Doug Loves Movies - Trey Galyon, Scoot McNairy, Alex Diamond and Raul Sanchez guest

Episode Date: June 4, 2018

Live from Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Doug welcomes Trey Galyon, Scoot McNairy, Alex Diamond and Raul Sanchez to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dark Haze, Candy Rapper, Screamin' Baby, Sidney Seeds With 50 as a top, with kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause God loves movies Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is our love of the day. Coming to you once again from one of my favorite clubs

and one of my favorite cities. It's the Cap City Comedy Club in Austin, Texas. It's Saturday, June 2nd, two oceans, 18. It's 100 degrees outside. So show me some hot name tags. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'm going to faint. Wow.

The jaking of Pelham, one, two, three. A very janky drawing. Show the whole crowd your drawing that you made. Look at this shit. Hang on. It gets better. What girls? Mian girls?

And what's your name? Ian? Ian? Okay, show everybody this garbage. Mee-in girls. But you're up front, it's fluorescent, so you never know what's going to happen. Yours is super complicated. I can't even focus. What's going on with your name tag? Mercedes?

Your name's Mercedes? Dial M for Mercedes? Okay. Drag me to Michelle has some fucking Skittles. Like that's what happens when you get dragged to hell. There's lots of Skittles. I swim in a pool of Skittles. I like this bowling pin that says

there will be Brian. And it's got blood on it. So probably an actual murder weapon. But great job, you guys. We always get the big name tags here in Texas, and I appreciate your involvement. Doug plugs. Next Saturday, Doug Loves Movies returns to the second.

Not the second. This is the first secret group. The second secret group. It's still a secret. In Houston, Texas at 420. Wednesday, June 13th, Doug Loves Movies is back at the Gramercy Theater in

New York City. It's Saturday, June 16th. We're going to be doing Doug Loves Movies at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis. Gas. For more dates and deets and ticket links, go to DougLovesMovies.com That's DougLovesMovies.com

Yeah! Well, that was, except for that extra yay over there. I was about to say, that was perfect, and then the guy goes, yay. I don't know what the town that does it perfectly is going to win, but it's going to be amazing.

Probably a trip with me or something. To the whole audience. I pulled out the best prize from the bag first. As previously discussed, Peacemaker bong. That's Christmassy. Never too early for that. Also in the prize bag, I mean, this is a very special prize bag.

In addition to what my four guests are going to bring out here, you're also going to get some Doug Loves Movies stickers a copy of my album Smug Life and this is freakin precious a few weeks back I believe it was in May around the 6th one of my guests thought it would be fun to include in the prize bag a drawing he made that spoils the end of Infinity War. And I said, I don't even want the one person that wins the bag to have the movie spoiled if they haven't seen it yet. So it's by our friend Adam Burke,

and it's a picture of Thanos, and he's disappearing. He's falling apart. And it says, what the? Oh, yeah, I guess by my own rules, my own plan, there was exactly a 50% chance that I'd be one of the people killed at the end of this movie. So it's a beautiful drawing of that.

And apologies to anyone who's still behind on Infinity War. But even, that's not, you can still probably enjoy it. On Infinity War. But even, that's not, you can still probably enjoy it. All that's in the prize bag, plus what my guests brought. Do you want to meet my guests?

Holy shit, Austin. You know them, you love them. Please give it up for Raul Sanchez, Alex Diamond, Scoot McNary, and Trey Galeon! Oh! Trey Galeon! Oh, they're all here. This is

exciting. One was running late, but they're all here. I talked slowly enough at the beginning to give everybody a chance to arrive. Thank you all for being here. Let's meet them individually, starting with Texas, San Antonio,

now New York City, comedy phenom, Raul Sanchez is here, everybody. Thank you, everybody. First time guest on the show, headlining all weekend here at Cap City Comedy Club. Excited to have you. The last time I was here at Cap City, coincidentally, you were headlining that weekend.

here at cap city coincidentally you were headlining that weekend and i saw you on you had to do morning television where you go in and explain how comedy works to a couple adults sitting on a couch i think you handled it pretty well but isn't that weird when that when you have to do that it was fucking bizarre man yeah you have to sit, like, how does comedy work? And you're like, well, the explanation's not going to be funny. Why don't you set me up for one of my jokes or something? Like, it's weird. But I thought you handled yourself well. And now you're back here, but you live in New York City now? Yeah, I live in Brooklyn now.

Yeah, and how's that going? It's going good. Yeah? I'm not going to lie, bro And how's that going? It's going good. Yeah? I'm not going to lie, bro. I think I'm too high, man. Hey, I appreciate the honesty, but it's impossible to be too high for this show because it doesn't matter what anybody says at any point. Yeah, I've tested that theory thoroughly.

Yeah. Yeah, Trey's been too high for it every fucking time And he manages to be a recurring guest And also a thorn in the side of the other guests But you'll see about that later There's no reason to get into that now But thanks for being here And just keep us posted How you doing?

Yeah, because I don't smoke like you guys You should definitely hydrate You should have some water maybe Do you have a water? I have a drink of water Do you want a cocktail? No, I gotta go up on stage. He's got two shows to do tonight.

He's too high at 435, but has two shows this evening at 730 and whenever the later one is. Probably 10. Maybe 930. Listen. They'll probably tell you they're not gonna leave it entirely in your hands to figure out when to go on stage

just don't leave the building man you'll be fine oh there's a great couch stuff i wore last night no now you're embarrassing yourself i I'm a heavy drinker. And I woke up like at 2, and then I got really high, and then I forgot that I was supposed to be here like 10 minutes ago. And I was like, oh, fuck. You got it together, though, man. You're an American hero. Let's say hello to the gentleman to your left.

It's Alex Diamond, everybody. Hey, hello. I'm sad to say that the reason that Alex and I met each other is, you know, that bridge has been burnt to the ground. But we're still friends, and I'm still happy to have him here. He was, of course, an integral part of the Jason and Deb show. And a game on the show was called Alex's Jason and Deb's IMDb game. After this, Alex, he's come on the show and run us through a few rounds of his own game. And now you're no longer with Jason and Deb. No.

Now that they died in a horrible crash. Yeah. No, they're still, they're still going on without you. I don't know how they do it. Uh, but you've, uh, you've worked, moved on to, uh, is greener pastures the right expression in that there's a lot more money. Yes. Green money pastures. And you're with some's a lot more money money yes green money pastures and you're with some sort of tech startups kind of situation yeah uh like shia labeouf i'm not famous anymore uh and i yeah just like him he had aultaneously, both not famous anymore. Yeah.

