Doug Loves Movies - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Eli Roth, Kris Tinkle, and Dustin Ybarra Guest

Episode Date: July 8, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, skinny babies, sticky seats with 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. And this is Doug's Movies. There was a guy that tried to slip in a, and this is. He threw in a little and.

Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday, July 8th, 2014, Wolf of Wall Street fight, Terminator 2, Judgment Day of the Dead, Men Walking Tall, The President's Men, July 8th, 2014. Wolf of Wall Street fight. Terminator 2. Judgment Day of the Dead. Men walking tall. The President's Men in Blackfisher. King Ralph of Dog Day. Afternoon Delight.

Sleep-erfect murder by death. Wish three amigos worlds and of Watchmen don't leave in Las Vegas. People listening are going to think that was one I tried to do from memory and I was looking right at it.

I could say it faster if I didn't even look at it. It's record release day. My latest CD, Gateway Doug 2 Forced Fun is available

for digital download now in the comedy album section of iTunes. Hard copies can be purchased at A Special Thing Records. Does anybody here already have it? I mean, somebody's going to win it tonight because it's in the prize bag. I think both parts one and two are in the prize bag. And a Doug Does Movies shirt.

And, oh, you guys know it. Pops hot dogs. Has anyone won the prize bag and had Pops hot dogs that's here tonight? No? All right. I'm just curious to know. I mean, I had some Pops hot dogs at Cinefamily one time, but I haven haven't been to their actual location this is a crazy thing in the prize bag look at this it's like really fucking heavy but it's like it's like a little picture frame uh but it's

two hippos attacking at one of the boats african queen maybe on the uh on the jungle cruise ride at disneyland and it's but it's this big heavy box thing and it's also a it's supposed to be like a night light or something like light it's supposed to light up but it's broken but it still seems like a pretty cool item especially when you can brag about

you know who you got it from San Francisco this Thursday, celebrate Dabs Day 7-10 with me at Cobb's Comedy Club at 8 o'clock. Sacramento, I'm doing a Douglas Movies taping Saturday at 4-20 at the Punchline.

And Los Angeles, that's you guys, right? Watch Goon with me Sunday afternoon. It's in a family. Have you guys seen Goon? It's such a great movie, and I think it'll be really funny and fun to see with a bunch of people after I get high. And that's my

first of a series I hope to do at CineFamily instead of interrupting a movie, just watching it and loving it, and it's called the Doug Digs It series. Find out about all of these shows and many more at douglosmovies.com let me see your name tags everybody for a second if I could

because I think I may not have even done what I was planning to do I thought I was going to bring extra copies of Gateway Doug 2 to give away to my favorite name tags but I forgot to do that so let's move on somebody's going gonna win both Gateway Doug and Gateway Doug 2 later tonight. And there's a few name tags, but that was part of why I wanted to give something away to the people who brought name tags. Because I don't like to complain, but the LA crowd is kind of light on name tags sometimes. And

you know what I'm saying. I mean, I get it. I wouldn't bring one if I lived here. Just fucking come watch the show. Be like, oh, that would have been a cool prize bag to win. I'd like to have all that crap. Please, you guys, help me in giving a big,

warm welcome to returning game winner, Dustin Ibarra, and Eli Roth,, Chris Tinkle and Weird Al Yankovic. All right, so far a very polite panel, especially because one of you is not here. Destiny Barra, I vividly remember discussing his return a few weeks ago when he won the Leonard Malton game, but also I think both of us just sort of left it at that, and he's probably doing something else right now. I texted him and haven't heard back, but I didn't text him until very late, because I

was traveling all day today. Who gives a shit? It's going to be fine without him. Isn't that right, everybody? shit. It's going to be fine without him. Isn't that right, everybody? Or he might show up, and that'll be very exciting as well.

Weird Al Yankovic is here, you guys. I'm done! Oh my god. How are ya? New album, you're 14th with the same label, is that correct? That is correct. My 14th and final album. Final're 14th with the same label. Is that correct? That is correct.

My 14th and final album. Final? Yes. After 32 years, they decided to let me go. No, I am now officially independent as of the release of this album. You're going to love being independent. Is it great? It's so neat.

Just put anything you want on there and put it out there and all your fans buy it. Awesome. Yeah, yeah. And I think you get a bigger cut of the money, I think. I think so. But you're, it's, you know, I'm delighted and excited that we have comedy albums. Mine came out today and yours is, like you said, next Tuesday.

But just the weirdest coincidence, mine's called Gateway Doug 2 Forced Fun and Weird Al's is called Mandatory Fun. It's not a coincidence. It's called Gayway Doug II Forced Fun. And Weird Al's is called Mandatory Fun. It's not a coincidence. It's not? No, my whole album's a parody of your album. Oh, okay. All right.

