Doug Loves Movies - Two Dudes Vs. Omaha

Episode Date: August 9, 2012

Local comics Mike Perry and Ian Terry play The Leonard Maltin Game against audience members in this boner-sode from the Waiting Room Lounge in Omaha, NE....See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming baby sticky seeds with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies, special boner-sode, coming to you from a hotel room in Denver, Colorado on August 10th to Oceans 12. Had a fan fucking task fucking tick time last night at the waiting room lounge in Omaha, Nebraska, despite the

absence of my friend and opening act, Brendan Walsh, who didn't make it to the airport on time. I'm not mad. Happens to everybody. Sometimes alarm clocks don't work. Especially if you don't set them. The crowd was quite enthusiastic, and two local comics pitched in for a spirited and for consistency really, really poorly recorded round of the Leonard Maltin game. So you can check that

out after the fart. But first, I'd like to remind you that I'm in the state of Denver for a special recording of Douglas movies at comedy works downtown Sunday, this Sunday, August 12th at four 20. And I'm donating my cut of the door to Colorado shooting victim, Caleb Medley. Tickets are still available and it should be a good one because I've got one of your favorite guests booked for that show. And Brendan Walsh, who I'm not mad at.

Plus, I'm taping a Douglas Movies Monday night, August 13th, at Meltdown Comics in Los Angeles at 7 o'clock. Great guests. Schedules permitting. Does anyone hunger for games? Yes! All right, my good friend Brendan Walsh fucking bit the bag and stepped out the door this morning, and by that I mean he just

stayed in bed and missed his flight to join me here at the Waiting Room Lounge in Omaha, Nebraska. So, as a result, I called in on Twitter some favors and brought in two guys who did a great job tonight. Am I right?

Okay, you don't need to leave the applause sign off for so long. You know, for the listeners, that's fun. Say there was an applause sign. And the two gentlemen's names are Mike Perry. Say hi, Mike. Hello. Say hi to the mic, Mike. And Ian Terry.

Hey. Hey, Ian. Yeah. You guys should really, you dress alike. And you both have the same weird watch on. Oh, it's a wristband so you can drink. But you have the same jeans. weird watch on. Oh, it's a wristband so you can drink. But, uh, got the same jeans.

And, uh, you should go on the road. Terry and Perry. Fucking love it. You know I introduced Garfunkel to Oates, right? True story! Alright, let's play

the Lettermon game with some audience members. Let's have, uh, since Mike was the first one on Twitter to contact me, as soon as I said Brandon might not make it... What? Sorry, I thought of that. What was happening over there? I'm just yelling shit out.

All right, settle down, buddy. Nobody does this to Alec Trebek Or Alex Trebek Alex Rubin never gets Nobody gives a word to him Hey Mike You were the first to respond on Twitter today It's like a contest

You were like I'll do some time on the show. I'll even grow a Brendan Walsh-style beard in one afternoon. I hear you tongue-in-cheek, but then you reply. So I was like, alright, let's do this. Oh, so you really weren't ready.

This wasn't your time. I just said Christmas miracle. Yeah, but it was fun, right? So, yeah, Omaha Zone. So let's have you pick the first person you're going to play against. Let's see your name tags, everybody. A lot of people have genuine name tags. That gentleman over there, you can yell your name out.

What's that? I'm going to do that guy because he'll take about 15. It's just the way he's sitting. I don't even know why that guy will laugh. But you are sitting like a child. But you have the glasses of an adult. I love that. All right, you can put your name tags down, because we're going to play with this gentleman.

What is that that you're holding? This is a pizza gift card, a card from the blood bank, and some toilet paper. A pizza gift card, a card from the blood bank, a gift card. I changed my mind. You know what, Mike? I'm going to back your play. Sit the fuck down. I changed my mind. You know what, Mike? I'm gonna back your play. Sit the fuck down. You should pick him if you get to pick somebody. I will. I will.

I'll go with that neckbeard. Neckbeard, get over here, neckbeard. One of my favorite pirates of lore. Yo ho ho, bottle of stubs. Neck stubs. Alright, set up that mic so you can talk into it. Beard pirate. There you go. Alright. Yeah, he is the pro. He knows how to do that. Thank you. Yeah, and be sure to share the mic with Mike, and the two of you are going to go head-to-head

in the Leonard Mullen game. Do you know how to play the Leonard Mullen game? Of course. And what can we call you instead of neckbeard? Bobby K. Bobby K. Yes. And that's on your hat, and that qualifies as your name tag?

That's right. Okay. And just so people can follow you, at MC Bobby K. On Twitter, of course. Of course. Where else can you say Bobby K? On Twitter. That's right. Okay. And just so people can follow you, at MC Bobby King. On Twitter, of course.

Of course. We're all still saying he's at MC Bobby King. Of course. Oh, that's the name of the club that he plays. That'd be the most confusing club name. Come on down to MC Mixer-uppers. Where there's DJ, but he's a different name. I'll edit that part out.

Alright, you get to pick a category. Bobby K. MCBK. You get to choose from the following. What you like. It's been turned down by a lot of people, snakes on a plane? That's films where Alan Rickman flies.

Somehow. He doesn't really fly in Robin Hood. It's these. Or would you like Hunger Names? That's movies with food in the title. Or, this is a great new category, suggested by atteachak on Twitter,

Fred Hot Summer. That's movies that Freddie Prinze Jr. is in that have the word summer in the title. Don't yell them out. There are three of them. To the best of my knowledge. I didn't go deep on the research. Which one of those do you like?

Snakes on a Plane. Oh, yeah. All of are choice. Now the reason I keep emphasizing that it's Snape's flying but not necessarily on a plane is because it's definitely not on a plane. So don't even think about any time you might have been on a plane. any time you might have been in a plane. McLean. He amounted a plane and he'll die on two.

McLean. Three stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie from 1999. He calls it engaging, clever, funny, and sweet. And Alan Rickman flies in it somehow. And there are six, seven, eight, nine, ten names. How many names are you going to get in? At MC Bobby K? I'll say zero names. Wow! Shit got crazy. Wait, wait for it? Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for this.

Gotta say what we're playing for. Yeah, it's good prizes, you guys. A couple of my CDs, you know how that goes. Smug Life and Professional Humor Idiot. Also, magically placed in this bag, earlier in the show, a piece of paper with scrawled on it the news that you will get. There's two of them. So that's four? Is that okay? Or just give him one of them? Because you wrote two tickets on both of them. Okay, so four tickets to see Doug Stanholm here at the Waiting Room Lounge on September 27th.

And to anybody who doesn't win tonight, come see him because it's amazing he never of jokes up here. What do you think, Mike? We have to ask him to name it. You are? Because you have no idea? Yes, that's true. And you know he knows it, right? Oh! He's got my arm on it! But you have no other play.

You can't go into negative names if you don't know it. You could have poker-faced it when I wrote negative one, and you went and got a negative two. But anyway, yeah. Name it. What's the name of the movie? I'm going to say Dharma. Oh, that's wrong!

That's crazy! People in the audience must know that it's Galaxy Quest! Galaxy Quest. He flies. It's on a spaceship. And he's fucking in it. I think he's the only one in the captain. Engineer. First mate. Doctor. He's Spock. Doctor? The Spock. He's Spock. He's the Spock.

Yeah, he's the Spock. But what a, that's a fun movie. Three stars also, that's misleading because I think it's better than that. I really like that movie.

Is that a boy thing? I don't know why I'm saying that to a guy. Did I like it because I was a boy once? That's an incriminating question for you. The listeners love it when I talk to audience members

and they're not familiar with the whole exchange that's been going on all night with the shut the fuck up ad. It's true. All right, step up to the mic, Ian, Terry. And let's see those name tags again. Gotta get another playa! I think, I like to go for the underdog.

Sure. So I'm gonna bring him back up. There he is. Get back up here with your shitty name tag. Very nice play. That's how we do it around here. So it's toilet paper, a credit card, a gift card. What's the gift card for?

Valentino's pizza. And does he get a gift card? Nice. So Mike really fucked up. There's probably no money left on it. On that gift card. Probably gave you an empty gift card. Hang ten, dude.

God, I look like he was surfing through the ground. Okay, so what's your name, though, on the name tag? Jackson. Jackson, okay. That's the idea, so I will know what your name is. There you go. Oh, thanks, Jackson. Just hang on to that. Keep that wad of toilet paper to yourself. And you get to pick a category to go up against Omaha legend Ian Terry. And you get to choose between the following. Let's see here.

Let me pick out some special ones for you. I'm So Thor. Of course, it's a movie where somebody has a lisp. Also, Expendable. That's movies with cast members from the Expendables. Or, this is a crazy one

that you're gonna love. In Your Face. That's movies where someone's face is in someone else's face. Like in a mask. No, fuck That one. No, fuck that one.

No. I'm going to give you another option. Because I forgot to delete that one when we already played it. Okay. Quaid's Awareness Month. From Matt Brown, the SM suggested that. Quaid's Awareness month, which is films that have both of the Quaid brothers, Randy and Dennis. So that or the other ones were Expendables cast members or someone has a list in a movie category I'm so sore. Go Quaid's.

Go Quaid's. Go Quaids. Woo! All right. I don't think that's ever been uttered. Maybe go Quaid. Individually, I do like them. Three stars from Leonard from this movie from 1980.

When were you born? 1993. This is your favorite movie when you were 13. Leonard says about this movie, and don't yell out the answer, you guys, if you think you know it. He says this movie has a typically meticulous direction by the person who directed it and he also called it stylish but extremely bloody from the year of the 1980 and Jackson Um... Six. Six! That's a bold opening debate! That's super bold.

I'm gonna go name that movie. I'm gonna go name that movie. He's shaking his head like, I'm not gonna be the lighting director. Kill it! Why? Why? Why did you do that?

You thought he'd go that? I thought he was going to fly. You thought he was going to fly? I was like 13. Alright. Uh oh. Uh oh. The flannel came off to reveal a pump underneath. Oh my god, he's got a tattoo or a sticker or something. It's like a heart that he shoved in his face. It's a heart with a skull in the middle of it. Yeah. I'm serious.

I'm not so serious. At the same time. Seriously, heart disease is really a problem. Hey, now. Oh, yeah. Your six names are, and it's not going to really matter, Harry Carey Jr., James Whitmore Jr., Savannah Smith, Pamela Reed, Christopher Guest, and Nicholas Guest.

That's interesting. Any idea? Do you want to guess something? No. It might have both of the quades in it. It's pretty much just the one movie. This is another interesting category to pick. Like, there would have been lots of recent quade endeavors.

I mean, because, you know, one of them is on the lam and crazy. So, uh... Interstate. Interstate? You're cheating cheating cutely alright so you're not going to guess anything? no it was kind of an interesting movie because it also

had not only Randy Desquait but also James Keech and Stacy Keech and Robert Carradine and Keith Carradine and David Carradine and it was a western called The Long Riders. The Long Riders, yeah. So again, sit the fuck down, but thank you for playing, Jackson. The mic is back up.

You know, this place closes, this place closes in to you guys. Let me just say, let me make a brief statement here. Let me make a brief statement. Put your name tag down if you're not a true competitor. If you're not here to win. I can tell you are, sir. And that guy's pretty intense. And that girl back there, I like that.

Yes, you, that I pointed to. That was good because she got her hands up over her head and her whole stomach was showing. I'm gonna go like that. Yes, you, that I pointed to through the eyes. That was good, because she got her hands up over her head, so it made sure her whole stomach was showing. Very good stuff. I'll show my stomach! I bet you will. I hope the listeners can hear you yelling out,

I'll show my stomach, other than just silence followed by, I bet you will. Hey, that is some shit, for real, thank you. Shhh. My point I was trying to make, kind of, was that you guys aren't mics, so when you yell shit out in this wrong show, it'll be irritating for people to listen to later.

That's adorable. Thank you. Yeah, it's a, the name tag is me instead of Chevy Chase on the poster for Christmas Vacation. And this young lady's name is Chris. Must vacation. What up? Thank you. Join Mike at the mic and pick from one of the following categories.

Would you like to play, I'm running out of categories, Entertainment Weekly's 50 most underrated films of the past two decades, one of those, or, somebody says, or Windy City Heat, that's movies with either Windy City or Heat in the title. Or in theaters, ciao! And that's films that are set in Italy. Italy, Windy City Heat, or what was the third one? Oh, underrated movies. Underrated movies. Underrated. There you go. This underrated movie is from 1999. According to UW, it's underrated. Leonard Maltin gives it three stars. He says it's striking and original. And he says it's based on a book.

Yeah, the clues never help. And there are nine names. How many names do you think you can get in Christmas Vacation? Nine names. Nine. That's what we call smart play, Jackson. He's like just nodding his head like, I know! Why do you have to? I'll say seven names. Seven. Seven with Brad Pitt and a paint box. How is it a box? Name it.

Name it? Woo! Holy shit, we get seven names. 1999? Yeah. Here's your sister. She wants to know what the names are.

That's not how it works. See, your stomach got you up here but your mouth is getting back at my money. Somebody went, hey-o! That's from the 60s.

Okay, here's your six names, Mike. Seven names. Here's your 17 names. I'm going to read all the names a few times. No, how many does he get? Seven. Seven names. Why? Quit trying to. Seven. Why?

Quit trying to change it. It's not Christmas every day. It's once a year. Is your name Chris Short for Christmas? No, no. I'm just making an exam. It wasn't very good. Do you have a boyfriend?

I don't have a husband. Husband? Oh very good. Do you have a boyfriend? I have a husband. Husband? Oh shit. Is he here? Raise your hand. Who does this? Is this Christmas colors once a year? Boom!

That's called bar humor! Please come to my... I don't know what she said. No reason to fall on it. All right, your seven names, Mike, are M. Emmett Walsh, John Mahoney, Cloris Leachman, James Gammon, Christopher McDonald,

Vin Diesel, and, oh, and Harryry connick jr and the year is 1999 and it's don't say things i don't know why people do that they have to say time cop because i'm a prostitute on a date with a police officer. Time to pop. Pay up and get out. 1999. Vin Diesel, Harry Potter Jr.

Underrated movie of the last two decades. Underrated movie of the last two decades. That narrows it down considerably when you've got Vin Diesel in play. I don't think you say that about most of his work. Chronicles of Riddick was really underrated. I was just trying to figure out which Fast and Furious movie he'd be like, fourth billed in. It's gotta be one of those. I don't think he's ever been a minor character in those movies. I think we have a winner. I'm stalling, yeah. Let's go, Messia Spell.

Oh, that's a great guess. No, the rest of the names are Eli Marienthal and Jennifer Aniston, and it was a great animated feature called The Iron Giant. The Iron Giant. Christmas is coming! I'm winning!

You did it, Christmas! Hooray for Christmas! There's your prizes. Come and join Doug Stanhope on September 27th, waiting in the lounge. One more time, everybody, for my new friends, Ian and Mike, Carrie and Terry and as always shut the fuck up hats or I should hit

Doug to watch another talkie, eyes of gold his viewing prowess makes him cocky there's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.