Doughboys - Denny's 4 with Jesse Farrar

Episode Date: November 6, 2025

Jesse Farrar (YKS, Go Off Kings) joins the 'boys to talk sci-fi franchises, past Tennessee adventures, and Tony Yoman before diving into a review of the Denny's Good Fortune menu. Plus, a new edition of Chips Inhale Reschew Rangers.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSources for this week's intro:https://burgerbeast.com/burger-chef/https://blog.history.in.gov/burger-chef-hoosier-fast-food-pioneer/https://time.com/104799/burger-chef-mad-men-history/https://popcrush.com/movie-food-tie-in-history/https://skywalkingthroughneverland.com/star-wars-fast-food-premiums-1978-1997/https://www.mashed.com/804437/why-burger-kings-70s-star-wars-promotion-was-so-groundbreaking/https://youtu.be/zFLJ0HrE7LU?si=bSVtXJvhahVU3tiNSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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In 1940, the McDonald brothers, Dick and Mack, opened their eponymous burger restaurant in the SoCal City of San Bernardino. While these days, they're best remembered for having their creation Zuckerberged away from them by franchising kingpin Ray Crock, their chain and their name endures. But a decade and change later, over in the Hoosier State, a different set of enterprising brothers, Frank and Donald Thomas, along with Robert Wildman, founded their own hamburger joint called Burger Chef. McDonald's and Burger Chef would spend the 50s.

through the 70s competing for superiority. In 1971, Burger Chef was amazingly the nation's second largest chain restaurant overall. And in 1977, Burger Chef and current Beef Number 2 Burger King would co-pioner a new frontier in the Fast Food Wars, movie tie-ins. With no one yet willing to pay up for exclusivity, the chains embarked on a duel of the fates with their own Star Wars promotions, Burger Chef offering pretty badass-looking illustrated posters, and Burger King offering its better-remembered commemorative drinking glasses. Though, as film crushes Matt Singer pointed out, those did contain lead paint.

A vintage Burger Chef commercial from the era even features C-3PO and R2D2 requesting the posters from a cashier. However, Burger Chef would be bludgeoned when McDonald's entered the tie-in world in 1979. Happy Meals with themed toys owning the marketplace from that point onward. In 1996, the year McDonald's and Burger King offered dueling toy story promotions, Burger Chef shuddered permanently. And 29 years later, it's a mostly forgotten piece of 21st Century Americana, briefly revived in the zeitgeist via Season 7 Mad Men plotline. Today, vintage Burger Chef's Chewbacca posters and packaging like the Land Speed or Fun Box now go for hundreds on eBay. But far more significantly, tie-in meals with films and other narrative art are now ubiquitous and inescapable. And with a new feature comedy offering themed burgers and nuggets, through its groundbreaking efforts, Burger Chef's bad fortune has become America's good fortune.

This week on Do Boys, we return once again to Denny's for the Good Fortune menu. Welcome to Do Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Tiger Weiger, along with my co-host. One burger after another. Wow. The spoon man, Mike Mitchell. This plays into what happened before the episode. We'll talk about it. Hi, Mitch and Nick.

Here's a roast to commemorate PTA's kick-ass new movie, one battle after another. Still haven't seen it. Wow. I know. I've got to see it. I've been out to see any movies. What's going on? I mean, I can't focus on a movie right now.

Yeah, yeah. I get that I get so fucking stir crazy. I just like, I get out there. And it's just like, I want to be able to focus on this thing, you know? You just basically go in and jack off and leave, right? That's basically it. And, like, you know, the thing you're always. hoping for is that movie we're going to sit

in it, you know, like you're so engaged. There's some stuff to jack off to you in one battle after or not, I'll tell you that much. Okay, all right, you have my attention. Let's just say the opening, there's some stuff going on with I love openings. With Sean Penn and there's some horniness going on. Runner-ups, I consider we're Bob

Bergerson and Steely. You guys know what I'm talking about? No one's seen it. Bob Bergerson and Steely Dan's Dirty Fork. Just want to say Nick, congrats on your extreme T-levels, and also I'm so glad you choose to become an entertainer over a nursing school. entertainer used lightly. You mentioned the gang

it provided so much joy and laughter to so many people over there. That wasn't in the note. That was my aside. I shouldn't have said that undercut the I thought that that guy. I thought that guy said it's say this in a funny voice. I'm going to take it again.

Runner up saying it said it were Bob Bergerson and Steely Dan's so I'm just use the retake. I don't know as they consider where Bob Bergerson and Steely Dan's dirty fork. Just want to say Nick, congrats on your extreme T level. And also I'm so glad you choose to became an entertainer over nursing school.

Entertainment used lightly. You mentioned the gang have provided so much joy and laughter to so many people over the years in the show something I look forward to each week. Love you, boys, Cheers, Mason from Colorado, roast at bird fuck.com. Yes, so the one burger after another roast,

which is well-crafted Mason, comes on the heels of, you know, our guest tool introduced in a second. As a... We had... If you listen to the last soup double, you're probably like,

P.U., that was a stinky one. Yeah. We had a bad double. We had a bad double that was last week's... I think it would have been two weeks ago at this point, right? And we're recording this episode afterwards and like, a good episode. We need a good episode. And I was like, we really do. And I was like,

let me see here. We need like a guest that's going to come in here and change the energy. And I look at it's like, oh, fuck. Shit. We're maybe fucked, wise. We're possibly fucked. But you're in a slump. We're, we're going to hit a, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're, we're o for two today, which is fine. I'm just calling it right now. We're going to be O for two. I think there's a chance this, I think this episode is going to be good. I think we're going to have a good time. All right. Well, see what happens. Speaking of our guest, we'll introduce in just a second here.

Somebody recently had a child. This is public knowledge is the thing you've talking about. Yeah, that's true. And was your third child. That's right. And this guy's virile. Check his T-level. Well, not as much lately.

You know, the first couple of go-rounds was actually, it was a cinch. But, you know, as you get older, it's a couple more bites at the apple. It takes a little more doing. Yeah. Which I'm happy to do. There you go. I just don't want to think about you. I don't want to think about you in that way at all, basically.

Basically, the only stuff you've said to me so far today has been about your cock. It's true. It's sort of unfair that I can't volley it back your way. Anyway, this context gives us that our guest was, we asked if he'd seen one battle after another had not. And I thought I had the clever bone moe Of like these days for you It's more like one rattle after another And Mitch, you hit the roof

I did I said Wags Take a look here Went to my notes app Searched Rattle And what came up Wags You're exact Your exact pun Yeah

One Rattle after another baby ass bitch That's what I was going to say to you From October 10th, 2025 And you also didn't know the roast was one burger after another. I did not know that. So this is like a nice little bit of kismet here. But you could have, if that hadn't happened in the kitchen,

you could have come right at me with that right in the immediate after me. 100%. It would have been so tight and so good. It would have been so much fun. And now it's just fucking a disaster. Emma, let's grab that all. And we can maybe use the all. Yeah.

Along with my co-host, one burger after another, the spoon man, Mike Mitchell. Hey, you know what it's like for you? One rattle. Fuck. Rosa, perfect. Knock. You know, it's like, do you one braddle after another, you baby ass, bitch? Fuck.

It should be one burger after another bite, P-I-T-A. Oh, like Pita Anderson. By P-D-A-A-Anderson. P-A-Anderson's pretty good. Peter Anderson's pretty good. But do we sound too much like Lois? That's the whole issue with Pita. Yeah, we do.

Peter. Peter, yeah, yeah. Peter? Peter. Oh, that's good. I was coming in clutch with a lowest impression. That's so, Emilio over at the dais. God damn.

Like, fall back. We're in the fallback zone. We're in the fallback zone. Haven't we been in the fallback zone? No. We haven't? November 1st is when it happened. October is not fall?

Fall back, which is the daylight savings time. Oh, that's what you're talking about. The daylight saving. Got it. We've fallen back. Here's a fun pedantic thing I like to do. It's actually daylight saving time. It's not savings.

People throw the yes in there. I regret it bringing it up at all. Is it really daylight saving time? It's stupid. I've onboarded that and that'll be my new person. personality. Thank you. That's huge. Can I be honest with you? Yeah. It improved. In improvement. I know. I know. Daylight saving time. It is, hey, one extra hour at the bar last weekend, dude. I know you took advantage of that. You know it. Yeah. Staying past last call.

Oh my God. Or two last call. That's, I'm doing that all the time. 60 more minutes of slaying trim, my guys. You know what I'm saying? Hell yeah. Do they do it anymore? They used to do it at birds. They would let you stay. Because I think it is 3 a.m. It goes to, is that what it is? Goes to, In the spring, it's, no, yeah. Yeah, you fall back. So you go back from 2 a.m. to 1 a. I swear to God they used to let you do this at the bar.

Some bars do, I think. Okay. There's a bar in Boston called a Corner Tavern that was like on Mass Ave, like underneath some building somewhere. It's like a dive bar and they used to let, we knew that. So we would go there because you'd get the extra hour. Yeah. I bet it's the kind of bullshit that is actually legislated.

Like there is some rule about like what you, but, but they could probably get slip under the radar either way. Yeah. I like, I like this time of year. I think that this is more of my. my, like, I think my, my circadian rhythm. Mm. Is it circadian?

Is it circadian? Yeah. It's not saccate. You actually have a circadian rhythm. You're saying I suck or it's like the bug. Whatever one or the bug. It's like a small bug. Oh, it's a small.

You're saying, comparing it to my game. It's a small bug and you only come once every seven years. But it is a voracious load. Everyone's really annoyed about it. Come on. dude oh he's fucking doing it again i once every seven years i they do they got something right those bugs they go sleep for seven years they come up and they and they uh they mate and then that's it right right yeah yeah they die right yeah because then there's like their shells around right

yeah yeah those yeah those shells good way to go yeah way to go i think it sounds like a better life to me honestly being being unconscious for most of its duration i thought they're just kind of sleeping i don't know what sleep but what do you think sleep what would you think sleep is. I mean, you dream and so on during them. So they have a little cicada dreams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's fine. I guess it is. I guess it's, I guess you're not conscious. Don't be upset. It doesn't. It's not

a big deal. All their dreams are fantasies about fucking to death. Pretty good. I mean, look, before this started, we said that, and I don't know if I've said this on the show before, there should be a nightmare on Elm Street that, a Christmas nightmare on Elm Street. Yeah, would you call it

Christmas, Christmas night? Because there's nightmare before Christmas, but you You can't use that IP, obviously. I can't use that. So is it a Christmas nightmare before Chris? A Christmas nightmare on Elm Street. A Christmas nightmare on Elm Street. That's probably what it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or nightmare on Elm Street Christmas. How's that? A nightmare on Elm Street Christmas is pretty good. A very nightmare on Elm Street Christmas? A very nightmare on Elm Street Christmas is. I kind of like that, too. You're borderline gilding the lily, but I do like it.

I think it's pretty good. Yeah. I've talked to you before where they should put a CPAP, like the chubby guys, the hero of the movie because he can't dream. and so like Freddy's like I can't get in there and like the guy's like you know choking to death basically on his own

he's having a hundred episodes in a minute or whatever yeah yeah so Freddy can't get Freddy can't get in there that's pretty cool I think that would be but then the chubby guy has to never be treated for his sleep apnea

well he's the key like he is the key he's like the chosen one but he's also like essentially tortured for the rest of his life yeah I guess so but are you saying does he start with a CPAP on and then later on they figured like if you just take that thing off

you're not going to dream. You're not going to have the dream, yeah. Okay. And then I'm saying he's helpful to, like, the, like, the in-shape teens and everything like that. You know what I mean? He's the guy who does it, Freddy can't get. Yeah. Do you have an idea of who you would want to be in this role?

Uh, I might take over the role of Freddie. Okay, right. Okay. You're, oh, Freddy? I could be, look, Robert England's hard to replace, but if you want, if you were trying to imply that I would be the fat teen. I'm 43 years old. Well, you know, you just said guy who's around teens, so I didn't know if that would be.

She's like you're just hanging out. I know if that was your angle. All right. Actually, that's kind of fun, because Freddie does, I mean, he is mostly teens, but he does, like, he has, like, killed a parent or two. Like, you're unk and you're around the teens, and you're, like, you're helping them by not having a good life. I mean, yeah, that could, that, that, that would work in a way.

I think it would work. Wags. Who wants some white claws? Whoa. Oh, Uncle Mitch. Okay, cool. Yeah, this guy's cool as hell. It's like, Ma.

He's like, you're kind of a ma sort of thing. But it's, but you're, oh, man, unk is a. as a counterpart to Ma is a good pick. A spin-off from Ma to Unk is pretty good. Yeah, I like that. Unk is pretty good. Because there's a different dynamic there all together with Unk. Yeah, this is going into the Brother Act that we pitched recently. I loved that.

Yeah, that's, I mean. Brother X-R is a winner. That was so, Sister Act 2 is on, it's essentially on repeat in the Ferrar household. Wow. Popular with the family. Popular with the family. Ferrar. That's how you say it. Okay. Do you like the Like

Is the reason Cister Act 2 resonates over Cister Act 1 Or are you watching both of them? That's funny I wonder Yeah, it is Cister Act 2 is canonically the one

Yeah And that doesn't happen very often I don't know I mean I always think a Cister Act As like the mood Like I love Cister Act I don't think a Cister Act 2 is better I think Cister Act 1 is well

Is really well constructed But back in the habit Has a bigger cultural impact You think so? I don't know I'm trying to yanking my chain I'm trying around I don't know what

I Is there anything in the house that plays Great subtitle back in the habit It is good Is there anything in the house that plays That you're like Ah turn that rack at all You know what I'm saying

Like anything like the Yeah so lately it's been K-pop demon hunters Sure I think that's very popular That's very yeah That's enormous Did they watch any like shitty sitcoms

Or anything like that Okay Young Sheldon fans So actually a thousand percent All of the shitty Like they It's funny because a like a laugh-tracked

multi-cam sitcom is like fucking foreign to teenagers. Sure. So it is like unique to them in a way that to us it's like well here's another one of the million things I grew up watching. Sure, right. And to them it's like what, this isn't a fucking cartoon? Like it's just

like weird to them. They don't see it. So yeah, Big Bang Theory. There was a time where Big Bang Theory was always on and now my wife was like okay, dad doesn't like it. So like let's do something else. You've got a problem with the Big Bang Theory. I just think it sucks. I'm sorry. I think it sucks. And it's not even their fault. I shouldn't make fun of young Sheldon like that.

Why? He seems like a nice little boy. He's not real. You mean the actor. Yeah. If he was 70 years older, I would set him up with my widowed mother. Right. If young Sheldon was old, Sheldon, I would love him to take my mom out. That'd be adorable. What if he was like one of those guys who had one of them, he had like a disease where he like looked young? I mean, I think it would still be Nick illegal if that's what you're asking.

No, I'm saying, well, what if you found out the actor who plays young Sheldon is currently, like, a 78-year-old man? Oh, wow. And he just got that disease. Yeah, yeah. He's got the, he's got the Benjamin Button syndrome. Then I'd say, this checks a lot of boxes. Come and meet my mama. It checks a lot of boxes.

What boxes? Checks one box. Is of legal age, looks like a child. That's interesting. The boxes, I guess. I think, I think he seems like a gentleman. He does seem like a gentleman. I've been saying about a young Sheldon.

Everyone should pray for their mother to have an old young Sheldon in their life. Everyone should pray for their mother to have an old young Sheldon. Yeah. No, you're right. You know what? Go back to your demon hunters bullshit. What is that? You're coming at me.

I'm not. I'm not. We're having fun. They will put on, you know, I know when my wife is feeling, she's in her feelings a little bit. Pride and prejudice will go on, but I like that one. Pratton Bridges is just good. That one's our Emma will go on. Yeah. That's great. What is, what is, what is, what is your hat? Sorry. Well, so Mitch, this is funny.

This is wild. We, let's play your drop. We get introduced our guests. We can talk about it. All right. I'm going to hit him with a drop. Dude thing. This is a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. It's a dude thing. Countthropula Countthropula And ladies we know you're flascing them tities And ladies we know you're flascing them tities And ladies we know you flasting them titties

Count tropula Count dropula kind of pulling the Jamaican dance hall move Putting his own name in there I honestly liked it I thought it was pretty good I like the far at the end I like the fart at the end I didn't like what I was saying

I didn't like to hear my You didn't like your voice saying, ladies show me them titty. Yes, I didn't like that. I don't like that. At the end, a Count Dropula signature at this point? I think it might be. I think it's kind of this thing. Hey, everyone, I'm proud of each of you.

Love Count Dropula on Instagram. That's really nice. That was good. Count Drapula, that was good as hell. What's up? Drops at BirdFuck.com. I love watching you do your thing, man. You know what I like in, can I just talk about something I like in music?

Yeah. I like in a rock and roll song where there's just a guy talking. You know what I'm talking? about yeah you know what you know me like like like we're rocking all time and we're gonna keep on rockin oh no uh yeah yeah everyone knows what i'm talking about we gotta keep on rocking for as long as we're rocking we're gonna keep on rocking that's that is not far off but i'm great i'm talking about like you know like you hear like a um uh uh wieser yeah you know uh call me baby what is that is that saying so like it starts off

And when it starts off, they're like, hey, man, I'll see you after the show. You know what I'm talking about? I like, I like some, like some, like a little bit of dialogue. I like some dialogue. Yeah, sure. And I feel like they do, I feel like dialogue doesn't happen as much anymore. You know what you would love? What's that?

Rap skits. I do like rap skits. You like the rap skits. I do like rap skits. Yeah. Eddie Griffin was in Chronic 2001, I believe. Chronic 2001 has some absolutely heinous skits on it. Yes, there has some bad skits on there.

It's what got me into comments. send your bad skits to drops at bird fuck.com our guest today from YKS and the Golf Kings, our friend Jesse Farage. Hi, J.F. Hello. Oh, you got so much for getting it. You got to introduce them. I didn't really care about that part of it. No, of course not Matt. You don't, you don't like a guy talking. Dave Matthews has a song where a guy, it's lying our graves has like them talking

a little bit at some point. You know, uh, we're going to lie in our graves. I mean, it's not far off. Tonight. Like, it doesn't have to be about this. song. Yeah, sure. But, you know, when you were talking about, like, we're going to keep on rocking, you know what else I like? See if you're on this with me. Like,

a guitarist who's doing a solo, but it's no big deal. You know, when he's just like, kind of like, when he's just like, he does like a big solo and just kind of it's like, it's no big, you know what I mean? Like, barely he barely reacts. Wait, wait, do you mean, like, do you mean that it's kind of a minimalist solo? Or do you mean it's a, it's a maximalist solo? It's like,

he's shredding. He's shredding, but he's just kind of, but he's just not doing, he's not acting way very much. He's like, he's like, he's just it fucking straight. Yeah, that is fun. Yeah, that's fun as hell. Yeah, it is cool. It's sort of the Jack Black, Kyle Gas, dynamic. Jack Black is fucking freaking the fuck out. Yeah. Yes. And Kyle Gas is kind of doing his thing. But those guys will never work together again, I guess. That is true. What Kyle Gas did was unacceptable. That's right. Jack Black is my friend. I'm not taking it. I like Jack Black. No one's criticizing Jack Black. You left the, you left Comedy Central when he came over to say hello. Yeah, we told the story before.

I know. I said I. He said I. He's not. He said I. He. He's a. He. He He's your friend? He is my friend. He did. So this is that thing. I mean, I would say, yeah, he's your friend, right? Like, you see him he recommends you. You think he's Mitch's friend?

I think he knows who Mitch is and is excited to see Mitch. Do you think if you ask Jack Black, are you Mitch's friend? He would say, yes. I think he'd say, who's Mitch. Of course. But I think he knows who Mitch is. If he saw him. Yeah, if he saw him, he's like, hey, how's it going?

Hey, there's that guy. Yeah. Yeah. You think you're friends? We're Instagram friends. That's fun. Oh, boy. who the fuck what the fuck

how many hunters are you friends with this is where I live there's actors here I'm friends with Jack Black Jay have I for people who are not familiar with your work you live out there in Tennessee I do live in Tennessee you are wearing a camo hat and we did not it's a bit of a camo print it's not exactly that it's more of a woodland print

we didn't we we didn't get closure on what the hat actually is it has a Japanese I think katakana writing there with a number two Los Angeles 897. It is a Predator 2 Japanese language hat. It is. Very cool. It is cool. And so you had to start wearing this hat because of some sort of deal with the court. It just has to say predator

in any language. Found a technicality. Yeah, well, I'm just kind of a movie guy. It's just kind of a movie. Well, it's very funny that you were wearing a Predator 2 hat because before this started, you said that prey, we're talking about We were talking about the best versus movies.

We're talking about because we were talking about Freddy's Nightmare on Elm Street Christmas or a very nightmare on Elm Street Christmas. And that leads into Freddy versus Jason, which naturally leads into Alien versus Predator Whoever wins we lose. And then that leads into a larger discussion

of the Alien and Predator franchises. And I said I liked Freddy versus Jason to be out here. Do you want to pause for all the ladies listening to put a towel down before they... Because obviously this is we're revving everyone up. Yeah. And they're already earlier following your command to show their titty. Now you've got them soaked?

To be in the room when those fat losers started talking about their favorite sci-fi franchises. Putting a towel down, that's... Sorry. I mean, it's just a lot. It is a lot, right? I'm sorry. You got to put a towel down sometimes. I guess you do have to put a towel down sometimes.

I'm just saying, this whole show is about guys coming. It's true. That's true. Can we get a little cum for the ladies? Ladies got to come, too. And it's not weird for me to do. It's not weird for me to say that. It's not weird.

And now I will say that our gaze hasn't gone in that direction of the room for a little bit. There's now an invisible wall here for the rest of the episode. We're safe if we're over here. Exactly. And we just look at each other. That's right. And actually, not even Jemmy. Nope, not even Jemmy.

The hands are going in the pocket and we're saying, ladies come. We're just going. Ladies come, right? You can say whatever you like around me. Jemmy, you horny Southern Bell. us girls do got to get all rocks off what is jimmy going for

his Halloween do we know yet no no clue yet oh so that was the break you you broke that wall for us you you you you weren't looking over at the dais and then you said what is jemmy going

and then all three of us looked immediately afterwards to break the wall you guys you guys are red as strawberries right now but I think emma and I have the kind of relationship where I can ask

what her dog is going as for Halloween I don't think what are you weighing I don't allow it. You get crayon? I haven't thought about it too much. I've never been a huge Halloween person myself. I'm not a big costume person, so I don't think about it for her.

I don't know where we'd go. I think she'd hate a party. And Gemmy doesn't, like, isn't crazy about wearing stuff in my memory. No, she has, she does, like, she has two hoodies that we wear when it's cold out, that she doesn't seem to mind to actually find they, like, work like anxiety blankets for her a little bit. So when she's anxious and I put it on, she gets all cozied up. But maybe her turpland hoodie. Can I give a Halloween suggestion?

Yeah. Arf FK. Like the dog version of RFFK is really good. What would the costume look like? Really good. You'd probably have to shock her throat a lot, I guess, to get in the video. Yeah, you could put the shock collar on her throat. I put a little speaker on her.

It's just like RFK quotes. Mark, Mark. There's like a little worm right here. Yeah, that's fun. Hey, how's it going? You know. RFK-9. Oh.

That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's a movie, too, really. I don't know. Fuck you. You came up with a better one. I also thought of a... It should be Nightmare on 34th Street.

Oh, that's good. Pretty good. What are you doing over there? I'm coming up with things in my head. It's good to brainstorm all. It's good skill to have. I don't think so. All right, so we should close this wall back off.

Let's close it up. Let's close it up. It would be nice if we get some slow closing, like, curtains. They're just... Yeah. So I'm alien and I can do other stuff back here and not have to watch. What would the video feed? Or is it in front?

Do we just move the cameras up? I think you still see them. They're just on the other side. People don't want to watch this, so they'd probably be okay with it. Yeah. I like the idea of a curtain. Privacy curtain. We could close it during, like, at the end of the episodes, it would be fun.

It's like Mario. I want my own, too. I would love that. You want the get smart pause. It's not soundproof in the curtain. I'm just putting that out there. You're not even getting notice with me. That thing's going to close and open back up.

I'm done. like a magician. Quick change act. The quick change act. Well, America's got talent. They fucking love that. They do. They're right up.

Did you already say get well soon to Red Panda the... Get well soon to Red Panda. The Red Panda the... We should have because as the NBA season is now underway as this episode's released. Red Panda, the NBA halftime performer, had an injury. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm not sure. This happened a while ago.

I'm not sure if they're... I haven't checked up on... Honestly, I haven't been monitoring the off-season that much. Is this the lady with the bowls? Yeah, she stacks the bulls. Yeah, on the unicycle and stuff. What happened? What do you fucking think?

Just a really dangerous thing to be doing. Yeah, I mean, I figure, but I don't know what happened. She got hit by a car, Mitch. What do you mean? I don't, did she fall during her performance? Yes, I believe she did. Yeah, I think so, yeah. The bowls is pretty gnarly.

Oh, man, it was gnarly. Jesus. This is a while ago. Yeah, well, the problem was a fan through a bowl at her and it wasn't the one she was expecting. And so she tried to grab it with the foot. Oh, no. The weight was off because it's a game of inches. Yeah.

Yeah. But, you know, you get so popular, fans start throwing bowls. You guys have this. Yeah, we're going to be, the bowls are being thrown at us all the time. Then you went on tour, you said the guy came up and tried to give you a bowl, and you're like, we do not really, we're not really doing the bowl. We're not really a bowl thing. Detroit, that did happen. He gave you the bowl.

He gave you the ball. I think he was trying to give us a bowl. He came up on stage. Yeah. Yeah. Nick was, maybe the most scared I've seen you when the man came up on stage. Well, because I thought it was going to be killed. Yeah.

And part of me was welcoming it. Right. But another part of me was dreading, you know, the infinite beyond. So I just, like, I think you just have those, those conflicted, you know, emotions. Thankfully, we had venue security, aka Emma, to step in. That's right. You were the one who stepped in. Yeah, secure you all of that.

And the security is probably being paid minimum wage, so wherever the fuck. But they were just, like, standing there with their hands in their pockets. They weren't just sitting there watching me kick this guy off stage. We've run out of stories. No, we haven't run out of stories. I always tell a new story. We got new stories all the time. Wait, what the fuck you say over there?

Not playing. Oh, okay. What's happening? I just talked about it. Red-handed. Biggest laugh of the night so far. I didn't even fully hear what she said. I whispered to Emma.

Mitch is only saying that because he read the Reddit thread. I was also thinking you read the Reddit thread. Are we right? About our favorite stories? Wait, the Reddit thread was just said that we have too many. Oh, there was a Reddit thread that said we had. You know what? That was subconsciously what it was.

We're out of stories? No, no, no, no. They said, what's your favorite one that you heard? It was done. It was done in love. They said, what's your favorite story? They say, what's your favorite story? It's like, what's the doughboy's lore?

Got it. Got it. And it's like us like, you know, like Mitch shit his pants. I mean, it's like sucks to be like, oh, that's the best story. Wiger shit his pants. But that's, so. I feel like one that used to be an old favorite that fell out of circulation because it was very early on was me, this is a shitting myself story. Yes.

But I like, this was, I was staying with my parents. I was home from college. And I woke up pretty early in, like, fairly early in the morning earlier. then I was gonna wake up at the time and had it like just huge fucking hard on just like that one of those turgid

like you know teenage hardones went back to went back to sleep and and then woke up later and was just like soaked and I was like

ah fuck I had a wet dream this is so embarrassing and I pulled the sheets back and I shit myself that's so good and you come and I come Yeah, it comes some come.

Right. Yeah. Oh, I feel so good to shit on myself. You put that underwear in the fucking in the hamper with your parents shit. We have run out of stories, but that's okay. That's okay. We're going to make new stories. That's part of life.

You go along, you make new stories, you go on new adventures. J.F, we got to shout out the peep this out of boys group chat, which is the, you know, it's a, it's dough boys. I know the X is unvoiced, but I'll say it alive because it's audio medium. It's a doughboys, X, Y, KS, X, a Go Off King sort of mega mix. It is. A lot of fun to mix it, to chop it up in there. Look, it's a lot of fun. I know Mitch has been busy lately. Yeah. Has he been busy? Or what is it? Do you know what it is? I'm not sure. I feel like you dip in and out of certain threads. I've been, it's been a busy, it's been a busy, this year's been busy. Year? This year has been busy.

Wow. This year, we haven't liked this year. I have not like this year. This year's been a rough year. It's been a really fucking bad year. This year sucks. We don't like this year that much. What happened?

Because I thought like, like, first off, it's January. I'm like, this is going to be great. Yeah, we were very excited for the year. Here we go. And then, yeah, somehow things go haywire. Last year. Okay, okay, all right. Things are starting to look up, yeah.

And then, you know, things got a little, you know, things went a little sideways. Things went a little sideways. And we ain't talking Giamati over here. Okay. Okay. Okay. You guys actually put me on that movie. Great movie.

Sidewise. I had never seen it until you talked about it on a double, I guess it was, and I watched it just to keep up. It's fucking great. Natalie loves that movie. It's nice to hear that, like, you know, there's like, there's some uncultured swine out there that we, like, help with on, like, the day. Oh, sorry. Because it's a movie about wine I don't have culture

That's what you think I feel like I'm supposed to be mean to you But I just don't have it in me Yeah I know You're doing great You're being plenty mean You're being a real asshole I know

And I don't mean to be an asshole to you No I know I know We're friends Yeah It's like you and Jack Black You're my You know That's how fucking shitty my life

You're my Jack Black Sideways as of this year came out uh 20 years ago yeah like i mentioned it did one now a movie natalie loves um and uh we we we'll both watch it and it's it's funny because you know i'm old enough to have seen it when it came out i mean like 20 years i guess whatever yeah uh yeah but i like i i saw it when it came out and that back then i'm like these fucking these guys are fucking losers and i'm watching it now it's like oh this is what life is you know like you're just over time just like jays like oh yeah your things don't work out right just like your dreams don't

really like you know nothing nothing really you're just kind of like a drift and then you know at a certain point you're just like oh fuck I guess this is what existing you're repeating the same stories on the podcast I'm honestly probably said the same take about sideways in no no no no no I probably have I'm repeating this fucking take 10 years for a 10 years of telling stories that you should run out of stories that's fine how many stories get there's a finite number of stories of one person you guys have a lot of I'll say you you you guys both have a breadth of experience in this industry and in your lives that it does make for a fucking entertaining podcast

That's nice It's the truth It's the truth I mean Is it that great When Mitch says I can't eat I can't eat live a chicken

anymore No of course That's not Why is that? That's not the best one You know what it is You know what happened The best one is

I'm friends with Jack Black That's the best one And we want to come back to that one You wish You know what If we If he saw me He would come over and say

Hello we're friendly I told you the last time I was here I saw him on the street Yeah He just walks around And I didn't say anything because it was literally right after the Kyle Gass thing. So I couldn't think of anything nice.

Like even if I was the person to like yell at someone across the street, it would be like, what's your fucking problem? That's what you would say to him? If I had said anything, it would have been like, hey, come on, man. Yeah. You know? I disagree with him. With you. You agree with him?

You could just say hello for fuck saying. Do you agree with him? I'm not getting involved with this. He's my friend. You fucking prick. You could just say hello to him. Tech Black, listen to the episode. My friend.

Mitch was kind of waffling on whether he supports me or not. I support Jack Black. I love Jack Black. His fucking palatial estate. Oh, Mitch doesn't like me. No, you don't think Jack Black could listen to Doe Boys? He could. He's been in this podcast studio, why.

He's been in this podcast. For a different podcast. Not guessing on Doe Boys, but he still might listen. Jack Black was on the birthday boys sketch show. He was in the Minecraft movie. Yeah, Oden Kirk was. was associated with birthday boys. Mr. Odenkirk?

Has he been on doughboys? We, I tried to get him on at one point and I told him and he was like, there's a great Chinese food restaurant we should review. And I was like, that's not what the podcast is, but yeah, and I told why because I was like,

maybe we just reviewed this like one Chinese food restaurant that Bob's into. Yeah. And then we didn't do it ever. Well, didn't he also say like, oh, this show sounds like a bad idea? Didn't he say something like that? Yeah, yeah, no. I think he said that too, of course.

