Doug Loves Movies - Vanessa Gonzalez, Mike MacRae and Doug Mellard guest

Episode Date: September 27, 2021

Live from the Moontower Comedy Festival in Austin, Doug welcomes Vanessa Gonzalez, Mike MacRae and Doug Mellard to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Enjoy the show coming to you for the first time from the moon tower comedy festival i've never been to moon tower before and this is also my first time doing a show here at anton's in austin texas doing a show here at Antone's in Austin, Texas. Yeah, it's Wednesday, September 22nd, and it's night one of the Moon Tower Comedy Festival. It's official. It says I wrote it down right here. And yeah, I'm not only excited to be at Moon Tower for the first time,

but we're doing Doug Loves Movies twice. That's right, Doug plugs. The next taping is Saturday at 4.20. Doug Loves Movies is also coming to Vegas, Washington, D.C., and more. Go get all the dates and deets at oh man. We'll see how this goes. Douglovesmovies.com Douglovesmovies.com Douglovesmovies.com Yeah!

Come on! Come on! Oh, you kind of got there. It fell apart by Ted Danson, but that's true of a lot of things. My guests today are three hilarious comedians who are all participating in the Moon Tower Comedy Festival.

So let's get them out here. Please welcome Vanessa Gonzalez, Mike Mcray, and Doug Miller. Hello. Let's meet them individually and alphabetically. Starting with Austin Comedy Phenom, Vanessa Gonzalez is here! I'm always last, alphabetically. What's that? I'm usually last alphabetically. Well, if it's alphabetical by first name, but Gonzalez is way up there in the alphabet

when we go last name like I do. Okay. Thank you. You're welcome. How are you doing so far? This is your day one of the festival, so you haven't done any shows yet, right? No, first show. I'm excited. This is it. It's our first show.

Pumped. Don't let me down, y'all. Come on. Yeah, it's on you to make Vanessa's first Moon Tower show a success. That's right. It has nothing to do with us up here. And you're going to go straight from here to another venue to do a stand-up after this, right? Yeah, I'm headlining at the Green Jay at 9 after this. Yeah, so.

Don't let me down, y'all. Yeah, I don't know what you're doing later, but that sounds like a fun thing to check out. Thank you for being here, Vanessa. Thank you. I wonder who's next alphabetically. I'm going with Austin Comedy Fina. Mike McRae is here, everybody.

Oh, hello. Checking his phone. What's going on with you? I'm checking it to make, because I have a show after this too, but I forgot what the venue was, so I wanted to be ready when you asked me about it. Oh, what? She had it ready to go,

and I was like, it's a place nearby. I can't remember. So what's your show? It's at the Sunset Room. Oh, okay. Which is around the corner, I think, kind of. Yeah, it's pretty close by. I'm not really familiar with the city that I actually live in.

Right. It's hard to keep track of these new venues. I know. Everything's shut down. All these new places. I hate it. Yeah it's wild. And you'll be doing shows all weekend here at the Moon Tower Festival. That's right. Yeah. All over.

Do you have a new impression that you have been doing of late? I've been doing it. I did a bunch, like, online during the pandemic. I did a bunch on Twitter and stuff. I just pulled out some random ones. Jeff Bridges is one that I did. Oh, yeah.

I think you did Jeff Bridges on this show once before. Can you give us a... Wait a minute. I don't think I had it ready the last time that I came on here. Oh, it wasn't ready. I mean, I don't know, maybe it was, man. But, you know, if you need it, if we're doing any Jeff Bridges movies, you know, we can work that in somehow. If you want.

You know, whatever you guys want to do, man, I don't give a shit. Honestly. I beat cancer and COVID. Fuck it. He did. He's a good man. Oh, man, that's amazing. Jeff Bridges, everybody. Hey, well, we'll just do this the whole fucking time, then.

Is there what... Like, he's played so many different characters. Like, which one did you watch the most to improve the impression? Well, there's, I mean, there's two poles. Like, he's great because there's, like, the big Lebowski version, you know, where he's, like, this chill guy. But then he's, like, the bad guy in Iron Man, where he's, like, full of rage. There's this other moe where he's like this chill guy, but then he's like the bad guy in Iron Man, where he's like full of rage.

Yeah, just to... There's this other Moe where he's like, Tony Stark was able to build this in a fucking cave! Wow. From a box of straps! You're like, all right, this guy has a dark side to him. All right, Jesus. I don't think he said fucking, but, you know.

It was an implied fucking in that line. Yeah, and he kind of sounds like that when he says, not the Eagles, man. I ain't the fucking Eagles, man! Well, alright. We'll see if there's any need for Jeff Bridges or any other impressions later on. Oh, I will weasel plenty of them in.

I love it. To everyone's annoyance, I swear to God. I'm a huge fan of... People who know me know I love impressions, so bring them on. Alright man, you got it. And for now, Lily, it's my friend,

another Austin comedy phenom who left and came back and he's my co-host on Wide World of Doug's. It's Doug Mellard, everybody! What's up, dude? Oh, you know, just hanging out at a festival.

I do a pretty good Todd Bridges impression. I feel like I believe you. I don't. Oh, that was really like Todd Bridges. Sorry, guys. Damn. Got everybody excited for that.

