Doug Loves Movies - Zach Galifianakis, Kyle Kinane, and Anthony Jeselnik? Guest

Episode Date: October 3, 2012

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Doug hates candy, but we're sweet, he's a city, he's sweet, if he has a problem, we're personal, he's his, he's his, he'll love more than he will be, because Doug loves movies. Hey, everybody. My name is Doug, and I love movies. This is Doug Loves the Shit Out of Movies. I really do, you guys. I've seen... I've got the fire again. I've got the fever. I saw, over the past two weeks, I've seen at least 21 movies, I think. think yeah I went absolutely apeshit at

Fantastic Fest in Austin saw like at least two a day for like a week and then and a couple more on other days and then since I've been back I've seen like in LA I've seen three movies I haven't done that forever so and they were all good and I've talked about some before, and I'll talk about some tonight. Since last... Oh, wait, did I say the date? We're coming to you from the UCB Theater in LA on Tuesday, October

1st, 2 Oceans 12. Since last I spoke and you listened, we taped a dining with Doug and Karen, with guest Greg Proops and chef Ludo. You know that guy Ludo? Ludo that guy Ludo? Ludo Leschaz. He's got a French name.

Anyway, he was great. Made us some great food. And it'll be available now or soon to listen to for free in the comedy podcast section of iTunes or over at Nerdist.com. This Saturday, October 6th, I'm doing stand-up at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase. This Saturday, October 6th, I'm doing stand-up at the Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase, appropriately enough, in Ann Arbor at 420. Sunday night, I'll be at the Arlington Draft House in Arlington, Virginia. Both of those shows bring your name tags because the Leonard Mullen game will be played at the end of the show. And Monday, October 8th, I'm taping at Douglas Movies at the Gramercy Theater new york city with three to four very special guests

they're already booked and hopefully they'll show up uh lots of shows in random spots so check the dates at douglasmovies.com now i just want to quickly just uh people ask me on twitter the number one question right now is whenever i go do a show somewhere they they go, is it Doug Loves Movies or is it stand-up? And I try to be super clear in the promos on here and on Twitter, if I say it's Doug Loves Movies, then it's Doug Loves Movies. I know, it sounds crazy, right? But if I say it's Doug Loves Movies, then it's Doug Loves Movies. But if I say I'm doing stand-up, still bring name tags because whoever my opening act is will have to compete

against audience members for prizes at the end of the show. And to confuse things even further, I'm going to start doing movie interruptions out on the road a little bit and bringing great movies to places and then sitting there with a microphone and talking during them.

So just like we do here at CineFamily, we just did The Avengers. that was a lot of fun and next up thank you next up is um return of living dead part two on october 17th i want to say now it's time for tweet relief tweets about movies at preel preel preel p-r-e-e-l preel preel preel wrote perks of being a wallflower is that jacob dylan biopic right this has been tweet relief tweets about movies all right the prize bag's got some good stuff in it you guys it's got a thank you card that will be addressed to you by one of the guests. Also, a signed copy of Makeup Artist Magazine. And also we have in here somebody out on the road.

This is from Eugene, Oregon. There's a company called Doug's Nuts. DougsNuts.com and they have, it says share the love, pass the nuts. And for some reason it's Doug's Nuts and they gave them to me and I'm not gonna eat, I'm not gonna try

them. But just I'm grossed out by it. But everybody else might be alright. From Fantastic Fest I'll have a few things in the bag every week until all of it's gone I've got like a

koozie that says Shiner Light Blonde on it I think it's a delicious beer that I haven't tried and then a book called Not Quite Hollywood The Wild Untold Story of Ozploitation. Yeah, so that's

Australia, right? And I brought a copy of Smug Life and a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. If you get a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt from DougLovesMovies.com and take a picture of yourself in it, I will retweet it if you send it to me. That's a pledge.

Oh, and also a CD by a very funny comedian. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, and Zach Galifianakis! Thank you! Hey, Doug, it's good to be back on the show. That's my Anthony Juslik impression. Yeah, Anthony had a doctor's appointment at 5 o'clock,

and I've been getting a steady stream of texts explaining how doctors suck and why do they fucking make you wait so long. I guess it's his first time to a doctor. So, um... Can you make a text exchange into a movie? Because that sounds really great. Yes, I think it's been done already but sure that's Zach Galifianakis everybody

he brought makeup magazine and signed his name on the front of it. Very nice. And he'll also be signing that thank you card. He'll write the name on the front of it when we find out who that is. Whoa, whoa, whoa. He's not going to get carried away. That was the plan, right?

It's pink. It's the thank you card. It's from American Greetings. And the CD is called Death of the Party because Kyle Kinane is here, everybody. I would have brought fun, wacky things. What? I would have brought fun, wacky things. Oh, no, this is

a fun, wacky thing. Your comedy is very enjoyable, and it's so old-fashioned to be able to hold it. That's wacky things. Oh no, this is a fun wacky thing. It's very enjoyable and it's so old fashioned to be able to hold it. That's exciting. It is, in the hand. People love it. Yeah. So yeah, so I was expecting

Anthony to really bring the energy to this episode. He's the spark plug that we needed. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm a little... What doctor are you at at 5 p.m.? Yeah.

And far away. Like he's in Pomona or something. I don't know where he is, but... I told him to try to make it. Is he pissed because he just can't grow a beard? I know. It was really mean of me to put him on this panel. I can't grow a beard either, though.

With a face like his, you don't need a beard. That's right. Smooth. Where's your chin? Yep. That's one of them. The beards are just chin disguises. That's all they are.

It's a chin hider. Um, all right. So maybe he'll get here in time for, I was excited about this booking because at Bumbershoot of last year, Two Oceans 11, you and Anthony had a particularly contentious round of the Leonard Maltin game. First off, somebody didn't want to step in and take a one-inch punch. Oh, right. That was the one-inch

punch episode. So I stepped in for that. Would you do that, Zach? Would you get a for one point in the Leonard Maltin game let a really huge guy punch you from just an inch away? No, a huge guy, but the punch you from just an inch away. No, a huge guy, but the punch comes from just one inch away.

He doesn't get to pull his arm back before he brings it in. What do I get again? One point in the Leonard Mullins game. For sure. Yeah, exactly. The extra point. See, Kyle, that's how he plays.

But Anthony wouldn't do it. No. I can't, man. This is how I make a living. I heard somebody say that on the basketball court once. The ball was thrown at some actor, Jerkoff. The ball was thrown at his face. Oh, Jack Nicholson.

And the guy goes, dude, don't do that. That's how I make a living, my face. My face is my occupation. All right, so this is the first time we've had two guests since Jeff Garlin was late that other time, and we went ahead with two guests. He's like two guests. More. Higher. like two guests. More.

Higher. A bit higher. But I'll just go ahead and go through the questions as I've prepared them and we'll see what happens. Zach Galifianakis. Is it true that Hangover 3

is going to be about how you guys wake up one day feeling fine and proceed to enjoy yourselves for the course of the film? That sounds about right, yes. Wouldn't that be awesome? What if it was just that? People would go. Yeah, I think so. I'd love that.

I'd love to see those guys catch a break for once. Yeah. Just go buy hammocks and for the next last 45 minutes we're just in a hammock Yeah You guys aren't fucking John McClane

where every vacation he goes on some shitty has to happen Yeah That's not a bad idea You're just three dudes Yeah, just have a nice day It's already shooting, right?

Yeah You're shooting it right now Yeah Right now, right here The camera's in the back. Have you been to the movies lately, Kyle? Seen anything? We'll be right

back with great icebreakers. So, I love how you looked down at the paper So Kyle, have you been to any good movies lately? Lately I do work off of notes when I'm at the bars So, do you like the cinema?

I love it I can't even I DVR'd beaches last week. Why? Because there was a boob movie I wanted to watch at the same time. And I won't allow myself to DVR boob movies. Are you saying boot movies? Boobs. Oh, boobs. And I won't allow myself to DVR boob movies. So I just watch. Are you saying boot movies?

Boobs. Oh, boobs. It's like bikini space travel or something. But I won't DVR those because I feel like a real piece of shit. So I watch that straight up, watch that live. But I'll DVR classic to absorb some of the guilt. So I got beaches on deck. You've never seen it?