Yeah, yeah. And he's your friend. He likes why. Odenkirk likes Weiger Bob is my friend You're trying to say he isn't What are I going to play fucking Do I have to play hoop with him

What's your idea of a friend Play hoop What are pretty cool? What do I got to do to have someone be You and I are technically friends What the fuck have we ever done? I would agree that we are friends I was at your birthday

You were? Yeah back in Hot Atlanta Oh right I was stuck there God that was a long fucking time ago I don't mean that against you I'm not saying I was stuck there. You're stuck in Hot Lanta while you're working. We had a lovely time at Antico.

We went to Antico. I had to leave so we didn't go to see the movie afterwards, but I could have. You saw Joker afterwards, right? Oh, man. I was also scared to go, so I didn't go. Well, I was wearing full makeup. Right. You know what's crazy is that I've had two birthdays where Joker was the movie.

Tomorrow War and Twisted Metal Season 2, Joker 2, I went to, for my birthday. All you do is a rough watch. That's a tough movie. I heard it's, Lisa Gilroy was going to, she was ready. she was like ready to jump out of the theater she was pissed off which I get yeah bad movie we're friends we're friends but what have

you know we have we've never hooped either but we're basically on the same level and I know that's hard for you to hear who do you think it gets a better but what do you mean by that by level we have like the same amount of success and I'm not saying I have success yeah I'm just saying you ain't all that

in a bag of chips Mitchie I think I might kill my side. The distance between me and you is a lot smaller than the distance between you and Jack Black. Well, yeah, one of the most famous people in the world. That's what I'm fucking saying. Oh, I'm close to you. Yes, dude. I'm fucking... This is what Nick was saying. Yeah, comparison is

a thief of joy. It ain't all that great. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's, you know, whatever. What are you going to do? But to your point, uh, we, so this is coming up. So if I, like, like, you know, like, if they were listed, like, Mike Mitchell with, like, other contemporaries, like, Jesse Ferrar. That's what would be you? basically you think? I don't think that's that fucking insane. I really don't

and I don't have a high opinion of myself. I think it would be that. I think it would be like Mike Mitchell, Jesse Farrar and the mom from the Costco guys.

She's in some of the videos. Some of them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Big Justice's mom? Yeah, because Big Justice's mom. Yeah, because Big Justice is all the way up here. Yeah, he's way higher.

He texts with Odenkirk all the time. And Rizzler, forget about it. Rizler's out there with Jack Black. I mean, Risler is one of the, is brisler is he's famous he's really he's actually famous yeah yeah and we're sort of like

oh yeah I know that guy is you have you have you have passionate fans but you are a niche product yeah that's right yeah and it's nice hey that's a great place to be you make a living doing this bullshit why not can I be honest with you yeah I won't be happy until I change this you might be my motivator to be more successful

that's awesome because the bigger you get the more I can ride your coattails so that's great for me too fucking Jesus I told you I told you years ago you need to be the sandler of our group and we just fucking grab onto your tits and you just take us all the way to the fucking moon. Oh, man. I'd love to be your Schneider.

You're slimming down, so there's less and less to grab. I know, I'm getting in. I'm getting in right now, dude. I'm latching on hard. I like Sandler's crew, but more right wing. I guess you're the Schneider of the group? I think I would be Schneider. You'd be the Snyder of our Sandler group.

I mean, I'd love to be Spade, but I know I'm not. Yeah. I understand it. I get, hey, I get her. This guy might get the Spade. I think he absolutely gets the spade not. If you're Sandler, I'm Spade? Oh, I don't know.

I don't even think I'm Sandler. You're Sandler. In this formulation, you would be Sandler. To be clear, very shitty Sandler is what we're saying. Sure. Like, just as famous as Rizzler's mom, oh, sorry, Big Justice's mom level fame. Yeah. You can make a VOD streaming movie

and maybe some people would watch it so you know that's something to do You fucking went to a film festival my guy That is true Listen Hey once that comes out who knows what will happen Also Spade's assistant almost killed them

So watch your back Okay that's fun too I don't think the dais is going to kill me Unless they want an extra big bonus What'd you say? He said we get extra big bonuses if we kill him He's incentivizing I will say this, Wags, if you weren't here,

it would be hard, it would be very hard to do the podcast. That's the nicest thing I've ever said to you. It would be, you'd be hard to do the podcast if you weren't here. This is the doughboys is you and me. Look at the fucking logo. Yeah, that's true. You know what? It would still be pretty easy if Jesse was gone.

We've done it without Jesse. We've got some reps without Jesse. Yeah, I think you guys could stumble along if I were somehow taken out the, like if Amelia killed me thinking she would get something. Yeah, right. And you're not, you know, I'd have nothing. You're not going to get anything. So how do you get the Predator 2 hat and the Hunter and the Hunter camouflage? This is

one of those crazy products you can get on the computer. Yeah. And so I just whipped it up. I picked it up. They whipped it up. They whipped it up and sent it my way. There you go. Do you usually go hunter? Do you usually go with the camouflage? I don't usually, I have some shorts that fit the mold. I have some chubby

shorts, which you feel. Oh, yeah. I like those. You guys fuck with chubbies. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's a cool, it's a cool, because it goes with everything. You put, like, this goes with black jeans or you put a black t-shirt on the camo shorts. It works well. I don't know. It's like a nice.

So if you're in the woods, someone could just see the title on your hat and not the hat, basically. Is that kind of how it will go? Well, if I'm in the woods, I'm shooting my three lasers at them. So that by the time they see this, they're already exploded into 10,000 pieces. I mean, this is the thing we didn't say is that you said prey. We didn't get into this. You said prey. We were getting there.

It's the best predator movie. More so than the, or the, or the, or the, O.G. Predator. I really do. I have more fun watching Prey. I think it's a better piece of art than Predator. Predator is iconic, but you know, you look at it through the, such a bad, it's, this is such a, it's such a bad. Well, I don't think necessarily the first in the franchise, because it defines the rule. It has to be the number one overall. However, I do think Predator is a franchise where that is the case. I think it's great. There's a lot of stuff in it that works so well. It doesn't look old. Right. It looks like it could happen today. And, you know, you get, you got

guys at their absolute fucking peak in that movie and it's like sets it like sets the it's it's so archetypal with the characters and stuff like that that it makes a lot of sense like okay people imitated this forever afterwards parade goes in a totally fucking different direction but it feels really fresh and interesting and cool and uh yeah it's like a whole different i don't know like with predator everyone disagreed with you when you said this i understand i just want to i want to make that clear with predator even though predator is the predator and the Soldiers of the Prey, it feels like an inevitability that the, you know, armed to the teeth, muscle guys will figure something out. Sure.

Sure. But with Prey, it's really inverted and I think a really fun way where you're like, what possible advantages could they eke out in this environment? They don't have fucking grenade launchers. You know what I'm saying? They know the land more. Of course. And Arnoldon is in a territory he doesn't really know. That's absolutely true.

I just think there's no, like, technological cudgel by which. they're eking out an advantage and they're, it's just like, it's just so much more bare bones than I think. But that tech doesn't work, you fool. That's the point of the predator. One thing I like about Predator, the original-

They shoot him a lot. They shoot him, but it doesn't work. It's the Predator's tech. The Predator has the tech. The third act of Predator has some great traps. I think people forgets a trap movie. It is a trap movie.

Which is exactly what Prey does as well. More so even than trap. Yeah, you know what? Is it more of a trap movie than trap? I guess so in terms of There's not a ton of traps in traps. No, there's like one, maybe two. A trap.

I just want to, I just want to point out that you were very, I just still think you're very wrong here. You think I'm fucking stupid. I mean, I'm not going to say that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've said it. Oh, yeah, I have said it before. I'm not going to say it right now.

I don't think you're saying. We'll talk about it afterwards. I think you're a smart man that is, that's a, that has a very bad take. I have unconventional taste. You and I agreed on alien Romulus. We did not like it. And we're sort of on an island on that, by the way. I know, a lot of people like, he doesn't like it.

I think it's excruciating It's really really It's it is not only is it a failure Artistically it's symbolic of the thing That makes movies bad right now Which is the hand holding Yes And the like explicit like narration

And nothing left to the imagination And all the requal shit And then the CGE in Holm That is like a Oh man It's an affront And I know that there's like Hey we got the family's permission

Or so we're like All right yeah great You gave the family a quarter million dollars And they signed off Like that doesn't necessarily make me think that it's a a good thing to do to do this this simulacrum of an actor's performance, an actual human beings performance with some sort of CG animation. It feels grotesque. You know what? So I'm on the West Coast because we went to TwitchCon. Yeah. Which you need to go to sometime. I'll go to Twitchcon. Why not? You would have, well, first of all, get in soon. Because I don't know, no, no, no, you need to try it. You would, you would, is it falling apart? Is it not long for this. Everything's following apart. Everything's falling apart, sure.

But, so there was something there that speaks to something. I think you would have like an existential crisis seeing it maybe is another one. Yeah, sure. Right. They had, um, a huge booth because painting is big on, uh, Twitch. One of our friends, Liz, I paint Burbs won an award for, uh, for like, you know, upcoming stream or whatever. And she was there and it was great.

So there's, artist support there is really, really cool. Um, but there is like a. uh bob ross vr's like sim thing happening you want to talk about fucking simulacra like we paid the family some money and now some stuff is happening like you think that's fucking cool like you put on the glasses and your bob ross that's psychotic that's really truly strange that's insane and that's like what all of that shit there's like right next to the big booth for the navy wow it's a really weird place yeah you got to have you got to have some some representation of the military industrial complex.

I wonder how many people signed up for the Navy at TwitchCon. Do you think there was a lot of, you think there was a lot of signups? I know they had that thing where they were like, you have to shave and can't be a gross fat guy recently. So I'm thinking. I really own overlap with a Twitchcon demographic. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you are out in SoCal for a spell. We had some food that we'll talk about for the podcast in a bit. But you had some, you were saying you had a, you had a delightful bite early on, like earlier today. So I did, man. My friends treat me so well when I come out here.

I think they think it's funny to watch me enjoy myself. They really get a, they get a fucking kick out of it. Look at this rube, like living it up in the city of angels. Like I was out eating with Jack Black earlier. We were having sandwiches and...

He would, he'd have no idea. So Mitch just got scared because... There is the gator, the puppet. This is the suck-off gator. The suck-off gator that was propped up behind you on the back wall. It fell down and it scared you. It did scare me a little bit.

I'm not going to lie. I mean, like, I looked back and it was a gator face. It was actually scary in many ways. Well, that's in your DNA. That is true. We're supposed to be scared of gators. We're supposed to be scared of gators. I hate to see one of those in the wild.

I'd fucking hate to see a fucking gator in the wild. I'm well. Well. I mean, in the right situation, obviously. Yeah, sure. in a certain situation. We lock eyes across the bar and before you know it

he's got me pinned up against the bathroom stall and I mean my hands are wandering obviously for a want of a meaty gator cock and you know the rest is history but you know you know

you're no gators in Tennessee not as far as I'm aware okay I just didn't know all manner of critter yeah yeah new rats you got those there

no you're still thinking of the one place you've been besides here I've been to Tennessee I went to Dollywood. You know I went to Dollywood. Did you go to Dollywood? I did go to Dollywood.

Okay. That's cool. Yeah, my family, we went up to the Smoky Mountains and stayed in the cabin and my wife took the older girls and our niece to Dollywood and I stayed in the cabin with the baby and chilled out and it was a lot of fun. It's nice. I don't do rides. Yeah. I don't do rides.

Yeah, why don't you do rides? I do get pretty severe motion sickness. But also it's, you know, there's no reason to take the baby to the amusement park in the middle of summer. Sure. You know. That's going off of what I see, it seems like that's not. case. A lot of families seem like that's their top

priority. Yeah, you're right about that, Nick. Yeah. I find there's a lot of families doing stuff I would never in a million years do, but you know, that's just part of being a dad. You were enjoying some food earlier. Yes, we went to pinoes, pinos sandwiches, which is very, very good. This is the thing, and

I know this is going to sound like I'm just glazing Mitch. And believe me, I'd love nothing more. Go on, let me hear what you're going to say. But I really do, Italian food is like so far down the list for me of cuisines. I have, there was something we did on the stream at one point,

which was I think I said it's not in my top, and I'm sorry, it's not in my top 25, I think. Yeah. And I successfully got all the way through 25 cuisines that I preferred to Italian food. That's insane to me. A borderline heretical opinion.

I understand that. And it's just not my favorite thing. Top 25 cuisines. I mean, I don't want you to name all. No, we don't have the time. But if you pull up a little bit of, list of cuisines.

They're on there. Trust me. They're on there. Not in your top 25 cuisines. Genuinely. And it's not, I don't think, I love food. It's not that I think it's bad food. Yeah.

And I had great meals. Pinos, that was a great sandwich. We went to Donnas. Okay. Which I thought was, you know, very, very good. I enjoyed the meal there. But it's like, would I rather have like a mid-tie lettuce wrap or this great tagliatelli or whatever?

I'd rather have the fucking lettuce. It's just the flavors I like better. look I disagree with you I know I know you like Italian I also like you not taking the bait on lettuce wrap I'm not I will never take the yeah but that's the lettuce wrap is retired wow okay retired bit it's a retired bit Mitch underscore lettuce wrap dot waive is like one of the biggest files I still keep in my Google drive because I never know it we may need we may need it it may come up it's a it's a break in case of emergency we need the lettuce wrap in case I die are you saying or is it like yeah for the

the looping video at your funeral it's you and the the birthday boys the birthday suit guy but it's lettuce wrap over top instead yeah i still have that i have the uh that suit in my for which was a a disney riff uh right of i have that suit in my garage you do yeah i do i do i do i do i do if you pull into my garage the big mitch head is there i think you've probably seen it amelia do you have any of the letters uh yes i do i have uh i have i think 37 or something i have i have i have have like one of the letters it was on the wall and it fell off the wall and it's just kind of sitting there wow that's cool yeah yeah and i have the fish blob head of the old man awesome from this is all birthday boy stuff this doesn't make any sense uncultured swine of course

wouldn't have seen it but you've seen the show i fucking love it me and mike talk about it all the time it's a great fucking show well i love dog boner yeah where is he today uh he's dead oh rip yeah yeah rest and peace no it's fine he killed himself oh okay sure yeah yeah it's good when that happens. Did one of your employees get a bonus for that? Well, obviously, if I got to wet my beak a little bit. But no, we just finished. So in October, we hand over the reins to him.

You guys have been on. We did the stuff. That's right. Which is a lot of fun. It's basically. For Mike Tober. For Mike Tober. Are we coming back from Mike Tober? It's almost over.

Mike Tober's over. I mean, it's episodes out. It's definitely over. Yeah, yeah. I feel so bad asking you guys to do stuff. I would have liked to do Mike Tober. It would have been fun. Well, listen, we also.

Anytime. We also do Ferrarch. Okay. That, to me, doesn't seem as appealing. That's literally what everybody says. So, yeah. But it's sort of the thing where Mike is, you know, giving a little bit of culture to me because horror is not my favorite genre, or at least not the one that I grew up on in the same

way that he did. So he's showing me stuff for the very first time. So this year, like Rosemary's baby. Okay. Fun. Susperia. Okay. demons

and then there's a couple others but to your point earlier about things don't work out he showed me American movie for the first time oh yeah okay documentary unfucking believable movie I don't even like documentaries

had never seen it it's just like it's such a touching like real and absolutely hilarious movie I've watched it several times just in the intervening weeks just like watch it over and over again just because those guys are so amazing

to be around but so real and also just like such an expression of like, well, it is what it is. Exactly. You know. So you're out here in SoCal. You live in Tennessee. Yeah.

They say Tennessee in is Tenney Eaton. They do say that. Do you have any bites in your neck of the wood? Woods. Beyond the cookouts of the world. Beyond the cookouts of the world, which is a lot of fun. We were talking about to cookout. Really?

Someone was saying we didn't give cookout a fair shake. This was one of the fans at New York Comic Con. Now, I disagree. I think we were pretty. like positive on cookout. It felt thorough to me also. But I will happily return because I had a lovely meal there. I have a question for you.

Do you include pizza in with the Italian food? I've never really loved, loved. I'll eat it. Wow. I'll eat it. But I think something you have said, which I agree with is I don't know, maybe this is putting words in your mouth. I really like when they do like the chicken, bacon, a red onion and it's like barbecue.

Yeah, that's a fun way to go. Why not? It's a thin crackery crust. Like that's fucking fine. I like flat bread. I don't know. Makes it up? I was at secret pizza last night. That's, I was there with a, with a couple, a couple former head glum employees, wait, that is, that's Jack Black, did that. Well, I thought you were out with friends.

Oh. He would know me if he saw me. I'm sure he'd know you. You're out with some head glum employees, go ahead. A former head gum employees, Casey and Kayla, we were, and we got some secret pizza. and there was a, I need, I meant to give the shout out. This guy came off to me when I was lying. He said, hi, I'm Drew.

I live in Indonesia. He said, I'm in L.A. for just a couple days. And he said, I listened to the podcast. I live in Indonesia. And he's like, I never thought that I would ever see you. And he said, the way I knew it was you is I walked into the restaurant and I heard you talking about pizza gate. Because I was talking about how secret pizzas.

Yeah, yeah. Seems very much like a big game. Of course. Very common. ping pong. Yeah, very comic. Yeah, it has the vibe of comic ping pong. There is something for, as I was telling you guys before, and as you know, I'm a huge fan of the show. I'm not just a friend. I'm also a listener. Wow. Wow. I love the show. And it is so much fun coming to Los Angeles, especially in these neighborhoods and going past the places that you guys, I mean, particularly Mitch talks about all the time. I'm sitting in the car with like my friend Luke Taylor and we're driving around. I'm like, oh, cool, you rustic. And he's like, yeah, fucking sucks. It's just so funny Everyone's like The wings that E-Rustic are good

I know I know I know I know What brought you out here anyways What the why are you here? To go to TwitchCon But I only leave I thought TwitchCon was a while ago I know it was this weekend

No he didn't know Mitch is right It was a while ago Yeah yeah yeah well I just loved it so much My family said Stay a couple of extra weeks Wait

Weren't you all Oh you were in Was there a Vegas Twitchcon Vegas one was last maybe two years ago yeah it was two years ago wow I thought you were here just recently

were you not are you sick of me a little bit if I'm here I'm begging you to come on the show that is true maybe it was you

just preparing to come to TwitchCon maybe that's what it was yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we put this on the books in August yeah okay that's what it was and I think you just haven't

shut the fuck up I have to yeah it's true it's true Mitch has got me to write every every couple of weeks I'll text Mitch and go, how's it going? And so that is basically in his mind. I fucking texted you about the past Titans game.

I got nothing from it, so whatever. How do you feel about your Titans this year? Well, look, I want him to be bad at this point. Sure. So that's fine. I think Cam Ward has done some encouraging things. He's done some very rookie things as well. Ultimately, this is the frustration of every bottom feeding franchise in the league,

which is I have no confidence in ownership. Sure. And I mean, but the thing. of it is, it's the second-guessing thing of like, well, you went for the flashy head coach with the quarterback whisper reputation. Well, that didn't fucking work out. You went for the defensive coordinator from the

defensive powerhouse team. That didn't fucking work out. You signed these free agents that were like top of the free agent pool at the positions you so desperately needed. That didn't fucking work out. It's like, well, they tried. You know, I don't know. What are you supposed to do? Like, I feel like we were all excited about at the time. And

you know, now people are like, well, maybe they should hire and Mike McCarthy just go like Jesus fucking Christ like this guy who's like been around everyone's sick of him like right away like it just sucks you know so I don't know I think the hats look look

they still got a ways to go I think but they look and you guys were in it for half the half of the game it looks like and that's all you need when your team needs to be bad like that's literally all you want to see right like one half yeah you want to say like all right they got a little pep in the step but then then they fucking fall apart you go okay cool

you know draft pick city so Wiger is a he's getting into the charge resist. I've heard about this. Bolt up. Bolt up. Got my bolt-ons. Yeah. Man, I love that. You got your boltons? I really love that shit.

I love it. Did you watch the game this weekend? No. But I'm into I'm a fan. But still. Still pretty good. Still not bad. I had some stuff going on Sunday. Yeah, but yeah, but I, yeah, I mean it's whatever. I get an NFL franchise to follow again. Why not? You got to do something. Got to fill the hour

somehow. Yeah. You know? Well, as you have, you staked out the claim for many years that it's completely indefensible ethically, and you're absolutely right. Yeah. But whatever. I've swung back around, because who gives a shit? Look it. Look it.

Look, see what else is going on. Look it. It's so far down the list of egregious shit that exists in our world. You're right. That I'm just like, yeah, all right. This is fine. Yeah, you're right. Whatever.

You've kind of destroyed your brain for entertainment as well. Sure, yeah. Absolutely. That's what this show is. Absolutely. Yeah, it's true. They'll probably study some new thing that we got from podcasting every day and in 15 to 20 years.

Yeah. When you guys finally, you know, like preserve your wieners, they'll probably want to look at that. I'm definitely going to take a look. When he's gone? Come on. When he's gone, I'm going to take a lot. I'm going to take a lot. I mean, like, I would

happily identify your body if they needed someone to identify. Yeah. I might take a little look at his cheek there. See what's going on. Right. Starting at the bottom in, the guy's like, no, you should start up here, right? You're like, no, I don't I don't think so. We're my way up from the toes. Trust me. Just from the bottom. That's him.

Can I ask about something you posted from Twitchcom? Sure. You got yourself an energy drink called the Russian Badger Guacamole Gamer Fart. Look, I don't like any element of this. No. Do you bring it? No, I fucking chugged it. What would, like, did it taste like guacamole?

What was the experience? It tasted like every other fucking piece of shit there is. It was like, I don't know why. I think it's like, here's what I. think. So even though we are on Twitch, Stefan and I, which by the way, do we have that message from Stefan? Yes.

We do. Is now the time to queue it up? That's your show. I mean, I don't know. What do you think? I can fucking flush it. I don't know. I haven't even heard it. I waited. I'm not going to bring him up again after this. This seems like the time. Here it is. Hey, everyone. Really sorry I couldn't be there for this episode. I'm actually

doing the Go Off King's stream right now as you guys record this. It's true. I guess would be lying if I said a small part of me didn't think that maybe you scheduled it during the stream on purpose to freeze me out. And please don't say the small part of me is my penis. Let's be adults here. Whatever. The important thing is that you guys have fun with your podcast episode while I'm doing a sponsored stream for a mobile game called like Kingdom of Battles, where in the ad for the game, the gameplay actually looks really fun. And you honestly believe Rain Wilson when he says he

enjoys playing it. And then you notice the cameo logo in the corner of the ad. And you download the game, it's like instantly clear that the gameplay you saw happens like maybe once every 25 levels during the Ascension mechanic. Anyway, I'm sure you and J.F. will have a great time. I think he's really funny. And once the episode is out, I'll make sure to check the subreddit and screen grab the meanest post

to send to the group chat. Oh, and JF told me to sign off this way for some reason. Your brother in pleasure, Stefan. Wow. That's beautiful. Thanks, Stefan. Thank you, my brother.

We wish you were here, Stefan. Yeah. I mean, it's more of the same. You're not really going to... From what we just heard, you're saying? It's kind of like me. I'm proud to call you a brother in pleasure, though. It's just more like you.

Welcome to the Brotherhood. Yeah, all right. Brother and pleasure, I don't know if I love that entirely, but... What is the greater pleasure than consuming delicious food? It seems a little hellraisery to me. I don't, that's... And you don't like Hellraiser. I do like the movie Hellraiser.

Okay. A very hellraiser Christmas? That's pretty good, too. Do you need to move the gator? It seems like it's scary. It is, it is, I mean, it is just right over my shoulder. Do you mind? Oh, God.

Oh, fuck. Jesus. Mitch is completely fuck the tableau. What a mess. The whole fucking studio is falling apart. Everything's falling apart. You guys want to come record in my studio? I'd love to.

Isn't that your house? Is your home, isn't it? Yeah. I'll make that for you. Yeah, let's do it. I feel like it could be a fun one-time thing. You maybe could get him to move to Tennessee. I think that would be a lot of fun.

I don't think I could move to Tennessee, but I would, like, I'd be down to go visit the J.F. Yeah, dude. The next time you guys do a tour, or you stop in, we'll do an episode in my studio. Didn't, didn't we, did we drive by your house when I was there at one point? I don't think so. We had a rental van, didn't we? No, I think you picked us up in your van. It was my van. Oh, it was your van. Yeah, you gave us a lovely little tour of Nashville. I was tooting you all around. A lot of fun. I feel like I've seen a picture of your house. Maybe you've shared a photo. I may have

showed, I may have. You might also be the old house with a nice driveway. Oh, that's maybe what I was. But you have, but they're, you know, driveway update. What happened? We're on that new, no. Listen, we got a long fucking driveway, Mitch, I'll tell you. Wow. If people got wind of my driveway, the way they know about your stairs, I'd never work in this town again. Why?

Also, do you work in this town? Well, I'd stop in. You don't work in this town. Well, listen, I'm trying. You work in entertainment. I got some iron and the fire. you work in audio I work on video

you work in audio and video I work in audio and video I thought you were being too generous as saying you worked in entertainment audio video is a good way to define it I felt I felt maybe it was just a nice gesture because you did pick us up

did you pick us up at the restaurant is that what it was when we picked us up at the airport I don't remember I think I got you at the hotel it was that weird little skinny ass hotel Oh, right. And I got you from there, and then we drove around. I was auditioning for Twisted Metal. That's right.

Oh, yeah. And then we went and stayed at the Zanis condo. That was that long ago? Oh, my God. That was the first time we saw each other back from COVID. Yeah. We stayed at the Zanis Cando. To save some money, you and I stayed, there's two bedrooms to the Zanis Cotto, so we took it.

And we were like, never again. So, yeah, I think people know this, but like a comedy club will oftentimes in a city for touring acts have their own condo property that they own, where they can put people up as a condo sounds so much nicer than at least that one is than shit hole yeah it's like a shitty college apartment they have their own shithole you can stay it's it oh it's in a shithole that like 40 and 50 year old men stay yeah and you like get in there and you're like was there did someone come and clean this or did someone sleep on these sheets last day yeah yeah yeah it was it was hellish we shouldn't I mean it was kind of fun in that way of it was weird I guess but wife's made the right move being like I'm not doing that

Yeah. I wouldn't have been able to get into it. If it had stayed in the room before us or something, there was some weird shit where someone stayed there. Yeah, yeah. But we drove around and we went on Broadway. We did, yeah. Broadway was fun.

With Carl. Actually, Broadway was horrible. It was actually awful. So Broadway, like the, because I've been to, I think we've been to said this before. We've been, I've been to, you know, the Vegas trip, obviously a number of times, been to the New Orleans. The New Orleans, yeah, the Bourbon Street. Broadway is the worst one. Broadway is the worst one

Yeah Yeah Memphis has Beal Street Which is actually really cool But it's also very grimy Sure You know in the same way they all are Yeah sure These like party avenues or whatever

Memphis I think I just love Memphis I just love going there I've heard Memphis is great Broadway I mean like I think Broadway is just kind of the smallest Right isn't it just kind of like The most boring one of the bunch or

They're all small Like they're all just little avenues But like New Orleans I think has a culture that's like more fun to look at it's live music people are fucked up but i wouldn't want to stay there but like and there's better parts of new orleans but it's like i kind of get the party atmosphere here broadway feels like you might someone might beat you up yeah and and there's just like a bunch of just staggering bachelorette parties so i i like that part of it i thought that was fun that was a lot of fun

from what i understand i've never visited new york city but i understand enough about it to know that there was a time period where um it was very gritty yeah and then it sort of was you know improved for family purposes, I guess, or whatever. But it lost that character. Times Square used to be like a bunch of porno theaters. And then they went in there and cleaned it all up. And now there's now there's an M&M a store. And now, so it's like a totally different thing, right?

I would say that Broadway is sort of doing its own version of that. They're getting an M&M store? They're getting an M&M store. But not the M&M you think. No. But it's like. That is the kind of guy that would have a branded honky tongue. A thousand percent.

So that's what it is. It's like there are these like original honky tonks. They fucking stink. Like that place we went into and you did, I have very fond memories of, of you doing the Tommy want wingy. With the burger. To get the burger. I got a burger. I got a burger.

An unbelievable Mitch charisma role. It was a night. It was good. It was good for me to see that I still had. They had closed. The kitchen was closed. Yeah. And you basically begged, borrowed and stole your way to getting a burger.

I didn't. I just said, I said, oh, is it. at clothes and said, yeah. And I said, oh, man, I really want to try that burger. Because I did want to try the burger. Yeah. And, you know, she's like, well, let me see if I can call the chef. He'd think he just tucked himself in. I said, oh, you can wake him out. He came out with his cap. He cooked me a burger. The green Eminem was there. She was on her bachelor's party. Yeah. Do you remember that? She flashed us. She did flashed us. Well, Mitch just did, you know, ladies show your titties.

You know what's crazy When she flash us It's two peanuts I think people don't know that They don't realize that's what she's got under there Which is strange because the yellow M&M is the peanut M&M Yeah but yeah with her When she took her

I guess there's only so much it was yeah It was two peanuts And she pulls up her shell She's like she's like This is my skin Yeah Which goes back to Hellraiser a little Yeah right right

Yeah And I was like I'm into it whatever it is I don't fucking care I mean yeah No I remember that being a particularly shitty night I think that we didn't have a lot of fun. I mean, right? I mean, like, I had a good time.

One of my fondest memories ever. Yeah, I guess it kind of sucked. I don't, no, here's, here's what it was. The company was, was wonderful. Yeah, of course. There were certain, like, there was, like, that was, like, kind of, like, a stinky old honky talk. Oh, it's kind of.

We went to some restaurant that was up, way up and elevator, right? But then, yes, that we went to, there was, like, it was, like, what's open? I was got to be a waffle house or something. No fucking waffle house is anywhere nearby. It's not like that. So we went to this, like, upscale diner that was, like, in the top floor of a, you know, like a high rise and it was the food sucked and it was super expensive

and it was just like this really obnoxious like faux you know upscale client like vibes that was really like it looked too clubby like a Johnny Rockets that's up its ass. Yeah yeah yeah yeah it was that was very weird. Can I say something? I don't want this to be offensive. I think every time we've hung out I've never enjoyed myself

no I know I've realized. I know I know I know it's just never it's never it's never it's never it's never I don't know what the I don't know what it is yeah I'm trying to figure out what it is We need to do something like in a more neutral area. Like there needs to be like what would you, you would go to E. Restick in your wings. NATO?

Yeah, I guess so. Yeah. Okay. NATO? Yeah, we could go to NATO. Yeah. I mean, let's, again, that's another one. Let's do it now before we might need to hurry up on this if we're going to fucking do it, you know?

You right. I mean, did you get any food while you were here? Did you, did you try the sandwich place, I've heard. I tried the sandwich place. I really wanted to go to Dan Sung Saab, but I guess it's not going to happen. Just limited amount of time. Oh, where is where is that? Is that a, where is this?

I have no fucking idea. What about Jit Lada? Have you tried any of these places? I pitched Jit Lada because I hear you guys talk about all the time. And I got the upgrade. Well, dance and song is actually better. Okay.

So I don't know. Yeah. But then the answer is you didn't go anywhere. Jit Lada. I mean, here's the thing with Jilada. It's like, yeah,

there's a lot of great Thai food in L.A. Jitlada has such charm. And it has such character and it's kind of like, you know, just such a, I don't know. I feel like it also informed kind of the Thai food scene in the city and it's like it's worth checking out.

That makes sense. Yeah. Well, I got, look, I got Del Taco. There you go. Which is, I mean, we did. Just sold. Oh, yeah. Breaking Chews. Wow. Did you know this or no?

No, I'm learning this on the podcast. This is for me. Del Taco just sold. Wow. For not a lot. Not as much as you would think. Yeah, it's kind of, it's not been in great, great shape as a chain. Sold to Yadav Enterprises for 115 million.

That's like crazy, not that much money. Yeah, you're like, what? That's, it's cheap. I feel like me and Jack Black could get together and sort of pull some investors. Yeah, I guess you and Jack Black could probably could probably buy it. Can you kind of see us doing that? He's the face. Jack in the Box sold

its steak and del tacos. So that maybe isn't the entire value of Del Taco just what Jack in the Box steak was. I think the whatever the, is it the Dell Burger? Is that what it's called? The double del cheese burger. Good burger. I think that's better than the Big Mac. That's, you do have

I like this take. It's funny. It's better. No wonder why I don't have fun when we hang out. You have fucking insane opinion. It's better. Hey, lose the fucking middle bun. It's cleaner. Yeah, sure. And the meat tastes like some meat. Yeah, it's yummy. It's got like some texture to it, man. The Big Mac is just what I, look, we love it because we love the sauce and the cheese.

And the meat is an afterthought in the Big Mac. I'm sorry, but it is. And the Del Burger, I think really is on its corner right now. It's a great berg. Jack in the Box, okay, so Jack in the Box sold Del Taco Holdings for under $15 million. All 600 locations will be owned by Yadav Enterprises, which owns, it's a franchise operator, so they own a bunch of El Pollo Locos and a bunch of Denny's. How about that? Well, well, well, the Segway King is at it again. Unintentionally so. Let him fucking cook, Mitch. I was letting him cook.

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I feel like they're ripping out that Halloween deck right away and going straight to Christmas. I feel like there's basically no daylight once in the first. You forgot about there's a couple gobbles in between those too, by the way. Yeah, but I mean, just like as far as like, I, I'm talking retail. There's a cornucopia my mom puts up in between Halloween and. That's fun. Yeah, yeah. There's, there's a market for Thanksgiving.

But retail wise, they're not, there's not a lot of Thanksgiving stuff. Santa suits are going up. They're, they're busting out, yeah, all the costume stores. So much of what you say and do is informed by something your mom did. You ever think about that? It's interesting. Well, yes, she's my, I mean, I think all human beings. By the psychological insight.

I don't know, I just think a lot of us have kind of moved on. I'll never move on from my mother. No, no, no, no, no. Bitch, I know. You could use a little bit more of your mommy in your life. What do you think of that? Well, she lives in my backyard, so I don't know how much better it could get. She lives in your backyard.

Yeah. You can let her into the house. Mitch, this is what I'm saying with the driveway thing. I'll talk to you. I don't want everybody. All right. We don't have to get into it right now. Look, there, okay, sure.

It goes into Christmas territory, but for the next week or so, people are still in the scary movie mode. You think we should have done a Halloween tie-in because we didn't get to do it while we were doing croct-dough burn-fa-esque. Yes. Got it. Next door, there was, they have the ice cream. I think I just want. And all this salt and straw. I think maybe I just need to get myself a scoop of candiecopia.

Go get a candy cream. Why not? I think I got to go get a little scoop. You know what? On doughboys, if anyone wants a scoop of candi copia. Wow. Fuck yeah. Mitch, that's amazing. I've never had it, so.

It is a good ice cream. You're also, you're invited as well. I assume that I would be, but thank you for making it clear. Yeah, you're invited as well. I appreciate it. Denny's good fortune. Unlock your good fortune. This fall, fortune favors the hungry.

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We didn't get the t-shirt. We didn't get the t-shirt. I didn't know there was a t-shirt. I didn't either. I'm learning from this copy. I'm looking at her right now. She's literally wearing six t-shirts on top of each other. What the hell is going on over there?

Denny's last reviewed with Sean Diston during the pandemic for Rock Around the Clock Dober Fest. Three Forks, one tine all around. I remember going to Denny's with my mom because I moved back home and live with my mom Okay Which was a great memory for me Just like you loved the time we went to fucking

Nashville together or some shit My great memory was my mom and I living together during COVID It was a great throwback to when I was a child And man that was during COVID Rock around the Clock Dober Fest throw back to when you're a child in a few ways and a little get some sucks there

What the fuck? I said I suck at my mom's Get a little mommy's milk No I wasn't no Okay The milk is gone First of all I assume I don't think the milk is there anymore

Yeah probably not Okay The mummy's milk runs out pretty quickly I believe Yeah yeah yeah yeah I did it was not There was none of that going Well I mean when young Sheldon enters the picture

I guess we don't know What kind of things he's stirring up and her, you know, that instinct. So there are two items here. Good Fortune burger, for those who believe Good Fortune should come with bacon, 100% beef patty, American cheese, applewood smoked bacon, caramelized onions, and ranch dressing served with seasoned fries. And then there's also the Budget Angel Chicken Nuggies. Good Fortune never tasted so good. All white meat, boneless chicken bites, lightly breaded and paired with your choice of dipping sauce served with seasoned fries.

Not your typical chicken nugget, but Angels favorite all the same. How do we feel about the word Nuggies? It seems like so. You say tendies. I do say 10Ds. So I guess I can't, I can't cast any expressions. Nuggie, yes, you can. Yes, you can.

I feel like Nuggies is a little, like, like Nugs, I feel like is the move. Nuggyz seems like it's from Aziz. It seems like something Aziz would say in this. Oh, maybe that's what it is. Maybe it is, maybe it's in the movie. We should say, Aniz told us about this menu. Yes, our buddy Aniz who got past guest from the Handles episode. Very excited about it.

Yeah, he was. Yes. Yeah, it's a cool. I mean, it's cool that they're doing this tie-in. I love these sorts of tie-ins and it's not expected one. Tell it's not seen the movie yet. menu stays like shit go ahead i didn't say that oh yeah you you you you you do you don't want to review it we got to review it i'll tell you this i liked the burger i'm going on the record or saying i liked

the burger i think this was a very down the middle denny's meal and this guy didn't like the burger it seems like i i understand Mitch is in the business yeah that's all right i understand it and you all watching and listening you know what you're getting from Mitch at this point sure you know what the fuck is that's grossing can we talk about you want to be friends

with Jack Black you gotta play the game a little bit can we talk about Tony Yo man on on YouTube let's talk about so this is a

this is a guy you've been showing on to go off king how am I the Sandler and you're the Schneider if you're not if you're not a part

of the industry you're right maybe I'm the Sandler you're not you are not the Sandler he tells a Sandler's a family

man that's a little point in your favor is that a Sandler is that a Sandler that's kind of his thing pretty good well it's my version of it

so So Tony Yo Man, you show on the Goof Kings, he tells insane stories. He told one story I watched. It was about dropping bullets in a McDonald's Deep Friar and scalding a co-worker. That's correct. So he's just like an older guy. And he basically sits at his, he sits and he's eating a meal and usually drinking like a glass of Everclear or something. Which is about the size of like a base that you have for flowers.

Yeah. And so he's just getting, he's just stuffing himself. getting hammered or staying at the same level of, you know, non-sobriety and then just telling these insane anecdotes from his life. He obviously has a very interesting life. Yeah. And is a very interesting person. Right. I don't know that I would defend everything he's ever done. But for pure content purposes, it's, it's great to sit back and, you know, let somebody kind of just shoot their shit. Just riff. He's in a kid. He's so basically on the go off King's stream, we will oftentimes watch videos and fast food, of course, as you guys have.

figured out is a very accessible topic. One hundred percent for people who love that shit. There's something you can It was a business minded decision when we decided that to be the topic. Yes, yes, yes. Of course. I'm just telling you that's the truth. Maybe it sounds a little bit cynical, but No, no, no, no, no. We knew that it would sell.

No, we knew it would sell. We knew it would sell. Sell, sell. Yeah, of course. You know, if, you know, like, if I'm Sandler and like, if my, if like, we're the group, San, you know who you are in that No. Tony Yeoman, whoever this fucking guy is. I don't know that Tony really, I think it breaks almost the immersion of the metaphor. Tony doesn't really run in the same circles as Sandler. Yeah, I don't feel like he would be part of that crew.

That's what I'm saying. Right. But that's the problem for me is that I'm explicitly wanting to just get all of your runoff whatever form it takes. All right, fine, fair. You're not the Tony Yover. I'm not the Tony. Who's the littlest bitch of the Sandler crew?

Great question. The grandma's boy guy. Are you talking about the stand-up? Oh, you're saying the grandma boy got himself. Not Nick Swardson, the guy who, the actor and the teacher of the grandma. Alan Covert? Yeah. Okay.

So that's interesting. It actually, that actually might be the case because he actually, you know, YKS, we talk about Kickstarter. Right. He's a Kickstarter guy because he writes those like Christian right-wing children's books. Okay, sure, right. So there's a, there is sort of a lie in there. Yeah, that kind of lines up with me. so that would work really well

yeah and I'm kind of I guess he's like not in their stuff anymore so maybe there's at some point he's not in the stuff like I'm not in the movies maybe I'm on set but I'm like not on the movie like I'm just kind of around I'm kind of around which at a certain point that's fine that's all I need you know I can kind of

this is cool you know that's neat yeah yeah yeah happy to be here we're happy to have you happy to have you what's Tony what is Tony oh man so Tony is a character in a way that all the other fast food guys don't really measure up to and a lot of them have I hate saying this in your presence

a lot of the guys we watch on the stream for entertainment purposes who indulge in fast food or energy drinks or any other kind of stuff have mysteriously stopped doing that over the years just abruptly at a certain point just disappeared very strange what happened uh-huh yeah it's interesting you know Joey from Joey's world tour moved and seems to no longer be interested in pursuing his content dreams right despite virality

Peep This Out has sort of had some personal stuff and moved away from the live streams that we loved so much Um This has kind of had some personal stuff I love that you even know this It's it's it's it look

We know a lot It Will we just be one of those tombs one day You'll look at our our YouTube page I guess sure It's a matter of time last upload you know And you're like fuck man Yeah they've been gone for a while

Caffeine man one of our newer friends recently hung up the mic. So he's out of the game. So it's really fortunate that Tony was able to come through with us and be such a unique presence on the stream and such a character. What's happening to, what do you think is happening to all these

influencers? I really do think that maybe doing strictly YouTube is actually not something you could do for a living if you are a regular person. So that's part of it. And also they're slowly killing themselves. Yeah. Yeah. And anyways, but Tony

has more of a direct approach to that which is in sort of his most iconic video to date he demonstrates his trick not for the first or last time of pouring Everclear into this large vase genuinely just massive and attempting to light it on

fire which of course as you know Everclear is very... Emma you know from your days in the bar business very hyper. I once had a small bottle of Everclear that we were drinking and I was drunk and I was playing with a lighter because I was also smoking weed like a normal person and I put it too close. to the bottle, top of the bottle of

Everclear, and a flame literally shot out and burned the shit out of my hand in it. And I threw the whole thing. So I can't imagine taking away. It was an empty bottle too, which was just fumes. So I can't imagine what like an actual baseful. So that's what he does. He does it a few times. He like turned the lights off

and then it's, there's some kind physicists, all of the attractive female physicists married to the people who listen to the show. Yes. We'll be able to explain what the effect is. But it's something where the fire, the flame it goes into, it goes

into where the fuel, it's sucked into where the fuel is, that's it, Mitch. Like into the vase? It goes into the bottle of Everclear and then is essentially like shooting out like a rocket. Wow. I think because doesn't fire go towards oxygen? Right. And then it sounds stupid if I'm wrong.

That's why it would explain why I don't know. For some reason or not, yeah, it's sucked in. I saw the oxygen in the bottle, and it shoots back out, and it sprays all over his room, his table is burning, it's like hitting on the side, and he's like, oh, damn, damn, damn, damn. And he's like padding it out and stuff like that. And he goes, all right, well, anyways, and then he starts eating his food. It's one of the most insane things you could ever see. It's truly, and his wife, who is always off camera, like, either in the same room or the other room is like, you got to stop playing with that ever.

And she's totally nonplush, just like, in her own environment. but he's done it several times yes it's his it's his thing it's his thing he loves to do you look tony o man ever clear i'll look it up check it out isn't ever clear illegal in a lot of places now because it's so alcoholic i thought that they stopped selling it at least like at the 95 proof level but perhaps not but um are you fan of the band ever clear um we really don't know what it's like that guy no That's Everlast That's Everlast

That's ever last though That's Whitey Ford To eat fast food That's true Hey there you go Do you want it? That's pretty good And what do you mean do we want it?

Do you want it for a sec? Yeah I'll take it I'll use it I'll back pocket it Whitey Ford sings the blues That's Everlast That's that Okay

I'll take your word for it And then Ever Clear sings Ever Clear sings Ever Clear sings Father of mine Yeah, of course My daddy gave me a name

Right, isn't that? And he walked away Yeah, I actually, I think I got that album Because as a kid I signed up for What was the male? Columbia House One of, one of those Like that where it was basically like a thing

Where my alpha brother Nate Weger Actually got great at this Where it's like you would get a A certain allocation for a discount rate Like it would be like you get 10 CDs For like one penny. A penny. And then after

that you would automatically be subscribed to a thing that would send you like a CDs they picked you don't get to pick but they were like over markup they were like twice the price and so it was a scam but if you canceled at the right time you just got yourself a haul of CDs yes which my brother was able to do I did that I can remember because I didn't know what was what was what I remember selecting hard rock I'm like a fucking idiot and then a john Cougar Mellencamp CD showed up I was like what the fuck is this shit I had no idea what it was wow but it was worth it because I got a Britney Spears poster that I put in my room Hey, there you go.

Hey, all right. Jack off to that. I was jacking off to that shit. Pretty cool. No doubt about it. Yeah. No doubt about it. I'm surprising you get a cease and desist from the Spears Estate to have you take down the fucking poster.

I'll still do it. But Tony has a very interesting milieu. He's in his kitchen. Right. It's a humble home. But he does manage to have two full-size refrigerators and then also a third, like, check. fridge that is humming like all the time for what purpose i can't divine he's also watching a tv off in this corner which you can see in the reflection of something that's hung on the wall

behind him and one of our favorite videos that he's done today is he has had a drunken open robe conversation with his samsung ai fridge constantly trying to get it to say anything of interest and absolutely not getting there until the final pronouncement of like you need some dick don't you to his fridge pretty good it's pretty good And how did you find this man? So we just, we, we make an active effort to find new people to watch. And he, I mean, the gods of the algorithm blessed us. And not, it's probably, it has nothing to do with us.

But I did see the other day he, somebody had like screenshot at his like rocket ever clear video. And it had gone somewhat viral on TikTok. So I was really proud to see that for him. Yeah. I love that. Good for Tony. I, you know, I, I'm sad to hear about some of these other guys follow. Because that's, I followed them through you.

And it did ruin my algorithm. rhythm in many ways, but I, but you can't really enjoy like any for you videos, I guess anymore. I would fucking love to see your for you page. On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on TikTok or Instagram. I would go fucking bananas to see yours. All right, let's see here. I'm gonna look, I'm gonna see if I could share. Uh, okay. Dave Chappelle talking about Andy Kaufman. There's no, well, you got a Dave Chappelle clip on Instagram? No, this is on YouTube. You want to YouTube is shit. YouTube is shit.

All right. You won't we look at Instagram. You guys YouTube shit. Don't give me something. Oh, you're asking. I don't, yeah, no. Amelia is on the outs with me because we had never met and she was getting the food from the street there. And I walked up to her with my hands out and said, can I help?

And she looked at me like I was going to attack her, which I now understand. Well, I didn't see. I was getting the food. And then I turned around and then I just see a man. walking towards me who I don't recognize like just like this and I didn't and then it took me a second and I was like oh oh that's yeah that's our guest

I haven't seen you in person before it's so nice to meet you I get why that's a freak move to do I totally get that I understand that but I wanted to help yeah it's weird to say hey Amelia I'm Jesse Farrar I'm approaching you now okay one of the I one time when I was a this was in

college and two I saw two guys two of my friends outside of movie theater and so I went up behind them and he started like I was attacking them and they both were like oh fuck it oh yeah wait that bit was from their perspective a man is coming up to kill them right makes sense yeah but not a good bit yeah poorly thought out yeah you can you can see how you got there but oh yeah this will be this will be a riot this is going to be funny because i'm me and i know that all right so can i tell you what on my for you page one of the things that came up is good okay what is it it's uh the golden girl

with modern hairstyles. That's pretty good. And it's like a Rue and a... Oh, Roo's looking good as hell. She's actually a baddy. Look at those luscious locks. Oh, that's what I'm saying. Damn.

Also, is she... Like looking in a mirror. Jimmy, you horny Southern Bell. Is she younger in this picture? I can't tell. Or is it just a hairstyle? Is it an AI picture? It is?

They probably de-age with some AI. I think the purpose of the post is to show that younger, more modern hairstyles, de-age people. Or change your perspective of age. Interesting. The purpose is to get Mitch's cock hard. That's the purpose of post. Mission impossible.

You know what? Betty White looks pretty good too with the modern hair. That does look like there's some de-aging going on if I'm looking at facially. But yeah, she's got, she goes from like the Betty White hair to like more of a, I guess, is that like a Bob cut? Yeah. Yeah. This one's pretty good. Ma.

Ma kind of just looks the same. Ma looks very similar. I mean, I guess it's deep herm is a thing. I'll do respect. She went Karen mode. Yeah, Estelle Getty. She does look a little Karen adjacent I like that the first comment

Is just fire Someone someone to the time Just comment fire That's about as good as it gets for comments That's true That is true What else you want? Stelgetty kind of always been fire

She's a fire brand on that show Yeah And a spitfire as well You know what spit fire is the word I was looking for Not a fire brand at all Spitfire is great The Good Fortune Burger I thought was

Here's the thing I was not expecting the bacon. I did not read the description in advance. A little surprise bacon. I'm trying not eat pork. Like, you know, I was pot committed to that point, so I just went with it.

I thought this was pretty good. I mean, just like the bacon, caramelized onions, and ranch is an interesting choice. Throwing the ranch on there. I didn't really taste the ranch. Yeah, it's pretty subtle.

Didn't know that. Yeah, could have used a little bit more, honestly. But I thought it was a solid burger. The big problem with, like, you get, you get like a chain restaurant burger

is unlike, like, they tend to be like a little fatter than a fast food burger because they're trying to give you a little bit more value, but then they're still cooked well done. So you just end up this big dry hunk of meat. So from an execution standpoint, you know, not ideal. I maybe was starving, but I was very much, I was, I, I, I gobbled up my burger. You definitely were a hungry guy. I was a hungry guy. Again, we could have, is this something that you want to take care? go on man

Mitch do your thing you're you know you're all you're a guy who's always on your phone I'm doing this phone is for research this is research phone Stephan is streaming right now I have to make sure

he's not embarrassing himself Stefan if Stefan was here he would he wouldn't have pulled shit like this what do you have Nick I think he might have I feel like you guys don't know him that well I am he's a joy to talk to on that text chain

shut the fuck up he's uh he's playing baby step Oh, how about that? Look at that. Playing baby steps, yeah. I would like to see, please. You want to see? Yeah, you can see.

Playing baby steps. You know about this? Oh, no, no. I don't. You know, what's come up in my algorithm on YouTube a lot is there's like a shooting game. I bet you one of you guys will know about it. And there's a bunch of guys with like with guns and then you're an object and you just try to hide. Oh, it's called Nick Weiger simulator.

No, I've seen this. And it whistles. It's like, you know, does that. I did play. Oh, it's okay. baby. Oh, it's okay. That's how I get her attention

in the house by whistle she usually comes running. Wow. I forget what it's called, but I have played that. And that's also a mode in other games too. Yeah, I've seen this as a mode. Would you say, is that the best whistle? Or do you think? I kind of think of that one more.

Like the... I feel like it depends on what you're doing. That feels like a cat call, I feel like a... Oh, it is for sure. But then the other one could just be like a little like, hey, whistle. I like the... I do like the... Oh, yeah.

The coach whistle? You put the both the Phil Jackson. Sorry. You put, yeah, you put your, like, I can't do it. But you put your pinkies in the sides of your mouth and just, oh, and then do that, the fucking blow. I mean, they usually do the, again.

Yeah. Or just one heart tweet. I mean, now that I'm thinking about whistles, there really is only and. Well, are we sending you to train whistles? Because then you got the, all right. Settled down. Oh, that doesn't really, I don't. Jimmy didn't react to that one.

Well, there's a teapot whistle as well. Oh, teapot's pretty good. And that also kind of turns into an awuga in some ways, doesn't it? It's a little awuga, Jason, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I couldn't do the awuga whistle. I mean, that's, you have to do it. I think it's really cool when, like, a pot gets too hot on the stove, and it looks like it hurts it.

When it's like anthropomorphized. Yeah. It's like, oh, oh, I'm going to blow! That is fun. That's, like, really fun. Kind of gets red, and its face gets pain. Yeah, it gets deformed, and it's like so big. Like, I got to take that shit off the fucking thing.

like that, too. That's fun. And it is, I mean, I do, you know what, I do, I'm a simple man, I do like the sound of a teapot whistle. Yeah, that's really fun. That's just one of those things, man. It's one of those things. It's like being afraid of crocs. Like, it's like coded into our DNA. I'm surprised that you just haven't seen crocs. I've seen many being in New Orleans, but I'm just surprised. Yeah, I mean gators. It's a diet of crocodiles, right? Gators. Crocks are scary. Crocks are scary. But wait, is there no other whistles? Is that it? I'm trying to think of other whistles. I feel like there are, you can make up whatever whistle you want.

So true. Oh, how about the slide whistle, though? Oh. Yeah. Whoa, that was pretty good. That was amazing. Grooves in a ho! Good song.

Yeah. That one? God, how annoying is this going to be to listen to? No more than any other episode. Maybe it's going to be enjoyable. People can see that I can whistle. You are a hell of a whistler. I am a pretty good whistler.

Davey Crockett How do you do that one? Or wait, no, it's Andy Andy Griffith. Yeah, that's all That one. That's a fucking, that's a good whistle. Yeah, that is a good whistle.

Also, there's the scorpion's winds of change. Is that a whistle? Yeah, it's a whistle. I know what you're doing. Yeah. That one? Yeah, yeah. Is that one there?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, I'm not a... I just got the Cougar melon camp one, and then I fucking, I stopped. Anya kind of skye of, I guess still of headgum, although she lives in upstate New York. The Wire Queen. The Wire Queen, one of like, I think, three people who still works here.

But she is a big Scorpions fan, and that was partly from, like, you know, growing up in Russia, I guess that was a, that they were, that the band had more of a presence there. I wonder. And that's, yeah. I mean, that is, I mean, it goes on the list for classic whistles. Yeah.

It goes on the list. It goes on the list for classic whistles. I'm just wondering if we're missing any classic whistle. You know, I know Amelia is something of a scorpion fan as well. That's true. My dad is a scorpion. Scorpio and scorpion. So he's a Scorpio too.

Yeah, that's why he... That's where it comes from. Yeah. That's less weird now. Did you know that context? He's not into astrology at all, so... But it's a little bit less of an A to C. I get a drag on.

So, wait, what about the shifts done whistle? Oh. Like Fred Flintstone Yeah, yeah, yeah That's really good I made Jimmy so mad she left She's done, yeah She showed you her asshole

And then she got on the ground She did show us her asshole Earlier, why you saw She's done that awful lot today It's true Damn girl She's pretty proud of it Yeah

Yeah She's feeling good I'm a regular blanche From the Golden Girls You don't have to answer this Or if you do answer it You can cut it out I just have to know

Because you know I feel like we're friends Yeah We're friends And you guys have been on tour A bunch I guess so Yeah

Did you ever do the thing as like a joke where you show the other guy your asshole or balls? No, I've never done that. You don't do, you don't like, I wasn't like it, like even, even in my- I think the closest I came was at showing Wog's a pick of my, of my hog. You did. You didn't show me your actual hog. No, I didn't, but that's the closest I ever came. Yeah.

Yeah. Wait, what? That's interesting. You were scrolling through your photos and you're like, oh, whoops. Is that kind of that was? I think, I know, I think we talked about this at, like, I think it was when we did the power hour. I was like, you want to see my hog. This is such a power.

hour like that sounds right yeah I think it was that and it just didn't happen and it just didn't happen so you so you've like stage with gabris being like I don't show pictures of each other's I mean yeah I think that is kind of that I think that's what it was yeah so you've never like walk that like you take a shower you walk out hey man sorry I forgot my towel and you just have your balls out and he has to look at it no I'm not like that that that is more of a gabris bit okay it's fucking funny but yeah and I just saying like if he did that that would be more in character you and I think are a little bit too too much of a of prudes yeah At least beyond verbally.

Like, I understand the balls and penis stuff, obviously. But an asshole is like, I mean, we all got it. It's like, it's like, there's like no difference. Yeah, it's kind of funny. So you think on tour, like, Wiger's going to come onto the kitchen, I'm going to have my asshole open? And Wigers can be like, oh, dude, I got you. That's fucking funny.

I had to see my asshole. Just a few days ago, we all saw your ass, bitch. That is true. I mean, but not whole. It's behind the paywall. Yeah, like side cheek is very different than a whole. Yeah. I don't think, just seeing an ass is like not funny.

I think just seeing a butt is pretty funny. I think seeing a butt is funny. You have to, you have to see the asshole. I don't think seeing a cheek is funny. I want to see full hole. No, it takes me back to when. When Randy Moss did that disgraceful, despicable act, and we and Joe Buck had to witness it. Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. A fake mooned, you know, I mean, that's fucking insane to do. Now you show somebody your asshole, now we got something. Yeah, that's pretty fun. That's fucking hilarious. Okay. All right. Who comes out of there.

That's funny. You want me over. Yeah. Yeah, do do does come out of there. Right? You know. It's not right. No, I don't want him to see my...

The asshole seems personal. I don't want you to see my asshole. You haven't even seen it, bitch. You don't know. Well, I haven't seen it. And I'm not going to let him see it before me. Somebody's seen it. Your mom's seen it.

You never tried to see your own? I've done that. Deas... Close the curtain. I don't... I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear any stories about how we look at your back. Who is the full list of people on Earth who have seen your asshole?

The full list of people, Wally and Irma, I'd probably see my asshole. Why? You're spreading it in front of your cats? Oh, so there's some sort of test to see the weird answers on it? No, I just don't know how it happened. Yeah, I mean, like, it's, you know, I feel like that's the sort of thing, unless you're outside of sexual partners and, like, medical professionals, there's not a lot of occasions, unless you're showing it off. Sexual partner is not seeing my asshole. A lot of people.

I'm talking about situations where it might be in like it might could happen incidentally versus like you having to be intentional like I'm going to show you my asshole. You know what I mean? So it just depends on what you're up to. Your mom has seen your asshole. She cats. You're not parents absolutely. She saw my baby asshole.

Yeah. Right. And it's basically the same as it was then. I hate to tell you. It's grown. No more hair. It's grown. It's definitely grown.

Yeah. Oh, me. you've gotten so big that's an impression of my mom seeing my ass old now that was also Sandler Oh Have you done that

That sort of tomfoolery Or been around guys who are doing that sort of It's fucking fun Okay okay yeah yeah If I remember probably DB regularly sends pictures like this So it's not no It's not him necessarily DB will send pictures of like an old guy's ball

An old guy's balls or a cock Or an old guy taking a picture of himself balls and cock and there's some shit in the toilet behind him for whatever reason it's a lot of fun but yeah do do do me and my friends sometimes do a thing where we take a picture of ourselves but then like way off in the background you can see our ass like positioned in the mirror just so that's really funny that's fun that's a good trick i've done a thing before where i was like i showed i showed our friends like uh i was like check it out i just got this new drone i'm take a picture of my like backyard you can see what it looks like and then i let do the thing you know you push a button

it goes like up and then back down and i just the whole time i had my ass out i just the whole time i had my ass out. That's funny. That's pretty fun. You know, it comes in, it looks at my ass. Everyone can enjoy that. That's fun. It's my ass. Yeah, why not? I'm married. I have three kids. Yeah. Who fucking cares if you see my asshole. When I was younger, I used to do that a little bit more. Yeah, and I'm kind of like the young you. Jesus Christ.

I remember, like, to my guy friends, I would, I mean, I'm not going to say this stuff. You can say this. I would draw a smiley face on my hog and then I would show them. I would take a look. That's pretty good. That's funny. That's funny. So you get yourself like a jeweler's loop and he calls the guy golf pencil he calls the guy in who does the

name on grain of rights things have gotten better things have gotten better things have gotten better what do you mean things have gotten better things have gotten better down there

it's better all right here's the thing about you just want you just want to lead it back to me I don't show my asshole off I'm not a weirdo like you

you're a weird guy I'm in touch with my ass it doesn't matter to me Here's the thing about the nuggets. And also, I don't like how quickly the day is quickly asked. You've never looked at it in a mirror before. I remember once. You don't explore your body?

Yeah, I think it's a very common thing to do. I've seen every inch of my body. Yeah, same. It's going to be there for a while, so you might as well get a knife full. I mean, I have to. I have a, I remember when I was a kid. That was probably like three years old. And I wanted to see what it looked like when Pee came out of my wiener.

Of course. So I got a hand. mirror and I held it directly in front of my dick. Yeah. And then I just watched P. I think my mom was there too and I just watched P like ricochet off of the mirrors directly back onto me.

I love you. I love that your mom's just like, let's watch him. Let's watch it do this. No, I think she didn't know what I was up to and was like, oh, I'm a dick, you know. It's a whole thing. A fetish was born in that the headgum of hers have looked a little wet lately. That's a really good example of kid intelligence.

Yes, right. Like, I broke my arm one time, and I remember it was basically on purpose. Like, we had an old couch, and I stick my arm like in the, like, I mean, I don't want to say it's the asshole. We just talked about assholes for so long. But the crack of the couch. Yeah. And then I was like, huh. And I just rolled off the couch and snapped my arm in two.

And I was like, well, that makes sense. Yeah, that seems particularly dumb to me. I don't know. It's just something you do. Everybody does it. I thought the chicken nuggies were, we're not, like, there's nothing distinct about these, right? These are just like a, these are like the standard nuggies. Were they bad?

No. They were bad. They were fine. I think one of mine was maybe undercooked, yes. Was the first bite of mine full of gristle? Yes. Has that ever happened to me with a nugget before? Not that I can recall.

Yeah. And my kids, I have kids, so I've eaten like a lot of, like, shitty nuggets. Like, even the fucking dino nuggets are like not that rough. Yeah. So I don't know what happened there. These are a bit between tender and nugget, I feel like. They're a little, they're a little combo of nugget. Tender and nugget. Between tender and nugget.

Between tender and nugget. You know what? I agree with that. I agree with that. It is the Mike Mitchell story. Yeah, it is. Your buddy Derek came by and you had a, he had persuaded you to also get an Atlantic salmon filet.

He punched up the bit, which I was sitting there and I was like in crisis. I was talking to Libby and her husband Lewis. I was talking to Derek. We were all sitting around. I said, guys, this show could be huge for me. I got to order something funny. And I was like, obviously, I want the seasonal, I want the seasonal chocolate cinnamon shake. That's not funny.

Yeah. Moons over my hammy is funny. Do you get the chocolate shake? No, I didn't know. Moons over my hammy is funny, but it's fucking gross. Which wanted the shake? You wanted the shake, too? It's a seasonal chocolate shake sounds good.

Can we also? Uber eats the shake? No, no, don't do that. They also had the little maple, like maple and jesus. rejected donut hole thing. Yeah, sure. But it's like, you know

those are going to be good, so who cares? Who gives a shit? So get the fucking shitty ass the skinny menu salmon shit from the fucking

truck stop restaurant. Derek was very funny. I was hoping that he'd tag in at some point here. Okay. No, he left. He left before we started recording. Smart man.

You want to be... You want to be... Look, too. Get out. Yeah, I was hoping he would tag you out and come in. I was like kind of what I was saying. Like a Marvel versus

Capcom thing. Spider-Man goes out. Captain America comes in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wouldn't that been nice? That would have been cool. But I'm Spider-Man. Sure, you can be Spider-Man. But again, it's on that level. It's on, it's on the, it's on our level again. It's on, it's on, it's on what's her name's mom. Who do you think you are?

When it comes to that? Yeah. Hmm. So it's on Big Justice's mom's level and what superhero am I? Superhero, yeah. What superhero are you? I think it could be Thor. Thor is pretty, I was up there. If it's on big justice's mom level of fame, I can't be Thor?

That's wild. If it's on big justices' mom's level of fame. He's like one of the... He's Spider-Man. You're giving him Spider-Man? Oh, so you're saying we're comparing it relative to JF here. Yes. I think, yeah, I think you could be Thor.

Thank you. Yeah. I mean, like, I'm just thinking, like, if that's what we're saying. I know you have to work with him after this, but you also have to live with yourself. Can you be honest and say he's not Thor? He's not Thor, obviously. Thor is up there. Thor is one of the big ones.

Thor's like the main guy. Yeah, but I mean, then again, in all fairness, so is, I guess if we're talking about the MCU, it's its own thing, but then so is Spider-Man. Is Big Justice's mom more famous than doughboys, I guess? Yeah, I think so, clearly. Why wouldn't she be? Come on.

They have a much larger social media presentation. Penetration. But social media is fucking horseshit, and you know that. Yeah, no, it's true. I mean, some of those views are inflated, but I think just enough people are aware of the Costco guy, that they're more likely to look at the mom, like, oh, yeah, it's the mom for the Costco guys

versus look at Mitch and be like, oh, yeah, he's one of the dough boys. You know, they might recognize you from love or, or Tristan Metal or something. Rizzler seems burned out lately, too, by the way. I think he's, I think he's, I think he's, you know what I'm saying? That is such a funny thing to say about an eight-year-old child. Yeah, tough thing to, uh...

I'm not saying, I'm saying he seems, that's, I'm being honest. He's kind of burning the midnight oil, kind of burning the candle at both ends, that they're in the content minds. Yeah, without really the ability. to give consent as an eight-year-old as an great kid. This is what I'm saying. When I was at San Diego Comic-Con, people were playing the

new Mario Card against Rizzler and people were just coming in and out. And Sean Disson was like, you should do it. And I was like, that would be fun. I was like, I almost feel sad for this boy. Yeah. I mean, it seems like he's enjoying it, but also like what a difficult way to grow up. Yeah. You know, we'll see.

Hopefully everything turns out all right. He's like on a hackman trajectory you were saying. Gene Hackman? That's what you said earlier. He's going to end up like Gene Hackman? That's what he said. Why is it going to end up like Gene Hackman? I don't know, man.

Is he one of your friends? Decades long career and acting in film and television. Right. And then, you know, but then the grizzly end. Then the grizzly end, yeah. At the age of like 93. Oh, that's what you're saying. Is that what you meant?

Is that what you were thinking? No. She's going to have to Rizler in 90 years? I mean, I hope Rizelow lives to 90. I would be very happy. Wow. Could Risler live to 2100? he could right he he he he could in fact I think the actuarial tables there's a decent shot

especially his life man life spans grow if it I just thinking of like the new year's ball coming down on the year 2100 and old risler doing like his thing holy shit the crowd oh my god old risler you know what I mean like he will be old and he will be doing that yeah and Ryan Ccress is there looking exactly the same of course you still got it let's uh let's let's get Wait, what did you think of the Atlantic salmon? This fucking dog shit. Yeah, it looked real bad. It was, I truly, I don't think I've ever had a worst piece of fish.

Is that wrong? You are correct. Look, I always gamble on fish. Yeah. I had to spit this out. Oh, my God. I've never seen Amelia spit out fish. Wow.

Well, first of all, she came over and grabbed the fish by her hand. Like a burger. Like a burger. Like a bear in a stream is how she did it. She swiped at it. And then she took a big, huge bite out of it. And then slowly was like, it dawned on her fit, you could see it. You could see it happening.

I took, I took like a corner piece and just took a bite out of it. And it was so fishy and disgusting. And also, like, very, it was so over, it was super dry. Super overcooked. It looked like it was rubber. When Amelia picked it up off the container it was in, it was just like this, like, overwhelming smell of, like, cat food. It did not. It was bad.

You shouldn't be able to grab a piece of salmon and it come apart. in one piece. Like, I'm not, you know, I'm not eating grade A sashimi every day in my life, but I know you want a little bit of a flake when it comes to the salmon, and it just wasn't it wasn't happening, man. And of course, on the taste merit,

it fucking sucked as well. Bummer all around. Let me hear that you got sashimi over there. That's nice. Yeah, actually. That's kind of cool coming from for the guy who didn't try it until he was like 41, but yeah, cool. I'll fucking, I'll take that. That's funny. Wise, you know my cats, Wally Nerma, I love them very much.

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We'll each go around. We'll each give it our closing arguments and then give us a score from zero to five forks. You are our guest. We'll begin with you. Denny's is something that I know has the unfortunate predicament of being Is there a restaurant that's more of a butt of a joke than Denny's? Maybe Taco Bell in some sense, but it feels like it's risen above it. I feel like Captain D's at a time where people were taking shots at that.

Yeah, the Arby's that was like more of a 20 years ago that's going to come around. And Arby's is pretty good. Armies is pretty decent. But Denny's is like, man, we're all fucking shitting and pissing on Denny's, right? And it's like, it's also very truck stoppy to me. I think it's the only time I've had it is like pulling off in the middle of nowhere, Arkansas, and it's like there's a pit stop and they weirdly have like gambling at the bar or whatever. And you go like, I guess I'll have a fucking scramble, man.

I don't know. And it's just, it's a real rough spot to be in if you're looking at Denny's. And it goes without saying that having it delivered is, well, it's unconscionable. Not ideal. It's not where it shines. Yeah. So there's not a lot of, there's not a well. spring of affection bubbling up for me from Denny's in the way that Waffle House might

or something else because I like every day. I like all day breakfast foods. Breakfast fucking kicks ass. The menu is very, very grim and this was really, we didn't even say, but the I didn't even say the salmon came with the comiest mashed mashed mashed potatoes I think I've ever seen. A swamp of, of grimy, greasy, gray gravy. Yeah. That had to be tasted to be believed. I believe Amelia spit that out as well Yeah, I spit everything out And the broccoli also

The broccoli was quite wooden It must be said Amelia spit out her salmon And then she went Should I take a picture of this Of her spit out salmon and napkin And then you did I believe You said yes

I did say yes I'll put it right here in the YouTube episode That's perfect Fries were whatever Nuggets were at least doing something different one of my main things I hate is raising canes because I feel like there's no flavor there there's no attempt at like doing anything they don't season it they don't season it's all the sauce and I fucking I think that's a disappointment it's a huge bummer yeah um that's a for shame on the

whole raising canes family these nuggets at least like it was some kind of seasoning wasn't it it was like there was some kind of breading like they'd try to do something with the flavor yeah but ultimately ultimately it's like I'd rather have basically this is not my top 25 nuggets I don't think. Wow. Wow. I think it's down there with the Italian food of cuisines for me, which is grim, which is very, very grim. The burger was

I bet if you're hungover, the burger actually is not that bad. I'm not hungover, but I don't know. That's a surprise. That's really interesting to hear. So I think the burger would be okay. Yeah. I think you could do all right there. Maybe get the cinnamon chocolate shake. Yeah, I just fucking pissed off.

I think you could do, okay, if you got the burger, the cinnamon chocolate shake, I think you'd actually have as good a time as you could possibly have at Denny's. Of course, we didn't have that time. We had a really, really bad time eating the food. I would say on the weakness of the salmon alone, how could you do any better than half a fork? Half a fork, wow. I mean, I don't know. Listen, that's good.

Mitch, what do you think? Your thoughts, your fork score? Quig's. If IHop is Adam Sandler. Oh, yeah. Love this. Denny's would be... You think it would be a Rob Schneider?

Do you think I was going to say Jesse Ferrar? Of course not. Okay. No. I think it would be a... Because we're friends. Yeah. I think it would be a Rob Schneider-level restaurant.

right? Denny's is not as fun. IHop is more fun. I hop is more fun. We liked the Hobbit menu, though. That was Denny's. That was that bad Denny's back in the day and they discontinued it

and they never did it for Battle of the Five Armies. I thought the burger was pretty good. I know you guys didn't like it and I was just kind of shocked but that anything was kind of decent and that fish which was not a part of the meal. That's true.

It's not a part of the special. Men. No, it's not part of the good fortune. Aziz had nothing to do with the salmon. No, he did not. To be clear. In all fairness to Aziz Ansari, he did not endorse the Atlantic salmon meal. No, there was no good fortune Atlantic salmon meal. No. Anise was very excited about this. I like that movies have tie-ins. I concur.

I think that half of it was not, I think the burger at least was something. It was like, you know, like bacon and ranch and grilled onions. And it was at least something. The nuggets were just kind of nothing you know there there was nothing going on there so as a whole I don't know as an asshole as an asshole is this if you were ever going to do it this would be a fucking hilarious time to do it

to show my asshole can we are we gonna get get demonetized on YouTube if Mitch shows his full asshole okay or so maybe don't do that Mitch goes on a Patreon episode though you can do whatever you want okay Mitch goes as a whole and bends over throws my ass and shows the fucking ass Miss towards the two people who were, the two women who work for us.

The two younger women, yes. Is it, would that be your rating then? Instead of like one fork, you're saying one asshole? I'm not, I'm not, I'm not giving it asshole school. Whoa, Mitch, is that your rating? It's one asshole? No, it's not. Put it in in post.

And what, are you going to put my asshole in in post? Your assholes right here, and I'm reacting to it. I'll do what I'll do a reaction to do it. Just off camera. Yeah. Can you, can we just have Mike draw an asshole? Would that get us, would that get us be monetized? Maybe just an asterisk.

Yeah, okay. Oh, that's fun. Yeah. Okay, all right. All right. That's fine. That works. I'll let Mike figure it out.

I couldn't show, right now, I got something brewing, so I don't want to. Okay. Jesus Christ. Because of that. So something might wave a little hello to you if I see that. Mitch, for fuck's sake. We don't need to hear that shit. He's talking about a fucking turd coming out of his ass.

The turd would just wait. It would be in there. It would just be saying hello. It's not ready to leave you. Hello, my baby. Hello, my honey. I hate this. Yeah, that's kind of funny.

Emil, you would love the text chain where Dog Bonner just sends us toilet pole shit pictures. Yeah, yeah. You need to see these guys. I like that it exists. Anise, I'm happy for you that I know I think this is a dream of Aniz's, maybe more so than his brother to have this menu. uh right wouldn't you say that it's cool uh two assholes um that's okay man okay man i concur it's a cool

is that too high yeah it's a it's a it's a cool co-lab i think the good fortune burger got the job done was right down the middle i thought the chicken nuggets were the budget angle chicken nuggets were absolutely nothing special they were just like the nuggies almost takes saying nuggies takes it like below shaves a half for yeah dude but i do think that was a Competent chain restaurant Berg and, you know, again, just like, like in terms of the, in terms of the, I haven't seen the movie yet, but in terms of the co-lab, like I just like that it exists. I think it's a fun thing to, fun thing to do. And we see so many of these, but this is not the type of movie that typically does a crossover. So I think from this standpoint, the one thing I will say, this is app only, correct? You can only get this delivered. I don't think you can get this in restaurant. Yeah, I believe it was delivering. Which is, which is a little bit of a, it doesn't affect. us, obviously. We got to deliver here. The dope boys don't go to their restaurants anymore.

What do you want from us? I don't know, man. Don't make us go to Denny's. I don't want to go to Denny's. That said, I do like going to Denny's. I have a lot of fond memories for Denny's over the years. I spent, you know. What's that? We should have gone. Yeah, we should have gone. Denny, no, I mean, I don't need to go back to a Denny's for this episode. We could have gotten the shirt if we went. We could have gotten the shirt if we went. Do you want to go now? So the shirts are in person, but not the meal?

The shirts must be app only too, right? I didn't see them anywhere. That would be insane if the shirts were in person only, but you have, but you can only get the meal delivered. Anyway, you can only get the meal delivered. Yes, that's part of the tie-in. It's bizarre that there was, I didn't see anything on the app about shirts. That's it. That's all I was saying about it. Yeah, it is weird that it wasn't, nothing in the Denny's app about shirts.

Yeah, why doesn't the Denny's app add shirts? They should have more shirts. There's probably, in all fairness, there's probably a standalone Denny's shirts app. Yeah, that's probably true. You know, they do that sometimes. Yeah, Amelia, you should have downloaded the Denny Shirt app. Another fuck up. I think these were really, I mean, again, down the middle, Nuggets didn't impress.

Burger was fine. I like that the co-lab exists. It's a little weird that it's app only. And I think we take all these factors together. I think where I ultimately land is two forks, two tines. So I think it's a fine score for this. Higher than me. Yeah.

it's all love to the Ansari's like it's like but it wasn't it it wasn't it when we do our thing when you're when you become what do you say when you become the adam sandler and you look i'm 43 it's not going to happen anymore it's over you're doing great it's driving you know what you know you know it should happen he should get a predator one hat and then you guys can be together i like that's fun it just says it just it says predator dash one like thing one Thing one and thing two. Right, right, right. Hey, it's time for...

You got kids, you know if they want a thing, too. I know, and they, hey, they spill, too. Oh, boy. The thing? The thing spill. Oh, okay, I got you. I got it. They spill now? They spill now. Go on.

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Chips inhale every flavor. You know it never fails when we're involved somehow. These chips will eat them all. Okay, so these are the new Lays limited edition Back to Football flavor bundle, which consists of hot sauce, wavy-loaded nachos,

and kettle-cooked cheesy buffalo dip. Well done. Thanks, buddy. Mitt's got a lot of accolates for the whistle, and it feels like you need to get your flowers for the song. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good song. It's a really good song.

It's a little standby. I couldn't tell if you left your body at some point during that. That was about an hour ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Okay, so we get the Lays wavy, loaded nachos, the Lays hot sauce, and the cheesy buffalo dip.

Let's open these bad boys and distribute it. This is interesting. I'm not excited about any of these, I guess, I could say. What would it take for Lays to get you excited? I don't think there's a fucking thing they could do. That's not true. you like regular lays stuff don't you you're having the boys over for the big game salt and vinegar lays the best salt and vinegar chip obviously the game's on you're not checking your phone because somebody might text you about the game that you guys of your you know it is anyways you're not going to look at your phone or in the game and you got the guys over yeah you're throwing out the lace chips and they're saying yum thanks Mitch thanks Mitch hey Mitch got chips cool yum yum give me some that's insane I think that if I were to have a big game if it was the big game and I had these kettle cooked cheesy buffalo dip. People would be like, no, I want to try

those. I want to check these out. I think they would. Those are untouched by the end of the night. That's up there with the veggie tray. But wouldn't you rather have like actual cheesy buffalo dip at your game viewing? Yeah, but this is Mitch we're talking about here. He's an animal. And here's the deal. I do make a buffalo dip. Wags, you know this.

That's true. Oh. You know what? Look, I like ruffles. I mean, ruffles over ruffles over flats, right? Yeah. I mean, look, those aren't... What did you start with?

You're having the... Because I already had the wavy loaded notches. I started with the cheesy buffalo dip. All right, I was some of that. I don't like buffalo chips normally. Oh. Well. And this has a little cheesy taste to it.

I'm not sure I want the cheese with the buffalo. Those feel like two separate things. Is it giving a little buffalo chicken pizza vibe now where it all it already kind of tastes throw upy oh that sucks I'm so I'm really hard

but doesn't it kind of taste a little throw up a little puky you know it's a little puky the loaded nachos is like I mean forget about it that's just ruffles is better but man one issue with the loaded nachos is it's kind of got this let this fake lettasy taste which I don't love I don't know why

they're trying to add that component to it loaded nachos feels like too many flavors to try to put on a chip umga pachka You got it. These are bad. Yeah, I don't love those. I thought the cheesy buffalo dip was okay. I did like a little bit of a burn from the loaded nachos.

It was subtle, but it had something to it. This, the Franks Red Hot is something. Did you have this? I haven't tried the hot sauce, yes. I'm a bit of a heat seeker, so I'm excited to give these a go. My man. Plus, you can win an epic experience there, it says. So that's cool.

That's cool. That's real cool. That's some of my favorite type of experiences to have. Epic. Yeah, me too. Okay. I would not, is Frank's Red Hot one of your, I mean, obviously for wings, but like, other than that, do you, you know, do you fuck with

Franks? I'll fuck with Franks, yeah. Hashtag fuck with Franks. Yeah, hashtag fuck with Franks. The thing is like, can be honest with you? They're all bad. They're all bad. They're honestly all kind of whack.

Lays is in the toilet, man. Yeah, but I think the hot sauce is the best varietal, but all these are a little bit of a best of a bad bunch, yeah. I would toss the loaded nachos and the cheesy buffalo dip in the garbage and not feel too bad about it. Here's what I don't like. Look at this. That weights eight ounces on that, seven and a half on this, on the,

the wavy. Oh, boy. What are they doing to us? Don't think I don't know what you're fucking doing with the 499 print on the side, too. I may be like the cheesy buffalo dip the best. Yeah, I've had a few of these, and I don't know. Well, because you're a mild guy.

You're a mild child. I don't, I don't need to be spicy. Are you, is he or is he not a mild child? No, I'd say he's a bit of mild child. Yeah. I'm not a mild child. I could outspice either of you. You get outspice me?

Come on, yes. I don't think you could outspice me. A hundred percent could outspice. All right, we got a challenge. You want to do the spice off, motherfucker? Yeah, we go to do the spice off. I'll do the spice off. Yeah.

Actually, I don't want to hurt myself, but I will, you know, but I wouldn't have to, bro. You wouldn't have to do to outclass this fool. Well, the thing is, Mitch is very competitive, so I can see him really going for it. So are you, motherfucker? I'm not that competitive. I, I can eat spice. Okay, I believe you. This is some bullshit.

You know what? You know what Mitch, you would win the spice off. I can see. Oh, shut up. Oh, that's the worst. He fucking sees right through you. Yeah. You would win.

You know, I would. I mean, I would. You're right. Am I involved in it? No, you're nowhere to be found. Does anyone... That's what you fucking want, too. Yeah, of course.

I'll tell you that right now. You fucking want that. Yeah, I don't want you. I know. If you want a snowball's chance in hell. You have to be here? I'm just saying, if you want a chance, I can't be anywhere near the spice sauce.

Oh, I would destroy you in a spous. Does anyone want to defend any of these flavors? I think straight up hot sauce is a good flavor for a chip. Yes. Is Frank's the one that I'm, like, most excited about? Probably not, but it's deep. You know, I just think Lays is a chip, I'm just over it.

I'd do a Tapatio or a Cholula over this. And they have that, I think that's more fun. Like, a Saracha is very played out, but even that is more interested in the Franks. Syracia would be better. Syracia would be better. But that is the best of them, is the just hot sauce lays because it's just like simple, it's straightforward. It's not over, you know, over dime.

It's so spicy. I can barely, just fucking bullshit. I like spice. What are you talking? What are you doing? He's going to be, he's going to feel it tomorrow, too. You already fucking know. I said they had the spicy chips.

He's going to say, you know. Can we put, bring Mitch's asshole up again, but just make it a red asterisk? It's so red right now. Your asshole is red right now, is it not? You get a bright red asshole, like a baboon. You have a bright red asshole because of the spicy chips. That's true. Emma called your bluff.

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Hi, Nick, Mitch, Emma, Amelia, and Gemmy. Hope you all are doing well. I appreciate the open discussion about mental health, and I hope you all know how much we appreciate you. Question, what do you think is the most useful appliance or cooking tool? What is the most useless, ridiculous? Thanks for giving so much of your time and lives to this podcast. Wow.

Most useful appliance are cooking, because they're kind of two different things. cooking tool and appliance are different things dude very but I will say fork fork man you are feeling it is that you're not hot it's not hot I burped

it is you burp when you have spice you had like three hot sauce ways I could outspice you motherfucker if you were a real heat seeker you would know that when you're having very hot spice you do burp because it stimulates the esophageal reflex yeah mild Mitchell

wild mitchell with his mild ass oh you two you're loving this huh got him fucking got him put him on poster you got your hot chicken in Tennessee is that what you think that's that I would fucking destroy you and destroy you and a spice off this feels like a YKS

I'm sorry a go off kings this feels like a live stream event let's do the spice off I did though I did we did the hot ones challenge and I did not take a sip of water the entire time or milk You did

That's true So what So I won the spice off in a way All right fine You won the spice off in the past We did the hot ones By the way the one The hot ones challenge

Not when we were on their show But when we bought it out of pocket And did it on our own podcast Like a couple of fucking assholes Someone gave it to us Tony Charlene gave it Tony Charlene gave us Tony Charlene gave us

That was very nice That was very nice of Tony Charlene Ramos I can't get on hot ones I'm not Jack Black or Adam Sam You don't get there Has Jack Black been on it? Oh wow I should watch I mean, you know what?

I would love to introduce you to Jack Black so he could kick the shit out of you. He's getting old, man. Here's a low-key, useful appliance. It's what you do, do. Go ahead. Pretty good. Pretty good. You're, all right, go ahead.

Low-key, useful appliance, that tea kettle, that hot water, by electric water heater. Electric kettle comes in handy. You put that motherfucker on there. You can get yourself boiling water at any time you want. Really, really. So you scoff at fork. what

you scoffed at fork well fork is just like like I think you're it's kind of as a cooking tool I guess you're maybe whipping up some scramble things with fire I am the spoon man fire is huge

fire is actually pretty low key I disagree with Frankenstein on fire I think fire is good that's the one thing you disagree with him on yeah throw your ass in a fucking thing gonna need a couple more Frankensteins to throw you be careful

gets pretty spicy up in that tower my man man's ripping out his old esophagus and putting a new one in because he had a fucking spicy chip he couldn't hang it the kettle is a really good call are we kind of over the oven well I guess are we talking applying to the oven I think we're over the oven

are we kind of over the oven I think we're over the oven the oven is aver I think at this point Is range better than oven? I think so. I think so, too. We definitely need the range over the oven. Now, is microwave... Nuker, the nukeer, as I call it is microwave better than oven in this day and age?

It might be, even though the oven has certainly... If you're a baker, the oven is absolutely essential, and for certain dishes, the oven is great. But, like... Man. You might... If things you need, I think if I was, like... Oh, I got one. In a Bachelor apartment, I think... I think range plus microwave would be the combo.

What about fridge? Fridge. I mean, fridge is number one. Fridge is number one with a bullet. So it's just, like, how do you, like, What's after fridge? Is that a cooking appliance? I guess not, right? No, I would not call the fridge a cooking appliance.

The way things are going. Yeah. Wow. The way things are going. The fridge might be a cooking appliance. The fridge might end up being a cooking appliance. Fridge, select hot dog. And now it's like, well, here it comes.

It's a whole to do. Fucking hot dog comes out. The bitch has got his mouth open at the end of the fridge waiting for it to pop in there, you know. Yeah. Oh, great. I got to update my fridge. Right. That's going to happen soon.

the way it is going. No, I bricked my fridge. I can't get anything out of there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. That's what's going to happen. That will happen. Bricked my fridge. I bricked my fridge. That's what people will be saying that in a few years. Well, then the movie, Honey I Bricked the fridge. Yeah, I mean, that's coming to theater soon. I mean, but probably before you know it. Maybe by the time this comes out. Honestly, probably you're watching it right now. Yes, in the movie, Honey I Bricked the Frick. Well, then the spin-off is, of course, is Predator versus Fridge. that'll happen

I think that will probably happen he's got the three dots and it's on the ice thing to get ice out of the fucking I look I liked all this fridge breaking the fridge talk of course

we do need to get back to the email at hand here kitchen appliance the most useful kitchen appliance so fork that's why you're laughing about four no one laughed at you

I'm gonna say the most useful kitchen I mean microwave might be up there just because, man, it is huge, right? Yeah, it's a big one. I mean, it's a big boy. Oven still wins for me. You think it's still oven? I still think it's oven. It's probably oven over microwave. Just feels

classier. Sure. Yeah. Sink? I mean, look. Wow. You kind of need that sink. You kind of need the sink. Damn, you need the sink. Again, that's you're going to count that as a cooking. But it was also... Well, it's appliance. Applant slash cooking tool. Yeah.

So... Then fridge does win. Then fridge does win. Bridge wins. I'm going to throw one that's going to go way to the top of your list. Toaster. Toaster's pretty good. Yeah, but I can live without a toaster. I'm good without a toaster.

Really? Yeah, there's, I mean, you could work around not having a toaster. You can't really work around not having a range. I don't, I haven't had a toaster or a microwave in like a decade. I just do everything in the oven. Here's a thing I'll, I'll, I'll throw out there as a cooking tool. Yeah. Nice chef's knife.

Pretty essential. Okay. Cutting board. Now I am getting mad that you scoffed at the fork. But, but, well, chefs. You need a knife for a cooking. Oh, sorry. All right.

So my bad, it's chef's fork. How's that? It still loses. What are you think? Like a big barbecue fork? That's not going to do anything. That's what he uses.

And his big, his big fucking high chair. He's got the big knife and the big fork and he's just sawing along the roast beast. I wish I could go back in time to August to say no to having you on in fucking November. I understand. There's also like a, I think there's a good case for spatula Like especially you get one of those utilitarian spatula

It's kind of like the you know the It's got the spatula Yeah I like those ones And maybe even the one where it kind of can rest on the Yeah those are fun That's a lot of fun Man that's a hoot Yeah

Least but now we're going to say the least one Least least least One of the ones that I got that I Every time I look at it I go like It's one of those I guess it's like a frother Yeah sure You know you use it to stir

protein powder or like an energy thing or whatever. I guess it's ostensibly for like lattes. Yeah, I don't need a frother. This fucking sucks. You got some some piss that's been sitting out. You can froth it right back up. My buddy Greg has this. Yeah, you know, if it's been sitting out, definitely, you got froth it back up. My buddy Greg has a theory that you know, you know when you leave a cup of water out overnight and you drink in the next morning and it tastes weird. Yeah. It's because a gnome comes and puts its finger in it. Wow. It kind of has that it kind of has that gnomy flavor to it. There's a lot of connections to our, our earlier episode. We were saying, people heard that behind the paywall last week.

That's Santa, if Santa could touch your soup, he'd make it the perfect temperature. He could cool it down. I agree with that. That's just part of it for him. I think that it is, thank you, actually. The only reason we don't know for sure is because we're so focused on the cookies and the milk that we don't do the soup. Yeah, yes.

You start doing the soup and things start changing around here. Yeah. Don't you think Santa's a little tired of the cookies in the milk? Okay. Let's give him a meatball sub, eh? Are you doing Sebastian Manuscalco? Yeah, yeah. Pretty good.

Did this play in Riyadh when you did it like that? Did that hit for them at all? I changed it to what their holiday is. You'd change it to their holiday and their food and we'll stop there. Perfect. I'm trying to think of like useless thing. I mean, like, I kind of feel like a... Mitch's dick.

Mitch's dick. Kitchen appliance? That's where it gets out the most. I feel like I'm... I can take my dig out in the kitchen plate. You already know. A melon baller is very situation. Like, it's just like, you end up with one of those in your drawer a junk,

and you're kind of like, what am I going to ever use this fucking thing? Because aren't you probably, if you really need it, you can use the ice cream scooper. Yeah, exactly. There's always something else you can figure. Like, it's, it's so specific. Yeah, yeah, you can use the ice cream scorer or a melon bowl scoop. You fucking idiot. That's a little disproportionate.

But I get what you say. Like, it's just, it's, I get what he's saying. I don't get what he's saying. He's a dumb ass. We're talking about the fucking apocalypse and you need to scoops. and you need to scoop your melon. You're saying, well, I got an ice cream scoop. I guess I'll just fucking kill myself instead.

What are you talking? You can use ice cream scooper and a frother. You don't need them. You don't, you don't need them. Ice cream scooper, a little more handy, I would say. That speaks more to your. Oh, because I'm a big fat guy. I eat an ice cream.

I'm scooping it out. The fruit thing, no. The ice cream can stay. Yeah, we get. Hold on now. Hold on now. I got more stuff to say. Please.

Go for it. Apple peeler. God. apple peeler I think I don't know I mean I use I'll peel an apple I use it

Is that the same peeler You use to like peel carrots Yeah because you can pee a lot of things Like a potato Oh shit Just a peeler has a lot of A lot of KU's cases Mitch just texted me

What's a carrot That's the first time I heard from in weeks If you have a question Or comment about the world of change We're done I don't know Do you have more pitches I got one for

This is a 21st century one I don't need the little ties The little baggy ties I don't need them Baggy ties Baggy ties Do you need Do you need the twist ties?

I'm not sure I know what the What is the twist tie? A twist tie Like a bread twist Yeah a twist Is that a cooking tool Or an appliance? I feel like you're just talking about A thing that's in the kitchen

I don't need crumbs on the floor Well that's true Nick I think you're right Yeah okay So crumbs on the floor takes it For most usually You know what I don't need a bread vacuum How's that? Is that good for an appliance?

What the fuck is going on over there? That's an appliance you don't need in the kitchen. That's true. You said, I don't want crumbs on the floor. I'm saying I don't want a specific bread vacuum. We do have a bread box, which is nice. I think that also is an appliance you don't really need. A bread box?

How dare you? You don't need a bread box. You don't need it. No, you absolutely can survive without a bread box, but it is nice to have. The bread vacuum is Mitch's regular vacuum. You know what you don't really need? You don't really need a butter dish. What about the butter bell?

I love a butter dish. I mean, you can just put the butter. on a plate you don't really need the dish yeah but the dish is nice what you don't need the cover for it can i like the cover it's nice it's also like a like it looks cool aren't your cats gonna like suck on it yeah aren't your cat's gonna fucking deep throat it they don't they don't really do they don't really touch aren't your cat's gonna bounce and moan on it what the fuck you're talking about there's a couple more there there are a few more things in there that in your kitchen specifically yeah yeah okay there's a few more if you have a question or comment about the

world of chain restaurants. You can email us at FeedBag at BirdFuck.com or leave his voicemail. 830. Go-0. That's 830-4-6-36-84. Our producer is 4-4. Our producer is Emma Erdbrink. Our associate producer, Amelia Marino. Our video editor, Mike Dorfman, Doewe's Apparel at kinshipgoys.com slash Doe Boys and the Doe Boys. Plus our entire pre-2018 back catalog at Patreon.com slash doughboys. Jesse Farrar. J.F., have you ever been to any of my houses before? Did you go to Palmerston? I did not go to Palmerston. I could. I drove by and honked. Well, there was a time at your new place. I was culking around in the backyard, but I don't know if you saw it.

Nick and Mitch, Amelia, and Emma, thank you so much for having me. I love being here. You guys are great. I listen all the time, and I'm happy to be a part of the doughboys universe in some very small way. Wow. We're so happy to have you on, like, once a year or so. It's really cool to have you here. You know, like, it's great to see you.

It's really good to see you, too. Yeah. Um, and I'm really happy for you that when we came, uh, and, uh, to Tennessee that it was like one of the best moments of your life. I tell my kids about it. We love having you here. We, J.F. It's a lot of fun. Well, uh, I'll come back anytime.

Hell yeah. Uh, and, uh, maybe for for a ratch. We'll get you guys to watch, um, uh, like that Muppet movie where they come all over the doors or whatever. I think that was really funny. Are yours messed up movies? They're not messed up. They're just shit that I like, it's like dad, like dad cinema, basically. Okay.

Yeah. So, you know, there's something in there for everybody, even though everyone hates it. Yeah. YKS podcast. I listen to basically every episode. Great show. And Twitch.tv.TV slash what's the Go Off Kings URL? It is just Go Off Kings. Twitch. Twitch.com. Check you all out on Twitch. JF and DB over on YKS. J.F. and Stevenhack over on the Go Off Kings. My wonderful friends, maybe next time I'll bring all the boys in here. Can you imagine a peep this out, boy's mega mix. He said, he has said before that two is the limit. He really has said this. We could do, we'd swing three games. Oh, okay, we're changing it. We could

do three guests. Okay. It's the most chaotic episode we've ever got. Yeah. Listeners, does that sound good at all to you guys? Yeah. I think we're going to have a lot of fun. Jesse, you know what? We battled a lot in this episode as we always do, but stick around for some

ice cream. We're next door with me to salt and straw. I can't wait. Thank you so much. Of course. We get the spicy. We'll get the spicy. He won for him. That'll do it for this episode of doughboys. I know next time for the spoon about Mitchell. I'm Tiger Wryger. Happy eating.

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