Doug Loves Movies - Will Forte, Bob Odenkirk, Scott Aukerman, and Chris Cubas Guest

Episode Date: December 10, 2013

Doug welcomes Will Forte, Bob Odenkirk, Chris Cubas, and returning Leonard Maltin Game winner Scott Aukerman to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers screaming, JVC key seats with 50 ad and popcorn kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies. Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies. This is Doug Loves Movies. That sounds like a bunch of people

that want to go on the Weezer Cruise. Coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday December 10 to Ocean's 13. As promised, I'll be giving away a cabin on the Weezer cruise in February. Let me see your name tags, you guys. I've got to prejudge these name tags.

I knew there would be some good ones tonight. And there are some that I've seen before, but they're very colorful. And now I have a follow-up question for you. Keep them up. keep them up keep them up now everybody that's holding up a name tag you have to swear to me that you are that you have a passport

and that you are over 21 and that you will get yourself somehow to Jacksonville, Florida for the cruise. Those are all important things. I mean, I guess it's transferable. I'm just going to take a name and an email from you

and then have the cruise people get in touch with you. So you could work something out where you give it to a friend or something or give it as a gift or whatever you want to do. As long as a Weezer fan gets to come on this thing, that's the important thing. Okay, now you can put your name tags down.

None of you put them down when I said that, I don't think. Also, if you're under 21, you could go on the cruise if the other person that you're with is over 25. I know. You know, fucking nautical law is crazy it's crazy the shit that goes on out there CineFamily's

doing a 24 hour telethon I wish I could be there you can go to cinefamily.org for details but on December 14th and 15th from 1pm to 1pm they're gonna just do constant fun movie related things and you can

watch the stream somewhere I'm not sure where but cinefamily.org will have that information and guests are going to include my Captain EO co-star Angelica Houston and Bruce Dern and Mike Judge for those three alone just to see them do Q&As

with the CineFamily crowd is going to be super fun. So check that out. I'll be, where am I going to be? I'll be in Denver. Now the corrections department is saying that people did do crack in Layer Cake. So ignore when the corrections department said that they didn't do crack in layer cake.

I think the corrections department's on crack. I'll be at the Irvine Improv doing stand-up for three nights, December 26th, 27th, and 28th. Filling your holiday taint with laughter. Orange County. And then Sacramento Punchline, December 29th and 30th let's look and see what's going on in the prize bag you guys in addition to I mean I can't believe there's more

prizes in addition to the Weezer cruise cabin this is a sweater an ugly sweater that I wore backstage a few minutes ago to record a stand up-up against cancer benefit is coming up. And they said, wear this ugly sweater

and say something about it. And I did. So now I don't need it anymore because it's just an ugly sweater. So congratulations to... I think they might have an ugly sweater night on the Weezer cruise cruise if I'm not mistaken. So wear that and come up to me

and creep me out. And we got a copy of Gateway, Doug. And we got another prize that I was going to be handed to me backstage and then the show started. So we'll hopefully get that out here. But let's get my guests

out here. As you can get my guests out here. As you can see, there's four seats because too many people said yes tonight. And I couldn't say no to any of them. Please welcome returning LMG, Leonard Maltin game winner, Scott Aukerman, along with Chris Cubis, Will Forte, and Bob Odenkirk. Thank you. Let me just get the mic. Let me just get the mic. I just got to pick it up.

Stop hitting it in your forehead. Okay, you got it? That was my head, yeah. Hi, Doug. My plastic head. Hey, that's Scott Aukerman, everybody. He's back. Keep your beer in your mouth.

What's that? Or do you think I'm going to put it? Put a beer away from my water. All right. My water is non-alcoholic, and that thing is trying to get you drunk. Uh-huh. You're a teetotaler now, by the way. Do you have a big announcement? Well, wherever much tea I have, I total it up.

Yep. At the end of the day, if you're at one cup or above, you're a winner. You just got to keep track of your tea. That's all it is. That's that premise. You're right. It's like, what's the total? Four, six, whatever it is.

It doesn't matter. It's just that I have the totals. All right. That's Bob Odenkirk, everybody. totals. Alright, that's Bob Odenkirk, everybody. Speaking of tea, I saw Doug salivating when he heard tea.

Because that was a euphemism for pot back in the 50s. I get it. Doug was like, did I go through a time machine to a great jazz club? Back then you would have loved jazz but secretly you would have hated it but you would have pretended that's really

why you were there. Because I want to hang with that crowd. Is there anything you pretend to like right now? Like Weezer or 311? Paramore also yeah I truly do like those bands

I know you do they're super fun bands and I'm always excited to go on cruises with them do you really? what's the cruise? it's like a little rock festival

headlined by one band and then there's lots of other bands on a cruise ship. So it's like, it takes all the family and old people and kids and all that element out of cruising and it's just fun people. And you've done that? Yeah, a few times. But is it a pot thing?

Anything is a pot thing if you do it right. Yeah, if you're me and you show up, it's a few times. But is it a pot thing? Anything is a pot thing if you do it right. Yeah, if you're me and you show up, it's a pot thing. Oh, I see. That's Thanksgiving. I've been offered, yeah. I've offered it in lots of strange places. But the first 311 cruise that I went on, I would just, walking down the hallway,

if I smelled weed coming out of one of the rooms, I'd just knock on the door, and they would open the door, and I would walk in and smoke with them. Like, every time. They were already playing super high me. It was already on the scene. Nobody turned me away. It was like kind of an adult trick-or-treat where

it's just understood, you know, you gotta smoke this guy out if he comes knocking. I'm the one who knocks, Bob. Yeah. You know, you got to smoke this guy out if he comes knocking. I'm the one who knocks, Bob. Yeah. So, Bob, really quickly, you were in everything that was great this last year.

