Doughboys - Jollibee 2 with John Early & Claudia O'Doherty

Episode Date: June 8, 2023

John Early (John Early Now More Than Ever) & Claudia O'Doherty (Killing It) join the 'boys to talk birdfuck.com, chicken nugget shapes, and favorite foods before a review of Jollibee. Plus, another edition of A Single Item Must Be Banished.Sources for this week's intro:wgacontract2023.orgWant more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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at which point I will no doubt be anointed the Duke of Drop. Duke of Drop. Love the pod, Peace Out, Heavy Kev, roasts we manage email.com. That makes no sense, but I like Heavy Kev, because he sounds good name. me a heavy D in the boys

Yeah, uh, there was a water But we had a voice we had a friend kev weeks who was a big guy. Uh, you call him heavy kev Did you say had or have Claudia they have introduced us? Good talk. It's fine. No, we can't I never say this to you, but fucking chill out. Slow it down a notch. We got a little, we can fucking tick and clock this episode. I know, but this is that another episode of 24. We're gonna be done.

We can maybe not, we're gonna live in a window. Everyone's nerve-racked. Everyone's scared. Everyone's on point. Everyone's focused. That's where we need to be. We're gonna have to do, we're gonna get this episode done by seven o'clock

cause Casey hasn't heard out. He made a special accommodation for us. He has to live in the circle. He has a special accommodation for us to try to ask the The Phantom's no I think it's better to watch sorcerer on TV in your house. Don't go to the movies to see it You got to see that bad boy in the big screen the time has passed yeah, uh, you know You know how Bart Simpson says eat my shorts. Yeah, if you're a that would be the appetizer You barely got any shorts on you

Five and a half inch in seem. It's a little Doesn't leave much to the imagination In seem that's dangerous for Stangers from my man over there. That's all I'm gonna say The stangers from my boy Absolutely stuck the guy is stacked I was absolutely stuck 5.5 inches

5.5 inches when it's cold outside my friend this guy you remember where the thing was filmed that was a bad example Antarctica No, the oxy.

This guy is five and a half with what he's writing on sand to slay, he's way up to where I gotta say it. How to do this? Sorry, Nick. You shouldn't feel self-conscious. You should feel proud. Yeah. I feel insane is what I feel.

Yeah. Been fucking out and about all day. I fucking zoomed over here. I gotta hear your late. We gotta have time. You made me feel genuinely bad. He said no, I didn't I didn't eat lunch So I've got this food sitting in front of me for the podcast that I haven't eaten yet What happened? I have been fucking go out on the battle day and when I was at the picket line

Went straight over the picket line to record one straight for that record over here in a time for lunch Lost cause I said we wrap it up. You think we should fold? How dare you? There's more food coming. It's here basically. This day is fucking chaos on the Illinois side. Okay, oh my God, he's going to source.

He's sneaking out for so he's going to source. He's running out of room. He just left the room to go see source. Or wise, I didn't get any sleep last night either. I'm right there.

I like a complete insomniac night. John's text. No Oh my god. I like a complete insomniac night. John's dexing me. No, there's just, I got a text and this has never happened to me. And so obviously really curious, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did, what did it, what did it, what did, what did it, what did it, what did it, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what did, what, what did, what did, what did, what did, what, what, Thank you Casey. Wow. Zero sleep, no hours. Zero? Not zero. I ended up probably with three. I had a dream and I don't think people would believe it, but it is truth.

Where I created a website. Yeah. And the web leaks. No, it was called bird fuck. Okay, I believe it. Birdfuck.com. That's like all I remember. What is it?

Birdfuck.com. Yeah, like all I remember. It was like, what did you do? It's a birdfuck.com. Yeah, it was a content. What is it? I was thinking I had been thinking about, I saw two birds having sex. I saw raccoons having sex. One, six.

Yeah, you told that straight away. So maybe it was a thing where you upload bird videos having, I don't know, I mean, like that was blurry. I don't remember. That sounds pretty good. You should do that. Create birdfuck.com. This was, they popped in my head.