How do you feel about these orange straps on our badges? I feel like Vanessa got the call, and she knew how to fucking match. Well, I just came out of jail. So, it worked out. That'd be a fun comedy night. call it orange is the new hack well as people know that listen to doug loves movies i like to ask everybody a question before we get to the games portion of the show of late and uh we'll start with doug mellard with this question because i believe he's he knows it's coming you were just on the show a few weeks ago i think uh would you like to i don't know i'm not asking i'm telling recommend a movie could be any movie I know you always bring some interesting ones

when you recommend a movie, Doug. I'll say, I just re-watched that, what is it, Pete's Dragon? You're asking me what it's called? This thing you just re-watched? I can't think of the title, but it was pretty good. It's about a boy named Pete

and a cartoon dragon? And a dragon. Yeah, I think that's Pete's Dragon. It's not Lord of the Rings. I know that. Can narrow it down for you. So, are we talking old Pete's Dragon or new Pete's Dragon?

I like the new guy. Did you not like the new guy? I heard they made a new Pete's Dragon and I was just like i can't even i can't i don't even care about old pete's dragon like what why do you you're an adult with no children why are you watching why are you watching the remake of pete's dragon apparently for a second time because i got into gummies and stuff In quarantine Oh alright so your recommendation is just entirely Based on if you're really fucked up

Watch the reboot Of Pete's Dragon 100% What else can you tell us about it Not a lot That's my favorite movie recommendation Is when pressed for details The person recommending the movie knows nothing

Just watch it You'll find out There's a cool dragon Recommendation is when pressed for details, the person recommending the movie knows nothing. Just watch it. You'll find out. There's a cool dragon. How cool is it, though? It looks good in the new guy. Does it torch anybody to death with its flaming mouth? There's several deaths. There are?

Yeah. Oh, man. Yeah, it gets dark. All right. You're never coming on Douglas movies ever again. You can't even recommend one movie with conviction. Vanessa Gonzalez, what have you got to recommend over Pete's Dragon? This one is also more fun on gummies.

Malignant. Oh, we got a new one. This is brand new, this movie. It was hilarious, but also I couldn't go to sleep because I was scared. You weren't

scared? Oh, man. I thought it was awful. You didn't laugh? Why are you asking him these questions? Oh, sorry. I guy thought it was awful. You didn't laugh? This is a divisive movie. Why are you asking him these questions? Oh, sorry. Don't ask him questions. I can't talk to you.

Yeah, don't speak to that person. But yeah, I thought it was real fun, real stoned. Yeah, malignant. Yeah, funny, scary. Good time. I had a good time. It's on HBO Max. HBO, yeah.

And in theaters. Oh. But you watch it at home. Yeah, at home. I'll go see it in the theater. You liked it that much? No. But yeah, wildly varying opinions on

Malignant, not just in this room, in this situation, but I've just been hearing people really love it or they're not into it. There's a twist at the end, I hear. A lot of twists. Oh, a lot of twists. Yeah.

Okay. Get ready. All right. I heard it's malignant. It is malignant. So that's one twist they blew right there in the title. Right. Because we already know it's malignant.

It's a giveaway. Mike McRae, you've been sitting here thinking, how could I possibly name a movie that's better than some dumbass cartoon and a horror movie that's streaming? I'm trying to triangulate what would be a third insanely different point. I'm going to say the marx brothers masterpiece duck soup

well this is 33 this is interesting one of the funniest movies ever made i know people look like oh it's black and white it's an old movie whatever it's not it's it's uh super funny it's a great satire about war uh it's it's hilarious you've've seen it, right? Yeah. Stuck Soup. It's a classic. Everyone likes Stuck Soup. I saw it back when there was only three TV channels and they would play it on Saturdays because they thought

kids might like this. Turns out a lot of the jokes aren't for kids. and turns out a lot of the jokes aren't for kids. You didn't even shoot these guys down like you were shooting me down. What's his name in that one? Rufus T. Firefly. Yeah, he's always got...

It's funny you knew who I started with. What's his name in that one? I know, yeah, yeah. Groucho's name in that one is Rufus T. Firefly. And you can't go wrong With any Marx Brothers movie I feel But I just think these are all Especially those first five Paramount ones

Before they you know MGM They went to MGM and then RKO then back to MGM But like the first five Paramount ones to me are the best What's a sucky one? I mean after Day at the Races they start getting questionable. Oh, okay. In my opinion.

Night at the Opera? Oh yeah, that was the first MGM one. That was great. I still can't believe I have to write down Pete's Dragon. The new one. Alright, well those are the recommendations we're going with

It'll be really interesting to watch I assume Malignant will get all the votes Watch all three in a row Just get high out of your fucking mind And then watch Malignant then Duck Soup It's safe to assume that there isn't a human being alive That's seen all three of these movies

That could be i feel pretty strongly except you i have not seen i saw duck soup a long time ago i have not seen malignant yet and uh i think you're right jury's still out on pete's dragon for me i don't know if doug's recommendation is going to be enough to uh to get me there but uh you know what are your notes we'll find out what do you mean What are your notes? We'll find out. What do you mean, what are my notes? The entire show is written down. I don't just make it up as we go along. But you're...

Right, it looks like a fucking serial killer. I get it. There's a lot of things I have to write down. Alright, so that's... It's detailed. What's that? There's a lot of things I have to write down. All right. So that's... What's that? I just said it's detailed. That's all.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's very detailed and also hard for me to concentrate on when people are asking me about it. As I'm reading it, you're questioning it, which makes me question it. Thanks for visiting Recommendation Nation. Which makes me question it. Thanks for visiting Recommendation Nation.

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The letter O, the letter C, or the letter B. I'll start with, we'll go alphabetical, so we'll start with Vanessa. And I'll ask you a question. You answer O, C, or B. If you're wrong, then we're going to move to Mike McRae. And you get to guess between the two remaining letters. And if he misses, then Doug Millard gets the gimme point, because if he's paying attention... Hold on. Yeah. Let's not make any assumptions here.

