Doug Loves Movies - Yourgo Artsitas, Amy Miller and Chad Opitz guest
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Hey everybody, I'm just going to tell you now so you don't have to correct me later
that in one of the games in this episode, Chad Opitz is actually right regarding the
Psycho movies and he deserved the point, but we'll have him back on the show soon or maybe
he wins anyway.
Let's find out together, shall we?
Enjoy the show.
Doug hates candy wrappers screening baby sticky seeds
with 50 as in Huff or Kirtles in his teeth.
There's still not one that he won't see
but Doug loves movies.
We won't see a Doug Love Movies! Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.
This is Doug Love Movies!
Very nice. Coming to you once again, save your cacaws for a minute for now, coming to you once again
from the lab at the improv in West Hollywood, California!
Nice!
It's Tuesday, October 15th.
Sorry listeners, you won't hear this for a few days because we put out new apps every week on Monday, 2024, and I brought a beautiful
bag of prize stuff. It was sent to me or it was given to me by Paramount Plus to promote
their Motion Picture Apartment 7A. It takes place in the Bramford building.
And so this bag says Bramford Building on the side of it.
It's a very lovely tote, and if you're seen walking around with it,
people will think you live in a fancy building,
like the one in Only Murders in the building.
Inside the bag, I've got several items that are for promoting the movie,
Apartment 7A.
A little pillow that says in the grand scheme of things,
it's better than dead.
Very cute little pillow.
A ridiculously small pillow.
And then they also gave me a big cookie that says the Bramford.
It's like a hotel made in the shape of a cookie
in the shape of the hotel. So that's pretty weird.
And then a popcorn, a plastic part popcorn bucket that's like reusable or whatever.
And then I put inside of that a Doug Benson pin, a Douglas Mo Douglas movies pin, a blood relatives keychain, and a, this is like a
hotel room keychain for the, again for apartment 7A.
And check this out, this is so scary.
And in the box that they sent me was this door.
And then when you open this, it's like spring load and let's see what
happens when I just open it right here. Oh!
This little skull face is supposed to pop out at you but it's so like if you
did it to an individual I think they they'd be pretty scared by it.
Like, I'll do it for you.
Oh, what is this?
Oh!
See, that really jumps out.
So that's a fun thing just to own in general.
And also included in the prize bag, and actually I'll just have to talk to you after the show
and make sure I have your information. Two tickets to the next Benson movie interruption and a Dianese typewriter on November 11th
at 7.30pm.
So all that's going to be won by somebody tonight, somebody in the audience.
And before I bring my guests out, it's everybody's favorite part of the show.
It's Doug Plugs. Doug, it's Doug Plugs.
The chanting is not as fun when I have to lead it, when I have to trick you into doing
it, but I do appreciate it nonetheless.
Doug Plugs movies is coming to Helium in Portland, Oregon on Saturday, November 2nd at 420.
We'll be back at Rooster Teeth Feathers in Sunnyvale, California on Saturday, November
9th at 4 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'll have to take a break at 420.
And then the Benson Movie Interruption returns to the Diasy typewriter here in LA, as mentioned
earlier on Monday night, November 11.
All of my dates and dates and links are at douglovesmovies.com.
That's douglovesmovies.com! Yeah!
What?
That's it? Very nice.
Let's get my guests out here. Please welcome Amy Miller, Chad Olapence, and Yorgor Chitas.
Yeah. Hey, Doug. Hello. That's a very smart sweater you're wearing for the listeners at home.
It's an intelligent sweatshirt. It's like a camel. It keeps me warm.
Camel toe? What is it? Camel toe?
No, I don't think it's a...if anything it's a moose knuckle.
Let's meet everybody on stage individually and alphabetically as I like to do by first name.
She was going to appear on this show last week, but she had to cancel
to play a stadium. It's Amy Miller! So true. So many people looking at me at once. It feels
just like right now. Very similar experience. Show business is not a roller coaster. Every
It's a very similar experience. Show business is not a roller coaster.
Every show is the same.
Every show is like playing a stadium.
But we had a lot of fun in Santa Cruz at the comedy festival there.
I missed it.
Of course you would have been there, but you got the call from Tommy Segura and instead
of doing Douglas Movies for an audience of 100, you just went and killed
it and how many people do you think were in there?
We did three in a row.
So probably over three nights, maybe like almost 50,000 people.
That's 100,000 eyeballs if everybody has both eyes.
But not everybody does.
There's a lot of one-eyed miscreants coming to Tom Segura shows.
Hey, I love Santa Cruz and I miss you guys so much.
And I love DNA.
Shout out to DNA.
Go to everything he does.
There's a dude there named DNA.
Yes, his name.
And he runs a festival.
I love him.
He does a great job.
But I also like private jets.
Tom's doing well for himself.
Listen, the environment, Amy.
I know. I love him. He does a great job. But I also like private jets. Pshhhhhh. I'm doing well for myself.
Listen, the environment, Amy.
I know.
No, but that's the great thing is you're in the perfect position.
When you're opening for somebody, they go somewhere in a private jet.
They're going to go in that private jet whether you're in it or not.
I know.
So you don't have to take any responsibility for the old carbon
footprint situation.
It's true.
The only rude part is they always ask for your weight and then that I don't and then
it's changed. I have an opening for Cigarra for the last 25 pounds and they
make you say how much how much luggage you're bringing on your body to the
plane and that part's rude but otherwise it was fine and I missed you guys. No TSA though right? No not even an airport you go to like
some parking lot in Burbank truly it's not there's no regular airport involved. Do you
go like and chat up? I don't know who's directing these planes. Do you chat up the pilot like
make sure he stays awake? Oh yeah yeah, I always do in a tour bus
Check their credentials a lot of them are like retired Navy pilots
It's weird because some of them are also the bartender and I'm like, you don't have to make me anything
You should focus on the flying
They come out of the cockpit and just stand there shaking up a cocktail for somebody. Yeah, if you need one
Cockpit to cocktail
They do it all well all right, I thought they had like a flight attendant some do some don't depends on the situation
Private jets are like ubers now anybody can get one you have enough cash. I
Don't yeah, I think they've always been like anybody could get one if they had enough cash.
I mean you could get one like tonight. Right. Like I need one in an hour.
You know, and you hook it on an app. It's crazy.
Well thank you for being here Amy.
He will be a guest on Douglas Movies at The Well in Bakersfield on Saturday, November 30th, but he's here tonight.
It's Chad Opitz!
Woo!
Bakersfield, baby!
Woo!