Like, you had an insane year of being in amazing things. I did. Thank you. Hooray for Hollywood, huh? Spectacular. Now. Yeah. Ass backwards. I'm just kidding. No, you were in that, right? Spectacular now. Yeah. Ass backwards.

I'm just kidding. No, you were in that, right? It's a good movie. Yeah, it's fun, right? Yeah. But there was another one that was like a critically acclaimed Nebraska, of course. Nebraska. But there was another one. How I Met Your Mother.

Breaking Bad. Well, Breaking Bad, of course. The finale was this year. That The finale. Was this here? That was it. Was there another one? You were great in the finale, by the way. I was not in it. Were you bummed, Bob, when you read the script?

You were like, I'm not in this goddamn thing. This ending sucked. That's all I can say. I don't know. I don't know why. It just was lacking. Yeah, why didn't he go and meet you in a diner while some Journey was playing?

It was like the last scene. That could have been cool. I had a big year, and I can't believe it. And I'm so happy with Nebraska. You told me it just won some awards, which makes me really happy. Bruce Dern got noticed by the L.A. film critics and June Squibb, who's amazing.

And Spectacular Now, which I'm glad you noticed it and talked about it. It's a great movie and it came out earlier this year. Yeah, your scene with the young alcoholic. Miles Teller, yeah. You have a couple scenes with him, but there's one scene that's one of the better

somebody getting fired scenes that I've ever seen. I loved doing it. You also had a birthday this year, didn't you? That's a rumor. I will not justify that rumor. This encourages people to think

I age. You brought as something for the prize bag. Those folks who have seen the movie will get what this means. It's hats that say prize winner on them. From Nebraska. From Nebraska, yeah. The saddest hat in the world.

Breaks records for sadness. You don't think it's somebody that won millions of dollars and also got the hat would follow through with wearing the hat? Get Warren Buffett to wear that hat. That's what I'd like to see.

By the way, Will, you're being really quiet. Well, you know, he's... He's just waiting his turn. He's the nicest guy

in this business and we're building up to him. That's right. Chris Cubis is here, everybody. Will doesn't speak before I speak Seeing as no one knows who I am

Yeah yeah Well you of course I thought it would be fun to have you on with Scott Aukerman Because you've had incidents Where people think that you're Reggie Watts I feel bad Walking past that line up front Because I knew people were going to be like oh he's

No sorry Disappointment Just do one thing I don't were going to be like, oh, he's a... No, sorry. Disappointment. Just do one thing. Just go... I don't know how to beatbox. That's a shitty racial stereotype. Not all black people know how to beatbox. I'm just asking you.

You do play basketball, though, right? Make a noise. I get it here. I understand the mistake here, but I had a guy... I was taking the trash out at the bar I work at in Austin or worked at in Austin, like dumping garbage

into a dumpster and somebody ran up to ask me for my autograph and I was like, that's a, you know him because he's famous. You think he's like,

took time off of famous to come bar back at this bar in Austin like for an extra 200 bucks? People have done weirder things. Have they? Weird Al,

for instance. Yeah. Did you get his Christmas card? No, not yet. He's hanging off a cliff and his wife and daughter are just laughing on top of the cliff. Anyway, Chris is the curator of the movie interruption shows at the Kansas City Alamo Draft House. That's right. You just started.

You've done a couple of them there. We did Love Actually last week. Yeah. Which is weird. Was I right about that movie? So many fat jokes. They're constantly making fun of people for being fat. That aren't fat.

That British assistant lady is fucking hot. Yeah, she looks good. And they're all of a sudden like, what kind of gross, what would you even do? Yeah, of course you would. Look at her. Yeah, yeah. You're And they're all of a sudden like, ugh, what kind of gross, would you even do? Yeah, of course you would. Look at her. Yeah, yeah. You're Billy Bob Thornton. You'll do anything.

Who else is in that movie? That is a weird cameo. Billy Bob Thornton is the American president. Yeah. And Hugh Grant, as the prime minister, he shuts him down.

There's a scene where he just gets him to shut up. Who else is in that movie? Liam Neeson. Rick, the sheriff from Walking Dead. Yeah. Keira Knightley.

Mr. Bean is in it. It's every British person and Laura Linney. The guy who did Four Weddings, right? Yeah. The Hobbit's in it, right? I saw his most recent film with Martin Freeman. In time. I saw About Time with Martin Freeman.

Fuck, I always call it In Time. In Calgary, where we're both shooting a show just now called Fargo. And he was like, I have to see it. I know this guy. And I was like, well, we're not sitting in the same row. Because I'm not that gay to go see a romantic-y movie with a guy and sit in the same row. With Watson? I'd hold hands with Watson.

He's adorable. Usually people have a seat in between. hold hands with Watson. He's adorable. Usually people have a seat in between. We were pretending that you were here. And just not talking. And just not speaking. And you blew it. But thank you for being here. Will Forte, everybody.

Sorry. I came from Santa Monica and I apologize. The traffic did not go my way. It doesn't really matter how far away you're coming from. In my opinion, You're on time. Or you're rude. Thank you very much. Gandhi.

It's about time that you got here. And have you seen that film about time? It's romantical. Wait, is that? No, no, no. I'm thinking, is that the Justin? No, that's a mistake I just made. Okay.

I mean, you could think that movie's romantic. I was here. I remember that. Yeah. It was, right? It's sort of romantic. A man has cyphers in it, and they hold hands while they're running. While they're running from the government.

