Doug Loves Movies - Trey Galyon, Justin Thompson and Joe Pettis guest

Episode Date: April 14, 2019

Live from Zanies Comedy Night Club in Nashville, Doug welcomes Trey Galyon, Justin Thompson and Joe Pettis to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Enjoy the show! Doug Hates Candy Mountain Street Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming, spinning PCs, with 50-year-old pop-up commercials in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey everybody My name is Doug and I love movies This is I Love Movies. Coming to you once again as part of the Wild West Comedy Festival

at Zanies in Nashville, Tennessee. Thank you. I love that no smoking announcement before the show where they have to list all the different things you can't smoke. When I just say, don't light anything on fire while you're here. Oh, then you can think. I see the loophole. You guys are smart. It's Saturday, April 13th,

and you know what I'm going to ask, Hashville? May I see some name tags? Oh, yes. Yes, I am. Good. Good lord, you guys never fail to make not only big signs, but attach shit to them.

We've got Indiana Jones and the Leslie Crusade, starring me and Sam Levine. And it's covered in a little tiny Sour Patch. What flavor Sour Patch is that? Bunnies. Sour Patch Bunnies. Yeah, who cares what flavor is Starpatch's at? Bunnies. Starpatch bunnies. Yeah, good, what flavor they are. If I get to bite the head off a rabbit, I'm happy. Flushanda instead of La Bamba?

Yeah, you make a very pretty witchy violence. The Blair Witch Project. Let me see this one. I mean, look at this shit, you guys. violence. The Blair Mitch Project. Let me see this post. I mean, look at this shit, you guys. The poster's already horrifying enough. But they had so many and so much candy so much candy

do they come off easy? they should? alright yeah okay that worked alright took a Reese's egg thank you very much I like a nice Reese's egg but great job everybody planes, trains, and Robert Mobiles Thank you very much. I like a nice Reese's egg. Great job, everybody.

Now, planes, trains, and Robert Mobiles. Very clever. Oh, shit, this Tomb Raider's got a bunch of candy on it, too. Lita Craft. Now, Ryan. We've been through this before. We've been through this before. He brought a Gremlins doll, stripe,

and a sign that just says, Brian. So what movie is Gremlins? You guys, he said this to me on Twitter. this is supposed to be in Gremlins font. That oh so recognizable Gremlins font that we know and love. Good job, Ryan. Well, if someone picks your name table, they'd be able to keep the stripe.

But you wouldn't hang on to that. So they'd keep that piece of shit cardboard that has Ryan in prevalent font. Close enough. Alright, well great job everybody. Thank you for putting in all that effort. And thank you to whoever put the Karate Kid doll on my table on stage. It's a great character, Daniel LaRusso. Was that his name? That's Ralph Macchio's name in those movies? Daniel LaRusso? Sounds like a tough guy name.

But he wasn't. Not until he learned to stand like a bird Doug plugs I'm doing a string of stand-up shows Starting tomorrow night at the Star Dome In Hoover, Alabama Birmingham adjacent Road trip you guys? I mean I gotta do it

You might as well too Monday night April 15th Celebrate tax day with me road trip, you guys? I mean, I gotta do it. You might as well, too. Monday night, April 15th, celebrate tax day with me at Stand Up Live. It's probably a bad night to do a show, right? Stand Up Live in Huntsville, Alabama. Hey!

You drove from Huntsville? We're gonna be there in two days? It's good to know the kind of intellect I'm dealing with before I get there. Don't be sorry. I love it.

I'm just driving from every town I go to from now on. Except Huntsville. Do not see me in where you live. April 19th, I'll be at the Royal Oak Music Theater

in, you guessed it, Royal Oak, Michigan, and my 420 show this year is at the Wilbur Theater in Boston. Woo! Okay? I don't know which one of those words that was for. I got a son named Wilbur.

Doug Loves Movies will be back at the UCB in Los Angeles at the Franklin Avenue location on Tuesday, April 23rd. Lots of dates coming up, though. For more info, you know what to do. Go to DougLovesMovies.com Go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com!

Yeah! Go! Wallet! Oh my God, you guys are the worst. That wallet thing is trying to catch on. I do love it, though. Time for a dugout. I'd like to give a dugout to Dylan Gonzalez,

who's here today over there in that corner, for finishing the Doug Loves Movies Oscar Challenge this year. He saw all of the 50-some movies that were nominated for Oscars. Was it difficult, or were you one of those ones that got it done early? I got it done about a week after, because it never looked away. Oh, the week after the Oscars you finished? Correct. Yes, I still got a few more. I never finished it up.

What was your favorite movie out of all the stuff you had to sit through to do the challenge? Never Look Away, the movie that you saw after the Oscars. It was your favorite of all of them. I haven't seen it. Wait, I did see that one. Is that the Longhorn My Bar? Yeah, you gotta sit through some long-ass movies if you follow the Oscars.

But anyway, great job, and thank you for doing that. Thank you for being here. And from the Crashes department, I said that a Marvel movie had Paul Rudd in it, and he wasn't in that one, but who cares? The prize bag today... The prize bag has got stuff I brought all the way out from California, so we've got a Douglas Movies shirt, of course. We've got... Check this out, you guys. There's this great thing that's happening in the world of cannabis,

where, you know, it's legal to sell products, but there's laws and rules about the packaging, and keeping things, things have to be overly packaged. I'm not a fan of that, but this one really cracked me up. Because see how big this box is? You open it up, and inside, there's like a fucking egg carton thing inside the box. And then you open that up, and there's this tiny little pipe inside. It's like the fucking, one of those nesting dolls of weed right here.

So I wanted somebody to have this because it'd just be fun to say to somebody, like, he wants, oh, okay, hang on a second, I got a pipe. I got a new pipe I want to try. I'll take out this box and open the box and take out the crime. You know what to do. If it doesn't get a laugh, you can have your money back. Because it didn't cost you nothing. Also,

I was just in San Francisco, did those movies at the Punchline there, had a great time, got a copy of San Francisco Magazine. Yeah. I mean, it's a great place. I don't recommend moving there because it's super expensive.

I think that's everything. Oh wait, there's more. I'm so excited about this. And it's so small. I got the Doug Benson pin from Rockin' Pins. Did you laugh? yes, I'm immortalized

thanks to this pin and I saved the best for last a fortune cookie had Chinese for lunch or should I say P.F. Chase don't think a single Chinese person works there Or should I say, if you have chains. Don't think a single Chinese person works there.

But anyway, the pins of my face, you can get them at rockandpins.com or you can get them after the show today, probably out on the sidewalk where I will be. And they're $10 a piece, $20 if you want two, $20 if you only want one, because we don't make change. So get those $10 bills ready and join me outside after the show. And are you ready to bring my guests out here? Let's do it! I'm a little anxious a little bit. Give everybody a little fightin' room. Here we go. I believe two of these gentlemen have done the show at this very venue and another one hasn't,

but he's been on the show in lots of places. Please give it up, everybody, for Joe Pettis, Justin Thompson, and Trey Gallion. Thank you. Let's go! To Windy City! I gave some of the people some Slim Jims, but you still have to order two things minimum,

so don't spoil your appetite. What are you talking about, Joe? I found some Slim Jims in the back, and I gave them to the audience members. You just handed them to them just now? Yeah, yeah. They looked hungry. You walked out and handed out Slim Jibs? Yeah, yeah. See? Snap into it.

Now! You couldn't. No, you don't have to eat it now, man. I think that's allowed anymore. Yelling at someone to eat like that. Let's meet them individually, starting with the gentleman with the Slim Jims.

It's Joe Pettis, everybody! What's up, y'all? Atlanta comedy phenom visiting Nashville for this festival, the Wild West Festival. Yes. You did a show today at lunchtime? Yeah, the Wild West Festival. Yes. You did a show today at lunchtime? Yeah, they had a brunch show here at Zany's at 1 p.m.

That was a fun crowd. Yeah, was it? Yeah, it was fun, yeah. Were people drinking? I think so, yeah. It was like a couple bachelor parties, so they were getting wild, so it was cool. Like, you know, not like the 11 p.m. show wild cool. Not like the 11 p.m. show wild.

It was like the 1 p.m. show wild. It actually was a bachelor party and a bachelor party combined. The future wife and husband were here. Oh, that's you. You keep making it sound worse and worse. I mean, you lost

me at bachelor party, and you really lost me, and then there were men there as well. Like, there's only one thing that would make a bachelor party worse than a bunch of men. But thank you for being here. Thank you for having me. And for doing a brunch show. Yeah. You're a pioneer.

I didn't get any brunch food, though. I forgot to eat, so I probably should have kept one of those slim chips. Not yet. What did they have? Did you see the menu? They had breakfast tacos, right, staff? Yeah. Yes, they had breakfast tacos. Well, I'm sad I missed it there, because I just was like, I don't think their normal food there would be good for breakfast.

I don't know. I'll eat chicken wings for breakfast. Anyone else? Of course. I'll eat chicken wings for breakfast anyone else? I think that was more of a response to like you were going to get those chicken wings for breakfast let's also say hello to the men to Joe's left that's Justin Thompson everybody

what's going on? stop falling down by the wrong things What's going on? How's it going, main town? Stop falling down by the wrong things. This is Nashville, live music capital of the world. Is that right? Sure. Because Austin is something similar. It's just like, one's music capital, one's live music capital, I think.

It's a great time to love live music, but only the same 30 songs. I've only heard Wagon Wheel. What are you talking about? That's one of the 30, yeah. Yeah, I haven't heard, uh, I haven't heard much music since I got here. They got Netflix in hotel rooms now. Dude, there really is a whole lot. I mean, they always did.

It was on my phone, but now I can watch it on the actual TV in the hotel room. Have you done that? No, I'm just distracted by the whole ass of it. I know you had to talk about it before we came out here, because that's all I can think of. It's disturbingly much like... Are you guys kidding? Yeah, it looks so much like that doll from the movie.

Yeah. Is it a puppy? It's like they just made one. Oh, shit. It's like they made one. Yeah, it's a fucking puppet. Please keep your hands exposed at all times, sir. I feel like these three guys are going to die for this puppet when the time comes.

I like how the sign just says Ryan. Not a lot of effort on the sign when you have that going for it. You were right the first time when you said we already went over all of this. Oh man, this is so much fun. When are we going to start the podcast? When are you moving to New York, dude? I hear you're making a big move soon. I'm moving out the first week of May.

Alright, that's like a couple weeks. Holy shit, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I should plan better. Yeah, start saying goodbye to everybody. All right, packing, goodbye. Well, if anybody wants to buy a 2005 Buick LaCrosse, how are you going?

The trunk doesn't open. Why? Is it a trick? Do you know what I mean? It's a high course. Yeah. It doesn't actually ask to borrow my car this weekend. I was like, no. No, it all worked out. Turns out, yeah, there's a trick to it.

I learned it. I'm like a Jedi now. So it's an 05, so you can't drive for Uber if that was your dream. Doesn't the three of these guys sitting together look like a prison haircut in progress? Like, turn stages? We let you keep your facial hair in prison now, right? Can I actually mention I shaved my head to raise money for St. Baldrick's? What?

Yeah, I shaved my head to raise money to end childhood cancer last month. And did it work? Yeah, all done. All done with childhood cancer. Thank goodness. I'm so grateful that that's over with. There's a lot of bad things out there. I don't know if it works. Yeah, it made me cry once or twice. Yeah, I don't know if it works,

but to be honest with you, I'm already regretting shaving my head. I feel like I look like I have a lot of opinions about things. I'm looking very American history right now. Yeah, it's not a laid-back look. You're looking very American-y right now. Yeah, it's not a laid-back look. Speaking of laid-back looks, you guys.

His first time on stage here at Zadie in Nashville ever, a straight gal, y'all! The cover band capital of the world, Nashville. Thank you. I love Tennessee. Look, I have a Tennessee tattoo, you guys. Everybody, everybody should sit there. That's trendy ballsy, man. Wait, do you voluntarily get that? Ahhh. Oh.

What kind of cancer did you cure when you did that? My own ass cancer. More like sass, Cancer. Oh. You sassy devil. I got this tattoo with Doug. Backstage at a sublime concert in Tampa, Florida. That was a fun night. I do not remember you doing that.

Exactly. How long does it take to get that tattoo? Not long, turns out. Jason did it for me. He did it with a solo cup and a fucking ruler, and that's it. And that's how you become the mayor of Nashville, right? Am I the mayor of Nashville? I just flew in today. Is that how it works?

That's why they handed me that sash at the airport. Sweet. Changes are coming, Nashville. You're welcome. It's really awesome the way they made the airport temporarily smaller. Because I always thought, this airport's too big. Only they could make it thinner for an extended period of time.

That's what they're doing. How many gates? Do we got a gate total over there? Probably about 19, maybe. No. That seems high. You're crazy. 60. 19 maybe? No. That seems odd. You're crazy.

60. Yeah, that's not a lot of them. We'll be back with more gate talk. Talking about all the airports. What's the airport like in Huntsville? I have no idea. Nice. Nine gates. Nine gates. Nine gates for a little bit.

That's bigger than Knoxville. I think Knoxville has six. What? He's trying to make bad jokes. Luckily he doesn't have the microphone. You're still talking to him, so the other guy's just here in your half. Oh, no, I'm waiting. Like, he talked at me for a second, but that was it.

That's as far as it went, Doug. I'm looking at you right now. I am not looking at him. Are you still... Well, you're not going to repeat his great joke because he asked you if that's a Helen Keller t-shirt. Right. Because, of course, Helen Keller wouldn't know what's on her t-shirt. Right.

