Doug Loves Movies - Zach Galifianakis, Michael Hitchcock, Riki Lindhome and Kumail Nanjiani guest

Episode Date: February 6, 2023

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Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, sticky seeds With 50 eyes and 5 more kernels in his teeth There's still not one that he won't see Cause Doug loves movies Hey, hey, hey everybody! My name is Doug and I love movies. This is I Love Movies. Okay, what did I say about Dodgers going woo? People are dying to go woo.

We just don't get to do it enough anymore. I came out on stage early, I had to get here get to do it enough anymore. I came out on stage early. I had to get here early to do that. Told everybody what to do. So this next one that's coming up is going to be interesting. We, of course, are coming to you once again from our monthly, our new monthly home,

Dynasty Typewriter in Wilshire Boulevard in Los Angeles, California! our monthly our new monthly home dynasty typewriter and wilshire boulevard in los angeles california it's sunday february 5th 2023 and forget about the big game next sunday because we've got a big A big, sick game today. But first, Doug plugs everybody's favorite part of the show. Doug Loves Movies is back here at Dynasty Typewriter on Sunday, March 5th at 420. And it's coming this summer to Chicago, Seattle, and more? We'll see. For all my dates and deets, go to DougLovesMovies.com. That's DougLovesMovies.com.

Yeah! Caw-caw! Wallet! Ted Danson? Oh, man, you guys have lost it. We're just going to put a version of that in from a previous show. It got way too complicated over time, so I understand it not being a top priority to remember when to go, Ted Danson?

But it's glorious when it goes right. I brought a prize box today. It's got everybody's signature that's going to be on the stage during the show. And then inside the box, there are a couple of ring pops, a book that's very heavy that's called Super Serious, and it's pictures of comedians. I don't even know which way is right side up. That's how heavy that's called super serious and it's pictures of comedians i don't even know which way is right side up that's how fun that book is and then i got one of these bracelets that's supposed to uh you know help you uh center yourself or something find balance and i put it on and fell down so i'm getting rid of that seems like bad luck. This thing's kind of fun. When I say kind of, I mean I don't want it.

It says, hack your nervous system. And it's a series of cards that if you read them, I guess your nervous system goes, hey, what are you doing? Why are you hacking me? Seems like a rude move finally i'm very excited to give this away because uh our dear friend leonard malton who's on the show quite frequently down on his head i don't i don't know where he's king but uh he's a king of movies he's never worn, he's wearing like such a, anyway. I'm just saying, they put

the crown on later, that's my point. He doesn't actually have a crown. But anyway, that's in the box. All that stuff is going to be given away today to our winner, in quotes. But we're really all winners just for being here today.

Because I have four terrific guests who you know from movies television and I don't know what other maybe some video games maybe an occasional novel they might get mentioned in let's get them out here give it up everybody for Kumail Nanjiani Michael Hitchcock Ricky Lind, and Zach Galifianakis. Hey, you're all here. We made it. Yeah. Sometimes it's tough to get in here with the L.A. traffic,

and it's nice when everybody is here early. Let's meet all y'all individually and alphabetically by first name. Yeah, call me M. Night because the twists are going to keep coming. Alphabetical by first name means that I'm going to introduce Kumail Nanjiani!

Yay! Hey, dude. Hey, how's it going? It's good. Congratulations on Welcome to Chippendales. That turned out pretty damn good. Oh, thank you. Thanks for watching.

Unless you're just clapping, because whenever people aren't talking, you clap. I haven't been on stage in very long. I forget the exchange. Yeah, I'm glad to have you back on stage. Thanks for having me. Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? Oh, I'm sure it's Team 2.

Really? Team 1's pretty good this year. Yeah, but my money's on Team 2, you know. They make them good in Oklahoma. I think I know, okay, I know the Kansas City ones are playing. Yeah, and that's probably what they should be called.

They should change their name to the Kansas City ones. The Kansas City ones and the San Francisco boys. No. No, those boys didn't make the cut. Oh, really? I was so confident. No.

So who is it? It's our friends, the Philadelphia Eagles. Ah, yes. That made it. So between those two, who do you think? Oh, my money's on team two. Kansas City Royals? Chiefs!

Is it still Chiefs? okay yeah i thought they changed it yeah no that other one changed the washington redskins that one they got on quicker after many many years yes it took a long time but somehow it's quicker than the chiefs but also you know the Chief is like, I don't know. I guess they could argue the Chief is like in charge or something. So it's less offensive. Right. But Redskins is just painting the whole thing with a bad brush. Yeah, with red.

Yeah. Yeah, so they really should change that. I don't mind it because I, you it because sometimes you call smoking weed chiefing. So I like to think that they're just weed smokers. The Kansas City weed smokers. So who do you think is going to win, the weed smokers? Hey, I'm here to ask you the gotcha questions. Okay, well, I'll say the Kansas City people are going to win.

Plus, I'm also trying to find out what to put my money on. I thought the four of you might be able to really help me out in that area. You all seem like huge football fans. Yeah. For sure the Chiefs. Alright. Also joining us today, it's his very first time on the show and I'm so excited to have him give it up for Michael Hitchcock, everybody!

Are the football questions over? Please. What's that? Are the football questions over? No, What's that? Are the football questions over? No, no. I want to talk to you about... The list goes on and on. Mighty Wind, Best in Show, Bridesmaids. Is there a classic comedy that you're not in?

No. That's the perfect answer. And who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? Oh, for Christ's sake. I could give a fuck. All right. I'm going to be eating in is going to win the Super Bowl? Oh, for Christ's sake. I could give a fuck. I'm going to be eating in the Valley somewhere during the Super Bowl.

Oh, like at a restaurant? Yeah, but not a sports bar. You're going to pick one that doesn't have a TV because those are hard to find. I know, but I'm going to find it. They all have at least one screen in the bar area. I'm going to find it. Alright. Godspeed to you in that endeavor because that would be great if you could figure that out.

Yep. You could just stay at home and not turn on the TV. Okay, so. Wow. I mean, you just sound very not interested. And I'm telling you, most restaurants have at least one TV that's going to be on. But I like people. That's true.

So you do want to get out there with all the other people that just want to watch it on one TV in an Italian restaurant. Just like his kind of background or whatever. Ricky Lindholm is back, everybody! Hi, Doug. Hello. Second appearance on the show here at Dynasty Typewriter, so thanks for coming back. And you noted today on Instagram that it's the sixth anniversary of the premiere of the Lego Batman movie.

Yeah. Everyone knew that, though, right? I knew it because I was looking through some old pictures yesterday and saw pictures from the premiere and stuff. And also, I was excited about this lineup because almost everyone on stage has been the voice of a Lego. Who hasn't? I'm not going to out anybody as not having been a Lego.

But he is named after a famous director, so that's close enough. That's an exciting movie thing. Yeah, Michael, why haven't you been the voice of a Lego yet? I'm just too busy. I saw you, of course, have been on Brooklyn Nine-Nine. No, that's a character named Michael Hitchcock. For real?

Yes, it's not me. Named after you, at least? Named after me. Holy shit. And then they never even had me on the show. That's a fuck you. Yeah, it really is. I pissed some writer off somewhere.

