Doug Loves Movies - Tyler Labine, Suzy Nakamura, Sean Jordan, Ken Reid and Graham Elwood guest

Episode Date: September 9, 2016

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Doug Hanks, candy wrapper, screaming baby, Stiffy seats with 50 as a pop of purple, With his feet there still not far, That he won't see, But Doug loves movies! Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies.

Oh, that was kind of a mellow one. Coming to you from the UCB Theater, Sunset Location. You can hear the difference from the Franklin location because it's got a higher ceiling. It's a echo-ier vibe. We're in Los Angeles, California. It's Tuesday, May 6, 2016. And I know some of you spent Labor Day yesterday

making name tags, and I'd like to see them, if you don't mind. Jeff Rassic Park, excellent. 51st Kate's, great job. Armin Gidden? Your name's Armin? Okay.

Love Maxually. That's a pretty interesting one. Max, is that your name? Very good. We've got plenty of good ones for everybody to choose from. Thank you guys for bringing those. that's a pretty interesting one Max is that your name? very good alright we got plenty of good ones for everybody to choose from thank you guys for bringing those let's do some Doug plugs Orlando, Florida

Doug Loves Movies comes back to the improv on International Drive this Saturday September 10th at 4.20 the next Doug Loves Movies here in LA is on Monday September 12th at Meltdown Comics at 9 o'clock. Houston at Happy Hour September 30th. Dallas at 420

on October 1st. Boston October 8th. More dates and deets at DougLovesMovies.com. Where? DougLovesMovies.com. Let's look in the prize bag, you guys. As you can see, there's five guest chairs here tonight. So I overdid it with the booking.

But that means you're going to get lots more stuff in the bag, I'm assuming. But I brought a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt and a book called Beyond Heaven's River by Greg Baer. Paperback edition. Some shit I got somewhere that I'm not going to use. It's Mikey V's 512 Pot Sauce. And I don't think it has pot in it, per se, but it's got, like, hemp spices in it, right? Is that right? I don't know.

Yes? Okay, cool. And this is a neat little item that I found in all of my crap. From the original release of E.T. the Extraterrestrial, a button that says, E.T. lives. Yeah, because, you know, nothing like a spoiler on a button that says E.T. Lives. Yeah, because, you know, nothing like a spoiler on a button. So that's all the stuff I brought, plus you're going to get all the stuff

that my guests brought, so please give a big, warm welcome to Sean Jordan, Susie Nakamura, Tyler Labine, Ken Reed, and Graham Elwood. All right. Yeah, clear your throats, everybody. It's time to do some talking.

Some warm-ups. Let's meet them individually, starting with one of our two first-timers tonight. It's Susie Nakamura, everybody. Sitting right there. Can't get over it. Star of Dr. Ken on ABC. I was trying to look for an old picture of you and me

because I remember the last time I saw... The last time... Or maybe the first and only time we've ever taken a picture together was on the roof of the Standard Hotel downtown. Do you remember that? Nope. Good position to be in the roof of.

I'm still going to find it, and I'm going to send it to you. You roof dropper. I might have never gone back after that. It wasn't awful. It wasn't awful. I just... I like it there, but I don't know why you were there,

why I was there, why we took... I mean, we took a picture because we know each other. We're on a nice roof. I have no idea who took the picture. I don't know why we're there. It's just nice to be on a roof that's not on fire for once. Yeah. If you take a selfie on the roof, is it called a roofie?

Yes. Yes. Thank you very much. Now everybody wait your turn to speak. If it wasn't for our frequent blackouts, I would have more details, but that's all. I just have a picture. Oh, okay. Well, if you ever find it, let me know. Okay. Maybe post it on the internet. Alright. Yeah, that'd be neat.

And when does Dr. Ken come back? Dr. Ken comes back September 23rd, Fridays, which is a Friday. Okay. At 8.30 p.m., 7.30 central. Perhaps more importantly, I was looking at your IMDB page today, and you're credited as computer wizard in 8mm with Nicolas Cage. Yep.

Yeah. You know, that movie, there's a lot to forget when you watch that movie. There's a lot of stuff to try to erase from your mind. Yes. So I don't recall you being in that. Do you remember your lines, what kind of stuff you say as a computer wizard?

He comes to me with a picture that I need to sort of clarify so he could see more clearly. Like magnify? Yeah, or something. I had to say something that... Very tactical. Enhance? Yeah, something like...

Yeah, you zoom in and it'll enhance. Ragnify or something like that. Some real minority report shit? Yeah. Do you pixelate? And, uh... But Nicolas Cage was like, fix this picture! Basically. I forgot.

He made out a face or a third person or something like that. I wish I... Well, that's a big moment in the movie. We realize there's two people in the room. I remember that. You remember that? Is that the one with the dude with the leather mask? Yeah. Chris Bowers. The machine.

Yeah. Sorry I brought it up. I do remember the script being way better than what ended up being the movie. Okay. It was different. It must have been the best script ever because that movie was awesome.

Well let's say hello to you then Mr. 8mm It was different. It was different. It must have been the best script ever because that movie was awesome. I don't remember. Well, let's say hello to you then, Mr. 8mm fan. It's Tyler Levine, everybody. Hi. Star of the program Deadbeat. We're all sad. It's two seasons in three seasons.

We're recently defunct, yeah. Yeah, yeah. But now, oh, don't be sad. You should have known that news already. But, weird audience member. But you should be excited because that means it's free to do other stuff, including a motion picture people can see soon called Zoom. Yeah, I have a movie called Zoom that just came out with Gael Garcia Bernal.

Bernal. I love saying that name. Gael Garcia Bernal. Gael Garcia Bernal. If you don't say it right, you seem like you really learned it. I actually never met him. I never met him. The movie is like three different movies.

One is like a fully rotoscope animated portion of the movie that he's in. Then Alison Pill and I from Alison Pill. You guys know her from Scott Pilgrim in the newsroom. And so many other awesome things. Her and I star in another one.

And then Mariana Jimenez, who's from Brazil. Everyone knows her, right? Mariana Jimenez? Come on, Jimenez. Head's in the house. Nope, not a single. Nope, sorry.

Okay, never mind. She's awesome. Well, you will if you watch Zoom. Go check it out. It's a really, really bizarre movie. There's a lot of crazy things, like a guy losing his penis out of the blue, and a lady getting breasts that are way too big for her body out of the blue, and people shooting

each other. I think you're watching the wrong movie. Is Jason Priestley in this? Yeah, Jason Priestley is in it. There's a lot of people in it. It's really awesome. All right. When and where can they see it?

You can see that at one cinema here in Los Angeles. I believe it's the, where's my guy? It's in NoHo. Go to the website. The Lemley 7. Yes, I think it's the Lemley 7 in NoHo. But you can check out the trailer, and it's available on IMDb. I mean, trailer's on IMDb, movie's on iTunes right now.

Okay. Which is probably where most people will see it. So feel free to do that too. Zoom, check it out. That's what I say. Thanks for the plug, Doug. Plug, Doug. You didn't put on your best sandals to come down here and not plug your shit. I did, I did.

I don't wear these. These are foot dungeons. I don't subscribe to the tyranny of the shoe. You play characters all the time and have to wear shoes, so in your everyday life, just get those toes out. Ken Reed is here, everybody. Let's hear it for Ken. Thank you very much.

Visiting us from Boston for a bit, a few days. You've got a Boston fan in the audience. Excellent. And you also have your own podcast. It's about television. Indeed. I think you and your podcast and my podcast should get together and fight or something.

I'd be up for that. I'm from Boston. Yeah. What's the name of your podcast? It's called TV Guidance Counselor. Right. Yeah. And every episode you just delve into a fall TV Guide preview issue?

