Doughboys - Denny's 5 with Eva Anderson

Episode Date: April 30, 2026

Eva Anderson (@evafay, Margo's Got Money Troubles) joins the 'boys to talk Niagara Falls, childhood homes, and exchange drunk stories before a review of Denny's Masters of the Universe menu. Plus, another edition of Cake it Off.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSources for this week's intro:https://www.npr.org/2014/09/07/345798402/how-dolph-lundgren-went-from-chemical-engineer-to-action-starhttps://cdlp.com/blogs/journal/in-conversation-with-dolph-lundgrenhttps://www.dolphlundgren.com/about/biography.htmlhttps://www.fandom.com/articles/masters-universe-35th-anniversary-historyhttps://www.theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/07/jared-leto-accused-sexual-improprietyhttps://www.space.com/entertainment/space-movies-shows/masters-of-the-universe-release-date-plot-cast-and-everything-we-know-about-he-mans-big-screen-returnSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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free shipping. To get your 20% off, text Doe Boys to 64,000. Text Doe Boys to 64,000. That's Doe Boys to 64,000. Message and data rates may apply. See terms or details. Wow. Few have won the genetic lottery like Hans Lundgren, with a height of 6' 5, a reported IQ of 160 in fashion model good looks. But the Hulking Swede put in the work to take advantage of his gifts, graduating at the top of his class in chemical engineering and becoming a black belt in karate. While achieving his master's degree at the University of Sydney, Lundgren, working a side hustle as a bouncer, provided security for the disco queen herself, Grace Jones, which led to a four-year romantic relationship, contemporaneous with Lundgren pursuing his Ph.D. at MIT, from which he was soon,

M.I.A. to chase work as an actor at Jones's encouragement. And the acting opportunities too quickly rocketed Lundgren to the top of his field. And in his second role, as Rocky Balboa's computer-trained Soviet nemesis Ivan Drago in Rocky 4, Lundgren took on the stage name of Dolf. His next theatrical film went from playing cartoonish villain to literal cartoon character as He-Man in the live-action Masters of the Universe, opposite of pre-friends Courtney Cox and a memorable Billy Barty as Gwildor. But while Lundgren continued a decades-long career in the movie business, the Masters of the universe franchise wouldn't see another feature film for nearly 40 years. In fact, Lundgren would reprise Drago and Creed 2 eight years before Nicholas Gallatin took over his he-man in a new

Masters of the Universe movie. Unfortunately, the fandom is skeptical of the new MCU-coded take, which includes the evil skeletor retcon by director Travis Knight into, quote, the embodiment of toxic masculinity. The skull-faced antagonist is portrayed by Jared Leto, who in 2025, was accused by nine women of sexual misconduct. But one thing the 2026 reboot of the toy-turned-childered film has over the 1987 original is a tie-in menu with a chain restaurant founded in one Do Boy's hometown of Lakewood, California. But will this culinary interpretation of the musseless sword and spaceship franchise meet or exceed the chain's previous Beetlejuice or Hobbit menus? This week on Doe Boys, by the power of Grayskill, I have the pancakes.

as we return once again to Denny's for the Masters of the Universe menu. Welcome to Do Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Tiger Weiger, along with my co-host, the umami tsunami, or the umami tsunami, the spoon man, Mike Mitchell. So you can't, the person couldn't decide if they wanted to make fun of me for being a fat guy or for being, for being a mama's boy. And they ended up doing both. So they, they, yeah, no, I saw.

Hi, dough boys, I started listening. Guess what? Here's, from here on out, if you do a roast, I don't like it, I'm going to kill your ass. It's a new side of Mitch. The CPAP killer. Wow. Wait, why, what you called the CPAP? I feel like that would be my murderer's name.

Because you've just got it on while you're killing. You're going to get out of breath. Hi, dough boys, I started listening to the pod from the beginning of the public feed. I was like that. The CPAP doesn't help you. It doesn't help me with... I don't wear it on the treadmill. Okay, I don't know how it works.

Yes, you do. What would happen if you did, though? Yeah, what would happen? Yeah, would you get very, very fast. I think you probably would get very fast. Yeah. It doesn't work like Spider's Mask and Avatar Fire and Ash? No, it does not work like...

It does not work like Spider's Mask. It doesn't work like Immorten Joe. Yeah, right. So you don't have to worry about it, like, running out of battery. No, you know, I took it off last night because Wally has, I totally, he needs a cat seapap. He has a little snores.

And I took it off last night. And I was like, I was like, I was like pretend. I was not pretending, but I was like, I was like, oh, like, I wonder how he'll react to this. Did not like it immediately. I didn't put it on his face. I didn't put it on his face. I was like, I took it off my face to be,

because he always is interested by it. And then like, I shouldn't just like, and he hated it and he ran away immediately. I'm on the treadmill here. Wally is always interesting going on the treadmill. I don't allow him. on it because he can get sucked under. Can you get a little kitty treadmill?

Can you get like a manual one? He needs it. He does need it. It would be fun to have him go on one and want to have like a little piece of fish or whatever that he chases. Like it's hanging from the bottom of the treadmill? That's what I think it would be. Like a bone.

Like probably a fish bone. A fish bone. Yeah. Someone ate the fish. Skeleton. Looking at daddy. I didn't eat the fish from the cat treadmill. You take the fish.

Pull out the bone. And then you dangle it on the. The cat treadmill. Pull the old he's a little chubby. Yeah. He's double the weight of Irma. He's twice the size of Irma. And their brother and sister were the same litter.

They are, man. So he's a big boy. Anyways, C-Pap killer. I'm not going to fall asleep while trying to murder the guy. I just meant that that's like my calling card. Right, right. But I just,

usually the calling card is something like the Zodiac killer, like called himself the Zodiac and like had like a little, you know, insignia. I guess I could, like, kill the person and put a C-Pab mask on them when I leave. That would make you the CPAP killer. Has anybody ever done like a like a CPAP that pumps something else like carbon dioxide into your lungs?

That's pretty good. You have a CPAP to like a tailpipe of a car. That's, that's really good. I kill other CPAP guys. Yeah. I don't want to kill the other CPAP guys. Reditary? Not a redsummer.

That is kind of is it is kind of the beginning of that is what it would look like, I feel like. It's a law and order where somebody's murdering fat guys. Hells dine in their sleep. It's me. I'm like killing all like the fat actors of the world. Right, right, right. Okay, I like that.

That's the CPAP killer, and I hook up their CPAPs to like, uh, whatever. Open on Paul Walter Hauser's funeral. You're there consoling his wife. But it's all a wrestling gimmick, and he comes out of the coffin. And it's awesome. He's fucking tombstones me. Man, it's so cool that he wrestles.

Hi, dough boys. I started to listen. in the pod from the beginning of the public feed sometime last summer, putting me currently in May of 2024. I think it will be really funny if I encounter this roast months from now when I catch up to your current episodes. Thanks for abusing your minds and bodies for our amusement and making my chores go by faster. Shout out to Zhang and Ben for getting me in this very silly show. Apologies of that song. Saying, however you say your name, don't tell me you heard this. If you hear this before I catch up, see ya Ivan. Roast at Birdfuck.com. We've had a few of

these where people are listening to the entire back catalog. There's somewhere in like 20, and they're like, I think I'll send it a roast. And then when I catch up to the present, maybe I'll hear my roast. So it's been happening lately. I'm happy for you, Ivan. We're happy for you. And beware the CPAP killer. Right.

And don't look for episode 400. That one's hidden. You know what? I got chocolate on my sleeve. Oh, boy. This is... What the fuck does that mean? You both do you think that I wiped my ass with my sleeve?

I think it's just as probable. it's chocolate. I don't doubt you for one minute, Mitch. There's got to be a good name for something like this, but do you have a piece of clothing that you always stain? This is mine. Let's see. I have a t-shirt that every time I wear it, I spill my coffee on myself within an hour. This is this hoodie, which I like, Fabletics, wigs. Love the fabletics. But it's, I always, I'm always spilling stuff. I always get, I always end up spilling every time I wear it. I don't know what happened.

This isn't it, but it's like like the stain magnet or whatever. I'm just trying to think of what you could call it. Why is it not that? I like the stain magnet. I don't feel. I feel like it should be clothing oriented. Stain shirt? Stain shirt.

Yeah, it called the stain shirt. This is my stain shirt. Yeah. It is my stained shirt. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. And then you get enough stains on it where you're just like, well, I guess this will just be my stain shirt. Does our guests feel the same way?

Because we're sloppy fucks, you and I. If I get like a dress that is a, a, solid color, I'll get like a oil stain on it, like within a day, which is like one that never comes off. It's just like, and then, because it's solid color, there's just like a splotch on it that's dark and it's like the thing's ruined.

That's the war. I hate that's the, the oil stains are the worst. Yeah, we're from cooking. I had a I'm back at a writing job. I had a disastrous spill. Thankfully, no one was in the room except for Cole who works with me and then

or Catherine who works just outside of the room is at a different desk. But my Yeti, I had just filled it up, filled up to capacity. Michael Cole? Are you in wrestling now? It's not Michael Cole.

Okay, all right. With water? Yeah, filled to the capacity with water, set it down, immediately knocked it over, and it fucking emptied, largely onto my neighbor's workstation. Oh no.

It was fucking horrible. I was so fucking mortified. And then, And Catherine told me... That's it, why you're fired! I would love it. You spill so much, you get yourself fired. Catherine told me what she heard from where she was sitting.

She couldn't see it was... Fuck! What a disaster! Jesus Christ! Did it... No computers, though? No computers. Actually, everything was fine.

Okay, great. Yeah, a notebook. Jacks, who sits next to me, A notebook got Their notebook got wet But it was easily cleaned up Did not stay in any pages It was actually fucked

It was crisis averted But for a moment I was like I can't believe I fucking created this swamp On the table It's fucking horrible And I haven't had a spill yet I had not spill all of last season

And this season I'm in week two And then I have a fucking nightmare spill The original cell of Rick and Morty Got wiped out The show just doesn't have them in it anymore Or whatever job he works at.

Right. Hey, Mitch, speaking of us... We can cut that out. I don't care. Whatever. Mitch, speaking of working, we'll be working tonight up in San Jose at the San Jose Improv with our guest, Betsy Siddaro. So if you're a Doe Boys fan and you are in the Bay Area, if you're in San Jose in particular, come out and see the show. San Jose Improv tickets at birdfuck.com slash live. You got me so bummed out that we had work later tonight, and then it still got me sad that we have work next week.

I mean, we do have work later tonight. Well, we just have one more episode. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that sucks, but still, that's okay. I know what I know the surprise work is the work that scares me. You shouldn't, I feel like you should maybe get a sip, a, a sip version of your Yeti. They do have tops where you can sip it.

I don't like the sips. Yeah, I just want to dump it down my throat. Yeah. I like that this is a big and chug. I know you don't like the sips, but you spill quite a bit. I don't know. I love you.

That's nice as you say, Mitch. I love you too. Do you ever just like pour it down your, just down your face like a bear? That's how I spill up my spill. It's just like with water, just like a drink as much as you can and just like it pours down your mouth.

It is kind of fun, especially like during a workout or something like that. Yeah. But Mitch, this is the issue. The lid was completely off. I hate you demonstrating it. Yeah, so that's what, and then bam and knock the motherfucker over. I just don't know.

I didn't realize that you have like kind of a spillproof top to that. No, it's pretty good. There's a little nipple, but you're not, you're a- But you hadn't screwed it. Yeah. More than one little nipple over here. Nice and tight. There's six little nipples over there.

Oh, that's true. Oh. Make it eight. Oh, I don't have a little. I don't have little ones. Let's be real. Someone's got to suck on these things. Jemmy.

We should sell Jimmy's dog milk on the shit. Can we sell that? Can we milk, Jimmy? We can try. She's been fixed, so her spade, so I'm not sure if she can still make milk, but I'm happy to find out. I'll tug on those things for a while. I'll see what happens. We'll get something out of there.

Jimmy bites the first person she's ever been. She's never bit anybody. No, she tried to bite a toddler that I was playing with once, but I think she was just getting super jealous and confused. Good girl. If jemmy milk doesn't work out, we'll figure out a white substance from a doughboy we can sell on. Aw.