I don't know who. We want Michael Hitchcock, but not the real one. We'll make one up. Who did they cast as you? What? Who played you? Blocker? Dan Blocker.

Dirk Blocker? Dirk Blocker. Dirk Blocker from Bonanza. Yeah, that's his dad, I guess. Yeah. Oh. Shh. Yeah. Okay, so I'm just interesting the audience because I want to get them to get a habit

of saying answers because we are going to play some games just between us. And Michael. Did you really think I was on it? No. Well, I'm going to tell you exactly why I did. Because I Googled Michael Hitchcock Lego, and somebody has made a Lego set of the characters from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

Bane. Right, but... I enjoy Legos. I mean, also the Bane Lego isn't really me either, but I'll still take credit. No, but it's based on something you did. It's true. It's based on him existing

well i mean he says because how many michael hitchcocks could there be how rare is the last name hitchcock especially in showbiz you think you know some people might change it because they don't want to be associated who was also a gay porn director on imdb and that also wasn't me. I've watched a few. More than a few. But I've never directed one. Yeah, I don't think they give you credit for watching. No, I don't think they do either. That'd be a terrible system.

Oh, that'd be... That's the IMDb of shame. I gotta get IMDb Pro. Take all these porns off of my... list of viewing experiences. Who are we talking to? Oh, Ricky. So yeah, so congratulations on the six-year anniversary. Thank you.

I don't know what I'm doing to celebrate yet. Maybe, is the Super Bowl today? A week from today. Oh, okay. I said maybe I'll watch it. Oh my God. I mean, I'd like to think a lot of the people that are here today would show up on Super Bowl Sunday,

but most shows are closed because they don't. Oh, wow. Yeah, people love their football. Well, I'll watch it next week to celebrate the Lego. I'll watch the Super Bowl to celebrate the sixth anniversary of the Lego movie. Any way you do it, it's just important to do it because because our last guest

that I'm going to introduce is super super psyched to be here and he spends whenever he does this show he spends the entire time

telling his face what a great time he's having it's Zach Galifianakis! Zach, do you remember that time that you did this show and you refused to speak the entire time? I got so paranoid that the audience thought I was just making up that he was here. But we can all see him, right? It's not just me.

Please don't do... Don't do... Please don't do it. Don't do it. I'm not going to ask you about the Super Bowl. You can, if you want. I probably know more than these nerds. I am going to have a Super Bowl party, actually. You are? Yep, which is going to be interesting because I just have a Super Bowl party, actually. You are?

Yep, which is going to be interesting because I just have a radio. You just walked around the entire party going, shh, shh, shh. Gather around an old Radio Shack radio. You know what, though? The Super Bowl ads are pretty awesome to just listen to. Most of them aren't that visual.

All right. No, instead of the Super Bowl, I was going to ask you to explain the ending of Birdman. Or the unexpected... You didn't let me finish bird man or the unexpected virtue of ignorance like you're in it did you understand it he flies at the end i no no i don't oh the the yeah michael does um i don't really remember stuff uh like that um, he just, he goes out the window? Right. And then Emma Stone looks out the window and you make up your own fucking mind.

I don't know. Are you going to watch the new In Your E2? It's called Bardo and then lots more words. Yeah, I like his movies. Yeah, it's really, I was watching it the other day and it's extremely dreamlike even more so than birdman and instead of drumming there's like some sort of horn that is very uh like an air horn yes yes the soundtrack is mostly just sudden blasts of air horn and it's hard to get used to it is rough no it's um but it's interesting that thematically i didn't even pick up on this the very first shot in bardo

is of the shadow of a man running and then flying for a little bit and then running and flying a little bit more and you never see him you just see his shadow in here i'm going and then he flies and uh that's michael keaton now i'm realizing maybe that was michael keaton i thought it was bardo but it turns out there's no character in bardo named bardo are you fucking kidding i'm not kidding you are you serious yeah i'm saying without zach around this director has gone off the rails but maybe there is a character named bardo because i only made it through an hour and a half of its three-ish hours running time. So why did you not make it through?

Because you couldn't figure out the Bardo thing? The Bardo thing was bothering me and I had to go do something. I had other plans. But every movie is so long these days that I'm trying to... Were you into Bardo? I'm trying to what? Were you into Bardo? I'm trying to what?

Were you enjoying Bardo? I was. I was. But it really is like a dream movie. Like every scene, something weird will start to happen, and then somebody will either say their dream name. I was going to go, bleh, bleh, bleh, bleh. Yeah.

Lots of air horn. That was the best I could do. Wait, who's in it? I'm not even... bardo yeah and i couldn't tell you the name of the gentleman who plays not bardo but uh wait his name is not because it's not there's there's not a lot of i'm pretty sure there's no way his name his name is like samuel or some it's different yeah but it's not bardoardo. But there may be a Bardo. That might be the twist at the end or something. The guy walks in and goes, hey, Bardo's here.

And then the credits start to roll. Yeah, like a waiting for Godot, but Bardo. Or Guffman. Waiting for Godot. Someone waited for Guffman. But he never shows up at the end. OK, I'm just going to tell you guys, the spoilers are flying

today. Sorry. How old is that one now? That movie? 25 years. If you haven't watched it, you're not going to watch it. That's it. Well, maybe today. One or two of you. Can I find out? Can I ask a question? Is this a podcast?

Mm-hmm. Like it's airing, not now, because podcast. But it will be a thing. Tonight, it'll be available. Okay. Everyone will hear it. Wherever people get their podcasts. Okay.

Yeah, so. How does that make you feel? So watch your mouth. I'm going to be a lot quieter. Yeah. He's going to turn this. Podcast are just traps. Turn this knock down a little. What this Podcaster just traps Turn this knock down a little

What? Podcaster just traps That's how they are That's what they are to me Just for you to fuck up And say something wrong Cut that part out You could just

You could just unplug your mic And just like pretend Like it's a live show Well I thought it was He fooled me And told I was under the assumption this is the one you, the movies you watch. We watch a movie, that's called the Benson Movie Interruption. What's this one called?

Doug Loves Movies. Well, doesn't Doug Loves Movies work for the other one too? Like it is hard to tell what the difference is. I guess so, but then people would probably be like, well, if he loves movies so much, why won't he shut the fuck up while we're trying to watch it? Good point. Why is he inviting his friends to yammer on and on?

That's exactly what my agent told me when she booked me for this. Yeah, I'm old school, and I guess I took advantage of you in the direct booking because you thought you'd get to come here and make fun of a movie. But we'll still have fun. You could just watch a movie on your phone and make fun of it while we do the show.

Yeah, is there a movie you're wanting to make fun of? You could do Birdman. Why don't you watch Birdman for the first fucking time? And yell at yourself. I did see some of it. I did see some of it. I had an ADR session. I've seen enough.

Yeah. Caught the trailer a couple of times. This movie's trash. These are, you're trapping yourself. Don't say that. Everyone can hear enough. Yeah. Caught the trailer a couple of times. This movie's trash. These are, you're trapping yourself. Don't say that. Everyone can hear it.

