Doughboys - Gray's Papaya with Zach Cherry, Mike Hanford, & Tami Sagher (LIVE)

Episode Date: June 29, 2023

Zach Cherry, Mike Hanford, and Tami Sagher join the 'boys LIVE in NYC to discuss pizza rat, flavored condoms, and Shallow Hal before a review of Gray's Papaya. Recorded live at the Palladium Times Square on June 9, 2023Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comWant more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wow. Hey, buddy. How you doing? Thanks so much for coming out tonight. So if you listen to the podcast first off, sorry, second off, you know that there is a WGA strike going on right now. And thank you. By the way, while we're applauding Labor, Platinum Times Square is a union venue. How about that? So because of the WGA strike, I'm not writing new intros right now, but I still wanted to do an intro because this is a live show, so here's what I settled on. I am going to do the first intro from our first New York City live show in September of 2017. Was anyone at that show?

Psycho shit. It's been six years, there's so many other podcasts. Okay, so here's the intro from our first New York City live show, Guy's American Kitchen with Christine Nangle. I'm off you wanna play the music. Is this my light over here? Is that better? Okay, here we go.

April 19, 1993 was a defining day in the history of TV. It marked the launch of a new basic cable channel called the Television Food Network. Viewed through the prism of today's fragmented micro-targeted pop culture landscape, it seems unremarkable, but back in 93, the TV Food Network was mocked and derided as a sign of television's descent into absurdity. Originally its programming was targeted at Leap Gormons and presented by hosts like Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous's Robin Leach. Gorma magazine editor David Rosengarten, and Donna Hanover, the

then wife of disgraced and discredited former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani. But as the channel evolved, it discovered a recipe for bigger ratings, scoring its first mainstream hit via New Orleans chef, Emerald Legasi, a natural on camera with his outsize personality, running list of catchphrases, and tendency to punctuate seasoning with an outburst of bam! The new Food Network, having dropped TV from its name, centered its programming on down-home fare presented by every man and woman,

amassing a stable of celebrity chefs, including Bobby Flay, Rachel Ray, and then now Shun, the Paula Dean. Then in 2005, Food Network launched its reality competition show, the next Food Network show, the next Food Network show, the next Food Network star, and its season 2 winner would transform the channel. A Bay Area chef with bleached blonde hair styled in Bart Simpson's spikes, with the piercing tattoo slaves, and Flamen Blason bowling shirt of a karaoke DJ.

Guy Ferry, who'd legally changed his last name to its Italian spelling, Fieri. This dead ringer for the singer from Smash Mouth smashed the expectations of a chef, the Sammy Hagar of the kitchen, Hulk Hogan in a chef's coat, a chugalow. And it would become not just the next star, but the biggest star in Food Network's history, famous for both tasting and repairing over the top of American food that often seemed conceived on a dare. Before hitting the airway of Sphere, it already had two restaurants, Italian concept Johnny Garlicks and Tex-Wassabis of BBQ sushi joint. Yes, you heard that right. But his hit shows led by the travel-focused diners, drive-ins, and dives elevated his profile to expand his empire of franchises on the cruise ships and the Vegas trip and in

2012, he opened his flagship restaurant right here in Times Square. While embraced by tourists it's been shunned by Aletus, most famously an escavying New York Times review where critic Pete Wells, the kind of snobbish gourmet who food network cast away in favor of regular guys like Guy, described one cocktail as nuclear waste that tasted like some combination of radiator, fluid, and formaldehyde. Fieri bustes breast aside the viral tear down, responding, quote, I'm doing the type of food America loves and I'm doing it the right way. But is it really the type of food America loves?

Is it actually money, gangster, and off the hook? Will it truly make one exclaim, shut the front door, or wholly stromboly Batman? This week on Do-Boys, we flown cross country and landed in Flavor Town, USA. It's Guy's American Grille in Bar. And this week on Do-Bo, how you doing New York City? Wow, what a show we have for you tonight. But before we go any further, this week's roast is courtesy of Brian. Let me introduce my co-host, All Bush, No Wic.

The Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. go through with it that much. And it was so hard to get this suit here. You look great. Mitch is dressed up as Austin Powers because Mitch, this is canonically a silly show. That's right. That means we're on fumes. We're gonna be bad. Austin had a thin neck, apparently. Mitch that roast was sent in by Brian who's not at the show because he's getting married. How about that?

Are you fucking coward? My wife wouldn't let me move her wedding day, because I could go see the doughboys. I saw it on the gram, congrats to both of them. Congrats. Congratulations, DM. There's another roast that was sent in, Mitch. I'm going to read this one. It's a little bit of a long road, but I think it's worth it, especially with the added context. I'll just read it as a roast. Please welcome my co-host, the Architect of Central Pork, Please welcome my co-host, the Architect of Central Pork, Brederick's Slaw Olmsted. You have to read every fucking roast you got.

Hi, Nick, Mitch, Emma, and Amelia. I wanted to offer this NYC themed roast that doubled as a tribute to Frederick Law Olmsted, the landscape architect who designed Central Park in Brooklyn's Prospect Park, which I prefer to central. Sorry, you can't enjoy either of these beautiful outdoor spaces because of the current state of our air quality, but I look forward to seeing the show in NYC.

Hugs and Kissies, Rado, AKA O'Tooler, in the Doe scored, PS shout out to Team Culver. Do you hear Rado? Hey buddy! Wow! Wow! Fucking wiger clone. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, fucking wiger clone. The fuck, what the fuck is that guy's deal?

He seems cool to me. Up. So much I know you never listened to my intro, but I did ask who is here for our first show in New York City in 2017. How long are you supposed to be able to dance like awesome powers and not be completely out of breath? Because I'm still I'm having a hard time breathing. I do think north of eight seconds, so

Did I give up too soon? Yeah, I mean, I think you did what you could you look great What do you mean I do what I could? You don't want to push it too far at the top of the show because then you're gonna have no energy you're gonna run out of games. Okay, I didn't know if you want to more because I would do more. No, no, no, no, no. I mean, no, no, no, no.

I was gonna complain if there's more. You were supposed to say, no, what's move on? No, we can, Mitch, we simply cannot have fun on this silly show. We need to move on. We got more bullet points to get to on my outline. Why is it really slow? Then you're supposed to do it anyway. You're supposed to get Emma to play it and do it anyway. There we go.

Ooh, that impestuous spoon man. What you doing? What you doing? What you doing? What you doing? What you doing? I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not doing it anymore. Costs is like $100. You get the stupid jackets too tiring.

So you ditched the jacket and now you're just wearing the vest. Which makes you look kind of like a New York guy over here. New York guys were best. They do. No, you just look like you're doing half-ass sting, but steampunk cosplay. Well, I'm gonna breath this out again. Okay, so I said earlier, I asked who is at the New York show in 2017. I also wanted to ask because we met some of them at today's chain. Who is at our DC show last night? Okay, a few people.

Is anyone coming to our show in Medford tomorrow? Wow. Bread heads. Bread heads. It's like dead heads, but way more pathetic. And they don't have fun. Yeah. And that's when I was coming in tonight, there was a guy at the front being like,

do boys this way? And I was like, that guy doesn't know what he's talking about. Sure. Makes no sense. We're in Times Square kind of. Yeah, we're just off of Times Square. That's insane. Thank you for all

to be here it's great it's great to be in air smokey week for you guys here in New York City what did you say smokey do you thought I said smokey no I just couldn't hear you smokey it's a smokey week the air it was it it was historically bad're just in dc and it was the worst air quality day in the city's history yeah yeah yeah it was so smokey in new york wise you know what happened what's that much i visited the statue liberty uh... lady liberty was flipping off canada uh...

so uh... So for the overwhelming majority of you who weren't at our DC show last night, Mitch had a version of that he tried out with the Lincoln Memorial. Only do you want to say what that punchline was? Sure. Why is it so smoky and DC this last week? How smoky was it? I went over to Lincoln Memorial.

The seat was empty. So I think that's a punch up, what you landed on. I was just trying to address the smoke, it's topical. My pitch wasn't, it's not what you wanted. My pitch was, I went to go see the Statue of Liberty Uh-huh. She was wearing a N95 mask You you fuck don't you dare? Don't you dare

How to how to spoonation in New York City Emma should we hit him with a drop? Listen up, baby. I'm a world of 500 miles and I'm a world of 500 more. Just to be the man who walks 500. They walk a thousand miles then. Should we edit this out? The listeners must never know I made a mistake. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da And here's another drop, keep up the great work. Chris Finke. Wow, Finke. Finke, he's good.

Yeah, that guy's good. Dropmaster, I forgot what we call him. Why is how you doing? I'm hanging in there. New York, I love it. Came in, trained over to Grace Papaya. I went back, slept at the hotel till now. Oh.

I wish we had more time in the city. The way this is booked, it's like we have the least amount of time in New York, and this is, I don't know, I always love visiting here for a variety of reasons. Yeah, we got friends here, but the backstage, we got a lot of our buddies back there. And you got the subway, which thankfully we got to ride a little bit. We saw pizza rat. Was that actually pizza rat?

It was pizza rat. You didn't see me get my picture with them? I saw a rat, but I didn't? It was pizza rat. You didn't see me get my picture with him? I saw a rat, but I didn't know it was pizza rat. Remember we fought over a slice of pizza rat, and I? Yeah, we don't get enough time. We're going to Boston tomorrow, which is a much better city. So, wow. Oh, you forgot it for Boston.

Fuck off. Yeah, so to the next kind of, I mean, if you want to put it in, Oh, you forgot a verbose and fuck off! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Miami heat. Shut the finals again. What are you doing? Oh no, impressive franchise. Uh huh. Uh yeah, it's good. And they've done since Pat Riley left the next to go to the heat. It's been quite a run. I feel like I should put this awesome powers costume

back on just go into Times Square. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Just continue doing it out there. Get your ass kicked by a woman wearing a Minnie Mouse suit. This is my fucking corner. Fuck outta here. Those, and I assume Times Square is a similar territorial thing as the Hollywood. He's getting off. That's Minnie Mouse. He likes it.

Yeah, that's me. Austin Fowler's likes get the shit kicked out of him. But a mascot performer. There ain't no- Only Minnie! That's me on the ground I'm trying to say I get turned on when Minnie Mouse is kicking my ass right okay good good So and a Hollywood Boulevard there's a similar thing as in Times Square There's a bunch of costume performers and I they're very territorial. They are very territorial.

