Doug Loves Movies - Wil Anderson, "Mark Wahlberg," and Rory Scovel Guest

Episode Date: February 4, 2014

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seats with 50 acid pop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, cause Doug loves movies! Hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies! And this is Doug and I love movies! And this is Doug and I love movies! I'll take the blame for that one because I kind of tricked you by saying it so fast. Coming to you from the UCB theater on a bitterly bitter cold.

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if you're a child. This has been Watch This, Not That. I don't care which one you watch. Be sure to get your team, Graham, Team Sam, and apologies to Put Your Hands Together shirts at dougloveshirts.com. And the prize bag

is a box and a bag. We got a bag from a foreign airport. And that's all I'll say about that. And a box of Deluscious cookies from D. Luscious Cookies, and then a bunch of other stuff that I put in the box as well. I got that because I was on At Midnight last night, and they also gave me a T-shirt as a parting gift,

and since I already have one, I don't need two of those. And one of the guests tonight brought a flask for reasons we'll get into with him. And a copy of Michael Caine's book, Acting in Film. All right. Well, yeah, we got a lot to get into with the prize box tonight. So let's get my guests out here. Returning Leonard Maltin game winner, Rory Scoville, along with Will Anderson and Mark Wahlberg.

I expected more from you guys. The great Mark Wahlberg is here. Let's try one more time. Mark Wahlberg, everybody. How you guys doing, you donka? Everybody seems all right. That's fucking great. It's kind of cold outside, but you know,

we're getting through it. So exciting to have you here, man. Dude, it's fucking great. It's kind of cold outside, but, you know, we're getting through it. So exciting to have you here, man. Dude, it's fucking great to be here. First of all, watch your language. And secondly, why'd you bring a flask as part of your prize box contribution? Well, here's the deal. You said to bring something. You sure?

I knew if I brought two things, I'd be winning that shit So, I brought a book Oh yeah, and you also brought the Michael Caine book Yeah Which I've heard people speak of as the best acting book Person of the pudding Here's the deal Are you mad at me?

I'm pacing right now I'm just pacing out Here's the deal, Are you mad at me? I'm pacing right now. I'm just pacing out. Here's the deal. You put that on your desk. What does that mean? This is why I idle. Have you thought about writing any of your, the screenplay for any of your movies?

What do you mean? Because I just think it would probably be a bad idea. For me to write it out? Yeah, no, if you wrote a screenplay, like if you tried to write a movie that you're in. Oh, I wrote three episodes of Boardwalk Empire. There's no way that can be true.

It's totally true. Well, I take it back. Most of my stuff were like, here's a chick, this chick takes her clothes off, and then they fill in the rest. That's all it is.

Here's the deal, though. Oh, you, so you're more of a story writer for the show. Yeah, like I break it out. All right. You see, here's the deal. You Oh, so you're more of a story writer for the show. Yeah, like I break it out. Here's the deal. You take this book. You put it on your desk.

Then you have those meetings where people want to put us in the movies. They see this on your desk. You're in. I've never even opened that book. You know why? I don't need to. That was

intense. Rory Scovel's here, everybody, and he is not only our returning Leonard Moulton champ, but he was also fascinated with this book. Do you want to see it? Is that published by Applause? I am.

Yeah, that's what it says right there. Let's leave it right there. You brought a copy of one of your albums, Live At. Live At. Live At. Live At. And let the viewer decide where they thought the show was. And it's a vinyl version of it.

That's the only version. I do not like big sales. And first time guest Will Anderson is here, everybody. All the way. You live here now? Is that the deal? Yeah, I live here now. But I came here from Australia

a couple of days ago. So I brought stuff in the duty-free bag from the airport. This makes it seem like I'm the only one not doing a character. I'm a young Yahoo serious. It's a great fucking movie, bro. It's a great fucking movie. Could you do a gritty reboot? Marky Marky is like a gritty reboot Marky Marky is like

a gritty reboot of Yahoo! series oh yeah for sure dude it'd just be me like running around shooting people

and then he had that guitar right yeah I could play guitar did you see Rockstar yeah nailed it were you disappointed

in the reviews of Rockstar? I mean, from what Donnie told me, everybody loved it Oh, Donnie reads reviews and tells you? Oh yeah, I gotta keep him employed Blue Bloods, he's paying them to be on Blue Bloods People pay to be in network TV shows? Oh yeah, if you're Donnie?

What is this, Will? That's a poster from my podcast, Toe Fop, but it's a picture of my dog. That's my dog. Dog is the co-host of your podcast? Well, she just comes in and thinks she is the co-host of the podcast, and she's terrible. So that's my dog, and there's a T-shirt

from the podcast as well, But there's a range of Australian foods that you can't get here. Yeah, and you got all of these at the airport? I got these at the airport in Australia. There's Tim Tams, which are like a cookie. They're delicious. They're the best.

Excellent description. They're cookie-like. Well, we call them biscuits, but you say cookies. Okay, but yeah, these look delicious. Yeah, they're delicious. There's caramello koalas, which are like little chocolate koalas that are filled with caramel,

as opposed to normal koalas, which are filled with chlamydia. That is true. Koalas, they look so cute, but 90% of them are high and have chlamydia because gum leaves get them high and they all have sex and they all have chlamydia. You don't have to bring that kind of propaganda in here, Will.

We love koala bags! You do! In the same way we love Paris Hilton. So you're saying when we visit Australia, we should avoid the koala sex parties? You should. I just picture Australians snuggling with Paris Hilton like

I love you like we want to hold koalas. You know what? Let's forget that last part. Edit that out. Edit that out if we get a chance. Thanks. That's Vegemite. A fucking tube of Vegemite made popular in that song by Down Under

by Down Under that band Down Under Men at Work yeah Men at Work love that guy but we were talking backstage

awful if you just eat it out of the tube you shouldn't eat it by itself you gotta put it on like toast with butter. But I was thinking a badass like Mark Wahlberg

would totally eat some of this right out of the tube. Yeah, that's exactly the truth. And then tell us what it tastes like. That's exactly the truth. But it's like a miracle. If you have butter and toast, it tastes like the best thing ever. But solo, it's awful.

It's made of what's left after they make beer. And we just looked at that as Australians and went, we're not wasting any beer. Let's put that on our toast and just send our shit beer to America and call it Foster's. Now, do you have a water to kind of chase that down? I got my celebrity edition Voss bottle. You guys think I care about eating about this

because it tastes bad? A lot of calories, bro. Well, so don't have a lot of it. All right, I'll try it out. You know why else I'm going to do it? Why? Because you guys are afraid. But I'm not afraid.

I am afraid. I thought that angle would work if I made it like you're the most badass person up here. Ooh, it's like black oil. Yeah, it looks like soy sauce blood. Yeah, soy sauce blood. Can I go for it? Go for it.

Yeah, try some of it. Psych out. That was concrete. What do you mean it's not bad? It's not bad. No way. Get into it. I'm not falling for this.

I'm not even making a face, bro. Like Irish peanut butter. That's what it looks like. Oh my God, that would be the best, dude. You made me draw my koala candies. All right. He's going to do it. Oh.

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. No, I not, no, no I'm not. No, no I'm not. No I'm not. No I'm not. Well you can do it because you know how good it can taste. Yeah, but as far as

Americans go, I win. I just did it so I could taste Marky Mark's spit. I enjoyed it. As an ally of America, we're your number one ally. Every time you get

into a fucking shit war, we're first there. So, you know, we are Milhouse, you're Bart Simpson. I'm happy to be here. I know a lot about wars. Remember when Crocodile Dundee came to New York? That was the second one. And I respect.

It was just Crocodile Dundee 2 wasn't it it was what was it like back in action or something I'll show you it comes to New York

they went with the worst title Crocodile Dundee 2 comes to New York alright so that's all the prize bag stuff and thanks for bringing these things

guys somebody's gonna win all of this tonight. Very quickly, though, because this is Doug Loves Movies. What have you guys seen lately? What's the last movie you saw, Rory? I watched half of Harlem Nights this afternoon while I was waiting to renew my pot card.

Like in the waiting area? In the waiting area. Harlem Nights. The doctor's office for pot knows how to entertain the clientele Eddie Murphy

Eddie Murphy Richard Pryor Red Fox Arsenio Hall isn't there a lot of profanity in that there's a lot of cursing yeah

and everyone's just sitting around in the waiting room laughing their ass off on the doctor's office everyone's laughing at it laughing out loud just being giddy does it make you when you're in the waiting room of a doctor's office. Everyone's laughing at it? Laughing out loud. Just being giddy.

Does it make you want to... When you're in the doctor's office to get your pot card, no one's worried. Everyone's like, well, we all know why we're here because we're fucking cool. Harlem Nights is such an interesting choice.

Do you think they popped it in the DVD player? Or are they just showing a movie channel? I think DVD. I mean think they popped it in the DVD player? Or are they just showing a movie channel? I think DVD. I mean, they play about four or five movies a day. Eventually, you're going to hit up Harlem Nights.

That makes sense. Will, what about you? Have you been to the cinema? I've been trying to catch up on the Oscar movies, so I saw Wolf of Wall Street, which I liked quite a lot because it seemed like somebody had bet

Martin Scorsese at a party I bet you can't make a three and a half hour ad for cocaine and he was like I can and I can get it nominated for an Oscar I loved that I think Martin Scorsese himself is an ad for cocaine that man seems way too alert I mean

I did like it though. And I didn't watch a movie out of respect because I flew back from Australia on the plane and they had new movies, Oscar movies on the plane and they had Gravity and I've not seen that. That'd be a weird place to watch, Gravity.

That's honestly out of respect. I was like, this is not what he imagined when he made this film. I'm going to download this onto my iPod Nano and watch it how he wanted it. It's a great movie, though. You're afraid of people leaning over and seeing that you're watching Gravity and being kind of tense on the flight? No, I'm cool with that.

Oh, all right. Is that what you were thinking? No, I was thinking, let's move on. Yeah. That does make sense. In the big scheme of the show. Yeah, Gravity. Mark's a big fan of that movie.

No wires. That's why you liked it? I just, you didn't see a single wire that whole movie. You were looking the whole time? Sometimes I'll go to plays, I can see the wires. Gravity? No wires. Gravity? No wires. Gravity would be a great play.

On Broadway. Yeah, just a chick walking around for two hours. Yeah, I mean, it was basically a vagina monologue. Just out in space. I texted Sandy after that movie. I'm like, good shorts. I thought she looked really cute floating around. Under Armour?

Was that Under Armour? Did they go Under Armour in that? I'm asking you, pal. Could have gone better. You want to know what I just saw? Yes, please. No fucking joke. You know what I saw today?

No, tell me. Departed. No, tell me. Departed. Well, you know, I would be remiss if I didn't ask you this. It's a weird enough show as it is tonight, so might as well just get into it. Let's do it. You must be pretty, you know, you seem in fairly decent spirits,

considering I'm sure you were close to Philip Seymour Hoffman. That was a good man. Right? That was a real good dude. He loved craft services. He used to play this game where he was like, Mark, come over here. We're gonna jump in front of all these people. I'm like, Phil, we're in SAG.

We can just go around these people anyway, bro. He was like, it's more fun if you pretend you're cheating. Love that dude. And you know what else? No, I don't. Pretty good actor. Yeah. Yeah, damn good actor. He could arm wrestle, too. One of my favorites.

That dude, he could arm wrestle. He'd arm wrestle a woman. And win. What, did he arm wrestle a roller girl or something? Oh, no. That would have been great, though. You know a true story? Yes, please.

She really got naked in that movie. Yeah, we saw it. I was there. Now you know for sure. Do you think there's some women that just put on a body stocking and have a fake bush put on? Oh yeah, they Photoshop it. They Photoshop them later.

There's these pictures on the internet of Terry Hatcher, topless. That's not her. Just dropping knowledge, guys. Terry Hatcher, finally that case has been cracked. What happened to Terry Hatcher? Why isn't she in anything anymore? She's got that Desperate Housewives.

Oh, to ruin her. She got that Desperate Housewives money, I guess. Yeah, it was like that show, Lonely Girls or whatever. Oh, no, it was called Desperate Housewives. You're right. You're pretty into Terry Hatcher. Did you ever watch Lois and Clark? Dude, she got

top billing on that. She was Lois. Over Superman, you're right. That's pretty impressive. Kind of a pussified spin on Superman. No offense. She looked good running. Who would win in a fight? You or Dean Cain? Now? Simplified spin on Superman. No offense. She looked good running. Yeah, that's right.

Who would win in a fight, you or Dean Cain? Now? Right now. Me. He's backstage. Me. You go back 12 years? Me.

Why do we need to go back then? I'm just saying, because if you go back then, he'd be afraid to do it. Now he'd just want the pub. Oh, he's desperate for the pub. He'd be afraid to do it. Now he just wants the pub. Oh, he's desperate for the pub. He's doing a show where they hunt Bigfoot. Dude needs pub. People are mad at me because they know how Lone Survivor ends. I can tell you how Bigfoot hunt ends.

They don't catch him. At the end of the commercials for that show, do they say, Squatch, what happens? Because if they don't, they should. I like that you're surprised that he's on that show given the fact that he was Superman and he got second billing on Lois and Clark

that's a good point he did that Ripley Believe It or Not show too for a long time and I'm like not all that shit's photoshopped right yeah I told him

I go Dean because we talk everyone's phone I'm like Dean you need to do shows on either the AMC shows or the HBO shows. Stop.

Nobody is watching anything in the 300s on DirecTV. Stop with those shows. He's like, no, no, no. I need to buy a jacket. Whatever. It's a particularly harsh winter here in California right now

yeah we're in the like mild vortex um let's uh have any of you guys seen the movie Bronies

no okay is that about the dudes who love ponies the little ponies it's not acceptable you'd like it

I would turn you around if you watched it yeah alright I'll check it out. Alright. I appreciate that. Immediate 180. Alright, I'll see ya.

If you trust a man, you can't pick and choose. Rory, if there's a dude in your life who you said to yourself, I trust this guy and then he tells you something sometimes you can't be like, no I don't trust it you always trust that I mean, the weird thing is I get it, I get what you're saying

and you're right you see 20 feet from stardom? no, I haven't seen that one have you seen pulling john on netflix? no it's a documentary about arm wrestling see it, philip seymour hoffman, not in it You see 20 Feet from Stardom? No, I haven't seen that one. See it. Have you seen Pulling John on Netflix? No. It's a documentary about arm wrestling. See it. Philip Seymour Hoffman?

Not in it. But it's still really good. Okay. Thanks for the recs. We trust each other. I can't believe how easy it was to get you to come on the show. And then, you know, we get along so great. Yeah.

It's unbelievable. No, I'll take a meeting. Oh, this isn't... This is a podcast. Let's just see what happens. This is the night this podcast becomes a movie. I see it. I see it. You could do some casting changes on an Ent a movie. I see it. I see it.

You could do some casting changes on an entourage movie. You know, like if you make a movie of it, you should play yourself. You should be Vince. Because he's based on you, basically, right? Yeah, but I already did it. You already lived it. Yeah, that would be like, let's just call it encore. How come you didn't?

Why don't you have an entourage tonight? What's that? You came here alone tonight. You just showed up. No, it was me and Donnie. I'm running late. He's out in the car. Circling. Oh, you won't let him valet the car and come in? I'm sure people would love to see him. But guess what? He doesn't have it.

I wish to God that this was all very real. I wish this was so real Well it's about to get really really real Because It's time to It's time to begin the games It's game time

Begin the games Game time Game beginner I'm on my way. I'm making it. Game time. Alright. Rory. And Will and Donnie. Wait, what'd you say?

I called you Donnie. Just kidding. You know what? I'm gonna give you one. I'm gonna give you one. Oh, I get to do that once and that's it? I'm gonna give you one. Okay. You know how this works? You are going to go out into the audience and select name tags of the people you want to play for. Okay.

Maybe somebody's got a Departed poster that they changed to Departed or something. There's a lot of name tags. I don't see my name. All right, well, just pick somebody else. No, just pick somebody you like. There's Gus, the field goal kicking mule over there. And some people with stuff they scribbled on plates.

George has a huge sign. Didn't we pick... You got picked last week, right? Did you win the prizes? No? Okay, so you're still eligible. Jordan knows what I'm talking about. And while they finish up doing that, we'll do this.

We'll be right back. And we're back. Who are you playing for, Mr. Wahlberg? George. George has a huge sign, and last week his sign was chosen, and it was very big as well, but he did not win, I'm told, by George.

So we have to trust him. Why do you like that so much? One, you can tell he means it. Two, he looks like the uncle nobody talks to anymore. But he's like the best fucking uncle. But your mom's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's not giving you a ride. Just because she knows he'll stop

at the bar. Who are you playing for, Will? I'm playing for Jason. Let me see that. Show the camera over here. There you go. He brought Richard Pryor's album that, well, it says that Jason's crazy

is what he's put on it. What did it say underneath it? A word that I did not think through when I grabbed this album. No, but you could say it because you're... Just reading it? You could just be reading it, yeah. What does it say? That nigger's crazy.

No, it doesn't. It doesn't say that. No, it does not say that. Jesus Christ, Will, it doesn't say that at all. That is horrible. I had no idea Australians were so... Will, it says that crazy guy's crazy.

Yeah, it says crazy people. Richard Pryor's crazy people. Well, we were backstage and you were like, I'm gonna drop it. And I'm like, don't, Will, because I can't be affiliated

with this right now. This is not good for Mark. This is not good for Mark. Who are you playing for, Rory? I'm playing for Batman Drew. Oh, I get it. Batman made his symbol too big for his uniform. Takes up most of my chest.

Well, that's going to make for a most delightful vine that I'm going to put out into the world later. Vines! Vines, yes. Rory is the returning champion. He gets to go first. This has never happened to me before. It's exciting,

isn't it? If you win again, you can maybe come back next week. Mars stars. So you get a big category. And then from there, we'll go to Will and then to Mark. Clean up. Hopefully, yeah. Bat and clean up.

So you've listened to the show. You know how this works. What's it called? The Leonard Mullen Game. What's the podcast called? What's that? I thought that's what you were saying. Oh, no. I this works. What's it called? The Leonard Mullen game? What's the podcast called? I thought that's what you were saying. I'm in. I got it. Pick a category, Rory, between

at me, B, Tommy B wrote on Twitter Gutenfree. Gutenfree. And that's sequels to Steve Gutenberg movies that Steve Gutenberg was not in. Because it's Guten-free. At MC Anna, or McKanna, I think she corrected me on Twitter, McKanna, said Ice Ice Baby,

and that's the films of Ice- T, Ice Cube, or Jennifer Grey. Have you worked with any of them, Mark? Jennifer and Grey. T, Cube, or Grey? We made a movie. You and Jennifer Grey? 1992, backstage. What?

You were in a movie with her? We were in a movie together. I see what you're saying. And fart cancer... Sex. Sex. He was talking about sex. Yes.

Fart cancer suggested... Whistleblowers. And that's movies that have a lifeguard in them. Which one of those would you like to play, Rory? Champion Rory? I would like to play Gutenfried. All right. Would you like a Gutenfried movie from 1988 or 1994?

Ooh. 1988. Leonard Balton calls this movie a bomb. No shit. Yeah. Gutenberg was in the original, but he's not in this sequel. And Leonard says about it that... He wrote that?

He says about it, what can you say about a sequel that Steve Guttenberg won't even appear in? Fucking nailed it. Yeah, and... That's a great review. And it takes place in Miami. And Leonard lists nine names. How many names do you think you can get it in Rory?

I want to say seven, so I will. Okay. Seven names, Will. Six? Six names? Okay. Sounds confident. Mark?

So name that movie. You're saying to Will, name that movie? Yeah. All right. Shit. Interesting. I was really bluffing. So name that movie You're saying to Will name that movie? Yeah Alright Interesting I was really bluffing Yeah you know you did what you had to do Because you didn't want to give Rory seven names

I don't think Rory would have gotten it with seven names What about my history on this show Says I wouldn't have gotten it in seven names Matt McCoy Janet Jones, Marion Ramsey, Leslie Easterbrook, Michael Winslow. And David Graff is six.

Michael Winslow. Yeah, Michael Winslow. Made a bunch of noises. Is it a police academy? Yeah, here's where you're in trouble. He was in Up to Four, which is Citizens on Patrol. Wait a minute. You know this much about the police academy movies?

That's amazing. I fucking jumped off when Steve jumped off. That's the problem. Number four, Citizens on Patrol. I think the best in the series. And I could skip ahead to seven, which I think is Mission to Moscow. But I'm fucking foggy on five and six. How is that possible?

It feels like I know so much, but not the important stuff. Would it help you to hear the clues again? Did it help you to hear the clues again? Mission to Moscow? He's going out on a mission to Moscow. Miami. It's in Miami. It's something. Okay, good. Thank you, Doug. I love you. Do on a mission to Moscow. Miami. It's in Miami. It's something...

Okay, good. Thank you, Doug. I love you. Do you want a spoon? Something Miami. So it's... Police Academy. It's not CSI Miami.

That's not it. It's not Miami Vice. Sounds like he knows this. I think Mark is going to get the point. Is it just Mission Miami? That's not a bad guess But it's Police Academy 5 Assignment Miami Beach

Yeah It really rolls off the tongue I can't remember But that puts Mark Wahlberg on the board First time player, first point You know why? Because just like life I'm winning you're doing pretty good

were you a little disappointed that Lone Survivor didn't get more Oscar attention I think it was just released a little too late in the year

I think was the problem no we got it in in time I know you got it in in time but in time for everyone to not get around to seeing it

no we're currently working on an appeal process. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah, because if we do get it, they're going to have to redo the sags and the golden gloves, and hopefully there's enough time for the Oscars. You can make them do redos on all of them. Do you want to know something about that movie? I'd love to hear something about that movie.

Live ammo. I told him, I'm like, load it up, let's go. You're such a goddamn badass, it's ridiculous. I'm like, load it up. Let's go. You're such a goddamn badass. It's ridiculous. He was like, you shoot at me. I'll shoot at you. This is gonna look so fucking real. We did it. One tyke?

What's that? One tyke? No, we kept using more and more kids. But for those kids, it was their last take. They all did one take. I don't know. Yeah, because there was no ambulances or anything. And I think I was the only one who actually had live ammo. But it looked great. Have you seen it?

Hollywood Secrets. It's good stuff. Yeah, yeah, I saw it. It's an intense movie. And you know who lives? What? You know who lives? Your character.

You know. The guy, the real life guy. Like, that was something I was talking to Rory, I think, about last week, is that the movie would have been maybe a little shade more interesting if you didn't know who was going to be the lone survivor. Like, if you were wondering... But you would still know.

If you took Mark Wahlberg and sent him out into the wilderness with five dudes and you said, hey, one of these guys is going to come back. It's not going to be Donnie. Doug wanted to call it... Oh, Donnie would be one of the five dudes. I wish that would have happened.

He tried to get in. I told him, I'm like, Donnie, there's no background in this movie. Get out. He's like, I'm just walking through. I'm like, don't walk through. We're shooting people. You never get killed in your movies. That makes sense. Yeah, I don't think so. We're shooting people. You never get killed in your movies. That makes sense.

Yeah, I don't think so. You know where? Where'd you die? It's possible. Because we don't know. Perfect storm. Well, we don't know in the case of every movie you've been in, the character could have died a few years later.

That movie? Mm-hmm. Real beard. I grew a beard out for that. I can't believe the stuff we're getting out of you. I don't mind. I thought you were going to say real ocean. This is mind. I thought you were going to say real ocean. I thought you were going to say real ocean.

It was a real ocean. The last 15 minutes. That goes without saying. The last 15 minutes of that movie, you don't know what happened. I had to make it up. I'm like, oh, I messed with the wheel. We still died. I don't know.

Okay, Rory gets to pick the category again. But this time we're coming right at you, Mark, so get ready. Let's do it. GKMiller15 suggested Honey Boo Boo, and that's Jessica Alba movies that Leonard gave the bomb rating to. Honey Boo Boo Boo Boo.

The Idea Czar suggested King Lear, L-E-E-R, and that's a movie where someone spies on naked people. E-Ideazar suggested King Lear, L-E-E-R, and that's a movie where someone spies on naked people. And I.M. MacDouglas suggested New Year's Heave, which is movies that are not for metaphobes. Those are films where there's a great deal of vomiting. A lot of vomiting. So I guess two. The second one?

I'm going to go with the second one. The Naked People? Did I get it right? Yeah, The Naked People. King Lear. This movie where someone looks at naked people is from 1978. Leonard Maltin gives it two stars.

I could heartily disagree with that rating. I don't know where that came from. But, you know, Leonard's got his own opinions. You could hardly disagree? Heartily. Oh, you heartily. I thought he said hardly disagree. But I love that someone in the audience

felt the need to go, I got it. Fuck you, Rory. I got it. I agree with Rory. I got it. I agree with him. He's better than me. Let's make that guy eat some raw Vegemite. You want to eat some raw Vegemite? I got it. I already got some. I brought two tubes.

Leonard calls this movie a spoof. And he also says that it became a short-lived TV series with a different name. And he also says that it became a short-lived TV series with a different name. And he lists a whopping 18 names. Oh, you already know what it is? I knew what it was when you said the category, bro.

Oh, okay. 18 names, Rory. That's intimidating. Yeah, he's real. And he's winning. Yeah, he could take this whole thing. 18 names. He could bring it down. Do you really not know what it is? I wouldn't even have to apologize.

What was the year? No, let that go, bro. He said it, and I know what it is. I can't. I have to ask. 1978. And it's naked people being spied on. Someone spies on naked people, yeah. And it's a spoof, according to Leonard. And that's a spoof, according to Leonard.

And that's a pretty good clue. Zero names. Whoa! No. Not at all. Why did you say that? Eight names. Oh, okay.

That's a healthy bunch of names, Mark. But you think you already know what the movie is. I know. That's why there's no. I know. Let's go four. He says four. What are you going to do about that, Will?

Disappoint everybody. Dude, you know it. You know all the police academies. Just go for it. It could be one of the police academies. Is it an early police academy film? Man, I have to go three, right? Or ask him to name it.

Yeah, but that confidence is overwhelming. But it's Wahlberg. It's there even when he's wrong. Don't get me wrong. Nobody knows. But I've been sitting so close to it, it's infected me. Go three, dude. You can do it. You know what? He's saying that because he doesn't know it. It's infected me. Go three, dude. You can do it.

You know what? He's saying that because he doesn't know it. I do know it. I'm just telling him. Aerosmith it. Fuck, he knows it. Aerosmith it, bro. Aerosmith. Mark Wahlberg. It's called Living on the Edge. Name that movie. Do you want to just guess without the names?

No, because I might be wrong. And you know what this is called? Suspense. Your four names... Alright, here we go. ...are... James Widows... Mark Metcalf...

Yeah. Kevin Bacon... I know. And James Daughton. Mm-hmm. And the movie's called? Animal House. Full title.

You really want it all? Yes, I do. That's all you're getting. Because if somebody, if we walked into a room right now, you would go, Mark, Animal House is on TV.

No, I'd say the whole name. Oh, you would? If I know the whole name, can I have the point on TV. No, I'd say the whole name. Oh, you would? If I know the whole name, can I have the point? Nuh-uh. Really? Boogers. Because that's where I learned to look. It does also say Animal House right underneath it.

Like, you know, like, also known as. Yeah, like the pina coladas. Wait, how much? Will, your point. Will wins. That's what I'm saying. He has to. Are you kidding me right now?

You don't fucking know it. The movie's called Animal House. Dot. your point. Will wins. That's what I'm saying. He has to. Are you kidding me right now? You don't fucking know it. The movie's called Animal House. Dot. But if it had more words in the title. I get it wrong the other way? Dot com. Wow. Idiot. What was the name of that movie with Chevy Chase and Beverly Dan? National Lampoon's Animal House.

Yeah, that's correct. You really want me to go full boat? Yeah. That's just the production company, bro. That's what the movie was called. If you full boat? That's just the production company, bro. That's what the movie was called. If you look it up alphabetically on movie listing sites, you'll find it under any. This is for the listeners. What?

Jordan knows it. That's some Belushi right there. For free. But also it's fun that Will's on the board and we have an exciting game. Right? Alright. Mark Wahlberg wins.

Give me a halfer. Let's keep going. Give you what? Give me a halfer then. A half a point? Yeah, why not? Okay. That is fair.

Because then if they both get one, I still win. Alright. You have 1.5. Don't worry, Batman Drew. I'll get one for us. I'll get one. Also, you. All right. You have 1.5. Don't worry, Batman Drew. I'll get one for us. I'll get one. Also, you know what?

Not losing the belt this week. I don't need to win. I guarantee you're going to have me back. Let me have his half point. I have people back that don't win all the time. There we go. You don't have to, but to come back next week. Can you come back next week?

Got a lot going on in the Wilburg house. Yeah, Donnie's got my book. Out in the car. Driving around the block. Can I get back to you? Yes. Let's say pencil yes. Okay.

All right, we got to get through this. All right, here we go. So should I give Will a point for that? No. Yes. Are you kidding me right now, Rory Scoville? 1-1-0.

1-1-0. Mark Wahlberg knows my full name. I kind of want Mark Wahlberg to... I'm going home with a win no matter what. Wahlberg knows my last name?

Shut up. That's cool. You want to pretend we're in Dorchester right now? Wait, what? Hmm? All right, Rory gets to start again. Good, good.

Because the same weird thing keeps happening. It's so far helping everyone else. No matter what order we're going in. But then Will will be second this time. And you get to choose between Ivan M. Cohen's suggested Duck Dynasty, which is movies with a duck, or... Wait, Doug, would you really say,

hey, check it out, National Lampoon's Animal House is on TV now? Would you really do that? Because you seem to be like a man that just wants to get to the point. You're right. I'd probably...

I'd probably just say, look what's on, because I don't... Most people can see any two seconds of that movie and know what they're watching. I'm going to be proper and ask one quick question. Just one quick question. Okay. Did I just fuck over George? What does that mean?

Like, what if he really wanted to win and it could have been over for him? Everybody wants to win. Yeah, but he could have. Getting the name of Shithead's almost better than this box full of crap. Guys, get in here. Tyler Perry Presents Medea Goes to Christmas Uncle George. Guys, get in here. Tyler Perry presents Medea Goes to Christmas is on. Medea Goes to Christmas.

Because it's not coming to her. That would be a tagline. Hey, can I have that? That's yours. Told you something would come of this. Duck Dynasty is movies with a duck or Joan Collins. Radio Flyer is movies where Cuba Gooding Jr. flies. And at Affable Mouth suggested My Heart Will Go On,

and that's movies where Leonardo DiCaprio does not die. We did a Mark Wahlberg dies category and I thought you died in The Departed for some crazy reason. Oh, I lived through that shit. So I was wrong and people got mad. It was crazy. No, I'm living. Everybody but you died, right?

I tell you what, you won't be in 20 years. And that rat. You won't be a fucking trooper. That was free. What? I was just dropping lines from the movie. I still have them. Oh, okay. They're all up here. And you did it for free? Yeah was just dropping lines from the movie. I still have them. Oh, okay.

They're all up here. And you did it for free? Yeah, I could do almost any movie. Any movie that you're in? Yep, I still got lines. Oh, interesting. Look at me. I'm talking to a plant right now.

Oh, that's the happening? New game. This is a fun new game. I do like this. Do another one. I do like this. Do another one. I do like this. Do another one. I'm ready to go, Jack.

Boogie Nights. Boom. Oh, shit. More. Your dick was so big in that movie. Yeah. What's another good one? I'm ready to make... Here we go. Ready? Ready to punch that time card. Lone Survivor.

No! You're good at this. We gotta keep going. This is great. This should be one point, right? Sorry, Uncle George. You want to see if I can think of one? Uncle George. Just throw one in when you think of one as we continue the game.

Yeah, we'll do it. All right. All right, so which category do I play, Rory? What was the last one? Leo DiCaprio does not die. Yeah, that one. Yeah, yeah. He does not die in this movie.

It's from 1990. What, you think you're the only guy with a gun? 98? The Departed? You think you're the only guy with a gun? Oh, two guns. You think you're the only guy with a gun? The other guys. You think you're the only guy with a gun?

Somebody out there. Jordan, you got it? No. You think you're the only guy with a gun? That's even in the fucking trailer, bro. Two guns? No. Fear? No. You think you're the only guy with a gun? Yes, this. That's even in the fucking trailer, bro. Two guns? No. Fear? No.

You think you're the only guy with a gun? You don't keep saying it. Oh, okay. That's kind of creeping me out. I heard Huckabees. Last time I checked, you liked when it was repeated. You think you're the only guy with a gun? The guy just yelled out Coen Brothers.

No. Four Brothers. Oh, Four Brothers. It is not Four Brothers. Coen Brothers. Hey, Four Brothers. Oh, Four Brothers. It is not Four Brothers. Coen Brothers. Hey, was that the same guy as before? Three Kings.

Yeah. Wasn't him? Three Kings? Not Three Kings. It's in the fucking trailer, bro. Ten Kings. What? What do you mean?

You're acting like we just saw the trailer yesterday. It's a movie that has to be at least six months old. The Italian job. It's not the Italian job. Oh, bullshit! Bullshit!

It is not Shooter. But I'll tell you this right now. We're making a great list of fucking movies. All Oscar-worthy films. You give up? Oh, uh... Or you want to hold on to it for a future show? I guarantee you

there's one person who's too shy to talk and knows exactly what it is. Who is... What is it? In this audience? The big hit? The big hit?

Hold on. No, I heard her. No? Let that girl talk. Contraband. Contraband. It is contraband. I don't know why we're clapping.

That's one of the worst titles of recent memory. Contraband. Such a weird... Right? Contraband. Get big. 1998. Good year.

Good fucking year. Two stars. What's this category? This is Leo Does Not Die. Don't tell him. Oh, my God. I already know what it is. 1998.

Leonard calls this movie a rambling. He says it's rambling. And he also says that the person who made this movie is coasting the filmmaker. What does that mean? But this movie has nothing much to say. And he lists, woofy, 300 people.

Jesus. Jesus. 29 names. Jesus Christ. If it was 30, I'd know it. I'm going to go seven names. Seven names. Just so you know know I know it

he's right I do believe him this time I really like you know what I don't feel like I've been part of this I feel like I'm dying of cancer

and this is my last wish I assure you cancer is very different wait hold on also there's only 25 names. He just recounted. Can it go back to my turn?

I don't know how I got four more out of that, but it's 29. I mean, 25. It's 25 or 29. Movies where he does not die. So far, Rory's only going to get eight of them. You know what? Huh? Can I change my answer? Sure. Are you serious, bro?

Just do it quickly. One name. Wait, what happened? Somebody remembered his senior year of high school. As soon as you said it was 25 names, I knew it. Well, I don't want to spoil this moment, Rory. Name that movie. You get one name?

Is that what you said? One name. Well, you know who it's going to be. That would be the best. The one name is Karen Duffy. Karen Duffy? Yes. I did not see Karen Duffy coming.

Duffy? Yeah, the Duff was in this. I only had one guess. What do you think it is? I just realized I don't know it. But I have a guess, but I know that it's wrong. So say it. The Beach.

That is incorrect. No shit. Yeah. No shit. This movie was one of Woody Allen's lesser works called Celebrity. And Leo actually runs away with the movie. He's the funniest part in it. He plays himself, I believe, in it.

There you go. More of a Growing Pains fan when it comes to Leo. A lot of spunk. All right, so Will gets a point. Game's over. Game's over. Why is it over? I have one and a point. Game's over. Game's over. Why is it over?

I have one and a half. Oh, so you want to just declare yourself the winner with that? We can do whatever. Will feels like he has cancer. Let's make him feel good. Although, I will say there's a lot of people with cancer making a wish where they spend some time with me. You're not doing too bad, bro.

I believe him. I, for one, believe him. What does it feel to be an integral part of a wasted wish? Don't you ever say, hey, maybe there's something better you should do. You're dying. Oh, yeah. These fucking kids. I tell them, I'm like, I'm really happy you're here.

We've got errands to run this is Donnie if you need anything some sort of bag change or whatever he'll do it but let's go to Gelson's alright alright

I'm sorry I asked I apologize but should we play should we play one more point show's gone way too long apologies to put your hands together and but at least Rory Should we play one more point? The show's gone way too long. Apologies to... Put your hands together.

But at least Rory participated in the strange way. Yeah, unnecessary. You really locked in on the beach, I guess. Why would 25 names... Did that have a big cast? It was him on a beach. No, I'm not good at the game.

So, Mark, you get to go first. I'm going to pick a category to save time. There's no such thing as a desk pop. Nailed it. Oh, that was a line from a movie. National Lampoon's Presents. I was like, what is this?

I'm on sequitur. You told me. You did tell him to do that. from a movie. National Lampoon's presents the other guy. I was like, what is this on the Huns' equator? You told me. What are you talking about? You did tell him to do that. I thought you might say something like, oh, I thought of another one

and then say it, but you just slipped it in there. Yeah. It's nice. Seizure style. Good stuff. But the guy in the audience

knew it. I've never seen the other guys. Really? Strangely enough. Good fucking movie, bro. The category suggested by Sather87 is expired milk,

and this is films where Sean Penn dies. That's great. The year is 1995. Three and a half stars from Mr. Leonard Maltin. He calls this movie Powerful, Son! One name. I don't know. Whose turn is it?

You're going to go first, yeah. Do you want the rest of the information? Do I get this point? If he doesn't get it? And then you know what that means? I still win. We'll challenge you on the last one so he gets to go next. Will can win this thing, I think. Yours to lose, Will. Will challenged you on the last one, so he gets to go next. Good for you. Will can win this thing, I think.

Jesus. It's yours to lose, Will. All right. What do you think? He says he could do it in one name. All right, name that movie. Okay. Will is sitting between two of the biggest bluffers in the history of the game.

I'll tell you the name. Do you want the name? The Beach Wizard. Sure. Why are you understanding this game Do you want the name? The Beach was a good one. Sure. Why are you understanding this game less as we play it? No, because I didn't know... You were on top of it at the beginning.

Dude, here's the deal. I'm a producer. I didn't mean to yell at you. I'm a producer. Put him down, Mark. Put him down. I'm a producer. Things gotta move, right? You say we're low on time. I'm like, do you want to do that? Go ahead. If you want to save the time, which we've now spent talking about this. Peter Sarsgaard. Oh, then I don't know it.

If you had to guess. Peter Skarsgaard. Skarsgaard time? Skarsgaard. Skarsgaard. Peter Skarsgaard. I would have gone with Dead Man Walking. And you'd be right! Who's excited about Mark coming back? Can you come back next week?

Pencil it in. I'll pencil it in. I will not write it in pen. But you did it, man. Hey, as soon as you said powerful, I'm like, I know what movie that is. But you didn't think Peter Sarsgaard was in it?

No, why didn't they go, what's his name, the guy who was about Sean Pentime? Or Susan Sarandon? Because they're at the top. You read it from the bottom. Ah. Do me a favor, listen to the show a couple episodes between now and next Tuesday.

All in all, I think it went great. And then... Not you, not you, not you, me. My time. A couple episodes between now and next Tuesday. All in all, I think it went great. Not you. Not you. Not you. Me. My time.

I Heart Huckabees. Nope. Not you. Not you. Not you. Me. My time. I Heart Huckabees?

Nope. Wait, somebody said Boogie Nights, but you wouldn't do the same movie again, would you? I would not do the same movie again. It is The Fighter. The Fighter! Head body, head body. That might be my favorite of all your films, The Fighter. It's so fucking good.

Yeah. I'm going to tell you something about that. So many women getting these quotes tonight. They know. They know where to look. Wahlberg fans. Here's the deal. Everyone but me.

Nominated for a goddamn Oscar in that movie. I spent nine years trying to make it. I pay the guy it's based on. He's boring in real life. What do you want me to do? I'm sorry I don't get addicted to cocaine and run around for two and a half hours like Christian Bale and then cry in a car in one fucking take.

In one take? He did that? They started singing that song for no reason. Him and Melissa Leo just staring at each other crying. As soon as they shot that, I'm like, I'm out. These two. You still did a great job in that movie. And you have been nominated for an Oscar for other things. That's true.

Plus, I'm not so fucking rich. You really know how to find the silver lining. But not the silver linings playbook. Were you kind of upset that he got Brad Cooper to be in that? Because he seems to use the same actors over and over again. Yeah, I know. That dude's great at not shaving. Yeah, I thought that might be a sore point.

It's okay. Speaking of people that are great at not shaving, Rory Scovel, what are your plugs? I'm going to be in New York City doing shows February 8th, 9th, and 10th. And I'm going to be in Philadelphia doing shows February 13th, 14th, 15th. And then I'm taping my first special

in Charleston on February 21st and 22nd. So if you like my style of stand-up, these would be good opportunities to show some support. I'll try to make it. Great job, great job. Can you pass me your shithead?

And Will's shithead we don't need, because Will... I mean, Donnie. I almost called you Donnie again. Neil told me I only had the one time. You know what? That's your one for next week. Oh, we get one out of the way early

Got a tab That's great, okay So George actually wins all the stuff Yeah Come and get your stuff, George Wait, do we get a plug? I don't get to plug anything? His nickname was Pang, that's funny

Watch Wahlburgers on A&E And Transformers 4 and nine other movies on the end this year. Yeah, you can keep your sign too if you want. What? What's that?

He was first in line today? He got ahead of baseball Jordan? How'd that shit happen? Jordan just let him in the line with him. Let's let these dudes find it out. Head body. Head body. It's real. Pain and gain?

What's that? I thought we were playing the game again. Oh, no. I guess anything you say, we could guess a movie. I'm thinking it might be a movie, yeah. Ted! Ted. Ted. You got it. Ted.

Are you going to do Ted 2? Can you tell us? Are you allowed to talk about Ted 2 yet? His Western looks really good. Are you in that? I'm going to do it. I'm not in that, no. Not even a cameo?

No, we got in a bit of a fight, but we mended it. Oh, yeah? All right. Let's get into that next week. Yeah, let's do it then. Let's do it next week. Hi, I we mended it. Oh, yeah? Alright. Let's get into that next week. Yeah, let's do it then. Let's do it next week. Hi, I heard I could be. Yeah, I do say let's do it next week.

Will Anderson, what say you plug-wise? I'm in San Francisco for Sketchfest this weekend. Oh, right on. I'm doing a thing up there, too. I'll see you running around. That'll be fun. Yeah, so I've got a show with Dave Hill on Thursday night and then a bunch of other shows over the weekend.

Check out that. That'd be cool. Actually, my movie interruption on Saturday sold out, so come see me. I'm going to be one of many guests in a thing called One Star with Tom Lennon and Matt Myra at Cobb's on Saturday night in San Francisco. Come to that. It's going to be a lot of

fun. We'll see you next week. You don't even, you know, and you don't have any projects to plug, right? Yeah, no, I do. Oh, what? I'll be at Sketch Fest this weekend. What are you doing up there?

I'm going to be doing the Set List show. That's crazy. That's where you go out there and you don't know what your jokes are going to be. Make it up. You're not even a stand-up either.

You're just an actor getting thrown into this world. Yeah, that's really amazing you are a great stand up yeah what movie was that from what were you just

putting the mic down no where you where you're lying where what you're not in movies you're what so yeah I'm gonna be doing that

my life that's my life movie thanks you guys thanks Roy Scoville Will Anderson and Mark... Shitheads. What are the shitheads? Marky Mark Wahlberg, and as always...

Oh, sorry. Why am I telling you? What are you, a fucking stage manager? Just got excited. I didn't read it. And as always, no shitheads. No, as always, Hedley Lamar is a shithead, and the person who called Tom Hanks a shithead on last week's episode is a shithead.