Doug Loves Movies - Wells Adams, Steve Agee, Trae Crowder, Blair Socci and Beth Stelling guest

Episode Date: January 9, 2023

Live from Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, Doug welcomes Wells Adams, Steve Agee, Trae Crowder, Blair Socci and Beth Stelling to the show.You can find the entire archive of Doug Loves Movies on Stitcher Premium. For a free month of Stitcher Premium, go to stitcherpremium.com and use promo code "DOUG."See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Good morning, Leonard! Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 azipop or kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies! That's a thing going on for so long. Hey, everybody! My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is the love movie! Perfect is Doug Loves Movies.

Perfection. We're doing it. It's, what is it, Saturday, January 7th, 2023. And to kick off the new year, I brought a simple and elegant prize bag. Yeah. It's a little tote that I got from a festival called the Come and Take It Festival in Houston, Texas.

And inside is some rather potent gummy bears. In fact, these are so potent they didn't even fuck with shaping them like bears. They're just discs of gummy

from my friends at Ghostly Goods. So, you know, be very careful with those, whoever might win them. And then, I'm never going to get a dog. I might get a... I'm probably not going to get a dog. So, I've been holding on to this for a while. I got this when I visited Cesar Millan's ranch.

Yeah, it's an official Cesar Millan tennis ball tossing stick thing. It's got a nice grip on it, and you just throw it out there. The dog brings it back to you. You put it back in there, and you do it again. So much easier to do that than that, let me tell you. It's for anybody who can't throw overhand.

Alright, so somebody's going to win that beautiful thing. But speaking of beautiful things, this is the piece de resistance. It is a large rubber glow-in-the-dark bong from our friends at Peacemaker. Peacemaker, the rubber pipe-making company, not the hit TV show. Not affiliated. All of that, that is going to be won by somebody today,

and it's simple and easy to take home with you, and only sad if you don't like weed or dogs. Then you've got a prize package that is not specifically for you. Is everybody ready to meet my guest today? As you can see there, we've got five great ones, four of which are here. One is looking for parking, which seems to be an ongoing theme when we perform in this area.

But let's get four of them out here. Give it up, everybody, please, for Steve Agee, Trey Crowder, Blair Saki, Beth Stelling, and Wells Adams! Okay, there's Steve. Sit on that end over there, Steve. You can sit on that end over there.

Yeah, Wells, you can come a little closer. Trey, that's perfect. Oh, yeah, right there. Oh, I gave you the gag chair. Wow, is it going to keep doing that? They're all gag chairs. I hope they're all. Oh, shit.

What the fuck? Is everybody's chair fucking? That's our show tonight, folks. Wow. I've got such a nice, sturdy, low-to-the-ground chair. And I hope that Beth joins us. I hope everybody's going to be okay. And I hope that Beth joins us sometime soon.

She's got quite a story. Yeah, she's been texting me, and she's been through a lot. So I'm going to be hungry. Yeah, that's not good. She's been in Congress all week. She's been at the Capitol all week voting.

Not a political crowd. No. Doug loves politicals Now, this is Doug Loves Movies and I'm very excited to have all of these guests here and I'm going to introduce them

individually and alphabetically by first name as we do on the show now so we've got to skip over Beth. Immediately just skip past the first person. Her podcast is called Dear Owen Wilson. It's Dear Blair Saki.

Hello everyone. That podcast doesn't exist anymore. I know you tell me that every time you're on this podcast. But people can still listen to it, right? That is true. Didn't even consider that. It's still available. It's still out there.

And the other thing I like to dwell on with you, Blair, is you're my friend that enjoys animation maybe more than any of my other friends in the cinema. Have you seen any good animation lately? Oh, God. What have I seen? Did you enjoy Marcel the Shell, for example? Oh, I fucking

love Marcel the Shell. I saw it in theaters alone. Yeah. You rented out the whole thing or it's just worked out for you? No no i am not that rich yet at the present moment but i was dead i saw like the creator tweeted he's like you know we really need your support and i was like of course you have my support i'm there i ran there and so So, yeah. I loved it. I'm Blair. Thanks.

Thanks for being here, Blair. Wait, I want to know more about Dear Owen Wilson and what happened to it and why it failed. Because it sounds great. Okay, all right, all right. I'll give you a really short. Okay, in 2007, I wrote a real letter to Owen Wilson. I was worried about him. He was having some issues.

I wanted to let him know that he was loved and appreciated. And then many years went by. I forgot that happened. I became a comedian. I had comedians read letters to people they were fans of. Then people signed a contract to make a podcast for money, and then it did not get renewed. There it is. Wow. Yeah. You could then it did not get renewed. There it is.

Wow. You could put it out there for free. Yeah. Alright, but this is a great setup for me to do my I'm going to do a very brief Owen Wilson impression. Marley. Alright, so yeah, it didn't really sound like him but it was a word that he has said Marley Alright so

Yeah it didn't really sound like him But it was a word that he has said In motion pictures So everybody recognized it Okay so this next gentleman Is John Economos On Peacemaker the program That I mentioned earlier

He's not on Peacemaker the pipe That's in the prize bag. Not yet. Yeah. It's Steve Agee, everybody! Thank you. Thanks. Hi, Steve.

Good to be back. Doug, last time I did this podcast was in Atlanta. Yeah, you were shooting the movie The Suicide Squad. And you came out and did the show. Yeah, yeah, with Dave. But you told me backstage, this is amazing,

this is your first time on a stage in front of an audience. Three years. In three years. Yeah. Yeah. No yelling. It spreads germs. Please.

That's not the reason, but yeah, it's been three years. Well, Dynasty Tiber is a germ-free environment. They have a special spray. Oh, good. Yeah. So try not to worry about that too much. Okay. And thank you for coming back.

My pleasure. Yeah. I didn't know you smoked French. We? We all do. We got another return guest on the program today, who I believe the first time he did the show was in Washington, D.C. at the Improv there.

He's part of the Well-Read Comedy, Comedians of, not of comedy, but you know what I mean, tour. And he's back here with us it's trey crowder everybody yeah yeah i did not conduct my okay well he's you know he dusted my ass on this show before yeah everybody's ass dude yeah no this is uh you know there's nobody like him on the panel today that I'm aware of, but we'll see. You never know. We might have a sleeping giant sitting next to me

here. We definitely have an awake giant on the stage. Did we talk to you long enough, Trey? Sure, if you want to, yeah. How do you feel about your chances today? When I was growing up, my dad owned a video store, and I grew up in that thing.

And my dad passed away almost 10 years ago, so I always feel like I'm shaming my family when I do terribly on this show. Because I should be better, but I won't be. So just so everybody knows, we'll see. So that's how I'm feeling right now. Mournful. Mournful. Mournful and unconfident.

There might not be any questions that happen to be in your wheelhouse. All of us have this period where we most went to movies and paid attention to every aspect of it. Nerded out on it the most. You just never know what's going to come up. Looking ahead, I can tell you right now,

you're not going to do well today. Good. That's what I thought. I peeked at what's going to happen. I'm still very excited about it, even though I spoiled it for myself. Also joining us today, we have a first-time guest on the show.

I'm very excited that he's here. Give it up, everybody, for Wells Adams! Hey, everybody. You have a show. I feel so great about this, talking about it. You have a new show on Hulu? Yes.

