Doughboys - Good Humor with Evan Susser

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Starting point is 00:01:55 Hey buddy, it's Wigor, the WGA strike continues. And for as long as the strike is going, I am not doing scripted intros here on the Doe Boys podcast, but I do have another Wigers Needle stat of the week for you. And because we have a feature film writer, a screenwriter as our guest today, I thought I'd do one focused on screenwriters who are an often neglected part of the guild

Starting point is 00:02:21 because TV writing has become such a preeminent part of it. Here's a stat for screenwriters. For screenwriters specifically, median pay hasn't increased since 2018 and has declined 14% when adjusted for inflation. Now we don't need to get into which president is responsible for inflation. That's not a discussion we need to have right now. Just the thing is, if you're writing movies, and we know all big movies are, we know what a huge part of the culture they are,

Starting point is 00:02:47 whether they're in theaters or whether they're streaming or whether they're on premium cable, if you're writing movies, your pay is going down and it's going to continue to go down unless this new MBA is settled. So that's one of the reasons we're on strike. There are many reasons we're on strike, but fundamentally it is about

Starting point is 00:03:03 they are making more profits, we are making less income. Anyway, enjoy this week's episode, which is episode 400. Wow. It's the Dono House, the former Dono House! Dono House! Dono House! Welcome to Dono's podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Weiger, along with my co-host, Pants the Crapper, the Spoon Man Mike Mitchell.

Starting point is 00:03:38 Oh my God, who shits his pants now? That's what the Rose says. That's courtesy of Aaron, Rose Sppoonmanageemail.com. Just the guy who shits his pants. Pants the crapper. Pants the crapper. You know, chance the rapper. I'm not a big fan. It's the crapper.

Starting point is 00:03:52 As a human being, I'm not a guy who like shits, I mean, I guess it doesn't happen to people a lot anyways. Depends on, I mean, like, do you ever see that George Brett video? It's fucking incredible. George Brett just tells this long story about shitting his pants in Las Vegas. A'll retire majorly baseball player. I think he's now a manager somewhere. That's versus manager. He does his long story and at one

Starting point is 00:04:11 point he's like, I'm good for once a year on that. Like he shits his pants annually. That's intense to think about. I've never, I've never, like, I've never been in my car being like, I'm shitting. Like, that's never happened to me before. I've never seen my pants in my car, but I've definitely shit my pants as an adult. I don't know if I have. You, Mitch, come on. Hold on, I've had the stomach flu.

Starting point is 00:04:34 Yeah. And I really don't think that I've done it. The last thing I did tell on the podcast, I did receive a very panicked phone call. That's true, you had a near miss. Yeah, I had the near miss. Maybe that's what maybe you're just like, you know it's coming and you're able to audible, isn't it?

Starting point is 00:04:50 I put myself in like intense pain holding. Yeah. And like, like, like, like, writhing and pain basically. Does, it's an emergency. I need the code to your office. Trust us. You will be asked to leave the office within the month.

Starting point is 00:05:07 That was the follow up call. You did think someone got killed, but that doesn't. I did. It was the tone of your voice. It was like, this is an emergency. I need the code to your office. I don't know why the code of my office would have helped this someone been killed. Yeah, I know. I think I was going to get my fucking pencil. Here's a fist fight poster to wrap around your wound. Oh, thanks.

Starting point is 00:05:36 Last time I think I shit my pants, I was like entering my apartment. Like, I was like, I had to shit so bad I almost made it home. And then my was like your home There's the toilet time to shit, you know what a nice surprise for an ally. I'm back Shit in your pants as you walk in Baking a shit episode 400 guys Bitch Susser this is sparta 400 It's episode 400 let look let me bitch you you have a drop to play Mm-hmm. Why don't you play your drop? I'll introduce our guests and then we have some big some breaking shoes

Starting point is 00:06:09 We should get to yeah, if you're watching the video feed you may have already picked up So this is a clip from episode one wow the Phantom men That'd be I'll be fucking awesome something that we just started the other day I'll do that. That would be fucking awesome. Something that we just started the other day. I guess that comes out later in the future, Mitch. Oh, shit. In the right temporal space.

Starting point is 00:06:30 You'll see. All right, I'm gonna hit him with the clip of the first drop. I wanna give a shout out to Spoon Nation. Oh, God. Oh, my God. What? Okay! What is that fish?

Starting point is 00:06:50 How about that? You get the whole drop strike out into one wave file. I gotta give a... I give a... G inside scoop or maybe the golden scoop. What do you like better? Inside scoop. Because I you like better inside scoop? Cause I think we got golden plate club.

Starting point is 00:07:06 I think we had enough gold. Okay. Fine. There's, yeah, too much gold inside scoop to uh, Duncan carry. Uh, he uh, he, he, he made me this little MP3. That was nice of him. Yeah. That's Duncan carry.

Starting point is 00:07:18 Yeah. That's great. Thank you. Dinkinside scoop. It's all played out for me. It's all played out for me. Thanks Duncan for derailing the top of the podcast and perpetuity.

Starting point is 00:07:26 We'll now have Mitch playing his long string of drops every episode. And you know what? There's plenty more of those. I gotta give a big shout out to Spoon Nation. And maybe every week I'll give some member of Spoon Nation an inside scoop. Wow.

Starting point is 00:07:39 Yeah, to the roster. And then you can just have like a who's who? A who's who of a inside scoop. A week later? No, I think you would be a week later. I think you would be the job. Probably you'll just start reading at the top of every podcast, a list of names. You know what, today's inside scoop goes to Duncan. Wow.

Starting point is 00:07:55 Wow, another inside scoop, the second ever inside scoop back to the original recipe. Yeah, I guess he's only gonna get it. poetic. I think that's all you have to do. When you read the email, this week's inside scoop is whoever made that drop. You do one more bit of business to remember.

Starting point is 00:08:07 You sound like you were in a haunted house. You sound scared. I don't know what the fuck, you're gonna pull back then. You're getting a new drop. I don't know what that is. You have like this energy of like, we got a lot to do here on this show.

Starting point is 00:08:20 Show's bullshit. I had it, here's what it probably energy was. I had it. I hear something. Here's what it probably energy was. I had an outline and then you were like, I got a curveball for you. And I'm like, here we go. I can get probably where it started. This guy with the outlines since day one.

Starting point is 00:08:36 Yeah, that's great. The outlines are helpful. Well, hey, you know what else is great, our guest, the commissioner of the doughboys, 10 rich champions. Evan Susser is here. I says great to have you for episode 400 guys. It's great to be here for episode 400. We have so much to discuss, but do we want to do the plug first? Let's do this first because if you're watching the video feed, you may be noticing that Mitch and I are wearing

Starting point is 00:08:56 brand new doughboys merch as is our guest. That's right. New Mitch merch everybody new new Mitch merch new doboys merch and we have partnered with Kinship goods and this just basically came about because we were fans of them it turned out they were at least aware of us And they were they were happy to put together some like really high quality just like If you know if you know our old merch you have some of our old merch You know, it's maybe not the most durable, maybe not the best. Insiderate that shit. You got hoodwink. You got hoodwink.

Starting point is 00:09:31 We scammed you a little bit. It's bad. Road in the trash. This is a good stuff. This stuff is being built by a t-shirt. Can I interest you in a dope boy, Elixir? It's great. It's good.

Starting point is 00:09:44 Q is everything that ails you. I couldn't do an old timey guy. That was great. Thank you. Here's everything that ails. Yeah. There we go. That's the old boys signature snake oil. Only from the finest surface. So the, um, so here's what we're wearing. And I don't have a case of the rumblies. this will cure you right now. Well, you don't like that. That's great. No, I'm talking to Sustas. All right. All right. You can come back to the voice more. It seems like you're mad today.

Starting point is 00:10:12 No, I'm not mad. I'm happy. All right. All right. I'm glad because we had, let's let's say focus on this right now. Okay, there was some anger we're going to address. Yeah. The you are all confused because they've already heard about the anger.

Starting point is 00:10:26 The URL is doboys.kinshipgoods.com, K-I-N-S-H-I-P-Goods.com, doboys.kinshipgoods.com. We'll put it on the screen in the YouTube as well. And shout out to Dan, Hillary, and Joseph over there who worked really hard at doing a lot of that that's metch, different Hillary. Oh, dang. It's... What Bill is disappointed that he's not his life. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:10:47 I want her to be nice if she was working at Kinship. So I don't have to deal with her anymore. Here's what we're wearing. Mitch has a five forks hat, which I think is just like a great piece. You've got a new, our new wave Doe Boy's logo shirt. That's right. You've got your wearing in gray. And hey, our new wave Doe Boyz logo shirt. That's right. You've got it, you're wearing in gray and hey, this is also available in some more color ways.

Starting point is 00:11:08 We got this in blue with a monochrome logo. I'm not sure if that's showing up on camera. Great, dangerous. A lot of blue. Dangerous choice for a big guy. And we've also got a gold. Yellow. I love gold.

Starting point is 00:11:20 Look at that. Gold member. Speaking of gold, Susser is wearing the Golden Plate Club T-shirt, which is a totally new design. Look at that. Gold member. Speaking of gold, Susser is wearing the Golden Plate Club T-shirt, which is a totally new design. Look at that. It's really cool. It's really cool.

Starting point is 00:11:30 It's really cool. It's really cool. It's really comfortable. It's comfortable. It's kind of like if you get it, you get it kind of thing. 100% yeah. And Susser also has it. I'd rather be eating a Taco Bell hat.