I don't know why. There's like an FCC regulation if you say like a URL on TV, you have to have that URL. So you might have it, right? No, I think you have to get birdfuck.com. Someone might be cyber squatting it, so you might have. You need check. And that was like two hours of sleep.

I was like, what does that mean? Because my brain's been going all over the place. I am leaving town. Yeah, you're scatting brains. So I'm scatting brains, I feel insane. Okay, this is Safari. Can't find the place. I am leaving town. Yeah, you'll scatter brain. So I'm scatter brain, I feel insane. Okay, this is Safari. Can't find the server birdfuck.com. Okay.

So that URL is available. Good sign. That's good to know. Yeah. What are the DNS services these days? It's funny that I guess we can just go daddy. And then also. You think it's worth it to create a website

where you can upload bird spucking videos? Absolutely. I mean, isn't that YouTube? It seems weird to have a page. No, it's specific. Your domain is available on GoDaddy. birdfuck.com. For $1.19 billion.

For the first year with a two year registration. I don't know. All right, send it on. I'll tell Emilia right now, we get a emotional thing. We have texted Emilia and tell her, we got to register birdfuck.com. Can we cyber squad bird fuck calm? Yep, I'm doing it right now.

And then this might be hard. Can you put under construction like a little thing on there? Yeah, a little gift. But it should be a bird, right? It should be a bird. It could be a custom gift of a bird. It could be a gift of two birds fucking or. Well, it should be usable.

Yeah, but like an under construction sign, including it. Got it, got it. Okay, I'm on it construction sign, including it. Got it, got it. Okay, I'm on it. Thanks Emma. I know that that seems silly. Like I don't, I don't even trust Dree. I didn't even say it.

There's nothing silly about that. No. No. I told you before that I felt insane. And then he comes in here and he's clearly insane. Yeah. I mean, the three of us saw him come in and was like, okay, this guy is fucking out of the car.

I immediately spilled Claudia's ice, cup of ice. Yeah, this fucking. You about saw him come in it was like okay this guy is fucking out of me I immediately spilled Claudia's ice cup of ice. Yeah, you guys are both on the edit over like a cat While you're I'ma don't do that. They don't do that. I I'm not talking ex we've not been Oh, wait shit. Oh, you do a drop. How do I know to spoon nation and here's a little drop? That whole block changed once you see. Once the flannel, once the flannel man flooded the block. Oh, I don't... I love this one. BEEP BEEP.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP Y'all been paying for this! I don't know what that I don't know what that was. I don't remember saying that. Nick, you're reading your your chicken. Here's the issue. I would be able to I would be able to kill some time, but it's not loading the email. I mean, you forward it, right? but it's not loading the email. I mean, you forwarded it, right? It's okay, it's gonna be okay. It was a great idea. I can read the email for you. Oh, thank you, Emma. Bitch, there are so many beep beeps in the sushi stop episode

with Ali Ward that Donna Summer herself called me and told me to make this drop. Beep beep, Leah, aka at Chicago Leah in the dosage. Ah, Chicago Leah. I love Chicago. Why were we staying beep beep so many times? I have no idea. I don't know.

I don't, I feel like I'm in a dream. So, and where do you are? Maybe you are dreaming? I wish, I mean, I played too much, I played too many video games. Oh, yeah. Here's the Kingdom, is that what it was? It wasn't here's the Kingdom, but I'm in a bad spot

because I can get it into that. I was playing Jedi. I'm playing Jedi survivor. And I finished Jedi survivor. Oh. But that's not the reason I like had true. That is the reason. No, it's sleep.

I mean, 100%. It's not the, it's not. Did you win it? I beat two rank scores last night. I beat the, I beat the sickest hell. That rolls me. scores last night. I think I beat sick as hell. That rolls me. There was a forced tear and I went into the forced tear and I beat two rank scores, which did get my heart racing, but I don't think that that's why.

