Doug Loves Movies - Tournament of Championships 3

Episode Date: January 18, 2013

Recorded live at The Nerdist Theater at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles, CA on January 19th, 2013. Jon Hamm, Kate Micucci, and Andy Wood compete.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, sweet and tasty, He eats peas with 50-diamond poppers, Colonel Jim gives tea, There's still not more that he won't see, But Doug loves foodies! Hey everybody My name is Doug I seriously have to look and read this I have to look at it

My name is Doug and I love games It says here This is Doug Loves Movies Leonard Maltin Game Tournament of Championships 3. Coming to you from the Nerd Melt Theater at Meltdown Comics on Saturday, January 19th, 2 Oceans 13, at 420-ish. Here we go. Thank you, audience members that are here for attending.

And also, thank you for everyone who bought a ticket and then couldn't make it to the show, because that still counts. And thank you to all the listeners who paid two bucks to hear this. And I just need to ask everybody one thing one little favor thanks to the goofy system at iTunes if you only want to charge $1.99 for a comedy album in the comedy album section

you have to put like a week long delay on the release like you have to pick a date that's a week away so the soonest people will hear this episode is a week from today. So you guys here in the audience, I'm asking you to not tweet the results

because it'll be fun to hear the whole competition and then find out who wins instead of just finding out right away that Jon Hamm took it in five rounds. right away that Jon Hamm took it. In five rounds. Like it says, Tournament of Championships 3,

12 minutes and 32 seconds. Oh, that guy just knocked it out of the park. That guy killed it. So yeah, so please don't give away that information and there's probably a shorter way to say that. But I think you can hold your tongues for that long, and I appreciate it. Let's go ahead and do it. Let's bring out our competitors.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kate Micucci, Andy Wood, and the aforementioned Jon Hamm. Thank you. Monster all over me. What happened with the monster drink? It's all over my hand. There's nowhere to put the monster energy drink. Does anyone in the front row have a name tag that's also a towel? Boy, would that come in handy right now.

You'd probably get picked for the game How about one of those shirts? Are you good? Are you able to clean up alright? Alright, good job That's Jon Hamm, everybody Let's hear it for him What did you bring for the prize bag? And the ladies are going to love that it's touched your dick.

That's an extra bonus to that prize. I brought a Blu-ray, I guess that's what they call them, of Mad Men Season 5 that I signed with my own name. Oh, you didn't write Don Draper on there? No. Alright. Can't tell what it says either way.

It says Zac Efron. It's a nice... It's very curly. Curly cues. And so that's Season 5. And what season are you on now? Six And is there anything that you can say that will get you in trouble

With the people at the show or the network? Because I love it when you do that on this show I did that once I got in a lot of trouble So here goes, Don Dies, episode one Thumbs back Ghost time Oh my god If Don Draper was a ghost

from now on, it would still be the greatest show ever. What we've done, and I think people will respond to it, is sort of mashed up the ghost whisperer and Mad Men. So Don comes back as a ghost, talks to Peggy, and solves crimes.

He's always whispering in Peggy's ear. Ghostly. All right, and my next question for you is this. To what do you attribute your Leonard Maltin game savant-ness? I don't know a lot about movies. But I know a lot about you, Doug. And I know that this is a game. It's like you can play the game or you can play the game.

I play the game. I'm not good at it, but I'm good at it. You don't let the game play you, is what you're trying to say. Exactly. All right. Well, thank you very much for being here. Boy, it's good to be here. We finally did it.

And it's not always John's fault that this couldn't happen, because the other two people on the panel have busy careers and lives as well. I've never been the limiting factor in this scheduling. There's never been the limiting factor in this scheduling. There's never been a time. That's Andy Wood, everybody.

Another amazing Leonard Mullen game player who is the creator, curator, whatever word you want to use of the Bridgetown Comedy Festival up in Portland. Yeah, what else is there to say?

LA Podcast Festival you also had a hand in that with Graham Elwood, Dave Anthony and Chris Mancini so what did you bring prize wise? I actually brought some t-shirts from the aforementioned festivals Bridgetown Comedy Festival t-shirts

LA Podcast Festival t-shirts a giant gummy bear on a stick Ridgetown Comedy Festival t-shirts, LA Podcast Festival t-shirts, a giant gummy bear on a stick, and I think that's orange flavored, and a Justin Bieber toothbrush that sings two different songs. It's never say never and one time, so it's like a twofer in there. Because my parents still do stockings

at Christmas for some reason. So I have to get rid of these things because I'm not allowed to throw them away. And do your parents think you're 14? Yes. And a girl. I'm the sibling that moved out west, so they assume a lot of things about me.

Those are getting picked up. Those are getting thrown away by Doug. Only the t-shirts remain. I just want to say quickly that I brought a giant woot monkey. You know what? Tonight, that's going to be the sound when you get a correct answer. And also, when you get a correct answer, I'm going to read a few pages from the script

for Cloud Atlas. Cloud Atlas is going to be yours tonight, one lucky audience member. You thought it was hard to sit through. Try reading it. I liked it, though, actually. And Kate McHughie is here, everybody. Hi.

Hi, everybody. Hi. Hi, everybody. Always, always a bringer of plentiful gifts. I don't know. A few times I think I've kind of forgotten and signed something.

Or Ricky brings a bunch of stuff because, of course, Kate is half of Garfunkel and Oates, you guys. This is like Richard Dawson style working my way down the panel. It's very exciting.

So what did you bring? A Garfunkel Notes t-shirt. Yay. A signed CD, Slippery When Moist. It's our album. And a poster from our first album. I love their faces on that. Look at that.

That's because we didn't know we were getting our picture taken at that moment. And then the first season of How I Met Your Mother, because why not? Why not indeed. It's a real barn burner, that first season. You're really revving into the idea that this guy's going to tell a story

that takes 12 or 15 years to tell. Sort of like Cloud Atlas. Yeah. How I bet your mother was the Cloud Atlas of... Okay. So there's all that stuff can be yours today. And in addition to that, I brought, of course, a Douglas Movies T-shirt and a copy of my CD, Smug Life. So that's all in the very heavy bag.