Starting point is 00:11:38 Yep. Which is why you want to like a little subtle sort of dough boys. Yeah, I'll be honest. My least favorite of the hats, but they took the other ones. But still, they're all good. It's a good hat. It's your least favorite of the hats. Well, I mean, I think the honest, my least favorite of the hats, but they took the other ones, but still, they're all good. It's a good hat. It's your least favorite of the hats. Well, I mean, I think the other,

Starting point is 00:11:48 it's more of a compliment to the other two hats being so good. Oh, you're way to push the merch. I got a trucker hat I'm wearing, the Doe Boys logo with a little spoon and a little burger for a couple of the letters. It's a red, white, and blue, nice and patriotic, very fast food adjacent, and I'm also wearing

Starting point is 00:12:03 Mitch O'Wolly and Irma T-'Wallion, I love that shirt. I do love that shirt. I do love that shirt. Nice little new, new Wally and Irma design, fresh Wally and Irma design. So all this stuff is, again, it's super high quality. And we're gonna be able to offer some stuff we haven't offered in the past,

Starting point is 00:12:16 including this five forks apron. Look at that. A lot of people I hear like to listen to doughboys when they're cooking. They're in the kitchen. and now you've got an apron to match what you're listening to. And we've also got a tote. A tote.

Starting point is 00:12:31 So how about that? This is good. You want to read what it says? The tote says, I promise this is a bag of healthy groceries and not just a ton of taco bell. Which is funny. Which is a lot of fun. You could fill it with taco bell.

Starting point is 00:12:42 You could. You could. Or you're just at the grocery store and someone says, well, it's a really funny bag. You could fill it with Taco Bell. You could. It could. Or you're just at the grocery store and someone says, well, it's a really funny bag, you know? Yeah, it's funny to think of, you know, like a listener's wife, some supermodel coming home from the store and then their husband, or significant other is just like,

Starting point is 00:13:01 wow, groceries and then, you know, they open up the bag and there's Taco Bell in there and there's a big celebration., no, groceries. And then, you know, they open up the bag and there's Taco Bell in there and there's a big celebration. Taco Bell, yay. Let's eat after I'm changed. Oh, God. Fucking eat that guy.

Starting point is 00:13:15 Don't boys that kinship goods that come. We're so, so excited. We feel like we finally have like good merch. I'm playing, I'm playing what's the news of the game called. Cheers to him. I'm playing tears I'm playing what's new Zelda game called. Cheers to him. I'm playing tears of the kid and rested on my belly. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha service. What? Is it blue apron? Yeah, blue apron, we used to be a sponsor, which is getting up. David Mad about that. Sussar, I'll ask you while Mitch is going to retrieve a possibly non-existent blue apron.

Starting point is 00:13:55 I'll believe you when I see it. What we were doing on the Do-Boys double this month is Mank. We've been watching the films of David Fincher. Do you love The Finch Man? I love the Finchman. Wow, do you have any favorites? I mean, I know, I know, I weirdly wasn't prepared for it. I do think though it's maybe a trite choice. I do think the social network is really great.

Starting point is 00:14:17 That's a good, not a trite choice at all. Great movie. We just covered it with Jimmy Gwyn. What are some of the other big ones? Seven. Yeah, great. There's the game. Mitch is wearing, Mitch is brought out. It's my cooking is five forks and it's in blue.

Starting point is 00:14:31 So you want it in blue, you want it in red, they're both available. Your choice of primary color. That's all right. So yeah, that's a lot of fun. That's an exciting thing. Yeah. We'll have more more challenge.

Starting point is 00:14:41 We're up to a great start. 400. It's a very funny night. We dine more more chopmin. We're up to a great start for a quick vote. 400. It's a very funny night. We dine in hell. 400. Yeah. Hahaha. They say is that the line?

Starting point is 00:14:53 No, it's not we fight. Do we or is it? It gets dine. It is dine. I think it's dine in hell. If they wrote it for the doughboys. Um, I, uh, episode, the original episode 400 was a rough one. Yeah. So do people know, people know, uh, episode, the original episode 400 was a rough one.

Starting point is 00:15:08 Yeah. So do people know, people know, we, we made, people are, maybe confused. Maybe people are tuning in cause I've heard whispers about this episode 400. Here's what happened. We recorded an original episode 400 with our original Doboy's guest, Eva Anderson. It was a revisit of episode one. And what we did is, is Mitch,

Starting point is 00:15:27 she had the very first Doe Boys drop without that additional context. I used the first ever roast spoon man. And we relicened live on the pod to episode one and kind of did a live commentary, which in and of itself was a, that was just a disaster. That was a good answer.

Starting point is 00:15:44 Yeah, but more significantly than that, uh, Mitch and I were both in. That's because we care for yes, okay. We're both in sour moods and things got a little heated and it reached a point where it was. Well, that's a problem. We were hungry. I think we were hungry. And we, uh, and we got it. It got a little feisty, it got a little cranky, to the point where it was not even like a fun, a listen. And as far as I, as far as my perception of it, but Susser is the one person outside of the people

Starting point is 00:16:15 in this, in this call right now in this room, Casey, and Emma, who's actually listened to this episode. And Hanford, he asked us to listen to how I gave it to him. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, you gave it to Hanford? The wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait the Grizzly man you're the one you are not the that's not the girl you man if someone else has heard it that's just supposed to be the one guy who's heard it the whole idea here was that I was gonna be the only person who love listen that was the whole concept you an

Starting point is 00:16:53 hamper it's a two year it doesn't work it does we edit it and just pretend yeah all right well it doesn't work I'm so mad now. The whole premise of this episode, the whole reason I'm here is to be the solid person who had listened to the episode that I have the secret knowledge. Yes. I'm really a listen to it. Come on. I'm really worried. I'm going to emphasize that. Yes, of course. Part of the team. Okay, a few other people have listened to it But for the purposes of the part of this I'm the only person who've listened to the fucking line for God's sakes Okay, so here's what happens No one is guys recre these guys record this episode and

Starting point is 00:17:39 As has happened from times to time there will be an episode episode of Doe Boys where there's either a whole episode or an area of discussion and a role that I feel that I don't make a whole lot of noise about, that I don't pat myself on the back for, is that sometimes you'll ask me, hey, can you listen to this? Does this section come across weird? Is this whole episode bad?

Starting point is 00:18:03 And usually I'll say say I am just there for peace of mind and I usually listen say it's fine it's funny it's good. Yeah. Leave it every now and then well I don't know if this whole you know extended Columbine run is really necessary to be included. But in general yes. In general I just say it's a disagree. This time I did have what we've called the Grizzly Man reaction, which was I think you do the voice better than me. Actually, Wags does. Warner Hurtzog hears a man being killed and balled by a bear and he has the audio and he listens to it in the movie very effectively. It's a documentary you expect, oh, they'll they'll play that audio. But instead of that, they just show him listening on headphones. Yeah, it's funny. You're explaining this, but you go on. And then he says,

Starting point is 00:18:56 last night, listen to this. Yeah, he says that to the family member. And that is how I felt after listening to this episode. Yeah. Is that no person should ever listen to this. Now, there are a lot of reasons. That may be hard for it. Except for me. He's hard for it again. He's not, and then probably like anyone who texts me. No.

Starting point is 00:19:17 And Werner Herzog can listen to him. And if you bump into him, we're at live shows. He might just play it. How can Ion on the subreddit message DM'd live shows, he might just play it. How can it on the subreddit, a message DM'd a mitch, and so he's listened to it. But there are some highs to it too. And I think it's very important, because a lot of the issues are, it's relitigating stuff in that episode. And I don't want to get into relitigating the relitigating here. Well, also, and also I think part of it, Bich and I had a very frank discussion offline,

Starting point is 00:19:48 and I think that we kind of came to agreement and came in understanding. We worked it out. But just since nobody is going to listen except for Hanford and I guess a lot of other people. But it is a shame because there are some real highs, because it opens with a beautiful introduction written by Nick Wagger, which unfortunately no one will hear.

Starting point is 00:20:08 And, you know, I would have said, oh, you have to listen to this. And I started listening to this intro. I'm like, this is great. I'm getting excited. It's nostalgia. I'm getting, you know, because it's 400 episodes and you start by looking back on all the amazing things that have happened in the podcast. You're talking about some, I wrote down some of the nice turns of phrases I like that you talk about the snak,

Starting point is 00:20:27 the hundreds of snacks, snarf drinks, drink and toilets tortured, which made me laugh. I like that. And you talk about, you can still play your inch. No, no, no, no, no. No one must have heard of this. You can still play your inch. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Starting point is 00:20:40 No one must have heard of this. You can still play your inch. No, no, no, no, no, no. No one must have heard of this. You can still play your inch. No, no, no, no, no, no. No one must have heard of this. You can still play your inch. No, no, no, intro to come back. North America, no other continent. And then you point out all the seven episodes of Taco Bell and episode seven of Taco Bell for some reason game out before episode six.

Starting point is 00:20:55 And I forgot about him. He's interiors are great. You're not great. I just had like a big smile on my face. I'm too much. Listening to it. And then the last line is like, and throughout all, we've gained memories

Starting point is 00:21:09 and mostly weight, which is funny. It is true, we have a lot of weight. And I was just so excited. Yeah, no, we can't play the intro. We can just have sus kind of remember it. I think that's the spirit of the exercise. I think this is fine. And so then the episode starts and, you know,

Starting point is 00:21:23 Eva is a guest who we all love Eva. He was very guest to be here for what happened. All-time podcast. Yes. Uh, and there's just tension and look, I didn't want to be here for another conflict episode. I, I've heard the feedback. He's so full of shit. No.

Starting point is 00:21:40 No. No, it, it, no, seriously, I've learned that I maybe was forcing conflict because I thought that that's what people wanted and I feel like I got burned and people didn't like that. I don't think that's true. I've been thinking, I was expecting the next time I'd be here for a full episode would be at the year end and I said, I'm going to be here, I'm going to have a whole new persona when I come back to the year end. I've been work, I don't want to say it, but I said I'm gonna be here. I'm gonna have a whole new persona when I come back to the year end. I've been work, I don't wanna say it, but I guess I will.