I thought you knew that. You're spurlocking me. I mean, that's what I normally do. But I appreciate the connection, you know, even though it's just a weird coincidence. And why did you call yours mandatory fun? Because I was doing this whole kind of propaganda, totalitarian art thing. And I like the oxymoron of mandatory fun.

And it just was one of those concepts that I wanted to take to its logical extreme and become like a totalitarian dictator. So, yeah, dictatorship is mandatory fun. For me, forced fun is just like a dueling piano bar. Yeah. So yours is a little bit more intense... Yeah, more extreme. ...than my outlook. What did you bring for the prize bag?

You brought a ton of great stuff, including this Jungle Cruise thing that doesn't work. Yeah, it's a Jungle Cruise diorama nightlight, which does not work, but it's still pretty awesome. I think it's super awesome. Thank you. And it came from you. It came from me. I brought this vintage UHF poster from 1988.

Oh, my goodness. I got a, oh, I got a, oh, I got a Al TV sticker. I got a Al TV sticker. Five close personal friend of Al buttons. To prove that you're a close personal friend of Al. A fat 7 inch vinyl

single. A Gump cassette single. A Alapalooza cassette. And a 1985 backstage pass. So... If you ever meet me in 1985,

you're in. Gump was that song, Lump, but changed to Gump? Yeah! See how I do? But isn't that hilarious? Like, Lump was such a weird song. Like, how can I make Lump funny? Yeah, you weirded it more.

I love it. That's a lot of great stuff that you brought. Thank you very much. My pleasure. And whoever wins the bag, just keep in mind when you're walking home tonight that this nightlight is so heavy that it's going to tear through this hotel laundry bag and land on your toe. night light is so heavy that it's going to tear through this hotel laundry bag and

land on your toe. Yeah, it's going to be very violent, it's going to be very bloody, and speaking of which, Chris Tinkle is here, everybody. One of the bloodiest comedians out there. Yes. How you

doing, buddy? I'm good, man. Thanks for having me. And you're welcome for having you. And you're going to be having an album out soon, too. It came out last Tuesday, yes. Okay, well, that's enough. We don't need to talk about it anymore. Me and Al have records that are much fresher.

It's called I Like Fun. No, it isn't. No, it's not at all. That'd be fucking weird, though. What is it called? Maybe I Don't Feel Like Smiling. Oh, okay. Same difference.

Which is that you've got a whole bit on there about how maybe you don't feel like smiling. I got an angry face. I was born with it, so... There we go. You seem okay right now. Yeah, I'm okay right now. You don't look angry. I'm next to Weird Al so... There we go. You seem okay right now. Yeah, I'm okay right now. You don't look angry.

I'm next to Weird Al, man. All right. And so you brought a free card that's good for a free download of that? Yes, the album and also the film that we're in, I Am Road Comic 2, we're both in that movie, so they get downloaded both. Yes, we're both in I Am Road Comic, and Jordan Brady made that

and he contacted us today and said, Chris, for the prize bag, you're going to put in a download of I Am Road Comic. Get the person's email. So now we gotta go to the trouble of getting a fucking email

because Jordan emailed us. Eli Roth is here, you guys! Thank you. And this is like a host dream come true because you could just go, you know him from Cabin Fever, Aftershock, Grindhouse, The Man with the Iron Fist.

Yeah. What'd you do on that? I co-wrote it with The RZA. Oh, shit. As one might expect. No, no. No, word is born we wrote it together uh it was it was very dope uh and i to give you a little insight of what our writing sessions were like and um i was one of the the producers on it um so i would sit in a room for

24 hours with russell crowe, perhaps smoking an illegal substance, where he's like, no, we should put anal beads in the scene, and then a vaginal pair. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, great idea, Russell. That's brilliant, man. Let's just put that in the scene. So that was my contribution to cinema. And oddly, if you would go to my house through my garage, you would find almost the identical items that Weird Al is giving away tonight. You've got all the 7-inch fast singles in your garage? 7-inch fast singles and my gump-ka-single as well.

Well, thank you for being here. And this came about because we've sort of tangentially known each other for years. And I know I've been a fan of your work, but a publicist reached out just recently because Hemlock Grove 2, season 2, is happening very soon. Yes, this Friday. They will all be on Netflix. Thank you.

Yeah. Oh, so it's just every single episode. How many? It's 10 episodes. You can binge and then purge all you want. Just watch the shit out of it. Just over and over, yeah. Or just your favorite scene.

