Doughboys - Crock-Dough-Burn-Pho-Est: Le Pain Quotidien 2 with Christine Nangle

Episode Date: October 9, 2025

Christine Nangle (@nanglish, The Simpsons) joins the 'boys to talk The Simpsons writer's room eats, food service jobs, and an upcoming Phillie Phanatic documentary before diving into a review of Le Pain Quotidien. Plus another edition of Pie in this Guy. Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSources for this week's intro:https://www.encyclopedia.com/education/news-wires-white-papers-and-books/scott-stuart-1965https://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/05/sports/stuart-scott-espn-sportscaster-is-dead-at-49.htmlhttps://www.etymonline.com/word/boo-yahttps://europe.stripes.com/lifestyle/booyah-from-belgium-to-wisconsin.htmlhttps://whatscookingamerica.net/soup/chickenbooyah.htmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgum podcast. Want to watch this episode? Check it out on our YouTube channel by going to YouTube.com slash doboys media. Hey, buddy, the dough boys are coming to New York Comic-Con. That's right. We're going to be at the Javit Center on Friday, October 10th at 3.45 p.m. Eastern for a panel with a signing immediately afterwards. How cool is that?

That's right, Wags. New York City, here we come. The Big Apple. The city of dreams. The city that never sleeps. The Big Apple. Wise, there hasn't been a con this big since 2020. Don't get me started.

We are also going to be at Forbidden Planet on Saturday, October 11th at 4 p.m. Eastern for a signing. So come to the Javit Center on Friday. Come to Forbidden Planet on Saturday. We'd love to meet y'all. We'd love to have you come out. It's Doc is just going to be me and Mitch, although it is going to be me and Mitch in person. We're going to be there in person.

Will Jemmy be there? We don't know. Maybe she's not coming. I don't think Jimmy's coming. Jimmy, you're not going to come? Scheduled to appear, Jemmy. How about that? Is that where, can we get away with that weekly?

We'll lie about it. Here with an asterisk. Scheduled to appear. But Mitch and I will be there as well, our writer, Alex Fierer, our artist, Fred C. Stressing, our colorist, Meg Casey. That's right, so we'll get to talk to all of them on the panel. And please, we'd love to see you all.

So please come on out to New York City Comic Wags for our panel, we're going to be talking about the making of the comic and have some convention exclusives, including a print by Roger Landridge and a doughboy's tote bag. A Muppets inspired print that is so, so cool by the original artist and then the tote bag is awesome too. So, yeah, that's all stuff you can get at the Javitt Center. So, yeah, October 10th at the Javitt Center. That's Friday and October 11th at Forbidden Planet. That's the Saturday. We'll see you there.

Wow. Booyah! If you've watched American sports since the 90s, you've probably heard booyah invoked to emphasize a particularly sensational play, for instance, a nasty dunk. Booyah was an innovation of the late great Stuart Scott, an ESPN Sports Center anchor who popularized the seemingly nonsense word, among other notable catchphrases, which included, as cool as the other side of the pillow and just call him butter because he's on a roll. But prior to Scott introducing Buya into the sports lexicon, the word had history in the American Midwest, where, perhaps only coincidentally, the influential sportscaster was born. In the mid-19th century, Belgian immigrants arrived in Wisconsin and brought with them a chicken stew that was given the name Buya.

While the exact etymology is unknown, speculation is it either came from the French word Buyon or the Walloon word Buyu, Walloon, a dying language that was more widely spoken by the working class in some regions of Belgium in previous centuries. 150 years later, in 1997, a Belgian chain restaurant founded in the capital of Brussels made its way stateside, its French language name translating as the Daily Bread. And while Buya is not on the menu, it does boast an array of soups to complement its wheat-centric offerings eaten in store at its signature communal table. With our focus just on hot liquid calories, will the Daily Bread's daily soups make us say

boo-ya or boo-na. This week on Do-Boys, we continue Crocdough-Burn-Fa-S-2020, a supersized month of bisques, broths, stews, and stocks, and crocs with the soups of La Paine Cotidian. Welcome to Do Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Tiger Weiger along with my co-host. Obie wanton Cadobie, the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. What? Obi-Wantan-Cadobie. Wantons, okay.

The Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. Like, Codoba? No, it's not, I guess it could be Obi-Wontan Cudoba, but no, it's Cedobie. Like, like, like, dough. C-Dobie. Canobi, but a dough. All right. You understand Cadoboby.

seeming strange. I agree. I think it's maybe gilding the lily. I think to Obi-Wan-Ton-Kinobi would probably be enough. Or Obi-Wan-Cadobie. We might be able...

But just trying to do both. It's, you know, it's a hat on that. But... I don't like it. No, that's fine. Alts. Obi-Wantan-Kalachi. Okay.

Obie-Wantan-Kahogie. You know I like that one. That's... The hoagy one is the better one. The roast are dead. Long-lived the roast Ben. Rosed at Burflock. I thought I was saying one ton.

and I was like, that's meaner, I guess. That would be mean. One ton would be mean, and inaccurate. You're looking pretty slender these days. Hey, thank you, Wags. More like a wonton. I am more like a wonton. Do I weigh closer to a wanton or a ton? I mean, a one ton is.

A 1,000 pounds. Is that what it is? Yeah, a ton is a 2,000 pounds. 2,000 pounds. So definitely you're closer to a wonton, a single wanton, which is just probably a few ounces. It's actually 2,205 pounds. And how much is the wonton weigh? Like 80 or 90 pounds, I think.

Yeah, that sounds perfect. Let's see. Awantan weighs. Goulai says 19 grams. Okay, so I'm probably closer to that. I think so. So like four or five loads? Sorry.

Four or five load? Not for me, baby. Crocdo burn, Fah, Fah, S. 2025 continue. here in week two of our super month. I want to address something. People have been asking us about the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Yes, right. And I just wanted to say, I want to just address this now. We are on the wait list. If anyone drops out, we are going. We are ready. We're on deck.

We've agreed to it. So if any of the acts can't make it. We're going to be in the podcast tent. So if the, you know, two bears, one cave cancel, we'll go right in there. Yes.

We have a flight. We're flying. Our flight is booked. United 94. Yeah. To, I think there's a layover in D.C. or New York. We have a connection in a field in Pennsylvania. In Pennsylvania.

Yeah. So we'll see how that goes. But yeah, we're flying United 94 over there. It should be a lot of fun. Really, I hope it happens. You know, fingers crossed. Yeah. Because it is a big payday.

Mathematically is United 94. Is that the sequel? Or would it be like a United 186? Is that the better? what's the what's the better comedy math i think 94 got the point across yeah yeah uh anyway we're excited we're very excited the the payout makes our patreon look like a pittance so we're we're definitely you know hoping this comes through yeah we're gonna make a uh 15 grand uh yeah we're very it's gonna be great but whatever food there you

judge has to be five forks or else we're giving it 100% giving it 5 forks yeah yeah yeah oh 100 MBS will be our guests. It'll be very exciting. Yeah. I've a lot to talk about. It was good to clear. It's just good to clear that. Yeah.

So, yeah, stay tuned. Stay tuned. Should be really exciting. Yeah. We requested. We requested specifically one of us to be dismembered and dissolved in a barrel of acid. We just don't know who it is. But they did ask for the extra large bin.

Yeah, they asked for a big one. So it could be either. Wags, I've had a rough weekend. Yeah. I've, uh, I had food poisoning. Dealing with the rumblies. From a place that I get, I shouldn't, should I out the place? I don't know, I mean, because, you can believe it, but also it's like, do you have,

you know what's funny is I can just say that beyond circumstantial evidence that we bleep this place before. Yeah. Yeah. We, I don't know. To bleep yourself. Now you have to bleep yourself. You outed them before, that's why I said that. Yes, I did out them before, but I got very bad food poisoning.

The same place did give me diarrhea recently. Wait a minute. I think someone from work got food poisoning from then on Friday. Or Thursday, on Thursday. Well, guess what? That is the exact same day that I ate my meal from there. Yeah. I think maybe you should call them.

Which one? Which one? I think the Sunset Boulevard. Is that the one that we would have gone to? I don't know. Probably not. Probably not, but still. I mean, that maybe there was an issue with...

There might be something in their supply chain. They might have some bad spinach or something. Who fucking knows. Well, we're giving more clues as to who it is. Any place could have spinach, Mitch. That's true. Bad paper towels. Well, that's a huge clue.

Only if you know the past doughboys can in it. What's these freaks do? Let me tell you, I could have... It would have helped if I ate a paper towel. Hopeed you had a paper towel on deck. Yeah, sopped up some of that Let's just say it was It was

It was quite liquid, I guess You could say It was very, it was Out of your butt or your mouth? Just butt, I was very, I went in for A wardrobe fitting on the Warner Brothers lot And by the way, great question Emma. You know, food poison.

Yeah, you gotta know. Because I take the GLP, I take a GLP1 drug I take Zepound And I woke up and I was like, I feel kind of nauseous but I was like, and it was like just a couple days after I took my shot. So I was like, sometimes that can happen and you don't feel great. And then I took a shower and I was like, oh, man, I feel like really nauseous.

And I laid down. And then I went to Warner Brothers to get a wardrobe fitting. And I almost fainted in the wardrobe fitting. And that's when I knew it was something bad. And then I went home and the. Did they keep fitting you while you were pooping? I was not, I was not pooping in there. You know what?

And this is so, because we've talked about this before. as people, I'd be like, I drink like a Coke to settle my stomach. And people online are like, dude, that's, whatever. And she got me, she got me an ice cold coke and it like changed my life. Did you request it? I was like, can I get, like, can I get a soda or something? Because I thought my blood sugar was maybe low. And she got me a Coke and it was like a game.

Like, it got me out of there without shitting my pants or throwing up, basically. And then, uh, I, you hopped right to it playing live action, Yosemite Sam. You know I play Porky Pig. He's being nice to me. Wait, I don't get it. For Warner Brothers. You're going to play Porky Pig? No, he's being an asshole.

Oh, okay. I don't say Porky Pig. I don't know. I don't listen to this show. Well, we're still unfunny, and we still don't make much sense. But I know there's a great bit about eating paper towels that I've missed. No, no, this is new. This is new.

It was for, we'll bleep this. It was for the... Oh, wow. Awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. We'll bleep that. But I almost fainted that I went home and then the soup was on after that,

because I was, sorry, I was a, soup was out. Your birthday was yesterday and your theme for your party this Friday, which freaks can't go to because it will be over, is peptobismal, which it was IBS. It's IBS. There will be pepto shots. There will be a bowl of tombs. um everyone is encouraged to wear brown and come with the tummy come with a stomach ache wow i'll be i'll be ahead of the game but i think that it lasted for a good i was nervous because it lasted for like four or five or this this is the fit this would be five days and yesterday i had it

and i email my doctor and he was like it can be four or five days it can just that is what can happen so i had a bad a bad run of it wikes but i doing all right we're back here and we got well Am I hit him with a drop I was about to announce our guest I heard the fucking craziest story I'm trying to remember

where I heard this when you took a shit that you had to shit into toilet and then put that That's so I don't remember

if this was a podcast or a TV show Did you see this interview? Wait yes he wraps his hand in toilet paper and he He hovers over his hand over the toilet bowl

Every time he shifts. Yeah, and then guides it into the bowl. They're on another podcast. I could not turn into my hand and wrap it up like a mummy and have it flood. You know what? I feel like it was on Doe Boys. Oh, you know it was. Wow, was that, was that Freedom?

Yes. We love the Freedom crew. And that was that, your story was about the turd getting wrapped? No, this was a story. from another podcast or another that we were relaying secondhand because someone had heard it. Oh, that the podcaster?

He, he... It was the guy who found out on a podcast. He found out on a podcast that you're not supposed to catch your shit and guide it into the bowl. How was this not one of our listeners? It sounds like, yeah, possibly could be. Are you all right over there? Just kind of the dregs of content creation

is that we're relaying something that was on a different podcast on our podcast. And then another podcast is remembering us. A better podcast is talking about it. Is talking about it. Hey, folks, it's been a while

since I've submitted a drop, but I always love a good three-dom dough voice crossover. So here you go. How about that? Cheers to the whole Doe fan for another great pod year. Barry.

Hey, speaking of Ben. Barry Lamb. It's been a while. Oh, was Barry? It's Barry Lambe. Oh, Barry Lambe. Oh, Barry from the dose. We love Barry.

Mitch, Mitch, I do. I know you're trying to get to get to our guests, and I do want to get to our guests, but we have an announcement we do want to put out there, a thing we want to remind people of, because it is tomorrow where we're going to be at New York Comic-Con. That's right. As of this episode's released,

we're already going to be in NYC, and we'll be at the Javitt Center on Friday, October 10th, at 3.45 p.m. Eastern for a panel with a signing immediately afterwards. It'll be me and Mitch, in-person, IRL, in the Big Apple, along with our comics writer Alex Fear, artist, Fred C. Stressing, and colorist and Meg Casey. Plus, we'll have some

convention exclusives, including a print by Roger Langridge, and a tote bag. So come on out to that. See us at the Javit Center. And yeah, yeah, hopefully we get a chance to... Tomorrow. We're doing a signing there too as well, right? At Forbidden Planet? No, are we doing a signing at the Javit Center? Yes, directly after the panel.

Yeah. 345 to 445, and then there's a signing directly after. And then speaking of signings... And also, can I just say this quickly? We will signed titties and hogs. But not asses, though. No asses. That's our red line. No asses.

Our listeners asses stink. We can't have them pulling those things out. We will also, speaking of signings, be doing a signing of our comics with New York City's Forbidden Planet, the legendary comic shop at 4 p.m. Eastern on Saturday, October 11th. We want people to come out, right?

All right, well, I can say the bleep I guess. But yes, let me just get the details out clean. At Forbidden Planet, 4 p.m. Eastern, on Saturday, October 11th, so come on out to that as well. We'd love to meet y'all. I was singing, it's been a while because of our guests. That's what I was getting into.

And I just am watching our guest just be, I think just listening to our bullshit and questioning why she's here. We'll get into it because it has been a while. But Nangangang, Rejoice, returning to the show, a writer for the Simpsons, our dear friend Christine Nangle. Hi, Nangle. Thanks so much for being here. My pleasure.

I'm sorry I spoke during the opening banner. I forgot. I wasn't supposed to do that. Please, if anyone can, it's you. Oh, that's nice. Yes, you have the, you get the dough boys pass. There's some guess you could not speak during, uh. The way that you introduced the drop sounded like it was specifically like me related.

And then it was what it was. And I was like, what happened? Oh, no, that was not, that was not related to you at all. I apologize. Yes, that was that we always just do, because I forgot that I have to do the drop before I announce you're here. Yeah. Nangle for a regular on the podcast, but it's been a little bit since you've been in, you've been on the podcast and certainly since you've been in studio. It has not happened since the pandemic. We're very very happy that that you're here. Unfortunately, as we have relayed to you and Mitch and I aren't happy about it either. We are on camera now. Yeah. As such, as it sucks. It's a bummer. But as such, you requested a dough boy's hat for the record. Yes. You're not wearing the dough boy's hat. No, you didn't give me one. Well, I, well, I offered you a hat, but you said the color was hitting. It was ugly. It was like the color of a pancake. Yeah.

Yes. It is the color. That is our mustard colored hat, which I do like. But yes, we also have our Five Forks hat of people want in a different color. That's the one I wanted. But you're wearing a Phillies hat. Yes. We offer that pancake hat to match what a lot of our listeners are eating while they're wearing it.

So, yeah, we appell the five fork hat is the one you were after. That's the one I wanted. We'll get you on. The one that Jamel has. Yes. Yes. And Selman. And Selman.

My boss. Jamelman and Selman. Yes, I'm wearing Philly's hat, and it is signed by Dave Raymond, who would be... Wow. You don't know who that is. Well, I'll get gone. Just because I already told you. Yes.

Okay. Philly's legend, Dave Raymond, who was the original Philly fanatic. Wow. And I just did this, like, the coolest thing where I got interviewed as part of a documentary. about the Philly fanatic. Wow. Oh, my God. It's a legit documentary with, like, all the great Phillies, and Tyler kept the guy that was making it, wanted to have, like, a comedian's perspective on, on, like, why he's so

funny that he's just, like, the best ever showed up for him. And so he interviewed me. I was sitting at Frank's desk with my co-worker John Frank. He's got all this, like, Simpson stuff, so it looked like my desk. And it was really not what my office looks like. Shout to John Frank. Love John Frank. I was like sitting at a sasker.

I was like, does it look like I have an Asian wife and three children? Because I don't. They set it all up before I sat down. But yeah, then I got to like talk about that. And then they're like, we're also trying to, because I'm from Philadelphia.

People know. It's the only thing about me that is that exists. But they were like, oh, we're also trying to get Tina Faye. I was like, oh, yeah, poor man's Christine Engel. Sure. Yeah. She says, yes. But it was like the coolest, weirdest thing to be asked to do.

So that was cool. That's awesome. And I got to meet Dave Raymond, who is the original fanatic. Wow. That rules. Yeah. As a, yeah. Sometimes they say never meet your heroes, but in this scenario, it seems like it worked out great.

It did. I was hoping to meet the actual fanatic, but I think I probably would have, like, passed out. I met Brady. I met Tom Brady. Oh. at um you know i mean it was great i caught a pass from him this is an i mean i've said this on the podcast before right i caught a pass from him yeah but earlier on in the thing you don't want a toilet favor brady knows that shit goes in the toilet yeah right um but i like

i also had him sign my like i was like can you sign my like belly or something and then i remember i lift up my shirt i think i've said this on here you have what do you want no it's i'm just saying it's fine yes you think you have but yes you have it's fine and he was like oh I can smell it referring to my belly button and I was like I think my belly button smelled at the at the time and uh I remember just being like this guy is like around like 300 pound linemen all the time and then I am a guy who like this guy who I look up to the most I'm the guy who made him be like oh I can smell you and made me feel very I made me feel very low on the tone of ball you think you were going to laugh at that or did you like what no I you know I

I think, I think his, you know, I think the order of business was to, like, I was being, like, I was supposed to be being annoying. But he liked, I, wager noses. I caught a pass from him and then I put the ball on the ground and I pretended to have sex with it. And then he loved me from there on that. Was this for a commercial or something? It was for like a behind the scenes from your died. Just like ran into him at a restaurant. Oh, no, no.

Oh, yeah. It was a video. It was a video. It was a video. It was a video. You think that like, what I just lifted my shirt up? He sounds like a bad guy. We don't like him.

Oh, no, I love him. No, no, he don't. I caught the ball, and then I humped the ball, and then he was like, which is a very funny comedy thing to do, of course. Yeah, that's very funny, yeah. And then he was like, me. She, like, loved me after that. And he signed a jersey for me.

He was very, very nice. Hold on. I need to take breakfast. Just because Brady? I think I was going to step away. Just because of Tom Brady. Yeah, I think she maybe was a little affected by some of the stuff you were saying. But, you know, hey, speaking of meeting your heroes, you

can meet your heroes the doughboys at the Javit Center on Friday, October 10th at 3.45 p.m. and at Forbidden Planet at 4 p.m. Eastern on Saturday, October 11. So how about that? And hey, don't kill us. Don't kill us. Please don't kill us. You can kill us. Wow, Ningle has returned with a change of wardrobe for audio listeners now wearing the birds, a Philadelphia Eagles hoodie, Go Birds. Go Birds. Boo. Right, folks? I had to put on eyeliner to be on a podcast. I had to put on makeup to be on a podcast.

And I think that the new way of doing things sucks. Look, I might as well bring the change of clothes. We're going to have to work next year, too, for Gothtober. My favorite thing about podcasting for the longest time is that you could just, like, look like whatever. And then now that, like, you're making a fucking TV show. What are you supposed to do? And you don't have to look, like, interested in everything that's being said. That's a whole thing.

Yeah, we noticed that. When I'm listening to you guys, I'm like trying to figure out, like, I don't know. Pretend like you're engaged. I totally get that. Yeah, I know it's unfortunate. You are wearing the Eagles hoodie as a Philadelphia. Do you have thoughts on the Eagles season as the NFL? Undefeated season so far.

The NFL season is in full, full mast. Yeah, they're undefeated. I didn't, I was trying for it was like, what of the thing. Full swing is what I was trying to say. I said full mask. Full swing. I didn't mean to say full mass. The flags are all the way to the top.

Yeah, it's just, it's fun to watch. I don't know. I don't have such like mixed moral feelings about watching football, you know? Sure. But this is why you're saying. I have some of that too.

Yeah, I get I, but it feels like the guys now have these, these big fucking helmets. Like they have like the, you know, like the astrodome on their head. Yeah. So like I don't know if that,

that does anything, but. I don't know. They're trying. They're trying to make. it's safer in a way. I mean, look, it's a complicated sport in many ways, and people do have long-term effects from it. But wrestling, your other favorite sport also has those issues, too. Ultimately, everything's fucking bad. You just got to choose where you're going to draw your own personal lines. But yeah, I mean, like, I don't know. I never like a chair shot to the head in

wrestling. And they thankfully mostly phase that out. Yeah, bring them back. And they only allow those in the playoffs in football. They're not most more likely to happen. But it's, yeah, it's fun to watch. And I feel like it's a fun for me as someone, like, you know, hasn't lived in my hometown since I graduated college. Like, it's a fun way to connect and kind of like have a thing they're root for. Technically me either. I haven't lived in my hometown.

Yeah, like I've lived out of Philly longer than I lived there at this point. Yeah. Which is crazy because I'm 27. Yeah. But it's like a thing that my family will text each other about. I just ordered, you know, like sometimes I feel like it's a thing with like, the stereotype with like women is like, oh, there's this expensive pair of shoes and you just keep looking at it online like every day or a bag, like a handbag or something.

I look every day for the past like two weeks at a seven foot blow up Philly Fanatic for my front lawn and I finally bought it. Are you going to put that up for Halloween or? Well, it'll always, the thing that made me finally buy it was I was like, oh, I can, this is like a thing I could use every year, and I could also, like, use it for pranking. That's also true. But, yeah, because it always coincides with Halloween and, like, the playoffs and stuff. Yeah, the playoffs. Yeah. So, yeah. So that hasn't arrived yet, but I'm excited.

Wow. Yeah. I got a Jaws toy today. What did you get? I got a, do you want me to get it? Yeah. Do you have it with you? It's in the car. I picked it. It was by, it was, yeah, it was near my mailbox. I mean, if you want to, you want to bring it. Do you want me to go get it? You'll get the draws from your car, but you won't get your vitamins that you... I got the vitamins, fucking wise ass. She's worried about you. I wanted to yell at you for something before the show started. I was trying to remember what I wanted to yell at Amelia for.

This is a big part of the pre-show is Mitch trying to remember what he was mad at Amelia about. And I couldn't remember it, and then, and now I found something to yell at you for. Would you, would you, do you, oh, you're switching the cameras. Oh, no, it's okay. Okay, all right, Amelia. Amelia will go and do it. Go grab it.

It's in the front seat. It's going to be fun to see the just. It's not all the liquid poop. Yeah. The only ride home, there was no, the only ride, I, I drove home from Warner Brothers, and that was the only, and I was nervous on the, on the ride. I never, and then, of course, it was, it was food poisoning, which I didn't know at that time. I'm sorry, buddy.

But on the way home, I was like, ooh, I'm going to take, like, a side street. What if you got an accident? I would have pulled, though. If I was, if I was feeling. close to and then like yes that's a true nightmare if I got in an accident and then the bathroom stuff didn't happen until later and that's great I made it home yeah I made I made I'm it home but it didn't happen until later in the night but then it was all all night long like still six in the morning Lionel Richie it was just like what line that's maybe what he was talking about

when he's saying that song I do remember as kids I swear to God I remember as kids like there was like a joke was like how long did Lionel Richie have diarrhea Oh, really? I swear to God, that just came back to me. All night long. Yeah, it was like, how long was he on the toilet all night long or something like that? Wow. And so Wags and I, just this year, I finally come up with the same joke.

With a child's joke from 1994. That's fun. Oh, boy. I've been like, because, you know, like you, I've been conflicted about the NFL. I've not really watched the NFL for a while, a better part of a decade. And this year, we went, Mitch, you and I went to a, a L.A. Chargers game. I might be bolt up. I might be bolt up. I might be

bolt-pilled. So I've been watching some of the chargers and I was like, you know what? This is a, this is a fun sport to watch. Fun team to roof, too. Yeah. So I don't know. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll fucking get back into it at the NFL. I don't know. Something to do. Yeah. You could have something to distract yourself, right? You could be a birds guy.

Samoa Joe also birds. I like, look, I like saying go birds. It's very fun to say. But I have no connection to Philadelphia outside of like, I guess, knowing you. Yeah. So, I mean, like it would feel like a little bit like stolen valor for me to become a there's no valor in philadelphia no not not at all your car won't open you got to slide the key out of the thing

you got to slide this key out like this the automatic locks are broken it's in that you do see it in the passenger see okay and then you're going to push the lock in when you're done too why didn't you tell her that important context she's used my car before i i i didn't know that she couldn't in. In situations like this, she's gone to, didn't she get something from my house once or something? Oh, she used her car. That's what it was. Yeah. Whatever. Emily's at fault. She didn't drive your car to your house. Yeah, she did not drive my car to my house. She didn't go to your house, I think, to get your vitamins once. No, hold on a second. Was it not? We did not send her to my house to get my vitamins. She went to pick something up, though. She went to get something from the house that

we needed for the show. It was a, it was a Jaws toy. It was a Jaws toy. I'm excited for Yeah, me too. I mean, well, I think you guys are, it's 50 years, 50 years since the, since Jaws came out, Wikes. How about that? Bruce the shark, 50 years old. Wow. There's a little exhibition at the, at the Academy I want to see before the years up. Yeah, the Academy Museum here in Los Angeles, which is a great local cultural institution.

Never been there. It's an angle. It's such a hoot. It's really good. And they've got an awesome theater there, and they do get screenings all the time. It's like $5 or $10. It's awesome. First time I went there because of Wags.

we went and saw the thing. That's right. Bong Joon Ho and John Carpenter both spoke ahead of that at the screen. And you know what? There were Doe Boys fans there. There certainly were. Can you imagine a John Carpenter screening doughboys fans showed up? Weird.

Somehow there's overlap in the demographics. I, so Nagle, I last saw you in person during the WGA strike, which was a couple of years ago at this point. And I'm... Hold on. Okay, Nagle's got to step away. All right, we'll be right back. Yeah. Mitch, you and I also like, you know, we had the similar sort of, we both endure the same work stoppage in our, yeah. That's true, yes. We had the same stretch of 2023 where just everything was just kind of shut down. Thank God we had doughboys. Yes. Yeah. The sag and the SAG and WGA strikes back to back or overlapping at one point. They were twin strikes and they were overlapping. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yep. And they ended roughly the same time. A very depressing year. Oh, wow. Speak of the devil. Nagel has returned with a WGA strike t-shirt.

Isn't that crazy? That's really cool. I really like, there's a bowling ball for audio listeners that is knocking out a bunch of pins that have all the studio logos on them. Yeah. How about that? Morning Brothers, NBC, Netflix, Disney, and Apple. Oh, it's on its side. And then Amazon. Boy, the Apple logo is really hard to read on its side.

It is. Weird trick of the mind. Yes, yep. All right, Amelia has returned. So, yeah, we ran it. Oh, sorry. No, no, no, no. No, like, I'm just curious because.

like now you're now you're back yeah uh you're working on the simpsons like what is what has what has life been like for you as as normalcy of some sort has resumed well um a lot is different my life since the last time i've been here but i really think that Mitch is dying to show us this he's like so excited look at him no it's not what you think I thought it was my jaws toy because it was arriving today and it's CPAP equipment it's a CPAP For your jaw Is it a jawed CPAP? It's not a jawed CPAP.

It goes on jaws. There you go. There's a, there's a hose. It's all CPAP equipment. God damn it. Hey, you need that stuff, Mitch. You want to try my mask? I don't, I mean, am I going to contaminate it?

Yeah, yeah, you shouldn't. Find out a good idea. You're going to wear that on your face. It's fucking CPAP equipment. God damn it. That's all right. You're going to need a bigger CPAP machine. Hey, hey, from CPAP to CPAC.

That's right. We're going straight from the Riyadh Comedy Festival to CPAC. It's going to be a blast. Ben Shapiro is going to help. We're going to be on panel. Yeah. What a joy. Well, also, we're going to check into the headgum offices in Riyadh as well, which we've talked about before.

Yeah, headgum Riyadh is up in full swing, full mast, if you will. They're doing good work over there. Yeah. It will happen at some point. It will happen. What if I got up now and put on a Ben Shapiro, too? A lot has changed in my life Yeah, because the last time I did the show

I was, I'm pretty sure it was last time I did the show It was cookies That sounds right. This was during the pandemic record I did one about cookies and then one about dogs Yeah Dogg do bark fest Yeah, and it was the cookie draft

Cookie draft yeah And I was saying something about like oh, I throw up a lot recently or something like that, which you guys knew, but the listeners didn't know is because I was pregnant. That's right.

That's right. We kept it from you, you freaks. You didn't know. No, but we knew. And we're all really happy. It's working out, right? Yeah, it's great. It's working out.

Mixed it up in a little cup. There's a whole thing. Wags and I together created one sperm. Very out-of-breath sperm. lumbering his way. You can hear it breathing. I'm like, oh my God, just keep going. Yeah, so that was like, and that was right before the strike.

Yeah. I had my baby. And so then I had like this like five-month like maternity leave, like unpaid maternity leave accidentally. So that was that was cool and weird. So, yeah, so now. But the bigger news, I think the bigger doughboys related news is that, and I'm sorry to let people down, but I started eating meat again. Yes. And I think, and it was because when I was pregnant, I was so nauseous.

I had something called hyper-emesis for most of my pregnancy. And I was, like, not able to keep, like, anything down. and I was not able to eat. And then at one point, like, so if I ever did get hungry, I was like, I'd eat right now because this is going to pass. I'm not going to be able to eat anything. And I just wanted fried chicken. Yeah, sure.

I was like, I'm getting it. I have to get, I have to get, you know, and my iron was really low. So I had some fried chicken, and I was like, this is the best food that exists. Like, why would I have ever denied myself? But then I, like, in my pregnancy, I, like, had to eat. like I ate red meat and things like that and kind of just out of necessity because I was like I need to get food when I can and it needs to be easy and pack a punch or whatever. There's a lot of people like a lot of women when they get pregnant will eat meat again,

right? Like isn't it just for like isn't it like sometimes doctors even are like you have to eat some some protein like that. Right. Yeah. I think like if it's something that you are like able to eat like some people they go so long not eating meat that they can't I don't think they can really digest it or whatever. But it's like if something you're willing to do, it is, it's just kind of the easiest way to get the protein and the iron and stuff that you need. There are other ways. But if you're like me and you were like sick as hell and like not a cook, like I just wanted the easiest path to like get through the day. And that's all like really good excuses that people online can't argue with me about.

But it's been two and a half years and I still love fried chicken. What was your, do you remember your first bite of fried chicken? Do you remember where you went? Yeah, there's this place in my neighborhood called Johnny's Pistrami. Oh, yeah, I know Johnny's Pistrami. You do? Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, it's so good, and it's, like, not expensive.

So I ordered some from there, I got, like, fried chicken and a cheeseburger. And I just, yeah, it was just so good. Yeah, I haven't had their fried chicken, but the, but I will try it now. But fried chicken, my favorite food. I mean, it's, it's, yeah, I love it so much. I spent a year. Also, I was just to say on the west side in your. where you guys

where the Simpsons the homer's home there's a honey's kettle yeah there's honey's kettle great fried chicken and there's also dinas

there's some good options but I was sorry wax no what I was just gonna say is like like when I you know I did eat I did just a year

but I did a year that was chronicled on the podcast of no meat chili eat I was a vegetarian and including I wasn't pescatarian either I just I ate no

no animal proteins for a full year for full year and I would like I didn't really miss, like, I am the burger boy, but I didn't really miss burgers. I didn't really miss steak, you know, I didn't miss bacon or any of that, but I did miss fried chicken and I did miss just like a piece of fish. Yeah. And so, like, it's, it, I, I do, I can't relate specifically,

of course, but I do understand that I, that I, that feeling of a craving. Yeah, yeah. And how satisfying it is to ultimately, like, scratch that in. Yeah. And I felt that same way about Khabasi, too, Kibasa. Wow. Kibasi or I was just like, yeah, I needed this. And then I've been, like, lifting a lot. Oh, hell yeah. And you need protein. And I'm also a woman of a certain age and you need, there's so much protein that you need.

So I, was that a show? Women of a certain age. Men of a certain age. Men of a certain age. That's, yeah, they won't even let women of course.

Of course. Of a certain age be on TV. It has to make it meant. That's bullshit. That's some patriarchy shit. I believe the cast that was Ray Romano. Andre Brauer, Ross and Peace and Scott Bacula, right?

I always think that was a good show. I never watched it. Bacula, not Dracula. Sorry. I thought you said Scott Dracula. That would be Dracula's of a certain age. And it's like 8,000 is their age. Oh, that's funny.

I'm really, like I, I, I, we got into lifting. I really, like, I, like, I feel like it's a thing where you feel like you're making tangible progress. It's fun to be stronger. Like, just functionally, I like that, like, it's easy for me to, you know, like, lift things or whatever. And, like, I don't know. I just, that's like, that's my favorite kind of working out.

I do cardio as well, but I do really like going to the gym. Yeah. And I think it's like, for me, it's like a healthier way to think about fitness. Yeah. Just it's like I want to be strong. I want to be able to lift my kid. I want to be able to play with my kid. I want to be able to like not like be completely taken out for a day because I did something stupid.

You know, like I can't afford to not be able to do to be moving around and stuff. No, 100% the same thing. I got to be able to lift Mitch, you know, pick Mitch up, you know, rock. Mitch to bed, yeah, change Mitch. Which Wagger puts me to bed every night. When he's done with the podcast, he comes over my place, puts me to bed. Fastens on your CPAP mask. He's a little kiss on your forehead.

Wait, is that a new CPAP? This is a new CPAP mask. Okay, so you have the machine. I've had this machine. I've been using it for a year. But I haven't been lifting. I need to get my gains going. I mostly lift up barrels and throw them at guys whose girlfriends I've stole it.

That's not nothing. That's not nothing. Yeah, yeah. You also lift up the girl friend and climb ladders. And then climb ladders. That's a lot. That's a lot. Throw barrels at Italian, which is fun to throw a barrel at an Italian.

It's very fun. It just jumps right over there. It's the last group you're allowed to throw things at. Yes. Italians are the last group we can throw barrels at. Until they take, they won't take it away from us. As a, you know, you're back in a, you're back in a writer's room. Do you have, like, I'm always curious and we've,

talking about The Simpsons specifically with our good buddy Matt Selman, but like, what are you snacking on that? I was the lunch king over there. I know you were, Mitch. We could talk about this forever. Don't make this about you. I have to. I need to. All right. You're the snack king. I mean, I got a lot of, I wonder how things have changed over there, but I was the lunch because at one point, when did you start going in there into the offices? Because there was a long stretch where you were in it because one, COVID, two, and you started right around when. I started. couple months before COVID, yeah.

Yeah, so you were in there for a very short period. I was in their first of time, and there was always donuts every single day. Oh, every single day. Every single day there was donuts, which to me felt like, it felt like a punishment for the writers. Like, it felt like, don't you care about us? Like, why are you making us eat donuts? Because you can't help it. Donuts are like.

Delicious. And you, you know, you take a break or like you walk in and then there's still donuts, but they're also like good, expensive donuts. And like, I took them home and like, I gained a bunch of weight when I moved it, when I started working there. Oh, there it is like the Simpsons 15, even more than that. When people start working there, you're not used to the food that you're given every day. And that's, that specifically is a tricky situation because that's on Homer's writer.

And he's just been there forever. Yeah. That he's so, you know, it's just they got to have it for him. It's true. And so he doesn't barely eat them. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But he still wants them there.

Exactly. And it's just, you know, what are you going to do? He looks really good. He looks great. Yeah. Um, but, uh, but that changed after we came back into the office. We came back and then we, yeah, we were out of the office until after the strike. So we were out of the office for years and that changed.

And now it's like donuts like once a month or something. Okay. We, so I used to the, it would be donuts on Fridays when I was there. It would be, look, this is interesting to us. So maybe I'm, I don't think I'm misremembering. I'm pretty sure it's every day. I would get bagels every single day. I would get bagels every single morning.

morning and that if you were on the morning duty i would get bagels every single morning just just for people you were your writer's PA for the um since yes i will get bagels every single morning and then i would get like maybe some pastries too possibly and then and then and i would just get that from the fox commissary and then donuts on Fridays and then the last Friday of every month if you were if you were the morning person on the last Friday you would also you would get McDonald's on the last Friday of every month yeah yeah which was fun and then i would get chamrock shakes if it was if it was like a you know like if shamrock shakes were in season i would get them shamrock shakes it's a good time to get them yes yeah i mean this the only time to get them

um and then like like uh i would do you you want to you would cover the the table reads and records so we do they do they still do them are they still they uh the table reads we try to have a like a snack or however we get a cater we try to have it have something to do with that episode that we're reading oh that's fun that's new i think it's kind of a new thing Like a couple months ago, I wrote an episode where The Simpsons go to Philadelphia. And so we had a bunch of tasty cakes, which is a local kind of snack and some candy. And did we have soft pretzels? I can't remember.

But then also there was like the normal stuff, like deviled eggs and a couple other things. There was people there that didn't know. And I was like, oh, these are have something like these are Philadelphia delicacy. And I like walked away. And I heard her say to the guy with her, deviled eggs are a Philadelphia. delicacy and I like went back and was like no these tasty cakes are I don't know where devil eggs come from like I just was like oh what am I doing like I don't even know this person why am I invested um and then like there was and I don't know so things like that so like it

it has something to do with whatever um but then just other stacks and stuff like that where you were you guys hitting for lunch recently what's the lunch spots yeah of course I don't want to talk about it. I'll talk to Wagon. I'll talk to Wags about this. I think I've told you this before, but my favorite thing when I worked there is Nancy Cartwright would come in for the table reads. Yeah. Voice of Bart Simpson. The voice of Bart Simpson. And for a couple times she'd be like, hey, I'm Bart Simpson. I was like, oh, I work here. I'm Mike. And then she started being like, big Mike. But someone that she never recognized was Joe Saunders. And she'd be like, hey, I'm Bart Simpson. It was signed Joe's script. And Joe would just sit there and nod. Who worked for the show. Who worked for the show.

I had like the same job as you. Yes, yes. It was very, very funny. And I always laughed at Joe. It's a good bit. Yeah, it was great. But, uh, well, I said, you know what? I did it.

It's so funny when you do something for so long that you just remember, I still remember every detail about that. It's, it's crazy. Like, I'm like, I don't remember anything else. It things hit you at a certain point in your life. And they're kind of like, you know, formative or whatever the fuck. And so they, like, the specifics of it stick with you. Wow. I'm going to wearing a shirt now that says vaccines cause adults.

I need it to make a statement. Well, we can't go to CPAC now. There's a lot of vaccine states. Since you've been gone, there's been a lot of vaccine talk on the podcast. Oh, really? It's mostly Vax. Yeah, it's mostly Vax talk. We, yeah, we review vaccines.

No, I can't remember. There's huge swathes of doughboys that, like, I have, like, are just a fuzzy memory. I think just because it's been so constant and it's been going for so long but also because like I'm fucking old whereas like stuff that happened when I was young like you know like I remember a lot more specifically shit that

Yeah it's like stuff I remember was like just like me doing work Yeah right like a like a busy wood Which I enjoyed my time at The Simpsons And maybe the stakes were different like you had to be detail oriented And the stakes were a little different So you have to so you remember the details Yeah that's true Yeah I don't have to do anything in this show

I just Nango was asking The day is to help me out Naga was asking us at lunch, she said, what is, what is the gator, because we told her that there's, oh, yeah, I was like, I don't listen to this show. What are the, what are some of the bits that I need to know? Well, now there's some feisty gators that have tricked us a few times. We got a lot of gator stuff now. Like, I, yeah, it was going to run them gaiters down into the bayou. And, you know, because it's crocodile burn fast, we might run into some crocodiles, too. Oh, you know, where it's a little, got some thing. Oh, yeah, crocodiles. We didn't even get, we didn't

even get that part right? No, we still talk about gaiters, but there will be crocodiles. The crock stuff is coming. The crock shoe. Also, the gator, the bottom line is the gator tricks us when we end up sucking the gator off. Yeah, that's basically what happens. And then we had a thing because we did, we were up in Toronto last year for Toronto. And we, as part of that, we'd talk about them snow gaiters.

So we didn't get them north of the border. And they also, they also trick us and we also suck them off. Doesn't sound like they're tricking. you're tricked. We're tricked. We don't want to be doing it. But don't you know by now that it's going to happen? I don't want to do. I, we never meant to do it. All right. Just, okay, starting now, you know that it's on the tree. Yeah, but they're tricking us. That's the thing. I don't know. Hold on. I got Texas gator back.

Wait a minute. You know it's a gator? He said he's not going to trick me, so. Oh, okay. Yeah. do you have like but but yes we just asked you what are what are the lunch spots and i do think people people are interested in this yeah i'm not okay we don't talk about has jersey mics has jersey mics entered the rotation do you know that the first time they ever got jersey mics and simpsons i delivered it well how about that wow i know it's pretty i know right down in the monopoly simpsons whatever uh no i always forget that we have to talk about the food part on the show I forget about that.

You don't have to. We don't have to. What's your favorite spot? Do you still do some Earth Cafe? What's going on there? No. We haven't done Earth Cafe since I've been there. Clementine still happens occasionally.

Yeah. Clementine. One thing that I don't like is Dill. I don't like Dill. I hate Dill and Fennell. Wow. Wow. They use that in a lot of things.

Clementine. Yeah. Or I've gotten a few things there and then I've been like, I can't get me to talk to the writer's PA and just give a little inspiring speech. And you? May I, I guess? It's not up to me. I want to come in and just let them know how the things went when I ran the ship over there.

Everybody would be so happy to see you. I know. I do need to come in and say hello. Yeah, I feel like with the thing about with PA's is like, I always say that before they walk in the afternoon, they'll take our coffee order. Like, just that sigh that you must have before you walk in the room because you know it's just going to be bits, bits, bits, bits, bits. Because we're so excited for a distraction. So, like, there's just bits, like, at the PAs, these poor PAs who have to just laugh and be like, yeah, yeah, okay. I went in there.

I put on a show, baby. I believe it. I believe it. 2.30 is it they come in for the coffee? Yeah, too late I say. I don't get anything. It's a little late for caffeine boost. You know what?

If I was a writer's PA, I would love that you didn't get anything because I used to love when writers like, no, I'm good. It would make me so happy when people didn't get anything because it just meant that I could go home. Yeah, yeah. And then there would always be one guy who needed something and you have to fucking go and get the one coffee or whatever. I was fortunate to never be in a job where I had to retrieve a bunch of food for people. But to me, it seems like an order of magnitude more stressful. And Amelia, you can speak to this to bring beverages. Once drinks enter the picture, that's a whole thing.

Now you get to worry about spilling. Yeah, yeah. You would be so bad at that. You would be a fucking debacle. Yeah. Your car would be just like filled up to the windows. Hybiscous tea Like you got to snorkel

Yeah that seems That seems really stressful To bringing a bunch of coffees back Or something like that It was a hard job People don't even get it People listening don't have no idea No I honestly

I do think those jobs are harder Than like my job I like I do think like if your job Is to go retrieve shit Or people have those sort of That the service workers are heroes And I mean Yeah I'm gonna go out here and say this

It qualifies as that You've had the easiest life of anyone I know you're a big baby. Yeah, I think that's true. Wham, way, I'm a baby. Of course, my rattle. No, my life is fucking, I agree, 100%. My life's been on tutorial difficulty. I don't have, I get, nothing, I get no challenges.

You know, struggle. Step it up. Do you have, so, like, I was a waitress for a couple years and a food delivery person. No, man. And I still have, like, I have stress dreams about that and stress dreams about working in live TV. Live TV, yeah, live TV is a stressful. That's, that's crazy. Which I've done a bunch of, but do you have stressed dreams about being a Simpsons PA?

I have had a couple dreams about it, but nothing too, too bad. I always get stressed dreams more about like college homework, which I never, which is a funny dream to have again. And I didn't even really stress that much about it then. So I think it's like me trying to figure out something to stress about. But live TV, and I know that you worked in live TV. And also I think you worked on a job that is a very, I think causes a lot of people's stress streams as well. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Which I think a lot of people walk away from that and have stress-related dreams forever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I never did a live TV thing like that where I, I mean like live shows, but I've never really had any, I think we're so used to bombing that I don't think it bothers us.

Well, I worked on how many centrals at midnight that show was live to tape, but we did do live episodes on occasion. And the live episodes were, you know, in order of magnitude more stressful, just having to be conscious of all the stuff that could potentially go. wrong, even though it's not someone who was actually on camera, you're still like, you know, that involved in the prep and that. There's a lot of stuff that needs to be set up. But as far as stress dreams go, I don't have stress dreams about anything like that. I have stressed dreams about doing an orchestra concert and not knowing the music. And then I have a lot of dreams of me just like around a bunch of toilets.

Like, it's just like walking into like a restroom and it's like there's like, there's like 20 toilets and the stall doors are broken. The toilets are all clogged. Like, none of them are usable. Which one you're going to jack off into? Which one is gator is? You look down for gator feet. So just a bunch of, like, disgusting toilets that I'm looking at, and there's no place for me to go to the bathroom.

I'm like, this is fucking horrible. So I have a lot of those. Those are sources of stress. You're not jacking off this year, right? Like how you didn't eat meat for a full year? Yeah, it's a no meat shall I beat. So. This year, no meat show.

Wow, we're almost done with the year. We've done really good. We're on the back end of it. Yeah, I'm doing great. Man. Yeah, didn't. What about other people's? You know, he can do that.

I can do other, I can do other people. Yeah, just not myself. It's part of the problem. When he puts me to bed, it's part of the process. That's horrible. You guys are cute. Yeah, we're having fun. I, look, I do think, well, it's funny.

And when you have one of those. job the the the like a food like i was always nervous about getting something wrong yeah and it is it's it's also interesting to just see the and i never worked the closest i got to food service was probably the simpsons or working at amc but it was always interesting to see just the inner workings of like when i want to tender greens just to say to bring up out of nowhere to see like the inner workings of like a restaurant during the lunch hour and how it all worked and they were getting hundreds of orders like like you know like multiple orders like that and I was like damn this is fucking hard like hard fucking work and it's hard because like

when I worked at the restaurant for a little while I was the lunchtime food delivery what restaurant did you work at called Max and Irma's it's a uh man one of Mitch's cats is named Irma oh yeah yeah um it's because I lived in Pittsburgh for five years and uh after college and um it like I worked it was like in an industrial park like a business park and then I became the delivery person at lunchtime. So my job was, it was all within this like business park and I would have to like get the lunch orders and put my car and drive, whatever. But you're sub, like, you're so powerless at so many levels because it's like you got to wait for the cooks and like they have everything. And then the, um, the, what is it called? The prep people who are like

putting all this sauces on and stuff like. And you're just like standing there and you have no control over like it's an hour late, but you can't. But that when you get, same with waitressing. Like when you get to the tables you're the face of it you know whatever so like I would like drive up to deliver it and people would be like you know you're so late and I would be like I'm so like you know you would like end up working with those people I would be like writing I would be writing the names on them and stuff like that I would be because just to expedite the process because like it is that sort of thing of like they have so many hands and you have to like help do it yeah I did a lot of that but it's yeah there's just so much of like things that could go wrong that aren't

your fault but then you have to take responsibility for it. But, yeah, just the dreams are like, I go back to the restaurant and I don't, like, they've moved to tables and I don't know which table is which number. Or I'd go back to SNL and they moved like all the offices. Like, it's just like kind of silly things, you know, that I guess like. The mango's costume is in the different room, right. I wasn't there that long ago. Do you, Emma, Amelia, do you ever have stress dreams about work? For this, hopefully not for this job.

Hopefully not for this job. They have stress dreams about you around a bunch of toilet. I have had, like, bathroom stress streams where, like, I go to a, like, I'm in my dream, I'm like, and this maybe is from road tripping. I, like, go into, like, a gas station or something, and the bathroom is, like, disgusting. Yes, yeah. And I don't want to touch it. That's similar to what I'm ideal with. Nothing is working and I, like, can't go to the bathroom kind of thing.

I feel like that's real life for me a lot. Yeah. I have, I have stress streams about, uh, I had one work-related stress stream. I used to work at a, uh, a movie theater, the one that I saw Bill Clinton in that. Yes, yeah. And I had a dream. What movie was he seeing? I think.

Deep throat. I think it was the Charlene Thoreau. What's her name? Charlie's Theron? Charlie's Theron movie. That's very funny. Bad Max Fury Road? No.

It's the poster had a woman with a bunch of stickers on her face. Oh, okay. Dude, well, what the fuck is that? Oh, I know what that. Was it like Tustin or if it's like some weird, uh... Not young adult, is it? Tully? Tully.

Tully. I think it's Tully. I think it's Tully. I think he saw Tully. Anyway, I had a dream that I worked like a full. I thought it was going to be Tilly. I want to see Jennifer Tilly. I worked a full like eight-hour shift.

It was so mundane in the dream. And then I woke up and I was pissed because I was like, I didn't get paid for that shit. But I mostly have dreams about like not being able to open my mouth or my teeth long out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Chipping, rotting. Yeah. I did when I bartended have dreams where I like went and,

to work and just like work to full shift and then I would wake up and I'd be like well what the fuck now I actually have to go do that that's not restful I'm in my sleep yeah that's stressful I have an alt real quick what's that uh he went and saw tell he was like I was waiting for him to land the plane in the Hudson

thought it was silly yeah you know I don't really have dreams not I used to not have them but now thanks to this bad boy wags which is taking out of C-PAP I see PAP mask. I do have dreams. Should I put it on?

Yeah, if you want. I was waiting for her to kiss Mulder. We love Bill. We love Bill. What was it? Was he like, did you interact with him at all? No, he had Secret Service around him. Oh, wow.

Did you interact with them at all? No. Did the... Do you talk to Epstein at all? No. Was the place cased by Secret Service in advance? Like, was there any prep? That's a great question.

I'm sure it was. Yeah. But I was, I was freaking out. I was like, Bill Clinton's here, Bill Clinton's here. And they were like, Amelia, you have to go upstairs. You cannot. Did he request a popcorn bucket with a hole in the box? I met him once when I was in college because I was, got the particular scholarship that I got to college.

They like, it was called the mayor scholarship. And they invited all of the mayor scholars that were there to go to the. this event that the mayor of Philadelphia was doing with Bill Clinton, and then he, like, went out of his way to introduce us to him and stuff. It was, it was nice. You said hi to him? Yeah, he shook our hand. That's why. I have a picture somewhere. Wow. Bill Clinton came to when I was in high school, my school district, Long Beach Unified School District, which is putting the CPAP mask on. Oh, I'm going to get changed too. And Bill, Bill came, Bill was like, came to our high school and our band,

our school band played Hale to the chief for him. Wow. Yeah, but the whole thing was that the Long Beach Unified School District had instituted district-wide uniforms and had seen, like it was one of those bullshit, those things like in the 90s,

we like didn't have any real problems. So they were like, like, like, oh, school uniforms. This is the kind of thing a president should get behind, you know. That's a great story. This is confirming that the CPAP episode will not work. you can hear me can't you barely it's pretty it's not

particularly audible or clear I do talk to Raleigh and Irma like Bain when I put it on that's cute Raleahama that's what I do when I get a bit this is they sent me the wrong size fucking mask yeah that look at that's not really fit

in your face there it is too small I'm sorry I'm sorry I'll be calling you look like a cute little elephant it is very it is I mean I don't know how thank you for saying that I look like a cute little elephant

Because I don't know how... I said cute and little before elephant. I agree. No, no, I'm saying that is truly a compliment. I, I, I, because I, you know, a very self-conscious about a, wearing a C-PAP mask. If I would have someone to sleep over, for instance, it's a, you know. Okay.

All right. Yeah. It has not happened in a very long time. No meat shall I beat this year either wise. There's nothing happening. Ningle is a change shirts again. I have a new shirt on and it says, abortion bans can fuck off into the sun.

I love that. And there's this amazing writer called Jessica Valenti who has a daily newsletter called Abortion Every Day and she writes about like all the stories of the horrible shit that's happening that are quote unquote unintended consequences in a lot of ways of the abortion bans and stuff like that and how it's all by design and blah, blah, well,

she just really breaks it down an amazing way. So I bought this to support it. But it says abortion bans and then it has this really fun picture of like a sun like walking on the street and then under the sun says can fuck off into the sun so it just looks like I have a shirt on this as abortion bands yeah at some level especially if I have a hoodie on or something that covers a bottom or if I'm just sitting at a table it just is a shirt that says abortion bands and then like a happy thing so I wish the design was different yeah I don't wear it around I don't wear it

out maybe it works out in your favor and every time someone who's pro abortion is looking at it when the bottom part is covered and everyone has anti-abortioners looking at when it's the full shirt. So maybe it works out in that way. Yeah. Well, the shirt that I just had on vaccines cause adults,

I think that's such a clever. I got it from, I don't remember where I saw that slogan before, but it's like a Minnesota, you know, Mississippi, maybe public health fund thing. But I was real, like, you know, once people have hats that are like, make America gay again and whatever.

Like, they're supposed to look like the MAGA hat. Yeah, a little tricky. But then it's like, ooh, we're being cheeky. Like, I don't like that because it's, I feel like, was it the dope boys? I did a live show somewhere and somebody in like the front row had one on. And I was so uncomfortable the whole time. And then it wasn't only. I'm pretty sure that it was just a MAGA hat.

No, no, I like left and it was like, make California green again. It was something like that. Like, and I was like, why would you put people through thinking, you know, Sure, sure. So I had that, I've worn that shirt, like, maybe twice. And I've been really aware of, like, are people feeling, like, a little unsafe at first if they think it's going to be. Sure. Yes, right.

Well, like, I was saying that thing of, yeah, you don't want to. I guess I was apparently saying you don't want to hurt pro-abortion people's feelings, which, yes, you do, of course. Like, but I get, I get how that. But you also don't want them to shoot you with a gun. Oh, well, that's also a good point. You mean anti-abortion. Show, fuck. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I am pro. Oh, God, never mind. I'm not going to say shit anymore. You know where I stand, fools. Yeah, you just don't fuck. I just don't fuck. Celibacy, that is the way to go.

We're here in Soup Month. Outside of soup, do you have any favorite wet foods? Like, I'm thinking pasta. I'm thinking, like, you know, like a stew. I'm thinking like a brazed, like dish or something. Most, I'm going to be honest In most food, I think most food is wet. Most food is wet to some degree.

Some food is more wet. Yes, there's moisture in most food. Yeah. Otherwise, it's too dry. That's true. Do you have a favorite dry food? Cracker probably is up there. Cracker's up there.

Cereal. But then that gets wet. It's funny, the most dry food kind of does get a little, the cracker you put in a soup a lot of the time or eat it with some cheese. She's got a little moisture. A soup. A cracker can just be a dry guy.

It doesn't necessitate. No matter what, it's going in here. That's true. I'm pointing out my mouth. Right. Oh, yeah. It's normally wet. Don't be weird, guys.

I've had some medication recently that gives me a dry mouth. I fucking hate having a dry mouth. What a horrible sensation. Yeah, and people can hear. My dad has it. I can hear it when I'm like with him I can hear it kind of. I want to be salivating. I get the dog foam on the corner of my mouth.

You always will say, you got a little sun in there. It will be the rabies kind of foam forming on. That always happens to me, which I think is just a sign of being dehydrated. Yeah, probably. Yeah. But I never like it. I think that, like, I think, I don't know if, what's that thing called where you can hear, you don't like hearing chewing?

Misophonia. You make fun of it a lot on the show. Yeah. I think it's a real thing, but like, just with my dad. Okay. Like, I can't, I love him. He's a great guy. Cannot be in the same room with him when he's eating.

Like I feel like I When he's in Pennsylvania and I'm here I know when he's eating cereal Like it just it's like I It's so enraged like enraging Yeah You reminded me of the one thing I don't like And I just got

I didn't like thinking about it When someone bites their Oh that Yeah I'd want to see that I'd want to see this bottom half covered up When someone bites their fork Yeah I don't like the fork Cut it out.

What are you doing? You missed the food. You went right to the fork. You do on these like, oh, well, shit. Yeah, I know, that's what I do too. And my mom and dad would, my dad especially would bite his fork sometimes. So my sister and I would like, ugh, like we ate it. Yeah.

You want a fork that, you know, he wants to make sure the fork is still there. I guess so, yeah. He was, you know, he was born in the 40s. He said, you know, he's a, he's a, it was a different time. Yeah, because people will steal your fork right out of your mouth. 100%. You got to hold on to it at all class. I'm down on that some bitch.

Do you ever take a spoon and turn it completely upside down in your mouth? I like to do that. No, I don't do that. That's fine. Yeah. Oh, sure, to clean it off. Or sometimes you got like, yeah, sometimes you got like ice cream. It's just like, oh, how well, oh.

All your taste buds are on your tongue, so it makes sense to flip it and put the food onto your tongue instead of the spoon. I'm not doing like a, I don't know where my taste buds are. Yeah, that's true. All right, settle down, you two. I'm not doing like, I'm not doing like goofy style. What's the skateboarding? I'm not pulling like an all.

or whatever. Oh, goofy, doing it backwards, right? Yeah, I'm like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, going, like, full, I'm not doing tricks with the spoon into my mouth. I'm not doing an invert. No, no, I'm not doing that almost ever. I mean, like, if a spoon needs some cleaning, I'll clean it off. I was just remembering this kid from high school, Gary, who his whole gimmick was carrying

a spoon around. And I was like, you're the spoon man, but I get Gary was kind of the spoon kid. He's like, you have a spoon, and he's like, you have a spoon, he's where, oh, well, prequel. Wait, really? He had a whole, he's this fucking spoon guy. We've done the show for 10 years, and I'm just hearing about Gary. about this guy with a spoon.

He brought a spoon around? He had a funny guy. He had a fucking spoon. This whole thing. I'm a funny guy and I have the spoon. I know. I'm just saying like I'm remembering. I'm remembering this kid for my creative writing class.

Who knows what he's up to now? One thing when you're saying about like turning the spoon around and eating the ice cream the other way. Yeah. I always think about the scene in Jurassic Park where it's just Dr. Sadler and the bridge guy. Yeah. And everybody else is, like, not there. And they're eating the food, and he's, like, spare notes.

Do you guys know that? Oh, yes, yes. He's, like, sparing notes. So he's, like, eating the ice cream because it's melting. And so she starts to eat it, too. And, like, it looks so good. It does look really good. It looks so good.

Yeah. But she eats it like that. The food looks very good, even when they get the jello later and then the Raptor comes. Yeah. Food in movies is always fun. You don't see it enough anymore. No one's eating in movies anymore. No one's eating enough in movies anymore.

No one's fucking and no one's eating. No one's fucking. I don't want to be sitting next to my dad when someone's eating in a movie. I'm being comfortable. Although I feel like I might have talked about us on this show before, but a scene that I hate is like scenes in movies or TV

where someone has it eaten in a long time. Yeah. And then they see food and they're like, and then they like, like, you know, stick it all in their mouth. It's usually like chomping on bread or whatever. I don't like that. It's sort of ravenous consumption.

Yeah. It also feels like the actors having too much fun. Yes, right. I like any time I get to eat. food in the scene. I think it's a good, I mean, like, Oh, you do? You feces of shit. I mean, like, you can get, you know, there's spit buckets and you'll spit out the food,

but I do, I like chomping a lot and just going, and going wild. Do you think you could auction off your spit bucket to do someone and make money? Unscorcially, a thousand percent probably could auction off, right? I mean, we can ask them right now, could I, hashtag what likes, I'll eat the spit. Yeah, sure. spit roasted plant something in it or you know they would someone would

someone would get the spit pocket maybe it would be a low bit maybe it would be a low bid but they would someone would get it I mean we would we auctioned off our socks our socks on the George Lucas talk show and that went for four figures

that's right yeah people want to jack off yeah no people do they love it they love it to us yeah Which is Look

You gave them something to think about That guy receiving the socks Just like, oh my God I can't believe this How fucking excited Were they your jerk off socks? No, they were just socks They were not jerk off socks

There were socks on our feet That we were wearing at that moment We were wearing, we each took up one off And we put them in an envelope And I guess shipped them off I like the guy who got Like opening the package And just like nailing

the sock to the wall in his Texas chainsaw house. Where did the money go? I think I went to Riyadh Comedy Festival. You could do Briaad and it's you're eating soft cheese.

That's good. Soft cheese. Okay, I want to ask you about because this for me was a thing when I was eating vegetarian, soup was a struggle because so many soups are have some sort of you know like are based with chicken or pork or something like that like it's hard to find it was hard for me to find a purely vegetable vegetarian soup especially

at a restaurant i'll put him a mask back sorry i'm curious when you started eating meat again were there any like soups that you were like excited to get back into having and or were there any vegetarian soups that you found as go-toes hold on mitch's dashes making noise uh hi I love a good beef stew. Yeah. I love, love it. I don't know if that counts as soup. I think so.

But, uh, all right, maybe it doesn't, but I mean, didn't we go over this already? I think it does. Stu, stew is, stew is a soup, right? Didn't we, didn't we, did we Google this? It's a minimum soup adjacent. I think we can, we can have our own categories. I think we said chili was not soup. Yeah.

Yeah. But, uh, but I think stew qualifies for this question. But yeah, that or, yeah, just like a warm, like, and any kind of, I still feel this, well, we'll talk about this when we did rate the, food but like warm kind of tomatoy stuff is so comforting right um that was a change for me that i became a tomato soup person did not like it as a boy at all and then eventually became was i putting my address out to the whole world to see no i i made sure amelia so nice won't you'll let you eat about that later lentil soup is really good too lendo soup is very good for you tomato soup

though was a change for as a kid i did not like it at all i like like like like vegetable like it maybe close to a tomato base but a straight-up tomato soup did not like it now I think it is my favorite of the soups. Yeah. Clam Chowder, of course. Oh, my friend, so I moved during the pandemic. I bought a house and I live and kind of towards South L.A. And just like a normal neighborhood around normal people.

Yeah. It's great. I mean, never do anything because I have a kid and I'm a solo mom. By choice, it's the best. It is the best. But I got so lucky with my neighbors on either side because they're just like such, it's like, it's just so great. It's just like anything, just like, can I borrow this or, oh, yeah, go in my house and get this?

Or, like, just like, it's just great. Will they watch your child ever? Do you? Yeah, like sometimes like, like I had a handyman coming and my neighbor came over and sat with the toddler just for a little bit so I could have a conversation with them and just scream at them and say, that picture is crooked. No. But they are this awesome young couple, Olivia and Tyler, and they. have, like, themed parties, and they have this, it's been going on for years now, a soup competition.

Wow. I can't believe I'm just thinking of this now, but it is so organized, and I'm only ever, like, I go over, I've gone over the past few years. Just quickly to say, not Stephen Tyler, right? No. Okay, good. No. Okay, great.

Go on. No, it's not Olivia Wilde. No. All right, good. Okay, good. It's not Olivia Wild and Stephen Tyler. But let me just say, you're not that far off. Okay.

Hey, all right. But they... They, like, there's like strict rules and people, like, there's a theme, overall theme every year. And then people have to be in that theme. And then they have, like, dessert soup category and a couple other things. And you have to, they have, like, these little tiny cups that, like, just line, like, they have, like, 40 that come out. And there's, like, the person has to present it and explain why they chose this, why they named. at this like some people do bits and they're not even really they're not comedians most of them

um they're just like normal people which yeah sure and um then everybody votes and everybody takes it like really seriously uh it is really it's really cool what have you what it was a soup did you submit a soup no god no i would never no i i well i was over there for like five or six soups with my like baby monitor in my back pocket um but uh there was like sweet soups and stuff i i don't know i don't really you guys should know right now i don't remember things that i eat like i can't talk about them um but just kind of uh stuff that you wouldn't really expect to meet in a soup but made it work that's always fun like if you like if you try like a buffalo chicken soup my my godparents at easter my godmother uh kathy kiley will will make

Like, I wish you would always have a new soup every Easter for so long. Yeah. And, like, I always like to try a new soup. A lot of the time does not work. But, like, a buffalo chicken soup or something like that can be fun to try wags, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. New soup, a noop?

A noop. Why not? Yeah, why not? I like it. The noops just dropped. Noop. Don't drop. It shouldn't be dropped.

Yeah. Yeah. The new noops just got poured. I guess I don't need to say new noops. That's, that's redundant. Yeah, that is redundant. And also, you know, I don't know how much noops will catch on. I think noop's going to catch on.

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So just outside of the Golden Plate Club. The name translates to the Daily Bread. It was founded in Brussels in 1990s. So this is not a fake American simulacrum of a, of a European sort of pastiche. This is an act. This is the real thing that came to the U.S. in 1997 as 250 locations worldwide. And I just both rolled our eyes at the pastiche. We are only reviewing the soups.

I was also rolling it at Simacolmacum. Oh, Simulacrum. Yeah. It's a good word. He uses that a lot now, too. It's a quality word. Yeah. I'm not excited.

I didn't order the simulacrum, though. I didn't think we were allowed. I got this pestis, but not the simulacrum. Simulacrum he uses all the time. Yeah. No, I mean, like, I'm pretending. I'm pretending their soups. Okay, Nagel's stepping away.

You embarrassed her with noops. Well, I, I know. I think she was okay with noops. I don't think she was okay with noops. No one's okay with nooks. You just didn't get the simulacrum's thing. When you were saying Stephen Tyler lived next door, I was going to say, Soupin with a ladle.

And then I was really good. But, you know, but Nangle's not here right now. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I told you I met I met Stephen Tyler once. You could do it when she comes back. No, no, I shouldn't do when she comes back. I met Stephen Tyler once when I worked at Funny or Die.

Where else? Do I work with Nail briefly? But the Stephen Tyler came in and he did a, He just came in and talked to everybody. And he was just brought up out of nowhere because he's just like a really intense guy. He just like keeps talking and just like monologues and just tell stories and overshares. But he was, he said, he brought up the song, Love in an Elevator. He said, loving an elevator.

And then he makes eye contact with me and says, that song's about eating pussy, you know. Like, okay, cool. And then you think about living it up while I'm going down. And he did like the motion, he did like the pussy eating motion while I was doing the going down part. I guess it's not a subtle song. Pretty straightforward. I thought of something while I was getting changed. Souping with the ladle.

Wow, that's really good. Is that good? Yeah, it's really good. You should have said that when we were talking about Stephen Tyler. Fuck, that's awesome. That's good as hell. Nengold now wearing the bespoke Nangangang t-shirt. This is the one that we made for the Philly show and then all the proceeds were donated.

But I need to apologize to anyone. All the proceeds went to RFK, which we didn't know at the time. Right. We thought it was going to the airport. I had to apologize to anyone that bought this shirt, especially men, because it's really, like, thin. Yeah. And I think that could look not great on certain people with nipples. Yeah, not always the most of the line. Yeah. So that's what I've always wanted to make.

Oh, and the other reason I want to make new Nangang shirts, I don't want people to buy them. And I don't need the money or you guys don't need. the money they can go wherever uh is there is and this sucks so bad one of the like press secretary people or spokespeople in the trump administration is last has the last name of nangle wow and we got mitch mcconnell as well not good for mitches this is different man yeah because nangle is like such an unusual sure it's not common and it's like wiger it's like you know missiles are everywhere but yeah you don't see a lot of why you don't see a lot of herbs rinks. No, I think we're the only ones. Wow. I guess my last thing is on that fucking special,

apparently. No, no, no. Um, but um, does she suck? This, well, obviously. Like, is she, she's good. She's good, actually. I mean, I guess I was asking does she particularly suck? Is she, like, one of like the very, like, uh. Yeah, she, I mean, she, she, she's like the, one of the things that sucks the most better is she's so young. Like, she came out of college, being like this. But her name is Keegan Nangle and as far as I know I have no relation to her but like it's possible that if the current lady like ever leaves she'll become like the fake you know her name will be in the news all the time and like then she'll become a fox person and then what if she wants to make show called the Nangangay right oh my god yeah you got to take ownership so I got it so I like need

maybe if there's someone out there that knows about how to trademark this stuff like if there's like a certain amount of money you have to make or something like that like to in order to trademark that that you know the name or whatever so i need to do that we could we could and we could send it to i forget where we did send it originally because we did send it didn't the original it went to bail funds i think yeah and we could what do we send our or to rfk okay we send our stuff was our okay i forgot we were doing the bill i'm sorry well uh i i i think i hey, we'd love to, of course, facilitate as a member of the Nang Gang myself.

We'd love to facilitate any sort of hers. You're a member of the Nang Gang? You let him in? I mean, if I can be. Yeah, I let him in. All right. I mean, I let him do all the stuff to me that you have to get done. He beat the meat.

Jesus. That's not my brain. That felt wrong coming up. I have a pitch for a shirt. Yeah. Um, Say no to abortion, Nang gang, bands. So you were gesturing where the top says say no to abortion.

Yeah, yeah. Then it says Nangangang and then bands at the very bottom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I like it. I like it. Okay. We are talking to, but yes, we were talking about La Pancotidian. Have you been, do you have been much experience with this particular chain?

I think I used to live near one when I lived in New York. They have the, they have the, like, communal tables. Yes, they do, yeah. Yeah, so I think I went there a couple times and felt weird and didn't go back. I don't mind that big old table. But I like to say, le pan cotidian, like you can sound very French. Le pan, cotidian. Yeah, I can't do it.

I can't do it. I can't do it. Le pan cotidian, I can't do it. I think it's just, it's not quatian. Yeah. I can't do it. You are saying titty in the middle there, by the way. The pain of the titty.

You were saying you don't mind the big community table And I just pictured you sitting there alone And everyone just leaving the restaurant You're laying on it like a sushi person I'm having fun Well there are four soups today That we were able to sample a gazpacho Which is topped with mango cucumber radish and basil

There was mango in there There was mango in there I got a chunk of mango for sure There was a chicken soup Mangang 100%. There was a chicken soup was as vegetables, quinoa, and spicy grisa, there was an organic lentil

soup, which was vegetarian, and then the soup of the day was a tomato soup that was a little bit thick and marinara adjacent. And we also got a bread basket, Mitch, this was your request. We're just reviewing the soups, but bread is a good thing to get from this spot because that's what they do. Yeah,

naing will feel free. Oh, breads are on limit. We should have talked about that. Yeah. And soup month, breads are on limit? On limit? Not off limits. On limit. They're on the breads are on limit. So the breadbasket. Excuse my son here.

He has his own language. Included sourdough wheat, sourdough rye, baguette, a supersede. On limit got more than noops? Five grain and raisins. I got more questions than noops. Nupes is pretty straightforward. It was right after new soups. You mentioned that the, but you mentioned that the nippily shirts earlier.

I just wanted to go back to that. I got self-conscious too, I like, I have like, when my titty is the little bit of the erect nipples, I do get very self-conscious about that. You guys are both fine. This is, like, a thing now where they sell bras for women that have fake nipples in them because, like, poking out nipples is, like, in. They want to show that. But for, like, I think for... Just give me one of those bras, I'll be set for the weekend, baby. I think for people with, like, you know, male bodies, it's like, it can sometimes be, I'll be a weirder look.

Like, I feel very self-conscious if I got pokies, you know? Yeah. I kind of like having. I like to show them off. I just, I'm going to see if I can get them going. I got one go. I have one going. Do you put it up to the mic?

Let's hear from those diving... I got him going now. Do you see them? You can't get it. Is it a sexual thought thing? No, I just pinch him. That's all I do. Oh, oh, oh. Is that right? Isn't that how you can?

Yeah. I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it. Come on, I can do it. You guys are just in your pinching your nips? It's weird. How do you feel? I like, I like a cold soup.

I like the guest spot show. I thought it was pretty. Mitch's nips like a cold soup too. too. I think it cut diamonds. It usually looks like a charcutory board over here, big fucking salami. So it's nice if you got, if you,

I think with a chubby guy, you like, you get, you get big, you know. Ariolas. Yeah, you get big ariolas. And so it's nice to have them be, like, it's nice to have them perk up. Sure. Yeah.

Depends in your physique. Be a good name for your daughter. Areola? Yeah. I like the guest spot. I mean, I thought the guest spot. got the job done. I don't know.

I'm fine with a fucking cold soup. Who gives a shit? I thought it was bad. You didn't like it. I thought it was, yeah, I thought it was legit bad. I didn't,

the scotcho was probably my least favorite. It just, it just tastes like a cold marineri sauce to me. I thought it a nice bit of acid to it. I didn't mind it. I'll say this. I'm just going to say this off the bat. I was disappointed today.

I didn't think that the soup. Oh, I overall was not like excited by this. I ate all four. I ate all four shoes. You were hungry. You were a hungry, I was a hungry boy. I got in a long bike ride earlier.

So, like, I was pretty, you know, I burned some calories. And this is my dinner. So I ate all four soups. But I think there was a thing that you Nangle hit on, which was there's kind of a paucity of seasoning about these. There just was, there was an absence of, of salt. And then, you know, like, like, you know, all it, it's just, a lot of it was kind of, just the, the ingredients that were in the soup, the flavor wasn't in. enhanced it all.

Yeah. Yeah. I agree with that. I agree with that thing I said. Yeah. I thought, wait, are we doing it now? Yeah, we can get into it. Yeah, we can get into it.

I actually, for me, the gazpacha was my favorite one. Yeah, I like the gazpacha. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I thought it was, like, sweet in a good way. I mean, I don't think palate-wise you're supposed to have like a flight of soups. Like, I don't know if it's like helps that you're, you know, doing one after the other. Well, that's what the bread was for.

Yeah, that's the thing. The bread was not Cotidian. No, I expected the bread to be better. Wait, what does that mean? Daily? Yeah. Oh, you might still be right. You might still be right.

Yeah. No, yeah, it was yesterday's Cotidienne. And, yeah, wait, what's today? Tuesday? Le Lundi, Monday, French. Wow. I'm impressed. But, yeah, like, didn't help.

I would have thought, like, oh, these will be helped by this, like, chunky-looking bread, and it wasn't. No. I was dipping it into the tomato soup, which very much was a marinera. Yeah, let's, I mean, let's contrast because potters were a tomato town. They should have gave us mozzarella sticks instead of bread, and then I would have loved the tomato soup. The tomato soup was a little too chunky. It was, it was just, it was a tomato sauce. Fuck, no, I want mozzarella sticks.

Yeah, me too. I know, we're doing soup month. I, you're not allowed to eat anything besides soup? Just the soup and dipping to bread. When you go home? Nagle, you had them mozzarella sticks where the form factor

is more like a plank they're a little bit flatter you ever do those versus the tubes versus like the cheese straws yeah we got they get them at chilies they're pretty

fun I do like them I think I still like their traditional version a little bit better but I can live in both worlds I think we maybe had them at the Guy Fieri one that we went to

we did at Guy's American Grill which is now closed in Times Square but the thing Here's my thing about tomato soup is I really like, like it, especially if it's creamy. Yeah. But that wasn't creamy, but also when I was in labor, I had soup right before I went into labor. Wow.

And, uh... What kind of soup? Tomato soup. Wow. Because I wanted something that I love and I got the Panera bread tomato soup, which I really love. A great tomato soup. Really love. Wow.

Something that they don't necessarily tell you is you might. be in so much pain you're throwing up all during labor. Oh, my God. And I was throwing up Panera bread tomato soup, which I love while I'm on the table, like, they give you like a thing. You're like

leaning over and you're like puking. Oh my God. Yeah. The exorcist with a pregnancy, basically. That's crazy. Can we get some of those for the studio? Yeah. That's a good idea. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like a ring with it. I was so confused by what you meant, what you want.

for the studio out. That it really, like, made me not be able to eat tomato soup for, like, like, I just had such a sense memory about it. So I was kind of looking forward to seeing how I felt having this tomato soup, and it just wasn't worth it. It's pretty bad. I think the texture. If I was a baby, I'd come out, barf is happening.

I'm going back in. I ain't sticking around that long, legs. I don't want to. It's less gross up back inside. I can tell you it is all horrible. You were wide awake for, for, for, wow, jeez. I had painkillers, but, but yeah, I went, they, you're allowed to, so I was getting induced. I was like almost 40 weeks pregnant.

And they say, like, you go have big dinner or whatever, do whatever. And because you're, you're going to be in the hospital for the next couple days. So they said, you can have a glass of wine or whatever. It's like you're, it's not going to affect anything. Right. So we went to a restaurant and, like, I'm nine months pregnant. And I was, like, ordering. And I said to the waitress, like, so I'm actually about to go have a baby.

So, and I was going to say, so the doctor said I'm allowed to have a glass of wine. But before I could get that second part out, she's like, oh, so then no wine, no alcohol for you. Like, she took the menu from me. And I was like, I'm not going to, like, be nine months pregnant fighting for the, like, cocktail menu or whatever. So I just was like, yes, thank you. And my sister got one, but I didn't even really want. at that point but but yeah it's funny i think your baby's last meal uh was tomato soup before uh i don't know if that ever made it to the baby wow oh yeah i guess if you were throwing it up uh yeah

no it was um i think it was fish tacos wow yeah that's what i named them and i don't i i just want to say i i i don't know people follow me on social i'm not really on twitter anymore uh but i'm a blue guy and I'm not raising my child as non-binary. I just am avoiding putting any information whatsoever. Yeah, that's why. Which we respect. Yeah. So, like, when I refer to my toddler as them or I just refer to my toddler as my toddler,

it's because I'm trying to get around providing information for weirdos. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, not among our listeners. No, no. They certainly won't send you some specific baby gift. Well, actually, maybe a dude.

No. the the yeah I mean I what was this big bike ride earlier did you get yourself a paper route delivering the daily bugle you're delivering URLs what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you what did you was on a peloton it just turned out a bunch of miles on the old peloton yeah you know

you know it did every couple a couple of times a week yeah it's not I mean it's like it's it's just like it's there you know what I mean it's like it's like I fucking I can I have time to knock this out. Whatever. Don't get some cardio. I thought that the tomato soup was legit bad. It was maybe my least favorite.

The chicken soup was too, I just thought this was too brothy. Didn't you want more stuff in there? It was bland. It was like broth with like a few like loose chunks and then yeah, no real flavor to it. I wonder if like, I mean,

if this was just like end of the day stuff. Oh, could be. Like end of, it was a 4 p.m. you know, a 4 p.m. soup. Yeah.

And the bread, too. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I thought the chicken soup was at 6 p.m. Land. Yeah, it shouldn't have been that. They should have been that tapped. I don't know, but maybe.

My Jaws toy just got delivered. Hey, okay. There was just a notification for it. All right. No, I don't know. No. It's a payoff. Amelia, what did you have to drive to my house for before?

You didn't pick something. You didn't pick out vitamins, by the way. It was your, it was your, Your medication. Wait, it was medication? I wasn't wrong. I made you go to my house to get medication. Yeah, you were feeling nauseous, and I was like,

let me just get it for you. You live five minutes. I don't want to docks you, but you live close. Five minutes in any direction. Also, I'm 10 minutes later on. Let me see this. This, the CPAP? Just the bag.

Oh, okay, good. Let me see the bag. The direction of my house. Because I'm imagining that what you actually got was just a CPAP with like a shark face on it Hugging my face Or it's like, or just like Roy Snyder

with like a CPAP on it It's a cool, it is a cool toy Wait, you got medication for me, is that true? Yeah It was Culipta I think You remember the medication? Wow No, this is when I was going through

A lot of brain fogs stuff This is what it was It was an easy task for that had a good payoff. I wouldn't send you back for vitamins, to be clear. But a medication, okay. It was something that was needed. Yes, yeah. Thank you for doing that.

I feel bad about it still. Anyways, I didn't think any of the soups were good. And also, the lentil soup tasted meaty. You're saying that was the one that was... That was vegetarian. It tasted like it had some beef in there. Look, I didn't mind the lentil soup. I also just, you talk, I think you mentioned a lentil soup earlier.

It is a healthy soup. I do like a soup that is a fiber delivery mechanism. Yeah. Because, you know, like, hey, lentils a lot of dietary fiber. That's great. You need that in your diet. This one, again, just like, I think, I think this, it sucks to have to do this on your own. But I feel like we had a salt and pepper shaker.

We could have plused up these soups like 50%. It does not to have to do that. It sucks to have to do that. Yeah. It's hard. It's a pain in the ass. You know what I think about lentil soup? What's that?

Lental soup is menthol. The fruit and ginger root is good for you. Fuck, that's good. What is that from? I guess the listeners are going to have to tell us. Wow. Lental soup is mental fruit. Ginger root is good for you.

Lentil soup is mental fruit and ginger root is good for you? Yes. Lental soup. Oh, Jesus. Is mental fruit and ginger root is good for you. Yeah. Lental soup is mental fruit and ginger root is good for you. Mental

Fuck Lental soup is mental Fruit Lental soup is mental fruit Lental soup is mental fruit And ginger root is good for you Lental soup is mental fruit And ginger root is good for you

There you go Fuck We're all ready to read the news Is that? Oh, is that what it is? No Oh The one of what I learned when I took a voice over class was any noise, a noise, an oyster, but a noisy noise, a noise, a noise and oyster most.

Any noise and noise, and host, I almost said, I messed it up the second time. The first time I almost said moist instead of most. Any noise, a noise, an oyster, but a noisy noise, a noise, an oyster most. Wow. Yeah. It sucks. It is. It's tricky.

People are going to drug off to that for certain. It annoys an oyster moist. It was disgusting. And I also, I was trying to look at my Jaws toy and I put an oyster in the, uh, while I was looking at your Jaws toy is, is just a mouth guard for your jaw. This is it. It's Jaws 50th anniversary, the game of Jaws. Is it plush Jaws?

No, it's a toy. And then you can also like put your, you put stuff in there and then it will, it's like a game. It will bite down on it. It's from NECA and ECA. So it'll bite like it'll like, you'll put stuff in a Bruce's mouth and it'll bite down on it. I've been buying toys lately, which I don't know if this is good. I think it's good. Is it? Yeah, it's fine. Whatever. You got to do something with your money? Yeah. What's what are you going to do? I bought a couple toys. That's fun. But I'm going to become a

displaying toys guy. I mean, you don't have to go nuts. What do you do with the toys that you buy? I just play it. I just put them up. And they're right sitting there on the... Do you play with them? No, no, no. No. God, no. You can. It's okay. I don't play with the toys. No. I was never a Lego guy I just trying to get like a you know I like Jaws so I'm going to put Jaws as long as you don't get out of control with it

Yeah yeah Sometimes you can play with them a little bit I am worried about the swastika that was on that though It's not a I don't know what you're collecting It's not a It's not a Nazi Jaws It's a regular Jaws

It's a regular Jaws Yeah I'm not really like I have books But I don't like I've gotten into collecting anything. I was like, yeah, should I be, I don't know,

is that a thing to do it if I fucking start collecting things, become like a cassette guy or something like that? I'm fucking know. But you were told, you mentioned,

I mentioned oysters and then you typed in oysters, but then I had me thinking, me and molasses boy yesterday, Alan McLeod, we went on a nice, nice long walk, and then we went to Little Jewel of New Orleans

and we got ourselves some po-boys. Wow! Alan's son of the South that spent some time in Nalans down in the bayou with the gaiters. and is it that new

bit we do with the gators yeah anyway we accidentally suck them off anyway they they trick us but anyway so we were we were we were little jewel and I got myself a a pole boy I haven't gotten before

which was a combination half oysters half shrimp who's fucking delicious I loved it was a knockout all mixed together or half and half no it was all yeah it was all mixed together it was like integrated but it was a good ass sandwich

also a wet food I don't know if you're an oyster fan but we were saying that's a very wet food I love white one and oysters and french fries is like my favorite meal man yeah oh man yeah oysters a delight i'll do a raw oyster i like those a lot um that these were fried in this particular po-boy a lot of fun grilled oyster i'll do that i don't i can live in all these worlds oysters are pretty good i fucking love oyster yeah what's your is that your favorite wait do that is that your favorite shellfish

or you're more of a muscles i think oysters and muscles are tied as far as bivalves yeah yeah okay my sister loved oysters and then she has this blood issue where like too much iron she has to get like blood drawn let out every so often and she can't eat she can't eat raw oysters anymore and she that was her like her iron levels are too high I don't know I don't know what the exact deal is I should care about it more I mean I do care about it very much to get the oysters drained from her body she has to get the oysters drained every month but she can only she can only grilled oysters now she can't she can't do the raw oysters they have to put like

sea otters all over her body to crack open the oysters Did, Emma, Amelia, you didn't have any of these soups, did you? No. No, we opted out. A bad sign when the dais just is like, did you get anything? And they're like, no. Yeah, I mean, and I get it here. I think these were all pretty underwhelming.

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Because I don't want to have an opinion. You don't have to go first. Okay. Mitch can go first. I thought, do I'm going to go? Yeah, just a reminder, because, you know, we normally go out of forks, zero to five forks, but because it's soup month, it doesn't make any sense for it to be forks. So we're doing zero to five.

Gators. I mean, we did soup forks previously, but we knew gators today. It was zero to five gators. Zero to five gator peens. Yeah. Gator beans? Peens. Oh, peens.

I guess peens makes more sense than beans, gator beans. Peens and beans. I, Silver Lake Ramen last week was so good. We get an angle back here. What's a Silver Lake Ramen? Yeah. Why didn't I get offered Silver Lake?

A TV sting. Yeah. That's fine. That's fine. We haven't had you on in a long time. You have to do Le Pank. Look, which look. I will just say, we did offer you a different ramen place.

Yeah, but I'm pretending that you didn't. But I also expected these to be good. Yeah. I also told Wigriff that we ate ramen today after having food poisoning for five days it maybe would cause an accident so that was also a part of the yeah that was a part of it

I was really let down today I'm sorry I just was I didn't think I did not think any of the soups were particularly great did any of your ratings get the Nanglish bump because I was here I mean 100% seeing you being here huge bump to the score huge bump okay

Huge boost of morale here at Do Boys Media. And headgum, if anyone else is here. Every single, no one's here. Every single soup had an issue. There was none that I was like, this is great or even really like very good. Every soup had an issue. Every soup had an issue. There was something going on there.

And I'm going one and a half gaitas. Peens. Gator peens. One and a half Gator peens. So we're rating the whole. the whole out of we're rating all we're rating all the soups i don't know if i'll go next and nangle you can you can back clean that's that to me was like the very boring it was hospital soup all of that was hospital soup hospital soup and you have you giving birth to a child i'm sure that you had soup

yeah and would you not be surprised by one of these soups coming to you i think that any of those soups could be a hospital soup sure they got to up the food in hospitals you know this is this is one of my favorite fact toys. Do you know the first U.S. President who was born in a hospital? Jimmy Carter. That is crazy. Isn't it wild how recent that is, relatively? Up until then, people were like, you know, home births or whatever.

They have rest of them. We're all born in brothels. That's crazy. Okay. The Gus Bacho, I agree with Engel, I actually liked a little bit. I thought it was fine. Chicken soup was pretty bad. The tomato soup was a bummer.

The lentil soup was okay. Just just needed seasoning and the bread was all pretty underwhelming. I mean, this is the thing. It's just like, lentil soup is mental fruit. Lental soup is mental fruit, yes. And ginger root.

It's good for you. Fucking dumb ass. Lentil soup is mental fruit and ginger root is good for you. Look, I like to say that lentil soup is mental fruit and ginger root is good for you. And I do think this lentil soup was good for me,

but it was not particularly yummy. Again, just not enough seasoning throughout. But I can't go that low. I can't go one and a half gator peans. I got to go a little higher. You can't go one and a half gator peens? No, I'm going to go a little higher. Not much higher.

But I think this rises to two gator peens. I thought these soups were passable. And again, I like that. I like the gazpacho to some degree. But, yeah, I'm pretty disappointing out. I'm pretty disappointing out. I'm going to Crockdo burn fast. Nagle, take us home.

I think that, I guess it depends on the gator pains you have experience with. Yeah. For how you, you know. We unfortunately have a lot of experience now. Unfortunately. I don't really. It's been a while. But I'm just, I'm more selective about who I bring into my house.

Yeah, it makes sense. We get it. We get it. But I think I would go with two gator peans. Maybe if it was like cold outside and the soup was fresh and the bread was fresh, it might feel differently. But the fact that the bread couldn't even see it. And the bread looked good too. It was like a brown, seedy kind of chunk.

And it didn't do it. So I'm going to go with two gator peens. Two gator peens. We're in the handholding club, but we're all ballpark buds. We're all in the same sort of proximity here with La Paine Quatidian. Hey, you did it. You did the French Union. Did I?

Yeah, you did it. I feel like it still did quo a little bit. Le Pan. La Pan Catatrient. You did it. You did it. That was better. Yeah, I did it.

Le Pan Cotidian. I did it. Le Pan Cotidian. That was a review for Crocteau Burnfest, La Pan Cotidian. A, it's time for a segment. I've chosen a pie, and Mitch and Nagel must find a series of clues to guess what it is. The winner gets the pie. The loser goes home empty stomached.

This is pie in this guy. I started eating pie, pie, which one is in this guy? Faked up pastry that was tasty, but a mystery which kind. And Nagel and Mitch were giving it their best try, guessing this will be the type of this pie. This will be the type of this pie. Okay, you'll take turns solving increasingly obvious clues. So they'll start out harder. They'll be inscrutable at first, and they will eventually get more and more straightforward.

You have two lifelines. You can ask Emma, and you also have the smell test. So you can sniff the pie. And Nangle, because you're the guest, you get to choose if you want to go first or second. And I forget which one is, I think going second is more helpful because it is. is an easier clue. Just to let you know. Are you trying to psych me out?

I'm not. Mitch does want to win, but I think he is being honest. This is one of the only games I do want to win because I want to eat the pie. I forget if me being a lifeline works or doesn't work if I already know what the pie is. If you already know, I guess that makes it tricky. Do you already know?

I do know. Okay. But I can be big. You can, jemmy can be a lifeline. Sure, you can ask jemmy. This is the moment she chooses to talk. We went to house of pies for lunch the other day. How fun is that?

It was so good. Yeah, what a hoot. Also, just so the guest knows, you can split the pie with Mitch if you win. That is also a thing. You can't split the pie with Mitch. The House of Pies for people not in Los Angeles, a local, like an old school kind of diner. Oh, no, I meant something else. I forgot.

Okay, never mind. It wasn't House of Pies? It was called like the Pie House or something. It's like British Pies. Okay, got it. And it was really good. Yeah. It was like a favorite.

Oh, I know. The hand pies? Yeah, it's like somebody at work chose it, but it was really, yeah. It's the place we did in Arizona? I don't think there's an outlet out of here. It's like a fancy L.A. Oh, you're the pasties. There isn't a Cornish pasty out here, I don't think.

But it might be the same sort of thing. All right, Nangle, do you want to go first or second? I'll go second. Okay, Mitch, you get the first clue. The first clue was written by Amelia, and I will disclose that I do not understand it. See, this is the issue. I just read it, and I was like, I don't know if I understand. I thought it was so obvious.

I thought it would be the final clue. All right. Maybe this will give it away. Maybe it's just me. Despite all my rage, I'm still just a pie in a display. I know it. You know it. I know what it is, too.

That's too easy. That's too easy. Okay, well, then never mind. I didn't get it. Wait. So, can I, one, two, three, pumpkin pie. It is pumpkin pie. You fool?

Wait, I didn't get it either. Wait, what's the reference? I didn't get it either. The Smashing Pumpkins. Oh, it's a smashing pumpkins lyric. It's a good, it is a good last clue. You are a fool. I need this spelled out to me.

I didn't get it. It's okay. Do you want to tell us your other clues? Are you proud of them? Yeah, here's my other. Okay. My next clue. I've decided to fuck my own blood relative, a vile act of incest that

evokes the name of this sweet pie. What? pump your kin yeah that's pretty good that is pretty good it's got simylacrum yeah

that's so good that it is that's a hard that's a hard clue two completely different that could be on depredy like honestly like that could be on jeopardy

the dope boys were on jeopardy we were on jeopardy since you've last been on we were a clue on jeopardy and you met the jeopardy writers you and maybe this is your little trial right here

I'll send me We got a little text thread, so I'll send this over. I'll say if we can get this on the air. Ken Jennings is going down a pie category. Every answer is what is pumpkin pie. Or an incest category. This pie's a little freaky, likes being whipped, topping, that is. You can thank God for the seasonal pie, or should I say, thank Gord,

walnut as American as apple pie. It's the perfect pie for an all-American holiday. But the lifelines were not even used pumpkin pie was the answer. Literally yours was the only one that was in Nangle would have gone. You know what? This is a tie, but I'm going to give you the pumpkin pie. Tie goes to the guest. Wow. I also don't like pumpkin pie. My grandma used to me. You like pumping your cat? Oh, it looks like a fancy pumpkin pie. Oh, it's a little tiny one. Look at that. Thank you. I'll give it to my kid.

How about that? That's great. Oh, hey, that was pie in this guy. I'm kind of giving it to your kid, too, in a way, kind of. Yeah, thank you. Please stop setting gifts to my kid, Mitch. It's getting weird. Hey, just like a restaurant, I buy your feedback. Let's up to the feedback. Today's email is from Chris. Chris writes, yo, dough. Last year on a whim, I entered a raw garlic eating competition at a Massachusetts garlic and arts festival.

Come on, Chris. The rules were to eat one at a time until there were three contestants remaining. Then as many as we could eat in one minute. We ate 10. Then I ate 15 more for the win. Wow. So 25 raw garlic cloves, I guess, or bulbs?

I guess clothes. I mean, yeah, cloves and bulbs very different. I recently entered. A free night that night for that guy. I have to assume it was it was cloves. I think it was bulbs. It would have been specified. I recently entered 25 garlic bulbs is insane.

I recently entered again to defend my title and the competition was much stronger. It took 35 to weed us down to three contestants. I ate 19 in one minute, but a true alpha named Ricardo ate 21. Both of us beat the previous Fest record of 52. My stomach definitely couldn't compete in a traditional competition like wings or hot dogs.

My question is, what weird food eating competition do you think you could excel in and what is your goal? Wally and Irma Nation. And Mitch, a pick was included. I will embiggin this for everyone's viewing.

Looks like there's Chris triumphant. I imagine at the festival. I was picturing Ben Arstaling for a minute, but it's good to know what's a dip of Chris. I think I'm a pretty good chugger You're a pretty good chugger You don't believe it for whatever No, I'm also a pretty good chugger

I mean like I have a large volume of I can hold a large volume of liquid within my body Check this out Mitch is chugging an aquafina bottle That was pretty good You did get a lot of it all over your beard and shirt But that was pretty good I wasn't that good

I feel chugging from a bottle is like a lot harder than a glass Thank you, Amelia. I feel like you do that on dates. And she doesn't even ever jack it off yet. She's like, oh. You haven't even ordered drinks yet. You just pull out an alpulina. Slide those napkins down to my pants a little bit.

I'm a good chugger. You don't believe me. Watch this. I feel like I need to have it. Can you go get me a drink? I want to prove that I can chug. I believe it. I believe it.

You don't have to demonstrate it. You weren't you on the crew team? I was on that crew I rode crew I feel like that seems like a Yeah I didn't I didn't like to hang out With the crew guy so Just water

I feel like everything's gonna be cold That's okay, that's helps me What do you want to chug? Do you want something some effervescence? You want something? Yeah, what do you want? Yeah, I'll do something carbonated I'll chucked a coke

You want a coke? I want to prove to that I can charge You want a coke heavy? It's caffeine You can don't do a coke heavy I need to stay up I got to do an audition after this It's your funeral

I just want to prove to you I can chug I believe you you don't have anything to prove okay you don't have to do it no one here doesn't believe that you can yeah I believe you can chug all right never mind I guess he's a chug dealer I I so here this is not this is not orthogical to the question but I will say one one contest I always win is anything involved with lung capacity because I can hold my breath for a very long time I won the the Superman

competition as a kid, which was a face-down float in the pool. Whoa. And I was just down there. I could outlast it everything. The crowd left. Including your parents. Were your parents like, hey, you should

enter this. Take my son, please. No, Coke. All right, Mitch is turning down the coconut water in exchange for a Coke heavy. But that was because I remember that, I was probably

like eight years old or something like that, but I just remember being faced down in the and I was just like, I like, I could go, I'd go all day. And then I just feel someone's just like, just grab me and like pulled me out of the pool. It's like, you won, you won. I was like, okay, all right, you know, yeah, as well. Wolf to mouth. It sounds like a child pedophile organized that.

So they would get an opportunity to do mouth to mouth and mouth. I, um, but yeah, anything. Nick's running it now. Superman float competition, my backyard, my above ground pool. I really So yeah If there was anything like that That involved holding my breath

I'd be in good shape But if we're talking about actual food consumption Yeah I can do a lot of liquid You do great at fucking tea competition You do great in loving in an elevator I could be loving in an elevator That song's about going down What is I eat?

Oh it's about eating pussy Yeah What uh You know what I like sweets make me nauseated But I bet we're talking oysters earlier. I bet it could slurp down a lot of oysters and I beg a lot of raw shrimp. I bet like that's the sort of stuff where my

stomach would not turn from it. I think I could just take down a bunch of. Raw shrimp? That's my mom. Okay. Hi mom. You don't want me to jug the Coke? Okay. I didn't answer. I feel like I'm not good at any of these things. Yeah, that's the other thing. Now I'm thinking back on the shrimp off,

which we did with Hollywood Handbook. Oh, you were really bad on the shrimp off. So maybe I maybe should eat my words. No, it wasn't raw. I didn't know that was the thing people eat raw. Yeah. I mean, I think they do anything. Like, the way these eating competitions work, there's fucking everything is out there. You know, people will just eat like corn cobs or whatever, but just gallons of mashed potatoes. All that stuff is on the tape. Are you talking about that or is this your porn?

I mean, I feel like I could do the garlic club. I feel like that's easier. Yeah, I could do that. I mean, especially where they, but they were just raw, huh? You know what I could do is spicy. I can do a lot of spicy. Oh, yeah. I used to be able to do spicy, but I feel like it would kill me now.

Like I would do it, but then it would afterwards. Because I did Howlin Ray's extra Howlin or whatever. Yes. And I ate it and people are like, you're really eating that? And I was like, I am. And then I almost died the next two days or whatever. Right. But I don't know if like I can eat a lot of Doritos.

You know what I mean? It's pretty good. But I can't eat them fast. I don't know. I don't know if there's anything in particular. I mean, if it was an endurance contest. Sure. But it's often about speed.

It's often about speed. Yeah. Is there anything you think? I mean, like I could eat a whole. pizza. I could eat a large cheese pizza and I could probably do it pretty quick as my guess, but like I'm not going to any of this stuff. Speed eating a pizza. I'm a good chugger. That's that is what I'm good at. I don't believe you. God. Well, I do it. I do believe you. Don't Mitch do you don't have to do it. No, I do. I do this look. We all make sacrifices for the podcast.

This feels like a teen movie where you're like I can climb to the top of the water tower and we're like we don't you don't have to do it. You're like, no, I'm going to do it. You're like, no, I'm going to do it. it and there's a lightning storm and then you do it but we're telling you not to do it and i get struck by lightning you know i am the loser who needs to prove himself but i do i do i do kind of want to prove it well well am i going to be slow i feel like if it was out of a glass i would do quicker but i might want a glass we can get you glass no no no no no no no but you stick your key in the side like to give it some air yeah is that what that's for yeah yeah yeah i didn't know that air can get in otherwise you have to let it in through the mouth hole yeah that's why a lot of like professional

like they like push air into the top of the bottle and it like swirls down basically or if you do it with a bottle people will put like a straw in it so that they can air can get in while you're chugging all right maybe i'll get a cup maybe i will get a cup pint glass amelia i'm not trying to make amelia can you go to my house and get a cup yeah i think is it just because you couldn't remember what you wanted to yell at her about so you're just thinking i mean this is probably a part of it Amelia went viral for with a doughboys cup just recently. We'll have her talk about it when she gets back. She got hundreds of thousands of views on TikTok. How about that? More than any doughboys clip or doughboys episode ever.

I'm not on TikTok. I'm also not on Instagram, but I never, like, deactivated my Instagram account. And I've, like, over the years, I've, like, I've had friends who've been, like, you never accepted my invite or whatever, my request. And I'm like, I haven't. checked it and so Adam Pally is in was he ever on the show? Yeah, we've got Valley on yeah. So he's in my episode of The Simpsons,

which is this Sunday. Wow. And he posted about it on Instagram and then used my old handle like written by Nanglish. So now I have to, I feel like I need to go on Instagram and like reactivate

just to be like, guys, nobody be mad. I. All right, he's got it. He's got it poured. I think I can, Chuck. I wonder what you'll think. you think I wonder if you'll just think this is slow

that's my that's my worry yeah you should time me um Amelia we're talking about your viral video by the way also watch Nangles watch Nangles uh Simpsons episode yeah it's with friend of the pot Adam Pally won't this be after is this Thursday this will be out after the episode will come out this past Sunday

right but it'll be on Hulu because it goes on Hulu like the next day or something it's called it's called Keep Chalm and Gary on it's about Gary Chalmers I love it there you yeah and watch Amelia's viral TikTok Check out my viral TikTok What's your account?

Skidmark Or Amelia dot Marino might be the You showed it to me Because I'm also not on TikTok And I was like this is what TikTok is There are all these like fucking comments scrolling the whole time I was like this is unwatchable

It's overwhelming It like freaks me out I don't TikTok But it's a cool video Jimmy's watching Jimmy's watching She doesn't think you can do that She might want her seat back

She can't. Oh, she'll hop over the box. Move the box. Ready? No. Oh. Come on, come baby. Get up there.

Come on. You get to help me chug. She's like, I'm going to make sure you don't bar first. Here, sorry. I'm trying to hide my address. Come on. I'm sorry. Get up there, girl.

Come on. All right. She's just watching. Here we go. Three, two, one, go. There he goes. There he chugs, folks. Down the hatch, down is the throat.

Wow. Five second. Minimal spillage down the front of the golf shirt. what was the total time five just about five seconds even now we know where's the burp come on I did already

I guess you can chug I am impressed I am too yeah that's pretty good it was fast you didn't have to do that it's fine it's good

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830 go to that's 830 4663-684 for our producers Emma Erdbrink, our social producer Amelia Marino. Our video editors, Mike Dorfman, uh, doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com slash doughboys and the doughboys double our weekly bonus episode plus our entire pre-2018 back catalog is over at patreon.com slash doughboys. Wow. Christine Nangle. What an absolute delight to have you back. Such a pleasant with this is you're back in the regular rotation. You've got to be come on the show more often. Now that the world's a little bit more normal. I'd always always a treat to have you on.

If I'm not, people, you need to demand it. Please, we love it. You got to make some noise. Yeah. Neng, make your voices. You're back in the rotation. You're coming back soon. Yeah.

And we'll fill you in on all the bits that you've missed since then. It's really good. Because I am not going to listen. Yeah. I won't. Not even to this one. You come back in a year. It's like, we're still doing the gator.

Yeah, it's a gator bit. And I'm like, guys, you can't be tricked that much again. I mean, we're going on. It's been like a year. A year and a half. Shame on you at this, a lot. That coax got me a little energized, wise. Nangle, please plug away.

Just, I don't know. I guess it's good to make people aware of a show called The Simpsons. I'm on Blue Sky at Nanglish, and that's all you need to know. Do you like Blue Sky? I have not delved into Blue Sky yet. I do. I, um, it's like scratching the, like, the downfall of Twitter, I feel, I almost feel embarrassed that I was, I felt, I feel bad about it. Yeah, sure.

I did enjoy a lot of elements of it. And I feel like I really did meet, like, friends. No, I met people on Twitter. Yeah, for sure. And also just like, friends of the show, Libby Watson, uh, Jesse Ferrar, Mike Hale, these are, Stefan Hack. These are all people that, that I, I met know through Twitter. Yeah. And, and, like, you kind of get, and also just, I haven't been on Instagram really. ever but like you you kind of get removed taken out of someone's like field of you almost like yeah sure about you or you forget about them right like all that and it really bombs me out that to not have that anymore um so blue sky is like a lot of the same people it's a lot of politics talk um and so i learn i get a lot of my news that way and like i like follow jemel and he post you know always says the smartest thing that anyone is

is possibly saying. I guess I also know Jamel through Twitter. Really? Yeah. I think about it. Yeah. Um, and he's got great, he's got great Instagram videos wise. That's why that's, uh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, he has,

uh, it makes you feel more sane. Yeah, he does. That's exactly right. Like, he makes me feel like he's seeing this too. Yeah. Um, but then also like, you don't, I don't feel crazy posting like dumb puns or something like that. It's like kind of, you can have whatever.

And some people say it's like an echo chamber of like leftist stuff or whatever, but also like some people aren't on social media because they want to be called a bitch or like all these other words and stuff like that or anything like that. So I like it. You see the echo chamber of X on the other side. I will look at it and it's a horrified. I've looked at it. I look at it from time to time. I don't want to delete. I just feel like there's so much. Is there a world where Elon sells it at some point and it becomes normal again? I don't know if that's ever going to happen. It's just,

I just, I just, I just, it's also, it's like a little bit of, like, a diary or something like, not that I posted,

like, super personal stuff, but you can kind of see, like, the evolution of some stuff and, like, some videos I made that I posted to Twitter. Like, I can't get the,

like, I don't feel, I don't want to post it, like, I don't want to draw any traffic to Twitter or whatever. So it just, I feel so sad about what it became.

But, yeah, like, I can't, I can't believe what it became. in the sense that like I like will read it and be like I can't believe people are saying all these horrible things like just out loud it's horrible I fully I fully deleted deactivated my my ex account like early this year I just like I wasn't on Twitter for two or three years and I was just like oh fuck it I'll just delete this fucking thing so I'm squat on it I squatted to your name I took it

that's what I'm worried about like I made it private so you have to already be following me to see my tweets but but I don't want anyone to be posting like under my yeah like to just you know get that an English name. Right. So anyway, blue sky, but really none of us should be on social media. It's true. Go outside.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Go outside and while you're there, listen to a podcast. That'll do it for this episode of Doe Boys. Until next time for the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell, I'm Tiger Weiger. Happy eating. See ya.

We'll see at New York Comic Con. Wow. That was a hate gum podcast.