Doug Loves Movies - Zach Galifianakis, Riki Lindhome, and Samm Levine Guest

Episode Date: June 18, 2013

Doug welcomes Riki Lindhome and Leonard Maltin Game winners Zach Galifianakis and Lil' Wolverine to the show.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Doug hates candy wrappers, screaming babies, Stinky steeds with 50 azotop or kernels in his teeth. There's still not one that he won't see, because Doug loves movies. There was some aggressive singing along to the song this time, but I'm sure the listeners won't hear it, but I was just like, that is really somebody who's into it. My name is Doug.

Let's see what happens here. My name is Doug, and I love a lot of things, including movies. And this is a fun movie. All right, I knew that would happen. You guys are dying to sing over there. And we're coming to you from the UCB Theater in Los Angeles on Tuesday, June 16th, 2 Oceans 13. Let me see your name tags, LA.

Come on. We've been on the road. Amazing name tags. And you guys, wow, here is a guy with boxer shorts. And I don't know if that's like... Oh, and he put them on his head. That's... I hope they're clean. And what's that huge... Oh, and he put them on his head. That's... I hope they're clean.

And what's that huge... Oh, my God, that guy's yelling now. I unleashed the dragon. Speaking of which, you know, you're wearing flip-flops. Do you really need to kick those off? Oh, I need to relax and get these fucking flip-flops off of my goddamn feet. I mean, I don't like the way that one thing's in between two of the toes myself, so do what you gotta do, man.

But you're not gonna get any service. Keep your fucking shirt on, or I will throw you out. Anyway, amazing name tags, and hopefully somebody will get picked. I don't want to spend any more time on it. Since last I spoke and you listened,

the ep of Sklarbro, I can never say that, Sklarbro County, that I did with Randy and Jason Sklar and Mark Wahlberg. Yeah, the listeners can't see the air quotes on that one. It plopped on iTunes.

I can't tell you, I still get tweets every day from people, wait, that wasn't Werner Herzog? Like, there are people that bought it for four or five, however many goddamn episodes he was on. They bought it all

the way. Anyway, iTunes has, in the comedy podcast section, Sklarbro County. And I will try to get all three of those people that I just mentioned on this show soon. Last night, I saw The Bling Ring. I liked it, but

if you're on the fence about seeing it, just watch the trailer instead. Does a good job of condensing the movie down to two minutes and not wasting your time. I liked it, but I just, I can't remember. Anyway, from the corrections department,

actor Merritt Buttrick didn't kill himself. He died from AIDS. So I don't know why you're laughing. Because the next line I wrote down is sad story either way. I thought it was going to be like a touching moment. You guys are cracking up. But yeah. There are some tickets left

for the stand-up show I'm doing in Philly at Helium on Saturday at 420. And I've also got some stand-up shows coming up in New Orleans and Oklahoma City at the end of this month. New Orleans I'm particularly excited about because a friend of mine is shooting

a movie down there so I'm hoping I can get him to appear on the show if he's not shooting nights at the time. DouglasMovies.com for specifics. Los Angeles! Tomorrow night. All of you guys here. I hope you can make it. Jordan, I will see you there. I don't

know if you'll show up. He's busy. He's got a job. I will be hosting a q a with cast members from the kings of summer uh at land at the landmark theater over on pico 740 showing fingers crossed for an allison brie appearance yeah schedules permitting um but come watch one of my favorite movies of the year with with me uh now it's time for Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. At Doug Millard, M-E-L-L-A-R-D, tweeted, Did you know that over 400 people died during the making of The Breakfast Club?

It's just a weird one, right? This has been Tweet Relief, tweets about movies. I've been trying, my friends write hilarious tweets. I've been trying to sell them, and they're bombing. So now I fear no one's going to follow him. But I think that's a funny tweet. Prize bag, holy crap, bunch of interesting shit. A dude in, oh, fuck, where was I?

Where was I just? The last city I was in, Dallas, gave me a poster for the motion picture Grindhouse. Just said, give that away. And then also, he gave me on DVD a movie

called The Dream Team. Do you remember that movie? That's one of those movies, I think, that some people clue and hook. Some people have very fond memories of them. I mean, you've got to love Michael Keaton, Christopher Lloyd, Peter Boyle, and Stephen First. I mean, that is a dream team.

But a dude named Christian gave me this stuff in Dallas, so thank you to him for contributing the prize bag. There's a Doug Loves Movies t-shirt. There's some other t-shirts and some CDs and a motion picture. Oh, and some blue blockers. High resolution sunglasses. This isn't an ad. This was just contributed by one of the guests.

And that guest signed the blue blockers. And also that guest, I'm going to talk about this more later, brought an amazing one ofof-a-kind. There's one-of-a-kind gifts here tonight. And Smug Life. Let's get them out here. Please welcome Ricky Lindholm

and returning Leonard Maltin Game winners Zach Galifianakis and Sam the Man Levine, a.k.a. Will Wolverine. Nice. Doug, I have to get something off my chest. Oh, Christ. From the self-corrections department. From your own corrections department.

Yes. I wasn't going to bring it up because I felt like I argued my case strongly and then turned out to be correct. Yes. No, I misremembered and I will own up to that. And here's the best thing is I waited until I got back to Los Angeles

and then popped in too Fast, Too Furious. You're in a pop it in situation? You own that movie? Yeah, I do. Sam Levine, ladies and gentlemen. Anyway, I misremembered the ending of the first Fast and Furious movie where there's that little epilogue where we see that Vin Diesel's okay and living in Mexico.

I know nothing about those movies, but that's one thing that I've been told, and I stood by it. But you brought Screening Purposes Only. You betcha. Do not try to sell those. Like you've been bringing for the last few shows.

I Know What You Did Last Summer. And I Do. And then also, should I say what you wrote on it first? Sure. Reveal the movie later. A babysitter let me watch this when I was seven. I still, underlined,

have nightmares. What an asshole. And you signed it. And the film is Billy Jack. No, it's Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That is correct. I wish I thought of a funnier switcheroo. Not a movie for a seven-year-old.

I should have said G-Force. Zach Galifianakis is here, and he brought a copy of G-Force. It's a great film. Can I just... Zach, you were on one of the talk shows promoting G-Force years ago, and you said something so funny, I still laugh about it to this day.

I don't even remember what show it was on. I think it was The Tonight Show, and Jay was talking about the movie, and, oh, it's, was it, not gerbils, it's guinea pigs? Yes. Yes. It's guinea pigs, and they're secret agents, this, that. Do not bring your own self-corrections department back into this situation. I will not.

And then he just describes the plot of the movie and then you just said, it's based on the off-Broadway play. I still laugh about that to this day. That's probably why you took the job, right? Just to say that one joke. You included, congratulations on winning last week. You're a very cunning player You don't have to really do anything

Other than say name it So that'll drive Sam crazy If that happens again tonight I will not You brought an envelope In addition to the blue blockers And the G-Force You brought an envelope called Wisdom in Words

By Zach Galvanakis And I'm only going to read one. It's going to be private between whoever wins this. There's about six or seven words of wisdom. And I'm going to pick a good one. There might not

be one. Don't read that. Don't read that. What are you saying? Don't read which one? The one. You know that one. Don't read that one. There are some good ones. Which one are you saying? Don't read which one? The one, you know, that one. This one?

Yeah, don't read that one. Really? I like that one. This one? Can I say this one? That's not going to work with this crowd. No, it's not that good. Your listeners are going to love this.

It's fun This is not bad Yeah that's good Male ladybugs are gay So there's more There's more wisdom like that That's like He didn't even want to share it

With everyone It's just for whoever wins tonight I want to see Can I play for myself tonight? I want to win that fucking envelope to share it with everyone. It's just for the whoever wins tonight. I want to see. Can I play for myself tonight? I want to win that fucking envelope. Well, that's not how it works. I know. Ricky Lindholm

is also here. I wanted to introduce her first. Probably one of the most polite guests in the history of the show. I have a lot of comedians on who like to jump in. Like to get on it. This whole show is going to be pretty docile, I think.

You brought, of course, also signed by Kate McHugh, you brought Slippery When Moist. Both your CDs, you probably have several of them at this point. We have a new one coming out soon called Secretions. Boom. And that's...

Zach approved. He also doesn't laugh into his microphone, which is very, very sneaky behavior. Seth Rogen wasn't afraid to laugh into his microphone. You also brought all over your face and you both signed it all over the place. And t-shirts which

These are limited. These are super limited. That is from our new video that's not come out yet called Sports Go Sports and the shirt says My Town's Team and somebody wore it in the video. So there's that. And then we wrapped shooting our pilot

on Friday and we made these shirts just for the crew. They're not for sale anywhere. So whoever wins gets one of these. Yeah. It's us.

It's us posed like E.T. Kate's in the basket. You are Elliot. Yes. And she is E.T. And it's freaky.T. and it's it's freaky yeah

I would I would not mind are you gonna do like a remake I can give you one of no of E.T.

starring the two of you oh I wish it's about a girl and an alien that looks like another girl right but wearing a hoodie Ricky is in a motion picture that many people uh seem to be enjoying in

spite of the fact that it's uh you know the the uh black and white the source material is gobbledygook doesn't make doesn't make any sense but i'm gonna give it a try and see what happens uh have you seen it much ado about nothing yep yeah yeah she is in it and i play one of the bad guys there's bad guys in it yeah of course so nathan fillion is chasing you yeah oh yeah spoilers yeah he takes me don't spoiler with it okay in shakespeare talk he yeah he takes me down to the station and then tries to arrest me. Yeah, it's pretty fun. And I have a sex scene that was not in the original text.

Oh, so there's no talking during that part? Oh, the guy that had underwear on his head. Of course. Of course he's going crazy for that. Oh, it's back on. That almost looked like a religious thing the way you were wearing it. back on.

That almost looked like a religious thing the way you were wearing it. And Leonard Moulton, in reviewing the movie, lists nine people and doesn't get to you. What? I'm in the nine. I want your name to be in the game sometime. I'm for sure in the nine.

Leonard's got a real fucking problem with that. And he has made promises to me and has never kept them. Yeah, are you ever listed? Oh, one movie. Just Pulse. Just Pulse. I was not listed in Pulse. That's how we met, in Romania, in Pulse.

I had one line in Pulse. You guys all remember. And when did you get married? Sam and I. When we met stories aren't that interesting when it's just two people that have been met a few other times since.

Well, how you and I met is interesting. We just meet each other. I will never stop taking credit for introducing you to your partner in crime. And you and I met on Friendster. We did! I swear to God! Because I saw you in a play and I reached out.

Yeah, it was pretty awesome. I'm a pretty smooth individual. But... Remember that time you faxed me And wanted me to do stand up Let's go Let's go with the truth Remember the time that you

Sent me a videotape of yourself Asking me a question Because you were tired of email You had to type in an email I were tired of email? You had to type in an email, I'm tired of email to then make a video and go, hey Doug, are you doing a movie interruption anytime soon?

Yeah, I remember that. I forgot about that. You're a fun person to know. But I've also always been impressed by the fact that Ricky is in the intense drama or at least the parts of it that she's in,

Million Dollar Baby, Clint Eastwood movie. And nine people are listed for that one and you're not one of them. What? Yeah, really? What the fuck?

Margo Martindale is listed? You're standing next to her the entire time. I feel like I'm number 10 on that one because there's not that many people in that movie. Isn't it cool though

that Margo Martindale has gotten so much props for Justified and whatever she's doing now? She was just on another show. She was on The Americans. Oh, I didn't see that. I haven't seen it yet. I'm going to binge watch that shit. She's amazing. I binge watch anything that's got Keri Russell in it.

I shut it down when she cuts her hair. So, uh... Did I ask you everything I wanted to ask you? Oh, Shakespeare. That was fun, right? Did you see... It was awesome. Welcome back to the Chris Farley talk show. I think you're awesome.

We shot it in 12 days. In Josh's house. Did you shoot any night shoots? Was there a 12th night? There was. There was, and I think it was on the 12th night. I'm going to kill myself now. But I think it was on the 12th night.

And nobody put it together until you, so congratulations. Thank you. That's what I'm here for. Did you see the Kenneth Branagh Keanu version? Yes. As lead up to, you just saw it a long time ago, or you actually watched it on purpose to compare it to compare? I did not watch it on purpose. Okay. I saw it in high school.

Did you like it? I think so. I don't totally remember. I don't know. I don't like watching movies in high school. Because they made you watch it? You didn't go see it. No. This is like, here's some Shakespeare for the kids. Yeah, they would make us watch it. They made us watch the Romeo and Juliet one

where the girl's topless and they turned the TV around when she had her boobs out and then they turned her back and we're like, well, geez. I love that movie. Yeah.

They let us see it when I saw it. With the boobs? Yeah, yeah. It's just a, you know, it's just a quick flash. That's what I thought. You know, she's 16

and just got fucked. Yeah, we were seniors and they turned the TV around. What movie? What movie? Romeo and Juliet. Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, we were seniors and they turned the TV around. What movie? Romeo and Juliet. Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet. Yeah, not Baz Luhrmann's Romeo and Juliet.

Everybody gets to put their name in front of Romeo and Juliet. Where's Shakespeare? Oh, I think Baz Luhrmann went Baz Luhrmann's Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet, if I'm not mistaken. I'm not going to argue with you about it. I couldn't say. I couldn't say. Movies lately?

Should we talk about movies that you've seen lately? I've seen Sam every week for the past few weeks. Starting to get sick of you, Doug. Did you catch anything new? No. We'll just move down. I saw This is the End. I thought it was really funny.

It's funny, right? Yeah, I liked it a lot. Yeah. I got bummed out a little bit, though, in parts of it because they would depict people that I like

either I actually know them or I feel like I know them because I've seen all their movies. And then they... I don't mind them all being assholes, but I don't like them

being just indiscriminately killed. Yeah. Like, it really bothers me. Like, I don't mind them all being assholes, but I don't like them being just indiscriminately killed. Like, it really bothers me. Like, I don't like the movie Mars Attacks because they just kill the greatest people like it's no fucking big deal. And it disturbs me. I feel like that's why I liked it. I really did. I thought it was so funny.

They just, like, threw, like, 30 movie stars down a hole. It made me laugh. There was, like, a bunch of extras in Rihanna just falling. I thought that was good. Yeah, yeah. I didn't get broken up one way or the other about Rihanna. But other ones I was like,

oh, stop kicking my friend in the face. Poor Zs. That was in the trailer. I'm not reading it. Actually, as it turns out, I'm really good in This is the End as an oil painting. Yeah, you're on the wall

There's freaks and geeks paintings That's the closest I've ever come to being in one of those movies What do you mean? One of those movies about the end of the world? You've been overlooked for all of those It's unfair I got the market cornered

Have you seen any movies, Zach? Cop and a Half fair. Eh, you know, I got the market cornered. You seen any movies, Zach? Cop and a Half. Finally catching up to that. Did you binge watch it? Did you watch the whole thing? I watched it straight through. It's funny, that kid is terrible, but he's really good in The Wire

and a few other things. He grew up into a decent actor. Is he really in The Wire? Yeah. Yeah, he good in The Wire and a few other things. Like, he grew up into a decent actor. Is he really in The Wire? Yeah. Yeah, he's in The Wire. He's like one of the fucking... Is he Omar on The Wire? That'd be amazing if he was. No, he's not Omar.

Fuck, now I can't think of who he is. Do you guys know who I'm talking about? But he's great. He's like the guy that tries to get out of the drug game for his family, and then he ends up getting busted, so a lot of the series is in jail. Is it a sequel to Cop and a Half? Was Cop and a Half in Baltimore?

Yeah. Then yes. It was. Well, that was the time of the part of the show. The time of the part where I say let the games begin.

Pretty good Sean Connery, isn't it, Zach? We had fun watching Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. That was fun. At Cinefamily, yeah. A few people were there. Good show. Yeah.

That movie, I didn't love it when I was younger and saw it, you know, when it came out. But I liked it even less this time. I mean, it's really quite weird how awful it is. Like, the special effects are terrible. And, yeah, I was kind of stunned by it. But we had fun. Yeah, I didn't really watch it.

Somebody got off a... Was it you or Jessalyn Nick or Tompkins? Could have been anybody. It's dark in there. Who got off a, You're the man now, dog, to just a perfect moment. Oh, I don't know. That must have been me. So that was

the part where everyone shows us the name tags and you guys go pick who you want to play for tonight and just go grab a name tag for somebody as I put all the dazzling array of prizes. Oh, Ricky went right for the underwear.

Oh my goodness. I had to, right? Do you have the nerve to put it on your head? No, I don't. No, I'm good. What's your name? Aiden?

Where is it? You didn't write it on? There's no name tag. It's just his underwear. It's just underwear? Yeah. And that's odd because underwear

often does have a name tag in it. Yeah. When you're young and go to camp or whatever. Oh, sorry. I tried to get it to you. Zach is still walking around. That's his thing that he does. He covers a lot of ground.

Oh, there's the magic marker. Not really comfortable with the underwear guy being this close to me. Well, write your real name so I don't have to with the underwear guy being this close to me. Well, write your real name so I don't have to call you underwear guy. A-S-S. What are you writing? Almost. Almost.

Okay. This guy, you have an enthusiasm for life that makes me think you're going to get jailed soon. What is it? Say it out loud. Aiden. Okay, we got it. Like Aiden Quinn. No. No, it is like that. Same name.

Like Aiden from Sex and the City. Okay, sit the fuck down. We got it. We have to finish it. We got it. We got it. Sit down. You're a character Holy crap So Zach Do you want to talk about Your next movie project

With Aiden? I'd like to chat with you After the show That's kind of a I'd like to chat with you after the show. That's kind of a Borat type thing. Borat gets real nerdy. Okay, shush, shush, shush, shush. Put your head on your desk.

I'm trying to make a goddamn vine over here. Oh, and it'll end up on him, that's for sure. Who are you playing for here, Zach? Tanya Ta. Tanya Zach? Tanya Ta. Tanya Ta. Tanya Ta. And she's got a tiny piñata. Yep.

So, tanyata. Get it? Tanyata. Tanyata. I know this French girl, she called it Indiana Jones. I saw Indiana Jones. And there's Ricky. Do you want to hold up the underwear, or do you just want to have it nearby?

Yeah, I'm playing for Aiden. Okay, there's Aiden's underwear. And I mean, Sam. I appear to be playing for Gus. Okay. Gus. Okay. Gus. Yeah. That's a fucking

great vine. I'm going to introduce a new game are you guys into playing a new game tonight? yes I'm very excited about it a gentleman or a lady but someone

who's you know avatar on Twitter is Chunk from the Goonies doing the truffle shuffle suggested that I do a game Chunk from the Goonies doing the truffle shuffle suggested that I do a game that I'm going to call

the Bane game. And how this movie works is, in my best Bane voice, I am going to say a quote from a famous movie. And the first one of you who thinks he knows what movie that's from, just yell out your name.

Whoever buzzes in that way first, I will ask you to name it, and if you're correct, you win a point. First person to two wins. So we yell out our own name? Yeah, not in Taniata. You can yell out Taniata. I'll understand. No, I'm good with my name. I'm looking at all of you, so if you just make a noise...

Reggae! Do we have to say our whole name full legal name there's a similar game on adam crowl show where he really he doesn't want to say adam because he feels like it puts him at a disadvantage because all i have to say is doug like he thinks that extra syllable hurts him so he says something else i don't i forget what he says. What? He says Pete? Jesus Christ. That is hilarious. He's a competitor.

So it was RockOx underscore Selinger S-E-L-I-N-G-E-R on Twitter that suggested this. And it's the Bane game. Here we go. Yell out your own name or some sort of noise. My mother thanks you my father thanks you my sister thanks you and i thank you what's that from wait is that part of it

that's in the top 100 afi movie quotes of all time and I wouldn't be surprised if no one here knows what that's from. Does anybody have an idea? Like The Godfather or something? I don't know. The Godfather or something. Yeah. Which is what they should have called part three. If I guess and get it wrong, what happens?

Nothing. On the waterfront. Wrong. Okay. You're out. Is it G-Force? Is. Is it G-Force? Is it what? G-Force?

No. That's in the top 200 quotes of all time. One of the top talking getting picked movies of all time. The movie is Yankee Doodle Dandy from 1942. Oh, of course. This next one will be easier.

Get ready to say your name, Sam. Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary. Sam. Shit. Is that dead poet society? Yeah.

I thought you'd buzz in at Carpe Diem. Okay, so Sam has a point. Oh, no. It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the beast. It's him. King Kong. King Kong. King Kong is correct.

Sam is our winner. He took it home. King Kong. King Kong. I don't know if they said the exact same thing in the Jack Black version, but I know that's what they said in 1933. Fay Wray. All right.

So let me know on Twitter how much you hated that game, and I'll just keep playing it. Because that's my style. 33. Fay Wray. All right. So let me know on Twitter how much you hated that game. And I'll just keep playing it. Because that's my style. Let's play the Leonard Maltin game, you guys. Let's get serious. That was some fucking around right there. Was anyone else in here a little panicked that Doug was only going to play that instead of the Leonard Maltin game? Because I was.

I knew it would be a fast game. I only wrote down six quotes. Yeah, I thought we'd get it done by then. I didn't get around to saying, I'll have what she's having. Harry Met Sally. Ricky with Harry. None of my guests listen to this show.

I'm going to do that one again next week. All right, here we go. Sam gets to go first in the Litter-Mot game. That's all he won there. It's no big deal. And then we'll go to Ricky and then to Zach. And Sam gets to pick a category from one of these three options.

Which do you like? And you're playing again for Gus. Gus, Gus, Gus. Gus the field goal kicking mule. Was a real movie. Ed Asner was in it. And Don Knotts. Oh, no, Tim Conway, Tim Conway.

Celebrating a birthday today, Mr. Paul McCartts. Oh no, Tim Conway. Celebrating a birthday today, Mr. Paul McCartney. Yes, so the films of Paul McCartney. Or, at Real JPB suggested Octopussy. And that's movies where Leonard Maltin lists eight or more women in the cast.

Are there any movies with more than eight women in the cast? There I found a few that have eight or more women in the cast. Are there any movies with more than eight women in the cast? I found a few that have eight or more women in the cast, yes. And then a third choice is Dis-Distofferson. And that's movies where Leonard gave

Chris Christofferson two stars or less. It's a real sweaty category. Which one would you like, Sam? I will go with Octopussy. Makes Ricky happy. Would you like a movie with eight or more vaginas in it from

1989 or 2000? 1989. Okay. Three stars from Leonard. He calls this movie slick. He also says that the person who wrote it plays a minister in it. Yeah.

Terrible clues. 13 names. How many? Zero names. Lil' Wolverine goes right many zero names Lil Wolverine goes right to zero names so it's no big deal that we started the game

a little late you hate when I say this it's gonna wrap up I don't know name that movie could give us a guess is it Steel Magnolias

yeah you see That's what he does He has to throw in He has to throw in Ladies and gentlemen I have never seen Steel Magnolias He fucking knows

That it's Steel Magnolias I have never seen Steel Magnolias It has to be Because there's no other movies In the 80s With women in them That's it

That's my thought process That was the first movie That came out I was like It's a musical Or Steel Magnolias There's one from 2000 I found it

I even had to IMDB one of the names To make sure it's a musical or Steel Magnolias? There's one from 2000. I found it. I even had to IMDB one of the names to make sure it was a lady. We'll save that one for another time. Sam is on the board. He's got one point. Plus, there are tons of pornos with women eight in one of them I guess yeah that's probably true okay Zach you get to pick category and then we'll go to Ricky from you and you get to choose between Roger Ebert also was born on this particular day,

so I always want to give endless shout-outs to him. A movie Roger Ebert reviewed. Yes. Is the category. Well, it is. It's only narrowing it down to about half of the movies he reviewed because it's movies that Roger gave. The category is called Two Thumbs Down.

It's movies Roger gave less than two stars. So that's a lot of movies. Or, this has been a fun category, the Werner Herzog category, which is movies where the title has a colon in it. Yeah, just for reference sake, it's a dash between the G and force.

Not a colon. Not like the colon Powell biopic. Did you really say biopic? Yeah. Who plays Colin in it? The kid from Cop and a Half? The all-state insurance guy.

Yeah, you're in good hands. Dennis Haysbert. Yes. Show off. No. You're right. Pedro Serrano. The President of the United States. Okay, now you're showing off. No. You're right. Pedro Serrano. The President of the United States. Okay, now you're showing off.

He's the President! He was the first black President. That's not true. That's not true. Okay, I love this guy. 24 is what you're talking about. I love this guy. I've narrowed it down to 24 different things.

That's a terrible impression. I apologize. I love this guy. Or... Or the Battle of Balls Deep, and that's movies where Lord of the Rings actors have had sex. So it's people from Lord of the Rings having sex in another movie, because of course the Lord of the Rings movies

are quite sexless. What was the first one? The first choice was Roger Ebert. Didn't care for it. Two stars or less. Let's try that. Okay. Would you like a movie that Roger Ebert

gave two stars or less from 2004, 2002, 1998, 1996, or 1995? 2004, 2002, 1998, 1996, or 1995? And extra points if you say a year that's not any of those. I was born in 95. Let's do 95. 95? Two and a half stars from Leonard. What? Wait, Leonard.

Oh. Ebert gave it. Ebert gave it. Yeah. Yeah, settle down. So wait, I just want to make sure. What? Ebert.

Whoa. Ugh. Ebert and Moulton did not see eye to eye on this one. That's correct. Okay. That's my shock. You jumped in so fast I really thought I had fucked up.

I just wanted to see that Ebert and Walton were not there in disagreement on this movie. Yeah, but I'm not saying what Roger gave it. He gave it two or less. But Leonard gives it a lofty two and a half. So they're kind of in agreement. I'm not saying what Roger gave it. He gave it two or less. Two or less. But Leonard gives it a lofty two and a half. All right. So they're kind of in agreement.

Sure. And let's see what he says about it. He says that an Oscar was given to somebody involved in this motion picture. And he also says, he also calls it intriguing yeah from 1995 and he lists 11 names how many names do you think you can get it in Zach?

7 name that movie okay Seven. Name that movie. Okay. I think you have a shot at this, buddy. Okay. Your seven names are Paul Bartel. Stop there.

I know you're a big Eating Raul fan. No, that's a ragu. You're a big fan of Eating Ragu, that's right. Please, I text you that all the time. Just in case you forgot, I'm a big fan of ragu. You Skyped it once. We were eating it right out of the jar. Dan Hedaya, Giancarlo Esposito, Benicio Del Toro, Susie Amos, and wait, you get two more.

Kevin Spacey, and Pete Possilthwaite. From 1995, two and a half stars from Leonard, less from Roger. two and a half stars from Leonard less from Roger and he says it's intriguing and someone involved won an Oscar name that movie Zach it's not traffic is it traffic

is it traffic don't try to help him audience he's just working it through Pete Possil wait it's a tough name to say English cat bald guy

great actor died recently were you there when we met I met him somewhere once and I was hanging out with some of my friends you might have been there when we met? I met him somewhere once and I was hanging out with some of my friends you might have been there when did you guys get married?

and I said Doug and I? Doug and Pete I said I said we're going to go somewhere do you want to come with us or something?

and he was like oh thank you that wasn't a good impression of him. He was very polite, but he also was not going to have it. You know that George, what's his name? English actor, George Wendt. George Wendt. Yes.

What's the, he played in, that Ben, oh God. So bad at this. Sexy Beast. Ben Kingsley? Yeah, the British guy. The other guy. Oh, the Sexy Beast dude wasn't named George,

I don't think. Yeah, what's his name? Oh, Sam doesn't even know it. Winston? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ray Winstone. Ray Winstone. Ray Winstone. We worked on it together, you guys.

I was at a restaurant and he was at a table next to me and I was so nervous. I wanted to go up and talk to him but I didn't want to bug him. And he's such a, like, I don't know if you've ever seen him act, but he's really good.

I was with a friend of mine and I'm like, should we talk to him act but he's really good and he uh i was with a friend of mine like should we talk to him he was like no he's too intense and his his phone ray winstone's phone went off and it was so loud it was the betty hill theme song so did you just run around the table tapping bald people on the head? It would be so great if you went, and the film is called, and just said it after that story.

I'm just going to say traffic. I don't know. Okay. It's a pretty good guess. What do you think, Sam? I think it's on my poster. It's usual suspects. He has the poster in front of him.

Oh, shit. I know. Oh, my God. That's usual suspects. He has the poster in front of him. Oh, shit. Oh, my God, that's crazy. Yeah, the title doesn't really live up to its name in this situation, does it? They're all right here. Kevin Spacey.

Oh, my God. It was the photos threw me off. That's my face in there. Wait a minute. That's a joke poster. Oh my God. It was the photos threw me off. Yeah, that's my face in there. I'm like, wait a minute, that's a joke poster.

That's a jokester. Well, that was fun. Ricky has a point. She's on the board. Apologies to put your hands together because this is a,

this is an exciting one. We have to, we have to finish this. Who challenged who there? Ricky challenged Zach and got the points. So we start with Sam and then we go to Ricky.

Yes. And Sam gets to pick between the Rice Storm movies with weddings in them. Ah. Like the footage of Zach and I getting married and you have my permission to die which is Batman actors who die in other films so the people who played Batman going on to die in other films got it or golden showers playbook

which is movies to begin with the letter p i don't see how i can't take golden showers yeah and it's you know narrows it down immediately because how many movies began with letter p that's a ridiculous letter to start a movie with yeah leonard gives this p P movie one and a half stars. He says it's from 1979. He says it's about two dull brothers. And he also says that one of the characters in it is creepy.

And he manages to... He manages to... Leonard managed to work into this review something about the song Louie Louie. And I will read that to you at the conclusion of this round because it's one of the weirder things that Leonard has ever written. Five stars. Five stars. I mean, five people

are listed. This movie has five stars in it. How many do you think it'll take you to name it, Sam? It's a toughie yeah here he goes he's gonna say zero zero names name that movie. Now, you know what? Just for fun, what you guys should have done is you should have said

negative one. Right? Yeah. And then Zach say negative three. No, that would have fucked you up. But then if Zach said name it, then you'd get Zach on the board instead of potentially giving him the win.

You see what I'm saying? Damn, I played it wrong. Yeah, we should have done that. We're out of time anyway, and I love having Sam on every week from now on. This really is a guess. This is a genuine guess. All right, well, this will be very exciting.

Who am I to say that? Ricky will win if you're wrong. You are not allowed to explode in delight if I'm wrong. I won't. I've got a show to wrap up. Alright. Is it Phantasm? Of course it's Phantasm!

What? It's Phantasm? Why the fuck do you have to do that big wind-up to the right answer? I really... Because I was not sure about the year at all. I thought it was an 80s movie. I thought that movie was in the 80s. That's why I was so torn.

Never even heard of that movie. Phantasm? Never heard of it. With the orb that floats around and sucks into your thing. I thought that was like 83. There's the tall dark man, Angus Scrimm. None of that? Coscarelli,

who made it, has a new movie out called John Dies at the End. Yeah, people love it. I haven't seen it. Hey guys, producer Ryan here.

Doug forgot to read the line he was talking about in Leonard Maltin's review of Phantasm. The sentence was, a creepy cemetery worker whose ties are so thin he belongs playing Louie Louie at a 1964 prom.

Back to the show. Well, congratulations, Sam. You did it. You won. Thanks, buddy. And congratulations to Gus. Come get your prize back, Gus. Where's Gus at?

Where'd you go to get Gus? There you go, dude. Congratulations, man. Gus put our faces on this. Oh, don't forget your wisdom from Zach. You? There you go, dude. Congratulations, man. Gus put our faith in you on this. Oh, don't forget your wisdom from Zach. You can't share that with anyone. Please, there's some bad stuff in there. You and Zach.

Don't fucking tweet it. Whatever you fucking spies do. Fucking gawker. Cocaine-infused journalist. What does that say? Don't say it out loud, but... I can't even read this shithead. Oh, now I get it.

Aiden, you have to come over here and tell me who you want me to call a shithead. Do you understand how this show works? Barely. All right. Let me ask Aiden's friend, is he drunk? Or is he always like this? I think he's kind of...

I think he's drunk and foreign and friendly. Well, I'm just curious. Right? Just write down there, anybody you want me to call a shithead, I'm going to pre-guess that you're going to say, my wife. Oh, someday, not yet.

My future wife. There's actually candy in the tiny pinata. I want some. Me too. Yeah, it's probably laced. Oh, there's some candy in there? pinata I want some it's probably laced okay settle down Aiden just write down anybody you want me to call a shithead anybody in the world preferably not a religious figure

no one's gonna get me death threats please just write it down This is going to get me death threats, please. Just write it down. Just jot it down. You brought your own pen, your lollipop from inside the belly of the thing. But in English, please.

Oh, wait. Hold on. I'm a little embarrassed about it, but you get the idea. I don't get the idea. Can you read that? I can't get the idea. Can you read that? I can't read that. What do you think that says? What? So-ando.

So-ando? What is that? I don't know if I'm pronouncing it right. Do you mean Orlando, the city? No, So-ando is the new mall by Six Flags. Yeah. You're sure it should be a little darker. Otherwise... Oh, boy.

I like Aiden. Don't forget to meet me outside. That last encounter really sealed the deal for me. I'm eager to sit down with you and buy you anything you want. These are chance encounters

that only come once in a lifetime. Zach Galifianakis. He's got nothing to plug. This will be a fun picture for the one on Twitter with him just not even here. Just Ricky and Sam. Hi, you guys. And go see

Much Ado About Nothing in theaters now in glorious black and white. And Sam Levine's Do No Harm. You can binge watch over the summer once a week. That's not really binge watching. Do No harm. You can catch it. You can binge watch over the summer once a week. That's not really

binge watching, but do no harm. Saturdays at 10 on ABC. NBC starting June 29. Starts in January. we'll get it right next week. We'll get it right next week. We'll try it again next week.

And I'm going to, you know, I'm going to bring in some big guns, you guys. I got to take this guy down. This is making me sick. He's tearing my show apart from the inside like a virus. Yeah, Jon Hamm, you wish. Jon Hamm is in India right now.

They are already against each other in the Super Tournament of Championships and the only reason it hasn't happened yet is because they're both successful working actors. John Hamm is in India right now They are already against each other In the super tournament of championships And the only reason it hasn't happened yet Is because they're both successful working actors Yep And the schedules don't mish Like when one of their shows gets cancelled The other one continues to be a smash hit

I was so sad when they cancelled Mad Men Such a bummer Thanks you guys Oh I got one plug I'm doing movie interruptions at the Alamo Ritz that cancels Mad Men. Such a bummer. Thanks, you guys. Oh, I got one plug. I'm doing movie interruptions at the Alamo Ritz in Austin, July 6th and 7th.

And thanks again to Always Fun LA crowd. Oh, Zach is back. I do have a plug. Oh, okay. I'm part of this, I'm trying to start this organization

and I'm, you can go to my website and what I do is I do conj'm trying to start this organization and I'm you can go to my website and what I do is I do conjugal visits to high security prisons if you're gonna fucking laugh about stuff

wait I have one plug oh yeah yeah Ricky has one more plug too Garfunkel and us is playing at Largo on the 29th With Natasha Leggero And maybe one other lady

So 29th of June Yes Steel Magnolias Yep 213 The Steel Magnolias tour Yes

Alright We'll see you next week Sam Actually next week We have the The top bidder In the Jimmy Pardo Podcast-a-thon Last December

We finally are Having him on from I believe he's coming in from Arizona and that winner will be here and gets to dictate, other than you, Sam, who the other guests are going to be. Awesome. I hope that guy wins so he has to stay here.

He can crash the table. You know what? That offer is now officially on the table. It's true. Herbal Contracts are binding in California. I should have mentioned that he got here a week early You know what? That offer is now officially on the table You're gonna have this guy crashing with you I should have mentioned that he got here a week early And his name is Aiden I think I played that pretty perfectly And as always

Soando is a shithead I can't say it enough Soando Soando is a shithead I can't say it enough Soando Soando And uh You know I don't know why I couldn't read this the first time It makes perfect sense raccoons are shitheads Now it's time for Doug to watch another

Talkie Eyes of gold and viewing crowd With big zip-pockies There's no room in his heart for you Cause Doug loves Movies And Crow is big, sick, potty. There's no room in his heart for you. Cause Doug loves movies.