Fuck you, Tom Segura Bakersfield, baby!
Yay!
Oh, did I tell you we're taking a private jet?
Oh, hell yeah!
Yeah, we're gonna arrive at Bakersfield in style. Take off and touchdown.
Yeah. It's a crop duster. It's so short. But your Bakersfield dreams are coming true,
Chad. We did stand up at the well together. That's fun. And that's when the idea was hatched,
I should come back here and do Douglas movies. That's good fun. And I said, I'll get Chad
to come back and do that again.
Because he knows where the venue is.
Yes, sir.
That's right.
That's the only reason.
I love that in a guest is that they know where it is.
I hate giving directions.
But look forward to seeing you there, buddy.
Me too.
It's a good club.
Good times.
I'm going to send all my cousins to see you guys.
Thank you.
How many cousins do you have back in the US? I mean, probably 30. Times I'm gonna send all my cousins to see you guys. Thank you
I mean probably 30
We're white trash yeah
30 cousins in LA we could have filled this place
Send them to the well, but I'll settle for 30 people coming out to the well and going, What is this? What is Douglas Movies? Amy told us we had to come.
They're definitely going to yell stuff out.
Oh no. Alright, don't tell them.
I'd rather have no audience than a yell-y audience.
And returning to the show is a filmmaker who's got some film fest appearances coming up and we're going to talk about it
Your guard sheet is everybody
Tell us about those film festivals dude
And first of all, you can mention again what the movie is. It's a short film. Yes
With a lot of punctuation in the title. Yes, obnoxiously so. I'm not
good at search engine optimization. So it's called Troll, but it's spelled T-R-O-L-L,
so you'll never find it. What do you think you process. Who do you think you are? Alfonso Cuirall? Yeah. Your goes Lanthimos?
Uh, no.
It's about a chain letter that went
around the internet in 1999
that attempted to subvert
Total Request Live's
voting process by getting a
decade old New Kids on the Block music
video on.
Uh,
and it's a comedy. It's, as you can imagine, very nostalgic for a very small
range of ages. About 35 to 45 really love the movie. And yeah, I'm going to a whole
bunch of different film festivals and I hope to go to the Austin Film Festival and Doc
NYC and a whole bunch of others.
I hope I win this game so I can plug them all.
Oh, well, I'd be happy to have you plug as many of them as you want at the end of the show.
And thanks for being back here with us after the last time you were on was in San Diego at Comic Con.
Comic Con.
That was a super fun show that we do every year down there.
It's a delightful show. Good to see you again.
Alright, now that we've met everybody, now's the time to throw a hardball question at them.
It's time for Recommendation Nation Scary Edition. Woohoo!
Yeah, I like how...
Usually I don't try to get people to clap for that part, it really surprised me.
It's a scary movie, horror, thriller, you know what I mean, and people have their own
interpretations of that.
We'll start with you, Amy.
Please recommend a scary movie. Okay, Doug, you know I'm not a huge horror fan,
but I do it during October and I
just saw Jennifer's body for the first time. I know, I just miss a lot of them.
It was so fun, so great. I'm sure you've all seen it, but if you haven't,
you should watch it. Megan Fox is a real something
to look at and also she's a good actor in that movie I don't know what happened
but she did a great job in that it's very fun it's got like its own very
dated like vocabulary that I don't know if it's all real like they're always
calling hot guys super salty
And I was like I was alive in 2009 and fairly cool. I never heard that
Oh, yeah, I think Jennifer's body has its own slang like mean girls kind of thing trying to get something going yeah
Yeah, yeah, so super salty
Cody yeah
She did that in you know pretty much all of her screenplays like Juno
That's right. She just invented expressions not unlike the great John Hughes
These movies are less dated than a lot of people's because he didn't use any
Actual pop culture references he would just sort of make them up. Yeah, you know like you're a neo maxi
Zoom do we be nobody said it before or since
He's a righteous, dude
Oh my god, I've ever had an Edie McClurg impression on the show
You have to back it up with the voice
It's a great costume. You have to back it up with the voice. I don't have to do much else.
Do the voice and just wear whatever.
Wear what you're wearing now and say it was her in League of Our Own.
Exactly.
She was probably like the office manager or something.
She showed up a lot.
Alright, so Jennifer's body is our first wreck.
Let's go to Chad.
What's a scary movie, Chad, that people should see?
This has been a very good scary movie year in my opinion.
There's been a lot of good creepy flicks.
And my favorite one was one called Audity that came out a few months ago.
Was that what you were going to pick?
I fucking hated that movie.
I wanted that one.
Really?
Really? I thought it was dog shit, but I want you to push it about I'm curious. I thought it was very creepy
Well, let's argue now. Now. I'm curious about what's
Do you want to change your answer Chad to Lisa Frankenstein?
Why did you like it Yorgo? Oh I saw it at like 3pm on a Sunday.
Oh that's why, that's probably it. The Lord's Day is a terrible day to
watch movie pictures.
Is it the one where the guy that there's flash... Wait you're not even sure which movie it is?
You're calling it dog shit? Well no, cause there's like articles saying
this is the best thing Netflix is dominating on Netflix.
And I'm like, is this the same movie?
No, it's really... do critics love it?
They love it.
Yeah.
And I have no idea if we watch the same movie.
That's why I'm asking.
That's what happens to me with horror movies in general, is the ones that are critically raved about,
it usually means it's going to be slow as fuck, and at the end, I'm going to have questions.
You know, for some some reason critics like that they
don't like a good actually scary horror movie they like the ones that are more
you know mental artsy our ambiguity is important you prefer campy fun you know
just those some of these movies the whole point is just run out the clock
just get to 80 minutes and then have seven minutes of end credits and call it a 90 minute feature.
Yes.
Yeah, the math wasn't right on that, but you got my point.
Alright, so Chad, continue to bump up this movie that...
I'm so sorry.
That we have varying opinions about.
I'm backing you up, Chad, in that critics do love it.
It is very well reviewed.
I didn't even know that.
Yeah, because I recently did a game on the show
where all the answers were the best reviewed horror movies.
It was in there.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, it's an artsy piece of shit.
It creeped me out.
It has a very effective jump scare.
It was one of those ones where I was looking over my shoulder
half the movie, so it worked on my ass. I thought it was very effective jump scare and I it was one of those ones where I was looking over my shoulder like half the
Movie so it worked on my ass. I thought it was very effective. It worked on your ass worked on my ass
I gave my ass a good once over
I was actually jumping out behind you
Okay, so what is Oddity about?