No, I'm not talking about like adrenaline. I just mean like a screen. Yeah, I mean, I was just that sort of thing. I was like, I know when I'm playing video games on entire, but I have been so tired. And then I you gonna injure you can't I we don't we get it. I want to do that. I want to do that. Guess can I get it, but I'm I'll be less self conscious

if I do this before we introduce the bitch. Can I float a song parody by you? Yeah. Oh, why? Jedi survive. Like Jedi survivor. What's the song? It's parody. I will survive like

Hear that How the force to use the force I know I'll post a real life Because he did it at the vocal level of a kid who spilled his milk accidentally You sounded so scared. I just popped my register. I didn't think I could hit the fucking note. Jedi survive. I like it.

Jedi survive. Yeah, it works. Beautiful. As long as I can use the force of the pull. I thought you guys were in a silly mood and it feels like you hate it. No, wait, you haven't even told me. You have it. We are trying to be good. Yes.

Introduce the winner of it. We're turning to the podcast. For the first time as a duo, and one of them has a new special coming out. John Erlie, now more than ever. John Erlie and Claudio Dirty. Hi John, hi Claudio. Hi. Thank you so much.

We are so excited to be here. You don't get it. I'm sorry you're getting a scattered episode. This is not our normal energy. I don't really like that. You've been here before. We're on top of stuff and we're funny. We're like,

Well, normal. I've got to admit that for the past few years, it's been over Zoom and it sucks. It's not good over Zoom. I hated it. The fucking nightmare. It was just always Zoom and it sucks. It's not good over Zoom. I hated it. The fucking nightmare. It was just always a delay. You used the Zoom to cheat in games,

so I couldn't, because I couldn't hear the question, and then you were like, I beat you. Oh, that's right, yeah, I did. So that was a nightmare. So this is very exciting to me. My issue with Zoom is that like I already have issues with making eye contact with people, but then when I, my own face is there,

then it's like, I don't know. I don't know. You have to hide. We don't know the set of all. You have to hide self-view. Hide self-view is a good answer. It's the only way. But it's all, well, I'm also so excited because John and I have talked about jolly beefy years.

Wow. And having never, and I've also never on do boys gotten to review a food that I wanted to review. This is true. And this is this comes back this comes back to me a little bit. Yeah. It always does. I forget that you don't like pizza. Yeah. Which is insane. You know, okay, I'm the pizza king. He loves pizza. Everyone calls me the pizza king. I did have really great pizza recently. Where? We're from.

Quarantine. In Rome. Oh, of course. It was like Roman-style pizza, right? It's like a dog's sheep. It was its own thing. Which is what, like, focaccia? Or what's for the food?

It was really crispy on the bottom. It had sausage I'd a choke She's it ruled oh my god now. I love pizza again Like with them what did you eat on dog voice? Domino's And then what else? We did McDonald's right as the pandemic was starting. That was pretty bad.

We did the tournament of champions, correct? That's where we got. Yes, the tournament of champions. I think we had for the tournament champions twice and both times we settled you with the food that you were less excited about. Yeah, I never liked food. What were you gonna say, you can't?

I just can't believe Claudi got to do McDonald's. We didn't, we've not reviewed McDonald's on the podcast. We have, we have, we have never, we've never, we've not reviewed McDonald's on the podcast. We have, we technically have them. We've never, we've never, never ever. Oh, what? But we had McDonald's. This was the tournament of champions. Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. On a much madness, 2020, Mac attack, and we- Yeah, it was right as COVID like ripped through America. That's right. It was the real beginning where it was like, Oh, we better get it delivered. Yeah. And then I went to Australia the next day

and then come back for like two years. That's right. Oh, I old. Yeah. I want to Quincy. I didn't come back for a year, basically. But I did. We also did the McNugget power hour where we ate a McNugget every minute. We did that too. Was I on that? I don't think I was on that. You weren't on that. That was a different every minute for two hours. I would just 60 minutes. I tapped out. I tapped out about 30. We should not get Gabe John Gabers eight 62 nuggets. No. We should have like a wilt chamberling you. How he has a hundred points or whatever. Yes. They should make that with him with the nugget. We should take that because nuggets are good for like 30 seconds. So like the first nugget would have been good. And from then. Well, You're forgetting that by the time we started the episode they were cold already. Oh bad

Nightmare the gap is also extremely high. Yeah, but you know, sometimes you get a nugget and it's like sponge gross Yeah, and then another time you're like this is me. Yeah This is nice. Yeah. Yes. What's going on with that? Here's your nugget question for you. Do you like the boot or do you like the orb? The what? I like the boot, because you get the little point. There's more crust. I like the boot.