Or you just want to revisit the magic? I knew it was like the antithesis of bikini space travel. But it sounds like a boob movie. It could be. Barbara Hershey was in The Entity. That's something. That might be the greatest boob movie of all time because she gets

assaulted by a ghost. And they made prosthetic boobs where you see fingers going like working the breasts. It's insane. Jeepers. Dump beaches and DVR The Entity. That's beaches. Yeah. And DVR the entity.

Yeah. That's enough to give me the Hershey squirts. I'm just reading the note. Don't jump ahead and steal my jokes. You can't. Hey, Dread3D, of course you can't spell dread without three D's. So, DVR'd Beaches

to relive the magic and that's it that's it for you movie wise the last movie I saw in the theater was The Campaign now that is a good icebreaker. That was a very funny movie, Zach. Okay, let's move on. I wasn't going to bring it up.

I wasn't going to bring it up. I was going to be cool about it. I had some laughs in a multiplex in Virginia Beach. Oh, nice. I played well there. I played really well there. Oh, nice. I believe it was where I was. Played well there. Played really well there. Yeah, yeah. It's so funny.

I was, Anthony Jeselnik was booked on this show because he was so excited about, he texted me about, I'll read you his text. He texted me the other day about movies and his excitement about the movies just made me go, hey, do you want to do the show on Tuesday night? I'll read you what he wrote. He wrote to me, there's all this

shit about the doctor's office. Instead of reading it, can we just pass your phone around and everybody read it? What about the listeners? He wrote, this is just a text from my friend Anthony. Looper is the fucking greatest second greatest Dread 3D

and you can take that to the blood bank Senator so that's the guy that's fired up about movies and I'm like you want to do DLM on Tuesday and he goes I will seriously do it just to talk about those two movies so if he were here, he would be

going off right now about Looper and Dread 3D. And we could, you know... It'd be a better show, is what you're saying. I'm just saying it would be more of the kind of show I'm looking for. Okay, well maybe we can step up to the plate. What have you seen lately, Zach?

The campaign. Before that, The Hangover. Last, I rented a movie. Wait, what about Due Date and Hangover? Oh, I didn't see those. Okay. The last movie, I rented one. Does that count?

Yes! Straight Time, Dustin Hoffman, prison movie. Yeah. Have you seen it? The last movie, I rented one. Does that count? Yes. Straight Time, Dustin Hoffman, prison movie. Yeah. Have you seen it? Yeah. And the nurse from One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. What's that? Colleen Frazier, I think. Yes, Colleen Frazier.

Great movie. The great. Straight Time. Look it up. It's really good. I don't have anything bad to say about it. Her name is Fletcher. Colleen Frazier. Great movie. Straight time. Look it up. It's really good. I don't have anything bad to say about it. Her name is Fletcher. Colleen Fletcher.

You can't be making fun of me for that, can you? No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just correcting you. Okay. But you said it like, how can you not know that? It's not Colleen. It's Fletcher.

It's Fletcher. Okay. Great movie. Yeah. She won the Academy Award for that Cuckoo's Nest film. Yeah, I didn Fletcher. It's Fletcher. Okay, great movie. Yeah, she won the Academy Award for that Cuckoo's Nest film. Yeah, I didn't see that. Right?

I don't know. Did she? And I think, did Ulu Grossbard direct? Yes, it was a name like that. That's right, doesn't it? It was. Ulu.

It's a Ulu joint. But it's basically about recidivism right what yes it is going back to jail that's exactly what it's about yeah it's about going

a prison guy gets out and he has a hard time acclimating to life yeah yeah like there's a scene where he's like

trying to figure out he's like there's this booby movie that he wants to watch live but he doesn't know about DVRs he doesn't know how they work so he's trying to figure out there's this booby movie that he wants to watch live, but he doesn't know about DVRs. He doesn't know how they work, so he's afraid he's going to lose his features forever. That's where they lost me because it was

1974. I'm like, what the fuck is a DVR? Yeah, what are they doing? Does anyone hunger for games? Does anyone hunger for games? Now we're talking Now this sucker's flying It's moving, yeah Let's play a round of ABCD's Nuts

With you two fellas And this is a new game to both of you So I'll I'll describe it quickly. We're going to go through, normally we go through the alphabet, where each person has to take turns naming a movie that begins with the next letter of the alphabet. Any movie. The only counts for T, though.