Imagine the same thing takes place here. Like you can't just show up in a Captain America costume or fucking Jack Sparrow will kick your ass. Oh, you think Jack Sparrow will help? What? I genuinely can't hear you. That's part of the issue. You can't hear me.

I can hear you. Can you hear me? I can hear you. Okay. Jack Sparrow would help if you, like, it would help out Captain America. Like, you're saying that they're that territorial? No, I'm saying if you were, what you just said. That Jack Sparrow at the end of the party.

This is even worth following. You, you just, what you just said, the scenario of you dressing up as Austin Powers going out there and then Minnie Mouse, Minnie Mouse or fucking going after you. Yeah, kick my ass, I get turned on. So you figure that, you understand what the logic there, right? Yeah, yeah. Exactly. You just went out and capped an America costume.

Someone who regularly plays Jack Sparrow there would also get mad at you for stepping on their territory. Oh, I got it. It's a territorial thing. Yeah. Okay, I got it. It's a territorial thing. God, okay, okay. I love the addition of Jack Sparrow at the end of the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. I think it's a great choice.

He's still in there, right? He's still in there. He pulled it off. Anyways. Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring Depp back. This is the perfect platform to say, bring him back. Bring him back. Bring him back. Bring depth back. This is the perfect platform to say bring him back. Come on.

I say put Amber herd at the end of the ride too. They're there together. Then everyone's happy. Everyone's happy. We can all live with. I can't tell if I'm sweating from dancing from awesome powers of genuine flop sweat. It's a combo. Yeah. Combo to two, okay. I'm getting it too. But you know what Mitch, who want to dig out of this ravine? We got a great way to do it.

We have a try force. Are they still there? Oh, God. All right. They're still there. They're still there. You're ready for our guests. Let's get them out here. Make some noise for Zach Cherry, Mike Hanford, and Tammy Sager. Wow Wow

Hello New York Oh my god, there's so many people here that's I know terrifying Can you do that again for a second? Wow, I love it Wow, I love it. Yeah, now, yeah, put it back down. Thank you all so much for being here. Thanks for having us. I want to talk about something real quick

because we didn't address this last night in DC, Mitch. But there was a point yesterday when you and I both were worried that Tammy had died. That is true. We thought you died, Tammy. And we were so like, we're so concerned, thankfully it was, obviously, it's not a fucking, imagine if this reveal if that was a ghost.

I'd be fucking my whole life. Well, is anyone trying to pass a tail? Ghosts are real. And this is how I learned it in Dove Boys Live. You thought you're gonna, you think you're gonna, you think you're gonna be gonna do some Broadway. You see it goes. You come to the Dove Boys show when you see one instead. All right.

Well, this is why you thought there weren't a lot of people here. It was like, I was shocked. No, I overslept a shocking amount for our 1245 meetup. Right. And it was, and like, not responding to tax, not responding to like a phone call and Mitch and I were both genuinely really worried. Mitch had the idea to have your hotel room called. I've been in that scenario once or twice.

You were like, that having with me once in you. I've been in that scenario once or twice. Yeah. You were like, that having with me once in you. I did. Yeah. Go up to Boston. Go to Boston. I call Hanford's room. I look.

I could be on time sometimes. And we, to me, I said to Wig or I said it to you too. I was like, I didn't see you go to a room last night. And we were afraid that like you maybe got someone got. Yeah. What? I just again, I feel like. Were you set up watching her room to see? I walked back to his room.

I walked wag her to his room. I do not know what happened to him. It's all just like Mitch is like a girl stood me up. She must be dead. I just overslept a shocking amount. I was glad it was just that. We also talked, this was a thing we talked about, is that it was smokey.

It was very smokey, yeah. And we were all being affected by it. And I was like, I can't believe it. No, that is what happened. I woke up at like six in the morning and then I was up for a few hours. And then I fell back asleep. And when I say up, I mean on Instagram. I mean, I was up and out. And I can I do a topical smoky thing before I move too far past the smoky? Yeah, please. It was so smoky in New York the last few days. I saw the statue of Liberty.

And instead of saying like bring me your tired and your poor, it was saying, bring me your cheesets and your hot pockets. Because it was so smokey. It was so smokey. Oh, the statue of Liberty. The statue of Liberty was high. I don't know if you guys saw that. I did notice that.

I did notice that. I did notice that. I heard her say, bring me your salmon. Yeah. Smokehead salmon. Smoke salmon. It was really, no, you guys are right. It was really hot around here the other day.

I was just smoky. It was hot and smoky. I think the smoke was from the heat. But I, it was so smoky, I saw a bear with pants and a ranger head on. And he was like, I thought that was my job. And I was like, you don't make smoke. Yeah.

You're name smoky, right? I'm glad that you corrected him, too. Yeah. Well, hold on a second. Can make any sense. Yeah, that's wild to me. He was a little wild himself. I believe in him. Wild second. Can make any sense. Yeah, that's wild to me.

He was a little wild himself. I believe in the animal. I saw that too. I saw that. It was, yeah, well, I think it was on though. Well, I think it was on eighth street, eighth street, and eighth avenue. Yeah, I don't care.

We got some shelves for eighths. What's on eighth street smokey the bear? He lives there. He leaves in a walk up. We're talking hot dogs today. Oh, yeah, okay. I'll look quiet Nick. No, you're doing great.

Nope, nope, nope. I get it. We're talking about hot dogs. No, I love I love everything that happens so far. I'm just saying we're talking hot dogs. Can you let our guys just get some jokes in our guests? I read I wrote down so many. I said I could do some of them.

I got a little bit. It's tight. Yeah, I need to cook a little bit. What? You want to cook a little bit? You cook a little bit. You want me to go off? Yeah, you can cook a little bit.

Let me have a little more of my red cup, but I'll go off a little bit. OK, all right. Don't ever call me out. I got nothing here. You got to be with pizza rat, don't you? me out. I got nothing here. You got to be with pizza wrapped. I don't. Yeah. You got a fan. It's doing well. No, I don't really know him that well.

He's doing well. He's doing well. He got, I know you saw him today. He got, he got in and out on some crypto at like the right time. Oh, smart. He's doing all right. It was so smoky. He's not even pizza around anymore. Oh, shit. He's what is he's he's baking right? Oh I saw him in the subway this morning. He has he's dragging a huge piece of bacon. That's true bacon rat. Yeah I saw him later

Yeah, I saw him later and He was dead because of the carcinogens and the oh man. Oh, no, it's really bad. You guys the particulates are really it's really dangerous He was always an he was always an anti mask This Tammy makes no sense. He's dead. I walked him to his hole. It doesn't make any sense Watch him right him to his hole. It doesn't make any sense at all. I walked him right up to his hole. Do rats live in holes as much as that used to? I feel like that was, you know, a hole on a wall used to be, you know, used to be a baseball board. Yeah, a baseball, a little, a little,

a hole that the homeowner cut perfectly. Yeah. And then when the cat goes to chase him and goes in, he comes out in his nose as the shape of the hole. Cameras really, I hated that one that after. But no, I think a lot of mice now, and YGRA, I don't want to take too much time on this, but... No, no, please.

I think a lot of rats and mice are living up in bird's nests these days. Truth is, I read about that. Where'd I read that? Bird was bird monthly or was it rat monthly? Was either that a rat? Yeah, it was in rat monthly, but it was the bird monthly in the search. Oh, it's to try to get you to what I did.

I got both of them. Is that for real? That's fucked up. It's fucked up. Wait, is that for real? To breath. What is real? That rats are living in nest.

Well, I'm for sure know that, magazine. That rat mumply is real. OK. But do rats actually live in birds nests? I can't tell you what every single rat does in this city. OK. I'm not New York City's new rats are. Let's hear it.

I mean, it does feel like what would happen with housing in New York is like, it's so overcrowded, even like the birds can't sleep in their own nests. Yeah. It's fucking rat oligarchs are taken over. I'll say that I'll be out with friends. I'm like, man, it's getting so crowded here. Rats are going up. That just rinses. I'll be out with friends. I'm like, man, it's getting so crowded here. Rats are going up. Ha ha ha ha. That just rents. Ha ha ha.

I don't think anyone needs microphones up here, but me, this is good. Ha ha ha ha ha. Speaking of hot dogs. Yeah. So here's the trickiness about covering hot dogs with this particular panel. First off, Zach, you're vegan. Yes, it is.

Vegan-ish. Yeah. Tammy, you just you don't eat hot dogs because they give you migraines. Yeah, that's a bring the middle-aged lady onto this show and have fun with that. And then Hanford, are you, is it, are you, was that a bit or not that you're doing a keto diet? I'm three weeks into a keto diet. Wow. This is insane. But I ate a little bit of the bread.

It was okay. I mean, it's okay that I did it. How are you holding up? Because any time I've done it, try to do low carb. There reaches a certain point where I'm just like, get so fatigued by it, not just more mentally than anything.

I'm just so bored by what I can choose from to eat. Yeah, there's a lot of that. There was also just like, the first week I was like, dead tired all the time, and I read that that's like, you get out of it. No, I've got all the energy in the world! Wow. And how do you get over the exhaustion of only talking

about being on keto while you're on? Well, this is the thing. I've got so much energy now with the great foods that I'm eating that I don't slow down. I talk about a keto. Wow. Mm-hmm. I, I'm happy for you doing keto, whatever. Um, sorry, I shouldn't be dismissive.

I am happy for you. That's okay. I gotta say, Zach, I told you we were doing a completely different restaurant. You did, but it was a barbecue restaurant, so it wasn't, wasn't really a lot better. I said today when he showed up, hey, we're doing great. Sorry, he said, I saw on Twitter. Yeah. No one informed you.

No, no, no, it's a fail. It's a fail. It's a fail. Although, I think Amelia informed me. I think Amelia did Okay, okay, all right good. Well, you mentioned a barbecue restaurant and this is what I was advocating for I you know what that I acquiesce I allowed us to cover grays which I am a fan of and we'll talk about in a second But there's a place I really love in New York City I think some people have some affection for called Dallas BBQ. Look. Is it good?

It's got booze. Is it good? No, but it's fun. And it's fun to go to Dallas Barbecue where you're in New York City and there's so many other great food options. It's fun to make that choice, especially if you're visiting from out of town. And so I've been to Dallas, barbecue more than once, and you don't have a fucking blast at the time of my life.