I mean, he's no Trey Gallion. He's better than him at paying attention at this part. And, yeah, if he can possibly pick up the gimme point, Trey Gallion. He's better than him at paying attention at this part. And yeah, if he can possibly pick up the gimme point. What were the letters? Oh. I mean, I don't mind saying it over and over again

because they are a sponsor of the show. OCB are your options. Are you ready, Vanessa? Yes. Alright, here we go. The first question, this is just for Vanessa. She's the only one that can answer. Which one, O, C, or B, is the first letter of the title of a Peter Fonda movie made in Austin in 1977? These will get tougher.

I cracked myself up that I wrote that down. I hate that everyone has masks so they can't mouth it to me. Oh, I love that they can't mouth it to you. I'm going to say C. I'm going to say... Oh, what happened? My buzzer broke. Is that the right

buzzer? It's supposed to go... No, it's supposed to go... And that means wrong, but it broke. I think the baggage handlers, when I flew today, had too much fun with it. Or were too irritated by it. So they just smashed it.

That's so sad. All right. So. So does she get the point? Vanessa is incorrect. Vanessa is incorrect. It's not C. So now we move on to Mike.

Oh. Mike is going, oh. Any particular reason? Wasn't that the two that are left? Yeah, why would you choose oh over, let's say, B? Because it was on Golden Town Lake was the movie. See, that was a reasonable reason to do that. I mean, that's not why. I mean, that's not why you're correct.

But you are correct. The movie was called Outlaw Blues. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Good old Outlaw Blues. Now everybody knows it. Now everybody's into it, and Mike has one point. Doug Mellard, are you ready? Let's do it. Alright.

B. Do you want to stick with that? That's your pre-guess? No, no, no, no. Are you sure you don't want to stick with that? We'll see. Okay. Austin filmmaker Richard Linklater

has never made a movie that begins with two of the three letters O, C, and B. So which one has he made movies that begin with? What?

He has made it with B. You have to do math. He made it with B. You have to do math. He made it with B. That is correct. My pre-guess. Yeah, your pre-guess was right. That's why I wanted you to stick to it. Before sunrise,

before sunset, bad news bears. Boyhood. Before midnight, Before Sunset, Bad News Bears. Boyhood. Before Midnight, Bernie, and Boyhood. Like, the motherfucker makes a lot of B movies. Yeah, Richard Linklater's into Bs. What's he got against O and C? Because he's too busy with all these before movies. Three of his movies start with the word

before, so that's pretty wild. Alright, Doug's on the board. It's my first point ever. You've gotten points before. Alright, so now we're going to start with Vanessa. Yeah. Sure?

Sure. This is your chance to tie it up, Vanessa. Okay. O, C, or B, which is the first letter of the name of the character played by Matthew McConaughey in Angels in the Outfield?

If you don't get this. If you knew this, I'd be so mad. What is it? O, C, or B? All you gotta do is pick one, and you might be right. How would you not know the answer to this question? He's in the audience.

Andy has a microphone. I'm gonna be extremely offended if you don't know the answer. I'm going to be extremely Affirmative I'm going to go with C Does this room of people want Matthew McConaughey to run for governor Oh the excitement is palpable Of course I do

Literally anyone else Is how we feel Get Greg Abbott out and we're good Also else. Yeah. This is how we feel. Get Greg Abbott out and we're good. Yeah, certainly. Also, Morton Beto fucking O'Rourke. Say what? I wouldn't say anything about that.

Morton Beto O'Rourke. What about him? He just jumped into the race. Oh yeah, he's doing it too. Alright. I said C. You did. Then I would make the incorrect sound, but it too. Alright. I said C. Yeah, you did. Then I would make the incorrect sound, but it broke.

Oh, you did it. Yeah, sorry. That answer's not correct. Moving on to Mike. O or B, the first letter in the name of the character played by McConaughey in Angels in the Outfield. When I say that movie, Angels in the name of the character played by McConaughey and

angels in the outfield when I say that movie angels in the outfield I was a young man back then my character's name is Obadiah I'm gonna go to old I bet you he want I bet you he wanted to be called Obadiah, I'm sure. But they went with clearer heads prevailed. Doug Mellard. B. You're going to go with B? It was Beelzebub.

He played the devil. Yeah. In Angels in the Outfield. Oh, he was against the Angels. Yeah, yeah. No, he was just named Ben. So Doug Mellard wins that game! Is Obadiah the Jeff Bridges Iron Man character?

Oh, he is. Obadiah's game. Yeah, that's a fun coincidence. Yeah, so here's my tiebreaker question, just for fun. But Doug won that game. O, C, or B, which is the first letter of the name of the character played by Matthew McConaughey in a short film called Making Sandwiches? Oh, I know this.

B. From 1998. Why do you say B? Because all the answers have been B. Except for the one that was O. Yeah, his name in this short film Making Sandwiches, his name was Bud Hoagie. Yeah, sounds like a hilarious short film that we should all try to check out.

Alright, so Doug Mellor, that means you get to go first in our next game, and we're going to play that game right after this. We'll be right back. Okay, we are back. That was an exciting break. We had a lot of fun during that break. And now it's time to play a new game that we've played a couple times

that I'm very excited about. It's called Who Has My Pig? Mike McCray, how's your Nicolas Cage these days? Not good. I'm not even going to attempt at other people. Really? Yeah. Holy shit.

I know. I'm not going to step into territory that I'm not good at. All right. Well, then you're going to have to listen to my shitty Nicolas Cage impression. You're now impressionist number two who said, I don't do Nicolas Cage, which to me seems the most obvious and easiest choice in the world for a personator to do. But you guys are too cool for Nicolas Cage. So I'm going to do my Nicolas Cage. I want to hear it.

