Doug Loves Movies - Tone Bell, Samm Levine, Amy Miller and Brian Quinn guest

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth They're still not one that he won't see because Doug Hey hey hey everybody my name is Doug and I love movies That was worse than the rehearsal What the hell let's try it one more time Cut that one out Hey hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies.

Nice. Coming to you once again, after not being here for a while. It's our original home, the UCB Theater in Los Angeles, California. It is Thursday, May 7, 2026. This show is a part of the Netflix. It's a joke festival. And right here in front of me, I brought a very special prize bag for tonight. there's a good thing in here and then some other things in here.

It is a limited edition Douglas Movies Tote that you get to take home. And inside of it we have this device by an awesome company called Stundung Glass. And this is a device in which you can smoke both flour and concentrates. It's very fancy. I think the market value is let me look at the price here 2000 but it's an expensive

thing and then this there's a movie I think Mark Wahlberg's in it that's on one of the streamers and it's called Balls Up and they sent me this it's a fucking

I guess it's supposed to be a paperweight or a doorstop but it's just a heavy golden dick and the movie is about a full coverage condom that you're supposed to pull over your balls so that's what's depicted in this thing is like this end part here is supposed to be like the knot that you tie the full coverage condom on

have not seen the movie not sure if I will probably be an accident if I do but I'm passing this along to a lucky audience member And then also in here I've got Oh This is a ping pong ball from remember that movie

No not Marty Supreme Shit House Yeah it's a ping pong ball From the movie shit house And then also very limited I'm almost out of these Doug Lowe's movies pin So somebody's gonna win

You know like I said a few things And then a really cool thing and a nice bag that it all comes in. Do you want to meet our guests for tonight? Okay, but before we do that, I want to give something away right away. I heard that, you know, Bobby Altaff is doing a show. You know, she's not a comedian.

She's trying to comedy for the first time at this festival, like at the Willtern or something. And I guess ticket sales, you know, or not having been that great or whatever. So she went on the internet and said she's going to tape $500 underneath one of the seats and somebody in the audience is going to get $500 just to try to get people to come. So just to be nice and

you know follow that similar, you know, have a similar gesture. If you want to look under your seats one seat has $5 taped under it. Nobody even wants to look. Most of the seats are the kind that, flip up so like you would have seen the $5 bill before you sat down your seat so the people in the

front row need to really check because they're in folding chairs and I was able to tape the money under one of them and it shouldn't be that hard to find maybe it's under the seat with nobody in it reach under that one also I apologize if there's like gum

or something under there but it should just be the $5 bill this is so awkward and I thought it was going to be so fast. Somebody would just like, I won. Yay, you won. I thought this would be great on a podcast for people to listen to people looking for the money underneath their seats. What is your name?

Shelby. Shelby, congratulations, Selby. That's a very tiny rebate on your ticket, your price of admission tonight. Let's get my guests out here. Please welcome Tone Bell, Sam Levine, Amy Miller, and Bronzer. Ryan Q. Quinn! I'm stuck under your mic, Stan. Classic prank.

Sorry, ladies. Sorry, lady. Let's meet them all individually, alphabetically, by first name. I didn't tell them in order to sit in so this could get confusing. Let me see. Oh, not too bad. If Sam and Tone want to switch seats? No, we're good.

No, no. Okay, we're all right. We're all right. All right. I might call you by the wrong name at some point, but that... You know what that happened at the Grove earlier today? What happened? They called us by the wrong name.

Yeah. People confuse us all the time. At the Grove? Yep. All the time. Yeah. Why the specificity of the Grove? It's just a fun L.A. place.

It's a place where that could have happened. Yeah. They go there to look at the fountain together. I don't think they go anywhere together, to be honest with you, but let's go ahead and meet everybody. Yeah. She deserves to be first always. It's Amy Miller, everybody. I usually sit right next to you anyway.

Yeah, no, I like it. I like it, too. You know, like I said, two of you sat where I wanted you to. How is the Netflix Fest treating you? You know what? Is it a joke? I haven't seen too much of it. Or performed in it.

Do you have a thing to do in the festival? No, I bailed on it, but it's a, It's a bummer to talk about why, so let's move on. Well, this is interesting that, like, you... But I'm around. You did a soft boycott of this festival because you're genuinely appearing in it right now. I know. Well, for you, but I didn't know it was a festival show.

I just said come do Douglas movies. I tricked her. It's okay. To being a part of this. No, it's all right. It's all right. But I've been around doing stand-up comedy and stuff, just not as an official member of this festival.

Well, you know, they have posters that say there's so many acts in this festival, you might be one. And that doesn't seem like a strong selling point for me. It makes it, I think it makes comics feel really bad when they're not one. When they're not one. Some guy that just walk by this sign is one, but I'm not. Solomon Giorgio's not. Like, what are we doing? But I saw the Pee We's Playhouse show.

That was fucking incredible. Oh, wow. Yeah. What happened there? Well, we celebrated someone dead. And all the other dead people involved in that show? Like we lost a few people from Jombies no longer were there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Captain Carl, as we know.

Cherry is just in a dump somewhere. No, no, she was there. She was there, and they had Sherry O'Terry sit on Cherry. Yeah, they had Cherry O'Terry sit on Cherry and Terry. Yeah, oh, and Terry was on the cherry. Yeah, that's right. It was one of the greatest nights of my life. All right.

Well, you and I'll discuss that further later because no one seems captivated with this particular conversation. But, yeah, I saw the clips of like different famous people trying to do Pee Wee Herman impressions, but I didn't have the sound up, so I don't know how they did. They seem to be hitting it facially. Okay.

He is a returning chip. Who goes by the name? Brian Q. Quinn. Give it up for him, everybody. Thank you. I should say that into the mic. Flew out special for this from somewhere and brought his dirtiest hat, his oldest hat

that he could find. I've got a fresh new hat on. It's got a rooster on it, and I acquired it while I was attending Q's Comedy Festival in Key West Florida a couple weeks ago. Nice. It was great. Thank you for coming.

You killed it. It was my pleasure. There are some people here that were from the festival. No way. Oh, yeah, right here. They came just because they saw you at the festivals. Oh, my God. That's great.

Yeah. It's really helping my numbers. Plus two. You know. You know, it's exciting when, like, there's always lots of shows any given night in, you know, comedy shows in Los Angeles. So you're always competing against a lot of stuff. But it's really nice when we can have these, you know, this weekend where, like, you're not only competing against a lot of stuff, but it's all heavily promoted and featuring. super big names.

So we appreciate the two extra people then. That's what I'm saying. Okay, yes. Okay, alright. It started like you were dismissive of them, but now you're saying... No, no, no. They're fantastic. No, I love them.

I'm just talking about how there's a comedy festival where all the venues that would be doing a show right now anyway are roped into it. Did you get the gift bag yet? I have it. Is it good? I'm told there's a jacket in it. Why are you looking at me, Q? Because you're the one that told me about the jacket.