But about time is good, Bob. It's got a lot of good stuff going on in it. I couldn't believe that he caught... Bill Nye is in it as his dad. That guy's great. He's great. And the kid is great. I forget his name, but his dad's a famous actor.

Brendan Gleeson's son. It's Brendan Gleeson's son? Isn't that right? Yeah, and I forget... Jackie Gleeson? Anyways, he's very good. To the moon! And Rachel McAdams, because she'll sign on with anything

where she gets to fuck a time traveler. Oh, yeah? It's happened three times now. Back to the future four. Yeah. Yeah, she should do that. We were talking about Nebraska while you were gone, Will, or while you were not here yet.

And congratulations on all the awards and stuff. Thank you very much. Oh, man. Thank you. I heard the movie just won some more awards at this LA Film Critics thing that Bruce and June got some. Oh, yeah, Bruce and June got some awards. And you won National Board of Review.

For the listener, Will and Bob are stroking each other's cocks right now. Do you like it here at the tip? How's your tip doing? And for those of you that are here, you know what's happening. We don't need to explain it. You have eyes. What happened

when you won the National Board of Review? Did you just get a phone call? Were you at a place? I was... Racetrack? I was doing a recording for a charity album, because I support charity. Sure.

And I had done Conan the night before and told this story about biting my fingernails off and putting them in my agent's mouth. And it's a long story, but it somehow is a good luck thing. So I thought that it was, I thought he was calling to give me shit about telling the story on television, but it was Ron and Albert called to say that I got that award. It was very, very exciting. Do you know what you'll get?

Do you get like a cup with like Canadian coins in it? I don't know. I have no idea. I think it's just a board. It's just a wooden board? Yeah. Do they etch into it? The National Board of Reviews.

Your name? Yeah. Are you supposed to like karate kick it? Could be a cutting board maybe? Yeah. Put some wine, put some cheese on there? I don't know. Will you come back sometime and let us know what it was?

I'll bring the board. That'll be sweet. I think you also won an award for the movie where the word dad is said the most. Oh, yeah. I am very aware of that. You have a hard time getting your dad's attention. He's hard of hearing. He's hard of hearing. Yeah, he also doesn't want to look at you.

Dad! Dad! It's a lot of that. National Board of Review, ladies and gentlemen. No amazing performance when they see one. It's very real. You guys were good playing brothers, too. That was fun. It was really fun. I guys were good playing brothers, too. That was fun.

It was really fun. I smell a spinoff. Everything that you do now, Bob, you need a spinoff? Is that what this is about? Everything I do, I smell a spinoff. Are you sure it's not just burnt toast and you're having a stroke? What was your name in Nebraska? Jerry Nebraska.

Ross. My character is Ross Grant. Don't boss Ross. Can you imagine me hounding Alexander Payne? Come on! God damn it! Where are you going to be tomorrow?

I just want to say hi. I just want to see how you're doing. in her pain. Come on! God damn it! Where are you going to be tomorrow? Where are you going to be? I just want to say hi. I just want to see how you're doing. Hey, what about Don't Boss Ross? You don't have to use the title, but the idea of it. Think, you know, because he's the boss in this. You know, but Don't Boss Ross, it's you're flipping it. Come on, Alexander. You've never

done it. Never been done. NBD. That's the rule. You've got to do it if it's never been done. That's the Hollywood rule, right? When does Better Call Saul start? The shooting starts in May. What? Yeah. Have you written a script yet, Bob?

No, they just started writing. Have you told them how you want to play everything? Oh, my God. I gave them so many. I gave them riders and rules and things. Did you give them the 12 rules of Saul? 12, yeah. I wish I could get it down to 12.

But always gets laid, never gets shot. I'm sorry, never dies. Has to, if anyone punches him, it has to hurt their fist more than his face. I think when your name is in the title of the show, the never dies thing is really not something you need to worry about. Unless the third season takes place in heaven.

I don't know. Valerie's family. It's a sad example. The saddest example ever. The Hogan's. Now, Chris Cubis brought for the prize bag a lovely birthday card and a

$20 bill. Hey, I couldn't get changed, so whoever wins owes me ten bucks. I had a cab to take. And then the next movie interruption you're doing there in Kansas City is Friday? Friday we're doing Lethal Weapon.

Lethal Weapon. It'd be good to see Danny Glover interacting with him before he knew what a psycho racist he was. And just sort of play it as that. You know what I mean? Wait, how does this go? You're a racist.

I'm too old for this pack of... What happened to the movie Interruption? How does it go? Where, you know, me and my friends sit in the front row with microphones and... Do you stop the movie? No.

Just pile through. We just improvise everything. That's great. Scott's done it a bunch of times. So you should do it, Bob. Remember David and I did it with the Steven Seagal movie on Deadly Ground. I don't remember.

You're saying that like I was there. Or what? Should I look in the history books? But you're not substituting dialogue. You're just commenting. Just the kind of shit you'd say sitting around with your friends watching a movie that's of varying quality. We've shown some decent movies.

We also showed Gothica two weeks ago. Oh, god damn it. Yeah, Doug and I did Gothica. So strange. I've got to say, Chris is a really funny stand-up for those listening. Thank you. I saw you in Austin. You were hilarious. Cheers. listening. Thank you. I appreciate that. I saw you in Austin.

You were hilarious. No, cheers. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. I don't... I'm out here doing... Yeah, I don't know. Fucking Doug got me too stoked.

What's happening? My brain just shut down. You were looking at me like I was supposed to do something. I'm not used to getting compliments, so it took me by surprise.

Hey, fuck you, man. Scott brought a CD that is not of his own work. These are really hard to get, though. He brought the six most important sets in the history of stand-up feature. That's Matt Besser's CD. Yeah, you can't find those anywhere. Especially not in the lobby. Walking in here.

