Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel. If I had to guess.

All right. Oh, so it's back to me. Great job, Chris. Thank you. You nailed it. Here's another one that should spring to mind for people for Angelina Jolie.

Girl Interrupted. Shoot. That's who won the Oscar for that one. God damn it. I hate it. John? Gonna go with an

Austin movie called Dazed and Confused. Who is that? Zellweger. Renee Zellweger. Zellweger. Who? Renee Zellweger appears briefly

in Dazed and Confused. Fry like bacon, freshman bitches. There youused. Fry like bacon, freshman bitches. There you go. Fry like bacon, freshman bitches. I'm just quoting this gentleman who's quoting the motion picture. Not going after anybody. Tone? Rolling these dice, baby. Contagion.

Is that not Naomi Watts either? Gwyneth Paltrow dies at the beginning of Contagion. And then I think, isn't it like Kate Winslet, the person running around trying to save everybody? I don't think any of those actresses. Is that when he whispered to me, what's the virus with the birds? Is that what you were trying to get at with Contagion?

I was like the avian flu. I go what's that? What is that called? What's that one? I said the avian flu. What's the bird with the lady, the white lady, the blonde with the birds? Tippi Hedren was in the birds and Naomi Watts is kind of like Tippi Hedren.

You must want to tell people, Mary. Yeah. Covered my microphone. Is that your final answer? No, man, we got an answer. What do you got? What do you got? That's it?

Chris, do you have anything more? Wait, why don't we skip? Sorry, Mary. I forgot about your triumphant return to the game. What's gone in 60 seconds? Let's go over it again. Naomi Watts,

star of, just finish the sentence, or Angelina Jolie. She's an action chick. She kind of is, yeah. So that means that she was probably in one of the Fast and Furious. Oh, that's not going to work like that. Oh.

I'm out. I got nothing. She's not Fast and Furious cheap. I got nothing. Especially these days. She makes important movies these days. But nice try. Chris Tellez?

My Hail Mary was going to be Ocean's Eleven. Right, because that's just what you always say when you're not sure. Yeah, I haven't seen it yet. Let me help you out here. If it's all actresses, maybe don't go with a movie that only has one actress in it. I know, I know. I was like, they might have a cameo in it. Probably lowers your chances. Maybe pick one that had a lot of actresses in it, like Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross.

Or Moon. So none of them were in it. Got it. Are you out? Yeah, I'm out. Okay. Oh, what you doing? Are you out? I'm looking up.

He's so upset. He's really rallying for you like you're Rudy or something. For a guy named Dead Air Dennis, you are the loudest motherfucker I've ever seen. It's Tomb Raider 3. I'm out, Dead Air Dennis. Oh, man. Oh, man.

Okay, I guess it's my turn, but I really, really want... What? I'm talking to him. I'm talking to Anna. Oh, you're going to your lifeline? No, no, I've already been to my lifeline. Oh, okay, you're just having a chat with her, apologizing? I'm apologizing.

Okay. Does that sound like what you're... I just wanted to say that I wanted Chris to stay in the game. Oh, man. Starring Angelina Jolie. John? Let's do Mulholland Drive. Let's do it.

I thought you winning today would be the impossible. Oh, interesting. Well, you were wrong, and I feel like King Kong is standing to the top of the Empire State Building. People tonight have been sitting here thinking you're the ring-er.

Do you really have to rub salt in my wounds? Oh, shit. Who is it again? Oh, we haven't done any Zellwegers, really, and I don't want to be left alone and sad on a cold mountain. Damn it, I was just about to do that one. Well, you know what they say? Well, you know what they say?

They say that you are Maleficent. The suspense is making me sick. I think I'm getting Bridget Jones' diarrhea. That's the one I was trying to remember, yeah. Nice. I didn't see either Um Fuck Um

Fuck I can't play this game anymore I mean a couple of those have sequels even Yeah well I don't want to just Say Bridget Jones' Diarrhea Part 2 The baby is coming It's called I think it's called like Age of Reason or something.

It's not a great subtitle. Is the third one the baby on the way? I think so. And baby makes three or something like that. And there's the ring too. I think she's in both of those. Can't believe you got Cold Mountain. I really snagged that one for me. She won the Oscar for that, I think. Okay. Yeah. Then I can believe you got Cold Mountain. I really snagged that one for me.

She won the Oscar for that, I think. Okay. Then I can believe you got it. And then she won again for what's her name? Liza Minnelli's mom. Judy. Judy. Judy Minnelli. So good.

That's it. Alright, now this is a really fun part. John Erler's our winner, by the way. Congratulations to John. But now here's the part where everybody in the audience gets to yell at us the movies we missed. Me, Myself, and I. That Irene. Gattaca? Annabelle.

Was she in the first one? Empire Records. Empire Records. I was going to say that. That's good. Empire Records. That is good. Four Weddings and a Funeral.

Which one was that? What? No, that's Andy McDowell. By the way, Once Upon a Time in Mexico was Salma Hayek. Oh, there you go. Oh, okay. Now I understand. Simple mistake.

I Googled it. Happens all the time. I was sitting here thinking, is she about to say Once Upon a Time in Hollywood? Because I was like, none of them are in that. And so I was pleasantly surprised by Mexico. As I often am and

any other ones we missed? Up in the air Up in the air is Oh yeah, Farmiga Farmiga's a tough one The Nun, yeah She has a small part in The Nun The Nun

Yeah, she really is a scream queen She's been in a few of those things. And Bates Motel on TV. But anyway, John, who are you playing for again? Remind me, Andy Man? Andy Man. Come up and get your prize bag, Andy Man. Andy Man.

Congratulations. Use it all in good health. Whatever it is that you can do with that stuff. You got a cassette player, Andy, man? You do? Oh. You fucking yes-anded my ass. All right.

Speaking of improvisation, John Erler, you get to do your plugs first. What would you like to promote? We got shows this weekend if you're in town, like these fine folks here. Tomorrow night we're doing Choose Your Own Pancake at South Lamar Drafthouse, and then Friday and Saturday we're doing The Craft.

And if you're out of town, our next Twitch show is on Halloween, Tuesday. We're going to do that double feature I was talking about, Halloween 1 and Halloween 4. And then I'm thinking at the end of November, instead of the usual Hank's Giving, Tom Hanks celebration, instead of doing a clip show like we always do,

which I know you've seen. Yeah, I loved it. Think about doing a full movie this time. And I put a short poll out on Twitter. I'm curious what the audience here thinks we should do for a full Tom Hanks movie. These are the choices of movies we can do. They are

Da Vinci Code, League of Their Own, Sleepless in Seattle, and Captain Phillips. Oh! Captain Phillips would be so weird to be making jokes during it. You'd just be doing

I'm the Captain Now jokes the whole time. That could be fun. Who's the captain now? I can't keep track who the captain is. This is a real figure it out. But Sleep is in Seattle, I think that sounds like the most fun

because it's probably pretty corny, but also, you know, still kind of holds up because those two are so appealing. That would have been my vote,

but the Twitter poll audience chose Da Vinci Code by a mile. I love that movie. Because they want to torture you. Yeah, and it's

two and a half hours long. Very fun. It's a long ass figure it out. It's a great figure amount, second only to National Treasure. What's the sequel to Da Vinci Code called? Angels and Demons. Oh, I was asking Barry.

I knew it. Angels and Demons. What's the third one called? Oh, yeah. The Illuminati. No. Dan Brown. No. The third one called? Oh, yeah. The Illuminati. No. No. The, uh... Dan Brown. No. It's, uh...

The third one is, uh... You said Angels and Demons is number two, right? Yeah. It's short. It's like one word, right? Dante's Inferno. No, that's a restaurant. I think it's just Inferno, maybe.

Inferno, yeah. That's it. But it was derived from... That's what I was going for. Yeah, that's right. Thank you for being here, Tone Bell. What would you like to... Do you have any stand-up shows?

Are there places people can see your stand-up? In like two weeks, I'm in Dynasty Typewriter in LA. Week after that, I'm in Zany's in Chicago for a weekend. Then I'm at Boxcar in Park City, Utah. So that's where I'm at. And I'm around here now. Actually, I moved from L.A.

to Austin, so if you see me around, come in. Would you do this again? Oh, of course, man. This is so much fun. Okay, good. Good. This is a great time. Some people walk away bad at not knowing the answers, but, you know, we can't all be John Earler, can we?

Mary Santora, what would you like to promote? You guys can check me out on socials. It's Mary Santora Comedy on TikTok or Instagram. I'm trying to beef up my YouTube. I have two full specials out on YouTube, and then a couple other smaller ones that came out

with different, you with different organizations. So if you guys want to check that out, it's all Mary Santora Comedy, TikTok, Instagram. Santora, how do you spell something like that? S-A-N-T-O-R-A. Oh, right. Look at that. Right.

Did you say D, Sandora? Sandora. Santora. Santora Cultures that what you say? Santora. Santora. Sambora. Santora culture. Sankara. Chris, tell us, what would you like to plug? Yeah, I'll be in Houston this Saturday, if you're listening. Hey, they're not. This hasn't come out until...

Oh, damn. Okay, well, I would just say... Until late Sunday. Fuck you, Sam. Follow my Instagram, at HiChrisTeles. I have a link in the bio with all my upcoming shows. And you, Sunday. Follow my Instagram at HiChrisTeles. I have a link in the bio with all my upcoming shows. And Shit's Golden,

it's the longest running stand-up show in Austin. First Monday of every month at the ballroom. Nice. Yeah, this... Sometimes when we're doing these shows out on the road

and stuff, we get a little ahead of ourselves, so this episode doesn't come out until Sunday. But I want to plug something's coming up in November

O'Douglas Movies is back at the Improv Lab at the Hollywood Improv on Tuesday November 21st and I always end every episode lately with the last line from a movie but I didn't think of one today does anybody on stage have

a favorite last line from a motion picture? The last line in Saw is game over. Oh. I don't know if I've ever done Saw before and it's perfect for this time of year. The last line in the first three. Saw one. Saw two.

Saw three. I think it actually might be the last one in Saw 4 too I'm not even lying Really? Well now you gotta see the rest of them To see if they always just say game over at the end Or if there's a wild twist You know what I'll do? I'll record it Every time I tweet it at you

Oh I love it It's just gonna look like a psychotic Breakup message Game over Game over. Game over, game over, game over. All work and no play makes game over. All right. Thank you very much to Cap City Comedy,

to everyone who came out tonight. Appreciate the support. Keep on listening and leave a review and rate. Is that what they say on the podcast all the time now I never bother you with that shit but I'll say it review and rate us why not probably have already

and one more time for Chris Tellez, Mary Santora Tone Bell, John Erler as always say it with me. Game over.