There's two shapes, right? You were just giving it a little. Is this one part of the, is this a specific part of the trick? I thought it was like mechanically separated tricking. It is, but they form one into a boot and they form one into more of an orb. Yeah. Wow. I'm an old man. Yeah, I like the orb. Yeah, I'm an ass man. But I don't I don't freak out about to see this. I'm like, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I didn't know the words.

Yeah. Why is not we do freak out about that? Yeah, you've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it.

You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it.

You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. We're here. Two orbs together, it kind of like a little nugget. I was gonna say an ass, you could, maybe two boots are closer. Well, yes. I guess, I mean, not really at all. Two boots are closer to teeth. What are you talking about? Two in a ass.

Two in a ass. Speaking of the boot, let's go back to Italy. Italy. Wow. Fucking segue. Thank you. I told you that. Seg's go back to Italy. Wow. Fucking Segway. Thank you. I told you that Segways are illegal in Italy. Is that true? No, I made that up.

But it's pretty true. It's a busy, so I think. I mean, it's funny to think of them all getting mad about Segways. I shouldn't make fun of Italians, I make fun of them a lot on the show. It's okay to make fun of Italian people. There is a place I talked to you over. There's a place in Florence. Uh huh. I'm tired. So things, you know, my, it might be an only. Everybody's loving it. Um, I heard why they passed that law on Italy banning segues. It's because someone crashed a segway into someone's

Played a spaghetti all curr with cheese and then they're me fall That's something I would say we're mad we're in trouble We're in trouble. This is free key Friday. It's free key Friday app. That's what you guys are acting like yourselves. We're a free key Friday too. Yeah, we're just, we're used to it. So we know how to compensate.

We're not freaked out by it. There was a place in Florence, a sandwich shop, all antico, Viano maybe. It's coming to LA, I told you about it. Oh yeah, is that the like the Mordedela thing? Oh, the spicy chicken sandwich. There's literal hell. It literally rules.

Also, can we just say before the show that Mitch said, you're vegetarian? No, I don't, I tried to avoid red meat. I'm not vegetarian. This doesn't even beef too often. That's all. Okay. Or pork or pork. Well, there's hot dogs in your spaghetti.

That's what I found that out later. I thought it was just a... Kind of want some of that quencha. I know, I know. So look, I'm breaking into this. We got some listeners. I'm having a bite of one of the chicken sandwiches here. We're in, sorry to misophonia listeners.

There is a... I think I'm a misophonia listener. We make fun of, are you? Yeah. John is sensitive to crinklies and John is doing the mouth sounds intentionally My friend G often will We like sucking a caramel

Tokes me and I'm like if you want to try because you didn't get to try that I definitely tried it Sorry, we're having a side conversation that okay, so this is the pineapple quencher. No, you didn't we Claudia and I had it We tried this. Yeah, so you have to try it. I am I allowed to try it too. Yeah, please do I got a bad one already. I just am gonna try it a bit Yeah, good work. What's in there? Oh Yeah, you've got to have it. So you both this is both of your maiden voyages to jelly Be made in voyage and it's always just being it's captured my imagination Because I never have I seen somewhere that has two of my favorite things fried chicken and spaghetti. No, is this

another coconut pie? I got you on another coconut pie. That's my baby right there. Oh my god. And I got two spicy chicken to lock sandwiches. You'll start right now. You got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, you got, got, you got, you got, got, you got, you is a bit, this is another. It's a coconut pie. I can't tell you the name. I really enjoyed it. Red lines on it. Look, here's an issue. We're breaking up and, oh my God, this is so refreshing. You're couples.