I'll put the Wootmucky in there after the show because I'm going to use it. Now let me ask quickly, Andy, how do you attribute, how are you so good at this game? I think I used to have jobs Where there were lots of websites blocked But Wikipedia was not one of them So just killing a lot of time Going through Memorizing movies I'm curious to know

Everyone that was in And then you just pick a movie And just read the whole list Lots of bar trivia also Somehow it comes in handy at bar trivia nights a lot. Yeah, yeah. You went with Wikipedia, not IMDB. No, Wikipedia actually is the more...

Okay. It's the one you go to if you want more made-up stuff. If you want stuff that anybody, any hacker just put in there, then Wikipedia is the way to go. It's not about who was in the movie. It's who could have been in the movie that interests you. Yeah, it's the potential the movie could have been. And Kate, same question.

I think I'm okay for a lot of the 90s, because that's really when I was obsessed with reading Entertainment Weekly and People magazine. So I have these kind of strange facts from growing up, but after 1999, I'm not so good. But it's luck as well. Well, this is an interesting thing you brought up with the year and the ages of everybody because I decided tonight we're only going to do movies from the 1950s.

And that's going to be a joy to listen to. Just everybody saying, you name it. I'll give you all the names. No, I got movies from all different time periods, but I also have added a new fun thing, I think. It hasn't happened yet, but when we get to the category Classic Leonard Maltin, he has a new movie guide that's only movies he thinks are classics.

And so that's your first clue, if you pick this category. And then I'm going to use the book, old school style, like I used to do with Brian and Sarah, and we'll play one round out of Leonard's book. If you guys pick it, I think people are going to stay away from it, if at all possible,

because it sounds very hard, very difficult. But let's pick some name tags, you guys. Did the audience members bring name tags? I believe they did. And they knew who was going to be here, so some of them are really sucking up specifically. Go Cardinals!

That's just pandering. I'm going to go away in the back. Just go pick. Go grab it. John's going to wander through the crowd. He wants to do a fair assessment. Whereas Andy Wood grabs the first bottle of alcohol that he sees. What is that? Is this beer or wine?

Oh, you know what? Take it. I don't need that. I'll keep that. It's a bottle of Il Ciligliolo wine from Alex. Playing for Alex. I see that. He put a piece

of paper on that bottle of wine and wrote Alex on there. It's pretty... Now, on the other hand, on the other spectrum, thank you everybody for bringing name tags. We have our selections. Kate has a really beautiful Cap'n America sign. It's 3D.

Yeah, the shield is flying out at us, and it's Am Erica. So that's the person who submitted that. Their name is Cap'n. So thanks for doing that, Cap'n Erica, and good luck to you today. And John Hamm, what did you do?

I found the boss Tony Panta I don't know what was his name on that show? It was Tony for sure Rosselli According to Wikipedia anyway Alright so I assume you're playing for Tony. Is that your name?

Yeah. That's my name. So that's perfect. Alright, I'll try to remember that. We've got Erica, Tony, and Alex. Okay. I'm going to write it down because I'm a pro.

And I really want to tease this out properly throughout the show. Because this is going to be a long one. We're playing first. You already forgot the names, didn't you? What's that? You already forgot the names, didn't you? No, no, I got it. Okay.

Kappen. And Alex. Alex Winebottle. We're going to be playing to five points, you guys. First person to five. So this is, yeah, that's why we're going to get right into the game. Well, let me just say quickly. Let the game begin We're going to start with Kate McHugh

Your Tony Photo is blowing away Let's hang on to that He's so handsome in that picture Let's just put it like oh I see what you're looking at you were going to pin it to that wall weren't you

but there's no pins here we'll just put it does anyone have a pin no no we'll just do this it's going to be beautiful that's like what it would look like on Hollywood Boulevard if Tony Danza died

Somebody would put a picture of him near his star And then just a random woot monkey And a coat Alright It's pinned up Oh that's nice Get your cameras out Los Angeles Now who's the boss? Oh, that's nice. That's nice. Get your cameras out, Los Angeles.

Now who's the boss? All right, here we go. Very exciting. I actually loaded up some categories. I'm ready to do this. Kate gets to pick the first category. Because she's a girl. I picked her because she picked the best sign.

Let's be honest. Fair enough. Oh, people are... Tony Danza fans are upset. Oh, and he didn't die, you guys. I was just saying, what if? Alright, Kate. And then we'll go to Andy after Kate. In theaters now, favorite category about movies

that are in theaters now. And then, at frankenspace suggested Bing Rames. Bing Rames. And that's movies where Ving Rames uses a computer. Ving Rhames uses a computer.

And at white underscore Bruce underscore Lee suggested manhole cover, and that's movies where a man uses a condom. Oh, I read that wrong. Manhole cover. Oh. What?

That changes everything. Exactly. I get some strange categories, but I did think of a movie where a man uses a condom. Let's go with manhole cover. Okay. Manhole cover. This movie that I thought of

just might be in your wheelhouse, Kate. Leonard gave it two and a half stars and it is from 1989. He says about this movie that it's about a successful L.A. writer and he also says

about the movie that it has some real laughs. They throw some real ones in there. And he says that there are ten actors of note, or worth noting, in the cast of this movie. So how many names do you think you can get it in? Ten names. Kate Micucci goes for the full ten. Pretty wise move. Andy Woods making his thinking faces.

Seven names. Zero names, Doug. Oh. God damn. I almost just turned and fell into some people sitting on the side. Like I was in the south and I was a lady. And I needed to be fanned back to consciousness. The vapors?

Yeah. I didn't have a big enough hat on. Are you wearing a corset? That's part of the problem. When I wear my corset, I get so winded. So that comes back at you, Kate, this zero names thing that Jon Hamm's throwing around. I'm going to have to say names.

I don't know it, so name that movie. So she says name that movie, Jon Hamm, and first person on the board if you get it right. Skin Deep. That's correct. Skin Deep. Next time I'm not going to say that's correct. I'm just going to pick it up and slap it against the thing.