It's kind of like a supernatural mystery, murder mystery type movie.
Somebody gets murdered, there's ghost action.
I don't know. I'm bad at describing things. Now I'm all like,
man, maybe it is a piece of shit.
Hey, don't question yourself, Jeff. Please don don't question yourself Jeff. You barely know this guy.
I don't know what filmmakers are, they all attack each other.
But he's made a movie and I've never made one and he says it fucking sucks when you walk out of a fucking movie.
I do find like no offense to Yorgo specifically but I find that my favorite directors when they write a list of like the you know must-see the most important movies that influence them there's so many boring shitty ass things I'm not
interested in on their list because they're all really take it very
seriously and I just want to have a nice time is anybody know in oddity no so you
don't see it though how did you see? I thought it looked interesting from the trailer.
Saw it in a cinema? I went in with zero expectations, saw it in the movie theater. Yeah, very empty
theater. But you do spend your afternoons in movie theaters. Yeah, I think I probably
spent Sunday 3pm like this guy. I didn't have the same response. I was like, oh fuck, I
left, I'm like, whoa, that was very creepy, it was effective for me.
Okay.
Well, uh.
What if you were in the same showing?
For me?
Just two single guys.
I'd just say this guy in the back like, fuck this.
Christ, I'm outta here.
Mad Nays of horror movies can be a little unsettling
because it's like, you know, you and then there's like
a guy sitting there by himself, like a few rows over,
and you're just like I don't know I
I'd rather it be empty. Yeah, and one other person there one other person is in this
Thing is scared. I'm just running around. All right. What's your recommendation your ago?
I
Don't even think I can I can recommend the first 45 minutes of this movie. It's a
movie that's on to be
You're not gonna give us a real recommendation for a horror movie. Well, this movie is really effect
It's really good for 45 minutes. Well, then it you ever see primer. Oh
Yeah, that's what that noise is. What the last hour of the movie is. It's just, ugh, we're doing this?
Yeah.
The first 45 minutes, I literally, while I was watching it, stood up, locked my doors,
and sat back down.
Oh, okay.
It's called Coherence.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
So I see you're saying you're comparing it to Primer.
Yes.
I thought you were talking about Primer.
No.
Okay. Yeah, so Coherence, Coherence, however you want to say it, is definitely like in that
area where the critics and horror fans really ate it up and I was just like, what?
Yes, I can understand.
Yeah.
Especially last hour.
It's like, but there's like, this woman says, oh yes, there's ketamine, but there's just
a whisper of ketamine.
And there's like little moments like that that are beautiful for the first 45 minutes. then you fall for it and then it goes completely off the rails for the last time.
I think that's what happens is people just sort of are so into something at first that
they don't want to let go of the fact that it wasn't maintained, the thrill didn't last
for the whole movie.
Yes.
You're just happy to get a good part in all. I mean, multiverse things tend to get very convoluted, and this is no exception.
But first 45 minutes, you guys are going to throw up those nachos.
I'm telling you, it's fucking scary as hell.
It's creepy.
And yeah, the draw is nothing because there's no actors in it that you'd recognize.
And it's over 20 years old and it's on to be so
Hell of a sale the guy that played Z
Xander
Yeah, he's one of those people cuz it's all dispatch people around a dinner table a lot of the time right yes
All right, we got two boring movies in one of those people because it's all just a bunch of people around a dinner table a lot of the time, right? Yes. Yeah, basically.
Pretty much.
Alright, we got two boring movies and Jennifer's body.
I won!
Have a good October, asshole!
Good night, everybody.
Audity and coherence, you do not see Jennifer's body at all.
So make your choices based on that information.
And thank you for those recommendations very
bold of all of you and
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Back to the show. We're back everybody! Holy cow what a fun break we took. We all refilled our drinks and we chose who my guests are going to be playing for
based on their very clever movie wordplay. Amy is playing for Fami. That's Amy plus F equals fame me Chad is playing for Michael the great John Travolta motion picture
And your goes play for good will hunting and
always fun when there's somebody in the audience named good and
Now will is going to go home with the bag if
Now, Will is going to go home with the bag if Yorgo can pull this off. Let's look at how we're doing on time.
We're out of time.
Thanks everybody for coming.
We took a really long break to get new drinks.
Now we don't have any time for the games.
Our first game we're going to play tonight is actually kind of a quickie.
This is a little something I call Live Die Repeat.
People love it. It's a game if you haven't played it, if any of you on stage haven't
played it before, I'm going to slowly say the title of a real motion picture that actually
exists. First one of the three of you to repeat it back to me
completely and correctly is the winner.
You can guess as often as you'd like,
and I'll start over after every wrong guess.
Do we buzz in with our names or just yell it out?
Just yell it out.
Thank you. Just go for it.
That's the, oh, that's an alternate title
for Edge of Tomorrow, right?
Yes.
Lived I or Be?
Look at this guy.
Always trying to get bonus points.
I don't really have those.
I left them in my other pants.
So you just have to blurt out the full title of the movie.
As you can guess, the title isn't short.
Alright, and maybe one of you has heard of this movie and will just be able to spill
the entire title based on actually knowing it. It doesn't usually happen, but it could.
Here we go. Cannibal holocaust.
Cannibal holocaust.
That would have been the greatest win ever.
Why did it?
If Chad lost just because he didn't say cannibal.
I know what I'm doing up here.
Oh, you're right. Damn.
Cannibal holocaust 2. The cannibaling.
Cannibal girls.
Incorrect. All of those. Cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death.
That's it! That's the answer!
Oh, I hate playing with Chad!
We're back on schedule!
We really made up a lot of time there.
Because one of the panelists has actually heard of cannibal women in the avocado jungle of death
That's an avocado jungle sounds you know kind of nice
Also, yeah, why are they cannibals if they have all this avocado at their
You know okay also not not as great as you think because I have several avocado trees in my front courtyard
and it's littered with raccoons.
We can't eat the avocados.
They get them.
They get them at night.
They leave them on the ground.
Oh, you don't even forget to see the little cuties eating them?
Oh my god.
That's the scariest part of all.
Then you come home late at night and there's just six raccoons up in the trees staring
at you. Spread spreading avocado and toast
Delicious avocados that never ripen because we don't have time to get them from the monsters
They don't threaten to jump at you or anything
Like raccoons don't like attack
Really oh for sure they'll charge you because they can't
really like see well so if they see a threat they'll just run towards it. And then do what?
Like scratch me with their thumbs. Scratch your eyes out? Yeah. With their thumbs? Yeah.