We'll milk the whole. You could just make her wear like a pouch. Yeah. Yeah, just on top of her teeth. Yeah. And you can still milk her. It just so should be a little suit she's wearing. Too good for the straw,

but you're just fine with the nipple, it seems like. You can, what about, what about, aren't there something that you can, like, aren't there something that, like, isn't like a sucking straw? I have a sucking straw one. I just don't, it's not as fun. It's not as good to drink out of. It's like, doesn't feel as hydrating. I do, I do have that top for when I'm, like, on my bike, because it's, like, good for

bike riding, but. I do think, be like you might be one of the top spillers in the world. Like, just like your jaw size. I would say so, right? He's up there. We call Guinness and see if. they have a way of measuring this? I mean,

top spillers. We, you, you, we have documented, I wonder, I won't make anyone do this, but I wonder if you could document how many spills you've had just from listening to the dope. Yeah, just on the show. And then there are other spills that are related that are like, the unspillable, we got, do you know this? We got sent an unspillable cup and Weiger spilled it as soon as we got it. This was, this was at Palmerston.

This was at the, in the old one recording in your apartment. Someone sent us a thing that's like, it's an unspillable cup. You put it, and it's like, uses magnets and you put it down on a table. and you can't spill it. Mitch and I were literally throwing things at it to try to knock it over, and we could not knock it over. And We couldn't do it.

And Wiger came in, and he spilled it and immediately. Wow. We were like, this unspillable and he was like, watch this. And it wasn't even intentional. You did it accidentally. You know what?

That company's bankrupt now. Yeah, I don't know what it was. I mean, you got a drop. Oh, I'm going to hit him with a drop. You take a big pill for Clement. There's no big deal. Wait, really? Do you want to know how I know this?

been hanging out with koalas. I've taken the pill before. It's all good. I've said this on the podcast. Should I have told this story? But yes, I took a big old chlamydia pill. Why did I tell the story? You can cut it out.

You want to cut it out? I don't know. Should I? I have no idea. I didn't think it was bad. You take a pill. Who gives a shit? I fuck.

Deal with it. I fuck. Big honker. Mm-hmm. Thank you. I'm happy for you, buddy. Wow. A lot of things have been said on this show.

And it's embarrassing. It is embarrassing. Just hearing, I, I didn't have to tell that story, I guess. I think it's fine. People deal with STIs. It's a reality of being an adult. I thought it was a totally, maybe it was a thing that you found personally embarrassing. I mean, it doesn't make you look bad at it at all.

Yeah. If you didn't take the pill, your nose could fall off. Is that true? And then they'd have to do that medieval thing where they attach your, a flap of your, bicep to your face so it grows into a new nose. I have fucking bicep nose. It's fucking awful.

The show the Nick, the Soderberg show. Does that work? The lady on the show gets a weird nose from it. You have to walk around for like a month or so with your bicep attached to your face. That seems really uncomfortable. I think it is, yeah. Oh, I gotta say, it's time to go in for an SDD check.

I don't... I think it might be the other one, not chlamydia that makes your nose fall off, but syphilis. Oh, syphilis, yeah. Oh, yeah, because that was the, um, I have not had sex since the pill. The masked king. Yeah. I took that pill and I said, no more of this.

I'm not dealing with this stuff anymore. That was not syphilis. That was leprosy, I'm realizing. There was a leper king. There was a leper king? Yeah. Yeah, we could get leprosy back then. Ed Norton plays him in Kingdom of Heaven.

Maybe we'll get him from leprosy back because of the, no medicine anymore. Maybe fun of leprosy came back. Yeah, I'd be cool. Get leper colonies. going. Right. Yeah. I saw Kingdom of Heaven with Gabris. How about that? The, what's the theater? Is it the Egyptian theater? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That turned to like is it a Netflix theater now or something? Yeah, but it's like, it's also like the cinematetech. So it shows old movies. Yeah. Yeah. They show, it was like the, uh, the, the, the director's cut.

And it was like very long. It was great. Oh, cool. Uh, hello, dough boys. I'm a new fan of the pod. I've heard about doughboys for years, but I just got to it. And oh boy, what I've been missing. I've already listened to a bunch of the older episodes of some of my favorite guests, and I'm slowly learning all of the doughboys lore, such as somebody being a bit of a heat seeker and diarrhea breaks. I love the drop, so I want to make one with one of my favorite moments on the pod. Love everyone in the studio. Uh, mercha. Wow, thanks, mercha. Drops at birdfuck.com. It's basically the Romanian version of Mitch. Wow. Mercha. Mercha. Mercha. Mercha. Oh, wait, no, I say it wrong still. Mircha.

Mircha. Mircha. Mircha. Mircha. Mircha. Mircha. Mircha. Mircha.

Mircha. Mircha. Mirch. They included phonetic pronunciation. That's nice. Thank you so much. What a quality drop. And what a guest.

The first ever Doe Boys guest. Included phonetic pronunciation, I got it wrong. That's all right. The first ever dough boys guest, returned to the show. Her new show, Margot's Got Money Troubles, is now streaming on Apple TV. Eva Anderson is back.

Hi, Eva. Hey, guys. I'm so happy to be back. Such a treat to have you. Oh, always a treat to be here. So thank you for having me again. Congratulations on Margo's Got Money Troubles. We got to talk about this. Hadeo Kojima posted about your show. Yeah. Kajima was watching your show.

Yeah, he was like, I'm preparing to watch the show. And he posted every single poster that exists so far of the show, like back to back. I mean, obviously part of it is that, you know, L fanning is the star of Marcos at Money Troubles. She also plays tomorrow in Death Stranding 2 on the beach. So that's probably one of the reasons, but still, I wonder, you know, what do you say about it? Yeah. He hasn't responded yet. He hasn't done a follow-up.

I don't think he usually does. He just says he's watching things, right? Sometimes he says watching things. It's always scary because the thing with Kojima is when he watches something and he, if he likes it. Well, sometimes he doesn't say anything at all. Well, yeah. He boasted this before. he'd watched it.

Right, right. He was warning us. He was watching it. But sometimes he writes, I just watched this movie, and then you know if when he does that, he did not like the movie. So it would be like,

I just watched Wonder Woman 1984. Yes. End of tweet. Otherwise, he would say he likes it. Yeah, because I just listen to Doe Boys podcast. End of tweet. But he was like effusive about like Mars Express,

which is an awesome animated movie. And his post was like, this is an incredible work of cyberpunk fiction or whatever. It's like, that's fun. You know, it's great. He does sometimes rave about things. But he also sometimes, he just engages with a lot of media. Yeah, he just watches always watching something.

Yeah. He likes a lot of music, obviously. And he has a lot of director friends. They all end up in Death Stranding. That's true. I went to Gojima Productions in, in, uh, in, uh, did you get scanned? No, did not get scanned. Oh, man.

Yeah. He's lying. He's lying. Yeah, he did get scans. Scanner broke down, uh, skinning your bottom half. The offices are amazing. and Kojima himself is just so fucking cool. He ran by that.

You're gonna end up some character who's like, it'll be like your body, but your voice would be like, welcome! I don't understand. Like some really... Welcome to the flesh fair. Yeah.

I love it if you were in a coach. That would be, that would be, I mean, that would be a dream come true for you. I love it too. It'd be incredible. That's not happening. So you were in Vegas for part of the production. of this show and you're going back to Vegas. The Vegas episode actually will have aired on,

if this is the 30th, which I was told it was, it aired on Wednesday. So if you watched Margot's Got Money Troubles, you did see our Vegas episode, which has the wonderful John Daly. The great John Daly, playing a comedy magician. And also we recreated, in a way,

the my favorite bar, the Double Down, where you drink asht juice out of little ceramic toilets. And we filmed an Oscar Steakhouse, which is named after the former Las Vegas mayor who was a mob lawyer. Very cool. And give speeches there sometimes about being a mob lawyer. He defended the mob.

He didn't put them in jail. And so it was very fun. But I'm going back there this weekend, yes. That's awesome. And my goal is, as I mentioned a little earlier, is that right when this, the weekend before this, we recorded this, there was this article in the Atlantic about the head of the FBI, Cash Patel, that he gets drunk every single weekend at a place called the poodle room in Las Vegas.

which is a private club, but I may have found a way into it. Wow. So I want to go to see if I can get in the poodle room. And if I don't see Cash Patel getting wasted there, at least I'll know the environment in which he gets wasted. So my goal for this trip is to infiltrate the poodle room. I like your odds as someone who once texted me,

just tried to get into the Epstein Ranch and security stop me. I didn't try to get in. He was already dead at that point. Yeah, he was dead. I found the Neptune Ranch because you could just, It's on Google Maps. Right. And then I went up to the gate.

And it was just like, you know, a little desert in the middle of nowhere. There's a gate. There's no one there. I like look over the gate and kind of see some buildings. I take my phone and I go like this and an alarm goes off. As soon as my phone is like this. Oh, man. As soon as you're holding it over the feds.

Yeah. An alarm went off like someone hit a button. Wow. So then I was like, all right. And then I took my picture. I got back in my car. I drove away. Wild.

And that was where I didn't know that I had a name one letter off of somebody from the extended Epstein universe. Because like a month after that, some Epstein thing happened. And because there's a woman named Eva Anderson with two S's, who was his former girlfriend and went on the Lodley Express a bunch of times. A bunch of Q&on people came for me on Twitter. And I'm like, you bitch, you were on the old admitted you were really literally Express. And they posted my photo and stuff. Like, you went to the island. And then...

Wait, they pose in your photo. Yeah, my actual headshot and stuff. I found a whole, like, there's a whole chain about it. And then the one person, my favorite was like, how do we know this is her? And then somebody said, isn't her father an admitted warlock? Which because my dad was a magician, he wasn't admitted warlock. Wow.

And then I got into the thread and I was like, guys, you got the wrong. Eva Anderson. They were like, yeah, we figured that out. They're mad at you? be mad at you for telling him. I was like, take it down maybe? Right. But they were like, no.

And so anyway, but every once in a while, if he bubbles up in the news, less so lately, I'll get like 12 death threats on Instagram from strangers. And then I go private for like two days and then I delete them. And then when I come back, everyone's forgotten. Perfect worlds. Yeah, it was just like blitz. They're just like, who's on this list?

And so it's just like strangers. So anyway. But I did not know that when I went to the Jupiter Ranch just to take a picture and the alarm went off. Wow. Leave people on the list alone right here. People had their reasons for being on the list. Yeah, any of us.

The guy who created the Blue Man Group has his reasons for being on the list. I didn't know he was on there. That's good. A lot of magic. There is a lot of magic crossover. Yes, right. Yeah.

Yeah. I wonder, I guess he was a fan of him. It admitted warlocks. But not your warlock father. It was a lovely man. My dad is not in the Epstein file is what you're saying. And it's not. I saw your,

I've said this a million times before, but I saw your dad and you and you do a show at the Magic Castle and was a fantastic show. It was such a great show. One of the real legends of Matt. Oh, yeah. Oh, for real. What a night. It was a great night.

I just recently, you know, there's those videos like, Mom, what you were like in the 90s. Oh, yeah. Where they stare kind of like, And then they show them in the 90s.

I did that and I said, Dad, what were you like in 2021? And Amelia helped me with this. I saw this and I laughed out lot. It was January 6th. And a lot of people, what did you say you were sad that? You said, what's...

You can't do satire anymore. Satire's dead. That's what you said. Think he's real or really like that. And the other half are MAGA guys that like this. Yes. That's pretty good. I will say, welcome to the pod.

Join the board. Join the Patreon. Welcome back to the pod. I got a lot of, I did get a lot of followers that looked like me that were following me. And then I got a lot of people being like,

your son's fucking ashamed of you. And I was like, I don't have a son. I mean, I did, I, I was DMing people. Did they mean Amelia? You get a little boy over me. Your sons, just going right to your sons ashamed of you, not knowing anything about somebody, but like, you throw enough darts with them.

wall. Yeah, right. You're going to hit somebody with a son who's like, oh, no, he is? And then like, call the son and be like, I'm just owning you for being ashamed of me. I was, I was just for a minute. This is what I told me. I was like, I need to edit it and say that, like, I don't like Trump. But I, uh, so I lied on Instagram.

So, so I was like, I was, I was, I was, uh, I was DMing people that were like being like, they should be ashamed. I was like, by the way, I'm like a Democrat and this is just satire and I'm sorry. Like, like, and then I was like, there's too many people that are getting confused. So I just put it in an edit in the thing. That was that was so much of my way. You're talking about people not, like people have never understood satire on the internet. And that's the thing you realize it's like, oh, there's just a segment of people who did not understand irony or subtext.

They have no idea that like you would ever say something that should not be 100% interpreted at face value. Yeah. And I've known that since I was making, you know, early days of Twitter for me, but also since I was making. funny or die videos, a lot of them bad topical videos that were just like, you know, made to turn them out. But like if you did, you at any sort of angle that was remotely satirical, people would just like completely not get it. There would be a segment of people commenting on it like it was completely legitimate. And then there would be other people who were commenting on it like it was legitimate doing bits. And then those people would interact.