And is there something you should say about Hemlock Grove season two that'll entice people? Like, how is it different from season one? It's about a hundred times more blood, gore, and sex than season one. See, I knew there was something that needed to be said.

And that's it. And there was a lot of blood and sex and gore in the first season, right? There was. I tried to, you know, that was a lot of blood and sex and gore in the first season, right? There was. I tried to, you know, that was the show where I wanted people to go, oh, that's the show where the wolf bursts out of the guy and where the vampire kid hypnotizes the cheerleader

who's getting her period and goes down on her when she goes to the bathroom. But when I see something like that, you know what I think? I think that needs 100 times more blood and gore. Yeah, I felt like we didn't go far enough. And I did it for you. Well, thank you.

You're a huge inspiration in many ways. But all those projects of yours that I mentioned are in the prize bag, thanks to you. Yeah, we got some Blu-rays. Blu-rays, yeah. And also, when we get that email, we're also going to send that person some swag from the who?

Yeah, from the Netflix. Netflix show. Yeah, Netflix was going to send over some tongues and body parts and eyeballs. So there will be like a whole case of

hemlock body parts that show up to your house as well. So don't let me forget that whoever wins tonight needs to get us their email address. Probably just go ahead

and write it down on the paper that's sitting in front of me. Have you guys been to the movies lately? Chris, we'll start with you. Yes. I went and saw Godzilla.

Okay. Sounds like you have a lot to say about it. Yeah, well, it was good until the main guy that they advertised was gone and then it's... Spoiler? Oh, shit. Yeah, well, it was good until the main guy that they advertised was gone. And then it's... Spoiler? Oh, shit. What, Heisenberg doesn't last through the whole thing?

No, dude, he got hooked on that bullshit. Okay, that's enough. Don't get me started about T.J. Miller and Transformers. Oh, no. It's a bummer. Did you not make it? Huh? I'm not going to say. All right.

I said don't get me started. Then you stuck the key in the ignition. Eli, I know you're super busy, but have you been out to the movies? Yes, I got dragged. I mean, I went to see How to Train Your Dragon 2. Oh, okay. And I have a weird thing that I watch war movies or horror movies, and there's no reaction like i could watch deer hunter i'm like oh that was awesome but in how to train your dragon

too i got very very emotional when maybe toothless gets turned evil and and i don't want to i don't want to spoil anything but but... It's not. Toothless does... Well, it wasn't Toothless who does it. Toothless is being controlled by the other alpha dragon. After the alpha dragon we like is killed, and then Toothless does something really horrible. And I felt very betrayed by the filmmakers,

because I was like, I didn't come here to be emotionally ripped apart. And have my hand. And then at the end, they're all singing and playing the game where they're carrying the sheep. And I'm like, no, you've killed off two hugely important characters that were the emotional core for me. Yeah, like they should have a funeral first and then the party. I was fucking disturbed in How to Train Your Dragon 2.

So I'm not joking. You think I'm joking? I'm not. I went home and I had to watch my Blu-rays of Slumber Party Massacre to just unwind and feel better about things. And I really did. There's fantastic camera work in that movie, especially the opening shower scene. It's really, it's beautiful. They're really, like, and a woman directed it with these

oh, god, shit, I could never get away with it. Like, you misogynist! Like, this woman directed this amazing, amazing film, and I felt better, and I felt a little bit ashamed, but generally better. Well, thank you for that.

We hope you come back to tell us more next week. Al, have you been to the movies? I was going to go see How to Train Your Dragon 2, but I heard there was 100 times more blood and sex than How to Train Your Dragon 1, so I didn't know if I could handle it. I saw David Wayne's They Came Together,

which I love, but I know you've been talking about that. It's a great movie. It's the thing with me that spoof movies have gone downhill in the last couple decades.

They've become just reference movies and not really funny, and David Wayne is kind of bringing it back and really, really funny spoof movie. I was trying to remember today,

which is it, the very first Naked Gun where you come out of a plane and wave? Yes, yes. I was trying to remember today, which, is it the very first Naked Gun where you come out of a plane and wave? Yes, yes. I'm in the trilogy, though. Oh, you're in all of them? Yes, yes, yes. Fantastic.

The whole box set. And is it the same joke every time? No, no. In the second one, I'm actually playing a character. I'm playing like a crack addict that's holding O.J. Simpson at gunpoint, ironically enough. Why didn't you... You had your chance to...

You could have saved some lives. He didn't kill anybody on the set, so I didn't know. Gave him the benefit of the doubt, sure. I think my favorite movie this year so far actually is the Lego movie. So good. It's so good.