That's why God gave them opposable thumbs I guess. Toatch out eyes of people who are trying to keep them away from their avocado tree.
This is a game...
Congratulations again, Chad. You're going first in our next game.
And it's something that is called...
Oh.
Name change.
It's a twist on an old game.
This is called, Whose Last Line Is It Anyway?
Oh!
Yeah!
Yeah!
I took, Whose Tagline Is It Anyway? and changed it to Whose Last Line Is It Anyway?
I will say the last line from a motion picture and then Chad will be up first. I'll give
Chad three options of what movie that's the last line from.
And then he gets to guess and if he misses it, then we move on to Yorgo who now has a 50-50
after hearing Chad's wrong guess. And then if he gets it, he gets a point.
And then if he misses it, then Amy will get the gimme point.
Every time somebody gets one right the next person in that order that I just said is up
first so everyone should get a fair shot at scoring some points.
First to three points in this game is our winner.
Make sense?
Yes.
So much. All sense? Yes. So much. Alright, Chad. I'll give you the tagline, I mean the
last line, and then I'll give you the three choices. The last line is, hey, this might
be a good look for me. Hey, this might be a good look for me.
Of course, it's delivered by an actor playing a character and they really
probably say it with a lot more energy.
Hey, this might be a good look for me.
Is that closer to how it sounds? No.
Is that from A Night nightmare on Elm Street
Beetlejuice or
Rosemarie's baby
Which one of those films don't say in the audience, please which one of those films Chad Opitz?
I'm pretty sure I know this one. Yeah, because you know how this movie ends? Yeah. I might be wrong.
Alright, which one is it?
I'm saying Beetlejuice.
Beetlejuice is correct! That is the right answer!
That's the only reason I knew it.
That sucks!
Welcome to Chad Knows Everything, Amy.
I knew one.
Uh, yeah, it's the last line from Beetlejuice because his head shrinks. He gets the shrinky head thing.
He does it like in a silly little voice. Hey, this might be a good look for me.
Because he switches his number in line with that head shrink or something that's so short and his is so long.
This is already exciting. I gave multiple choice.
In case you've never seen Beetlejuice. This is already exciting I gave multiple choice for the case
It's multiple choice because most of my guests would just sit here and not have any idea what to say to these And so I wanted to make it a little easier, but maybe this is gonna be too easy
All right, your go
The line is I thought you'd like to keep this I
Thought you'd like to keep this is I thought you'd like to keep this.
Is that the last line of the exorcist, carry, or so I married an axe murderer?
I thought you'd like to keep this.
What was the first one?
The exorcist carry the first one with Sissy's basic or so I married an axe murderer.
I'm worried about a red herring here but I'm going to go so I married an axe murderer.
That is incorrect. Red herrings abound. bound. All right, so that means we go to Amy. You have two choices, Amy, the
Exorcist or Carrie. Can I ask you a question? Yes. Do you think so I married
an Axmur is a comedy or a drama? Based on our text conversation last night, this is very important.
This is some inside baseball right here. I know, that's why I thought of it. It's a comedy.
Oh, okay. Yeah. I mean, I think it's got jump scares in it, I think, if I recall correctly,
but it's mostly comedic. There's dramatic moments. There's dramatic moments and an actor playing more than one character.
Right.
Anyway, that's just private stuff between me and Doug. I'm going to go with The Exorcist.
The Exorcist is correct, Amy! Amy is on the board. She's got a point.
Chad, you're up for this next one.
The last line is...
Let me check this.
Here we go.
Meticulous.
Only your mother truly loves you. Is that the last line from Psycho, Psycho 2, or Psycho 3. That is incorrect. Oh man!
Okay.
Did you see that when Max shows Psycho, that last shot, the iconic shot, they actually
put into now, waiting, do you want to do it?
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm talking about?
Pat Oswald posted it.
Yeah, where like if you watch the iconic thing is right at the end where the eyes go crazy or
whatever. Yeah. If you watch it on HBO Max, the last 15 seconds it goes into a
corner and it's like, hey do you want to watch Mr. Magoo's whatever? Oh right, so you're
missing the most important, or the cool, yeah. Which is why I don't know the answer,
but I'm gonna go psycho. I love that your example of what they offer up next on Max is a Mr. Magoo movie.
You just watched Psycho. Do you want to try Mr. Magoo?
It is very off sometimes.
Yeah, they pick strange things to suggest to you, but it is an annoying thing that they
cut away so soon. I mean, I hate that you just have to struggle with the remote to watch
the end credits of a movie.
Oh, I know. Like you have to get to it before it cuts away to some other thing
Streaming is such like streaming is such a like whiny like please keep watching things like they're so desperate
They can't let you just enjoy the end of the movie
No like stellar interface either
the criterion
Service being the worst of all It's just like I just want
to watch movies. I love movies, but this sucks. It's bad. Isn't that bad? If you guys have
the criterion, that's not worth paying for.
Oh, you guys all work for interfaces out there? Really?
You're all UI designers. You're offended by this?
Yeah. Do you remember when it was HBO Go and it took 45 minutes to rewind 15 seconds?
You know that my god the rewinding on peacocks that okay. I'm sorry Doug
Do you remember which one Chad guessed?
He's like a three. Okay, so which one do you want? I'm gonna go psycho, too
That's also wrong
Which one do you think it is? That's also wrong
Congratulations, Amy
Because I fucking missed it because it was in the corner is this
Oh, he's question I wouldn't die oh
Sounds like something he'd say. Isn't that the last line of Psycho?
But he doesn't talk at all.
He's thinking it.
Oh, maybe that's how they get you.
Because he doesn't say it, he's thinking it.
Oh, maybe.
I saw the last line, I was like, I wouldn't have a fly.
Anyway, sorry. Continue.
Oh, you lost, so.
Exactly. Continue. Oh, you lost, so... Exactly. Yeah. This game only matters if you want to go first in the third game.
Which, you know, why wouldn't you? Alright.
So we're back to you, Chad. Okay. Yeah.
You're still in this.
You're on Let's Go Home.
Which one is that the last line from?
You're on Let's Go Home.
Poltergeist, The Shining, or the New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking?
Oh man.
You're on Let's go home.
One of my main costume characters as a child, by the way.
All you gotta do is get those things to stick straight out.
I put coat hangers in them.
Wire hangers.
All right.
Mommy dearest.
I know, it really would piss her off.
Yeah, don't go out with somebody dressed as Joan Crawford
Could be long-talking multiple years in a real real issue
I should know this because if you long-talking was that was the second movie ever saw in the theaters
First was Ernest Goes to Camp
Seemed to have the interesting guidance in your life.
I'm going to say Poltergeist.
Incorrect.
Yorgo?
What was the one that wasn't Pippi Longstocking?
The Shining.
I want to go P-pee one second.
Pee-pee long song.
Just having some fun.
A lot of people wouldn't call that a horror movie, but I think it's scary.
It's so scary.
Can I share a fun fact?
Yes.
Fast.
I do have a Mexican uncle in Bakersfield that still calls me Peepee to this day.
Oh, shit!
To this day.
Is he coming to the show?
I had a lot of braids as a child.
Send him to the show.
Shit, I want to meet the baby.
I'm going to send him to the show.
Oh, Peepee.
He calls you Peepee.
He calls me Peepee.
Peepee.
Fair enough.
All right. So who got that one? Fair enough.
Alright.
So who got that one?
Yorgo got that one?
Oh yeah, he did.
Okay, so we're back to you, Amy.
This is for the win if you can get this one.
What movie has the final line?
Aren't you his mother?
Is it Child's Play, Rosemary's Baby, or Problem Child?
This is so hard. Okay. I'm gonna go Rosemary's Baby.
That is correct! You did it Amy! Congratulations!
I feel like you put a slight New York accent on it and I just felt like you were a concerned Jewish woman.
I'm a Jewish mother?
That's really what sold me!
He punch with pickles! I just watched Rosemary's Baby again recently because of the Apartment 7A and it got me
fired up to see it again.
It is a creepy movie.
Still never seen it.
What?
Do you like Ruth Gordon from Harold and Ma?
Yeah, of course.
Yeah, I love her.
She's great in it.
And then in this prequel, Apartment 7A, Diane Weest plays the same role
I'm a big Weest of all of them
and does kind of an impression of her and it's hilarious
Oh my god, I'm a Weasty boy from way back
Look at which of the Weest
Anytime Weest is an option on your streaming avatar, I always pick her
Well, that's why it was fun to do Douglas Movies in Santa Cruz,
because Diana Ruiz is in Lost Boys.
I know!
And you're wearing the shirt.
Alright, well, congratulations to Amy.
You won that game.
That means you get to go first.
Yay!
Hell yeah!
Give it up for Amy, everybody.
But that means you get to go first in our next and final game that we will play...
Bob and Hot Gray.
After these messages. We'll be right back!
We're back!
That was juicy!
We were talking to Will about where he works.
Can we say it on the podcast?
It's not a secret, right?
You don't think?
Yeah, you said it.
What's your last name?
You said it during the interview.
Call him William.
Nobody will know him from work.
Will works at Disneyland.
So during the break, it was a barrage of questions
from the stage for Will.
Because there's something.
And it's funny.
I never go up to an employee at start asking them these questions because it feels like
well they're doing their job right, they're being a cast member right now I should just
ask them for directions or nothing. And so whenever you do meet somebody that works at
Disneyland like you must just like really chat people up in bars and stuff right? Aren't
people just fascinated by it?
I love it.
How many people work there a million people?
Yeah, so many people work there, but just that we met you were so excited when he's wearing a nightmare before Christmas jacket
And I thought I was imagining that the nightmare merchandise has been expanding nothing. I love more than a nightmare couple
Getting like matching Jack. You know like know like they have those cute little
I'm not being sarcastic no no I'm not implying you're a couple but you've seen those
couples in the nightmare before Christmas shop and they're cute you can
get like a little rockabilly fucking Sally dressed and then you were I love it
they're my favorite they're my favorite And I think teens are being goth again, and I just am excited.
Yeah.
Woo!
It's a good thing.
Because fuck Jesus, that's what I did as a...
I fucked...
Go on. I'm sorry.
I get pumped about Disneyland. I can't believe we've never been together.
I know.
Because I'm this annoying probably.
Well, it's hard to work it out, you know, because a lot of my Disneyland visits tend to be like last minute.
I just remembered I live in Southern California.
And I can just go there, I can just go to Disneyland.
But it's like the price just keeps going up and up and up.
It's really a playground for the rich.
Will might have to do something about that. I'm not just saying, I don't know.
I just want to walk up to strangers there and go, how indebted are you going to be because of this visit?
Yeah. But the season pass is not worth it?
They're still pricey, they're real pricey, and the ones with no blackout dates are insane how much those cost.
Okay. $700,000.
Good Lord.
What?
Yeah, you have to win Big Brother.
I'll take all Tom's fare.
And you have 50 grand to spare.
But anyway, thanks for the spill, Will.
Spill him.
Enjoy hearing it. Thanks for the spill will Enjoy here
Let me think of another Disneyland question
But you it's fun working there, okay, do you think most of people that work there work there because they love it
Or they live just really close by.
Or they live close by.
Yeah.
I think they're into it.
I find them to be, every time I've gone lately, I find that they're not maybe doing as much
of the just being super friendly to everyone thing.
Like they're starting to lapse into their just their regular personalities.
I love that. like they're starting to lapse into their regular personalities.
I love that. I mean, we do that on stage all the time as comics.
No, it's true, it's true.
Why are you looking at me?
It's a show. I'm supposed to look at you. I paid.
Okay, so Amy won that last game.
So congratulations once again to Amy.
And that means she gets to go first in our final game today.
And it's something called The Little Search Engine That Could.
I typed a word into the IMDB search engine today and then I wrote down the top ten movies
with that word in the title.
Three of you are going to take turns naming movies that you think might have landed in the top ten.
They have that word in the title.
If you get the number one answer, that's worth ten points.
If you get the number ten answer, it's worth one point, and then etc.
All those other points are available in between.
And, since this is the last game of the day, and maybe you won't
immediately think of a lot of movies with this word in the title, I think you're all
going to do great at this one, but if you're at a loss, you have one lifeline that you
can use at any point in the game. You can go to the person you're playing on behalf of and ask them for help. Once.
I hope it's Disney.
Okay.
All those great Disney horror films. Bambi, Dumbo, Up. There's a lot of very upsetting
Disney movies, but no, I don't believe that
will come into play today.
I know mine's about an angel that smokes cigarettes.
Michael.
That's not a Disney movie, though. Have you ever seen Michael Michael?
No.
No?
I like you gave it some serious thought.
It's a movie where John Travolta is an angel named Michael and he just lives like in a
normal town and he wears a jacket, he wears a coat over his wings so nobody knows he's
an angel.
I'd say he's ninety-six, ninety-seven.
Ninety-six, ninety-six.