You're going to hear it. I'm going to learn. You're going to hear a lot of it. And I don't know if you're going to want to steal it. It's not good. don't know if you're gonna want to steal it it's not good it's just nicholas cage in the movie pig where he plays a man whose pig is missing and he's pretty sure it was stolen so for most of the movie his dialogue consists pretty much just of who has my pig oh that was good that was good right but that's the only i can't you, you know, just start talking as Nicolas Cage.

I can only say, who has my pig? Who has my pig? So. I love it. Yeah, okay, well, as long as it's perfect, I guess we can move on. The movie is very, it's something. Who's seen Pig? Two people.

You liked it, though, right? Yeah, see, you liked it. So, I don't know what else to tell you. You guys got it. Can I do another line from the movie? You know another line from the movie? That was pretty good.

That's the only voice I can hear. I mean, you're lucky the pig is around for a while in the beginning, because once the pig goes missing, you don't hear that noise anymore. But you have to establish the pig. You do. Yeah, no, they establish the love between Nicolas Cage and his pig. So I'm going to do my Nicolas Cage impression from the movie Pig, talking about another celebrity who he thinks has his pig.

There will be clues as to who that person is in my lines as Nicolas Cage. So guess as often as you like. Only the people on stage get to guess. And as soon as somebody gets it right, no, just yell it out into your microphone. I hope those sandwiches you're making don't have any pig in them. Matthew McConaughey. That is correct.

Oh, Bud Hoagie! Bud Hoagie for the win. That could have been anyone. A lot of people make sandwiches. It was the person we were just talking about making sandwiches. This was planned. This was malfeasance. This is the rest of it.

I hope those sandwiches you're making don't have any pig in them, or you're going to be an angel in the outfit. All right, all right, all right. I want to see that movie. You might. There's a movie, there's a Nicolas Cage movie coming out where he plays a bunch of the characters he's played in previous movies. No way.

It sounds crazy. He says he doesn't want to see it. He's like, I don't need to look at it. I know what happened and I did it, so I don't need to watch the movie. Ready player Cage? Yeah. That's totally what it is.

All right, so Doug's on the board with one point in Who Has My Pig? Here's the second round. That's totally what it is. All right, so Doug's on the board with one point in who has my pig. Here's the second round. I will always love you, but if you have my pig, I will hunt you down from nine. Liam Neeson. What's that? Liam Neeson? No.

Shit. Whitney Houston. No. Shit. Whitney Houston. No. I will always love you, but if you have my pig, I will hunt you from nine to five. Dolly Parton. That is correct.

Holy shit. Vanessa is on the board. Always good to get on the board with Dolly Parton. Right? That's nice. She's the best. Also, it's very good to know that you do not take very close attention to Taken. That's not what my line was.

Watch it again and learn, young man. Holy shit. That is the best Pierce Brosnan I've heard. Literally everyone can go fuck themselves. Do you do Liam Neeson in, remember in Lego Movie when he had like that like two voices, he had like

the cop that was mean and then the nice cop. And the nice cop. And the nice cop, he tried to do like a high-pitched voice, but it's Liam Neeson. It's so funny hearing him talk like this. I saw my kid, but I was drunk, so I don't remember. Yeah, that's what

happens. Doug Mellard gets drunk and watches Pete Dragon. Pete Dragon, he doesn't even have kids. I have an excuse. Yeah, you got a kid to take to the drunk movie. Drunken, drunk movie show. All right, here we go.

It's a very exciting game. Vanessa has a point. Doug has a point. And Mike, this is your chance to get on the board. I thought I had one point. Yeah, in the first game, but now we're playing a new game. Yeah. No rollover?

No rollover points. And the winner of this game only gets to go first in the next game. It's not really that big of a deal. All right, here we go. Are you dirty dancing at a roadhouse in heaven? Patrick Swayze! Doc!

I mean, can we rewind the tape? That was so... That was like the same exact time. And you even both said Patrick Swayze, Can we rewind the tape? That was so, that was like the same exact time. That sounded, and you even both said Patrick Swayze, right? Yeah. Nobody tried to jump on just Swayze

to get it over with quicker. That's pretty, that's pretty impressive. But here's the full, here's the full line. Are you dirty dancing at a roadhouse in heaven to Wong Fu. Alright, so since Vanessa and Doug each have

one point and they tied on that last one, I'm going to ask you to sit this next one out, Mike. And yeah, and it's just going to be between Doug and Vanessa just to determine the winner of this one game

are the two of you ready? yeah, I'm all ramped up with the roadhouse quote you do love that movie oh man, the best line in any movie ever hey vodka tonic you want to get nipple to nipple? there's so many great

lines in that movie, and that's the one that you... It's the worst, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Like, who says that? Yeah, who says that in that movie? It's just like a guy, like a... That guy in the bar that ends up getting in a bar fight immediately after saying that?

Beat up immediately, yeah. I think that guy was a comedian who he's since passed away. But yeah, I think he's a comedian. I think his name was Christopher Cross, not the singer. Yeah.

It's a complicated story. Sorry I brought it up. I don't know what I was thinking. Anyway, he's dead Yeah The bottom line is The guy that says that sexist thing

In the bar fight scene in Roadhouse He's dead so We can forgive him Alright I gotta get back into Nicolas Cage mode Concentrate Knock knock Who's there? back into Nicolas Cage mode. Concentrate. Knock, knock.

Who's there? Eric Estrada. Chips. Eric Estrada who? Eric Estrada from Chips. Alright. No, we're playing. What's that?