An actually fairly amusing movie starring the late John Ritter. Better than two and a half stars, I think. I'd go around there, maybe. But Leonard does mention that the movie has some real laughs and some unforgettable condoms. And Leonard's right about

that, because I've been smoking a lot of pot between 1989 and now and I do remember the condom scene so Leonard is a very smart man and let me just now I've got to delete that specific category from the phone so I don't bring it up again later in the show

and then we move on to... Jon Hamm has one point for Tony. One point for Tony. And now we're... This round will start with Mr. Andy Wood and then

move in the direction of Kate McCucci. And you get to pick from these categories. Andy, would you like at Chris X. Jacobson suggested What's the Play? And that's a tribute, of course, to a great guest on the show Chris Evans and the fact that he didn't know he says What's the Play in the film

The Avengers. But I knew he said it, and I was right. And so somebody made it a category. What's the play are movies that were plays. Movies that were plays. Not movies that were multiple plays, but just the one play turned

into a movie. You guys got that. I think that's pretty clear. And at Danmar85 suggested, Did I stutter? And that's movies where a word in the title is repeated. You hear it more than once in the title. And then your third option is, At Lancelot Hogben suggested,

A great Harry Potter character. I think he taught applied sciences at Hogwarts. The category is Pit Stop and that's movies where Brad Pitt dies.

Pit Stop. Which one of those would you like to play, Andrew? I like Did I Stutter Let's do that one Okay You get to pick from three different years For this particular category

You get to go with 1983 2005 Or 2005 So you're really just getting the two years. But if you pick 2005, I gotta make a choice. Let's go 83.

Whoa. I'm telling you, these three came to play. Ah! Sometimes a sincere laugh sounds sarcastic. You can't help it. Ha ha ha Ha Two and a half stars from Leonard For this movie from 1983

He says the lead actor gives a stylish performance And he also says that... He says about this movie that it is uneven and overlong. And he lists about nine names. Nine names specifically. How many names do you think you can get this in? A word is repeated in the title. Negative one.

Well, this is just... I am really... Could I get a portable fan up here? Because I am going to faint from the excitement. Also, isn't it great that it's summer's finally here in Los Angeles? Yes. That fucking winter was bullshit. We did have to wait almost three weeks

into January for summer to get here. God damn it. Come on. We need Earthquake Mother and we need it now. Horrible. Negative one, you say? Negative one, yeah. Did he stutter? Does that mean we're back to being good again? The monster is forgiven?

Did I remember? Which way does it go? To Kate you challenged last time Name that movie You are a challenging spitfire tonight What do you think Andy? Oh I gotta give you You gotta give me the one name After you tell me the name of it

Hoping it's Kramer vs. Kramer Dustin Hoffman Dustin Hoffman is wrong And so is Kramer vs. Kramer Yeah they go hand in hand Okay, Dustin Hoffman is wrong. And so is Screamer vs. Screamer. Yeah, they go hand in hand. It was Never Say Never Again starring Sean Connery. Yeah.

But that was... I don't need that. That was impressive. That was okay. And it's early enough that you can do that kind of bullshit. It was worth taking a chance on that. Kate gets the point. Congratulations, Kate.

Kramer vs. Kramer was not over long. How dare you? Wikipedia said that. Fair enough. Fair enough. It took four hours. How dare you? Well, Wikipedia said that it actually does that. Fair enough. It's like four hours. Okay.

We get to have John Hamm pick a category next. Would you like... And then... Kate is next. So get ready to challenge. I'm ready. Just keep doing the same thing over and over again. Alright, I've got to find

these brilliant new categories or old ones probably. Would you like the asparagus pea category, which is where, yeah, you've got to bring this one out in the Tournament of Championships. This is, I read the entire review,

everything about it. Everyone in the room will know what the movie is, except for Pete Holmes if it's Devil Wears Prada. And then the bidding begins. Then it becomes a game of knowing the names in the right order. Or, Happy Flu Year, and that's movies that have an outbreak in them. Or, staying with the medical theme, Streep Throat, and that's movies where Meryl Streep has an accent.

Which one of those would you like to play, Jon Hamm? The Outbreak one. Okay. The middle one. The second one. You got it. The year is 2011. I quit.

The year is 2011. I quit. Laird gives this movie three stars. He says about it that it is pulse-pounding. And he also says, there's no poetry here. And I assume he shook his head dismissively, just like I did, as he was writing it.

No poetry here. Send. Send. And then... I think Jimmy Brodo says send after things. Anyway, he lists a shit ton of names. He lists 14 names. How many names do you think you can get it in? John?

Ten. Always bidding super low. Pam? Just because I didn't want to get challenged by Kate. Went with ten. So then we go to Kate. I'm just going to be a wimp and say 9. It's not wimpy.

It's smart. Thanks. You know this. Negative 1. Really? I just saw it. I just couldn't think of the name. Jesus Christ.

You must be just staring at Wikipedia day and night. I also watch movies sometimes. You actually see the films? Okay. Do you want to hear the... You're pretty confident with your nickname? Oh, wait. So, did you say name it?

Yeah, because I can't remember the name of this stupid fucking movie. I'd like to hear the name of the movie that I can't remember. You're anxious to hear it? Okay, so it's negative one, so what's the movie and the lead performer in it? Contagion, Matt Damon? Very well done. So we have... Everybody's on the board.

Three-way tie. Could not be more, thank you. John Hamm put a... Oh, you gave him a littler scratch mark than the other ones, but that's cool. A neater one. Neater. I like it.

What just happened? We start with Kate. Okay. And we move towards John. And you get to pick between these categories. At Aaron STL, which I assume stands for St. Louis, suggested Life of I. And that's movies that are biopics.

Movies that are about a famous person. A known person. A person of note. At kamikaze underscore gopher suggested Killer Joe. And that's films where Joe Pesci kills someone.

And at Ffloneb suggested... Oh, that's Ben Wolfe backwards. Floneb. Anyway, Ben Wolfe suggested a category called Argo, and that's films, the title of which end in Argo. You'd be surprised. It's happened more than once.

Donnie Dargo, my favorite movie. Donnie Dargo? Yeah. I repeated it because it did not get the laugh it deserved. Mostly because you said Donnie Dargo? Yeah. I repeated it because it did not get the laugh it deserved. Mostly because you said Donnie Doggo or something like that. From Boston.

Yeah. Yeah, that Donnie Doggo. What's with that fucked up bunny in that Donnie Doggo movie? Which one of those would you like to play, Kate? I'd like to go with Life of I.

Okay. Although I would really like to hear all those Argo names, but... Well, you know, categories are going to come back to haunt us all. The Winnebargo Man? There's just so many. Please, keep going. Wait. What did you say?

