Doughboys - Crock-Dough-Burn-Pho-Est: Daikokuya with Sandy Honig

Episode Date: October 30, 2025

Sandy Honig (@sandyhonig, Three Busy Debras) joins the 'boys to talk horror movies, New Haven pizza, and The Long Walk before finishing out Crock-Dough-Burn-Pho-Est with a review of Daikokuya. Plus, another edition of Jingle All The Whey.Noah's BBQ: https://www.instagram.com/buis.bbq/Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSources for this week's intro:https://www.cracked.com/article_44888_seinfeld-writer-explains-why-the-soup-nazi-episode-was-a-documentary.htmlhttps://collider.com/seinfeld-soup-nazi-episode-explained-spike-feresten/https://janewells.substack.com/p/the-soup-nazi-interview-goes-viralhttps://www.cbsnews.com/news/original-soup-nazi-store-back-in-business/https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/jerry-seinfeld-says-people-say-free-palestine-are-worse-ku-klux-klan-rcna230355https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/us/jerry-seinfeld-palestine-kkk-duke.htmlhttps://faroutmagazine.co.uk/who-real-soup-nazi-seinfeld/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgum podcast. Want to watch this episode? Check it out on our YouTube channel by going to YouTube.com slash doughboys media. In 1958, Momofuku Ando, a Taiwanese-Japanese entrepreneur-born Go-Pack Hawk, invented instant noodles at first a novelty, but in time a borderline revolutionary food stuff. Ondo's 1971 iteration on his innovation to create. cooked-in-container cup noodle, originally Americanized as cup o noodles, became a worldwide phenomenon, introducing the little-known dish of ramen to the West. But the effect was to categorize ramen as a value play in the American collective consciousness. Cheap eats for the broke,

not worthy of a splurge. It would take the emergence of proper Japanese-American ramen restaurants to shake yanks out of that bias and spend real money on what they'd consumed for pennies as college kids. One of those impactful entrance into the market was the brainchild of Takaaki Koyama, a Japanese immigrant who'd lived stateside since 1988. In 2002, just as George W. Bush's Axis of Evil speech kicked off the an extra roll march to a ruinous war in Iraq, Koyama began a sort of culinary invasion, opening his first authentic ramen restaurant in the Los Angeles neighborhood of Little Tokyo. Modeled after the tucked-away alleyway slurp shops in Big Tokyo, Koyama's eatery attracted

both his fellow Japanese expats and curious corn-fed Americans, becoming an iconic L.A. institution. Today, with a half-dozen locations in the greater Southland, the chain's enduring popularity, nearly a quarter century since its opening, speaks to the growth of ramen as a delicacy in the U.S., which must be partially attributed to the restaurant's trailblazing founder, Takahaki Koyama. And ramen's global presence at large must be partially attributed to Momofuku Ando, who lived until age 96, attributing his longevity in part to his nearly daily consumption of his own instant noodle invention. This week on Do-Boys, we continue Crocd-Doburn-Fa-S-20205, a super-sized month of Bisk, sproath, stews, and stocks, and Crocs, with Dai Kokuya.

Welcome to Do-Boys, the Do-Boys, the Podcast, about chain restaurants. I'm Tiger Weiger, along with my co-host, mini bony soup, the spoon man, Mike Mitchell. What? I think it's a small hog roast, mini bony as opposed to minstroni. Oh, yes. You get a little guy. I think that's what's going on there. Honestly, I would have liked small dick soup better. If they just said small dick soup, I'd be like, all right, that's fine. Mini bony soup to minestrone soup. Mini bony soup. Soup related spooky season roast. Been a fan since day one and I'll be a fan well after day done.

Wow. Team Burger Boy, let's go Lakers. NBA season is about to start up with that. Sean Saki-Mai. We know, Sean. Snap a knees in the dough school. Oh, I like Sean. Sorry to make fun of your roast so.

No, I mean, he loves it. Sean, it sucked. P.S. Do Boy's double idea for crocdo burnfa-est. Rank your favorite soups, Superman movies. Roastedbirdfuck.com. That's fun. Yeah, I think we've already got the double slate lined up, all cleaned up.

This might be the last episode of Crocdoburn fast. So was the conclusion right here. And eagle-eyed viewers maybe have noticed some changes over the course of episodes. Don't look at it and give it away. Maybe if you're an eagle-eyed listener or viewer, rather, you've noticed, I mean, maybe listener, considering how, like, you know, like, what's the equipment for eagle-eye, for listeners, like, like, like, the, what, what, eagle-eared listeners? Our guest is right. Eagle-eared listeners. But this is, no, this is something.

is a visual cue for our eagle-eyed listeners. Cats can hear stuff really well, right? Are they more sight? Dogs, if you can hear, can hear stuff? Demi can hear a lot? Can we find it? Can we find out what animal has the best hearing and then we'll just coin that phrase? Yeah, we're going to coin the phrase.

I, uh, Wags, we had a camera on Gemmy's back before this whole start. It was very cute. Yeah, we had the Gemmy, the Gemmy cam was really cute. We see, the Gemmy cam is just lingering over there, just kind of, kind of rolling from Jemmy's P-O-V loosely. But, yeah, it was mounted on her back. So it'll be a lot of fun. Watch, yeah, go on.

Oh, no, you go first. I was just going to say a lot of fun footage later to scrub through of, like, yeah, me holding a jar of peanut butter. Jimmy rejecting you. I do wonder if Jemmy started like an only fan, how many of our listeners would subscribe to like the Jemmy can. Jemmy's P-O-V, like, going for a long, yeah. Why an only fans?

Well, I don't know, because I don't know what. It doesn't have to be like a fuck thing. Well, it's the only, it was just one-to-one. Okay, it could be a Patreon. Jimmy's on Patreon, maybe. Okay, sorry. You say Only fans, and I'm just thinking like, it's like, like, Jimmy's like fucking and sucking.

And like, I know, we know she's a horny Southern Bell, but I feel like that would be a little bit out of character. I bet some of our listeners would watch it, though. Well, I'd describe for sure. My sex drive is low. We were talking about this right before the podcast started. Nobody's fucking anymore. We need to up the fucking in America

We need to start jacking off Start jacking your shit Yeah Start pulling yourself off I haven't seen anyone jack off in public in so long Nobody does it anymore Have you have you've seen it? Oh yeah

Oh yeah Maybe this is the benefit of being a man That never has to see stuff like this possibly But we were in New York City I didn't see any public jacking No I mean I was on the subway I saw a guy like start to take it out And he's gonna start jacking it off

He's like what's the point And then you went over Come on, buddy. Come on, dude. You have to be we could do this. I was like, nah, who cares? I did see a guy walking through Washington Square Park that had no pants on. He wasn't jacking it, but he was, you know, no pants.

Was he fully bottomless? Yeah, he was fully bottomless and he was holding like a t-shirt kind of over it, but not really. His ass was full out, and he was just like walk around like that. There's a like, okay. There's a distinction with no pants of like if you're wearing underwear, it's a little bit. Your ass is out. Yeah, ass was out. Also, you know.

There's a sexuality crisis. Yeah. Also, apparently, according to hearing sense of Australia, the greater wax moth has the best hearing in the world. Wow. Greater wax mothed-eared listeners. Rolls off the tongue. We're all on the same page.

We're on the same page. We did zip-zapsop right before we. So I'm starting some well-butrin in with my Lexapro. Okay. I hope that works out for you. Which might have some Austin Powersy-E-type side. effects. The idea this was specifically prescribed to try to boost your sex drive.

Yeah, baby. As part of it. Okay. Let's see what happens. Let's see if my mojo comes back, which was me like, you know, you know, jacking off like once every three weeks. So let's see if I can get back to that level. We'll see what happens.

Poping a Viagra so you could bust into your shower drain. That costs $10. The shower sees me with a Viagra. I don't know. I think it's kind of expensive. I never been on it. I don't know. I think it's like $10.50. I don't know. You can get it cheaper some places. It's weird.

I actually, I, I, I mean, whatever. We're honest about everything here. Yeah. But I went through hymns and there's a Frankenstein pill that like helps your hair and helps you. It's like Sealis times like minoxidol. Wow. So I got a little Frankenstein pill I'm going to take. There you go. So I'm going to have long hair and be jacking off all over the place. It's going to be great. in your neck. You know, we didn't talk about this, but when I was in New York City, the first day, I almost got stuck in the subway door.

Oh, that's right, yes. You never talked about this. We saw this happen. I witnessed this. Yes. You were trying to get off with your suitcase. The suitcase, like, jammed you in there. You were behind me still.

I was behind you, yeah. We had been on to the next stop, and I ripped that thing. I ripped it open. Yeah. It was quite a display of power. But I did get, the door shut on. The subway door shut on me. Yeah, I didn't know they could fully shut on a guy until I saw a witness to myself.

Yeah, yeah, it was intense. So it was like on either arm? It was kind of in the, I kind of turned and it kind of did like the, like a, like a, the horror movie, like if it was like, you know, machines versus man. Yeah, right. It would have cut me in two. Would it cut you in two? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I, and then I kind of fucking just ripped it open.

Yeah. I said, something bit me. That's what I said when I walked out the other side. Forrest Gump reference. That's how one cares anymore. Yeah. wasn't funny. I thought that was a Charlie bit me reference.

Oh, what is that? Charlie bit my finger? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Wait, you don't know Charlie bit my finger? No, what's that? This is like one of the original YouTube videos. I think it's now an NFT.

This is the generational divide. It's an NFT. They made it into an NFT. They think they catched out. So you can't watch it anymore? I don't think, I don't know. I don't know if it's back or not, but they did it at some point. Whatever was the deal with the NFT?

I don't know. I got a whole bunch of NBA top shots that aren't worth nothing. It was a good use of pandemic funds. Yeah, good job. dried out a lake so you could get some fucking so you can own like one of 37 Javelle McGee top shots.

And you forgot your night guard and when you were in New York. I did. Yeah, I was a little clenchy, old grindy. It's all right. Yeah. How was your trip? Did you enjoy it over at all? I mean, I'll just say this. And thank you to everyone who came out to NYCC and to the signing over at Forbidden Planet. Great Comic Store. Thank you to all

the staff at both events. Thank you of course to Josh Frankl, who are comics publisher and then Alex Fear and Fred C. Stressing. and Maggie Casey who got to meet for the first time in person. I know, insane. There's a lot of fun. Our comics book writer and artist and colors.

We enjoyed, I enjoyed doing the panel. A lot of great questions. Meeting people afterwards, people are like very, I mean, there's a thing about the dough boys fans. Some of them are freaks, but some of them are sweeties. And some of the freaks are sweeties. The freak turnout was very low. Can I also just repeat?

Well, no, there were, I mean, there was a great turnout, but you mean the percentage who were like legit freaks. Not a freak was seen, except just random Comic-Con frees. I think you're being a little generous. I thought everyone we met with us. They were lovely, though. They were lovely freaks.

Yeah, there were, all right, sure. I say freaks affectionately. Sure, me too. But I didn't think there was any, I didn't think there was anyone. I didn't, I didn't meet a, also a lot of them were like, I like, I do like heart transplants for a lot. There were so many people that were like, that have much better jobs than us. Had some noble profession.

Yes, yes. And then we, the dough boys keep them occupied while they do their, while they do their job that actually contributes to society or helps them take their minds. off of the horrors of what they're witnessing in the course of their job. Also, a couple of lady listeners whose husbands or significant others weren't into the podcast. That was a fun reversal. It was the reverse, which

never happens to us. Yeah. So it was fun to see the ladies who were like, I'm the fan and then like, this is my husband. He's like, what's up? I get some very, people said some very sincere things. I get some really sincere notes, which are really meaningful. I love it. Forbidden planet. It was nice. Yeah, people were very hard.

I thought you meant that people are giving you notes. on, like, your podcasting. I did get some really great notes. I'm trying to slouch less, yeah. Trying to be funny on the show. So I'll work on that. Can I repeat the joke I made about your night card? Yeah.

You said, I forgot my night card. And I said, it's a guy who stands at the foot of your bed. Protects you from stuff. How did you forget him? Yeah. Yeah. What happened? You'd buy him a ticket?

Yeah, no. I fucked up. Oh, let's send him with drop, Emma. That's where you're looking. That's why you gave me that look. You humans are an interesting species Ah Crocdough broth sip

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Fah, fuck. Oh, fuck. I love Fah. Yeah, dude. Chowder. Chowder. Chowder. A pig would rather be sucked off than killed and eaten for its meat. A little fart ending. Oh, that's fun.

More of that. I'm going to say this, which you YouTube generations will get. We're Forrest Gump. They're Charlie bit me or whatever the fuck it is. And is that what it was? Charlie bit me? Charlie bit my finger. Charlie bit my finger.

I don't think that's before your time or after, like, I know, after your time. I think that was, like, you know, that was just an early internet thing. All right, I don't, I don't know. Also, Emma, the email's not, uh, it's not showing up. It's not showing up. What the hell? Uh, here, I'll read it for you. Hello, I hope you enjoy the soup drop.

Thanks to my friend Cody for the beans is fruit punch up. I'm sending this on Mitch's birthday. Happy birthday, Mitch, Count Dropula on Instagram. Hey, count droppler. I got to say this. As you younger people would say, that was a banger. I thought that was a certified banger. I'm referring to younger people.

We're old now. I know that. Oh, you think that's... I would say that it's actually, if you really want to speak to the youth, it's a bop. It's a bop. Yeah, I think, yeah. I would say that...

Banger might be a little dated. When I said banger, I meant bop. I meant bop. That was a bop. Countropula is good. Countrapola does a good job. Drops at birdfuck.com. Count popula, you might want to take that.

It's pretty good. Count Bopula is pretty good. pretty damn good You know who else is a bop Today's guest From three busy Debra's And you don't know what the fuck that means You don't know what the fuck

You're talking about You don't know what I'm talking about You don't know shit From three busy Debras in the Eric Andre show The director of the special Caleb Heron model comedian Sandy Honig is here Hi Sandy thanks so much for being here

Thank you for having me Welcome back Absolutely true Is this your first no First I well before I was I was behind the paywall We had you on a Patreon episode Talking about the Dinosaurs series finale

where they all died. Were you sussing me out to see if I could be if I could be released from payroll? This is the Johnny Carson also not to make myself seem even older. Johnny Carson come up to the couch.

Oh yeah. You see a pivotal moment in late night. I just came up to the couch. You just came up to the couch. How come they don't let people go to the couch anymore? Fuck, that's good.

I see why you're here. These days, the stands up, the couch people sit on the couch. It's true. It's true. Fallen, call people over to the couch. Call people over to the couch. Call people over to the couch. Call Questlove over. Let him come over and hang out of the couch.

And let the couch do stand up. Yeah. Why not? Let the couch do stand up. Yeah. Why not? I want to see Kira Knightley do a type five. She's still around. I'm sure she. Oh, Kiranelli. She's still around. She's doing pretty good. Yeah. I'm keeping a pretty close eye on her. She's still around. You know what? Yeah.

stand-up do, let the stand-up play beer pong, Fallon. You should let him, he should play beer pong. Yeah, let the stand-up be the musical guest. Yeah, why not? Why not? Whatever. Look, late-night. And this is why late-night is more important than ever.

Late-night has never been more important. Because we've all had to mobilize. We have, yeah, no, it's crucial. We're backing late-night. I'm tuning into every late-night night. I watch every late-night show every night now. Gutfield live. Got it.

That's it. That's the only one I watch. Bill Maher. Bill Maher. Got to watch Bill Maher as well. Bill Maher's just been a consistent. He's just always been good. I'm more of a club random guy.

Yeah. Yeah, he's a little more laid back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's, you know, get the suit off. Yeah. Smoke a little reefer. Let's just kick back.

Keep it real. That guy's got the craziest amount of, like, work done. He looks like he's made of clay. Hey, DC, James Gunn, Bill Maher, Clayface. It would be perfect. It would be fun. Did you guys watch any of his new stand-up special?

No. No, I have not watched it yet. Is it... Do you love it? Amazing. He's got the tightest little pants on. The tightest pants you could ever see on a guy. Wow.

I worked at Bill Mar. This is the truth. Really? As a CBS page. So didn't actively make the choice to work at Bill Mar, but I did audience seating at Bill Mar. And I've told this before. There used to be a thing in the opening that was like, Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, and you did it.

Yeah, and you did it. Yeah, that was me. That's why they don't do it anymore. That's what I left. I had to go. No, and it would be like, during the opening, it would be like, get him out of here. Do I have to come down there and do that myself? And he was basically yelling at pages, CBS pages, which we were told before, we were told before every taping is like, you can't, you can't get involved with any audience member. if anyone says anything, you legally can't touch them or talk to them.

So it was like, or like, you can't tell them to do anything. That was basically it. So, like, Bill Maher's like, do I have to come down there and do that myself? And it was like, all for people that could literally couldn't do anything. So just to show that he's always been like a dumb asshole. Wait, explain. So that was part of the opening. There was a guy in the audience who like started a protest Bill Maher.

And as pages, we were told not to do anything. And then Bill Maher was like, do I got to come down there and do that myself. And then he did it. And it was like, well, yeah, you do. because we're told we can't do anything or we get fired. So I'm just trying to show that he's just always been

like a full of shit, a piece of shit. It looks like Clay. I just watched a clip of him interviewing Louis C.K. Oh, yeah. On the show. Yeah, yeah.

It was, unfortunately, Bill Maher made me laugh. He made me laugh. Oh, wait, did Louis just do his show? He did, yeah. He was like interviewing him about the, like, Saudi Arabia comedy festival.

And that Louis C.K. just wrote a novel. Okay, just like Woody Allen, who was also on Club Random recently. And there are more things in common. I bought the Louis C.K. novel and all the pages were stuck together. That was good.

That was good. No, it wasn't. Give yourself credit. That was good. The pay... They were stuck together. They were stuck together. From all the jerking off.

Pre-jacked off, that I do. How did you make a little? you laugh what happened um he was kind of making fun of louis for what he did that's good all right man made me laugh yeah yeah mar on the right right side of history on this one thing yeah yeah he he he had a few off-the-cuff moments where i against my will i'm laughing yeah yeah yeah and that's how you know the guy's good this this makes me sad because now tonight i'm gonna go home and watch a bill mar louis cK interview that's i know it sucks that why did i bring that up because Like, why am I, like, plugging that?

But it was also funny because, yeah, Louis C.K. wrote a novel about, like... I heard that the pages. Well, what about the pages? I heard they're all stuck together. Oh, my God. Must be a manufacturing issue. Yeah, it never sliced the edges. But, yeah, he wrote, like, a novel, a page that stuck together about kind of, like, a little boy in, like, the 40s.

Okay, sure. lives on a farm and I was kind of like why did you do that? That is why? That is truly strange behavior. It's just like a sad story about like a little boy who's born on a farm. Look he used to come to UCB all the time and he was very

funny when I saw him there. That's the truth. I would never say the man's not funny. Yeah. Harris, Harris Whittles opened for his big first special. You can see the birthday boys. Yeah. When he was coming back, you can see the birthday boys If you want to find it, you can find the birthday boys giving a standing ovation to Louis C.K in one of his first specials as Harris Whittles opened for him that night. When our friend Harris Whittles passed away, there was a, you know, there's the small memorial, but there was like a little bit more of a, not public thing, but just like a little bit of a larger audience thing. You're talking about the UCB one? At the UCB, yeah.

And they, Neil Campbell up there read a letter that was sent in from Louis C.K. Yes, yeah. The problem is he had trouble opening it. It's right, I think it was stuck together Yeah, due to a manufacturing issue I believe I, we did tributes to Harris that night, and I believe I played a one of Harris's

famous sketch characters, Skeezy B. That's right, skeezy B. Which was, I mean, look, we were all processing how to handle this thing. Let's perform some of his sketches, I guess. Let's perform some of his sketches as I'm crying doing the line. I'll dress up as a cowboy for some reason.

He did write a very funny old West sketch. It was a very funny man. love him. Then he opened for Louis C.K. Yeah. So he's probably in hell, unfortunately. We love you, Harris. Anyway, I brought my laptop in today, Wig. That's right. Very out of character for you. The first time I think I've ever brought in my laptop to the Dooboy Studio.

Doing some emails. We're doing some emails. Look, there's a big email we're going to do to Taco Bill. You brought your laptop in for that? I mean, that's, that is more so than for the fucking... Wait, are we supposed to have headphones on? No. No, no, no, no. No. Hell no. We're laid back. No worries.

I've mostly brought in for the Taco Bell email. I also, we have to do taxes. We have to do taxes, yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're on those business taxes. Ah, the taxes. And people, you're like, hey, this episode's coming out in October. What are you talking about?

You get your taxes extended, your corporate taxes extended the deadlines, October 15th. That's roughly timestamps when this record was. That's right. The Doe Boys taxes are due. And so we've got to do that after the show. Which actually, I look forward more to then the show. Doing the taxes. It's kind of nice to just be like, what did we do?

What do we buy? What did we do? Oh, cool. We spent $80,000 on fast food this year. That's like what we'll see. That sounds low. Possibly is low. Hey, speaking of time-sademing this, we're here in October, the spookiest of months.

Sandy, where are you in Halloween? Are you a Halloween fan? Yeah. Oh, I love Halloween. You love Halloween. Favorite holiday? Is it frighten you? Yeah, two questions.

Not anymore. Not anymore. I work past it. I am very easily scared. Oh, okay. Very easily scared. But I like Halloween. Movies don't scare you much.

No, they scare me very much. Oh, okay. What's, what's a spooky, what's like the spookiest in your mind? Exorcist. I, like, won't watch those. I remember, like, being younger when people would play them at a sleepover, I would just go to sleep. Because I couldn't watch them. That was how my trajectory.

That was my trajectory. I was afraid of Gremlins, famously. Oh, yeah. Justin's house and it's truly not even a scary movie for children and then I remember seeing Gremlins to the new to the new batch in theaters of my cousin Colleen and that was like it was a big step for me to like be able to go and see it in the theaters I had a similar sort of thing when we were to sleep over my friend put on scary movie and I was like I don't my god I just watched this but it's not actually that's scary it's pretty funny it's not really that scary it's

so like 20 years old that movie was funny it's very we talk about it's very we talk about, I maybe like scary movie two more. I love, that's the one with Chris Elliott. And you know what? That's what everyone says when you say, I like scary movie too. And they go, that's the one with Chris Elliott. It is the one with Chris Elliott. It is the one with Chris Elliott. It says, here, take my good hand.

It's a fucked up little hand. It's a fucked up little hand. It's iconic. It's, it's great. And then what's his name? Is his name Stoney? We have a friend named Stoney Sharp. Yes.

But is it, who is the Wayne's brother that's like the high guy that, that, uh. Oh, I know you're tied on. Oh, Marlon. Yeah, yeah. Is Marlin? But I remember the character's name. That's what you're trying to pull out. Oh, I just watched it.

His name is, it's something, I don't know. Stony is not like a bad guess. It's not Stony, but it's like not Sony. It's like, it's a nickname for sure. It felt like a nickname. In my head, it's a nickname. Can we get an IMDB on scary movie too? He also, he gets.

He's so funny. A weed plant gets really big and then rolls him into a joint. And then it gets his hair on fire. and smokes him. It's very, very funny. He's credited as a writer. Where is I'm not telling me his... Well, I think this is the IMDB.

IMDB has gotten all fucked up. Yeah, we have to go down to, like, the cast listing. Yeah. See, like, full cast... You don't appreciate me yelling at you as you're doing it. No, you can yell at me at you want, it's fine. But also, maybe I'm mixing... Shorty.

Shorty. It was like... Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was Stoney. She was the funniest part. Very funny. He's so funny. And, I mean, Chris Elliott's so funny. And Regina Hall.

Yeah. I love her. And David Cross. a headgum podcast man That's right Is in the movie Fellow headgum podcaster

So like is Halloween Like is that your number one holiday I like it for sure You like it for sure I would say maybe it's Yeah I like it It's really fun It's up there

Do you have a favorite Halloween candy Or did you have a favorite one You were looking forward to When you're trick-or-treating as a kid Butterfinger Butterfinger's a lot of fun You're a regular Bart Simpson You guys want to hear

my Bart Simpson impression? Of course. This is a sort of classic Bart Simpson that I do. Eat my gumballs. Pretty good. That's good as hell. He doesn't really say that, but that's what, in my head,

he goes, eat my gumballs. I love it. I love, Bart was very, you know, when Halloween was very important to me, Bart was also very, Bart is still important to me, of course. I've never gotten over Bart. Yeah.

I love Bar, I love Homer. Yeah, Bart has always been very important. to me. I've never really gotten over BART, but Homer's, Homer's up there. Homer's, Homer's way up there. I've never gotten over Halloween. I still love it. To me, it's so fun. I'm kind of sad that we were in New York, like we were saying, and I'm sad to come back from New York

because the East Coast, it feels more Halloween-y over there, wise. It's just, it's no doubt that you get that Halloween vibe, but it is right around the time of year where it is, things are changed, at nighttime, the weather is a little bit cooler. It feels, if there is, this is

like the start of a season for us. So, But I like the East Coast spooks. I like the spookiness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was fun because growing up, I, my mom lived in New Haven and then my other friends lived in like the suburbs. So then they would all come to New Haven for trick or treating. So it was really fun.

That's a, because everyone would come to my house. Yeah, why not? Make that happen. And also some good pizza in that town. Literally. We've never talked about this before, but did. You've never talked about New Haven pizza? No, no, no, with you.

I, we've never talked about, I mean, we, I took a tour of New Haven. even during COVID. We actually went. So, God, when was this? This was probably exactly five years ago, why? Because we went down for my birthday in October of 2020.

I want to die. I just want to be killed. Put me in front of a firing squad. You had your chance. You could have pushed me out of the way and got sliced by that fucking subway door. I said this before. We were happy to get you away from skyscrapers

and get you back in the smaller L.A. much shorter LA I lost track because you said you want to die Yeah no And I yeah I missed where that I missed the setup Oh no I just say like

You're talking about five years Oh yeah He's just Got it got it got it got Wild I yeah all I can get set off pretty easy Just so you know

I went down for my birthday Saw my first movie in theaters Because I rented out The whole theater And we saw a tenant Me and a bunch of Quincy guys It was like six Quincy guys

Wu was there U-Tang, Dano, Micas, Scoop There was a good group of us Yeah, these are all my friends, yeah They're all New England guys That's why their names, they're all fucked up Got it, yeah And then, Chaiton, Fraylebot

I don't know, was Chantin there I don't think he was, I'm just trying to list The other New England Fraylebot, I think was there Freelbot, I think he was. Wait, I forget where you're from? I'm from Quincy Mass Okay, okay

So we drove down to New Haven Okay And that is, so there's Sally's a piece and there's pepes and did you go to all of those growing up no no no oh my god all that set up and you didn't go to them no because it was like you know i feel like people asked me this all the time and i'm like i never i think went to i've only ever been to one of them and i don't even remember which one it was just kind of like all the pizza's good so we just had one on our street that's and we would

just go there like why would we go yeah right why would we go to why bother i don't think i even knew about them. Yeah, yeah. It was kind of like, we'll just go there. Did you live in New York ever? You were a New York person? Did you have a favorite pizza spot in New York or no? There was a literally place called Best Pizza and it was the best pizza. I don't know if it's still there, but it was really good. I like the name. Oh, and then there was this place called Archies that would do the kind of like when they cut it square, which I like, they cut a big square. Yeah, like a Sicilian or like Detroit style or whatever. Yeah, I don't know. It wasn't like necessarily Sicilian. It's just kind of like a different shape.

and then sometimes you get the piece where it's just, there's no crust and that's so fun. I like the no crust slice. A lot of cheese. I don't think our cheese is still there, but I like that. Oh, and then there was this place.

I don't know if it's still there. Also, Daddy greens. Okay. They had like a sesame seed crust. Ooh, love that. I like that.

I like that. I like that. I like that, especially on the sandwich. I like a little sesame seed roll. Roe. Yeah, little sesame seed all over it.

Give me a piece of row with sesame seed all over it. Where are you on row? I like, I'm okay. okay with him. I'm never looking forward to it. Like, you know, I, I feel like you'll see it a lot of times, like one of those ornate sushi rolls, I'll have some row dusted on top of it. It's like, this is unkapachia. I don't need this, you know. And row in isolation, I don't know. I could do it, but I'm like, never going to order like a fucking caviar service or whatever the fuck. Give me a big bowl of row. Really? Give me the row. You're pro row. Ro, row, row. Ro,

row, me, boat. I had no pun for that. I thought you did it. I did it. Yeah, it works. Ro Ro Roe Me both That was it Yeah I think that worked Where is the dais on row I'm a roho for sure Look it

That's pretty good The dais comes in with a better For me You don't love it Yeah I'm not a roho I don't love it that much If it's on something

I will like be okay with it But if it's the dominating thing That's just the texture The like popping in my mouth It doesn't It doesn't work for me I also think sometimes I get a little existential

Yeah I get that You say existential? Hey I didn't actually That's really good You're like, I do not want you to think. I don't want the listeners to think I said. I would never make a pun like that.

No, I don't know. You're just look at it and you're like, oh, God, like, that's a lot of little guys. It's a lot of little, it is a lot of little eggs. Yeah. It's a lot of eggs. And I like eggs. Yeah. But it's kind of just salt.

It's just a little salty flavor. Yeah. Yeah. But it is like that I get what you're saying because you feel like an inhaler of souls. Yes. It's like these are. But those are, are there empty eggs? But it's still like, they're not fertilized.

I guess they're not fertilized, no. But maybe they could have been. I don't know if they are or not. They could have been. Yeah. That's like if you catch a Louis C. And we are, we're going to run into fish shortage, I'm sure. Yeah.

So why are we eating the eggs? So why we should not be in the eggs? Plus like lobster fishermen have to throw lobsters back they have eggs. That's true. Little red-headed fishes coming out. I like, yeah, I also don't like, like, uh, if there, you think some of them might be inseminated in, in semi, potentially. They could have been.

Maybe they aren't currently. Oh, dude. Ew, man. Fucking fish squirm, dude. That, that, that, all of that stuff, all stuff like that kind of, like, uh, I don't know how I feel about like, I guess with chickens I don't care. It's maybe the only thing I don't care about, but anything else that comes from, uh, from an orifice. Yeah.

But chickens, I'm also kind of like, how many are you eating? Yeah, one, one at a time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With that, it's really like so many little guys. Well, not one at a time. You're eating, you know, two eggs. I'll go one at a time. You have one egg at a time, even with a scramble or something?

Yeah, sometimes the texture, I can't really, I can't really do more than one at a time. Okay, all right. I'll like a two, I'll do like a two. I'll do like a two egg omelet. I guess if you go out, it's usually three, you know. I don't know, but like a hard-billed egg, I'll eat one hard-bill egg sometimes, why not? Man versus Food, they did it at 12-egg omelet challenge.

I hate that. That's fucking disgusting. A lot of eggs. I don't eat that many eggs. Someone said to me recently, and it actually was like, oh, whoa, okay. Was, they said that I have sensory issues. Oh, interesting.

And I said, that makes so much sense. Do you have misophonia, which we keep hearing Israel? Which is that? It's like if someone, if you like, you hear chewing or slurping sounds or something like that. Someone on the red got mad at us, and I had to be like, we're joking. when we're making fun of it. Someone on the Reddit got mad at us?

Wow. Send me that comment. I want to read it. Probably has some useful feedback. Hey, you want to read the reddick, the head gum Reddit comments. What are they saying? They're mad.

They're upset. You know what? You know what? The Reddit is good in that regard. They're upset with that. Justifiably righteous about when people losing their jobs. And some of them are like spot on with stuff

and then some of them are so far off. It's insane. It's a nice combination to be like, Whoa, does that person work here? And then other people who I'm like, this is a wild theory you just concocted out of thin air. Eggs, innards, you know what I mean? I'm not like that.

I'm not like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All that. And what's the word? Tirds. Yeah, turds. I definitely don't like to eat a turd. I'm like an intestine.

Yeah, intestines. What's, what's sweet breads, all that stuff. I'm not, like, I'm never big on that. What is that piss? Yeah, no, no huge. I don't love, I don't love piss. I'll do it by half, yeah, yeah. If I'm not a fancy restaurant and

they give me a glass of piss. I'm going to drink it. Yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, here's like, yeah, it's like, like, I guess, like, it's not called, what are the dessert wines called? Oh, it's a digestief?

A digest thief. I always think of appertief and that's before. That's what I was going to say. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. Port, yeah. Piss port. Yeah, I don't like a piss port.

But, but any innered stuff, I'm never, I'm never huge. Yeah. Let him stay in. Let him stay in. Let him stay in there. So you know what? I'm with you. I don't need row. I guess is kind of the end. I know I said row or my book. I don't need it. I think it can be fun little thing on top of if it's something like in something fancy or something. But I don't need row a lot of the time. I don't eat I don't eat caviar. Do you need caviar? Do you need caviar? Yeah, no, no. I mean like again, I'm just like I'm not, I think I'm to splurge for. I think the taste is pretty distinct. Some people like it. But for me, I'm just like I'm not into it. Yeah. And like you, like I feel it just feels a little weird when I'm thinking about what I'm actually eating. Feels gluttonous. It feels like what the Bible says you shouldn't do.

It does feel like, yeah, you're violating, like, a biblical, like, order. Yeah. Have you seen... Read the Bible, yes. Oh, have you read the Bible? Have you, uh, have you, have you seen the white butterfinger? Uh, it's the marshmallow, it's a, there's a marshmallow butterfinger right now. I have seen that, yeah.

Marshmallow in the middle? It looks like a big white turd. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, marshmallow on the outside. With the butterfinger in the middle. With the butterfinger in the middle. Huh. well this I'll have to try

I do love the innovation the candy innovations anytime Reese's has got something new yeah why not I'd love to try what they're up to big cup was a really good one huge huge um do they still do a fast break that was a fabulous

they do have that and they've had some new like yeah I can't which I like fast oh I like take fives yeah they do have but they've had some more like pretzels inside candy that's a take five it's always fun yeah yeah can I be honest with you please speaking of big white turds. I have to go to the bathroom.

Oh, boy. Might be time for a bathroom breakdown. Bathroom breakdown. Sorry, we haven't done this in a while. You don't know what it is. I'm embarrassed to say it. No, actually, she does. You did tell me.

She got briefed on the possibility. Because I thought I was going to have to. Well, I do have to. Okay. Bathroom break down. The diarrhea break. All right. We're back from the bathroom breakdown.

the damage, my man. You know, a successful bathroom breakdown. Oh, there you go. Okay. Really good. Yeah. I was, I know. I was happy. I, uh, I've been off Zepbaum for two weeks because I got food poisoning.

Oh, no. And then, and then, uh, I was like, by the time the second week rolled around, I was like, I don't really know about this. And, uh, it was my birthday and also we were going to New York. And I was like, I might just sneak this one more week. And I did. And I probably gained 10 pounds in New York. We had some great food in New York Wags.

Do you want to, you want to hear what I listen to in the bathroom? and we do this as well. As I Lay Me Down by Sophie B. Hawkins. Okay. Do you know that at all? Not really. The one that goes, Ooh la, la, lo.

Oh, okay. As I lay me down to sleep. And I will be there. No one knows. Did you pick that? Like, you were like, I'm going to start here, or did your phone kind of like? I shuffled.

I shuffled. How long can I play before we get DCMA? Don't do, don't play any of it. Zero. Yeah. Fuck. All right. You can't play a song on a podcast?

Uh-la-la-low. There we go. I got the right. Or demonetized. Uh-l-l-l-l-l-low. Do you know that? I probably have heard it, right? I probably have heard it.

Do you not know it? Can I just... You can play it and I'll just fast forward through it. You guys don't know this one? But it's nice. Yeah, it's nice. It's a nice song. It's a nice song.

It's a nice song. Yeah. It's a bop. It is a bop. It is a bop. It is a bop. Classic bop. And some Warren's Yvonne, uh, splendid isolation, I believe the song is.

But, uh, successful. I, I, I ate too much in New York Wags. I know you did too, but I want to give a shout out. We really, oh shit, the jemmy cam. Oh, it's okay. I got it. Fuck. I got you.

There we go. You get repositioned at it. Um, hamburger America we had. We had a great, like, here's the thing. I've been hearing all this hype from the New York is about hamburger America. You got try out hamburger America. You know hamburger America? So I wish I'm in New York.

I don't know how recent this concept came about, but there's been a lot of buzz about it. It went there. Look, I'm a bit of a, first off, anyone, anytime I'm like, this place is the best. I'm like, try to measure my expectations. The buzz was strong. The buzz was strong. And then also, you know, I'm not the biggest smash burger guy. But I go in there and let me tell you, these burgers were hitting.

They're good as hell. Hamburger America absolutely lived up to the hype. I wish I got to gone back. And it was like different enough that I'm like, we don't really have this in L.A. Yeah, we don't have the equivalent of a hamburger America. It's a nice little classic like Jerr Burger for I mean like we do have those Those sorts of things

But not this exact concept That exact sort of thing I mean like Will they turn it into a shake shack And it will be You know We'll have some shitty version of it And like you know

10 years it's a possibility Well hopefully they won't They won't you know Make it more feel more generic And over expand Can a place just be a place anymore Do we all A place just be a place

Do we all have to Does Boy's media Isn't trying to be We should maybe they'll make a restaurant should maybe do a streaming service or something

would be smart you guys streaming service would be really perhaps something with AI as well it's probably an AI restaurant streaming service sort of like hybrid

restaurant streaming service and it's a way to go but places I went to a few other places I went to Keynes I went back to Keene's Steakhouse we went to old Commonwealth for steak did

old homestead yeah that was like that was a home elf was the bar we went to in Brooklyn that was a lovely time of the Commonwealth. That was a great hang. Old Holmsted, we went to for a steak restaurant.

I went to Keynes. I got Mamas, too. I did some damage. I got, I went to, I did Mommas two. I did Lindistry Wiggs. Wow. I did Ruby Rosa with Zach Cherry and, and Griff. And Josh Frankel came with me. We did the other two. We did a little pizza tour. But you can find all of it on some new Patreon thing we're doing. It will be on Patreon in a week or so. This wasn't even meant to be a plug, but that's where it will be.

Yeah. You know what I did? A POV Jummy footage, I think. Wow. That's right. Oh, yeah. With my dad once, I got him this donut map of New York and then we biked all around to different donut places and ate a bunch of donuts.

That rules. But, you know, the issue was there was really only so much we could have. After about two, it was like, this is my issue when I went and saw Tenet with my friends in Connecticut. We did like three pizza places and on the third one. We're like, we're all sick. Right. Yeah. And same we, I did a New York pizza tour with those same guys, probably within that year. Wow.

I think maybe that following spring or something like that. And why, we should give a shout out to Marika's friend who brought us barbecue at the George Lucas talk show. That's right. Which we did. Noah from Bowie's barbecue. That's right. Yeah. Noah. Thank you, Noah. A pop up in Brooklyn. It was fantastic. Oh, lovely Q also should shout out Stuart Wellington of, who hosted us over at the Commonwealth. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. See him in person. Wow. Wellington. A great food last name. That is a great food last name Yeah

Yeah None of us have Food last names No one here Fine actually Really? Yeah Honig

There's a vineyard Honing vineyards That makes wine too It's one of my favorites Yeah it means honey Oh okay Yeah Pretty good

And also I'm gonna say Sandy is kind of like a A pecan sandy Exactly Do you like a pecan sandy Yeah I do Or even just a sandwich You could say sandi

It's like kind of like a sando I guess you'd say sammy How do you say sando? I'll say it He says it I don't Can I can I answer I don't

I don't Also yes Please don't say fuck I'm flying I don't say fuck I don't say fuck immediately I don't like Sando I don't like it

He says Sando I don't like it I'll toss it out there It's not my go too But you know There are times when you want to mix up The verbiage I don't even like Sammy I think I like Sandovish

I don't like Sammy either I don't really like getting cute with it Handheld? What do you want handheld? I like that because it makes you sound like a dork, which is fitting in many ways. Right, right, right. So I like you saying handheld. Handheld.

I understand on a menu why they might say that because it might encapsulate sandwiches, wraps, et cetera. You know, you're not going to put everything necessarily under the same heading. Yes. But I wouldn't want to hear it. I would only want to see it. How would you feel about this? Bread Boys, if that was the, if that was the title.

Would you be okay with Bread Boys? Bread Boys meaning Sandwiches. That's what sandwiches? Yeah. No, no. I mean, I'm not, I'm not like mad. I'm just not like.

Do you like it better than Sammy's? Yeah. Do you like Sandos? Yeah. Do you like it better than Doe Boys? No. Aw. So Doe Boys you would like the most if we had that.

That would be fun. Okay. Okay. Okay. They put Do Boys on a menu as a heading, feel free. we might, well, hey, if we start a restaurant. AI restaurant streaming service. Yeah, high restaurant slash streaming service.

Well, should we, maybe, maybe we will. Yeah, maybe we will. We might do that, that real idea. I went to a movie theater in New York, in Times Square, and it was insane. What was it was a theater? It was an AMC in Times Square. Yeah, what did you see? I saw the long walk.

Oh, wow, okay. It was an insane experience. Was that movie good? I kind of liked it. Totally. And you know what I like about it? They do deal with shitting quite a bit in the movie. Yeah, that's good.

There's, I mean, that's the, and I've read the, I've read the stories. I've not seen the movie. You've read, oh, right. You did a, you did Stephen King one. I read a bunch of Stephen King books in publication order along with the great Just King Things podcast. But yeah, they do take a fucking shit in that book. There's, there's multiple shit moments in the movie.

You know, that's the kind of movie where I'm kind of just like, no offense. Like, it just seems like really intense, and I'm not really trying to watch that. That's 100% fair. I get it. Like, it's kind of just like they have to walk or they get shot and their feet hurt. Yes. Yeah, that's too much. They can't stop walking and their shoes are falling up and their knees are bending.

I'm sort of like, where's the fun at all? There is no, there is, you know what? You're right. There is no real fun in that. I mean, I am against a thing where you have to walk a bunch in general. I don't like that. It's also the plot of speed but walking. It is the plot of speed but walking.

I will say that that is actually really true. Yeah. And when did Stephen King write it? After he saw speed. In the forward to the book, he does it. I just saw a great movie last night. Speed. He doesn't even try to hide it.

He says, I saw speed last night. Dedicated to Keanu and Sandra. I know you did, dude. Fabulous movie. Rest in Power, Dennis Hopper. Fabulous. film. Hey, rest and power des.

I agree with that. Rest and Popper. Rest and Hopper. Rest and Hopper. Rest and Popper, Dennis Hopper. Speed is a great movie. Can I say this? I'd fucking crush the long walk.

I'd be, I'd do so good in the long walk. They'd get shot immediately. I would too. I do so good. I do so good. I already used this joke, but I was saying I said this on a future stopby's world that the starter gun would just be the guy would shoot me. I would not do well at all.

Yeah. I don't know. Like it kind of just seems like from the moment it starts, it seems like no fun at all that movie. Sure. Even if they win the walk, they saw everybody die. Yeah, you know going in a bunch of people,

there's going to be a high body count. This is based on the premise. If it didn't really happen, why are we imagining this? Why don't you want me to think about that? Also, the speed is like way too far. fast. In the movie it's three miles per hour. I think in the book it's like almost four

miles per hour. It's fast. I can never get that fast. I would never. You think you would you're insane. I can walk three miles an hour for a long time. Okay, but even if it was the movie speed, you think you could do it. This was a little bit also how I felt about, did you guys see the brutalist? Yeah. Yeah. I went with my friend and her takeaway was

she thought it was real. Like what happened in the movie. And then I was like, that wasn't real. And she was like, then why did all that stuff bad stuff happen? That's, I loved the first half of the Brutus. It was funny because people were like, like I got text from,

from, I won't say who said it because I don't want to people who didn't like the movie, but I got text from someone who was like, who was like, all right, this other person didn't like either, but I got a text from someone close to the show.

I'll say that much. It was Susser. And Susser texted me and it was like, he was at like a premiere of it or something. It was like, I'm halfway through the Brutonist is the best movie the year I love it and then afterwards I was like so how and he was like man I was like the second half of the movie is that bad and then when I went and saw it I was like the first half this movie is great I can't dislike this movie and then the second half I did dislike

so much same same thing happened us we were like so we were there we're buzzing at the intermission like holy shit uh gay versus there we were talking with him and it's like like this is fucking this is this is this is this is this movie's fucking incredible yeah and then I think on christmas day we went and then the second half was just like oh boy Boy, this got, I mean, I still like the movie overall, but it's just it, it kind of, kind of, there's some stuff in that second half, you know, some swerves. There's some swerves. The other thing my friend said that was really funny, shout out Eva, is she said, well, if it wasn't real, why was the building so ugly? Why would they make it like a good looking building?

It is kind of funny to make this sprawling biopic about just like a fake guy. No, a fake guy and all this like really bad stuff happening in a way where it's like, but if that. Why would you want that to happen to him? He needs a little editor. He needs someone needed to snip that thing down. And also the most famous Brutalist building is the McDonald's across the street from North Quincy High School. I just know this. My McDonald's.

My McDonald's is in a Brutalist building. That's beautiful. It's the Brutalus McDonald's. Where are you on McDonald's? I love the ice cream. Ice cream is very good. I love the ice cream. It does make my stomach hurt, but I love it.

I don't eat red meat. Okay. Yeah, fair. How long has that been the case? Most of my life Most of your life Yeah I was veg Like total veg

Until a few years ago And then my holdouts Are red meat, pork And then like I'm just like weird About shellfish Do you not like it Or do you just feel weird about

Like what's the What's the shellfish take? It's really like No rhyme or reason Some things I'll try Like some things I just am like Which then makes sense With the sensory as well

But I'm also just sort of like Yeah Shrimp Not into Strand. You're talking to the wrong crowd here. Meals? I'm a fish bag. I love fish.

I don't know what it is. It's like I'm just weird about it. I love shellfish. I love, you know, like oysters. I'll take them anyway. You got them. But I totally understand people having aversions there. I was really brave recently.

Wow. And my friends ordered some clams. Fun. And I said, I'm going to try one. And I took a little bit of it. And I was like, wait, that was like so good and so different from what I thought. And then I went to eat more And I was like

I think I had just eaten the onion I tasted the onion And the onion and the onion was so good And then I had the clam I said that was what I thought That was actually what I thought Clams can be I mean I like a clam and a clam chowder

That's a good way to get used to it And speaking of soup That's true But no not for you You because you won't It's mostly potato And then you get a little bit of clam But it's like in this creamy

You know broth Let some shrimps Not into shrimps Not into shrimps No, they just, I don't like what they are up to. They look weird, they smell weird, the poop's in it. Like, I'm just sort of like, I don't know about it. The poop trail is never fun.

You've got to clean out the, you got to clean out his butt a little bit. You're basically going to, it's basically like wiping the little guy out and then eating them, which is kind of fucked up. They call the process. Yeah, yeah. Just kind of gross. I don't know. Something about it's just off for me. I don't mind it.

I come from, you know, a New England family. So, like, my, uh, my grandpa used to eat. What is it, what is the green stuff and lobster called? Oh. There's a name for it. And I forget what it's called, but, but the puke. The barf, yeah, the lobster barf. But it's, it has like a weird, like it's a two, like a, like a tamale.

Yeah, tamale. Yeah, tamale. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It's a food. Yeah. It's a green paste-like substance that is the animal's pancreas and liver. Wow. My grandpa used to just eat that tamale.

He would eat that tamale. He would eat the whole, he would eat it all. And it does, like, barf. And like, but, you know, New England people, you know, they were raised on that bullshit. I'm New England as well, but New England Jewish. So they're, but we weren't. Did you celebrate Christmas at all as well or no? No.

Okay. Yeah. I didn't know that people thought Santa was real. I thought it was all a big joke. Wow. When people were like, oh, oh, Santa's coming. I was like, oh, woohoo. Let me tell you, he is real.

Box was looking at me. I met Mitch. Eagle-eyed listeners. or I'm sorry, eagle-eyed viewers Moth Oh, ho, ho, I'm Hungry. Yeah.

What's that? What was it? Great wax mothed listeners. Eard listeners. Yeah, yeah. If you could tell Wiger was looking at me. I thought Santa was real for far too long. Yes, I had that combo with my mom on the couch

where she told me the Christmas spirit is real. Oh, that's sweet. It was one of my last, it was one of my Quincy sabbaticals from L.A. It was recent. But a big, big, yeah, yeah, a couple of years ago. But a big, Christmas is a big seafood in New England. I feel like I always have seafood.

Oh, uh-huh. Can I just get back to something? Yeah, please. You think you would do well at the long walk? I fucking crush the long wall. You would not. First of all, you're clumsy. I routinely get in 12,000 steps at that.

Not in those flip-flops. Yeah, I'm not going to wear the flip-lops. Honey, that pedicure is going to get torn up. I get some proper hokas or new balances or something. They walk for like the equivalent of five days. I guess it's also like a young man's game. And it's at gunpoint. Yeah.

Yeah. And being a gun point. Which honestly, I mean, if it was like a carrot where like the gun was floating in front of him, you would be, you do great. He wants to eat the gun. He's trying to get the gun in his mouth. But so I feel like you would do really bad at long walk because I think you would immediately start walking the other way and get your warnings and try to get. Yeah, sure. You just try to get gun off. But I'm like walking enough where I think I try to keep it going.

How long do you think you could do? This is real. Three miles per hour. How long do the fuck? This includes like having to shit. And think of it as scenario where the long walk is real. What happens in the movie if they have to shit? They're not allowed.

Well, I'm going to, a little spoiler alert. They pull down their pants and they shit. And sometimes it doesn't. While they're walking. And some of them squat and they got to do it quick. And some of them, it is truly a nightmare. I mean, it is stressful. Stressful for absolutely no reason.

Not real. Didn't happen. Do you like that less than chock? lucky, like, as far as horror movies go? I didn't see that. Like, but, like, it's like, are you, are you more into, like, a ghostly doll? No. You would, would, you would rather have the stress or you just neither at some time?

Honestly, like, I'm not really rocking with, I'm just like, I don't need that. There's already so many, like, bad scenarios going on in my head at all times. Like, I don't really need to, like, see, see you, Samma. Yeah, yeah, I get that. I get that, I get it. I don't like things earlier when you're asking about scary movies. I don't like when things kind of, like, jump out. Sure.

That I'm not really into. Yeah. But I could do something that's a little more psychological scary. I do like that, yeah. But even weapons, I did get a little, like, had to hide my... Sure. There's some scares and weapons. Yeah.

No doubt, yeah. Well, this is more psychological scare. It's not even really scary. It's just stressful. And I don't think that you would last very... How long do you think you could go? I mean, I've done a half marathon. I've done a marathon running.

Three miles per hour? Yeah, I could absolutely walk a marathon three miles per hour. Because if you go under three miles per hour or if you, like, trip up or stop or whatever, they get you a warning. I'd be so that I would probably get a warning because I probably would trip. You're right. And then I would have to piss and or shit. But I'm also like, why not just shit my pants? You could turn around.

Could you turn around and piss at three miles per hour, I guess is the question? Then you have to walk with the shit for five days, no? That's a good point. So that might be the case against shitting your pants. Marathoners do that, though. There are marathoners that will, like, wear diapers so they don't have to stop and go to the bathroom. Yeah. I don't remember in this premise if they know they're walking that long.

They are, they're, they're, they, they, they, they, they, they're, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a dystopian. It's a dystopian. They have to. They have to do. They have to. They actually do sign up for it. Uh, but I, I, a marathoner shit their pants. So there is, that, that is a precedent for shitting your pants during a race. I watch the boss marathon. I shit my pants once. So that's kind of close. But would you, would you, would you be, you could, you could technically. take your pants down and shit and then keep walking you just wouldn't wipe i would i would first off i would like having done these sorts of races before i would be like i'm gonna get up early getting my a m bm so i don't have to shit on the course sure so i'm just gonna keep gone and then also you would need food at some point but how i wouldn't need food at some how long do you think you would last that's what i need out of you i could walk 50 miles and three miles an hour absolutely so this so pretty confident so you'd be like 50 miles three miles per hour we're talking about over, you know, like,

I mean, they go for like 300 miles. Yeah, I bet I could do it. They go much longer than that. Yeah. So you wouldn't crush it. But I do, but I do pretty good. You do pretty good. Yeah.

Yeah. You wouldn't get shot right away. Yeah, I'd survive a little bit. You die in the first act of the movie, basically. Okay. Well, then still. Yeah, that's not, I'm a named character in the credits. That's true.

That is true. That's something. Yeah, you probably have like a meaningful conversation with one of them. For, do, do it, do it for me. Yeah. Well, you're probably the one Where it's like it really hits home for them Yeah, yeah

Because you've been with them for quite some time Walked by them the whole time And then like now And then all of a sudden it's like Whoa, we did not think They would kill off that character Can't wait to finish the long walk together with you 16 hours

You don't feel like that long I walked me cold Could you walk backwards and piss Because some people That's a guy walks backwards and pisses Could you do that at three miles per hour? I guess I would just do it it forward. Why don't you do it forward? Yeah. Right. Backwards then you're not stepping on it. Yeah, you're not stepping on it. It's not blowing back at you if there's wind or whatever. Oh, I guess the wind would be an issue. I think I just... What if the wind goes the other way? The wind's going the other way, then you're golden. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. In a sense. I would just take my hog out and just go in the direction I'm walking, I think. I don't think I'd try to get too cute spinning around. Do women walk it? Or is it just boys? No.

Wow, this really is dystopian. No girls on the Long Walk. There are no women that have joined the race for whatever reason. I don't know the book is different. I think it's all dudes. You know what movie I want to see? Roof, man. Oh, I thought you were going to say like the Girl Ghostbusters version of the Long Walk.

Oh, yeah. The Little Skip. The Long Walk Answer the Call is what you're interested in. The Roof. Roof Man you want to see. I want to see Roof Man. I don't want to see it, but I will see Roof Man. I think it looks like a blast.

I like What's his name who's in it. I love that guy. And I like her, too. I like What's his face and I like her too. Yeah. What's his face? Channing Tatum. Channing Tatum.

I like Tatum. I like Taintingledge in that. I think it looks like a blast. All right. I think it looks like a blast. Yeah. I like the title Roof Man. It reminds me of one of Mega Man's enemies, one of Dr.

Wiley's Robot Masters. It sounds like Dr. Wiley's running out of ideas. A roof man. All right. He's like Pharo Man by like Mega Man 4. So like yeah, he's, he's on fumes for a while. Yeah, poor Dr. Wile. He needs, he needs some sort, he needs an intern.

He's kicking the pants. Okay, we're in the midst of, uh, of Crockdo. Mega Man talk. We got to get into soup. We're in the midst of Crocdo Burnfa as 2025. Actually, we're at, this is the conclusion of this very month, a supersized month the Bisk, broth, stews, and stocks, and crocs. What do you think would, what would be the gun that would kill soup man quicker?

You know what I'm saying? This is the thing with the Mega Man. Yeah, so you accumulate the weapons. Are you a gamer? No. This is gamer talk. This is gamer talk. Okay.

You accumulate a series of weapons. So like, let's say you dispatch. Ice gun. Yes. And the ice gun, like for fireman, ice gun. It's like, ice gun works really well on Fireman. Uh-huh. Yeah.

So that's like what. But I think your pitch of like, specifically I think of ice cubes in soup. If you're ice cube man, I think you... What about the bread gun? Would bread gun work? Bread gun would work, yeah. Because it soaps up soup or something. I think that's a spoon man.

Yeah, hey, spoon man. I think it's spoon man. I think spoon man would work well. Yeah, that's good. Then what kills spoon man? Diet and exercise. Diet and exercise gun. We're in soup month.

We're in the bits of crocdough burn fast 2025. Yeah, we're making fun of Dr. Wiley for running out ideas. We're in Crocd-Doburn-Fo-est. I think it's pretty good. Fah-est. Crocdo-Burn-Fa-est. Okay. I think it's pretty good, poor Mento.

Mm-hmm. Where are you on soup? Where does it rank in your hierarchy of foods? Love. Really? Really? You might be the only person that loves soup that we had on? I love soup.

Absolutely love it. Yes. Most days lately, I've been beginning the day, bone broth. Wow. That's fun. Yeah. That's a fun thing to do. You know what?

We're saying we're in soup season, but we're also. So, fuck. We've been saying we're in spooky season, but we're also in soup season. We're really entering soup season right now. So I'm just want to chop out the first Miss Q and just keep in the second part of what Mitch said. No. Okay. I did a great second take.

All right, baby. You were really mad. Oh, yeah. You can cut all that out where I screamed at the dais. Matt! No! Spooky, spooky season, a lot of, you know, it's soupy season. It is spooky season, it's soupy season.

It is soupy season. It's not just spooky season, it's soupy season. It's not just spooky season. It is, that is fun about fall, though. You get to have some more soups. You get to enjoy those, you know, those various, like, when they, bone broth in the morning is fun. Yeah.

One thing I will say is that it's a great way to get your macros, a very nutritious meal, not too heavy. I have an idea. Sorry. Go on. You can go first, but I just, I was just going to say one thing I like about soups and we haven't dug in enough. There's different textures or different viscosity.

You'll get like a thin soup and that's fun. You'll get a thicker soup and that's fun too. I actually regret letting you say what you were going to say because it sucked. What are we talking about? The viscosity level? Oh, I get it. It's a real factor. All right.

Now listen to me. Yeah. You got bread bowls. Yeah. Pumpkin bowls for soups. Oh. Like a carved out pumpkin. Like people put things like coconut.

Pumpkin in it? Or like a squash. You do a squash soup and a pumpkin bowl. I love that. A pumpkin bowl. It's a lot of soup. soup or a squash bowl. You don't like it?

What's the whole fucking pumpkin full of soup? I guess it's a serving. You're thinking of a big pumpkin. I think he was just mad because he said that he didn't like what you said. And so you feel like you have to dislike what he said. That's exactly it. Don't high five that. I've been watching a lot of couples therapy.

We should go to couples therapy. We never have. But I'm saying a smaller pumpkin. Yeah. There's the smaller guys pumpkin bowl instead of a soup bowl. If you had a restaurant, hey, it's the Los Angeles restaurant where you get soup in a pumpkin. I guess if it's like a, if it's a more modest sort of squash, like, I think something like that could work, sure. I think that's fun. It's like when they, when they

put like sorbet, lemon sorbet in a lemon. That is fun. That's what I'm talking about. Is that economical, I wonder? Like could you get a bunch of individual gourds? Is that going to scale? But you could make the soup out of it. Okay. So you're using its guts and then you're serving it within its hot. A pumpkin soup, a squash soup. That's fun. And also we'd be helping out the pumpkin in squash industries, why not? They're struggling right now. How do you carve a pumpkin? You just fucking, you stick the knife

in the top. But then how do you get all the shit out? Oh, you scoop. You scoop. You can use a spoon too, a big old spoon. I remember doing that as a kid. I'll say this, it does suck. And there will be someone in the back of the house doing that. I feel like it would be bad. Then also, you get to toast the pumpkin seeds. Someone here likes those, Emma. I like that too. Oh, my God, you all like

pumpkins seeds? Girls like that stuff. Girls do like that stuff. I don't really like that stuff. Mike and I had a whole debate once, whether or not it was theft if you went to your neighbor's house and carved the bottom of their pumpkin and stole their seeds and then left it there because they weren't going to use the seeds is that theft or not is that theft but would they like like if they're just leaving the pumpkin for display they're not they're not they didn't carve a jack-o-lanter yeah i think i wouldn't immediately think that my neighbors stole my seeds i would probably think a squirrel did it i would

think it was a same thing i would think it was an animal perfectly carved out the bottom and just like whoop steal all the seeds but now that i know girls like them now now i need to now on the lookout. Girls are like pumpkin seeds. You're on that well butron. You better have to stock up on pumpkin seeds. Put some girl traps around my pumpkins. All right.

Girl traps. You go up in the middle of the night and there's like seven girls like gnawing at the bar. Nawing at the bars. Bet you say stuff like that. You're going to end up on club random. Tell me about the girl traps, babe I can't do a Bill Maher impression It just sucks that he took the best podcast name

I know, it's so good It sucks, like club random It's really good It's really fucking good, I wish we had it Yeah He looks good too, he looks good as hell Looks great We can't all be Billmore

You can't all be Bill Maher Well someday Some of us try We're all trying to get there Baked pumpkin seeds are a girl thing I'm gonna go out there and say it even though this sounds like maybe even worse than club random

this statement will get me on something even worse but it does seem like it seems like it seems like ladies do love baked pumpkin why? Anorexia core What the hell's wrong with all you? Why do you like pumpkin seeds so much? They taste good and I like scooping the goop out

that's half of fun. Yeah I mean Then you wash them all off, you get to salt them, you put some, like, different seasonings on them. That's good, it's fun. It's fun. I get it. You have not, you have not carved a Jack and Larenton. It's been a long time. I was going to say, but I know the process, yeah.

When's the last time we had pumpkins? Should we eat pumpkin seeds on the show? We haven't done baked pumpkin seeds in forever. My mom literally was just visiting, and she left a bag of pumpkin seeds with me because she didn't want to take them on the plane. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. I remember not liking baked pumpkin seeds, but I haven't had them all spruced up, Emma. I feel like they're very easy to overtost and then they just get like chewy and yucky.

I feel like there's a sweet spot where you season them well and dry it out. You're all in agreement here. This is blowing my mind. It's such a delicious, salty little snack. I'll make some. I carve jackalanders every year, so I'll just bring in the seeds. What was your last jackal lantern? It's going to be like a fucking turd or some shit.

I don't know. It was a face. It had a big smile and like a hundred teeth. Oh, that's fun. That's fun. Do you have plans for this year? I'll just do it again. What's a weird one you've carved?

I'm sure you've carved a weird one. I really just do faces. I don't have anything crazy. And you just draw them yourself? Yeah, you're an artist. That's good. You should do a Bill Maher. I do like, I will say, I do like pumpkin seeds.

All times, sometimes buy a bag of them bad boys and then just like half, like at the fucking Trader Joe's Road to the fuck and all, I can toss them in salads. It's a fun wall coming in. Yeah, okay. Or on top of a soup. Yeah, really good on soup. So good. Great pivot. Absolutely.

you can throw those on top of a soup. And maybe if you're serving your pumpkin soup in the pumpkin shell, you throw some pumpkin seeds on top. That is a must. I agree with that. Wait, so none of your other guests have liked soup? I don't think our guests have liked soup.

I don't know if there's anyone that's like crazy about soup. We haven't got the emphatic yes during soup month. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do like soup a lot. Nicky pumpkin seed, I like that. I like that you're a pumpkin seed guy. Yeah. It's fun.

Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's, yeah. It seems like a children's book or something. What was the deal with Pete? Because speaking to children's books So the Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Because he had a wife

We couldn't keep her Put her in a pumpkin shell And then what? He fucking killed his wife? What happened? This is a very problematic Children's life I agree

We looked this up a few weeks ago I'm going to look up the words again But yeah was Peter Peter Peter Pumpkin had a wife But couldn't keep her He put her in a pumpkin shell And there he kept her very well And then the second part is

Peter Peter Pumpkin eater had another And didn't leave her Peter, Peter learned to read and spell, and then he loved her very well. So the issue sounds like he didn't know how to read or spell. But how would that affect his wife? I don't know. That's a good question. She had a wife and couldn't keep her, which sounds like maybe because he couldn't spell,

she was like, I'm stepping out on you. And he was like, uh-uh, I put you in a pumpkin. I'm going to get another wife and then learn to spell and I'll keep her. And you know what? I maybe said this back then, but the good old days where if your wife, you can put her in a pumpkin. She's out of there. Just room your wife. You just get another.

Yeah, you get another one. You learned to speak and write. Why did this come up earlier? You're right. This came on another episode. We looked it up again. I thought that was a few years ago. Jesus Christ.

I genuinely think this was like a month ago, but I could be completely wrong. It's cool that we have a thing that comes up like a recurring topic is children's nursery runs. We're fucking idiots. I'm going on that long walk. I'm fucking taking a knee immediately. You better last 50 hours. I'm going to give you shit.

Oh, 50 miles. You said 50 miles. What are your first? favorite soups um i love a butternut squash it's nice yeah um we don't we don't we said we didn't love a butternought squash it just depends on context you're pandering yeah i'm pandering a little he was fandering a little bit we'll do that post technique if it's if it's if it's if it's if it's sweet we like uh because sometimes they get and they make it sweet we don't like the sweet version that's what you said yeah

i don't mind the sweet version but it's not my favorite version sure sure i got you um i love that kind of a soup. I'm really into like a kind of a stew. Oh yeah. Love a stew. I kind of just like we'll throw stuff together and that is fun. You'll make your own stew that's just throwing a bunch of stuff together. Yeah. How about a Guinness Beef stew? Do you like that? Well you don't need red meat. Shit that's right. Fuck. Um yeah I haven't been like spicing it up too much lately. I kind of just have been like rocking the same soup over and over and I'm getting a little sick of it. So I'd like to what's the same soup you've been rocking over? over.

So, well, this time I made the bone broth, which was fun. That's fun. So I made the bone broth and then it's like garlic onion, of course. Right. Chickpeas, chicken. Sometimes butternut squash, if I'm feeling like it, but also that requires roasting it separately. And sometimes I just like don't really feel like it.

Sure. Coconut milk. Cale. All right. Oh, okay. That's kind of mostly it, term. Wow. A lot of fun components.

Yeah, it's so good. Fart soup. Oh, fart soup? Fart soup? Okay, it's causing farts. Yeah, so the issue is right now I made a really big batch and I had to stop. Yeah. That's dig a break.

Shoops are oftentimes, if they're not farty, they're like diarrhea-e. Like, I feel like those are the two possible out-dones. Yeah, soups are either fart-or-y or dair-a-reiberi. Does soups make you have to poop or pee? I think a little bit. That's where the diarrhea comes in. Yeah, I think so. But, like, yeah, I definitely had to take a break.

But wait, I actually got something that. that's awesome that I do want to shout out. What is that? So it's this thing. It's called Super Cubes. And it's like an ice tray, but for soup. And they have, yeah, they're like this big. And you can get them for one cup or two cups.

And then you just pour it in and then they just like pop out. So I just have it all in my freezer. And then when I want one cup of soup, I can have one cup of soup. That's rad. That's awesome. That rules. Fart soup sounds like a book by Nickelodeon. It's like about a kid who goes to can.

And I'm like, you've got to eat the fart soup or whatever. So you put like a bone, like as chicken bones, I'm guessing? Yeah. And you just put it in the water and let it and boil it basically, right? Onion garlic. Wow. Hey, shout out to onion and garlic. Two of the best.

Literally, I would say that they are the backbone of most things. Maybe the backbone of food, onion and garlic. Give it up. Salt, onion garlic. What do you say? Those are the big three. Pepper, of course. A little trio, like, you don't really often want one without the other.

No, they're both great together. They're fabulous together. Our buddy Zach Dunn, who sometimes listens to the pod, I know. Oh, Zach. What's up, Zach? Has a, has a, hi, Zach. Worked on the birthday boys. He worked on the birthday boys back in the day.

Yeah, he did, yeah. He must have been baby. He was a little baby boy. He was a little baby boy. He was running around, whey-and-wipe his ass. I'd say this about the guy who was like a very established writer. Yeah, a hobby writer and, dude. He was a little baby wiping my ass.

There was the AD on the birthday boys would have PAs follow us to the bathroom, and it made me so mad. Yeah. Because it would be like a PA, and then I'd wad a lot of the bathroom because they were like. Make sure you're not going number three. I was never going number three. I was never, look. What's number three?

Let's just say it's what gets the page is sticky. my birthday voice script was not sticky wags but like I would get out of the bathroom and there'd be a PA they're being like sorry and I would say to the ADI was like don't have someone fall we're making our show I want to be on set I'm not trying to run away from set

I don't want someone to see me waddle out of the bathroom 15 minutes after I went in there and like seeing green smoke come out of that right like they've just elected a frog pope Yeah, yeah, yes. Wasn't even getting produced. Thank you, Wags. What music were you listening to in there?

This is the issue is that I wasn't even thinking of that at that time. I wasn't even playing. That idea came to me, that brilliant idea came to me later on in life. But anyways, yes, Zach, what did Zach say? Zach done, I brought him up because we're talking to onions, garlic, spackbone of everything. A garlic allergy. Oh, no, Zach, that's got to be tough. Yeah, yeah, rough, what a bummer.

It must be really hard to eat most of anything. I know, it's on everything. It's on everything, most places you go. And it's so delicious. Damn. That sucks, Zach. I'm sorry. I think it's...

Saw Zach it handles, I believe, recently. I'm realizing we brought this... What kind of an allergy? What's that? Like, what is the reaction? I'm not sure exactly. I think he explodes. Yeah, I think it's the same as...

You can confirm with us if you explode when you eat it. Tell us if you explode. It was also like, like, I'm just wondering if there's other symptoms, like, can you... You have issues with exposure to sunlight, you know, steak through the chest. Good questions, Wags. Like, you know, there might be all sorts of, maybe more like Drak done. Would make sense why he wrote on that show. That would make total sense.

Yes. Right. I met him. I didn't meet him. I saw him at Handles recently. What is handles? Handles is an ice cream shop. Oh, my God.

The best are you with ice cream. Where am I? Yeah, do you like ice cream? Yeah, where are you? I think you've said this several times of where are you with that? And it's kind of throw me off every time. I like ice cream. Yeah, it's good.

I'm not like running for it. Got a favorite flavor? Okay, you know what? Yeah, kind of a solidified soup, if you think about it. It is kind of a solid food. Mitch, well said. Yeah. Cold solid soup.

Yeah. There was an ice cream that has been discontinued, and I just was Googling this because I was like, whatever happened to, it was called French silk. Oh, yeah. I remember French silk. French silk. And I was like, whatever happened?

that it was so good gone like the front soap pie former no it it it seems like it was like if i could from memory say it would maybe be like vanilla and chocolate together maybe even coffee and then add little chocolate chips in it wow fuck you just reminded me that next door they have the they have the Halloween they have the fall ice creams next door at salt and straw at salt and straw they have like the can they have like the candy ice creams and stuff fuck Canditopia or Candy Copia, whatever it is. A lot of fun. I love, like, a classic, really good vanilla bean.

Vanilla beans. Now you've got, you've won them over. Love vanilla. Vanilla's a flavor. You want them over. It's a, I'm a big vanilla fan. It's my go to. I don't think you've cared about winning them over and I, you maybe didn't want to win him over, but you did.

I was really trying to push him away. Well, I got one over, so. Vanilla sprinkles. Oh, vanilla. Vanilla sprinkles are great. Or not vanilla, rainbow sprinkles. Rainbow sprinkles. My apologies.

I was going to say, I never. I never even heard of vanilla sprinkles. It sounds like a, you know, the butterfinger that's a, that's marshmallow. I'd never seen them. I thought you were saying like vanilla with sprinkles. So that's what I was thinking of. That's what I was picturing. I saw Zach at Handels and Dave King was there.

Who else was there? There was another, there was a couple other people. Let me guess. If it was Zach, I would say Jake, maybe too. No, but I do believe that, like, Zach was there. And then, like, I believe that there was like a Frankenstein and a mummy. And there were a few other He introduced me to his familiar

There was like a lot of things going on Oh we were doing the bit and I ruined it I was just trying to guess who he was with Like well he was probably with his good friend Jake And I don't know if I think I do know Jake actually I've met Jake and I and I try to hammer through the bit But Frankenstein was there too Yes Frankenstein was there

It was I think yeah I remember I think I actually saw him post a pick It was it was him and Zach And then it was Frankenstein Yes, yeah, and Chuckie was there and he couldn't see over the counter they had to pick him up. It's fun they include Chuckie because he's not like one of the classic universal monsters

He's a more contemporary monster But they're just like, hey, come on it, you're part of the gang now. Is he now though? I mean, he's a legacy monster. He is a universal monster. So is he a legacy monster? And also here's the fucked up thing about it. You're going to hate this.

Yeah. But like the time from when Chucky came out to the Universal Monsters when Chucky came out to now, pretty close. That's fascinating. Like, so we're saying what, like, Chuckie came out when I was, like, six or seven. We're actually, yeah, we're further away from when Chuckie came out than from World War II was to Chuckie. Isn't that crazy?

That's the truth. That is the truth. I wonder what was in the 80s then, 1989, something like that? Yeah, 1980. Yeah, I think maybe even earlier was it. I thought, for everyone I remember, child's play is in the 90s. That might actually be right. 1988.

88, okay. You are not, this, it's almost. You're almost exactly right. Wow. So, 42, 40, so what, 44 years, 80, so we're, it's very close. We're right about half. We're almost exactly there. I simply was trying to do a, want to feel old situation, and we actually did.

We actually did it. I mean, Chuckie fighting in World War II is very funny. Chuckie's been a part of our lives for a long time, and yes, that is very funny. It seems funny. Yeah, kind of the same sort of thing Freddie would say. Yeah, I go, I mean, They kind of both of their taglines is kind of bitch, which is, you know, maybe a problem with the 80s and 90s.

You did not see that coming, bitch. Chucky and War, they should do more fun stuff like that. They should do more fun stuff like Chuckie and War. Yeah. Well, I'll see this. This is one thing, like, I think I like sinners more than you, but like sinners is like. I like sinners. I know, I know, I just, I'm just saying.

I like the first hour of sinners a lot. And then the vampire stuff I was like, I kind of have seen all of this before. Sure. But I would say like that said, what's cool about that movie? And we didn't need to gas up this movie. This was a huge hit.

But it's like it's a horror thing, but it's also like a period thing. Like I like when they take a genre and it's also a period. I watched this fucking great, uh, this great kaiju movie earlier this year. I can't remember the name of it now.

I'd have to look it up in my letter box. But it's a, it's like a, a stone. statue that comes out of a mountain and so it's like a samurai epic it's like a Japanese film it's like a samurai epic so it's like a period thing

but then there's a fucking kaiju and it's this big stone guy that comes and stomps and everyone's fucking great yeah it sounds cool as hell yeah mixed both he should go to war as well he should go to war we would kick some ass yeah but I don't know I don't know if he should go to war for America I don't know look right we're in a bad spot yeah are we righteous I'm not sure I have no idea

it's where but I I loved from dust till dawn and I think dust or don't is a better horror movie than sinners, which I know people will think is insane. But whatever. That's a lot of fun. People think I have a bad taste in movies anyways. When I was coming off of, I did a, God, did I do 72 hour water fast?

What did I do, Wags? Something like that, yeah, that sounds about right. I think I almost did four days, didn't you? To help with long, like I told you, I was going crazy. So I, so I, and I did a water fast. And when I was coming off it, I, the first thing I had was like bone broth and some other stuff. try to ease me back into eating again.

I had an acupuncturist tell me to start my day with it for like my stomach. Oh, that seems like it seems like one of those things that's just like turmeric, which we talked about before the show started. And you can even put that in the broth. 100% yeah. 100%. Yeah. 100% agree.

I had a chicken turmeric bone broth. That's what I had. It was a chicken turmeric bone broth. But what go on. Well, I was just going to ask, where are you with like, because we're talking ramen today, where are you with ramen? I like that. Yeah, probably great.

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You say very differently than I do. How do you say it? I say, Daikakuya, but maybe I am very wrong. It's one of those ones where it's like Japanese has like, it's hard to tell where the emphasis is on syllables because there's no, it doesn't really parallel English in the same way. But yeah, I couldn't find the canonical origin of the brand name, but Daikokutin is one of the one of Japan's seven lucky gods, the deity of wealth and good fortune. And then, yeah, which is depended on the part of the end of that, means shop house business.

So Daikohia basically means something like good fortune shop, which is, I guess, a commonly used business name in Japan. So there you go. There are a half dozen locations in SoCal. Mitch, this was your pitch originally. And I know there's a place you really like. I do like this place a lot as well. Sandy, have you been here before? Well, last week we were supposed to record the pod.

That's right. And then we had to reschedule, but I believe the ramen had already been ordered. So I did actually get to eat it last week. This is, this was, I was working on the comeback. I'll just say it. I try to hide it so much. Oh, that's awesome. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, that's really awesome. Yeah, I'm very excited about it. I, I don't, I don't even say, I'm there. I'm part of the team and I feel like part of the team, but it's, it's fun. It's great. Yeah, it's cool. Do you get to act with Lisa? I did, yes, yeah.

Very exciting. Which was very exciting. And she's so good that you're, you know, you're, you're, you're, I shouldn't say nearly intimidated you're intimidated because she's so damn good but also extremely nice right so the whole setup was great I was very excited to be a part of it but that went long and then we were going to New York

we had to cancel the record unfortunately but I was saying to Amelia I was actually I think that I gave in the system because I got to have the ramen twice you get two soups this for me and mine went to my soup went to Mike we talked about this a little bit last week with Stavros

and he got to have a great soup and then Amelia, we said this last week but got your shitty vegan ramen but here's the thing I don't think it was shitty and I don't and and I what did you get? I get the vegan ramen

but which one there were two oh I got this spicy one because I'm a bit of a heat seeker and and I will have a I like I will have a vegan ramen if there isn't a chicken broth because I do eat chicken

but there was a chicken broth wasn't there? No it was only pork or vegan that's why I also did the vegan but I added the chicken. That's fun Smart. I threw some tofu in mine.

It actually was pretty good and an egg. Did you have the spicy sesame or the there was like a creamy? Spicy sesame. Yeah, spicy sesame. I liked that. Yeah. That's what I had as well. This is the first place for me, Armin, a heart of a champion.

What do we call him? Didn't you have another name on the podcast? Armand. Armand, our good friend of the show, Armand Whiteman, when my first was out here, I had like never had a good ramen before and this was like his place. that it's like he was like this is the best ramen and it's in Little Tokyo and he took me there and I was like

oh this is one of this is I never even knew ramen and then I was having like the best version of it and Silver Lake ramen opened after that but this to me has always been one of my favorite swags I love Daikakuya the Daikaku ramen is their top seller and that is that is the one that you got Mitch

are a Tonkotsu soup base infused with a soy sauce their secret blend solid soy sauce so with tender pork belly chasu, marinated boiled egg, bamboo shoots, bean sprouts, green onions, and a sprinkle of sesame seeds. And you know your boy added some extra pork. What is it, Tungatsu? Yeah, that's the base. Pork belly chasu. I add an extra chasu and I added an extra egg, which Mike got last week. And I'm sure, he was happy, I'm sure. We always, Mike and I both always get extra eggs in our ramen just because, like, those seasoned eggs are one of my hard.

Oh, did they do the, like, soy sauce egg? Yeah. Yeah, and then it's like a little bit yokey in there and it's cooking inside the soup. Yeah, maybe I should have done that instead of the chicken. I always throw an egg in there. Well, you can do a little from Kalmelo from Kalami. That's so true. I always add an egg if there isn't one already.

Sometimes you'll do a double egg. Why not? Want to get nuts? And also, I'm just going to say this. I forgot our rule that it's soup only this month and I ordered a couple appetizers. That's right. You did. That's okay because it's the last one.

She-so-Age. It's true. It's the last one. So if it's the last one, then then that's the rule, is that you can kind of play with it. I agree. We're opening up the gates. We're not locking the gates. The gates are open.

The gates are, I think, open from here on out. Yeah, Mark Maren's done. Yeah. The gate, he locked the gates. Yeah. And now the gate, is that what you meant or no? That's what I meant, yeah. That's what I thought you meant.

They were leaving for the last time and then Obama just, like, let the gates open symbolically. I got this and then he took it. It's good to try my Obama impression for the first time. Yeah, yeah, let's hear. Let's hear it. Oh, here I am. Hello, everybody. It's me, Obama.

I think I nailed it. I think that was pretty good. I am Obama. I am on Mark Maren's podcast. My name is Obama. That's pretty good. I love Michelle. Michelle is my wife.

We have a first look deal with Netflix. My daughters are Sasha and Melia. I have no idea, but it was very funny. I love Michelle. Oh, it was Biden. A voice came out, and I didn't know who I was doing, but it was Biden. The ghost of Joe Biden got into you.

Was Michelle? He's, yeah, confused. Michelle's my wife. So this is the cat ranch we're recording that? What's going on? Is this Biden? He's Biden, like 30 years ago. I used to work at the White House, and now I work at Netflix.

That's my Obama. He's a Netflix producer. Wild. To go from, you think you're at the top with the White House, and then you're at Netflix, the tippy top. Yeah. With Sarandos and everybody. You're from White House to the Red House, the big Netflix building.

Do you think he hangs out with Wednesday? Oh, he's got to be. He's hobnobbing. How are you doing Wednesday? You're a little bit freaky. I prefer Friday myself. Excuse me. I'm going to go participate in the Squid Games.

I love Michelle. Michelle's my wife. Joe's back. Joe, stay away from Michelle. I couldn't think of any other Netflix besides the one I was on. Yeah. Which one?

Love on Netflix. Love on Netflix. Yeah, yeah. This new show we're pitching is kind of like a contemporary version of love. Ten years ago. It's a ten years newer show. It's love in the age of AI. What if love happened today?

Malia will be a writer on the staff. Starring me. We won't get into some of those rumors that we've all, that we broke on the podcast. What rumors? that Obama is dating Jennifer Aniston. Yeah. Which we broke on the podcast. We broke it on the podcast.

I don't know if we broke it on the podcast. We laughed because Susser texts us or Texas. Obama is dating Jennifer Anderson and we laughed at him and then we heard more. Then it was in like Us Weekly or something. It was like in tabloids, but I still, I think that all Hollywood gossip is true. Yeah. It's fun to just imagine it is true. Because it's like, where did it come from?

Right. Bring back Perez Hilton. We need, we need Perez Hilton. I saw I'm in a coffee shop once. Really? He's just working on a laptop by himself. Really? Yeah.

Likely placed to do. Artistically putting cum drops onto someone's face. All right. Wags, we got a top. That ramen, yes. Look,

I've had the, I'm not eating pork right now. I have had that pork ramen before. It is really, really yummy. It is delicious. It is delectable. It is rich.

I mean, I think it's a great broth. And there's so good. It's still my favorite. We had silver lake ramen and I, and I was mean to Silveride Calamont back in the day and then we had it. I was like, this is fucking good. It's really good. I do think that the pork ramen at

Daikakuya is better. Yeah, it is better. Yeah, 100%. I mean, it's just a different tier. They're both fantastic. They're both fantastic. I thought it was really, really fabulous for being vegan. Me too. I'll say there. So we both got the spicy sesame vegan ramen, uh, bean sprouts, green onion, carrot, and garlic. A lot of ramen in it. The broth is really like savory. Um, has a good viscosity to it, Mitch? I think it tasted better this week than last week.

Wow, really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It was more flavorful, but also maybe, I don't know, something was wrong with me. No, it's got a good umami quality to it. I mean, I think it's really, really flavorful. I really enjoyed it.

It was really good. The sesame was stronger this week. And I added egg and tofu, as we mentioned, you added the chicken breast Shoshu, uh, choshu, and, uh, it's, it's... Bless you. That was my I was about to slowly follow you on it It did

It did sound like you were sneezing Yeah I I didn't I didn't I didn't even try I should have tried a sip of your soups I still have Most of mine

Really? Yeah It's a big portion It's a big portion It's a big boy It's a two miller And but one of the things The way this is

Want to sit? You want to go get your soup And I still want to try the seltzer Oh You got to talk about it The segment later In the show Edit it out

Edit it out You got to tell me What's something secret That's secret It's a secret You can't talk about it yet I don't want to try anything Wait are we going to do it

Are we going to do it as a bonus thing Oh really? Yeah No because we have a segment All right then we'll do it as a bonus I mean, are we going to do a bonus thing? I don't fucking know, Mitch. Let's do it as a bonus.

Okay, we might do it as a bonus thing. All right, fucking boss. What the fuck? I think you're going to have to stick around and do a bonus segment. What the fuck? Want it now? No, we can't have it now. We cannot do it now.

I'm just going to say that I'm sorry, sorry. I got the homemade porkiosa, which you guys could not eat. Yeah. Oh, shit. Did you throw that away or no? I ate it. Good. That's good. I'm so happy. Oh, slam dunk.

It's, it's, the porkieos is fantastic. Look, the rules are broken on the last episode. The other thing that you got was, I tried. That was the, the, see-show, uh, Shiso Age. This is a spicy tuna wrapped in Shiso leaf and deep-fried and tempura batter. Yeah. Not bad. I think, I look, there was some, some travel issues with it. And also, like, it is interesting to have, like, a spicy tuna that is, like, hot, like a deep-fried hot. spicy tuna. But I thought like if you got this fresh in the restaurant, I think it would be interesting and pretty good. What did you guys think? I like to go ahead. I mean, Timpora doesn't

really travel. That's a good point. I did like it quite a bit. I feel like it was a little too much of the batter. Sure. Yeah. Because it took me a while to actually get to the tuna. Yes. Yeah. I know you were chewing for a second. And then also I got to the tuna right away and that was like a chewing. It was a hot version of it. It was still good. I don't think you're supposed to just pop one either. I think it's maybe a bite situation. A lot of batter, you know, recording this during the MOB playoffs, people are saying batter up. I'm more like battered down. Yeah, Vox, I'm with you.

I've heard batter up so much in the last couple weeks. Same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, they got to play the game. They got to play the game. But like in this context, I would say batter down.

Yeah, batter down a little bit in this one. I also think, look, we can't. Do you like it when come is called baby batter? I think that's disgusting. Oh. Yeah, I love it. I love when come is called baby batter. That honestly is giving Sando.

It's giving Sando to me. Baby batterer is disgusting. Pretty gross. Baby batter up. Now I like that. I'm seeing a movie with a little baby that got into the major leagues somehow. Oh, that's cute.

Yeah, yeah. That's way more fun. Yeah. But look, batter down, I agree with you. But none of this counts. We can't put this towards our... The picture is distracting with a mobile. Actually, you know, it would be the catcher behind him.

He'd be like, oh. Yeah. But that still hits a fucking home run. He still hits a fucking home run. And he takes his first steps to home base. Oh, my God, it's really cute. He's crawling, but he's always doing okay. And then his last, in the game-winning play, he's his first step.

I'm tearing up. He gets walked. Yeah. I'm teared up. That's good. Yeah. And then when he touched his home plate, they're like, and he grew pubes, and they hold him up. Yeah.

But then they shoot him because he stopped walking. But yes, yeah. Yeah, that's the last shot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. His diaper drops, you see his little baby dick with a bunch of pubs, full nest of pubs, and then he gets shot. It might be a hard movie to play in theaters. Like I said, tears tearing up. There's a lot of things that, like, you know, most normal civilians won't be happy with in the last few minutes of the movie.

Kind of a brutalist situation. The first half was amazing. In the second half, they just did a bunch of kind of. Yeah, they could have just trimmed the last three minutes. of the movie off. Anyways, no, the baby walks to home. That's the end of the movie. And that's very cute.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I once again, look, I don't have anything interesting to stay here because I loved my soup. The broth is fantastic. It's just, it's the quality of ingredients, but you know what? Everything is good. The noodles are just so good. Great noodles.

The noodles were really, really fabulous. The noodles are so good. Well, because this is the whole thing, and I mentioned this in the intro a little bit, But, you know, what are the issues with this place? When it comes to exist in 2002, the assumption in America regarding ramen is that it's like, this is a cheap food. This is like, oh, this is that thing you buy for 10 cents from the supermarket so you can eat on a budget. You know what I mean? That's the only ramen.

I was used to before I came to L.A. Yeah, I mean, like, like me too as well. Like even growing up in Southern California, there were not the artisan ramen shops. They were not as omnipresent as they are today. And then coming to L.A. proper. And there's like, you know, there's a, the little token. neighborhood. There's Saatel, which has a lot of of Japanese restaurants. There's a lot more of that stuff

and so that's where I came to appreciate it. But yeah, part of why this place is a hard sell initially, but then it grew an audience based off of its fandom is because of that stereotype of what ramen is or how much ramen should cost. I mean, growing up, I had major depression in second grade and I only eat ramen for like a whole year. It was the only thing I would eat was like microwave ramen. I'm so sorry, that's early to get it.

Oh, isn't that crazy? Yeah. Oh, strange. divorce Yeah, I got divorced That's early to get that too Yeah, no But that is something where I feel like

That's how I kind of always was Engaging with ramen Wow And then so it for me also like I'll never taste anything as good as that Yeah, I get it I mean that was like incredible I mean Daikikuya is my top

I love a ramen little cup of ramen or whatever you know like I like I like those and I don't pretend that I was a poor college kid that had to survive on them like so many fucking rich kids I had to eat ramen all through college shut the fuck up yeah you like

to eat ramen in college you like to eat ramen in college and your parents gave you a meal plan you fucking dork yeah your parents bought you one of the huge boxes yeah yes it's the white it's the whitest white kid thing to be like dude in college I could like oh I had to eat ramen, dude. It was fucking hard.

Meanwhile, in second grade, I had to eat ramen. I actually had to eat ramen. That's a different story right there. Cut the shit, you college. You spoiled college kids. Cut the shit. That's all. I think that, I mean, I think this is like a top tier ramen place. It is. It just does everything perfectly. It's almost nothing. I wish I tried the egg.

We could get, we could door dash you an egg, possibly. a single egg a loose egg rolling around in the passenger seat Chapel Roan's next song The egg's The egg is very good

Well good Why it's just the creamy broth Yeah And I'm not sure how your broth was But that pork broth is creamy and delicious Really good And sometimes when a broth is too creamy It kind of like hurts my stomach

And this one didn't Yeah yeah yeah yeah No this same with me I ate almost the whole damn thing. I will say this, Silver Lake Ramen. They have package here at Taika Kui now where they have the stuff on top and then you put in. But the bowl is plastic and I was a little bit nervous as I microwave mine for about three minutes total of microplastics going in too much too. But once again, I do want to say Amelia offered a bowl.

She did. She did. Thank you, Sandy. I want to say Amelia offered a bowl. You chose the plastic. A plastic bowl. It was all we got. Oh, okay.

I take it back. Yeah, she offered a plastic bowl. and I was like, I'm going to risk it with this plastic container. They definitely pour, like, piping hot broth into those bowls. That's why I think it probably should be okay, but whatever. We're all doomed. I'm trying to de-plastic my kitchen, but it's like, to what end? Exactly.

It's almost impossible. You start to do that, and then you just end into full-on nihilism. Why do anything, you know? But I get, like, plastic anxiety a lot. Yeah, me too. We're just eating so much of it. We have so much of it, like, in our digestive tracts. I like, I like it.

Yeah. I think it's tasty as hell. Yeah. And you know, Irma likes plastic. I told you this before, Wally will lick it. My cat, Irma licks plastic so much and I have to. My cat does that too. Why?

I don't get it. And she drinks enough water because a lot of people are like, they're dehydrated. Irma barfs a lot. She's always been a barfer. Then people are like, she could be, she's fine. I'm telling you. I take care of my cats for those who don't believe me. Some of them barf.

Some of them just barf. They like barfing. Some of them do just barf. That's the deal. And humans too. Yeah. I'm barfing. I'm a barfher.

Are you a barfer? Not all the time, but. I, I barf, like, it's years between me barfing. And then when I do, I have barfed this year. I broughed last night. Did you really? Yeah. Wow.

You're a barfer. I'm a barfer. Wow. Well, I'm in recovery, not bulimia, but basically. Like, against my will bulimia. Yeah, okay, yes. Illness. I'm sorry.

Because I think we talked about this last time I was here. We maybe did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It happens if I eat too much or if I eat too fast. Last night I had a soup. Shout out. Hell yeah.

But it was tomato base, which sometimes upsets me. Oh, sure. Acidic. And I was anxious. That's why. I mean,

when I barfed, well, I was auditioning for something, a big role that I didn't get. And I, and when I had the callback, I barfed in my shower, and I was taking GLP ones,

which also today, I hadn't taken it for two weeks, like I said, and I took it last night. Oh, you blasted recently. Yeah, I took a Zep bound. It's like a white-lost drug. Oh, okay.

So I took it last night, and I hadn't taken it for two. birth? It can. I was nerve. I mean, it was a combo of nerves and my stomach being upset or whatever. And it was, and I was kind of new on it at the time when I did it. But anyways, I feel like when I get titrate up, that's the other thing. It gets you like sick. When I anxiety, I'm like, when I get anxiety, I'm like, I feel like I'm dry heaving and gagging. Like, I feel like I'm, I dry heave more than actually puke. Just in general. I'm a dry heaver. I'm a dry guy. I mean, that's work. You are a dry guy. We're both dry guys. I'm wet as they come. So disgusting with barf I'm so good at it now though I mean that's what I was going to say Dry heaping is worse than barfing Yeah it hurts

Because you're just hurting And you're not getting it out Like when you finally barf you feel great Yeah sometimes But if it's actually like too long From when I've eaten Then it's really painful Because then it's all like acidic

And it hurts Right right right It's more violent But if it's kind of right after No worries I'm not a good barfer I've never been a good barfer It's hard for me

it's hard for me to barf. Where's the day that's out on barfing? I hate it. Yeah. But I mean, if it happens, it happens. I usually feel so much better after. So like, I'm surprised one of you doesn't, I'm surprised one of you doesn't like barfing.

I mean, I like how good it makes me. I mean, I like you feel like, I love. I actually hate barfing so much. Also, I know some people have that thing where they can't even hear about it. Oh, yeah. I don't know if that's. I don't have that. I don't think any of us have that on this show.

at all. Our listeners are just fucking puking in their cars. A guy puking into the windshield. Oh, I can't see. Crashes in their ambulance. I think that I think that puking is unpleasant. Usually feel better. I hate dry heaving, which I do a lot.

However, puking is also very funny. Well, that's my whole thesis with it. Yeah. Is that it's like the funniest thing possible And that because I can kind of do it Like on command, it's like a bit of a superpower Oh, that is cool I'll do the Drake meme

Dry heaving, dry humping You mean nice dry hump, why? Because we love a dry hump, wags. We love a dry hump Because let's be honest That's all we're gonna get Wait, how do we get into barfing? How did we get here?

How do we get into barfing? How do we get into barfing? And where do we go from here? Where do we go from barfing? Oh, we were talking about plastic. We were talking about plastic. She's a big barfers. She's a big barfers.

She's a big barfers. She looks plastic. Irma's a big barfher. Obama on. I've been listening to doughboys. Irma's a big barfair. Erma's a big barfurt. Those are Joe Biden's last words.

Why is it so funny to do him? He is a buddy. He was a very funny president. He's still alive. I'm saying he was a funny president. He was a funny president for a moment, even though it was a disaster in many ways. Two of the funniest presidents in recent memory. I mean, both not good in different ways.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think certainly one worse. You know which one. Yeah, I'll give you a hint. He's the color of this table. Yeah, let's get rid of this orange table, Wags. What do you say? Yeah, let's replace it with a white table.

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mitch uh sandy so here's well here's how this will work we each go around give in any additional comments we want to a closing argument if you will on this particular chain and they give it a score from zero to five forks however because it's soup month we have not been doing forks we have been doing something else uh thematic and uh something like like like with spoons for instance is an option but i'm trying to think of what we covered here we never done oyster crackers we could do oyster crackers you don't like you don't like i love oyster crackers okay let's do oyster crackers all right those dang things on their own really oh yeah i love them sandy your your thoughts your fork square the worst taste possible your square records are good they're good i remember when i was at my mom's house

and we got, like, she keeps oyster crackers for so long and they tasted like paint. Oh, man. Yeah. What, you like that? The older than they get, the dry as they get.

Sandy, your score from zero to five oyster crackers. Yeah. I can go first if you want me to. Yeah. Daikakuya Wags is, it's fantastic. It's a very well done ramen place.

I wish they had the same non-plasticy bowls as Silver Lake Raman. But what they're trying to do, and for me, one of the first places that I tried in Little Tokyo here in Los Angeles just blew my mind. Changed everything I knew about ramen.

There's quality ingredients. It's a little hole in the wall, the actual place downtown. I don't know if you've ever been Yikes. You have. Of course you've been. Well, I think we're going out on a good one because I can't go below. Um, five oyster crackers.

That was Obama reviewing it. Five oyster crackers. Perfect score. Sandy, do you want to go now? I mean, I would, I could even,

this is a type of place that I think it's so good. It could be like a six cracker club. Um, but, you know, I, I won't, I won't do that because it's a special occasion for that,

but I think it is that good. It's a little, it's hard for me to get up to, uh, you know, six crackers just because they don't have a, like a chicken broth. It would be nice if they offered that alternative for

people who don't eat pork. But all that said, it is, I've had the pork robin in the past. It is great. And it is a delicious vegan ramen, one of the best vegan romans I've ever had. Wow. This place is up there with, like, you know, the other L.A. shops, I think of like Sujita or Hokkaido Raman Satuka, which we reviewed previously on the podcast. Yeah.

There's a lot of, there's a lot of really good options. What's the place we almost went to, uh, Raman World or some shit? Afuri. Oh. I mean, I think it's maybe called Raman World and, like, the Japanese name. But Afuri is how it is, how it's the official name. Yeah, I've been to furry. Furry's very good.

Furry's a little bit more like a, I think a little bit more of a, like a dine-in, like there's like a bar and everything. It's got cocktails. It's a little bit more of an expansive venue than a typical strip-down ramen shop like daikokuya. But I think this place is fucking great. And I agree with you, Mitch.

So we're in the handholding club here, which is this is five oyster crackers. Say it in the president's voice. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. You have to do a different president, though. I do it for a different president? Mm-hmm. I did not have ramen with that woman, but I give it five oyster crackers.

I'm sorry. I followed orders. You did a great job. And you also have to do that, too, just so, you know. Different president. Different president. Will. Pretty good.

And I go ahead and be five-cookers. Wow. One of my worst trumps I've ever done. That was good. I thought you were doing Reagan. Some of the best Trump impressions. People assume it's Reagan. In a way, Trump is an impression of Reagan.

We'll be right back. Wow. All right, we're back. So you go five all the way. So Platinum Play Club. Platinum Bowl Club. Platinum Bowl Club. I was afraid to go first because I just wasn't sure.

Like, you know, even like with letterbox, it's like sometimes people, when they really like a movie, they'll only give it like three and a half stars. You know, I wasn't, I didn't totally know where you were, you know. I mean, we love it. If you're skimpy with the fives, if you kind of throw them out if you really like me. I don't think we're, we're there, the platinum plate club, even after a fucking decade of doing this podcast, is still a pretty, you know, small fraternity. There, there's not a lot of, of, of chains in there. So as far as us going five forks or whatever the equivalent measurement is, yeah, we're, we don't never hand it out, but we don't hand it out every day.

I'm in my head because I feel like I didn't do a good Trump impression. I thought it was funny. I thought it was like, you know, I didn't, I didn't play with the form. I didn't really do a good job. I just kind of like, and I didn't even fully go for it. Yeah. I liked it. I thought you nailed it.

And also, I made you do it. We're looking into it. We're looking into it. the five crackers. Is that better? That's, that's, that's, that's, that's something he says. It is something he said. We're looking into it, the five oyster crackers. Some are saying five crackers. The Reagan, if you said Reagan, I would have believed it was Reagan, too. Totally. I liked it. I can't do a Reagan impression because I don't really know anything

about the 80s politics. You know what I'm saying? Right. Oh, my, Reagan is just like, but how does he sound again? Nancy? Yeah. I don't know. I'm really, well, Nancy, stop, stop sucking off Bob. Hope. She's the blowjob queen of Hollywood. Of course. We're in that Genesis video again, Nancy. But no good Genesis turned us into puppets in their video. That's the only thing I

know about Ronald Reagan. Ask that what five crackers can do. We did a great job. We did a great job all around. S&L should be knocking down our doors. We'll see. And why aren't they? Yeah, why aren't they? I don't understand. Hey, it's time for a segment. I got some food-related jingles. And Mitch and Sandy

must determine which year they came out. It's another edition of Jingle All the Way, spelled W-H-E-Y, the rules of Jingle All the Way. The closest guess, without going over, wins a point. If you guess the year exactly, you get two points. That's the Art and Marine rule. If the game ends in a tie, the guest wins. That's the Mitch Kenner rule. If the second guesser can guess a movie from the first guesser's year correctly, they get a point.

Say that again? If the second guesser can guess a movie from the first guesser's year correctly, they get a point. That's the Murder Brian Rule. which you can invoke once per game. If you can also make the movie a food pun that doesn't have to be explained, you get an extra point. That's the Zach Cherry rule once per game.

This is insane to throw a hole on you. If you can name a character... That one was a pun if about based on what? Based on food, but don't worry. Don't worry. You don't have to memorize it. I want to do the Zach Cherry rule. You will be able to do it.

If you can name a character that an actor in the commercial played, you get a point. That's the Beck Bennett rule. You can also do that once per game. Wait, what was it? If you can name a character that an actor in the commercial played, you get a point. That's good. Or watching that.

Yeah. That's what the TV is about. We've got a pretty tech-heavy podcast here. That's the Beck Bennett rule, which you can do once per game. And today's theme is Campbell's Soup. These, as always, are compiled by the Drop King. And you also can make a rule. You can make a new rule if that comes up.

These are, as always, are compiled. Like Bill Maher, you can make a new rule. Hey! Compiled by the Drop King, Robert Persinger. Thank you, D.K. Thanks, D.K. First up, what kind of Campbell's kid are you? What kind of Campbell kid are you?

Speaking of Chuckie. This kid looks like a little chunky. What kind of Campbell kid are you? You can play with the size. You go around so low. So what kind of camel kid are you? We had a little red-headed kid there, a little red-headed scamp that was a mostly an animated commercial

that turned into live action at the tail end there. A cool world, you could say. Kind of a cool world, kind of a classic cool world or Roger Rabbit. I guess cool world is turning into an animated thing. It's the same principle. Sandy, do you want to go? Actually, Mitch, we'll have you go first for this one because you know the game.

And then we'll alternate. Mitch, what year did this ad come out? I'm going to say I was going to say 86, but I'm going to go 88. I'm going to go a couple years later. Wait, if I go over, does it fuck me? Is that what it is?

Yes, you can't go over. The closest guess without going over at the point. Fucking stupid rule. Oh, you can't keep track of all these rules? I was going to go higher if that helps. Oh, okay. Oh, that, no, I mean, look, that's nice of you to try to help me win, but like, I'm going to

to go 88. I'll stake it with 88. Mitch says 88. I'm feeling 90s due to the home decor and the animation style felt a little later to make it. Okay. I like that. So I'm going to say 90 maybe even later than what I'm thinking, but I'll just say 93. 93.

You both overshot it. No one gets a point. 1985. You can believe that. I mean, my baseline was going to be 86. So I wouldn't have won anyways. This is a stupid rule where if you are over you don't get the point. That's price as right rules. It's a classic rule. It's stupid. It doesn't make sense in this game. All right. Next up.

This one is called the manhandlers. Campbell's vegetable beef soup is one of the manhandlers. It's a meat and Potato soup, great for any hungry man. This has got some actor that we should know, too. The manhandles. John Hurley.

Love the narration there. I love the classic sort of title card, or just the titles on screen, I should say. Very handsome. Like friend of the show, John Early. Yeah, yes. So, Sandy, you'll go first. You'll guess what year did the manhandler's first air? I mean, it had a 70s vibe for sure.

But, I mean, I don't know. Last time I was so confident. I'm going to say 72. 72. That's exactly the year I was going to say. Wow. But instead. But what about Sandy's rule, which is that we can hold hands and say that we both agree?

Wow. And then we watch to see what the revealed is. I'm implementing Sandy's rule, 1972. We both agree. Because why fight? Yes. You both are going to get a single point because this actually came out in 1978. So you're tied.

So the Sandy Honeg rule. We both got a point. Yay! As were my hand sweaty? No. Okay. We're mine. No.

Sorry. Was I making you nervous? If you hold hands. I'm always nervous. And say your guess and say you agree. Then you can both have points. Then you can both. Because why fight?

Yeah. Because why fight, whags? Yeah. because Wi-Fi. That's nice. Yeah. I wonder if that guy was an actor. I don't know. I don't have...

I would guess he was based on he was in the commercial. Well, I guess it wasn't just like them secretly videotaping the man handler. It was like a man on the street type thing. I don't have that documented in here. So if it was a real, like an actor. A little red-headed fucker was an actor, too. Who knows? I mean, again, they were both actors.

But like, as far as, as far as. far as I think you mean like a name actor like someone notable. That I can say a character for. Yeah. Well, we'll see. We'll keep moving along. All right. Next up. This ad is soup is good food. Like, old old old. Soap is a harvest of noon.

You got it? The worst job interview and recorded history. What a gargoy. They said they'd call me this afternoon. Here, have something to eat. Oh, I couldn't. My stomach's and knots. Come on. It's Campbell's cream and mushroom soup. You can always eat soon.

You're saying this is a gay couple. This is lesbian. Whether it's on the nose, it's coded. See, now you look like you can handle it. Because she came in in a sick. That is a good point. That's the gay as commercial I've ever seen. Maybe this was, maybe this was early on.

But it could be outright said. Because lesbians like soup. This is something I didn't know, but now I will. That's like how when they first were marketing the Subaru. They didn't outright say like, this is like, lesbian car but they found out through like looking at their data that most like a big part of their um the people that bought superiors were lesbians so they started marketing towards them in kind of coded ways wow wow and wait and lesbians like soup is that also a thing um in my experience

yeah yeah i can't work to be at a restaurant and see two ladies eating soup and like wink at them what fuck is wrong with this guy lesbians love when men wink at them this time what year did soup as good food first air wags i think that came out that beautiful video came out and it's going to be weird because it's it's very close to the other date i'm going to go i feel like i want to say 1980 but i'm going to say 1982 the year i was born 1982 uh sandy your guess i'm going to say it's nineteen eighty four because what the who was going on there with two women in the kitchen um uh i would i'll say 19 84. I feel like it's a little, I feel like it's later than that because of the gay

messages. I feel like, because when was AIDS crisis? It's like they're not going to want to signal gay so early, you know? So maybe it's a little later in the 80s. Maybe it's kind of like an 80, 88. You got a point, you got a point secured no matter what, if it is late 80s. So 84 is a good guess. I'll say with 84, but know that I mean 88. We're trying, I mean, we're thinking Reagan politics. I was thinking, uh, well, there is no AIDS crisis. That's a big big thing of him just being a fucking complete piece of shit. Yeah. I'm back in that damn Genesis video.

What was that called? Land of land of uh... Oh, do you guys have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about? No. There was a Genesis video where he was in it in this, what was the monkey's name? This is a commercial? Land of confusion. Land of confusion. This was a commercial

for it? I said Land of confusion. Yeah. Wait, was this a commercial for it or was this a game itself? You don't remember the video? I don't remember this specifically. I don't No. I'm sure I've seen it. Ceteerical puppet shows? You don't remember? This was on the Sega Genesis? No, it wasn't on the sick.

Oh, no, Genesis the band. That's why I was so confused. I was thinking of a CD. I was thinking of a Sega CD game. For the Sega Genesis, I was like, was there some fucking motion graphics, FMB game? It was on MTV. I don't remember the band Genesis's music video. I don't remember this at all.

Oh, God, I feel older than you? Well, Mitch, I'll say this. your birth year paid off here because Soup is Good Food came out in 1982 on the dot you get two points Whoa Ding ding ding ding

ding ding ding And We were asking if there were actors In any of these There is in this one Did anyone recognize The movie star Can you play it again

I know we can't get a point Oh actually we could still No no no no Would you guys have felt That was lesbian coded If I didn't say that When you point it out I 100% agreed with you

I felt like from the moment She walked in the door in the suit. I did. I did not. I didn't notice. Yeah, because what else is it? Are they like sisters? Are they supposed to be roommates? I mean, it's kept ambiguous intentionally. Can I say this before? And there's one more mask, one more of them. Yes. I, by the way, I'm going to guess who the movie star is. Michelle Pfeiffer before we replay it. But can you play, can you replay the video? Yeah. No, I'm not Michelle Pfeiffer.

Wait, you got it? It was the worst job in turn around again. What a gargoyle. They said they'd call me this afternoon. Here, have something to eat. Oh, I couldn't. My stomachs are not Meg Ryan, is it? Sandy, it is Meg Ryan. You got a point. Actually, you don't get a point for that, but if you can name a character that the actor and the commercial play, you do get a point.

You'll get a point for Sally. I was just at Cats' Deli in New York. I should have gotten that. Damn it. And also, you know what? Kind of, I love Cats' Deli. I still think it's the best in the world, but my Pistram is a little tough this rounding. A little tough.

It's tough times. Another part of the rule is if you can make... Wait, does that count for a pun? What's that? No, if you, if you, no, but... No, no. It doesn't. No, it doesn't. Not even at all, no.

That's... But if you can get some movie from the first guessers year correctly, they get a point. That is right. So, you know, 1988. 1984 movie. And if you can make movie guess a food pun, you get an extra point. Make what get a what? If you can make a movie, if you can guess a movie from the first guesser's year correctly.

So if we guess a movie from 1982, you get a point. And you get an extra point. If you can make the movie get a word. a food pun that doesn't have to be explained. Movie guess a food pun. If you can make a food pun out of the movie's title. Got it, got it, got it, got it. I was getting confused.

No, that's pretty straightforward. Make a movie guess a food pun. Say I guess 1975, you could say, I know a movie from that year. Jaws is from 1975. I'm not really paying attention to the movie years. I know, this is like deep bullshit. Got it. And then if you said Maws, like, you know, like a Jock, I mean, like a Maws.

Yeah. Got it. I mean, what is in the different, what's another Jaws, food pun, I guess? Food Jaws. Food Jaws, we get you a point. And you don't have to explain it. So whatever it is, like, people can just be like, it just counts. So you get two points for that.

You get two points for that. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, you don't have one for a 1980s. You just get one point for now. I see two movies are, I don't, I can't, I can't name it. It's three to two, Mitch. We have one more, I believe.

This is, I'm a hot tomato. Two more, I think. We have two more. Two more. Let's do it. I only have one more. I'm overshooting it kind of every time. Oh, that's not in the email out here that I pulled from, so I don't have it.

Yeah, I only have four. Let's do both of them. This is fun. Well, we don't have it pulled, right? Yeah, I don't have it pulled, so we'll just do four. Yeah, we'll just do four. Aw. I don't want to see it.

I'll watch it out. I can try and pull it up, but usually the year is spoiled by the YouTube, so it has to be ripped and re-labeled. But we can try it. But first, here's a, I am a hot tomato. I am a hot tomato. When you dip into Campbell's tomato soup, you're mouth to go on a wild-like. This is later. This is much.

We got some CG in here. And the song. This commercial rocks. No, I'm not potato. A little bit sweet. A little bit not. I'm tomato soup. And you know I'm hot.

When you dress me up, I'm mighty tasty. This also seems like an Aguilera kind of rip off. Oh, sure. It's in that world. And the animation was a little worse. The animation was worse. It seemed like like when you got a new. Mac, like the animation that would play when you

turned on your new Mac. Who went first last time? Me. Okay, so Mitch, you're going first of this one. I don't remember. I don't remember. Maybe I didn't. No, I didn't. Oh, yeah, you're not doing very well at this, but You're doing great. You're doing great. Thank you so much. I had so much fun watching the last one. I forgot that we were recording a podcast. I thought we were just kind of having fun. We are having fun. You're right.

So it was later for sure. And I'm wanting to say 90s. Yes, I think it's 90s for sure. Let's say 93. 93. I think it might be earlier, but... 19903. Okay. What do you think, Mitch?

I guess I'm really into going over. I'm not playing it safe. 1993, I'm trying to think a movie that came out in... I know a movie that came out in 1993. Oh, my God, or is it 1994? Is it 1984? Because of how crazy that one was. It could be.

Honestly, it could be. What with this mixed up? I'm going to say this is later. I think this is like, I think it's 1997, but I'm going to go 1996. But I'm also going to say, um, hold on. What do you, what are we holding up on? Food pun loading. Food pun loading.

Uh, Jurassic pork. Pork. Your guess is Jurassic. Park, which I changed to Jurassic pork. I am just verifying. It was 1993. So Mitch, you get two points here. Two points.

It's five to three. And what was your year? What year did you guess? I guess 1996. So you get an additional point. So Mitch is going to win here. Was it 1997? I could still turn it around.

No, this is 2005. Oh, my God. The year of graduated college. I felt like it was way later, but I, got a freak because I've been going so over. Yeah, that's a big part of it, it being kind of like Aguilera, like Mitch was saying, yeah, for sure.

2005. That's what timestamps said. There was one more. Do you want to do it? Yeah, because I think I could turn it around. We could up the stakes here, too. I won't look at the YouTube. No, it's okay.

It doesn't spoil the year. All right, great. The first comment is like, I can't believe 1997 was like. Whoa. He's got a great new soon. Like he said. This rules

A teddy bone full of fun Fun and make your mouth happy beer The baby favorite one Very cool This is a lot of Teddy bear soup This reminds me a lot of DJ scat-cat cap who was in the two steps forward, two steps back song with,

was it Paula Abdul? Yes. So I, because like, you know, it could be doing, it's like a later commercial that's doing a retro thing. Well,

here's also true. Here's the thing. I don't have the info on this one from Drop King. So if someone else will have to administer the year here. Do you want to make guesses? Yes. I think that let's watch that one next. Yeah,

we got to watch the SNL 50 video. Yeah. Okay, we'll watch that one. Actually, you know what? Just load up land of confusion, if you wouldn't mind.

just to just and we don't have to play the music but we should just show the video let's let's start with let's start with it with getting the guesses here so um uh sandy you my first last time Mitch that's your guess I'm trying not to go over I think this is 1993 which is what you guessed last time because I think it's right around then but I think it's a little later in 90s I don't want to go too much later on I think I'm just going go 1990. 1990. Which is the year

of one of my favorite movies just as a aunt. Sandy. So you could guess my favorite movie with a food pun. I like gangstapixious. I don't know

really a lot of movies at all. I feel like it was earlier maybe. But also a lot of them were 80s, so now I don't know. But I feel like it was. was earlier. Yeah. I'm going to say 88.

88 is a great guess. What year was it? It was 1990. Wow. Mitch gets an additional two points. Wait, what did you guess? 1990. And what was your favorite movie?

Good fellas. Food fellas. Fabulous. Fabulous. Yeah, I haven't seen most movies. Mitch takes it. I've gotten good at this game. I will say that.

Have you? What's your record? I don't know if you've gotten good at this game. I'm pretty good at the game. Okay. This is the land of confit. Fusion. Makes sense.

I'm freaking confused. Yeah, so for our... I've seen this for some reason. I mean, what is this? For a mothiered audio listeners who are not, this is like, it's like a Ronald Reagan puppet. They're going to be really mothier because we're not even playing the music. Yeah, but I'm just like, I'm just saying if you're not,

if you're not viewing it, then then it's got the Genesis, the band, which had Phil Collins. They're all presented as puppets. and there was also a chimp in the bed with the president and the first lady some searing political commentary there so there you go. Reagan is kind of the main you know like he comes back in this

yeah he comes back and then all the members of Genesis that looked kind of freaky movie to see I mean freaky freaky movie it was a freaky music video I don't think I've ever seen this but how about that? And they're detached as you never seen this

I don't remember this one It's like such as weird without the music like just watching it silent I mean this is a staple from the MTV and the 80s I don't remember this one. Wow. Hey, just that was jingle all the way, spelled W.H.E. Y.

Shout out again to the Drop King for compiling these. Just like a restaurant, very feedback. Let's over the feedback. Emma, we put a DJ scat cat on it in silence in the background now. Do we have to keep watching fucking shit? Let's just show a little DJs. You just like being distracted and not doing the podcast. Yeah, it's better than the podcast.

I mean, is there anything more fun than watching YouTube? Because Amelia and I had, I think Amelia hadn't seen it or we, someone hadn't seen it. DJ Scack Cat? Yeah, we watched that already. Okay. We don't have to put it up. Boggs is pissed up. Today's email, you can put it up. Today's email is from Fort Lauderdale Dave

on the Doe Score at FLD writes, Hi, Doe Boys and Deas, I had a hidea the other day, okay. What food would make the best bed? What tasty goods would be the best to sleep on? I would choose avocado, it would be a little wet, but it would smush into it and make a form fitting sleep spot. P.S. Mitch,

come down to Fort Lauderdale, and I will take you to the historic Mai Chi for a teaky drink. How fun is that? I love that. Yeah. Avocado was the pitch. I have a pitch. I went to Paradise Lost in New York City. great, right after McSorley's. Avocado is... Mixorily is rice on the ground.

That's true. We got the rice on the ground, folks. Didn't let women in until like the 80s or something. It was a very, an old, an old school bar. I'll call it old school. That's the place which was like dark beer, light beer, right? Yes, yeah, yeah.

Those are the only two options. I gotta say, the video is good. Yeah, we're watching again for our Mothiered audio listeners. This is a, you're not seeing what we're seeing, but it is an animated cat and then live action dancers and there's a few different cats It is a nice piece of animation

It's a great piece of animation It's a great year is this This is like 1990 maybe I mean like it is that sort of thing Where I'm like This is well done Fuck those cats are hot Yeah they're fucking gorgeous

Yeah 1989 Beautiful Opposites a trash Anyway This is fucking good shit What the fuck has happened? I don't know shit Everything's gotten worse

There used to be more craft. Yeah. I mean, it's just, you see Roger Rabb, who framed Roger Rabbit,

and you're like, we'll never make something as good as who frames Roger Rabbit again? It sucks. It sucks. It's a bummer.

Why not? There's still some really good work going on out there. Sure. Yeah. Tom. I don't know.

Watch, you know, watch like your name. That came out just a few years ago. It's an incredible piece of animation. I want to watch your name. You would love your name. Your name's an incredible movie. I will watch.

I want to watch the cat. Kof Shinkai. Oh, Flo, too. I got to see flow. When people say, have you seen the flow movie? I really thought they were talking about progressive flow movies. Can we kill MC Scat Cat? It's too distracting to you.

It's too distracting. It's what I was saying. The hot cats are getting you distracted. Here's what I was going to say. Avocado was a pitch for Best Bed. I think this is thematically. You just said a good answer. No.

I was thinking. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me finish my thought. Thematically on point for today, not just bread, but a bread. but a bread bowl.

Give yourself a nice little bread coffin you can sleep into and pull that bread lid over yourself and get some shut-eye. That's really nice. This sounds like Peter Pumpkin Eater bullshit. Which honestly, inside a pumpkin pretty moist.

I guess you get a little bit wet, but also it wouldn't be bad. No. Here's mine. As long as you're not tiny and they wouldn't get you eaten or it wouldn't attract like bugs in any ways, marshmallow.

Marshmallow is pretty good. I was thinking marshmallow as well. I was thinking marshmallow or bread. Yeah. But I could think of something. Do you think a... But jello, like a jello mold? A jello would be pretty good.

I mean, also just like... No, because the shape's not right. It would have to be like a flat... I was thinking muffin, but it would have to be like flat on top. Muffin be pretty good. Muffin could be nice. So you can't, you don't want to sink through any of this. So it's that sort of thing of like...

Are you very tiny on the jello? Because if not, you'd fall through the jello. Right. No, it's huge. It's fucking huge. Like, imagine like a slice of brioche. Brioche is nice. But it's just huge.

It's fucking big, yeah. If you were an ant size, you could walk on Jello. Even if Jello's big, you're not going to be able to walk on it. You walk on Jillo, if you were Jesus, maybe. That's true. Yeah, Jello Jesus, you could walk on it, but you can't walk on it any other way. It is strengthened in proportion to its enlarge size. You're not thinking physics, my man.

No, that's how the physics works in the scenario. It's a big enough physics. my man. So you've been downsized. You've been downsized. There we go. Now we're talking.

But now this brings animals into it as well. You don't have to worry about the animals. Okay, you're in downsizing area. You're in a downsizing area. You're in a down, you're in a,

you're in a, uh, fucking tranquil area. You're in a sanctuary. It is a safe space. It is completely sanitary. There is no way that anyone can get any animals or bugs can get in. It is just you and your food stuff.

So you can get a restful night's sleep. What food stuff are you paying? You got the downsized. cK book it's not even stuck together you got an unstuffed one do you think the downsizers made bugs small too just to for people to be like used to bugs? That's kind of fun but they're

not in here so you don't worry about that yeah then jello is not a bad answer it's also cool jello's cool so you're like I'm feeling but it would melt eventually that I guess that would be your issue what's that stinky sticky sticky bed yeah mine's going to be sticky no matter what all right let's end the show

I mean the episode or the podcast itself. Let's just that. I'm down for both. If you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurants. We're not going to have an answer at all. Did you have an answer? Well, I said brioche, but... I like brioch is good.

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Sandy thanks so much for being here Thank you for having me You're so funny Thank you for doing the show What a good Yay I'm glad I had fun I hope I wasn't too low energy

You were great Are you kidding? I drank a CBD soda before I came And my vibe just Totally changed Hey maybe we'll do a little bonus segment where you drink a different soda

Even though it is 8 p.m. But I do want to drink it We all want to drink it Sandy, do you have anything you like to plug? Well, three busy, Deborah is still for now, is on HBO Max, and you can watch that. Check it out. And, yeah, I just directed Caleb Heron special, which is also on HBO Max. Very cool.

One of the good streamers, HBO Max. We like the, we like the, one of the HBO Max. One of the good ones. One of the good ones to watch. The one to watch. The one to watch. And that one. Those are the two, the two to watch.

And, of course, don't forget about Netflix. To doom? That'll do it for this episode of To Beaux Boys. Until next time for the Spood by Mike Mitchell. I'm Tiger Wiger. Happy eating. See ya. Bye. That was a HeadGum podcast. What's going on? It's Lamarne Morris. And Hannah Simone.

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