There's a jacket. Amy and I are not getting gift bags. Oh, no, that's too bad. Maybe I'll make a few calls. Okay, I didn't know I was losing a jacket in the boycott. Well, you can't lose it. You never had, Amy. Can I have yours?

Yes. You get up one. You really want it. You got it. That's awesome. It's not legally binding what I just said, but yes. Thank you, bitch. Chelsea.

I don't know you. The name's Chelsea. I don't know you. Wait, you're Chelsea. It's dark. Shelby. Some of the same letters. I was really ballparking it

there. The E and the E. Yeah, they were totally so similar. I don't know why the two of you don't get confused for each other all the time. Strangers with names. But thank you,

Brian. You were a returning champ to the program because on the show we did at the Q West comedy escape, you won against our friend here, Tone Bell, but also against your rival, Mr. Joe DeRosa. Yeah. Who couldn't be here tonight because he forgot that he's in another show in this festival that's happening at the same time. Is it that or is it the yellow stripe running down his back? Right.

Because he doesn't want to meet me in combat once again. He was probably, yeah, scared to go up against you. I think it's the latter. That's a good point. That's a really good point. He was really like all full of apologies. Cowardly. I can't believe I have this other show I have to go do.

And now I know the truth. He just doesn't want to go up against you again. Now we have no DeRosa. No de Rosa. That should be his name in general. He's a very negative individual. He is so negative. Did you give him the business?

Did you give him the business a little bit when he told you? Yeah, because it was kind of like one of those apologies where I would normally go, yeah, okay, no problem. But it's just been because this festival's going on, I keep having, you know, there was multiple booking issues. And also, I just had checked in with him earlier that afternoon. Like, are you sure you could do that same day? Are you sure you could do the show yesterday? I was like, are you sure you can do it? And he texted back, yep.

And is he here? Is he here? No, man. I'm sorry, man. That's so perfect. Man. God damn, I can't believe

I forgot about that shit, man. Man. That is exactly what he said. When he texts that and you read it, that's how you hear it. Yeah, you get it in his voice, which is really nice. Man.

Because we've got... This is going to be tough for you tonight, though, Quinn, because even though... Notorosa is a no show. You're still going to have to go up against someone who is also a returning champion, a champion many times over. It's Sam the ma'am Levine, aka Lil Wolverine, aka Little Wolverine, aka Little Miss Sunshine.

What's up, Sunshine? Oh, hi, Doug. It's so nice to be back here at the UCB Theater with you. This is such old times. Did you always try to sit on the end like that? like you are now? Did you try to take that power seat? It evolved over the years,

and it really wasn't anything about power. It was just so that I could see everyone because I always felt like if I were in any of these seats and I were making jokes with you or something, people on the other side would be like flipping me off or pointing to what a jerk this guy is behind my back. Sure, sure, sure. So now just the crowd does that.

But they're in the dark. I can't see them. It's fine. Yeah, we oftentimes would have just the three people, so you'd have to probably struggle to see everything. I just have weak neck muscles. I can't go back and forth. Well, there's four or more guests. You know where to sit.

You know what works for you. Yep, that was a noise. Somebody's binging, Chelsea. Shelby? I guess you were backstage, but Shelby is already a winner tonight. She won $5. All right. Congratulations.

Nice. It was taped out of her seat. Nice. Yeah. It's real. And he may have lost to Bryant in Florida, but who cares about

that? He's the star of survival of the thickest new season coming soon. It's Tone Bell, everybody. That's a crazy intro, to introduce me as a loser is wild. Right on your back foot, right on your back foot. I mean, I prefer to be called Not the

winner. Well, also to introduce you as the star of Michelle's show, is wild. Hey, that was that was me trying to make up for the loser part. Let me tell you some. Everything I'm wearing right now

is from wardrobe. I won. Oh, man. 100%. Down to the underwear. Yeah, you always look good on that show. And I really do admire this sweater you're wearing.

I appreciate that. It's gorgeous. It's very nice. And you're so good on the show. This sweater may be in a gift bag at the Netflix is a joke we'll see you can't have my

sweater you can't have my jacket but if they're giving that away I want it maybe everyone will get one I don't know I gotta get one of them no they're not you know who won't get one Sam because he's sitting like that it's true no no shots fired there he's right

it's because of how he's sitting all right so listen loser are you yes What was he talking to? Tone, are you ready to, you know, come back strong and compete with these people today? These are all great players.

I, yes. Confident, nice. Fantastic. Before we play some games, I'd like to do a segment that I now call Recommendation Station. And Amy, you're going to go first, so pay attention. I am. Recommend a movie. Just one movie.

Nirvana, the band. show the movie. That keeps coming up on the show. People really like that movie. I didn't see it until this week and then this week I watched it three times. It's so delightful and one of the times I watched it with my brother who's 55 and my niece who's 14 and we were all laughing the same amount. It's a giggle for everybody. It's so Canadian. It's so weird. Well I paid for it on Amazon Prime. Okay. But I'm not endorsing them. No. Yeah, it's a very, very interesting movie. I've never seen anything like it, but it's also so many laughs. Yeah. And so tender, it's about friendship. Aw. It's nice.

Yeah. In Canada. We just met. That's how every friendship starts. You got to get it going somehow. But, well, that is a good recommendation. There's a movie people might not be on. their radar and also

I just got to say it even once you've seen the movie Nirvana the band the thing the other thing it's a weird title it doesn't really there's no band trying to be there's no Nirvana band at any point they refer to

it's very funny but it's like in their heads like they don't even play instruments there's also a very funny movie gag in the movie which I loved I won't spoil Yes. No, it pays tributes to other movies, and it's a super fun experience, and people should check it out. Brian, what would you like to recommend? It's an obvious one, and I'm sorry for that, but Evil Dead, too?

Well, I mean, you know, there might be somebody who hasn't seen it yet. Has anybody not seen The Evil Dead movies? Oh, my God. Oh, you're welcome. Oh, it's so good. So funny. You don't even know. Really? I don't think you were going to see me I see it I'm always watching it's confusing now though

because if you're like oh I'll check out these evil dead movies everybody are talking about the Sam Ramey ones were you know kind of horrific but also kind of cute and funny whereas then now they've rebooted it and the newer evil dead movies are just really violent

and actually scary and it loses something yeah I mean it might as well just call it something else It doesn't have to be like a reboot of the thing if you're not going to do the thing that made it, you know, so good, which was that it was just nutty, you know, just added nuttiness. And I always like to talk about one time Bruce Campbell did my show, the Benson movie interruption, and we watched Army of Darkness. Oh, my God.

And it was super fun just watching it with him, and he did most of the talk. Making fun of himself. Yeah, he's great. He's the best. He's one of the best people I've ever met. Yeah, he was so nice. and he had a purple suit on.

But one of the funniest things he did is he got up during a crowd scene and pointed out an extra in the crowd and said, I hated this guy. I hate this guy. This guy's terrible. And like he really was like making faces and being weird. But so far in the background that like only Bruce Campbell knew about it. And he had to point out to everybody.