And? And, yeah, I moved on to work for a company that would pay me in real money and not Cap City Comedy Club vouchers. Well, they did promise you an occasional appearance on Doug Loves Movies, so I don't know why that wouldn't count as legal tender. Like, I'm not still living off of them right now. But it's great to have you and we won't be playing, we'll

bury that game for today. Oh, that's good. I know, I know. I'm always embarrassed when I lose. Exactly. There's no reason to drag you through it if you created the game. It's like when Leonard Maltin plays the Leonard Maltin game, it just does not go well. And we've got other games lined up, though,

and you are my favorite to win today. I was never any good at that game. That wasn't your game, Scoot? That wasn't my game. I'm glad that game's gone. I just got to start with the headband. Oh, hey. I was passed out in a pool 20 minutes ago.

My wife was like, babe, you gotta go to Doug's show. Who said that? My wife. My wife! I like to say it's her birthday today and she's here. She's the best. Yeah, I said, Scoot,

do you want to be on Douglas movies on Whatever today is June 2nd And he said that's my wife's birthday And I wrote back it's only from 4.30 to 6 And that was That apparently worked You can still take her

You go out for a nice dinner after this Oh yeah on a motorcycle ride. What? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. It was around sunset? Yeah. Riding around in your motorcycles?

Yeah, when the heat comes down. God, it's so hot here. It's so hot! We could do a whole show on how hot it is here. Yeah, people would not come because... That's the state of mind you want Is to just not think about it You don't want a whole show dedicated to it

There's a matinee of Lawrence of Arabia down the street Theater is empty So Scoot I just want to I wrote them down this time because I just want to Give you credit for like People don't

It's Scoot McNary everybody and every time I mention you to somebody they're like who and then I say some of the things you're in and they go I've seen all those things who's in all those things can't possibly be the same person

Fargo, War Machine, Halt and Catch Fire, Godless. What is Legacy of a Whitetail Deer Hunter? What's that? Danny McBride and Josh Brolin.

Yeah, it's a comedy on this guy that takes his son hunting and Danny McBride plays the guy who films. It's kind of like a Bill Dance the Fisherman show

but for hunting. Sold. Are you a super serious character, or do you get to be funny, too? He's the white-tailed deer. Shut up, Alex. I mean, yeah, it's funny. Yeah, no.

You know what I mean? Like, Eastbound and Down and the Vice Principals. There's some characters that come in and they're just hard asses. And the funny part is just how not funny they are. And then there's funny characters. And you could do either easily. I think he's a douchebag. Yeah, right?

So it's funny. Yes, it's funny. Funny douchebag. Yes. Yeah, I love it. So it's funny. Yes, it's funny. Funny douchebag.

Yes. Yeah, I love it. And then what are you? You're in season three of True Detective. Yeah, we're working on that right now. That's pretty cool. Yeah. Way to go, man. Is it like a pair of detectives again?

Is that the basic idea? I'll be honest with you. Please be honest with us. Please be honest with us. Lie to me, though. The story and the scripts are really good. I really don't want to give out any information. Oh, I love it. No info, you guys. He's not going to tell you that the

detective team is Jeff Goldblum and Kurt Russell. Oh, man, you ruined it. How amazing would that be now that I just cast it? There's more seasons. Yeah, there is. Hopefully. You know, that second one, I guess, tried to drag the whole thing down.

But there were aspects that I enjoyed very much that season. I like Rachel McAdams a lot. But anyway. Anyway, T McAdams a lot. But anyway. Anyway, Trey Gallion is here. Hey, guys. Hey, guys. Austin comedy phenom moved to New York City. Wait a minute.

Phenomenizing over there as well. Performing this week also At Cap City Yeah you know Raul knows the way to go He knows the route I can't say that I laid that path But

Yeah but you're in Brooklyn even right Yeah man I was there first motherfucker Oh shit Yeah that's all I was doing was trying to start some conflict But Trey I don doing was trying to start some conflict. But Trey, I don't usually need to encourage him. He's been very mean to some people on the show.

But just people I didn't know. Right. Okay. Well, that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah. Be fucking harsh on strangers. Yeah, man.

I don't trust them. Once you know somebody, you're a sweetie. Yeah. Then we're cool. Yeah, I'm a big teddy bear. So let's pretend you met Scoot and Alex. You want a hug? I'll give you a hug.

He doesn't want your hug. That's fine. Yeah, sounded aggressive. I'm glad I didn't wear a headband today. I go hard on people that I know really well. Oh, yeah? Okay. Oh, shit. Things just got weird at the end of the line here.

We'll see where it goes. I just want to keep asking Scoot if he needs to get back on tour with Loverboy. Alright, so thanks for being here. And we have a prize bag that I've told everybody what I'm going to contribute to it. But let's start with Scoot. What did you bring this time?

You've been known for stealing things from your friends. Nope. What do you have this time? This is a summer bag. Okay. Oh, a frisbee. Slow down. There's more.

Is that a halt and catch fire frisbee? It is. Without the halt and catch fire on it. Slash rolling tray. For any summer projects that may come along. A brush? There's more. Okay. If anyone wants to get

involved in any summer creative writing. Not one pencil, but two. Two pencils in case one breaks. Break one and still have a thought. And for anybody that wants to light their yard, these are solar lights.

Ooh. They go on your fence, and they're designer, which makes them nicer. And not only that, there's two in that one. You steal all this stuff from a neighbor's garage. And there's another one. So you get a total of four. You can light your whole pathway.

Summer projects. Oh, I love it. Really thoughtful explanation for those random items. I love it. Trey, what do you got? Instead of a barf bag, I have a Bee's bag Because we're in Texas, right? Cleanest bathrooms Oh, for real, dude

Good God Yeah, man, if you gotta take a shit Go to Buc-ee's, dude It'll be comfortable And the solid walls It's not just like a partition It's like They have nice bathrooms in Buc-ee's

They do Yeah Let's all go to Buc-ee's, huh? Go take a shit? You guys want to do that? Where's the closest one? I think it's important to build a wall around Trey's recent Mexican food experience.

No, man, it's been all barbecue this trip, so I'm pretty clogged up. We're good. We're good? Yeah. Well, I mean, you guys are good. I'll be all right in about three or four days.

Hopefully. We'll see how it goes. All right. What'd you bring for the big? Ha, ha, ha. Oh! I got to go on a tour of Grad Labs

on Monday. Oh, nice. Yeah, right. So I was like, hey, I'm going to be on Douglas Movies Grad Labs on Monday. Oh, nice. Yeah, right. So I was like, hey, I'm going to be on Douglas Movies. You got some shit you want me to give away? And they were like, yes, we do. So you get one of their four-chambered grinders with the little clear spot in the middle

so you can see whatever it is that you ground up. Whatever it is. Yeah, man. I mean, I don't know. It could be some mushrooms, too. I ain't going to, you know. You grind them up, and it's more surface area to get absorbed by your... It dissolves faster.

Yeah, there's a science to it. And this is one of their cool little banana rocker steamrollers. Looks like a penis. Yeah. So you get to suck on that dick. And then one of their exclusivelusive 420 party t-shirts Yeah yeah That's a nice bag

I like that bag Because you can wear it like a backpack And it's got a beaver on it Right Alright Alex The gauntlet's really been thrown down on the gift bag. So I pull up my trash bag here.

And then your other trash bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This was an Amazon package that was sent to me that happened to hold all the stuff that I needed. I did realize about a second before I walked out the door that all my contact information is on the outside. So I

stripped that off. Oh, wow. That was a close one. Near miss. You give one of these people your address, they're going to take over your life. It happened to Shia. I got some comics from Free Comic Book Day that just happened.

Oh, yeah, Free Comic Book Day. I got a DVD of Munich that's been sitting in my closet for a long, long time. If you need some laughs, there's nothing better than Munich. Speaking of a DVD full of laughs I have The Way to Happiness A video version of the L. Ron Hubbard track That they try to hand you on the street

It's funny they did a whole DVD of it Because The Way to Happiness is just right over here Over in this shady spot Where people are gathering in a circle Hold on to these cans. It won four awards that were all from a Scientology festival, so it's probably really good. I got a...

I went when the stair car came through town, and I got a vote Bluth sticker. So you got that going for you. What's that? I'm just kidding. Okay. And I've been, the last couple of times I brought like something that I made personally. And I was, you know, I some uh perler beads of your face yeah

yeah and uh i was thinking chris cubis was going to be here because he is here like almost every time that i've been he's not a lot of times here yeah in austin so uh so i went ahead and made uh chris cubis perler and then found out he's not going to be here so at the last minute i uh threw together one for the uh a little coheed and Cambria perler that I made. Because I'm super hyped by that new song out right now. Dark Sentencer. I think for this crowd, the Chris Cubis one would have been better. I know.

I know. That's still nice of you. Since you probably don't care about that as much. There's more? There's still more? Another handmade item by a friend of mine. This was for her Halloween costume. Oh, my God.

It's a backpack that is for Bowser from Mario. Oh, look at that. That's cool. Yeah. What? So you just slip on this spiked turtle shell, and then you can be Bowser. Wow.

And I threw in there a piggy bank that's a promo for my new job, Z5 Inventory. If any hospital CFOs or material management, is that like a big market for you? Holy shit, dude. Do a lot of those listen to the show? Yeah, I hear from them all the time. Z5inventory.com Wow. All right.

Sorry about this, Raul. I didn't know that the person in front of you would bring all their stuff. What did you bring? Uh, dude. What did you bring, Raul? Yesterday, Trey told me everything I was supposed to do. Oh yeah, but you did tell us that story

about getting drunk and then getting high. Yeah. Oh yeah, I was going to say it again. All right, so. I do have these things. These are my mother's. What? No.

You know what? I want you guys to have them. Don't give away your mother's pipes. She's not using them anymore. All Alright, if you don't mind His mother's pipes are in the bag Thank you Raul Thank you everybody There's more than enough stuff

To start a terrible yard sale. It's really a kickstarter for a yard sale. And I got a question to ask all of you. We'll start with Scoot there on the end. I know you're busy shooting. You're just in town here for a day or two. What are you celebrating? Man, I live a day or two for what are you celebrating? Man, I live here.

Yeah, but what are you celebrating this weekend? My wife's birthday. My wife's! And what was the last movie you saw like in any format? I watched All the Money in the World um probably three days ago oh yeah

getting around to your award screeners no i was on a plane i didn't finish it you didn't finish it the plane landed yeah that'll ruin a great movie and it's not like you're gonna go rent it again and then go to the end and finish it Well especially when it's based on a true story That you might know how it ended Did you know about that whole thing The Getty kidnapping Yeah

What do you think really happened You think he kidnapped him Whatever really happened I know mark walberg wasn't involved he was an interesting choice now there's like a new version of it that's uh gonna be somewhere like a tv limited series or something telling that that same story again so i can't wait well i'll wait i'll wait for that. Alright. Did you like it? Did you say what you thought of it?

Yeah, I liked it, but did you guys see the Wow Wow Country documentary? No. Maybe. I can't speak for everybody. It's pretty crazy, right? Yeah, I recommend everybody go watch it. I can't put it all into... Alright, wow wow country Wild wild

Wild wild Blow your mind It's like a documentary on a country that's so wild That you have to say wild twice That sounds like a place for me It's twice as wild as a typical country Yeah, let's go. And keep in mind where we live now. Wild, wild.

One wild. Well, Austin's like half a wild now, actually. What? Yeah. It's a chill wild. Yeah. Chill wild. Take it, you guys. You gotta. Don't reject it. What was the last movie you saw, Trey?

Book Club. No, you didn't. Yeah, that's true. I did not. I was so fucking excited to talk to somebody about book club. No. Because based on the trailer, it looks like they have an entire feature film around the notion that four women decide to read Fifty Shades of Grey and then try to act out parts of it.

We all lived that. We all experienced that ourselves. I don't need to go see a movie about it. Just seems wild to me. I kind of want to see it. But not wild wild. I kind of want to see it in that way where I will never see it. Yes. That's how I kind of want to see it in that way where I will never see it. Yes.

That's how I kind of want to see it. That's definitely how I'm going to see it. So what did you really see? Stop lying to us. The new Deadpool. Deadpool 2? Deadpool 2. You know I like accurate titles.

Deadpool. And how did you enjoy that? I did. I enjoyed it a bunch. Right? I think it really held up, kept the whole thing going nicely from the first one. You can't always be as surprising

as the first one. That's a given. But they still did a great job with it, I thought. They had a couple surprises and some good running jokes. I'm a fan of the running jokes. Really good callbacks to the first movie. You kind of need to know the first one to even get them. Right.

Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty funny. All right. Yeah. I approve. All right.

All right. Well, now it's going to make some money. I hope so. You know, I really do. Yeah. It was like,

it might be so great. Yeah. That Trey Gallion said, I approve. What do you think there? Uh, Alex diamond, do you think there, Alex Diamond? Do you have a latest movie you'd like to tell us about? Last night I finished Lupin the Third.

It is not a new movie. That's from 1979. All right, Raul, what... No, that's fair. That's fair. Loop, loop, what? Lupin? Lupin the Third.

It's the first movie that Miyazaki directed. Uh-huh. And, uh... Wait, no. No, don't uh-uh-uh-uh-uh that. Yeah, no, I know Miyazaki. Yeah. Yeah.

All of the Studio Ghibli stuff, the Howl's Moving Castle spirit of the way. Yeah, you know Studio Ghibli, right? Sure. Sure, yes. No no not at all yeah so it was it was the it was the first one that he ever did and i'd never seen that one of like his you know massive oeuvre and uh scoot have you ever been the voice in an anime because they cast american actors in the anime sometimes for the American version. Yeah, I did a voiceover for an anime once.