Hulu, and it's called Best in Doug. And what happens on this show is people come on, and it's called Best in Doug. And what happens on this show is people come on, and what are they? Are they all named Doug? They're all named Doug. They talk about famous Dugs around the world. And you made our top ten list in the finale,

which was really cool. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah. I should probably watch this instead of being so confused about it. People write H at the end of Doug all the time, especially baristas and whatnot. The program

is actually called Best in Dough. I was excited to make that joke and have you immediately correct me, but you yes-ended my ass. Improv. Like a true professional. Yeah, you do good work. Yeah, it's a show about pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

Yay! Sorry. Sorry for everything. I was waiting so long for food that never came. I'm so hungry. Beth Stelling, ladies and gentlemen. Sorry. Were you waiting for pizza? I was actually, it's so sad.

I was literally just waiting for a smoothie. And then she was like, it's like five more minutes. I was like, you didn't make it. But I will say, every time I'm on your show, I do have my period. I will. When to rebook you. If there's a week when you definitely want to have it. Well, last time it was so bad, I canceled, remember?

Yeah, yeah, I do. And I was also, at the time, I was on gabapentin, which most people will reply and they go, oh, my dog is on that. And I was so angry. I was dealing with rage, but also a lot of bleeding. Is gabapentin bad for rage? It's one of the side effects that's possible.

The odd thing is it's supposed to help with anxiety and things like that. And for me, I just got pretty angry. I guess it's hard to be anxious and angry like if you're angry you're sort of a you know at least addressing something you know with anger yeah I'd like to apologize for everything oh I mean I told the audience that you've been through a lot today thank you so much yeah to be nice to you okay thank, thank you. And that is, it sucks when the timing doesn't work out and you can't have some food.

Wait, why is there an extra chair? I don't know. Everyone was having trouble with their chairs, so I just sat on the stool. Yeah. Oh, smart. Is it? Well, because the chairs are a joke.

They're all going to collapse by the end of the show, and you're going to still be sitting there. Good. Help us out here. We're trying to, you know, it's for ratings. I almost ate the mic. I was like, not that. Yeah.

It's not a great time to be licking microphones. No. Never was. Enjoy your, it never was. Enjoy your... It never was. It never was. But it happened on accident. People were out there doing it.

It does happen on accident. Yeah, it does. It's truly... It's a terrible experience. Yeah. Well, also, the microphone hitting your teeth. I know. That one.

When you take it out, it's so embarrassing. The worst. But usually they... This one doesn't smell, which is good. But sometimes they smell. That's another thing. But usually they... This one doesn't smell, which is good. But sometimes they smell. That's another thing. That's terrible. Well, now I have to smell my microphone.

Yeah. Hey. Hey, pretty good. I got cinnamon. Oh, wow. That's nice. That's a nice scent in wintertime. But I introduced everybody, right? Yeah, we were That's nice. That's nice. Nice set in wintertime. But I introduced everybody, right?

Yeah, we were talking to Wells. This is Wells' first time on the show. Beth, you've been on. Cool to meet you. You as well. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, I watch you on some of your programs. And the host.

Honestly, I'm relieved to find out that people don't actually think there's an H at the end of Doug. Because I was like, nah, what incarnation? I was like, who are these idiots? Really confused for a while. But the show where I bartend for a bunch of idiots in Mexico

and then they fuck each other, that one's still going. We'll go forever, I assume. And by fuck each other, he means not give somebody a rose and they fuck each other. That one's still going. We'll go forever. And by fuck each other he means not give somebody a rose and they get sent home. That's how they get fucked. There's also a place they all do it. The boom boom room. There was not a lot of boom boom in this.

They mentioned it a couple times but we never saw anybody go there I don't think. It was very disappointing. Kira went with a vibrator. She did? Yeah. She did. She was just like, I need some alone time.

And they cut this from the scene, but she came down to the bar and was asking if she could go up to the boom boom room with the vibrator, asking me as if I was the gatekeeper of masturbation there. And then she decided, she was like, hey, should we name this guy? Let's name him Wells. And I was like the gatekeeper of masturbation there. And then she decided, she was like, hey, should we name this guy? Let's name him Wells. And I was like, let's not. Yeah, please.

Let's not do that. So we named him Doug, which I thought was good. You're like, I have a boyfriend. There's already plenty of dildos named Doug. He asked me. We're looking at one. I'm just kidding But also you didn't have time to change out of your scrubs It's crazy

I didn't It was a wild shift I'm also a geriatric gynecologist I don't know if anybody knew that That's my side gig Doesn't that just sound like the gynecologist is old? Yeah. I mean, I guess both.

You just have to have follow-up questions on that one, I guess. It's better than, you know, pediatric gynecologist. Hey, get out of there, kid. Alright, Beth. You're up first in this next segment of the show that I call

Recommendation Nation. That's where I normally get my guests to recommend a movie, but since it's january and the front end of it i've been asking uh people to tell me a movie that's like their resolution movie like this next year i'm gonna get to it it's like one you've always meant to watch you just never get around to it but it's classic, or people won't shut up about it, and you haven't seen it. And even, you know, I'm looking for embarrassing ones.

The last show, somebody said Goodfellas. Oh, wow. Yeah, that person killed themselves. I can maybe top that. Par for the course. Somebody else said Lord of the Rings and that person is resting comfortably. I love Lord of the Rings.

I do too. I genuinely love it. It was so formative for me. I love a trilogy. I remember a boyfriend in college giving it to me on DVD and it was truly a heartwarming gift. I loved it.

Yeah, he's like, you need something to do when I'm not around. Here's nine hours of people you can fall in love with and never hook up with. I flew from Dublin to LAX two months ago, started the Lord of the Rings trilogy, landed with 20 minutes left. What happened? For real.

Don't know how it ends. You really never finished it? Well, I've seen it before. I had to watch something that would just get me through the flight, and so I was like, alright, we're going to do Lord of the Rings. Yeah, I guess that would work. I don't know. It would make me feel like it's going on for

way longer. I guess two come to mind. One, I can't think of the name of it. It's Keanu Reeves with the pill. The Matrix? I've never seen that. You've never seen The Matrix? The pill! Is the pill,

is that the main thing you know about it? Is that there's a pill? Yeah. Yeah, you should totally watch it. Because there's some wild shit going on. Okay. But would you guys recommend it for real? Hell yeah. The trilogy's really good.

I don't know about the fourth one. Trilogy good. That's mine. All right, that's a good one, The Matrix. And I think we can all agree that you just need to see the first one okay if you want more of that then watch all the sequels but definitely the first one

is it's own special thing I think we have audience agreement Keanu Reeves was definitely one of my first you know crushes so you've seen Constantine? No. It was Point Break that did it for me.

Oh my God, yeah. Johnny Utah. I love Point Break. I am going to ask Steve next. Steve, what's your... I want to watch It's a Wonderful Life. You've never seen it? Never seen it.

Wow. I've never seen that either. I'm kind of proud of you on that one. I haven't seen it either. Because it's hard to avoid. I've seen huge chunks of it, but I've never watched it beginning to end. Because it's hard to avoid. I've seen huge chunks of it, but I've never watched it beginning to end because it's depressing.

It's black and white. Even the happy ending is depressing. The happy ending is like, well, okay, I guess we'll soldier forth. We'll just keep going. Yeah. Yeah. But definitely do it

and don't colorize it or any of that shit. Yeah. And if you watch it with commercial breaks, it's four hours long. So don't do that. Okay, Blair? Oh, I should be writing these down. Blair?

Oh, okay, so I don't know if I'm going to do it, but... No, this is a... You have to pick a movie you're going to commit to watching in the next year, and I'm going to follow up with texts and then on my next period we're going to get together okay okay okay okay all right uh the john wick um yeah i've never but this is the thing this current man i've seen and every other ex-boyfriend I've ever had, like, they want you to see John Wick so bad. It means so much to them. And I'm like, I just don't know if I want to surrender that yet.

I've gone this far. You know what I mean? I won't even meet a girl. I won't even meet, like, a guy friend of mine if he's got a girlfriend. I'm like, I won't meet her if she hasn't seen John Wick. I know. I know. She has to pass the Wick test.

Yeah. She has to see it and like it. It's a tough test. Men feel strongly about it, and I don't know if I want to waver, but I guess it is committed to something. I know it's a trilogy. Yeah, and there's a fourth one. The fourth one's on the way, so you got work to do. I don't know.

If you really like him, Blair, I think give him this. Have you seen it, though? I love him. Is that true? Yeah, I mean, and I agree. I've gone with different boyfriends each time. Yeah. They're the ones that don't like it. She leaves them.

I feel like if Beth likes it, I will probably like it. I do. How do you feel about dog death? Not good. What if I was like, yeah, I fucking love dog death. Let's go see it now. Start with John Wick 3 then.

Because the first two movies is all about what happened at the beginning of the first one. And then the third one, Halle Berry has trained attack dogs that are her friends. So she, everybody that she meets either gets shot in the face or attacked by a dog. And it's amazing.

Wait. It's sad. My retention is so terrible. Is that true? Yes. One dog runs up a wall to bite a guy on the balls. Like runs up the side of a wall. It's amazing.

It is kind of one of those things. You know people die in those movies, Beth. I know, but he never does. They get shot right in the face. But he never does. No, he doesn't. Yeah. But he's really beat up though.

He's just a human. He walks with a limp by the end of every one. Yeah. And now he's in movies with Ali Wong. That's pretty cool. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody says that. Always be my baby.

Maybe. Maybe be my baby. Maybe. Baby, maybe, baby, maybe. Boss baby. In a corner. I haven't... I think I tried to see that one and fell asleep on it. So that maybe should be my resolution.

Maybe that's your resolution? But John Wick's a good one, Blair. You should definitely check it out. These are all, you're all like knocking it out of the park. Trey? Well, I mentioned earlier my dad had a video store when I was a kid. He was always disappointed that I wasn't into David Lynch because that was like his dude, you know? Which I would argue is like it's hard to fully appreciate the cinematic genius of a racer head when you're 11.

So it could have been more of that. I was like, can we put surf ninjas back on or like what? What the fuck is happening right now? But yeah, that was always like a bone of contention with us. So I guess I should probably, as an adult, revisit the oeuvre of Mr. David Lynch and see if I could find something there. Because you really just developed a distaste from it just from being exposed too early. I mean, that's what I've always thought.

I remember also Mulholland Drive when I was 13 or something. I was like, I have no idea. Yeah, those movies were two years apart. A lot of people don't know that. He made Eraserhead and Hollywood just opened their wallets. Well, he couldn't show me Eraserhead when it came out. But he was like 11.

He's old enough. No, he's showing you classics. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's too much. Which one do you think you'd pick? I guess I would start with Eraserhead. Since I haven't seen it. Not a good idea?

Well, it sounds like... It also does sound like you did watch it. Like he made you watch it. So we're not talking re-watch here. So pick a David Lynch you have not bothered to watch. Blue Velvet? Yes. I never watched that one. Watch that one. I guarantee

that at least 80% of the time you'll find it engaging. That's the best I can do. Because it gets a little weird and a little slow, but 80% of it's pretty entertaining. Okay, well, we still have Wells. Yeah, we do.

Oh, I got scared you were moving on. This first game we're going to play... Thanks for looking out for me. No, I was just flipping this page around because I am going to write down Blue Velvet and Wells. Beth would like to know... You can deliver it over here. ...your resolution movie.

Well, I was going to say Precious. Oh, I haven't seen that either. But I don't think I'm going to do that. I don't think there's any societal pressure to see Precious based on a book by Sapphire. But this is embarrassing. And sticking with the trilogy theme, I've never seen the third Godfather. Oh. Well, that's okay.

I haven't seen any of the Godfathers. That's okay. That's all right. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's one you're supposed to skip. That's one you're supposed to retain. If you're a big Robert Duvall fan, you don't watch the third one

because they didn't put him in it. All right, fuck that. Precious, I'm going to do Precious. All right. I mean, what a full cinematic life you've had if precious is your thing that's missing from your experience. I mean, I guess, have you seen

the Mariah Carey movie Glitter? Well, that I've seen. No? No. Well, so here's what I suggest. Because glitter is more important culturally than Precious, in my opinion. But they're both milestones in the acting career of Mariah Carey. Okay, yeah.

So she's in both of those, I think. All right. So glitter then. I'm pretty sure she's in glitter. All right, so you're going with Precious. I love it. Oh, I wrote it down next to Trey, though. Trey, could you just say Precious?

Precious. It wasn't as fun and southern as I expected it to be. Based on the novel by Sapphire? Yeah, that's better. That's better. Sapphire is a good word. You got it. That's like my whole career

right there. Yeah. Smart guy sounding dumb. Exactly. What was your movie again? Oh, Blue Velvet. Blue Velvet. All right.

We've got it all locked in. Everybody's going to see these movies this year and I'm going to make sure they do it. In most cases, I would even watch them with you if necessary.

Also, all these play at repertory theaters and stuff and they're all on streaming. Matrix, though, I'd almost say try to see it on the big screen. You know? It feels like that would be part of the experience. Alright, I'll rent this place out.

Maybe I'll show up at the New Beverly or something. I'm going to watch it on my phone, though. Well, thank you for all of your brave cinematic confessions. And we have to go to our first commercial break. But we'll be right back. We're back. We picked some name tags.

And today, Beth is going to be playing for Leia Cake. And Blair is playing for Chelsea, who brought weed and money. And Steve is playing for the name tag that said, Colin them softly. And Trey is playing for a Paul, P-A-U-L-O-13. I mean, you made that effort. You could have just went with the movie Paul. And you wouldn't have had to work as hard as our friend that Wells is playing for, who is Brian's song, written in gold sparkly ink.

I'm looking for somebody. The dude is clearly rolling in it if he can just waste an envelope. waste an envelope. Alright, the first game we play is just a little warm up. It's just to determine who's going to go first in our real first game after this first game, the second game. Person, who goes first?

Are we confused yet? Perfect. The game is called Live, Die, Repeat. Yeah, I only raised one hand because I didn't think it deserved full applause. So you reacted perfectly. It's called Live, Die, Repeat. I'm going to say the title of a real motion picture

that exists from the history of cinema. And the first person on stage who repeats the full correct title back wins. So you either have to recognize it as I'm saying and realize what it is and say it, or you have to work it

out based on guesswork. And every time somebody guesses, because you can all guess as often as you like, every time you guess, I will go back to the beginning of the guesses, because you can all guess as often as you like, every time you guess, I will go back to the beginning of the title. It's not a short title. I like to do an example

lately to see how people do. Let's try one. The Matrix. The Matrix. Reloaded. I think Blair won, but didn't even put the microphone to her face. Yeah, you're still not using your microphone. But what if you had meant The Matrix Reloaded?

What? I don't understand. It could have been. It could have been, and this is how it works. I go, The Matrix, and everybody yells, The Matrix, Matrix, Matrix, and I go, Re, and then somebody goes, The Matrix Reloaded. Yeah, that's how you works. I go, the Matrix. And everybody yells, the Matrix, Matrix, Matrix. And I go, re. And then somebody goes, the Matrix, reloaded. Yeah, that's how you do it.

Oh, OK. Yeah, yeah. You might have to say all four of them. Oh, OK. It's cool that she got that and she hadn't even seen the movie yet. No, I've seen them. I've seen them. She's seen Matrix.

That's Beth. That's Beth hasn't seen Matrix. Guess we're just dime a dozen too well. That was a different Keanu Reeves movie. Alright, so here's this dumb game. Who? This line is it anyway. Beth.

Beth. is it anyway? Beth. Okay, that's a TV show. But you get the idea of it, Beth. Is that it? You done? That seems like that exhausted you,

that one. Laughing at that one thing you said seemed to really tucker you out. You seemed like really tired. Threw Mama from the Train. Did you get it on? Now that I'm thinking about that, it's probably wrong. Who threw Mama from the Train?

Who threw Mama from the Train? I didn't see that movie, so I'm really asking who threw Mama from the Train? It turns out nobody does, I think. I think they're trying to work it out, and nobody ends up throwing her off. I'll piggyback off that and say who's eating Gilbert Green. See, that's another great guess.

See how fun this is? But it's what's eating Gilbert Green. It's still good, though. Oh, shit. This game is fucked up, dude. What do I got? Why is somebody eating Gilbert Grape? When are we eating Gilbert Grape?

Was my favorite in the series. Why are we eating Gilbert Grape? Can you imagine if Gilbert Grape was a tent pole? Just kept making Gilbert Grape movies. Why is he eating Gilbert Grape movies? Chelsea, I'm not losing focus. Who? Told Mom the babysitter's dead.

That was pretty good. Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead. Don't, don't, never mind. I like that. That's such a different story that somebody told the mom that the babysitter's dead. Mom's just trying to enjoy her vacation.

Who fucking told her? You gotta come back, Mom. That's dead. Mom's just trying to enjoy her vacation. Who fucking told her? You gotta come back, Mom. That's wrong. That's gonna be the next Benoit Blanc mystery. I'm gonna wait. Who? Trey, you don't have any Who movies? No.

Whoville? Is that one? No. No. Horton hears a who Yeah The who's in the wrong spot We gotta get to the second word I think I think the second word's really gonna do it Guess who's coming to dinner

Who's coming to dinner Comma guess Exactly That's the best I can come up with Alright If you know in the audience please don't yell it out Exactly, yes That's the best I've come up with Alright If you know the audience, please don't yell it out Because you're going to be so excited you know it Who

Slew Carmen Sandiego Who slew This is a movie I've never heard of Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm out Who slew Who slew? This is a movie I've never heard of. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm out. Who slew? Who slew you?

Who slew Auntie? Mame? Auntie. You've got to say the whole thing. Who slew Auntie Do? Auntie Christ? Who slew Auntie Boo? Who slew?

Who slew Auntie Boo? Who slew Auntie Boo? Who slew Auntie Moo? Auntie Matter? Who slew? Auntie Coo. Who slew Auntie Boo? Who slew? Auntie.

Who slew Auntie Faye? Foo. I had like three Aunt Faye's. Who slew Auntie Roo? Who slew Auntie Faye? Foo. I had like three Aunt Faye's. Who slew Auntie Rue? Who slew Auntie Rue? Trey is our winner!

What'd you say? Who slew I just repeated what he said once he got to the end of it. That sounds like a black and white movie.

Did he say who slew Auntie Rue the whole thing or did he just say Rue? He said it all, yeah. Right after he said it all. Well, I'll believe it

when I listen to this. Yeah. The Matrix. This is a good episode. You're going to want to listen to it all, yeah. Right after he said it all. Well, I'll believe it when I listen to this. Yeah. The Matrix. Chelsea, I didn't have a chance in hell on that one. Do you guys know what that is? No. No. Yeah, it's a motion picture that starred Shelley Winters.

Oh. And it was rated PG at the time, but apparently has some gross parts. And it was about a woman. It was a twist on Hansel and Gretel. It was this lady who would invite kids to her house. Steve, you're the one that asked about it. Yeah, you lost me at Shelly Winters, though. It's a good call, but great title

if you ever need a stupid title, especially in a charade situation. All your friends will be, that's not a movie, and you'll be like, look it fucking up. And IMDB calls it Whoever Slew Auntie Rue, which is not what it's called. They have the poster for the movie right under where it says whoever and it says the right title.

Beth's popcorn has capsized. It's a what-done-it. This is so sad. I gotta stop moving, otherwise I'm gonna need to... No, it's not that I'm losing... Like a nutrition bar or something? No, it's not that I'm losing energy.

It's just if you stand up quick, all the blood rushes out of you. Sure. That's why I provide... If anybody has any questions about the period or... I provided you with a stool where all you have to do is just walk forward and you're standing.

Like you don't even have to jump up. That's true. You're already very high up there. And I worry. I always worry about all my guests, Beth. Because this next game. The segue doesn't make any sense. Oh, new game?

This next game makes me worry about my guests. How will they do? Trey gets to go first in this one. I am going to say a line that might be from a motion picture. The game is called Bane or Kane. I will say a line and you tell me. I'll say it to Trey and then he'll tell me

if it was said by Bane in Dark Knight Rises or Kane Charles Foster Kane in Citizen Kane or neither

okay could be from a whole other movie wow that is tough it's not looking good for us, Chelsea. Yeah. But it's multiple choice,

so people are going to get points just by sitting there. Because I'm going to do it to Trey. I'm going to say it to Trey, and if he misses on the first guess of Bane, Kane, or neither, then Blair gets to choose from the remaining two answers.

If she misses, Steve gets the gimme point. Whenever somebody gets a point, the next person in the row starts on the next quote. And we'll play until we're sick of it. Oh, and also, just to make it more difficult, I say all the lines in Bane's voice. And then I send myself residuals. Any questions?

Nope. Who's Bane? I'm just kidding. Can you do mine in Michael Caine's voice? Bane was only in one movie, right? What's that? He was just in one of the Batmans. I was just asking about Batman lore.

He was in Dark Knight Rises, yes. And Lego Batman. And now he's on... I just saw Lego Batman. Oh, neat. It was really good. You do like animation. It's fun. Yeah, I, neat. It was really good. You do like animation. It's fun.

Yeah, I loved it. It's so funny. Genius. All right, well, get ready for more of that voice right now. Here's the first one. As Trey gets the first guess, is this Bane or Kane or neither? Don't worry about me. Which one of them said that?

Yeah, that's the whole quote. You want to hear it again? Sure, yeah. I feel like I missed it. Don't worry about me. Who would worry about Bane? He seems like he could take care of himself. Although so could Kane care of himself. Although so could

Kane, I guess. Actually, okay, I'll say Bane when he's in rough shape at the end of the movie. He's telling Talia or whatever, I'm fine. I have full medical.

Don't worry about me. Sad tier one. Fine. I'm sorry, Trey. That is incorrect. I thought. Blair, is it neither or Charles Foster Kane? Charles Foster Kane. Charles Foster Kane.

That's right. Don't worry about Charles Foster Kane. Blair's on the board. Steve, you're up first. Okay. Bane, Kane, or neither? I guess he was out all night the night before. Lost his voice a little bit. Bane or neither. I guess he was out all night the night before.

Lost his voice a little bit. Bane after a night of partying. Oh, I can't really... Can you give me the full Bane experience right now? I need some Pedialyte. I'll say it was Bane. I'd say Bane said that. You think Bane said peace has cost you your strength? Cost you your strength.

That is correct. All right. Steve Agee's on the board. Some are harder than others. But Beth, you get this one. You ready? Yeah. Okay. Bane, Kane get this one. You ready? Yeah. Okay.

Bane, Cain, or neither. There's no nobility in poverty. There's no nobility in poverty. Bane, Cain, or neither. I'm just going to say Kane. You seem really sad about it. Because I don't really know. Okay.

That's incorrect, I'm afraid. I thought it was Kane, too. Wells? It leaves. I think neither. You're going neither? Look at the brain on Wells. Big brain over there.

You get a point because not only is it from neither, it's a little something that Jordan Belfort says in Wolf of Wall Street. Yeah. I mean, I could make some up or whatever, but why not just use these great writers that have already written this shit? All right.

So, Wells got a point, and we're back to Trey. You can get on the board right now, Trey. Can I? Yes. Let's see. This is kind of like a rallying cry for you, this next one. Victory has defeated you. Victory has defeated you.

That's a little bit ambiguous. Winning got Got me losing! Up is down! What do you think? Bane, Kane, or neither? Bane, Kane, or neither. Kane. I'm enjoying you not getting these, Trey.

Because you're actually frustrated by it Blair what do you think? What's left? What are the other options? This is a brain buster Bane or neither Victory has defeated you?

Bane! Victory has defeated you? It goes like this. Bane! Victory has defeated you, and that is correct! It is Bane! Wow. Yeah, Blair is really... It just came to me out of nowhere. Blair is running away with this thing, Steve. Are you ready, Steve?

Yes, ask yourself. Are you ready, Doug? Are you ready, Steve? Yes, ask yourself. Are you ready, Doug? Spoils will be enjoyed. I got to start over. Spoils will be enjoyed.

Blood will be shed. Bane, Kane, or neither? Bane. That is correct. I did not think that was Bane, Kane, or neither? Bane. That is correct. I did not think that was Bane. Beth? Yeah. You ready?

Yeah. Is the Kane guy a lawyer? He's a newspaper mogul. Newspaper, magnate, Charles Fusser Kane based on that guy, that real guy. Is this from Citizen Kane? William Randolph first. I've never seen it. Yeah. Me neither.

Maybe you should have picked that earlier. It's good. All right, Beth. Yeah. If you need a friend, get a dog. All right. I mean, if this is... I'm saying neither.

That is correct. Okay. You did it. Thank you. That is correct. Okay. You did it. Thank you. That one is, that was Gordon Gekko in Wall Street. Said if you need a friend, get a dog. Probably to Charlie Sheen. Which is probably something, that wasn't the first time he heard that.

All right. Who's next? Wells? Wells? Wells? One writing a song about you. I want it to be Bane. So very badly. I'm going to go with Kane.

Kane is correct. Wow, this is really, this is shaping up to be quite a competition for everybody, except for Trey, yes. Get to go first. Trey's the only one that's really been sitting this one out. It's right, there's a lot of cinephiles in this

group, so don't beat yourself up. I know. Do not, do not beat yourself up. I know. Do not beat yourself up. All right. Whose turn is it now, Trey? Mine. Yeah. Who else?

How come you always get to go first? I don't know. All right. Well, moms get pretty ugly sometimes. Moms? Hang on. I'll do it again. Well, sometimes Oh, sometimes is at the end

Well, moms get pretty ugly sometimes You know Are you saying moms? Mobs Mobs I think it's a B Mobs Oh, mobs

Mobs I really thought moms I thought you said moms, too. I said mobs or moms. I just thought of Bane trying to order a coffee. Did you say Dane? Son of a bitch. I said Bane.

Bane? No, Bane. You spelled my name wrong. There's no I in Bane. I'm not going to throw you out of this plane. All right. I once again have no idea. Okay, so Bane, Kane, or neither?

Kane. Now it's like you should be... Statistically, I should get it right. Someone should bet against you or something because you're terrific at this. At not getting it. Yeah. You just go out of your way.

It almost feels like. Blair? Wait, who'd you guess? Kane. Kane. Yeah, is it Bane or neither that says, well, moms get pretty ugly sometimes, you know? I don't think Bane would say you know at the end of a sentence.

What are you? Some sort of fucking linguist expert or some shit? I didn't know I had a goddamn genius on the panel. What's your guess, Blair? Neither. Neither is correct. You know?

Blair is really running away with this thing. I was like, I definitely think that's Bane until you said the you know part. No, that was supposed to give it away. That's why I could have clipped off the you know from the quote. That would have been cheating, though, because it really does give it away.

All right. Steve. Where was that from? That was... Wait, I didn't say where it was from? From Wolf of Wall Street. No. Steve, it's awesome that you asked me what it's from.

Because it's from It's a Wonderful Life. And that's Mr. Potter. Of course. Or as I like to call him, Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter. Yeah, Mr. Potter, yes. If you want to go back to the 70s, the reference from the 2000s isn't good for you.

Okay, so, Steve, this is yours. And if you get this right, you can tie it up with Blair. If you do not get it right, Blair is the winner of this game. Oh, my God. Yeah. Pressure is so on, Steve. STEVE GROVEY HALL- Maybe I'll make some teeth and whiskers.

STEVE GROVEY HALL- Let me do it again. STEVE GROVEY HALL- Maybe I'll make some teeth and whiskers. STEVE GROVEY HALL- Right. STEVE GROVEY HALL- Right. STEVE GROVEY HALL- Do you have a good whisker, person? Because the teeth I can make. I'm going to say neither. You're going neither, eh? I'm sorry, but that's incorrect.

Oh, shit. Yeah. Beth, what do you think it is? How is that? Is that pain or cane? Maybe I'll make some teeth. And whiskers. And whiskers?

And whiskers. All right, well, he didn't say it like that. And whiskers. Whiskers. Whiskers, come out of the shadows. I've got five o'clock shadows on my face. I'll make some teeth and whiskers. I don't know.

I'm going to say... Yeah, good answer. I'm going to say cane. How is it Bane? I'm saying cane. Cane is correct. Okay. Because I'm like, okay.

This is the twist. This is some M. Night Shyamalan bullshit right here. Kane says that when he's eight years old in the movie. And he's out in the snow. He's out in the snow cooking up ideas for his snowman. The way you said that was like Matthew Lillard and Scream when he's like, it in the snow. He's out in the snow cooking up ideas for his snowman. The way you said that was like Matthew Lillard

and Scream when he's like, it's so cool, man. He's got blood all over him. There's nothing like a fun reveal and great job, everybody, but especially Blair, who won that game. She did it.

And that means she gets to go first in our last game that we will play right after this. We'll be right back. I don't know. I don't know. Okay. Okay. We're back.

We're back. What a fun commercial break that was. That was a good time. Are you having fun, Steve? Yeah. Should I tell my face? If you could take a moment to have a conversation with your face, I'd appreciate it.

Sure. That joke was just in something that I just saw. Like, something new had that on it. I feel like I saw it recently, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, so we're going to play one more game. Blair gets to go first. And this is a game that I love because I love to play along,

which in this case is absolutely unfair because I know which name I'm going to use today. So I'm going to be extra loaded and ready to go. The game is called Last Person Standing. And that was the perfect amount. And you know what I mean? I want the listeners to be like, oh, people are into it, but you know, it's like, fake

it. It's like crazy. So it's called Last Person Standing. And what we do is we take the name of an actor, actress, and we take turns saying a movie that that person has been in. And if it gets to your turn and you can't think of one, you're out. Yeah. But you do have a lifeline in the audience. That's the person

who you chose to play for today. You can go, hey, help me out one time. And then they have to just give you one answer and you use it or don't use it. But chances are everyone will know if it's the right answer or not. And then you

don't wait too long to use it is what I like to tell people. Okay, but once you, okay. Yeah. I'm going to tell you the name of the actor. There's a couple rounds of this? We just go. Okay. Once you're out.

It's like a game for people to play in their car on long trips. Yeah. We're not going to sit around and think about it for too long. Right. But, you know, you got a little moment to think of the next one. The person I chose for today for this game has over 100 film credits. And it's his birthday today. Yeah.

I've been liking picking the ladies lately because it's fun to watch the guy panelists be terrible at remembering what movies ladies are in. But this guy is just too good to resist. It's Mr. Nicolas Cage. Nice. All right. So I'm going to play two. So when it gets to me, I'm going to say one, too.

So we're going to start with Blair, then go to Steve. Wait, which way were we going before? We'll go the other way. We'll go Blair, then Trey, then Wells, then me, then Beth, then Steve. Of course, I'm not playing for anybody. I'm just playing for fun and also to take titles away from

use, because you can't repeat titles. Everybody's got a few in their head at this point, I think. Oh, we're supposed to... Yes. Good. I think I'm good. Yeah, I mean, think about it whenever it works for you. I'm good. Like when it's about to be your turn, it's probably a good time. I'm good, you know. Okay, so Blair, are you ready?

Yes. Moon Shuck. As a quick reminder to the audience, don't yell any Nicolas Cage movies out. That would be helpful. What? Moon Shuck. Snap out of it.

That'll be fun. I'm going to do a quote from every movie that you say. Okay, Trey? Leaving Las Vegas. Hey, I'm leaving to do a quote from every movie that you say. Okay, Trey? Leaving Las Vegas. Hey, I'm leaving Las Vegas. I thought we were going this way. I'm fast, too.

I'm good with these quotes. Wells? Face off. Uh-oh. Yeah. I'm already... Hey, aren't you Caster Troy? I love that name, Castor Troy.

What? Okay. I mean, I have to say it just to get it over with. Who has my pig? Yeah, the motion picture pig. You don't know the movie Pig? Pig. Adaptation.

I'm playing two parts. Why did you guys respond like that? I'm brothers. How did they respond? You mean because they didn't applaud? No, I just meant like, I said adaptation and I felt like the crowd was like, oh. And I was like, am I out?

No, they were like, you know, yeah, we're familiar with that movie, but we're also not excited about it. Okay, just gave me the reaction of i'm out people applaud for some titles and it's like yeah okay yeah that's a good movie i guess or a good answer recovering adaptation you're doing great you're still in it raising arizona uh hi it's his name Hi. It's his name. I just watched that Angels movie on the plane. Where did it take place?

In Los Angeles. No, no. Not that specific. I want to say it's called... What would you say it's called? No, I'm going to ask Chelsea. Or you want to try a different one? You're going to Chelsea with what that movie's called? Is it...

You're so close. What is it called? Don't say it. Don't ask anybody yet. Just think about it for a second. Stop trying to help her. Beth! Oh, Beth!

Beth! I'm on the verge of a her. Beth! Oh, Beth! Beth! I'm on the verge of a victory, Beth! Very her, Beth. Beth really wants to win today. Oh my God, Beth. I supported you in your hunger. I know. I'm a backstabbing bitch.

Yes! No, I love this Angel movie. I saw my fucking eyes out. You just watched it on the plane, and you cried when the Goo Goo Dolls sang that song? Yes, of course. Yeah. Like, what do people call Los Angeles?

Like, what's the nickname for it? City of Angels! There you go, yeah. There we go. I didn't want to say, where are you? Because there's no movie called Dynasty Typewriter. But there should be and maybe will be someday.

Alright, so you're still in it, Blair. And I helped her out, Beth, because obviously you know what's going on here. Yeah, exactly. Trey? I clapped. Greatest southern accent ever committed to film in Con Air. Con Air. Give me my bunny.

I want my bunny. What else? The Rock. Nice. What the fuck is that line he says in that movie he says something about Zeus's butthole you know like what in the name of Zeus's butthole

yeah butthole that sounded like him you've been around a lot of dead bodies is that normal oh the leg kicking thing yeah no that movie is phenomenal Oh, man. You've been around a lot of dead bodies. Is that normal? Oh, the leg-kicking thing? Yeah.

No, that movie's phenomenal. That's my favorite. You know, because when people are like, name a good, bad movie, I think that's just a good, good movie to me, but there's elements to it where some would say that's bad, so it's a good one to recommend in that scenario. Whose turn is it?

Yours. You said is it? Yours. You said Con Air? I said The Rock. Oh, right. We were just talking about it. I know. I mean, I got distracted by Zeus's butthole. Like, what's specifically about Zeus's butthole?

Very interesting choice. Out of all the people in the world. What in the name of Charles Foster Kane's butthole? That kind of thing. All right, so for my answer, I am going to, I'm trying to pick obscure ones now. Oh, Racing with the Moon. How are we supposed to know if that's right?

If I tell you more about it, will you believe me? Sean Penn, Elizabeth McGovern. Like the third movie he was in, maybe Sean Penn's second movie. Okay. Yeah, it's real. It's real and it's in your face. Beth. I'm going to say The Family Man.

Of course. Very good one. I like that to say The Family Man. Of course. Very good one. I like that one. Yeah. Steve. Valley Girl. When are they going to get around to making Valley Man? Wouldn't it be neat that his character is an adult?

Yeah. What are those museum movies where everyone was was like he must really need a lot of money he spent his money oh right because he was in night at the museum one night at the museum two night at the museum that's what i was going with yeah those are ben stiller no no what is it um you tricked me That wasn't fair. Sorry. Oh, you really were feeling like you nailed it. I was.

Yeah, no, I was like, uh. She technically did give an answer. Beth! Yeah. Yeah. Beth! What the hell, Beth? Hey, let me help you out.

Oh, my God. Let me help you. I'll give you one clue, Blair, and then ten seconds, and you still have your lifeline. Yes, I have my lifeline. But the clue is that these movies you're referring to do not have the word museum in them. That's the clue. So steer away from the word museum.

That was the clue? Like, what are they... I thought you were giving me a clue. They're not museum movies, is all I'm saying. There's another... There's other key words. Fuck. Chelsea, please.

You want to give her a different one or that one? Okay, Chelsea is going to give it to you. National treasure. National treasure. National treasure, of course. Yeah. I knew it you national treasure national treasure of course yeah i knew it was national treasure they didn't call the first one treasures because they didn't know yet they didn't know that there would be another treasure worth getting i i wonder i i forget the second movie i guess it's a national treasure i wanted i wanted doubloons.

That's what I look for in my treasure. Fucking parchment. Where are we at? Trey. Thank you for your honesty. Every single word of it, exactly. We like an exact title here at Doug Lowe's Movies, but you've seen what's been happening with Blair.

Wait, still? Oh, yeah, she used her lifeline. Yeah. I was going to try to torture you some more with Blair. Wait, you're still... Oh, yeah, she used her lifeline. Yeah. How is that... I was going to try to torture you some more, Blair. No, you're right. The unbearable weight of massive talent. Yeah, you got it. Yeah, all right.

Movies, wow. Yeah. That is a tough one, though. Fuck. I was going to do that one. Wells. Oh, dear. Brian, it's going to be... Not yet, but just get some in Wells. Oh, dear. Brian,

it's going to be, not yet, but just get some in the chamber there, buddy. Okay, yeah, get ready. I don't know what you've been doing so far, Brian. Yeah.

Hopefully you've been Googling. But now he wants you to... Nicholas Cage. No phone calls. No, he knows plenty. Brian knows a lot. Ghost Rider. Yes!

Ooh. Bravo, bravo nice one Rumble Fish nice good call Beth this is a risk but it's kind of my thing you can go to your lifeline instead of taking a risk

yeah but I want to say this. Okay. And then if you get eliminated, you can't keep throwing shade at Blair. Can I cry? Yes. Oh, yeah. I don't think it's...

Yeah, I would like that. I'm pretty... Beth, let's hear it. Let's bring in the new year. When Peggy Sue got married? What's that? When Peggy Sue got married? Yeah.

Wait, what? Peggy Sue got married? Yes. Oh, no, I'm in trouble. Who Peggy Sue got married? When Peggy Sue got married. Who Peggy Sue got married? When Peggy Sue got married. Why Peggy Sue got married. Yeah, Peggy Sue got married.

He's got like a crazy accent in that one. Big weird teeth. She was pregnant, that's why. He had big weird teeth. I loved it. Yeah. Steve? Can it just be a movie he's in?

It doesn't have to be this. Yeah, he's just got to be in it. No, it's not... It could be one of the many supporting roles that he's played. Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Yeah. Barely in it. He's in it slightly more than I am.

Yeah. Oh, no. Blair, it's time again. Your help is gone. My help is gone. My help is gone. I need a lifeline. You lost your lifeline. I need God.

Hey, do you want to guess the rest of the title if I give you the first part? Yeah, yeah, yeah. National Treasure 2. Well, I was going to guess that, honestly. Yeah, but what's the rest of it? National Treasure 2. Back. Back to the treasure.

Wait, did you say back? Back. National Treasure 2. Back marks the spot. Back at the scene of the crime. Back at the scene of the crime. Back at the scene of the crime. National Treasure 2, back in business. Back for more treasure.

National Treasure 2, back to school. Blair, you've been a terrific player today. You got some money. Everybody knows there's only one female out at the top. Fuck you! You ever heard of it? That fuck you is just going to come out of nowhere. Because I don't think the listeners

Are going to hear the guy in the audience What he said Which now I'm liking it even better Beth's telling you Fuck you Who is she talking to? New year, new me Could be anybody

Alright, Trey? Snake Eyes. Yes. Yikes. Brian D. Powell. Wells. Can it be a movie that he was supposed to make but it didn't happen?

No, and it can't be Renfield just because the trailer just came out. I haven't seen it. I can't wait to just see the movie. Because he was supposed to play Superman, which would have been really great. That was a thing for a while. Do you want to use your lifeline?

If you want to use your lifeline, you still might think of another one when it gets back to you. Probably not. Brian's song, please. What do you got, buddy? The Weatherman. Family Man, Weatherman,

Matchstick Man, Beth. It's your turn. He said Matchstick Man. How was I supposed to know what that is? I just said two other ones. Yeah, he likes Man-Man movies. He might not be in Superman, but he's in a lot of man-man movies.

Definitely. He's definitely a vampire, and I'm trying to peg it. I better go to my lifeline. What's he, as a vampire, what's he into? Blood. I guess he's not into the rest of that. The rest of the title really doesn't make sense. Okay.

Want to go to your lifeline? Yeah. Okay. Gone in 60 seconds. gone in 60 seconds. I like it. That's very good. Thank you, Leia. Nicely done.

Steve. Mandy. Yes, of course. Good old Mandy. She came and she left without taking. It's me, right? It's Trey, yeah.

Just take your time. Kick ass? Mm-hmm. Of course. It's a real good one. So can I just leave after this or do I have to stick around? How does this work? You could, you know, that's up to you, but we wouldn't mind if you stay.

There's not much left to the show. You know, we do a curtain call at the end. National Treasure 2. People throw flowers. Time to die. He's like in Mortal Danger in those films. This one is in trouble. More fun, nerdy chase movies, you know, like those Tom Hanks ones. Well, every, yeah. Yeah. Is he like in Mortal Danger in those films? This one is in trouble.

I thought there were more fun, nerdy chase movies, you know, like those Tom Hanks ones. Well, every, yeah. Yeah. Time to Die. I love that one. National Treasure 2. I'm not going to say the rest of it.

Leave it for somebody else. But thank you for playing, Wells. Thank you. Great first-time guest, right? Yeah. Killed it. But yeah, these games are difficult. Especially, like, why would you ever say the words Captain Morelli's mandolin?

Beth? I can't exactly. I'm still stuck on the vampire thing. Morelli's mandolin. Beth. I can't exactly. I'm still stuck on the vampire thing. So. Fuck. Fuck. Sleeping. I don't know if he was.

The only vampire thing that's coming to my mind is. Wait, you're just going to name the only vampire thing and hope Nicolas Cage is in it? It might work. Let her say it. Yeah, I'm just saying interview with a vampire is the only one I know. Yeah, I mean, we'd know if he was in that. Yeah.

That'd be a totally different kind of interview. Very active. Such an interesting little head. Yeah. Yeah. very active such an interesting little head yeah this is this is Nicholas Cage in Interview with a Vampire sorry

did you eat the baby? I feel like this is going to be a Steve and Doug showdown I might have to put money in my meter oh shit you got a meter too? don't do it now because we got only have a few more minutes left. Well, it's too late.

I'm gushing. What does that mean? Oh, my God. Oh, God. There she goes. I'll be right back. Okay. Well, are you out of the game?

Well, I just lost, didn't I? Oh, I guess so. Best telling, everybody. She's not really doing a meter. She was just saying that. Oh, right. Let her tampon it. Right. Way to go, everybody. Oh, she's not really doing a meter. She was just saying that. Oh, right. She put her tampon in. Right, that's...

Way to go, Doug. I forgot that was code. I'm going to go put a parking meter in there. Doug loves subtlety. She's like, too late, my car is gushing. She said, too late, my car is gushing. I thought she was just taking a break to go have some gushers. I love gushers.

Gushers are great. Steve? The teaser just came out for Renfield. It did, yeah. Dracula, vampires. I already said out loud that movie doesn't count. It doesn't? Okay, then Joe. Now you're just saying names?

No, that's a movie. Lord of War? Yes. You guys love Nicholas Cage. He's great. That came back to me fast. What's the one we haven't... Jesus Christ.

Time to die. Oh, I guess I could do that. But I might fuck it up. So that'll be good. I'll be out if I fuck it up. So National Treasure to Book of Secrets. You knew that? Damn.

I thought I knew. I thought it was Book of Shadows this whole time. Oh, wow. No, it's Sherlock Holmes 2 is something about shadows. Okay. Steve? I think it's the Scorsese one. I think it's Bringing Out the Dead.

Yes! Okay, thank God. Yes! And you helped me think of another one. This is incredible. Go ahead, Trey. Next. Yes.

Yeah. I'm not just passing. Yeah, no, I'll tell you what's next. The Cotton Club. Steve. Eight millimeter? Yes. God damn it.

Yes, Trey. Okay, Paul. Do you know the name of that fucking Five Nights at Freddy's movie? Or any Nicolas Cage movie? Hit me with something. Wicker Man. Nice. Fuck, Wicker Man.

Now I've given somebody one. Wicker Man. Very good. Very good. I thought of one right before Wicker Man, and then that pushed it out of my head. I fucking hate when that happens. Oh,

Nicholas. You just keep trying to picture him, you know. You got another one, Steve? I think I will have to go to my life line. All right. Yeah, I'm just going to call it because we're running out of time. Go to your guy, Steve.

Lifeline calling. Ghost Rider 2 what? The Rock. Ghost Rider 2, The Rock. Yeah, that's all I had was Ghost Rider 2 as well, but I didn't know. Yeah, that's all I had was Ghost Rider 2 as well, but I didn't know that. Yeah, there's more words in that one, I think. I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Do you have anything

else for him? No, that's alright. We tried. You tried, but I can't believe this is happening. That you won your own game? No, Trey won. Wait. Oh, wow. I can't believe it either.

Is it just... Welcome back, Beth. Thank you. Is it just kick-ass too? It was the right time. He's not in the second one. Ah. Yeah, yeah. So it's Ghost Rider 2. What's the second one?

What's the rest of the title, though? Nobody knows. Jesus. But hit us with what we missed. Vampire's Kiss is the one you were thinking of. There we go. Wild at Heart is a great one. The Croods.

Sorcerer's Apprentice. Sorcerer's Apprentice. It Could Happen to You, the tip movie. Yeah, where he gave that waitress that big tip, but not the rest of it. Guarding Tess with Shirley MacLaine, The Knowing. I kept trying to think of that one this whole time. Yeah, it's hard to remember The Knowing.

Yeah. Such a weird one. Was that it? We did good. Nobody said the one that I thought of and forgot, but that's okay. Was he in a war movie? No, he's not in Kick-Ass 2. No, he died in Kick-Ass 2.

Maybe, what's her name? Maybe Hit-Girl looks at a picture of him in Kick-Ass 2, maybe? So, I would count that. But anyway. Is he in any war movies? Yeah, Captain Corelli's mandarin. He said co-talker. I even said it wrong earlier.

It's Captain Corelli, not I said Moe Raleigh. Do you guys know the one... Yeah. Is that true? Enter the Spider-Verse or whatever. Oh, he's going to be in the next one? I love that movie. He was in the first one.

Oh, right. The animated one. He's a noir, spider noir, whatever. Yes. No, I said that Five Nights at Freddy's thing. He doesn't do voices in a lot. Yeah. It's one where he's like fighting animatronics in a theme park.

Oh, no, no. What's that called? I know it's not an actual Five Nights at Freddy's movie. That's Wonderland. It's Willy's Wonderland. Yeah, there. Yeah. Oh, the one I thought of is Color Out of Space.

That's the one I thought of and forgot. Oh, and Mom and Dad. Oh, I could go all day. But thank you to all of my guests. Let's do some plugs. Let's start with Beth. What would you like to plug? Oh, dear.

Okay, Steve. We haven't shot season two yet, but season one of Peacemakers on HBO Max. I love Peacemakers. Watch it all. Thank you. He's so good in it. Don't skip the credits so you can watch Steve dance. He's so good in it. Don't skip the credits so you can watch Steve dance.

He's so good in it. It's so rhythmic. When does this come out, Doug? Opening title sequence. Sunday night. Tomorrow night. I'll be in Denver at Denver Comedy Works, January 12th through 14th. We love Denver Comedy Works. Congratulations on that. Blair Saki.

I'll be around. You can follow me at Blair Saki. I'll be around. You can follow me, Blair Saki. And that's spelled S-O-C-C-I. Yeah. I can't believe you said the truth. Yeah. She's right. It's spelled that way.

Yeah. So just pour yourself a shot of sake and spell sake right uh trey crowder yeah i also spell my name uh weird i don't know if that's weird sake maybe that's normal but uh it's uh mine's weird t-r-a-e crowder on all the socials and stuff you go to my podcast putting on airs where uh two hillbillies try to make sense of fancy people shit. And, yeah, come see me. I've got a show here in L.A. on the 19th at the Bourbon Room. If you guys want to come or just go to TreyCrowder.com, check it all out.

Thank you. Yes. And as champion, you're invited to come back, like, immediately. Oh, right. Yeah, like the next episode if you want to. Okay, yeah. It's not already booked up. I'd love to. Yeah, we'll try to have you

back real soon. Somebody else I'd love to have back real soon. Wells Adams, what do you want to plug? Tell us about other shows that you can't watch anymore. Season one and only season one

of Best in Doe is on Hulu. You can also watch all, I think, seven seasons of Paradise on Hulu. And I have a podcast called YFT you can listen to. Seven seasons now of Paradise that you are involved in. That I'm on, yeah. What's the podcast stand for?

Your Favorite Thing Podcast. YFT. How I am. Oh. Very sad. Wow. It's a crossover event. That's what I like to call it.

Do I have anything to plug? oh of course I do we'll be back here at Dynasty Typewriter in about a month and I'm going to do Douglas movies Benson movie interruptions of the Goonies and Lost Boys and I'm also going to be in

Arden's podcast Will You Accept This Rose all at SF Sketch Fest January 27th through 29th. If you can't make it out to Douglas Movies or Will You Accept This Rose? You can listen to it for free later. Wow.

Ending right on time. Thank you to Dynasty Typewriter and all of my guests, Beth Stelling, Steve Agee, Blair Saki, Trey Crowder, Wells Adams. As always, ready? Coward makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.