And my weird story about that was a year ago, I was at some kind of a party, and this director starts talking to me, and it's Phil Lord, who directed the Lego movie. And we're just chatting with him. He goes, oh, what do you do? I'm a director.

And I said, oh, yeah, what are you working on? He goes, I'm working on this movie made entirely out of Legos. I'm like, oh, that's nice. That's nice. You know, the White Stripes did a music video like that. He goes, yeah, yeah. You know, so what? Have you done anything else? He's like, well, I did Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Like, oh, it's a movie. Yes, okay. Okay, I got it. Sorry. Patronizing idiot me. Yeah, he and his partner, Chris Miller, everything they've touched so far has turned out pretty good. Yeah, he's amazing.

Good for them, yeah. All right, well, let's move on to the, I got some texts from Dustin, and he's here? Oh, okay, come on in, buddy. Hey. Oh, man. What's up? Hey. Hello. That's crazy. I'm late, guys.

We didn't talk all day today. And it just kind of dawned on me the last minute, oh, I should have checked in with Dustin to see if everything was cool. And then when I did write to you four minutes before the show started, you wrote back, I'm in stupid traffic, man. Coming from the north. Do I have time?

And of course, I didn't write back because I'm doing a show right now. And then you wrote, fuck, man. Running late. And then the perfect text, like if you'd have driven off the road right after it, like if it was the last thing you ever said to anyone and you crashed because you were texting, your last text was just app. Yep, not even A-P-P.

I think it was A-A-P. Just A-A-P crash. Oh, poor Dustin. That was an accident, that app. And when I saw it, I'm like, ah, I'm running late. I can't explain. He'll get it, you know? So anyway, yeah, I was running late.

And dude, I'm not going to lie. I fucking forgot because I added, you told me three weeks. And I added three weeks from then. And I'm bad at math. And I thought it was next week. No, it's now. Yeah. It was crazy because I was like...

It's totally happening right now. I was like, oh man, I'm being such a pothead and I can't try any pothead excuses on you because you know, you know? So I'm like, oh, I'm just going to tell the truth. So I did it. I'm glad you did, man. There's been a lot of people

opening up on this panel tonight. Yeah, man. It's been a lot of people Opening up on this panel tonight Yeah man It's been a really It's been a sharing And growing experience Wow Real quick Have you had time to

Have you Showed up late For any movies lately Yeah Did you miss the first Ten minutes of anything cool Dude I just saw A Tesla documentary

Holy shit And everybody That watched it, their hair ended up like that. Oh, no. Zing. Shit. I know. I was doing that right now

whenever you texted me. And I was like, oh, shit. I gotta get there. And Tesla was a cool guy, you know? In the end, I think he's gonna win, you know? He, uh, you know, check it out. He had a death guy, you know? In the end, I think he's gonna win, you know? He, you know, check it out. He had a death ray, you know? He had a death ray and he cut it up into pieces.

Not the death ray, but the parts, you know? Not the part, you know, the diagram, whatever it is. Schematics. And sent them to China and Russia and like Canada and all these other countries. It was weird. They sent it to a bunch of big countries and then Canada, you know,

like all these world powers. So I don't know what he was thinking there, but holy shit. Let the games begin. Did you want to say something, Eli? No, I just that I have every letter that Nikola Tesla ever wrote.

Cause I spent six years researching a project on Tesla for David Lynch that never came to fruition and my garage is like stacks of weird Al Yankovic singles and every letter that he wrote and Tesla was amazing he was terrified of peaches he wouldn't touch them and everything he did like his forks and knives would be divisible by three and he would take electric baths and he he was absolutely horrified by the skin of a pea. He would never eat peas, because the skin of peas just freaked him out too much.

I was going to write a musical based on Tesla and Edison, for real. That was in development and never happened, but we all have this Tesla connection now. It's weird. It was going to be a Tesla play with Angela Badalamenti doing music, but not... Sorry, Doug's falling asleep. No, I was just going to, when you said we all have a connection to Tesla,

I was just going to throw in, I saw the prestige. This is a part of the show where we play some games. And to start us off, some folks in the audience have made name tags. And you guys all get to select who you would like to play for. Just go grab the name tag, bring it back to your seat and try not to read the shithead on the back.

And while you do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. And we're back! Who are you playing for, Dustin? I am playing for Mike Chete. It's a combination of Mike and Machete. Yeah, yeah, check it out. And it's a...

Oh, okay, okay. It's a T-shirt, and I just saw on the back of it, it says... Don't read it. It says nothing. It says nothing. Man, dude. You're a champion on this show. You almost read the shithead out loud.