Sometimes. Like I own pretty much every issue, and so someone picks an old issue from whenever they were a kid, and they write down everything they'd watched that week, and then we just talk about their choices. Oh, okay. Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to do when I'm on your show. Alright. I'm going to bring a goddamn... I used

to save TV guide fall previews. Fall previews are important. So I'll bring one that's special to me for whatever reason. Fantastic. Probably maybe when Taxi premiered. 1980. 79. And yeah, and we'll talk about that someday. I keep telling you I'm going to do your podcast.

Yeah, I believe you. Okay. It's really going to happen. Thank you for being here tonight. Oh, thank you for having me. And for sitting next to Sean Jordan, you guys. Sean Jordan's here. for sitting next to Sean Jordan, you guys.

Sean Jordan's here. Frequent guest on the show. This is his 30th appearance. There's a website that keeps track. Somebody keeps track of how many times we're on this. Yeah, and I said that number to be silly because it's probably more in the teens. Yeah, probably. Yeah.

Yeah. For being truthful, yeah, probably. But thank you for being here. Now you're an L. Yeah. Fight, fight, fight, fight. For being truthful, yeah, probably. But thank you for being here. Now, you're an L.A. transplant, so I can call you whenever I want to have too many guests. Yeah, Doug. I'll be lucky number six any time. What is it? Yeah?

No, there's five of you. There's five people. Yeah. I like lucky number six, so. Okay. I tried to get six, but T.J. Miller's out of town. I tried to get six, but TJ Miller's out of town. I tried to think of someone who'd be like,

oh, well, it'd just be five people watching TJ talk. And finally, probably the person who's been on the show more than any other person alive, it's Graham Elwood! Hey, what's up? Hey! Hey! Hey, what's up? Hey. Graham, do you have any pictures of yourself on a roof with Suzy?

Not offhand, but I do have an autographed picture of T.J. Miller that I'm going to put in the prize bag. Whoa. Well, let's get into it. What do you got for the prize bag? Oh, buddy. We've got a T.J. Miller. I'm guessing this is like a 2002 headshot. What is that stain? What is that stain? Is this on a wall?

Stain on the back? I don't know. I went through the Comedy Film Nerds garage today and went through some shit. Like a Never Not Funny t-shirt, everybody. Come on now. That's a great podcast. Are these for the press or are you just

showing us things you own? Yeah, I just wanted to go through some stuff I got and stuff you guys could never have. This is a shirt from Laura House. How to hate yourself. So think about that. Who doesn't like that on a shirt? Don't need lessons on that. How about a Doug Benson

hypocritical oaf poster? Whoa! It's so sweet of you to have saved that for all this time. Yeah. And the Comedy Film Nerd Guide to Movies. This is an actual prize. Featuring a foreword by Doug Benson. Susie Nakamura wrote

a couple chapters in here. Oh! One chapter. And then some stickers from San Francisco Indie Fest. These are all free. This is all free shit. That's in the font of the Giants. So there you go, ladies and gentlemen.

You got a bag for all that stuff? No, I thought you did. You just carried it in a pile? Yeah, like a gypsy. Bounced it on your head on the way in here. A bindle stick. We'll pass it down to somebody that has a bag

and maybe they'll put it in their bag or something. It's not going to fit in my bag. It really is just a pile of stuff. Yeah, just bring it to me, Graham. And Susie. Susie can start describing what she brought. I brought Kung Fu Panda 3 Awesome Edition DVD in digital HD. Hell yeah.

Nice gift. I also got, I brought my own personal cast gift from the first season of The West Wing. Oh, that's neat. It says $922.99. Maybe that's the day we premiered, I'm not sure. Breaks.

Deep personal meaning this gift. It might be. It might be. Breaks over, that's what it says. And then from the movie Lincoln,

which I played a injured Civil War, no, none of that's true. Just a Lincoln salt and pepper shaker set. Whoa! But it's from the movie Lincoln.

That's not true either. I like that the side, it has Lincoln on tater tots as the demonstration of how to use salt. Yeah, here we go. It'd be neat if you could put the pepper in the top hat. Do you think the pepper's in the top hat or his face? No, the top hat's a pepper receptacle. The pepper's in the hat always. Hair is salt in the top hat. Do you think the pepper's in the top hat or his face? No, the top hat's a pepper receptacle. The pepper's in the hat always.

Hair is salt in the face. It's true. Lincoln freed the tots. Ken, what do you have for the bag? I brought a traditional couple copies of TV Guide. We have one from 1979. This is March 16, 1991.

I brought a... I don't know which part of that you're excited about. Yeah, yeah. That one does feature the live-action Ninja Turtles in a kind of sexy pose with Barbara Walters. I brought a St. Little Richard candle for, you know, like just a night in. A copy of my new album,

The Vanity Project Volume 1 Hollywood Land, recorded here in Hollywood. Some buttons and a T-shirt with my name on it. On the front, not written on the tag. And a bag. And a bag from a person. And you brought a bag. See how that's done, Graham?

It's got a couple handles on it. Well, if he's going to come out and brag, look at how rich I am. I got a paper bag. You know what I mean? I commissioned that bag. They cut down one whole tree. I was like, I want a bag.

All right, well, Susie and Ken, please pass all those wonderful things down to me, and Sean Jordan's going to tell us about what he brought. I brought some popcorn, because I eat popcorn when I watch movies. And I brought some candy. You guys remember Warheads? They have the Warhead, they're like those gummy

worms, but they're Warheads now, so fucking I dare you. They're combining every goddamn candy, every single possibility. There's no such thing as a new candy anymore. Plus putting worms after sounds like a weird disease that kids would get. Like, kids get warhead worms. Lucky them.

I don't have an album out, but I'm trying to do it with Kill Rockstars, so I brought my roommate and very funny comedian Ian Carmel's album, who already is with Kill Rockstars, out to try to get everyone to tweet at them to put an album out with me. So do that. And then American Psycho. A copy of American Psycho. This is dope.

Tyler's gonna hang on to that. You didn't win the game yet, dog. I'll put it in out with me. Okay. So do that, and then American Psycho, a copy of American Psycho. Sweet. This is dope. Yeah. Oh, Tyler's going to hang on to that. You didn't win the game yet, dog. I'll put it in the bag later. Oh, if he wins, he gets to keep the prizes? He doesn't have a bag either. That's how it works.

Yeah, why not? I don't need bags. Give me that. Yeah, you do. Tyler, what'd you bring? I don't know. Help him out. That's my stuff.

They're hats, so you don't need a bag. You just put them on your head. They're good for pepper. Put pepper in there. Yeah, both of them. You have to wear both hats. Just stack them and put them on. They go together.

They're sewn together, actually. But that's pretty cool, the first one, I gotta say. It's a movie I did called Tucker and Dale vs. Evil. Yes. With Alan Tudyk's. Yeah, with Alan Tudyk's. He's never heard that one. Never. Alan Tudyk yeah with Alan Tudyk he's never heard that one never Alan Tudyk

so this is the one that the the company the distribution company put out and then I had like five of these from the Canadian

distribution company I made a hat for the movie that said giver on it I don't know if anybody's seen the movie but it's a

it's a Canadian expression I'm Canadian it's like the equivalent of like I don't even want to say it's like get her expression i'm canadian it's like the equivalent of like i don't even want to say it's like get her done because i hate that expression but in canada we say like give her like if you if you're about to like chug a beer and someone's like i don't know if i can do it you're like yes you can just give her so that's where that came from and this is there's only about five of these that i know of so this is like kind of a rare one from

tucker and dale and it's like the one i wore in the movie. So that's what I brought. Very nice. Thank you. That's awesome. That's so much more polite, too, than getter. Getter done or fucking give her, buddy. Like, want to go for a rip? Yeah, give her. Give her, man.