Oh. Oh yeah, yeah, this is a podcast. He probably listens to it. That's tongue in cheek. I love the movie. I think it's a really good movie, that movie.

And I never really get to say that a lot of times. Dude, lastly, they're saying, where'd this actress come from? She's in fucking Birdman. Like, she's like, you know, And I never really get to say that a lot of times. Do Leslie. They're saying, where'd this actress come from? She's in fucking Birdman. Like she's like, you know, lots of stuff. She's always amazing. She's the title character in Mandy with Nicholas Cage.

She's Mandy. And she dies very quickly. I think she's also Bardo. I mean, we'll see. You know, it's Bardo with no T at the end. So I was kind of hoping it was about Bridget Bardo. But no such luck. Nope, just Bardo.

And I like it. Don't get me wrong. It's got some weird shit in there, though. I'll tell you later. This lighting from here makes you look like Keith Raniere. Oh my God! Who's that? The guy, the vow.

The cult leader. He likes volleyball and sex cult leader. The sex cult volleyball guy. Hey, you got a lot of action. Sounds like I'm set for life. Yeah, nothing wrong ever. Nothing bad ever happened to that guy. The ladies loved him, though. They'd brand themselves for life. Yeah, nothing wrong ever. Nothing bad ever happened to that guy. The ladies loved him, though.

They'd brand themselves for him. Yeah, and then they'd play volleyball at midnight for him. Yeah, which of those is a bigger sacrifice? I'd rather brand myself. I'm sorry. I'm not playing volleyball at midnight. I mean, you're kind of in the mood to do something after being branded. Gotta celebrate.

Yeah, you gotta work off this adrenaline. Let's play some volleyball. Yeah, play a high adrenaline sport like volleyball. I can't sit down right now. Yeah. I gotta jump around and spike something. I mean, your butt never gets involved in volleyball, even if you die. That's not where they were branding themselves.

No. Really? No, they were branding themselves somewhere else. Kind of down by the, you know what? Oh, like just sort of like a hello label on the genitals? A hello label on the genitals? Yeah, that's a nice way of putting it. You know one of those hello labels on the genitals?

He was just a sex pest. Yeah. Little sex pest. How can you brand? What do you mean? What do you mean? You're implying that the branding is happening to the genitalia. No, nearby. Above. Oh, just above. Yeah, it's where the

hello label goes. Right, you don't put the hello label on the genitalia. I'm just saying, it's like a nice little message that you get if you were in that area for some reason. In case you're confused, like just below here. If you're stopping by, you'd be like, oh, you're confused, like just below here. If you're stopping by, you'd be like,

oh, you're owned by that guy or whatever. Mine says out of order. Mine says bardo. Mine doesn't say anything. I just shaved my pubes into a Nike swoosh. I have the hedge maze from The Shining.

It's like we're on At Midnight all over again or something. Let's each make a joke on the same thing. All right, so. All right. So moving on. Thank you all for being here. And I have a thing that I do before we get to the games on the show lately. And that's where I ask each of my guests to recommend a movie. But each time I've been changing up the parameters of what you can recommend.

And since there is this, uh, football game happening next weekend, right? I want you to reach deep down. Cause I think you could probably do it and name a football movie that you like, because you,

everybody has one, even if you're not a football fan i think they've made so many what's that can it be a tv show no oh but i bet that tv show is based on a movie yeah right yeah it's probably the one you're thinking of has a movie with that exact same title i never saw the movie and a. I didn't see that movie. I think he did the right thing because I think the TV series took the movie and improved upon it quite a bit.

I think. That's my opinion. Football movie. Yeah. How many are there? Well, let's... It can't be that many. Two, three.

Two, three hundred at least. I have a favorite. All right, here we go. Field of Dreams. I'm kidding. No, Rudy. Yes right, here we go. Field of Dreams. I'm kidding. No, Rudy. Yes, of course, Rudy. That's where Sean Astin, you know, tries and tries.

And then the very end, at the very end, he gets to play. Yeah, he gets to play in one play. No, one play. Oh, that's right, one play. And it doesn't even affect the game in any way. But they still all raise him up on their shoulders because he really had that stick-to-itiveness that got him into that one

play. Yeah. Good for him. It seemed like a giant waste of time for Rudy, but good for him. I mean, equipment manager or something like that. Yeah, there you go. I think. No, that's it. Yeah. I was going to say Rudy.

Well, you could both just say it back and forth. Next thing you know, you'll be chanting it. But now you'll have time to think of another one. Let's go to Ricky. Okay, I can't. So you were thinking Friday Night Lights, right? But I haven't seen it. So I feel like I saw a football movie once.

Tell me if this is a dream or if this happened. Is there a football movie with Keanu Reeves and gene hackman yes yes that one the replacement killers i think i saw that on a plane let me just stop everybody for a second even in this part there's no reason to yell out the names of movies that i'll be able to handle and also had a joke so i'm pretty sure i saw that movie or i just saw the DVD cover. It counts either way. That's a fun movie. I think it's a good choice. I was happy I could think of one. It's fun to recommend a movie blind.

I don't know if I've seen it but I think it's good. I think I saw it. I think people would like it. Why would I remember it if I didn't see it? I think I saw it. Yeah, I think you did. Trailers, commercials, you know, sometimes you just feel like you've seen something, you know? Right.

Like, I feel like I've seen Gone with the Wind. You haven't? And I've never committed to it. Oh. That was my grandma's favorite movie. Was she your favorite grandma? No, she wasn't, actually. I didn't think so.

I didn't think so. I think I can say that now. But she was a close second? Yeah, she was a close second. Or were you in a sitcom called My Three Grandmas? Okay, so replacements, Rudy. Did you think of another one camille jerry mcguire yeah that absolutely counts yeah they definitely sneak football in there yeah it's got football he's an agent for football players yeah i think he's a sports agent so i think he probably

represents you know other fields of i didn't watch it that carefully. Athleticism. But they definitely hang around football a lot. He, Cuba Gooding, is a football player. Ain't it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Feeling pretty good about Jerry Maguire. You know, I really kind of hit a wall after Rudy. I was down in the dumps and then I really, you know, real like a phoenix came up with Jerry Maguire. Big Oscar movie like Birdman was.

Zach? Oh, God. I i'm having i don't know a foot so the thematically well yeah sure i mean well one that i think you might think was a good one oh is it what is the question again i thought it was just to just to just what is a football movie you like? Yeah. If there is such a thing. I wish you had asked me my favorite football album. I would have. I would have had more choices.

My favorite football play. Or would it have been easier if I said, what's your favorite type of football? Just say it it like Beckham and then be like, oh, that's what they call it. Yeah. Ben, like Beckham, oh, that's what they call that. Like that?

Is that what I'm supposed to say? Pretty good. Do another one for you. I'd love to cut out Kumail saying that, suggesting that, and then you suggesting it. I'm asking,

am I getting, we move on. What were you going to suggest? Good ones. Yeah, but you were going to suggest one to me to say. Oh, I was going to try to think of one,

but then you didn't want it. No, I do want it now. We want it. How about that one where they all died in a plane crash? We are Marshall Oh, we are Marshall Wasn't there the TV movie Quarterback Princess?