I'm a wrecking ball right now. Damn it. Just breathe. Just breathe. Chris, who are you playing for? I am playing for Peter Friedrichs. Turn it around this way so I can see it on my vine. Peter Friedrichs.

He said it's pronounced Fried-dicks. Friedrichs. That's the shithead on the back, dummy. Oh, man. That totally saved my ass just now. And I'm fucking sober. Oh man, you just ate the birthday cake. He changed X-Men into Max-Men, so you're playing for, I assume, Max.

Who do you have here, Eli? I am playing for Jack Bryan. He's the shadow recruit. But he looks a lot like you. Yeah, yeah. Keira Knightley was in that movie? Apparently. And he uses glitter, which I use a lot of in my work.

And finally, Al, who are you playing for? It appears that I'm playing for a woman by the name of Mag. She has got a cup here that says, it's a Mag, Mag, Mag, Mag World cup. Okay. Thank you, Mag. All right. That's fun.

And there's a shithead on there, I think. There it is. Don't say it. Don't say it. Hey! You guys are the worst. All right. To start us off, to determine who goes first,

we are going to play a little game called Doing Lines with Mark. You guys want to do some fucking lines or what? Mark Wahlberg in the number one movie in the country two weekends in a row, still manages to find the time to come by. I was in the fucking hood, dog. All right. How you guys doing? You doing good?

Doing good, doing good. Fucking hanging or what? You know why I was here today? What's that? I'll give you one fucking guess how I got here today. Donnie brought you over here. It is fucking Donnie.

He wants to be a fucking ornithologist. What? So he's fucking running around Griffith Observatory. I'm like, dude, I'm going to walk down this fucking hill.

You come get me when you're done. He's like, I saw a sparrow. I'm like, you're going to see one from the fucking backyard, Donnie. You walked down all the way from up there to here? Yeah, that's a fucking light. That's not even real cardio.

Yeah, you look like you didn't break a sweat. Your hair looks perfect. This morning I did a 20K. For charity. All right, so Mark is going to say a line from a motion picture. And the first person, as soon as you think you know it, just say it to your microphone, the name of the movie

and the first person that gets it right wins this game. Yeah, let's do it. Here we go. You're right, Bob. I'm sorry. I'm a worthless

hunk. UHF. It is fucking UHF. Weird Al Yankovic recognizing his own film Unfair advantage, sorry Oh hey, dude Before I go real quick

What's that? I just thought I should Throw this in here One time on a dare I benched a Tesla Nice Alright, fair enough. So that means Al gets to go first in the Leonard Maltin game.

Oh, boy. Yeah, and we're playing to two points. And we'll start with, since Dustin is our returning champion, we'll start with Al, but then we'll go to Dustin, and then Chris, and then Eli, and hopefully everyone will know what's happening. I think you guys will figure it out. You get to pick a category, Al.

Would you like, as suggested by at LouTheMailman on Twitter, Lou, L-E-W, V for Viagra, and that is movies that are three hours or more. V for Viagra. And that is movies that are three hours or more. Consult your doctor if it's over four hours.

Or celebrating a birthday today, Kevin Bacon, the great Kevin Bacon. So the films of Kevin Bacon. And your third option is, At and The Supremes suggested Premium Rush. And that's Geoffrey Rush movies that Leonard Maltin gave three stars or more. I'm going to go with... Great Geoffrey Rush. I'm going to go with The People of Viagra.

I thought you might. Why? Would you like a... Well, Kevin Bacon's not a tough one, but that Geoffrey Rush thing, nobody's ever going to pick that. Well, Kevin Bacon's not a tough one, but that Jeffrey Rush thing, nobody's ever going to pick that. Would you like a movie that's over three hours long from 1962, 1984, or 2005? 1962. Whoa!

That's a bold move. Four stars from Leonard for this movie from 1962. He calls it a blockbuster. What else would it be? He also says it's the first leading role of the person who plays the lead in this film. And he also says... Don't do anything yet, Al.

Finally, he says beware of shorter prints. Which means that there isn't a person that's shorter than prints. It means that there are prints out there in repertory theaters that are that are not the right length and then he lists nine names and so what you have to do now here Al is bid on how many names you think you can get it in you can ask for all the names you can

say zero names because you seem confident or you can go into negative names if you say negative one you have to name the movie and the top billed performer. Negative two, you have to name the movie and the top two billed performers. What would you like to do? Doug, I can name that movie a negative two. See?

I had a feeling. I had a feeling I had to talk him through that. Now we go to Dustin, who I'm sure knows what this movie is. You look pretty confident. Oh, man, that's just all the drugs and alcohol. Okay. Negative two, damn it.