And me and Bruce and Jeff Tate decided we want to go outside and smoke some weed. You know, this was a few years ago. Now there's an actual weed store right next to this movie theater in Rosemont, Illinois. But anyway, we wanted to go outside and smoke some weed. And when we hit the exit door, the alarm went off. And so me and Jeff Tate and Bruce Campbell just start running. We just started running. Like you can't just leave the theater and come back in when it's your screening.

We all acted like we got caught doing something. We better get the hell out of here. We all had the same instinct. Sam? Hey Doug. What would you like to recommend, buddy? I'm going to recommend the film Being There. Oh.

Yeah, oh, the few people in the audience went, oh, they're correct. And for the lot of you who are like, I don't know what those two words mean. Check it out. I don't know where you can stream it. I have the DVD, and I recently rewatched it with my wife. Peter Sellers. Peter, the great Peter Sellers. It's kind of also become like a small genre.

the movie where some idiot imbecile, everybody thinks they're smart because they are so soft-spoken. That's correct. There's been a few of those over the years, but it's a really good one. It's a really good movie, and it occurred to me that a lot of people

under the age of 50 have never seen it. So I'm going to recommend it as often as I can. It's got a super memorable title. Everyone knows that. Being there. Being there. Yeah. Not here.

Yeah. No, it's about somebody. who was there. Yep. They were being there. That's enough about that movie. Tone. Oh, boy.

What would you like to recommend? I'm sorry. I'm just going to give you something I watched like two weeks ago, and I'm not proud of it, but I enjoy I enjoyed it, and I enjoy movies like this. There's a movie called Thrash.

Zero people. Did you say thrash or the rash? What did you hear? I'm not sure. That's why I asked. Whichever one you heard, that's what I said. Okay, great.

Thrash. Thrash. Is it a skateboarding bike movie? No, it's a shark movie. A shark movie? Oh. But it's so, it's so bad. It's so bad it's watchable. I've really,

It's, and I don't want to make this joke about my culture, but it's so... Do you mean the sweater-wearing culture? So glad that I have to spell that out for you. It makes you want to, like, yell at the screen. Right. Because it's so dumb. But it's great. Don't go in there.

There's a shark in there. In the ocean. They warned you the sharks were out. there. Why are you going in there? I mean, there's a, there's a, can I just, y'all, y'all are not going to watch this, but. What? No, they will.

There's a, there's a, there's, I'm going to say, there's a teenage girl, right? The teenage, which is not funny. There's a teenage girl who's like going through some shit and then she runs into another lady who was like, I'm going to say she's the grown-up, she's like 30, maybe, right? And she's pregnant. But this teenager, they're trapped together

and the water in this town is rising. And now sharks are, like, coming in windows and shit. It's so wild. Oh, I saw it. In the theater. It's called Thresh. I loved it. But, and the teenager has to, like, deliver a baby?

A shark baby shark. A shark baby. The shark has sexual. I wasn't going to ruin it. Is that really what happens? She gets impregnated by a shark? No. I'll watch that movie.

Is that on the dark web? What is that on? That's exactly what happens. Y'all go tune in. A town gets flooded and sharks swim in? Yeah. Yeah, because of water level. That was actually a better explanation of what I said

from what you heard of say. It's such a good idea. And then they're swimming through buildings and shit, but then there's sharks coming through. Yeah, that sounds like the fucking greatest Jaws sequel ever. Yeah, it sounds awesome. At one point, there's a lady. There's a lady.

who's like, I need to go swim to get that boat, but there's sharks over here, and they have realized that you can, sharks like vibration, so she finds a dildo in her mom's drawers and she puts in a plastic bag, ties up, and throws it over there, and all the sharks go that way, and she swims to the boat. It's cinematic genius.

This guy's fucking awesome. You're saying it wasn't good? Can you believe... I loved it. Can you believe 100% of people Well, haven't seen this? And you said Daniel Day Lewis is in this movie? Sam, you heard me.

It's called The Rash. The Rash. Starring Daniel Day Lewis. How did you come upon this movie tone? Because I bought a ticket at a movie theater and sat down. Amy, I can't talk about that part. Okay. You were in a hotel room.

How many sharks were there? A lot. Oh, at least 11. But some bigger than others. If I was there, there's 11 ocean sharks. I just mean if I was in charge of the Jaws franchise I'd be like it's time for Jaws 6 and we get six sharks

in that town. Yeah yeah and it's fucking awesome. Yeah, swimming through like restaurants like diners and shit. Right, and you know how like he, is it like Gremlins, how each gremlin has a personality and shit like that so one shark has a scar and one has stripes and you know the different sharks.

Will that make you want to watch it more? Yeah. Then yes. Fuck. Absolutely. There's a girl one who's slatting. There's like a hammerhead. Yeah, there's one got to a pink bow.

There is a hammerhead, and I will tease you, there may be a whale. This is awesome. Oh, my God. He said there may be. If you watch this movie and there is no whale. Bravo, sir. Well done. You really tricked us.

The whale enthusiasts are going to be bummed. What if he's really confused and he actually watched Splash? You really miss the message. Scary fish. There's a movie out right now that I am. not seen called Deep Water that sounds like it's about a plane crash in the ocean where they

go, oh shit, we crashed, but we lived. Oh, sharks. Sharks. Aaron Eckhart. And then they have to get away from the sharks. And Ben Kingsley. Yeah, Ben Kingsley's in it. As Gandhi. Yeah. Wow. It's like, what if Gandhi was in a plane that got a shark infestation?

And he's trying to teach the sharks about going on hunger strikes. But it's not working. How do you get out of that situation? Too deep. Went too deep. You guys, Johnny, went on a lot of hunger strikes. Also, why, why? Like, wouldn't you want to say something about sharks?

Why Deepwater? Like, also, Deepwater was a movie three years ago with Ben Affleck. Like, I don't understand the reusing of not only titles, but titles that are boring to begin with. I mean, it's Rennie Harlan, and he directed Deep Blue Sea. So he has got, he is staying in his lane. That lane is. Yeah.

It's part of the deep franchise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No idea. Isn't it intentional? No one's ever said that. I'm in now. Oh, okay. I want to see it since this is Randy Harlan.

Because, you know, he knows his way around. I mean, he did die hard too, right? Dumb actor. Sure did. Yeah, it's a great movie. Yep. Long Kiss Good Nights. One of the best movies ever made, my opinion.

Yeah, keep saying movies. Cut Throat Island. You know I love movies, Amy. I need ideas. He just did those new strangers movies, the Strangers trilogy I think and I didn't care for that. Sorry, Rennie.

Let's do this. First of all, I just want to say thanks for those recommendations. I made a note I will be seeing two of those. Thrash and what else? And the rash. Nirvana, the band, the movie, the thing, the other thing. No, I haven't seen it. seen thrash I don't think but uh those other three movies are classics and i'm sure thrash is

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That's Shopify.com slash you know what. DLM. Back to the show. All right, we're back. We picked some name tags for my guests to play on behalf of audience members to get the cool prize back. Did my guest see what was in the? prize bag? No. No.