And so that would be a whole, its whole nexus of, it's quite a scene out there. A lot of people are out of their fucking minds. Yeah, the internet's good. The internet is good. I'm checking right now to see if there's anything. I laughed and I understood what you're doing. I feel like a lot of people should have, you were depressed by it that it was a... Yeah.

The first comment is average Celtics fans. That's pretty, okay, I like that one. Give that one a heart from the Do Boys account. Okay, well. I don't get it corny much with the question mark, which I don't... I would say it's corny much. Did he not watch to the end? I don't, I, I, I can't tell, or maybe, maybe because of my update saying that, like, I did say that, like, I'm not a maga person.

Oh, yeah, sure. Also, because you said dad, what you like, that's why they're talking about the son. Yes. Because it's a dad. I think your only move when you're in that sort of situation is just to double down. Like, hey, for anyone in clear about this, I love Trump. I was at January 6th. Thanks.

Just to be clear, this is. That's what. Yeah. I should have done that instead. Some, another person, just a few comments later, average Boston Celtics fan, and then added someone and the person he added replied, the person that he added replied me. So I feel like those are two MAGA guys that are maybe, uh, anyways, yeah, I got, I got myself in trouble.

You know what? It's better to just not, uh, never post. Never post. Never, make jokes, never make anything. Yeah, never, yeah, don't do anything. Don't do anything. So we were talking about magicians in the Epstein files. There are, there are many, but one who is surprisingly not in there and good for him,

Chris Angel comes out clean. He's coming out clean, man. Coplep is still open somehow. They've downsized as we talked about to one of the outdoor refrigerator units. I know some people might be going there on Tuesday, so I'll get a report about. But, you know, Libby Watson went. Oh, wow. We're a guest of yours.

I got to talk to Libby. Yeah, she's on the live stream. People donated enough money to a charity, so she had to drive to Coplep and eat there. And this was like a month ago. Remind us what Ciblipp stands for, because he's a lot. Chris Angels, breakfast, lunch, and pizza. The big three. Yes.

Breakfast, lunch, and pizza. Yes. I do kind of like that. I like it, too. Yep. It's good. It's good. It's kind of good.

It's not good that it is like an hour outside of Vegas and then took over. Hour 15. And then took over like a beloved local diner. Yeah. Sugars. The sugars diner. An hour and 15. That's right.

And it says 45 minutes on the website because they're lying. They actually have like a fake note. They're just like, they just wrote. 45 minutes. Insane. So it's not that far, so it's not too far from L.A. No,

it's still, it's the wrong direction. So you drive to Vegas and you drive, then you keep driving in a different direction for an hour and 15 minutes. I mean,

I think we have to do this at some. We'll do a couple of it some. I will say that one of my favorite, one of my favorite things was just flying to Vegas and not leaving the airport. Yeah, and going to at Chili's two.

That was one of the best days of my life. It was a fun, that was a fun day. Is that episode 200? Episode 300? That was, I mean, because you joined us

for a bunch of milestone own episodes. So fun. Yeah, such a hoot. We could do, and I think we talked about this last time, but we did Bad Vegas, Heart Attack Grill, Kibbli. Like what else? We could just, we could do like five crazy, horrible restaurants. There's so much Guy Fierry there. So many Guy Fierry options. There's also so many, like every chain restaurant from everywhere in the country has a location there. Yeah, like in, like in Orlando. We talked about just like going to Orlando for a month and getting a year's worth of episodes. Right. Amazing. Which maybe we will do in the future.

You guys should go to Niagara Falls. I would love that. Yeah. I've never been. Have you been? I've been. No, I've never been, but my brother, Dash went for a wedding and he just kept sending me photos. He's the best.

But he kept sending me photos from, like, horrible wax museums he was at. But they also have, like, every weird chain restaurant. It was great. Was he on the Canadian side? He was on the American side. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been to that side. I just heard from Dash the other day.

He had seen Napa boys. Oh, yeah, yeah. He told me he messaged you after he saw it. Love Dash. Oh, man. We both love Napa Boys. Guys, Napa Boys is so funny. It's now on VOD. People, if they haven't seen, check it out. Yeah, yeah, good point. Well, I guess I should have done that. Emma, Amelia, have you been to Niagara Falls?

I've been to Buffalo. You've been to Buffalo. Oh, Buffalo side. Buffalo side. That's the side I have been to. Wait, does that count? I don't understand. Let me tell you, as someone who's been to both sides, the Canada side is way better.

I mean, the Canada side, you see the falls. The American side, you're, like, kind of above the falls. So there's a lot of stuff you can see, but it's not as, like, cool to look at, I think, as the Canadian side. To be clear, I've never been to the falls. I've just been to Buffalo. There you go.

Oh, what the fuck? I went to the falls in America. I have a picture somewhere of me holding Jemmy up so she could see them over the fence. I have seen that before. I'm remembering now. That's very big. So you and I are the only two have been to the falls.

Yeah. We talked about going from Toronto. We were like, oh, we'll drive down to the falls, but it didn't work out. Where does Buffalo in relation to the falls? How far away? It's right there. It's like right there. It's like right there.

right outside of Buffalo. Oh, wow. Yeah. Did you feel pressure to eat wings? Yes. Did you? I went to a Buffalo wild wings. What the fuck, Amelia?

Not even from Buffalo. Yeah. I didn't know that. It's like when I went to Paris and I went to like a Le Pond. Wait, what is it? La Pouetitian. Wait, is this real?

Yeah. I don't know. I was like, I just want a croissant and I'll go back to the airport. And I went to fucking, LePen-Lepin Quix de. You went to Buffalo for Buffalo Wildlings in Paris for

Lipano Tchidian? What I don't know Quotidion? Cotidion. Yeah. When was this that you were there? This is a long time ago.

Oh yeah. This is like 10 plus years ago. Right. Did you, you were in Ithaca? Yeah. Yeah. That's the first time I went. That's when I went.

I went with Chankton. And me and Chankton went to the falls when we looked at the falls together. Because it is like a little bit of a drive out from Buffalo, right? Yeah. It's like a 20 or 30 minute drive, I think. And then you're like, it's a park.

It's a national park or something. So it's like you have to drive into a park and find parking and then like go. But we walked all over it. It was pretty, it was pretty neat. That's fine. It's like just crawling with tourists. It's B-Y-O-B. Bring your own barrel.

Can you go over, can you go over in a barrel-like in Hobbit too? I thought you would like that. I did like it. In fact, I was going to ask a barrel-legged question, which is like, like, you know, of course we're thinking about the, you know, the Hobbit movies and the second Hobbit movie, which did have a Denny's tie-in menu, which we'll talk about. People have. People have died. Died, was what I was going to say. And some have survived, but it seems like it very much like you get fucked up really bad.

It's like a Harrison Ford fugitive kind of jump of like you're, you're, you might 50-50 on if you live or die. I don't care. It's like an evil, conneval move. Yes. Wow. Well, he doesn't say, I don't care there, does he? Yeah, he does. Okay.

I've never seen it. I didn't kill my wife. I don't care. I can't believe you. I can't believe. I literally just watched it this weekend. The fucking. It's so good.

It's so fucking. It's the one movie. I haven't seen that you've all seen. Shocking blindsla. We got to watch that next tour. Yeah, we'll put the fugitive. I mean, especially Gabris is there. Gabris Lo's a fugitive.

Oh, yeah. I know. I think I maybe just, I maybe just always lied and said I've seen it. You know, there's a movie where you're just like, yeah, I've seen it too. Yeah, I've seen it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've watched Seinfeld.

And then there's also the movie you lie about not having seen. Oh, yeah. I never, never seen the reboot of a little Lita. I don't know, that's that. What is that? What is that? Melania documentary? No, I didn't see, man.

Did you watch Jeremy Irons? No, I did. No, I did. Okay, good. But ahead of the brain. I never would do that. Maybe I'm lying. I heard that one was,

Dominic Swain, I think, is the female lady. Yeah, it's the Adrian Lion one, right? Yeah, Dominic Swain. What a name. Great name. This just rolls off the tongue. My mom's sister and I went, while I was filming to Smithel Season 2.

But we went to the, there's a place, there's a Canadian chain restaurant called the Keg. Yes. Which we didn't do, but it was an option for us to do it up in Toronto. It was a candidate. And there's one right, because on the Canadian side of the border, there's a bunch, there's casinos. And then like one of the casinos has a keg and you like, we ate lunch there and you can just like see. It was a great view of the falls. You would like the keg.

There's also a haunted. There's a haunted keg. You would like the haunted keg in Toronto. The haunted cake? Wow. Is it still the keg but it's just haunted? It's like an old, it's like an old building that the keg is in and it's haunted. Is it called the haunted cake?

They all call. They don't, on the sign it's not the haunted keg, but everyone, everyone, I know. No, that makes me less exciting. Look, everyone in Toronto calls it the haunted keg. I believe you, but I'm just saying like the fact that it's like a nickname and not an official canonical name. Because I think they should lean into it and just call it the haunted cake. And this is the one that has like kind of

a Dracula theme or whatever the fuck. Wait, wait, what? There's, oh, oh, you're saying that they do. No, I was going to say there is no Dracula theme. Just re-skin it. Make this one like, hey, this is the one spooky one. It's like when Not Sparry Farm becomes not scary farm. It's like this is the one haunted theme. When you're in there, you can feel the, you can feel the vibes.

I believe you. So just make it part of the brand. Did you ever, so you're working Toronto on Twisted Metal? Yeah, yeah. up in Toronto. And you could get to, because you could get to Niagara Falls, how, like, how long did it take? It took, it did, it is like a little further, it's a little further. It's like an hour and a half. Oh, maybe two. I mean, depending on, but it's not that bad. Why are you thinking of doing it? And Axel gave you a ride, right? Yeah, Axel, I was, I was on Axel's shoulders. Oh, that's awesome. And they have casinos there. Is that like the one place with casinos?

It is, I think it is one of the, I think it probably is one of the big places with the casinos nearby, is my guess. I also been for a long time before gambling was easy. easier in the States. A lot of people would cross over in Buffalo to go to the Canadian side for the gambling. Are you going to be up in that area? No, I was just thinking it would be interesting if you're working in Toronto to, like, on the weekend, go to the casinos and then wait for like someone you work with to show up and film them and blackmail them.

Because that's probably where they, you know, if there's no other casinos close by. Yeah, they'll show up. It is probably, we went there. and we went to the Gretzky Vineyard. This is like right before, like we were there and I got a sweatshirt and it was like the day that he like went, he did like a MAGA thing or something.

I had no idea. And he's talking to his friends like, no one got the joke. But it is a cool, it almost feels like a little like resort town, like the one on that side. It almost feels like a, I mean,

I've only heard stories about the Canadians side. I haven't been, but Mike's been. But it sounds like it's kind of like a theme park almost. It feels like it's so kitschy and that kind of vibe. Yeah, it sounds like the America side's a little junky and the Canadian side's nice. Yeah, yeah. I mean, that seems consistent with everything.

But you could still, like, you could put a tracker on someone's car. And if you know that they, so then you know which, like, when they're going. It's a, you know where it was, it's when you drive, oh my God, what's the place where we went? Where the, the hometown. What's the shitty stone at place that they all got mad at us for like? Hortons. Hortons. Where did it originate?

That town. It didn't it? Isn't it from Hamilton? Hamilton. Hamilton. I was trying to remember Hamilton. That's the more, it's not rural, but it's the, it's a little bit in the excerpts of Toronto. You would love weird ass Hamilton because it's such.

Hamilton is like a weird, like old steel town that also is kind of, and it has like great pizza places. Oh, man. It's so fun. It's a weird, it's a very weird strange town. And everyone up there rap talks, right? Yeah, everyone off their rap talks, cool. Yeah. Just the last thing, like, it's not illegal to gamble, but if somebody had filmed me just doing it and then showed me the video of me, I would get so scared.

It's true. I could get blackmailed doing something legal if someone was like, I know that you did this. Right. Yeah, I would feel caught for whatever reason. Yeah, I probably would do whatever they wanted. Yeah, no, it's true. How does a donut, pastry, muffin, crusade. Timothy Corton shop.

That was good Yeah, it's really good Very good Alexander Hamilton I couldn't get Timothy There was a I didn't know his middle name I went there

Was Sparky My uh Yeah that's right My transport Sparky He was great Have you spent a lot of time In Canada or no

No, only Vancouver Um Like the coup I like it too I had a bad experience First time of the cove And then You did not like the cooves

The first time Return to the Cove I'm into the Coove Here's the thing And I think that this is actually The thing Each time everyone was very drunk the first time we were there.

And then that kind of did continue, but it was better the second time. It was also things like we were up there. We were, this is when we had, you know, like we were making less money on the tours. And we were like, I think we lost money on the first couple tours.

So we're like staying in Airbnb's. Like we were trying to do everything on a budget. And then we found out. Just be clear, we still do lose money on tours. Sometimes. Sometimes we still do. But the, we were up there.

We were definitely on this one. And we were, so we were staring in Airbnb's. and we've then found out Airbnb is like only semi-legal in Vancouver. So we had like a kind of a weird janky spot. And then- Oh, right. Do you remember that one? And then they also like, they didn't have ride share at the time in Vancouver.

There's maybe some union issue. So we're like trying to get a fucking cab. We'd have to like call the cab company and they just wouldn't show up. But then do you remember we actually got to a restaurant that was open late that was pretty good? And I forget the name of it. There's really good restaurants in Vancouver. Yeah. It seems like a good restaurant town.

But our first experience was like everything was kind of shitty. And it was also the end of the tour and we were like kind of... Was that post-cove? Was that pre-COVID? That was pre-COVID. Yeah, that was like 20-7. That was pre-Emma. That was pre-Me. I've never been to Vancouver with you guys. Yeah. We had some good Eggs Benedict, too. Remember on that last spot we went to together?

Now, was that that trip? Or was that the trip we did subsequent when we did A&W? That's a great question. They have a hedge maze in Vancouver, like a classic English hedge maze in the botanical garden. That's cool. It's the only one in America and you can walk through it. You know what you would love, Eva, and I'm sure you know about this, but Little Canada in Toronto. I've heard about it. I would love to go.

It's fucking magical. I've heard Little Canada is struggling. So go support Little Canada if you can. I hope not. I can go to Toronto. You're making every, in Montreal. You guys have made them both sound so good. I've never been in Montreal.

I like Montreal more than I like Toronto. Well, I feel like people will bring in Montreal. I'm like, are you horny? What? Wee, we. No, isn't that like, like, people are like, and the strip clubs are crazy. Like, it's like a Portland thing. They got so many strip clubs.

I think Montreal has fully nude strip clubs. So it's like their thing, right? They're in Portland as well. Maybe. But I feel like when people in New England, when people turned 18, you could drink in Montreal so people would go up to Canada. Right. So they could drink. And then I think they have fully nude strip clubs.

Isn't there even? Isn't there a strip club? Isn't there a strip club? Do you even touch the dancers or some of them? There's like, they have some. very loose rules. Wow. Portland has just so many strip clubs that they have like, this is the ramen strip club.

This is the steak strip club. That's fun. Yeah. Hey, we'd be, D' Boys, that's right up D'Boy's alley. I've never been to a strip club. I think that I would go to one, but for me it's like a hygiene thing. And especially when you're combining it with food, I'm just like, this feels like I don't want jizzy like ramen.

There's no, there's no jizz in a strip club. There is no jizz in a strip club. There is not supposed to be. Yeah. That's the, there's not supposed to. to be. People are also like not supposed to to shit on the walls of a public restroom, but they sure is fucking too. This chair could be covered in jizz for all

you know. Yeah, that's where you sit. Why jemmy has a blanket. Hold on now. People can't jizz anywhere. I did one time find a used condom over the edge of a trash can in a Wendy's bathroom in Long Beach. But so people can't come anywhere. You were correct. But I think you're more likely to

to come in a place where... A guy probably just saw Wendy on the logo and... Where am I most likely to come? Nick. I'm not sure. It's a good question. Maybe not comfortable trying to formulate an answer. I'm just going to say this.

And this is not from experience, but some guy probably walked into Wendy's, saw the logo of Wendy's, had a spare condom in his pocket, jacked off into the condom and threw it in the trap. It's simple stuff, Nick. Yeah, I've been there. once or twice?

That is, that is, that's, that's horrifying. But there's no jizz and, there is no jizz in strip gloves. I, I, I'm sure there is. I'm sure if you play, you should take a black light with you next time you go and you let us know. Look, I've gotten, I got, I got crazy drunk in Montreal and I was with Mike Cassidy and I peed in an elevator in Montreal. Wait, really? Yes, yes, yeah.

Oh boy, that's rough. I was like not functioning. drunk. And I was like peeing and he's like, that's an elevator you're peeing on. I was like, what? And I stopped and the doors opened and a man walked out through my piss pot out. Oh my God. I'm just, I'm not proud of this. I was a very young,

I was a young man. I'm telling you, the people in New England go, they go to Montreal at 18 to get drunk. They've seen it at all up there. I was like probably 26. I was younger. I wasn't, I wasn't, I know. I was, but I was like so disgustingly, embarrassingly drunk. And then he said,

I got in the elevator and started peeing. again. He's like, you can't pee in the elevator. He was like helping me. He was like really. Cassie was, I am embarrassed by it. It's an embarrassing story. Yeah, it sounds embarrassing. And then I was very, um, I was very fucked up the next day. Like I had the, I've said this before. I shouldn't say this. This is embarrassing stuff. You took a commedia pill?

I woke up, I woke up choking on vomit. I would like, I was like throwing up as I woke up as I woke up. And I remember throwing up in the sink and pushing it down the sink. with my hand. And then, this is not fun. And then the next day, Harris Whittles, like,

saved my, like, he, like, brought me, like, I, like, couldn't move. And Harris was up there for just for laughs.

And Harris, like, brought me water. And then I went to the airport. And, uh, I had Dion Cole's weed pipe in my, uh,

thing. And, and, like, I had to throw it away at the airport. I got really nervous. How'd you end up with Dion Cole's? I don't know, but I just remember smoking it.

And that, that, I got, and then he was like, And then you just kept it? And then I just kept it. So I'm sorry to Dionne Cole. Who's Deon Cole?

Dean Cole's a comedian. Okay. Yeah. He was on, I mean, it used to be, it was on Conan for a time. You were saying, like, he was an athlete. Oh, no, no, he's, well, to me, to me, comedians are like athletes. But, uh, it was a, it was a very messy, uh, it was a very messy night for me. That was like one of my messiest nights. Are you, are you someone, because I know, I know you're someone who, like, loves a cocktail.

likes to have a beverage. But are you someone who ever like ties one on to that degree? Because I've been with you, but I don't think I feel like I've ever seen you just like get absolutely hammered. I feel like you're always just having a good time. That's why I'm, by the way, to interrupt quickly. That's why I'm okay saying this story because you never see me drunk. No, it's true.

I never get drunk. It never happens. There was one night in college where I, we drink like 40s of malt liquor. Was this an Edward 40-hand situation or you're just drinking them for the novelty? It was called like Super Tiger or something. Hell yeah. And I, like, how did this work out? I went to the bathroom and I threw up and I was like, I made it in the toilet.

I'm so proud of myself. And then I turned around and it was like there was just puke behind me all over the walls. And there was like a perfect outline of my body. Like it had blown back. That's beautiful. That's amazing. That's like a work of art. Yeah.

And I had to clean that up. Wow. That was gross. No, but yeah, I definitely, I'm known to imbibe. Yeah, sure. There's no judgment here. We've all had our crazy nights. I've never seen you.

Actually, well, actually, you know what's funny? I've seen you, because I can tell when you get drunk. Oh, yeah, I'll get drunk and I'll get, I'll get sleepy and smiley. Oh, that's cute. Yeah, I'm not like an angry drunk, thankfully. No, I get, I get, my brother's. the same fucking way. My brother turns into like a party animal. I've been

drunk with your brother. I think more than I happen with you. Yeah. Uh, that one time. To be angry. It would be fun to be an angry drunk. To like take your shirt off in a bar and get thrown out. Like trying to fight somebody. Yeah. They're fun to hang out with too. To you want your friend circle. Yeah. Yeah. I think all of our employees

have seen you drunk why because I'm pretty sure. We've all experienced you. We've all seen each other drunk. Yeah. Yeah. In every, in every combination. Yes, tiske, tisk. I don't approve. What do you know? Can we just all get wasted? There's plenty of liquor. There's plenty of liquor in there. I feel like I'm just going to fall asleep. No. I've been, I got up early. And it's not like we've got the good food in our stomach. No, we have some real garbage in our stomachs. Good food to soak up some booze though. Maybe, no. Maybe. Where are you? You're, look. Denny's feels like a middle of the night like drunk food's

If you got a grand slam from Denny's, it is. And I have used that for hangovers. Like getting like a down the middle Denny's, a moon's over Miami, you can do all right. The novel team many we had a day would not satisfy that. There's Denny's near Earwolf, Rust and Peace offices and Netflix across street, right? Is that a Denny's that's right near? There's a lot. There used to be two like right there.

The Gower Gulch Denny's. Wait, there's that one. Yes, the other Denny's that was across. So there's the one at Garragulch, but there was another one that was the other one that's right near by. by the highway. And that was, I believe, Norman Lear had that specific Denny's built, because it had a full bar. Wow. And he wanted to be able to walk across the street from the studio to just drink at the Denny's.

That rule. Yeah. But that's, I know that because I did a podcast to write about the Brady Bunch Friday Hour, which was also filmed at the Sunset Studios or whatever that was right across the street. And various, like, as the Brady Bunch variety show was falling apart, various cast members would, like, walk across the street to the Denny's. be eating, like, weird, like, salads to try to lose weight or, like, drinking, like, getting wasted. Your Lord.

And then, like, the dad, the Brady Bunch of Dad was scared of getting caught, so he just, like, went to, like, a different bar and, like, another, like, on the other side of the studio. Because he kept seeing the kids at the Denny's bar. But it is a Norman Lear. The reason they were so close together is one of them is the only Denny's in the world with a full bar. That Denny, that Denny is the one with the full bar is the, I think we went to for the Hobbit meal. Oh, right. Yes. Cool.

Yeah. It's still there? Wait, wait. I'm not sure if I went with you to the hop for the Hobbit meal. You didn't? Oh, no. Fantastic Four meal was pre-Doh boys. And Fantastic Four meal we went and got it there.

And that's the one. And it is now gone. It is gone. Yeah. And it's sad because I did like that. I liked that, Denny's. It had like an air of class to it. Yeah.

I did go to, I did get the Denny's or the Denny's Hobbit menu. That was a thing we did both times. And unfortunately, I didn't bring it back for Battle of the Five Armies for some stupid fucking reason. I know. But I had, there was like, bring it back for the Gallum's search. The hunt for Gallum.

They should absolutely do it for the hunt for Gallum. Yes. But we went with, like, we had a little crew of like, it was like me, Charles Ingram, Bug Main and Ryan Perez. We went and had like a 7 a.m. breakfast.

Yeah, yeah. And had the hobby menu. It was absolute fucking blast. Those were the ones they were doing right. And this one. They were good? They were good. This one feels a little phoned in.

Yeah, a Fantastic Four menu we've done. We also did the Good Fortune menu, which we did that Bodies or did that IHop? No, that was, that was Denny's with her buddy J.F. Oh, it was? Yeah, it was. And then we also did the solo menu previously with Matt Myra back in the day. And then... Wait, what's the one in Glendale?

I thought we went to an IHop in Glendale. We did go to an IHop and we had the Xbox menu there. That's what I'm thinking about. We've had so many these stupid fucking menus that suck. They all mostly fucking bad. I was just going to say that IHop in Glendale is by far better than every other place we go. That IHop executes at an extremely high level.

That's a great eye-hop. Really? Where in Glendale? It's like a, hmm. It's like a little north of the Americana and a little to the east. Okay, okay. North east of the Americana. Oh, good eye hop.

Yeah. Okay. I like, I like there's like a, just well-managed, well-staffed, like firing on all cylinders, I-hop. That's cool. It's great. We got the good fortune menu delivered. That's what it was.

That's what it was. That's why I can't think. We didn't go in person. Keanu Reeves' good fortune? Yeah. That is Keanu Reeves. We're with all the watches in it? I believe, yes, I believe.

The watch consultant. Denny's we've reviewed a number of times, Mitch. Sometimes for, we've reviewed the restaurant proper. We've also reviewed all of the myriad theme rest, high-in menus they have done. For me, this is the one I've been least enthused by. And we should point out that. Does anyone care about the He-Man movie? Are we- I will say as a kid, I love.

I love the Master of the Universe movie. I thought it was... Same here. With Dolph Lundgren, I thought it was great. Frank Langela is the Skellator. Absolute fucking hoot. There's something that's very...

Now I don't think it's good. But, you know, like, and also, like, they had like Gwildor instead of Orko, which is just like a little... Yeah, fucking still pisses me off. My friend Allison Bennett told me today because she's reading a book about it.

That was one of the very first shows ever just based on a toy. Toy first. It definitely, I would say this as a he-man fan back in the day, like, and I had a lot of of He-Man action figures, and most of those purchases came as a result of seeing a new character on the show. It was just an

advertising vehicle. Yeah, it was when they changed that law, when Reagan changed that law, that you couldn't advertise to children directly. And then it was like, okay, we'll just make shows that are toys. God bless you, Mr. Reagan. Thank you. Thank you, Mr. Reagan. We were joking. We don't like Reagan.

We don't like Reagan. Satire. Sarcasm. I was watching. I was just watching a thing. The dough boys support Nancy Reagan. They don't realize that she was the blowjob queen of Hollywood. She was the throat coat.

She used to, which we think is bad because we also hate sex. How good was Nancy Reagan at? She must have been... She must have been fucking great at it. She must have been really great. She landed herself a president. I mean...

Yeah. That's a good point. We know from Bill. The little president has a pretty high standards when it comes. The president's like getting gums. Yeah. I guess that is,

that is the one thing I know about all the, they love getting sucked off. Seems like all of them are getting sucked off. Trump gets sucked off in The Apprentice, the movie. Oh, right. It's sucked off in a, it's so funny that we were like, like, this movie's, like,

Trump's gonna hate this movie, and it's like movie, he gets his dick suck in a hotel with his name on it. Like, it does not make him look cooler. I mean, he looks, he does look evil, but I think,

I think he doesn't like it for whatever. I mean, Yeah. Do you remember when Laura Lumer was around the White House like eight months ago? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. You missed those times. I know.

Hello, all these fucking lunatics. Yeah. In this orbit. Yeah, and there's so many drunks, too. That's the other thing. They're all fucking drunks. They're all, everyone's jumping ship. I mean, it's funny that it took this long to actually be like, actually he's wrong, whatever.

But it seems like a lot of, I'm not going to get into politics. I don't know shit. And Bill Clinton jizzes on one dress. and is, throw a fit. And is dick the size of a roll of quarters? Because I read about that once and it stuck with me. Clinton? Yeah, they said that Clinton has a dick the size of a roll of quarters.

With a mole on it? I guess yes. That was part of it. Oh, God, I forgot about his fucking mole. Flaxen or erect? I don't know. Amelia. I'm not thinking about a flaccid roll of quarters.

I'm thinking of that thing is probably stiff. And then Stormy Daniels said that Trump's dick looks like the mushroom from. from Mario. Yes, right. Like toad, yeah. He has a toad dick? That's what she said.

Big head. Yeah, she said it was just short with a big head. Egg dick. Egg dick is Epstein. Yeah, he has a weird egg in the middle of the dick. Is that another thing? These guys all have weird dicks. Is that a big part of it?

It's like I have to enter the circle of power. There's plenty people with weird dicks. Don't make it all weirdos and freaks. Is it so that like weird, like, implants and stuff gone wrong. Oh, sure. Oh, Elon Musk supposedly has an implant gone wrong, which is really funny. Yeah.

That's funny. I don't know why people get the implant. I mean, now that I didn't know there was an option for an implant. You can get an implant. You can get an enlargement. Egg dick, here I come. Scramble up a couple fucking eggdicks for me. Mitch, as we were leaving the Denny's, there's a, there's a side edge on the wall.

No, no, there was a poster, a vintage poster of a Danny's don't. And you're like, like, what Denny's used to be called Danys, which is the thing we've talked about on the show. Which proves that I'd never listen to your intro or just didn't pay attention on the show. Danny's was founded in Lakewood, California, my hometown. Oh, wow. Yeah, Tomorrow City Today. Is there an original Danny, Danes there?

That Denny's is no longer standing. Okay. But there were a couple of Denny's in Lakewood. I, uh, and I said to you, I said, you're from Lakewood? And you said, yeah, I'm from Lakewood. I was like, I fucking, I know you're from Lakewood. I know, but you forget things. Yeah, but I don't forget.

That way that you're from Lakewood and not really from, you're not really from Long Beach. I know, I said, I'm open about that. You say you're from Boston, but you're also from Quincy. It's like, it's like people don't know what Lakewood is. That's actually not, I try to say I'm from Quincy. You say you're from Quincy. Because people are so annoying when you say, like, we're in Boston, you're like, I'm from Quincy. Like, it happens so often.

So you must experience the same thing. That's why you say it. I mean, I don't know. I mean, I'll be like, I'm from Long Beach. And if someone knows Long Beach, I'll be like I'm actually from Lakewood. And then I've actually encountered this recently, and they're like, I, you're from Long Beach, you know, whatever.

Was it Snoop Dog? It was Snoop Dog. It seems like you'd be more territorial. What is hoity-toity? What is it called? What's your worry from again? Lakewood. What is hoity-to-y-oity Lakewood alike?

It's not hoity-to-y. Okay. I want to go down and visit. No, there's a working-class side of it. And there's a side with that process. How have I never been to Lakewood? You've been to Quincy. multiple times.

Go Lakewood. We've got to go to Lakewood. Let's get on the 405. Let's do it. We can see my childhood home. Oh. You just have some weird noise. I've been in your childhood home.

I've slept in your childhood bed. You slept in my sister? Oh, no, you did see my childhood. Yeah. Really? Yeah. Wow. I slept in your bed while you slept in

we were mom's bed. I did not see my mom's bed. Oh, wait, I did sleep in my mom's bed. Oh, wait, I did sleep in my mom's bed. She was. Hold on a second. She wasn't there. She went to my sister's house.

Right. Did you wear his CPAP machine when you slept in his bed? And his clothes and his nightcap. Your room's still intact. They didn't change it. They didn't change it, no. They didn't make it into an office or something. No, right down to my problematic high school mascot is still on the wall somewhere there.

Yeah, what is on the walls of your room? There is some... black light in there. It's my grandma and grandpa's old bed, the bed frame that they used to have. So it's like a full-sized bed. It's a very... So one of your parents was conceived on the bed you would sleep on.

That's right. My mother was conceived, I guess, in that bed. Well, I don't know if she... Different mattress? Yes, a different mattress, Emma. And also, I'm not sure if that bed frame was the one that my mother was conceived. And, you know, it's funny, I've never asked her. But they did fuck in it.

My grandparents maybe had old sex. I don't know. Just hand stuff. My grandparents maybe did, there was maybe some coitus in that, a grandparent coitus. So someone had sex in that bad. There wasn't happened for me when I was there. Right.

There is a, now there is a framed thing of the prices right from an article when Bob Barker was trying. You see me in the article and my mom put it up. It's funny if there's just, there's an you weren't in it. It's just a framed article about the phrases, right? Which is allegations false, Bob Barker says. Why is this on your wall? Because I support Bob Barker. What else?

What else? How bad is he? Is he really bad? I think he was just like, yeah, it was kind of, I mean, he employed a bunch of young women that he was, you know, being. Some will say that about the dough boys. I think two is a bunch. Your mom said that. She did.

My mom called and my mom called and she said, tell the young, what did she say? The beautiful young ladies. The beautiful young ladies. And I said, hello. That didn't come from your actual employee. There's your employer's mom so you cannot sue for that. That's, why's is right. It's not actionable.

And then I say, I have a lot of beautiful young ladies that I work with. My mom said, no, you don't. And everyone laughed at me. That's good. Dunk on me. And then there's a 2007 New York City Sketch Fest poster with a, It's like me and it's like the birth, not me, it's like the birthday boys and a bunch of old sketch groups from the, I should take a picture of that and send it in that's not. That's a bunch of people that we all know that's still work in comedy. My alpha brother Nate older than me, he was already out of the house. My parents were like, you're leaving the house at 18. Like whether you go to college or not, you're just, you're out of the house at 18. We just think it's important. I was like, okay, great. As soon as I left the house, they moved. So my daughter at home was vacant immediately. Is your house kind of like the grudge house? Like, do people go into, like...

There's water come down of the ceiling? There is some water from the ceiling. There is a grudge there. Oh, there is a single grudge there? The grudge is there, yeah. Did you, wait, Mitch, do you know about... Your turtle shredder?

No, shredder escaped. Shrter escaped, that's right. Chip was around. Did I know about what? Do you know about Grudge versus Ringu? Yeah, I've seen Grudge versus Ringu. Is it good? Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

I just saw the trailer for us. Like, this looks fucking awesome. Is it recent? We were talking about the old Japanese movie Grudge vs. Ringu? Yeah, yeah, fucking rules. I never had no idea this came out. Yeah, it's fun as hell. The Grudge fights the ring.

They should do more of those. It is, it is, it's, and like people get in the way and get just, like, destroyed. Why, it's such like an era of IP and of crossovers. We, of course, had Alien versus Predator, and we had Brady v. Jason. Ring versus Cres. Why don't we make more of these? People like the versus movies? Let's have them fight each other.

I agree with that. Reditary versus... What's that Q&ON one that he made? Eddington. Eddington versus Hereditary is great. I thought you meant the actual Q&ON movie. Eddington versus Hereditary. Eddington versus Hereditary.

Hannibal Lecter versus the CPAP killer. They haven't done a verse in a long time. Friday versus Jason was a lot of, I thought it was a lot of fun. Godzilla has fought Kong for, in all fairness. Wait, who has? Godzilla and Kong. Yes, Godzilla. I forgot about Godzilla versus Kong.

But they had to scale up Kong. Not as fun either, I feel like. Freddy versus Jason was, I was surprised that they didn't do more, because they were going to do Ash from the Evil Dead versus Freddy versus Jason. Oh, that's fun. Yeah, that's fun. It never happened. Who were you rooting for?

Are you rooting Freddy or Jason? Freddie. Same here. Freddy's funnier, so I probably would go Freddy. People always are like, how can you root for Freddy? He is, you know, he was, he messed with children. Right, sure. Yeah.

Yeah. But, like, he's the bad, he's the bad guy. He's the bad guy. They're both bad guys. Yeah. I went to book con last weekend in New York and there was a table there where there was a guy there was a sign that said that this guy had played

Jason in in Friday the 13th part two he was sitting at the table and then he was giving away these books that he'd written about like a cool detective where he was the guy on the book cover who was the detective that's awesome that was what he was doing at book con

he was just like take my was it called like huge detective because he's like a huge he's like a huge man. Well, not anymore. I mean, he's kind of, and then people looked him up because I posted about him and they're like, he barely was Jason. Oh, okay, he was one of those guys.

Yeah. Yeah. Were you alien versus, who do you like more alien or predator? I like alien more than Predator, I think. I mean, I like the Alien franchise more than the Predator franchise, but I think the predator, it's just like the Predator's got more stuff. I kind of rooting for the guy with more stuff. Like physical stuff?

Yeah. Like guns. I got one. I like that he's got like weapons and shit. I got one. Ghostface. from scream versus ghost face from scary movie. That's fun.

It's like someone versus the spoof version of themselves. Yeah, I think that's fun. Paul Russ sent me the new scary movie poster, which is the ghost face dressed up as Michael Jackson for Michael. That's funny. It's funny. Everyone can enjoy that. Wags, you know, I love when I find something that tackles the root of a problem

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The He-Man Battleburger, the attorney's premium breakfast slam, the junior gray skull's epic crackle cakes, and Skeletor's Dark Shakeverse. That's the funniest name. Dark Shakeverse is good. They were all, honestly, it was, when we were ordering two,

I felt like the guy wasn't understanding what I was saying, so I actually did have to say the names of all these embarrassing things. You asked for two of the special shakes. It's like half and half, and you're like, no. Get a menu, you'd be like,

Skeletor's Dark Shake Force. Two of those. So let's start with the appetizer. Sampler. There was a little bit of confusion here because, yes. I just quickly interrupt and show you the scary movie. That's good. And it says, prepare to he-he.

And then touching fans everywhere, June 5th. Oh, boy. Okay. Yeah. June 5th, that's soon. And we're going to go on the record here to say, we believe MJ is innocent of the podcast. Yes.

Yes. And that's not satire. Are you going to see the Michael movie, by the way? I feel like it's... Is it two parts? Oh, maybe. Is there ultimately going to be two parts? I think it was supposed to be two parts, right?

I think it was supposed to be two. How would they do part two without addressing the allegations? Because I know when this one stops at the 90s. Yeah. And also it's getting horrible reviews, which makes me feel like it may never see a part two or whatever. It might make a billion dollars. People love Michael. Jackson.

Yeah. I went to Michael Jackson's funeral because I won the lottery for the free ticket to his funeral. I know so much about you and I know that you've been, you were at like the, weren't you at the like the estate? Yeah, state sale. I went to the estate sale with Ryan Perez. That was fascinating.

That was really cool. Yeah, because they would all, he had so many like arcade cabinets. Yeah. But they'd also have like a statue of a child wearing Charles Barkley's jersey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then he'd have like a really amazing like a Disney artist. would have done it like a commissioned oil painting of like Michael Jackson as Peter Pan with a bunch of random kids. Chasing him.

Chasing him, yeah. I actually have the auction catalog from that auction. So if you ever want to see those paintings again, I own physical like in the book. You can see them. I very much do. I didn't, I don't know if I knew that you went to the funeral. It's crazy. I just, I was like, because it was like online, you could just like put your name in it.

And if you won, then you got two tickets to the funeral. Oh, bonkers to get tickets to a funeral. It's like kind of a crazy concept to have to win tickets to a funeral. It's like a raffle. He had a Jurassic Parkview too. He had an E.T. standing on top of another E.T. Because it was like no space for all the ETs. That is insane.

The funeral, this one was televised, right? Yeah, it was at the Staples Center. It was the Staple Center. Yeah. So you're one of the people there. Yeah. That's wild. It was weird.

You both have, and his brother ran out during the Michael Jackson halftime show. You both have. Well, he didn't run out. He ran out screaming. You're like, crash it. No. No. He was part of the halftime show when Michael Jackson did the halftime show.

And he ran out onto the field. That's what I meant. He was part, yeah, he was part of the show on the field. As a child? He, my dad, my dad, my, my brother was a little bit older. Your dad submitted him to the Michael Jackson halftime show. Yes, yeah. Without Nate knowing.

No, they got some older kids. My brother was a teenager at the time to wrangle the younger kids. Okay. Because it was like, Michael Jackson was singing to heal the world or something like that. and he had a whole army of children cheering him on. But there's a bunch of eight-year-olds, they don't know what to do on their own. So your brother's title is Michael Jackson child rangler?

He was a child rangler. So he'd bring the, like, he'd have the kids like, okay, run over here, run, run, run, run. Bring the kids to Michael Jackson. Yeah, exactly, yeah. That's cute, though. I mean, that's cute of him being like, cheer, cheer, cheer, cheer. Yeah.

Also, put up a presale for tickets to me and Nick's funeral. Did you see him on the broadcast? No. In my memory, I know we did not. Have you gone back and looked? No, I haven't. I bet it's online. I'm sure it is.

They're all online. Oh, yeah. You should try to see them. I mean, I might just watch that halftime show again just because, like, Michael Jackson's on the brain. It's the halftime show that changed halftime shows. That was like the one that, like, right? Wow, is it really? It was at the pivot point.

I think it was, I think that was like a huge. They were just regular before that. Just like a little like up with people dance group or something. Yeah, marching band sort of. Yeah. Or famously, this has been. talked about on podcasts the right, Elvis Prestello, who was an Elvis impersonator who did magic, who was not an existing character.

They invented him for the Super Bowl halftime show. Oh, man. That's good. And if you ever seen, it's, I mean, you love it. You should watch it. Yeah, I should watch it. We should talk about the sampler platter first. So we got the sampler platter.

There was a little bit of confusion. I will take the L on this one. Yeah, yeah, you should. Okay, here's the thing. I didn't realize that the chicken, they were chicken fried steak bites. You just heard steak tip. And let me just tell you that it was no big mess up except for the item that you got fucking was the worst item of the entire meal. It was really disgusting.

It was really bad, but it sounded interesting. So say what we've got. I'm going to make you feel even worse is that we had figured out the order beforehand and Eva was actually the one who said we should get the steak bites. I don't care. I know, I know, I know you don't. That doesn't make me feel worse. I'm trying to make them feel bad about it. I didn't realize they were wrong.

I think it's so worse. Eva was, I actually said wings and then he was like, what about steakbox? I said, that's a great idea. Nick's late, but when he gets here, we're going to have the order all set away, including these things. Eva really wants to try. I was late because it was coming from work. I'm just saying, I'm like, it wasn't late lately.

You sit down. Yeah. You say, how about sausage, mini sausage biscuit gravy bites or whatever? That's what he said. And you said, they'll replace the steak bites. You did feel bad about it. Go ahead. I thought the steak bites were just steak bites.

I was like, that seems kind of uninteresting. That's just going to be bad meat. But knowing their chicken fried is, that would have been more interesting. I just didn't know that. Except, okay, look, the nuggets, the nugs of vomit textured. They were fucking awful. Biscuits and gravy. That's disgusting.

Truly bad. Those were disgusting. It was a biscuit and gravy nugget? Yeah, basically it was like a gusher. It was like a jalapeno popper with a biscuit and gravy inside. You really, it was great. Maybe changed the course of the entire meal because that was the first thing I ate.

Amelia looks interested. Yeah, that honestly sounds good. It's like a donut hole with meat inside, which could be good in theory, but it just in practice is really bad. Honestly, clam chowder sounds good inside of it. Can they just say that honestly sounds good? I agree with you that the idea of it

maybe sounds good, but they were really, really bad. And execution was really low quality meat. Made by Denny's though. The wings I thought were decent. I didn't mind the wings. The wings are okay because I got like the red part of the wing that kind of made me a little bit grass stuff. That red bone was sitting on the table the whole meal. That was, I'm sorry, that was my bone.

I apologize. That was like, oh, I'm just going to puke. I mean, I, I, I bit into that. And you were telling me that it was fine. But when I bit into it and I, like, it was one of those things where I bit into it and swallowed. And I was like, oh, this is like a red bone. That's not good. No, it wasn't, it wasn't raw.

It was just like a thing of a cluster of vascular. I had a cluster of veins. I don't know. I think maybe it was... I did not look like rock chicken. Do you think they're pre-cooked anyways? I don't know if they're pre-cooked, but they were like they were cooked through. Susser and you were very much like you're going to be fine, but it did look like a pretty red bone.

I just don't like to see a red bone. Someone say something about a red bone. Jemmy. Aw, she's embarrassed. Yes. I love a bone. Thank you. You woke the Jimmy up for that joke.

Yeah. Sorry, Jamie. Jimmy's doing a Jim Halpert at the camera. And then we have the mozzarella. They had more of their mozzarella planks. That's the thing everyone's kind of emulating the chilies approach. Do you also say that they were bad? They also sucked.

They also suck, but I think they were my favorite app of the three of them. I like the Chili's ones that were doused in the sauce. The Chili's ones are way fucking better. Those are fucking awesome. Oh, on a completely different level. But of this platter, look, we had three kind of. Do you know that the Chili's, that Chili's is a cool spot now? Yeah.

The one in the one who received it. already? Yeah, because of the dough boys. Yeah, we made it cool. One where we went for episode one. Wait, did we talk about this in the pod or no? I may have touched on it last time we talked about it. It's become cooler.

It's because, it's like the influencer one. It's an, yes. So we did talk about that a little bit, but someone was just like, someone told me that they went up there for like a Friday, like went up there for like when the influencers are there. It was like, I think the Gen Xers love chilies. Yeah. Which, hey, Gen X. God bless.

Don't they? The Gen Zers, you mean. The young people. Well, the Gen Xers do too. I mean, the Gen Xers do too. I mean, the Gen X-Excerst do. That's you and... Not wrong.

You and me and I guess us going there. No, the Gen Ciers, that's what I meant. TikTok loves the planks with the sauce. The planks are good. Chili's is way better than Denny's. That's not even a fair fight. But the Denny's, I will say, the Denny's mozzarella sticks were my favorite of the three that's damning with faint praise.

I agree. Let's get to the Master of the Universe menu. The He-Man Battle Burger, I'll read the copy for. An over-the-top burger featuring three proteins, a beef batty topped with pulled beef and bacon. Plus, barbecue sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onions and pickles served the side of way we cut fries. I thought this was gross. I thought it was a really bad-nard-gare-gallie-nasty shit.

Bad, bad, like, state fair food or theme park food. The pulled beef was repulsive. Yeah. And I don't know. It actually sounds good. Is that where you're about to say? No. It seems to me.

It sounds good faces. Yeah. You're giving us skeptical faces over there. Yeah. I did not find it over the top. It's not over the top. That's the other thing. I guess, and the idea is they call it the bat he-man.

Battleburger, he's loaded with protein, like, he man, a meal because he's a big mussely guy. You get strong after eating the Battleburger. It's so fucking phoned in. I'm making the jackoff motion, as I'm saying, because I'm saying, like, it's just like He doesn't up by his neck. Shoulder. Well, I wanted to be in frame.

You finished by over your shoulder? A silhouette behind me like Eva's Pugh. I just, I just thought, like, here's the thing. They have a lot of low quality product, adenies, including the lettuce, tomatoes. The produce on it were really, like, bad. And then also, I don't like their way we cut fries.

They're super oily. Like, they just have, like, oil reservoirs. They're weird. They're really weird. The fries are the best they ate. They're a wrong shape that shouldn't, it's an abomination. They were better. They were better than the burger, but the burger was truly bad.

And I just think, like, the three proteins was Unca Poshkin a bad way and the barbecue sauces. Like, whatever. I feel like there's a decent. pickle on there. There was a decent pickle. I thought the burger was bad. I feel like it was, is it pulled pork as the other, or it's brisk?

Cold beef. No place does a good pole, like no, like a pulled pork or whatever at like a diner. Yeah. Or like any pulled beef at a diner, it's just not going to be good. It has to be smoked. It's just, yes, don't, don't attempt it. I don't know why they're attempting. That's, what was the, what was the shitty diner we went to where it was like a spider's web?

Caros. Caros back of the day. That was a year one. Caros. horrible. They, if they, like, here's the thing, they, they have ham there. Just throw some ham on there

if you want to eat triple protein. Ew. Hamburger. That also sounds gross to be, but I mean, you know it's going to be a better quality than the pulled beef, which is just this bottom of the barrel, like fucking garbage,

like Cisco trash. Cisco trash. Yeah. The, the Turner's Premium Breakfast Slam, which is, whatever, the slam part is the same, the eggs, hash browns, and bacon or sausage.

but this is buttermilk pancakes that are kind of peter north with some chocolate sauce, and then they've got a big scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream on them. I don't mind it. It would not be my first choice of ice cream for an ice cream on a pancake, but I just like... What the fuck is this steaming? What is the fuck is going on here? How is this tied to Eternia? How is this tied to the land of He-Man and Skeletor?

It felt like slumber party food. Yeah. It felt like little kids making up... A little kid, yeah, home alone, the middle part of home alone. Yes. Dinner. Maybe there's a... I'm going to eat a chunk of mint chocolate chip on a pancake in a red bone.

Here's a pitch. How about the man-e-faces pancake? And you've got three different paces on it. I love that. Right? So that ties in with a theme. You get three pancakes still and then it's played it in an interesting way. And kids would love that.

Hey, that's fun. I got an angry face. I got a happy face. And I got a normal. Doesn't the tiger go from like a... Battlecat? Yeah, but what is he before? Cringer.

Cringer. Like a Cringer battle cat kind of side by side. That's fucking great. That's so much better than what they did here. These are just all like, there's no thought put into these at the phase of conception. And then in terms of execution, they're all slobby messes. I mean, I don't know. I didn't hate it because it has mint chocolate chip ice cream.

Can we get hired to do one of these menus? We would fucking crush it. We'd do such a good job. Let's get even in there for Puanjo. Look, we've never asked for anything. I never asked for any. We've never asked for jobs in any way on this podcast. Yes.

Do it. Can we please the three of us, someplace hire us to make your menu? We'll pitch the Margo's Got Money Troubles. Denny's menu? Oh, my God. Should we go to IHOP? Some ideas.

IHop. She's an only fans model. All the dishes are made with only pans. In the second episode, they do go to Applebee's, and we use real Applebee's. So we could get an Applebee's tie-in. Applebee's tie-in would be delightful.

Yeah. I love it. And also I like, why I say you have only pans? Only pans. You only cook it. You only get food that's cooking in pans? I love it.

Nothing's in a pot. Nothing's on the grill. It's all pans. I don't know. What else is there to say on this? It was pancakes with a mint chocolate to buy ice cream and chocolate sauce. I mean,

my favorite thing to eat now I am thinking was the scrambled eggs. The scrambled eggs and hash browns. Also, kind of a misfire. We got so many hash browns. We should have, I didn't realize that we were, getting all hash brown. It wasn't your fault.

I didn't realize the epic crap. I didn't mean it was your fault. Well, this is the thing. The epic crackle cakes, it does not say on the menu that it comes with a side. And so we were blindsided by what side to get. And I was like, I guess more hash brown. Crapple cakes. Those, they were, they were, they were.

Yeah, well, you read that description because they ruined my entire meal. And order of the chain silver dollar pancakes topped with a vanilla cream sauce and and multicolored popping candy. So it's got this, again, it's Peter North with a vanilla cream. But the popping candy I thought was disgusting. I fucking hated it. Whatever the combination was, it got on the burger, and I took one bite of the burger,

and I just spit it, like, into the napkin because it was, like, it was so repulsive. And the vanilla cream ended up all over my knife, so I couldn't use my knife for anything, and it looked like so thick. It looked like cum. It looked very jizzy. Yeah, and it was like, it was horrible.

And that was the first thing I ate, and it ruined everything on the plate. You were so excited for this meal. No, but the crackle cakes were the worst thing on, I think. The crackle cakes, I don't. I despise the crackle cakes. I thought they were going to be my favorite. I like tiny little pancakes with popping candy.

It was, you know what? The combination of it, you were talking about sleepover food. It felt like sleep over barf. It was like all, like, it felt like all that stuff mixed into just one big barf race. I had like a vomit something. I also don't know what flavor the pop rocks were supposed to be the popping candy, but it tasted also like a mint flavor and they were green. And so it kind of tasted like they'd crumbled.

like a peppermint over pancakes, which to me was just like such a gross combination. Why is He-Man mint? What does He-Man have to do? Like, I don't know. I'm just trying to make sense of it. I guess Cringer and B-Cringer is green and then Battlecat are green. There are green colors going on in here. There's that green moss guy too.

I forget his name. What colors, Castle of Grayskill? Is it gray? I think it is gray. Yeah, it's such a stretch. Let me do a gray pancake. There you go. I like that more.

I like that way, way more. Yeah. They were disgusting. It didn't look anything like E, man. The little pancakes were fucking disgusting. The big pancake was good, but also I'll say this. The ice cream itself was like kind of seemed like freezer burned. Yeah.

Yeah, it was all icy. Anyone could put ice cream on a fucking pancake. It's true. Yes. It sucked. I did think the shakes that we ordered were the highlight. Mitch, I know you disagree. But we got the Skeletor's Dark Shake first, which you mentioned, which was strawberry ice cream and blueberries, and then it had whipped cream and some of the green popping candy on top.

More of the fucking candy. Which you could avoid. because it was just, it was not a mix in. It was just on the whipped cream up top. I thought the actual shake itself. I got a shit ton of the popping candy in the shake. I was going to get a ton of it. Yeah, maybe that's why I didn't like it.

Oh, wow. Man, popping candy. We like the, we like the shake. I liked it because it felt like it actually had blueberries in it. It was like blueberries and maybe little ice cream. It was the only thing on the menu that was like 500 calories for the whole shake. So I was like, oh, this isn't like so loaded with thick, thick ice cream that it's like as bad for you as it's a regular shake? Yeah, it just tasted like a jamba juice smoothie.

Yeah. It was like fun. why I hated it. Don't give me a fucking the He-Man shake is a Jambaju smoothie? What the fuck is happening here? The Skeletor shake. Well, good. You know what? That makes sense, steaming-wise, because Skeletor is evil and he gave me a shitty shake that tastes

like a smoothie. Hold on. Skeletor is also purple. Like, the big part of his color way is purple. And the shake is distinctly purple. So I think they did a good job with that. It's like Skeletor purple. That's fun. Scalotor's dark shake averse. Played by Jared Lello. Played by Jared Lelo. And also... Skeletor's, dark shakeovers.

Also, I gotta say this, played by Nick Weiger. That's your, that's one of your alter ego. Oh, yeah, you always do. You're a Skeletor guy for a long time. You should have worn your costume for the record. Don't they have it anymore. You should have worn it to Denny's. That would have been fun.

It would have loved that. It is like Nick was, when any time we played Skeletor was like Jared Little playing any role. Nick really lost himself in the role of Skeletor. Yeah, a stating character. I want method. People had to call me Skelly. Have you seen that clip with?

We just watched that clip. Have you seen the clip of Peter Weller on Robocop? And it was the story of the guy, the weapons master, the guy who was in charge of like his arms. And so he was with Robocop, the guy playing Robocop constantly. And Peter Weller, people should look at the video because it's like, it's amazing just to watch this guy tell this story. But Peter Weller wanted to be called Robo the whole time because he's like, I'm going to stay in character. I'm in this robot costume. Call me Robo.

And they're up and they're about to shoot this stunt that it. involves an explosion, and he's with the weapon master, and he says, Robo wants an Oreo. He's not going to do the shot before someone gets him in Oreo. So they have a PA fly up an Oreo to feed to Robo. Yeah, they feed it to Robo. And then he had Oreo all in his teeth. So they had to, like, clean it out of his teeth before they could do the show. Also, by the way, just because you're in character, doesn't mean you have to talk a third person?

Can't Robocop say, I want an Oreo? Robo wants an Oreo. Robo wants Oreo. That's kind of key. What he thought he was being cute? This was, you, y'all are always invited to, I'm an meal behind the dais, are always invited. Make time skip from you guys today. To these meals.

It was a smart skip. You did not miss out on anything. I don't even think I considered it. I was like, cool. I can get to work later today. Yeah, it's bad. I think that the best items were the chicken fried steak nuggets we never got. Yeah.

They probably would have been better than everything we had. You know what? We tried to order them and we were denied because you, have to get them in, yeah, because of Nick. Because I asked. We could have got another platter. I asked for them. Wait, what I said?

Tell him again that I asked for that. I know, I'm sorry. It was Eva's plan to try these nuggets before Nick got here, he was late. And so when we, so when we had a plan, but then Nick, uh, fucked it up. I didn't realize that. I knew that you would never respect it out. I just thought it was like, it sounded like. Well, you did.

And then it was wrong. It was. Thank you. Okay. And actually, to be fair, you actually said to get the nuggets and not the wings. Yes. But you had told him so much shit that I felt bad for the guy at one point. That was his, it was, it was, it was my fault.

Yeah, it was my fault. I said too much stuff to the eye. It's fine. He was overloaded. The dark shake of verse was good. Everything else. No, it was it was all bad. This was actually one of the worst outings for doughboys for me.

I'd say top, top 15 out bad outings for me. Top 15? Yeah. In 10 years? We've eaten in some wretched places. This is pretty fucking bad. Yeah, Pirates dinner adventure with Eva Anderson. And that food was awful.

That was so fucking bad. Completely different level. It's close. I'm saying it's top 15, top 20. It's getting close to that top shitty. I was pissed. I was hungry. I didn't eat anything all day.

I also didn't eat anything all day. For excitement, for what it was to what we got. The popping candy would be like pop rocks. Yes. It's really bad. It fucking sucks. Well, we got to quantify this. Eva, you know the podcast.

We'll each go around and give our final thoughts from zero to five forks. A closing argument, if you will. our guest, our friend, our subject of this week's episode, your thoughts on Denny's. I was so excited to eat this meal. I told my husband, John, about it, and he said, you got everything you wanted in your life today

because I got to go eat a Skeletor meal with you guys and then going to an ASMR party later. That's beside the point. But it was horrible. The company was great. I'm giving it half a star. Wow. Half a fork.

Half a fork. Wow. Margo's got money troubles. I thought you're just pitching Mario's got money troubles. Mario's got money troubles. This sounds like a bit that could be in scary movie. He just got to collect more coins. I have to be on only fans.

Oh, no. You jog. Mads. TV. Margo's got money troubles. Mitch got menu troubles. I, I, Margo's got money troubles. Mitchie's got menu troubles. Thank you. Thank you, everyone. Mitch has got a standing ovation for that joke.

Jimmy, you've been going to. She bowed to me. She showed me her asshole. That's the greatest form of respect. She's got to bow to you, yes. Look, let us make a fucking menu, someone out there. I know this is this was not talked about beforehand. I do think that we would do a much better job than this. There's no theming here.

Why? It fucking sucked. It was not fun in any way. The food was a true. It was awful food. It was really, really bad food. What happened to this country?

We used to be a country. We used to be a damn country. These meals used to mean something. Yeah. The Denny's are closing. The Denny's are closing. The Denny's are closing. The Denny's are closing.

That's insane. What the fuck's happening? It's insane. It's insane. And people don't understand satire? You can't even joke about anything anymore. People are too sensitive. I can't put up a simple Instagram post in support of the January 6ters.

What's happened here? What's going on here? Disgusting. It's, it's, it's, it's, it pisses me off. Everyone's mad the doughboys for saying Michael Jackson was innocent. Do we have free speech or not? I don't know what's happening. I don't know what the fuck's happening here.

The Denny's are closing. This guy, this guy, this guy, this guy. I won't even say his name. This guy. You know who he is. Oh, I know who he is. Yeah. This guy, he's in office.

And meanwhile, the Denny, Denys are worse than they've ever been. I think that should be a signifier for this fucking country. And they're closing. And they're closing. And they're closing. The Denny's are closing. Jimmy. Jimmy.

Jimmy. Jimmy gets it. Jemmy. The Denys are closing. They're bad and they're closing. Denny's are bad and they're closing while this guy is in office. You know, it's not closing my legs. Jimmy, you slut?

Jimmy. Johnny wouldn't touch this. She wouldn't sniff this food, wigs. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, It's not worth it for any dog. I, I wouldn't, I, I, truly, I would, I, the, the, the, the, the hungriest person. It's, it's, it's just vomit food. I wouldn't give this to anyone in the world.

It was so. It was all so bad. I'm not even kidding. It's awful. Awful food. Right. Makes you feel sick and also tastes like shit. What's happened here?

What's happened here? This podcast has gotten worse and worse because the world is falling apart. Yeah, we can't, we're reaching a point where I just don't know if we can do these kinds of menus anymore. Our buddy Matt Singer past gas. Can't do anything anymore. All of these places suck. Can't do anything, even anything. You can't do anything.

You can't do anything. There's no. We said it earlier. It might be better to just do nothing. It's maybe better. That's what we've decided as a country than do nothing. Just not do anything. Let's not do anything.

And I don't like, I personally, I want to do some stuff. So this makes me sad, is what I'm saying. I like doing some stuff. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you can't do anything anymore. I miss doing stuff. What am I do? Go to Denny's their closing.

That's what I'm saying. Zero forks. Wow. Wow. Zero. You can be getting a good girl. Did I die driving you to the studio watching the Muppets? I drove Wiger here while watching the end of the Muppets on the way here.

That's terrible. Nick, please explain that I was paying attention to the road. Jimmy's moved all the way to now she's in a new corner just hating us for clapping. She's just eating something out of the carpet. Mitch is a very safe driver. I don't like that he multitasked when he's driving, but I will admit that he is never. gotten in any sort of scrape or situation. This is worst of the worst thing you could have said.

I don't watch movies on the road. I was listening to the end of the Muppet movie. You can listen to the end of it. Yeah. That's fine. I was watching the road. I did that too for a Muppet's episode. While you were driving.

On the way here. You were listening. You were listening. Yeah, I was listening. I actually did the same thing with last week. All right. We're all confessing. We're all watching.

All watching. Muppets movies while driving. What else are we supposed to do? The Denny's are closing. There's nothing to do. You can't do anything. You can only drive around and watch the Muppets. The only thing left to do is watch Muppets and drive.

I'm going to say this. I don't want to try the fucking Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich because they've redone it. And Wendy's is just an abomination. It's so bad now. And this, I had hope today because, hey, we're with our first guest swigs and Eva does all the big episodes with us. Yeah. It seemed like a fun

menu item. Yeah. But I kind of feel the same about the menu now like I do about the movie. I don't care. Who cares? No one cares about any of this stuff anymore.

Do you care about the new he-man? I hope it's good, but I don't care. I'm rooting for the new he-man. I'm rooting for every movie. I would love for there to be like, hey, there's a fun new he-man. And the same way, like, I want the Street Fighter movie to be fun

and what Mortal Kombat 2 to be fun. Street Fighter movie looks fun as hell. Yeah, yeah. And it's directed by Kitow, who directed a lot of the great action on Twisted Metal, which has the best action on TV. Not anymore.

It fucking sucks. No stew, no stream. Our buddy Matt Singer... The nicest episode I've ever had. You've actually still been pretty mean to me in many ways. Our buddy Matt Singer, you know, he regularly also tastes all this food and it writes about it. And he had not gone to get this menu out. of this record.

And he has nothing fun to look forward to. And I'm sure his report will be published by the time this episode's out. But it sucks. This is a bad one. This is a rough one. Tell him the opposite. Like, reverse Warren him,

and see what happens. Tell him it's good. I already send him pictures of everything so he knows. What if he's like, what if he ends up liking it? I mean, look, that's happened before.