Was it Helen Hunt? It better have been Because you just got your first point of the game Whoa Quarterback Princess For a Helen Hunt reference? You know I'm all about Helen Hunt references all right great that's exciting it might not have been her whenever you talk about Helen Hunt I just

jump up and do a water dance that's how good this crowd is they got that reference I don't think they did no I don't think so either can one person they were just laughing at the cadence. Yeah. I mean, you're a professional comedian. You nailed the cadence. Water dance? Can one person...

One person. Oh, of course that guy knows. Yeah. You're not giving me courtesy laughs, I hope. But it's a good movie that movie Eric Stoltz water dance yeah water dance with Helen Hunt and

Eric Stoltz I missed that one yeah he's like she's like a therapist for oh no wait that's a different movie but it's about handicapped dudes and they're a therapist I think they're therapists, I think. They're physical therapists.

Mask. That's why they call it a water dance. Oh. Because they do hydrotherapy. Oh. I could talk about this all day. I could sit here trying to remember it all day. But we came up with four good ones, I think.

If I think of any other... I feel like there's a lot of football movies that aren't so great. Oh, a fun one is... Any Given Sunday. That one's... It's intense, but Longest Yard was what I was about to say with Burt Reynolds. And then Adam Sandler did it

too, and it's a pretty good story. But... What was the one with Corey Haim? Remember that one? He was in a football movie? Yeah. Didn't he play high school football? Lucas.

Yeah. It's so disappointing. That was my favorite grandma. Shouted that one out. Grandma Lucas. All right. So, seriously, moving forward, we're going to play some games,

and please no yelling out of answers at that point. Well, we have to go to our first commercial break and get the hair out of my mouth. We'll be right back. We're back! So, to recap, Kumail is playing for Con Erica, and then it goes downhill from there. Michael's playing for Texas Chainsaw Marksaker,

and Ricky's playing for a gentleman who goes by the name Johnner, and Zach is playing for Melanie. Woo! Woo! And Zach is playing for Melanie. Woo! Woo! What are these blinking lights in the theater?

Does it? I asked for that. Okay. I thought there was something like, if there weren't blinking lights around, you'd have a stroke or something. They aren't blinking, Doug. They stopped it somehow.

Well, they're supposed to. I said when doug asked about the lights just but you prefer it all right i'm glad i'm glad i win in that scenario why do you think they have the blinking capacity? I think it was a mistake. Or they're saying you're out of time. Oh. Wrap it up. That's the signal. All right.

This first game we're going to play is going to be hated by most of the people on stage. Is it football again? Yes, all the games are about football. Oh, no. We are playing football. No, we got that football shit out of the way during the part where nothing was on the line. And I didn't know all four of you would be not into football movies.

I think Zach actually knows football. I don't know movies, but I know football. Who do you think is going to win? Yeah, I should have. I just went right to you. For the Super Bowl? Yeah. I mean, I don't know.

I don't know. I mean, who's playing? It's the Kansas City ones and not the San Francisco boys. Philadelphia is going to win. Eagles from Philadelphia. We're all great. You know, that's where Eagles live. Philadelphia.

No, it's named after the band, you idiot. Such a gentle, you idiot. Almost more like it was a medical term. Listen, I've looked at your charts and you're an idiot. Alright, so this game is called live die repeat yeah and it's it's a rough one because um the guests get confused by the instructions to my delight oh good it feels like you're fucking up shouldn't you explain the rules in a way that isn't confusing to us? No, because you're just going to be confused the first time you heard it. Like, let's say you went on Jeopardy and you'd never watched the show.

They don't explain the rules during the show at all. But I'm sure backstage they're like, oh, just so you know, answer the question. Yeah, they probably do remind them of that. They probably go, yeah. Yeah, after all their hard work getting on the show. It was funny. The other night, somebody just said, who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?

And forgot to say what is who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? And Ken goes, still a question. It is a question mark. Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf is a question. That's true. He answered it with a question. So we got the points. I like that.

Yeah, it was crazy. That is a good loophole. it with a question so we got the points i like that yeah it was crazy that is a good loophole no i wasn't see people are laughing because you use the word loophole and uh if anybody doesn't know just google ricky lindholm and loophole and you'll find a delightful tune at the end of that yeah all right here we go. So here's how Live, Die, Repeat works. I'm going to say the full title of a real movie that exists. And the first person on stage who can repeat it back in its entirety correctly wins the game. Are we screaming over each other?

You are until I hear you say the exact title of the movie. Do you want to practice one? Jaws. Jaws. Michael. I was last. I don't think, I think I said it before Michael.

Let's try another one. Let's try another one. Jaws 2. Jaws 2. Ricky. You didn't even try that time, Camille. That time I just wanted to see if you knew what you were doing. Oh, I do.

Ready? Jaws 3. Jaws 3. The Revenge. The Revenge. The Revenge. The Revenge. Ah, Michael.

All right. Kill. Yeah. Kill. See how much people love it? It's not confusing. It's just stressful. Yeah, it is probably stressful.

But, you know, some people are into competition. So you find out who's... This game really separates the people who care from the people who don't care when it comes to winning this game today. Zach has walked off the stage. He barely walked onto it. All right.

I mean, it's his final appearance on the show. Let's just try to have fun with it. I won't be able to trick him again. But I do want to do another Benson and movie interruption with you, and I will let you know when that happens, because this is a great venue for doing that as well. But that's not what this is.

Okay, so here's how it works, though. I'm going to say the title, and every time somebody makes a guess, I'm going to go back to the beginning of the title. How would people make a guess? We're just repeating what you're saying right well i mean if you'd seen jaws 3 you would have known to say the revenge before i had to say it oh that's right okay so we're not repeating you're starting and we have to say the whole thing and finish it so you're repeating it but not if you don't say the revenge

right if i don't get to the very end of it, then yeah, you've got to figure it out. So yeah, it's only repeating it when I get to the very end. I think I've done Birdman in a previous episode because it is a good one. Because people don't know offhand the whole title. Do you know it, Michael? No. I'm sorry. I just fell asleep for a moment.

Birdman. No. I'm sorry, I just fell asleep for a moment. Birdman. No, I was trying to think of really long titles. I don't want to mislead you about how long the title is, but here we go. The... Jaws 3. Jaws 3 The Revenge Best Little Horror House in Texas

The Shining The Thing No that's just thing The Magic Oh I love magic movies

The Magic The Magic Man The Magic Boy The Magic Dog The Magic Blue Try them all Try them all The magic man. The magic boy. The magic dog. The magic flute. Try them all. Try them all. The magic flute.

The magic flute. The magic shoes. I feel like there would be magic shoes. The magic... Balloon. Of... The magic... The magic...

The magic garden. The magic garden. The Magic Garden. The Magic Garden of Delights. The Magic Garden of... Secret Delights. The Magic Garden of Secret Delights. Secret. The Magic Garden of...

The Magic Garden of Eden? The Magic Garden of... Oh. Ah, shh. Oh. Oh. Ah, shh. Oh. Oh. Something with an S.