We were chatting. You're not going to believe this. There's like a really cool smoking device. Whoa. Something is making noise in that. That's not the... No, it's something over that way. Oh, okay. I appreciate the UCB still has the

creaky old building noises. Some pipe is exploding. The plumbing sounds are still here. There's a shark coming through the wall. I'm going to take this out for a second because they can't get this. That's nice. Oh, I have one of those things from them that you turn around. It looks like a glass

Is that a toothbrush? Oh, it's not too brush. And you turn it around. Sundenblast. Is that for enjoying tobacco? Yeah, you can put tobacco in it. Cool, cool. Yeah, it would be a really weird thing to do, but you could.

There you go, Quinn. Amy, I didn't want you to have to touch that, but okay. Wait, is this? It's exactly what you think it is. What do you think it is? I think it's a doorstop. Or a paperway, yeah, but what's it in the shape of? It's a pipe.

I thought it was a pipe. You can't smoke through it. Oh. You can't? Well, it's kind of like a dick in a way, like a penis and testicles in a way. In a way. What do you think the thing is on the other end of the thing? Does it blow bubble? This thing?

That part, yeah. What's that weird? When you handed it to me, I was hoping it was a bowl, but now it just looks like an STD of some sort. Or it looks like a trigger, like it's a penis gun, and that's the trigger. Oh. Oh. Bang, bang. Please. Boom. Oh, no, they're all pregnant now.

Sorry, man. Sorry, man. I don't even have a light. You can hold it. It doesn't shoot anything. Let's say to town blood. Sometimes that happens and it's very normal. Thank you, Amy.

Thank you. Sharks would chase that shit if you do that shit now. I'm just saying if you had to. It's nice to know that it's something you could do. Is this really for me or no? No, no, I just wanted you to do what you just did. It's good that we all touched it. I wanted to get that to happen.

Yeah. Yeah. Lots of pictures of you doing that. They'll be on the internet. What is it? What is it? That's a nice box. It's from a movie about, it's called Balls Out,

and it stars Mark Wahlberg and Paul Walter Houser. Soccer movie, right? And they invent, they play two guys who invent a... Oh, the ball condom. Boom. There's, tone knows his shit. Oh. It's a full coverage condom.

Yeah. So that's what that one part is. It's like the knot that that condom is tied into. Okay, but to be clear, that's not mine. That's not coming home with it. Have it if you want. I mean, I wouldn't mind it. I left room in my carry-on.

We can talk about it after the show. We don't have to get a change. Yeah, NSA's gonna stop you for this one. Let him stop me. Maybe you can make some sort of trade with whoever, you know, wins. Yeah. You know, you can like give them a sign. Well, that'll be mean.

Give them a signed something in exchange for getting to keep this. Because they really want this anyway. Becca, what do you want from the bag? He's already negotiated. Do you want it all? You don't know if you've won or not. I'll give you your choice. The golden statue or the device, and then we'll split it.

Don't call it a statue. It's art. It's interesting. They could have chosen any size of penis. I can keep the penis. Shit, I was hoping she was saying I could keep the... Oh, right. Yeah, the student.

That's also a great way to turn down dick. You can keep the penis. I'm good. You keep that. You hang on to that. that's yours to keep that's a little something for you no no no you keep the penis

yeah go ahead and have have that penis been there so did I say we're back yeah I said that a dinosaur story here's who my guests are playing

for today Amy is played for Nick Cold it's the poster for the movie Old and she put her name on it Nicole Brian is playing for Becca to the future I don't have to explain that one any further.

Sam is playing for Pete the Heat because he has the poster Heat and he changed it to Pete and Tone is playing for Jocelyn in the Hood. So congratulations to those for people and good luck everybody. Our first game today is called

Bain again. Bain is a great villain. We all know that. But what if he said things that other villains have said? I'll say a quote from a movie villain using the Bain voice and then the first person on this stage

to correctly shout out the villain's name or the actor's name because sometimes it's easier to access one over the other Sam will probably know both in each case but we'll have to wait and see just shout it out when you know the answer you don't have to buzz in in any way

and I'll just keep repeating it until somebody gets it. First person to get two of these right is the winner of Bain again. They've even got like something's like making a hissing sound here. I kind of thought it was a person.

Like, okay, it's time to play Bain again. But it's just... Brian's holding his farts. No, I'm not. Not at all. Not even once. Yeah. That might be the hissing. He just got off a long

flight. That's where the farts really start flying. So to speak. All right. So, let me get in character. Yes. Okay. What villain said this, or what actor playing that villain said this? Life's a bitch, and so am I.

Curella DeVille? Oh, pardon me. I said the quote wrong, but that's incorrect. Pretty good guess, though. Not bad. Not bad. From that new Corella movie, I love that movie. I don't know. Dogs, bitch.

Is it, life's a bitch? Life's a bitch. Now, so am I. Catwoman? That's right. All right. Yes. It's fucking Catwoman.

Michelle Piper. It's played by Michelle Piper. That's right. Nicely done. I'm impressed. Yeah, that was really impressive. Thank you. Thank you.

Yeah, I liked it. All I want to do is impress, Sam. Great job. Oh, buddy. I was impressed by that guest. Yeah, where it? All the way over here, yeah. Oh, thanks, pal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, good stuff. I just want Sam to love me. Then you got to let him win. Oh, okay. No, no. That's what I've learned. We talked about this. It's true.

He does well on this show just because everybody just wants to be liked by him. No, no. I get it. I get it. They just lay down and let him have his way so they can just be friends. All right, here we go.

Quinn's coming on strong. This is exciting. It was one question. What are you got to? Doug, it was one. It was well done. No, no, that was good. But that was talking to duck.

Okay. I can't breathe in this thing. Rick Moranis? That is great. That's great. That's so funny. As dark helmet. I thought that was so funny

when I was just looking for things like Bain saying I can't breathe in this thing. I can't breathe. All right. Great job. Sam's on the board. Sam or Brian could take this if they get the next one right.

Amy or Tone could slow their role if they hop in and do some business. I'm about to go get a beer. Go ahead. No, no. I'm about to go get a beer. Oh, I'll let you know when there's a quick break. Oh, commercial break. There'll be a quick break where you can do that.

It'll be about 30, 40 minutes. Maybe you have a chance. I told you to bring a back up. You did. You literally did. You did say bring it back. You should bring it back up. No, a smart person would bring a second beer

that would be warm by the time you get to it. That's what the really smart people do. Warm beer better than no beer, baby. Thank you. That is true. That is true. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Ben Stiller.

That is correct. Ben Stiller is White Goodman in Dodge Ball, a true underdog story. This is what it's like with Sam every time? Yes. Sam is pretty good. You got him on that first round cue, Don't feel too bad.