Yeah? What was it? Fuck, I'm trying to remember. Cop or ex-cop or super cop or... Super tiger cop. It was funny. Robot zombie cop. Do you know the name of that movie? Champion fun zone cop

Anyway Samurai ninja cop No I thought I'd say it And you guys would be like Ah it's something something cop And that didn't happen Is it something something cop? Definitely baby cop

Robocop 2 cop The godfather cop Towering Inferno cop I thought it was Supercop or something Okay Supercop or something But that's cool No not really I only asked you so that Alex would stop talking about that movie

I was ready. Raul, what was the last movie you saw? I just saw that movie Coco. Coco? Yeah. The Pixar film? Yeah. Did it meet your expectations? There was a lot of hype behind that one.

It was. I thought it was a phenomenal movie. Right? Incredible. Alright. I still gotta watch it. You should, man. Really good. I'm it was a phenomenal movie. Right? Incredible, yeah. All right. I still got to watch it. Yeah, you should, man. Yeah. Really good. I'm just afraid of skeletons. That movie's harrowing.

Even if you weren't Hispanic, you'd think it was a good movie? Whoa. What the fuck? What? Even if you weren't Hispanic, you'd think it was a good movie? I'd like to think so. All right. I'm just checking. Just checking.

Well, I mean, you never know, right? I've talked to a lot of people that hate Hispanics, but they love Coco. It's very lovable, and that in in and of itself is awesome thanks for answering that question you guys turn it off bert i'm about to say let the games begin we got name tags each one of you needs to select a name tag you'd like to play on behalf of during the competition today. And just pick one that speaks out to you. Go grab it from them and bring it back to your seat. While you do that, we'll do this.

We'll be right back after these messages. Hey, everybody. I just wanted to tell you about an upcoming show that I'm excited for on Tuesday, June 19th. I'll be back at the Kansas City Improv doing stand-up with a special guest, and we will play a game from Doug Loves Movies at the end of the show, probably Last Man Stanton, So bone up on that and bring your name tags and maybe you'll get selected and get to play and win a bunch of prizes. Should be a good time.

Always a fun time in Kansas City. Back to the show. All right, we're back from a very emotional... A very emotional name tag choosing ceremony. I feel like the host of The Bachelor was one of the most dramatic name tag choosing ceremonies ever.

Who are you playing for, Scoot? Chelsea. And why? What's the name tag? It's Manchester by the Chelsea. Which rhymes with C. Yeah. That worked out good.

It's actually, yeah, part of the name. It's just in there. Right. It's good. I like it. Great movie. Very emotional. Regardless of what these people say.

Yeah. You ever been in a Kenneth Lonergan production? Me? No. No. No, I was asking Trey. Yeah. He does a lot

of community theater. They haven't called yet. I'm waiting. Actually, I have. I'm sorry. I have been in one of his productions. I did This Is Our Youth.

Yeah? Yeah. Probably, God, that was 12 years ago or something, but he wasn't a part of it. We were just putting up the play. Yeah? Yeah. That was 12 years ago or something, but he wasn't a part of it. We were just putting up the play. Yeah, yeah. That's all I meant,

because I figured you had been, because he's an amazing writer. Great writer. Great playwright. All right. What do you got there, Trey? I'm playing for Drew, and it's Friday the 13th,

part seven, The Drew Blood. On Saturday the 2nd, Doug is back, but this time someone's waiting. I tried to help it out. If I would have seen that, I would have canceled the show.

It seems like my life might be in danger. Yeah, it's just done. It's a good thing there are no hockey players here today. Because I would think they were going to murder me. Stanley Cup Finals Game 3 is tonight, though. I mean, goalies specifically, they don't all wear masks.

Well, now they do. It's a rule. Is it true? Yeah. Every hockey player wears a mask? No, they all wear face guards, but the goalies all have to wear masks. Yeah. That's what I was saying. Oh, wait, is it? Jason wears a goalie mask, right? Man, we fast times at Ridgemont hide

the fuck out of that van before the show. Alright. Alright. I thought you said the opposite of that. All right. All right. I thought you said the opposite of that. Alex, what name tag did you get a hold of? I got, there will be Brian. It's a bowling pin that has splatterwood blood.

Yep. Very violent name tags. We talked to him earlier. Everybody loves it. It's on a stick. Who doesn't love anything on a stick delicious bowling pin on a stick and Raul what did you come up with

I know it's difficult do I say the name of the guy yeah on the front don't read anything from the back that's a secret don't read any of the stuff On the back Alright Damn it

I didn't tell him That part on purpose That's compelling Anyway Trey I told you To tell him About the shitheads Yeah you did

This is Home Alone 2 A Chris Cubis film And I picked it Because the The The drawings Are so ugly

Wow But the In an attractive way Like the elephant man You know And I picked it because the drawings are so ugly. Wow. But in an attractive way, like the elephant man. You know? Man. Like, drawn to you. I guess it's a better word. You were drawn to the ugliness.

Yes. Look at these guys. Is it supposed to be Doug in the middle? Can anyone confirm that? I bet you it is. Because it looks like a child, but a child who has a pedophile mustache. No, that's me. Alright, Roel, just throw that

on the ground. Don't worry that it ever happened. Don't think about it. But it might come into play later because on the back it's written, they've written down somebody somebody they have some sort of vendetta or anger against. And then I have to call that person out at the end of the show. If you lose, consolation prize. Interesting.

Anybody can win today, though. Because that's how this show works. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Anybody. Trey, have you ever won? Yeah, I've won a couple times. Yeah, see?

Anybody can win. Alex is clearly my favorite today, though. Scoots beat me one time. I beat Scoot one time. I was just about to ask if I've ever won before. Yeah. I have. At least once.

All right. Yeah, I know you've had a good record. I was making fun of Trey. Yeah. Yeah. Went well for a minute. Yeah. This panel looks like you just got off work at a gas station in Portland.

Well, you guys have to do the pumping because it's illegal to pump your own gas. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so that's why you dress that way. All right. It all makes sense now. I never been to Oregon. Really? No.

You've shot movies in probably like 40 states, right? 15? 22? I never been to Oregon. Just head west until you see all white people. Just head west until you see all white people. The first game we're going to play tonight is called How Did This Shit... What Did This...

How Much... Did This Shit Make? Oh. How Much Did This Shit Make? That title got a lot longer since the last time I played it. Yeah, I've been stretching it out because the show's too short. Yeah, it's called How Much Did This Shit Make? And basically the idea is I'm going to tell you guys the name of a movie,

and each of you gets one guess of how much you think it made, and the closest without going over wins this particular game. And we'll start with Raul and go just down the line to Alex and Trey and Scoot. This is worldwide? Sometimes I think going last is actually better in this game. Who knows? Depends on how good Raul's guess is.

Domestic or worldwide? Yeah, what's... This will be... Since you asked, this will be North America Including Canada

Okay I'd say adjusted for inflation But the movie is Hurricane Heist Released on March 9th of this year And out of theaters by May 10th in its 63 days of release, which is not uncommon even for a hit,

but 63 days of release. How much money, without going over, Price is Right style, do you think it made Raul Sanchez? 1.7 million. Okay, that's a pretty big failure. What?

No, I'm just saying. Was it that bad? I mean, the movie. No, it was not. We did a choose your own pancake, master pancake mockery of it the other night here at the

Ritz Alamo Drafthouse and it's terrible. It's not even like Sharknado fun. It's just sort of like, oh yeah, okay, I get it. There's a heist going on and a hurricane. That's how confused I was.

At one point I thought it was a tornado. I had to turn on the weather channel to follow this movie. So I guess there's probably not going to be a sequel where the hurricane joins the gang, huh? I don't know, but the hurricane is very unhelpful to both law enforcement and criminals yeah like it's it's just it it levels the playing field like the criminals are like oh no we can't get in trouble during a hurricane no now there'll just be more people running around fucking getting thrown around by hurricanes. It's really dumb.

How much do you think it made, Alex? I'm going to go with $200, please. Whoa. That is ridiculous. What do you think there, Trey? That's a smart bid. I mean, it was out for a couple weeks. So it had to be, I don't know.

I'll go 11 mil. Wow, that's bold. Is it really? 11 million. I ain't even heard of this movie. Yeah, me neither. Why you go with 11 mil? Because I figure that's a good round number. I have no fucking idea,

dude. I was going to go with dollar, but then he fucked up my whole plan going with 200. So I should just land right there in the middle with like a I think it's a bold two. Yeah. 1.9. No audience

guesses, please. 1.9. Give me 2.5. 2.5. Dollars? Yes, because that's how people talk about dollars They throw a point in there Listen, I got 10.05 dollars May I have that 11 dollar item?

See what I mean? Austin's changed, man. All right. So to recap, Raul said a number. Then Raul said 1.7. Alex said $200. 11 mil. 11 mil. Alex said $200 $11 $11 and Scoot said

$2.4 $2.5 $2.5 million $2.5 million and so because of the not going over rule you played it right Scoot it's $6.1 million.

Wow. There you go, Chelsea. I guess I overplayed how poorly it did, but it made half of its money $3 million on opening weekend, and then over eight weeks later, it made $3 million more.

So the word got out fast on that one. It's got no stars in it. There's nothing interesting about it. It's really weird that it got a big release. But they tried.

You know what's funny? All those guys have dreams and shit. Right? That made that movie? Yeah. They're sitting there like, man, I made a movie finally. Was that the one with Ice Cube? You know, they're going to hold the failure of the movie against me, I'm sure.

Somehow it's my fault now. I gave them a whole segment on my stupid show. Maybe some people will rent it, give them a few more dollars. I'm definitely going to rent it. There's some suckers here. There's some people will rent it, give them a few more dollars. I'm definitely going to rent it. There's some suckers here. There's some people here going, oh, how bad could it be? Yeah, does anybody else have bad movie night?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, man, that's going to kill it. I don't even... There's bad movies I respect more. Let's move on. Which is your favorite swear word? No, this next game is called Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? Who won that game? Oh, Scoot that's perfect so we'll start with scoot and we'll move

down to uh trey and then alex and then raul i'm gonna say the tagline from a motion picture and uh it could be any motion picture a theme might emerge but uh oh he's yummy especially this first time around you just got to go with your gut. What movie do you think has this tagline? And if Scoot doesn't get it, it goes to Trey. But Scoot, no audience guesses, please.

What movie has the tagline Do Not Attempt This at Home? Jackass. Full title. Man. Man. Jackass Full title Man I wish it was Jackass Man Man I want it Probably what it's called

In Japan MTV's Jackass Johnny Knoxville's Jackass Jackass I mean what's called Jackass Jackass the movie Jackass the movie Jackass. Jackass? I mean, what's called Jackass? He's called Jackass. Jackass the movie! Yay!

Jackass the movie! I figured that out in my head. It'd be great if you made him go through all that and that's not the answer. All right, so... Congrats, Scoo, you're on the board. Start with Trey on this next one

Jackass the movie It's a bold strategy Yeah, right? I gotta try anything I might do a tagline from the same movie But that's your final answer? No Okay When is the last time a movie

Made you beg for mercy? Book Club. Alex? Oh. Bad Grandpa. Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Raul. Wait, it's...

What is the thing that they said in the movie? When is the last time a movie made you beg for mercy? They say that in the movie? It's the taglines, like either on the poster or the commercials. Okay. The end of a trailer. it's the taglines like either on the poster or the commercials okay at the end of a trailer Leatherface? when is the last time

a movie made you beg for mercy? I agree those movies are pretty terrifying but Scoot what do you think it is? it's gotta be Hurricane Heist

am I way off? Yeah it's Jackass number two Damn it It was way off Alright Trey you gotta go first I hope you Understand how this game works

Yeah I mean I do Yeah I do But I'm also me so here we go What movie has the tagline All speed No limit Was it Jackass 2.5 That was like a video Thing they did with scenes that didn't make it into Jackass 2.

So then it wasn't. Number two. So then it wasn't. Jackass number two. Right. There's Jackass the movie, then Jackass number two. Jackass three. This is a tagline from a uh who knows if it's

what movie this is what's your guess jackass three incorrect yeah do they have a jack it doesn't uh count if you just sort of talk about the movie right you have to say the actual title i can't just describe it to you? Yeah, no, I would like a title. Okay. In our spare time, you can describe it to me. Just a long

series of tweets. Oh my god, it's a thread and it's not even for everyone. It's just for me. I am going to say Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Okay.

Just keep saying that. If we go through all the movies, it's going to be right at some point. Raul? I thought that was all of them. What? You're trying to get to a certain jackass movie? Come on, Raul. Play the game. No, I just keep hearing

Jackass 1, Jackass 2. Yeah, I might help you out hearing those other titles. You never know, though. This one could be a different one. All Speed, No Limit. What movie do you think that applies to? Speed.

Okay, that's not a bad guess. No. Scoot. Was Ryo close, but he didn't get the title? What? Yeah, I don't think... Yeah, that's not fair. That doesn't seem fair.

I'm going to have to go with one of the Furious Fives, or Eight, or whatever they're called. Okay, if it was any of them, I'd accept that answer. Of course. Obviously. That was the tagline for the Dukes of Hazzard. Oh, damn it!

Dukes of Hazzard. Dukes of Hazzard starring Johnny Knoxville. Damn it! Trey? Yeah, man. Fuck. What movie has the tagline

special has been redefined? Oh, man. People in the audience know it already. And I know it too. I just can't think of the name of the movie. Fuck me. That's the hardest part of trivia is coming up with the answer.

I know it's not book club. I know that. Well, you haven't seen it, so you don't know. No, that's true. I know. Fair. That's fair, Alex. Thanks for calling me out on that.

Do you have a guess? Like, what would you call the movie you're thinking of if you gave it a name? Wait, no. Give me the tagline again, please. I'm sorry. Special has been redefined. Yeah, it was fucking... Sure was.

Just say it. Special Ed. Okay, that's a great guess. Alex? You know, I thought a lot about this, and I'm gonna have to guess Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Raul?

I Am Sam? Oh, great guess. Great guess. Great guess. Shit. I know the movie, but I'm not going to get the title, right? Yeah, you are. Johnny Knoxville. You were just going to say it,

right? Johnny Knoxville or Jackass Presents. I don't know what they put on the front of their movies, but it's the one about the special Olympics. Yeah, yeah. We all know that. What's it called, though? Ringers. The Ringer.

Okay. That's the answer to your next one, isn't it? Wow. You gotta treat this, Ro, like a game show where you don't just guess when it's not your turn. Like they all don't just yell out answers and wheel the fortune. Sorry, I really goofed up.

That would be awesome, though. Hey, man, it wasn't even your turn. Yeah, but I knew it. I got it. So, okay, so we'll call Scoot the winner of this game? Seems fair. Sounds good to me. Yeah, I think he is the winner.

I also had three times the laughs, three times the stupid, three times the pain. Oh, that's Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. That's Jackass. Book Club. Three. D's jackass. Book club. Three. D. D, that's right. Yeah, okay.

Great job, everybody. Yeah, thanks. This next game, how are we doing on time? Oh, we're doing great on time. Nobody brought any donuts? Yeah, for real, man. You guys got some great donut shops around here. I was on sports radio for an hour yesterday. Nobody heard that?

Practically all we talked about was throwing donuts. And I was telling the guy, dude, people bring donuts every show, and we just throw them. And he was like, that sounds crazy. And I was like, oh, you should come and check out the show tomorrow. And I hope he is not here.

It was National Donut Day yesterday. it was national donut day yesterday yeah oh i'm aware hashtag national donut day what'd you get for free trey oh i got a glazed cake donut from this shop up in georgetown it was like it was a really light cake donut though you know it was like half cake half like krispy kreme style whatever you call that fucking delicious that's what it was what part of my question made you think let's go long form on this answer oh sorry man i just really love sweet cakey shit so i wanted to get descriptive with it i I was digging it, man. I was really enjoying that description, but we got to get back to the action. Oh, all right. My bad.

Yeah, sorry to ask you a question. Hey, Sam, can I get a vodka soda? Oh, me too. Thank you. Tito's, please. Yeah, that one. Tito's, please. Tito's and soda for me and Trey. Does anybody else need anything?

Raul needs some more weed. No, dude. No, dude. I'll take a beer. Oh, okay. What kind? I'll take a Bud Light. Bud Light for Raul.

Alex? I'll take some points in any of the games. Do we have any of those? No, the staff here, they're great. Make sure you tip them, but they do not give out any points. Trey? Oh, you already ordered. Yeah, we're good.

Do you need anything, Scoot? I'll have a water. All right. Does your wife want something? Babe, you want anything? You want anything? Babe? Maybe she's at the bar just tearing it down right now.

If there was no bar out there, I would laugh so hard. If your wife tore it down. What is she Holy shit Babe you really Tore out the bar Why'd you do that That classic birthday strength That just takes over

Fucking birthday strength What does she do Is she In the public eye at all Or do you like to keep it private We're relatively private. My wife's an actor. My wife!

She was what? You might know her from something? We did a movie together called Monsters. We got married right after that movie. Thank you, thank you. That's something you might have seen her in but yeah she's an actor and a screenwriter and a number of things as well as she tackles two children at home oh that's not cool you should that's awesome you

shouldn't tackle your children our kids tackles our kids all the time. How old are these kids? That's personal. Okay, that's fine. I'm just worried about brain damage and whatnot, but yeah,

keep that to yourself. They're old enough to throw around. Yeah, it turns out their ages are also their names, so it's tough to talk about.

When they grow a little older, it'll be fine. Oh, four is seven now. We really didn't think this through. That's what weed does for you. You think jokes through. You might think them through too far, but it gets that depth going.

And I want to play a round of Last Man Stanton. On this game, I pre-selected an audience member, just one this time, because apparently you folks aren't that anxious to get a name in in this town. Sometimes I have to choose between seven or eight tweets,

but I think I only got one prior to this show, so that's going to be our lucky person that I'm going to go to. I'm going to go to that person in the audience. You all right, Trey? Yeah, yeah, it's just with one choice. I mean, well, I wasn't going to do that anyway. Right, you do like to be able to throw out if the first person says Benedict Cumberbatch or something like that. Yeah.

But I have confidence this is going to be a good one. Right on. Yeah. I trust you. And if it isn't, I can't wait to see you fail. Thank you. So we're going to get a name of an actor or actress. Then we're going to take turns.

I play along in this one. Naming movies that that person has been in. If you can't think of one, you're out. You have one lifeline. You can go to the audience member whose name tag you chose. You can go to them once. And Scoot won that last game. So we'll go Scoot, Trey, Alex, Raul

And then me Where is Hardly any Talc Right up front I can't tell from here but Really hardly any talc What does that even mean

You lightly dust the balls? Hey ladies, I don't need much talc. Check it out. No, that's handy information to have here in Austin, man. Right? Yeah, it gets humid. You need that fucking talc. Yeah, man.

I'm liberal with the gold bond when I visit here. My Twitter handle is just a light culking. So? Why are you called that? It was from a game of charades. Somebody had to act that out.

Somebody had to act that out in charades, and you and your friends fell out, and you're like, I can't wait to explain this every time I'm interacting with somebody from the Twitterverse. Well, thank you for... Do you want your real name revealed? Ian.

Ian, okay. He said it with trepidation, this may or not may or may not be Ian and what is your suggestion for today's game sir John Goodman the great John Goodman I'm familiar of the of the number one hit on television Roseanne yeah I'm going to do a character for you called Hasn't Heard the News in a Few Days. These are recorded so far in advance.

Can you imagine if we just stepped in it? I mean, nobody would suggest Roseanne because the answer is She-Devil, and that's it. She's been in one movie. But, alright, so we're going to go with The Great John Goodman, starting with you. I think you should show off, Scoot, and name a movie that you've been in with John Goodman,

if such a movie exists. Yes, but I'm saving that one. Okay, save that one. Okay, you ready? What if I think of it? All right, well, then I'm going to one. Okay, save that one. Okay, you ready? What if I think of it? All right, well then I'm going to use it. Yeah, right? Argo.

That's a smart play. Yeah, he's in Argo. You're in Argo. Yeah. He's one of the hostages. He's your 11th favorite. How many are there? There was five

But six of us I apologize for that insult It's okay, we were only the plot of the film Yeah, Goodman and Arkin Are just sitting waiting for a phone to ring While you guys, your lives are hanging in the balance. Yeah, they had ideas and stuff.

Uh, don't they almost miss the important call because they went to lunch? Or stuff that are like, they couldn't get over a, like a PA was holding them from going into a shot. Yeah, they couldn't cross the street. Yeah. Very suspenseful. All right. Trey, a great movie though, Oscar winning right. Trey. Great movie, though.

Oscar-winning movie. Trey. Yeah. Hey. Films with John Goodman. He was, you know, remember when he's in that one? The Babe? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, you played Babe Ruth. Yeah. Good job. Thanks. What do you got, Alex? I'm going to do Raising Arizona. Yes. Early Goodman.

Very Goodman. What do you think of the films of John Goodman? Big Lebowski? Yeah, dude! Shut the fuck up, Donny! I'm going to go with... I should save a better one for...

All the ones I've got, you guys aren't even going to think of. Like, none of you have Blues Brothers 3000. Did I get the number wrong? I'm out. Scoot. Flight.

Yes. I was thinking of that one. What do you think there, Trey? I think Blues Brothers 2000. Yeah. Nicely scooped Would you have thought of that if I didn't say that? Not at all That's what happens when you get cocky In this game

Yeah, you're suddenly a thousand inches shorter It's a lot of inches Alex? Oh brother, where art thou god damn it all right oh brother where art thou oh shit raul don't forget you go to your lifeline. Oh, okay, cool. It's the name that was on the back, right? No, no, no. Nobody had to guess before the show and write it down on their name tag.

No worries. So who are you playing for? It's either Austin or New York. It's hard to tell. Austin. And he says the Flint flintstones oh that's right yeah raul can curse that's the flintstones so you're still in this row we're back to scoot chelsea he's going to his lifeline whoa the emperor's New Groove.

That. What's my answer? I mean, if she's trying to slip one past me, good job. I think David Spade is in that, but that's all I know. So I'm going to accept it. Trey? Drew. Oh, he's going to accept it. Trey? Drew? Can you help me out, man?

Wow. Arachnophobia. Oh, arachnophobia. Good job, Drew. Thanks, Drew. Time out. That's pretty good. What do you mean, time out?

Is that... I thought that was... Turn the mics off. Commercial break. You thought what? I don't know. I thought that was Jeff... Goldblum?

No. Jeff Daniels? Jeff Daniels in Arachnophobia. No, it was John Goodman. Okay. Yeah, Jeff Bridges was the only one in... You think he was the only one in that movie? Like, there were other people in the movie.

And spiders. What were they? Yeah. Jeff Daniels was... I don't know why I'm even... He was Starman. think he was the only one in that movie like there were other people in the movie and spiders yeah jeff daniel i don't know why he was starman there's a whole cat you've been in movies you know there's like a whole cast thing that rolls up after the movies that tells you who was who and there's usually like 20 of them i mean if i don't see him on set i assume they're not in the movie yeah when you go to the premiere when you movie. Yeah, when you go to the premiere, when you're a movie star, Trey, and you go to the premiere, you leave before the credits to beat the crowd and get to the after party. Well, I'm glad I'm not a movie star's dickhead like some people. He doesn't know who.

I stay and acknowledge the people that worked on that film. Listen, James, I mean... Uh-huh. I got a better laugh than you did. This is what Trey does. I'm sorry, Scoot. I like Trey. Okay, good. I like you too, man.

Is that a Windsor knot on the back of that thing? What would give you the thought that that would be a Windsor? You look like a Windsor guy. It's a bowling hitch. All right, all right. I knew there was no way it was a double Windsor. I just still can't believe I thought they got all the way to 3,000 on the Blues Brothers. I'm devastated by that.

Whose turn is it? What's happening? It's me. Who cares? I'm going to go to Brian on a stick. What do you got? He's going to his lifeline. Inside Llewyn Davis.

Inside Llewyn Davis. Inside Llewyn Davis. I couldn't remember if he was in that or not. The odds were very high. I mean, yeah, with the Coen brothers, just fucking pick a Coen brothers movie. You got a good shot. But we're back to Raul.

He used his lifeline, so he's all on his own now. Maybe something one of us said might have sparked an answer or a thought. Oh, shit, that's right. John Goodman was in. It just did for me. Nice. I gotman was in. It just did for me. Nice. I got an Independence Day. You know, I

would love to say yes to that. But you're out. The Timid Game Show host listen i want to say that that's right i really do uh scoot i don't know but i think what you don't know i think grit what see what kind of grit no no I was just that wasn't my answer

I was just oh okay I'm saying I have grit oh you're just saying you have grit and my that's good to point out

in a competition how much grit you have before continuing man that guy's been in a thousand movies I cannot believe I can't think of he's been in

three thousand movies. I cannot believe I can't think of... He's been in 3,000 movies. Alex, they were right to fire you from that radio station. That's meaner than anything I've ever said on this show. They didn't fire him. That's what was funny about it He laughed when I told him to As soon as those checks started rolling in For Alex's Jason and Deb's IMDB game

On the Douglas movie show Oh my god yes the resids I said I don't need you guys anymore Fucking killer Who's it on? Scoot the resids. Yeah. I said, I don't need you guys anymore. Fucking killer. Who's this? Who's it on? Scoot.

Oh, are you, you're passing? Scoot's pointing. I just can't even, you know, it's been in so many movies. He'll come in and be like,

I'm going to interrogate you. And everyone's like, oh shit. I'm going to throw one out there. Zodiac. Oh, great shit. I'm going to throw one out there. Zodiac. Oh, great possibility. I can't confirm it. So people in the audience are saying no.

I'm out. Sorry, dude. Trey? King Ralph. Oh, mother. Pulps. Wow. This is what a story this is. Did you use your lifeline, Trey? Yeah. Wow. This is what a story this is.

Did you use your lifeline, Trey? Yeah. Yeah. And he comes back with another answer? Yeah. Amazing. I don't want to jinx nothing. Alright, so Alex, are you still in this? Yeah, but this is probably my last one. This might be it. You got one more though? Atomic Blonde. Oh, right.

Yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Alright, Trey. You gotta come up with another one. To be the last man, Stanton. Oh! Oh! Monuments Men. What?

That's right. Do you think it was called The Monuments Men? That crossed my mind that it might be called The Monuments Men. Say it just to cover our asses with the FCC. The Monuments Men. Okay, good. And by FCC, you mean everybody on Reddit? Exactamundo.

Word. What's happening? I don't... I know I'm in charge but I don't feel like it this is a weird feeling right no Alex gets one more guest he's searching through his mind he's trying to

think I thought of one more but I'm sure there's tons more out there the audience is like dying for you to think of one of them. They're all going to go crazy if you do. What do you got, Alex? Hail Caesar?

Oh. Don't think he was in that one. I didn't know, but it seemed like a good guess. The only other one I could think of is he's in that movie Matinee, the Joe Dante movie. Oh shit, he's in The Artist It's too late for me What else is he in, you guys?

Monsters, Inc Is he in Jurassic World? Monsters, Inc, shut up Jurassic Park? Maybe Princess and the Frog Barton Fink Barton Fink Barton F. Barton Fink. Barton Fink. Oh, shit.

Barton Fink. Barton Fink. The Borrowers. I was holding on to Barton Fink so long I forgot. Oh. Oh, shit. All right, so Speed Racer. Thank you. Wow. Not so fast with the answer, shit. All right, so... Speed racer. Speed racer, yeah.

Not so fast with the answer, but... So Trey's the winner? Yeah, dude. Trey's our winner! Trey's our winner! Trey! Trey! Trey! Trey! Trey! Trey! Trey! Trey! Trey! And now Trey would like to do a monologue

from Glen Gary Glen Ross. Shit! It's the always be closing speech. Here we go. Thank you all you guys, for being up here, but let's get

Trey's audience member. Oh, Drew, yeah, man. Drew, come get your prizes. Congratulations, Drew. You might need someone to help you out with this stuff. It's a four-bagger. Yeah, people

really contribute a lot. What are you doing with this? Good luck to you. He's got Jason on his shirt. He's completely committed to the Jason lifestyle. Alright, good luck with being quiet and then murdering people.

right good luck with being quiet and then murdering people like jason's a big guy but he gets around pretty stealthily but then once he's murdering you you're like oh shit this this guy's big how did he sneak up on me how did that happen uh all right so so the rest of you, please pass your name tags down to me so they'll get their consolation prize there at the end. And starting with Scoot, tell us what you've got to plug. Promote yourself. What's coming up, man? I don't know. I mean, the True Detective thing, I don't know when they'll drop it

or if it's at the end of the year or next summer. I don't really. I mean, the True Detective thing, I don't know when they'll drop it or if it's at the end of the year, like next summer. I don't really have anything to plug. I don't. That's why we love you. You come down for the fun of it on your wife's birthday and she's like, no, don't do it. And you're like, oh, but it's so much fun and I've got nothing to plug.

I'm promoting my wife. Yeah. That's what I'm plugging. What's her next thing coming out? Does she have a next thing coming out? Well, she'd kill me if I told you what she's been working on. Really? It's a secret. Very secret. yes. But she has been working on this screenplay for some time now that she's trying to keep under hush-hush. If we guess it correctly, can we... If you guess it, I'll tell you. Okay. Does it start with Blues Brothers and end in A-thousand? It does not.

Is it Citizen Kane 2? Close. Club 2. Where's Chelsea from Manchester by the Chelsea? You didn't put a shithead on the back. She was so confident. I just thought that she doesn't have anything negative to say about anybody. Right.

You could say negativity is a shithead, but what would you like? Okay. I didn't repeat it out loud because it'll be exciting for the listeners. All right. But thank you so much for being here, Scoot. Scoot McNary, everybody. Trey Gallion, two shows tonight here at Cab City Comedy Club. And then what else is up, buddy?

Yeah, with me and Raul. If any of you guys want to come to that, just let me know and we'll put you on the list. Oh, all you got to do is say, hey, Trey, let us in? Yeah, pretty much. All right. If you guys want to come back for that, that's the code word. It's 730 and 10. And I'm doing, what's's that you don't do it right

now sir yeah he needs to approach him later after he's fled from the building yeah right man don't come in hot though i startle easily don't pass him anything lit hand them a lighter and the thing yes uh but yeah we'll we'll talk to you afterwards sir but anybody that's here gets in if every single one of you wants to come back oh they're gonna kill me the club is gonna be like don't get up we shouldn't have told you to say that they're gonna kill me they didn't i just all right you made it up? They didn't even tell you that? I mean, yeah. Oh, Jesus. Yeah. It's going to be a riot.

Yeah, thinks he can go south in a hurry. I'm just trying to be nice. Whatever. Thanks, dude. Thanks, man. I'm going to hug that guy later. All right, yeah. Give yelling guy a hug. I'm sure the yelling will be better up close. But thanks, dude.

Alex Diamond, can you promote your new endeavor? Sure. If any hospital CFOs. Oh, man. Or managers of materials. I'd be so happy if a hospital CFO listened to this.

And reached out to you. But yeah, you can always follow me on Twitter. It's thatalexd. And it's Doug's in my bio, so it must be pretty good. Right. A lot of affirmation on that. All right. We tried, man.

I tried to get it pumped up. Right now, they're just excited about going outside and making Trey give them tickets to the Raul Sanchez show tonight, everybody. Thank you for participating, Raul. Thank you for having me. What else you got coming up where people can come see you? I remember being in San Antonio in July. July 1st. Where are you playing?

Ron Funch's favorite club? Yeah Hey man, it got to him Is that where you're at? No, I'm at the worst one What? Oh wow What club are you at in San Antonio?

Which club in San Antonio? The River Center Improv. Oh, okay, yeah, great. That place is awesome. And then what else you got coming up? In between that, I'm going to be doing open mics. Trying to get better. Hey, so if you're listening, just go to a comedy club and Raul might come on

if they pull his name out of a hat. Tonight he's headlining two shows at Camp City Comedy Club. That's the disparity of a comedy career. You just go all over the place and do all

different amounts of time. But thank you for being here, dude. I appreciate it. One more time for all of my guests, Scoot McNary, Trey Gallion, Alex Diamond, and Raul Sanchez. Let's see, I had something else I wanted to plug. Maybe, no. Didn't write anything down,

but you know where to go. DouglasMovies.com That's DouglasMovies.com I wasn't trying to cue you guys. They were not ready. And that's why many of you did not participate. Let's do one more just for fun, though. Go to DouglasMovies.comuglovesmovies.com

Go to Tuglovesmovies.com Yeah Woo Woo I've just been drinking since I got up here I don't know why I'm coughing suddenly But I'm really losing it And we got in just under the

Wire here for the end of the show You guys know But I'm really losing it. And we got in just under the wire here for the end of the show. You guys know that as a stoner, I like a timely show. I can show the runs on time. I like the people who are listening to go, this is going to take about 90 minutes. And then it does, in fact, take about 90 minutes.

Thank you to Cap City Comedy Club and for all you guys for being here. I'm sure I'll see you again this year, September at the latest, because I'll be back for Fantastic Fest. And as always, John Grant is a shithead. That seems really personal.

Oh, here's another personal one. Texas Heat is a shithead. Yeah! People who value their guns over the lives of children and their teachers are a shithead. Yay!