I got you that because I thought you'd like it. I was trying to be your guy. You're so good. I wish you'd gotten me another one. You're gonna have the rest of this. Okay, thanks. Let's create this. I don't want you to miss out.

I don't want you to miss out. It Let's create this. I don't even have that. I don't even have that. Let me tell you a little bit. It gave it to me. I gave it to Nick. This is the coke. So I've had this one, the coke and I pipe, and he wants this one. Claudio ate Indian food before she came here.

That's called lunch meat. Yeah, that's reasonable. That's a reasonable act. I do test Claudio at six o'clock in the morning while I was still awake. Yeah. Saying, I know we're gonna get lunch. I'm probably gonna try to sleep a little bit. Yeah.

It was, so I was up, I was up while the sun came up. How was that, John? Oh, this is the spicy deluxe. I have to say, I think it's better without the lettuce in general. I suspected that, and that's why I ordered it with hot. I don't want this, I'm not hungry. So I just remember.

I'll just grab my mouth. This is great. Is it okay if I take a bite? I don't know if this is a- It has a more ship of this, okay. I'm just loving this. Okay, so you mentioned- I have a whole quench on.

You mentioned two of your favorite foods, fried chicken and spaghetti, is that correct? Yeah. Like, are those like in your- Because fried chicken is probably my favorite overall food. Like, where do those rake in your hierarchy and that's a question for both of you? I probably like spaghetti more, but it's like one and two. Shrimp is third.

Any particular preparation of shrimp? Actually no particular preparation. Just any kind of thing. Like I'm excited to see it at any stage. Like oh, it's breaded. We would say crumbed in Australia. We don't say breaded. Crumbed.

Yeah, I've been saying crumb to people lately and they're like, what's going on with you? Because you were talking about the fish sandwich. Because I'm talking about the dayboat fish sandwich. It looks like truly you are naked on that couch. Well, don't frame it. That's why I didn't wear shorts because I didn't want to look naked sitting down.

You said this in the lunchroom. You said that you were like, it's weird to have the camera angles. And we agree with you. It's a weird camera angle because if you wear short clothes because you're a petite woman, when you sit down, your clothes disappear. We're sorry. That is not our intention. You should just have the decency of a Joe Rogan and put a big desk in front of you.

Yeah. One-minded desk. One of my privacy dashes. We're being helpful. We're trying to book the same desk. The angle's down the higher. We're going straight there next. Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Um, what the hell is Fiesta? All right, we should get into this, because I, sorry, sorry, are we skipping over some? Oh, I just felt a lot of drinks on my leg. Here, I'll hold that for a thousand standby. Oh, I know what you're gonna do with it.

Vlog, vlog. I'm gonna take a big ol' sip. Drink it up. Thank you. Which I want to ask you, like what, like fried chicken? Uh-oh. Spaghetti. And then also any, like what are some of your favorite foods?

I mean, those, like spaghetti, you know pasta. Yeah, yeah. My favorite. And, um, yeah, my favorite. And I love it, especially a simple pasta with tomato sauce. Is that like your dream pasta if you're in a situation was like, hey, pick your pasta, pick your sauce. I'm gonna put together something like that. My favorite sauce is probably, I'm a chichian.

Oh, which is guanciale and tomato, can tomato. Thank you. And Pecchermino and what else? And like an hot pepper. It's one of the Roman pastas, of course. I've had dinner at your house before. Yes. Wow. How fun. I've wait good friends. And you've made pasta before. I believe I only have that in your pasta. What did I make? You're a great pasta maker.

Oh, Claudius. Claudius is the best pasta in town. Yeah, truly. Are we talking about that kind of like, you got pasta machine, like making fresh pasta? Oh, yes, I have in the pasta, but it's more about the magic that happens in the plant pan. Oh, got it, got it.

And also, you have a great, you have great noodles that we shouldn't even give them away on here. The noodles that you use are great. Right, you have like a special. What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? What the hell are you doing? Great noodles that we shouldn't give them away.