Is that the clue? No that was me warming up my Nicolas Cage I was warming up my Nicolas Cage voice From Mandy Confusing everybody Alright this is really it It's just Doug and Vanessa Whoever says this name the fastest The soonest

The quickest Bob Costas Do you want to lock in that pre-guest? No, not at all Do you have my pig Meryl Streep? Meryl Streep? That is correct Those get easier as they go That's how that works

So Vanessa congratulations You won who has my pig That was confusing That was very confusing. You did it. I can't believe it. And that means... What does that mean, Mike? I'm out? Nope. It means that... Don't be sad,

little boy. It means that Vanessa gets to go first in our final game, which you could still win and win the whole thing. Oh, shit. Yeah, and we're going to do that right after this break. Oh, another break! Another break!

Can you believe it? Let's go listen to words about Squarespace or some shit. We'll be right back. We are back and we are ready to play our final game. Is everybody fired up? Let's do this, Moon Tower.

This is the game we call Last Person Standing. And in this game, I am going to get the name of an actress from an audience member. And then we're all going to take turns everybody on stage, myself included we're going to take turns naming movies that that person was in. If you can't think of one, you're out but you do have one lifeline. You can go

to the person whose name tag you chose to help you one time. Yeah. Yeah, point them out, Mike. Who is it? Don't fucking fuck this up! Yeah, I mean, I'd say go to a lifeline kind of early if you

don't want them to fuck it up, because if you go late, then they're going to be like, I don't know. But, so, Mike is playing for Katie. Adventures in Katie City Adventures in Katie City. That's right. And Vanessa is playing for, uh, Zach in the Habit 2, Sister Act 2. Sister Zach 2.

Sister Zach. Sister Zach. And Pete, I mean, Doug is playing for Justin Bruges. In Bruges, by the way. Great movie. So good. Yeah. So Justin Bruges is possibly going to win today.

Now, if you think you have the name of an actress that we haven't played for however many episodes I've been doing this every episode since we've been back doing live shows, I've got a name of an actress that's been in my wallet since before the pandemic started, because we started this before that. So there's an actress's name in my wallet! And if the person who names that actress, if they match today, they'll win $250 cash.

Yeah. And if they don't win tonight, I'm going to add $20 and it'll be $260 on Saturday. Yeah. So, if you think you have a name that's going to be the one, raise your hand. Let's go. This lady in the front row right here, yes, you.

What's your name? Nikki. Nikki. And what's your suggestion? Charlize Theron. Charlize Theron. That is not the name in my wallet, but it is a terrific name

for this game but now I have to look at my competitors how's everybody feeling about Charlize Theron because I can get a second name and we will name movies

from both of those people so how do you get a second name? Is that what everybody's thinking? I feel good. Oh, Vanessa feels good. How do you feel, Mike, about just Charlize? I have so many names. Do Charlize.

Yeah, do you do any lady impressions? You are literally the third person who's ever asked me that, and the first man. That makes me feel special. I think Christiane Amanpour from CNN was the only one I've ever done. All right, Ladies and gentlemen, here's some Christiane on the floor from CNN. Not an imagine part.

She had this show called Love and Sex Around the World that she tried to put. They did three episodes of. And then I made fun of it for a while on the show that I contribute to, and it was just, I'm trying to remember,

like, hello, I'm Christiane Amanpour from CNN. Over the years, I've traveled the world as a journalist covering war zones, refugee camps, and all sorts of things. But now we just want to talk about sex.

I love that. That's all I remember from there. I did that one time. That's all there was. That's my favorite. Can you do her saying, who has my pig? I'm Christiane Amapour from CNN. Who has my pig?

I'm Christiane Amapour from CNN. Who has my pig? That would be a new wrinkle on that game. Do like different reporters. Kind of sounds like the... I'm Jake Tamper from CNN. Someone has my pig. You were saying something, Doug? Kind of sounds like the lotion guy in Silence of the Lambs.

Buffalo Bill. That'd be so funny if in the end credits his name was Lotion Guy. What was it, Buffalo Bill? There's my name. I'm Christian Amapour from CNN. You don't know what pain is. Was she a great big fat person? Yes, she was a big fat person.

These are quotes from the serial killer character. They're movie people. They know this. They know. They know. They know. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Okay.

We need another name. Whoop! Wow. The whoop and the hand up. What's your name. Whoop! Wow. The whoop and the hand up. What's your name? Me? Hi, Heather.

Hi, Heather. Hi. What do you suggest? Rachel McAdams. Rachel McAdams. I know Doug Mellard's not excited about that development. Yeah, 0 for 2. But Vanessa's very thumbs up up Rachel McAdams Yeah

I have plants That of course is not in my wallet That name but She is a terrific actress Yeah this is really it's been interesting How long I got her name in my wallet man I don't even want to explain why

I just got her name written on a piece of paper in my wallet Rachel McAdams Don't ask fucking why, man Don't ask questions Who is that supposed to be? You don't want to know Just a generic character Yeah, it's just me, man.

Are you running for governor? Maybe I will be, fuck it. That's the attitude they need around here. Maybe I will, fuck it. Yeah. Maybe I will, fuck it. Maybe I'll, fuck it. I'll do whatever I want. Abortion is going to be legal and

illegal at the same time. Fucking figure that out, man. I'll do it. I don't give a shit. I'll figure it out. How about Laurie Singer? I don't know. I don't want to suggest nothing. Laurie Singer from Flashdance?