I've got one more here. I'm just going to do it for fun. Sam won that game, but I'm going to do it anyway. It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. Tyler Darden? That's Tyler Dernardin for Fight Club. Yeah, good job, Brian. Thank you.

But he also knew it. He just was trying to be a nice guy. Yeah. I know it. Face. Yeah. Yes, yes, indeed. But, yeah, that was Brad Pitt, who of course is Cox brother.

All right. Oh, let's do one more. There's one more. Let's do it. Let's do it. Don't you say anything. Mike is down. Touching, cowboy.

Or should I call you Mr. McLean? Somebody from Diehard. That's correct. Hans Gruber? Oh, no. Hans Gruber. Hans Gruber? You said it first.

No, you said it first. It doesn't matter. Fun, Hans Gruber fact. Yes. That is Alan Rickman's first movie. Yeah, he's a fancy... Is it really?

He's a fancy stage actor. He almost said no to the role because he didn't want to just play some... Holy shit. Stupid terrorist. Yep. It used to be an inspiration for me because he was 44,

but then now I've surpassed that. So, I guess it's just fucking hopeless. Grandma Moses? Something will come along. Old.

Didn't 2016 get him? I don't know, whatever that math is. Yeah, remember that? A lot of people died in 2016. It was awesome.

But not the president. It was a culling. It was great. Who were we talking about? Alan Rickman. Yeah. How old was he when he died is what?

Yeah. When he died, he was probably 40, 60, 60 something? 70s. Did you just say maybe my first role would be Grandma Moses? No, I said, think Grandma Moses. Aim for that if you're using age as a success. The age of someone else is successful as a number to shoot for. Okay.

She was super old when she did that. Thank you. Helpful. I'll learn how to paint. No, you're misunderstanding. I can already act, but I'll figure some other stuff out. Cool, cool. I hear you. Great.

I just think Alan Rickman would still be with us today if he didn't go to Johnny Depp's barbershop. Wow. All right. This next game is... That was solid. That was solid. Thank you.

Thank you very much. This next game is called, is it? Hemsworthy? Who doesn't love the Hemsworth brothers? Who knows what movies they've been in? Somebody. Somebody out there has to. I'll name a movie, and you guess if it has Liam Hemsworth or Chris Hemsworth or neither.

There is a third Hemsworth. There's a third, right? Yeah. I didn't want to get into it. Okay. What's the third Hemsworth's name? Chad? Chad? No.

Billy Baldwin Stinky Billy Baldwin Hemsworth The third one been in Sam Like is he act Yeah

He was on Westworld Oh okay That's right Was he a human Or was he a robot He was not a host He was a human Oh

Turn out to be a robot I think they all turned out to be a robot Yeah I love that episode Where they pulled back And the director And the crew were all robots Yeah And then you look down

And you realize You're a robot Oh no It was quite a child trick. Oh, no. He was like the head of security, right? I think so.

I don't know. That whole show is... I don't do drugs, but it felt like I was doing drugs. When I tried to watch... Wait, so what's his name? Hemsworth. He's the older Hemsworth. Chad actually sounds weirdly right.

I don't think it's Chad. I think it's like... Luke. There it is. Luke. Luke, I'm your father. He's my favorite Hemsworth. But we're not counting him.

We're cutting him out. Luke Hensworth is... fuck off. Wow. He can fucking slag off that piece of shit I didn't know about. Sorry, not Thor. Go fuck yourself.

Aware of him. One time I saw Liam in his swim trunks in real life with my own eyeballs in real life. Wow. Yeah, it was nice. I don't look, yeah? I'm sure Luke is Thor that he didn't get the job.

Oh, boy. All right, so who won that last game? Sam. Of course it was Sam All right So Sam's going to go first On this next one

On this game And then we'll go to Amy And Brian and Tone Hopefully everyone will get a chance Yeah So everyone should get a chance All right so we'll start with Sam I'll name a movie

Mm-hmm Liam, Chris or neither Got it All right Round one The Midnight Meat Train Oh That's a great one

That's the movie I've been meaning to see I want to say Look at his thinking hand It's my thinking hand Bob Dole hand Bob Dole's got to think Do you need a pen?

I do I'll say Chris Incorrect Okay Amy Liam incorrect

Quinn No Hemsworth No Hemsworth whatsoever In the midnight me train He still made him guess Fuck I know crazy right I don't make the rules

I just follow them I All right so Yeah if you're the third in line You got a good shot Got a good shot For Stewart wrong It's a gimmee point

But it's also amazing That both of them guess wrong You know you got luck on your side Quinn But. I'm the bottom of the feeder. Tone is up first on this next one. Liam or Chris or neither.

The expendables two. T-O-O. Neither. I love the third in the series. We're still expendable. You're saying neither? I'm going neither. That's incorrect.

Liam. Sam. Liam. Are you sticking with that answer? Yes, sir. Do you know that for a fact, or is it a guess? That is a 98% sure thing. He's at least in one of those movies.

Yes, he is in Expendables, too. It is Liam. Which way, hello? Which one is, oh, no, keep laughing. I'm sorry. Which one's Liam? He's the one that looks kind of like Chris, but isn't Chris. He's got eyebrows, like weirder eyebrows.

He used to date Miley, and he shredded. And Amy saw him in the swim trunks once. Yeah, yeah. I don't know Miley hasn't had that many long-term relationships Which one's like the super hot one with the store Who's Thor? Chris is Thor.

Yeah Cut that part out where I call him super hot I have a wife, guys It's okay She agrees with you No, she did You already offered to swap her Amy

That was during the commercial break Okay, so Who got that? Who got that? that last one? Oh, Sam got it. All right. So, that means we move on to you. Amy, you've got to go first on this next one. Liam or Chris

or neither, the ugly bug ball. Neither. That's correct. That's not even a movie. I just try to work that. I've always thought there should be something called the ugly bug ball. Why? Because they have

their own dance because they're all the ugliest bugs. Like even at bug standards, they're the ugly ones. So they have their own dance. And it turns out, you know, they're kind of cute if you get to know them. Doug, you should have been one of the Seinfeld writers who had to name all the fake movies in the show. Like sack lunch. I think you should work for Pixar.

That sounds workable to me. I think it's cute. I think it could happen. But who got the point on that one? Amy. Amy. Well, some bugs also like butterflies, very beautiful body. But, you know, it's like a butterface situation.

What about that? Butterfly Butterface, the movie. I'd buy it. She makes those pants look really good, Butterfly. Is Sony in the room? Is that one company that makes all movies in the room? Does that happen yet? Is there just one big company at this point?

It's all independent or Sony. All right. So, Tone, I'm sorry to say. that there's a three-way tie that you're not a part of. Yeah, that's cool. But you'll be back in our next game after you also can be able to get a beer in just a moment.

But we go to Brian, if you get this one right, Brian, you win this game. If you miss it, Sam has a chance to win. If Sam missed it, Amy just wins. There's a lot writing on this for me. Chris or Liam or neither

Arkansas. Arkansas to some. It sounds like the sort of shit that Chris did between Thor movies. I'll say Chris. No. Sorry. There it goes down the drain. Sam. All right. Flip it a coin here.