The Winnebargo Man, it's a documentary That ends in Argo? I don't think so Yeah, yeah Okay, two and a half stars From Mr. Malton For this biopic From 2001 That right out of the gate he calls disappointing

And He says He says that the director's cut of this movie 2001 that right out of the gate he calls disappointing. And he says that the director's cut of this movie is 165 minutes. Yeah, as always, the clues are worthless. And Leonard names a lot of names in this one. He goes with 17 names. 16 names. How many of those? I like it. That's a smart bid.

Bless you in the audience. We got a guy who's allergic to this movie. I almost said something about it. Who was the challenger the last time? I think it was me.

Okay, so we go to you. 14 names. 14, he says, Andy. 11 names. 10. All right, now they're getting the hang of it now. They're doing it the way I think you should play it. Five.

That's a leap. He just made a move on you. Against you. Four. Three. Three You guys are the best worst Bottom up, right? Huh? From the bottom up

Yeah Name that movie What'd you go Bottom Up, right? Huh? From the bottom up? Yeah. Name that movie, kids. What'd you go? Get ready for some 90s character actors. Lance Henriksen. The ones that hung in to 2001. You know, I forgot it was the... For this disappointing

biopic that the director's cut is hella long, 165 minutes, and the three names at the bottom of the 17 names that are listed in association with this film are LeVar Burton,

the great Lawrence Mason, LeVar Burton. The great Lawrence Mason. I don't know who that is. And Giancarlo Esposito. The great Gus Fring. Those are your three names. And let me just tell you again that it's a biopic from 2001. Oh, man. So if you know of any biopics around that time.

Shoot, the only one I can think of. Wait, no, I shouldn't say. I mean, well, whatever. I can't think of the name of it. Why can't I think of the name of it? It was very golden. Dang it. Okay.

I am going to stick my neck out And say that's not the right answer That golden movie The light was just very beautiful The golden light movie is probably not the one Okay then it was the Reading Rainbow movie Isn't that the way

Give the black guy really shitty billing In the Reading Rainbow movie. 16 white assholes reading shit as well. I'm going to say the rest of the names. Barry, I'm not going to say this name. Correctly, anyway. Shadbaka? Oh, a guy in the audience knows it.

Barry Shadbaka Henley, Bruce McGill, Paul Rodriguez, Joe Morton, Michael Michelle, Nora Gay, Jada Pinkett Smith, Mikkel T. Williamson, Jeffrey Wright, Jon Hamm is making

boxing hands, the late great Ron Silver, Mario Van P Jon Hamm is making boxing hands, the late great Ron Silver, Mario Van Peebles, Jon Voight, Jamie Foxx, and Will Smith. Ali, the movie's Ali from 2001. Yeah, so you really stepped in that one, Kate. The sports biopics.

I wonder what your golden movie is, though. I wonder... Dreamgirls? That was a great biopic. I guess it was about a lady, but it was a fictional lady. A Beautiful Mind, maybe? That's what I was thinking of.

Does that count as a biopic? Yeah, that was a real guy. That's what I was thinking. Was that 2001? Probably. No, 2002, maybe. Might as well have been. Sure.

It was golden, wasn't it? I think so, sure. With a very sweeping score. It felt 90s. Wikipedia described it more as like a silvery. I'm going to keep going back to that. Jon Hamm takes the lead with two points. This is what I meant, dog, about playing the game

while not playing the game And also not letting the game Play me Yeah But also You gotta play for Tony You gotta do this for Tony Thanks, buddy

If anybody knows How to get Tony Danza Down here by the end Of this thing It would be really fun If he came out and did a tap dance right over there Because he is one hoofer that guy Okay so where are we at y'all

The point just went to John So we start with Andy And go to John because he's the one that challenged Kate And you get to pick from these categories Andy At kamikaze underscore gopher Already did that one, sorry At no smell no tell

Clearly one of those military things We haven't heard about Because they're not allowed to talk about it I know. No Spell, No Tell suggested Octopussy and that's films that have an actress over 80 in the movie.

And At Aztec Alums suggested Hanks for Nothing and that's movies where Tom Hanks did not win an Oscar. So that's most movies. There's only two, I think, where he did. That he was in. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

The category is just any movie that Tom Hanks did not win an Oscar for. Hmm. Wide open, that one. It's ones where he's actually in it. And I dare to say, I dare to give you an extra clue,

he only plays one role in it. He doesn't play seven people. Like, you're going to find out when you get to read Cloud Atlas. One lucky person here today. Did I give you three or is that just two?

I think that was two. Okay, and your third one is at Gun Barrel Daryl suggested hack that ass up. And no, it's not Gene Hackman films. It's slasher movies. Slasher movies. So do you want slasher movies,

Tom Hanks didn't win an Oscar, or actresses over 80? Let's go Hanks. Hanks for nothing. Okay, this is a motion picture that has... Someone needs to reach out and talk to Gun Barrel Daryl, though. I feel like he might be going through some stuff. Anybody knows him. Just give him a call, see how he's doing.

Take him out to lunch. It's probably just a simple case of, you know, what the fuck rhymes with Daryl. Meryl. Yes. Yes. He should have called himself Meryl Daryl on Twitter.

And all his tweets could be about How much he loves the Queen I hope that's not the answer in the Meryl Streep category Okay so We're doing Tom Hanks for nothing He didn't win An Oscar for this motion picture From 2011 That Leonard Maltin gives two and a half stars.

He says about the movie that it is uneven. That's one of Leonard's favorite words. Like if you laid the movie down and tried to walk on it, there would be, you would trip possibly. It's uneven.

And he says that oh, he also says about it that it is... That it has an agreeable ensemble. Yeah, so either someone's wearing a nice outfit, or he likes the cast. I just have a question. So this isn't a Tom Hanks movie. This could be any movie.

No. We were having some fun during that part. You were... And saying that, no, in fact, it is just a movie that has Tom Hanks in it, but he did not win an Oscar. Just wanted to make sure. Throw Castaway and Forrest Gump out of your mind. Not Castaway. Philadelphia.

Yeah, let's forget about Philadelphia. Seriously. Lovely film. Lovely film. Lovely performance. One time, I always talk about this when the subject comes up. One time on the show,

I said, I mentioned Philadelphia, and I said, where AIDS was invented. And without missing a beat, Jon Hamm said, no, that's where it was perfected. So, might as well it was perfected. So,

might as well get the laugh again. To this day, a high point. It's right there for the taking. A high point. Did I give enough clues? Uneven? Yes. What else did I say about it?

Besides uneven. Good ensemble Lovely ensemble And lists a ton of names in this lovely ensemble He lists 12 16 names Is that the only choice?

Or are there Huh? Did I not give you options? No, not yet I thought you picked tanks for nothing Oh, I thought you had multiple years you could pick options? No, not yet. I thought you picked Hanks for nothing. Oh, I thought you had multiple years you could pick within it. You could just give any year. No, no, no.

Say negative one. This is the one I'm stuck with. This is the one where you're just stuck with 2011. The year we'll never forget. And 16 names. Hanks didn't win shit for this. The one I'm thinking of is even worse than two and a half stars, but... Okay, poker mouth. Negative two, negative two.

Negative two names, negative two. Kate, don't make those snoring noises. What'd you say? Negative two names. Negative two. Kate, don't make those snoring noises. What'd you say? Negative two. He says negative two. Jesus Christ. No one knows who was third. This has got to be a 90 minute show, you know. Jeez Louise. Boo. What am I doing here?

He said negative two. I think it's up to me to challenge Right? Because I did last time And I don't know who was third billed in this Unless it was the Vespa I'll tell you watching that movie though It felt like that Vespa was incredibly loud and extremely close.

Oh, name that movie. All right. Now you're thinking. Now I'm thinking. Now I'm thinking. Now I'm thinking. Damn it. But if you'd... Oh, man.

Your second choice is usually the right one. Let's go Larry Crown, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts. Okay. That was very impressive. Did I make you start to think it might be the other one? Extremely loud? It's a crazy mind game.

You gave me the title just to throw me? Oh, yeah. Okay, so John's keeping track of the score. Andy has two. John has two. Kate, you're on the board with one. This is true. You're not that far behind.

Okay. We'll get you another bowl of gruel. You waif. It's a lovely compliment, you guys. Nothing mean about that at all. It is. She's small. Kate stepped out of a Dickens novel to be with us today.

She's got to pick a pocket or two. Okay, so... Please, sir. You'd be great in that part. Where do you guys want to start this time? Her evil master, Lancelot Hogpen had forced her to update his Twitter feed all day. The point went to Andy and Kate.

John challenged him, so start with Kate. Okay. And move to John. And you get to pick between this first category, which you will not choose is called You Only Live 23 Times and it's the 23 James Bond films.

You're pretty right about me not choosing that one. This one you might like. Doug Loves Goonies. Movies that feature a cast member from the motion picture The Goonies. Let's do that one. And your third choice is that you also won't pick Alex Crossdresser

and that's Madea movies. So let's go with Goonies. You get to pick a year. Would you like 1993 or 2007? 93. Oh, interesting. I think I played this one on a recent show,

so hopefully you guys don't listen. I'm sure you don't. Check and check. Have you listened to any recent episodes, Andy? I heard this one, yeah. You're being honest. Very honest. I like it.

All right. That is lovely. Calm down, everyone. Take back your comic book store. Alright, so... So, Kate, I'm going to give you this option. You can either do Doug Loves Goonies from 2007

or you can pick one of the other two categories still. Did you say 2007? 2007, because the other, 93 was Rudy and I just did it on the show recently. Let's do 2007. I do love the movie Rudy and I didn't know it off the top of my head. Yeah, yeah, but Andy would have just cremated with that

if he had the opportunity. No, nobody would have lifted you up on their shoulders at the end. That's not how Rudy would have won. Fat girl would have talked about it for a couple decades. 2007 is the year, Kate, and three and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this crackling tale.

It's crackling. That is brilliantly photographed. And he lists 13 names. From 2007. Has a Goonie in it. Yeah, I think I know it, but I can't think of the name. I shouldn't say that. It does sort of give the other players an opportunity.

Yeah. And I could tell you... But the way you're thinking about it so hard is probably also a clue. So wait, how many names? You're asking me. 13? Let's go with 13 and I'll keep thinking.

So sweet. It's like a running commentary over brain. All right, brain here, let's get it going. I'm going to go with a couple of names and then you're going to kick in at the end. Can I get you some coffee, Brain? I'm good, Kate. It's kind of late in the day.

Well, how come you don't know the answer yet, Brain? I'm working. Working hard over here. It's a good thing we're stalling with the Kate and Brain sketch. Hasn't gotten old yet.

Just keep thinking. I'll go 12 names, Doug. Set John's brain. Super loud. Negative one This is stupid Damn Wow, Andy has a chance to go blazing out into the lead here And win Alex all the prizes

I remember the name I just don't know about the order We got it, Kate! Yeah. Mission accomplished! Yeah, but you don't know the names of the actors. No. Dang it, really? He was asking me,

Kate. I mean, I could name actors in the movie. I just don't know what order they would be in. Hey, okay. How many did you say? Just one. Just one, he said. I mean, I could name actors in the movie. I just don't know what order they would be in. Okay. How many did you say? Just one. Just one, he said.

So if you think you can name two actors. It goes from the top down. So if you got the top two, then you're in. Yeah. This is not your brain talking. This is me. That's Donnie D in your ear. Shoot. I guess I'll your ear. Um, shoot. I guess I'll try it.

Right? Yeah. Because you know he knows it. Yeah, so I mean, I'm either going to lose or I'm going to lose. He might fuck up the order on the thing, but whatever. Okay, so you're going to give it a shot? Yeah, so do I... So you tell me the name of the movie. I'm going to say name that movie, because I definitely

don't know. And I could totally be wrong about this movie. I'm not sure Goonies was a movie. I know it was a video game. So, yeah, so you gotta name the movie, and then the lead performer, and then the second lead. According to Leonard Maltin.

I'm gonna screw this up. What's the movie called, Kate's Brain? Is it No Country for Old Men? And then what are the top two actors? Geez. Tommy Lee Jones and... We can do it! I mean, Javier Bardem?

Yeah! Nice one. nice work. Oh, yeah! I had no idea Javier Bardem was in Goonies. That was nicely played because you could have gone Josh Brolin, who was in Goonies. Yeah, holy shit. Man, guys, if I don't win tonight,

I just want to say that that was all worth it. All right, let me delete this shit so I don't try it again. Don't try it another time, Doug. Knot it up at two apiece, Doug. Yeah. It's a three-way tie we got on our hands. If we were only playing to three, this would be exciting.

As it stands, it's kind of grueling. If there's something you think you can do for 35 minutes, we could play to three and then do that. We could keep that Kate's Brain sketch going. You'd think Kate's Brain... Let me ask you this, Kate's Brain.

Go ahead, Doug. Isn't it weird having to control a cute young lady when you're just basically a grizzled old prospector? Well, you'd think so. Turns out we all got a little grizzled prospector in us.

I'm sure that's true. It's your can-do effort that ends up winning the day. I like it. Alright. Let's pick... Let's pick... Let's figure out what's going on. Kate was challenged by John, so that means we start with Andy.

Go to John. Andy, would you like... No time for love, Dr. Jones! And of course, that's movies where Harrison Ford does not have sex. Hit it, Shorty. Okie dokie, Dr. Jones. Hang on to your potatoes.

This is any movie in the world that Harrison Ford does not have sex in. Please do not confuse Kate and her grizzled prospector brain with that bullshit again. Or, in theaters, hey now, and that's the films of Gary Shandling

and Jeffrey Tambor, either or. Not both. Maybe. Let's not get crazy. Either and or or. Mm-hmm. Okay.

And in theaters now, that's movies that are in theaters now. Let's go No Time for Love Dr. Jones Alright this is a movie where During the scenes that we see Cause you know the character could run off And have sex with something at some point That's just not in the film

Didn't make the finished cut. Four stars from Leonard. Are we suggesting that Harrison Ford was completely celibate during the entire shooting of this movie? Or his character did not have sex on screen? The latter. Copy. Four stars? Four stars.

Yeah, it's probably in the classic book also. Four stars. 1980 is the year. Leonard calls this movie Smashing because sometimes Leonard forgets that he's an American. And we don't call things Smashing. Smashing. And he says,

oh, there's a lot of stuff that's going to give it away. Oh, let's just say truly dazzling. Truly dazzling. Truly. Smashing and truly dazzling. Smashing and dazzling. Yes. Smashing and truly dazzling. Smashing and dazzling.

Yes. And four stars, 1980. And the category, of course, is Harrison Ford doesn't have sex. And they list, Leonard lists 14 names. Zero names. Zero names. Kate is shaking her head. We go to John, though, right? Yeah, we do, Doug.

Finally, we get to hear from your brain. Just a tired old queen. I'm over this. Isn't there an award show to go to? Oh, boy. 1980, zero names. Negative one names. Come on, Kate!

I don't know it. Name that movie. All right. What's the name of the movie? I don't know this. I don't know it at all. I was All right. What's the name of the movie? I don't know this. I don't know it at all. I was completely kidding. Is it Empire Strikes Back?

And? One name? Mm-hmm. Mark Hamill. That's correct. Well, that was an exciting conclusion if we played to three. But we're going to go all the way to five, so everybody's still in this.

It's still exciting, you guys. I'll keep reminding you of that. How incredibly exciting it is. But I've got to erase No Time for Love, Dr. Jones. Got to get that out of my life. Everybody know that? All right. I think so, yeah.

There's a cardboard cutout of Mark Hamill in the shop. Where? There's also a picture of a penguin. If we're naming things. Hey, look, an audience. Kate, we could have kept that one to ourselves. Sometimes they slip out of my hands. I apologize, Kate.

I'm going to have a conversation with the old mouth. You right. Come on, buddy. Tighten up. My cheeks hurt from smiling. This is gonna be on Fox's fall schedule Such a gracious loser Smiling the entire time Alright so She's not a loser yet

She's tied for being a loser with Andy So still anybody's game really. So John got that right and he was challenged by Kate. So we start with Andy and go to Kate. And Andy gets to pick between Bing

Rames. Bing Rames uses a computer. What's the play? Movies that were plays. And I don't want to torture you with Did I Stutter Again? But instead, Pit Stop. Brad Pitt Dies. Pit Stop.

Here we go. Would you like a movie where Brad Pitt dies in 2008 or 2007? Two very different years. Two very different deaths. 2008. Okay. Terrible choice. Whose brain was that? Two and a half stars

from Leonard for this movie from 2008 that he says is was that. Two and a half stars from Leonard for this movie from 2008 that he says is it's fun to watch and he says about it that it never quite gels.

So Leonard couldn't move. Fun to watch is a movie. It's fun to watch never quite gels. So Leonard couldn't move. Fun to watch is a movie. It's fun to watch, never quite gels. And there are five, six, seven, ten names listed. How many names do you think you can get in Andy? Seven names. That's very reasonable for a change.

No more showboating. I think I know the movie. A prospector's napping. I know you do. But keep it to yourself. How about a little drama? Was it not my turn? It is.

No, it's your turn. Yeah, yeah. But we just need you to bid. Since you know what it is, how many names do you think you can get? Two. So you go negative two? Yeah. And I could, I don't know.

Yeah, sure. It's like a deodorant commercial. Kate. It's like a deodorant commercial Kate Name that movie Okay, so I have a question When I name the names Do I say the star first? No, you name the movie And then the stars

But I'm not going to acknowledge any of it Until you get it all right or wrong And I don't even know. Is it Benjamin Button? I never saw it. Did he die in it? He gets very young and dies, yes.

It's not that one? That's not the one. Damn it. And that movie also had more of a title than that. The Curious Case of Mysterious.

Yeah, yeah. We go for the full titles here. Gotcha. You know what I mean? But I lost it. A few moments ago, you didn't hear someone go, oh, that would be Empire. Did you already mark it?

No, I didn't. Okay. I was just reminding you. The answer is Burn After Reading. Burn After Reading. And of course, it would be George Clooney, Francis McDormand, and then Brad Pitt. Who Leonard Maltin says is especially entertaining

as a goofball who works at a gym. Like he couldn't end the sentence at goofball. Had to throw in works at a gym. Okay, so who got that point? I did. You're one away. You are one away, that's right Well, we're on the doorstep

Are you tired, brain? Are you ready for this? Oh, gosh John's brain I don't even, I don't like John's brain I don't even I don't like John's brain The feeling's mutual We did Brad Pitt dies right?

