Doug Loves Movies - Wendy Lewis, Josh Means and DJ Sandhu guest

Episode Date: November 3, 2025

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Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. They're still not one that he won't see. But Doug loves movies. Hey, hey, hey, everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies. Somebody said this is Love Doug Movie. We're coming to you on Halloween 2025 at the Sacramento Punchline

in Sacramento, California. Always great to be back here at the SACPunch and the How About Arden Mall. Now cleverly rebranded as the HBA. I wonder if anybody says to somebody else, Meet me down at the HBA. Are you having a cupcake craving? Then meet me at HBA.

Then we'll go over to Michaels. I have, every time I come here, I see that there's a store called Michaels. I have no idea what's in there. I don't know what kind of store it is. Used to be, oh, it's crafts. So it's like Hobby Lobby? No, I don't mean, I don't mean like Hobby Lobby politically. I mean like Hobby Lobby as in

a place that sells craft shit. Good for Michael. I'm glad Michael has stepped in, but we should look into his politics. You did? Yeah. Michael is cool? Two thumbs up for Michael, everybody.

My guest today, wait, before I bring them out here, let's do Doug plugs. On Tuesday, November 4th, the Benson movie interruption is back at Dynasty Typewriter in L.A. Doug Loves Movies is coming to New York, City at the City Winery on Tuesday, November 11th, and I'm doing stand-up the night before Thanksgiving at the American Comedy Co. Ciccah in Sweet Home San Diego. Now here comes the tough one. For all

of my dates and deeds and links, go to Douglovesmovies.com. That's Douglovesmovies.com. Yeah. You kind of got it. You kind of got through it. This is a scary edition of Douglas movies. Indeed. Are you ready to meet our guests? Let's get them up here.

It's going to be so much fun. There's costumes and everything. I can't believe it. I've done the show on Halloween like in the afternoon before, but never like a nighttime Halloween show. And I didn't say anything to my guests about dressing up, but they did anyway. and I love them for it.

It's three first timers on the show. Please give a big warm welcome to Wendy Lewis, Josh Means, and DJ Sandhu. Sandu. Come on up, have a seat. I lied about who still was there for your drink pleasure.

Somebody in the audience is like, is that Jafar? Great guess. Of course it's too far. The whole jafarness of it, I guess, probably gave it away a little bit. Oh, the high tops, that's what it was. All right, I just want to say real quick that I know it's a small crowd, it's very informal, but everybody's been talking to me a lot,

and I'd rather you not talk to me at all. So please, let's curtail that a little bit. And let's meet the guests in individual. meet them individually and alphabetically by first name. I'm grateful he said yes because he's a last

minute replacement for a guest who forgot that he'd have to take his kids trick or treating tonight. It's local comedy phenom dressed up as Jafar. It's DJ Sando everybody. Blah-b-b-b-brow-w-w-w-w-w. I love it.

You have to hold the Python stick? There's really nowhere to put this thing. What do you call that thing? A staff? A staff, that's it. I called it a stick. That's not a stick. It's a staff.

You'd be a horrible wizard. It's very classy. Very classy staff you got there. And the whole Jafar get up, where did you get it? I do not remember. I am 10 months sober, and that is for a reason. I don't know where any of my shit came from. You just sobered up and then went, wow, I got some stuff here.

This thing's going to come in handy next Halloween. I opened the box one year and I was like, I don't know where this came from, but let's go. It's time. It's beautiful. It seems like fitted for you. It's lovely. It seems like it's your personal, like out of your personal collection. Yeah.

I haven't seen anybody else wear it. But also when you look like this, your options are either Jafar or bin Laden. so might as well go for the one that's slightly less evil because he's in a acute cartoon yeah at least but he's still a very scary individual do you ever think about getting the you know the bird and putting him up on your shoulder I had it you did yeah oh but drunk alcohol yeah yeah yeah drunk horrors all right that's why this is broken too just you know what's your feeling about scary movies have you been watching a lot of them this month um no uh i love i love scary movies but

i'm also a bigotty bitch and i can't watch anything by myself so uh and i'm single ladies so yeah i have to wait until i have a friend with me like i need i need an adult if i'm going to watch a scary movie so uh i watched a bunch of them last month when i was dating someone though oh really yeah um was her name jasmine And was she a fine girl? You know that song? If we had met before, my response would be like,

I don't know, is your mom's name, Jasmine? But, but what about? All right, I'm off the show, guys. What about,

thanks for coming. Appreciate it. But seriously, DJ, what's your, so you do love movies, though? What's your like movie trivia skill level? I'll go moderate.

Yeah, because tonight's going to be like, not all scary movies. The answer isn't always going to be a scary movie, but it does lean towards that. So I hope you're not, you know, out of the scary movie loop because you are single and can't watch them. But a lot of them are old, so, you know, you should be in decent shape. All right, cool. Also joining us sitting in the middle seat, and as I mentioned earlier, actually dressed as Little Nicky from the motion picture of the same name. It's Josh Means, everybody.

Oh, yeah, thanks for having me. There's a few costumes in the audience. There's a witch, and there's a clown princess, and a minion. But the weirdest of coincidence is that you came as Little Nicky, and Tithead is in the audience. I know. A little peek behind the curtain. brought tit head with me.

Also, my wife Valerie's working somewhere in the back. Also, my dad's in hell. I'm really committing to the bit. What's your girlfriend dressed up as? My wife is dressed up as Valerie. She's back there working behind the bar tonight. Oh, okay. She's a manager here.

But she's not wearing something little Nicki themed. Joe, she is. She's Valerie from Little Nicky. I guess I should have said that. Nobody knows. Everybody that works here is young as shit. They haven't seen the movie. Also, it's not that scene of a movie. Right, but that's the thing. So she's like the, who played the romantic interest in that one?

Some autistic girl. I don't really know. I don't know her name. This is what you're going to find out about me, Doug. I'm terrible with names. I'm not going to know any of the names. I'm going to bomb this game show. Well, that's, you know, that happens all the time these days. And fortunately, in a lot of cases, you'll just be, it's multiple choice. Oh, perfect. So you could still pull off a win today.

And do you like scary movies, Josh? Not as much, but I've been getting into them more recently. Okay. I'm not out here looking for a date like DJ. And you are wearing gloves. It's so cold. here because because little Nikki has gloves on all the time is that yeah part of his deal he's from hell he's cold yeah he's cold okay yeah but don't you know

that might be why I have a headache I love your commitment to the costume I really do but you know if your hands get warm you know don't feel bad about taking the gloves on okay thank you I appreciate it yeah and finally and thirdly Another Sacramento comedy phenom. It's Wendy Lewis, everybody. Hi, Wendy. Hi, everybody. Thanks for being here.

Thank you for having me. What did you, if this wasn't happening, what would you be doing on this Halloween? Probably. I didn't mean to hit you with a hard question right out of the gate. The question's all right. going to get tougher

unfortunately. Like, are are they disappointed that you're not home? I'm the house on the blog that's totally blacked out and shit. And I'm like, I'm keeping the good candy. I'm not going to share it.

No. these children haven't earned it not like we did when we were kids when we actually had to go out and go find candy and then come home and make sure there was no poison or razors in it you know good

good wholesome fun wait now they don't check for razors but we used to I don't think parents care anymore oh they don't care anymore I don't think they let them do it as much I don't think they let them take candy that's so fucking psychologically weird

anyways we tell our kids not to talk to strangers but once a year it's cool to dress up and go knock on strangers door for candy i was thinking about charlie brown today as i do on most holidays maybe not arbor day but you know most of them most of them there was a charlie brown special and in the Halloween special correct me if i'm wrong but charlie brown would go up to a door in costume or whatever and uh he's i think he was supposed to be a and people would drop rocks at every house they would drop a rock in his bag yeah now my question is the man the boy the boy isn't a caught his face is covered like they they loathe charlie brown so much that they have figured out that it's him underneath that sheet and give him a rock yeah

that doesn't make sense okay moving on there's always one kid in the neighborhood you don't like so maybe he was that one kid. Wendy, pay attention. If he's wearing a costume where you can't see his face, how do you know to give him the rock? Those kids always have a smell. No, Pigpen is there too, of course.

That's true, but he probably stinks. I don't know why Schroeder's not getting fucking rocks. Because he plays an instrument. Right, but his costume isn't an instrument. Okay, anyway. I'm going to go. have this conversation with people my age because you know I've been seeing that cartoon for so long we're about the same age yes sir me in that cartoon so what

about horror movies Wendy do you like them oh yeah and seen a lot of them this month yes I like the American Werewolf in London that's a great one a big Rick Baker fan yeah and then of course like thriller because who doesn't like watching that that's a fun date movie Yeah, Thriller, it's the whole thing where they have scenes and stuff. It's like 35 minutes long. Yeah, so good. Wouldn't call it a movie, but extra long deluxe music video.

Yeah. And then, of course, Ghostbusters. All of them. Yeah, I should mention for the listeners that Wendy is wearing a Ghostbusters shirt. Yes. And we discussed this backstage. It's for the much maligned Lady Ghostbusters. Yes.

Yes. But so don't hold that a guest, sir. Yeah, please don't. I liked Lady Ghostbusters, and then I kind of dipped on the more recent Ghostbusters. I like the old one was Bill Murray. That's the best one. Hey, slimed me. That is the gold standard of Ghostbuster movies for sure.

I'd like each one of you. We'll start with you, Wendy, because I think you already said one horror movie that you like a great deal and then a music video that you also like. But I like each of you to recommend one scary movie. This is the last, you know, scary episode of Doug Loves movies for this year, for this month.

It's going to come out on Monday, so the listeners are going to be like, it's, you know, it's November 3rd. Why are you still talking about scary movies? but scary movies are good year-round. Like, you know what I mean? And they get released year-round. Like, my favorite scary movie of this last year was companion.

Oh, yeah. And that came out in January. Yeah. And still my favorite horror movie of the year. But please, Wendy, recommend one scary movie. Well, if I have to recommend just one for somebody to watch for the first time or watch it again over, I would do the original nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah.

Nice. Definitely recommend that one. A nightmare on Elm Street, which is an interesting title because there's many nightmares occur in that film and then all the sequels. And did you hear today that the actor who originated the role of Freddie, yeah, Freddy Kruger. Robert England got a star on the Walk of Fame today. Yeah. Yeah.

So good for him. Yeah. It's epic. A nightmare on Elm Street. So, yeah, anybody who hasn't heard of it or managed to not see any of the installments, go back and try the first one because it really is great. Josh? Something that came out this year or maybe last year, I don't know.

Does weapons count? Yeah, weapons was this year. All right. I'm going to choose weapons. I love that one. That's good, too. a good one weapons is really good it's really uh has some you know turns in it it's similar to uh that guy uh zach cragher that directed it his uh previous movie barbarian had like kind

of a sudden tone shift uh midway through and and weapons kind of uh follow suit so i wonder if he's going to be that guy like all of his movies are going to have like a uh you know take a wild turn or have a tone shift at some point and there's talk now and I'm very excited about this that Amy Madigan who plays the crazy and what's her name in it? Tithead. He's not good with names but Gladys and Gladys. Tidhead knows it's Gladys and Gladys and Gladys that character is you know already iconic and there's word they're trying to get her Oscar nomination for it.

There's like a campaign to get her a supporting actress Oscar nomination and maybe even the win. Who knows? It depends on how much Ariana Grande sticks the landing in this second Wicked movie because, you know, she got nominated for the first one. So she'd probably be nominated again. All right, I mean, DJ. What do you think? Can you recommend a horror movie? Yeah, but I'm going to piggyback on a recommendation.

I want to add to your nightmare on Elm Street recommendation. Because if you've went back to see any of those old horror films on, like, Netflix or Hulu or HBO or anything like that, they're kind of terrible because your TV is so good now. But if you can watch it on, like, a tube television with a VCR, like, if you use a technology that was out at that time, it adds an element of creepiness to it. To what movie? It's like Nightmare on Elm Street. Wait, so you're recommending the same movie? No, no, no. Adding a recommendation to her recommendation.

So your recommendation is watch the movie. You're recommending how. I have my own recommendation. You're recommending how to watch it. I'm recommending how to watch that one. But I have my own recommendation as well. Oh, you do? Yeah.

Oh, okay. I've never, every time I've recommended this to anybody, they've always come back saying that it was horrifying was, may the devil take you? Have you seen that one? I think it's, I think it's Indonesian or Malaysian. I can't remember which one. It's either Malaysia or Indonesia

But it's fucking horrifying I think it's on Netflix right now And the dub is very good That's like Because usually with those dubs Like you can you can just You know stand wherever the fuck you want Josh, that's fine

My wig fell off and it fell down Where I can't grab it So now I'm wearing your wig Jafar We're just been dancing around you Trying to make eye contact This doesn't matter Keep talking about Wendy's

movie This sucks. We're on a different movie now because you're a little side mission. There is a very treacherous crack behind, just behind this stage. It really, really fucked with me. I can't see my.

It's not my treacherous crack though. I always. Anyway, be careful with these stools. Because this backdrop, this beautiful backdrop, doesn't it look like it's like painted on a wall? It's not. It's, it's, look at that. See, it's very flimsy,

and they're always warning all the comedians to not fall through it. And then I get my guests up here on these tall stools, and I just worry that that's what's going to happen the whole time. And then Josh's wig falls off and lands in the aforementioned treacherous crack.

And now the listeners are all caught up on what was happening. Well, anyone who's had long hair knows what it's like to get hair in your crack. So DJ, Excuse me So may the devil take you May

It's called May the devil take you Yeah And it's how old is it? I think it's 2013 Oh okay So decade or so

12 years Yeah okay And who's in it? Just a bunch of foreigners Oh it's in another language Yeah Where is it from? It's I think Indonesia

I'm pretty sure it's Indonesian It's terrifying And it's really scary. The dub is incredible. Because usually when you see a dub, you can see the actor like really putting their all into it. And then like the dub is just like,

I don't know why you would say something like to me. And he's like, God damn it. That person puts so much passion in their performance. There's no way that that's how they deliver that line. And this one is actually like a good dub. So may the devil take you. I'll drink some liquid death to that. And thank you for all of those fascinating.

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Yay! Woo! During the commercial break, we selected people that my guests are going to play on behalf of and try to win them the prize bag, tonight. DJ is playing for Josh's friend tit head. What's your actual name? Omar. Omar. Okay. Omar the tit head

and then Josh is playing for the couple that came dressed as a clown and a minion and Wendy is playing for Andrew who brought the mask from the original Jim Carrey movie and then probably also son of mask was the same mask

with Jamie Kennedy all right so we're going to play some games and somebody's going to win this stuff and I'm going to show you what it is starting with probably the best aspect of the prize bag is the bag itself it's a limited edition Doug loves movies

tote and then inside it are some funnions that I stole from the green rooms and some various candies that I got from the candy bowl, the restaurant I ate out this evening. And then a pipe, a rubber pipe from my friends at Peacemaker that's, as I like to say, only been used once. And this is very exciting.

I have a fanny pack, a very flimsy fanny pack. It's like, I think you're just supposed to put your phone in it and not much else, but it says the running man on it, because I got it at a screening of the soon-to-be-released Edgar Wright, the next Edgar Wright classic, The Running Man, based on the Stephen King book and the, you know, it's not a remake of the last running man with Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's more of a faithful telling of the original book. and then also a running man sweatshirt. That's cool. Very cool. Apologies if it's not your size. Sorry, tit-head. Only comes in one-size, tit-head.

Hopefully you can get it over both of your tits. So somebody's going to win all of that tonight, and it's going to be after playing three games, the first of which is called live, die, repeat. Yeah. All right, this is a very silly game where you don't necessarily have to know movies. You just have to be the quickest one to figure out

what this title is. I'm going to say the title from a motion picture, and I'm going to say it very slowly. Each of you has to guess as often as you want, just jump in with what you think the full correct title of this movie is.

First person who gets it right wins the game. Make sense? Wendy. Why are you asking Wendy? She had a quite a time answering two very simple questions.

I think she's Got it. We're good? Yeah. All right. Here we go. Hill. Hills have eyes.

Oh, and I'll go back to the beginning each time the answer is incorrect. Hill. Billies in space. space? See, he almost stole it from you. If you'd have been right, he got it because you have to say the whole thing. Okay. You can't just add words.

You have to say the whole title. She looks like she's watched a movie called Hillbillies in Space. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know the movie, but I was going up for her expertise. I think in space is a smart add-on to any, you know, anything could be in space. So it's not a bad guess. But that's not the right answer. Hillbillies and Compton?

Hillbilly's in outer space. That would be so weird if that was the actual. She just fucked up by not saying outer. Hillbillies in Iraq. Why'd you look at me? I didn't. I stopped myself. Play the tape back.

I looked right here and then I turned back. Yeah, play that audio tape back. hillbilly ho-down hillbillies in hillbillies in a hoe-down hillbillies in a haunted hillbys in a haunted house

that's it you did it you guys are slow as fuck I told you could win one of these games Josh we got this minion and clown I had faith in you Josh and you did it uh hillbillies in a haunted house is an old-ass movie uh i think lon cheney is in it what's it about i would love it if it had nothing to do with hillbillies or a haunted house it's just the weirdest title ever but uh no it's uh i guess it really is about you know hillbillies trying to i don't know

i don't know if they're trying to leave the haunted house or if it's it's their new home and they want They want the ghosts to leave. I don't know. I don't know the plot line of hillbillies in a haunted house. I just knew that it was a fun title. And guess what you won, Josh? What did I win? You get to go first in our next game.

That doesn't sound like a big win. It's not a big win at all. All right. It's maybe a slight advantage in this next game by getting to go first. And it's a game that's called It or Not It. So the new TV series just came out called It Welcome to Dairy

which I thought was a story of someone who was just became stop being lactose intolerant drinking a lot of milkshakes But it's D-E-R-R-R-Y where the It franchise takes place and I watched the first episode and I couldn't make any sense of it. But it reminded me of a fun game called It or Not It because I will say a line from a movie

and then you have to guess if it's from it, the first one, or It, Chapter 2, or neither. Okay. And we'll take turns. So we'll start with Josh. I'll give you the title. You guess it, it two, or neither, and if you're wrong, then Wendy gets a crack at it.

And if she's wrong, then DJ will get a gimme point because there's only three options. All right. There's only three things. But each time somebody gets one wrong, the next one will start with the next person in that order that I just described. They're excited. Very loud hallway screaming. going on you know that's what happens when somebody makes a purchase over at mattress firm is they get the whole gang together they get all the salespeople

together and they just run up and down the hallway out there just screaming so fair yeah it's a really it's a celebration because how often is somebody let's go up to floor two in this mini mall for and get a mattress but make sure make sure it's a firm one I for the longest time with those mattress farm but they're not

they're not farming mattresses they're just making firm ones okay it not it or neither Wendy this is the line

Wendy or Josh oh yeah I just was reminding Wendy that she's here and she's participating okay No, it's true, Josh. It's you.

You're first. Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole. Okay, now here's the quote. No, that's it. Go blow your dad, you mullet-wearing asshole. It, too, or neither? Is that it or not it? I'm going to go with Not It, or It, too.

You think that's from It, too? Yes. Incorrect. All right. Fuck. Wendy, it's a 50-50. Is it from the original it or neither? The original it?

That is correct. Wendy Lewis is on the board. Wendy has a point. Congratulations, Wendy. Good blow joke. And that means DJ gets to go first on this next one. Look at this motherfucker. he's leaking hamburger helper

Look at this motherfucker He's leaking Hamburger helper It, It 2 or neither That one's It 2 Incorrect Damn it Damn it

Josh Neither Also incorrect Wendy It's number one What? It's it won Yeah, the hit one is correct.

I've been seeing it. Wendy is running away with it or not it. Congratulations, Wendy. Thank you. Back to you, DJ. What do you think of this one, DJ? Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Yeah.

Is there any other way to... Fuck my treacherous crack with a chainsaw. Yeah. It, it too, or neither? It. Incorrect. It too. Incorrect.

Fuck. Neither. Yes, Wendy. You're right. It's neither. How do you do it? That light is from the motion picture called Heathers. Yeah.

Wendy clocked it and she didn't even. even need to because it was all the answers were taken by the time it got to her such a good movie all right dj let's get you on the board it one it two or neither wait you're guessing before i even say it i feel like you gave it away yes oh i did i don't know that's what it felt like no i did i did stumble through it but uh i don't think that should give it away. Beep, beep, motherfucker. I'm going to stick with it.

Incorrect. That's not right. I'm going to go with it too. That is like uncanny how DJ does that. It too is the correct answer. I got one. All right. It Chapter 2.

I also loved it. It was one book that they made into two movies. The movie didn't just have two chapters. I guess Welcome to Dairy could have been called It 3. All right. So Wendy's just running away with this. It's crazy. And yeah, and she gets to go first on this next one.

isn't this place great or what it looks like it was decorated by clowns are us isn't this place great or what it looks like it was decorated by clowns are us I'm going to say neither Wendy you are an absolute genius at this particular game because it is neither Absolutely unstoppable Wendy

Yeah, what movie do you think it was from Not that you need bonus points or anything But let me Maybe this will help clowns is spelled with a K Oh Killer clowns from outer space From where? From outer space

Oh yeah So you're on to something earlier with those hillbillies. Like, you sense that this was coming. So I'm going to... It's the beards. The beards get me going for the hillbillies.

Let's give DJ, you know, Wendy, you won this game, basically, but let's give DJ... You're welcome. Yeah. Thank you, Doug. You're welcome. That's right, I redeem myself.

But let's go... Let's go to DJ for one. For one more, just for the fun of it. Just for the humiliation. Just for shits and gaitles. Well, just to see if you can be like, you know, about 1,000 and never say the right one. Want to play truth or dare? Here's a truth.

You're a sloppy bitch. Here's the whole thing. Want to play truth or dare? Here's the truth, you're a sloppy bitch. It, it too, or neither? It's it too. That is the correct answer. You did it.

Yay, DJ. Too little, too late, but still, it must feel good to get one right. But Wendy, you know what that means. You get to go first in our next game that we're going to play. After this break, we'll be right back. we're back yay so happy we're all

everybody's here we're ready to go but Josh really did lose his his wig back behind the stage and I'm unnecessarily concerned about it just because there's all that wiring and stuff down there so like I don't want the whole place to go up

because your dumb wig fell off nothing I mean it's not necessarily a dumb wig but it is it is wild that there's just another wig on your head now I really don't know why he brought one up magical Jafar always has a backup wig I guess oh you I see all right now I see why he brought one yeah he doesn't really need the wig because of a turban yeah yeah but now he's completely undressing this is like what is this the third act of the movie imagine getting Jafar to do it stripper gram like your girlfriend super into Aladdin he's gonna show you a whole new

world that was good that was good do you think the magic carpet matches the drapes I certainly hope so here we go yeah oh yeah oh that's why you need this This is why we needed the wig, buddy. Oh, no. I guess I'm a red-headed little Nicky now. Look at that. All right. Hell yeah.

Princess Jasmine has arrived. I matched with them on Tinder. So that was the plan the whole time, or you always just have a cross-dressing underneath? I was waiting for him to say that it's getting hot and he's taking his gloves off so I can be like, oh, it is getting hot. I should slip into something more comfy myself.

No, he's really committed to those gloves. Even now when he doesn't have a wig, you don't resemble Nicky at all anymore. I also didn't realize it was all audio. Yeah. That's true. It's just an audio podcast. But, you know, we try to describe it for the listeners so they know what's going on.

All right. So Wendy won the last game we played before. going to break, which means she gets to go first in our third game today, the one that decides it all, the one that's going to determine if a clown, a mask, or a tit is going to go home with the bag of stuff. Yeah. What is going to happen? And we are going to play a game that I call the little search engine that could.

Yay. All right, here's how this game works. And that's why I wanted everybody back from the bathrooms. I don't like people missing the part where I explain how the game works. I wrote down, I typed into the internet movie database a word. I typed it in today. And then I wrote down the top 10 movies that have that word in the title. Okay.

Your job will be to take turns. you'll each get three guesses overall, but you'll take turns doing it, naming one movie that has that word in the title. Okay. Or in your case, Wendy, or anybody's case, you know, you can even make up a title if you have a problem thinking of one

that definitely exists. If you get the number one movie on the list, if it's number one, you get 10 points. If it's number 10, you get one point. And then there's, all those points in between. Three rounds, but on one of your guesses, you can go to your lifeline,

which is the person that you were playing for. So that means that Wendy can go to the mask and say, help me out on this one. And Josh can go to the clown, the clown and the minion. Yeah, well, you can, the two of you can confer, whisper, and then give him an answer. and then DJ is going to, of course, shout out to Tithead.

Almost guaranteed. I say don't wait until the third round. I wouldn't. I'd say do it on the second one, or, you know, nobody's ever done it, but you could even do it on the very, very first round. The word, whispering into your microphone is not as effective as you might think it is. We can hear you. He's trying to be subtle.

What were you saying to him? I hope he wins. Turns out it kind of was subtle. Yeah, I thought it was more like... ASMR. I thought it was more threatening. Like, you better have the answer when I need it. But no, you're just like, I hope he wins.

You're the one that has to win, Wendy, and then he will win. Okay. All right. The word is house. Now there's a lot of movies in the horror genre that have the word house in the title. But of course there are other movies that aren't horror films that have that in the title.

So could go either way in this top 10. According to IMDB today, this is like what people searching with the word house in it on IMDB like you know this morning I did it this morning and Wendy you're up first then we'll we switch the order around this time then we'll go to Josh then we go to DJ what's your first guest Wendy or do you want to go to the mask I'm gonna try this one okay what do you got house of a thousand corpses house of a thousand corpses is indeed a horror movie with the word house in the title.

It's from the year 2003, features Chris Hardwick, who sings the theme song of this show. And it is number nine on the list. So not a lot of points for that one. It's just two points, but it's still, you're on the board. That's what's important. It's important to get in there, because it's easy to guess a movie

that's not even in the top 10. as Josh might do right now I'm gonna go to I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the minion and the clown let me ask you real quick Josh so you're saying you're going to them now just because you think they'll have something better

or do you really have a problem thinking of any movie I have one and I don't think it's on your top 10 so I'm gonna go to them in hopes I can start thinking of some more And then things that people say might spark an idea in your head. So let's see what the clown and the minion have to say. That's the one that I had. So I'm fucked. Oh, damn.

You guys have kids? Okay. Well, why do you know the movie? But I also like the monster house, like a question mark. Could it be out there? And it is. It is number three on the list. Whoa.

That's a pretty strong start, Josh. You might not need to get any more right. I hope not. We will see. Let's see what your first guess is, DJ. I'm going to go with Hell House. Hell House. Hell House LLC.

I'm sorry. Hell House LLC. There's no more words? Hell House LLC part four Are there hillbillies in that one? Hell Hells LLC I'm looking at the list

I'm acting like it might be there Just scouring the list And How is that not If I'm not mistaken I didn't write down every single movie But I think it was in the like 14 or 15 range Like it was in there

It's not a terrible guess, but it's not in the top 10. Was Big Mama's on there? Oh, shut up. Shut up. Don't say anything else. You know, you're each going to get three guesses. We got three guesses. So there's no reason to keep saying answers because you'll get three guesses and you have two more to go.

And one of them you can use your lifeline. But we're back to Wendy now. Did you think of another one? Do you have another one locked and ready to go? What do you got? House on Haunted Hill. House on Haunted Hill. People are clapping.

Thank you. Thank you. But I have a question for you, Wendy. Yes, sir. House on Haunted Hill from 1959 or 1999. Ooh. I'm going to go 99. House on Haunted Hill, 1999 is number seven on the list.

So that means four more points for Wendy. Brings you to six points. Josh has eight points and apparently no more answers. You'd be surprised. Or did you think of one? I thought of one. I actually thought of two, thanks to DJ. Big Mama's house.

Wait, what's the other one? Big Mama's House, too? No, no, no, no. I got another one. I'm going to wait for my next round. I don't want to give it away. But you're going Big Mama's house? I am going Big Mama's house so DJ can't.

He stole Tidhead from me. I'm stealing Big Mama's house from him. I thought that would get more. Maybe I should have stole Big Mama's House, too. Well, I'll save everybody the trouble and just say that no Mama's houses. No Mama's houses are on the list. The disrespect. Yeah.

Martin Lawrence has to make Big Mama's House three, I guess, to get some attention on that franchise again. So you're still in the lead, though, Josh. You still have, oh, wait a second. Yeah, yeah. You have eight points, and Wendy has six points. How many does DJ have? One. DJ is a goose egg so far, but, you know, could change it at any moment.

All right, let me write down that zero for Josh. You didn't need to. Why is that? Now, DJ, this is a little tip I give people playing this game, is that, you know, sometimes you really can just take a wild swing and just say, you know, make up a title, you know, that has house in it. Or did you think of another one that's legit? I thought of a very good answer.

Oh, okay. I'm going to defer to Tidhead. Oh. Wait, you're saving your good answer for the third round? No. Or your good answer? No, I gave my good answer, so we're going to Tidhead now. Okay, so Tidhead, what do you think?

House of Watt. God damn it, that was my... House of... I didn't think that's going to be in the top ten. It's a terrible movie. Well, this isn't like a great movies list. This is movies that exist that have the word house in them that somebody might have been curious about during the month of October.

Who would be curious about that one? During today, specifically. and so House of Wax I have a question for you DJ House of Wax from I'll go to the Paris Hilton one Yeah

Are we going with the Paris Hilton one or are we going with the original one The new one Tidhead wants the Paris Hilton one I think the Paris Hilton one Yes it was like in the 2000s and it is not on the list. No, I'm kidding. It's on the list.

It is number five on the list. So that's worth six points for G.J. We have a real contest here, everybody. This is really coming down. To a big close finish, Wendy has not used her lifeline yet. Are you thinking about it, or do you have what you think might be on here? I'm going to need a lifeline. All right.

So let's go to the mask. Andrew. He wants to be known as Stanley Ipkis. Okay. What was Jamie Kennedy's name if Jim Carrey was Stanley Ipkis? Was he like his cousin, Melvin Ipkis or something? Never mind. What's your answer?

House of Dynamite. House of Dynamite, the movie that's out right now, like just came out that's not a horror movie? Great answer. Not a horror movie at all. It's a serious drama about nuclear weapons. You know what? I take it back. It's horrifying.

It's the scariest movie on this list, and it's number one on the list. the mask comes through in a pitch thank you Stanley oh my goodness that was amazing number one on the list I didn't think anyone the three of you weren't going to say that movie right is this the first year hearing of it even yeah you watched it

did you like it you watched it and then came over here wow what a day you've had he needed a pallet cleanser I'm going to go to that comedy show after House of Dynamite. But did you like the movie? Yeah, it's really intense. You guys, you go okay?

Yeah. Okay. Sorry. That's all right. There's no reason for you to be whispering. You're competing against one another. Do you see people at jeopardy in between answers? Leaning into each other and whispering stuff?

All right. So, Wendy, you're the winner today. Yay! So excited. There's no catching up to you at this point because you have a whopping 16 points that you and the mask accrued together. That's so good. But I still want to finish this out. And then I'll tell you, I will tell you the titles that were missed.

A lot of times an audience member or a guest will say, well, what were the other? ones and I'll go I was never going to say it as my secret no I'm going to tell you but at the end okay who's up next it's Josh if I got number two I wouldn't win if you got number two you would win yes you would win if you got the number two movie on this list you would be one point or two points ahead of or no one point ahead of are they all scary movies no more questions at this well you know that's the thing is house of dynamite is clearly not it's not specifically a horror movie but I can I'll go as far as to say just to make this exciting the number two movie is definitely a horror film with the

word house in it so is it one of the ones they guess but a different year uh i don't think so because that was all i had nobody's guessed it oh you're going to do the other house of wax yeah yeah no the other house of wax uh is too far down on the list it's number 13 okay i'm not i'm not guessing that one i was just do i get as many hints on my next guess as he's getting no this feels a little white privilegey right now I've been trying my hardest not to guess House Bunny for the last five

minutes I'm trying to think of another house movie I love it that's great I love that movie too yeah that's a good one I'm gonna go with House Bunny after I told you

after I gave you that white person hint I've given up I don't know any other movies that it is in fact a horror movie I know there are scary parts in the house bunny but it is it is not I can't think of another movie a scary movie with the with the word house in it

okay so just uh just take a guess say something that sounds scary but has the word house hillbillies in a house god damn it Let me look They were so hard on me What's that?

They were so hard on me Who was? They were About what? Answering questions They were? Yeah I thought they were all

They weren't hard on you Yeah That was T.J. I will say you do look like you own a cauldron All right So no That's not on here Damn

Yeah, I looked really hard. I was trying to manifest it and trying to make it happen, but... Was House Bunny? House of Hillbillies isn't on here. Again, we're still playing. And I will... In fact, I will give you that hint, DJ. No, House Bunny is not on here.

That comedy from 20 years ago is not on the list. Who would have saw that coming? In the month of October. And there's two movies on the list that I'd argue are not horror films. That's the end of your clues. number two is definitely a horror film with the word house in it I feel like we're making this harder than it is

so if you're saying the word house you're on your way you have a chance of being having the right answer can we just go with haunted house just haunted house just haunted house I think the most famous movie that would kind of fit that would be the haunted mansion

they made two of those but there's no haunted house that's the one I was talking about on the list yeah it's haunted house in a very nice neighborhood haunted mansion haunted mansion I haunted mansion is not on the list either

it's not like it's not like you're going to get there eventually but you are going to be you know pretty stunned by what the actual answer is but let's just say right now congratulations to Wendy

she's our winner tonight Thank you. Come on up and get your prizes, Mask Man. Thank you, Stanley. Congratulations. Congrats. Enjoy running man in theaters November 14th. And Wendy, since you're our winner today,

you get to do your plugs first. What would you like to promote? I know, the questions just keep getting harder and harder. It's also the kinds of things you've never asked on a podcast. What would you like to promote? I'd like to promote my Instagram page. If you guys could follow me on Instagram, that would be great under awkward cougar. Yeah.

They're sexy cougars. They're sassy cougars. I'm an awkward cougar. Yeah. So I appreciate that. And anything that I put out, I appreciate any kind of feedback, follow, my YouTube page any of that kind of stuff would be great I have googly eyes that I sell after the show if you guys are interested you got googly eyes tonight yeah yeah

I bet you I bet you tit mouse could I mean titmouse tit head tit could use some some googly eyes put some googlys on those tities for a donation you guys if you want you can hit me up for some googly eyes who doesn't like a good googly tit on a head yeah I love it Wendy Lewis, everybody. Thank you. Thank you, Doug. Thank you, Wendy. You did it against all odds and everybody being hard on you.

Yeah, because I smoke a lot of weed, so it makes all my answers slow. I was trying to pregame for the show. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah. I can't argue with that. You know, I get high before the show, too, but, you know, luckily I have all the answers written down. But even though sometimes it's hard for me to read my own writing. All right.

Would everybody like to hear what was not said that is on the list? Number 10, no reason for anybody to say this at any point in their lives, but it was on the list. House of Gucci. Oh. Yeah, that terrible, terrible movie. That movie sucked. It sucked. It was really big.

I swear, people are not seeing Tron Ares just because Jared Leto was so annoying in House of Gucci. They're like, is he going to do that again? We don't like it. All right. Number nine, of course, was House of a Thousand Corpses. And number eight is House on Haunted Hill from 1959. Yeah. Yeah.

And then number seven is, yeah, you could have said that. I didn't know. Yeah. What part made you feel like you couldn't say it? The weed part. Oh. And then number seven was House on Haunted Hill from 1999. And then number six.

Okay, so there's three non-horror movies, but also there are some kind of intense parts in Roadhouse. Roadhouse. The Jake Gyllenhaal Roadhouse from last. year this the Swayze Roadhouse is much further down the list and very interesting development with the Roadhouse movies I like the Jillen Hall Roadhouse it's you know it's more serious and less campy than the original roadhouse but I liked it and I thought the director of Doug Lyman did a really

good job but they promised him that the movie would play in theaters and then they took it back and it just went straight to Amazon and then was one of the highest stream movies in the history of Amazon so it was successful but it probably would have done well with the theatrical run and the director really wanted it to play in theaters. So he's so pissed at them that he's figured out a way to get the rights to make a sequel to the Patrick Swayze Roadhouse, but the people who made the producers that made the Gillenhall Roadhouse are making a sequel to that. So there's going to be two competing roadhouse movies. And I'm here for it. Coming out down the road. Yeah, I'll watch them both. I don't

give a fuck. Oh my God. But isn't that weird? That'd be so awesome. I just learned about that today. All right. House of Wax was number five and then number four is a movie this is where you kick yourselves called House

Just House from 2005 I thought that was a TV show Who was in that? Yeah that's why I didn't say any house I thought that it was Hugh Lorry and I'm sorry, that was from 85, the house from 85. Who's in that? What's it? Like William Cat, and

like, it's just a kind of somewhat forgettable house, haunted house motion picture. And then number three was Monster House. And number two, this is what's really crazy. Also, a movie called House.

So to get the number two answer, all you had to do is... So if you were to said House, you would have got number three and number five you would have gotten number two and number four and I would have asked you the years because the number two house is from 1977 and it's Japanese and it's a very very cool movie

has anybody seen it house a slight mumble out there like somebody doesn't want to totally commit but it's on streaming I'm sure so if you want to squeak in one last horror movie before the month is over, I recommend

House. And then of course number one was House of Dynamite. But good job, everybody. You did a good job of naming a bunch of the House movies. Josh Means, what would you like to promote? I do monthly

shows here at the Sacramento Punchline. A storytelling show called Can I Finish and Roast Battles every month. And I'll be headlining here December 2nd. Please come out to that show. That'll be fun. Follow me on social media. At J Means at Rose Battle Bay Area. Means M-E-A-N-S.

Yeah. It's how it's spelled, but isn't it a Z? On Instagram, I do J-M-E-A-N-Z. I don't know why a friend in high school started calling me that, and that's what I kept. Yeah, I mean, if somebody types J-M-E-A-N, like they'll get that far and you don't find me, it's probably not worth it at that point. But, yeah. Yeah, if you can't make the Z-S switch, then, yeah, don't bother. And if also, if anybody has long arms, please help me get my wig after this.

That would be awesome. Yeah, that could be like the after party. Just trying to get your goddamn wig from... Treacherous crack. The treasurer's crack. You could also purchase right here on Howl. HPA. But not on Arden.

all the crack is on how they've really cleaned up Arden yes they have there's more abandoned shit on how like red lobster's on how all right I walked by it today

poor red lobster those fucking cheddar bay biscuits DJ what would you like to promote dude if you want to find me on Instagram it is DJ Sandu 20 that's DJS-A-N-D-H-U-0 And this month, in November, the 13th to the 15th, I'm headlining in Waterford at One Night Stans, the 19th to the 22nd.

I will be in Myrtle Beach at the Comedy Cabana. And then the 24th to the 30th, I'll be at the L.A. Comedy Club in the Stratosphere in Vegas. Neat. Have you ever, you've been to the Stratosphere before? Oh, yeah. I lived in Vegas for four years. Oh, okay. Did you ever jump off of it?

clearly no no not to kill yourself they have bungee jumping off of this no I actually I took someone there on a date and I didn't know that they had the bungee jumping thing so we're just like looking at the scenery and then a fucking potty

a whole new world and I was like dude something just jumped off the building and the manager was like yeah dude it happens all the time I'm like, fuck, did he see the prices of charcutory board? Like, you can change that. They got a roller coaster up there that goes around. Yeah, it's horrifying.

And they also have a ride where it looks like a roller coaster. You're like in a roller coaster type car, and then it just inches towards the side of the building like it's going to go over the side, and it just hangs there for a while and then goes back. That's the whole ride. And guess who can see you while you're doing that? Just innocent people trying to have a nice dinner

and impress some whore to into a third date and Stratosphere trips me out it doesn't when you're looking at it it doesn't look big enough to have anything in it it doesn't look like it can have a hotel

and a show room and all that shit It's twice the size of the space needle in Seattle It's crazy It's fucking massive And it doesn't look like it is Yeah no it just looks like a very thin tower Like there's hotel rooms in there okay I've only been in the bottom part

Well I did go up on top once but I didn't I didn't I went on the there's another ride where you spin they put you out and you spin the ballroom it's fucking scary as fuck I was up on the 22nd floor yeah I stayed up there for on the 22nd floor how was that

it was terrible my favorite movie is hillbillies at the space needle no that was your dad's movie though when I went outside to look at the strat just to look at it to take a picture and I almost fell back

looking up so yeah it was pretty great I love a good I almost fell down story there's so much they have such a happy ending compared to I fell down

I almost did but I actually fell down no those are terrible one more time for DJ Sandu everybody as I mentioned earlier in the show on Tuesday I'm back at the Dynasty typewriter in Los Angeles

for a Benson movie interruption and then on November 11th, Douglas Movies comes to the Ciddy Winery in New York City and I'm doing stand-up at San Diego the night before Thanksgiving. Not only thank you to my guests and to the punchline, but to all of you

for coming out on Halloween and some with costumes. Thank you. Another with a mask. And I really appreciate everybody being here. DJ, do you have a favorite last line from a movie? I know this is a hard question

because a lot of people don't really have a favorite last line but I wrote down something that I hope is the last line of a movie but I'm not sure if it's ever actually happened but I wanted to ask all of you first if you had a good one. This is dumb but like I liked the end credits for Deadpool where he's like, there's not, there's none, that's it, that's all. We just go home. And then like the last one was like, okay, Wolverine's the next one.

And that was, like, I like that one. I think it was, it was cute and clever. I don't know. Yeah, it was like Ferris Bueller. Yeah, I liked it. Right on. What about you, Josh? Are you looking something up on your phone?

I was. I don't have one. I looked it up online. You should be doing that the whole show. I should have. I really. I thought about it multiple times, and I was like there's too many people watching, but there was something that said roads where we're going. We don't need roads.

Back to the future. That's a good one. Yeah. I don't have a favorite. All right. I think I'm just going to go with a... Can I change mine? I want to change mine.

Sure. The final line on Casablanca. Right. This is the beginning of a great... Beautiful friendship. Beautiful friendship. Yeah. I think that's the heater.

I think that's true. you and I are starting a beautiful friendship. This is it. Because we just met for the first time this evening. Was it the outfit that did it for you? It's been great. You just can't resist a man in a crop top. When you walked in, I was like, no costume, that's cool.

We usually, I don't have a costume. Then you went and changed. Then suddenly your Jafar is like, holy shit, that's amazing. And then mid show you had another change and became Jasmine. Like I... Well, you've seen a Bollywood movie. That's what we do. I couldn't...

I could have been happy. about all of it. I really, I really appreciate it. So one more time for all of my guests, DJ Sandu, Josh Means, Wendy Lewis, our winner tonight. And I close every episode with the last slide for a movie, but I didn't do the research today. I have one. Oh, you do. I apologize for not asking.

Oh, no, it's okay. You met me at a really weird time. Oh, who was, what's that from? Fight Club. Fight Club. That's right. That's often quote. Like a lot of people's favorite. Yeah. Yeah.

But I just went with something that I don't know if it's the last line of a movie, but get ready with the closing theme. And as always, boo! Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie. Eyes of Gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you because Doug loves movies. Please