Yeah. Just to make it tough. Okay. And we don't do the alphabet. Now we spell things. And today... This guy's over here stepping on a bag of chips. Today we're going to spell...

Right? That's what's happening, right? You got a bag of chips under your chair and you're squashing it with your... You've never been chip heckled before? No. Oh, man. bag of chips under your chair and you're squashing it with your... You've never been chip-hackled before? No. Oh, man.

I got into it big with this bag of Funyuns one night. I thought he was just a professional Foley artist taking his work home with him. He's crammed. He's got to create a forest fire. Yeah. Sound effect. Okay.

I had a Ruffles joke in there, but it's so quick-fire around here, I had no place to jump in. You can hear the ridges. All right, so, but we're going to spell something, and tonight, just to set the record straight,

because people get it wrong all the time, we're going to spell Galifianakis. Good. Yeah. So we start, and if you... Can you use that in a sentence? You don't have to. I saw the campaign today.

Galifianakis. And it's... I'll walk you through how it's spelled. You don't have to worry about that. I wrote down the name of a movie that begins with a letter out of all movies. If we match, you win automatically. But you have to name a movie within three seconds.

That begins with a G. You start with G, yes. Go. G-Force. Correct. I said Ghostbusters. Damn it. Yeah.

So close. Kyle, you get A. Any movie that begins with A. Animal House. Very good. Avatar. L. Are you kidding me?

Looper Did really hand you that one Didn't I? Yeah Liar liar Yeah But my name only has one L in it Oh no I can see what you're saying

Okay I Intimate encounters That's gotta be a movie, right? Was that the name of the movie? That was the movie movie That's gotta be a movie It's also a great icebreaker

See? Who's in it? Oh You know Standard fare It's Holly Alright, I'm to look that up later

because if there is a movie called Intimate Encounters that sounds good that sounds like something I want to watch you want another one? yeah I want another one Ice Age that's a real movie that's real

but it's not you're saying it's a real movie. It's not a real story. It's based on a true thing. Okay. It's based on a Jack London. Jack called Wild. Jack Wild.

Jack London. Jack. Jack O' Lantern. Jack Wild was in Intimate Encounters. I said Iron Man. A. A. Apple. Three seconds.

Apple time. Look it up. Who's got a computer? Computer. Well, Grandpa, we have these phones now. Apple time. It's got... I said Alice in Wonderland. That's one, yep. So Kyle's our winner Kyle won

I won? Oh If Anthony were here He would be mad at that game He would be mad at Kyle It would be a real fun dynamic Yeah, sorry Good job, Kyle

Thanks I appreciate it Yeah, you. Good job, Kyle. Thanks. I appreciate it. Yeah, you guys are... It's much more fun for me, I know. You're not mean to each other. We'll get there. What kind of insults do you think Anthony would have used on you so far?

God. I don't know. He's pretty good at those, but he's never done it to my face. Oh, really? Does he have a whole lot of them? No, no. I'm not implying that he's stocking up on Galifianakis jokes. Probably.

But he'd have something to say. Yeah, probably. Yeah. How old is Anthony? 29? Yeah, well, he old is Anthony? 29? Yeah, well, he shouldn't talk to his elders like that. 30, maybe? Let's play the Leonard Maltin game.

Yeah. Let's do it. People in the audience have name tags that they've crafted. In some cases, scribbled on something. That bag of chips isn't your name tag? Now I'm never gonna... That lady's got money.

Oh, cash. That's smart. That's real smart. Zach is interested in the cash. And you guys just get up and go out into the audience and pick the name tag And you guys just get up and go out into the audience and pick the name tag that you want to play for. Okay. Or you can make them come to you, I guess.

Just pointing at people. Is there gummy bears left in that? Like a root. Half gone gummy bears? Get his fucking dirty mitt in there? Yeah. His hand just digging in there? Getting those gummy bears.