The magic garden of... The magic garden of secrets? The magic garden of the hello tag near your vagina. Yes. The magic garden of Stan... The magic garden of Stan Winston. The magic garden of Stan... The Magic Garden of Stan Winston. The Magic Garden of Stan... The Magic Garden of Stan Laurel.

The Magic Garden of Stan Lee... Kubrick. The Magic Garden of Stanley Kubrick. The Magic Garden of Stanley Livingston. The Magic Garden of Stanley Kubrick. The Magic Garden of Stanley Livingston? The Magic Garden of... Stanley Laurel? Kumail of all people is not saying Stanley for some reason.

Oh. The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweet... Yeah. What is right? The Magic Garden of Stanley... The Magic Garden of Stanley. The Magic Garden of Stanley. Stanley Sweetwater. The Magic Garden of Stanley.

The Magic Garden of Stanley. Sweet Stanley. Sweet. Sweet. Sweet. Stanley Sweet Tooth. I want to see that one. The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart.

The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart. The Magic Garden of Stanley Sweetheart. Kumail is our winner. I love that movie. Oh, it's so good. One of my favorite football movies. Helen Hunt. Helen Hunt was so good in that. She does a water dance.

That guy loves it. Yeah. That movie is from 1970 and it was really like real movie out in theaters and it starred dom johnson as the title character stanley sweetheart wow yeah oh he plays like a ladies man probably yeah don johnson makes sense or a complete nerd. You know what I mean? It could go either way there. But it's Don Johnson. Stanley Sweetheart. Don Johnson, yeah.

Stanley Sweetheart. He's not like a nerd. That's a good point. Quite a name. I mean, he wasn't that cool in A Boy and His Dog. Do you think he was a gardener? There must have been a garden. I guess.

We'll have to find out. He had a magic. Yeah. It was magical. Was he a child? No. Pretty guess. Well, he had a... We'll have to find out. He had a magic... Yeah. It was magical. Was he a child? No. Pretty young. Yeah, he started young.

Sounds like a kid's movie. For sure. Sounds like a kid's movie. It does, but I don't think it is. No. It's a porn. You know the 70s. Yeah.

There was another one I've done before that starred Dustin Hoffman called, Who is Harry Kellerman and Why is He Saying Bad Things About Me? The great Gene Wilder who Zach likes to cosplay as, he was in

a film called Quacks Their Fortune Has a Cousin in the Bronx. But the greatest one of all time, I think, is it starred Jonathan Winters, and it was called Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet, and I'm Feeling So Sad. I know that movie. Yeah, it's also a play. I know that.

Yeah. So anyway, that's Live, Die, Repeat, everybody. We did it. Fun. Kumail was the winner on that one, so that means you get to go first, Kumail, in our next game. And in this particular game, I do think it ends up being a potential advantage

that you're going first. And it's a game that I just made up. It's brand new. We know that the person going first is at an advantage. Oh, because I know all the rules of the game. I thought of it. What it'll come down to is if there is a tie, you'll get to go first in the tiebreaker.

Okay, let's do it. So I'm going to say a fun or otherwise fact. And then I'm going to ask you first, Kumail, I'm going to give you three choices. If you miss, then Ricky's going to get two choices. Then Michael, if Ricky misses, Michael will get the gimme point.

And whenever somebody gets one right, the next person in the row gets to go first. So this one now? No, you're going to be participating. to go first. So this one now? No, you're going to be participating.

I brought enough for everybody. But yeah, we'll see. We'll see how it goes. The game is called Tar-ar-ar-ar. Tar-ar-ar-ar. Tar-ar-ar-ar. So when I tell you the fun fact, RRR. Tarrrr. Tarrrr. So when I tell you the fun fact, the answer is either Tar starring Cate Blanchett in A Tour de Force.

Or RRR starring, go ahead, name the people in it. Those two fellas. Name their names. SS and another guy, right? SS is the name of the director, I'm pretty sure. Oh, yeah, I bet you're right on that. But anyway, two great actors whose names I definitely need to learn are the stars of RRR, which is an incredible movie.

Applaud for RRR. See how nuts they are for it? It's one of those movies that when you're talking to somebody, they haven't heard of it, they're just completely haven't heard of it. And you start describing it, and they're like, what are you even fucking talking about? Tar and RRR. But the people have seen it.

Those are very similar movies, Tar and RRR. They're both three and a half hours long. Do you want to go through and ruin the game by describing as much as possible? Keep going, keep going. Yeah, okay. Play the game. Yeah. What rated is RRRR?

Just out of curiosity. Gee, I just don't know. I mean, is it an R? Yeah. Okay. It's a hard R. Like, they spell it A-J-R-R-R-D-R-R-R. Like, remember Triple X, how they used to say that all the time?

This movie's Triple R. It's actually not that bad. And there's no sex or nudity in it whatsoever. There's barely any swearing, I think. Well, you don't know those words. Do you know they made a version where I could understand everything? They took them out for you. For you American people.

They took out all the good words. Well, anyway, I think they're both terrific movies. And like Kumail was saying, there's definitely some crossover there. And there's also things where they're separate. So your options, again, are tar, RRR, or both. Okay, here we go. Yeah, and Kumail, here you go. Here's your first question. Daisy Edgar Jones was going to be in it, but had to dip.

Is it tar, RRR, or both? Tar. Incorrect. Choose. It's a shame. Ricky, your remaining options are RRR or both. I'm going to go RRR. That is correct.

Wow, okay. Daisy Edgar Jones was going to be an RRR. Yeah. correct. Wow, okay. Daisy Edgar Jones was gonna be in RRR. Yeah. Has this been verified? Who said this? I read it. It was written on an alley wall that I saw the other day. It was weird that there's movie trivia was on a wall in an alley,

but I like to read while I'm peeing, so it worked out. It said Daisy Edgar Jones had to be on RRR, but... Had to dip. But had to be on RRR, but... Had to dip. But had to dip. I put it in my own words. ...thing or whatever. And so she was going to play... The love interest?

The English woman who speaks English throughout the film. So it's not crazy to think it could have been her. It's an actress I don't know, but... No, I mean, I know exactly what part she would have played. She's not going to play one of the two main guys. So, yeah. Congratulations, Ricky.

You're on the board. Thank you. We start with you, Michael. Oh, I thought maybe she got another one. No, yeah. She's set for now. Michael, which one, tar, RRR, or both? The running time is longer than best in show and mighty wind combined.

I'll say both. You're going both? Yeah. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Oh, fuck. I'll say both. You're going both? Yeah. I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Oh, fuck. This is bullshit. I could have been in the valley eating Italian food.

Pointed away from a screen with sports on it. What do you think, Zach? It's coming around to you. Michael, Michael guessed both. Do you think it's RRR or TAR that's longer than Best in Show and Mighty Wind combined? Watch this, Melanie. It's R, R, R.

How did you know, know, know? I don't know. That is correct. That is correct. See, I feel like going first gives you a disadvantage because you have three to choose from instead of two or one. Right, but you get to go first, and Kumail's seen RRR. Oh. Yeah, but I don't know who wasn't in it.

I only know the people who are in it. I'm actually at a disadvantage because I have seen the movie. Have you seen Tar? Yes, I've seen Tar. So you've seen both movies? Yeah, and she wasn't in either one. It's a weird question. There's many people.

Dustin Hoffman isn't in both movies. Can I get a point? I feel like you're not trusting... Oh, you know what? I just remembered. I was going to be in tar, but I had to dip. Had to dip.

I think you're forgetting how trivia works. Yeah, trivia about things that didn't happen. Trivia is about things that happened. Yeah. That's what trivia is.

She had the role. You're talking about a fantasy. She had the role and she had to about a fantasy. She had the role and she had to not do the role. Oh yeah, who told you? Daisy Edgar Jones? Do you think I'm pulling this shit out of my ass?

I researched the fuck out of it. I got multiple sources. She was gonna be in the movie. Don't treat me like I'm Marc Maron. He's never lied to me. All right. So congratulations to Zach. Congratulations.

Thank you. He's on the board. Okay, we're back to you, Kumail. Now, there's no way for you to know for sure the answer on this one, so I'd go with logic and guesswork. Don't patronize me. But I love eating in your restaurant. Someone

in this movie learned to act from Michael Caine YouTube tutorials and when I say this I mean they found out they're in this movie and then they watched Michael Caine tutorials and that was their entire acting education before being in tar RRR or both okay it seems so specific for it to happen to both. Well, I shouldn't talk it out, because now Ricky's going to have an advantage

when I fuck this one up also. It seems like it would be RRR. But what's your answer? RRR. Incorrect. I don't know how I went from not caring at all to caring so much. It happened so fast. All right, Ricky.

Your remaining options are tar or both. I really want it to be both, but I'm going to say tar. Tar is correct, and Ricky gets another point. Who learned acting? Was it Cate Blanchett? Did she learn acting from Michael Caine on YouTube? Doug? Well, remember how you were hired for Eternals because you were immortal and a superhero?

Some of the actors in Tar are hired because of their ability to play instruments. Fuck! I should have thought that. Of course. Yeah, that's what happened is the number one cellist character, she... She was good. She had to... Well, Michael Caine. I should watch those videos.

She learned it from Michael Caine, who, as far as I know, his number one acting tip is you get paid for waiting. That's what he always says. He also says don't blink. That's one of the... He says don't, in that acting video, he says don't blink. So if you notice, the cellist never blinks.

There's tears running down her eyes. You can always pick who had Michael Caine as an acting teacher because their eyes are red. There's tears running down them. He also said when you're talking to someone, don't switch between eyes. Pick one eye

and just stare at that eye. That was one of his acting tips. I think he taught Megan. Right? Megan is a movie, Zach. I've seen the billboard. It's called... They have Megan billboards out in the woods?

No. I only know show business because of billboards. Although I'm sure Megan blinks. Yeah, I think she does. Creepy yeah i think she does creepy blinks she does creepy blinks all right uh so ricky you're doing great uh michael here's the last one goes to you first oh uh rrr tar are both based on real people but totally fictional. So except for the real person thing. Okay, well I'm going to...

It better be both. It isn't. Zach. Fake to Zach is it what are the options that are left RRR or TAR I think the

do you mind just can you use it in a sentence no but I will give you Country of origin No that's all I can do actually No just you can't say it again Can you get the clue again Based on real people but the

Story is fictional Kind of like Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes films. I think it's Tar. Wrong! You're wrong! Zack is so wrong! And guess what?

Can I do it? What is it? It's RRR. That is correct. Wow! RRR is two famous people from history. They just imagine what if these guys met and were super good at fighting people while being attacked by tigers.

And CG tigers. Yeah. Tigers. Tigers. You gotta watch this movie. And more. Yeah. It's like Babylon if everyone was fighting each other instead of partying.

It's very long and to me it was very fun. And now Kumail, you just tied it up. Oh no you didn't. Ricky wins. Ricky won. But for fun, Kumail, because you care, what do you think, which one, Tar or RRR, has the longest opening title sequence?

What do you mean opening title sequence? You mean how much time before the title comes up? No, the part of the movie where words come up saying what the movie is, and sometimes the people who make it. Okay. Yeah, the title. Which one's longer? Yeah.

It can't be both. Yeah. That's why it's the tiebreaker, because if it were a tie, a person would just have to answer this question correctly. Say a tar-tar-tard, see if that throws them off. Is it R-R-R? I mean, I think you're all lucky that we're not playing Avatar R-R-R.

R-R-R is longer titles. No, because R-R-R... What a humiliating thing for me. R-R-R. You just did this. The letters just sort of come up and then all the titles

are at the end of the movie. The, you know, the opening titles is just the title. I'm pretty sure, but I know that

Tar is longer because all of the crew credits, the entire crawl that you see at the end of the movie is at the beginning of Tar

because Todd Field, the writer-director, thought, why not force the audience to actually watch the end credits by starting with it? I remember this now. And it also has a piece of music under it that sets the tone for the kind of music

that's going to be played throughout the film. So was the question whose title sequence comes first? No, which one was longer? And Tar is four minutes long and RRR is as long as it takes you to say RRR. But Ricky, you won that game.

Congratulations. You did it. Thank you. And you get to go first in our last game that we're going to play right after this break. We'll be right back. We're back. Woo! All right, so we're going to close this thing out today with a game that i call super last person standing

we get the name of an actor or actress and we take turns naming movies that person has been in i like to play along as a bit of a spoiler uh but to about two actors that i enjoy a great deal who are basically on a TV show now, but between the two of them have a million credits that everybody knows or should know. And that person is Steve Martin Short.

Yeah! I think they should legally just become one name like that because they, you know, they tour together and they do only murders together. Oh, and they're also on a TV show together. I just had a flashback. Do you remember that time I played this game on the podcast and I couldn't think of one movie Kevin Bacon was in?

Well, he's a tough one because nobody's worked with him. Famously. I thought you were going to say Helen Mirren and Harrison Ford, and I have like 10 movies lined up. What a waste. Oh, as soon as I said they're in TV, but not normally. You said there are two movie stars who are in TV, but not usually. I was like, oh, yeah, Blade Runner, Blade Runner 2046.

Something Helen Mirren was in. Yeah. Like Harrison Ford's in this Western TV show that's part of the Yellowstone universe and then he's already in a show with Jason Segel called Shrinking.

Like he's really in TV now. Like Harrison Ford really went for it. And he's also got Indiana Jones coming up which is a movie. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, he's a very busy.

And he's a pilot. He's a failed pilot but yeah, sure. He knows how to fly planes, but sometimes he lands them wrong. Doesn't know how to land them. Or doesn't land them. So it has to be films, not TV. It's all films.

Andy has a car dealership. You ever been down to Harrison Ford? Zach, you know that's where I got my Model T I drive around like Oh, anyway Jay Leno's been through enough lately Okay, so Steve Martin shorts So you name a movie that's got Steve Martin Short.