I was trying to go deep cut, yes. That was a super deep cut. I can't believe any other movie she was in. The Man with One Red Shoe. Oh, there you go. All right, we still need another name. The lady that said ooh over there, what's your name? Laurie Singer.

She suggested Laurie Singer. She didn't say Lori Singer. What's your name? Caitlin. Let's do Tilda Swinton. Tilda Swinton? Is anyone even looking at Doug Millard when they make these suggestions? Do you know what you're doing to that young man?

I don't. He doesn't know from Tilda Swinton. It's funny, too. All three of these names have come up since I've been doing the giveaway. So I like that no one's keeping track of which names have already been spoken. Let's get this front row gentleman right here. What's your name? Andy.

Andy. Come on, Andy. Let's win this front row gentleman right here. What's your name? Andy. Andy. Come on, Andy. Let's win that money. Penelope Cruz is not in my wallet, and I have to draw the line at four names because that's just crazy. So we'll up the ante for Saturday's show if anybody wants to come and try to win the money.

Enjoy winning. And the names are Charlize Theron, Rachel McAdams, wants to come and try to win the money. Enjoy winning. And the names are Charlize Theron, Rachel McAdams, Tilda Swinton, and Penelope Cruz. Vanessa starts us off. Then we'll go to Doug, then to me,

then to Mike. You can name a movie that any of those four actresses, yeah. Oh! All four. All four have to be in the movie. Easy!

Done. Simple. There's a bunch of them. I can't even think of one that any two of these have been in together, but I'm sure it exists. But anyway, so let's get serious here and start with Vanessa. I'm going to exists. But anyway, so don't... Let's get serious here and start with Vanessa. I'm going to say The Notebook.

Rachel McAdams. I love it. I mean, I don't love the movie, but I love the answer. Doug Mellard. Mad Max Fury Road. Charlize Theron. I'm gonna say yeah just a few weeks ago

I fucked up and said a Charlize Theron title wrong so I won't be doing that again tonight I'll stick with one that I know I can pronounce and it stars Penelope Cruz

Vicky Cristina Barcelona. Doug? No, Mike. Mike hasn't gone. I'd like you to go again, Doug. Mike? I'm going to say a little masterpiece called Michael Clayton. Co-starring George Clooney.

Yeah, no one was able to identify that. That's fine. That's not why I'm here, Doug. I'm here for the movie trivia. That's why I'm here. And it's Tilda Swinton, by the way. That's what I'm getting at. Who's in which one?

Oh, Clayton, Michael Clayton. She was, wasn't she? Yeah. All right. Yeah. I think she won an Oscar for it. Who gives a shit? Yeah.

No, buddy. All right. Now it's back to Vanessa. I'm going to go with Wedding Crashers. Rachel McAdams. Yeah. Doug. Vanilla Sky.

Oh. Vanellope Cruz. She and Tom Cruise had the same haircut in that movie. She and Tom Cruise had the same haircut in that movie. I'm going to go Burn After Reading. Ooh. Yeah. Oh.

Ah. Ooh. Tilda. Mike. Monster. Another Oscar, or the Oscar that Charlize won Vanessa Mean Girls

Yes That might be Of all those four actresses That might be my favorite movie And that was Till the Sweating Yeah she was The bitch in the high school movie. And that was Tilda Swinton. Yeah, she was the bitch in the high school. She could play a mean girl.

Yeah. I'll go The Beach. Oh. The Beach. Who's in the beach? Tilda. She is? Yeah.

Okay. Got some guy in the audience confirmed it. She's the bad hippie. Okay. I'm going to do my impression of Ray Romano giving away the Oscar for best makeup. This really happened a couple of years ago. The winner is... Bombshell.

That's also my answer, bombshell that's also my answer bombshell jamon jamon oh which I know about from Mr. Skin never seen it so you typed in Penelope Cruz on Mr. Skin and that's what comes up? Homone, homone?

Well, I don't use that site, but like in other sites, yeah, it comes up on them. Oh. All right. I just thought of one where she's got like a naked boobs scene. But I'll wait my turn. Vanessa?

I'm going to go with Volver. Oh, yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah, Pedro Almodovar. Doug? Doctor Strange. Oh, yeah.

All right, cracking the Marvel thing open. Excellent point. That's going to be in play. Yes. Crack that Marvel thing Oh I just thought of something else we could crack too But I'm going to go For Penelope I'm going to say

The movie I was just talking about Get this out of the way Elegy Yeah right Who's heard of that Mike My turn Devil's Advocate Yes with Keanu Who's heard of that? Mike? My turn?

Yes. Devil's Advocate. Yes, with Keanu. Yeah, and someone else too. Oh. Ho, ho, ho. Ho, ho, ho. Yeah.

Hoo-ha. I'm a fan of men. No one fucking remembers this movie, Christ's sake I overacted in that movie and fucking anything I've ever fucking done nobody remembers fuck you he played a blind guy but his eyes were wider open

than I've ever seen them because I was playing against type. It was a choice I made. Yeah, it was a choice, all right. I made a lot of choices. Yeah. That's how it goes. How long can we do this?

I'd like you to disappear like Hoffa. Vanessa? Oh, I just watched this, and it was not good. About time. Oh, Rachel McAdams. Why is she in multiple I'm in love with a time traveler movies?

Like the second time she read the script and go, yeah, there were some things we missed that first one. We really didn't tackle all of the issues that come with falling in love with a time traveler. There's just so many types of time travelers. Yeah, there was hunky time traveler and time traveler's wife, and there

was nerdy time traveler in About Time. Very diverse. Yeah. All right, Doug. Constantine. Okay. You could have said Time Traveler's Wife, but okay. I'll take it.