Are you looking for a product? Oh, the noodles I want to get for lunch. No, no, I mean, those also look good, but you have. Those are Chinese noodles. You have a specific noodle that you use. Don't you have spaghetti that you use? I thought you used like a certain type of spaghetti.

Nope. Really? Yeah. God damn it. Fuck. Mitch, how did you take down the rank scores? Did it was the same technique for both of them? Did you use your force powers?

Did you use your lightsaber? What's your preferred stance? I used that right. I'm very question. Rancors are a and C O R. Yeah. And of course those are big guys. Those are these big.

Pills? Yeah. What do they look like? Here's, I got a little record. You still should record. I'll show you this one. Get that up on Bing and then we'll also put that up on the video fade, people can see. It's a big scary monster.

Remember, remember, remember, remember return of the Jedi. Here's a rank or next to a normal. Do I remember return of the Jedi? No. There is next to like a, a Mitch size person. So that's a big boy. Whoa, that's a big boy. Whoa, that's a big boy.

Okay, hold on a second. Was it the rank or keeper that you said as a mitch size person, the guy who cries when the rank or dies? I mean, come on. That's fucking bullshit. You cry, you cry. I cry when you take your time.

You get a totally cry. I use a double-sided blame. Well, the NM, your rank or. They're very nice. They're nothing like rank or. The rank or eats a,ma reen guard, which is a pig man. They're below Jabba the Hut. So when when when Luke Skywalker comes to free Han Solo, Jabba the Hut has kept him captive. Harrison Ford. He's kept in capitol. He's kept him in the camel. Yeah. He's kept him trapped in the carbonite. Yes, carbonite. And you know what carbonite, you just second-guessed yourself.

That's this one, he's like, it's right. You know them. You see, you know them. I know the image I've lived on in Western culture. And then Luke Scower comes in and Jabba, like he opens his little trapdoor in Luke Falls. And he's like the big slug, man. He's the big creature.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Western culture. And then Luke Skywalker comes in and Java, like he opens his little trap door and Luke falls. And he's like the big slug, man. He's the big creature. And then he eats the pig. That pig actually in canon used to live. There's a story about that pig actually living in our origins. Yeah. Yeah.

What's the pig called? A Gemarion Guard. Gemarion. He does have a... A Gemarion Guard? There's a, yeah, it's like, Gem-reans are like the species or a Gamorian. I've heard it's, oh Gamorian. Is that how you pronounce both ways?

Hey, so can you look up who the Gamorian Garters who got 18 by the Rancor? And do they speak English? Yeah, yeah. Do they speak English? No, they like, no. Big, biggie. They're on sort of like,

I'm sure they could learn basic, which is the equivalent of English in the Star Wars universe. Are you think it's weird that when I auditioned for Star Wars? Oh, wow. They said I wanted that. I wasn't allowed to do my own accent, even though it's in space.

I think that's insane. That's insane. And you know what? I'll admit, I too auditioned for Star Wars. No, wow. Is that where you freaking held? That's what I was my auditioned for. I'm a fan of Star Wars.

So, I bet that happens to them all the time. People doing self effects. Did you really do self effects? The way it really happened is my mom read like, my mom read the end. She's like, the Jedi are coming to get you and I was like, respond. It wasn't even, there was like no,

there was like very little Jedi. There was like no, it felt more like a scene was like, responded. It wasn't even, there was like no, there was like very little Jedi, there was like no, it felt more like a scene of like I was a mean boss man's sort of guy. A Gammari in God. I mean, I might have been auditioning for a Gammari in God. Wow. I can say it now, right? Who cares? I think we could both be sued, but if someone's gonna sue us,

they're gonna look a little mean. Yeah, no. No, it was the part that... You can say you audition for Star Wars? I signed something which said I can't. Wow. See, I wasn't even at that level. They didn't give a shit about me.

Oh, maybe I did sign something. Oh, well. You docu-signed. Mine was for, mine was for, mine was for the, the, the show, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, it was for Obewana. Oh, okay. Oh, you're the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the I think I know who got the part. I think I do, too.