So you name a movie that's got Steve Martin in it, you're still in the game. You name a movie that's got Martin Short in it, you're still in the game. Or you name a movie that's got both of them in it, you're still in the game. And I counted a few of those. And if you can't think of one, you can go to the person whose name tag or just personality you chose. And, uh, they,

they're your lifeline. Uh, just the one time you can go to them one time. Uh, yeah. So start those of you that are out there that they might go to start thinking of, uh,

Steve Martin and Martin short films. And we'll start with Ricky and we'll go that way. Ricky, Camille, Zach, me and Michael start with Ricky, and we'll go that way. Ricky, Kumail, Zach, me, and Michael. Go, Ricky, go. Roxanne. Nice one. The Jerk.

Spanish Prisoner. I don't want to tell you how to play this game, but I just saved that one. I know. I'll play it my way. game, but I'd have saved that one. I know. I'll play it my way. You don't want to play it the highway?

Okay, my turn. Interspace, Martin Short. It's complicated. Yes, but we do need an answer. L.A. Story. Three Amigos. People like to clap for the movies they like.

I've noticed. Good job. It feels like it's for me, but it's for them. I think it's a combo. Zach? Planes, trains, and automobiles. Did someone say that? Someone said that already?

No, not so far. Oh, I just thought of a great one for Steve Martin if we're going deep. Novocaine. I would have saved that one for later. I'm not trying to win. Nova Cane. I would have saved that one for later. I don't have, I'm not trying to win. I couldn't,

I wouldn't remember it later. Speaking of Nova Cane, how about Little Shop of Horrors? Right? That's what made me think of it. Oh yeah. Ricky? Baby Mama. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

Yes. The Man with Two Brains. Mm-hmm. I'm going to go with For the Birds. What? That bird watching movie with Jack Black and Owen Wilson. I don't think that's called For the Birds.

I think I fucked it up. I think it's called something else. Oh, save it, Michael. Pennies from Heaven. Oh, I just had one in my head oh no you can go to your lifeline wait no i stall tactic oh jiminy glick the jiminy glick movie yeah we've got to do full titles oh come on jiminy glick yeah goes to hollywood jiminy glick does hollywood um no It's something like that, right?

No. No. Three Amigos 2? I'm sure you got another. There's got to be another Steve Martin or Martin Short. Oh, there isn't a Three Amigos 2? No, not yet.

I was being serious. I don't think all three of them get along at this point. Oh, no. Two of them seem super tight. God, what is Steve Martin in? He's in everything. Oh, Shop Girl. Yes. He directed that one, didn't he?

Or wrote it. I think he wrote it. Kumail? Bowfinger. Yes. Yes. They're? Bowfinger. Yes. Yes. They're both in this one. Trainspotting. Parenthood? Yeah.

That's good. I think they're both in that one. I think they are. Right? No. No. Okay. Just Steve.

No first name basis, are you? Maybe. Maybe you're thinking of Father of the Bride. That's what it was. How do you get to keep playing if you've already lost? Or are you just helping us? Oh, you're right.

I shouldn't have done that. Well, I'm going to go with Father of the Bride 2. Again, we need the actual title. Father of the Bride 2. It's happening again does he get to stay and I'll let the other contestants decide yeah it's got that pesky

well you decide well because I like everybody to be happy and it's got the word part in there. Father of the Bride Part 2. Oh. Yeah. But, you know, it's going to take forever to drag that out of you. Wait, it didn't count because it's not called Father of the Bride 2.

It's called Father of the Bride Part 2? Yeah, the part where I said I'd like the exact title and how every game show wants the actual exact title. Wait, that movie's called Father of the Bride Part... You can't just say Godfather if it's any of the three of them. It's called Father of the Bride Part 2 is the name of that movie? Yeah, sometimes they say Part 2 and sometimes they just say 2. It changes.

Hence the triviality of it. Who's up, Ricky? Yeah, house guest. Yes. Look at you. Yeah, I know. I thought of another one. I think I'm out now.

Is that the one with Queen Latifah? No, that's not that one. It's not that one? Goldie Hawn's in house guest. Camille. All of me. Which one am I thinking of? Mm-hmm.

Zach. You already said train spotting. Planes, train spotting, and automobiles. You got a lifeline. No, no, just say it from there. Jesus, Melanie. Come up and give him a kiss. No, no, no.

I have COVID. What'd she say? Did you say one? Keeper by the does. Say the correct title. That was right. No, but you said Keeper by the does. I'm not playing.

I know, but just, you know, keep it consistent. You would think you're such a stickler for... I like that you shortened Cheaper by the Does into Cheaper by the Does. You said most of it.

Fuck off, both of you. Michael. I think I know one but I'm not sure so I'm going to have to ask my lifeline. Clifford Martin Short. Classic. Sitting on that one. Classic weirdness. That movie. Great Charles Grodin. Alright, Ricky? Cheaper by the Dozen Part 2.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2. I wasn't going to go through that again but yeah there's no part in that one they just go straight to Camille mixed nuts yes no sequel to that one Zach

mixed nut just for short saves me a lot of time mixed nut just for short. Saves me a lot of time. Mixed up. Grandma's boy. How many movies have you seen, Zach? Smokey and the Bandit.

Yeah, if you just keep naming them, you might hit on something. But thanks for playing, Zach. Wait, wait, wait. How do you know? Is there a movie called Grandma's Boy? Yeah, there is. Grandma's Boy, yeah.

Okay. Yeah, Nick Swartzen. Yeah, that's right. Alan Covert. Alan Covert, that's right. Alan Part Covert. Jonah Hill. Is That's right. Alan Part Covert. Jonah Hill. Is he?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Early on. Michael? I'm not sure about this, but... I'm excited. Strange Brew? Oh, the...

You think Martin Short might have showed up in that McKenzie Brothers movie? Maybe. I don't think so. I'm sorry. Oh. I've never seen somebody. I'm sorry. Oh. I've never seen somebody apologize to the person they were playing for so sincerely. I know, I feel terrible. It's very sweet of you, but...

I feel like I owe you money. Yeah. Oh, wait, you didn't see what the prizes are. It's a box of garbage. All right. I'm just trying to get rid of some stuff. Ricky. The Muppet movie.

Yes. He's the waiter, and he asks Kermit after he opens the bottle of wine, would you like to smell the cap? It's the best cameo. Kumail. He's going to his lifeline. The Pink Panther. Nicely done,

lifeline. Michael. Oh, Michael's out. Ricky. Is there a movie called My Blue Heaven? There sure is And it's Steve Martin, right? I can picture that Yeah, but quit forming it as a question Oh, My Blue Heaven Nice Since Ricky hasn't used her help person

Can I use that? That seems like it would really come in handy right now Yeah, it would help Should I leave? Just given the circumstance. No, you get to stay. Pink Panther Part 2. What would you really call it if you were serious about this?

Pink Panther 2? Yeah. Oh, man. what would you really call it if you're serious about this pink panther do yeah oh man i'm running out i think you got one more you do oh let's go to your lifeline okay lifeline big picture yes that's when i was big picture big picture with kevin bacon yeah oh okay big picture oh god Big Picture with Kevin Bacon. Oh, okay. Big Picture. Oh, God. He wasn't in Last of Jason Christ. He was in Passion of the Christ. Which one is in Big Picture?