Damn it. Yeah, I'll say Time Traveler's Wife. Banana, banana, banana, banana. Mike. Orlando. banana, banana. Mike. Orlando. Oh, yeah. Tilda Swinton, all dressed up like royalty. Looks boring.

Vanessa. Spotlight. Yes. What an ensemble that cast was. Michael Keaton, chewing gum. Hey, come on. That's my Michael Keaton.

That's my only Michael Keaton. I swear. Hey, come on. Come on, just a little bit. Come on, just a little bit. I think if he doesn't have gum in his mouth, he still does that with his mouth, like he's got gum in his mouth.

Hey, still gum. Go-to He still does that with his mouth. Like he's got gum in his mouth. It's a go-to move. Just taste. Come on. Is it Doug's turn? Yeah. And I think I already have to go to my lifeline. Okay. Justin.

Justin Bruges. What do you suggest Doug do at this point? Any of the four actressesresses just give us one title Just look on your phone Oh damn What? Blow Penelope

Penelope Cruz and Blow Good job dude You did it You fixed it so Doug will be around for another 45 seconds. Maybe a minute, depending on how long the rest of us take. I'm going to go Charlize and say two days in the valley. Mike? Young Adam.

Oh. Tilda Swinton. Yeah. And Ewan McGregor. Yeah. There's another one you took your kid to. He was drunk that time. Vanessa?

We need to talk about Kevin. Okay, but answer the question. Nice. I love that people are excited about we need to talk about Kevin. It's dark. Then there's that TV show, Kevin Can Fuck Himself. It feels like nobody watched that show.

Doug, it's back to you again. Well, I hung in more than 45 seconds. I'm going to go with Pete's Dragon. Which one? Which one? Which one?

Which Pete's Dragon? She plays the dragon. I mean, it's the perfect part for her oh shit uh huh oh I thought you were saying oh shit like you found out she was

no I just remembered and I just unlocked another thing that might unlock more titles but you're of course out so this won't be good news for you oh shit I just unlocked another thing that might unlock more titles, but you're, of course, out.

So this won't be good news for you. But Tilda Swinton was in the Grand Budapest Hotel. Mike? Wait, I just thought of one. Oh, wow. They come in and then they disappear you gotta get it back again give me ten seconds what was it nine no don't count I won't think of it six

I said young Adam right already yeah did they do medium Adam and old Adam? God damn it, I had it. You got your lifeline, too. Oh, yeah, let's go to that. Let's go to the lifeline. Adventures of Katie City.

What do you got for him? The Family Stone. The Family Stone? Yeah, Rachel McAdams. Okay, thank you. Wonderful. Well done. Thank you, Katie. Mike is still alive.

But we go to Vanessa. Help me. Oh, who's your Zach in the habit? That Thing You Do. He says That Thing You Do starring Charlize Theron. Yeah. Love that one. Yeah, That Thing You Do.

Excellent. All right, so Mike and Vanessa are still in it. I don't have a lifeline. All right, so Mike and Vanessa are still in it. I don't have a lifeline, so I'm going to have to pull off some sort of miracle, some sort of Aeon Flux. Oh! Oh!

Mike? Huh? Oh, is it my turn? Yeah, I said Aeon Flux. Oh, okay. Reindeer Games. Yes. Whoa.

Yes. Oh, shit. You remember that? Yes, I do. Ben Affleck doesn't remember that. I know, he doesn't. He's in, if Ben Affleck's in a Christmas movie, it's going to suck. Atomic Blonde.

Yes! Whoa! Holy crap, why were we sitting on that one? Damn, that's a good one. I might be in trouble here. I think I've done all my tildes that I could think of. Penelope Cruz was in. I'm just going to say, maybe this is wrong,

but I'm going to say it and hopefully it's right. Pirates of the Caribbean, Curse of the Black Pearl. Damn it. I know she's in one of them, but that's the first one. She's probably not in it until the second one. Yeah, yeah, but now you yelled it out. That helps the other

players. So that's why I say please don't do that so yes Susan wow that was like the fourth one took her that long to get involved um all right Mike what do you got all right who are the four actresses again Tilda Swinton, Charlize Theron,ize Theron Rachel McAdams Cruz and Rachel McAdams Yeah True Detective doesn't count

For Rachel McAdams Because that was on HBO Yeah His face lit up Yeah like I was giving him an answer We've done Vanilla Sky, right? Yeah.

This is tough. Really come down to it. Remember when I said Orlando and everyone was impressed? Yeah. Remember that guy? Yeah, you gotta remember those days. Those good old days of Orlando.

I don't think I have one. I think that might be it. I think that's it, guys. That's it. I'm done. Vanessa Gonzalez. Last person standing. You won all the stuff for Zach. You didn't.

They just said the Pirates of the Caribbean one. Nobody used that, right? What's that one? What is it? On Stranger Tides. Yeah. What about it? Nobody used that.

Correct, because it's been yelled out by an audience member. And Mike was playing fair. And he didn't just take that answer. And I appreciate that. Yeah. No, I take this seriously, man. Yeah. He takes it very seriously.

He's a serious loser. I had people texting me answers, and I fucking would not look at my phone. Oh, what? And I wouldn't look at it. How did you know they were texting you answers if you didn't look at your phone? Because I felt it buzzing, and I looked at it afterwards. It might be a family emergency. Oh, you looked at it afterwards?

After I put the microphone down, signifying that I am live out of the game. Alright, well this is gonna be a whole scandal. It's like the movie Quiz Show. Yeah, it really is. It's really gonna get me in a lot of trouble. But congratulations

to Zach and the Habit. There's your bag, buddy. Sorry, Justin. We were close. I mean, Doug Mellor did his best. I knew a lot more Tilda than I thought. That's the trouble. His best is not good enough.