Cause he's wearing a long trench coat.
You were sixteen and it says Michael on the marquee and you're just like, whatever.
I'm not interested in that.
That's not about me.
I was probably the grassy partner there.
Yeah, right?
It wasn't the one I came back in.
Well, Columbine really ruined those long fashionable trench coats we were trying to wear.
That's true, Amy.
That's a horror from real life.
We can't talk about real horrors. That's true Amy. That's a horror from real life.
We can't talk about real horrors.
No, there's no reason to bring real horror into this.
I'd love to read the elephant.
I mean, breaking news, Terrorfire 3 not only knocked massive motion picture Joker 2 out of the number one slot by a wide margin
on its first weekend and Joker's second weekend.
But he also already made more than the previous terrifying movie made in its entire run.
In one weekend.
In one weekend, it's already topped that and it's already looking to be extremely profitable.
And now they claim that they're going to make a fourth telephire, but that it is going to
close out the art, the clown story.
Okay.
They're going to expand that universe.
Whatever his story may be.
Because I'm three for three of not seeing the terrifying movies.
Has anybody here seen any of the Terrifier movies?
No. I don't even know what this is. They're fucking hellish. Oh my god, Amy. Just the
image alone of the Terrifier, I guess he's the title character, is a clown with extremely
scary clown makeup on. Like very scary. And then on top of that, the movies just insane,
all three of them are insanely violent. This one people are reporting like not only walkouts of
the theater but also like people passing out that old saw that comes out whenever
somebody starts talking about every time I heard somebody passed out I heard
somebody died yeah twice yeah I think several probably have died because of the Terrifier 3.
Cloverfield got that same treatment too.
It happens all the time.
Oh, we couldn't even handle it.
I was surprised to hear though that they expanded the Terrifier merch at Disney World.
I don't know why they did that.
He's dressed as a clown right now.
Will is dressed in full clown makeup.
Anyway.
William. Congratulations to the Terrified Williams franchise.
Does it sound like it's right for me? No, I don't think so. I don't think it is.
I'm going to tell you now the name, the word that I wrote down. Amy, you'll be up first.
the word that I wrote down and Amy you'll be up first and then we switch the order around then it goes to Yorgo and then to Chad. Hey Doug why didn't you tell Chad to wear a little
hat with a dumb little thing on it tonight? Why didn't you tell him that? Like Art the
Clown? He texted all of us! We're all wearing baseball hats.
I wouldn't necessarily have dumb things on it.
Yours is dumb because it's, what, is it a hot dog?
Yeah.
And it was $70.
That's the dumbest part of all.
That's prize money.
I can't stop going to boutiques on the road and buying shit I can't afford.
This is a hot dog hat.
$90 in my account, I bought this hat for $70.
In New Orleans.
$70?
I'm not ashamed of my financial irresponsibility, Doug.
Michael wants to know, did it come with a hot dog?
I fucking wish.
What does the R on your hat represent, Yorgo?
Oh, rosemary beach.
Oh, I thought you were saying rosemary's baby.
Damn!
You separate the movies.
Isn't that your son?
He's your son, isn't he?
What about rosemary's baby on the beach?
It's like the beach set sequel.
My hat has a dumb little ghost on it.
That's cute!
I'd say mine's the most appropriate for the season.
100%.
It's baseball season!
World Series? Who are you rooting for?
The Dodgers.
Well I'm an A's fan, what am I going to fucking do? They don't even have a place to live anymore.
What about the other two teams, the Mets or the Guardians?
I'm a Dodgers fan.
You don't do that. You're just Dodgers all the way and if they don't make it then you just dip?
You know, I was A's all the way and then since I've lived in LA I'm Dodgers but like, yeah, I don't change around what I fucking...
Well, you know, Dodgers might not be one of the final two teams.
I'm very loyal.
They're already excited that it might be a New York series.
I know. What do they call it? A tunnel?
Subway. Subway series.
And what do we have?
Tunnel for Disney. Tunnel series.
Disneyland versus Disney World is the tunnel series.
All right, well anyway, the word I wrote down, this is such a crazy coincidence, is tunnel.
Whoa!
No.
Yeah, I can't think of any movies that have the word tunnel in them.
No, the word that I wrote down that's been in many horror films and other types of films,
but let me double check and make sure these are all, all the answers are horror, just to make it a little more easy for you.
Nothing else slips in there.
And the word...
What happened?
I hope it's Halloween.
Use your mic voice.
I hope it's Halloween.
I've done that.
I'll do something that silly, but this is even sillier.
The word is song.
Ha ha ha ha!
All right, Amy. silly, but this is even sillier. The word is saw. Alright Amy, so
please name a movie that has the word saw in it
and you want the most popular one according to the
old search engine on IMDB. Saw.
Saw. You're saying just saw? Saw. Just the word saw?
Yep. The original OG? Yep. Saw
of 2004? Nope. Saw 2. You're changing? Yep. Just because I question you? Yep. I'm very
impressionable and I respect you greatly. So you're sticking with saw too?
Nope, going back to saw.
Woo!
Saw, saw, final answer.
Number one on the list!
Woo!
I was like, what the fuck is she doing?
That was quite a seesaw decision though.
Yeah, it was a saw-saw.
All right.
Yorgo, what do you think?
Number one is taken, so Amy has ten points.
You want to get as high up there on the list as you can.
Another movie with saw in the title.
I'm going to go with the relevance factor and go with Jigsaw. Oh, interesting.
Did not make the list. It's not in the top ten. Amy's really, she's a great competitor.
She laughs in the face of losers. In a hat with a hot dog on it.
Oh man.
I've bombed so hard in this hat doing stand up.
Do you think that it always goes poorly when you wear the hat?
I think it goes poorly when people wear hats sometimes who are not famous.
If there's any open micers listening, don't wear a hat!
Right, in the early days, like the audience is like, what is this person?
They've got a hat on, there's shadow on their face, who the fuck is this supposed to be?
Yeah, you can see her little beautiful, beautiful eyes.
I see that.
And that's where I get everybody, with my eyes, my jokes, and my tits, frankly.
Yeah, that's why you don't wear hats.
Thank you, Disney and Goop! Yeah, that's why you don't
Involuntary like
Separate little hot dog hats for my tits and that does get weird the speed on that woo was amazing
He's a man who he stand up. People are good.
People are good.
Waiting for that word.
He's a being in an audience.
His name is good.
Good will unthinkable.
Alright Chad.
He's that good with that woo.
You can't stall any longer.
What's your answer?
I mean you've been thinking hard on this I assume.
Fucking, I, well...
I'm not gonna win. because she got the first one.
Well, she's got ten points, but you have three guesses and there's lots of points left on the board.
That's not about winning. The score is fun to fun, Chad.
That's right.
Yes, if you get the second one, you'll have nine points. You'll only be one point behind her.
How will she maintain her dominance?
We'll have to wait and see. I guess I'll go Saw 3D. Oh that's an interesting choice.
Let me take a peek. Number seven on the list Saw 3D is worth four points for Chad. See
you're already gaining on Amy. I don't even think Yorgo's out of it at this point.
I think he still could... Where there's a will, there's a way.
...could make this happen. But Amy, it's time for your second guest. Don't forget,
you can see if your audience member that you're playing for is a good lifeline.
What did you say? If you feel like going... I said jigsaw. Oh, yeah saw two
Are you sure Amy you want to stick with that you're gonna say saw two saw two Doug After you backed off of it the first time. Mm-hmm
Number five on the list
Saw two, it's worth six more points for Amy. Fuck yeah. Yeah, holy shit.
This is going to be tough for anybody to catch up to Amy at this point because she was really
smart the way she said an answer earlier, took it back.
No one else used that answer.
No one else saw me asking her about the answer as if maybe, you know, I don't know.
I try to keep a poker face.
Did you tell them to give me this game?
I said I really need Amy to win tonight.
She needs this, she's on the edge.
She's got a rally hot dog on her head.
We need those 30 in Bakersfield right now.
Alright, so Yorgo, this is a crucial one.
Yes.
This is one where you could get in the ballpark if you come up with the one that's worth nine
points.
Number two on the list of movies that have the word saw in the title.
Will, I'm not going to you yet.
I'm going to give you ten minutes to cheat.
Alright? I'm going to give you 10 minutes to cheat. Saw the final chapter.
Is that even the name of one of them?
I hope so. You know what's funny? I fucking love Saw.
Saw is like my favorite horror movie of all time. I fucking love it.
And then you just haven't paid attention to any... Since the third one. I would go every single year and then I was like, I don't know.
Yeah, they came out with them pretty rapidly when they realized they
were onto something yeah I skipped saw one and two and saw three yeah for some
reason I think Johnny Walberg's been out ever since no what, you could say I've been a spiral of not watching Saw movies.
Oh.
Rock solid.
Chris Rock solid on that one.
I love it.
Okay, so what's your final answer?
I'm going to go Saw III.
That is a great answer because it is number six on the list Five more points or five points. I should say
period for your go
at this point Chad
Back to you. I keep trying to think like other
Movies because you said they're all horror
But then I'm like nothing the only ones I can think of with the song is I was like I saw what you did last summer
That's not the title. I
Was literally gonna say that
It's I know what you know, that's not the title
Know what you did the person could be bluffing
Again, I It should be because I know what you did the person could be bluffing I'm so glad you said that I fucked up yet again
I guess I mean I gotta go
You can't think of any other movies in the history of horror that aren't Saw movies that have the word saw in the title
I mean there's gotta be something right?
But I can't
Sawm thing
There's gotta be something
Yorgo just the light bulb went off over there.
Stand down, Will.
We're good for the next round.
Well, I can't ask Michael because he's on his phone.
Well, I know, that's what I was going to say.
That's what I was going to do.
Take the straight saw.
Oh, man.
See, the premise wasn't you were just supposed to start yelling at me.
I was just going to say, I'm going to go, I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I'm going to go. I was going to say. That's what I was going to do. Take the states off.
Oh!
See, the premise wasn't you were just supposed to start yelling out answers.
It was supposed to be he would ask you when he wanted your help,
and then you'd say one answer.
I'm not going to.
Oh, I thought he did ask. I thought he asked.
He kind of did. He was kind of talking to him about him being...
But I thought we couldn't even ask him.
He looked at his phone. Yeah.
So you felt that was cheating.
And then that led to actual cheating.
He let out of the bag the thing that now Chad's going to feel bad about using it.
I won't.
Chad, you got to use it.
Michael, Chad, you got to use it.
Do I have to use it?
Yes.
That's your lifeline!
You don't have to. I mean, he did say, he said
Saw 4 and Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Which one would you like to pick, Chad?
I mean, of course I'm going with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Which one?
The original.
Yeah, it's number 4 on the list.
So Chad's got an additional seven points. This is, you know, this is
not over. It's over for Yorgo pretty much but it is not over for Amy or Chad. Was
that what you thought of Yorgo? Did that come into your brain? No. No, you thought
of something else. Yeah, more, more. I love this. I love this. What is it? Oh
Sorry
Shit I got so excited
You think of something and I really thought you thought of Texas chainsaw, but if it's something else there? It's so scary!
So scary to be on a river.
Yeah.
There's some scary language in there for sure.
Oh yeah.
Did I say a real cancer?
That wasn't a fun answer?
Yeah.
It wasn't fun for you?
It was the real answer. It was. I liked it. It was creative. Saw 4.
Saw 4 is number 8 on the list.
So it's worth an additional 3 points for Amy.
So the only thing that can happen here is Chad could tie it up.
Which again would be very exciting. I think that would be a fun finish. But it's Yorgo's turn to
be the spoiler here and say something that might make it harder for Chad.
I saw this movie.
Saw this movie.
Hey, no pun intended. I saw the TV Glove.
I saw the TV Glove. What's that? I Saw the TV Glow.
Did you see that movie, Chad?
No.
You heard of it though.
I have heard of it.
Yeah.
I Saw the TV Glow is number three on the list!
Yeah!
Nicely done!
Eight points for a total of 13.
So good.
It'll probably be second or third when this all shakes out, but good job
Nonetheless
You are go tell us which film festivals. Let's not wait till the end tell us which film festivals people can see
TR
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are
Capital T capital R
You almost got it. Capital T, capital R, parentheses, lowercase o, lowercase l, close parentheses l. Just search it on Google, it's real easy. I'm going to be at Montclair Film Festival
on the 20th. Okay. That's in New Jersey? Yeah, New Jersey. Oh, Montclair, New Jersey? Yes.
Whoa, Sopranos territory. Yes, I've heard it. Yeah. Don't forget to go to
the that. Because of the other... You're going to be over at Badabing the whole time. Badabing Badabooms. I'm going to be at Austin Film Festival the 25th and the 30th. Then the
Elavo Film Festival in Czech Republic on the 1st. Nice. I'm sure you'll get some people,
some listeners. Big cheers from them. I wouldn't be surprised. And then Key West Film Festival on the 13th to the 17th of November, same with Sound Unseen
in Minneapolis, 13th to 17th November.
And then the one that I'll be at that I'm very excited about, where Gay Talese is going
to be in the Q&A with me.
I don't know if anybody knows Gay Talese.
It's a journalism thing.
On November 16th in New York for Doc NYC and
then Sound of Scene again in December.
And what do people do to follow you on socials?
Yorgo spelled again obnoxiously, Y-O-U-R-G-E-A-U-X, like a Cajun.
Yorgo?
Yorgo.
Yorgo. You're gone. You're gone. You're gone. And then trolldoc.com. Trolldoc.com. And that's
spelled like I'm not an idiot. Just regular troll. Yeah. Alright. Well great job and thanks
for being here. Absolutely. We give chats and serious thinking time. A lot of time.
Has the second place been found? No, second place has not come up.
Do you want to recap of the answers that have happened that are on the list?
Number 8 was Saw 4.
Number 7 was Saw 3D, which you said.
Number 6 was Saw 3, which that's fun that there's a Saw 3 and a Saw 3D.
And then number 5 was Saw 2. Number four, Texas Chain Saw Massacre, three, I saw the
TV Glow, and number one is the original Saw.
So what do you think is in the number two slot?
If you name it, you'll force a tie, right?
No, or you'll win.
You'll win if you name it.
How?
Because you have 19 points, Chad has 11, and the second title on the list is worth 9 points
if he says it out loud.
How could it not be any of those ones though? That seems crazy.
Well they're all on there.
Saw it too was already set, correct?
Yeah, I just went through them wall for you. For this reason. Well...
Ugh.
This is so crazy.
No, Michael, I already asked you, buddy.
You're like...
Settle down, Michael.
I can't ask you again.
Talk about pressure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I can't... I can't, uh...
You're not good with numbers?
I mean, this is a weird, um...
I'm bad with numbers.
I'm gonna say, uh...
It's not gonna win.
Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
But I do like...
Come on, Chad.
Come on.
We got limited time, Chad.
Saw five. No. Is that not it?
Is that not it? Saw 5 is on the list but it is number 9 on our list so it's only worth two more points.
And so you didn't quite make it and Amy is officially our winner!
Was it Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, Doug?
No way.
I didn't think it would be.
I was going to say that but I was like there's no way that's number 2.
What is it?
Where's Fami at?
Fami, we won!
I didn't mean to use you as a lifeline!
Congratulations, Fami.
Come get your...
Aw, Amy's trying to get fame. Both of us! That makes both of us!
I also gotta remember to get your info, your full info so I can put you on the list for events in Interruption on November 11th.
Congrats, Amy! Congratulations. Oh Michael, would you think that as a game show host I would not tell you what the answers were that weren't mentioned?
On Family Feud they don't just go to commercial, they tell you the ones that the players did not get.
Why?
Number 10 on the list, I Saw the Devil.
Oh I love that movie.
Chad loves that movie. It's a great movie. It's only worth one point, so it's really not
important that you got it.
And we said, you named all the other ones all the way up to number two and
the answer was right there for you Chad. Saw 10.
Or as some would call it Saw X. What an idiot. Spiral inspired by
the Saw series or whatever that one is called also didn't make the list. But congratulations
once again to Amy Miller. You get to do your plugs. What would you like to promote Amy?
Oh okay, just announced I'll be at Laughs Comedy Club in Seattle December 27th to 28th. Tickets
should be on sale by the time you hear this. And also I hate to plug another movie podcast,
but your friends never seen it. I do a Halloween Halloween edition of never seen it every year because I've never seen most horror as you can tell
So check that out in the next couple weeks. I'm not gonna tell you what movie I'm doing
But it's a it's like a eight-year tradition at this point that I do never seen it with Kyle Ayres
And do a horror movie that I've never seen and I rewrite it
that I do Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers and do a horror movie that I've never seen and I rewrite it. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's a fun podcast.
That does sound fun. I like him and, you know...
You couldn't do it because you've seen every single fucking thing.
I have seen everything, yeah, that's true.
Oh my god, we should find one thing you haven't seen and that will be the biggest episode of Never Seen It ever.
That Doug hasn't seen something. That would be something. Wouldn't you love to hear that?
I just committed that I haven't seen most of the Saw films.
Oh wow. You have to watch all three of the terrifying movies.
There is stuff I haven't seen. I keep up with Saw fiction, you know, Saw fan fiction.
So I know all about all the romances that are going on in the Saw universe.
Erotic fanci-
All the erotic, that's what I meant to say.
But thank you Amy Miller for being here and we'll have you back on soon as the returning champion.
Chad Opitz, what would you like to plug?
I'm headlining on Friday in San Luis Obispo, the comedy underground there.
Oh, that's neat. They have underground places in San Luis Obispo, the comedy underground there.
Oh, that's neat. They have underground places in San Luis Obispo?
We're just underwater.
It's a wine cellar.
I didn't know they had basements. Yeah, yeah. Just wine down there in a little room for a show.
It's underneath a yacht.
He's going to drown himself. That's what he's doing.
That sounds cool, what else? I'm opening for Fiona Colley at the San Jose Improv on the 30th.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
30th of?
October.
Okay.
Halloween EV.
Halloween EV at the San Jose Improv.
Alright.
And Chad Opitz is your social media handle.
Yes sir.
So look for Chad and then go see him live. You get a chance and
again he'll be with me in Bakersfield. With her cousins. With my uncle who calls me PeePee.
Where's PeePee? Where's PeePee? I came here for PeePee. Doug Plugs, I'm doing stand-up
comedy at the Comedy Club of KC which stands for Kansas City, the Missouri one, I'm doing stand-up comedy at the Comedy Club of KC, which stands for Kansas
City, the Missouri one, November 14-16. I'll be at the American Comedy Company in Sweet
Home San Diego on November 27th, that's the night before Thanksgiving. Yeah, so come try
for Thanksgiving. Yeah, so come try to see me there. And thanks again to my guests tonight, Yorgo
and Chad.
Thank you guys.
And Amy.
And thanks to all of you for coming out and thank you to the
Improv Lab for having me. Oh and the third Tuesday of every month is when we're here
So the next one is on November
Whenever that dates gonna be I
Think
18 I think something like that 19
As always get ready with the closing theme
This my hey, this might be a good look for me.
Whoooo!
Now it's time for Doug to watch another talkie.
Eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky.
There's no room in his heart for you
cause Doug loves movies!