I think we all know what you need to do. What did you bring for the prize bag? Oh, it's in the car. I brought soil and stuff to plant. You know, you can do do. I'm gonna... What'd you bring for the prize bag? Oh, it's in the car. I brought soil and stuff to plant, you know? You can doomsday prep, guys. Yeah. I got a bunch of soil

and I bought three containers. And I'll give you two, but I gotta keep one of them, you know? So... Okay, so whoever wins follows you out to the car.

Yeah. Hey, while you do that, can you get their email? Because we're going to send them some other stuff, too. Yes, yes. Thanks a lot. Okay, I will. So you're just going to say, I mean, it's a fun thing. Did you ever think you'd get to say the words,

Weird Al, name that movie? Oh, man, no, that's awesome. Weird Al, name that movie. So I'm not going to say yes or no to any of it. You just name the name of the movie, and then the top-billed person, and then the second-billed person. Lawrence of Arabia,

Peter O'Toole, Omar Sharif. God damn it. You were so close. Oh, no. Lawrence Arabia, Peter O'Toole, Alec Guinness. Oh. Alec fucking Guinness. I should have got negative one.

Would you have gotten negative two? No! Oh! Fucking Omar Sharif is like next to last. He's like, yeah, he's way down there. Is that true? Oh. He wasn't Omar Sharif back then.

He was Omar Sharif. Yeah, if you'd have gone, you were the only person who was probably, did you know what it was, Eli? I knew what it was, but I also knew that it was a gamble betting Sharif number two, as it often is. Yeah. Except for when he plays a doctor, then he's in the number one slot. And that's probably over three hours long, Dr. Zhivago. You know what always happens?

I'm not even going to lie. Dude, I blanked on what the question was. I don't even know what you asked. And this happens every time I'm on here on the first one because I forget what I'm doing and it's like, oh shit, that's right. If you've noticed, I've always said name that movie because I'm like, yeah, name it, buddy.

Because I don't know what you just said. There's a skill in that and someday we'll have to turn it. Oh shit. Donnie. Donnie. Donnie. Oh, shit. Donnie. Donnie. That's a line from

something? Donnie. Big Lebowski? Donnie. We got a German out here that wants to die for his country, so why don't you

come oblige him? A glorious bastard. It is fucking a glorious bastard, bro. Real quick also. Go see fucking Transformers, guys. What's the name of his character in Glorious Bastards?

Donnie Donowitz, isn't it? Sergeant Donnie Donowitz. Wow. Hey, I'm going to tell you this. But what's his nickname? Oh, the Bear Jew. Get out of here, racist. What?

I want you off of this stage. No, here's the deal. I don't ever forget a good Donnie. Okay? Seriously, guys, go see fucking Transformers. Dinosaurs. They're not even fucking real.

We made them. He helps out with the CGI shit. He's really a man of many hats. And Weird Al Yankovic is on the board with one point, everybody. Yeah.

Exciting. What? Oh, I'm sorry. Wait. Yeah, Al didn't get it right. Oh, I was clapping too. Fuck. Ah.

I was the only person that didn't know. No partial credit? No. I know, right? That sucks. All know. No partial credit? No. I know, right? That sucks. All right. So Dustin has the point. Dustin was the challenger, though, so we're going to start with Eli and then head towards Dustin.

And whoa, what's happening? Eli gets to pick a category. Momoffley on Twitter suggested Deep Fried Bacon oh it's Kevin Bacon's birthday today here he is again these are movies where Kevin Bacon smokes weed

so we narrowed it down a little bit from that other category of just Kevin Bacon movies U.S. Craskle suggested Halificent and that's movies with evil computers there's a few of those bacon movies. U.S. Craskle suggested Halificent. Halificent. And that's movies with evil computers.

Oh, okay. There's a few of those over the years. And then the Blueberry Johnson category, I like to call it. It's you're in this

and it's films that someone on this panel is in. I think Halificent. Let's mix it up a little. I love robot movies. Usually people dive on the movies they're in, because if you had, you probably would have recognized

Inglourious Bastards, but... Well, it's either that or Piranha 3D. You know what? Actually, it was Piranha, actually. It was the one that I selected. Don't tell anybody. I'll leave that category in there. Would you like a movie with evil computers from 1977,

1982, or 1995? 82. Okay, right up the middle. Two stars from Leonard for this movie that he says has a computer whiz in it. And

he also calls it disappointing. But he says the special effects are stunning. And he lists six names. How many can you get it in? 1982. Evil Computer. Wow, I knew 1983, Evil Computer. Wow, I knew 1983 evil computer I think

How many computers aren't evil, really? I think I could get it Has a computer been in a movie and not caused any shit? No Hi, I'm a happy computer Do whatever you want. Never a problem. I think I can... Shall we play a game?