Oh shit. I'm going to say neither. I don't see a coin. That is incorrect, Amy. That is the correct answer. Liam was in. Liam Hemsworth was in Arkansas. Probably just passing through. You knew that one? No, but I would have.

Oh, okay. All right, well, congratulations to Amy. She won that game. That means she gets to go first in our deciding game tonight, which we will play right after these messages. We'll be right back. Woo! We're back!

All right, we got one more game to play, and those last two games were pretty silly. This one's a little bit more serious for the cinephiles that enjoy that sort of thing. thing. Did I remember to say a dinosaur story? This is, this game is called Butch and Sundance. Yay, I think, I don't know.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how anybody's going to be react to this. Paul Newman and Robert Redford, the late great actors, were not only actors, but they also directed movies as well. That's true. I did the research and I wrote down the top 10 movies directed by either one of those gentlemen according to Rotten Tomatoes Tomato Meter. Yes.

So there's some Newman's, some Redfruits, and the four of you are going to take turns. You'll each get three guesses ultimately, but you're going to take turns guessing movies directed by those two gentlemen. It's a very high difficulty level. I really wanted to stick it to Joe DeRosa. In the end, he stuck it to you. Yeah. But you do have, so you'll take turnsay movies.

If it's on the list, I'll tell you where it is on the list. If it's number one, it's worth 10 points. If it's number 10, it's worth 1 point. If it's anything after 10, which isn't too many. Between the two of them, I think they directed like 15 movies. but you also have a lifeline you can use at any point some people just use it right away but you can go to the person whose name tag you chose

to ask them for an answer and then you don't have to use it you can switch to something else so just be sure to use it in one of the three rounds don't be like Ozzy and not use your thing to save yourself on Survivor you got you got kicked off last night. He had an immunity idol in his fucking pocket. Oh, did he just spoil that for someone?

Oh, I can tell. There was the quietest little... Oh, Nicole! Thank you for coming to this instead of watching your favorite TV show. I'm so sorry. I thought 24 hours was enough time. I don't know. In today's world, Doug. Yeah.

No, it's true. I should have waited 25 hours. There you go. Which would be after the show, and I wouldn't have a microphone. All right. So, like I said, Amy's up first, then Sam, then Tom. I mean.

Do you want to go to your lifeline immediately? I have some things in my head. Right? That may or may not be directed by either of them. Yeah, I don't know why they're there. They haven't directed anything recently, so that makes it a little hard. I don't, okay, I don't know why I want to say this. What happens if it's wrong?

I'm out. No, you just get zero points and you still have two more guesses. Oh, okay. But you can go ahead and go to your lifeline immediately if you feel like they might be helpful. I, no, I like to take risks. I want to say Bridges of Madison County. How badly do you want to say it? I want to go to my lifeline.

Directed that movie. Clint Eastwood. Oh, shit. Another old fuck. Okay. Nicole. She's been watching Survivor, not movies. Don't.

What the hell? You don't have any Redford or Newman's? This isn't easy. It's hard. Did Newman direct Cool Hand Luke? Maybe after you hear some. No, it sounds like enough. They both have, well, I'm not sure.

There's not a lot of acting in their own movies. Oh. Yeah. Okay. So you want to stick with Madison County? Well, no, I know that it's wrong, so that's okay. Yeah, we'll just move on. See Biscuit.

Not a bad guess, but not a bad guess at all. They were totally, when you hear these answers, you're going to be like, why wasn't C Biscuit in there? C-Bisket was directed by that guy that did all the Hunger Games movies. That's right. The first trilogy. He also wrote and directed Pleasantville. Okay. This is a very fun movie.

Yeah, no bonus points for that. That's okay. I don't need any. I didn't mean it like that. What do you think critics thought was the best movie directed by Redford or Newman? I think it was a Best Picture nominee from 1994 and one of my all-time favorites, Quiz Show.

Quiz show, directed by Redford, starring Turturo and Ray Fines is number two on the list. Second best-reviewed movie directed by one of those two. gents. So Sam's got nine points as a strong lead, but not insurmountable. Tone.

What are we doing? Do I go to your lifeline? No. I'm going to guess wrong like a man. There's a when you just okay, I'm going to make a guess, but you let me get on my soapbox for a second. When you said this

category of this game, when you describe this game, I, the entire time I was thinking about what have they acted in. Sure. And I am wrong in that because that's not what you said at all. No, what movies do they direct? Yeah, no, no, I got it. Yeah.

So you self-corrected and you're ready to go. Well, it's going to be wrong, but I'm correct in my wrongness. Okay. I'm going to just say it because I love the movie, this thing. And I don't know if any one of them directed it, but. Well, Sam will tell you who directed it. Don't make me Say it, Sam

It's not Sydney Pollock No Who is it? I didn't like George Roy Hill Okay I didn't like Sam's face Sorry

When I looked over there He's like I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm very sorry No he's a villain I told you But

I'm sorry Still you know You know you're still in the game Tones So don't Cool I'm still at the table I may not be in the game But I am at the table

Yeah You better fucking get this for all of us. You got it in. I don't know. All right, Q. What do you got over there? It's a shot in the dark. I'm going to save Becca for the next round. I'm going to say, is nobody's fool directed by

these guys? Nobody's Fool was directed by Newman, I believe. Any stars in it? And it was, it turned out rotten. I like that movie, that nobody's fool movie. It could still be like 50%

then or something, you know, but it's officially rotten. Well, that was my best fucking shot. I mean, that was it. Oh, so he's right. He's just not in the top ten. Yeah. Pretty good. It's such a good movie. It is. Yeah. Bruce Willis? Yeah.

He's cheating on his wife, but he feels bad about it. It's a whole thing. Yeah, it's fucking crazy. Was it Melanie Griffith this year? Yeah, she works. Yeah, and Newman plays the lovable old scoundrel in the town. It's a great movie.

I don't know how it's... Sam Beckney-up? No, it's a fun movie. Yeah. Oh, downgrade. Well, fun is what you tell people when you don't like what they did, but you don't want to insult them.

You're like, nah, it was fun, man. It was great. Impractical Jokers is so fun. It's so fun. It's so fun. You guys look like you're having so much fun. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun.

It's so much fun. All right, here we go. Amy, is your second chance. You want to go to Nicole again? She didn't. She didn't have anything. It's like I think of Robert Redford. I just, I picture like creeks and streams and horses and orange covers.

You know, like of the movie posters, like a lot of earth tones. A tonal. Yes, autumnal, Doug. Yes. Yeah, I see that. So say one of those kinds of movies. The player. Oh, that's, you didn't describe that movie.

No. I don't know why it just popped into my head. That's fun. That's Robert Altman made that one. Fuck. This is a fun side game for me to name the actual director. Countryside, horses, rivers, the player. Yeah.