Yeah we did I'm just cleaning the house here Okay So Since Kate failed to name it, and John challenged her, we'll start with Andy and go to John. And Andy, you get to decide between... Did I stutter yet?

Did we go to Kate or did we go to me? We did stutter once, but there's other options. What's that? Did we start with Andy and go to Kate or did we start with Andy and go to me? You challenged Kate, right? Yes. Yeah, right?

She got it wrong. Yeah. Yeah, so then we go to you. Okay. Pretty sure that. Did I stutter? Okay. Andy, would you like did I stutter?

We still got some answers in that category asparagus pea the full review full review or classic Leonard I pull out the classic Leonard Maltin book what is

I figured your brain would like that one what was the full review one I'm sorry where I read the whole review and then and then the fun begins. Andy, we can't hear what you're thinking.

So you either need to invent a brain character or Andy's brain is a deaf muse. talk out loud. I can see the hands flapping wildly in his head To be fair, I just looked straight in Jon Hamm's eyes And was paralyzed momentarily Any of you would have done the same

That's why he wears the glasses You'd be dead if he didn't. Let's do the... Did I stutter again? Okay. Never say never again. Did I stutter again? And this time you're stuck with good old 2005. So good for you.

Three and a half stars from Leonard. Please don't look it up on your phone, John. I'm not. Oh, I just did. Are you sending a... Are you sending a you'll be late for dinner text? Yes, I am. Three and a half stars for this movie

from 2005 that Leonard Maltin calls vivid. But it's not porn it's just he calls it vivid and he also says that that

the top billed actor is superb superb from 2005 three and a half stars the word is repeated in the title. And Leonard lists about, let's go, 12 names. Eight names. Jon Hamm is one away from the win.

Five. You guys, I can't. I don't know what just happened What do you think, John? It's down to five And you said there are 12 And it's from 2005 And there's two words that are the same And I was winning, but I'm in a challenge

And now I won't be. Name that movie. Burp. What do you want? You want the clues again? Yes, please. Okay. I just said them.

Three and a half stars, right? He wasn't listening to you. He was looking into your eyes. Vivid and three and a half stars and not porn and the lead actor was superb. And three and a half stars

and a word is repeated in the title. Five names, Doug. Five? Here are your five names. Diane Reeves, Alex Borstein, Tate Donovan Reed Diamond and Robert John Burke yeah tough break kid so John's gonna win this thing if you don't come up with the movie that has a repeated word in the title. I'm not going to try to do what that would sound like. All I can think of is...

Those are your five names. Mirror, Mirror. From 2005? I can't think of any movies that have two. Mirror Mirror from 2005 I can't think of any movies that have two Mirror Mirror, Oscar nominated film by the way thanks to the costume category

I don't know it, sorry I have no idea I think Reed Diamond does great work on Veep Reed Diamond's great on Veep? I think so. Love potion number nine. I think that Tate Donovan is quite good in Argo. I agree.

All right, so I don't have to tell you to go Argo. Fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I stutter? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think? No idea. Mirror, mirror.

Crash. Crash. Crash, yeah. What do you think? No idea. Mirror, mirror. Crash. Crash. Crash, crash. I can't believe after mirror, mirror, I'm giving him another guess. That guess was so shitty, you get to try again. Okay, I'll just tell you who else is in the movie.

And does anyone in the audience think they know it already? Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang. Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang was also 2005, but that's not the answer. And the rest of the names are Ray Wise, Frank Langella, Robert Downey Jr., Jeff Daniels, George Clooney, Patricia Clarkson. Station, station, agent, agent. And David Strathairn and the guy next to the guy who gets

kiss kiss bang bang because they share a brain says his answer is good night and good luck and I have to say that to Kate and Andy because John is our winner and now John is our winner. And now... John is...

As part of your prize, you now get to do 13 minutes of the Kate's Brain sketch. Awesome. Because you brought this thing in super tight. You guys want to play a little bit for fun? Just a little bit more Awesome. Because you brought this thing in super tight. You guys want to play a little bit for fun? Just a little bit more?

To give the listeners more of a kiss, kiss, bang, bang for their buck buck? And the chicken just walk in here? Ah! Buck buck! Okay. Bill Cosby bit from the 70s did That's a thinker You know what we're gonna do?

This is gonna be fun Classic out Yeah, let's do classic Let's try it Just for fun And this And this will be worth three points That'd be fucked up, wouldn't it?

I'm gonna be very, very clear That'd be so fucked up I won This is all just extra That'd be fucked up, wouldn't it? I want to be very, very clear. That'd be so fucked up. I won. This is all just extra. Filler. Bonus tracks. All right.

We'll start with Kate. It's a book. I missed the book. Tell me when to stop, Kate. Stop. Okay. Tell me when to stop, Kate. Stop. Okay. Tell me when to stop. I'm serious.

That's what we used to do. We'd take out the Leonard Maltin book and we'd tell the person when to stop in the pages and then we'd just go down the columns. Don't ever stop, dog. And then say... Wait, now, is that the book talking? Oh dog I really like when you rub my belly

I hope this game goes on forever Oh yeah good idea Did you used to be in the AV club? Yes You're one of those guys? Yes Didn't know in the AV club? Yes You're one of those guys? Yes Didn't know he was handsome yet? Yes

Didn't get the memo? Had trouble finding memo? You son of a bitch It was a tie Sorry, say stop Stop Okay It was a tie. Sorry, go. Say stop. Stop. Okay.

Alright, this is gonna be terrible. Holy shit, Leonard! I never even cracked this book open, but there's movies in here that got two stars, one and a half stars. So they're classics that he still may not think are classics is the premise of this book. And the one you picked,

nobody would ever get in a million years because it's from the 60s and it's called I Like Money. That was the working title for my television show for a while. Alright, so I'm just going to find a genuine movie that would be something people have heard of.

And I'm going to find it in the Leonard Maltin app. Because this book... This book is ridiculous. I don't know who this book is for. It's not for old people. The writing's too small. What Now, Little Man? What kind of fucking title is that?