I think I can do it in one name. Oh. That's the last name of the six. What do you think of that, Chris Tinkle? I think I can do it in a negative one, I think.

I'm guessing, though. All right. Well, sure. It's part of the fun. All right. He says negative one, Dustin. Do you... Let me just quickly...

No, I know what it was. I was like... You know what's going on this time? Yes, yes, yes. And I think... Oh, God. Because it's tough because I don't... I don't know anyone in it, but I think I god because it's tough because I don't I don't

I don't know anyone in it but I think I know what it is but I'm gonna say name that movie alright so you gotta name it and the top billed person

I'm gonna say it's uh War Games with Matthew Broderick no no oh fuck

is it what do you think it is Lawnmower Man no no is that even about computers like that's like that was about lawnmowers dumbass Oh, fuck. Is it... What do you think it is? The Lawnmower Man? No, no. Is that even about computers? That's like... That was about lawnmowers, dumbass. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

I was gonna go see that movie because I thought it was called The Lawnmower Man. I thought it was a Tommy Chong joint. No, this motion picture is called Tron. And the lead actor is Jeff Bridges yeah of course

so that's more of a video game than a computer though right what's that it's more of a video game than a computer it's like the central control or whatever

are you are you saying that that's not an evil computer it's evil like somebody suggested on Twitter today Beauty and the Beast

were you gonna say what like would you I've Beauty and the Beast. Were you going to say, like, would you, I've never played the game, so would you have said, like, Bruce Boxleitner? And I would have gone, oh, Tron. Like, I was...

Oh, the sixth name would have been Daniel Shore. Oh, Tron. Yeah, that's the thing. Somebody, you know, they underbid you or whatever. But somebody suggested Beauty and the Beast, which is a movie where a fat guy's dating a gorgeous woman. And I was like, I can't do that category

because I don't want to sit around arguing about whether or not a guy is fat or the woman is gorgeous. In trivia, you need it to be specific. Like, this definitely happened. And I think with Tron, you might be right. It might not be a computer. What do you guys think? Nobody has an opinion. It might not be a computer. What do you guys think? Nobody has an opinion.

It's an evil video game. Yeah, it's an evil video game. Which could have been Tron. But aren't all video games inside computers when you think about it? Um, yeah. They're in us, you know? Yeah, but it's not like Daryl or War Games, which are actually

evil computers. You're talking about more Cloak and Dagger versus Tron. That's an evil video game. I hear you. Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman. Let's say I go into a guy's office. Let's say he's even remotely interested, all right? Well, then I get all excited inside. I'm like JoJo, the idiot circus boy with a brand new pet.

But the sale, that's my pet. And I love it, and I hug it, and I crush it. You're naughty. You're a naughty little fucking pet, okay? Of mice and men? What's that? Of mice and men? It is not of mice and men.

Swingers? It is not of swingers. Oh, God damn it. What's your name, Alan? You look like a naughty little pet. And then I take it, and then I I squeeze it, then I love it. What is that? Let's say he's even remotely interested.

Then I'm like JoJo, the idiot circus boy with a brand new pet. JoJo, the idiot circus boy. Tommy boy, right? It is fucking Tommy. Yeah! That was called Doing a Paragraph with Mark.

I knew that I used to quote that whole movie Like back and forth man Well it took you forever bro I know I was a kid By myself I didn't have friends I played David Spade

And Chris Farley man That's a really funny movie. Every time I catch it on cable, I'm just kind of impressed by how it's still hilarious and good times. Not unlike UHF or Hostile 2. Sorry, Chris.

I'm all out of compliments. Shit. All right. What do you got to plug, buddy? New album, that's about it And his new album It just came out too On iTunes and Amazon And you're

Pointing at people Is very effective On podcasts Oh no, on podcasts, right? I just realized that But also you're in I Am Road Comic I Am Road Comic, yeah

And somebody's gonna get That tonight You don't You've got to Whoever you were playing for is who's going to follow you out to the car, Dustin. Oh, hell yeah. Let's go, buddy. Machete. I mean, Mike Chete.

Yeah. The white version. Yeah. Machete. Yeah, he's our winner, so if you want to come collect your prizes, Mike Chete. Congratulations. Thanks, man. There you go. And I kept the nightlights.