Because she's dead. Yeah. Well, you've seen her live so many times. Yeah. All right. Well, welcome to all of you guys. This is going to be a really intense competition today. I've come up with some games especially for these gentlemen because, you know, when you have the best of the best. I've won a couple times don't laugh like that guy

when you have Justin and these two other guys you know what's in store but Trey says he beat Justin one time well Justin said I beat him once oh dang it alright so but we'll get to that in a second.

First, we need to know what we're playing for. What did you bring for the prize bag, Joe? I got two items. I got some merch. I got these from my, first off, I got some booty shorts from my buddy Brad Sativa. He's a local, one of my favorite comics, a local Nashville comic. It says, Sativa on the bottom is in the shape of Tennessee. I had to figure out where we were.

And I have my own t-shirt. Do you guys know who Stone Cold Steve Austin is? He had Austin 316 shirts. It is the number one selling t-shirt. He made $100 million off that shirt. So I made my own. And they say, 10 is $4.20.

I sold about 10 of these. Please buy one after the show. That's my prize. There you go, yeah. If the shirt doesn't fit, see me after the show and I'll give you one that fits. That's very nice of you.

If the Douglas Moody shirt doesn't fit the winner, perhaps you have a friend. Somebody's birthday might be coming up. Justin? I definitely didn't clean up my car, but I got some great stuff. For starters, I got the Brady Games Guide to Metal Gear

Solid 3 Subsistence. It's a pretty fantastic video game that came out 15 years ago, so if you haven't seen it yet, this is for you. Oh man, this is, um, alright. This is pretty great. This is a Clay Aiken fan club travel mug. That's official. OFC. 2009. That's a 10-year-old travel mug. You could have washed it

that off. I do it for the fans, you know. I am giving. And I got one of my t-shirts for you as well. This is a shirt for a show you call Drama Video. We got this cool graphic my friend designed, and yeah.

Yeah, there you go. Boom. Oh, you brought a bag, too. That's very awful. I know a guy named Joe that crossed his mind to bring a bag too, that's very thoughtful. I know a guy named Joe that crossed his mind to bring a bag. To be fair, you said bring stuff for the prize bag, not bring your old prize bag. What's this?

Oh, we have some headphones for you too, bro. If you like listening to podcasts, you know. Really? Those were legit in the bag? Yeah. Why didn't you mention it? Because you didn't know you were in there. No, you're playing it off smooth, though, man.

Yeah. It's true. Yeah. Snail. Oh, shit. Snail Justin, everybody. Yeah. All right.

What do you have, Trey? Okay. So, they have a ton of candy backstage, so I have some... Just pull them up in a circle. Yeah, yeah. There's little peanut butter cups, and then there's some Starburst, but only the yellow and orange, because those are the two best flavors. Right? I know.

This side of the room doesn't care at all. That side of the room really has an opinion about the flavors of Starburst. I found out people get really heated about the Starburst flavors. So look, it's just my opinion, alright? I'm not going to fight anybody about it. We're cool. United Airlines

plain blue barf bag and and then the safety card for a B-757. It's not the one with the kid, where they're giving the kid the wedgie, which is disappointing, but whatever. And then, okay, this actually came about on this show,

talking about this, and now it's a reality, you guys. I've got a Trey Gallion Live at Creed Records rolling tray. It's a rolling tray, because it's me and it, alright. And then you're going to want to use that to roll up some joints to listen to my new album, Trey Gallion Live at Creed Records, How You Live at Creep Records. Which is pre-sailing right now. And officially on all the stuff you listen to

on 420. Duh. But then I brought some too if anybody wants some. I brought some trays and some CDs right after this show. Okay. But buy their shit first or whatever. Alright. That's it. Wow. What a salesman.

I just buy everyone's stuff. Okay. So buy my pin. And then if you still have some money, buy a Pettis 420 shirt. And if you still have some money, then buy a rolling tray from Trey. Or weed. I'll trade. I'll trade some weed if you're out of money.

Or something else. Like, if you've had something decent to trade, don't come mad at me with some whack shit. That's happened before. I hate turning people down in the parking lot, but sometimes it has to be done. You know? And if you have some earbuds, please give them to Justin, because he...

Yeah, I'm not taking earbuds. He's looking for a pair. Can you gross out by getting him wearing somebody else's earbuds. He's looking for a pair. Are you grossed out that you didn't get to wear somebody else's earbuds? Oh, those were new. I haven't used those. I was just asking you the question. I'm not accusing you of putting a bunch of earcon on these things and giving them away. Do you have some privacy about what goes in his ears? I didn't know I get so conservative?

Alright, I got a question for everybody that I'm going to ask you one at a time. We'll start with you, Trey. Do you know what the question is? Man, I mean, I'm pretty sure, but I'm not really great at this podcast, so there's no telling. I mean, I'm pretty sure, but I'm not really great at this podcast, so there's no telling. I mean, I'm like 90% sure what it's going to be.

Okay, what do you think it is? I think it is going to, you're going to ask me about what the most recent movie that I saw was? Mm-hmm. Did I win yet? All right. No, you answered my question. Justin. I'm gonna ask.

What was the last movie you saw, Trey? I saw two this week. I saw... Oh, now here's the tricky part. Remember? No. Shazam, which I thought was really... Yeah, that was a shit ton of fun, huh?

Entertaining from top to bottom. And then went and saw Pet Sematary. Yeah. Which was, well, I was kind of, because the first one, we were talking about this earlier, made like a real impression on me. It's one of those that I've only seen like two or three times, because fuck, I don't need to watch it any more than that. But then so I was like, we'll give the new one a try.

Was anybody else creeped out by the fact that Gage looked exactly like Gage from the first one? All right, word. That's just me. So yeah, but that was good too. Well, it's a good trade. You never have to pick toddlers out of a lineup because they're both very young little boys, but I don't think they look that much alike.

This is starting to sound creepy. Can we talk about it? One of the original Pets Cemetery went on to say penis and vagina to Arnold Schwarzenegger in Kindergarten Pop. Yeah. He had a hot little career for a while.

Yikes. Yeah, also, I should talk to Trey about what other things I've discussed in Toddlers. He shouldn't really talk about how hot anything they're doing is. Cole, can I get another Tito's and soda, please? You need another one already?

Yeah. I better catch up. All right, where are we at? Justin, last movie you saw? I saw, most recently, the film Us. Yeah! You saw it too? Yeah.

Alright. It was okay. Good point. Did you see it with someone else or did you go alone? No, I, look. Did you see it with someone else or did you go alone? No, I, look. Did you see it with that haircut? I saw it in Atlanta. And I was not alone.

I was safe among friends. And, uh, I think that happened to me. Okay, good. Yeah. I know. I think that happened to me. Okay, good. Yeah. I love the movie.

I feel like everything is supposed to be meaningful and on purpose. There's a lot going on in it. Yeah. And then when everything kind of falls together at the end, not quite all the dots connect. That's part of the fun. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. That was a very fun movie. I really enjoyed it.