Starting point is 00:22:08 I've been working on for the year end, taking check episode. I've been working on Evan Susser's Doe Boy's Celia Spoof's and Goofs Spectacular. Wow. You have like a new gimmick. Well, that was the idea. Is that now I was gonna be celebrating

Starting point is 00:22:25 Silly Spoof's and Goofs. Okay, so how long you were working on this? Yeah. You know, I've been thinking, a lot of it's been internal work. Yeah, I got it. Like, I was making you be really fun if there was like a song, like intro.

Starting point is 00:22:38 Sure, okay. And then like, I was someone to make a song. Wee-chilly, and we're silly. It's the silly spoofest spectacular. Yeah, exactly. And then, you know, we'd have like clips,

Starting point is 00:22:50 like talking about Mark Dufson. Yeah, I know, kind of like silly spoofing goofs. I was gonna somehow reach out to the doughboys community without you guys knowing. You got pickles, we want dilly. I was trying to get in the show. We got nice and silly. No conflict. I was trying to get in the show. We get nice and silly. No conflict. I was rebranding myself.

Starting point is 00:23:09 But then, so you guys have this episode where it begins and the conflict is clear. And I know Mitch, this is in your defense. People will listen to an episode sometimes of doorboys. I feel like Mitch was so mad in this episode. None of you have ever heard Mitch be mad, like genuinely mad, except for me and now Hanford. On the podcast.

Starting point is 00:23:33 Mitch was never mad on the podcast for real, but he was mad. Wigger was not mad at all, which was weird. But I was pressing his button. And also I was mad. But I get mad before we were mad I was pressing his button. Yes. And also I was, I'm not really, we're not, we're not re-litigating it. Yeah. But it's a very uncomfortable thing with also coming into it. And also I know the whole backstory. But if you were just coming into it cold, it would be very baffling because there's just an energy to the whole

Starting point is 00:24:02 thing. And there's a fight and Eva. I think Much more she really commits to she makes a comment should I add gone or should I be peacemaker? But she really tries to make peace She does a good job at that. I can't believe we had Eva come in and No, so yes, and that won't be listened to yeah for cool episode. Yes. And that won't be listened to. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:24:25 What was her, what was her, what did she call it? The day the spoon cried. Like the Jerry Lewis movie. That's good. So it's never released, right? Yeah. And again, I don't want to relet a gator given that they play, but there are, I mean, there, the fight

Starting point is 00:24:48 is pretty bad. The fight's bad. I mean, at one point, but it's, but also it is kind of funny because in spite of yourselves, and even in spite of you, Mitch, because I think you were genuinely trying to be, you were mad and angry and you were trying to be mean at some point, but it was still funny. Yeah. Um, at one point, but it was still funny. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:25:05 Yeah. At one point, Nick, I don't want to say too much either about that. Yeah, that's why you can be vague. But at one point, Nick was like, oh, we should have ordered lunch and then just very angry. He said, oh, maybe we can find a dog and give you a pile of dog shit and you can eat that. You piece of fucking shit. I'm like Gary Andrew.

Starting point is 00:25:26 I'm so full. It's pretty funny. But. I will say something that's not in the episode is when I first came in and I sat down. I think Wager said something to me. I said, fuck off like that. Yeah, you said those the first thing you said. I said the first thing I said to him. And Casey started the case. He was like, ah, it did make me laugh. Yeah. I mean, I understood that I was so mad and it was funny to be mad at him.

Starting point is 00:26:07 I know, look, I'm not gonna re-litigate. We're not gonna re-litigate. We're not, we're not, just in additional context, just add to that. There was also, we were prepared for Mitch not to come in, because he was already mad. Again, I don't wanna re-litigate. Well, we're not re-litigating.

Starting point is 00:26:20 I just say, we had a phone call, you said, like you said, you weren't in. Well, there's also, there's part of the reason I got mad too Cuz I we don't get it. I'm just I'm just adding that Why did you add that in I'm not saying you were being unreasonable? I'm saying that you've been pushed to that point. I said You were very if you don't be a judge me. I'm not gonna come in Yeah, and Nick does apologize in the episode But he does the way he apologizes as he says,

Starting point is 00:26:45 in the interest of moving the show along, I'm gonna apologize. Which we covered it off there. We covered it. Okay, we're not relitigating it. I think some Doe Boys fans would love this episode, at least the first part, but unfortunately they'll never listen to it.

Starting point is 00:27:01 Yeah, it will only be me. And effort. And effort. And effort. So here was my, I'm curious to where you land on this. I don't think this should ever be made public. Yes. I don't think this is going to happen just knowing Mitch, but my stance is that we should delete the files.

Starting point is 00:27:19 I agree. Just delete the, delete the, every export and delete the original source files. I agree with that. The, delete the, every export and delete the original source files. I agree with that. The other, I mean, I think we should sell it for $1,000 for pop. You wanna put it, you wanna like press it to vinyl.

Starting point is 00:27:34 Yeah. If you wanna listen to it, you freaks, you can listen to it. It's gonna cost $1,000. Well, before people spend $1,000, let me talk about part two. Yeah, you know what, that's bad because I feel like someone would buy it and they would sell it. Someone would buy it and they would sell it. Before anyone buys it for $1,000, let me talk about part two. Yeah, you know what, that's bad because I feel like someone would buy it.

Starting point is 00:27:45 Someone would absolutely buy it. And they would sell it. Before anyone buys it for $1,000, then there's the other, because really my comment was, this is unlistenable. Yeah. And yes, it refers to a very uncomfortable fight that I think crosses a border from being a fight that's funny to just like a fight that is uncomfortable. But then the second part of it, and this was just all the plan,

Starting point is 00:28:06 was you guys listen with Eva to episode one, which is a very nice idea. It's really nice to be like retrospective and you comment on all these interesting things, so there's not a drop in the first episode. That drop that we listen to is actually from Tim Calpacas' episode of Mortons. There's not a roast.

Starting point is 00:28:24 That didn't come until like the, you know, the first drop is from Vanessa's episode and the first roast is from Tim's episode. Right. And this is also just to back up of another funny Mitch moment is, when you say, oh, we didn't have a roast until Vanessa's episode and Mitch,

Starting point is 00:28:41 like, I guess trying to play along goes, wow, that's wild. Like, so sorry. Again, though, you're, people don't get to listen. Um, my fear with the episode kind of said this is that I was very upset and I thought for good, I thought for a good cause. And I think if you listen to that episode, I'm just gonna come off as the bad guy. I agree. You do come across as the bad guy. Yeah. But again, we're not really getting it.

Starting point is 00:29:12 Wait, but I think that there was an issue between the two guys. You had more context, you would understand why Mitch was so bad. I was at fault. You were about to have fault, it's not just you. But then the idea is that you guys are going to listen to the first episode of the pockets with Eva and then kind of like a

Starting point is 00:29:31 director's commentary. Yes. And this is the part that regardless of fighting or this party is truly unlistening. It's complete not. Can we, please finish it that. Because you just have three people talking, over three people talking. And so much to the point that I had to, I tried to listen, I could not get through it. It was driving me insane. So then I asked Emma for the audio without hearing the previous episode,

Starting point is 00:29:59 which is a little better, but is still pretty unlistenable because there are long stretches of silence and you don't know what is being referenced. But at least it's a little, a little better. And I think it did serve its purpose that it was a nostalgic walk down the road. I mean, others used the episode sucks. It was first episode is bad. And you guys did seem to be doing better by the end. Yeah, I think we, I think we both, we recorded a whole other episode after that.

Starting point is 00:30:30 We recorded an episode with Scott Ockerman immediately afterwards. And that one was a lot less contentious. Yeah. Because we also had a lot to, we had a discussion. But just to give people an idea of what this, because the idea of an audio commentary, I think to us made sense in theory,

Starting point is 00:30:46 and then in practice, it was, yeah, it just was unworkable. But Susser and Mitch, can you two have a conversation maybe just about what you had for breakfast? Today for breakfast, I had two hard bull days. Hey, Emma is doing right now. I was just describing what you had for breakfast.

Starting point is 00:31:03 So it sounds like you had heart-boiled eggs. Sounds like Susser had a bagel. That's interesting. Yeah, a bagel. Yeah, so that's basically what it really is. It's two lines of conversation. Yeah, I was parents day. Yeah, I was cool.

Starting point is 00:31:13 That's a bagel. Everything bagel. Where from? Like in store bought and now we're good. Yeah, everything store bought bagels, what it sounds like. So anyway, that kind of shit. So that was a problem. Yeah, it was a problem.

Starting point is 00:31:27 So the first part is un-listenable because it's uncomfortable and then the second part is un-listenable because it's poorly thought out. Sure, yeah. No, I agree with that. It's a failure on every level. It's a failure on a technical and on a creative level. I still think we should do it. Is it Martin Screli?

Starting point is 00:31:46 Yeah. Screli? Screli, is that what you say? Screli? Screli. I think that we should... Bull tank album. Yeah, there's a bull tank. Bull tank, yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:52 Yeah, let's call it the Wu-Tang thing, not the Screli thing. I don't think we're gonna model it. Whoa, he's the one who bought it. He's the one who bought it. But that's the thing. That's the kind of freak who's gonna fucking buy this shit. If we publish it. Good, if it's Screli, I hope it is Screli.

Starting point is 00:32:07 But I'm glad to see you guys are doing better. And I'm glad to see you guys better. We're doing a lot better. Yeah, do a lot better. And I really like, it was like three weeks ago. I know. Yeah. And I really, I wasn't here to patch things up.