Don't see Transformers again. Here, nightlight. Also, God, great murder weapon. So heavy. What do you got to plug, Dustin? I'm going to be at Foxwoods Casino this weekend, if you're out there. So come on out Thursday through Sunday. Yeah. Just like, what game are you going to be at Foxwoods Casino this weekend if you're out there so come on out Thursday through Sunday

yeah what game are you going to be playing? I'll be at the blackjack table Thursday through Sunday so just come by and I'll tell you a couple of jokes we'll have some anecdotes and it'll be fine yeah you're going to need some anecdotes

I plan on just replaying Tommy Boy on stage that's all I'm going to do I'm just going to say it to the audience. Holy shnikes! I think that was the first line, because he ran into the fence. Remember? What's going on with you directing-wise, Eli?

You got something coming out? I do. I have a movie coming out called The Green Inferno on September 5th. That's a horror movie that I shot in the Amazon with a bunch of people that had never seen Ice Cubes before and didn't know what movies were, and we got them to chop up people and eat them and play cannibals.

It was completely insane and totally nuts. We almost died filming it, and it's a lot of fun. That sounds like a Werner Herzog production. We actually shot where Werner Herzog shot Aguirre, the Wrath of God, and I found out exactly where he did it So I went like 15 minutes farther To say that I could go

Herzog fans, give it up Said I went farther than Herzog He's one of the more popular guests on this show That's why I dropped his name And Weird Al Yankovic Mandatory Fun The full title is actually Gateway Al Mandatory Fun. The full title is actually Gateway Al, Mandatory Fun.

That's, you know, your puns and titles are so great usually. That one really misses the boat a little bit, Gateway Al. But Mandatory Fun, next Tuesday. And we have eight videos world premiering in eight days starting on Monday. You banged them all out already. Banging them all out, yeah. Oh my God. And is one of the tracks

what you do, I think, on every one of your albums the kind of a medley of current hits on accordion? There is a medley called Now That's What I Call Polka. That is on the album, yes.

Which classics are in there? It's a surprise, man. Oh, okay, sorry. The last album, I listened to that track where you just sang Poker Face and a bunch of other songs with the, you know, Poker Face. I listened to that thing over and over and over again. I was obsessed with it.

It's funnier every time, right? Well, it takes the catchiness of those songs and removes all of the cloying sweetness and marketing and, you marketing and all that stuff. Stripped to its bare bones. Just the melody and jokes about farting. It's fantastic. Pretty much.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. I can't wait to hear it. Let's hear it for all these guys. Weird Al Yankovic, Eli Roth, Chris Tinkle, and Dustin Ibarra. I'll be more specific about you gotta come back as the returning champion

so I'll be better about making sure that you know about it no dude that's me man come on three weeks from now right no one week from now right we'll talk about it I got a very special show next week I don't know if I want you

coming in late and doing this whole... I got soil, guys! I should have... Doug loves soil. Spinoff podcast. Did I have something? Oh, I also wanted to mention Gateway Doug 2 Force Fun is

available now. Mandatory fun next week. In other words, you fucking have to have fun for the next seven days, whether you like it or not. And then on and on and on after that. Let me gather up the shitheads.

The gathering of the shitheads. This is the concert some people like going to. We've already heard this one. As always, Peter Friedrichs. It's got even how it's pronounced underneath it, and I still took a bad shot at it. Peter Friedrichs is a shithead.

Right? I think everybody agrees with that one. What does this say? China liking Transformers is a shithead? You fucking kidding me with this shit? What does that say? Does that say China? Shithead equals... I'm not going to fucking say that out loud again Who the fuck said it? Does that say China? Shithead equals...

I'm not going to fucking say that out loud again. Who fucking said it? Who fucking said it? Is it supposed to say kinda liking Transformers? I'll give you a pipe that you can start out with. And I will choke you with my fucking shoelace. Who the fuck said it? What does this say?

It is China. China liked it more than we do because it's a hit here. I made a lot of money over there. Oh, okay. Yeah, you fucking ain't right. I did, dude. But I don't blame them as much

because in other countries it might be a fun movie to watch because you don't have to give a shit what anybody's saying. But if you watch it here, you're like, what the fuck is going on? The greatest movie ever fucking told

is what's going on. You think it's three hours because it's not good? I totally forgot you were standing behind me. Don't ever forget, Doug. Don't ever forget. You and me? I'm going to fucking eviscerate you, bro. For the listeners, that was not to Doug.

Yeah, the listeners are probably worried about my safety. And finally, as always, How to Train Your Dragon 2 is a shithead. I agree with that. Now it's time for Doug

to watch another talkie. Eyes of gold, his viewing prowess makes him foggy. There's no room in his heart for you. Because Doug loves movies.