Two thumbs up. It's a puzzle, and you don't... The first time you do it, you don't necessarily get all the pieces in place. So then you need to see it again. And then again and again and again. And then you realize, there's just some pieces missing from this box, right? It's not this thing.

And you finally realize, yeah, you gotta call the manufacturer. But no, I enjoyed it. I'm excited to see what other movies George Will's doing. Yeah, me too. If he asked me, I'd say that to his face. He needs your support. I'm weighing in right now.

Let it be known. Put it on the record. I can't wait for you to get to New York, man. We're going to have so much fun. It's going to be a good time. This is great. When are Are we gonna start the podcast? Joe, what was the last movie you saw? The last movie I saw, uh, I was Captain Marvel.

Okay. Yeah. Like, a month ago? I don't know. That one goes out to the ladies. Yeah. She's saying it's the real Captain Marvel. Yeah, if Black Panther was for black people and Captain Marvel was for women, then definitely Shazam is for dorks. No, he's just a kid

in an adult body, so he's not a dork necessarily. I think he's a stand-up comic. It's like, you know, I never wanted him to be big, and I never wanted him to also fight crime. I thought he had enough of us playing with having to be an adult son. with having to be an adult son. Like... Um, but yeah, I gotta see Shazam. I gotta check that out. That's what I want to see next, for sure.

That's it? That's it. We did it, you guys. We did it. Thank you, guys. We did it. Yeah. That was a tight segment.

Got through that fast. What was the movie you saw most recently? Last night I tried to watch The Dirt on Netflix, the Motley Crue movie, and I fell asleep before. I fell asleep between hitting yes, let's watch it, and any of it. I didn't even say, I didn't even see like a company logo.

I was fucking out immediately. It's almost like just the idea of seeing it. I was like, I'm having some good dreams right now. About how I think rock and roll bands should be. But yeah, I do want to watch that, though. So that's the last movie I almost saw. I saw... What?

Oh yeah, that's a great review. I'll check it out when I can't sleep later. I watched like an hour or so of The Apostle on the plane here on Netflix. And it's the guy who directed Raid and Raid 2. And he was even a guest on Douglas' movies one time. And so far I don't get it.

I'm like an hour in, so I'm going to watch the rest of it. But I don't know what's happening. Did you like the Raid movies? I did. This is not the Raid movies. This is like, it's got violence in it, but it's like sporadic. It's not like constant. I guess what's great about the first Raid is it's just nonstop action.

And then there's a little less action in Raid 2. And now there's a lot less action in The Apostle. It's still upsetting, though. That counts for anything. Michael Sheen's the bad guy in it. He's great, of course. He's really into it.

Are there little boys in it? Alright, like I said, that was a great segment. We were talking while they were adults about adult subjects. I'm trying to put the drive kids into it. about adults, about adult subjects. I'm gonna drag the, I'm gonna drag the kids into it.

Hey Trace, is this your first time in this comedy club? Let's do a fun little game. Okay. Name those three comics on those, those three circles over there, on that wall there, aren't they all nicely lit? Ellen DeGeneres. Wait, which one? That's the one with the power tool? No, no, the one on the left. The one on the left.

Yeah, yeah. Elaine Boosler in the middle. Oh, is that not right? I think the power tool looks like Chuck Norris, kind of. Wait, now you're saying that the guy with the mustache is hella degenerate? Right. That's Jeff Boxworthy. Are you dumber than a fifth grader? Oh, jeez. That's the show.

I mean, you guys remember if a train never got to see you on this wall over here, they used to have a painting of a drunk guy falling out of a car laughing. What? Couldn't they get sued for that if that actually happened? Well, I don't know why they took it down. Just probably good taste was the main reason. That's actually the flag for Tennessee.

I'm gonna get that on the other one. Alright, this is the part of the show where I tell Bert Kreischer to turn it off Let the games begin! Does anybody have a box of donuts? Why are you such a thirsty Alright, we've got lots of options you guys, please

please give them a good look-see. Don't make any rash decisions. There's a guy by the bar who wants you very much. I think he's yelling my name. We're going with that guy, yeah. You're going with him just because he yelled your name a bunch of times? I thought validation. That's quite a system. Make sure that you see everybody over here, Trey. There's lots of people on this side, Trey. Lots of stuff.

Lots of options. Lots of people right there underneath, all of you generous. What's wrong? Are these guys like Sour Patch? Some are Sour Patch. What about wrong? Do these guys like Sour Patch? So much Sour Patch What about you? Don't you guys like chocolate?

What are you, dogs? Come on, guys Come on, Justin Throw yourself into it Yeah, serve the crowd Get what you like. Joe just went to the bathroom, got himself a drink, comes stumbling back and says, You still doing this? It is quite arduous.

I usually go to commercial play during this time of year. The nice folks at Shutter put their hat in when we do. Trey's not good at hockey, you guys. He's not fucking around. Or maybe he is. But it's very nice to go out to the hockey game. Everyone on the floor can tell you they don't deserve it. Everyone on the floor can tell you they don't deserve it. These guys here on the floor got here early.

Poor Stripe didn't get picked. I can't believe it. He looks so sad. Alright, we're back. Even though we never went to commercial, we're back. There you go. Have a seat. What do you got, Joe? I got, uh...

I'm playing for Indiana Stone in the Rays of the Lost Mark. I picked that sign out because he once bought a t-shirt from me. of the Lost Mark. I picked that sign out because he wants to buy a t-shirt from me. Why not? I'll get you signed up next time. Buy a t-shirt. It's a pretty good artwork. I like it. It's a good artwork. Nice job, dude.

What do you got there, Justin? I got Smokey and the Bendit. Clearly his name is Bendy, and I'm going to help him out. That's my Smokey and the Bender, am I right? Come on. Okay, I was going to do it right. Okay, sorry. R.I.P. Speaking of Smokey, what have you been trying to wear? Dude, okay, I picked this dude

because he was in the balcony like all the way in the back. It's Drew Valentine. And yeah, the closer I got, I was like, oh, that's extra creepy and awesome because you're riding Ryan Gosling's, on Ryan Gosling's shoulders with your hands covering his eyes

and the way they photoshopped you with the hair. You got the flowing hair. Yeah. Yeah, that is so nice. It looks splendid and creepy. So, right on, True. I mean, yeah, and I'm not going to win. So, give him a little bit of acknowledgement about me right now, you know.

I've never won a show ever, so you have a good chance. Thanks. Thanks, Joe. You're welcome. Yeah, I don't think anyone was worried about you being Joe. Sorry, Mark. Joe's main tag pick, that's the main thing. Yeah, yeah.

And he wrote positive energy on the back, which is really nice. Trace doesn't have a shit head on the back, I don't think. Does yours have one, does it? No. Because we're not doing them anymore, but if people write them on there, I'll still say them, because some people miss it. Writing a shithead is a shithead. Yeah. What the fuck is that?

Cheeseballs. Cheeseballs. Yeah, where does that come from? Dude, they took all the Slim Jims I gave them and combined them and they left cheeseballs. You just tried it out. What, where does that come from? Dude, all the Slim Jims I ate only combined and I got cheese balls. You just tried it out. What, we had a fucking carnival? Some weird black magic that just happened. Yeah, so suddenly on stage, I don't care for it, is a giant thing of cheese balls.

And you know what happens when I see a giant thing of cheese balls? I don't know, but I've heard of it. It opens in some mouths! Who wants a cheese ball? This is going to be great. I'm super excited. I'm super excited. This is gonna be great. Wait, let them edit it face down, that's good. Alright, who wants cheese balls?

No, no. Oh, by the way, I'm gonna miss every time. Cheese ball? Oh, by the way, I'm going to miss every time. Cheeseball? I'm not kidding. I'm going to miss every fucking time. I'm going to miss it. I just had flashbacks to growing up Catholic. Hey, it's your turn.

What are you putting that on the ground for? There you go. There you go. Don't get with you. Oh, right here. You can put it right in there. Oh, give it to the gremlin. There you go. We were fucking in there! Oh, give it to the gremlin. Alright, I'm gonna...

Apologies to whoever's performing here tonight for us making the venue so orange. Yeah, sorry. Oh, Trey! Trey, you mad boy! Don't just throw them everywhere. I'm shrewd to have the people right here. I got it right. We right? At least.

Cheese balls are actually the official state flower of Tennessee. Yeah, that's right. I read Wikipedia before this show. Alright, let's play some games. No more. No more. Good for the MDS. Aww. This is a serious problem. No more goofing around you guys. Aww.

This is a serious problem. Right. Yeah, could you turn around so my own eyes aren't staring at me the whole time? That's totally okay, it's just a... Yeah, I don't mind that one. A floor cropped with your head on it, that's okay. I can look at that. So can I.

Just not now. You can't swap with your head on it, that's okay. I can look at that. So can I. Alright, um... This first game we're gonna play today is something that I call Live, Die, Repeat. It's so simple even a stupid can do it. You never know, some people are great at it. I'm not. Some people are trey. I'm gonna say the name of a movie. A real movie.

Sergeant Stubby was a real movie. I'm going to say the title of a real movie and then the first person who repeats it back completely incorrectly is the winner. Right. Yeah. That's good.

Real. Are you trying to trick me? Is the winner. Right. Yeah. Titanium. Real! Are you trying to trick me? Like I... I'm just going to say, yeah, that sounds like what I was about to say. Can you say anything that's legible? Titanic? Oh, Titanic.

Nope. All right. All right. Just wanted... It's fun to throw in a pre-guest, so it would have been amazing. Hold on. I can't text it. I'm super slim.

So you should get a movie with more than one word in the title. I love how now these guys have like a whole bunch of candy to eat. And they're trying to do that thing where they pull it off the sign as quietly as possible with that. It's gonna get my attention every time. Dude, that's so funny. We get so many on the side. Yeah, yeah. You guys should wait until after Easter. It's cheaper.

Hey, Joe? This show isn't going to be after Easter. It's right now. I actually have no idea when Easter is. Alright, the the title. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I got it. Alexander. Alexander. Alexander 2. There was a movie called that first one there, but that's not what I'm going for. There's more words. Just checking.

Alexander the sequel. Alexander and the terrible terrible Alexander and the terrible giant peach. Right? That was a little close. Alexander and the terrible horrible

see the words I'm saying they will be in it. Yeah, yeah. Patience. Have patience. Alexander and the terrible. Horrible. Horrible.

No good. Alexander and the terrible. Horrible. No good. Bad. day, piece of shit. Alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad. Alexander and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad... Apple Dunklin' Gang. I don't know.

The what? Apple Dunklin' Gang. Rise again. Alexander and... Just say it. Alexander. Just say it. And the terrible... Alexander is a terrible, terrible...

No good. Shh. Very bad day. What? What is that? Who the hell was in that movie? Steve Carell and Jennifer Garner. What? That's actually a real movie?

Yeah. I thought I had said that the first time. It's based on literature. I had an that the first time. It's based on literature. I haven't answered yours. I mean, I think there's some, you know, young adult book or something it's based on. It's a children's book? Yeah, they're young adults, right?

You know, you're allowed to know that most days aren't good. From an early age. Yeah. There was probably some parents with children losing their minds during that one. Because they knew it. Alright, so you did it, Justin. You prevailed. Oh yeah, yay. That means you get to go first in our next game. What a prize.

And I'm introducing a game here today. Maybe I'm good at this one. Nope, it's very similar to a game you're bad at. This game is called Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Mr. Smith is getting it. I think that guy's business card says, I'll laugh at anything. And this hands it to people, and they go, really? And they laugh in their face.

Alright, so. Here's how this game works. I'll tell you the title of the movie. We'll go to you individually. So Justin gets to go first. And then we'll go to Trey and then to Joe. And I'll ask you the name of the movie. And you tell me

if it has Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, or neither. First person gets it wrong, we move on to the next person. If that person gets it wrong, we indeed move on to the third person. Yeah. With no choice, if they remember the options. Hell yeah, bring it on.

Yeah, let's get cheeky with it. I'm a millennial. I know what this goes for. Okay, this one's for Justin. Only Justin gets to answer. Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith, or neither? The Inkwell. That's a neither.

That's incorrect. That was my second guess. Trey, is it Mr. or Mrs. Smith? Or neither. Yes, thank you for reminding me to remind Trey that neither is indeed an option. You guys, look, man, I'm trying really hard

up here. Do me truth. No, you guys are dicks, man. Mr. No. That was my third guess. Joe, here's your chance to get on the board.

What's your answer? I really want to say his son's name just for a laugh, but I want to win, so... I'm going to... Wait, what did you say? Right? You said Willow. I don't know what that movie got to do with it. Shit, I don't know who got Jada.

That's correct. Wow! Well, that's a real nail-biter. Alright, back to you, Justin. Justin. Mr. Smith, Mrs. Smith, or neither, but motion picture called Return to Paradise.

That is correct. Thank you. Trey, I think that's enough. That is correct. All right, Trey. Yeah. Mr. and Mrs. Neither, where the day takes you... That's the name of the movie Is it It'll be horrible

No very good today Will Smith That is great! Tough fellas. How's it feel? I mean, pretty good. Oh yeah? Yeah, man.

Like a total shot in the dark. This is so exciting. Go to you first here, Joe. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Sure. Welcome to Hollywood. I was really hoping for Wild Wild West.

I'm going to go with neither. Neither. No. Oh, this is setting up to be awesome. Trey? Huh? What? Overhoading me now?

Oh, is it Justin's turn? Oh, I don't know. It's Justin's turn. What's the film? Wild Wild West. Welcome to Hollywood. Can you use it in a sentence? Hey, asshole.

Welcome to Hollywood. Will Smith. So yes, I can say it is a sex movie. Alright, that's a Will Smith movie for sure. It is? Yes, that is correct. Yes. Alright. He ain't got that wrong.

It was Jada, right? Because he said neither? Alright. You're so fucking with it, man. Yeah, I know. See? I was on top of that one. I was ready. Okay. Are you ready for this, Trey? Ish.

Mr. and Mrs. are neither boys in the hood oh Jada no you dirty bitch not Jada, Doug Joe neither that is correct Dirty bitch. I'd J that, Doug. Joe? Neither.

That is correct. Alright. This is exciting. How much better would that movie have been if Will Smith wasn't in it, though? I'm sorry about this one. I think Kimbo Gooding Jr. held it down pretty good. But yeah, Jada was in Menace to Society, so I thought, you know, it's a fun twist. Yeah, that's super fun.

Why the one of them in Don't Be a Man to Society while drinking juice in the hood? Is that it? Even juice. Well, that's true. There's a South Central there somewhere. No, they're not in that. Justin, it's your turn. Yo, what up? Winter's Tale. JPS, all the way.

No. All right, neither. See how he's acting? It's not how this works. Who's up next? Trey. Am I? I'm up next? Trey. Am I? I'm up next?

Sure. Neither. Incorrect! Joe! Joe! Will I get this one? I think I will! Well, that's right!

You win! That's a tie win You're right Wow that was a test This is really exciting I'll just keep saying that How many do I have? Um Doesn't matter

You need to dwell on winning or losing But Joe is in the lead with three Followed by Justin with two And Trey with one Okay Yeah We're just letting Joe win Back to Justin

You ready, Justin? Sure Okay Alright, I'm going to take that as your final answer. Incorrect. That's not so funny now, is it? You know, it's not. I'm good as well in the past, so who got it correct?

It wasn't funny the first time. All right, Trey? Yeah? Collateral is what I was trying to say. All right, Trey? Yeah? Collateral is what I was trying to say. Collateral. Oh, man. Don't judge me, you guys. Hang on.

Collateral was the one. That was Will. Come on, dude. Incorrect. Joe. So far, we've got two Will guesses. Oh, damn it. That was so hard.

I'm so not good at this game. Even when I try, I'm so not good at this game. Alright, Mrs. Alright. Mrs. Smith. That is correct. Jada. Joe, you just ran away with this thing. Joe is the winner of this game, you guys.

He's out again. You're welcome, Mark. Oh, man. There were two movies together. Ali and she has an uncredited cameo in Men in Black 3. She won Aliens? She might be one of the famous aliens. You know how they always show lots of anal facts.

You don't know who the fuck's the man. You should be in number four. Who me? Yeah, you. Who thinks Doug should be in Men in Black 4 if there is one? There is. It's not called 4, it's called International, I think. Oh, I actually know there's going to be a new movie.

It's called Men International Black. That sounds like a store in a really bad mall. I actually know this is going to be a new movie. It's called Ben International Black. And... It's not like a store in a really bad mall. Yeah. Or a good mall. Those don't exist anymore. Good malls have bad stores, people. Alright.

I'm just winded from all the excitement of that last game. And I'm just winded from all the excitement of that last game. And I'm very excited for a new Wrinkle that I'd like to introduce. Yeah, you guys. Who doesn't love a good Wrinkle? Young people, that's true. Who's looking forward to Wrinkles? Oh, he's getting another egg.

That's a good idea. It was called. It's your brain food going there, Trey. Yeah. Because we're going to play one of your favorites, Trey. Yeah. It's what they call Last Man Stanton. Will Smith.

Do we get a lifeline? Dude, you're going to be blown away by all the things that are about to happen. Yes, you can each go to your lifeline one time. Okay, that's better. Yeah. How's that? Is there something I can portray to clean up a little bit? I got it.

Oh, you're good? Tongue and corduroys. Problem solved. Wow. Are there any little... I can't think of any problems those two things missed on. A tea dozen soda?

Oh, you wouldn't like a drink? I'm gonna go too. Are you guys already done? I'd love to drinking enough this show. Yeah, more drinks for my friends. Cold, thanks, man. But in the meantime, let's play this game. After your lifeline says, sorry, I cannot help you,

because that happens sometimes, you can make one phone call. Oh shit, you're out. You're not allowed to get your phone. You're not allowed to get your phone. They're all in bags. They're all locked up. Let's just wait for Joe to get his phone, everybody.

I'll do a song in the meantime. Oh, he's just wait for Joe to get his phone, everybody. I'll do a song in the meantime. Oh, he's back. All right. Oh, man, I hope he answers his phone. All right. Oh, you got somebody smart you're gonna call? Yeah, dude. Well, if they're smart, then I'm gonna pick up a new call.

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Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, do you have candy? First thing I'm gonna do is, what are you gonna do? If I got a phone call from you, the first thing I'm gonna do is

look and see if I have bail money laying around. That's so fair. Ah, stinks, you know? Some of these stink, Doug. The truth. The first time we did this on the show, Jim Norton tried to call Ozzy Osbourne for the answer.

Yeah, man, that's going too high, dude. You know, Ozzy. I would have loved it if he got on the phone, too, because he would not have known the answer. It would have been very entertaining. But, yeah, so just think about that. You have somebody that you can call. But that's if your lifeline can't help you. It's an extreme situation.

Right. But here's where the lifeline can't help you. It's an extreme situation. Right. But here's where the game is going to get interesting tonight. And yeah, put your phone away during the part where you're answering questions, because it looks like you're cheating. Each of you gets to pick one actor

or actress. And all three of you gets to pick one actor or actress, and all three of you and myself will guess name movies that all three of those people are in until we run out. But still, I expect to happen pretty quickly. Oh, hot damn. I've done this in the past Sometimes for players that are You know, I've seen weaker than the others You've done this with me on the show

Yeah, yeah You probably chose somebody who The other people did a lot more of their movies than you did So choose wisely Well I would choose the late, great John Cazale Because he was only in five movies. Or wait, how about James Dean?

The first one. Do you think we have a name we'd like to do? I would like to pick the still currently great Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Oh, boy. That's going to be a lot of, just a lot of movies he's been in. And I've been in every single one. That's a big one. Holy shit.

All right, Justin, do you have one yet? Oh, uh. Do you want me to go to Trey? Yeah, go to Trey. Trey? Um, let's go with Bill Murray. Oh, man. I'll tell you right now, no crossover there.

I could make out so far, but maybe. Joe? I have not yet. State of the Rock again. Justin? Let's do the rock again. Justin? Let's do the Sandman. Adam Sandler. Okay.

Wow. We got a lot of these in the back pocket for some reason. I hear his Netflix specials are very funny. It's awesome. It's been confirmed. Yeah, yeah. I liked it. It was Nanette for a minute.

Wow, really? No, don't listen to it. Yeah, don't listen to it at all, you guys. I thought it was a bunch of clever one-liners with some short songs in there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's not what, so it wasn't what you said at all. Okay.

Come on, guys. This game's going to take forever because you all name people that are in a million things and I'm sitting over here going, I think somebody's only been in three movies. So here we go. Justin starts us off, then we go to Joe, then me, then Trey.

And around and around. We're going to go fast. In case somebody needs to make a phone call so I can take a second. All right, rampage. It's going to go to voicemail, no matter a phone call, I could take a second. Alright, Rampage. It's going to go to voicemail, no matter who you call, by the way. Okay, Rampage.

Oh, The Tooth Fairy. Skyscraper. Cash Shack. The Scorpion King. If you're just tuning in, no, we're not being silly. These are the films of The Rock, Bill Murray, and

Ab Sandler. The Sandman. Southland Tales. Wait, what did Justin say? The Scorpion King. Okay, then Southland Tales. Okay, I'll go Happy Madison.

What did you do wrong? What? That's the name of the production company. Oh, I slipped it to you. It's funny for the best, but I don't know. I don't know. What, Drake? 50 First Dates. Okay.

I would say one of those other ones I just fucked up. No, I know. I'm aware. Look, there's a method to something. Lost in translation. Okay. Happy Gilmore. And Billy Madison. I wish they were one person.

Big Daddy. G.I. Joe. He goes bust. Oh, wait a second. Hang on, hang on. I'm going to give you a lot of full time with G.I. Joe. Okay, G.I. Joe retaliation. Yay! He goes busters.

What? He goes busters. That's right. Okay. They're Ghostbusters. Okay. We're all ten of us. All right. Ghostbusters TV. Too easy. Rushmore.

You want to lose the hard way? Yes. Okay. Jack and Jill. Scrooge. Yeah. Jay. Jay.

Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Together they're in a thousand movies. I know. I'm a water boy.

I don't remember who all we were doing. Yes, you're a water boy. Okay. Skyscraper? I said it. Yeah. He forgot that one. Oh, in that case, what I meant to say was, you don't mess with the Zohan.

The Zohan. Yes. Johan? Shit. Lost in translation. Send already. Oh, shit. Rushmore.

Send already. Furious 7. Something makes Joe laugh harder than failure. It's why I do this. What did you say? Furious 7. Who's in that? The Rock? Trey. Fast Five?

Okay. Are you offering me something to do with that? Justin. Spanglish. I'm gonna sit on that one for a while. Fast and the Furious 6. Is that what it was called? Yeah, I created that one.

Okay. Trey? Yeah. You still here, buddy? I am, man. You're doing great. Thanks, man. Really hanging in there. Yeah. See, the Adam Sandler's 8x10,

this whole 8x10 is on the wall right over there. He's watching over us, helping out. From one of the movies that he was in? No. That was pre-Happy Madison. We've got a serious case of... Because that's what his company's called, Happy Madison, right?

Yeah, yeah. G nailed that. Yeah. We'll do a game like that sometime with the companies that people have. Oh, The Uncomfortable Seven. I love this one of the ice. What? Personally insulted by that. The Unwatchable sin.

I think your numbers and your words might be off. You might want to seek out an answer elsewhere. Do you want to go to your lifeline journey? Oh, wait. Blended. Okay. Yeah. Suck on that.

Justin? Okay. Yes! Suck on that! Justin, fantastic Mr. Fox. Mm-hmm. What? That's a... I haven't made a request to answer the question, but you know, raise the voice of the... Speaking of which, Joe? Grandpa Gale. Oh.

That wasn't what I was expecting today. Right. Uh... Oh, shit. The Life Aquatic. Yeah. again. That wasn't what I was expecting, Trey. Trey, uh, oh, shit. The Life Aquatic. Well, Steve Sisu. Steve Sisu.

Pronounce it like it's spelled S-E-A-C-I-U. That's why I have a life in the ocean. Sisu. Justin? Mr. Deeds. Mm-hmm.

Punch Drunk Love. Uh-huh. Yeah. Alex. Wait, what's happening? I'm going to my lifeline. Sorry, I probably should have said that first. Is your lifeline's name Alex?

Yeah. Okay. Alexander. I thought you were going to say Alexander, yeah. What's Alexander like? Oh, an al? Yeah. Okay. Alexander? I thought you were going to say Alexander, yeah. What's that like, Chad? Oh, an alchemy. Drew.

Alex-and-drew? Oh, it's Drew. It's rolled up. I didn't... Sorry, Drew. Where did... Did to fuck him up Yeah Yeah He's not gonna give you The right answer

Right That'd be great I would love to see a lifeline Fuck with a guest Just yell out something Confidently Okay what are you saying Sorry

Hi Oh yeah No shit huh Strength Unbelievable Strength. Huh? Oh yeah, no shit, huh? Strength! Strength! Unbelievable. See, you know how it sounds when a jerk talks in the shower? See, I don't try to think.

Whatever. But, I guess there was a loofah, remember? But anyway. And jerk off to the scene where he drops the pizza on the road. All right, so I get the beginning? Yeah. So, look, I can't wait. I didn't put the movie on to not masturbate.

I like to write it out, see where it's going. Justin? Vidarga? Yeah. That's a good one. I mean, I'm a star in a good movie. Oh, it's terrible. Good answer.

Kyshak 2? Yeah. Wait, 2? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. Wait, what? Yeah. No, I don't think he was in that, actually. Was he in it?

I don't think so. I don't think he was. No, he shows up at all. IMDb out there? It was a go for that. First of all, Joe, don't ever ask them to look at their phones. Especially when they're all locked up. Nobody has access to their phones.

It's wonderful club. I was hoping whoever IMDB was actually here so I could talk about Gator Networks. Well, IMDB, you're not paying attention to what's happening. Holy shit! Yeah, do you want to go to your lifeline? My only IMDB tribe, by the way,

is your weed smoking shows. It makes sense. Yeah, do you want to go to your lifeline? My only item you can drive by is your weed smoking chips. It makes sense. Yeah, Mark. Mark. Do you have a movie? Click. Click. Thank you.

I thought that was Spanish. Thank you. Click. All right, you're still in it. Back to Trey. Yeah. There's no click, too, unfortunately. Yeah, boy. I know we were all waiting for that. What could have been, huh? Click to? Just the merchandising alone. I'm so killing

time right now because there's nothing else going on in my brain. Do I need to call somebody or is this where I got out? No, if your lifeline had failed. Do I get to call somebody, or is this where I gotta... No, if your lifeline had failed you, you had to call somebody. But they should fail you. You're failing yourself. At this point. Thanks a lot, Chad. So we have The Rock. Yeah.

He's been in a lot of movies. Yeah, I've seen him. We've had tons of movies. The Rock was in, um... Right? Just say it. Was he in Get Shorty? No.

It was not in Get Shorty. Don't tell him otherwise. No clues. But was that a clue? Oh my god. Right? Yeah. You know it! Aw, can we come back to me?

Can we do that kind of thing? Tip of the tongue. Sorry, Trey. You did a great job today, though. No, thanks. You really did. Thanks, guys. You really hung in there today, dude. I did. I did. That was good for you. I'm proud. I'm fine. I'm leaving held high. High? You're leaving high. You're leaving high.

You can say he was walking tall. Ahhhh. You guys said he was walking tall? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hey, their walk's getting in. That wouldn't have been a great title. I don't think it would have sold more tickets necessarily than what they went with. Do you want to change your answer to something else? That was so close. I was so happy for you.

I just wanted to like greet you. Like we were out in the middle of a forest. I know exactly what I would have said to you. Jumanji in the jungle? Why would I greet you with in the jungle? You're just arriving. Why would I say that? Why would I confuse you like that? Probably, what would I say if you just arrived?

Jumanji? Why are you here? Like, let's say... Let's say... Jumanji, welcome to the jungle. Like, let's say, um... Let's say... Jumanji, welcome to the jungle! Because we got fun and games! Now we need suits.

Double my suit. Do you know Maxwell Rills? What? Like, both of them? No, do you know Maxwell Rills? What? Like, of him? No, do you know him? No. God dang it. I don't know why I said it like I said about it.

No! We used to go to lunch all the time, but then he started showing up late. And he just had an empty chicken market that was on somebody's head. Hey, sometimes it sucks driving in November rain. You're right, you're right. Man, get on ya, Nashville. Don't let him get away with that garbage. This is for you, guy.

This is for you, guys. Strict but fair. All right. Back to you, Justin. Did I say pixels already? Nuh-uh. I don't think so. Then I'm going to say pixels right now.

Okay. Do you have any more? Oh, wait. Joe gets to go one more. So then you have to keep going. Remember that one? The rock? Yeah.

Adam Sandler. Oh, the rock was your idea? You said the rock. That was your idea? The rock is my idea. And you're out of rock movies? Uhhhh... See, the majority of the rock movies I've seen are actually just WrestleMania documentaries. I don't think those count.

Uhhhh... I'm picturing... Describe it to me. I'm picturing a Bill Murray movie where he robs a bank, but I can't think of the name. Oh yeah, he's in a clown suit. I guess my favorite play moment, and I don't know the name of it... It's because it's got a name, and you go, Okay, I guess that could be the name of a movie about a client in a clown suit that robs a bank,

but it sure doesn't sound like it. I guess it... Oh, it kind of does. Dog Day Afternoon. That's what you think that movie's called? Or do you think, are you saying Bill Murray has a groundhog in the mornings, and then a dog in the afternoon? Incorrect! Justin is our winner!

No, I'm kidding. Incorrect. Justin is our winner. Well, not a winner. Rolox. Rolox 2. I was going to say Jones. What about Bob?

I was going to get you. He's trying to show off. No, that's great. Stop it. Garfield. Garfield is still too good at it! Garfield! Garfield Tales 2! We have it! Garfield will stop it!

There's a million titles! Of course we missed a ton of them! Tracy's over there going, Man... I know. I just got a flood of them all at once. Can I give you some advice, though, Trey? Yeah. Be cool.

Uh... Just don't vote, bitch. You're the type for all this shit. Damn it. That's my favorite Locke movie. Funny people get dead. Yeah, we get it. There's a lot of movies.

Man. He was just talking about us, actually. That one made me feel dumber than normal, you know? Well, I thought of that one, but I just wanted to say it's the stand-up, and that's not it. So I was like, man, I can't do that stuff. Wow. All right. That was good.

Good job, Justin. Smokey the Bandit, come get your prizes. Congratulations. Sorry, Mark. There you go. Oh, wait, I forgot to give you a... The tray. The tray, tray.

Yeah, you do. Oh, shit. I'm knocking over sodas. Getting crazy up here. Oh, man. All right, give me your plugs, Trey. What do you got coming up? Oh, man. It'll be on Spotify and iTunes and all that stuff. If you want to pre-order it with the rolling tray, you can do it at creeprecords.com

and all that's on my website too. You can find me on all that. And Nashville, I am, me and Jeff Tater are going to come for you guys. How much of that excitement is for Jeff? It's all for Jeff. Oh, totally. I'll take it. Yeah, man. Oh, my God. You know he's not here. I know.

And he doesn't even have a Tennessee tent. He's chanting for me. Thank you, man. I'll hug you after the show. Oh, now it just feels pathetic. No, no. It's fine. Look, I'll hug all of you there to the show.

That was just good. I appreciate it. Thank you, guys. Is it true, Trey, that if you put your rolling tray down the front of your shirt and the Joker shoots you, the bullet will just lodge in the tray and you will live? Yeah, totally. Because there's a new Joker coming out and he might shoot one of us.

Yeah, really hold your box in it. It'll really help your game up here. So next time around you have one more rock movie to say. What do you guys love, Justin Thompson? Okay, I'm moving in two weeks. I've got a couple shows coming up. I'll be in Nashville Friday. Okay, I've been moving in fucking two weeks. I've got a couple

shows coming up. I'll be in Nashville Friday. No, I'm in Nashville today. I will. Oh, shit. I'm going to be here right now. I'll be in Nashville, North Carolina the 19th. Actually, the day before, I'll be in Atlanta doing my music video show, Drop a Video.

I'll bring comics on it. They pick a video and we make fun of it. It's very cool. And I have a going away show the last Friday of April in Atlanta. Both of those are Relapse Theater. You can follow me on Venmo. I'm on there. Justin T-H-O. And I'm on Instagram at Justin F. Thompson.

Thank you. Yay. Joe Pettis. This Monday is the eight-year anniversary of my show at the Sweetwater Brewing Company. It was the first ever brewery comedy show. Now every brewery does a comedy show.

And then next weekend, I'm actually performing at the Sweetwater 420 Fest. It's the Avery brothers, Jason Isbell, Wisebeth Payne, and me! So, and I'm performing at 420 p.m. every day at the 420 Festival in September Parkland. Bring me weed. I think we can all say bring me weed at the end of our plugs. I'm going to be in Rosemont, Illinois for May 4th and 5th as I have been every year for the last

few years. I'm going to pop into Chicago proper to do a show while I'm there. And Lexington, Kentucky is going to get its first ever Douglas Chicago proper to do a show while I'm there. And Lexington, Kentucky is going to get its first ever Douglas movies on May 7th. Yeah! I'd like to say

thank you to the Wild West Comedy Festival. I'd like to say thank you to Zanies in Nashville. Make sure you tip the staff who came in early today for an afternoon show. And I'd like to thank one more time Trey Gallion, Justin Thompson, and Joe Pettis. Thank you.

See you soon. See you outside. Go set up your merch, fellas. Go get your merch ready. Joe just pulled a candy off the guy's thing and then threw it into the crowd. He really is. He's a rock and roll guy, kid. Why am I still out here by myself?

Just to say thank you to you guys one more time. Every time I come to Nashville, you guys show up. It's always so much fun. So many name tags. As always, positive energy. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky.

There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves to be.