Steve Martin? No, Martin Short. Martin Short. Yeah, he plays Kevin Bacon's agent, I think. Really funny. It's a funny movie. He has that Bacon's agent. Really funny. It's a funny movie. Is that fireplace that just turns on, remember? It's crazy.

Kumail? Hi. Whose turn is it? It's my turn. I can't believe I don't have... It's wild how many movies they're in and how hard this gets. Yeah. The couple I had that I was like,

oh, I'll go to this one. Nobody can, you know, nobody will know these were Mixed Nuts and Spanish Prisoner. Yeah. Mine was Inner Space. You said that right away. I was like, no one's going to say Inner Space.

What's your first one? Yeah. There's still some good ones out there, but I think we might be... One of them's got to be in that fucking Lego movie. Yeah. There's still some good ones out there, but I think we might be... One of them's got to be in that fucking Lego movie. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. I didn't mean to make you mad about Lego movies.

Isn't he in... Give me a hint. And it won't count. I've lost. Oh, just for fun? Yeah. What were you saying about Queen Latifah earlier? Oh, bringing down the house?

Yeah. Oh. Then I lost. She said house guest. Oh, that's the one with... It's two different movies. So bringing down the house. Oh.

Yeah, I mean, you said you were out before you said it. I sure did. Yeah. But you believe everything I say? Is there a bringing down the house too? I don't think they got around to that one. Thank God. Houseguest is the one with Steve Martin and...

Goldie Hawn. Goldie Hawn. That's right. That's right. All right. So congratulations, Ricky. You did it. Ricky Lindholm is our winner.

Ricky's won all the games. I am shocked. After my Kevin Bacon performance, I'm shocked. Yeah, that was good. But now here's the part that really drives my guests crazy. Because I'm going to ask the audience to name all the movies we missed. Ready? Go.

Mars and Tats. Mars and Tats. Oh, my God. Santa Claus 3, The Escape Clause. Don't Wear Plaid. Don't Wear Plaid. I thought, I kind of, that one went into my head when we were doing Man with Two Brains and Jerk, like early stuff.

And then Pennies from Heaven. Pennies from Heaven. Like, that's also the weird thing. You said My Blue Heaven, but there's also, like early stuff. And then Pennies from Heaven. Pennies from Heaven. That's also the weird thing. You said My Blue Heaven, but there's also Pennies from Heaven. I said Pennies from Heaven. You did. Okay, we got that one then. Big picture.

I knew, but I couldn't think of the title. What's that? Mars Attacks. Yeah, good. It has Martin Short in it, I guess. Simple Twist of Fate. Simple Twist of Fate with Steve Martin. Leap of Faith with Steve Martin.

Oh, that's what I thought. He's in both of those. That's what I thought My Blue Heaven was. L.A. Story. I said L.A. Story. Okay, we got L.A. Story. So that's what happens when you start. It's Jimmy Click in La La Land, I believe.

Oh. Yeah, yeah. Wait, so she didn't get that right. I switched my answer. She changed something else. I said, what did I say? Something else. Oh, Shop Girl. You wanted something else. I said, what did I say? Something else. Oh, Shop Girl.

You wanted Shop Girl, that's right. Ed Grimley, the movie. I said Roxanne. Yeah, Roxanne was early. That's what's going to happen because we're going to start

repeating a lot of them. So they're really, we missed like three movies. A lot of movies. Yeah, I feel like we did really good. And then we really missed out on some that they're in together because they're in together.

They're in an animated film called The Prince of Egypt. They both do voices. But other than that, we got all the ones they're in together. Jiminy Glick, Father of the Brides, and Three Amigos. But great job, everybody. Ricky. Ricky Lindholm, you get to do your plugs first. What would you like to promote

at this time? Besides Wednesday, obviously, if you haven't watched it yet. Oh, so good. Yeah, thank you. I was just going to say Wednesday, so now I got nothing.

Yeah, watch Wednesday if you haven't. It's really fun. Yeah, and it works any day of the week, but I like to watch it on Wednesday. I wear pink. It's a whole thing.

Kumail Nanjiani, what would you like to promote besides, obviously, Welcome to Chippendales is still available on Hulu. Yeah, watch Welcome to Chippendales on Hulu. That's it. That's it. I don't even know. I can't even say what Zach's got coming up that he might promote, but he's not going to say it either, apparently.

No, I'd like to. Okay. If you're okay. Tomorrow, I'm going to Little Tokyo to buy polios for my children. And if that sounds racist, I am. No, you only buy things in places

where the thing you're buying is in the name of the place. Tokyo. You're going down to Tokyo. Yes. That's my favorite. I'll be doing that. Yo-yo shop. A couple other projects.

You might run into Yo-Yo Ma there. But you got projects. Yeah. Other projects. You're in town doing stuff. Yeah. Going to a soup plantation with my cousins. Are they visiting from out of town,

so you're taking them to all the great spots? I take them there, and then we go to just the intersection of Sepulveda and Pico. It's definitely one of the top intersections for people who like to pronounce things. Michael Hitchcock, I hope you had a good time. You were an absolute delightful first-time guest.

Well, I wish the guy that played me on Brooklyn Nine-Nine could have been here, too. But he wasn't. You know, maybe someday he'll show up. Yeah, maybe someday. What have you got to... Oh, I've got a place or mine with Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher. Ashton Kutcher.

It's very funny. The Kutch. The Kutch and the spoon, together finally. Together finally. What took so long? That's on the bottom of the post. Was it nice? Yeah, they're cool.

Come on. Don't bullshit us, it's your first time on the show. No, they were great. And Ashton looks super skinny, but then he takes all his clothes off and he's super ripped. Huh. So there you go. That's the scoop. I gotta camp out for tickets.

I felt kind of sorry for him when I saw that. Did you get to see him without his clothes on? No strings attached? No, I didn't. No, no, no. Wrong one, right? In the movie you see... Oh yeah, well that's why he's not eating Italian in the valley. And I am.

Oh yeah, I mean he's probably on the treadmill during the Super Bowl. Oh yeah, he's eating the boneless chicken. Ricky,

where's your person you were playing for? Oh, he's in the front row right there. Oh, Jonner. That's right.

Here you go, Jonner. Congratulations. Good work, Jonner. It's very heavy. Nice. Enjoy it.

I got one quick plug I want to throw in here at the end that I'm going to be performing in Providence, Rhode Island the weekend of April 20th and starting Thursday, April 20th and going through the weekend because they just got over the finish line of legalizing recreational

cannabis. Are you in the pot? Like the whole state of Rhode Island. You can get high, drive across it, and that kills about an hour. It's a small place, but I love it and i'm gonna

be there um thank you again to dynasty typewriter for having us and all of my guests zach alphanakis kumail nanjani ricky linnum and michael hitchcock And Michael Hitchcock. Ricky, we'll have you back as soon as you're willing to do it. And I always close every episode now with a last line from a motion picture. So, as always, oh, shit! now it's time for Doug to watch another talky eyes of gold is viewing prowess makes him cocky there's no room in his heart for you