I know there's a horse movie in here somewhere. The Mule. You have to wait, Amy. Your third guest is going to come up. It's Clint Eastwood again. Yeah, probably. I only know Clint Eastwood movies. I mean, late Eric, Clint, too, you know.

Very late. Oh, yeah. He had a threesome with like two young women It was disgusting Why? He has two threesomes in that movie He does Two

So six altogether Okay Sam we're back to you Are you gonna punish everybody By actually knowing I have a hunched Doug What do you think it is?

Well the last time I named a film That was nominated for Best Picture Uh huh But this one actually won No Best Picture And it is a heart Heartbreaking film.

It's so sad. Called Ordinary People. Ordinary People, directed by Robert Redford, 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. His first movie that he directed, and Timothy Hutton won Best Supporting Actor, and the movie is about Timothy Hutton's character. He's in almost every scene, and he got a supporting actor. Because that's what they do to the kids, you know, like Tatum O'Neill also was, like, in every scene. But they're just like, well,

but you're a child, so supporting actor. Good job. But anyway, it's a really good movie. The late great Donald Sutherland and Mary Taylor Moore are very stiff and uncomfortable in a good way. That was worth seven more points for Sam. Oh, thanks. Yeah.

Where's it on the list? Number four. Oh, wow. Can we just get a score update? I thought I said it was number four on the list. Okay, let's go through it. Sam has 16 points. We just get me. Go ahead.

Tone wants to pass. Brian has zero points. And Amy has, I like to call it double zero because you've had two guesses that were both wrong. Tony, you're going to go to your lifeline or you're going to play like a man. I'm going to Jocelyn on this one. Let's see if Jocelyn knows any Paul Newman

or Robert Redford directed film. You can't disappoint me more than I've disappointed you. What do you got? The horse whisperer. Amy, you were so close. Sea biscuit, exactly. You were right there. Hey, hey, hey.

Don't point a jostling like that. It's my teammate right there. We like to go with the horse whisperer. The horse whisperer. Is number eight on the list. Bitch, we on the board. Directed by Robert Redford. Starring Robert Redford.

and a very young scarjo Jojo Hanson. I call her Jojo. I call her Jojo. So people call her Scarjo. I call her Jojo. All right. I call her Scar, Scar.

Because she's seen Lion King twice. All right, Brian. You're up, dude. Let's get you in the game here. I know. I'm trying, but I don't think I'm right. Did you go to your lifeline yet? I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Doug.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to interrupt you. Did we get like 40 points for that? How many points did we get? You have, now you have the most points. Like, just more. He doesn't. I'm just trying to be nice.

Oh, that was a joke? Okay. Your answer was a joke. Oh, shit. Guys, calm down, guys. Netflix is a joke. What's on? Netflix is a joke.

Thank you, Amy. Thank you for bringing it all around. I said some negative things earlier in the show, but I just want to say that Netflix is a joke. You got this cue. festival is. I don't have it. I think you do. No, please, you stop me from flopping on my face a few seconds long

so I appreciate it. A river runs through it? Did you check it with those guys? No, I'm going to do that for the third round. Okay, so what's your guess now? A river runs through it. Yeah, it's on the list. It's a Robert Redford joint. Yes. Sorry, Brad Pitt. All right. Bridges of Madison County. There's another cock

wasn't in it, though. Exactly. Number five, you're on the board with six points, Brian. Thank you. I'm having to be here. Yeah. You gotta get that number one next time to tie it up with saying. I think that's right. Becca better know that number one.

I know the general feelings of the movies they directed. Yeah. No, you described Horse Whisperer and River Runs Through It so well without using the words, runs through it or whisperer. But you did mention Rivers and Horses. It was you saying that. Yeah. Yeah, you helped it.

Happy to help a friend. Thank you. I've just met you. I already love you. I love you too. This is great. Let's kiss. Are we doing this?

Oh, my God. Are we going to do this? Amy, it's your turn. I just got so nervous. Let's go to Nicole again. Nobody ever calls me on it. Okay. I don't, I get another lifeline.

No, I just keep saying let's go to Nicole because she didn't know any at all. So I was hoping she might have thought about it. Oh. Okay, I'm gonna Go with Star Man You're directed that Sam

Is it John Carpenter? No Yes, it was It was the softer side of John Carpenter Yeah true Jeff Bridges is in it He's so good He's an alien

He's an alien But if you watch the movie Thinking he is a robot Instead of an alien, it's same movie See I just like to I just like to talk about movies With my friends, it's fun Without all this aggression

So start off is just sitting around talking. And then Sam Levine came along and made everything so competitive. Boo. Boo. Boo. All right. I can be out. It's okay.

Oh, yeah. You're not out necessarily. You can still hang out and be here with us. Be present. But Sam is going to give us another one. You know what? Because it's my last chance. I do want to check in with Pete.

Oh, that's fun. Half ideas. Half ideas. You know he did, but it's very unlikely that that's up there. But that was nice, though, yeah. That was nice. For the listeners, Pete said Lines for Lambs. I don't think he directed Spitzpian.

Which one? No, that's really sick. No, that was Tony Scott. Jesus Christ. I get nervous here. I feel like we just entered another podcast. This is wild. The one I'm thinking of, there's no way it's on this list

because it was just, it did not do well. But Lions for Lambs was like a, it was a prestige movie, Tom Cruise, Merrill Streep. Redford himself? Redford himself! Let's roll the dice. I like it, Pete. Let's go with Lions for Rooms.

Did you say Redford himself as Kevin Pollock or Albert Brooks or both? Probably both. Or Bill Cosby. No. Yeah, Bill Cosby. Yeah, somebody should be going around town with posters there, Bill Cosby, and then Netflix is a joke. Just post them all over town.

I can't believe I didn't do that. Yeah, you should have. I'm crazy. That would have been great. All right, Sam, you going for the Lions for Lambs? Yeah, why not? That movie is fun for me because ever since it came out, I often think, is it Lambs for Lions or Lions for Lambs?

Could go either way, but it is number 14. Oh! On the list. That's all right. We tried it. You were right, 28% on Rotten Tomatoes for that prestige movie. Well, it didn't work. You know why?

You know why? Why? Because I read for it and they didn't hire me. Read for it. Yeah, and the next day, though, you were a new man and you got cast in Freaks and Geeks. All right. Tone, go into your lifeline? Jocelyn, what are you got?

Oh, you already went to her once? Oh, all right. God damn it, Sam. Why would you say that? Well, you know, it's not a runaway. I got to keep it fair. Yeah, we got to wrap it up. Number one is still out there, Tone.

We got a time issue. Okay, is it, I can't talk to Jocelyn. Oh, do you have another one? She might. Hang on, hang on. Again. The horse whisperer. Look at yourself.

Look at yourself right now. Why do you do this to me? Why do you put me in this spot? It's a no-win situation for me. You could just sit there and win quietly. I don't know. Somebody has Google. There's no way.

I think your points are still going to surprise. There's no way he's going to pass you. I don't know. I think. What are you got, Jocelyn? The conspirator. Oh. Yeah.

Might as well. Might as well do it. Let's do it. Conspirator. The conspirator. Number 10 on the list. directed by Robert Redford. It's just worth the one point.

Sam's not happy about that. Sam's going to be fine. He's going to be fine. Sam has to be like, what about the rules? I'm telling you, Sam makes it seem like he doesn't like you. I think if he picks up. I play poker with Sam.

I always walk away feeling like he hates me. Sam wants me to lose worse than I'm already losing. That's not, no. He plays poker so seriously that if you have any fun at all, you feel like you're intruding on it. That's not true. It does. It's very frightening.

Doug, I think if he picks up, we should all be able to call DeRosa as a lifeline. It won't pick up. All right. Okay, if I do the lifeline, do I have to go with it? Because I have a guess. No, you don't have to go with it. Well, then I might as well do it.

See what she's got. What do you got? Becca says the legend of Becca Vance. Fuck. But that is not a universally beloved movie. People have turned on it. I think it was a universal film. Yeah.

I'm pretty sure they made it. I'm gonna go ahead and say sneakers anyway. Oh, that was directed by Phil Alden Robinson. Yeah. And when I say anyway, I mean, I'll get it out of my system and then I'll say what Beck is in. Yeah, you want to get baggy with it? Yeah.

You're getting baggy with it? I'm getting baggy with it. That's good. You got to stay for the end credits if you watch Legend of Bagger Vance because Will Smith's in it as a caddy and then he sings getting baggy with it. Yeah.

I'm going to get baggy with it. At the end. All right, number 12 on the list. Sorry to say, you have not managed to surpass the great Sam Levine, and he is our winner. Are you happy? Not like this.

Not like this. Long pause. Could be anybody. Oh, okay, we'll go back to the classic. Well, we're here where it all started, Doug. Yeah, we really are. All right. Sam, what would you like to plug?

Oh, folks, you could find me on Cameo, of course. But, yeah, why not? I do all kinds of videos. It doesn't have to be a birthday or an anniversary. Whatever you need. If you need, you know, silliness, I'm your man. Yeah, be sure to follow him on Cameo. They have a follow feature.

They do. On Cameo, so go on there and follow San Luis. So I had to ask what that was. I'd never look at it again. I'd ask what the follow feature is. If you lower your prices, it lets everyone know who's followed you. So if they're holding out for a discount. They get alerts for when you go cheap.

Yes. All right. So if you want to do $10 account me or whatever, you might get like $100 a day. It decides to do $5. There you go. I'm considering it. They're all bad. All right.

That's it. That's it. All right. Thank you, Sam. Tone bell. What would you like to promote? What am I promoting? Tonebell.com at Tonebell, all my socials.

New specials, probably being shot in July. so hopefully y'all see that soon. And I have a movie coming out in August called Cowdy versus Acme, which is the new Loonie tone. Yes. I can't wait to see that. Finally, it's set free.

I play a person, not a cartoon, so you'll see me. I look Mexican. I'm not, but I look it. And I love Mexicans. It's probably the poncho. Probably the poncho and the sombrero. It's a mustache, I'm pretty sure,

but the poncho does not hurt. Oh, you got mustache with no beard? Yeah. Oh, yeah, I can see that. Yeah. So, yeah, and that's it, man. And if y'all are out Saturday night, just for the people in the room, people listening,

you won't be here. But people Saturday night, headlining the show on the west side of town, so look me up if y'all want to come through. Right on. Brian, Q Quinn. I mean, I guess we're just shooting

a new season of impractal jokers, so I guess just that. Heard of it? Is it fun? You guys having a lot of fun? It's so much fun. We're having fun. That's great.

Sounds fun. Sounds fun. It's fun. And I do a podcast called, Tell him Steve Dave for like 16 years I've been doing it. Almost as long as you've been doing this. Yeah, crazy. Thank you.

Thank you. Amy. Amy Miller. Oh, just follow me on Instagram. Amy Miller comedy. Taking some time off the next couple months. Send her some money. So, you know, no, don't send me any fucking money.

But I just thank you. And I'm not. I'll get her. on cameo. It's just to me me and Brian kissing. Yeah. Yeah. It's a lot. A kiss cam. Yeah. And it's like 50 bucks

a cameo, so we'll be all right. I mean that seems a little low if there's tongue. I'll be doing... I meant 50 bucks each when the split comes in. Oh, yeah. You guys can do all these negotiating on your own time. Really? Oh. I'll be doing stand-up at Sports Drink in New Orleans

on May 15th and 16th and also stand-up end of Douglas movies at the Denver Comedy Underground, May 22nd, and 23rd. Here are the movies. Thanks, Sam. I was very worried. No, I always do it after the plugs to get people to stick around through the plugs.

Thank God. They're like, what other goddamn movies? Yep. We're on that list. So Baggy Vance was number 12. Then we had Conspirator at 10. Number 9 that nobody got, and of course nobody should.

his second, Redford's second directing outing the Malagro Beanfield War Edward James almost man yeah you almost

remember almost I almost it's a Spanish class classic in high school number seven Newman directed his own wife in

adaptation of the glass menagerie and then number six is one of the craziest titles of all time directed by Newman based on a play the effect of gamma rays

on Man in the Moon Miracles. Yeah, whoa, indeed. That made the list. Yeah. And then we had whoever runs through it, ordinary people. Number three was a Newman directed movie, also starring his wife called Rachel Rachel. Yeah. I should have known that.

My wife's name is Rachel. Yeah, you really, and you said it at least twice since you've been. I can't put nobody's fool is not on this list. Nobody's fool is not on this list. That is wild. It was there, but it was poorly reviewed. Not right. Didn't go over very well.

And then number one, I thought Sam was leading up to this because I think this was a best picture nominee. And it's 100% on Rotten Tomatoes this movie. It's called Sometimes a Great

Notion. Directed by Newman and starring Fuck out of here. Starring Jane Fonda's dad. I'm out of here with this bullshit. Yeah, that's a fucking poison pill. In case we had to go to a type of Breaker.

Fucking nonsense. And if I see Joe to Rosa tonight, I'm going to ask him for his list and see how many fucking gets. Yeah. No, he might blank out on that one. Man. That's a tough one. Man. God damn it.

Meen. Thank you so much to UCB for hosting this again. Once again, it's great to be back. And thank you to all the streamers. To be. Shout out to all of them. Apple TV,

that's got some good stuff. Pluto. Pluto's great. Tube. Pluto's free. It's free. You just have to see the same ads over and over again.

If you live in L.A., you have to see Tom Steyer ads constantly. He's really determined. He's spending a lot of money. All right. Thank you to all of my guests. Sam Levine, Tone Bell, Brian Kew Quinn.

Thank you, Buck. Amy Miller. As always. The great Willem Defoe is a shithead. Now it's time we're done to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes it cocky. There's no room in his art for you. Hi, I am Mandy Moore.

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