Does anybody have a full bag of gummy bears? She's got brownies. What do they got in them? Does that say diarrhea on it? What's it say? Okay, I'll take that. Her name is diarrhea?

You said half full. There's like six left in here. I mean, from a distance, that looks like diarrhea. Do you know that song from a distance? It looks like diarrhea? It's one of my favorite songs. It's in beaches, I think. I think she sings that in beaches.

From a distance, it looks like diarrhea. That has weight to it. That fell with a thud. Or no, maybe it's wind beneath my that in beaches. It looks like there we go. That has weight to it. That fell with a thud. Or no, maybe it's wind beneath my wings in beaches. Do we need forks and knives? Yes. Whoa, Doug. Whoa.

I want open. Open, open. See, it's not that easy, is it? Anthony would get this open real quick. There we go. So it was pretty hot out today, I'm guessing. Because it looks kind of melted. Yeah.

It's okay. What kind of, is it just a straight brownie? Oh, that sounds good. Does it have any chiba in it? Good. Because Doug hates that stuff. Does it have any chiba in it? Good Because Doug hates that stuff Well I do think it's wasted calories To eat something like this

It doesn't have chiba in it But you know They're funny looking forks We need one knife right? Yeah one knife I think these are all knives Oh it's a dinner It's an elegant plastic dinnerware set one knife, right? Yeah, one knife. I think these are all knives. Oh, it's an elegant plastic dinnerware set.

I was sensing a fanciness about these particular utensils, and now it's turned out to be... Oh, I found a spoon. Uh, diarrhea. Is this homemade or... God, can we just be friends so I can call you diarrhea

just like in public? Diarrhea, do you have 35 cents? I gotta... Wait, what do you gotta do with the 35 cents? I have a debt I have to pay back. I used the pay phone 17 years ago. Yep. All right, that'll work.

Here we go. Is it rude if I don't have any? No. No. They're not good. Shut up, diarrhea. Well, we don't... Here we go, diarrhea.

Mmm, diarrhea. You've outdone yourself, Tiger. It is really good, Kyle. All right. I feel rude. You guys want some? It's not that good. She just bought it at a store and squirted diarrhea on it.

You mean like Hershey squirted it on there? Or... Well, thank you, diarrhea. I've never appreciated diarrhea until now. And, um... Who are you playing for, Kyle? Did he write his name on there anywhere? He just held up some yummy bears. Really grabbed your attention.

The work that he put into that. Probably took a lot of work to not eat all of them. I don't want to play this game. There's stuff in my pocket. People make crafted cakes. What's your name?

Mike. Okay, Mike. Kyle is playing for Mike. Zach is playing for Big D. What's that? I forgot her name again. Dirty D. You don't mind if I just call you Di for short, do you? Or Di-a. Maybe Di-a.

How's that gummy bear? Great. But it just doesn't have that diarrhea touch. That diarrhea magic. Yeah, I'm kind of done with the diarrhea joke it could come back again When you least expect it. Yeah. It usually does after I eat a shitty cake.

Okay, so we'll let Zach go first. I don't know why. No reason. Wait, who won that last game? Oh, Kyle did, so you get to go first. Oh, all right. There you go. All right.

You get to pick a category between the following. Would you like to play the Below Zilch category, as the person who suggested it. Doug Loves Guests. And these are movies that feature one of the guests zilch category as a person who suggested it. Doug loves guests. And these are movies that feature one of the guests that's on the show tonight. Or

or Mall Me Maybe. And that's movies that have a bear. One or more bears in them. I don't need to hear any more options. But you're going to really love this next one, though. It's called Ass to Mouth.

And it's movies that have a talking donkey in them. A couple of those are the same. There's a little bit of overlap, sure. How much does a talking donkey Pop into puss in boots? Is there ass to mouth in puss in boots? I don't know I don't think there's a donkey

Which of those categories do you like, Kyle? I like the bear one. The bear one. Okay, maul me maybe. But it's not gummy bears. It's just regular... I'm just trying to keep with the theme. It's got one or more regular bears in it. That someone's mauled?

Did you say someone was mauled in the movie? The bears could be peaceful. They could maul people to death. That's a good category. They'd be animated bears. Yes. What if the bears were... They could be lethargic bears.

They could be animated bears. Yeah. Big hairy gay dudes. Could be a movie about big hairy gay dudes. What if the bears are like bad news? Does that count? Those bears don't qualify because there's no actual bears. I thought hard about it to make sure there wasn't one in one scene.

But big, hairy, gay dudes is cool. Got some cross wires on these rules. Yeah, there's no... Are we talking about gay bears or like Alaskan bear? Like bear bears. We're talking about gay bear people. No, just animal bears. People that are gay bears.

Bears that don't have a choice. No, I'm kidding. Just animal bears. Bears. Bears. Zoo bears. Right. Zoo bears. Got it. Yogi bears. Oh, shit. Bears that can... Bears that can marry.

Vermont teddy bears. Right? Nothing? Yeah, you got something. You got about four groans over here. That's something. I'll take it. The year of this movie that has a bear in it

is 1989. Mr. Moulton gives this movie one and a half stars. That's a good review. That's on the lower end. Not my book. Good enough. You get unanimously great reviews that way, don't you?

Yeah. What did I say? 89? And he says about this movie, he doesn't say much about it, but he says that he calls calls it Brain Dead Yahoo Fair. And he also says it's fun for a while. Yeah, Brain Dead Yahoo Fair and fun for a while. And he lists eight names.

How many names do you think you can get it in? 89. That's a lot of names. I don't think that was... I think I can... The year is 89. I think I can guess it in two names. Well, that's a very strong opening.

That's a strong opening. Okay, I say try that, Kyle. I'm out of bears myself, so I'm in business right now. So you're going to get two names, but I think you think you know what it is already, maybe. I think you think. I'm wrong. I'll give you the clues again.

One and a half stars. This bear fair is for yahoos who are brain dead for a while. I paraphrased it. It's fun for a while. You paraphrased it? I thought that's what you said. Yeah. I thought that's what you said.

And your two names are the Jeff Healy Band. He listed his name. Could have just said Jeff Healy. Yeah, they played Oscar. Kathleen Wilhoit. The Great Outdoors. It's got a bear in it. The Great Outdoors. It's got a bear in it. The Great Outdoors.

Yeah. That is a tremendous guess. Really good guess. I'm impressed. It's incorrect. It's a movie called Roadhouse, where a stuffed bear falls on a guy. I must see it.

It's really funny when the stuffed bear falls on the dude. And yeah, but The Great Outdoors was one year prior. Alright, that was close. No, that was a very, very good guess. That's why I was asking you if you thought you were sure of what the movie was,

because I was pretty sure that no one would get that. I've failed spectacularly at this game every time I've played it. Well, just because Zach is on the board doesn't mean you don't have a chance to tie it up right now. Let's hear it for Kyle, everybody. Here we go. Here we go. Let's get that diarrhea energy back that we had earlier. And let's go ahead and let Kyle pick a category once again.

Would you like, as suggested by PlaysByEar on Twitter, in theaters, ow! And that's movies that have torture in them or at cos pow ink k-o-s

pow i-n-c suggested keeping up with the kardashians and that's movies that have three or more monsters in them Or one of everybody's favorites,

In Theaters Now. So you got In Theaters Ow, In Theaters Now. In Theaters Ow. Okay. In Theaters Ow. This movie has torture in it. Yeah. Okay. In theaters ow. This movie has torture in it.

Yeah. 1987. Three stars from Mr. Malton. He says about this movie,

you can get three stars? Dude, some movies get four. Bullshit. It's true. Just turn your phone upside down.

That wouldn't change the number of stars at all. Says this movie's about a borderline psychopath. They're always right there. Yeah. He's right there on the line. And he also says this movie is loud and violent. Yeah. He's right there on the line. And he also says this movie is loud and violent. 1987.

Three stars from Leonard. Has torture in it. So I guess that's kind of redundant to say it's violent. And there are seven names listed. Oh, man. How many do you think you can get it in? Let's go five. I got greedy on the first one. Yeah, you probably could have

gotten a few more names that last time, but five is a smart opening bid. I say you can't do it. Is that what I'm supposed to say? Right? I say that he can't do it. Or do I say I can't do it. Is that what I'm supposed to say? Right. I say that he can't do it. Or do I say I can name it in something?