I do, I think you made the bolder choice of going to a chain that has only one location. Found the one location, yeah. That was the thing I was most surprised by. When you said you were going, Grace, I said which one, you said there's only one. There's one left It's the highlander of grace

There's one left and also on that note Nicholas Gray who founded grace would pie a passed away in May of this year just a couple short weeks ago Yeah, right when you announce couple short weeks ago. Yeah. Right when you announce that the last thing they found on his phone was the tweet announcing it. Just him looking at it. Grace Papaya was opened in 1973 originally as a franchise of Papaya King and then went independent in 1975. Now here's the thing, my naive POV, I really thought Graze was the original,

but this is a Hydrox Oreo situation where Papaya King launches first as Hydrox launch first, Oreo clones it, but Graze Papaya clones it and then that becomes like the more ubiquitous brand and the more iconic brand. A bad name though, Graze Papaya. Hard to disagree, it's a great fucking name.

It's great. It's a great name. How do you like, uh, gray king? Do you like gray king? I like the gray man on Netflix. Like everyone here, I fucking saw it. I bought all the merch.

No, you don't like it. Waiting for a physical release. We all got Gray Man fever. The Russo Brothers original IP that they did with all their accumulated cloud for making so many Marvel movies. They made the fucking Gray Man, and you know who loved it?

America. Like I said, Gray King, Gray is not a gray, Gray is great. Gray's papaya's name is Gray. Gray food, Gray food is not super super. People don't want great food. What would you, what color would you want to be called? Yellow papaya.

That's not the name. That's me, man. That's the worst name. And fucking sucks. It's your worst piss. Yellow is piss. So brown is definitely out the window. Brown, brown, brown.

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Yeah. They came up and said, Mr. Wig or police? Yes, that's for us. Let's learn our timetables. So he came up and said, Mr. Wigor, please. That'll miss more. Let's learn our timetables. So he came up to me and he's like, Nick, don't you have to piss blood and the girl's pussy to get her pregnant? And I said, I said, no, actually, no, it's sperm. And he goes, sperm is blood.

Don't you know that? Yeah. It felt so owned. That guy taught me health education. I remember talking with a friend Claire in like seventh grade, it was like, it was like sex ed and it was like the penis enters of a jaina and then we're like so Why does it take so long? We're like it enters and We didn't realize there was movement once the entering Right you thought it was more like an interlocking system Click it into play you enter and then you exit like why are you the, why are you in the revolving door so long? So you're like,

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you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, She's the scruise. What? What do you want from me? Not that. I found flavored condoms in my dad's cabinet. Hell yeah. What flavor? I think it was like green apple. They didn't taste good. He sees you like come downstairs with a green tongue and he's like, I don't want to ask him because I don't admit that I

am I don't know where that came from. Blowing a giant bubble. What do they do that in? When did they eat condoms and blow big bubbles? Oh, cone heads. F**king cone heads. The f**king cone heads. They're nasty little f**kers, the cone heads.

Tammy, you get headaches when you eat hot dogs I Still I'm wrapping my head around the flavored condo. No, no, no, it's a lot. It's a lot to see. It's a lot. It's a lot to digest Did you taste more than one to see if it was consistent across? We and how old were you? This is like the last year of his life. No, I was like 10 years old. Did you, but you knew what they were? Yeah, I had, I mean, maybe 12 years old, but I knew that they were, I knew that they,

they, yeah, I knew that they were. Were you like, so, Pussies can taste things or did you understand what the rare invocations? Anyway, I gave my grains, which are different than headaches. They're kind of completely flat and new. Right. Yeah. And a curse.

A shallow hell. If he, if he, the great, the great reference, shallow, how, which is held up very well. Um, get one today. No, no, I the first time I ate a hotdog and it happened, not my fault. The second time I ate hotdog and I got a migraine, but that's, that's on me. The third time I ate hotdog and fully got a migraine. I was like, okay, I got it.

I'm a fucking dick. So no, today I did the wager and got the bun. Yeah, it's power move. Power move. Were you mad I brought up shallow how? No, I wasn't sure is there a migraine subplot and shallow how? No, I'm just saying that like if he did that to me,

I'd be, you know, Tony Robbins in the movie. What? What? Tony Robbins is in the movie. What? Tony Robbins is in the movie eight foot lurking over it. And he is like, hot dogs will give you my grandson. I'm saying it's like a curse in a way. What shallow how the best way to get there? I don't know. I just don't think a lot of a lot of people on the panel here know that much

about shallow hell. Yeah, you can't get by referencing shallow hall anymore. You got to reference something you big with us like the gray man. We got gray man fever, right? I wish I could shallow hell myself. Oh, man. No, what does that mean? No, you're beautiful outside and in.

I was like, I was, I was ton of rubbish. No. That movie is itself shallow. It's saying that like, you know, people are only, like, the inner beauty, it doesn't reflect our beauty or whatever, you know. So you want to see people. You want to see people differently?

No, no, no, I want to see me differently. I don't think you've seen the movie. I don't think you've seen the movie. I doesn't see himself differently. He's other people. I've definitely seen that trailer. Tony Robbins is in it. Yes, he is in it. So it's black. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the movie is in it. When it depended in 1975, launched the Recession Special in 1982,

has about a half dozen, had about a half dozen locations at its peak, but now down to just one because of rising rents. Perhaps the same rents that are driving birds. Brats, birds out and dancing. Brats into the, well, where the hell are birds going? That I don't know either, but one could only guess

that they live on top of the tallest buildings here. I don't know either, but one could only guess that they live on top of the tallest buildings here. I don't know. I did have a bird live on my air conditioning as of last week. But then one morning, I heard some noise and its nest was destroyed and it was gone. Oh my God. Was there a cat down in the alley with a big stomach going Oh Yeah, there was a cat. They want to cat down in the alley with a big stomach. Yeah Hey, here's something funny You know in cartoons you'd see like a cat like in the alleyway on top of a fence like singing and like someone to throw a boot at it

Oh, yeah, that's a classic. He's like the other night in my apartment. I heard a cat like Yeah, that's a classic. The other night in my apartment I heard a cat like Whaling outside and I was like, oh, this is what they must have done a long time ago a lot And this is why people throw their shoes at them. Did you get a boot? No, no, no They went away eventually, but I was like, oh, this better not be happening for the next week You know what's going on there. I don't think they're singing either. I think they're either I think I can guess It's the lady cat. Uh-huh. And she wants to fuck. She was eating flavored condoms. Let's leave it to that. Oh. I get a remake con. I think they should do they should remake con and put all the birds

on top of the Empire State code. They should have them pick them. All the birds in New York City carry con away. That's a great end. That would be fun. To King Kong, that's a great all-time thing. How about it's the beginning of a movie where then he goes to a different island and we see what he gets up to? I think that would be great. Let's do it. When this strikes over, we're gonna write that movie.

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That's better help, help.com slash doeboys. So we took the Chuchu up from DC. And we got, we went to Penn station, Tammy, you are able guide, you got us onto the one, two, three line, one of those. I think we ended up on the two, actually. I did get to enjoy watching you guys go through the turn style with bags. Very stressful. Could not figure it out.

Very, very difficult. It was bad. My arm almost was broken. It was. You just have to slide them out first and they were just like trying to go in with it at the same time. You know what I'll do if I'm traveling and I come up on those turn styles I'd leave the suitcase. You leave everything? I go to LaGuardia or JFK. I don't need that type of stress if I'm going on vacation. No way. Two stops on the express line up to the 72nd stop and then we got out there and we got

the, we took our fucking luggage and we went straight to Grace Papaya saw a few, a few listeners there and we got ourselves some meals and I think we'll just, let's just each individually talk about what we got, but I got the recession special yet two Franks as part of the recession special. I am eating hot dogs here because I feel like that's part of the experience and I'll just say that I've had As opposed to the month of hot dog championship was not part of the experience There I felt my commitment to know me shall I eat over road the hot dog theming back in what was that called?

God no dog dog dog dog bark fest dog dog bark fest Sorry, I'm a thong grill aberation of hot dogs and pet dogs. That's what it was. That's right. Yeah, so So but I I was like I want to have it here because I've had grays and I've had papaya likes a ton My my my nally's first exposure to it was actually Chelsea papaya and he Chelsea papaya fans few of us Smattering applause and then I bend a papaya king, I bend to Grace papaya before, there's one other I've been to on the fuck it's called. Papaya paradise or something like that. I bend to a few of them.

There's a bunch of them. And I always like this concept. I like this pairing of like a kind of shitty hot dog with like kind of chill, I'm saying this affectionately with like chili and cheese and that's where I got one with chili and cheese, one with mustard and onions. And then I also got a pina colada because you get your choice of fruit juice. I think like the salty

and the sweet is like the perfect pairing. I had a fucking blast eating this. I love this. I love that this exists. Nice. Chelsea by owned by Chelsea Clinton or no. Can I sell some adrenal crone in the basement, Chelsea? Please, come on, please. Bail, come down here and help me stir. Try dust the best Hillary Clinton. Come on, man! Chelsea's not there She just lets her parents run the get there she'll get there

She'll get there, but no she's not in this particular moment. She's not But socks is Big old belly on socks particular moment she's not. But Sucks is... Yeah. Big old belly on Sucks. I want to say another thing that's pro. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show.

I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show.

I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show. I'll get a show42.85 before a tip. That's an incredible value. A great deal. I mean, I don't know. Just like a notoriously expensive city that there's still something that, you know,

the working class can afford than everyone can enjoy. I don't know. To me, that's a huge plus. I was also really impressed that there were a ton of people working there. It was so fast, like, especially now where every place is so understaffed and like, they're not cutting corners with labor. I don't know what was snappier, the service or the Franks themselves.

Huh? Confused by that reaction. It has the cadence of a joke, yeah. It's something, thank you. I guess it's not a story about how King Kong should change. Frank's have snap. Mitch, you are a... Wives?

Yeah. I got a three-dog knife. Wow. I need some ketchup and some relish. Is that three dog bands? Fuck! You're thinking of credence hot dog water revival. That's not worth it. Oh, no, did you think of that ahead of time? No, no, no, no, that was on the spot, bluely.

Okay, okay. Expertly trained in the riser, yes, that could. What is it, three? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I think of that ahead of time. No, no, no, no, that was on the spot, bluely. Okay, good. Okay. Expertly trained in the riser? Yes, that can. What is the three dog night? Joy to the world. Oh, fuck. That's awesome. Oh, getting the bun.

God damn it. I want another one. Ha, ha, ha. And me so much, ooh, there's a good, you. No, I shut the fuck up. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Dogs from the end, you. All right, shut the fuck up. Dog's about me, and you. Oh, so expertly trained and improv.