You can tell you the Adele's off-pot. For audio listeners, John and Claudia have a lot of... You've locked up their faces and whispered. You're just bringing me or Mike's. Just so you know. No, she's maliving. We'll bleep it. You just say it, we'll bleep it.

Just say you can. Yeah, that one. Okay, yeah. Bleep that, make it short. Make it like a second long, Emma. I'm sorry. You actually have to blow it out. It's a blowout.

Yeah, because otherwise people will do some. Yeah, blowout, you have to blow it, we have to bleep and blow it there. Or just, you know, to put it, just put the ring or keeper's face over Mitch's face, while he's saying. And what does the word rank or mean again, the weird, the real word in English? It's kind of like you're like you're right. Like I'm right. I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm like, yeah, I'm anger. The rank is different. Is the root work rancid there, Rags?

Nope. I don't think so. That's rotten. Yeah, but rank was are kind of rotten. Did you find that name? Bitter and Mr. Rezend for this, especially when long standing. So it's more, it's a little bit more spikeful. Someone who wants to sit down, I get it. So are you like, like, okay. Are you entertained by like the kind of extra, I mean, clearly,

you play the video game and you're talking about the canon. I hate Star Wars right now. I think that they did a bad job with it with Disney. I mean, clearly you played the video game. And you're talking about the canon. I hate Star Wars right now. I think that they did a bad job with it with Disney. I don't like it. No, I don't want to hear you have to expect you on that sort of stuff. I think all of it stinks. Wow.

You gotta watch Andorre match. I got, I watch Andorre. I watch Andorre. I don't know why that's what you were talking about. Andorre is a fucking triumph. And, Andorre, I want to, I want to watch Andorre and I like Rogue One. So there we go.

I like Rogue One. But I don't like any of that. I just think it must be so nice to be like, to like something where like all culture is that. I know, I know. Like we decided we're just gonna make that now. Right, yeah, I know. I know, it's just, it's everywhere.

If he was so accated too. Yeah, it's uncoddled. Yes. No, I don't like that. I don't even like the game that much But I had insomnia so I'm gonna put here's the kingdom. I'm downloading it tonight. I'm gonna there's new Zelda It's in the zeitgeist. They don't care. They can't care less about this shit. We can talk about stuff you guys Okay, let's talk about I also want to talk about Jolly B.

How do you pronounce Jolly B or Jolly B? I say Jolly B. Because then it's Jolly Spaghetti, traditional British spelling of Jolly J-O-L-L-Y. Yes. Is that a thing, Jolly Spaghetti? That's one of the dishes we ate, John. Here's what we'll do. We're going to take a break.

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Tell us what you just told us off during the break. All right, we'll shout out to Amelia because she did the leg work here, but we do officially own the domain bird fuck dot com. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it. We did it! We did it! Congratulations! It's really amazing. I wish we had champagne to pop. This is gonna feel like a big cup. We just got the pineapple quench up.

Which is over there, which you wanted so bad, and then I just see over there. You're in the fiesta, you haven't even opened it. I know, I haven't opened it. Oh my god, the fiesta is time sensitive. You should eat it. Sorry. Jolly B was founded in 1975.

She doesn't even know what the fiesta is! I do, I studied the menu. I took this one, I took this episode extremely seriously. I thought he before you did today. That is short for all of us. Okay. I got here last. It started off as an ice cream parlor in Kaison city, Philippines. It was founded by 2010 Cactiong in 1975. It has about 1500 locations worldwide, primarily in Southeast Asia, although a good number in North America. They're known for their young burgers, their chicken joy, and Filipino spaghetti, and also the Jollybee mascot, who I love.

I love that guy. I know. He's adorable. He's so cute. He's adorable. And they have a full-side mascot suit as well as also like a big, Bob's Big Boys style standee outside of a lot of local games. Oh, yeah.

I got one thing to say about this. This looks wild. This is wild. Well, this is the most like Filipino to say about this. This looks wild. This is wild. Well, this is the most like Filipino dish on the menu I would say. Yeah, what's wrong? