Doughboys - Domino's 3 Loaded Tots with Emily Gonzalez and Henley Cox

Episode Date: May 25, 2023

Emily Gonzalez and Henley Cox (Too Scary; Didn't Watch) join the 'boys to talk trains, scary movies, and ghosts before a review of Domino's Loaded Tots. Plus, another edition of Meal in the Flank.Sources for this week's intro: wgacontract2023.orgWant more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jamesallen.com. Hey buddy, it's Wigur, the WGA strike continues, which means no scripted in shows. For this episode and for the duration of this labor action. But I do have a little stat for you. Another Wiggers needo stat of the week relevant to what's going on right now. Here it is. I think this one is really just to the point. If WGA, if the writers go to America, if the striking writers got everything we asked

for, it would cost the studios less than 2% of the profits they make. Less than 2% of the profits reduced fat milk. That's what we're asking for. And that's what they're like, fuck you. We're going to shut everything down because we're your fused to even negotiate. So that's my stat. Thank you to everyone who's been offering their support. And WGA contract 2023 dot org. You want more info and also entertainment community fund dot org. If you'd like to donate to some people who are perhaps out of work right now. Anyway, we got a fun episode for you this week as we return to dominoes. return to Domino's. Oh boy, it's the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Weiger, along with my co-host, Chip Van Crinkle, the Spoon Man Mike Mitchell. I like that one.

I like it. That was from Maddie. Yeah, that was great. Not seasonally appropriate, but still just like a the clever word play. From Maddie to Seag's shout out pineapple, Dan Argg, Elron and Big Reg, Roast Boomin at jimmy.com.

Interesting shout outs. Yeah, Elron sounds like a rings of power character. Yeah, or Scientology. Yeah. Pineapple is just like, I guess just a pineapple. Yeah. He just likes it. And then Dan Argg and Big Reg,

so sound like Discord user. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put this back to you, say. I want to put it back to you, say, just shout out like food. Yeah. Big shout out to like a cheeseburger sliders. Shout out to hash browns.

Thanks for all you do. Wax, how to ho to spoon nation. Wow. I don't know our guests too well, so it's embarrassing. It's always embarrassing. I know you guys chew too well. Every part of this is embarrassing always.

Um, uh, what's going on? I've been staying up late. I told you that I said, you've been having sleep problems. Well, every part of this is embarrassing always. What's going on? I've been staying up late. I told you that I said, you've been having sleep problems. I've been having sleep problems. I also did play Jedi survivor until the sun came up. Yeah, that's on you. Which was bad.

Yeah, oh, no, I had my notes here. I want to talk about two. I stayed up till 4 a.m. at one point, playing Jedi survivor, which is insane. Oh, what the fuck are you doing? What a fuzzy on my windscreen on my microphone. It is seem like you're trying to signal something. Like, don't, I'm out of the question.

I survived. Fuck you doing. I don't think it's as good as the first one. I like the first. Mitch, we sold an ad to EA. We can't, we can't talk to dad as your survivor. Look, FIFA is great. I like the FIFA games.

It's good, it's not terrible. It's tough to make a direct sequel and have it exceed the original, especially the original did something new. You know, I just had, there was like a fuzzy on my mic and it was like directly in my line of sight and so it was driving me crazy. Okay, good, I'm glad that it's squared away. Uh, only one fuzzy mic I want to look at.

That's you buddy. I liked it. You know, I like both, I liked the roast, I liked that too. My other thing was, oh my air fryer got recalled. Oh my God. Yeah, I know. We talked about it on the podcast. Yeah.

My air fryer has like, I shouldn't say the, well, whatever, I guess you should. Well, I also have an air fryer, so for safety, I would love to know the. Kusari, my Kusari. I don't know what brand might be. All right. Well, if I have a long look at it,

I'm gonna have a, if you have a Kusari air fryer, I should check. My got recalled, why is we talked about on the show? We did? I gotta take a picture of it and cut the cord. Cut the cord. You gotta let it do it. I'm like, you need to take it out of society. You need to cut I got to take a picture of it and cut the cord Cut the cord. You got to like do it to take it out of society You need you need to you need to cut the cord and take a picture

We then they send you like a new one to show that you've decommissioned it. Yeah, they've do yeah What's it doing to people is it air fire? It's overheating and can cause a fire There you go. Yeah, more like air fire. It's got a bear fryer. Very good. And here's another thing I was gonna say. So there is a stain, a tomato sauce stain. We just ate pizza. That's right.

But on the next episode. On the, I couldn't, I couldn't think of the name of the arms, the arms of the chairs. Yeah, I think you'd call the arms. The arms of the chairs? Yeah, I think you'd call them arms. The arms of the chair. Like an arm chair, the arms, under arm chair. What the fuck do you call them arms? Yeah, they're arms.

All right, yeah, they're arms. Oh, no, now that I'm by attention is brought to these arms, I'm like, whoa. They're low arm rest here. I'm on the couch and this is a little reasonable, yeah. These are, you get the high ones and is a little reasonable. Yeah. These are, you get the high ones and we get the long. The boy goes,

you want the couch? You can have the couch. It's in your contract that you get a full couch with high arms. There's a tomato sauce stain on the arm of this chair now, boy, which is from me, of course. I just feel bad that like everyone's gonna be like, that's the double. Yeah, the fucking feel bad that like everyone's gonna be like

Yeah, the fucking head gum monks like a fucking There's a just the tomato scrubbing down the tomato sauce thing I think one of the doughboys like was like eating like fucking pizza Yeah, they were like one of the doughboys came in and it wasn't even from they didn't even have the meal It was neat. It was on him. It was just yeah, he just had loose sauce just on him It wasn't even late. It was on him. Yeah, he just had loose sauce just on him. He just had loose sauce for another. I noticed it while I was doing my planks earlier, because like I was about to eye level with the arm.

So there's, you and I gotta come in for that plank action, just sit down and watch. With the punks. They're only planning to do a work on you, and now we just take a couple seats and just sit there and watch them. Based on that be cool. Sure, yeah.

But that's all I had to say. There's a stain here. The Celtics played today to date this, I'm gonna date it. I'm nervous, why? I think we might go into a no-two hole like the Lakers are in right now. Hey, man, we'll see. I, you know, you, we'll see. It's losing two in a row at home is disastrous. So, I think you'll get the split at least.

I hope so. We'll see what happens. But that Jimmy Butler, man, he's something else. He's good. He's really good. He's good and speaking of honks. And the biggest honks there is. I know he's so good.

He's so good. He's so good. Yeah, physically, yeah. Oh yeah, that's over, yeah. We're talking about hunks. And the biggest hunks there is. I know he's so good. He's so good. Is it please? Yeah, physically. Yeah. Oh yeah, that's all we're, yeah. Yeah. We're talking of hunks. That's all what fucking mean.

We're superficial. Yeah. I don't care what the fuck you're saying, head gum hunks. Shut up, fucking plank. Be eye candy for me. Ha ha ha ha ha. How you doing, logs? You good?

I am tired of having knots. I've had it in something all week. You've had it. Yeah, you've? You good? I am tired of having knots. I've had insomnia all week. You've had it, yeah, you've been dealing with that. I'm reading a book, you know what? Well, we should, we should, we should, we should, we should play your drop and we should introduce our guests because maybe they might have a perspective on this as well,

but I'm reading this book called Hello Sleep. It's about insomnia and it's really, it's really engaging and illuminating. Is it helpful? I mean, so far, but it's also like, I'm like engaging and illuminating. Is it helpful? I mean, so far, but it's also like, I'm like halfway through it, so I'm kind of waiting for the prestige. You know, I'm kind of like, okay,

when are you gonna solve everything for me? It's not quite there yet. But it's giving a lot of interesting context in terms of what insomnia is and what leads to it. And, you know, kind of also it's so of a peace with anxiety and panic in terms of, you know, when you're thinking about it, you're making it worse. So I have lifelong insomnia. Wow. Wow. Ever since I was a small child, I have not been able to sleep and it is terrible. Isn't it brutal?

Yeah. It's brutal. It's been tough for me since I was about 12. When I started to become a man, that's when I started to like have a lot of sleeping issues. Hey, I'm 11 years old, it's me, Wigger. Oh shit, it's me. I have one on 12 at one pub now. Now I can't sleep. It's fucking long as hell. Wait till the world falls on men.

Yeah, the mantle of masculinity. Oh, hard upholstice mantle of masculinity always so much. What's my pew? I was used line in the locker room. Yeah, I think mine got worse when I was 12, too. And my mom was convinced it was because of 9, 11 and that's just not true. That's she wants it to be that and that there's no actual reason. There's no reason. Your mom is desperately hoping you're like,

just like that, keep it in. She's like that, keep it in. She's like that, keep it in. She's like that, keep it in. My daughter loves America more than anyone actually. She's like that, keep it in. Let's just say on 9-11, I had more than one P. She's like that.

She's like that, keep it in. Oh yeah. She's like that, keep it in. Oh yeah. I counted that day. We were all trying to take our minds off of things. I remember when it happened, I mean, I just shouldn't get to 9-11 top for God's sake.

But I remember the day it happened. And I remember like going to classes. And like, I went to class. I was in college. I was a freshman in college. And I remember like, some classes didn like I went to class. I was in college. I was a freshman in college. And I remember like some classes didn't know that it had happened. And I was like, I want the class to be, it was like kind of, I was like, I want the class to be canceled.

What are you guys doing? You know what I mean? Like I want them to cancel the classes, which I feel very bad about in hindsight. Yeah, it was like being. That's about as much perspective as I feel you can really have it. 18. Yeah, that's like a very reasonable

Response I think you also we did you didn't know I mean look we some of us lost sleep for the rest of their lives Otherwise, I'm the X class Instead of it just being the Ella I thought you're gonna say it was the elephant in the room You're like do people not know might be well that was another thing I told our politics look We don't have to recount 9-11 it's never fall yeah right around 9-11 yeah yeah yeah we all know it was controlled explosion we don't need to re-litigate it um where the fuck was Sully where was Sully

whoa that's a great great We won't we won't get into Mark Wallberg had been there He won't what happened different no Seth McFarlane there's a there's a Mount Rushmore of of 9 11 adjacent celebrities Mark Wallberg said he if he'd been there to go down differently. Yeah Seth McFarlane was supposed to be on the flight and missed it. Supposed to be on the planes, one of the planes and missed it. James Woods claims he was on that flight.

You know what I would do? He was on that flight. You think this is bad. Well, you're right. Like a very song. It gets a little poignant. Oh, well. And none of us would ever know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like real life, real life, real life, real life, Peter Griffin. Yeah. Someone on that plane would be laughing at it. Yeah, it would have really made it better for that person. You ever seen that there's the guy, real life, Peter Griffin. He's like a YouTube personality.

And he looks like Peter Griffin. He can do the voice pretty well. But he has one he just like talks about like, uh, you know, which, you know, it's really bad racism. And he just talks about how much he hates racism and all the talks about like, you know what you know, it's really bad racism. And he just talks about how much he hates racism and all the comments are like, oh yeah, Peter Griffin. Like, it's good as well. It's really good.

Use your platform, you know? Yeah, right. Okay, so the third one, James Woods, claims he was on a rehearsal flight next to Muhammad Ata. And he observed any report of the FBI and they did nothing. And then the fourth one is of course He's so foolish The fourth one of course Steve ran is easy. Oh, we all know thankfully survived. Yes

Lay off the rasman they have the rasman a Nice man by all accounts. I remember before he was lovely. Hmm. Well, you just fucking lay into him on the pod. No one's laying into him. I'm just saying, you know. We're lucky.

Yeah. Anyways, good to have a nice 9-11 conversation. Yeah, great way to start the show. I'm really glad I dropped. Can I drop right away? Yeah. You have a drop? Yes. away. You've a drop? Yes.

Emma hit him with a drop. Get ready. Gee, I got a candy bar. Boy, I got big cookies. Hey, I got a package you got. I got a candy bar boy. I got big cookies. Hey, I got a package you come I got a rock You could read I Got a popcorn ball. I got a Fetch I got a pack of gum I got a rock

Getting rocks in your food I didn't know this was an occurrence rock. I got a rock Remember this Wow remember that's was that when I bit the sandwich from the I didn't know this wasn't a curts. I got a rock. I remember this now. Wow. Remember that's, is that when I bit the sandwich from the, I get a rock. You get a rock. I got a rock in my sandwich. That's maybe one of the worst ways to discover it bite into a sandwich.

Oh, it was, it was, it was awful. What did you expect to be in the sandwich? Like turkey or whatever. Fuck, it was like a chick, I think it was a chick and said it was at the airport. In all fairness, they thought you were a Goron. It was pre-packaged. They didn't see me and think I was a Goron.

He gave me a rock sandwich. How big was that? It was like a pebble, but it was so weird that it was a rock. That is weird. Like how did a rock get in there? I have no question. A like a pebble in the sandwich. It was, I mean, I had it in my hand.

Wow. Did someone just have pebbles in their shirt that day that they were just shaking around and all the- They'd gone to the beach and they made a sandwich for it after. I think that's what it was. I mean, I've always, but it was like, oh man, I still think about it because it was like the closest I think I ever came

to cracking my tooth. You don't want to be a rock batter. It's no fun. Oh yeah, yeah. That's what happened. You know what I mean? You want to be a rock-biteer? It's no fun. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what happened. That's what happens. Fucking crunch. That's that Finsk Araldi score

and that's Charlie Brown's special. Oh my goodness. Great. Great five. Some peckable vibes. I mean, it was like Charlie Brown. Like a little part of my soul just was right there. Beautiful.

Lovely. Good grief. Good grief. The old Charlie Brown saying, my boyfriend got me into the podcast and now here I am making drops This one might be good for October or anytime Features the classic key that's holiday special. It's the great pumpkin Charlie Brown as the kids go trick-or-treating

Charlie Brown memorably keeps getting a rock tossing to his treat bag. Yes. Much like an airport sandwich once consumed by Mitch. We remember that Sarah, audio from episode 17 subway with Fran Galas, that long ago, that far back in our past. Sarah Austin, Texas. Wow, thanks Sarah. Yeah, we had a Halloween drop. He Boston cool. He Boston cool.

We had a Halloween drop and we had a Christmas roast. Very seasonal and appropriate today. Christmas roast. All right, stop looking at your lips buddy. Let's introduce our guests. Two hosts of the podcast, two scary, didn't watch. Emily Gonzalez and Henley Cox are here. Hi Emily, hi, hi, Henley.

Hello. Thank you for having us. They're so excited to be here. Thank you so much for joining us for for our audio listeners. Emily's here in studio. Henley, you're in NYC, the city that ever sleeps. Yeah, and that's perfect place for me at NSF.

Yeah, I was gonna say, the fucking insomnia, a capital. That's true. What is the, now which of the five boroughs are you in? We talking Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx, or Staten Island. Nice. Wow.

He got them all. He gotaten Island. Nice. Wow. He got them all. He got them all. Manhattan. Wow. Washington Heights. That is a really cool place. Pretty fucking big.

I am very, very, very north Manhattan. So by anyone who's familiar for trying to park the cloister's George Washington bridge, that area. So technically, Manhattan, but, you know almost out almost out almost away almost gone from the city itself. Are you ever seen the easiest of the the the the chew chew because when I go to the New York City that by far everything to do is to ride the subway. Oh, okay. The subway. Of course I'm a huge fan. Where baby boy? Do you like the chew chew? Of course I was just talking about the subway. Where baby boy is, do you like the Chuchu? Of course, I was so excited.

I was so excited. Do you think about the subway? I've never heard anyone call the Chuchu before. It's so cool. Oh, no, she said, oh, she knows. She likes the subway. No, I'm sorry. You're embarrassing yourself from New Yorker.

It's embarrassing. Yeah. Now, of course, of course, I do. I mean, it's a public transit system that so many people use and is actually extremely effective, which is very rare in this. I mean, it doesn't really exist in a lot of other places in this country. So, for that reason, I'm a huge fan, but I'm not a huge fan of is kind of like the falling apart infrastructure of the city itself.

The fact that the trains like are constantly breaking down and there's a lot of. And we're ground as a real freaky place for things to start falling apart. I wouldn't want it. Yes. And it's a big social experiment to be trapped on a train with a lot of strangers during rush hour and a lot of chaos can happen. But that's also rare. I kind of love that. I love that about being in New York, being able to like be with people. I lived in LA for five years and very different experience, obviously being in a car all the time. Yeah. I take the train out here as much as I can. I take the bus out here, but it is much less of a, like you were saying, the, do you talk about infrastructure? The infrastructure out here,

it just like goes fewer places, you're a lot more limited, and because it's a much more sprawling, you know, the city is much larger, and everything's more spread out. It's just like, there's just situations, I was like, well, fuck it, I just got a driver who's going to take me three times as long, which kind of sucks. Yeah. Do you think our things, do things run differently in Staten Island since it's a monarchy? Oh, of course. I've only been in Staten Island since it's a monarchy. Of course. I've only been to Staten Island once. I've only been one time. But it's a different, it's like a different reality out there. I mean, I think that things are, things are very different.

But taking the ferry is like a very fun experience and anyone who comes here should absolutely do it because it's great to go to the other water. Stand on a lot of bumpkiss. That's true. There's a bumpkiss. There's a fucking bumpkiss going on out there. It's no good. Emily, before we started, you were telling me that you are you like Casey are from South Florida. Yes. And Henley, I want to I want to hear where you're from as well, but I'm curious like South You were telling me that you are you like Casey are from South Florida. And Henley, I wanna hear where you're from as well, but I'm curious like South Florida,

what's the food scene like there? But down there, is there anything you miss? Oh. Okay, you know what I miss? Is there is like a drive through in case, let's see if this connects with you. There's a drive throughthrough fast food Cuban spot, bollo tropical, slow, tasty remembers.

I do remember that. So good. Just beans and rice and plantains and pork or chicken, and it's just so fucking good. And it's just casual, the way we do drive-through burritos, but it's Cuban food in it, totally rules. And just like you get a plate, or like a lot through baritas, but it's keeping food in it, totally rules. And just like you get a plate or like like, you may mainly get a plate.

I mean, I don't think I've had it in probably 15 or 20 years. But that time, I hope it's still there. Face like, no, I think it is because it's like very near my parents, there's one and I used to like, that was like on my way back from ballet class, we would like, you could go to the drive fair and like have your, I'll try to all my way back from ballet class, we would like, you could go to the drive fair and like have your whole travel call in it. Ballet class. I have fond memories, my sister had ballet class.

And wow, as a younger brother, like we would go pick my sister up from ballet class, my mom and I, and it would always be like, we get like some sort of good food. Yes, I like really was like, okay, we all just like exercise, it's usually late, right? It's like after school, I would, it has to be like, five, thirty to be like 536 30 so it's like let's just go to the drive-through What's your favorite was your favorite ballet move?

To do yeah Guys can I guess yes, I don't know the answer So let's see if you if that sparks anything for me handstand Yeah, in fact really just very far from any any ballet. What I was going to guess, I was going to guess it. I was going to say a triple axel and I was like, that's figure skating. That is figure skating. But honestly, somehow closer to ballet than I can't. Yeah. They say you're skating is the ballet of the ice swag. So what they say. Yeah, they're always saying that. I'm sorry about my idiot friend saying

something so fucking stupid. Was your favorite move a backflip? Shhh. I'm field goal. Oh, I got one. Field goal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got one.

Pure wet. Pure wet. You know what, pure wet is kind of scary. Ooh. I'm about to play a, hard, a, a place classic. Okay, yeah. You know, yeah, yeah, who doesn't like doesn't like a play a scary is your wheelhouse That's a great point Mitch great segue

It is actually so the thing is Henley and I are two of three. We have a third. Oh Sammy smart Yeah, who is our resident brave person so the the whole podcast is she basically tells us what happens in scary movies But not brave enough for the do boys find the way. Yes, brave enough. That's a bridge too far. Fast food? No. So I am like, I'd say like, I'm like right in between Henley and Sammy in terms of being able to handle scary stuff, but still I would not call myself that brave.

I want to, I want to very brave, by the way, for the record, for the record. I'm always not gonna toot her own horn here, but I think you're tolerance for the scare has increased. It has gone up dramatically. Maybe similar to I would imagine over time, a tolerance goes up for a certain quality of food. Well, we're also all aging and so that's that is you're working again. You can't do that.

But yeah, my no my tolerance has gone up. Well, I, they, they said some kind of things back. I want to say to you that you were the most cowardly man I've ever had. Has there ever been a movie that you truly could not finish because it was too scary? Oh, oh, I have so many feelings about this. Okay, there have been so many movies that I have not wanted to finish, but I have been a good friend and a good podcast host and I've fucking done it. The only one I had to take the headphones off and just not listen at all was human centipede.

That was really hard to listen to. That was a hard one. That's also like the gross category of like, it's like you're like, and like hearing about it. And hearing about it. Exactly what they do. Exactly what they do.

And Sammy, our other host is a maniac and a complete sickle and fucking loves human centipede. And it's seen it a bunch of times and thinks it's hilarious. And so she spared like no detail. And she does that to us. She just, it's cruel and unusual punishment. She's also like my best friend and I love her.

So got to do much. But yeah, human centipede. I've never seen him in a centipede, but I know, I mean, she's also like my best friend, I love her, so got to do it much. But yeah, he's gonna set a piece on her. I never seen him in the set of people. But I know, I mean, I know what happens. And also I know the gross, those kind of like gross out slash body horror, horror, horror a lot. For me, it's like still to this day watching

exorcist late night, I'll be like, this is fucking scary, scary. Yeah, well, because you're a big horror fan and that's still too tough for you. I think so. I think so. But you're also like very, like that's a religious thing. It's right in my, yeah. Oh, because you're a big horror fan and that's still that one's still too tough for you. It's a scary one. Yeah, but you're also like very like that's a religious thing. It's right in my, yeah. Oh, okay.

Religious ones. The devil scares me. Demons, that kind of stuff. Yeah. Yeah, South Park the movie. Uh-huh. There's like, like, there's something like a little Nikki. Yeah, she's a lot of stuff that scares me.

Yeah, she's a little Nikki. Um, but I think, I think like possession ghostly stuff, I believed in it for so long. I mean, I still don't not believe in it. I do. You don't not? I don't, I don't not believe in it. Is it because you just, you don't wanna,

in the off chance that they're real, you don't wanna put out on the world that you don't believe? Cause it's inviting something. I think my thought is, is that like, there's, look, we talked about this before, is like that sort of thing of being agnostic or whatever, is like, you can't, you don't know what's in the universe, but for me, so often when someone dies,

or you've been in a place where someone has died, you can feel that energy, and I'm like, oh, I believe that there can be energy where something has happened or something bad happened or there is like, so I don't know if I, what I'm saying is I don't know if I completely believe in like hauntings of like a ghost, a white sheet ghost, being like, whoo, like that haunting, though that is also scary.

But I think that I can believe in like, oh, someone died sad or mad or whatever, and there's like the energy in this house. That being his life behind, yeah. There's been, you know how you've been places, you're like, there's energy here that's weird. Well, I think very much doesn't believe in ghosts, so, but I agree with you.

It's a strong, it's a strong stance that I have. Um, and I've been testing the limits of it by constantly inviting, inviting a haunting. Um, I'm saying bring it. If it's going to happen, just let it happen. She says that she really doesn't believe it. She says it all the time. It hasn't been haunted yet.

It's because I have been so early in my life when I was a child, I was so desperately scared of it that now It's like I've got a you know, I can't live my life that way You so if you were like a creepy if you were by yourself and like an abandoned hospital with that not scary Oh, of course that would scare me. Well then why that would scare me according to you Why would that scare you? That's a great point. No, okay, listen, this is a strength of will thing. Obviously, I refuse to accept that there goes

because otherwise my entire world would crumble. I can't walk around like that, also as an insomniac. I am up in the middle of the night often. And so at 3 a.m. in my living room with all the lights off, I can't be thinking about ghosts. You kidding? Yeah.

No, I never tell my one. Should I tell this story? Do I ever tell this on the spot, guys? I think I did. Just tell it. When I first moved to L.A. and I lived in a producer's house, well, I told one aspect of the story, but I don't think it's where you're going I mean, you've told one aspect of the story,

but I don't think this is where you're going. Okay, it's not that far to the, yeah. I've told you that one. Okay, yeah, we will. Has everyone ever said it on the podcast? I don't know if it's been said in the podcast. A producer asked me to suck his dick. Oh, God.

Lightly? Yeah, I did it. Um. And then we started a podcast called Doble. Is this how? Gotta jump through the hoops. Nick Wiger, uh, host and producer. I don't know if you ever noticed that in this title.

Um, I got sucked this thing to start the pot. All right. This is how it goes. I was, I was, I was, I was staying at this house. Yeah. and I remember The the person there was My boss went to like overseas and then his assistant was leaving and I was like

Is there anything you want to tell me about this because it was an old house? Yeah, what I won't say I was a knock on a docks anymore. I hope I've never said his name on the podcast where I told the story before. But he was, I was like, you like, is there anything you want to tell the house? He was like, what do you mean? I was like, how's haunted? And he was like, and the house wasn't that old. Uh-huh.

And he was like, I'll tell you when you get back. And I was like, no, no, no, no. Like basically just told me. Yeah, I was like, you gotta tell me now, cause I was upstairs in the room. I was like, I, no, no, no. Like basically just told me. Yeah, I was like, you gotta tell me now, because I was upstairs in the room. I was like, I was like, is there like some sort of woman? Is the truth. I was like, is there some sort of woman?

And he's like, why do you say that? I was like, I don't know, I keep waking up in the middle of the night. This is the truth. I was waking up at like, in the middle of the night and feeling like a weird thing. And then he told me a story that like people had seen a lady in the house a bunch.

And his and the nephew of the producer followed it upstairs and she walked into a room and disappeared. And I was like, what room was it? And it was the guest room that I was staying in. So, wow. I just want to tell you that that is that's at least what he told me. And I did say to him, like, what's going on in here is a haunted. You felt something weird. Now, look, does that mean that the ghosts are real, that someone saw a lady ghost? I don't know. I wasn't there, I didn't see the lady ghost.

But there was definitely something that I felt, and I weirdly was like, is there some lady here? And I don't think I have ESP powers or something. I said a waiter went up to their table and told, what was that? What the fuck just happened? I just heard my voice. I know, I looked around and said he's not talking.

I wasn't talking. Ghost, ghost! We had an ammo suit. We had a ghost in the machine. We could know it was a machine. Am I alive? What? It's a sex attraction.

It's a dickwiker die ten years ago this day? Oh man. He's just fucking-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old. It's a six-year-old.

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I don't think so. I don't think he was. Hmm. He might be who was. Who knows? He could have been. The way you're describing it doesn't sound like it. Yeah.

It was weird. It was one of the weirdest experiences I've ever had, but I didn't, I never saw anything. I never saw, but then from there on out, I moved down into his room. Because the producers assistant lived at the house, too. And I wasn't staying in the guest room. And he had his own room. And then I moved down into it. It was a weird setup. And I stayed in his room. And then like the rest of they were gone for like two weeks. And I would be in the house being like, hello, like I know you're here, just don't like show yourself.

That's what I would say. Whenever I'm, enter somewhere that I'm like, it feels scary to me. Basically, anyway, when I stayed in New Orleans and it was an old place, I was like, oh, this is a haunted city. I'll just, I'll say, yeah, that's a gator ghost. I'll just go like, hey, I'm not going to mess with you.

I'm coming and going, please don't show yourself to me. And we're good. That's a good panic. I think that's a good experience. You want a ghost experience? Oh, okay, okay, okay. I don't know if I did. Everyone says that who has a ghost experience.

I was like, I did see, I saw, looked like a person when I was staying in a hotel in the middle of the night, and I woke up and I was really, really scared, just a little night, and I eventually fell back asleep and I woke up again and looked and saw the person again in the same spot, and I then they felt like they looked at me

and then I turned the lights on and there was like nothing in that form that looked like a sheep of me. It's just scary. And now in hindsight, I'm like, was I just very tired? Like, I don't know. I don't know. You know?

Sleep paralysis. Well, yeah, oh no, of course, sleep paralysis. I never had sleep paralysis and then I thought there was a tarantula on my wall, you know, this one. And Jack Allison got a tennis racket. You were made at the time. And then he was like, oh, you were having like a dream. Yeah, yeah.

But I never had sleep paralysis, but I have friends, Justin Kylie and Dan Tufo, like Dan Tufo had a sleep paralysis where there was an old lady at the floor. Oh, yeah. No, I used to have sleep paralysis. They used to be like a once a month thing for me. Now, thankfully it's you and Barbara Tune, but it's real fucking scary.

And yeah, I would often have, I could never see their face, but just a hulking figure at the foot of my bed, like looking at, like, they're really mean. It's scary. Yeah, that's roughly like that would happen, but also, I would be out at sleep. Are you sure you're not thinking about

that time I sent you off to get the doughboys down? That's what, you know what, that's what it was. I'm coming, I can't. No, but also a lot of times when I would have it, I would be like face down on my pillow. And so like, I couldn't move and I was face down and I couldn't feel like I could get air in my lungs and it was just totally immobile.

And so those times that was actually scarier than seeing. Also, you've been haunted by like food from the show like there was like a floating slice of pizza. Yeah. It's a big cheeseburger, full of gumbo. But with me from the buy you. Ha ha ha. Gator ghost is pretty fun. If you're ghost, then you can.

Gator ghost might be a fun. I'd be a fun. I think at least a sci-fi movie. Yeah, they should absolutely make Gator ghost. I was talking to a guy on the fucking picket line who was like involved with Sharknado. Wow. And he was like, we had no, like I was just at sci-fi time, we were getting the time, we were like, yeah, yeah, we were making this thing called Sharknado, we're not in any fucking idea. And this becomes a huge, like, maybe like seven of them.

I thought you were gonna say like, the guy we're talking about Sharknado is gonna be like, yeah, it's really not. Sharknado exists. I'm locked. We did not make that up. Yeah, we just filmed it. This is Jack and Henry. I'm curious because I do want to talk about your podcast and I do want to talk horror a little bit, but I'm curious. Just to go a little background of you specifically, like where are you from and do you have any favorite foods from growing up? So I'm from Maryland and I'm from a very, very small town in the middle of nowhere that's

on the Chesapeake Bay and the thing that Maryland is known for, which I didn't know growing up, wasn't ubiquitous everywhere is crabs. So eating a lot, I grew up eating a shit ton of crab and it's a really strange experience. Have you guys, do you guys have recrups? I think I have. Do you have recrups? Yeah, much less for me, New England, it's the lobster versus crab dynamic. Oh, I got it. But it's the same kind of thing. Like, you're getting this terrifying, hard-shelled, underwater spider,

but in front of you. And it's like a fun social activity too. Like, racquet, open, open, out its body. It's pretty, it's very cave fun social activity to like racket, open and pull out its body. It's pretty, it's very caveman-y. Yeah. We talked about this on the podcast, we used to like, you'd race lobsters and stuff. Like you get lobsters and like you'd like put them

on the floor and like they're running against each other. Well, time to boil them alive. Let's feel them, yeah. Lobsters are a different because we would never cook our own crabs. I mean, people certainly do that. But lobsters, I feel like you always were cooking them yourself. You'd be plopping the live thing in the pot.

And that's a very intense experience. That's far as... Now we usually get them cooked and then we heat them up because we don't want them. They feel bad. I mean, we still are killing that. Yeah, but it's tough to see it. Yeah. I like to think of the guys at Burke's see food, put them to sleep and then toss them in the pot.

What am I little so cold? And then, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Haven't tapped out. Yeah. Do you, so do you like crab or have you just eaten a lot of it? I do really like it. I still really like it. I love you like, like an old Bay person.

Like how do you have your crab? Yeah, love, love love old bay love melted butter I'm not a pro at Breaking them up open and kind of getting in there. Some people are I mean, it's a really a point of pride Some people don't need to use any kind of tools to do it. They do it all with their hands. Wow and they can you buy like Wow. And they can, you buy dozens of crabs and people can sit there for hours and just eat them and chat and drink beer.

And my first job when I was 14, I worked at a crab house, and I did that for three summers in a row, where my whole job was literally just like putting cardboard paper down on tables, watching people consume so much beer and just decimate a shit ton of crabs and then have to clean it all up afterwards. And that smell like lingers

with me and haunts me a little bit because I was very strong. But also I loved it. It was super fun. And I still go back to that same restaurant all the time. And it's where my rehearsal dinner was for my wedding. Yeah. Hey, that's very cool. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel like I have a I and also I kind of I'm I'm kind of a snob about it. I won't eat crabs except in my hometown. Wow. Wow. I love it. Yeah. You gotta be a little even when you know it, you gotta be a little snobby about it. Why not? I like it. You got to be a little, you know, when you know it, you got to be a little snobby about it, why not? I like it. I'm always a little like skeptical when I'm seeing crab cakes, you know, and like Indiana, like I don't know. Sure.

Um, here's something that ties the two things we're talking about together. You guys ever see crawl? So the alligator movie? Yeah. That's a scary one. We did crawl. We didn't want to be it. We didn't see it. We didn't haunted.

We didn't see it. We had to describe to us, but that's actually one of our early lost episodes, the audio got lost. It was like one of our first episodes, the audio got totally fucked up. And so we can never, it's like we already know what happened so that we can't re-record it. The whole thing is, so we know what happens in crawl, but can't nobody else know? There is hell. Did you guys say it was scary? I loved it what happens in crawl but can't nobody else know. Is how did you guys say it was scary.

I love it. I love crawl. I mean, we about to say something about crawl or you know about lost audio. It was more about lost audio. If you still have the fucked up files, I'd try to fix them for you. Wow. Oh my god. I mean, no problem.

No, I don't know if they do or not. I have no idea. It was so long ago. Loss of limbs is really bad for me. That's like my least favorite thing to happen in a scary movie. So there's some of that in crawl. I mean, that you got up. But so that that parts tough for me.

Yeah, yeah, that's there's some narrowly stuff. I love crawls. Do you ever see a crawl? Oh, you like to do one of your favorite. It was like, oh, it's cool. What are your favorites? Yeah, you like that a lot. Crawls good.

Do you both like horror movies? Or... So, Mitch Light, Mitch is more of the horror guy than me. I like, but I appreciate it. Nick makes like real life horror movies. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Remember like the scene with Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Way? I'm just, oh, right, right, right. That's kind of what he's got going on. Hey buddy.

Oh, fuck me, I fuck me. Was she a great big plum person? Yeah. We've done this exact thing before. We definitely did this bit. Let's, here's what we should do, because we got to talk about these dominoes' tots, because that's the order of the day. So let's take a break. We're going to come back.

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I do think we should keep talking about that. Between 9-11, somewhere in that range. We first reviewed Mitch, what was our biggest episode for like the first two years of the podcast, Domino's with Matt Walgreens, what is it? 10? Yeah, 10 views. 10 views. Well, you know. A little margin for error.

Matt Koalik reviewed it. The noise himself. The noise himself. We had the first ever Domino's pizza chef. You may remember on Dobley's devil, do a Quasarano. It was fascinating to conversation with him. We last reviewed it with Jamel Buie in 2020. And we can announce, Jamel will be joining us for our live show in Washington DC on Thursday, June 8th. So look for that. He'll be one of our guests. And also at one, Munch Mad madness, the tournament of champions, the slices right. We are we are Domino's fans and Both of y'all were like I don't want to say emphatic, but you were like excited about the idea of talking about Domino's

Domino's You're big Domino's fans. Yeah, especially like particularly in our friend group. We there was a stretch of time when he lived in LA We're like pretty much every time we would hang out, we would get to hominous be so. Wow. Every time. So it's like it's both something that it's

something we love, but I also like it like feels nice for me. Was it a childhood favorite of yours? Like what is the connection? It was not a childhood favorite of mine. I feel like Domino's Pizza East people are really bad. Do you guys remember when Domino's Pizza got good? Oh yeah.

No, they had a whole campaign. They had a whole campaign, they like changed their recipe, they changed, they got that the super garlicky buttery crust situation going on. Here's the thing. Natalie doesn't love the new sauce, by the way. Natalie, we always, we always, we've subbed the sauce. She thinks the new sauce is not as good as the old sauce. She goes original sauce.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you know what? I should try the original sauce and see how it stacks up. Here's, here's it. Can you? Oh yeah, no, they how it stacks up here's can you oh Yeah, they have it as an option. Oh great. I was like my guys gone. Yeah Call dominoes, but keep us the old We're old so we remember when dominoes was good the first time. That's right. Oh

I remember as a boy getting dominoes and dominoes being good. We were a pizza hut family or a rental pizza family. So are we. Yeah. I think I feel like pizza hut didn't deliver when I was younger. This is my thing. My dad so thrifty never got delivery. I don't think we got delivery once my entire time as a child. I don't remember getting much delivery. Either someone would go, yeah, pick it up.

Yeah. We were so far away from anything that no one would deliver to us, except for Domino's. Wow, there you go. Domino's was the only place that would deliver. And I would, I would fucking like stay home from school, like pretend to be sick, and then just like call Domino's for delivery.

That's great. And spend all the money I had on eating Domino's like alone in my living room with my cats. I mean, this sounds like Domino's. This sounds like looking to my childhood too, but did you ever do the thing where you put the thermometer against like a light? Oh, I was under, I would go under the sink.

Hot water under the sink, yeah. That's much smarter. I never did that. I did it to really never No, my mom was a nurse. She would I Well, my mom was a nurse and she was like you have like a hundred and twenty five I don't think it would do like a hundred and seven Things like hot water that was a hospital. Yeah, couldn't get that in. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I know was, I know it was, because I also can never read them, like old school thermometers I couldn't read. In fact, I don't know if I still could now.

Me, there. No, with the dots. With the lines, the glass with the little one of the thing goes like, do you know? Yeah, I feel like with like modern thermom, I think I would, I would, but you gotta have it in your mouth, right?

Like it's got to open your mouth or they get the ear ones too. You can't have that shit. You don't like the ear? No, I don't like the ear thermometer. Give me the ear. If I go see the doctor's office, I love the ear. Oh really?

Yeah, because it's fast, the fast read. Yeah. And I'm a mouth guy. And they don't have to put this like plastic thing over the thing and put in your mouth, you know? I don't know, we know you're a mouth guy. And the doctor, like, when you go on for an example, the doctor counts up your pubes as well, right? Quick pubes in the door.

If you're Dr. Nick. All right, so we had, so I'm curious with the two of y'all, you get together, you're gonna force yourselves to watch the conjuring or whatever to make it into content. You're ordering a Domino's Pizza. What's your typical order? Oh, good question. Ooh. Um, I honestly, I just love a cheese Domino's Pizza. I feel like we never really went big with toppings.

Just cheese and we would get the little bread bites, the little Parmesan bread bites. The thing that's absolutely key that you cannot, I personally cannot not have is the ranch. You gotta have the ranch. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't.

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I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I get both yeah, and you know what it's surprising that those tots didn't come with any dip and sauces those tots I mean are we gonna talk about the tots? The tops my god as a I said true Domino's fan. I I'm let down I

Look I have a lot of thoughts here. I'm gonna say this I remember when Domino's had like was first started doing sides Why I was well do you remember two I think you'll remember this? Gotta be gotta be. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Buffalo wing. Remember that. That was the one. Domino's have Buffalo wings. Then they went into like bread.

I think maybe they had breadsticks at that point, like just like kind of plain breadsticks, but cheesy bread. I always get cheesy bread. I like the cheesy bread. The cheesy bread is fucking good. Cheesy bread is really good. And for me, I'll usually do, I'll either do a pan pizza,

which is like their pizza hot version of pizza, or a thin crust pizza. I never do, I do one of those two. They have that thin crust veggie one. We would always get that too, that thin crust like meditry veggie. Oh yeah, that thin crust is good. Yeah, that one's good.

And now, so I'll do either thin crust or pan and then I'll do half pepperoni and green pepper, half sausage and onion, that's what I do. You know what I, you know, it's a good one, I, we get there pretty regularly. We usually do a thin crust, but we'll also do one of the five burrows, a Brooklyn style, which was a promotion one they brought out

and they've kind of kept on the menu. I think people forget a Brooklyn style. Brooklyn style is great. What do we got? What's going on with that? It's like a little dinner. Yeah, it's kind of like a midpoint between their regular, their default crust

and then the thin crust. So, and it's like. It's like Brooklyn you gotta get dominoes. So, just like you're in New York. Yeah, my husband is a New Yorker and he really looks down upon my love of Domino's. He's a real... I know. He used to suggest, and I'll never forgive him.

Okay, guys, oh god, I've eaten so much Domino's in my life because it's also my main number one drunk food. Wow. They're open late usually. And so when I was in LA, there was a dominoes at the bottom of my hill where I lived and they had a takeout window. The store would close, but the window would stay open till super late. And there were many a nights where I would have my Uber

just drop me off right at that dominoes and I would pick up my pizza and then walk up the hill. Which was a serious hill. That's like that's how much you wanted the dominoes. That is not an easy hill to do at the end of the day. Oh, yeah. And Tim, my husband would always be like, oh, I don't want dominoes. No, I don't want any.

No, no, no. You better believe I'm getting a large dominoes pizza because he is eating half of that. No matter how much he protests. You can't have dominoes in your presence and not want to eat it. Yeah, that's very half of that. No matter how much he protests. Yes, you can't have dominance here presence and not wanna eat it. Yeah, that's very hard to. It's, come on. I mean, we got pizzas with the tots today.

You didn't say me when I ate. I really, I was like, you should, yeah, I didn't do it and it was a mistake. Yeah, I mean, that's why it's hard to review just the, are we just reviewing the tots? I think we're talking tots today. I mean, we can talk for a general fork score for Domino's, but I think the order of the day is these new tots,

which are a thing they're really pushing. And part of their marketing is they're like, oh, fries don't deliver, but you know what delivers well is tots, which makes me want to get everyone's opinions on tots in general. Because I feel like we're kind of like tots. Are you hot to tots? Are you hot to tots for a long time?

I mean, they were like, it was just like a school lunch thing or it was like a frozen bag thing. And then they're like, it felt like they started showing up at Gastropub's and then back in the school's restaurant again. I really do like to see tots are having a moment. They're having a moment, yeah.

Yeah. I like them, but then I also feel like so many, like it does annoy me when people are like, I actually like tots the most. So I'm like, shut up. I also feel like so many people, like it does annoy me when people are like, I actually like tots the most. I'm like, shut up. I'm fucking doughboys listening to that. I'm just gonna shut up. You're fucking, yeah, you are.

I think the tots taste better than fries. I think the doughboys should review tots. Yeah, the fuck off. Fries are better, look, I'm gonna say it. Fries are better than tots. I'm sorry. I like fries better than tots, but I like tots. I like fries better than tots as well.

Tots are just like tots, I don't know, I mean, I guess they're close to breakfast. I was gonna say tots are like hash brownie and you're wearing like tots is in a breakfast burrito. In that, that's better than a fry is a taught in a breakfast burrito because it's kind of, it smushes and it's more salt per surface area. Breakfast burrito, yes, but California burrito

That can be yeah the California burrito's getting our talking fries When you get your thoughts thoughts thoughts aren't bad. I don't want to get people mad thoughts aren't bad The do boys think toucher bad Kick this shit fucking pun you Oh, um, kick this shit. I didn't fucking punt you. I know we mad at our listeners. Sorry. He's this fake listener. Okay, go ahead. Um, I feel pretty middle of the road on tots, but I will agree that they're absolutely having a moment. I was at a bar a couple

of weekends ago that has that's like a cool trendy bar in New York that has a small bites menu and half of their small bites menu is loaded tots. Like there's different varieties of tots with like a Mediterranean spin, like a Shorma Tott. Oh, that's right. A Shorma Tott. I think that people have come to the conclusion, we can put whatever the fuck we want on these tots. And like, it doesn't matter. There's no boundaries here.

It's like a top place that's Stefan would describe. Yeah. The hottest club in New York is Tom. It is. It's a top. I'm never thinking, certainly if I'm going for tots, I'm not thinking I want to put a bunch of stuff on them. That's like an interesting thing that that's,

I don't think, well, these are a perfect conveyer for other things. They're round, they're round. So how are they holding things? Yeah, just the lindrical form, that's right. I think that's a great point. I think it's not, I think honestly, I think fries are better for you.

Fries are so too. But because tots are having a moment, as you both did, we're saying, I think that's a big difference. I got a page for it being the base for these. Long tots, they're like fries, but they're tots. They're like the, Duncan known it's hash browns, the big black guys.

But you know what, but like a fries, like a cylindrical long-boiled. Like when Birkin did chicken fries? Top fries. 100%, that way you're thinking that like that sort of girth? No, I mean, you also made a hand motion. They would be flimsy probably, you know.

A tot is a softer. You think like you're thinking that girth? You think no, like this. Oh, good. Yeah, oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Yeah, no, I think I'm more like, oh, I like something like that. Small guy.

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And then also the Philly Cheesesteak loaded tots, which is tots with slices of steak, creamy alfredo sauce, fresh onions, fresh green peppers, and a blend of cheese made with mozzarella and cheddar. So yeah, Philly Cheesesteak, cheddar, melty, three cheese, those are your options. We tried all three. Yeah. Who first just say, and I think this was Emily, this was your observation, a pretty poultry portion.

Considering you're coming in a big bread stick box, you just get to kind of like, they're just kind of clustered in the middle, the little softball size portion. So small in that box. Yeah. If they had a smaller box, we wouldn't be talking about it. But the box, the box to top ratio is off. A lot more box and top or box and top. And so, and I, and I also said, especially for something that's like, they're talking

about like loaded tots, like check out this, this is awesome. Very few toppings I thought. There were a lot of tots and they were just simply tots. 100%. A lot of thought they were a lot of tots and they were just simply tots 100% a lot of bear not a lot of tots and a lot of bear tots Was that your experience? And there was that our particular dominoes no no it was my experience when I opened the box I was I was shocked and I shouldn't have been at the taught box ratio I'm at the taught to box ratio at the exact same reaction because also when you order online They give a very enticing photo. Of course, is that what always is with fast food? But nonetheless, I'm always

tricked. I think it looks very different in the photo online than when you open it up and it's like, whoa. It's different. Have you guys ever had the chicken, like the chicken bites or whatever they are there? Yeah, it had those with the toppings on top of them. They basically do the same thing. It is, I'll have a little spoiler about my thoughts on a better version of the tots. Like they'll put the buffalo sauce on there with blue cheese and then like, it just works better with those little nuggets

than it does for the tots. I'll agree with you, but I'd still rather have wings. And I think that's the issue with both of these is that if I would want, if I would want. I think Domino's wings are pretty decent. Ellie and I both like them the issue with both of these is that domino's wings if I would want if I would want I think domino's wings are pretty decent. Ali and I like them. Maybe they got better. I look I'll say this yeah to quote the godfather Alfredo you broke my heart Oh, fuck it shit. I think I guess have a hard out. So let's just. I

Radio you broke my heart Alfredo. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I saw I think he missed it. She was dying over there. That's look. They were, those ones were kind of, I thought they were like, if these are like your base, no meat ones, they kind of, they kind of just suck. Yeah. These these tots weren't hot. These these were not, they, the tots weren't hot. No. No, I was so sad. I wanted them to be hot and they weren't.

I got the cheddar bacon ones and I wanted the garlic parmesan to be branched because that's of course all of them. That honestly would have been better. I also was so confused about why Alfredo sauce on all of these versions of strange. Also the drizzle, I guess the drizzle probably they photographed better, but I just want a dipping sauce. That's all I want to do. Let me dip it. Yes, completely covered in top eight.

Give us a dipping sauce. Fill the box. If you have to get a smaller box, get a smaller box. I just, especially given that, yeah, this is like a big promotional thing. They did not invest in this. Well, because also to your point, yeah. Do you remember that sandwich song?

Like, you got a dip, you got a doodle. Yeah, I know this is dip in. Yeah, that's fucking good. I just remember it because you, do you remember a reply, a reply all email from like 10 years ago, and you got mad. I don't remember what it was, but you replied all to everyone.

Hanford dip doodle these motherfuckers. And then Hanford replied all with a link to the dip doodle video. You remember that? No, that's great. I hope that it was like a fuck, I hope it was like a professional email that we were all on to. You doodifully knew exactly what you wanted. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Like give me more of them. And that's like you're a dominoes. You have so much cheese. Yes. Like, that's your most of your money. Oh, you got cheese on hand. Just throw some cheese on those. Yeah, I was pretty disappointed by all these.

Look, I'm trying so hard not to eat red meat. If there's something that we get for the podcast, it's otherwise gonna be thrown in the trash. I will have some and that was the case for the cheddar bacon loaded tots, which I think were probably, you know, one of the few times in recent years, I've had any bacon taste extremely good still,

but that was the only, that was the only saving thing of this particular, Betty, I mean, it's just like, okay, you threw bacon on it, bacon tastes good. What are we doing here? Like that's like, I don't know, it feels like a cheat and it doesn't feel like I have any reason to get this.

The Philly Cheese Steak felt like kind of, it's kinda ungapachka, it's just like, you got too much going on. I don't eat all this shit. I don't know why am I eating tauts with the cheese steak on top of it. Like oven baked, by the way. They are oven baked.

I don't think dominoes have deep friars. I don't know what they do. I weirdly think my favorite were the three cheese loaded tots just because they were kind of like, I could at least see myself maybe having these again in some context if I really wanted a tater tots. Yeah.

Because the other ones were like, they're kind of that midpoint between an appetizer and a meal and it just seems kind of pointless. I don't know, what did you think, Mitch? Do you have a favorite, do you have a pick a pan? You know what I think, Wax? I think you should fucking heal up, email Dominoes and dip doodles, mother fuckers.

It's fucking ridiculous. I love Dominoes. I love Dominoes. I love Dominoes. I love Domino's and dip doodles motherfuckers, this fucking ridiculous. Look, I love Domino's. I love Domino's. We all love Domino's. That's why they can hurt you. Wow. Cause you love them. Wow.

This is just, this is, this to me is like in like the sandwich, like when it's like Domino's is doing sandwiches. Do you do sandwiches? Or like the past is, you know, like the past is, maybe better. Nobody's asking for that. We see that. I think they're trying to be like, you know, like, the past is maybe better. Nobody's asking for that. Yeah. I think they're trying to be like, we do,

I mean, this is the issue with every place in the world now. Is that like, we got to increase profits. We're gonna become an everything brand. Yeah. Don't become an everything brand. I just can't fathom that these tots are gonna increase their profits. It's like, Jamba juice became Jamba. That's true.

They've like, food. They drop the juice. They drop the juice. Yeah. Oh, sure Or a wager at a meeting with Netflix. It was coffee technically, but We had a meeting at Netflix during the Writers' Strike We were here to scab, we'll scab We were here to scab, we'll scab. I'm going to scab. Um, I, this is just to me is just, I don't even think that they're like that bad or whatever and maybe if you have like a, they're not that bad. They're thoroughly unremarkable though.

Yeah, they're just so unnecessary. They're unnecessary. They're unnecessary. They're so unnecessary. I just don't know how long they're going to stick around? Like when they release a specialty item like this, I usually ignore it because they usually go to my go-to's. How long are these tots even going to be on the menu? Is my question?

Because it feels to me like no one's going to really be ordering these. I look. They're really focused on them right now. They still have sandwiches. They still have pasta. They have not discontinued those. I'm looking at the chicken menu right now and they still have the specialty chicken that Mitch was talking about. So maybe it's it's cost effective enough

for them to just keep the tots on hand. It's our having a moment. Maybe I'll try to get it on the bussy talks, you know, and I could see. But it is a top moment. I happen to like, yes. Yeah. But as a yeah, fucking kids, But as in, yeah, fucking kids. Fucking kids.

Fucking kids. Fucking kids. Right, I forget that fast food is for kids. Like that's right. Oh, right. Children. Not grown adult. Interesting.

It's for birthday parties. Kids. Don't you think, don't you think, don't you think, I feel like that's like if you're having a party and you get some tots, sure, maybe people will be happy to have them. Are there multiple size options of these tots, or is it just the one size order? I get you to that. Because that is not a party size.

Yeah, this is a good point. You'd have to get like, they're one size. You'd have to get like seven orders of them. And then, and then also you'd have to put them on like a, you'd have to replay them. You absolutely would. This is for like two people to share. It's not a big deal. Seven of those, but you're filling up

your fucking recycle bin. What are we doing? Anyway. Are there customizable at all? Can you change things, Athens? That is a great question. Yeah, you can, I mean, to some degree, you can't like, I've got it open right now.

You can like change how much cheddar cheese blend you want, you know, if you want more or less, or if you want to hold it, but you can't just like add pepperoni or jalapeno. Yeah, I'm able to customize them a little bit, I think. That's a great point. And that would make it more fun. Yeah, if you could make it like a pizza tauts, you know,

like, okay, I'm gonna throw all my favorite pizza toppings and see other's taste. Yeah, I'm gonna throw all, I'll throw on all of my favorite pizza toppings and see how this tastes. Yeah, I still wouldn't be that excited. I know, I still just get pizza probably. But some top freaks, maybe. So yeah, that's true. Also, you,

tots have had their mom for like a decade now, right? At least. I really feel like recently, I don't even see them on many, just like, do you want fries or tots in a situation where before it would just be like, this sandwich comes with fries. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I think they're becoming even more ubiquitous.

They were starting to reemerge your right a decade plus ago, but I think now they're just like, yeah, they're fucking everywhere. Fucking Biden, man. What's up? What's up? Fucking Biden. Fucking Biden. Fucking Biden.

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but I still think we should give our overall dominoes thought, because we have a lot of dominoes experience, uh, in this particular record. And I don't think Domino's at large should be punished with the stain of just this, much like the mozzarella stain on which is armchair, should be stained with just the tots. Because there's more to this company than that.

And they should feel free to try things. I want them to push their creativity. You know, it's like this one didn't work, but maybe the next one will. That's what you like. It's a real estate. He did. Yeah, I heard that too.

Marinara, Marinara, I'm going to say Marinara is staying in mozzarella in the brain. Emma, can you just fix in the, just like put in me saying Marinara over mozzarella and add it? Yeah, sure. Why not? Okay, great. Thanks.

Yeah. Do like a chat, GBT of Wager, saying. Yeah, I'll move it all into, I'll have an AI say. They're in mayor rock. Okay, perfect. Perfect. So, here's what, how this will work. We'll each go around. We'll give our closing arguments, if you will, on dominoes and on the tots, and they

will end up by giving a score from zero to five forks. Now, I think we do two scores. One score for the tauts and one score for dominoes. So you get like, you know, whatever, whatever your taut score, for a domino score and it's both out of zero to five forks. Henley, let's start with you. Oh, I get to start. Okay, great.

Five forks is the best, right? Yeah, five forks the best. Obviously, okay, I just wanted to triple confirm that. So I guess I will start with my feelings about the tots generally, which was unfortunately, I'm gonna give them a one. I was not a one. One for one.

No. I really was not a fan of anything really happening on my tats. I really wanted to be. I went in with an open mind and an open heart because I have strong feelings about dominoes in general, which I'll get to in a second. But the tattoo box ratio, as Emily discussed, also shocked me, shook me a little bit to my core. The garlic Parmesan kind of drizzle was like few and far between and like not really enough to satiate my need for a sauce.

And the cheddar and the bacon was good. The bacon was fine. It's hard to screw up bacon though, I guess. Yeah. Right. That's about Barry from Sandwich of History. He's like a lot of times like bacon is like a cheat. A cheat? Yeah. Yeah.

It's a cheat. So, but then, so, but Domino's, I give a five out of five. Wow. I love Domino's. Five forker. Five forker. I mean, I get it. I've gone five forks for Domino's for.

One fork flop for the tots, but a five fork rave for the chain in general. How about that? I have a long, long loyalty to Domino's. And I have been, I've been a huge fan my whole life. And it's seen me through so many phases and I just don't know you know when we moved to New York. I saw there was a dominoes right down the street and I was like God So I yeah, I feel like now in the future. I've got to plan my moves around making sure it's in walking distance to a dominoes

Because I haven't had to live without one for so long. But anyway, yeah, strong feelings about domino's, but unfortunately, the tots are miss for me. Wow. One fork for the tots, five forks for the chain. Emily, your thoughts, your fork scores. Okay. I, um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give the tots two forks. Really didn't enjoy them, but I was so nervous about them that I can go up from a one. I thought I was going to have any feelings. I really thought I would feel like very sick from these tots.

And I didn't, but I would not get them again. I would not recommend them. But, you know, again, I support the effort, and I would love for them to continue thinking. What's next for Domino's? Yeah, exactly. So I'm going to give them the two forks for the tots, and for Domino's itself, I'm gonna give five forks. Wow.

And here's the thing, I'm gonna give Domino's five out of five forks for Domino's. Like, is it a five fork against any other restaurant? You're only judging Domino's against Domino's. For me, if I want Domino, nothing else is going to hit that. If I want dominos, it's only dominos and dominos is going to be exactly perfect. We've talked about this before. It's that sort of thing of, I'm in the mood for pizza or I'm in the mood for

dominos. Exactly. And when I want dominos, dominos is exactly right. I'm going to ask him to crash that it. And it's five forks. It's five for is exactly right. Not the most can scratch that it, she's for Domino's. And it's five forks, it's five forks for me. Five forks, wow. Yeah. Look, I think Domino's is five forks for me too, I think. Wow, I think as far as it does,

it does what it's supposed to do. Yeah, it's Joe. It's, you know, the app, the app is great. App is great, the little pizza tracker, love that thing. Pizza tracker, it's fun. You get the name. The little pizza tracker. Love that thing. The pizza tracker. It's fun. You get the name of your person making your pizza. Personal touch.

It's, you know, the noid. We like the noid. There's a lot of things we like about Domino's. I don't care for the noid. Yeah, I get, you know what he disrespects pizzas. That is, that is a noid. No, thank you. The noid is also one of those 9-11 celebrities.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. is a no thank you. The noise is also one of those 9-11 celebrities. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Um, what have gone down differently if he's on that plane? Hahaha. He's just giant stamper on the terrace. Hahaha. Put a pogo stick to someone out of the cockpit.

Hahaha. Hahaha. Um, I, I love Domino's when I want it, I want it. 100%. Yeah. The tots, I'm, we're going handholding club and here. I'm doing, I'm too forker. That's a too forker for me.

It's just is, it's another one of these like, you know, the, the, the, the domino's laboratory. They're going a little too. Sometimes it's your classic, some stuff works. I mean, the cheesy bread is great. Oh, the cheesy bread. We love the cheesy bread. And I think they're buffalo offerings or the wise, you like the wings and I like the nuggets.

What about their desserts? Do you guys like their desserts? I think the desserts are even okay. I don't think they're bad because it's like, oh, cool, I like a place like offers. You can get like a lava cake if you want one for sure. I think the lava cakes, the winner, I think the, but I'm never going to get those.

I can't ignore those. Unless I'm trying it for the podcast and the like the cookie brownie they have is like, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, you're right.

But look, all of those things are better than the tops. Yeah. So, wow, so this place dominoes, which won the tournament of champions, the slices right, which is one of our more revered chains is on the cuss with re-entering the platinum plate club. And it falls to me. My fork score is going to determine whether it enters those howl-load halls or means of the outside looking in.

Sick with power. Wow. What I am going to say is that we are in hand-oning club when it comes to the tauts because I think the tauts are a two-forker. Honestly, maybe a ballpark buds. I think they're one fork two times, they're 1.5 forks. Cause they weren't, they didn't have a great Christmas to them. They didn't have enough toppings, we didn't have enough, there weren't enough tots. I think they were kind of cold, which is on us. Little cold, yeah, but, but,

but that wasn't the biggest problem. That wasn't the biggest issue. Okay, very, I was thoroughly underwhelmed by the tots, not that I was excited to have them, but. Also, what is Domino's like, we did, you got tauts and it's like, I have no one care. We didn't want this. I just don't think anybody was asking for it.

I really don't think this was requested by anyone. Absolutely not. When's the last time they added something and everyone was like, oh yeah, okay. Yeah. I don't know, I mean like like when did they add that cheesy bread? Yeah. Yes.

But that just basically pizza. It's true. So maybe they just should, I don't know. I mean, I guess any chain that experiments, they are always trying new promotions to get people to, to try long time. We do want them to try long time. We do.

And there's a song at the end. We got a jingle. So. I think if they could perfect a dessert, if they could perfect a cookie, just a really good cookie, it feels like they could do that because the chocolate, the chocolate chip

cookie brownie mix is brownie combo. Yeah. As good as it could be. Doesn't really work. The mall, I don't really want to eat a molten lava cake all the time, but I will eat a

not all the time. And not all the time. But if I, they had a really good. I would, I would be getting that time. Not all the time, but if I, they had a really good cookie. Good to see you on that. I would be getting that cookie every time I got pizza. You know, why not? I'll throw you a cookie.

Are you talking, Henley? Do you mean like, are we talking, we're not talking like a pizza-shaped cookie. Pizza-sized cookie, we're talking like a just a regular cookie, like a good oven baked cookie. So, okay. If I'm buying the cookie all the time, it's gonna be a single serve for one cookie, but there's potential here for them to really corner the cookie cake market. I know what I'm thinking.

I'm thinking of cookie the shape and size of the cheesy bread. A long cookie. A long, long cookie. A long cookie. All right. All right. Like a big rectangle cookie. So it's like the same concept about pizza cookie,

but in the cheesy bread box. And then everyone at a party could like grab a little slice big rectangle cookie. So it's like the same concept about pizza cookie, but in the cheesy bread box. And then everyone at a party could like grab a little slice of the cookie. Take a little slice of the cookie box. That's fine. I like that. That's fine. I would do that.

Wow. I think the four, I think the tots are 1.5 forks. The chain. Oh boy. Here we go. I mean, it's about the pizza, right? That's why you go to Domino's. That's why you go to Domino's. That's why you go to Domino's.

Yeah. And I'll also say, I like the wings. I think they do good wings. I know they're not known for their wings. I know their wings can be polarizing, but for me, they're absolutely working. And if I'm getting some pies from there, we're going to tack on some wings. We're not going to tack on loaded tots. We're not going to tack on any pasta or sandwiches.

All that other bullshit. We don't need the road on loaded tots. We're not going to tack on any poster sandwiches. All that other bullshit. We don't need the road. Get the fuck out of here. But if we're talking about Domino's pizza, and again, Mitch, another chain, old Ashahn Parker dropped the pizza. It's just Domino's, but Domino's pizza. That's why you fucking go there. Yeah. I think this absolutely is a five fork chain. So you know what Domino's welcome back to the platinum plate club. Wow. Wow.

After such a bad outing with the tots. The tots, so the tots maybe crystallized what I like about this show. Yeah, yeah. Because everything else, you know what? We had thin crust pieces that you didn't get to show again. I didn't.

But it was great. It was fucking great. We fucking had, we loved it. I got, yeah. I got mozzarella on my chair. We were having, we are in a blast with it. Yeah. So I say it a lot of it.

That's eight most of it. Because sitting where Emily is. My share, I think is what he hate my share. He was sitting where you were. So your lucky sus and you share of the tots as well. If he'd stuck around, he would have. Yeah. There were so many crumbs and so much trash in your chair.

And he'd twin sets your left. And when Susser left. But no stains. Mm, I mean, I'm the one who got Mariner on the CD but Suss famously spilled ranch on my couch. That's right. Is that my nose ranch? No, I would have fucking slipped it off. That's gonna say, you know, off the couch.

I also want to note that we made this whole conversation. We didn't talk about Papa John's. Didn't even get mentioned. And I feel like growing up, it was the Papa John's Domino's rivalry was huge front center. And interesting. Do you guys not feel that way? Maybe that was just I feel more it was more of a pizza hut Domino's rivalry in. Okay.

Again, we are we're a little older though. That's we yeah, this is like, yeah. But I had a Papa John's face. I had a Papa John's face because they had the garlic sauce first. They had it first. They had the pepper and chienes and they had great coupons. I really like how the pepper and chienes were so good. And the cheese on a Papa John's pizza at least at a time

was like four times as thick as the crust. And I fucking loved that really like that. Really. I know you don't like the noise. The CEO really like his. I can say. Yeah. Papa John himself.

Papa John. Yeah. Let's talk about Papa John. When you said I had a Papa John's face, I thought you meant like that drunk video. Yeah. You were Papa John. Yeah. That's what I want. Papa John's face. I don't were Papa John. Yeah. That's what I'm

about. I don't want to think about it. I like to okay for like a year or two in college. I was like, Oh, this is cool. You can. People still defend it. Some people still like it. I know. So people like it. Oh, well, hey, that was our review of Domino's. It's time for a segment. Mitch and our guest have a food related quote from a movie. Wow. And must guess which word completes the sentence?

It's time for, Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. Did you name this or did it a Meal? A Mealia named it. A Mealia, what the fuck? Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank.

Meal in the flank. What the fuck, what? What? Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. What the fuck, what? Meal in the flank. You eat shit. Meal in the flank. Food related quote from a movie, or spoken by a famous person. My brain is broken because I don't place it.

What is, complete the sentence. Explain the pun here. A human brain in a murder of food item. It's a food word that completes the sentence. Yes. So it's a movie, it's a famous quote, and there is a word that is a food that completes the sentence. Can you explain the pun,

my brain is broken, I'm so tired. I think it's a pun off of meal in the bank. I think it's fill in the blank. Fill in the blank. Oh my, oh, meal in the blank. Oh, me, in the flank. Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. What the fuck, Amelia? That's insane. Maybe fill up in the flank. Feel in the blank. Meal in the flank. That's what it is. Feel in the blank. Feel in the flank. Bill, I, the issue is me all filling in for Phil. Me all in the, me all in the bank.

This made me feel a thousand times more insane. Me all in the blank. I feel fucking crazy. Just, let's start. Okay, we're gonna play, we're gonna play the game. Me all in the flank. Me all in the flank. Well, you can ring in by saying your name.

Yeah, ring in by saying your name. Okay, first one. This first one's a gimmie. By the way, wait, wait, wait, real quick. I do want it. Can you tell us about your podcast real quick? Because it is a movie podcast. You are talking about movies.

It is a movie podcast. Yes, it is a horror movie recap podcast. Each week we cover a new scary movie and we just truly tell you what happens in it. So it's for people who, even if you love horror movies great, if you're the kind of person who reads Wikipedia summaries of movies like Henley and I both have done many times,

it's just to take that out for you. You'll have it described to you storytelling, but scary and sometimes fucking awful. But that's what it is. Wow. What, can you guys name like some of your scariest that you've watched for you personally? What do you think is some of the scariest?

You guys, it seemed like you didn't think extra-sister was that scary when I said exorcist. Well, we haven't watched most of them. Oh, okay. Yeah, we've only heard about most of them. So sometimes hearing about it is a lot. Sure. Worst than some, but better for others, you know.

Oh, really? Well, there's so many different brands of scary. So if you're going for like demon possession scary, then you know, there's all the Conjuring movies, which we've had our guest Betsy Siddharro, who's a horror correspondent. They're Conjuring expert. Yeah, she's our Conjuring expert. Yeah, they do a job with the.

But you don't usually get too scared with those. The ones that I really find terrifying are the ones that are more like interpersonal real like could happen. Um, like a funny game. We fucking say, hey, funny games. Just gonna say funny games. That's the top one that's top of mine for me because oh god, it combines, it combines the worst possible thing of like people being evil, but then also putting someone in such an uncomfortable social situation. That was maybe the most uncomfortable to even hear about. We were both just like desperately wanting it to end. But also so curious, I want to know, I mean, that's why we do it is because we desperately want to know what happens in all of these movies. Also just just ironic to bring up funny games

as we get back to the segment. A very funny game. Yeah. Can I guess? Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank is a segment. The can I ask is what this episode is coming out at the end. Amelia, I'll mad at you for the first time ever.

Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. Emma, text Emilia and ask her what the fuck she's talking about. I think it is fill in the blank. Meal in the flank. Meal in the flank. I do have another question because this episode is coming out at the end of May and we, the doughboys at the end of a series we did on our Patreon, Mank, which is the films

of The Finch Man, David Fincher. David Fincher directs some particularly horrific and disturbing movies. Have you ever, do you like, do you love Definchman? Do you ever watch, do you like, have you seen like a seven, for instance? We've covered seven, I was gonna say, I think that might be our only Fincher

that we've covered on the podcast. Social network might be scarier. And the social network is really scary. It's fucking. And we do Gone Girl, too. That was David Fincher. Yeah, we did do Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl.

We love Gone Girl. Yeah, that was great. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl.

We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love Gone Girl. We love in the flying. Sure. Sure. He did Brodie aqua X. We talked about the Brodie Yeah, Brodie X good. Brad was me. We were playing Gen X of Arvital 4 AM together last night. He did my Hunter the series. That's right. My notter. Yeah. Yeah, we haven't we want to talk about more. I think that would be a good one for us to do is like a bonus series potentially on our on our Patreon because sometimes we like to do TV series Yes, yes, but that's better fit for like bonus episodes definitely huge fan of David Fincher

But very well you loved a Finchman do you do every every time you've done some older movies? If you don't like yeah, so we're going up for... No, not for two. You're too much of a notch for us, you actually. Yeah, that'd be pretty fun. So we've done a lot of the classics. I believe they've been favorite. Done a lot of the classics. The Omen.

The Omen. The Omen. Oh, you're talking about the train coming to the screen. That's why that's the why ultimate scary movie. Absolutely. Train pulls in the station. I do. Jesus forget the fuck out of here. Good.

Good. Do you think you know they talk about how people like in the they're like people like ran out of the thing? I think there were people in the theater like, all right. Calm down everybody. Yeah, I think there are some people like fucking it is. You were here before the movie started and it was a wall.

Haha. Um, okay, so let's play me let's play me on the flag. Okay, great. Oh, and by the way, you speak to a mind hunter. We covered mind hunter at the end of of bank with Emma, Emma who's seen all of mind hunter twice. Right. A mind hunter free. Oh, I love it. I actually we watched the pilot for our episode and I have since watched the next two episodes while walking around.

It's like it's made it like it helps you in, damn. Good, what do you like about it? What is it that cooks here? I don't know if it's something about just like the way I was saying this on the episode, like the way they talk to each other, the like psychology of it all and like just the whole concept of figuring out serial killers,

like deciding that term and like figuring out the concept of that, just fascinating to me for some reason. I kinda like helps her with her job, because there's people who are too good for her. The people who are my understanding, I'm sure it's creepy that my boss is totally normal. All right, here we go, meal on the flank.

Meal on the flank. Buzz in with your name, for meal on the flank. Okay. Here's the flank. First quote in the flag. Buzz in with your name for me. All in the flag. Okay. Here's the quote. A blank shaken, not stirred. Mitch. I heard Mitch first. Martini. That's correct. And this particular quote is from Sean Connery as James Bond in Gold Finger. Nice. I love gold. That's gold finger. Gold finger is just like gold member. Yeah. All right, Mitch, Mitch is on the board with one. I don't know what awesome power is back in the day. That's Bill. Did I do that on this episode or was that last episode? No, it was last episode

episode. I'm on my mind. You're doing great. You're doing great. All right, Mitch has one. A next one. This is a Mitch Hedberg joke. Oh, the fuck? A blank is like a pancake with a syrup trap. M-L-L.

I heard M-L-L. Wow. Yeah. The answer is waffle. You are on the board. You each have one. All right, next up. Hey, speaking of the Dafinch man and speaking of Gone Girl.

Mm-hmm. All right, here's an exchange between Ben Affleck and Rosemund Pike. Rosemund Pike's character, Amy. They already relieved me of my artisanal blank platter. Nick, Ben Affleck's character. Finally, someone tells me how to pronounce that word. Amy, blank, Nick, yes, blank.

All I heard was blank and my brain is like, what, there's the conversation happening? I'll give the first, I'll give the first thing again. The first line again, because this is Amy. They already relieved me of my artisanal blank platter. It's the same word in all of these. So artisanal blank platter. Char's the same word in all of these. So artisanal blank. Charcuterie, Mitch, Charcuterie. I mean, I don't know.

Not Charcuterie. I mean, a Charcuterie breakfast platter doesn't make sense, but I just didn't know. I forget. It doesn't have breakfast. I was just like the same breakfast. Got breakfast on the brain. Hungry? I think the tots made me think of breakfast. I'm out of my mind. Yeah, you hungry. I think the tots made me think of breakfast. I'm out of my mind. I'm fucking, I haven't slept at all this week.

My art, he's my art. Oh, the waffles, that's what it was. My, oh waffles, yep. Thank you. My artisanal blank platter. Blank platter, and there's something to do with how it's pronounced. Finally, someone tells me I had a pronounced that word. Blank, yes, blank.

Oh, that he's probably making a joke about our, I'm trying to think of what's the word that's goes with our Tisinal that's hard to pronounce. I think he's I don't I just watched this movie not a couple months ago. And I was on the right track. Oh, she's making it. I think I know what it is now. But I can't say it again. I'm out. I'm just qualified. Emily Henley want to. Oh, no. I can't say it again. I'm out. I'm just qualified. Emily, Emily, I want to take that. Oh, no.

Wait, what did you say? I'm not saying that. I think you're, I think you're very, I think you're very close. Uh-huh. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Can I give a hint? I think of what it is. Artisanal blank platter.

Blank? Yes, blank. It's going to feel so obvious as soon as we find out what it is. Is it something that No, no, I won't say because it's gonna give it away Is it charcootery related would you find it on a charcootery? 100% one might say that yes, it might be something dominoes as a lot Emily Mm-hmm cheese not cheese

I thought it was cheese. Yeah, I know. But that's not hard to pronounce. I don't know if that's a joke. Well, that's a joke. That's a joke, yeah. Oh, oh, I see. Yeah, see where you're in the right track.

You're in the right track, but it's just not cheese. Which is not cheese. And they want to take guess. Meat. Oh, I'm out. It is meat. Right. Meat. Right. Our kids are all meat. To be sure Domino's does have a It is meat. All right. Meat, all right. Our kids are all meat too.

To be fair, Domino's does have a lot of meat. Yeah, but the clue was cheese. I know. He also has a lot of meat, been aflick. That's a hum that's not true. Jesus. We do have a heart out. That fucking, that box, like put the fucking tots in. All right, next up.

This is from Silence of the Lambs. Have you covered Silence of Lions? All right, here we go. I love that movie. All right, here we go. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some blank. Mitch.

Nice keyanti, Mitch. Fava beans. It is Fava beans. Classic line. You have two. I will say, I guess have one of these. Lately, my partner, Joel, has been really into making is phababines. Classic line. You have two. I will say. I guess have one a piece. Lately, my partner, Joel, has been really into making a phababine pasta.

Wow. And you know, it's great. Just want to say, it's my first real experience with phababines. We eat it all the time now. So big, recommend. You make a sauce with it. You make a sauce with a phababines. It's not a phababines base for pasta.

Some, no. It's pasta, real pasta. Got it. And then you sort of puree some phab, no, it's pasta, real pasta. Got it. And then you sort of puree some Fava beans with, you know, some other, he does it. Don't invite Hannibal over whatever you do. Because he's gonna add something else to many. Yeah, it's true.

All right. Next to you. If you set a Hannibal, you can come up for dinner like, and I want you to make something, but don't, you can't cook human up and serve it to me. Do you think he would listen to you? No. No, he'd sneak some human in there.

I'll just go fuck her for dinner. Don't do that at all. Fuck her. I don't know what you're like. I want you to come over. I like, I want to tell you we're interested. You're seeing it. He's an interesting guy.

He's an interesting guy. I like everything else about you. He's like, I just want to talk about that. Separate art from artists. Sort of. Yeah. That's kind of. All right, next up.

Okay. This is a Samuel Jackson line from Pulp Fiction. I heard what were you saying? No, just that Hannibal Lecter was like, when Army Hammer got booted from that, I never mind. What? Who's gonna say it got replaced with Hannibal Lecter? I could. Oh boy.

I forgot what a gaff. From out of the fire or out of the frying pan in the way. Into the frying pan in the way.ibal Lecter? I could- Oh boy. I forgot what a gaff from out of the fire or out of the frying pan into the flame. Into the flame, yeah. Oh boy. Yeah. All right, next up. Is it the same?

I couldn't remember the thing that Armie Hammer got ejected from. Didn't he get fired from some movie ever? Yeah, social network too. Normally both your asses would be dead as fucking blank. When you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period, so I don't want to kill you, I want to help you.

Normally both your asses would be dead as fucking blank. What movies is this from Pulp Fiction? Hmm. Pulp is in a food. Not a clue for this in particular, just a little fun fact. A little fun fact. Yeah. Social Network 2 colon Instagram, is that what it is? Yeah.

That's pretty good. That is good. Both of you are asked to be dead as... If you were to bought Instagram, you would have bought Instagram. We're going to go. We need naps. You're talking about that. Ted, man, I should know this.

I love this movie, of course. It's a great one. Only one social media platform isn't cool. You know what's cool? Only two social media platforms. And changing a name to meta. Drop Facebook ad meta. This is what you guys talked about with Netflix last week.

Yeah. Yeah. You're, you guys talked about with Netflix last week. Yeah. Yeah. You're dead as blank. Dead is fucking blank. This is honestly like there's a lot of really memorable lines from Pulp Fiction. This is not one of them. Yeah, I can't remember. A little bit of a deeper cut.

Anyone want to take a guess? Just guess a food. Dead is. Be I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Henley, beef jerky. That beef jerky. That's funny.

It is a meat. It is pork. Nope, not pork. I feel like I should know this. Dead as... uh... Dead as... I think I did maybe no. Hot dogs. Hold on, bacon.

Fuck! They do talk about bacon at a certain point, because it's like it doesn't eat pork, right? Mm-hmm. But no, the answer here is fried chicken. Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken. I never would have gotten on that. All right, we got another, we got another.

Did you know that Casey? No, I know what scene it is, but I was like, yeah, I brainwashed. Yeah, yeah. Possibly have said, and I would never have guessed fried chicken. Yeah, I would have had a better time trying to recite all of Ezekiel 2517 than actually saying fried chicken. Cause I just don't remember that.

All right, next up. Come on, he's insane. Look, right now he's probably dancing around his grandma's panties, yeah. Rubbing himself in blank. This is Brad Pitt as David Mills in seven by Definchman. Oh shit. Rubbing himself in what food?

Right now he's probably dancing around his grandma's panties, yeah, rubbing himself in blank. I don't know if this either. Mitch Gravy.'s panties. Yeah, rubbing himself in blank. I don't know this either. Mitch Gravy. Not Gravy. Oh, Emily spam. Not spam. That's good.

That's a good guess. Emily, maple syrup. Oh, it's not maple syrup. It's peanut butter. Eee. Peanut butter. Oh yeah, that sounds familiar. Yeah.

All right, it's two for Mitch, one each for Emily and Emily. Okay. Two more left. Okay. Anyone's game. Anyone's game. Okay. I would not get this one.

I'm just gonna say this is a Norse and Wells quote. Orson Wells quip. Hmm, I think I'll probably get this. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask blank. Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask blank. I'll ask for blank. Ask blank.

The game is meal in the flank. No. What? This is Orson Wells. Orson Wells. And what? Orson Wells is, this is like kind of a quick. It's obviously a reference to the J.A.

Tate. Right, ask, how should we do for your country? Are you going to ask? Blank. Ask. Ask. For dinner. You're in the right ballpark.

I'm tempted to give you a half point. Oh. OK. Back to I will. I'm going to give you a half point. Oh, okay. Back to I will. I'm gonna give you a half point. Wow. Okay, great. Ask. We're the check. Not for the check. Ask. What are we eating? What's for dinner? It's what's for lunch. I think Emily came close. This will give you a half point. All right, we'll ask one. This what's for lunch. I think Emily came close, this I'll give you a half point.

Nice. All right, last one. This one's from aliens. I should actually, I'm an alien. This one's from aliens, man. I know clash with movie stuff. Okay.

I guess she didn't like the blank either. Oh man. Shit. You're gonna know this when you, it would be so. I know, this makes me mad already. I guess she didn't like the blank either. Have you covered aliens?

Yes. Yes. I think the last meant was our guest for aliens. He was. Great podcast guest. Yeah, he was. He did aliens. He's a great podcast guest.

What a prince. Um, and also a great person. I think of people's value in terms of how they are. I guess I'm podcasting. I just say, yeah. Um, shit. Say the, can you say the quarter game? I guess you don't like the blank either.

I guess you don't like the, she don't like the blank either. I guess you don't like the, I guess you don't like the blank either. You're like, it feels like Hicks is saying this or a, or a hoist. It's frost. Oh, frost.

Frost. Okay. I guess she don't like the blank either. Man, I love this movie and I've seen it a hundred times. So good. Amelia, these are hard. They're hard. I don't like his words.

He's the one that's bothering me the most because I feel like I should, it's like, I'm there, but I can't. Anyone want to take a guess? Poor, poor, edge, not poor. I'm trying to fix, I'm thinking of the matrix. I'm like, what are they eating? I'm taking people. I'm not rich. I was trying to fix it. I was thinking of the matrix. I'm like, what are they eating?

I'm taking people in-says eating out of bull. It's fucking the matrix. Is this early on when they're like, come out of cryo? Turn over the exact context for this one. I'm having it in front of me. I feel like that she's, let's talk about the alien, right? Yeah, that was my thought. It was either the alien, but Frost dies, I believe,

pretty early on. Right? Isn't Frost like the, kind of the captain guy? Yeah. So that's what, I'm in my mind. This is like, like, after they're in cryo when they're at the breakfast table. Coffee? Henley coffee? Not coffee. That was not me. Yeah, I guess I had to eggs. No. I Guess she don't like the cornbread either Ripley's not a way that I knew it was in that scene. Yeah, yeah, I never would have remembered that I knew it was in that Cornbread will make you have one meal in the flank with two points Collectively we got about we got basically five out of eight, but yeah, that was tricky. Whoever thought meal in the flank would be such a fucking ruthless fuck.

That's not a Jesus. You're God. That was meal in the flank. What do you, wait, when you're watching, stop saying meal in the flank. We're watching a movie. Yeah. What do you like to snack on?

Ooh. Why are there like to snack on? Ooh. Wigger is a popcorn skeptic. A popcorn skeptic. I usually go nachos if I'm in the theater. If I'm at home, I'm usually just locked in. I like a beverage. Because if I'm snacking, I'm getting like, then I'm really snacking home when I watch a movie.

Did homeless say nacho, nacho man? Yeah, I did. Yeah, I was just thinking. Yeah, the fucking nacho hat with the dipping in my heart is a very hot show, man. That's good. Yeah. I eat a lot of cheez-its. I just love crackers in general. So I will eat any cracker that I have available, but cheese is different from a cracker to me. I mean, I know what is a cracker. What the fuck?

Are you serious? It's such a cracker. It's, but it's a snack. It's a a cracker. It's, but it's a snack. It's a small cracker. So you eat them in a cracker. I wonder if they're in cracker. I think a, yeah. It's just, it's so clearly a cracker. I'm tired.

I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. I'm tired. Yeah. You have to get the family size cheese it's because the smaller cheese it's a kind of a pot. You gotta get that big.

Extra toasty, I like a lot. The regular cheesets. But I prefer just the regular old cheesets. I like the default. I like the default cheesets. Cheesets are great. In a movie theater and pretty much only a movie theater, I'll do a peanut Eminem. Me too.

It feels like almost healthy. It feels like you're giving me so protein. It feels like that's the whole thing. It also is like Bigger than a regular M&M. You know, you just want to just do like one at a time and make your way through So I go for that. Yeah, I'm issued the mocap for the peanut M&M What do you mean red? That's good. Isn't it what's his name? It's a, isn't it Jake? I thought it was Love It.

Oh yeah, J.K. Rowling and Love It's, right? No, it's a, but, no, Red's not, no, that's how Love It's is. Was it Ever Love It? It's Billy West maybe now? I thought it used to be Love It's. No, it was Never Love It's. I'm putting my foot down, it was Never Love It's.

Okay. But I think Yo-Woo was maybe, who was Yo? Was it, if I say, is J.K. Simmons insane? I say, no, I was never love it. Okay. But I think Yolo was maybe, who was Yolo? Was, if I say, is JK Simmons insane? I say, no, I don't think that's insane. I think it's thoroughly possible. I'm trying to find out who the voice was. This is an important. I think it's very important.

Yeah. Sure. The, but yeah, the peanut M&M's are a good choice. I think it would for like a candy snack. Did you not find a little salty and savory too? I'm gonna go go ahead. I'm fine, I'm fine in it out. Red M&M's are a good choice. I think it'll for like a candy snack. Do you not find a little salty and savory too? I'm gonna go go ahead. I'm fine, I'm fine. I did that.

Red M&M voice. Yeah, what do you guys like to snack on when you're watching things? I'm a Puppet West. It's Billy West. It is Billy West, okay. What would I like to snack on in the theater? I think it's just nachos or if I'm really hungry,

I'm doing a hot dog. He didn't do a dog. Mm-hmm. I'll go for a big soft hot pretzel at a my favorite deal. Oh, that's a hoot. Wait, you're doing that in cheese? What are you dipping it in? I'll do cheese animus. Oh, yeah. I can go back and forth. Okay, hold on a second. Red Billy West and then JK Simmons is is yellow. But this is weird because up top here, it says from sources across the web and then I bless a bunch of people, including John Goodman.

And I'm like, Goodman does sound like yellow. Maybe they might have started with Goodman because this other source here behind the Lois Exorcist love it, it's was red for a time. Billy West is 71, John Goodman is 70 and love it's a 65. Wow. Wow.

Wow. We're all getting old, huh? Yeah. What's that thing you like to say about getting older? I have a famous quote, the old you'd get, the shorter life seems. Wow. That's deep.

Thank you. Thank you. That was me, Ellen the Flank, just like a restaurant, via your feedback, clips up to the feedback. And today we have an email from Paul. Paul writes,

I learned today that earthworms have chemoreceptors on their skin that allow them to taste. A couple questions. First, this is kind of nightmare-ish for two scared and one. Yeah. First, if you had taste buds on your skin, what food would you make your clothing out of so you could taste it all day?

Don't like this scenario. Second, what food would be the best food to eat right before you die to give earthworms a flavorful feast while devouring your flesh? What the fuck? First of all, you still wouldn't make clothes out of food. Yeah. Yeah.

This is because you could taste stuff. I think you would need it to be like neutral. I think you would be like neutral. Yeah. Yeah. Like those like wafer crackers that are not, that like you, you know what I mean? Yeah, 100%. Get what they're for, but you know what I'm talking about.

I know you talk about. I'm a little cracked. If we have to, if we have to pick a taste though, I think I'm going something citrusy. I feel like I need something refreshing. Okay. It's all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

I was thinking mint originally, but now that's not I don't think that's I'm gonna be overwhelming. Yeah, like a lemon zest. So if you like got dog shit on your son you taste the taste of these different dogs. I was fucking play a go where shoes, but your shoes you're shoes. You're shoes better. You made a red liquorice or something. I guess I was thinking like your step and dogs it without shoes on I guess is a scenario. I hate it when that happens. Man, that's crazy. And what should we eat so that the earthworms have a good time when they defour us?

Is that part two? Yeah, that's part two. That's the thing. And that's presuming that we would then taste like what we just ate. You said you had to do it. I don't know how that works. Our own bodies. We would just taste like a body.

You know what I think, the earthworms no matter what when they came into my coffin would think, jackpot. I'm gonna have to be happy with what they found. I guess the question is, what would you want to be buried in? Like mummified in something for the earthworms. I'm not thinking about the earthworms.

I'm not thinking about them. I'm not thinking about them either, but if I wanted to give them like, I think just wrap me up in like a giant fruit rollup, that could be fun for the earthworms. And that's fun. Yeah. I wonder if I could just sit in like a hot tub like cold brew.

Cause they feel like I could be all right with just like kind of sipping coffee cash. Oh man. Sure. That's, I like that. Hot tub of cold brew. Yeah. That's, I like that. I do. I like cold brew. Yeah. I meant what I said.

Yeah. Sure, sure. I like a cold brew heated up. If you jackass, that was worse than the fucking, she's it fuck up. That's very funny. I think I think I think I think I think I think I think I think like a big tub of gatorade or something would be

Oh, that's a great idea very refreshing orange and orange gatorade which flavor are we choosing of gatorade do we think I mean like Arctic I was Arctic freeze is the light blue one Yeah, I think the blue I think the blue flavors would get overwhelming I think like an orange I think a little bit more I was thinking orange is pretty intense by the way. No, it's all, it's not, it's great. Maybe I could go a lemon lime, but then also again, this means that like in this world

where we can taste through our skin, which I guess is like a very different world. Yeah. That means like we'd be wearing food clothes and also filling up pools with liquids that we drink. I guess. I feel like, if we're not, if nothing else changed, I think Emily's right.

We would be avoiding the tasting at all costs. I'm like, making sure you're like, you're like, in the fucking X-Men universe where like that's your thing and that would suck because you're also still a human, you know? Yeah. You shake someone's hand, you taste their hand. Oh, nasty.

Oh, I can't believe you. Yeah, well, you're like, you're doing, you would cover yourself in like a rubber suit all the time. So I do not, do boys meet and greet in that scenario? Fuck a nasty, is it? It's crazy. Take a, that would not be good.

Also, if you were an X-Men, that's like the, that's the pile of shit. That's the one. I got what it was. The sandwich all our fans are jacking off. That's the point. That's the point. That's the point. I got one at once.

And like all our fans are jacking off. Hahaha. Hahaha. It would be very somewhere to just taste it. To stepping in the dog shit barefoot. Hahaha. I think we're gonna be the same thing. Hahaha.

In this scenario, I think I would, I would, I would step in front of a chuchu. Uh, cause I don't think I want to be tasting things with my flesh at all. I think I'm just tasting the taste. So fucking steal. Hey man, it'd be a lot worse Hey, I'm a earthworm gym Yeah, bring them back bring back earthworm gym They they try to reboot that I care the creator is like a crazy asshole. He's a weird fucking guy

He's like a right wing dude. Yeah, I can't remember if they brought they tried to reboot that at a certain point They they had an earthworm gym HD in 2010 That was most recent injury at a certain point, they had an earthworm gym HD in 2010. That was the most recent injury. Hmm. Hey, if you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurant, do you email us at doboyspodgetsagement.com or leave us a voice mail to 830 go to the C30463,

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We just covered martyrs, which was a fucking doozy. Wow. It was a little more horrible. Wow. It was a moll. It was really difficult. It was really difficult. It's really difficult. That's a lot. It was really difficult.

It was really difficult. It was so hard. You guys just intense. It's hard to get more intense in that movie. It's crazy. I know. It's a double black diamond. We've been gearing up for it for a while.

It was tough. It was tough. But you are more fun one that you guys just did. I wasn't able to be in this podcast, but you did Final Destination 3. We just did Final Destination 3 with Lauren Lapkas, and it was her first Final Destination viewing ever, which was a really fun way to experience that. Two is the top.

Two is the top. Two is so fucking good. Two is the best one. Two is so funny. They're great. Two is the top. Two is so fucking good. Two is the best one. Two is so funny. They're great. Two is the highway, the highway death scene in Tooth is great. So we also, yeah. We did that one as well.

No, I'm just into it. We did that one. If you want to hear about two, we've got that as well. We did it live in Toronto last year with Lisa Gilroy. And it was a fucking hoot. Check all that out. And also we do new ones too. So we did evil, the evil dead that just came out. We did that rise. And also we do new ones too. So we did evil, the evil

dead that just came out. Yeah. Evil dead rise. So we like to cover the ones that just recently come out as well. Which and I divided on evil dead rise. I think which was more of a skeptic. I thought it was fun. Yeah, we came out on it was fun, but not as good as the 2013 evil dead. Sammy loved 2013 and was levitating around the room after watching it and gave it a huge huge like five stars and so she had high hopes for evil dead rise and I think was she she had a great time but it didn't meet her expectations. But it was super fun here and all the any any horror movie content with children is hard for me, but I did it through. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you always wonder if they'll go

there, if they'll off the child. Yeah, no, yeah, and sometimes they do sometimes they do possession. Right, if they fucking did it excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.

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