Got a nice cadence to it. All right. Yeah, bro, man. It's got a nice cadence to it. All right. Graham, let's start with you. During the intense questioning portion of the program, what was the last movie you saw, sir,

and remember you're under oath? Douglas Benson, last night I saw Morgan, which is Ex Machina meets Jason Bourne meets a bad script. Yeah, it's a really... Ridley Scott squirreled up $8 million so his son could direct a movie that was written

probably by his college roommate. And it's a bag of shit. It's a horrible disaster of a film, ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to use an announcer voice to make it sound a little bit better. That 92 minutes of my life

were completely wasted last night at the Arclight in Sherman Oaks. Yeah, did that answer your question, Tuck? Thank you, Graham. I know where I'm going after this. We did a spoiler up of it for comedy film nerds that have come out this week if you want to hear all the details of how horrible it is.

Okay, fair enough. Susie, same question. I just saw a Big Hero 6 and Zootopia double feature. What? Is this your way of saying everybody are having a baby?

No, I just had tonsillitis. So I was going to... You only wanted to watch colorful, animated films? Yeah, I was posted up in my living room for a couple, two, three days. If those two movies, if you had to choose between the two of them, which one would you say is better? I'm going to have to say Zootopia. What? Zootopia. What?

Zootopia, she said. Oh, yeah. No, I heard her. I disagree. I strongly disagree. Give her. Whoa. Get her.

Yeah, with Zootopia, I was like, nah. With Big Hero 6, I was like, fucking give her, buddy! They're both animated, but they're two completely different movies. Yeah, it's not fair to really judge them against. Yeah, but all animated movies are different. It's not like, do you like Elizabeth I with Helen Mirren or Elizabeth I with, what's her name? The other broad. Yeah.

Cate Blanchett? Yeah. Okay. The apples and oranges is what you're saying. Yeah. They're not comparable. Yeah. Okay.

So Zootopia is sort of like an animated 8mm. It is. It's like 16mm. Yeah. So Zootopia is sort of like an animated 8mm. It's like 16mm. Ken, what did you see? I watched The Birds at Hollywood Forever on Saturday night, but that's from 1963, so that might not be appropriate. I saw Ghostbusters, I think it was the last movie

I saw in the theater. No, I want to talk to birds. Alright, let's talk to birds. How did that hold up for you? Some of the effects are pretty cheesy nowadays. The effects didn't bother me so much as the first 90 minutes of Douglas Sirk melodrama that leads up

to anything interesting happening. It takes forever for the birds. There's a lot of hints there's going to be a bird situation. They don't get right into it. I'm like, where the hell are the birds? We're playing practical jokes. And as much as I like Suzanne Plachette, like, okay, smoke another

cigarette for 20 minutes. But you knew, because the movie's called Birds, there's got to be birds. It's not called, you know, smoking. When there's much more smoking than birds. Everybody smoked back then. Much more deadly as well. Because doesn't somebody

throw a cigarette into a bunch of oil at the gas station? That is great. But the best part is everyone in the diner is like, Mr. Mr. Don't do that!

And this guy looks at them and lights a cigarette and it's up to his ankles in gas. Yeah. And they're yelling at him for maybe a full minute not to drop the match

in the gas and then he's like, and drops the match in the gas. And then the whole town goes up. Yeah, it's very weird. Different time. It was a different time. They didn't understand gasoline

back in 1963. That's a weird little mini flood. Anything combustible. They just didn't quite have a grasp on it yet. Sean, I've got a different question for you. What's that, Doug? What's that, Doug? Just say yes.

No, same question. Oh. Well, now I can't remember. I was ready to answer something different. Jason Bourne was the last movie I went to. Yeah. It was a while ago. It was good.

I mean, I didn't mind it. It wasn't the best Bourne movie by any means, but it was all right. Yeah, which was? Which one has the fight scene where a dude comes flying in through the window and he uses the book? That's the first one. I'm talking about where he flies. Where the dude flies and he's using a book

for self-defense in a real small room. I think it's the second one. Nobody knows what the second one is. Was Born Identity, Born Ultimatums the second one? Born Supremacy was the third one? Born Free. Is that the one that looked like they shot it through a wet rag? That one was fun. Or if it's the third one? Born Free. Is that the one that looked like they shot it through a wet rag? That one was fun.

Or if there's a guy who rented Born Free thinking it was one of the Bourne movies and sits through like an hour and a half being like, what the fuck is this? What is Matt Damon going to do some parkour on these animals? He's fucking lying. It's boring, man. Yeah, we never really get a great discussion going

when Jason Bourne, the movie, comes up because it's just like, I feel like I've seen it without having seen it. What is there to talk about, really? They really tried to throw a lot of backstory in there, which I don't need. Oh, they haven't done that in any of the other ones. They tried to sew it all up

where you're just like, I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago. Like, this is one where he realizes who he really is. The hero of the movies doesn't give a shit about his past. I mean, he doesn't know it anyway. Was there a scene where he was underwater and then suddenly opened his eyes? No.

Really? That's a departure? They skipped it this time. Just a lot of hazy flashbacks where you can't like, even on the last flashback, you're like, I don't know what was going on in any flashback. They were all, like, blurry. Yeah. But it was alright, you know? I like everything, so it was alright.

Alright. Traffic sucked when I was in Vegas, like, when they were shooting the chase scene in Vegas, and it ruined traffic in Vegas for a few nights. So I thank them for that. What were you driving around in Vegas for? Oh, you know, I do a little Ubering on the side of Vegas. Doug Benson's Vegas tour.

He drives tourists around. I keep it in this quadrant when I'm in Vegas. I don't really get too much rolling, but, you know. Tyler Labine. Yes. Last movie you saw? I have, like, a cooler answer, and I have, like, a

more fun answer. I'm going to I have a more fun answer. I'm going to go with the more fun one. Wait. Cool or fun? Yeah. You don't say this. You want cool or fun? Which one?

Choose or die? I got good news, and I got better news. I want them both. I want them both, too. Well, I went to see fucking Star Trek, and it was like, all right. OK. But then at my buddy's house last weekend, We were like, what are we gonna watch? We had no wives with us, which for whatever that doesn't mean anything you guys but we watched bloodsport

It was on he had it like on eyes on his DVR and I was like, oh bloodsport and he was like I haven't seen that forever and I kind of got to like walk him through bloodsport You know, I mean sure and I don't know if anybody remembers the movie that well, but that movie has like a 42-minute flashback. The whole first half of the movie is a flashback. He goes to see his dying sensei.

This is JCVD. Yeah, this is JCVD. The OG. In his prime. And he goes to the door and the dying sensei's wife answers and she's like, I'm so glad you came.

And he's like, yeah, me too. And then he walks into her lobby or foyer. Foyer, whatever. She owns a hotel. We forgot to mention that. She kicked him out. And she's a hotelier. He's coming to the foyer, not the lobby.

JCB needs French. He would say foyer. Go read a book and get back in here. And he stands there and he looks at a katana sword on the mantle. And then it goes into a flashback. And it goes on so long that you don't even realize that you're not just watching the movie until literally 30 minutes later. It snaps back to him

standing in the toilet. And you're like, oh, fuck. That was a flashback. It'd be great if that was in real time in the movie so he stood there for 30 minutes while she was... She asked him a question and then he's just like, uh... His eyes roll back in his head. I think it works the other way. I think like every minute

in a movie actually equals to like a day in real time. Okay. So he was there for like a month. It's one of Donald Trump's favorite movies,

truthfully. Really? Now I hear you. He strikes me as a Lionheart guy. Fuck that movie. And also, doesn't Jean-Claude Van Damme

find a reason to do the splits between two items like four times over the course of the film? Twice in one fight. It's his version of Steven Seagal's pool cue as a weapon. Every movie. There's another thing he does in the movie which I think is really

amazing. They really get down on Bolo Young who was this guy named Chong Li. Chong Li! Chong Li! Because he hurts people real bad in the ring. In that one fight with the big sumo guy, he tries to do the dim mock on him, which is the touch of death because he's just too big for him.