Starting point is 00:32:19 You know, you guys did it without me. I have, I just had a baby. So you guys really had to, to do it on your own, and I'm proud of you. And I really, yeah, I was involved in anyway. We're sorry that you're here today. Yeah, I'm sorry. Oh, it's good.

Starting point is 00:32:35 I'm happy to be here. And like I said, I'm rebranding myself. I'm not about conflict in you guys anymore. I'm trying to just bring you guys together. This feels like it's some sort of thing where we're gonna get mad at each other because what you're doing right now. Doesn't this feel like some sort of fucking we like snack in and we like jack in it's the Evan's. Yeah, I'm glad you brought that up because again, I don't want to get

Starting point is 00:33:01 to into what's in the episode, what's not in the episode, that's only for me, and Hanford, but you tell for some reason a story, that's a funny story about jacking off, but for some reason you get very specific about how and where you jack off, an unnecessary amount of you. Mageddon, yes. Wait, I don't tell my first jack off an unnecessary amount of you They should wait the for a lifetime my first jack off. No in a I guess I don't we don't want to know you can say it involves a laundry machine. Oh

Starting point is 00:33:37 Oh I remember this now not that that's involved. Yeah in jacking up. That's like a That's not that that's involved. Yeah. In jacking out. That's like a tangential part of it. Yeah. But again, we don't need to get jacked off. And as I finished the lawn humor, she went,

Starting point is 00:33:50 do do do do do do do do do do do do do. It was just a perfect timing. That is a funny and clear way to tell the story. Yeah. On the episode for some reason, you decided it's necessary to describe where you're jacking off What into your in your standing? Yeah, right so much

Starting point is 00:34:10 I'm this throat. None of that is necessary for the funny part of the story is I jack off I finish and then music plays. Yes, I was standing up jacking off into the shower the shower wasn't going. Uh-huh Again, yeah, you tell us not necessary the shower or the shower wasn't going. Uh-huh. Again. Yeah, you tell us not necessarily. In addition by subtracting that out. At least it was 10 seconds of time

Starting point is 00:34:30 versus a cool minute and a half really walking through. What happened? You shoot it into the shower, you turn off the shower. It's good to go. Right. All right, geniuses, what are you shooting to the toilet? I'm standing over the toilet, gonna aim down. I'm not really aiming anywhere.

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Starting point is 00:39:25 four and the original 400th episode and determined that she'll never be listened to by anyone. And so this is the new 400th episode. And you also had a pitch for something we could make. Which makes it not the 400th episode really. But that's what we said on the right. That was my theory is that the universe made this and passed that episode bad because we tried to record it too early. It wasn't actually episode 400. It was dishonest and we got smited. Yeah, we recorded it with a courte-out order.

Starting point is 00:39:54 It was Carmichael Payback. Yeah, that makes total sense. I agree. So we had this discussion of like, what should we talk about? What should we eat? Should we get steak and shake again? And that's for the end of the year. That's for the end of the year.

Starting point is 00:40:08 Are we still doing that? Or is this, is this it? I don't know, because it's hard to get steak and shake these days. But I'm still gonna do a year end episode. Yeah, I know, yeah, yeah. Okay, I don't know how the year end. What the fuck are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:40:19 Well, I didn't know if this, I've been called in early, like, you know, emergency, I don't know if I only get one a year, so it's like, you know, emergency, I don't know if I only get one a year. So it's like, you know, you have the emergency hatch to bring me in now. I don't want to get sick of whatever you want. I understand, but I don't want people to get sick of me. I don't want to be here.

Starting point is 00:40:36 I don't want to be here more than I've got. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Don't worry. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.

Starting point is 00:40:43 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go. Okay, anyway. I know, people are getting mad at me lately. Shut up, man. Who gives a shit? Do you really, I know you don't really care. Anyway. So the, so, Susswee, we famously had the Evan Sussur ice cream invitation a few years back. And, you know, you're, you're, you're something of a cream as our way.

Starting point is 00:41:07 And you had the pitch of like, you know what? That episode was lacking that original recorded good humor. And so we're talking about good humor ice cream. Good humor. The company was literally that that just wasn't funny. That was that was that was the, that was the, how did you miss? How did you not? You thought that I thought the first episode

Starting point is 00:41:27 was lacking good humor ice cream was my ass. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, didn't cover it now. No, I knew that, I knew that like, the humor was missing from the show. Yeah, that was a lot. In general. So, good humor, the brand was founded in 1920 by Harry Byrt and thrived during the Depression in post-World War II with a, this is nice, especially given our current labor situation, a largely unionized fleet of ice cream truck drivers. Unfortunately, now it is owned by Unilever, which is one of those these multinational conglomerates that also owns Axe Body Spray, Ben and Jerry's, that's

Starting point is 00:42:10 so. Helmins best, Helmins and best foods mayonnaise and how was their brands? Let me tell you, it's pretty good. They got a pretty good umbrella. They got a decent lineup. I'm just saying, it's not maybe not the best company. And they used to have that this is- I also just say Harry Bird is a fucking Muppet ass name. Yeah, that's like a flustered eagle or something. Yeah. Harry Bird. And they used to use their signature jingle on their ice cream trucks, a song's Turkey in the Straw,

Starting point is 00:42:37 but apparently that song's lyrics has a racist history. Oh. So in 2020, they released a new one as a promotional thing by The Rizza. And I thought we'd listen this because this is something of a quiet banger. So this plays... What a nice... Is that... this plays when they come down the street? I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

Starting point is 00:43:08 I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea. I'm not sure if it's a good idea.

Starting point is 00:43:24 I'm not sure if it's a good idea. tune, the lyrics were like had a bad hiss. I don't want to sing the turkey in the strina that I put it. It's like, do do do do do do do do that feels like it could be like, you know, a- That's very comfortable. That's like going to sleep using it. Yeah, over a puzzle game or something. We got it. All right, so we've got some of these here.

Starting point is 00:43:53 We got a few different options. We have a good humor strawberry shortcake. Wow. The class, to me, this is like the class of Good Humor Bar. That's interesting. One I think of Good Hum humor as I think of this. Yeah, this is the one that's got the cake coating. And, you know, but to me, the classic is the other one I got here.

Starting point is 00:44:11 Yeah, cream sick. That's the other one. And the one I think of. They also have the drumsticks which we don't have. This is a big one. And then, this is a little newer and it doesn't have on this particular box. The good humor branding, but it is a good humor. It's like a co-reases.

Starting point is 00:44:24 With recess, yes. Yeah. What's the main good humor branding, but it is a good humor. It's like a co-recess. It's with recess, yes. What's their main good humor bar? I mean, they don't have one, they don't have like a bar. What was the one you're saying that we don't have? Oh, the drumsticks. Oh, yeah. But those are also a lot of companies make those, and I think a lot of companies make all of them at this point.

Starting point is 00:44:41 But these two are, I have a lot of fun memories of good humor. Me too. I love I love their novelties. As a kid. Oh, I have a lot of fun memories of good humor. Me too, I love their novelties. As a kid. Oh, I'm shocked by that. Yeah, Reese's Desert Bar is listed in their core lineup. Their drumstick now that's remaining is the vanilla king cone. Like a lot of these companies, they've sort of streamlined their offerings.

Starting point is 00:45:02 They're also the chocolate of Claire bars. Oh yeah, which is a great chocolate version. I'm gonna have a little strawberry shortcake. But they're also the chocolate a Claire bars. Oh, yeah, which is a big loss of version when I was trying very shortcake. But they're all the same, the same sort of ballpark, their coverage, some sort of coding. One of each of these, I guess, probably, huh? We don't know, you know, to finish,

Starting point is 00:45:13 but I mean, I kind of want to reach for something. I'm gonna start with, oh, you know what? Shake it some bowls. Yeah. I'll get, I'll start all from this up. Okay, you guys, I'm just gonna get some bowls. Casey wants to get the fuck out of here.

Starting point is 00:45:24 I don't blame him. We're gonna be in other fights gonna break out. You know what's funny is that, I think he was having more some bowls. He's the one who gets the fuck out of here. I don't blame him. We're gonna be in another fight's gonna break out. You know what's funny is that I think he was having more fun on the fight episode. I asked him because look, yes, more people have listened than just me and he said he liked it. He said he liked it.

Starting point is 00:45:36 He said he liked it. And he said about the second part was terrible and unlistenable. We're passing these around. All of you said, anyone who has misophonia, which we have learned is real. Just to bring it up, I miss both of those. Oh, sure. All the stuff won't get mentioned. It's crazy in the episode when you listen back.

Starting point is 00:46:02 Door-dash gets mentioned, which Mitch has not even heard of at the time. Yeah. Which is crazy. Some of the other. You mean from episode one episode one? Yeah, there was. Recomers. One of his. Obama is president.

Starting point is 00:46:15 Amazingly, the Jared Fogel scandal has not happened. That's right. That happened like a few of you called it. I run. Yes. Mitch called it. I knew that guy was fucking. You know something was up with that guy. us. I called it. I called it. Yeah, Mitch called it. I knew that guy was fucking, you knew something was up with that guy.

Starting point is 00:46:27 Yeah, he called it a little too well. You know, he knew exactly what he was gonna do. I just knew something was up with that guy. Huge stash of child porn. Uh-huh. Weird. He uses a server right now all the time. Okay.

Starting point is 00:46:42 Casey, you want any ice cream novelties? You know what we're selling you to do. Oh yeah, sure. I'll grab something. Grab not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

Starting point is 00:46:51 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

Starting point is 00:46:59 I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm in there, some fucking stray cats nuts sack. Yeah. Jack's same joke you made in the episode.

Starting point is 00:47:09 Yeah. Wow. Really? Yeah. I mean, the cream sickle right now. Eating the stripper, sure. I mean, this is a classic for a reason. These two flavors work so well together.

Starting point is 00:47:22 I almost want more. They're all orange. They're all orange, but I mean, it's very nice. It's really, I think it's really, I think it's really well balanced. I almost want more orange. It's very nice. It's really, I think it's really real balanced. At the end of the creams, I love the bottom of the creamsicle. Like this part right here. Oh yeah, a little white stuff of the bottom. And then you get like that.

Starting point is 00:47:36 Oh, to be clear, you like cream? I like cream. Man, this is fucking great. This is really good. I'm gonna pause because I will eat this whole thing. It's fucking delicious. Damn, that's fucking delicious. The good human, man.

Starting point is 00:47:56 Yeah, he looks like... He looks like he could be problematic in some way. Have a good human bar, he'll cure what ails you. They'd be a snake oil. Things were better. This is a better time in history. Forever. I don't know why they had to change my great jingle.

Starting point is 00:48:18 Oh, well. Follow me on over to the Capitol. I think you might get humor drop. Listen, just follow the over to the Capitol. I think you might get human trash. Listen, just follow the turkey in the straw. Be playing like the bite by the, leading up the steps in the Nancy Pelosi's office. Gonna jack off into a trash can. I'll be standing over the trash can. I'm getting a good man.

Starting point is 00:48:43 Um, here's what I was thinking. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, the super premium. What happened? I fell. Sorry, buddy. Got cream all over his pants. We've seen the, you know, the super premium ice cream boom. With those places, do you think there's a world where ice cream novelties could become like chic and hipstery premium version? I think that's a great call. I think you're ahead of the curve with that. I think I think I think I think a premium version, which kind of defeats the purpose of it though, right?

Starting point is 00:49:29 Yeah, but I don't know. I think there could be a fun artisanal version. You know, we had a version of that with our buddies at Nomad Ice Pops. They do a really, really high quality ice pop here in the out there. Check out Nomad. If you've never had Nomad, those guys are fucking great.

Starting point is 00:49:41 So I think they'll be, you know, I think they're people already doing that. And maybe we'll see more, yeah, that being more of a trend. All right, I'm gonna do something proactive. Wow. I'm putting on my Do-Boys apron. So if I spill any ice cream,

Starting point is 00:49:56 get my fried pork's apron, I don't get any on my Wally and Irma shirt. Can I tell you something? Yeah. I've never had the strawberry shortcake. Wow, really? What do you think? It's really good. What's fucking fantastic? I love that cake. That's what I came to tell them.

Starting point is 00:50:12 Yep. Nice crunch to it. Yeah. I mean more of a bite. And the cream's go you get to suck. Yep. That's true. You do get to suck the cream circle. You get to suck and lick. Although you can bite the cream circle, which I do. I mean, yeah, of course you bite it at some point, but you're getting licks in, right? Yeah, this is not a great liquor, because of the texture.

Starting point is 00:50:38 Here's my question about the texture. What are these bits exactly? And do they exist in any other context? It's like a cake coating they call it Mm-hmm I've only really seen an ice cream bars. It's impossible to pick. I just It's a bad lick Like looking gravel

Starting point is 00:50:59 Yeah, it's a terrible lick. It's a bad lick. Let me try like Yeah, so it's a bad lick. It's a bad lick. Let me try. That's a bad lick. Give me another lick, just in case. Okay, I can't really lick the side effectively. Now, what about the Reese's Bar? Cause it's kind of similar. Can you lick that? You know what? I should open that one up,

Starting point is 00:51:14 cause that's the one I haven't had yet. No. Well, yeah, it's not a great lick. They're all the same sort of formula. There's some sort of, you know, either a, either just a frozen solid exterior with a creamy interior or they've got some sort of texture to the outside. My resees is starting to melt a little bit.

Starting point is 00:51:31 Oh my God. That's a really fucking good. A fucking peanut butter ice cream. Now that's delightful. Just like Grizzly Man, I think that there was a chance that I Tor you apart limb limb from limb in that episode. I mean we did talk about this You got something in your bear. I just fucking shit. We talked about this We got it it felt my pants

Starting point is 00:51:59 We talk about this in that episode, but I said I was like we're gonna fight and then you And then you said that you, we, right? Didn't we break down the fight? You did break down the fight. Well, first of all, physical fight, hypothetical physical, besides it's not started to clarify that you're in different weight classes. Mm-hmm.

Starting point is 00:52:15 And he does say that that won't get me upset. I'm already pissed off. And, but again, not to get too into details. And then why you're insist that he would fight very, very dirty if you were to ever fight. I would. But yeah, it is a kind of, what does that entail with like a,

Starting point is 00:52:35 like clawing me, a monkey bites, eye pokes, I also think and the classic like, wait, shit, I'm really hurt for real. And then you get off him and then, you know, nut shot. Yeah, yeah, 100% Yeah, kind of stuff. Yeah, but you talk about who would win in a fistfight. I think on that day, if you said,

Starting point is 00:52:53 I'm really hurt for real, I wouldn't slow down. I think I would kill you. I don't think you would have killed me. I wouldn't have killed you. You didn't even, you didn't even advance on me. I don't think you would have killed me. I think I was the angrier I've ever been. Maybe you're my life.

Starting point is 00:53:08 Wow. I don't know about that. I was seeing you angrier. Have you seen me angrier? Well, I've seen you angrier, but I feel like I've heard about you being angrier. Maybe. Oh.

Starting point is 00:53:22 I'm about to finish this Reese's. This is, I wasn't expecting this. I was up there with the most upset I've been in my life, I'd say. And I thought that the podcast maybe would end. And I don't think either of us want that to happen, because we're working the entertainment industry and we need the podcast to survive out here. Imagine if we'd ended the podcast then,

Starting point is 00:53:42 and then know both are my union and your union about to go on strike. What would we do with ourselves? I think I was angry with all of my face. I think I was angry side bend on the show. I mean definitely on the show ever. I think you're right. Susson's it. I think you're right. It's hang. It looks insane. My hands are sticky. I know. So it looks like you're not wearing pants. And then I guess it looks a little revealing. I'm modest. But that was fucking good. But why isn't I had a great conversation afterwards? And we were and it was good. Yeah. And we buried the hatchet. Yeah. But I think I was it was maybe top. I was, I was angry. And why is it angry too? We're angry. We are different men and our emotions come out in different ways. Some would say mine do not come out, but they do.

Starting point is 00:54:47 In fact, how I behave, the kinds of things they say. And I also, we've known each other long enough where we know what to say to rival each other out. That's right. And also your co-workers and people don't, you know, you don't like going to work. Sometimes you're going to be mad. The KC wants to be here. The M.O. wants to be here.

Starting point is 00:55:03 No. The players that are talking about Friday, they don't want to be in bed. KC wants to be here, the M.O. wants to be here. No, no. And he else that's a fucking Friday. They don't want to be anywhere else. If we don't matter, type of a full KC staff. We're all thinking it. When you said like, you know, we know the things to say that like to get each other riled up, like me being like,

Starting point is 00:55:22 Sonic isn't blue or something, you know, like that will get you like pretty pissed off, right? Come on buddy. That cool man But we better the hatchet sus and it was it was it was it was a bad app Probably better than this episode. I think there's one I think it was pretty good. I think people are gonna be happy about it I'm gonna say good. Yeah. I was gonna remind people about good humor ice cream bars, which you made me not having a while. Which is just what our show is

Starting point is 00:55:49 is reminding people about products basically. I mean, you know how much success it was burying his back. It's true. This is the new one. How do we not gonna be K-8's back shirt? This is good humor is good. Good humor is good.

Starting point is 00:56:02 Good humor is good. Yeah, good humor is good. You know what's funny? I like the Reese's the least. Fascinating. is good. Good humor is good. Good humor is good. Yeah, good humor is good. You know what's funny? I like the Reese's the least. Fascinating. To me, Reese's, you can get Reese's in other ways. So it feels, there's nothing else like a strawberry shortcake bar.

Starting point is 00:56:16 The Reese's outside of the Reese's isn't as crunchy as the strawberry shortcake. Yeah. It's kind of like dry. Like lightly breaded. No, that's true. It's a little bit more crunch, a little bit more like a, yeah, it's kind of like dry. Like lightly bread it. No, that's true. It's a little bit more crunch, a little bit more like a, I think of a similar bar.

Starting point is 00:56:31 It's interesting, that's true. It's less of a standout, it's less unique. I mean, that cream sickle's such a classic. I just finished this one. I am gonna finish the strawberry shortcake bar, which may never be three for three. I don't know if it exists, but it feels like the humor is a place

Starting point is 00:56:44 that would have a fun factory tour. Mm. Have you guys ever done factory tours? Have you done any interesting factory tours? No. Have you done any? Not even like a... I want to one. I got caught in a chocolate pipe and I got eliminated first.

Starting point is 00:56:58 I used to do that. I think there are a lot of them on these because I'm kind of surprised you haven't done. Oh, I went to the Cape Cod potato chip factory. Yeah, I did the hers potato chip factory. There's a band in Jerry's. Hersh fun to say. Yeah. Hersh.

Starting point is 00:57:11 And then when we went to, when you were in the factory, was it like, Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Cors shut down. I want to Hershey. I want to Hershey, Pennsylvania. I have a whole theme park there. Yeah, their factory. We were there and it was closed and we did the indoor ride and got like Hershey's in the left now.

Starting point is 00:57:37 That was kind of all we could do. I heard that play. That kind of sucks. The Hershey's factory tour. Yeah. I remember it not being like, I mean also to be like, there's big theme park, but like it's raining and you can't do any of it.