You did it right, sort of. You challenge him. To what? Name that movie. Name that movie. Here's your five names. Yep. Thanks.

Out of seven. All right. I feel pretty good. You read the bottom up or do you read? Yeah. seven. All right. I feel pretty good. You read the bottom up or do you read? Yeah. Okay. Tracy Wolf. Fuck.

Darlene Love. Tom Atkins. Mitchell Ryan. And third build in this movie from 1987. Gary Busey. It's, um... Borderline psychopath. Lethal weapon. Loud and violent.

Lethal weapon. That is correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never get these these I'm so excited Alright Alright Alright We're all tied up

You get to pick the category this time, Zach Sure From the following options Help myself to some celebratory You get to pick the category this time, Zach. Sure. From the following options. Help myself to some celebratory cake. Oh, yeah, have some celebratory cake now that you're out of bears. I didn't take a gummy bear when I went up for you. Because there aren't any more. They're gone.

All gone. In theaters, ciao. That's films that are set in Italy. Oh. In theaters, how? That's movies that were covered on How Did This Get Made podcast, which they generally cover terrible movies.

Or, it's back again. The below zilch category. Doug loves guests. Movies that... A movie that one of the guests on this panel has been in. Is in. One of the guests on the panel.

One of the guests. Not me. Although we were both in the same movie once. Leonard never reviewed it though let's do the Italian one let me just for fun tell you what the one was for the guest tonight 2001 and Leonard called it a bomb.

What's that face? You narrowing it down? I just... You're not good with years? No, I heard you. Did you say years or ears? Are your ears good with years? No, it's just like Lenny's tough on me and stuff I've done.

is good with years? No, it's just like Lenny's tough on me and stuff I've done. He doesn't blame... This one isn't your fault at all. And it's not a bomb. I disagree with Leonard. Okay.

I watched it in a motion picture theater and laughed. What is it? It's called Bubble Boy. Oh. You're not... They list a bunch of names and they didn't even drag you into it.

You were billed below Fabio in that one. Fabio's the night, yeah. So you did good. He could be in the Italian one too. Has he been in any Italian movies? Fabio? Let's find out. The year is

1991. Can I tell a story about Fabio and Bubble Boy? Please Old girlfriend Calls me She's like I'm still in love with you Can I come out there? I'm like to California

I'm like okay I take her to a Bubble Boy party That sounds like a really specific kind of party bubble boy party. You know, I don't know what it was. That sounds like a really specific kind of party. And, um... We get together with boys in bubbles and just show them a good time. Like a regular party, but half the guests

are in bubbles. It wasn't like that, but I wish it were. It was like a wrap party? Yeah, it was something like, I think it was a screening of it, and there was a party with cocktails and hors d'oeuvres and diarrhea cake. Anyway, this girl that came out

was went to the thing. Fabio was there. The next night Fabio picked her up at my apartment in his Bentley. Because I said, you have to go on a date with Fabio. I mean, he asked you out. She was like, yeah. I was like, well, go out

with him. And so she went out on a date with him, and she said all he talked about is how he saves animals and how he was almost the lead in Forrest Gump. how he was almost the lead in Forrest Gump. What else would there be to talk about? Those are both amazing. I'll never watch Forrest Gump the same, man.

What could have been? It's the only way I want to see that movie now. Two stars for this movie that takes place in part or completely in Italy. 1991. Leonard says it's wildly overblown. And he also says that it's got some good action scenes. Wildly overblown. Some good action scenes. 1991ly overblown. Some good action scenes.

1991. In theaters. Ciao. 13 names. 91. And I can't ask any other questions about it. I should guess. Correct.

I shouldn't even have answered that one. Godfather 3. Out of 13 names, how many do you think... Totally forgot that part of it. Bull moves, eh? Did I get it though? Let's just play and you'll see

Okay, I can do it in six names Okay, Kyle Do it in six names You guys just refused to say name that movie Okay, six names what's that name that movie okay well done plugged it i plugged it my money's on kyle your six names are leonardo chimino frank stallone, Lorraine Toussaint, Andrew Braniarski, Harvey. Six names. Out of 13.

Just name a movie from around 1991 that you think has scenes in Italy. I'm just saying, just name a movie that fits that description as far as you know. Pizza Time. No, it's Godfather. No, I'm kidding.

I really think that Godfather 3 came out around then because I remember seeing it in college. I think that's a good guess. I think it's a reasonable guess, but the actual answer is Hudson Hawk. And that means Kyle is our winner. That's it winner that's it

best two out of three we've gone three minutes over the allotted time apologies to comedy bang bang I say that most weeks thank you Anthony Jesselnik, for not being here. I think it probably would have been awkward

if he was here. Does diarrhea get any gifts? Well, you can give diarrhea the thank you card if you want. Yeah. And gummy bear Mike Diarrhea the thank you card if you want. Yeah. And Mike, Gummy Bear Mike will get the

magazine. Is that fair, Gummy Bear Mike? I mean, you didn't fucking even fucking try to fucking make a name tag, so you'll settle for that, right? You forgot how to spell diarrhea, didn't you? It's so hard to spell. Yeah, how do you spell

diarrhea? How do you spell it? It don't know where the H goes. It's so hard to spell. Yeah, how do you spell diarrhea? How do you spell it? It's like Rhea Perlman, but backwards. No, D-I-A-H. No, no, no, we're doing diarrhea. We're doing diarrhea. We're doing diarrhea. You don't have any thank you cards

I've written to diarrhea in my life? None. Well, no, that's not true. There was that one night we played Splattergories. It's D-I-A-R-R H-E-A. Yeah.

Just like the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid. That's the next thing that came up on Google after diarrhea. Why not Diary of Anne Frank? Why Diary of a Wimpy Kid? Is that already a more famous diary? It's done so much more for the world. You guys got any plugs you want to throw in?

Wow, he's sealing it Now it's like a magic trick It's going to open up and there's just a chicken in there I thought you were going to write her name on the phone D-I-A-H If you'll just give me your address so I can get it delivered Like a telegram A telegram for diarrhea?

What's your social? Oh, come get your prizes, diarrhea. I mean, Mike. Mike, no diarrhea. But diarrhea does get to name a shithead. Lou Holtz for hating on West Virginia. Oh, okay, alright. Hangead. Lou Holtz for hating on West Virginia. Oh, okay.

All right. Hang on. Lou Holtz for what reason? Hating on West Virginia University a lot. Okay. Okay. There you go, dude. Congratulations, Mike.

Snackers really do win is the new promotional gimmick. Do you have anybody you'd like me to call a shithead zach no don't say it out loud uh just just write it down because because everyone already knows lou holtz it has to be some sort of surprise at the end so just anybody you want just write it down on that that line right there kyle you got any road gigs coming up? Yeah I'm going on tour next week I'll throw over KyleKanane.com People can get your dates go see him Super funny dude I'm going to be at the LA Podcast Festival

You should come to that you'll probably be around It's October I ain't going to no podcast festival No it's going to be fun. It's like this, but in Santa Monica. Oh, yeah, I like doing podcasts out there. Ferris wheel. LAPodcast.com for more information on that.

You really don't have a Twitter, right? I have an account, but I don't like it. You don't do anything with it? I don't like it. Okay. I don't like to tweet. I'm not a Twitter tweeter. Okay.

I was a cutter in high school, though. What's that, the guy in the back of the boat? What's that guy called? Cutty. Cutty. Cutty Shark. Cutty Shark We'll cut this part out Why? Who just beeped?

Someone's taking a photo Oh Oh You like to look British In your every photo? Yeah Does this look British? So you launch into that accent

Doing bad teeth. No. I've never heard that one. All right, let's just, we can do this backstage. Whatever this is. Thanks again to Kyle Kinane and Zach Galifianakis

and Anthony Jesselmick. And as always, Lou Holtz is a shithead Thank you diarrhea And Anthony Jesselnik is a shithead He hides a bolt in view and prowess makes him cocky. There's no room in his heart for you, cause Doug loves movies!