So he's like, I'm just going to fucking kill you. It doesn't work. Then the guy keeps coming at him and he goes into the splits and he gives him the cheapest split underhanded ball punch, which takes him out. And then he's like, and then his like heart explodes and nobody said he says like but wait a second he just killed that guy it's all about Bolo young yeah kind of like he's not as

handsome little dirty yeah wait I have a question if I punch someone in the balls did their heart explode well I think on how you do it not in my experience chairs I'm gonna show you right now what I What I mean is it reinvigorated the power of the dimmock, the touch of death. Didn't quite work until he tweaked it with the ball. Oh, it was a testicular recharge on the dimmock. Yeah, it was a testicular recharge. I just picture a point being like,

I see what's wrong with your dimmock here. You got to fucking hit the balls to just get it kick-started. Nice uppercut. But all in all, though, great movie, man. They don't make them like that anymore. It's so good. Fantastic movie. It's so good.

In fact, my buddy I was watching it with, we both said that we wanted to make like a send-up, but more like not like a total send-up like Lampoon, but like a send-up kind of like cool homage to that era of like Michael Dudikoff, JCVD, you know, Remo Williams, that kind of shit. Those were just badasses. Remo Williams. I love Remo Williams.

The Adventure Continues. Which was the first one. Yeah, the first in a series of one movies. Which means that somewhere out there, there is a Remo Williams, The Adventure Begins, I'm assuming. All right. Bert Kreischer, turn the show off, because I'm about to say, let the games begin!

Lady and gentlemen, some people in the audience have fashioned name tags out of basically their movies poster parodies for the most part. Some are very creative and they're all pretty creative today. So just go pick who you'd like to play for and then physically bring the name tag back. There's one up in the balcony I see. And we don't have any ads in this episode so the quicker you do it, the better. Just get on it. Susie's really looking him over. There you go. She's going with that.

These are the largest name tags I've seen any time I've done the show. Jeff, take a look. People are making them bigger and bigger, and it's not a bad move. It's a good way to get... Whoa. This is a real...

I'm just going to take this from you there's a real joint tape to mine oh yeah okay well let's talk about yours first then let me see that take a close look at that one done all right so this is it I have to read this out loud if you lose tonight that's the consolation prize is that I have to say that so don't read that part out loud but tell us tell us about the name tag and why you chose it. I chose it because I'm a huge fan of the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

In all things Hunter S. Thompson, rest in peace. And I was drawn to the doobie in the mouth, obviously. And I believe that's, yeah, that's a picture of you in Johnny Depp's sunglasses, and I was drawn to that. And it's called, this has been cleverly retitled Fear and Lauren in Las Vegas, which I'm assuming is you.

Good job, Lauren. So, yeah. I caught all that from way back here. I was like, yep, yep, check, check, check, check. Taking it. How did that affect traffic when they filmed that in Las Vegas? I don't know. Were you loathing the traffic, or were you more fearful of it?

You're just being silly. Uber was not a thing. It wasn't working for them yet. Shawnee, what do you got? That was hilarious. Love Maxually. I love romantic comedies and so it just caught my eye right out of the gate. And there's a little picture of you and Jeff Tate's punk ass made the cut, too.

He's on there. You heard it, Jeff. So, yeah. Yeah, love him actually. This is for a contestant named Love. Probably, yeah. Love, is that your name? You want to talk about it?

We have fun with that all the time. Kenneth, what's the frequency? Yes, it is an REM song. Are you going to kick my ass? That's the frequency? Yes, it is an R.E.M. song. Are you going to kick my ass? That's what people say. I grabbed this because it's Godzilla. So I assume your name is Leah. And it was very far away, so I thought, I don't mean to insult you, but I thought this was going to be good.

I thought it was good, and then I got it, and it just looks like a vibrating badger instead of Godzilla. It looks like the Wisconsin badger. Yeah, it looks like a vibrating badger instead of Godzilla. It looks like the Wisconsin badger. Yeah, it looks like a badger. And I'm like, I... I thought it was one of those photos where you stare at it and then like a shark pops out of it. Yeah, it might be a magic eye photo. And also Godzilla's tail looks kind of like...

A bunny tail. Yeah. You know what that is? That's a space between his Godzilla legs. Yeah. It's the fire. But he's on fire instead of shooting fire, which I don't think is how Godzilla works.

I think it's great, Leah. I think a lot of the effort, obviously, and time went into the name. That's the important part. And it got your attention, and so it fucking worked. The name is perfect, and then I think it was 6.30, and she was like, shit, I gotta get in the car and get over there. The longer we talk about it, the more I love it.

It's going right on the bridge after this. It's not that bad. No, it's fine. Good job, Leah. Susie, who you got? I got 50 First Kates. Very nice.

Because it resonated with me because I actually thought it was the movie The Wedding Singer and now it's not. It's kind of a... The movie itself or the poster? I was just kind of rushed. I was like, oh yeah, it's the one with the wedding and it's not. It's still Drew Barrymore.

It's just his team. That is a delicious looking pineapple, though, I will say. And also, the penguin has pineapples on his shirt. A collared shirt, so it's a little step up. You know what I'm saying? But it looks like he's wearing a tux anyway. That's weird for a penguin to dress up.

It is. Hawaiian shirt over a tux. If it's a first date or a first Kate. All right. I'm not sharing it with the audience. Graham, what'd you get? sharing it with audience Graham would you get I took a national treasure themed poster because the guy's name is Pat he photoshopped his head over Nick Cage and I worked with him yeah he's a good business and And he called it Patchinal Treasure.

So I love the sort of half effort of this. And then bad Photoshop of the sidekick is he put Doug's head, but your head is really misproportionate, so you're like

some kind of weird parade float or one of those president baseballs that run around during the seventh inning stretch. Like the opposite of a Zika baby? Yeah. You need a shunt. It looks like a shunt requiring...

Too soon. I'm just making fun of Zika babies while we can because they're going to grow up eventually and then you're not going to want to say shit about them. You're right. Get out ahead of it. Get it out it now and there's no Zika babies in that movie so the opposite of a Zika baby would just be a person in that movie you people who are you thinking yeah national treasure is a pro-Zika baby movie. So that's why I picked it.

All right. Good job. Well, all right then. As long as you have a reason, that's all I care about. And thank you to everybody who brought name tags. And good luck next time, those that didn't get selected, which will be Monday night at Meltdown Comics. The first game we're going to play tonight

is called Doug Loves Musicals. I know a lot of the guys on the panel probably dig musicals. I just keep waiting for the music to stop and the talking to start. I think that's a surefire sign that you don't like musicals. Yeah, Les Mis must have killed you. I like Les Mis. surefire sign that you don't like musicals. Yeah, it must have really,

Les Mis must have killed you. I like Les Mis. I do like Les Mis. I'm waiting for them to talk. I like Les Mis. Okay. So that's the key for you is they have to sing every word of the story?

No speaking. No. No speaking at all. I want them to like talk, sing like Jean Valjean. Who am I? Bloodsport musical. He really sings

He does, he does But there was a few He sings it I don't know That's fucking singing That is fucking Alright So here's what's gonna happen

All of you use your microphones Just guess as often as you like The first person that guesses The movie musical That has the songs I'm about to list In it So these are the songs From the soundtrack guesses the movie musical that has the songs I'm about to list in it. So these are the songs from the soundtrack

of a movie musical, and you can guess as many times as you want. First person to get it right wins. Here we go. What musical has all of these songs in it? Starting with Magic Knight. Cats? Xanadu?

No and no. Another song in this movie is called Samantha. Who's the boss of the musical? Saturday Night Fever. Is that a musical? What'd you say? Never mind. He sings with his hips the whole time.

You're goddamn right it's a musical. Another song in this musical is Liberation. Hair. No. Mamma Mia. No. Hairspray. No.

Shampoo. No. Conditioner. Hair gel. Hair tonic. Hair clippers. Labyrinth repeat. Rogaine.

That weird blue stuff they put the comb in. Barbicide. I know that stuff. Barbicide always sounds like a crime. Yeah, it sounds like you committed Barbicide. It doesn't sound good, does it? Can you get that comb in the Barbicide one more time for me? There's a song in this musical called I Love You to Death.

Another one. I'm just going to speak through these. I don't feel like you guys are going to know this. Give me a break. What side story? The Nell Carter story? Cats? Did somebody say cats? I did say cats.

There's a song called New York, The Sound of the City. Don't yell out from the audience. Kiss me, Kate. Oh, rent? Did you say rent? I said rent, not rent. That was such a magic night when I got AIDS.

Give me a break. I love you to death. I love you to death makes sense. I guess I'm not going to go see Rent. Guys and Dolls. Nope. The next song is called Milkshake. Oh, oh, it's Moulin Rouge.

No, it's Burlesque. No. Chicago. Though Glitter? Chicago, the New York City musical. Shut up, Graham. Fuck. At least I'm trying.

Can we start asking? This one, like, no asking Don't ask anybody else or me anything. Is that all the songs? Hang on, there's two more songs but this next one's going to tip it

for a lot of, maybe not a lot, but somebody in the audience so keep it, don't spill the beans. That's not the song. Is that a hint? Yes, the song is called

Don't Spill the Beans and I wish that was a song in the rock opera Tommy. Because the bean scene is disgusting. But no. YMCA is in this movie. Oh, Can't Stop the Music. That's correct. Kaboom!

Nice. Steve Guttenberg's finest role. Did you know what the final song in the list of song tracks from that movie is? Is it the name of the movie? In the Navy? Yeah. Can't Stop the Music. So I knew we'd get it eventually.

Is it really? I wouldn't have guessed it. I guarantee I wouldn't have got it. Yeah. Whoever could say Can't Stop the Music quickest if we had gotten that one. Which is always a fun game in and of itself. I never would have gotten that. If you would have said Can't Stop the Music itself. I never would have gotten that. If you would have said, can't stop the music first,

I wouldn't have gotten that. I've never even heard of that movie. What movie has the song can't stop the music in it? Cats. You're right. You really can't figure it out. I can't do it. You can't do it.

What an idiot. He proved it right there. All right. So Ken Reed gets to start us off in this next game. And it's a little something called How High Can You Get? And I was going to play it on the show yesterday in Denver. And we didn't get around to it. But a guy in the audience said that he had a great suggestion for that game.

His name was Titty, T-I-T-Y. Titty? UndersI-T-Y. Titty? Underscore O-S. So I don't know what that name's supposed to mean. And I would have asked him if he were in the audience, but he was in the audience in Denver. Titty Operating System. Yeah, that's the new...

Yeah. Titty O's. That's what I call my hands. Aw, shit. Show me the twins. Boom. I don't get it. Here's how this works.

Tiddy OS suggested. Tiddyos. Tiddyos. Tiddyos sounds like a Taco Bell item. A villain from another planet and Thor. Tiddyos is going to destroy Earth if you guys don't do well in this game. Say bye everyone. Say bye, everyone. It starts with Ken.

I'm going to tell you guys a genre of film. Ken has to name a movie in that genre that only has one word in the title. Oh, wow. Okay. Then Susie has to do the same. Then Graham, Tyler, Sean. Understood. And then the next round will be two words.

Okay. And then the next round will be two words. Okay. And then the next round three, and we see who can get the highest. All in the same genre. Yeah, we stick with the same genre the whole time. Jeez. So you can start thinking, you can get ones on a count, you know, get ones in your head that'll work in upcoming rounds. And we shift the rounds each time, so like next round, Suzy will go first.

Ken? Yes. The genre suggested by Titios is westerns. Shane. Name a western with one, okay, Shane. Suzy, a western with one word in the title. Outlaw? That's so great. a western with one word in the title? Outlaw? That's so great.

I'm sure that's a movie. It's part of a western. That has to be a movie. Please be a movie. I'm sure it is, but we don't take the time to look it up. So we're going to just assume that there's a movie called Outlaw and that it's a western. Because it could be somebody that's just running

from the law in the middle of a city. It could be an old Van Damme movie. Does anybody have a tiny computer on them? A very small computer with a device of some kind. A, we don't have time to look it up, and B, I don't give a fuck. Graham.

It's very dicey. All my decisions are final. Graham. Susie, for the next round, think of an actual Western that has two words in the title. That you know, like you know about. Unforgiven. Yes. Great example.

Tombstone. Very good. Sean. Westworld. Okay. Is that a science fiction? We could argue about that one all day. It's there in a Western setting, right? It's both. Part of it. Netflix would have it on both. Partially, yeah.

Are you excited about the new Westworld on HBO? I'm very excited about that series. It looks so good. The previews make it look like it's not going to be as linear as the original Westworld movie. So we'll see. And the movie wasn't that dark either. The series was super dark. The movie was pretty dark.

They came to enjoy playing their Knights of the Round Table and the guy just gets a sword right through his belly and goes, what the fuck? That movie's crazy good, man. Yeah, that movie's one of the ones that stands out to me as a child the most. You guys didn't grow up in the Jordan household, apparently.

Which, no, I didn't. Michael Jordan? Who are you talking about? All right, Susie, we move to you. Two-word Western title. Outlaw 2. She's got you there. The sequel.

You're still in the game just because of the balls Graham Well, I have two One I know is correct Well, say the one that is correct Can I say the wrong answer first? Well, here's the Alright Because one of them I'm not sure if it's one or two words

Well, that's why you shouldn't use that one Oh Good call, though Be careful Alright, well'm not sure if it's one or two words. Well, that's why you shouldn't use that one. Oh, good call. Be careful. All right, well, then I'll just go The Searchers. Yeah, good job. Bless you, sir. Bless you.

Someone's allergic to John Ford movies. Dead Man. Dead Man. Dead Man. Johnny Depp. That's a Jim Jarmusch movie. Did you know that he tried to talk him into calling it Depp Man?

You almost kind of believed me. For one second I was like, look who I'm talking to. Come on. Hi Noon. Wyatt Earp. There you go. Great job everybody. What's that face, Susie? I can't remember if someone said something. Three words for you, everybody. What's that face, Susie? I can't remember if someone said something.

Oh. Three words for you, Graham. A Western with three words in the title. Oh, she just gets skipped over? Yeah, it changes each round. Oh, that's right. I'm special. Outlaw Josie Wales.

But it's called The Outlaw Josie Wales. So save that for the four word round. 310 to Yuma. That's numbers and one word. Three, the number 10. I'll take it. God bless you. Tyler.

Okay. Go in peace, my son. Tyler, you got a three-worder? The Young Guns. It might just be Young Guns 2. Fuck you, dude. Of Outlaw, which might not even be a movie, by the way. 2 is in Young Guns 2, is it?

Yeah, no, Young Guns 2 is a great answer. I was going to say Young Guns 2. Thanks man. That was some inspiration coming from somewhere. That was it. I had Young Guns 2 locked. Hold on. Hold on. That was really your one? That was definitely my one.

I stole your thunder. I don't think it's that funny. I can't think. You don funny. I can't think. You don't got another one? No. All right, you're out. You'll be back. You'll be back soon enough.

Dances with Wolves. Oh, nice. Good one. That's really good. South Dakota. All right. Quit it with your crazy finger snapping. Yeah, that really scared me.

I'm sitting right next to him. I thought I was going to get hurt. Yeah. It sounds like a bug flying into a zapper. Next round. I can't make it. Next round is four words starting with Tyler. A fistful of dollars.

Mm-hmm. Wow. Wow. People in this audience already have one with eight in their minds. They're not impressed with your four-word title. Sean's out. Ken? There is a movie called

A Minute to Pray. Is that a spaghetti western? Sure. Susie? The King and I. The Outlaw King and I. It takes place in the opposite of the West. I would like to challenge you to a duel.

That's my Yul Brynner. See, in the movie, he... You're a gifted mimic. Forget it. Graham. The outlaw Josie Wales? Yes. I don't know why no one

didn't fucking steal that. So many chances. All right. So now we're up to a five word title, starting with Ken and Graham and Tyler, the other two that are still in this. Five word Western. Five words Western. Got one.

Oh, yeah. Yep. All right. Okay. Okay. Okay. No, that's three syllables, not three words. Shit.

Five words. Yeah. Five, right. Oh. You know. Nothing? I got nothing. I got nothing.

Graham, do you have one? For a few dollars more. Oh, look at you. Nah. A lot of weird hand stuff on his face. I'm completely unskilled at this. I appreciate it. I felt it.

Tyler, take it home. The good, the bad, ugly? He said it fast. It was almost... It works. Don't think about it too much. There's an and in there, so it's eight words. All right, so Graham wins that game.

Well deserved. Well deserved. How the West was won I had once upon a time in the West Does anybody else have a good five? I just don't like westerns Anybody got a good five out there? The quick and the dead Would No Country for Old Men count or is that not even close to a western?

No Country for Old Men I'd take that, It's western-y. They've got western hats on. True story. In that movie. Got some twang to it. Thanks, guys. Got cows.

Inconsequential. No, I'm sorry. It has a gun that you kill cows with. Same thing. That's what I meant. Graham gets to go first in Jason and Deb's IMDB game. What an unenthusiastic clap. I can't wait for the applause

after I announce the names of these games. I never know which ones they're going to be excited about. But LA has given me their answer. You guys don't like Jason and Deb? Or at least this one particular group of 99 people from the L.A. area. Or visiting. Who's visiting from out of town?

I don't care. Well, it's great to have you guys here. All right. Asshole. Okay, so explain very quickly. On IMDB page, on your page, Tyler, it says, like, best known for, and probably has, you know, Dead Beats in there, and your CW show. Sure.

Yeah, Reaper, Tucker and Dale. Yeah, Tucker and Dale's probably in there. Planet of the Apes, stuff like that, the boss. Planet of the Apes you think got in there? Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Yeah. Yeah, that's probably in there.

It's a weird metric that they choose, but basically everybody's got a top four. So I'm going to start saying someone's top four, and then you guys buzz in with your own name when you have a guess at who you think the person is I'm talking about. Wait, we say our own name when we think? Yeah you guys buzz in with your own name when you have a guess at who you think the person is I'm talking about. We say our own name? To buzz in. You go Tyler and then you say I think it's Tom Hanks. Got it. Can't just say eh or like

No because I might not be looking and any one of you are capable of making that noise. Unless your name was that. If your name is eh. I understand the rules now. I didn't at first, I get it now. If I ever have a kid, I'm going to name it. All right. Yeah, Susie will buzz in and say outlaw every time.

I think there were six in the outlaw series, so you're safe. I just keep answering with it. So good. But then if you jump in early, like if you jump in on the first title, you get cocky. Like let's say the first title is Love Actually. There's a shit ton of people in that that the answer could be, but if you want to take a chance

that you think you know what I'm thinking or you think there's some sort of trend or something, then you can jump in, but it'll be negative one point. Yeah, it's virtually who's who of British thespians. If you fail, yes. So if you fail, you get negative one point. But if you succeed, you get bonus points for each additional movie you can name in the person's top four.

Ooh. I hope you understand. Wait, wait, say that last part again. You get bonus points for every additional title from that person's top four. After I say you have the right answer, then I'll ask you what the other ones are, depending on how many are left in that person's top four I hope you all understand maybe that's why they want cheering for it is because it always takes so long to explain all right so the first film in this person's top four is Valkyrie. Tom Cruise. I mean, Tyler. I'm not Tom Cruise, by the way.

Did he say Valkyrie? I'm not Tom Cruise. I didn't want you guys to think that I think that I'm Tom Cruise. I know that I'm not Tom Cruise. Right? Tyler's Tom Cruise. That's what people call me, so you can see the confusion. Tyler.

Okay, Tyler. What's your guess? Tom Cruise. No. You don't think that's one of his top four? Come on. Oh, I don't know what's in his top four, because that's not the person whose top four I wrote down. But, you know, it's cool. You took a shot at it.

It could have been Tom Cruise. He's definitely in Valkyrie. Yeah. He is, right Valkyrie. Yeah. He is, right? That's a decent guess. If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room. You know what I mean? You've got to swing for the fences, dude. Yeah. Good point. Why did you hold back?

He's more of a lay a bunt down the third baseline kind of guy, right? Let's just continue playing the game, shall we? Alright, it's not Tom Cruise, but the first title was Valkyrie. Anybody else want to buzz in? George Clooney. No, I just think I'm George Clooney. I wanted to yell that out.

Yeah, you didn't say your name first, so it doesn't count. Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Ken. Who is it, Ken? Julia Roberts? No. She's not in either of those movies. She's in Mary Riley.

Where is she in Frankenstein? I want to see Julia Roberts. She was cut. Oh, now I know who it is, too. Right, that's what happens. Negative one for Ken. Sean and Graham and Susie are winning by doing nothing. Can I guess again?

You'll get back in. You'll get back in, Tyler, but not on this one. Not on this watch. Henry V. Henry V. Graham. Who is it, Graham? Kenneth Branagh.

That's correct. Stay and do the rest of the show, Graham. Who is it, Graham? Kenneth Branagh. That's correct. Stay and do the rest of the show, Graham. I don't think I've ever seen anybody say Kenneth Branagh and then drop a mic. Sit the fuck down. Kenneth Branagh. Graham, report back to your microphone. You get to guess one more Kenneth Branagh project for his top four. If you're correct, you get one more point.

So the three were Valkyrie, Frankenstein, and what was the third one that you said that I got it on? Was Henry V or something like that? Right before you dropped the mic. And walked around. And did like a round. Where I slapped that kid in the front row. It's early onset Alzheimer's when you just can't remember where you dropped your mic.

I don't know what happened. Let's see. Just pick a popular... I'll give you no clues. Just pick one. I can't think of one. Can I guess one? No, you can't. Can I just for fun? Maybe.

But not until Graham's done his final... I thought he was done a while ago. How about... That one we all know. Alright, you're not going to come up with this one. No, I can't come up with it. You're not going to come up with Jack Ryan's shadow recruit. Yeah, there's no way. There's no way that would come up with this one. I can't come up with it. You're not going to come up with Jack Ryan's Shadow Recruit. Yeah, there's no way.

There's no way. There's no way that would have come up ever. What bizarre algorithm is this? Is this like Harry Potter? Well, he directed that one, I believe. So that's maybe why he got that one in his top four. All right. So Graham got the one point.

He's in the lead with just one. And we move on to the second of five rounds. Really, Robin? He's in the second of five rounds. Really rubbing it. He's in the lead with just one. Yeah. Everybody's back in. How many games have we played already? 14.

We're going to play all of them, Tyler. It's a lock-in. I'm so lost. Whose top four starts with? Thelma and Louise. Tyler. Sure. Holy shit, you love to jump right in.

I'm just doing it. I'm just doing it. I've never seen it. I'm going to say it's the GD, Gina Davis, man. Incorrect. I'm going to drop the mic and everything. Gina Davis mic drop. God damn it.

Anybody else want to buzz in? Tyler. You can't yet. The next title. Dead Man Walking. Sean. Sean. Sean, who is it? I think I'm wrong.

Susan Sarandon? That's correct. Susan Sarandon. The other one. The other cliff diver. That's Louise or Thelma. I don't know. Okay, so Sean, you get two more points

if you can name two more titles in her top four. I saw her in The Meddler recently. I enjoyed that. She's quite good. She's a fetching lady. I don't know. Bull Durham and

Rocky Horror Picture Show. One of those is correct, and that's Rocky Horror Picture Show. It's in our top four. But strangely, instead of Bull Durham, Ping Pong Summer. They don't take my favorite movies

into account when they're picking. Well, I think you probably do like this movie, if I can say it. Lovely Bones. Okay. I'm not a fan of Bull Durham. I'm not a fan say it. Lovely Bones. Okay. No? I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan of it. Alright, so Sean got two points for his trouble there.

Good job, Sean. Here's the next round. Didn't drop the mic or anything. It's called show business, Sean. It's regrettable. You even said Susan Sarandon very quietly. Yes, with dignity. Like you were going to try to take it back.

With quiet dignity. I'm shy. It's just not a name that one shouts. It's not a Kenneth Branagh. You know what I mean? It's a Susan Sarandon. He's fucking knighted, okay? You drop a mic when you drop a mic on the knight.

Mike Knight. Maybe in Buckingham Palace. Michael Knight? You're bringing up the Knight Rider now? Yeah. Yeah, he was knighted. Sir Knight, Sir Michael Knight. He was.

Talk about that shit on TV Guide and Counselor. This is Doug Loves Movies. It's pretty dope. All right, here we go. Sir Michael Knight. Here's the first thing. Movie. Title.

Whose top four starts with Blade Runner? Tyler. Tyler. Tyler. Getting ready for the mic drop. That's fucking awesome. Okay, who is it? Losing confidence. I don't want to say the obvious because it's not going to be.

You never know. It might be. I'm going to say the obvious because it's not going to be. You never know. It might be. I'm going to say it. No, I'm not. What about... Rucker Hauer. Shit. Incorrect. Harrison Ford. Harrison Ford is what I meant to say. You're a negative three.

You're good. You still got time for a comeback. Anybody else want to buzz in? Nope. All right, the next title, Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Ken. Say that. Ken.

Sean Young. That's correct. Thanks, Sean Young. Ken is out of the hole. Has zero. Oh, nice. You're up to zero. Excellent.

And you got two more Sean Young things you'd like to guess for bonus points? Two more Sean Young things. I am going to guess... I got nothing. What the hell have I seen Sean Young in? She was very popular around the time of Blade Runner. She was a really bad actress.

I gotta say. She was in... Wasn't there like a... Wait, what are you doing? Helping him? You're thinking of the cutting edge. That wasn't Sean Young. No, that was Morton Kelly. You're in a much deeper hole than he is, Tyler.

I'll be getting deeper and deeper into a negative deficit. Yeah, you're at negative three. All I can think of is that cheerleader movie where she thinks Rob a Bank. Yeah, that's not it. She also has in her top four Stripes and No Way Out. No Way Out. Wow. She was the girl that hooked up with Harold Ramis in Stripes.

Yeah. And in No Way Out, I think she, doesn't she like do something with Kevin Ramis in Stripes. No Way Out. Kevin Costner? Do something with Kevin Costner in a limo. I think they'd do it. Yeah, they'd do it. Sean has two points. Graham has one.

The rest of it we don't need to discuss right now, really. The top four of this next person starts with The Hangover. Tyler? No. this next person starts with The Hangover. Tyler? Can I just say this to you really quickly? You know it's not always like the star of the movie. I know, I'm trying. And then every one of these movies has arguably like two lead characters.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said Rucker Hauer, I mean, come on. What's your guess? My guess for the hangover Is gonna be I'm gonna say That's the one with the most in it too You got a lot to pick from buddy Ken Jeong

Dr. Ken On ABC Yeah but he was Returning on September... 23rd? Yeah. He has... No.

I'll see you later. I learned your logic, though. I'm glad you became a part of a big plug there. It was nice. Yeah, you got me. I thought that was... I thought that was going to be it. All right, the second movie after The Hangover

is Austin Powers' The Spy Who Shagged Me. Oh, fucking hell. Now he knows it. See, just hang back to that second title. Yeah, it really comes into focus when you hear two titles. I get it now. Oh, Graham. Graham said it already.

Heather Graham. That's right. Heather Graham. Graham, you accidentally dropped the mic. I need you back to your microphone. Okay, yeah, do some. Do some push-ups. You've never been in prison. Don't try to act. Yeah.

Two more Heather Graham projects, Mr. Elwood. Oh, boy. Let's go with the Hangover 3. Okay, what else?

And that... I like how he did the push-ups facing the audience. Yeah, yeah. We were not good enough to see the push-ups. No, you guys should already have good dip technique. Well, they were more like reverse pull-ups. They were like pull-downs. They're not push-ups.

I don't know what you call those. What do you call those? That's a dip. Dips. You were doing dips? I'm working tries, guys. I'm working tries today for this episode. Okay, everybody?

Tries. Why don't you try to get the next answer? So that's your guess? Everybody tries? Yeah. Fuck, I can't think of another Heather Graham. Go to sleep. There's three hangovers, right?

We've established that. All right, hangover two. No and no. What's the opposite of dropping the mic? No, they're from, yeah. Put your mic as high up into the air as possible. He just threw the mic into the lighting rig. put your mic as high up into the air

as possible. He just threw the mic into the lighting rig. The other two Heather Graham projects listed are From Hell and Boogie Nights.

From Hell and Boogie Nights. Yeah. From Hell? I don't remember that. Yeah, yeah. She sure is. Okay, you guys. Does a terrible

British accent too. I'll take your word for it. She sure is. She sure is in there. All right. Along with Dept Man. Original title of From Hell.

Let's go. Dept Impact? Impact, nice. Okay, now anybody, this is the final round, but it's anybody's game, believe it or not, but unlikely to be Tyler's. but it's anybody's game, believe it or not,

but unlikely to be Tyler's. I'll listen to him. I believe in you, man. If Susie buzzes in on the very first title, she could pick up four points and just go all the way to the win, and everybody else can add a lot of points, too. So I'd say go ahead and take a chance on this one, you guys. I'm going gonna finally do

that i'm really gonna just let go of all my inhibitions we got kenneth brana susan saranda sean young and heather graham so far let's see who this one is the first title the incredible hulk Susie. Susie buzzes in. What do you got, Susie? Eric Bana. Bana. No.

I was so excited that you buzzed in. Eric Bana was in a movie that was just called Hulk. Ken. This is the Incredible Hulk. Ken. Jennifer Connelly. No. Tyler.

Really? You don't want to just wait a second? I'm taking it back. We're going for it. Trying to psych out Graham over here. I don't want to just wait a second? No, I'm going to wait. I'm taking it back. We're going for it. Trying to psych out Graham over here. I don't have to do dick. I just got to let you fuck those just say dumb names. And yet you do. You do because you're tied with Sean,

so you got to make something happen. Yeah, dog. Let's see. The second film after The Incredible Hulk is Armageddon I'm getting out of here soon the third film the Lord of the Rings the Fellowship of the Ring Sean Sean what is it is Liv Tyler? Liv Tyler is correct. Drop the mic and do push-ups. He put it in the form of a question note. Is that legal? Yeah, he tends to add a question mark at the end.

It's cool. So after those three titles, Sean, what would you say is the fourth title? If you get this one correct, you win the whole thing. If you miss it, we have to go. Oh, no, we don't have to go to a tiebreaker. You win regardless. Yeah. So this is not very exciting.

Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring. So Lord of the Rings, Return of the King. Was she in that? Aerosmith, Cryin', that amazing music video. So, Lord of the Rings, Return of the King? Was she in that? Oh. Aerosmith, Cryin', that amazing music video? Yeah. That I used to JOT when I was 12? Wasn't she in Amazing, though, and not Cryin'? She was in Amazing, Cryin', and there was that other one that was one word.

That thing you do? Wait, Liv Tyler was only in the one. It was Alicia Silverstone that was in more than one. Amazons with both of them. Okay, and Alicia Silverstone was in Christ. Jesus Christ. Sorry, Liv. You're listening.

You're making the TV guy really mad. Oh, my God. He knows music videos because they play on TV. That's right. Did Graham get it? Is it that thing you do? You want to just keep guessing all night? Graham guessed that.

Oh, good guess, Graham. Thank you. What was your guess? That thing you do. Oh, yeah. You were so close, dude. It's the Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Second one. Oh, good guess, Graham. Thank you. What was your guess? That thing you do. Oh, yeah. You were so close, dude. It's the Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers. Second one?

Oh, man. Yeah, yeah. Very close. All right. Let's do, so Sean wins for tonight. Congratulations. Oh, congratulations. You earned that snapping.

Yes. Ooh. None of the listeners saw that. You just give her the business. Sean Jordan, can you come back to the next show? Can you be on the next episode? What day? You have to go to Orlando.

All right, see you there. Great. Start walking. Let's do one more for everybody back in, just for funsies. funsies because all of the answers were actors whose names are also names of people on the panel. Oh.

Kenneth Branagh, Susan Sarandon, her friends call her Susie. Sean Young, Heather Graham, Liv Tyler. Let's go one more and see if you guys can figure it out.

Doug. Somebody Doug. Ben something. Yeah, I'm going to go with my own name. Neither of which has ever been in the title of a motion picture. It's a title? No, I don't know what I'm talking about. Okay, first on this person's top four,

super high me. Okay. The answer's not me. The answer's not me. Son of the Mask. Here we go. Creed. Graham.

I said it first. I think Shaw got it first quietly but Graham made it I got it face first Is it Michael B. Jordan? That's correct Graham knows my last name What else do you think

is in Michael B. Jordan's top four, Graham? I'm gonna go I didn't even get it Why's Graham get to guess? Because it's just funny. I'm gonna go Friday Night Lights. He wasn't in the movie.

Oh, alright. And I'm gonna go with what's that movie where the high school kids had special powers and they flew around. Chronicle or some shit like that. Oh, The Air Up There. Yeah.

Super 8? No. Chronicle? Do you have any guesses, Susie? Oh, Fruitvale Station. He's giving you directions. Yeah, Fruitvale Station's correct As is Chronicle And then the one you missed

He's probably the most proud of this Fantastic Four Stellar movie Fantastic Four with the great Michael B. Jordan Alright so once again Sean is our winner So Max come get your prizes. Maloney.

And we'll start with Tyler. Tell us again, promote yourself. When can people see Zoom? What's the haps? You can see Zoom. I would recommend going to IMDb. I keep saying that. Go to iTunes. You can get a video on demand. You can see going to IMDb. I keep saying that. Go to iTunes.

You can get a video on demand. You can see it at the NoHo. Lemley7. Yeah, Deadbeat is on Hulu. Even though we're not making more, it has not been canceled because it's just there. You can just go watch it forever in perpetuity. So check it out. Just a fun little tidbit. I'm going to shoot Super Troopers

2 tomorrow. Starting that tomorrow in Boston. This guy's on account. So look for that in the future. I'm trying to get them to shoot an end credit after the credit scene where they meet me and I challenge them to come to Weed Fest. And then we have a beer fest, Which is weed fest Which would be way Way better probably

I don't know I don't know I just want to make it The great Doug Benson But I need their help Alright I'll talk to them Talk to them when you're on the set Also if you haven't seen

The Boss My movie with Melissa McCarthy Go rent that or buy that Oh yeah check that out Check it out It's pretty funny It's silly It's the Melissa McCarthy

I know and love because I like it when she's dirty. She's super dirty in it. Like a martini. That is way dirtier. Yeah, she's dirty. She's the queen of dirt. Susan Sarandon, isn't she in there?

Susie Sarandon? No, not Susie. Kathy Bates. Same thing. Kathy Bates, she's like the dirty Susan Sarandon. Yeah, I get it. I see where the confusion happened there. No, but Peter Dinklage is in there.

So if you like the dank, he's in there. Yeah, there's a whole bunch of people. It's Kristen Bell. It's a fun movie. I'm going to stop talking about it now because it does all the work for me. Fair enough. Thank you for being here.

Thank you for having me. Thank you for letting me fail spectacularly on your show. I appreciate it. Sean Jordan, what's coming up for you besides a trip to Orlando? Kissimmee? I'm going to Orlando. I don't know. It's on my website, SeanJordanComedy.com.

Sean S. Jordan on Twitter. And Sean Kruger Mellon Jordan on Instagram. So just hit follow. Get on it, you guys. SeanJordanComedy.com Sean S. Jordan on Twitter and Sean Kruger Melon Jordan on Instagram so just hit follow get on it you guys thank you Sean Kenneth Reed I have my album out that came out

two months ago if you search on iTunes after you buy Tyler's movie and TV Guidance Council comes out every Wednesday

doing shows up and about thanks dude thank you we'll see you in Boston yeah absolutely Suzy Nakamura Wednesday doing shows up and about. Thanks, dude. Thank you. We'll see you in Boston. Yeah, absolutely. Suzy Nakamura. Dr. Ken. Dr. Ken premieres September 23rd on ABC

and airs Fridays at 8.30pm. And you can see me play a vaguely racist character in Horrible Bosses 2. I liked Horrible Bosses 2. I liked Horrible Bosses 2. Probably myself.

Okay, so you're not just railing against Mexicans or something? No, no. All right. Did you have a good experience here tonight? I did. It was really fun. Okay, good. Thanks for having me. Good. I'm glad you had a good experience here tonight? I did. It was really fun. Okay. Thanks for having me. Good. I'm glad you had a good time.

Because you had to sit next to Graham Elwood. Oh, shit. I've got my new workout DVDs called Drop the Mic and Dip It. And then, of course, Los Angeles Podcast Festival. Yeah. September 23rd through the 25th. There's still day and weekend

passes available. And also, if you can't make it, we live video stream the entire festival, all 40 shows and panels. And you can watch

all of them for 30 days after. That's $25. But if you use coupon code CFN for Comedy Film Nerds, you save $5. So go to

lapodfest.com. We'll see you at the Sofitel. That was so well done. You guys got to go. When you're at the festival, Greg, Graham, Greg, Graham, forget it.

Just go. Just go to LAPodfest, you guys. I don't even understand this shithead. Cavity? Whose poster is this? Leah? Godzilla? Do you have a cavity? Why does it say cavity? Cavity is a shithead? Are you just talking about

any open space? Any area? No it says cavity. Alright. No she didn't even try to explain it. She just looked at you. Maybe that was the point. Maybe she wanted this to happen. What do you mean?

She wanted to create a hole or a cavity in the ending of the show. Well, you called her monster a badger. Well, I did, but Doug didn't. She didn't have to treat him that way. Maybe Godzilla is on fire because he's got a painful cavity. He might, yeah. Do you think it's a very serious thing?

Yes, but thank you to all of my guests. One more time for Graham Elwood, Susie Nakamura, Kenneth Reed, Sean Jordan, and Tyler Levine. And as always, Cavity's a shithead.

Waking Up Hungover is a shithead. Pitbull, so named because he loves watching Pitbull's fight, is a shithead. I didn't even know that about him. What a fucking shithead. But this is even worse, you guys. Courtney Cox's haircut in Scream 3 is a shithead. Oh my God, such a shithead. Oh my god! Such a shithead!