We've been on different pages with these. CPAP killer will get him. Yeah. He's had ones he didn't like that we ended up liking. So, like, you know, it does happen sometimes. But if the dope boys don't like it, it's pretty bad. I'm going to say this. A lot of the times, like, and I think we went to a good Denny's.

We pivoted. That's another thing. Eva was at a scary Denny's. Scary. I didn't realize where it was because I searched Denny's. I didn't see Burbank Denny's. And then, Wags, you sent the Denny's location. We went a much, much nicer Denny's in the one we almost went to.

We had a nice waiter. That's why I gave it half a star. Great waiter. All right. I'll give half a fork for that. No, zero. Okay, zero forks. Sorry.

I previously got the Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice menu from there. It was well executed there. And I think this was a good execution of these just, like, ill-conceived menu items, these half-ass menu items with, like, first, like, like, the names aren't even really puns. The only one that has any effort put into both theming and title is Skeletor's Dark Shake averse, which was my favorite. I do like He-Man a lot. I was a big He-Man fan. I want the new, you know, I want the new movie to succeed or creatively.

I, you know, I don't know. I mean, things are oftentimes bad, but I'm going to say the puppet thing we're saying. Remember you'd see a movie and there were people. There were people in it and you could sell it. It was shot outside. That's one of the things we're going to say on this Muppet episode. Yeah. This is just the same thing to me.

It's the same thing. It's all the inshittification of every fucking thing in the fucking world. The Hobbit menu had things. thought put into it. It would like, like, you know, like the menu items were themed to things that happened in the movie and also, or to characters in the movie, and also they were all bespoke. They were original. Whereas here, I don't know, you're taking a bacon cheeseburger with barbecue sauce, which is an

existing thing and just adding pulled beef and calling it the He-Man burger. What the fuck are we doing? Putting a fucking scoop of ice cream on fucking pancakes and a grand slam. Yeah, it's so stupid. Fuck off. Like, imagine if this was Star Wars. menu and it was it was a pancakes with a scoop of ice cream on it and they called it the endor slam like this exact level of thought that went into this that sucks what the

it has nothing to do with what we're we're covering here except that endor is green endor is green so it always makes some sense you know what for for a for a he man offering this is a pretty this is a wimpy outing I'd say yeah I think so yeah yeah you didn't have to reply it was quiet I was more of a shira Yeah, it's more of a... Wait, well, hold on now. She remial. I just don't...

I'm afraid of me and why I'm saying that and getting in trouble. For girls. A girl would like it. But it was... It was a... It was a wimpy. The menu was... I think I already said this.

The menu was wimpy. She gave you three kisses and then she laid down. I like he man. I like the franchise. I want the movie to be good. But as far as this Denny's tie-in... themed list of items goes.

Pretty wimpy. You know, Margo's got money troubles. Oh, what the fuck? Wiger's got tummy troubles. No standing O, I know. This sucked. I will give it one fork because I thought the shake was okay.

One fork. But this is fucking bad. Broken Plate Club. Shame on you. Shame on you, Denny's. Shame on you, Denny's. Shame on you, Denny. Also, the good fortune menu

fucking pole axes this one. Yeah, it's so much better. The solo menu. which again, like, like, like, like, like, think it back on that. There was way more effort put in the fucking solo menu than this. What are we doing? Less effort put into the movie maybe, but a lot put into the menu. Recession indicator.

It's a recession indicator. Agreed. A recession indicator. Hey, that was... Did you say something when I said wimpy because you felt bad that no one was reacting? Yeah. Aw. What the fuck?

You don't have to do that. Not really. Just being a pal. Yeah, you are being a pal. We love you. All right. That was our. of the

Denny's Masters of the Universe menu. It's time for a segment. I've got a mystery cake, and Mitch and Eva

must identify it through a series of clues. What the hell? It's the pie and this guy's spin off, cake it off.

Hit it, Emma. Because the baker's gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake, and my belly's gonna ache, egg, ache, egg, bake,

baby, I'm just gonna cake, cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. I'll kick it off, a cake a cake it off. A layer's gonna lay, lay, lay, lay.

And the fondant makes It's it fake, fake, fake, fake, baby, I'm just gonna cake, cake, cake, cake, cake. I'll cake it off, cake it off. Okay, so the clues will start off hardest. Eva was playing drums for you. I liked it. And get increasingly obvious as we progress. Eva, you're a guest.

You can choose to go first or second. Also, there are three lifelines available. Okay. You can, you have the frosting test. You have the smell test. And then you have Ask Emma or Ask Jemmy. choice. Okay. I'll go second. Okay, you'll go second.

Is anyone ask Jimmy? I don't think anyone's asked Jimmy yet, but you have that option. Okay. Okay. You're going first? Second. Second. Smart move. You're going to get it. Mitch your clue. Okay.

Jack Frost weeps at the thought of this cake. Jack Frost weeps. Jack Frost weeps at the thought of this cake. What? That really got a million. I'm pretty sure. She wrote it. I forgot that I wrote that. A good clue.

Suncake. Mitch is not suncake. What's a suncake? No idea. Eva, your clue. I don't feel like jacking off, jerking off, or cranking off. I feel like blanking off. Blank being a key word in this cake.

I don't feel like jacking off, jerking off, or cranking off. I feel like blanking off. That is good. That was a Liger original. Devil's food. It's not devil's food cake. No. That was a good guess.

Not deviling off. Although deviling off sounds pretty good. You can use that for jacking off. That was good. I mean, the clues have been very bad. Mitch, your clue. Well, they get increasingly obvious as we progress.

I'm proud of the one that's coming. This cake's original recipe was composed of equal parts flour, sugar, butter, and eggs. This ratio is a key element behind its name. You're proud of that? No, no, the next one.

I'm proud. The cake's original recipe was composed of equal parts flour, sugar, butter, and eggs. This ratio is a key element behind its name. I don't have it. I don't have it. Do you want to take a guess? You also remember you have lifeline. This ratio.

You can ask Emma or Gemmy. I think Emma knows it. She doesn't know it. You have the frosting test and you have the small test. Actually, you know what? I'm going to ask Jimmy. Okay. Jimmy?

What do you think it is? Shake cake It's not shake cake Good guess I want to hear Amelia's All right the final clue Eva The name of this cake can be counted in cash Measureed in weight

Thrown as a punch Oh I know what it is I fucked up Very good pound cake The answer is pound cake Pounding cake I was proud of that one Jack Frost weeps because it has frosting free Pounding off

We were looking for pounding off What? Weets because there's just There's no frowning off I finally got. Yeah. Fucked up. Jack Frost weeps. And then the equal parts is a pound.

It's the ingredients, all a pound. It's all a pound cake. Okay. And you really do. Eva, you win the pound cake and no lifelines were deployed. Yeah. So there you go. Well, well done.

Guys, a useless life. A beautiful pound cake. That is a beautiful pancake. And that's quite a compliment from yourself, such an able baker. Jack Frost weeps. Guys, this is such a lovely treat. Yeah. Congratulations on wanting cake it off. Just like a restaurant via your feedback. We at least gave you some good food on this trip. Let's open to the feedback. Today's email is

from Cat from Portugal. Well, Eva, you're well traveled. Do you ever been to Portugal? No. Wow. Cat writes, Hi, doughboys, Emma, Amelia, and Jimmy. I was listening to the McManneman's show from Portland where Wigar said a hot dog would be his ideal food to eat on the move, which unlocked a core childhood memory for me. When I was maybe four or five years old, I was at one of these outdoor lobster restaurants with my family on. Cape Cod. It was peak summer and very busy, so the food was taking a while to come out. My parents got me a hot dog while we were waited because I was probably being an annoying little shit. I was holding it while running around by the water when a huge seagull landed next to me. I was so excited to see this bird that I squeezed the hot dog bun, causing the slippery dog to fly up into the air and land directly in the seagull's open beak. He swallowed the whole

thing, looked me dead in the eyes, and flew away. I looked at my empty bun and cried. My family mocked me for years. Do you have any mildly traumatic animal-based food theft incidents from your youth? As a long-time listener, first-time feedbacker, I know you'll probably never get around to this one, but thanks anyway for reminding me of my lost hot dog, rip. Maybe I'll hear your response in the next five to ten years of doughboys prayer emoji, smiling with tear-drop emoji. Wow, how about that?

Thanks to a cat from Portugal for, what a vivid story. Sego looked you in the eyes? Was that sent from a... And swallowed your hot dog in a single life? Yeah. It's like a... I thought it was a pelican. Makes sense for a pelican to do a whole mouth full of hot dogs.

Yeah, that's a big fucking seagull. Yeah. Although I do think the seagull's on like Cape Cod where there's all those like beach restaurants. They're pretty rabid. They're like very used to being around people. Right, right. Yeah, the aggressive, aggressive squirrels at like, I don't know, ski resorts. Oh, sure.

Come right up to you and just take food off here. Yeah, that's, yeah. I've seen those before. I can't think of a specific traumatic food. related childhood memory. Yeah, animals. Zip and Buster. Wally and Arbett don't like human food, so it's kind of sad for me.

I, like, want them to like it because it's fun to have them be, like, mischievous. They lick butter occasionally. That's fun. Cats will like butter. Yeah. But they're not even that interested in that. But Zip and Buster, Zip definitely stole, Zip definitely stole some stuff over the course of the years. But I can't, I can't think anything.

Do you have anything specific wise or no? You know, I'm trying to comb the old memory banks. and I can't think of an incident where our dog, family dog, Darrell the dog, RIP, or Chip the Turtle or Shored the dog. Well, see, here's the thing. Darrell was, I was very young when Darrell passed away. He was like the dog that my parents had and then they had my brother and then they had me and then the dog was like, I'm out of here. So I only left after you came. Yeah, I only knew him for a few years, but he was a lovely, beautiful golden retriever. Aw. Yeah. And we kept his dog treats for a long time and then I ate one once.

So that's a good one. That counts. Yeah, I guess I ate one of my dead dog's bones. We had a really... I stole it from him, if anything. We had a really stupid basset hound named Floyd. Cute. And one time he broke in to the pantry, like, where all the food was on Thanksgiving,

waiting to come out. And there was like a tri-tip and a turkey. And when they went in, they caught him, he just was eating some mustard sauce. because he was just stupid. That's cute as hell. Yeah, so he was just like licking up some weird gross mustard. Wow. That was it.

I worked on the back of a garbage truck, so there was a lot of seagulls. I was trying to think of like any, but I mean, they weren't stealing any of my food. But you do know this, that when Wally knocked a bottle of red wine off of the top of my fridge, and he got covered in red wine, and I just immediately took him into the shower with all my clothes on and showered with him to get the red wine off of him because I was so scared. That's the only time I was afraid he was going to get like, I also like, I mean, like it was like wine on cats and was like lethal and I was like, I just grabbed him. Oh, because grapes. Because grapes.

Oh, right. And so I just fucking went right into the shower with Wally and we just showered together in the shower. That's scary. That was scary. So it was more traumatizing, I guess. And then you were, you're like, I can get used to this. No, I did not continue showering with Wally. In your clothes?

In my clothes. No, I didn't shower my clothes. It's not a one-stop shop to wash your clothes and shower. I have had bugs land in my drinks, which I don't like. That's a fucking bummer. Having like a mosquito land in your beverage. And I was like, well, now I'm fucking done with his juice. Zip was a big cat and Zip would like steal a steak from you.

She would like, she would like pull it with her, you know what I mean? Like when you weren't paying attention. That's crazy. My dad had a cat that once stole a whole ear of corn off the table. I was a little baby so I don't remember it. But the cat would like reach the way he describes is he saw just a pot come up on the table and grab a hot ear of corn and like fling it backwards. Wow.

Yeah. That's good as hell. Wait, your cat is a feral for food. He's a fiend. He's a fiend for ice cream and human food. Yeah. Your cat Arty, correct? Yes.

Yeah. He's a what, does he have a favorite? He just loves chocolate ice cream. He loves chocolate ice cream. Yeah. Well, if you're eating chocolate ice cream. But if you're, if you're like, he'll, he's trying to get some.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's weird. That is weird. That is weird. Yeah. Wow. That's crazy. That is crazy.

That is really cute, though. As a revenge, I'm going to steal something from a lot. I'm going to eat a can of cat food in front of Bali and Irma tonight. Like you did to Darrell the dog, you ate a bone. I've also eaten a dog bone. That's a young boy thing to do. We all ate dog bones. Every kid eats a dog bone at some point.

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