You do this to me all the time. I'm good. You guys do have your soaking vest on. Yeah, the vest is really funny. You're like properly dressed for pouting. It's velcro. It's hard to take off. Why don't you just wear the Austin Powers garb the whole time. People are having fun. People liked it.

I know it's a silly show. I'll put it on. I'll put it on. I'll go to the silly show. One more dance. One more dance. One more dance. One more dance. One more dance. One more dance one more dance one more dance one more dance one more dance one more dance But a different dance try a different dance Mitch in front of the stage so everyone can see your feet I'm going to be a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a little bit more of a a little bit more And my thighs are burning. Perfect.

Oh God, I really thought you were booing for real. I'd say add awesome powers to, uh, with, with Shalahel to the list of movies, you haven't seen that. What's that? What the hell is that? I don't know. Last night's pandering was drinking a shot of mamba like sweet barbecue sauce. This is much healthier pandering.

That's true. Mitch, you got a three dog night, three hot dogs. Yeah. Do you want someone else to go? Yeah. All right, Zach, to my left, you pulled off the ultimate power move. Tell everyone what you did. Oh, man.

I got to, I went with the Wigger bun classic, but I supplemented that with a pocket dog that I brought from home. I, I, I grilled up a, I forget the brand, but some veggie dog wrapped it in tin foil, took the train one hour of my apartment. You weren't hour away. Yeah, it's about an hour. Oh my god. Still warm when I got there, because I really

doubled and tripled up on the foil. They gave me my bun. I slapped the pocket dog on there. And then I also had the papaya juice and the pina colada. Oh. I'm pressed by your ingenuity. What did you think? I liked it all. Although all the juices were milkyer than I anticipated.

Yes. I thought it was a papaya juice like pure, but it was more of a creamy situation. No, it has some dairy in it. It wager got there before us. I got it. He did. He did.

He did. We did get to enjoy like there were a bunch of folks who are here tonight which were awesome and they were so sweet and they were so sweet talking to you guys. But then Zach also had somebody recognize him and he was like, hey Zach, goi! But not to you, to us. And then just really ate cement. And really sat. You almost died.

And I did not acknowledge it. No. But he also wasn't saying it to like, hey, it's that guy. It was more like the freak show. Yeah. Yeah. That was a pretty standard interaction for me. I wish I could shallow hell myself. No, don't say that.

It just feel like you guys think it's a movie about suicide. Dude, my boy shall hell themselves last night. It's Bill talking about Epstein. Shut down the restaurant for the day, Hillary. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Damn, why? LAUGHTER I, Mitch, are you recovered? Yeah, yeah. Can you talk to it? Can you talk to your three dogs? Yes, I can talk to the three dogs.

One, also, I'm going to start doing pocket dogs for myself. I think it's a great move. It's great. I guess just for any time I need them, I'm gonna do it. It really did hold up well. I was shocked. It was still crispy and warm. That hour later. It looked at his house.

Yeah. When we said goodbye to you, because we were only with you for like 30 minutes maybe. Yeah. You went back an hour? No, no, I went and saw the Spider-Man movie for the second time, because the last time I saw it,

I fell asleep for a lot of it. And this time I fell asleep for different parts. So I'm now about two thirds of the way through the movie and I'll finish it up on my next video. You know what this pocket dog thing is making me think? Mitch, you should wear a like bandolero of hot dog, like cocktail hot dogs. That's good. That's pretty funny.

To what? Whatever, I mean, I don't know where we bring it. Where are we bringing it? Where are we bringing it? I don't know. Yeah, that's good. I will. I'll do it. All right.

That'd be funny. Well, I'll tell you what I got for hot dogs here Hamper you want to go on a plate? Yeah, I got myself a chili and cheese dog the sonic Yeah, hell yeah, the hedgehog Only thing hotter than tails. Oh, wait what? You say only thing hotter than tails. I mean, that's from Sonic's POB What The only thing hotter than tails? I mean, that's from Sonic's POV. Sonic's 40-Sonic tails. Sonic is 40-Sonic tails. Sonic's 40-Sonic tails.

Sonic's 40-Sonic tails. Sonic's 40-Sonic tails. I'm gonna be honest with you. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. I'm gonna be honest with you. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot.

I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. He does have it written down. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. He does have it written down. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot.

He does have it written down. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. He does have it written down. I think that was a mistake what you said a lot. The only thing hotter than tails. The only thing hotter than tails. The only thing hotter than tails? From Sonic's point of view, you said? So he says I'm the only thing hotter than tails? No, the chili cheese dog. The chili cheese dog. Oh, he famously has it. He wants to fuck tails? Maybe.

Or he wants to fuck the chili cheese dog. Or he wants to have a fuck tails? I'm maybe in. Or he wants to fuck the chili cheese dog, or he wants to eat tails. These are all interpretations. Those tails, this tails have two assholes, this is my first. He's got two tails. I think one hole, I think it's one hole. Just one hole?

Yeah. One hole, take your word first. One hole, it's a, it's one hole to your first. One hole. It's a, it's a cloaca situation. One hole. So one hole connects them all. Yeah. One hole to bind them.

One hole. So also, none of you have seen shallow how, but Jason Alexander has a tail. He has a tail, a short little tail. He puts on like a different accent throughout the whole movie. Or is that the way he really talks? I don't know. He does something. He's like, you haven't also seen shallow how. Oh, I've seen shallow how. Come on.

Help me here here buddy. We do the Farley Brothers marathon. We start with shallow how we end with green book. Yeah, we start when they're getting good. We start. Okay, you chilly cheese dog. What else did you get? And how'd you like it?

What the hell? Get back on track. Let's get back on track. I do rail this. Why it's the silly show. We're supposed to have fun. All right. I got onions and sour crout on another dog.

Right. And then on the last one, I got ketchup, mustard, relish, onions. Wow. And I took about one of your dogs. That's right. We'll get to that in a second. OK. Do you guys, when you guys ever stay tuned? one of your dogs. That's right. We'll get to that in a second. Do you guys, when you guys ever stay tuned?

That's twist. When you guys go to places to eat, do you ever come across this type of guy who's like say you order that type of person who's like, that's a pro order. Do you ever like those people, yeah, there's guy knows how to order. I fucking love. I'm such a sucker for when my order is complemented.

Me too. I fucking love it. I like it a lot too. When I do, I'll go to restaurants sometimes. I'll be like, hey, what do you like better the, you know, A or B, and then they'll say B, I go, okay, I'll give me A. Just to fuck with them.

Wow. Just to let them know who's boss. I have a quick question for you. Yeah. But when I go into a restaurant, it is war zone. Go ahead, Mitch. Why do you do that? I'll probably sell for Steve issues.

So some of these papaya likes have fries. But this one does not, Grace papaya does not have fries. No fries. You want to have views? No, I like fries. But this one does not, Grace Papaya does not have fries. No fries. It just doesn't use. No, I like fries. I'm gonna happy by the absence of fries. I'm a big fries fan. I get fries all the time.

Okay. I'm a fry guy. I think I don't like fries. You didn't ask if they had fries. Well, I knew they didn't have fries going in, but I would go. That's why you were so happy. I would go. No, I would, no, I like the fries.

Canonically hate fries. I don't hate fries. Fries are in fact my favorite potato preparation. I like them not. But then you saw all the toppings and you were like, oh look, they're hot. Those hot veggies. She is.

Can I get them in a bowl? I don't like hot salad. I do like fries. Make you got three hot dogs. Don't bring children. Everything you're saying is lava. They're all equal. Pills is hot to Sonic.

Okay. And Sonic is hot to me. I did three dogs and I thought it was a good order. I didn't feel like I was like completely stuffed. Right. I did go home and took a two hour nap. Yeah, they're not huge. You were traveling. Yeah, they're not huge you were traveling They're not huge. They're good size. They're pretty big

Oh boy, they did they did peek out over the bun a little bit They did I like that we were talking about I like that's a lot of things out the end I wish I could shallow how myself for that reason Zack did you order just the mercy? Look at the mercy, I can't hear it. You said, can I have a blender? I got bun with crowd and relish.

And they gave me an insane amount of both. Because I didn't realize you were gonna slip a secret dog. They gave me probably half a cup of shower crowd, like serious. No, yeah, no, they made a hot dog out of sourcrout. Yeah. And that's where you got Tammy. I got that sourcrout relish in onions too. How was it though, was like a sandwich?

It was fine. It was better than it had any right to be. And also, I love, they didn't blink when we said we wanted those things. No, they don't blink when we said we wanted those things. No, they don't give a shit. It was awesome. They were so like, this is the least weird thing that we've seen. Is you going into a hot dog place where that's all we serve and saying, I don't want hot dogs. In fact, you said to him, you were like, I'm going to get a dog. You can charge me for the dog. And he was like, no, he's like, we

have a rule in place to what? Like, remember, he was like, no. He was like, we have a rule in place to what, remember he was like, no. He said no, he's not gonna charge you for the dog. Really? Oh no, I so wasn't paying attention because I wasn't paying. So I was like, you can charge them for a dog. You may have been distracted by the guy next to us

who was like, are you guys in line? And we're like, yeah, we're in line. He's like, well, usually he starts here. We're like, well, we're in line. He's like, well, usually he starts here. We're like, well, it's different now. It gets in the end of the line. It's different, you're fucking nervous. I don't know, but he's like, are you all together? Well, yeah.

He's like, oh, we all have friends. Okay, I don't know what to do. Is there room for any more friends? Ah, perhaps I could join you on stage tonight. If you do that type of thing. I think I can. Let's bring him out. Friends, ah, perhaps I could join you on stage tonight if you do that type of thing. Let's bring him out. Yeah.

Yeah. No, I didn't want this to happen. Hello, oh, no boy. Yeah, it was shockingly good. It was shockingly good. I'm glad that worked out for you. What did you do juice-wise? I did the papaya.

What'd you think? It was fine. It just tastes like, it all tasted like second grade, including the drink. Why is that flavor? Okay. Alright. Why?

So we're like 30 seconds to get there. Sorry, I should've been quick. I feel like I've gone so hard at it. Sorry. No, you're doing great. We're having fun. This is fun. It's just fun for me. It's fun for all of us. It's fun. What are're doing great. We're having fun. This is fun. It's just fun for me.

It's fun for all of us. Oh, it's fun. What are you talking about? We're having fun. Yes. Everyone's having fun here except for people who paid to be here. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I'm really sorry I said you like hot salad. No, it's so problem. It's fun. It's fun. It's not that's probably triggering for people. No, it's fine. Handman time, let's talk it through your day. It gives not, that's probably triggering for people. No, it's fine. A hand man title, let's talk it through your day. It gives you your dog a breakdown. I had two hot dogs and I had one with...

That was cool, it's hell. That was fucking sick. Cheese. And I was just like, hey, maybe he's wagging right, what the fuck? Hey, maybe wagging is right. Well, you paid it to come see the show and you see a hammer do the fuck? Hey, maybe Wagger's right. Well, you paid it, come see the show, and you see, he never do that.

Fuck! Get it again! That's good! Yeah, anyway, so I had the, well, I'll do me doing that all night. I mean, that's cool. I'll do it all the time. I had cheese.

Then next to the cheese I had, they put on some onions. And then the other one I had, what it was the other one was chili and sour cream. Yeah, they were weird combos. I kind of freaked out. I was like, those two of the those two get me out of here. And then I had the papaya drink, which I didn't love. But I really liked, I had a sip of your coconut champagne which was really good. Coconut champagne I got is around too which was delightful. The pinia colada was my favorite and also the orange drink, Mitch, which you got is a

second. You want cocoa nuts, you got two coconut drinks. Were they, were they alcohol? I only took a sip but I can't. No, no alcohol. Yeah. Yeah, the, the, the papaya drink is so creamy. I feel like I really submarine the energy with my

list. No, you're doing. I know I do. I just want to make everyone go nuts. I know what it is. I'm dead. I would. No, they're like waiting for the pop. Maybe it's a self-esteem thing. No, it's all the, you need the Pringles can. Yes. Get this guy. Get this guy on the Pringles campaign already. Would you? God, if they would just pay me in Pringles can. Yes. Get this guy, get this guy on the Pringles campaign already. Would you? God, if they would just pay me in Pringles. Well, don't start negotiating there. So that's for money.

You can only go up. So the papaya drink, as I was tasting it, I was like, it kind of tastes like a sweet macaroni and cheese sauce. Wow, interesting. You said this to me right off the bat. Yeah. Ooh. I think that's pretty accurate, honestly.

Because of the creaminess, baby. Yeah, because it's so creamy. I don't know about that. You know what? I agreed with you there. I was like, yeah, but now hearing it, I'm like, no, it doesn't. That's just you reacting to everyone else's reactions. So now you can go, you can turn against me.

You thought it was a good characterization. And Emma thought it was too. Oh, God, are you guys gonna fight? No, we were all fighting. No more fights. We're not gonna fight. We're not fighting anymore. You know, I heard that episode.

I know. What do you think? I heard that episode. Yeah, I've never heard the fight episode. I've heard 400. We're done fighting. We're not fighting anymore. Now, a lot of people don't realize

that I may have downloaded that episode. Don't you dare try to sell that. Somebody, no, somebody already, like as soon as the episode with Sussar aired, somebody got into my DMs and was like, hey, I hear you have the tape can I buy it? No, not by, not by. He's just like, can you send it to me? I was like, nope. not by, not by. It's just like, can you send it to me? That was like, nope. I did bring a clip. If we wanna do that.

Is this real? Wait, really? I picked a little clip of what I thought was the most intense moment. Wow. Did you really? Oh, yeah. Oh my God, you wanna hear it though?

Oh, yeah. Well, I got so nervous when you guys, when you guys were, I was taking a run, I was listening to it, and? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I got so nervous when you guys were, I was taking a run, I was listening to it, and when I heard you guys say like, oh yeah, we're gonna delete it off the drop box or the server or whatever. I was like, fuck, did I download it? I ran home and I was like, oh, I did,

I did, that's how I listened to it, I downloaded it. So I snipped out a little fun, a little fun part. Each shit, why, a little fun part. Each shitwaga, you asshole. What is the big deal? Stop making fun of me on the text thread. OK, Spoonland is getting upset. I better be careful here.

Yeah, you better be careful. Or me, Micahs, Wu Tang, Frailbot, Frinkbot, Autobot, are gonna kick your ass! I think I would actually do very well in a fight against you, which I could play dirty, and I'd punch you in the crotch and counter the eyeballs. Oh, fuck you, Wiga, you could not! Ma, as Ma, as please stop fattening! Get outta here, Emma! This has nothing to do with you. I'm gonna finish this once and for all Wigah. Oh, I can't bear to watch.

Oh, you shot Nick. Oh, no. I killed my co-host and best friend in the world. How random of me. I feel completely choogey for this one. I love your wives. Wow. It was too much. Yeah. I'm glad you guys didn't release it. It was tough to relive that. That was very intense. It's funny that that is a part of the fight is in there. Yeah.

But I think it's what Evan talked about. OK. Yeah. I said that I could beat you up and we talked about that for a while. When did you do that? And also, why did you do it? I look creative guy with a lot of time when I was in.

As I was listening to him, I said, I should not have done that. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

But there really was a moment of panic, a real panic, before it started that I saw. It's in Mitch's little, tiny little eyes. I saw, over here, I saw the table lift up a few inches. That's how Wagga standing desk works. All right. The truth is, no, I did not download it. And when I did hear you guys say, oh, we should delete it.

I was like, fuck, I should download it. Wagga wants to stand in. It has to go off. He just Googles a picture of tails eight inches Guys pack a heat down there. I'll go made it go Natalie. Let's Let's get to our workstores here. I apologize for that. No, he's he's not responding to it Because he's probably read hot on the inside. I'm sorry Why that's not nice why gonna say sometimes you know get a little caught up in the fun This is why we're having a blast. Let's get to our four stars I might not make it back from Boston

I could end up in a cold river situa cold river. Was that a movie? Mystic river is there a real mystic river? Yeah, of course really? They fucking made it. I thought it was just for the movie. Oh, it's mr. It's mystic Wow I'm thinking I'm complaining cold a cold mountain. Oh What? I was thinking cold mountain and mr. Grimmer. I was putting it together Mr. Rivers, I'll show it to you guys I can toss you in that shit, like Frankenstein.

Like, Wager can't get too close to water though. Be careful. That's a great point. We don't want you to... Sure, sure. Oh, fuck. Oh, sure, sure. Sure, sure, sure.

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chain, Grace Papaya and give it a score from zero to five forks, a New York institution. Zach, Cherry will begin with you. I guess my rating has a big ol' asterisk on it because you gotta bring the pocket dog. But I have had it before when I did eat meat. I think it's exactly a 3.5 forker. It is exactly what you think you're gonna get when you go there.

And, you know, so it's right down the middle there. Wow, three forks two times. Solid score. Tell, Tammy Sager. I think it is exactly what you think you're gonna get, and that's kind of what you want, right? So I like how cheap it is, I like how fast it is. It was just, I like how, no matter what bullshit you ordered, they were like, all right. Yeah, it did seem like any combination bullshit you ordered, they were like, all right.

Yeah, it did seem like any combination works. Yeah, they were really cool. We'll do that. And we'll do the mayonnaise. The mayonnaise wasn't option. I'm going to give it, I mean, it's not good, but it is what it is. And I got it, I got to give that four and a quarter.

Wow, four forks one time. Very good score. What other what other like I'm sorry Nick you can host Thank you. I'll do Nick. All right. Very good score. All right Hanford I just started talking. I didn't know Nick if that was You could take you took your own cue. That was great. I mean, that's totally fine We're so much fun. This is really, I'm not scared of him now.

I just get so nervous around Nick. I know we just be nervous around me. Oh, he's, you're intimidating. No, I'm a nice man. You got a brain like a Mac book pro. I think it just, we're all realizing how scary AI is. it's a lot more terrifying than we lie now because I don't know I've said a lot of things to my mom or she's baking My can okay

I worry folks that we hold no What other like hot dog chains are there Authences one yeah, I mean on the west coast. There's weener schnitzel. Yeah, those are closing though There's there's the dog house which is more upscale concept but yes That's it that's a sonic is one that I think people think of sonic driving not sonic the hedgehog that people think of as like a hot dog Chain even though that's just part of their menu. But yes, few and far between, there are as prominent as hot dogs are in the US,

there is many hot dog fast food chains. And there's, yeah, they're not like burgers, which are everywhere. Yes. So I had a great time. I really liked what I ate. So I'm gonna give Grace Papaya. P.O.P.

P.O.P. P.O.P. P.O.P. P.O.P. P.O.P. 5, 4, wow. Wow. Thanks folks. I needed that. It's gone up by 0.754x consistently. Wait a minute, are you an AI too? What is this sparking bag here? What are you doing, Mitch?

You're on your phone. Boogie sent a picture of, hey, my mom and my sister at my house. She's out of my house. Giving a thumbs up eating pizza. Is that a proof of life situation? You're getting sun-cooked. thumbs up eating pizza. Is that a proof of life situation? You're getting you're getting sun-cooked.

Is he gonna be in the show tomorrow? Ooh, you do not want to see that next picture. Um, who my mom? Yeah. She uh, yeah, she'll be there. Okay. Front center baby. Really the best for mama. Wow. Wow. I don't want her to go.

I told her not to go. Oh, come on. I love your mind. That's why I was asking. I love seeing your mom. She's great. And I will hang out. We'll hang out with her.

All right. I'm hanging out. I was here at the show and go home. I'm kidding. I love him. This guy came to my 40th. He was here at the show and go home. I'm kidding. I love him, Mrs. Mitchell. This guy came to my 40th, he came to my 40th surprise birthday party, Hanford. I'm lovely, Josh.

I teared up seeing him. I didn't know who was coming. Yeah. And he'd fucking blew the roof off the place. My sister was like, Hanford's so fucking funny. She was telling me that afterwards. This was also at the end of the night

when everyone was shit house drunk. And I was like, whoa, I'm the wind in here I was saying whatever if you were like It was not it was not good. He was a fine. You know what? That's the big golf between last night and this and tonight is last night people were absolutely fucking shit house The 930 club they had two bars Put the fuck's going on We're doing our best Club they had two bars. People were fucking hammered. Trinket fuck up. What the fuck's going on out there? I thought this was the new orc. What's going on?

God sakes. We're doing our best. Ha ha ha. It's the city that never sleeps, but we're going to bed at 10 or 3. Ha ha ha. I love this city wags. What a city.

Wow. Wow. Wow. You slept the whole time you baby. Here. I was walking whole time you baby. I was walking through Times Square earlier. Yeah, he gets to the show. I heard Jay-Z's New York song, not once, not twice, but three separate times on the way over.

I said, this is a place I'd always love to be. Yeah, you know that I always want to live here. I love this place. And to go to an institution, why? Scraze papaya. Right. And a New York institution. It's true.

And I think I should be put in a New York institution if I don't give it the correct score. Who's got Bellevue on speed dial. And if you want to know my score, look at the fucking hat. It's five forks, why? Oh, I fucking loved it. Oh. The orange drink was great.

It tasted like a powdered orange drink. The pineapple juice, like Tammy Hughes said, tasted like they opened up a can of pine apples, took the pine apples out, and poured all the juice into a cup. That's also accurate. And mixed drink it, and was like, this would be good for breakfast. Ha-ha-ha. I knew that was good.

That was just the juice. The juice. The pineapple, like, it was like... The sweetest. Yeah, it was like almost gelatinous. It was so syrupy. A little hummingbird boy. And the papaya juice tasted like

Mac sweet mac and cheese sauce. Wags. Thank you. But I loved it. I had a great time there. Wags, I could end. You know what? I was embarrassed that I got three dogs.

Three dogs, simple meal there. I think if you don't get through, you're kind of a coward. I know, that's my score. We never got back to him taking a bite from your dog. You said, well, we have to get to that. Well, here we go. Uh-oh. Because Mitch, you said that maybe you're a coward if you don't get three dogs. Well, you know what, I went back and I got another dog. I got a bonus Frank, along with my coconut champagne. I got a Frank with just cheese. And that's how I remember getting it at Chelsea Papaya and it really, really cooking.

And you know what, I think that was the best version that I had. I think there's just something about like, yeah, that chili to that cheese. And although it's decent chili, it's like a really thin sauce. Kind of those two things on that small little dog, it's kind of ungepachka.

I feel like I just need the cheese. And you had a bite of that cheese dog, and I think you agreed. I loved it, why is it with my favorite dog? It was so fucking good, and I'm glad I got to share it with my favorite guy. Hell yeah! We love to see that, folks.

I'm your favorite guy. Hey, you're out there. Sonic tells me, you song. Why, you're one of my favorite guys. Oh, Mitch, I love you. Yeah, let's light on one of for both of us. That's fine. That's it. Yeah, one of you. One of my favorite guys.

You know what? This is where I was gonna sing. I was gonna sing like, I need some ketchup and some mustard. I'm happy that I found out that was credence. Yeah. But I did it earlier because I thought that the, I need to get the crowd gone. And there was just the acoustics. It's just the fucking acoustics.

It's the acoustics. That's all it is. The acoustics. The acoustics are here. And the way to usually is, usually, mine shows what is this thing? What is this venue usually used for? Anyways, I'm just gonna get up on my phone. Oh, Marseille Marseille.

That's why I don't know who that. Marseille Marseille, am I... No, you're right. You're mine. I love what this thing over there. He's playing Snood. I love what this chain represents. You're playing Snood? He's playing, he's doing poorly. I would never play

I would never Crown of these Painting all of a play fucking so these two other phones are they're playing snooed dude Fucking New York now would never play snooed because it's a low rent clone of busta move the superior version a.k. Puzzle bobble Oh Jesus move the superior version. AKA puzzle bobble. Oh, Jesus. I don't know that game.

My ass is schooled here. Like I just yelled Austin Power. Oh, did he want me to dance again? I'm not going to. Maybe he was yelling out his own name. I'm going to give I graze by I love what it represents. I love that it's an institution. I love that it's so specific to the city.

And I like all the clones as well. I feel like you go to any of these ripoff and I have about the same the same. I love that it's so specific to the city and I like all the clones as well. I feel like you go to any of these rip offs and I have about the same amount of fun. So I am going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to...

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I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I'm going to... I was like, you do. No, I know. He didn't do that. No, I know. OK. You use your tongue. What I did, I accessed the memory bank in my brain that said, OK, there's a song from that movie.

That's not even the right movie, right? No, that's phantom menace. You could have done the love theme from Attack of the Clowns. But that wouldn't be more than I only know that. I only know that. Yeah. Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na. You could have done like the love theme from Attack of the Clowns, but that wouldn't be no record only. I only know that. Yeah. I hate signed.

Zach, you told me he had a bad singing voice. I'm sorry. I was just jealous. I got here. Maybe you should have a sing-along. I don't know. Look, that didn't get me. I'm a traction.

Here we go. And speaking of great movies, I'm sorry. I was just jealous. I got here. Maybe you should have a sing-al along. I don't know. Look, those would be such a great. That didn't even work. That didn't even work. That didn't even work. That didn't even work.

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No, not at all and I feel as if I've gone insane Well, wait a minute. I thought 3.5 was gonna be on the high end. It's a good score You didn't even eat with the hot dogs. Who knows what's going on here? She gave it to me. She gave it to me I'm going to fight. Show me us. Show me us. We'll give it to the end of the show. We might have a score adjustment.

Wow. You're a man. Stay tuned. This is very exciting. I'll say this. You're hoping for a pretty epic burp, I think. If Austin Powers were to dance one more time, whoa.

Whoa. It might have an effect on the score. Oh, it might have an effect on this score. Oh, shit. We'll see it. We'll see if that happens. Yeah, see if that happens. That's good. But you know what, it's time for a, that was our review, Grace, but by its time for a segment.

That's right. We've got some authentic New York Cheesecake and some grocery store brands, and we're gonna see if me and Mitch on our panel can tell the difference, it's Cheesecake or Cheese Fake. Whoa! This is exciting. Spreading the cheese.

Cheese and today. Emma, do we have the cue? She's telling me she needs a second. She's telling me she needs a second. We'll get to that. We'll get to the song in one second. Why don't we get the stage man are just shaking their head at you. Just stay. Hey, I'm going to be a little bit more.

I'm going to be a little bit more. I'm going to be a little to that. We'll get to the song in one second. Why don't we get the stage man are just shaking their head at you. Just hey, you know, I'm gonna say this last night. It was I will last night. We were in DC. Everyone the podium has been great. We're not there. Everyone we were kids asked that was the podium. You guys also. I know you were in DC. I saw the show. That Hillary I don't know anymore. I was we were at DC I saw the show Hillary I don't know anymore. I was we were at DC last night and Emma gave me a backstage faster She's like you'll probably need this and then I went out and the guy in the guy backstage was like who are you?

I was like I'm in the show when he was like let's see credentials I had to show my credentials to go on the stage immediately with like he called you out on yeah Yeah, yeah, I was no that no because I knew that because the same thing happened to like he called you out on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was it so great? No, because I knew that, because the same thing happened to me, because I'm gonna give it to me. And it was like a sticker. And like you were smart,

you put it in your pocket. But I like stuck it to my panlay. And then like the sticker like kind of came off. And so I ended up in a situation where like I'm like, I'm supposed, I'm trying to get to the stage. And I was like, who are you? You're supposed to be back here. Well, let me tell you your seat.

I was like, no, I'm in the show. And he's like, he's like, oh, can I see some ID? I have to like take out my ID and show him that I'm the guy from the show. And he's like, look at my ID, he's like, fucking grilling me. Wow. And he's like, he was also standing two feet from backstage.

So that was crazy. Yes, we're coming from backstage. Yes. They did that to me and Jemaltine. Yeah, it's insane. And so he's like looking at my AD and he's like just making sure I'm not full of shit. He's like, what's your name?

I'm like Nick Wiger and like on the thing. And he's like, I need your full legal name. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. You know how old the wall over your eyes? You fucking idiots. And I tell this son of a bitch, my full legal name is Nicholas Frank Weiger, but sometimes I go by Frank, which means

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What? Please. What? Just read it. What is this? Just read it, read it, read any of it! In the amazing book, Mopey Frank by the offer, Pervin Melgrill, the author recounts his story of being at lunch.

In the first part of his book, the author calling himself dishmail is in a small seaside cafe and he's sharing a hot dog with a man named Quee Dog. What, why am I reading this? Just read it, read, read any of it. man named Quee Dog? Why am I reading this? Just read it. Read it. Read any of these people. He's reading it. And I felt saddest of all when I read the boring chapters that were only descriptions of hot dogs because I knew the author was just trying to save us from his old sad meal just for a little while.

Now I can die happy. I'm going to heaven. By by the dog I love you. The dog instead of the whale. I'm so glad I got to see you do that. And just to clarify, does that mean there will be no cheesecake for us? Yeah, we're not actually doing that. We'll get some afterwards. That was awesome. Also, I really almost fucked the beginning. Sorry, I was like, it's crazy how they asked us for IDs. I'm so glad I got to see you do that. And just to clarify, does that mean there will be no cheesecake for us? Yeah, I really almost fucked the beginning. I'm sorry.

No, you were great. It's crazy how they asked us for high d's. No, that was perfect. Oh my god, that was amazing. Mitch, you didn't have to actually open porn tabs on my computer. I also didn't have to either me balsa, but I certainly did. Also, could you guys see that he was jerking off because I feel like that was behind the table? Oh, it's jacked off.

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Often served at sporting events, barbecues, and other social gatherings. Hot dogs are classic summer fare. As one of the most widely sold sausage products in the US, some may even argue that a cookout without a line of hot dogs in the grill is merely a basic outdoor picnic. They needed to reach a word count. Cause they're just describing the premise of a hot dog. Oh, it continues.

Because it says hot dogs are made from ground up cured beef or pork or both. The meat is then pushed into casings Which are twisted into sausage like links pushed in Jesus Christ. Yeah, this is a lot of unnecessary context People know what honestly does sound like AI It might be I think it you mean he sounds like yeah and all this all this is a prelude to link to another article that is what happens to your body when you eat red meat every day. Yeah, and this is just a fucking sweet sentence.

You dance like A-powered. Like they didn't even dance enough for awesome. Oh, no. Why, I got one for you. Wow. Elizabeth Holmes can expect hot dogs, macaroni and tacos in prison. How fun, what a fun fun.

Sam, up. Hot dogs, macaroni and tacos with my dream girl. That's fantastic. Rich, I'll see what I can do about getting a conjugal visit. Ha ha ha. I love you. I love how you can get first. You did the female impersonator. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha This Fort Worth brewery is hosting its annual hot dog festival introducing mustard beer.

Wow. On Saturday, June 10th, Martin House brewing in Fletcher's Cornie dogs celebrate glizzies or hot dogs. With its second annual glizzy fest, a new mustard flavored beer. Fletcher's original Cornie dog mustard beer is a tap room exclusive and the star telegram was invited to try it out, along with three other beers. And then it doesn't say what it just says, we were invited to try it out, but it has no like additional information on how it tasted. out along with three other beers. And then it doesn't say what it just says, we were invited to try it out, but it has no like additional information on how it tasted. How dog news just ain't what it used to be, man?

It's not. It's fucking not. Are you guys, I'm hearing glizzy a lot more. Is that just because it's becoming popular? Is it, have people been saying that for years? Glizzy got in the lexicon fairly. I mean, like with the past decade. But is, okay.

It's from TikTok. Once, once Yannis said it on that commercial where he edits out the He says glizzy gone. That's when I first heard it. Can I tell you the craziest thing right now? Please? I'm wearing Giannis's sneakers right now. Are you really I play I play summer basketball. I need a pair of sneakers I got the Giannis Giannis immortal to Wow Those are sick as hell. Those are fucking fucking sweet they're nice. They're very comfortable I like him the Greek guy. Are you talking about me? No But I like he's like talks about

Get how we like he like to fuck his wife and like very horny. He's very Kind of like sweet. Yeah, you're a family guy. No, it's what I think it's very wholesome. He's very in love with the show. He's on the Okay, you take him and I'll I'll do lowest I guess. I'm the new guy. I do love it. I'm the family guy. I'll do Stewie. I'm great.

Stewie. Oh my god. I'm gonna I'm gonna not stewie the park. Okay, so you go in with Peter the dad. Yes, okay, okay. Did you shave family guy? Yeah. Oh yes. Yes.

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I will say, I will finish it. When I think you guys should all, I want you to get fucking pissed off. The best hot dog is at this one hot dog joint in New Jersey. Oh, get these three right in the front. I like these guys. Fucking, you're letting New Jersey fucking take over the hot dog game. It's pathetic.

Are you the Jersey boys? What would that be exciting? The Jersey boys are here. The cast are what they were based on. No, the actual guys. Wow. Joe Pesci was friends with them for real. Really?

Yeah. In the musical, he's a character, isn't it? Really? 100% real. That's insane. Yeah. They get up on stage and sing this show I when you said that I thought you meant Joe Piscopo like I heard Joe Piscopo who's my new jersey

Nobody know who Joe Piscopo is Probably friends with them too. Yeah, you probably hands. I guess He's probably friends with them too. Yeah, he probably. He stands, I guess. Um, I'm more of the meatball stuff. Let's, let's do one more each because I want to have time for a Q&A. Uh, looking for the Goldilocks of hot dogs. Here's what Consumer Reports recommends. This is from WTOP News.

Known for its product comparison, the website Consumer Reports released its ranking of hot dog brands earlier this month. Having a catchy jingle didn't sway the judges who who rated the hot dog's based on how snappy, juicy, flavorful, and smooth the meat was, both with and without toppings. Number one, oh, I think this will play well. Nathan's famous. Ooh.

Number two, Hebrew National. Number three, Oscar Meyer. And number four, 365 everyday value, which is, I think, the store brand for Whole Foods. Yeah. Number five ballpark. I like a ballpark. Nathan's famous, that's the one.

That's the New York one. You guys should figure out a way to go to the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. It's really fun. Yeah. I went a couple years ago, say, it would've been, it's great. You were just not guy, you like Joey? go to the Nathan's hot dog eating contest. It's really fun. Yeah. I went a couple years ago. It's aint been. It's great.

You were just not guy like Joey. Yeah, I was there. I think he broke the record when I was there. Wow. Some say it was because I was waving to him the whole time. Hahaha. Can I get you on a grab after? He's giving me the fuck out of you.

Hahaha. He is was he good. All right, Mitch, you got one final one for me. Well, Jamie Loftus, our friend, her book, it's it was a... Rodogs, yeah. Rodogs in the news, yeah. A lot of fun, I got a copy.

Hmm, I'm looking for West Coast Weenie's 72 years of corn dogs, that's exciting. Don't like corn dogs on the panel. Love a corn dog. Hell yeah. And that settles that. I mean, if it didn't have the dog in it, I'd be like the batter. I like, I got it. Who doesn't like fried batter?

Yeah, a lot of fun. Okay, okay, okay. Hand man corn dogs? Yes, I didn't know what we were doing. Yes, I like corn dogs. I like the mini ones that you can kind of, because I don't really have a sticker of glass. Yeah, yeah, just pop I used to get those mini corn dogs from Costco We'd have them like in the freezer at home and then they would put on us. Let me guess. What was the count?

200 I need is I just need I just need a regular mayonnaise. I'm wheeling this thing out. That's a good point Oh, Niche out. That's a good point. Aw, Niche, he's hilarious. Yeah. Exactly. I put those mini microwavable corn dogs on a plate and then they cover them all with shredded cheese and they put them in the microwave.

It's fucking disgusting. Yeah, that sounds good. I would do that. My, when I still smoke pot, my favorite thing to do was a peppered farm, sauce, alito cookies, which is a chocolate chunk, macadamia nut, and then a Reese's peanut butter cup. When you put that on top and then you microwave it for like 12 to 14 seconds. It sounds like seven of those.

It was good. That's like seven of those. Wow. That was good. That's good. That rocks. All right. I got one. You got one that you got the best vegan hotdog. Zach, I think this will work for you.

I'm going to there's the top 10 vegan hotdog. Eggplant ballpark hot dogs. Never never heard of it. Nine morning star farms, hot dogs. I don't think I've had it. I think I've had Morningstar, they're okay. Eight, Toe Furkey. Seven, Uptons, Naturals.

That's a fucking dirty, latch it, man. Those are, they're at, do your cake up, then impressive. Oh, that is the one I can't get. But I think it might sound something like this. One more hot dog, please. What, actually two, one for me and my husband, the new thing. Pitcher.

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Wow, wow, he's not here is he? No, you He was a random person who yelled at us. I don't know what if what if you like you just didn't recognize you guys because he listens to podcast He never seen you guys before totally possible Here's some irony for you this hot dog article written by cat Smith just because he listens to podcast. He never seen you guys before. Totally possible. Possible. Here's some irony for you. This hot dog article written by Cat Smith. All the Nickelodeon fans out there are going,

what? What? What? What? What? He's got a cat dog reference. Thank you. There we go.

Thank you. You always got to be a step ahead when I'm around. Cat dog is the only thing hotter than tail. All right, that was let me be frank. Which ender you getting with the cat dog, Wags? Where's the hole? Where the fuck's the hole? The cat. Because there's two ads on each end end right? Yeah, yeah, yeah

Give me the other give me the other version Jesus Christ a Monster made by the devil to be tortured by you Flavored condoms don't All right, hey just like Do not bring up flavored condoms at the show tomorrow. Oh shit My mom's gonna get fucking pissed. I don't want to fucking hear it. Hey, she heard on the podcast You're like your jerk off stories instead. I hope not. I don't know

That's crazy. She's heard him. She lives we live in the same house Do you narrate while you're going through? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Hey, just like a restaurant of our feedback, let's open up the feedback. We're going to take a few audience questions. Please welcome Emma Irb, right back at the stage.

Oh, she really went well. What's up? All right, I got big fudge. I'm very curious if that's your real name. Channing from the snack pack, Nora L. and Zander from the right, Mazzanine. Wow, make your way up towards Emma. Oh, boy, good luck.

Here we go. People are now beginning their way up there. What's up? Only two of them stuck around for the whole show. They'll be looking for your eye areas. Hey guys. I'm here with my twin sister who works with Tammy. Wow. Her name's Ryan.

She's awesome. She's funnier than cooler than me. I love you. I love you. I love you. That's true. So my friends named their dog spaghetti, but now every time they talk about spaghetti,

the meal are like preparing it, or listening to a podcast where the guys keep saying spaghetti, the dog gets like super revved up. Knowing you might have to speak about said food and hush tones, what food that you love, would you name your dog after? Wow. Great question. We were reminded of your name again. Channing. Oh, you're Channing. Of course. Yes. We talked you on the snack back. Yeah, what's up? Yeah. Also, I didn't come up with that question.

That was my friend Madison. She came up with it. What the hell? She's, yeah, she's she's funnier and cooler. Channing how's biking in the city lately? It's good. I've locked up like, you know, a block away. Yeah, bike in your password. Someone goes, see a list bike. I like suspect that's going to happen tonight. Oh, man.

Oh, all right. There's like a people stay away from the doughboy show. So ring of safety. It's like it's locked up next to Lion King. So oh, shit. I don't know. Watch out for scum. It's a great question.

So the idea is like, it's like, but it has to be a food you love, right? It's like it's about to say, yeah, fuck. What do you name a dog after a food where you have to say to the hush tones? I actually know a dog named Beagle. And it's very cute. That's good, it's so cute.

That's really good. Hogi, maybe Hogi. Hogi is good. Hogi is great. Have a bulldog or something, big slobbery bulldog. Yeah, Hogi, it's my guy. A rhubbi, you know the dog named rhubbi, that's cute. That's good too.

I'm just picturing dogs now. How about salty? Salty. Salty? Salty? Salty? Salty dog? Salty? Salty? Salty? But I don't think that answers the prompt quite. Because like how often you're saying what do you want to eat salty? It has to be like a foodstuff. Do you say that at my place? I do. Pepper then. Pepper's cute. I think I might say something like ramen because I feel like I'd be fun to say in a hush tones like do you want to get some ramen?

I like I waffles. Oh, that's real cute and plural. Yeah, waffles. Oh, it's adorable. I got one motherfucker. Sorry. I love that you You go from sol- to you.

I got one motherfucker. Dumpling. Oh, that's good. That's so cute. I got one. I got one. I got one. Edible Kingdom.

We have. I wouldn't whisper that. Thanks, James. Thanks, Jan. Thank you guys. They shared out there. Where are helmet? Be safe, biker out there.

Where are helmet? I hope you got a helmet. Hi, what's your name? My name is Nora. Hi, Nora. Hi. Thank you. No, I'm Dammit.

I'm Brooklyn. My question is, if you had to adapt to the diet of any animal, including having to procure their diet, so if you had to hunt down that animal or whatever, what animal would you choose? Do we also get their digestive abilities? Yeah. You've become the animal in here. Who is this? What is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know I told you I was gonna get wild I'm going goat because if you're a goat

There's about 15 meals sitting on this table here This is food. This is food. This is food. But then you got to eat that? If you're a goat, yeah you do, you love it. It'll sustain you, it'll be fine. Yeah. Oh the goat's really good.

That's a great answer. That's a great answer. I guess I wouldn't mind being some sort of a qu- I'm just thinking of avatar. And I think like just some sort of a quatic like being like a tranquil sort of sea creature like a narwhal Yeah, cuz then I feel like I could like you know I could enjoy the majesty of the ocean before it's completely ruined by man's Fixing a car fictional thing. Well, no, I'm not saying I am did I said a real animal Say a fictional animal from the planet Pandora

Dude I've never seen an R-Wall. I have never seen one in person either, but it seems like that'd be a cool animal to be. Oh yeah. Or an orca. Orcas are cool. Orcas are fucking sick as hell. I think I'm going with orca. You want to go nuts like baby seals and stuff?

No, I mean, look, I could do that as a man, but I don't do that. What? I have to say some restri- You I could do that as a man, but I don't do that. What? You know what you're saying? I'm just trying to do that as an orca. That's not the brag you think it is, my man. I could eat a baby seal, but I don't. I'd have some standards as an orca,

but I think it'd be an orca. I think it'd be a majestic. I don't like the life of a rabbit, but the idea that I would find vegetables delicious, it would be so good for me. Yeah. They're so cute too. It's like nibbling on a strawberry.

Just shitting non-stop. Mm-hmm. So happy to see green leaves. It's pretty cute. I'd be the one rabbit that doesn't fuck. That's so... That's so... That's so...

I think I was in Costa Rica, I saw sloths. Wow. In the mirror. Oh! Oh! That's so... Tammy, F-T-W. Tammy also seen a narwhal.

I'm just gonna... Heavy F.T. Dobby also seen a narwhal I did I I was I was a sleigh. I'm fucking got me You got me good Tammy That's fine everything's cool Can do the awesome powers dance if I got it again. Uh, Wally and Irma kind of haven't made. I kind of like the way Wally and Irma eat. They're sort of, so they like, don't they chew?

No. I think you being no more in territory, Mitch is going to eat the cats. We get it. I think you being a domesticated feline is perfect for your lifestyle. Yes, I wish I don't like cat food. I will say that. I'll go on the record. I don't like cat food. But if I was a Garfield-type cat

that could eat lasagna and things like that, sure, then I think I would be happy with it. So your answer is you want to be Garfield. Yes, my answer is Garfield. A thing I got mad about Wigger saying a fictional character, the narwhal. My answer is Garfield. Yes, okay. Thank you. Thank you, Nora. Boy, Mitch, you mentioned Nora from Queens. We had Nora from Brooklyn. There must be a Nora from all five Burrows, Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx, and of course, Staten Island.

Oh my God. I saw him practicing that in the mirror. Ha ha ha ha ha. I like the respectful distance, the questioners are like, it's like an ATM. Like, I'm so far back, like, I'm not gonna, I'm not looking. Uh, hi, what's your name, what's your question? Hi, I'm Big Fudge.

Hi, Big Fudge. Big Fudge. That's a good dog name. Fucking great dog name. Great man name. Thanks. Are you a dog that was turned into a man like this? Great question, Mitch.

Yes. Sweet. I really wish my girlfriend was up here to ask this question for me. You see here tonight? No. Smart woman. Yeah. Zach, I'm a huge fan of Severance.

Thank you. If you were severed in real life, what would you not want your any to eat for lunch every day that would affect you as an outy when they left the work after. Wow. Wow. Can we, uh, this is only for Zach, we can't answer, correct? This is for the panel. Oh, all right.

Uh, I mean, the first thing that comes to mind is you human shit. That's the first! Yeah! I don't want? Yeah! I don't want that! I don't want that! I don't know.

Maybe I have a little more time to think. I'll come over to something else, but I don't know. Thanks big fudge, great question. When he said human shit, big fudge is face lit up. I think I know why he's called big fudge. I'd say any sort of hot spicy peppers for me, cause then I'll be feeling it later. Yeah, because that's the thing,

cause like if you're not remembering it, it's like something that you're gonna feel the consequences of it later on. Yeah, hot fudge. Yeah, I guess for me it would be like my litany of allert food allerties. And yeah, I'd just say like a lot of dairy. I wouldn't want to eat like be binge

like having a lot of dairy, like a lot of ice cream. Because I think gastrointestinal after effects, I'll be dealing with that. This is all stuff that you actually eat though. I said human shit. I don't eat that. I don't eat that. None of us eat that. Her fingers are crossed like the dog. Uh, human shit is the answer.

Thanks big five. One more question. Hi, what's your name? Hey, I'm Xander. Hi, Xander. I'm having a six dog day actually. Hell yeah. Six dogs.

There's a bar. I'm Zander. Hi, Zander. I'm having a six dog day, actually. Hell yeah. Six dogs. Whoa. There's a there's a bar about 10 blocks up from Grace Papaya called dead poet and I was there. Yeah, it's pretty good. It's always super crowded, but like today I was able to sit down because it was a middle of a Friday and there's a thing on the menu that says just over 50, Jimbo inhales dogs and ale, wife looks mortified. And I'm like, excuse me, what the fuck is that? And they said, oh, you can try to eat three hot dogs and down a pilsner, and if you can do it the fastest, you can have anything you want written up there. And Jimbo is the guy who did it in just under 51 seconds.

51 seconds. 51 seconds. Yeah, and so that's what jam what's going on here? It's a high coup. It's a high coup. And so I tried it and then after the first bite it was like, I can't do this. I was wondering if you think that you could do that or how would you approach it?

It's three hot dogs and a beer. It's a cool dude. Three hot dogs and like a full like a pilsner like full, like a pilsner, like it's like, but it's a full beer. Well, look, I mean, like the pros do shit, like they snap the dog in half and they separate the bun and they dip the bun. You can't do that.

No dunking, okay. So that's off the table. I mean, I think I'm just like, I'm just fucking bolting those. Didn't undo the beer at the end. I say the beer and I chug the beer at the end. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna try to- The jumbo did it. Yeah, I think that's the only way I could manage that.

Yeah, point the three hot dogs. I chug the beer. Point the hot dogs. I put ketchup mustard ketchup, thinking it wouldn't matter at all. And it didn't. I just, it took me one minute, you wanted them and then I'm just like,

stop the timer. I'm just gonna try to enjoy it. Yeah, that makes sense. I don't, I don't, like as much as I love food, I don't love food contests. I always feel like if they just do the Yeah, that makes sense. I don't, I don't, like as much as I love food, I don't love food contests. I always feel like if they just do the feet of endurance or whatever, I just like, I don't wanna punish my body for glory.

Let other people do that. Let other people punish your body for glory. I got cat dog, the headless cat dog. What? I'm saying that's who he punishes for glory. I got cat dog the headless cat dog I'm saying that's who he punishes for glory I think I will go bite bite I would do double I would double fifth. Oh two dogs That's that's nice because you'll feel like you're making progress Working your way through them. He's so nice. Yeah. Oh boy.

Can you smash him up into one kind of super dog? And that's what I'm doing. Hey, this is pretty cool. Wow, it has two bikes. Very cool. Hey, two bikes. Hey. Yeah, I'd probably just keep taking bites of each dog at once.

Back and forth. They should have given me two mics. I would have fucking killed tonight. You weren't getting so much, you're getting so much spit on the mic. I know, I'm sorry. Look at it in his mouth. You look like Immortan Joe. Do not chase ladies down in my car. Here you go. I'll give you my my back. Um more like

I would do I would do it. What do you say you piece of shit? Huh? I said more like McFlurry Road. Sorry. Keep on. What would you do? I don't know if I can talk now or a man. No, please do. Are you mad at me? No one's mad at you. No, please do. Are you mad at me? No one's mad at you. We love you. You've been mad at me for the whole show. What the fuck?

Why do you think I'm mad at a hand for the last time? No, it was a race papaya. I came up to you. I had a funny attitude. You were there. I was being funny. I said, hey, why? You don't see big buildings like this in the Long Beach.

Do you? And you said, nope. And I said. I played a lot. I was playing the long. I never been the same since I was with them. I was playing the long. We're having a great time. No, no, one of us was like, I was being the room who did. I didn't have big cities in my town. Yeah. Maybe I played it. I just wanted to just want you to say, yeah, they are big like, I did think I did think they

were big and I was impressed. The buildings are tall here. They're all here. We don't have them like that in Long Beach. That's what I was saying. It's not the same. But you seem to be preoccupied with your hot dog order. I would eat the hot dogs like a slimer. So, you'd get in the hot dog cart. And you'd come up and you'd have multiple hot dogs in your mouth.

Yes. I think that's a pretty good move, honestly. Thanks. Now I've pissed hampered off. Way to go, hugs. Sandor, I think it's a great question, but fundamentally it's how would you eat three hot dogs and drink a beer? Which is like a normal activity, I feel like, for any of us.

Yeah, so actually, can I correct him? It was a really bad question. I guess in the spirit of New York, Xander, no soup for you. Don't shallow how yourself, it's fine. It's good, it's good. Green book yourself. I don't know what that means. The audience acted strange. Yeah, as I said, I don't know what that means.

That's all right. Emma, edit spot. Perfect egg spot, that end of the show. So you're strategy was you just like try to eat the hot dogs as quickly as possible. Once they told me when I got up to the counter that I couldn't do dunking. Yeah. I was thinking like,

choo, dip, choo, or choo, sit, choo, sit. And I just kind of spilled beer on myself and like, I looked like a baby and then I finished one and then I was like, don't look at it. And were they looking at, who was looking at you while this is happening? There were two guys in the corner and then there was the bartender

and he was really invested. He had his hands on his hips. Who was running the timer? The bartender. Who were the two guys in the corner? They were already having a conversation about hot dogs because they don't actually serve food there. They don't have a kitchen. It's one of those places you can get like a hot dog for $3 and they throw it on something. It was much worse than Grace Papaya. I, I weaken confess. It was

the dough boys. We like to watch. What were your other three hot dogs? That was a Grace Papaya. No, that was a dead poet this afternoon. Grace Papaya, I had chilly. We used to get a six-dog day though. Yeah, three dogs at that point. Okay, and the other three were at Grace Papaya. I feel like you're talking to your clone right now. But why you're not hitting the math there? We got a reboot.

He's here to close my loop. Fuck it, not worth a try. He just kills me instead. Thanks, Sandra. Thanks so much. Thanks, all of you. That's our show. Thanks, some noise for Zach Cherry, my canford, and Tammy

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