What is it? Well, they call them CDs now, Bob. It used to be vinyl. Walking in here. What is it? It's sick. Well, they call them CDs now, Bob. It used to be vinyl. It was short for compact discs. Because these discs were more compact than a record. I had no idea. I don't.

So it's like a tiny record. In a lot of ways, it is. Have you been to the cinema lately, Scott Aukerman? I saw Nebraska, and I loved. I told you guys that. That was fantastic. I saw the Woof of Wolf Street. And I feel like I saw something the next day, too. I had a one-two punch

of something that's coming out. Oh, you saw Her? Yeah, I saw Her. I love Her. Her is great. It's really, really interesting. Yeah, I'm excited. And The Wolf of Wall Street, we were talking about it backstage.

It's like, it's Goodfellas. Exactly. Like, every scene is Goodfellas. But in a great way. In a great way. Like, I've wanted to see Goodfellas in another movie just like it for the past 20 years.

Keep making movies like that. What are you fucking around with Hugo for? Greatfellas, another movie just like it, for the past 20 years. Keep making movies like that. What are you fucking around with Hugh Grant for? Great Fellas, exactly. That may be better, fellas. That's another spinoff for Bob. Great Fellas! Come on! No, I just smell a toast.

Wait, can I go back to that? So you really do smell toast? Yes, anytime you ever smell toast, you should call 911. It's a stroke. Because toast is odorless. I don't know if you know that, Will. Is there also something for smelling bacon? Yes.

That's if you call 911, but on the police side. GTK. Good to know. Ask for the police extension. Yeah, what's the ask for the police extension yeah what's the extension for the police hello 911 I want to smell bacon

they'll still come I cannot afford bacon what about Walter Mitty Scott uh it's good yeah that's what Chris Hardwick said about the incredible Burt Wonderstone. I like Burt Wonderstone. See that the voice goes up when you're lying.

I do like Burt Wonderstone. I thought that was funny. I have weird tastes in comedies. Anything makes me laugh. Oh, thanks for that compliment before then, Scott. Appreciate it. Wait a second. You liked Burt Wonderstone. It's not Mr. Show.

No, I know. Sorry. I haven't seen it, but I mean, I've seen a little moments of it. It looks like a disaster. It's a bit of a misfire but then it's only just seen one well intended though it's not fair

all the people in it are good yeah everyone's good it made me laugh like you know I don't think if anything doesn't work all the way through it should be vilified like it's the worst piece of shit

it's just like yeah it tried especially comedies right yeah you know if scenes are funny it's like we're seeing the end is really really funny and there's funny and I think Jim Carrey is really funny in it you know, there's... If scenes are funny, it's like, we're seeing. The end is really, really funny, and there's funny...

And I think Jim Carrey is really funny in it. You know, there's a movie that people adore that I think a lot of it doesn't work, and it's The Big Lebowski. Mm-hmm. I feel like... I love it. It's a mixed bag.

I love it. Once you know all the ingredients, you can enjoy the parts that you enjoy. But the parts that don't work really don't work. I think it's great on a second viewing because you're no longer thinking about the plot. You know the plot isn't going to go anywhere and you just enjoy it scene to scene.

You know what I mean? But when I saw it the first time, I was very frustrated by a plot that was not working for me. Yeah. And then the last time I saw it, I was just like, ah, he's so funny. Right.

You stop. And that's true of a lot of comedies, I think, where you can really enjoy parts of them, and it doesn't matter. Yeah. Yeah, and that movie's great in that pretty much every scene for the first 20, 30 minutes of the movie introduces a new hilarious character.

There's lots of funny characters, and they keep popping up and doing weird shit. But if you're wondering where it's going to go, you sort of feel unmoored. Yeah. Once you start having musical dream sequences, you should pretty much give up on the fact that it's going to be

coherent. Right. What about you, Chris? Did I ask you, Bob, if you've seen anything lately? I did see... I saw Dallas Buyers Club. My mom, by the way, I saw her over Thanksgiving, and I was showing her screeners.

I was like, do you want to take any of these back home with you to Arizona? And she looks at Dallas Buyers Club and goes, what is this? I go, it's the one where Matthew McConaughey, he gets HIV positive. And she goes, oh, no, if your dad wouldn't watch Tom Hanks get AIDS, he's not going to watch this guy. As it turns out, though, he'd probably relate to the McConaughey character more because he's very much against. Like, he probably didn't see or like Philadelphia.

That sort of... They should have had that character in the movie see or like Philadelphia. They should have had that character in the movie, go see Philadelphia. And then ask for his money back. It was really well played. McConaughey is amazing. He's so good at it. Jared Leto is really good.

Jared Leto. Unreal, those guys. In Wolf of Wall Street, do you think McConaughey... He hadn't gained the weight back yet. Yeah, yeah. He looks weird. Because Kulop came out of it saying, he's really slimmed down. He looks good.

I was like, you haven't seen Dallas Buyers Club yet. No, because on that new HBO series, he looks pretty normal again. Normal in the sense of amazing muscles and sculpted bronze gorgeousness. Yeah. I don't know why he lost the weight for that movie. I would have believed a guy with AIDS that just looks like Matthew McConaughey always does.

It's so dangerous how much weight he lost, though. It's scary. Scary. Yeah. Chris, what about you? I saw Out of the Furnace that Christian Bale... Was it good? It's like... I mean, really,

it's good. Everyone in it is really good. Woody Harrelson is really good. Everybody in it is really good, but by the end of the movie, you're like, oh, that was a movie. Like, nothing... You don't go anywhere. Nothing really happens, so it's hard to say. Oh, so you don't even get out of the furnace? Christian Bale, Woody Harrelson's crazy in the entire thing, and Christian Bale is

just waiting for him to go crazy the whole time, but he never does, so it's kind of like cock blocking in a way. I don't know how your cock works, but my cock only gets hard when Christian Bale goes crazy, so it got weird. You just watched that footage from the Terminator set?

That's all, I just watch YouTube videos over and over again. Get the fuck out of my shot. And I saw Catching Fire. But people dress up to that movie? No. People, opening night, people dressed up like the people from the Capitol or whatever, like the crazy. Sure. I saw a guy in the lobby, and he's like looking at the theaters where I work, and he's looking around trying to think.

I was like, oh, it's in this theater right here. He's all dressed up. I thought, except he's like, no, I'm going to see Thor 2 or whatever. He's just a douchebag with that kind of beard. He just had a weird stripy beard. Your beard would fit in the Hunger Games. In the woods? Not in the Capitol.

They got nice trimmed. Oh, yeah, they are trimmed up nice. But that one guy with the really crazy beard from the first movie, he's out. Now it's Philip Seymour Hoffman. Yeah. Are we just going to talk? Hunger Games canon now? My daughter wants to see that movie.

Do you just drop your daughter off at theaters and go, have a ball, honey! See you in seven hours. She's 19. I do not do that. You seem to take offense at that. I don't want to. At the intimation that you're a bad dad.

You're irritated right now. I'm trying to win a mug. And it is the number one dad mug. I'm sorry. All I got to do is hang in there another two years, and I think I get it You can put your mug on his board And we're all back

Every time we go to the farmer's market I show the kids Look at the mugs kids Let's go to the mug store I just want to see what they have I don't really Dad you always go to this corner You just stand there I don't know... Dad, you always go to this corner. You just stand there.

I don't know. I just... I don't know. Mugs are good, you know? Good way to tell where you stand in life. Anyways. Will, what have you seen lately? Anything?

I saw Captain Phillips. Oh, nice one. I really enjoyed that. And I saw Blue Jasmine last one. I really enjoyed that. And I saw Blue Jasmine last night and really enjoyed that. That's good. Yeah. Really good. And I saw Dallas Buyers Club as well recently and enjoyed that.

I've been enjoying a lot of movies. I saw All Is Lost and was blown away by it. Oh, I haven't seen it yet. Is that the Robert Redford one? Yeah, Redford. and was blown away by it. Oh, I haven't seen it yet. Is that the Robert Redford one? Yeah, Redford.

And I highly recommend you see it in a theater because it's out in the ocean and it's really well shot. It's like there's no dialogue in it, right? But this guy, this director did an amazing job because he's just a guy trying to stay alive, but he just makes it really gripping and totally keeps you involved

the whole time. You never get bored or waver. You're just like right with this guy. Is Robert Redford awesome in it? He's fantastic. I don't think I've ever liked him that much as in this movie. And I think I'm going to like DiCaprio for the first time in Wolf of Wall Street. Sounds like he's awesome.

Do you like him in What's Eating Gilbert Grape? Yeah, he was good in that. And by the way, I heard it's the best thing he's done since Gilbert Grape. But that's a long time to hold it back. Titanic? He's good in that.

He's got the big ship, though. Kicking ass. It's hard to show up that ship. Never act with a ship. You know that, right? That is an old-as-fucking-rule. People are constantly watching. When's the ship going to sink?

I love the ship. There's actors up here. Hello. But people are just ship crazy. Their eyes are just on the ship. Well, speaking of ships, someone tonight is going to win a cabin for two on the Weezer cruise.

Kick ass. That's amazing. And I'm going to come knocking on your door, whoever the winner is. What the hell is the Weezer cruise? Did we go over this? Not ten minutes ago? I remember vaguely

the conversation about specialty cruises, and I even read the article about it in the New York Times a year and a half ago. But tell me who's on the Weezer cruise. That's what I'm saying. Oh, you mean like Weezer will be there? Like is Doug Benson there performing? Yeah, I'll be there. The Weezer group?

Who else? Financial advice, the Weezer group. Adam Devine from Workaholics is going to be there. The Weezer Group. Who else? Financial advice, the Weezer Group. Adam Devine from Workaholics is going to be there. And then a bunch of other bands. There have to be other bands, right? Yeah, a bunch of other bands. The last Weezer Cruise I went on, I became friends with and really like a band that I've been following ever since

that I'd never heard of before the Weezer Cruise called Sleeper Agent. They're really good. Wow. Cool. We gotta play a game, you guys. Does anybody ender for games? Because we gotta give away this cruise. And Will, what

happened is, everybody, we'll talk you through this game. I know you might not be familiar with what's going on. Bob looks so scared. So people made, you know, that guy's trying to suck up to Scott Aukerman with whatever he's got. But what you do is you just go out into the audience

and pick the name tag that speaks to you or you think they did the best job or whatever, anyone you want. Each of us? Yeah, just each of you go grab one, and then bring it back to your seat. The person you want to play for. Generally, like, the most creative

or whatever. And while they do that, we'll do this. We'll be right back. Alright, we're back. Who are you playing for, Will? Now I gotta win? God damn it. I am playing for Ben, who, uh, gotta win? God damn it. I am playing for Ben, who, his movie is Children of Ben.

Children of Ben. Yeah. What is your name? So it's kind of like, it was a really close one between that and Blake Placid.

But that would have been a good, Children of Ben would have been a good title for Delivery Man. If his character's name was Ben.

Delivery Ben. Or Meet the Little Fockers. Chris, who are you playing for? Melissa, I think this says. Is it Melissa? Yeah, yeah. Looks like a W there. She made your face on a pillow and there's a wreath. That's an actual wreath, so it's stabbing me as we speak. I'm not taking it away from me as we speak. I'm not

taking it away from my balls, Doug. I'm not going to do it. Can you hang it on the front of the table or something? We'll find out. Let's see if that'll work. That's not going to work. Shit out of you. People are... I love how people are sad about a pillow falling to the ground

like it's a fucking American flag or some shit. No! Who are you playing for, Bob? Megan is her name, and I have her helmet that she wears in roller derby, and the helmet has a name on it, like her roller derby name,

Bell Scorcho. Bell Scorcho, which is a Weez roller derby name, Belle Scorcho. Belle Scorcho, which is a Weezer song, right? Belle Scorcho, that's good. Nice selection, Bob. I figured since she didn't just make something for tonight, she actually lives with this appreciation of Weezer all the time. She's always trying to win the cruise. Wherever she is, when she's wearing it she's

hoping someone goes we need your helmet for a contest to get on that cruise you know I mean I know exactly I'm on to you yes Scott who you played for Matt he He made a sign that's Yeah, don't read the Everybody gets to name a shithead if they lose tonight And that's what that is On top of the Matt sign You excited, Matt? Yes All right, well, good luck to everybody

You know, anybody could win tonight In a four-man game, anything could happen. We're going to start with Scott Aukerman, because he's a returning winner from a couple weeks ago. I had you skip the most obnoxious guest episode. Thank you. I appreciate that. You're welcome. And you get to pick the first category.

Here we go. Let's do it. Celebrating a birthday today, Ken Branagh. Kenneth. Oh, yeah, Kenneth. Yes. That guy. So the films of

Kenneth Branagh. Meaning starred in and directed? It could be directed, but it's probably not Thor Hamlet. Okay. So yeah, so that dude. And then your next option is Life Takes Visa,

and that's movies where someone gets deported. And your third option, as suggested on Twitter by at Drew Robbs, R-O-B-Z, is The Lone Arranger. And that's movies that have a florist in them. I'll go Lone Arranger. All right.

2010 is the year. This movie that has some sort of florist in it two stars from Leonard he calls this movie oh boy he says the director appears in it unbilled

so that's pretty sneaky and he also calls this movie a pastiche. And he lists 22 names? I think that's how many there are. Oh boy. Doug, I can name this in zero names. Okay.

Yeah, so he's coming out of the gate strong, Bob. I don't know what that is, too. You know what the movie is, you think? Yeah, I know what it is. All right, so here's what you can do. If you think you know it, and you think you know who the top-billed person in the movie is. 2010, you said.

Yeah, yeah. You can say negative one names, and all you got to do is name the movie and the top-ed person in the movie is. 2010, you said. Yeah, yeah. You can say negative one names. And all you gotta do is name the movie and the top billed person. But if you don't think you could do that, then you should challenge Scott to name that movie. All right, I challenge you. Oh, okay.

I mean, I think I know what it is, but... Wait. Do you think you know who the top billed person is in it? I think I do. Can I say what I... So say negative one. Negative one. Nice.

And now what do I do? Sound like you mean it. And you're going to have to name the movie and the top-billed performer in that movie. And then you'll win the point. If I challenge him? Huh? Oh, that's right.

Right? Because it goes to Chris now. Because I could go negative two. Chris could go deeper, yeah. But I don't know what the word pastiche means. So Bob Odenkirk, name that movie, please. Alright, so Bob has to name it and the lead performer. If I don't get this right, what happens to me?

Nothing will happen to you. Scott will get a point. No, Chris does. Oh, Chris will get the point, yeah. Unfortunately. Yeah, that is get the point, yeah. Unfortunately. Yeah, that is a sad turn of events. So I can't hurt Scott in any way right now. I can't punch him.

Not really, no. It'll emotionally hurt if I get the point. You hurt him when you didn't ask him to name it, because he knows what it is. It is 2010, you say? Mm-hmm. This is killing me. Is it New Year's Eve?

No. You idiot. With Ashton Kutcher? No. Wrong title. It was Valentine's Day and Ashton Kutcher. No. Wrong title. It was Valentine's Day and Ashton Kutcher was the number one top bill person.

Fucking hell. But I get your confusion because on New Year's Eve is when you send flowers to whoever you love. No, but they made another one, right? They did New Year's, right? Yeah.

You were definitely on the right track. And they did Valentine's Day. It was one of those two. I couldn't remember. Come on. Who can remember which one of those fucking things came out? Ashton was in both, I think. I think so.

So the other one came out then in 2012. Two years later. Yeah, something like that. Because that first one was such a smash. And then with New Year's Eve, it didn't work out quite as well. The people didn't go to a New Year's Eve movie. Did you just say your catchphrase?

Yes, I did. Always weaving it in. I'm interrupting New Year's Eve at CineFamily on next Monday, I did. Always weaving it in. I'm interrupting New Year's Eve at CineFamily on next Monday, I believe. Why don't you wait until New Year's Eve? Because then I'm going to do a movie called December 16th. Thanks for setting me up for that one, Scott.

No problem. All right, so Will, do you think you understand what's going on with this game? I think so. Because we're finally gonna put you in play. Okay. You get to go first. The order changes, so then it's gonna come to Chris. And you get to pick a category. The late, great Michael Clark

Duncan would be celebrating a birthday today if he was still with us. Or maybe they still have birthdays wherever he is. But the films of Michael Clarke Duncan, you know who that is, right? Yes, I do. Okay, cool. And then, oh, this is fun.

This is fun. This category came up now. Walter Whiteys. And that's movies that have a dealer in their underwear. It's happened in motion pictures, too, in addition to Breaking Bad. And then, this is a fun one for this time of year. At MLC Lanny suggested White Christmas.

And of course, that's movies that have Nazis in them. Which one of those would you like to play, Will? I would like to play Michael Clark Duncan. Dealers in their underwear. I'm going to try two Michael Clark Duncan movies. Oh!

I'm hoping. So you may, it might be right in your wheelhouse. Two stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie. That. I'm hoping. So you may, it might be right in your wheelhouse. Two stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie. That takes both

movies out. One, because you're thinking of a couple classics. But you know, I think one maybe got more stars than

that. Just Leonard's opinion. Okay. Well, this is from 2006. I don't know. Leonard says,

Leonard calls this movie broad and he also says that various celebrities appear as themselves in this movie and the year is 2006 and he names 14 names

Does Tom Hanks play himself in the Green Mile? Is that cheating to ask? He did in Philadelphia, according to my mom. But here's what you do. Since you're first and you're unsure of what it might be, you can just bid 14 names, which means if you were challenged, you get to hear all the names.

I'll bid eight names. Oh, okay. Took a big bite out of it. I recommended 14. He's like, I'll go eight. I like it. Big dick. Do it. Oh, shit. Do it.

I thought then somebody else said it. I was kidding. I'm going to go seven. He's? No, no, you don't. I'm going to go seven. I'm going to go seven. He's going to say seven. Wait, I don't know what we're promising here. We're promising that we can name this many names from this film? If he reads all the names.

He'll read that many names from the bottom of the cast list. Oh, before you know the name of it? Oh, it starts from the bottom. It starts from the bottom. Okay, okay. Before you guess what the name is. I'll go four. Oh.

That's fancy big. I'll say name that movie, Bob. All right. Michael Clarke Duncan, 2004. Yeah, he's in it for sure. 2006. He may not be one of the four at the bottom, but he's in it. The four names at the bottom of the cast list out of 14 are Rob Riggle,

Pat Hingle, Dave Koechner, and Greg German. Greg German. He's a character actor. He's very good. He is very good, but I think it's German, isn't it? No. No, it isn't. That's how I say it,

so that's how it should be. It's not. Jesus. German? Yeah. Okay, man. I don't know. You have no idea?

I have no clue. It's a silly saga, according to Leonard. Does somebody else get another try? No, I win. That was it. Scott gets the point. And the motion picture is called Talladega Nights. The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

And Scott's on the board. Apologies to put your hands together. We're going to get this thing done as soon as possible and give away this cruise. Sorry, Megan. Where do we start? What happened? Scott challenged

I got the point I challenged Bob Because you challenged Bob So that means we start with Will and go to Scott Okay Yeah Will Still have no idea how this game is played

Too old for this shit That's movies where someone dies in or near a bathroom. Radio Flyer. That's movies where Cuba Gooding flies. And Read It and Weep. And that's foreign Tear Jerkers. I will do the too old for this shit. All right, you get to pick a year.

Would you like a movie where someone dies in or near a bathroom from, let's see, 1960 or 1993 or 1998? 1993, please. Okay. Three and a half stars from Leonard Maltin for this movie from 1993 that he says it involves a billionaire and doesn't say anything about whether his wife is there or not. Movie star?

And the rest? It doesn't say. It doesn't say. It says that the story of this movie can't bear close scrutiny. So yeah. Meow, Leonard. Leonard went after it

and he says it won three Oscars. He's just reporting. Someone dies in or near a bathroom, and Leonard lists 11 names. So how many names do you think it would take? So there is a billionaire in this, and this is the main thing about the movie, or is this like a peripheral storyline involving a billionaire? Am I allowed to know that? Well, if Leonard says it's about a billionaire,

he's definitely kind of the middle of the story. I will... You said 11 names? Mm-hmm. I'll do 11 names. Yeah, see, now you're getting it. Now you're on this. I'll do 10 names. Yeah, see, now you're getting it. Now you're on this. I'll do 10 names.

Bob? I'll do 8 names. Now I feel like a dick if I don't say 7, but I also feel like Bob might not get it in 8. Go with your heart, man. Fuck, it's 7. Let's do this. I'm going to say 6. It's exciting. It's exciting. I'm going to say name that. Let's do this. I'm going to say six. Aw, what the hell was that?

It's exciting. It's exciting. I'm going to say name that movie, Will. Okay, I'm going to try to. All right. Somebody dies in or near a bathroom. Three and a half stars. 1993.

There's a billionaire in it. Cha-ching. Story can't. Shitting in a cash register? The story. There's a billionaire shitting in a cash register he's a billionaire shitting can't bear gotta keep it somewhere gotta take it with you

can't bear close scrutiny won three Oscars and your six names is that what he said are Wayne Knight Samuel L. Jackson, Ariana Richards, Joseph Mazzello,

B.D. Wong, and Martin Ferrero. Ferrero. And this was a three and a half star creation. Matt! You're going to the Weezer Cruise I'm still gonna name a movie

so who knows maybe I get lucky Wayne Knight I get lucky okay I will say Jurassic Park fuck Wayne Knight. I feel lucky. Okay, I will say Jurassic Park. Fuck! Fuck! Will Forte is on the board.

He is. Yeah, fuck you, Matt. Man. Tremendous. National Board of fucking Review, dude. Sorry. I'm sorry, Mr. Forte. I'm sorry. Forte. I'm sorry.

Alright. So Scott challenged Will. Sorry for the premature celebration. Celebration, Matt. So that means that we're going to start with Bob and go to Scott. Right?

Bob, would you like Mauled to Death? That's movies that feature Gretchen Maul or take place in a mall. Anywhere they intersect at all? Rushmore, and that's movies that have Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln,

or Roosevelt in them as a character, not the real people. And Inconceivable! And that, of course, is movies that have infertile women

in them. I'll go with the Ma one. The Ma to Death? Ma to Death. Okay. The year is 1978. Three and a half stars from Leonard. He's loving everything.

Three and a half stars from Leonard. He's loving everything. He calls this movie metaphorically rich. He also says... Where? Car wash. No pre-guessing, sir. Followed by a sequel, he says.

That's a good clue. 78 is the year. 78 and there was a sequel. Five names. There's only five names in it? Yeah. And it's not Mallrats. Gretchen Mall. It takes place in a mall it's not Mallrats. Gretchen Mall.

It takes place in a mall. Mallrats was a few years later. I think that was like 81. I know, I know, I know. 78 is what we're talking about. So you probably want to bid five names, I would guess. I'm already seeing the unfortunate handwriting on the wall here of what's going to happen. 78, is that?

It's the one after 77. What's happening? I'm going to say two names. Okay. Doug, I can name it in zero names. Oh, shit. Okay. Doug, I can name it in zero names. Oh, shit. Does it go to... It goes to Will.

It goes to Will now, yeah, yeah. And, uh... Will, do you think you have an idea what this movie is? No. So, yes, unfortunately you're forced to just say, name that movie Scott Ackerman and hope that he gets it wrong. 1978, in a mall, sequel.

You got it. Name that movie. Doug, is it Dawn of the Dead? It is. Matt, you are going to the Weezer Cruise. That was... That was a spectacular game. Oh, no, Chris has a Dawn of the Dead tattoo.

It's fucking my favorite movie of all time. I have the logo tattooed on the back of my leg. Did you know any of the actors? Ken Foray. I kind of started naming names. Yeah, that's a tough one. Tough one to know names. The top-billed dude's name is David M.G.

M.G. Yeah. Of the MGMs? Matt, you want to come and give me your email address and your full name and your social security number? So now what happens? We read these angry notes. Oh, look at that.

I have some detail cards. Matt? Hey, I might have a car, you son of a bitch. I don't. Hi, Matt. Congratulations, man. Here, take me. You get the prize bag. Matt immediately got on the stage and started handing out business cards

if you're listening. Matt, I'm sorry. I picked you. You're still good to go. Congrats. Would you do it if I wanted to get some detailing done on a rental car that I have right now? Do you think anyone would mind if we just cleaned it up a little bit?

Made it nice? Alright, sit down. Congratulations, dude. Yeah. I hope I don't lose this card. But you know how to read. You're on Twitter, right, Matt? No.

No. Too busy detailing. Yeah. Can't afford 140 characters. Do we read his shithead or? What's that? Because he won? Do we read his shithead? What's that? Because he won? Do we read his shithead?

No, he doesn't get that. I'm going to read it myself. He doesn't get that consolation prize. And Chris's doesn't have a... Oh, this is it? Okay. And Bob, does your helmet have a shithead on it somewhere? Oh, okay.

So who's left out? Will's. Oh, Will's. We need somebody for Will. Scott, what do you got to plug? Comedy Bang Bang season finale is coming. When does this come out?

Now-ish, tonight. Now-ish, okay. So we have two more episodes left before the end of the year. A really cool one this Friday with Kobe Smulders. That's a really cool episode, I think. And then our Christmas episode

with Zach Galifianakis as Santa. Our big Christmas holiday episode. And then we're back in spring. Yay! Yahoo! Bob, what's going on with you? After you watch Bang Bang, watch The Birthday Boys.

Yeah! Really funny sketch show on IFC. And please go see Nebraska in theaters now. Yeah, that's it. Oh, DVD box set of Breaking Bad came out. Of all the whole thing. Everything. You can get it all. Chris Cubis, Friday nights, Alamo Draft House in Kansas City, Missouri.

Kansas City, Canada? Yeah, no, Missouri. Come out to that. Watch Southland on TNT. I'm not in that or anything. Just more people should watch that show. It's better than people give it credit for. It's pretty, it gets some credit.

People seem to like it. Will? I'm going to double up and say Nebraska, please. And go see Captain Phillips. I just saw it. It's really good. I heard you enjoyed yourself. Buy a ticket for Nebraska and then sneak into Captain Phillips.

In fact, from now on, every movie you go to, buy a ticket to Nebraska and sneak into the other movies. Yes. Yeah. Let's get those numbers up. MacGruber 2, is it happening? every movie you go to, buy a ticket to Nebraska and sneak into the other movies. Yes. Let's get those numbers up. MacGruber 2, is it happening? We hope. At some point. Way down the line.

No, no, no. You're writing the script now. We are. We are writing the script. And it's about to happen. And it's about to happen, yeah. Alright. The more you say it, it comes true. I'll be at the Orlando Improv And it's about to happen, yeah. All right. The more you say it, it comes true. I'll be at the Orlando Improv January 4th and 5th.

And thanks to all of my guests. Thank you guys for being here, for bringing awesome name tags. And I'll see Matt on the Weezer cruise. I can't wait to hear all of his stories from the world of detailing. Just hanging out on a boat. And as always, Matt Sharp leaving Weezer

is a shithead. So, I made this into a political thing. I don't know which one I like better out of these two. Not even getting

a consolation prize is a shithead. Yeah, that guy's upset. And I don't know why, I guess I agree. Standardized testing is a shithead. Now it's time for us to talk about your coffee. Guys, the world is viewing how it makes it funny. There's no room in his heart for you. The Doug loves movies. He hides a bolded view and prowess makes him foggy. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies.