Doughboys - Cheba Hut with Jon Gabrus (LIVE)

Episode Date: January 31, 2019

Jon Gabrus (Raised By TV, High and Mighty) returns to the show to review a chain specializing in toasted subs and "curing munchies", Cheeba Hut. Plus, a local Arizona edition of Snack or Wack. Recorded at Stand Up Live in Phoenix, AZ.Want more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a headgum podcast. A major hip-hop star of the late 80s and early 90s, Tom Locke's other chart toppers include Funky Cold Medina, a narrative about a fictional love potion that rewards its users like the proverbial cursed monkey paw, as well as one of rap's early weed anthems, a six-minute tribute to the sticky icky. Like many other musicians, Tom Locke soon parlayed his film into an acting career, his fame into an acting career, accumulating an array of diverse credits, including movies like the Jim Carrey vehicle Ace Ventura Pet Detective and the Michael Mann Heist classic

Heat. In 1998, shortly after Tom Locke acted in the film's fake into funk and spyhard, a young restaurateur named Scott Jennings opened a pot-themed sandwich shop just off campus from Arizona State University, naming his business after Tom Locke's aforementioned pro marijuana song. Jennings and his team weren't exactly subtle with their 420-thaming, offering sandwiches with names like Chronic, Dank, and Coosh, and designating their four-inch, eight-inch, and foot-long sizes as nugs, pinners, and flunts, respectively.

How did its sales growth led to rapid expansion, adding five locations in Arizona and bordering New Mexico within a decade? The chain's quick success has proved a bonanza for newspaper headline writers who've enthusiastically made puns like, sandwich shop finds itself in a sticky situation, and pot-themed subchain far more than a pipe drain. But the playful branding hides a more serious business culture. As COO Matt Tretheway told Time Magazine in 2012, quote, there's no place to be stoned at work.

Today, this dope sandwich shop boasts 20 locations across the western U.S., including in weed legal states like Colorado and California with eventual plans for 300 total. Unfortunately for marijuana enthusiasts in its home state of Arizona, a ballot initiative to legalize recreational use of the drug failed by a thin margin in 2016. However, medical marijuana has been legal in the Grand Canyon State since Proposition 203 passed in 2010, including on college campuses. No doubt often prescribed for ailments no more serious than senioritis. And when the munchies hit, hopheads craved the toasted subs from, to quote the hook from

Tom Loach's pot-positive single, that Chiba, Chiba Chiba. This week on Doughboys, Chiba Hut. Welcome to Doughboys Live! How you doing, Phoenix? All right, all right, all right. Thank you guys so much for coming out. That moment when the people listening at home can't experience this. But that moment when this theme song is playing and you guys are clapping, I always feel like

the audience is applauding watching me unlock my laptop, because that's what's going on. But thank you for being with me. Guys, we've got a great show. Before we go any further, this week's roast is courtesy of Jarrett underscore Putman on Instagram. Let me introduce my co-host, Tim Allen, one hour into the Santa Clause. Give it up for the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell! I'm wearing my most Santa-ish outfits, fucked up.

I selected that roast before knowing about your choice of sweater, and then I was like, well, now I'm definitely locked into this. That's fucked up. What's up, Phoenix? How's everybody doing? Thank you for coming out. One hour, he looks the grossest at that point. He looks better when he's like fat Santa.

Yeah, it's a weird sort of metamorphosis. So you're telling me I got to go further. Yeah. I mean, you'll get there if you live that long. That movie is apparently the first draft of that movie. It was a weird home invasion robbery mistake. What? Yeah, the original premise was that Santa went into his house, Tim Allen thought it

was a burglar, and killed him with his gun. It was like an insane stand your ground thing. It was so dark, he fucking murdered Santa. That's insane. And then they redid that. They, of course, rewrote it, and were like, oh, it'll be an accident, where he accidentally got stuck. Yeah, Santa only falls and breaks his neck instead.

Yeah, he's not murdered in cold blood. Ow, I just, I hit my tooth against the mic. Mistake it for a drumstick. Oh, they love it, huh? Oh, wait a minute. Yes. How to Spoon Nation. And, uh, you know, I shouldn't do that like I like so one of those guys ever sought the

south park guys would they be like, why are you doing that? Yeah. Anyways, I got a little drop. Let's hear it. The worst part of the show, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, like, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look, look.

That's, uh, I think this is the right person, uh, it's from at Brady the Guy. Howdy ho, do, uh, do, howdy, howdy how, do boys, fucking idiot. This is, uh, this is the first job I made in two years after being inspired by a recent episode. Keep on rocking in the free world. Thanks, Brady. Brady the Guy. You know, I got, I'm clearly, they're isolating that one comment I made out of context, but I stand by it. Hentai is fine. Within certain parameters, there's, there's, there's things when they'll be like, like, explain the parameters. I just, look, I just think the depictions should be things that are okay. You know what I mean? I'm trying to be very vague.

What the fuck are you talking about? What is, what does he mean? I'm trying to be vague because like Hentai gets very dark and like, and like they're, they're illegal acts depicted and that's like, it's like an excuse like, oh, it's animated. It's like, oh, it's anime porn. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, like, oh, this character is actually, he, he looks like a 10 year old boy, but he's actually a 50,000 year old demon spirit. It's like, no, this is just your way of getting away with doing something that's illicit. I love that you're trying to explain yourself for future actions at the beginning of our Phoenix show. I am condemning that sort of Hentai. Only Sonic Hentai. Thank you. And you better have a big

pregnant belly. Mitch, I was, I wanted to talk about a little factoid before we introduce our guests. Oh, fun. People like the facts. Yeah. They don't come here for the comedy. They want a recitation of facts. Um, Arizona iced tea. I was like, Oh, we'll do something for Arizona iced tea. We're in Arizona. That that's appropriate. Uh-huh. Not from Arizona. Boo. It's a New York based comedy based fucking company. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Thank you. This stuff's made in New York City. Thank you for the front row. I completely agree. We couldn't come up with that on our own. The most famous commercial of all time. That's fucked up. That's crazy. That commercial also. And we were talking about the grim, uh, the original draft of Santa Claus.

Yeah, that commercial ends with it's a pacepacani commercial. They're like they're eating the salsa. This stuff's made in New York City, New York City. And the tag of that is one of the Cowboys says get a rope. They're gonna fucking kill a guy for bringing salsa from New York City at best. They're gonna kill the guy. They might be tying him up and doing God knows what that's fucked up. Excuseing their acts by saying is a 53 year old 50,000 year old demon spirit. No, it doesn't make it okay. Uh, but yeah, and it's so weird. Why like, why do that? Why call yourself Arizona iced tea if you have no connection to the to the state? Yeah, it's fucked up. We should riot. A good tea though. It's okay. Do people like Arizona iced tea out here? They don't

they don't care as much as you do. All right, fine. I was trying to get some some cheap heat from that, but no, it didn't work. I mentioned another thing we talked about today. They're the ESPN released this this report of the I'm looking at my phone now for reference. They they they released this report of the sanitation situation kind of sums us up. Huh? What do you got? You got a nice glass of white wine. I have like seven different cocktails. You've got a mixed together. Yeah, you got yourself a cider there and you've got yourself some sort of mixed drink tequila and soda water. Right. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, you got round one and round two queued up. So this is from this is from ESPN's report on the sanitation of in arena service. Yeah. Food food purveyors.

Talking stick resort arena, which is steps away from our venue where we're doing this tonight where the Phoenix Suns play who are not having a great season. I think Robert Sarver needs to go. That guy's a chump. There's that cheap heat. There we go. That's the cheap heat you wanted. Talking stick resort arena had 36 percent of its of its health code violations were classified as high level. They 50 of their outlets of the 50 outlets inspected 18 have high level violations, including hand washing issue, food too cold, which to me doesn't sound like a health violation, but I guess it sounds like a complaint. Yeah, it sounds like more of a complaint. Insufficient refrigeration. So just be careful in terms of your choice of your choice of beverage

or your choice of food and beverage. The audience reaction to that was kind of funny. Like they were like, oh, classic. What? It's gross. Don't don't eat food over there. Classic Phoenix. What? So what happens here? We don't believe in sanitation here. Those might be left coast values, but they're not Phoenix values. Should we introduce our guest? Yeah, let's get them out here. Guys, I hope he's ready to go in the podcast. You know him well. Our guest is an actor, comedian and frequent dough boys companion. His podcasts are high and mighty, raised by TV and action boys with a Z. Please welcome John Gabriel. Thank you for having me. Practice. So now the stage picture in terms of alcohol is complete.

I've got my glass of Pinot Grigio that I've been nursing. Mitch, you have a cider and a mixed a well drink. Gabriel has a cocktail and a full bottle of Patron. It's the December to not remember, baby. What? Joe, shut the fuck up. I have to put this on lockdown already. I don't care if you're in the VIP seats. This show is about us. When it comes to the Q&A is when you insert a half ass fucking inside joke, okay? Until then, the show is about us. She's nice. She's nice. She paid a ticket, but so did all these other people. And they didn't pay to see her. They didn't pay to see me either. I don't know why I'm so worked up. You know what? You're right. Because you interrupted,

everyone gets one interruption now, okay? Use it now. Everyone in the count of three. Use your interruption. All right? One, two, three. I saw like 12 fucking neckbeards say hot salad. I heard a lot of just like, I heard a lot of straight fuck use and then I think I heard a few fat in there. I saw the ghost of our dads give us the finger. It's just what a podcast is. My dad kills himself again. Second heaven. He's on his way to second heaven. Weirdly, my dad's still alive, still manifests himself in ghost form, just to flip me off. We still had the return of the Jedi moment where all our dads heads nod and then fuck it. Oh, podcast. My dad is in heaven. They're like, we got a view down onto your son

doing a podcast. He's like, no, I'm good. I don't think our dads are friends. Sorry, pops. I hope you can hear me down there. I'm kidding. It's his dad. My dead dad's in hell. I don't know what your childhood was like at all. The audience, how dare you say your dad's in hell? It's his dad. He could say whatever the hell he wants. Yeah. What's the show about? Fest, food, chain restaurants, come out screaming about my dead. These people have no fucking clue who I am. And I'm doing like part five of a conversation we've been having for half a decade. Gabriel is on the flight over. So something happened, which is that we booked our travel. For some reason, Mitch insisted on booking his travel

separately. That's right. He's sort of a go, he's sort of a go getter, sort of I like to get things done myself. I did it for first of all, the reason I did it, I'll tell you why. First of all, you just first of all, I'll tell you why. There's reasons A through C debate me, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. Reason one, okay, I had one, I'm going to fly into program, which is closer to my house. You guys all know my address because I've slowly revealed it over the course of the podcast. Somebody kill me. Well, one of my fans please poison me with fucking food outside. I'm going to eat a loose hamburger on the street. Did you eat a cookie like out of your mailbox without a bag on it or anything like that? All right, fair enough. Cookies were literally left

on your doorstop and you ate them, right? Yeah. When in nursery tales has that ever gone wrong? Yeah, no, I eat loose whatever. If you leave food at my doorstep, I'm going to eat it. I don't give a shit. Right. So I think we were talking about our flight in. I was we were talking about our flight in. I was going to get some cheap heat here for myself. I extended my stay one to fly into Burbank. It is closer to my house, which you all do. Do you dress for Burbank and then and then not cheapy for. I know I was wanting to stay longer because I want to go to Pizzeria Bianco Wow. Okay. It takes a pregnant pause before his panda. That was a I want to go. That was a it was a throat. Yeah, I want to go to Pizzeria Bianco. I'm the toxic Avenger.

Let's define some terms here because you said extend my stay. That's right. Your flight is one hour later than ours. We're going to we're also going to go there. We're going to the with you. All right. First of all, you get to sit in the restaurant for an hour by yourself. I do not want to sit at the same table as Weigar when we're at Pizzeria Bianco. Well, because the Weigar is going to be in the high chair. Got a strap is dick in. All right. All right. I'm not the one of the three of us who will be wearing a diaper. So I should be wearing a diaper. I speak to I panicked when I heard like I didn't I because

I couldn't hear I was on the toilet up until zero seconds before I came. That's why I said he's maybe not ready. I was like I heard a loud applause. I'm like, right, that's Mitch and I heard like a dead silence. I'm like, that's the drop and then but what happened for me? What happened to me and Nick on the flight down because we're on a different ticket than you because you couldn't. Yeah, you had to you had to stay one hour later. What happened to me and Nick? They got upgraded to first class. I don't fucking platinum status delta. Oh shit. I don't know what that means except I charge everything. I'm in fuck. I'm deep in debt. I'm under. I'm underwater big time and I was back

in coach with the people. Yeah. I was in a coop with 10 chickens. Is it true that the flight attendant thought you were someone's service Saint Bernard? This thing's not going to shit on the plane. Is it? No, I think that's a man that sat next to me and I am going to shit just so you know. Bad news, sweetheart. I'm going to go now. You just got on the plane. I know. I know. Weigert did remember why you made a run for the restroom before the plane? He made a run for the cockpit that I think had to pretend it was for the restroom. All right. Here's what it was. I saw my. He's going to try to fly the plane into the fucking comedy club

tonight, people. He's fucked up. No, I'm not going to take the dough boys fans with me. That sounds like a lie. No, of course, I'm not going to take the dough boys fans with me. I do song text to us and said Nick didn't book a return flight. I was taking classes at that Florida flight school. I specifically said I don't want to learn how to land and they're like, that's fine. That's week four anyway. No, I like I saw my window because I was like, oh, we're about to take off and I do have to. I do have to urinate. So I'll go do that now. And but I was like, I for some reason, I kind of panic. So I was like, I just darted towards the the front and I guess it looked

like I was making a move. So it was like reaching into his jacket, sprinting at the pot, taking out his gloves. He was in the cockpit. Yeah, he pissed on the pilot's chair. He got into the cockpit and then he had like a little data spike come out of his middle finger and he's like upload manifest. The machines have taken over. He's fucking Skynet now. That would be the best if Skynet takes over AI takes over and it's like a buddy. What do you want from us? No, they just want to hang out. Good to watch a Lakers game. All right. Cool. I guess I love the NBA. Gables, you were recently and this is a thing we've all we've all gone through in recent

recent weeks. You're recently ill. We were all recently ill. I was. Yeah, interesting. And I want to talk. I want to talk like what do you guys like in terms of sickness foods you got? So you get you're under the weather. You need something to make you feel a little better. What are your go tos food and drink? I vacillate between like medicinal and comfort. Like I'll go with like some soups like some Tom car or something a little spicy to open it up. It's delightful. Yeah, like some fun. But then I also need comfort because I'm a big baby. And when I'm sick, I'm like, can I please have chicken cutlet sandwich? And I'll have that eat a bunch of weed edibles. Because you know, like if you eat a lot of edibles, it's like time traveling.

Uh, yeah. Yeah, we know that. Oh fuck. It's Thursday or oh fuck. It's still five p.m. And so like when I'm sick, I'm like, I just want time to pass. So I just like eat a bunch of edibles and I'm like, I watched all of bodyguard on Netflix. I just watched the Kevin Costner movie five times series is pretty repetitive. I got I got this. Is there? Oh, is that a fan? Is it? Oh, it's a fan. Okay. Oh, I'm a good performer. By the way, I get the sorry. The thing I only I heard I'm bringing up. Is that a fan? Is there a fan here? I'm out of here. I run backstage. I'm I'm a big soup guy, Nick. Right. I'll do a girl cheese and soup. Sometimes real cheese and tomato soup with a dip doesn't the best. But does it like if your mucusy isn't

the dairy be an issue because that's an issue with me. Like if I have I have like cheese and I've got some sort of like sinus thing and makes that worse. I usually drink a steaming cup of brie when I get a cold. Just choked down hot brie lava and then gargle. We get a fondue pot in the ladle. That's what I want. I'll have another glass of buttermilk, please. I have a cold, sir. I think when I have a cold, like, you know, there's that saying of is it drown? What is it? It's like star of a cold feet of fever. I always thought it was feet of cold drowned of fever. Is that right? Does anyone know? Yeah, it was in your version. It's it's no matter what the ailment is eat something. Yeah, yours. The bottom line is consumption. We got

that. Well, it is funny because I I always just like feet of cold chug a chug of fever and I order in ed. That's why I'm ordering in every night, baby. That way I don't have to fuck. No, I will usually make it as an excuse. I'm gonna eat a lot. I got a cold, right? I'll eat a shitload of food. Yeah, I guess I guess for me, like I do just default to which is a it's a boring answer ready to fall to the two soups, particularly like a spicy soup like that goes a long way for me. But yeah, rumblies within that situation, Nick, you kind of want rumblies. I feel like when you have like you just want everything out of your mind. I never want rumblies. You want

rumbly, but I'm sick and I'm gonna be home sick. I'm getting everything out. I'm fucking shitting. I'm blowing my nose. I'm coughing. I'm coming for sure. And what are you good for the month or something? I get all I get. I'm like, I'm gonna be fucking. I become like a husk. I got no, I go down to like 40% liquid at that point. Like my body dries up. My hair turns gray. Just fucking clog the toilet with baby wipes and paper towels. Sorry. This is a food podcast. And people are eating at this point in the show. Oh, it smells like that. Someone set up like fucking a sampler platter and then put a fan behind it. I got like the musk of a quesadilla blowing in my nose. I feel like a cartoon wolf. I'm like,

Gabriel's not going to float through the comedy club to slimmers. I got called a slimmer the other day because you left slime on the bus when you got off your seat like a snail trail. No, I went to I don't I still don't quite understand it. Like I don't understand what the guy was trying to say. I was in the library eating hot dogs by the hand. I was at the guy got mad at you was like, fuck you slimmer. No, it was it was like in good fun. But I didn't understand his joke. I was at the FedEx store, which I still called kinkos FedEx office and I was shipping something and the guy went to hand me my receipt and like I kind of butterfingered it and it dropped but it was like dropping like the fucking forest gump feathers. So it was kind

of like floating down like this. So I like three chances to grab it out of the air and I would kind of salvage it, but I like missed all three and it and it fell to the ground and I finally picked it up and the guy was like, all right, slimmer. I was like, because like a ghost that you couldn't touch it is my guess. Is that what it was? That guy's doing his podcast that six people listen to and he's like, Nick Weigler was in there and I called him slimmer. So call in listeners and tell me what you think I should have done. This is FedEx, but I still call it kinkos. I like that you nervously. You got you were nervous in front of this man and you dropped something once again. Right? Is there anywhere? Yeah, is there anywhere you don't go where you

spill or drop? Let me think. I feel like I've made some. No, I mean like I'm a are you really trying to think of a moment you haven't dropped. I'm trying to think of like do it today. I have ever have like a clutch grab. Did I ever have a moment where something was about to fall and I was like, I got it. No, this this literally we did talk about this, but yeah, we Nick came to my house and there was a stray cat outside my house. Oh yeah, and Nick thought it was one of my cats, Wally or Irma. It was a black and white cat. It looks exactly like Wally Irma to me to someone who's not an of the owner of them. He's not face timing with them. The one night they're out of town. Gabor's caught me talking to Wally and Irma earlier caught him. It was you can hear

everything from this guy's room. I was doing fucking woodwork in there for a half an hour. We got to Phoenix. I went I went into my bed immediately talked to Wally and Irma and then for the like two hours I was like and then we came here. That's my time in Phoenix. A lovely place, but I'm staying an extra hour tomorrow. You're welcome. How all these psychopaths are going to be at Pizzeria Bianco tomorrow, like with fucking machetes and shit. Who God who cares? Come with. Nick will buy you pizza. You have to talk to Nick for one hour. No one will do. No one will buy your own pizza. Hey, how you doing, buddy? I'm good. That's good, buddy. Smile. I mean, stop smiling.

C colon backslash laugh. Mitch, I will say it's a very cute one because you have I don't know what the app is, but you have a little app you talk. I got a Nest camera. So you may know my address, but don't try to break into my house. I got a Nest camera. So I check up on him and your cats are on chat roulette. Pull it up. You're like, oh, shit. I'm cranking off in front of a while. Well, they would they're used to that. My dog like just like rolls his eyes and walks out of the room at this point. I can hear me typing in big women. Your dogs used to you cranking off. Yeah, I think so. He's like, oh, he's at his desk. He's definitely not going to work. All my family pets were

dead by masturbation age, but that's how they interesting. If you I didn't know you were going to say age. All my family pets were dead by masturbation age. That's weird. Like right when I turned 13, they all died. What happened? We don't know. But I can't imagine like like masturbating in front of my pets. I did I did show like when I was in fifth grade, I did show my dick to my pet snake because it's just because I was like this is like and then they got married. The snake was like another mirror. The snake is looking up the same things. You look a big big snake. Oh, finally. That thing was a swallow the fucking rat. But you guys just doing it and so casually in front of your pets is very I'm very casual when I beat off. I'm sort of like walking around the house

have stroking it doing the dishes. I get I get a coffee. I get very mad at wall in our mouth. I'm like, don't look at me, you little shits. But that but that arouses you more. That's the problem, right? Is that that riles you up? Oh, I don't fuck getting angry makes me come while he tries to bury it like a load in his what that hasn't happened. He gets stuck. That has not happened. That definitely hasn't happened. He like gets stuck in it like T 1000 in like his paw breaks off. And he's like, oh, help. As he drowns in the fucking Cinnabon that you choose. This guy's fucking blood sugar is so high. He just is frosting. Cinnabon's like,

we got to hire this guy. It's going to save us millions. Wait a minute, these loads are puny. This can't even frost a minibun. Tuesday, you're all right, my man. I see I have small dick huge loads. I think it's because I do have walkouts yet. We had to walk in security to take take me out of here. All right, back in your crate, Warren. I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm talking about. How do we sound bad? Do we sound? Are we sounding good? Can you hear us?

It's minute 30. So we want to just confirm that the sound is good. There's a Mitch, by the way, master improviser. Can you guys hear us? All right, cool. But can you hear the fan? Is the fan only in my head? Is it a loud humming due to an equilibrium issue I have? Uh-oh. Anyone else is so that you hear the fan. Does everyone else's left arm really hurt? I checked in. I checked in on Wally and Irma. Yes. Oh, yes. Like right now? Right now. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry. They're fucking on my pillow. Aren't they brother and sister from the same litter? They are brother and sister. They're not.

There's very cutely sleeping on the bed. That's adorable. But you can't. I don't want to see a picture of what your bed looks like. That's horrifying. I'm gonna show you right now. A broken frame. The black light is on. It looks like a fucking cow print. There. See, see Wally right there? Oh, yeah. You've got some printed out hentai with a caption. This is a 50,000-year-old demon spirit. Wally. Wally. He's hearing an entire crowd of people right now. Wally, he doesn't give a shit. He's not paying attention to me. The audience doesn't give a shit. I mean, I don't want to speak for you guys, but I don't give a shit. It's not like he's talking to a dog. A real animal. That's fucked up, man. Yeah, dude. I don't want to hear about how cool cats are if you can go away

overnight without worrying about them. That's how cool they are. You're not to give a shit about them. Yeah. Anytime someone pitches how cool a pet is based on how, like, I love my kid. I leave him for fucking 12 hours with a nanny. It's like, oh, okay. I'm just projecting. My dad was not around a lot. Anyone else's ears and face really hot? You know, I am saying because Mitch and I are dressed very Christmassy. I was thinking, as you were saying that, that we've got these thick sweaters on. I'm actually getting pretty warm under these tights. I am, too. And I cannot. I have, like, a gross loose shirt on under this. A gross loose shirt? Yeah, it's loose. Oh, man, you look so much better in tight shirts. I'm in shorts and a t-shirt always. Is there a... Okay, good. Man,

I forget that one. I was just realized, like, I have, like, this fucking fupa dangling off the edge of my seat. I've got, like, Mr. Belvedere nuts. You look like you're dressed for a ska punk cruise. I'm Dickie Barrett's even fatter older brother. Never had a wood. That's my song. Obesity-induced ED. Oh, what? You guys aren't going to clap for and boost obesity-induced ED? Come on, you fat fucks with soft dicks. Like, locking eyes with my aunt every time I say something like that. Do people know the Mr. Belvedere story? Do people know that story? They do know. Oh, everyone knows it. Yeah. They've listened to our podcast. A bunch of different versions of it. You famously had

a table read sat in his own balls and they had to shut down production for a day. Yeah. Yeah. And he got to... Didn't he, like, get taken out on a stretcher or something? Yeah, he was a debilitating injury. They had to kill... He was an older man. They had to hire a new Mr. Belvedere. It was like Mr. Ed. They were just, like, took him behind a barn, blew his balls off and were like, let's get a new old guy in here. Grew some death. Um, so, uh, you... Gabor, you mentioned earlier, Eddo, or were you going somewhere with that? Huh? Were you going somewhere with that? Why did you bring that up? With what? This thing we started 20... What was the thing I was talking about? You were like, I have a... No, no, I was

going to tell the story if they hadn't heard it. Everyone knows that. Oh, okay. He sat on his balls. Yeah. What was that? Like, why did you bring that up? Because he said that he had a Mr. Belvedere... Oh, okay. I was confused. Jesus. Sorry. But the... Leave this in. This is all staying in. Oh, I know. This is the best this has ever gone in a live show. We are peaking right now. Gabor, you mentioned edibles a little bit earlier. This is something I do not have a lot of experience with. In fact, I'm intimidated by it because every time I hear an edible story, it's like, I ate half a cookie and then I was like, I lost my mind for 72 hours. Every edible story is like, and then I didn't wasn't high, so I had some more. And the next part of that story is never,

and then it was all good. Right. It's always like, and then I was in an ambulance saying, I'm dying. Yeah. Do you know what, you know what my nightmare is? A knock on the door opening a Weigher's air. I had an edible tonight, buddy. Uh-oh. End credits for me. What do you think is going to happen? I think you would cut me open and sleep inside of me like a Tauntaun. A Tauntaun is like a fucking goal weight for you. I'd like to get down to a Tauntaun size. Yeah. Edibles is all about knowing your dosage. That's what's important is like, it's not a time to fuck around, you know, just like, because like, if you smoke a little bit too much of a joint, you can like drink some water and look at a TV for 20 minutes and come down. Right. But if you

eat an edible and you eat a little too much, you're on, you're on a roller coaster that's just going tick, tick, tick, tick, tick as you get higher and higher and higher and you're like, this thing's going to get fucking dropped eventually. Right. And that's why they're awesome. But you have to, you have to just know your dosage. I recommend start low. Eat like five to 10 milligrams and then wait like 45 minutes to an hour and 15 minutes before you have any more. And don't like drink and do edibles or like smoke and do edibles for the first time. He shouldn't be on the other hand. I'm like in a fucking low grade Hunter S. Thompson fucking two edibles before the flight, one edible before lunch, one joint before lunch, coffee and a joint after lunch. I witnessed this.

Said for a comedy effect, but just true. He did all this. You got to have a pre lunch joint and then a post lunch coffee joint when you're working. I flew first class to just get high and eat fucking 12 sandwiches. Nick, who's the NBA coach who started this? He has like a marijuana farm in Hawaii now. Dan Bilzerian. That dude's in that dude's in the weed game. Finally, it's so sick. You know who I'm talking about? Oh, he was. I think it was a done. It's not Don Nelson. Is it? And what was it? Don Nelson? Have you guys seen Don? I think that weed would maybe have a Don Nelson effect on you. Like I don't know was like super straight place and kind of like he was kind of chubby, right? And if you Google him now, he looked. He's like he has like long hair. He looks

like a parrot head. He looks like a parrot head. It's crazy. I think that I think it might have the same effect on you. Imagine imagine Weiger with just like one long rat tail and he's super into weed and he's back into like the brass at the woodwind instruments again. A wet rat tail. He got to keep it slick. I like to pomade my rat tail to a fucking point. I poured myself tequila and it's just sitting on the top of this thing and I'm, yeah, what was your name for this drink? Oh, a Gatorita. It's Gatorita and tequila. Yeah. Oh, no one's above that. We've all had Gatorita and tequila before. I remember in college, I thought I figured out the best drink in the world when I mixed

Bacardi Raz and which is raspberry flavored rum with Mountain Dew Code Red. And I was like, I got the best drink. It's really fucking good. And the next morning I was just fucking spewing red in the shower and my roommates like we got to go to rugby and I was like and I was like laying on the ground crying. I was like and I think it was just the Code Red that did that to me. That sounds fucking vile. It was awful. It was truly awful. It went down like cough syrup and came out like organs. No, that might have just been organs that I was puking. Mountain Dew Code Red and Bacardi Raz. I feel like I could kill an older man or yeah. If you're sure it's like I got pre-diabetic when I took a sip. My A1C went up six points when I drank it. You like

stumbled upon the recipe for four loco. Right. Exactly. It's like all this is missing is why was it when I was drinking that much in college? I was like recreationally taking Xenadrin, which was like a weight loss. I took Xenadrin too. Yeah. It was a thing that fat kids took that thought they would turn them into He-Man. Oh, okay. Like a diet pill. It was like a diet pill, like a thermogenic, like a classic, like Gorana and like green tea extract type situation. I took that in high school. I took that shit in high school too. Yo, and it's such a thermogenic that you can get, you used to be able to stay home sick. If you took like four pills, you can get your body temperature up to like one on one. Yeah. I convinced my mom a nurse that I had a fever

by overdosing on fucking thermogenics and raising my body temperature like four degrees. And I was like, see, I get to stay home sick from school. And I was like so fucking wired. I was just like doing push-ups and jerking off all day. Staying home sick in high school, man. Those were the glory days of cranking off. Now it's like I stay home sick every day. I get permission from my mom still. Is anybody on edibles right now? Just only staff members. Just Gabe. I took center. I remember I was in math class and my heart was like racing and I was sweating and like my high school math class. It was fucking crazy. Yeah. I remember just doing fucking Zenadrin and like drinking vodka, Red Bulls the whole night and being like

sweating and grinding my teeth, not even doing cocaine, but like still like having all the bad parts of coke. This isn't a prescription drug. No, it was like an over. It's now illegal, but it's now banned. Yeah, but it's like a thing. You get like GNC or just like pharmacy or like hydroxy cut and Zenadrin. We're like to Zenadrin RFA one. Why do I know all this? Have you ever read men's health magazine and muscle and fitness every fucking month I had? I was the only high school kid with muscle magazine. My dad was like this dude's gay. Oh shit. The muscle magazines are here. Look at Lee Priest's quads. My dad's like this and movies. He's got to be gay. Well, I got Nintendo power and my dad thought the same thing probably.

Which is okay. Thank you, Mitch. Thank you, Mitch. That's very nice of Mitch to say, but I just wanted that he doesn't speak for me. Okay. Jesus Christ. I'm fucking smack dab in the middle of that Kinsey scale, so don't you worry about it. I'm trying to, when I'm jerking off, the most effort I'm putting into is just trying not to think of Henry Cavill. Oh my God, and Mission Impossible. He's so fucking hunky. He fucked me up, dude. His mustache and his like little smirk. I don't understand. I was with a group of people, a group of all guys, the latest Mission Impossible. We're cool. And Gabor's afterwards is like that moment when Henry Cavill did like that, the thing.

He like loads his arms. He loads his arms. Yeah. And me and like six other guys are like, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We all, we all were hot for Henry Cavill. That dude is fucking hunky. He's got such a great look. I got a sickness for the thickness. And he's, what's, what's great is that he's got- I said that to my wife once, by the way, and grabbed her butt on a staircase and she was mad at me for 18 months. I'm not positive she's over it. I was gonna say, and now for bringing it back up again. Oh yeah. I'm fucked. Luckily, she doesn't listen to anything I do. Especially this shit. No, it's live in Phoenix. You're gonna love it. The thing about Cavill and, and M.I. Six is that he's like, he's super buff,

but he like wears formal wear well, like it like it fits his body well. Like sometimes a guy gets too jacked. Oh my God. He looks like, he looks like a college wrestler, like fucking go into like, you know, like the, you know, he's getting signed or something. Right. Right. Like you look at like triple H in a suit and it's like, he's just too big to be wearing that, but like, like Cavill's proportions are so like perfect for that. He looks great. He looks great. He's got that spatula body where it's like a three to one shoulder to waist ratio. Oh my God. It's unreal. The delts on a cave. And he's got the, so like, he's got that, that look famously. He's got the mustache. He's got the nice, the full mustache, but then like the five o'clock shadow, which I have

had like five times by myself in front of my mirror. And then I've shaved the mustache off. Like I shave like everything on my beard except for the mustache. I'm just like, I can't pull this off. But I feel like as soon as that mustache comes in, sirens just go off. As soon as Nick's mustache comes in, elementary schools pick up and move away somehow starcraft. Wait, how do you, do you like wearing suits? I do. Do you? Yeah. How do you feel in a suit? Guys, Nick Wagner's a strange man. I don't know if you've gotten that from the podcast. I mean, I think we're, you know, 150 episodes deep into that. What I've sweat dripping down the back of my knees. It's fucking hot as hell. I can't believe how hot it is. I'm just, I'm, I think I'm gonna

risk it. I'm going to take my, my sweater off. I have a polo underneath. I hope I'm not sweating through my polo. I'm going to do this real quick. I'm going to take my sweater off and hopefully my dick that's tucked into my v-neck of my shirt doesn't come falling out. Oh my God. I'm going to risk it. I'm wearing my Best Buy polo, I hope. Geek Squad. I do, I do look like a geek squad employee right now. I get this exact same palette as a Best Buy employee. It's a comfy polo. Um, yeah. And guys, please don't try to sit on Mitch's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas. No, it's me Barry Claus. I'm the man. I'm the Roger Clinton to Santa Claus. Actually, we have a patreon little for that. You can sit on my lap. It's a twenty five dollar tier.

You know, in college, you were talking college drinking stories. Yeah, about 40 minutes ago, 40 minutes ago. I one time got. I funneled six beers at once, and I got them all down and and I was like, I did it. I'm fucking cool. I poured, I poured Jameson into my own funnel once and was like, of course you can. Of course you outdo me immediately. I don't mean I'll do you, but you funneled a bottle of. No, not a bottle. I was just trying to bond with you. Oh yeah. Yeah. Hey, a nonpolar covalent bond right here. Our kids are stuck together for the listeners. Gaibers and Gables and Mitch just had their arms around each other for a second, which is another patreon here, but I got six of them down, went to the and I was like, I got this and I went to

the bathroom threw up so hard and it was cold coming back up. Oh hell yeah. It was fucking cold. Has that ever happened to anyone before was ice cold. People know that. I'm terrible. I vomited cold beer to the point where it was just like foam. It was like a head. It just sprayed out of my mouth like you were. It was like when like a tap is empty. It was like when you kicked a keg. I was just like guys. Share your stories on social media about the times you've had cold vomit. Hashtag ice puke. Hot salad, cold beer, the Nick Weiger story. I think the closest I've had to ice to ice puke is I had a I ate a bunch of Jell-O. My grandma made me a grandma here. The bunch of Jell-O your grandma. My grandma made me a bunch of cherry Jell-O. This was six months ago.

Eat up Nicholas. It's cherry. Spoon it to me, Grammy. Can I put on a suit after this? I was a young boy and I was having all this. I had too much of a portion. I may have been sick. I don't remember if I was previously sick and that might have been the context for it. But then I threw up and I thought it was like red Jell-O coming up and it was cold. But I looked in the toilet. I thought it was throwing up blood because I was stupid. So I made my grandma come look at my puke. Which was just like I'm sure she's done that a bunch of times. But I just like later on I was like why didn't I make my poor grandma look at my her fucking shitty grandson's puke.

That was if he thought for three seconds would have figured out that it was just the Jell-O we ate not blood. Nicholas are you sick? Do you want more Jell-O? Have some more Jell-O Nicholas. I can't possibly have anymore. Let's get on let's get into this week's chain. Cheeba Hut. Who's a Cheeba Hut fan out there? I too am cheering. Any Cheeba Hut skeptics out there? A few. Just a handful. Okay, let's polarizing the some of the other chains we've done at live shows. Gaywars, if you were to get cast in the Star Wars movie you would be Cheeba Hut. I'd be Cheeba the Hut, bro.

I've had that one in the chamber for a while. So founded in 1988 in Tempe, in addition to Arizona there are now locations in Colorado, California, Oregon, New Mexico, and Wisconsin. We went to the North Avenue location. I believe that's where it was here in Phoenix. And I would say like they go all out with a theming like in every aspect and you can see it just from the street like just looking at the location. Yeah, there's like a little fake VW bus parked outside. Yeah, there's a VW bus with a Cheeba Hut logo on it. The signage is pretty on the nose. And then indoor, inside it's just like there's what was the sign it was a oh thank you for pot smoking.

Like there's just like so many like just like super duper on the nose weed puns and weed jokes everywhere. It was like a fucking TGI Fridays. If TGI Fridays exclusively went to Spencer's Gifts and bought everything in the weed humor section. It's chock full of weed refs and I'm here for it man. Weigur is giggling and taking photos of each one. You enjoyed the signage. They're having fun with the theme. I like that they're going on. Happy hour is 420 to 720, which I liked. Except for the end. Why not happy hour starts at 420? Why the seven? Oh, wait, wait, that's for real? What the happy?

What's what are you like confused about in the sentence? I said the most basic piece of information I put out there. Happy hour times are really 420 to 720. Normally it's four to seven so they tweak it with 20. That's awesome. I think that maybe the maybe the 720 justification is that's a gnarly skateboard or snowboard trick. Two full rotations, brah. You are a SoCal guy. Your sweater fell off your chair. Oh no. As soon as I said that, your SoCal guy's sweater fell off. Oh no, my sweater. I was gonna, I'll put it on the table and just worry I'm gonna forget it. I won't let you forget your sweater. Thank you. So there was, oh, they they're catering and I was like looking through everything just trying to find every pun.

They're catering comes in a hot box. Right. Like if you but yeah, I love it, dude. It's great. They go but it is like that level of comedic reaction like stoner comedy is sort of like it's like hip hop music video comedy. They're both like so dead. Yes. Stop doing them. Well, it's just it's just like it's half baked is funny and then there's never been anything funny since then. And like a stoner comedy is like how you'll laugh at a Doughboy's episode. So not at all. Yes. So like zero laughs if it's like a susser episode up to like a solid B plus for a gay bris or an angle or a buyer or something like that. Yeah, I get it. Let's not reopen this susser beef. So the I'm not trying to spin off your success into some fucking money for myself.

I have my own career in life that I'm fucking rocking. I'm cutting like a wrestling promo. You know, Evan susser. You can bring sonic. You can bring tails. So the I get a name like six more sonic characters. They resisted. So yeah, but like we started comedy. It's like it's like for someone who's like half paying attention, right? It's like for somebody who's like kind of like it's not meant to provoke a belly laugh. It's like a you know, it's like a stone like sort of like, what was that laugh? Like a like a like a like a come on. Like, you know, we can't make Nick imitate human emotions.

He's gonna not pass the Turing test and start fucking sparking and shit. Why wouldn't I why would the turtle just be like why is the turtle hurt? Why would I help the turtle? I don't understand. So the minor thing, but we ordered in and they packed it to go. Not a huge deal, but I flipped no worthy. Well, we put our order in and they were like there's no way on earth that these three guys are eating this much food right here in the restaurant. The place is not expensive and our bill was over $75. It would have any alcohol. No alcohol. They were like there's no there's no way. So they packed it to go. We ordered more than one full sandwich per man. So it was it was a we ordered we ordered two sandwiches per at least two. That's what I just

said. More than one full sandwich per man. Yeah. And I'm saying we had more than two per okay. We are saying we had two point two five per two sandwiches one time and like three different three three different people three different people who worked there were like oh you're getting it for here and we're like yeah and they're like oh put in a bowl on the floor lay a tarp down and let us roll around in white widow sauce. They were a little they were a little confused and it was understandable miscommunication but I will say that they like had a everyone there had just kind of like that chill sort of vibe where they were just kind of like oh man I'm sorry like it was it wasn't like a big they weren't like upset they were you guys love

his nick hyger character listen to them cheering minutes after saying stoner comedies for like stupid and bad you guys like nick hyger we love it we have memento disease we already forgot what you guys were saying a minute ago but they were they were they were very friendly about it let's everyone there everyone that worked there was pretty cool they were so chill we got like a beer coupon like a dollar beer coupon I think because they were because he was like we these guys spent the fortune they they realized at some point they were like these people are fucking monsters right and he wandered over and was like can I get you guys some sauces or something he was i think i think you wanted to make the monsters happy yeah yeah he was like are you guys going

to freak out because you're running out of sandwiches despite ordering enough for a fucking firehouse because i want to say yes i know i got distracted by a fan earlier but uh do you guys like nick hyger everyone cheers nick doesn't do nick hyger they all predict it they're waiting for it i was going to sit on it a little bit maybe that's the wrong move yeah that's the right move it's like a you know i'm not pushing you to do it for god's sake i think it sucks no i know you ate it you ate everything i do that's our whole dynamic but no it's that's wonderful to fucking travel with you guys stay in the same house i think i think nick's the the the phrase nick says the most on the on tour is i'm really tired i am tired

i'm exhausted it's so fun i think the phrase mitch says the most on tours this guy sounds like a fucking teamster just getting in and out of bed today was oh i think i have to go to the bathroom again yeah i didn't want to say it before but the reason i was shitting up until the last minute i got called on is because the bathroom was being monopolized by pokey over here i you do need to get that c-pap situation figured out i'm legitimately worried about you what the fuck don't bring it up here if you don't get a c-pap situation figured out we're gonna fucking david caradine situation we're gonna kill you when you sleep and make it look like auto erotica stimulation everyone will believe it we'll edit this part out of the podcast

you guys remember that i didn't kill myself you should now now you have the perfect cover to actually do it you should tony soprano me i think all you have to do is just close my nose and i would die yeah i know i put the belt around my neck tied it in the closet bar lean forward and rip the whole fucking closet ever just broke my penis on the floor not that you can hit in any on the floor so give a rundown of the sandwiches we got fucking drunk right now by the way my face and ears are so hot and i keep putting my mic closer and closer to liquids and nick is obviously trying to do something we got the white widow which was chicken ranch also hey we're talking mi6 the white widow is in a mission impossible fallout good character a very beautiful woman

we're not going to discuss how beautiful she is yes we are she did the same thing to my pee pee that harry kvelton made it wiggle but we were in 40x so that added to it i was gonna say all right that makes sense i like the small amount that we talked about this a little bit but the small detail they add where she is like she is related to max yes mission impossible one max into palmas mi1 just keep lightest the slightest bit of a continuity which is the perfect amount um uh god what a what a film okay so at mitch earlier said i was like we got to order the white widow and he said that's what tiffany is going to be calling herself his wife tiffany soon will become the white widow fingers crossed um i'll do a rundown all the sandwiches white widow chicken

ranch apollo here hey give the sizes to fuck i remember i remember the sizes they were mostly i'll shout out the sizes after you say the flavor okay okay i remember we'll do well this is this method's gonna work out he's so mad at me for that by the way i know white widow chicken ranch 12 inches apollo 13 greek chicken eight inches i thought you were gonna say the the the weed thing oh uh sorry go back go back go back take it from white white widow white widow chicken ranch blunt apollo 13 greek chicken pinner you know the inches might have been clearer for the audience let's take it back to the top okay all right god you are a fucking loser white widow chicken ranch 12 inches blunt apollo 13 greek chicken eight inches pinner ak-47 french dip eight inches pinner

five oh all the pig baby eight inches pinner dank pizza sub eight inches pinner garlic bread green crack from the secret stash uh 12 inches blunt uh humboldt uh four inches snug uh sticky icky peanut butter and jelly eight inches wheat pinner and then and that's it for the sandwiches wow we'll get to the sides in a second but we got a we got a lot i mean that's that's we tried all those sandwiches and if you want to know what was left it was two bites of the greek the healthiest one the one that was like grilled chicken and olives is the only one that was left that rest was eaten i have gluten intolerance and my body is destroyed let's take them in order uh white widow chicken ranch grilled chicken breasts

smothered in our signature ranch dressing topped with shrooms bacon and provolone don't let the shrooms mislead you they're not of the magic variety now is that copy from the restaurant or did you just come up with that i wrote it before the white widow is also a is a famous strain i believe of oh wow okay dominant hybrid i think oh yeah oh so there's a lot going on with that okay yeah all the sandwiches are puns or and or on strains yeah i thought this was a this was a real winner and let me say this the you you this was you know what i'll let you make the observation because you said in the restaurant and i was like that is dead on you're talking about it being the grilled chicken breast versus it being breaded yes the fact that it's smothered in cheese

bacon and ranch the fact that it's grilled chicken instead of breaded chicken still makes it slightly lighter than your traditional like raunchy ranch sub so eating it because nothing is fried there except for the occasional customer that's what they're that's what their fucking preamble says or whatever why or do you write chiba hot copy that would be such a funny job to have i love that the place chiba hud's got all this weed shit in like a state where weed isn't legal right we were joking because i smoked the joint outside the chiba hut before yes and mitch was like it would be so good for the show if you got arrested for smoking weed outside the chiba hut i'd be like put dinks they'd be like get in the car asshole me and weigher come out and do the show by ourselves

like fucking arson windsworld we freak out it would be terrible fucking eat shit up here you can bring two garbage bags full of chicken parm and pretend it's me the audience will believe it for most of the time cables was quieter tonight i liked them better that's my big fear is like i lose my voice everyone's like he was actually a really nice addition to the podcast for once every podcast is my podcast featuring the host yeah mitch what did you think about this sandwich i loved it i loved it this is top three possibly the best one i think oh yeah it's way up there well the first thing that we i mean we have to talk about it the bread at the restaurant is awesome it's got great bread they

don't lie about the bread it's like soft crispy and thin which are not too thick yes not too thick so you can eat nine sandwiches and not feel full and the even the topping distribution they have you know separate of what they're actually putting on the sandwiches what you're ordering the fixings and bread are just so like at default pretty solid what was that why did you do that what was what you made a cat you you did a cat gesture here's what happened there was like a there was like a particle falling there was like a there's like a particle you see the world in particles he like zoomed in there's a particle burned it out of the sky i'm not suggesting some sort of matrix vision like i can see through time i was saying that it was it was like a little

like piece of lint falling from the sky and it just like batted it down so you cat it you cat pod out yeah i kind of cat pod at it now i have a question for you we are at the part of the podcast where we do actually have something to talk about right the restaurant and your interjections like your ideas your like pitches for things to talk about are just non-verbal things happening during a podcast there's a fan who's like oh who's got a guy in the black shirt that's not in the middle of the podcast it was straight no one would know mitch summies no one would know except for these guys and they're they're secret keepers you guys can all keep secrets right i'll see you at the fucking meet and greet miss me to and greet oh boy

don't roll come on you can't say the word don't acknowledge it so uh yeah we were all on board with us on the apollo 13 greek chicken grilled chicken breast garlic butter calamata olives feta spring mix and greek dressing solid sandwich solid sandwich i love you like Mediterranean flavors i think this is this is great i loved it gabris is refilling his glass with just patron yeah i'm gonna live forever is i getting a car that used to be the rule when we were in high school if you had to drive drunk you had to turn around as you were getting in your car and say i'm gonna live forever she's that way in case you died in the dwi everyone be like remember what he said right before again fuck

you're a long island needs no tourism board long island the island that uber saved it would just be like ten jettas crashed into each other on sunrise highway and four rachels and white bmw's and a fucking fender bender um was that anti-semitic by accident why do you point it out it was just let it go for god's sakes i guess if i ask them you know it's on purpose i'm kidding um yeah i i think it's the most nervous he's ready to rifle through this now let's he's got a rifle we've got a lot of sandwiches to cover let's go apollo 13 that's a spaceship get it but you but you you enjoyed the greek chicken i enjoyed the greek chicken it was

one of my least favorites but not because it was bad right because everything else it was the least indulgent of the sandwich i mean besides the vegetarian one we should talk about the vegetarian one if you guys had if you were if you like Mediterranean flavors i think that's a great i thought it was really good Mitch that's one of your favorite types of food it was it was great it's like a healthy kebab sandwich right if we're gonna talk about the veggie sandwich real quick what you guys did not touch um this was just for me while i was like he was like you want to buy to my veggie sandwich gamers i was like no i was like i don't have room for it i gotta eat the fucking google provolone guac spring mix onion tomato pickle cucumber

sprout shrooms black olives and house dressing as gaber's mentioned got this one on wheat uh called the humboldt i look this is a really good veggie i think a well-made veggie sandwich is a top tier sandwich i love a veggie sandwich this one has a lot of guac thank you sir put the gun down the handful of people that's fine veggie sandwiches are top tier sandwiches sir just please don't hurt any of us okay do that bit every episode i'm on it's literally just for me at this point uh provolone was a nice choice of cheese because it's got you know it's it's sharp and it really cut like a bunch of like kind of mild you know otherwise muted ingredients it really cuts through that a great great veggie sandwich a really good execution i know there there are a lot

of uh stoneers out there who uh don't eat don't eat meat so this is a good choice for them um the the french dip ak 47 now that's got to be a marijuana strain yes ak 47 is a city of a strain yes and it's fucking i think ak is like it's one of those crossovers like ak is afghan kush and 47 is like one of their but it's fucking great it's named for the kalizhnikov the assault rifle made famous by terrorist groups due to the fact that it's cheap and indestructible why do i know so much about guns and weed do it's funny that this is not like a weed smoking i mean like like you said it's not legal right it's not it's not it's not legal in phoenix how much the guy i'm gonna talk to after the show are you gonna like like is this a state where because in california even

with medical marijuana even before it was fully recreational legal it was pretty casual in terms of enforcement it was how is the enforcement here is i know it's a different different government is there medical or do you have to have like cancer to get it it's easy oh it's easy okay oh the dude in the front row in the beanie it has information surprising no one it's 100 degrees the dude for the beanie on he also he also did a good thing where he tipped his beanie to you is a british gentleman the ak 47 was the uh the french dip and i and i was a particularly good french dip that au jus was very flavorful very very flavorful was that anti-semitic and then the thin bread was like not you know like sometimes it's like big crusty bread and you have to like

really like the thin bread you're gonna tear it up yeah it really acted well with it within the au jus it didn't get like super soppy and it was right i liked it but it was weird to have kind of veggies i think soppy was my fucking pants because when i took a bite of that gush yeah you you mentioned that you mentioned the veggies mitch roast me portabella's red onion and provolone so yeah the portabella's in the and the onion or maybe slight deviations it's strange to have on a french dip sure it's not a full french dip right and i appreciate their own take yeah yeah uh but still good a good execution the uh the five oh uh smoked ham janoa salami prosci prosciutto pepperoni bacon uh pepper cops on this one yeah i like this one quite a bit

it was yeah i this was like and this was one of the the spicier options uh and as listeners of the podcast know i am something of a heat seeker i like like a i like a spicy you've built a pretty good world for yourself where you say i'm a heat seeker and it gets applause we've got them right where we want them see you at the meet and greet all you gotta do is trust me jackson main oh oh the character killed himself what is that what is bradley cooper from a star i haven't seen it yet it's a remake of a movie from the 30s i've never seen any of those movies they all end the same with the chris christopherson drinking and killing himself oh no spoiler alert

for these people i'm sorry guys i'm sorry also lady gaga becomes a famous singer during it and it's brad pitt's wife's head in the box you fucking idiots you're mad at them because you gave a spoiler you're not allowed to be mad at spoilers anymore it's the fucking internet age i think for a film that came out recently it's okay to be a little bit upset if it's the fourth remake of a premise okay all right i get what you're like that's fair it's like what's that you you realize you it's okay you saw it thanks for your input i'm gonna i'm gonna talk now i saw it it's okay we should go one by one again and see if everyone saw it who saw a star is born round of applause light applause wow light applause it did pretty well it was wonderful if i kill myself as nick

and become a successful pop singer fingers crossed let's just try it if it doesn't work it doesn't work at least you're dead i bump up one on the call sheet for auditions slowly knock all these fat bearded guys had a hollywood the dank was a pizza sub handcrafted marinara janoa salami pepperoni and provolone um i just to me this one was more of a calzone than a sandwich it was pretty much a stromboli yeah got it on the garlic bread what's your issue with that it was good it was just like i would be mad if i ordered that as my sub because there's no veggies or anything right i would be like oh i don't want to eat it's like kind of like a big greasy french bread pizza which is awesome and guess what i fucking loved it i know we ate it all we ate the whole thing it was good but it

just like take pizza sub on its face because this is a pizza sub this is pizza in a sub for you're getting what it's advertised and i don't necessarily want that if i'm having one sandwich right someone's like do you want to get the pizza sub and chop it up and have like a little stromboli apps before we go into it if you want to i'm the only guy who's getting like lunch appetizers i'm like are we doing lunch and we go sharing apps maybe get two things we go ahead so people like we're just trying to get fucking salad and get back to the office i like that your appetizer too is just another sandwich well we got like a dessert sandwich too which right the uh the green crack so they have a at certain at each location apparently they have their secret

stash which is uh menu item specific created by that that chains that particular franchise as employees this was roast beef jalapenos cream cheese and pepper jack cheese available at that north avenue location as i mentioned um i thought this was dynamite i this is what i love this was a really really well well crafted sandwich the cream cheese and jalapeno peppers together give it so well with the bread gives it like a jalapeno popper right vibe i feel like such a fat fucking loser because anytime it's like there's cream cheese on my i know my favorite sushi has cream cheese in it oh yeah oh like oh raw fish can we eat cheese i'm like a fat steve urkel i'm with steve urkel like when he goes into the fucking stefan urkel machine the wrong way

it comes out like god any cheese um green crack is also a sativa um high strain which when everything started to get a little more medicinal and a little more above board they started calling green goddess because you couldn't really get prescription medicine called green crack there's like right a little bit of uh you know issue there you know so much about we really aren't it's not insane well i'm like a hipster like i'm a hipster bougie person like you know about like wine and food and beer and then like i got into weed and now you can be sort of i'm not a snob i'll still smoke fucking ditch weed and have a headache for a month sure i'll still roll up a fucking nug of regs in a hotel bible page that's too far if any of you are travel for work admit

you've definitely smoked bible pages before wait this wasn't a joke you've smoked a bible page you sort of have to if you're like at a hotel and you're like there's no rolling papers it's like this bible's got such thin paper oh interesting just use the bible to smoke a joint it was terrible and it didn't work really well and i did it like a handful of times it's like really you know you're in a pinch you know it's like jerking off to instagram that's like i just that's got to use what you can sometimes take it from one of the female smoking smoking weed in the bible is like a story in the bible it's like this is they ripped the pages from the bible and smoked from it that's insane take it from one of the shitty books like leviticus it's like a passage about like

leviticus don't yoke with a bore and a fucking ox at the same times like what the fuck what this lesson is not transferred to modern life i stand by that rule isn't there like a line in the bible that's truly like don't mention not lay with men lest they be stoned like that's kind of like i think they're phrasing it for something else right but to me it sounds like get high with your buds and lay around in the bed we're gonna do that later tonight what i can't imagine this is gonna be the most stoner shit but i feel like the chiba hut review now that the edibles are hitting uh i feel like i'm allowed to talk about this here wait you took edibles before the show yeah i timed them well so i was gonna eat some in the middle of the show but then i know mitch like is craving any fucking

buoy in the storm of a show to react to so i was like i'll just eat a couple before and i'll eat a couple before the meat and greets so i could tolerate interactions with you freaks no you guys are here to see them i'll just be there as well getting your germs um but uh this is such a stoner hippy bullshit thing to say but like i feel like weed would like god would be so pro weed like someone's like hey man this is something you made and it makes us feel awesome and eat more things that you made and god be like yeah dude go fucking nuts no one's getting hurt i agree with that i think right why would god be anti weed i don't understand why religious people are anti weed it makes no sense yeah you just get drunk and like beat your fat wife but you can't smoke a joint

without being a criminal good god i think everyone i love fat wives i just want to put it out there everyone was on board until well i'm just saying like everyone domestic violence and body shaming weed is such a negative kind like such a negative connotation then it's like nobody gets high and like fucking beats their children like no one gets hot like that's like alcoholism shit everyone's like dude it's a company holiday party everyone drink drink it's cool to drink get fucked up hey that guy's smoking joint wait i think we have to let him go that's true so i just got on my fucking uh weed legalization high horse here i think we should keep listing other dark things that high people don't do fair enough um so uh the sticky icky the the uh the red sandwich

peanut butter and jelly on wheat this they mark this as one of their signatures a very simple sandwich which is a bold move to say this is one of our signatures but it was really really good and they just they smothered in there and in that thin bread it worked really well smothered in there yeah is that what he did yeah they put it in there and they pressed down on it like big big chief killing fucking jack nickels that's gonna be you're gonna be culturally appropriating big chief while you kill nick weigler and i end insane asylum then you're gonna have a heart attack trying to pull your own sink out of your kitchen um this the peanut really j sandwich the sticky icky yes i was fucking awesome delightful if i got that as my one sandwich and i ate it i was like this is

a good lunch and it's it's the most uh value it's it's the best bang for your buck i think on the menu if i could you give it your your signature ooey gooey so soft and chewy this is this was so clearly ooey gooey so soft and chewy it's delightful that's upsetting it is um i would say like i would say if you're building like a three course uh chiba hut tasting menu yes you do the pizza sub uh first i like that your choice of sub in the middle and then like a small p b and j is dessert i love that that's a lot of bread right but but you know how you go to a sub shop and you get three sandwiches that's a game plan for you when i was like 16 i would ride my bike to subway and get buy one get one free foot long subs oh my god and eat two feet of subs at 16 years old

i would get like one meatball and one barbecue rib i wouldn't even eat any healthy shit and i would well i would eat 24 inches of fucking food at 16 i love how you said it's a lot of bread but and nothing came out afterwards we could have sat here for 45 minutes in silence waiting slowly just started snoring as my fucking arteries closed there's an alternate history where subway goes with you instead of jared fogle is their spokesperson you can eat up to 10 subs a day and maintain your disgusting average body weight um but i like old ladies which is legal yeah yeah dude hell in mirin what i shouldn't name them off sarah j uh whoops so uh the the the sandwiches we ran down a couple of sides we got we got the loaded nachos which is uh cheddar

cheese jalapenos red onion and black olives this this is the better nacho cheese doritos with ranch on top it's okay uh you know you got a micromachines your way through that um this is one that they should have they that really suffer from being packed to go yes that's what i'm better in store well they didn't even put it like in a thing inside tinfoil it was wrapped up in tinfoil like your mom wraps up like a lunch set literally the way they wrap up their subs which is a closed food so just wrapping it in tinfoil makes sense but like loose chips and melted cheese and like a pulled up tinfoil we just opened it and it was just like a melted pile of food in there we were scraping a lot with our fingers it was still it was really good they were still great yeah i just

wished they were all right we're going back just a messy um and then the goo ball which is a rice crispy's peanut butter honey and cocoa the grossest name of the bunch goo ball yeah i don't like goo ball um i thought this was uh i don't like goo ball yeah well then stay out of my fucking room at the air bnb i'm rolling one up nice for you what am i talking about um yeah i mean like that you know this is uh a little difficult to eat it's very difficult difficult to share like you know you really had to dig in there with your fingers um and um but it's like if you're a stoner like germs like it's so weird no matter like the most ocd guys i know or gals like when you start smoking a joint it's like you just take it from someone who has like visible cuts on their lip and you just

like take the joint from them and you're like thanks man you're like why am i telling that story but like i just remember i just remember being like ew that's gross like a fit one of you was at uh chiba hut and it was shaking our hands and i was like oh i if it's okay i'll just fist bump because i'm about to eat right i don't want your germs on my hands but if you were like outside and you were like you don't know me at all but do you want to hit of this i was like yeah give me he seemed like a clean guy wherever you are out there tonight yeah he seemed like a guy i think he scrubs i think he scrubs his hands 33 times every time he goes i will say that that after last year's we did it with the power hour which i did in your podcast your great podcast high and mighty

we did last year um where you revealed something interesting okay but okay that's not what i'm taught that's not the point of this anecdote is that we were having some we were enjoying some marijuana back uh in behind the theater and that's how that's how we phrase it and a guy on a guy on a motorcycle pulled up and was just like hey what's up man and you were like you want to hit out of this and you didn't know him you gave it to a stranger on a motorcycle he took like a hit and then he came like you're right it was like this weird stoner code where it's just like oh this guy who does hey by the way i have hpb no problem yeah that's fine i've got two of those letters as well that is not funny it was pretty funny yeah it was quick mean but yeah i thought it was lorenzo

llamas from uh usa's renegade so i was did ride off on his motorcycle yeah they were like get on nick you were enjoying marijuana back behind the theater we were having fun yeah he was trying what yeah it was crazy he got wasted and then smoked joints with me Jesus christ and my 70 year old stepfather everybody fucking lit that night hey just another day for me buddy there's nick hyger um so crowd's going to ape shit we love it all right why why nick uh wyger uh gaber's had a very funny visual visual thing for the what would they call the goo ball yes uh that he and i would eat them like apples if we lived in phoenix like you're like i pictured you like laying in the living room watching tv or just focused on

your computer typing a manifesto and me and mitch walk in in our underwear just eating goo balls like their breakfast apples sorry hey toss me one of those it's like a huge rice crispy treat at like nine in the morning just in triple x l spongebob boxers um but yeah i i thought this was this was fine i mean it definitely tasted pre-made versus all the other stuff it would have been sitting in sign wrap for some time it was not a star but only because the sandwiches i think really were shining yeah and i'm not a dessert guy either so i should always put that preface out there i'm not a big sweets guy i'd rather have as you know seven to eight sandwiches like i don't eat dessert i only have six courses of entrees and that peanut butter and jelly sandwich was a dessert it was

kind of kind of yeah it kind of worked better as a dessert option um and an array of beverage options including kool-aid which i think is perhaps three flavors of kool-aid three different flavors of kool-aid sampled them all uh you know i'm i'm a i'm a fruit punch partisan but that that grape is all right too um i tell you what else i did i took a little bit of fruit punch partisan and for kool-aid what do you say i like the fruit punch i like the the kool-aid the fruit punch one whatever that flavor is good flavors on all sides they're they all work all right um i uh i i like that they had three flavors of kool-aid i like that you put on your sweater and walk through the wall of the restaurant when all the stoners left he's here start digging into my head turn your head over

just pour a fucking patriots hat full of sweat into a glass i was not confused with the kool-aid man i did one of the more like one of the fattest things i did in my life i'm not a big soda drinker but in the middle of drinking all this greasy stuff i was like i kind of i wanted a beer maybe but i was getting kind of full i was like let me get soda right and they had dr pepper and diet dr pepper so i went with the ddp because diet dr pepper is fantastic and i had like a half a cup and i'm like that's the most soda you've ever had in your life like in like 10 years and then i got back up and got regular dr pepper for my second cup i was like i made a healthy choice a healthy choice in quotes and i went back up and dr pepper was so much fucking better that is the back i moved halfway

through but i had some diet coke i'm just gonna do regular and then i had grape kool-aid which tasted like ice down dime a tap and that's a compliment it's very i was like robo tripping after i finished it um yeah and uh and uh that was pretty much uh that was pretty much all of it right you did a little uh a petite suicide right you did a little bit of a your own combo up there oh yeah i made i made my variant on the honor palmer the nick weiger which is a third lemonade and uh uh two-thirds uh uh iced tea and less fun all honor palmer for anyone who wants to know regular honor palmer is a little too sweet for me and i got i got the but with the especially with that blue lemonade that ice that uh that uh blue raspberry kool-aid blue raspberry lemonade which

is very potent and the proportions actually worked out well so yeah that was a nice beverage my dad used to say that shit stains your insides if you spill it on a counter look it leaves a stain imagine what it does to your intestines johnny boy that's sonic the hedgehog curry that was like reportedly giving people blue bm's so yeah i i can believe it they get those food coloring so your digestive tract i mean it's it's gonna let's get smashed off blue raspberry kool-aid and shit fucking blue like jackson pollock and then what are we talking about uh let's get to our final thoughts on chiba hut so at gabris you've done the podcast a number of times you know how this is this works we'll each go around this is the most important part of the podcast here it is

so give your give your sort of review and then give this a rating from zero to five forks john gabris we begin with you i i don't think either of you would be surprised by my score because i was coming in it's right in my wheelhouse i mean weed puns aside i'm a fucking sandwich guy sandwiches are my favorite i call it genre of food but that can't be right uh that's patrone talking my favorite uh cuisine is sandwiches that's not right either but sandwiches are my favorite food and i like don't eat them as much as i try to be lower carb but coming here to this the for toasted subs and the bread was so money right i got so pumped and the selection was great and it felt like the kind of food i like which is like hearty semi-indulgent food like i don't

feel gross despite eating so much there i would i would go full five forks if it had like it it doesn't have it's very it's yes it sets out to do what's some one thing and it does it very well but the one thing is sort of like a medium aim of what you're trying to do i feel like it's just make decent sandwiches but that being said i'm only going to dock it two times and i'm going to go with four and a half forks wow four and a half wow very good i just in in my head i can't go five forks because i've had better trashy sandwiches i you know what i mean like it's like it's just not fully five forks for me but i'm willing to give it a hundred more chances uh mike michael your review your score davis this place was made like it seems like it was made for you it seems like you

if you were in a nightmare on elm street it seems like you would dream this place up if it's if there was a sign that said take your shirt and shoes off on the way in it would be perfect that held it from five forks if i didn't have to wear a shirt in this shithole you uh like we actually we booked you to do the phoenix show before we had chosen our chain and i think your presence on the ticket like willed it into existence yeah i felt like you guys knew about the chain and we're like we better bring someone who knows anything about we so we don't sound like fucking two r a's up here and you and you know someone who can entertain an audience oh yeah that too personality is a big plus did chiba hut exist two weeks ago or did gaber's will

it into existence um chiba hut was great it was great it was really great there were the and also i liked that with they were kind of like stoner-y there was kind of stoner people working there like they really were there was a family that ate there where like a 12 year old girl had like blue highlights it was smoking grass the crew was cool the crew the crew was cool we got that dollar beer token they were they were they were being very nice to us the food was great here's my question yes do a lot of the subs start to taste the same because we had eight of them and they were like four of them that tasted similar i will say every 30 seconds mitch was going which one is that one right and almost the same one every time it's like

that's the five oh how do you just not even have this memory but they do they at eyeballing they look very similar they look very similar they start to blend it but the tastes that were undeniably good yeah i liked that there was kool-aid there i think that's a fun thing to have there every everything they had the beers on tap were interesting even though we didn't get any it was it was it was i know we saw after it was too late that they would do spiked kool-aid and it was be like blue razz with a fucking couple of shots of vodka and it would have been nice yeah we should yeah we would have kept us on the toilet even longer we've used gaber snive used a total total of 15 times yeah so we have to pay extra to the air bnb owner she had to get special

horse plumbing put in horse plumbing the kind of shit that stables have so you can like hose hay and fucking manure down a food processor i mean a garbage disposal food processor and you make it into hummus i'm really getting fucked up at this point all i have to say nick is yes move over pizza there's a new hut in town it's chiba hut wow i'm going five forks oh shit if i was oh shit if i was here i would eat chiba hut every week every single week i would of my life i would eat chiba hut i think every friday night i would convince my wife that it was we should get high watch a movie and eat chiba hut every friday night until she divorced me

and then i could do it every night it's it's it's a great so take advantage of that i wish there was a sub place like that in la there is not there's like three decent sub places and they're all like seven miles apart yeah my guess is that my guess is that we'll expand la ix is in la now we like ix a lot it's a different sort of experience because it's so like like as heavy as this is this is the ix is like another level ix is almost like dare food it's an effect south or i do i wish there was i wish there kind of were like a steak and cheese or chicken or something there might be but like there's a there's like a grilled chicken parm all right on the menu there you go then i also realize i ate fat sals last night at one in the morning

yeah it's insane so i i literally added chicken tenders to a sandwich for three dollars a sandwich i did not feature chicken tenders i added chicken tenders to it so you've had like four subs in 24 hours i've had yeah four to five subs in 24 hours and the night ain't over baby the night's a puppy mitch am i soaking wet through my sweater yeah here super damp it's always like that my mom came to the house and she was like your couch is always damp she said that when she came to palmarston oh i don't care is everyone else right love it's like the police are here checking that stain on the couch again and you're mad at your cats for trying to bury your jizz they're just trying to hide your shame

they're helping you be thankful i hate when walley's also trying to bury me he's standing right by me and trying to bury me like litter to be fair when you are sleeping there you do die like once every two minutes for five to ten seconds they're all night they're just trying to bury me they keep i wake up with litter over my body in the morning they keep lowering a cat's flag to half mast and then going oh he's alive put it back up they're doing like playing tabs and saluting you i have a nest camera in my bedroom uh-huh and so the police can watch you choke to death and i do i see my and i see myself it's that funny thing i would just really be sleeping i'll go and i'll look around the room and then go back on bed you're watching

playback of your of a night sleep i watch i watch playback of my night that's how most of your life is is that you watch yourself sleep and you're not even good i sleep i sleep till about noon and i watch myself sleeping for a couple hours and i get tired from that i nap i take a nap gotta watch that chi bahut is is a delight i mean just just going all in on the theming i'm i'm i'm very much in favor of love that it's just like so so super on the nose in terms of all the weed puns just just so so fun i mean i just just it's fun throughout um yeah sounds like a guy who loves fun it's fun the reasons it's fun it's because it's fun and uh yeah it's like a dad soft pitching divorce

no it's fun trust me you're gonna have two Christmases it's fun it's fun it's really fun don't worry it's fun i promise it's fun this place is a hoot uh i think nark every i should have just said nark after everything you've said it's exciting i wish that was my bit instead i just kept going nark they uh uh yeah i mean like they do a great job their service was delightful the the food was really really good absolutely delivered on what it was going to what it was trying to accomplish which is the whole purpose of these investigations that we do um what these are investigations yeah they're investigations we're detectives we solved a cold case there was a there was a woman was murdered while we were at the chiba we should

we know at some point chris hansen is getting involved um why don't you chiba my hut i think so yeah this uh this place is fucking great i can't top that fucking pizza hotline and i'm not gonna go five forks but i am gonna endorse this with a hearty four and a half forks this is a very very good chain wow that means that uh chiba huts phoenix's own arizona zone is in the golden plate club welcome aboard wow it deserves it too sometimes when we're doing a live show i get scared of the audience i'm like five forks because i'm scared well yeah i was so jealous that you got your pop off five forks and i'm like i should just set five instead of four and a half but i want to be honest with my audience i think it's a five fork restaurant i bought the i thought

that you were being honest i know i didn't think i didn't think you were lying i didn't think you were lying i love those pops too baby i don't think you're capable i don't think you're capable of lying it's like a complicated thought procedure boy it looks like the golden plate club is more like the golden dang club okay that was a review of chiba cup didn't hear him but it's nick hyger hyger we've got a food stuff and we're gonna decide if it's worth putting in your mouth it's it's another edition of snack or a whack so what we got we picked a chain to cover here in arizona but we were like we have to address another local chain cornish pasty so we have oh big pop wow big pop maybe maybe should have done cornish pasty

shit i think we got a new tournament of chompians sorted out big big pop for cornish pasty here um so we've got pasty pasty i don't want to oh shit they turned on us hard yeah pasty get him i don't want to be the guy like the out of town or the you know coastal elite but you guys are wrong it's not how you say that that can't be the way well because i had pasty at first we were like it's got to be a typo they mean pastry and then i was like okay so i guess it's a different thing it's pasty but i guess it's also pasty it's just like it's so many degrees pasty pasty are we still saying it wrong pasty pasty pasta pasty is wrong pasty pasty it's pasty baby this is how our show will end we're out of time yeah

pasty okay thank you everybody good night it's like how jeffie from the family circus would say pasta it's like pasty oh thank god you put it in those relatable terms i feel like people are aware of bill keen's family circus this maybe not the character of jeffie is people are aware these are still warm they're still warm they've been sitting back what the fuck i've been sitting on them this entire time so we've got four of these and they say and they say that phoenix's food is too cold this is hot as hell i guess the espn article about is that what you're talking about yeah that's what you're citing that was two and a half hours ago so we've got four of these bad boys so someone in the audience gets one who wants to join us oh got a hand up right there saw this

gentleman right over here and i'll let nick pick wow there you go guy yeah pass him some sauce too yg's oh here's some sauce for you what a pic the guy closest to weiger got it he's got a shirt on and he's close give he's in the vip section give the guy a fucking pasty okay one guy is clapping thinks it's right i don't even care anymore i just want to eat this hot bread pocket i'm only half aware of what this even is i'm opening it up now it looks like a big old hot pocket it's got like this sort of uh it does look like a big hot pocket it tastes like a shepherd's pie that man is sharing it with his table what a very nice what a class that but all the other tables didn't get any so are they're eating it with a fork and knife not holding it in their hands like this fuck how do i

do this i guess i'm just gonna bite into this yeah it's falling apart be careful be careful oh Jesus christ i just got a huge hunk of meat i'm just gonna eat this meat i guess what are you doing this is a mesh my whole thing fell apart stop holding it in the middle like that i look like this jesus christ he's choking it holy shit this is very good this is fucking good boy that's a delight we we it's kind of akin to a shepherd's pie inside it's got like this up you know it's got like this sort of stewed sort of beef and then this um uh these potatoes in here it's really good we went with original flavor right or whatever ah ah agi thank you thank you that was you song agi pasty all right sorry um yeah this is really really good uh how do you not know how to

pronounce our made-up words this is not this is a special this is not an everyday food right this is not something you get for a work lunch this is something you you get like fucked up and you get this is hangover food or late at night right i've said it once i'll say it again i got gravy on the mic that's what they say in the studio when uh mic comes in for a feature we got gravy on the mic this is delicious why is how do you eat all this shit yeah isn't it 125 degrees here in the summer it's like this is like that beef stew in a hot pocket while i fucking walk through the desert in a horse with no name that's crazy between sheba hotness is that you guys eat some fucking heavy food in phoenix dear god hey you fucking freaks i'm gonna give this one of the hardest snacks i've

ever given this is a straight up snack i didn't mean to drop the mic i'm sorry that's felt sounded like a mic drop i did not mean to do that just because your statement was worthy of a mic drop doesn't mean you necessarily did a mic drop i will say there was a bunch of flavors listed a bunch of different kind of stuffings and we were we went with the original so that you know for the sake of the experiment but uh mich could see in my face when nix like let's just get the original he saw in my face i was crushed because i was like the cuban the the the thanksgiving one and mich and i got all worked up and then mich was like well maybe we can get them like like my dad well maybe we can get them after i was like papa thank you um i cut off the part i bit who else wants

uh wants a cornish pasta here right there right there you go there you go there you get tested after you eat that everyone's like wagers like here's one here's the other half of mine me and you are just silently yeah no no dice yeah i enjoy assholes i think the place is not too far if you want some um what do you get what are you what's your guys ranking here you go snack or whack sorry you're taking what do you think it's gone snacks all around fucking big time snack this table over here thumbs up thumbs up from the audience table it's a hard snack are you guys eating it yeah well that's a good follow-up question is they like it we love it are you guys eating it yeah i think the first question so to answer

oh is he good yeah no that's the follow-up thing we said we already answered that one what about that fan is that fan still on hi fan um yeah hi fan we're home early sorry is that a talk boy was that a talk boy commercial that was a talk boy fx uh reference yes voice changer commercial hi kids we're home early oh yeah dad sounds like the guy from fucking Jesus Christ would you fuck me hi kids oops uh you guys know how to do your heavy heavy food here in phoenix just like a restaurant we value your feedback let's open up the feedback we're gonna take a few questions for you guys we're gonna time on time so there's a mic coming around there should be a mic coming around let's see right there this this uh someone's got a light

right here i believe this is phoenix with a light big yeah shout out for phoenix the saga of her hi what's your name what's your question hi uh my name is justice hi justice both of you um so i don't think that there has been enough sausage talk on the pod so i would like to ask you guys to rank your mount sausage more wow um for me i'm gonna say uh spicy italian chorizo bratwurst and summer sausage fuck breakfast sausage also um nick i would like to specify that for this question your own dick does not qualify all right sausage okay shut the teleprompter off thank you thank you hashtag lu crew you song did nothing wrong okay let's answer that mount sausage more weiger's dick number one for me come on weiger's dicks number one through three

takes up a lot of space on the old mountain baby uh i chorizo i feel like a narrative is being painted that i have some sort of legendary milton burl ask attachment and it's time for you to put an end to that what's your what's your problem i'm just saying there's so many worse things said about you on a daily basis you have an issue with this i have a baby's bird's nest in my pants go with it you fucking idiot i have a piece of peach chewing gum stuck in a water hair you don't hear me complain me and mitch are obsessed with how big your dick is because we barely have genitals i haven't seen i've only seen i've seen mitch's dick more than i've seen mine in recent years mine's not at the best angle i can see mine with the nest camera baby the mama

cast cam that you have in your house i don't know why i thought of that now i'm just saying should i ever be cast in like an hbo like a prison movie or something just have your expect keep your expectations reasonable um then it's because when we see your dick we hear your frame will be let down yeah that's what i'm saying okay cool um that's that that is so brave of you that's that uh mouth sausage more uh dicks accepted i think i would say uh i know justice is accepted like we're we're grueling them out i would say i know justice uh condemned breakfast sausage but i love breakfast sausage give me breakfast sausage me too i will say breakfast sausage uh in patty form sausage patty whoa whoa patty over links interesting spicy italian agree

with chorizo number four is hard chorizo's on mine in spicy italian i got an embarrassing number four i think please chicken apple oh chicken apple is a good i love that that's not embarrassing at all big fan of chicken apple sausage and it and i'm allowed to have it can i say can i say merguez merguez oh lamb sausage yeah universal what about you mitch what are your top four sausages uh chorizo was one uh breakfast sausages up there too uh what was the other ones you said spicy oh spicy italian sausage yeah you just want to say all the ones justice said and no my last one will be different oh linguisa is number four perfect i thank you dano a word you hadn't heard before i get a linguisa an onion pizza bar pizza back in quincy i love the linguisa

yo kiley told me about it linguisa is big in uh massachusetts in k pod i know linguisa is like at all the breakfast spots it is you blew it for me you fool i was going to reveal it for everyone you fool can we talk to the fan again um a couple more questions real quick anyone who's a uh phoenix there we go right there hi what's your name what's your question hi i'm roxy hi roxy roxy right roxy i'm so sorry what is it roxy or i'm just kidding sorry it's roxy um so i was gonna ask a question but if you're only gonna do a couple more i saw somebody raise their hand over there so i'm gonna pass a question to my sister but i got you guys um a couple of gifts wow wow okay and you're wearing a shirt with mitch on it i didn't get anything i didn't get anything for uh

gabris because i know that's fine to stop at the dispensary so oh that's okay i'm packing this is my little sister so i'm gonna give the question to her oh thank you roxy yeah raise your hand if you have someone next to you that has a question of course roxy sister what's your name foxy i'm rakel rakel yeah rakel okay um so my question is um like last week i got post i postmated denny's and it wasn't very good and i was wondering if you guys ever had a really bad experience with delivery postmates or or if you wonder what it is because i think it was the packaging oh that's i like this talk i love shit talking postmates actually they're huge in my life yeah but they fucked me up hardcore they're sort of like airlines in that they're like look you're a fat

weight lazy asshole you want food to get delivered to your house at one in the morning you're gonna deal with however we get it too yeah sort of like airlines where they're like you need to fly to phoenix we don't give a shit about you take your shoes off you fucking child and i've like gotten three times this has happened to me and i don't understand what it is and i'm maybe i'm gonna be uncomfortable talking about this but it was like a cartoonishly beautiful woman like a woman like who looked like a barbie doll like not you know not like very traditional beautiful not for everyone like like fucking mail order bride beautiful picture of a woman and an old weird man came to the door three different times weird three different beautiful women three

different old men i think they use like a female headshot to try to get like more tips or something that's insane it's upsetting i don't know what the reasoning is is anyone else experienced that i have before yes i have i've gotten it was a lady and then it was a guy yeah and i feel like maybe they're like sometimes couples or like male female teams yeah and it's like we'll use your picture and i'll do i'll go up to the door the old man and the and the beautiful woman yeah come on sweetheart dad i have school tomorrow get in the car we got to live in fucking tacos the gay versus house mentioned i really use postmates but i know you've had a lot of experiences with it i do have a lot of experience with it i got i i kind of weaned off postmates because

i ordered it and a guy got in a car accident oh yeah yeah i know so well i feel like an asshole again was is he okay uh no he's dead i went to his funeral though that i was gonna i was like i gave him 20 tip to be fair he would have gone to your funeral in three months anyway if you know i talked to me he's like i just got i just wrecked my car and i was like oh man yeah your order was blocking my mirrors i'm up to my fucking neck and dominoes silly bread back probably saved his life it's like packing peanuts i'm trying to think of a specific place that doesn't travel well i mean with taco bell or tacos i do want to eat them pretty quick right nachos don't travel nachos do not travel well breakfast is just a tough thing to get delivery

i think i think and i don't know if that's what you got from denny's but a lot of times that is what people get i i think it's just tough like eggs in particular i don't think travel well if you post if you postmates denny's you should get an alert from syria that says like is everything okay uh one more question real quick right there oh a hand shot right up uh phoenix is over there hi phoenix nope we'll go to him we'll go two more great hey how you guys doing hi what's up hey my name is charles hi charles i know two of you recently completed uh half marathon almost a congratulations thank you thank you i appreciate it that was of course me and mid and my question is what will be your uh desert island snack desert island snack wow oh shit

hmm can it can it be any is this a magic world we're dealing with here thank you elvin limbus bread fucking is it a magical world oh great i can pick anything hold on a second you came up with an answer pretty quick but that's not what i want what is your desert island snack desert island snack i'm gonna go desert island snack you can only have one thing on this desert island nick i think wait there's a chance we're thinking the same thing all right ready one one two three big mac big mac is a snack that's an entree i would do it yeah what's your snack of choice surf and turf i would work on a desert island yeah my desert island snack would be a coconut coconut that's good i brought all these coconuts to a desert island no i think my desert island

snack and this is maybe just because of what i've been doing for the last like two weeks in my apartment would be the trader joe's dried mango those fucking mango slices oh yeah i can't get enough of those those are good dried fruit are great nick i knew what if big mac doesn't count as a snack a chance it's definitely a snack um i would go i think snickers is one of the the best choice they've got the peanuts look if you because it also it's like a desserty thing and you get candy it satisfies but then but then also like yeah gives you the peanuts and energy that's the whole thing yeah and it can turn you like in case you turn into danny devito you can eat it and turn back into bigger danny devito all right we had someone up here with a question

and we'll take that one then we'll close it hi what's your name what's your question my name is frankie so colts are like the new hot podcast topic so you colts the nnapolis colts got it no colts colts so if you were i still don't know c u lts colts huh like jones town yes oh okay yes if you were if you were to start your own food colts or join a food colt what would it be about uh reviewing fast food and chain restaurants look at the fucking you look at you look at yourselves the colt has started you guys cheered for fucking buddy there are people out there wearing t-shirts with our producers face on them who's not even here the colt is alive baby hilter skelter hot salad

um i would start a colt i would start a taco bell colt i think it would be the easiest to get people to try we would call ourselves live moss and we would just live on a compound with the best plumbing around we would just have fucking sour cream and beef dispensers you could wheeze the beef like fucking polyshore january 10th here january 10th poly show is here yeah should we get him on the pod at some point no i would love to have him on um your pod you know what i do is done for the night he's answered his last question i'm almost done with my fucking pasty here's my colt speaking to jones town i'd make a kool-aid colt but reclaim it this isn't going to be a suicide solution anymore this is going to be just enjoying kool-aid we're just

going to be drinking it for the fun of it i don't buy you're not killing yourself at some point wyger wyger's in one of those weird colts where only the leader kills himself rather than getting all his followers to kill himself he's like all right you guys go about your lives i'm out all uh mention anything come to mind huh why do i have to go last this sucks well because you just have any ideas earlier just say we have to say yeah pizza colt just say pizzeria regina from yeah pizzeria it's a quincy colt thank you that's exactly what i was gonna say i love linguisa i do love linguisa i do love linguisa it's like enough the worst class the language arts class i do love linguisa do you love linguisa i do love linguisa would you like some linguisa i'd

love some linguisa you're questioning if i love linguisa you love linguisa a quincy colt nick oh cool where we could go to regina and get a uh uh uh a raspberry lime ricky and we all hang out and have oh fuck this shit i fuck it live moss colt i like mitch's idea guys that's gonna do it for us tonight one more time for john gabrus thank you give it up for nick and mitch thanks guys thank you until next time for the spoon man mike mitchell i'm nick weigher happy thank you guys see you hey spoon nation hey burger brigade catch do boys live in your town provided you live in one of the following areas we'll be in portland oregon on february 16th

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