There's a classic movie called What Now, Little Man? It's an aggressive title, is what it is. Takes place at a urinal. And... Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito, good one. Please leave the building.

And the funny thing is, he probably had that loaded the entire time. When Danny DeVito gets mentioned in some way, when a short person gets mentioned, I'm going to yell out Danny DeVito. I swear to God, I don't recognize any of these movies. Is there a section that's just all five-star jobs? No, no, it's in alphabetical order like his

other book, and it's completely worthless. No, not completely, but it's quite worthless. I mean, I guess it's a good place to go to learn about movies that you've never heard of. That weren't that good and are super old? Yeah, yeah.

Well, what now, little man? Okay, the year is 1942. Yeah, this was a great idea, Doug. I'm retiring this category before we even play it. Let's do Asparagus P. Let's do the full review. I'm not familiar as to how this is played. Well, people don't like to pick it in competition

because it is only for the best players like you guys. And a round of applause for everybody for being so damn good at this game that me and my friends came up with. I'm going to tell you everything about this. I'm going to read the entire review. You will know the name of this movie by the time I'm done reading the review.

But then we still play, and you still have to bid how many names. And you, of course, have to get them in the right order if you go into negative names. This is called asparagus pee. Which you will have to do. Because it was suggested at first by a gentleman on Twitter whose name is asparagus pee.

And the first time I read it on the show I said this was submitted by asparagusp. And then he had to explain to me that there was a hidden joke in his name. That's the answer to what now, little man? Right? Asparaguspeak. Two stars from Leonard for this movie, Kate, that came out

in 2010. It was 124 agonizing minutes. My word, not his. A pastiche of mostly interlocking stories about men and women in L.A. celebrating and or suffering through Valentine's Day. Beginning with Kutcher popping the question to Alba, who breaks up with him.

And extending to longtime marrieds McLeane and Elizondo, questioning their relationship. May set some record for the most attractive people ever packed into one movie, but the empty-headed proceedings don't warrant this all-star lineup. McClane is seen in shots from her 1958 movie, Hotspell, with Warren Stevens. He really included... Yeah, look in the classics book, John. Is Hotspell considered a classic? Because Leonard remembers that it was with a guy named Warren Stevens.

He also says that Joe Mantegna and Director Marshall appear unbilled. What does it say? I have a mic. Hot spell, 1958, 86 minutes. You didn't get a lot for your money back then. Director Daniel Mann, Shirley Booth,

Anthony Quinn, Shirley MacLaine, Earl Holloman, Eileen Heckart, Warren Stevens. Quinn, not just a pig, but a blue-ribbon hog, cheats on wife Booth, who spouts irritating platitudes like Hazel on Speed. Like Hazel on Speed. Apparently Hazel. Right, the TV character.

She was kind of hyper. Well-acted but dated drama about the breakup's effect on their children. McClane shines as their daughter, set in New Orleans, VistaVision. It's in VistaVision. That golden thing they use the beautiful line.

So Joe Mantegna and director of the movie, Gary Marshall, appear in the movie Unbuild. Gary Marshall was like, get my name off of that. And Leonard lists a lot of names.

We'll say it's 20 names. And do we have to go in order? Or is it just listed names? That way, yes. And we're starting with Kate Taylor Swift That's an interesting way to play this game

And a really efficient way to lose You could start with negative I mean, you could start with zero Actually, you could start anywhere you want But it would be weird considering everybody knows what it is yeah so I mean I don't so you can say

the name of the movie and then who's no you got a bid I can name it negative one negative two however many people you think you can name negative one from the film in the right order who is top bill build in this one? That's the question. I'll give you a hint. It's not alphabetical.

Or I'm dumb. Negative two. Oh. There you go. Excuse me. Name that movie. Well, Valentine's Day. And who are the top two build people?

The cooch. And? Did I mention Aston Kutcher? Mm-hmm. And? Did I mention Aston Kutcher? Mm-hmm. And the aforementioned Jessica Alba.

That is correct. That is correct. Wow, you guys. Even in overtime, in a game that didn't need to go into overtime, he still solidified the win. Very nicely done, Jon Hamm. Who are you playing for, Jon? I'm playing for St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital. Thank you.

It's a wonderful organization. Please give with both hands. Tony, where are you? Come get your prizes, Tony. Tony. Are we doing these, then? Way to be, man. Way to be, man.

I threw the classic Leonard Moulton book in there because I don't want that thing. What am I going to do with that? Let's look up What's Up, Little Man. What's up, Little Man? What's up, Little Man? Let's look that up again. Do we have the shitheads on the back of the wine bottle

or the Captain America? Yep. Captain Erica signs. You guys are good. You guys did it. This was the third. I have bad news for you, Jon Hamm. This was the third tournament of championships,

so now you've advanced to the super championships against Matt Brawner, winner of the season, the first tournament of championships, and you'll have to go head-to-head with Sam the Ma'am Levine, a.k.a. Little Wolverine. Which, let's be honest, wouldn't really be head-to-head.

Well, now you have to do it. Now the gauntlet's been thrown down. And he will not take it as well as these two players did. If you show him the door. Well, what's up little man? It's not on there? There are no...

Okay, Erica, can you come up here and share with me who you want me to call a shithead? And yeah, so look for that soon, you guys. Soon. Someday. We'll do... and yeah, so look for that soon you guys soon, someday we'll go through the whole dance again I'm just emailing you constantly when are you going to be available

that's why we did it on a Saturday and thanks to all three of my guests Kate McEuchie, Andy Wood, Jon Hamm young lady, Erica, come up here you can write it on the Tony Danza poster. Just write down somebody you want me to call a shithead. Were you not familiar? Do you know how the show works? Oh, you just forgot? All right. You didn't forget to get quite piercings. Oh, that's a good one. I hope I pronounce it right.

The fuck is that? Kate's brain, could you take a crack at that? Here, Doug! What does that say? That says old Stanley Montejo. Alright. Does that mean anything to anybody? Negative! Alright, Alex is going to have to save the day

Here at the end Oh it's a pretty good one It's fitting Let me make sure I don't have any other announcements to make Thank you audience once again for coming out today First day of summer in Los Angeles And you guys spent it Inside with us

So that's That was pretty nice of you to do that. And as always, Stanley Montego is a shithead and Willem Defoe is a shithead.

Thank you.