Starting point is 00:57:47 And it was kind of like at that time of year where it's like barely open. And then we want to Amish country. I remember we got to Amish country as well. That would be a fun, that would be a fun dope boys thing going to Amish country. Yeah. And maybe we'll pull a kingpin' subsidiary,

Starting point is 00:58:01 I would be great. They're like, who these fucking losers? Ha! Kinkin, Ceditorio would be great. They're like, who these fucking losers? He find a teenager who was going on his rum springer and he goes on tour with the doughboys and then comes back immediately. We have that world, everything you've said is true. I'm back. I think the strawberry shortcake is the best. I think you're correct.

Starting point is 00:58:27 That should be on your rum spring and listening to doboys. You think that's happened? Do you think that's happened to someone? Wow. If you're on rum spring right now and you're listening to the podcast, hit us up with hashtag yum springa.

Starting point is 00:58:39 We want to hear from you. I bet that's, I bet someone on rum springa has heard one of us on a podcast. Yeah, I think that's and totally. Wow. I mean, I guess you're I'm always surprised by people who listen to the podcast, but I just had never thought about that before. Our food is here so early for the next episode. It's insane. But we're recording two back to back. We're recording next week's episode, or recording the previous week's episode next. I think I should just bring it in here. And what should you do? Are they, are your guests coming here?

Starting point is 00:59:12 Are they need to eat it? No, they eat it already. Are they? No. Wait. One of the guests in studio and is gonna eat it with you. Okay, so we need to wait on that. We could eat the pizza.

Starting point is 00:59:23 Yeah, we could eat the pizza. I think we should eat the pizza. All right, what are we thinking on this strawberry, on the strawberry shortcake bar, the Reese's bar and the cream sickle bar. We've, you know, I think we should review this brand like we would review a restaurant, which means which go around,

Starting point is 00:59:42 if a closing argument, if you will, and given a score from zero to five forks. So, Sustor, why don't we start with you? Okay. These bars are fun. Nowadays, I feel like you don't see that many specifically humor branded ice cream trucks. I probably as the only father of the three of us

Starting point is 01:00:04 encounter ice cream trucks, I would think more than either of you, but I'm not sure. Well, it felt a little loaded the way you said that. The other big competition. Yeah, what exactly does that mean? I guess like where you're like at school or something you'll see an ice cream truck. What are the park?

Starting point is 01:00:24 Okay. The other big competition see an ice cream trip. Part of the park. Okay. The other big competition at the, you think you can come to them or without your children, strictly with your children. The other thing that you see more of is, they have a lot of branded pops. I was just gonna see your question.

Starting point is 01:00:38 I was, it's a mix, it's half and half. Okay, all right. Like a SpongeBob pop or something. Yeah. Yeah. That's fair. And the good humor, I think, has nothing to do with the. They just have an internet. They have Sonic pop, which have a son of a here, which has the gumball eyes. Yeah. Those can be, those are pretty popular, especially with the young kids. Yeah. But Chaco taco, which is, isn't they stopped making? Yeah. I think they stopped making that. So sad. But that was one of the best. For actual taste, I think these good humor bars can't be beat.

Starting point is 01:01:08 Yeah. And they're fun too. The, you know, the term which I've never, I don't know why they're called ice cream novelties, but I think there is a novelty to them that they're like, oh, it's like interesting. It's like the little bites or the, you know, the cream school, there's something like fun about them.

Starting point is 01:01:24 I agree. A great michisum when he talks about food on doughboys is when he's talking about some liking eating something, he says, I was having a great time. Sure. Which is not something that people usually, people usually say I was enjoying the taste of they'd be, but there is something that you're having a good time if you're eating a good humor bar. So for me, it's me.

Starting point is 01:01:45 No, it's me. Okay. For me, I say five forks. Five forks. Five forks. Yeah, I think I similarly will say like, oh, that's a lot of fun. Or like all I'm having fun when I'm talking about food. So I think that, but I think that's just a more of a matchling, but sure, you say it to me.

Starting point is 01:01:58 I don't think it's just a Mitch. Okay. I think it's a Mitchism. I don't know if it's a Mitchism. Specifically, that was a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun.

Starting point is 01:02:08 I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun.

Starting point is 01:02:15 I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun.

Starting point is 01:02:23 I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's a lot of fun. I think it's between you and I. Do you know my favorite ice cream? Like, you know, there's like the Ninja Turtle and whatever. Yeah, I love the the Marin pop. I love. What the pop? I'm not going to be a little bit more

Starting point is 01:02:39 like a little bit more. I'm not going to be a little bit more like a little bit more. I'm not going to be a little bit more. I'm not going to be a little bit more. I'm not the Marin pop. What the pop? I look they're classic for a reason. I really love that creamsicle. Really enjoyed that strawberry shortcake for the first time, having it right now. I mean, this, I'm gonna give it five forks, but for this, or five licks, what do we, we used to do five spoons for ice cream, I mean, but I give my friendship to you two five forks

Starting point is 01:03:23 as well. That's a nice thing to say. I love both of you. Wow. That's a nice thing to say. I love both of you. Wow. It was that episode was, uh, was bad. It was very bad. It was a bad, uh, and I was very upset.

Starting point is 01:03:32 I was too upset. Um, but we worked it outwikes. Yeah. Like we work out everything. That's true. And that made me confident in our friendship. I'm working out in general. That made me confident in our, in our working out in general. That may be confident in our friendship

Starting point is 01:03:47 and the podcast for the future, because I think that if we could come back from that, I think we can come back from everything. No, you tell you like, you know, like turn down a free hot dog and I get really mad at you for that or something. I mean, it's bound to happen. But I think that that's the most

Starting point is 01:04:06 upset I've ever been and and and it was it's a bad listen and sus. Thank you for listening to Hanford also. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks. Hanford. Hanford needs a thank you. I feel like you had one person. But I want to get like a voicemail from Hanford and play that with his thoughts. We could do that too. But I love both. Yeah. I love the whole dog boys crew. So, so, so it was a, I'm happy that it's behind us and I'm happy no one will listen to the rest too many to name.

Starting point is 01:04:34 There he is. Emma, Amelia Casey, Mike, there's no point in just aiming. Mike, everyone, effort. Mike edits our video. Oh, yes I thought you're talking about hampered again. Sorry. I know Mike is I mean I know I know you know, like, under water. No, we were talking about hairboard. I know you know, it's the same thing you sang.

Starting point is 01:05:14 Yeah, we'll name everybody. Everyone I had gum. Anya in the- And everyone I feral. I'm gonna get the pizza. Mitch gave it five forks. I am going to get the pizza. Mitch gave it five forks. I am going to, oh, it was just, but Mitch also just want to say that I thought it was,

Starting point is 01:05:32 no, no, no, it was just, it was really nice that what he's just said. And I think it was, I don't think it was a good converse. I think it was good that it happened. I think we had a good conversation in the aftermath. And I think it's, I love you too. And I think it's great that we can talk openly and honestly about things that we can get

Starting point is 01:05:46 on the other side of grievances and not just let them to find us because it's not, you know. Should I tell everyone what we bond over? Wags came over and we both jacked off into my shower. I'm standing up and we put a five minute timer on the dryer, finished and we finished at the same time. I think it's great. I think that this is a five fork friendship.

Starting point is 01:06:09 I think it's great to see how you guys have, you know, it was. I'm not joking that when you were doing the intro and you're talking about, again, I'm not going to go over the whole thing, but we were talking about all the stuff that's been done on the podcast. It's kind of crazy. Yeah. And I think that your friendship is strong, that you guys will be able to continue it

Starting point is 01:06:27 for Sarah, say maybe another 400 episodes. Jesus Christ. As long as you still have that great friendship connection and it continues to be so financially effentative. It's a good idea. Yeah. Which I will say, look, when the show started,

Starting point is 01:06:44 I don't think that we thought, I didn't think we, I neither of us thought it would go on for this long. Well, also, yeah, you did it for a year and a half with basically making no money, losing money, and in fact, and you did it then because you liked each other and it was fun. Yes.

Starting point is 01:07:00 And also, I think, look, I think for both of us, neither of us wanted to have a podcast be our main thing. Right. And we work in a world now where you need, it's not right. And I think that people, like, I think people under rest, I was talking about this on the DoeScore last night of like, like, how much money gets made. Just the working class for actors, and I know, look.

Starting point is 01:07:25 I know that writing and acting is compared to digging ditches and doing actual physical labor is, it's fun, it's a fun thing to pursue. But the wages and you can't live off of it anymore. It's the truth. Why is it like you're saying with the WGA and with SAG, just working class in those areas, and like all lines of work have been squeezed completely. So we've been very lucky to have this podcast and have people support us. Which so I want to thank

Starting point is 01:07:54 people who who listen and support us too because that's it. Thank you. Thank you very listeners. Of course. Yes. Oh, oh, oh, it's even though we give them a hard time. And can I just add one thing? You said you were going to go get the pizza. I know we give him a hard time, but... And can I just add one thing? You said you were gonna go get the pizza. Oh. I'm not gonna go five forks, but I do, these did outperform my memory.

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Starting point is 01:14:15 to get 50% off your first box, do it. Welcome back to Doe Boys. We're here with Evan Susser. We got pizza we're eating and we also have a beverage and we're going to decide if you should pour it down your throat. It's another edition of Drink or Stank. Before we get to that, just a note for Amelia when you're listening to this later, if you order the Doe Boys a pizza, you can feel free to make that a large pizza. That's not me, that's a medium or small. Yeah. So first of all, let's say for your guys' next episode, you're ordering some food from Domino. That's correct, which came out the previous week.

Starting point is 01:14:55 We did that with the two scary to watch. She put out to the tech chain, hey, while I'm ordering from Domino's, would you guys like me to, you know, throw on a pizza or something? And somehow, you know, no one wanted to say, yeah, I need to eat another pizza. Yeah, right. But clearly everyone wanted to eat this pizza. We all want pizza. Amelia, feel free to just add a pizza next time. And a large pizza. Don't, don't make us ask. I don't know why. I don't know why.

Starting point is 01:15:25 I don't know why. I mean, I mean, I mean, it's. I don't know why. Thank you, Amelia. I forgot that I wasn't talking into the microphone. I was gonna say, I don't know why I wasn't like. Get two large pizzas. I don't know why we were so cool.

Starting point is 01:15:41 We didn't want to take ownership of being the guy, like, yeah, please get us pizzas because we're fucking big goblins. Yeah, but we wanted them. But we wanted the pizza. Yeah. Just so you've been playing, you've been playing Tears of the Kingdom, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:15:58 Mitch, you haven't cracked it open yet. Mm-hmm. And Emma, you've been playing them Tears of the Kingdom or did you just got it? I literally just opened it last night. I played for like an hour, so I'm not very far into it, but so far I love it. It's a meaty tutorial.

Starting point is 01:16:09 You got some ways to go. Casey, you messed around tears the kingdom at all? He was all the guy. Not yet, I want to, but I haven't gotten it really good. It's really good. So this is, we're doing a drink or something, so you brought it? That's right, so this is a brought this.

Starting point is 01:16:23 It's like, do you have a segment? And I was like, I do, but he's like, oh, well, I brought this, we don't have to have it. I was like, well, of course we should have that. So I got these, because of the grocery store, I spotted them, I thought they looked good, got some for home, and I said, oh, this is a perfect oh boy's thing, it's Dr. Pepper.

Starting point is 01:16:38 It was funny that you brought these and you also brought it in voice to us for these. Uh-huh. It's the Dr. Pepper Zero, which is, I don't know if you guys, what you're, if you have a soda these days, if you're doing zero or diet or regular, I become a goat zero guy. One goat zero days. Like, I, I, I, much prefer at this point, I, cause I would drink, oh, no, drink soda. I used to drink diet coke. Now I can't, now I can't take, now a diet coke,

Starting point is 01:17:07 I don't like it. So basically zero is what I like. I actually like diet coke. Interesting. I know some people are still in that camp, but I like the zero, so Dr. Pepper zero, I like and then I thought, oh, this could be interesting. So we do a drinker's tank.

Starting point is 01:17:22 Let's do it. I just crushed over to the bad boy. I think JF was talking this up. Oh, all right. Yeah. These are fucking idiots. Let's see. Let's see for our from your Kickstarter sucks.

Starting point is 01:17:34 Let's have a taste. Hmm. Hmm. It's good. They used to have a chair. Is this light or is it still a cherry vanilla? I don't know if they still do, they used to for sure. It reminds me of this obviously different, but it's like the same sort of concept.

Starting point is 01:17:52 There's a slight aftertaste of like dye and strawberry at the same time. Let me try it again. But it's interesting you guys like it, because now I have a reveal. I already had one of these. I got a whole box and Jamie and I both had them, my wife, and we hated them and that's why I brought them. Wow, wow, wow. What did you hate about it?

Starting point is 01:18:14 I think it's too many flavors. I think Dr. Peppery already a bunch of flavors. And then you aimed the segment strawberries. I got a segment for today. I'm gonna bring these sodas that we hate and get rid of them out of the house. Yeah. I'll be funny. It is funny.

Starting point is 01:18:30 What was your segment, Wags? Probably like a beautiful look pack at the past 400 episodes. No, I had a, I had a, I do. It's fine. So we'll use it in a different future episode. What was it? We'll do it in a future future episode. What was it?

Starting point is 01:18:49 We'll do it in a future episode, but it was a... You fucked up, Sus! We might end up doing it on last week's episode. Okay. So if you heard serving USA, that's what I originally planned for this episode. That sounds good. Sounds good. Sounds like there's some sort of song involved.

Starting point is 01:19:04 Yeah, there's maybe a song. maybe would have happened. That might have happened the previous week. We'll see. No, no, no, it's good to get your old so does he don't like. It could happen next week's episode too. Let's go surfing now. Everybody's serving how? Serving USA? Yeah, you know, kind of like that. I mean, not, you know, not, not exactly, but yeah, it's not serving. Okay, don't serving, serving USA. What's up? If everybody had a tray, it's a, if everybody had a portion.

Starting point is 01:19:36 Oh, that's so good. It's fine. Well, maybe use, well, maybe you've already used it or maybe use it next week. This episode is mostly recapping things that the listener doesn't get to hear. I gotta go ahead and say, drunk. I think it's a big time, drunk. I really like this.

Starting point is 01:19:52 I should have brought the rest. You have anything else in your fridge you want? Yeah, what are you gonna do with the rest? If you don't like it, you're still gonna drink them, just begrudging it. Yeah, probably, I'll probably finish this one. That is pretty good. That is pretty good. That's pretty good.

Starting point is 01:20:06 What's the deal? I mean, I think it's a fucking deal, buddy. I mean, it's just a lot of flavors. Hungapachka, so might say. I can smell them from here. You can smell them from here. It's a very strong, strawberry scent. Emma, can you smell them in Chicago?

Starting point is 01:20:23 I can and it's nauseating. Wow. Oh my god Sus may an executive decision there taking the over the pizza box Yeah, drank for me. You know, I like doing a classic old school segment lags Yeah, I love a client. Look, we're back in studio. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

Starting point is 01:20:49 That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine.

Starting point is 01:20:57 That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. Wow, no, I think this is actually worth reviving from our original episode 400 because I don't

Starting point is 01:21:06 think we got to this in the recorder. You'll let me know, Sus. No, he didn't. Amelia, so we used to have a thing that was a statement called an unsatisfied yelper and they're very early going. It was discontinued. It was kind of hard to source and they weren't always good. And sometimes they were just kind of a bummer because people were insane. But this is one that, uh, that, that Amelia found.

Starting point is 01:21:27 This is a new unsatisfied yelper review from, uh, December of 2022 of the Inglewood Chili's. This is from Janay G of Henderson Nevada. Wow. Let me read this. I wish I could give them zero stars. Found small worm in my broccoli. There's no telling if anywhere in my honey chipotle chicken crispers as they touched. I ordered chicken crispers with broccoli and fries and I was eating my broccoli when I found a small worm on them. I thought it was tripping until I used my camera light to see it real good.

Starting point is 01:22:00 I'm so upset as I was hungry and couldn't wait for my lunch break to see that. I had stopped going there due to the bad service of either lack of staff or staff not knowing what they're doing and the food taking too long or being cold when it comes out. This time food being served warm with worms, I can't even eat. It was stuck in between broccoli and used my nail to move it and it came out. So disappointed. It was very, it was very pleasant speaking to the mod. She resolved the issue. You actually did get to that. Oh, we did. Yeah. I don't know. No, I don't. I don't

Starting point is 01:22:33 remember that at all. It's gross. I was confused when she says the mod. I think it's a manager on duty. Do we talk about the worm? You talk about the worm and you talk about movies with the worm. And then you look up top movies with worms and I think about worm rounders. What? Oh, the character's name is worm. Oh, OK.

Starting point is 01:22:57 Yeah. I don't remember this. I do remember this. I remember this. I get not to get into the whole episode. I knew that we'd want to talk about the worm, this small worm that she brings up. But we, oh want to talk about the worm, this small worm that she brings up. But we, oh, we talk about the big worm movies. Yeah. Okay. There's a, there's a pick of the worm, or is that Mitch's hog? Dude, this is what started the fight. This is the exact thing that started the fight. That you're right. it's coming back to me now,

Starting point is 01:23:25 from this exact run. What were the some of the worm movies, do you remember? Tremors, Tremors, Slare of the White Worm. Mm, I don't remember. Rounder, Dune, probably. Dune, of course, Dune. Oh my God, he has Amphor Dune Part 2. Oh, I'm very excited.

Starting point is 01:23:43 I fucking slither. Yeah. The Last Dance. The Last Dance. The Dennis Rodman, the worm. Mm-hmm. Oh, good, right. I mean, is it a movie?

Starting point is 01:23:56 Magnolia has a worm thing, right? Oh, yeah. Looking for a guy named worm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, it sounds like the last episode, maybe we should release it. Sounds like it was good. They're good parts. Peaks and valleys. So, we appreciate what you do for the show too. We don't need to do this every time. We just had fun. We did have fun. All right. Hey, that was a drink or stink and a non-satisfied yelp or just like a restaurant

Starting point is 01:24:24 with all your feedback. Let's open up the feedback. Today we have an email from Cassie. Cassie writes. Hey, he's right there. Why do you email us? Hey, see, you can just ask us. You don't even have to say I quit. That is the day.

Starting point is 01:24:36 He's clearly a letter of resignation template. You name him replace the placeholder. Bobby based it. I will be dragging my boyfriend. This is from the guy. He's a guy. He's a guy. He's a guy. He a total guy. Just clearly a letter of resignation template. You name and replace the placeholder. I'll be based in it. I will be dragging my boyfriend, this is from Cassie.

Starting point is 01:24:50 Cassie, right? It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like,

Starting point is 01:24:57 It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like,

Starting point is 01:25:04 It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, It's like, And you should quit. I will be dragging my boyfriend to the Boston show on June 10th. What? Also our two year anniversary. Wow. My question is, we have a scenario here. Here's the scenario. Food podcasts are illegal. They have already arrested the deli boys.

Starting point is 01:25:22 No, I mean, they'll be the first one. First they came for the deli boys. No, I mean, they'll be the first one. First they came from the deli boys and I said nothing. I think he came from the deli boys, I'd say something. The, uh, the do boys are currently on the run from the cops. What fast food chain do you hide out in? Personally, I would hide in none because I'm not a nerd with a food podcast. Okay.

Starting point is 01:25:55 Love you guys. So this is tricky because a food podcast are illegal and they know what kind of ground we cover. What are you doing? Hold on. Don't worry about it. So this is tricky because of food podcasts are illegal and they know what kind of ground we cover. What are you doing? Hold on. Don't worry about it. You're actively texting.

Starting point is 01:26:09 Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. At least, bust in your dear second thumb to accelerate the process. There you go. It's done. What were you doing? You'll maybe you'll find out. Is related to the show?

Starting point is 01:26:20 Mm-hmm. Okay. To this episode? Mm-hmm. Okay. Does he need a Mm-hmm. Okay. Um, does you need to check his phone? No. It works out. You'll hear it. We've podcasted our legal. We're on the run from the cops, Mitch and I. What fast food chain do we hide out in? So they know

Starting point is 01:26:41 the cops know our gimmick. They don't we do. They know what they're going to be, you know, they don't, what are the normal stomping grounds would be. I don't think you want to try to find safe haven in like a Taco Bell, because they'll, you know, they'll know we might be there or McDonald's. I don't know what fast food chain do we, well, the question is, you want to go to a crowded one or do you want to go to an empty one? Like if you went to an end out, they could like try and search in and out

Starting point is 01:27:09 but it's packed all the time in it and out and there's a long drive through and also they're gonna get in there and they're gonna be like, oh man, I want to get a double, double and they'll get distracted. Yeah. Because maybe the first instant would be like, oh, go to like a long John Silver's or, you know, ghost town one.

Starting point is 01:27:25 Right. But those would be, you'll be the only ones in there. That's a good point. You see the spot. That's a thing. A popular, I would say in and out. It's a good one. In my mind, like, what's like the most bunker-ish, you know, like the most, the most like a bunker? There's a, there's a triangle in a square left, anyone want?

Starting point is 01:27:40 You can take whatever, whichever you'd like. I don't really need any pizza. I'm grabbing the square You're on camera eating a lot of it No, no, no pizza for me No, thank you, but you guys enjoy I'll tell you can I tell you a really funny move. I love that guy when they look a shared item They like immediately scarved out a lot and then the rest is all yours.

Starting point is 01:28:05 Yeah. Thanks, but I feel like you know this character from, feels like maybe you've played this character before. You need on your front-facing camera. I'll tell you what I was texting. I texted Haiford, I said, we use send a voice to my most topping up here. Thoughts pop. That was the whole idea. The whole thing I was preparing for, let's do it twice. To prepare. That sucks. It did.

Starting point is 01:28:34 Well, you've listened to it more than anyone will listen to it. Except Emma, maybe sorry Emma. And again, if you see so, if you see Mitch and ask him, I'll just play it for you. Yeah, I'll play it for you. I'll stand there for two hours and hold the phone up for you. I, here's, here's my, here's my thing off of Sustor's pitch, which is that I think crowded is good.

Starting point is 01:28:55 I think you want highly trafficked, but I think you also wanted to feel kind of labyrinthine and hard to like navigate. And that puts me in a hot place that's's always hopping a place that has a huge footprint and a place that maybe like like moving up stairs is a downstairs where could someone be the cheesecake factory. That's pretty good.

Starting point is 01:29:17 Not fast food, but it was a question specifically fast food. Yeah, but it's a chain restaurant. It qualifies we cover chain restaurants. That's what we do. That's our gimmick. That's a great specifically fast food. Yeah, but it's a chain restaurant. It falls apart. We cover chain restaurants. That's what we do. That's our gimmick. That's a great, great answer. And if a Costco food court counts, I might also say that too.

Starting point is 01:29:33 Cause I think that's very hot. And then I think there's, you know, easy for someone to get a lot better. Also, you have to be a member. And you have to be a member. There you go. I think my answer is McDonald's. Cause I would go into the play place

Starting point is 01:29:49 and then you could probably lose them in the tunnels. Right. You know what I'm saying? You could just go into the play. Yeah, you would happen into a play place isn't gonna arise any suspicion. I'm like, yeah, a grimace is there, right? Everything's normal.

Starting point is 01:30:03 Also, they'll have to like remove a tube because I'm stuck in the tube, basically another Charlie and the Chocolate Factory scenario. I've never been in a play place as an adult. Me neither. Me neither. We were to do. Would you be able to fit in there? Like, that's a question.

Starting point is 01:30:22 You get, I mean, like, one of those slides, yeah, would we be able to, would we be able to traverse a play place? We know today's children are bigger than ever. Yeah, they probably have been scaled up for the kids. Mm-hmm. I think that they were always pretty sturdy. There was like, you know, like seven kids in there.

Starting point is 01:30:42 How many kids will add up to me? Seven? You know like seven kids in there. How many kids is take do it will would add up to me Seven I'm trying to think how much of a kid I wish you a kid wait 50 pounds. There's a white age kid. Oh Yeah, fifty seven kids. Yeah, I'd say five to seven kids. Okay, depends on the age you're right What a five what is a five year old way like 50 pounds? There's ten pounds per year. That's a kid. 10 pounds per year and I'm at 40, so I do the math. Makes sense.

Starting point is 01:31:10 I think, yeah, the McDonald's play place could work. I mean, you could also like go incognito in the ball pit. You just go under there and you'd have a lot of coverage. I am proud of ourselves that we don't weigh 400 pounds by 400. I think they were good, you know, got close. That would be a great thing to... We should try to hit 500 pounds by episode five under. She.

Starting point is 01:31:38 We'd be the whale, that's all right though. The whale had a pretty good setup. though. Yeah. The will had a pretty good, I, the will had a pretty good setup. All the gay porn OECATSUM, all the meatballs subs he could eat. Yeah. I guess yeah. Okay, he didn't have to go to showered a jack-off. Right there in his chair. They in place he taught his Zoom Collectors. I do, I do think it would be interesting to see how much weight we gained since the start. I mean, like, we've seen old photos. You can tell by old photos, I haven't weighed myself, but I know generally what I weighed

Starting point is 01:32:12 around then. I think I've put on close to 50 pounds. I would say probably same, 50 to 60. How much of that is do-boys? How much is the natural aging process sit our own bad decisions? But yeah, definitely, I'm up quite a bit. Same. No.

Starting point is 01:32:31 Worth it though. Yeah. Those are where you wait, why is since doughboys started? The question, I've yo-yoed a bunch as doughboys has gone on. Mostly, I get a yo-yo, mostly. Stays. that. Mostly. Stays. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:32:46 Yeah. Yeah. One of those tricks where the yo-yo goes up, it stays. It stays. And then very occasionally drops down that kind of yo-yo. Sure, yeah. But I think, I think maybe I'm back where I started. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:33:02 Um, Wim Doblin. No, I think I was last Wim Doblin. I don't know. It's been back and forth. I'm. Yeah. Um, when double, no, I think I was last one. But I don't know. It's been back and forth. I'm not sure. Is this, is this a joke that's anyone's done? Like, yeah, I kind of, I kind of got a yo yo diet. Yeah. Yo, yo, give me a burger. That's good. That's good. Oh, dude, I bet you that joke's been done a really. Yo, yo, give me a burger, that's been done a million times.

Starting point is 01:33:28 Yeah, you're right, it's a little bit, it's a lot. Well, we're done. Yeah, we're done. This is a tight episode, but whatever is different format. We're gonna do whatever, we stretch it out. We exercise the demon. Exactly, that was the main purpose.

Starting point is 01:33:44 That was the main purpose of we had some dominoes who was delicious. Yeah We didn't save any for Casey. I think there's a freaking ripoff. There is there are two. Oh, no, there's not now There's no more pizza. There is one slight there is one slice of pizza. Wait, is there? Yeah, and I'm gonna eat it. Sorry If you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurants You can email us at doboyspodgastagymel.com. We leave us a voice mail at 830 godo. That's 830 4636844. And to get the doboys double a week, the bonus episode during the golden or platinum play club at patreon.com. Wags.

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Starting point is 01:34:42 Nope. Episode 500. Wow. Wow. We'll see you back here in another hundred episodes. Oh man. Two years basically. We're not two years. All right. Two years. Tell once again, we say, this is Sparta 500. Bye. I'm just going to move back, which I'll be quiet. You're happy. 500! Bye! I'm going to have to move back, which I'll be quite happy eating. Yeah! Sources for the intro or in the episode description.

Starting point is 01:35:12 That was a hate gun podcast. you you Hey guys, it's Mike Hanford, one of, if not the most popular guests on Doe Boys. I heard the unreleased episode and I got to say it was it was something. It was entertaining. It was wild. It was, you know, a prime example. If you got Nick Wigher, one of the most, you know, cold, calculated, vicious people in Hollywood going up against, like Mitchell, one of the most trusting, sensitive people out there, and really somebody who Nick Wagner would put in his crosshairs and try to take them. But yeah, the episode was crazy. I thought, I wanted to hear more about it.

Starting point is 01:36:55 I wanted to hear more details about the text. What was said when you guys were fighting in person, because I think that happened maybe? Yeah, I just wanted more, but what can I say? I'm sort of a sick fuck. Uh, well, let me tell you this two guys, congratulations on the 400th episode. That's huge. I'm, I'm so proud of you. That's crazy that it's been going that long. And hey, hey, here's to 400 more. Here's to four more at least. Let's do, let's just focus on a month done and see where we're at.

Starting point is 01:37:29 I also wanted to tell you guys, oh, you know those Coke machines where you can mix and match flavors of Coke, like you can do a diet, cherry vanilla and you see them at the movie theaters lot. Well, anyway, they're doing something like that for Heinz condiments. I think Heinz is making something like that. Look into it. I could be huge for the fast food restaurant industry. I'm just saying, take a look. Okay, guys, I'm gonna get out of here.

Starting point is 01:37:51 This is already way too long. Love you. So glad you patch things up. Can't wait to hear more episodes and can't wait to see you guys again in person. in person.

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