Doug Mellor. What? I was just saying, I think we all, when it comes down to it, we all know more Tilda than we think we do yeah, there was a good amount of Tilda action there should I do it? should I ask the audience to yell out the ones we missed?

close the team alright, go ahead what are they? long shot long shot oh shit long shot Oh, Narnia! Oh, shit! North Country!

Long shot with Seth Rogen. Doctor Strange, we said. Hancock. North Country! Oh, right, yes. Do not quote the ancient magic to me,

which I was there when it was written. North County. Two. I called it North Country last time. Frida. Red Eye with Rachel. Hot Chips. Avengers Endgame.

Oh, man. Only Lovers Left Alive, that vampire movie with Tilda. Well, now we just feel 100 million ways to die. All about my mother. Wow, people are still saying that. It's endless.

I love it. You guys, we are so stupid. Everybody. We're just the dumbest people. Well, you won. I love it. You guys, we are so stupid. Everybody. We're just the dumbest people. I'm not. Well, you won. Yeah. Hey, could you shut up?

People are still yelling from the audience. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Can you respect the yelling from the audience that's going on? I do not know why they got the... I'm glad I didn't know that. Zoolander 2 is the worst title It's right there, Zoolander Would have been a huge hit

If they'd just listened to me Can someone just say Sahara one more time? Sahara Eurovision, good one What? Were those words? What are you trying to say? Say it again.

No, what was that ding dong thing? Oh, the song from Eurovision. All right. All right. It's bad enough that you're still yelling out Eurovision, but we don't need songs from any of these movies. All right, it's bad enough that you're still yelling out Eurovision, but we don't need songs from any of these movies. All right, Doug Mellard, what do you got to plug? Of course, listen to Wide World of Dougs.

And yeah! I'll actually be at the venue at 10 on Blue Moon, and I got a new album called I'm Worried About Me. Check it out. It's out everywhere. Doug Mallard, ladies and gentlemen. Great job, buddy. We're going to make a Wide World of Doug's

while we're here together. We're going to make one and it'll be available to listen to late tomorrow night. Vanessa Gonzalez. Hey. I'm at the Green Jay after this. Yes, let's all go right over there and watch her over there.

VanessaComedy.com. I have a podcast with my bestie Michael Folt called I'm Not Busy. And I have a comedy album named My Birthday's Tomorrow. So check that out. The album's called My Birthday's Tomorrow?

Is it? My birthday's on Saturday. No way! Happy early birthday! Happy birthday. So you're going to spend the day before your birthday just talking about that album? Yeah, Every year. Mike McRae, what's going on with you? Well, I'll be at the Sunset Room here in about 45 minutes

if you want to come see me do stand-up. You can follow me on Twitter at MikeMcRaeMike, and you can hear me every week on the Jimmy Dore show online, on YouTube, and that's probably it for right now. That's plenty. Good job. Douglas Movie is going to be at Zany's in

Nashville on November 14th. And let me ask, we have a second here, let me ask my panelists if any of you have a favorite last line from a movie, because every episode of Doug Loves Movies now, I close it out with a line from a movie,

and I've done some really obscure and weird ones, because most movies just sort of end on a, you know, they don't end on a great line necessarily. But do any of you have, like, it's not even something people think about that much. Does anybody have a favorite? Trying to think.

Last line? Is there a last line in Pete's Dragon? Trying to think of the last line. Is it like, oh damn, I can't believe that dragon is dead. Trying to think of the last line in Roadhouse. But he just jumps in naked. Oh no, the last line of Roadhouse But he just jumps in naked

Oh no the last line of Roadhouse is A bear fell on me That's the last thing somebody says Oh wow yeah there we go Yeah that's a great one That's a great last line Cause he's saying it to the cops as they put him in the car Oh yeah

He's like a bear fell on me And then the credits start to roll Swayze jumps in naked Yeah Do you have one Vanessa? on me. And then the credits start to roll. Swayze jumps in naked. Yeah. Do you have one, Vanessa? I don't think I remember any last time. Right. It's not something people necessarily think about. Yeah. Mike?

I think they're like trying to, they just haven't seen this movie in so long where he's just like, have you ever seen Gallipoli? Yeah. Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson. They keep repeating that thing like,

fast as a leopard, something. And then he just says it over and over and then he just gets fucking shot. Spoiler alert. So you think his last line of dialogue is that and then he gets killed and then the movie's over? I seem to remember that being the case. It's been so long that I can't be sure about it.

I'll look into that. Let me write that down. G-A-N-N-N-N. And then... I think the last line in Selena is I shot my best friend. No way. Really? I think so. And then it goes into the montage of her. The? I think so. And then it goes into the montage of her.

The real Selena. Right. Yeah. Just I shot my best friend. Boom. Cut to black. Yeah. Well, alright. Spoiler. I picked out a line from a motion picture to close out tonight's show that

is we'll see if anybody can figure out what it is after I say it thank you once again to Moon Tower, to Antones to Doug Mellor Vanessa Gonzalez Mike McRae

everybody for coming out it's the first night of Moon Tower I hope everybody has a great, great time this week. I'm opening for Chris Tellez. He's recording an album one night. I'm opening for him. And Doug Loves Movies is back on Saturday. And I'm doing a set at the parish on some night.

Saturday. Friday. I think Friday night. Anyway. As always, well, ma'am, if I see him, I'll sure give him the message. Now it's time for Doug to watch another talk. He hides a gold, his viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you cause Doug loves movies!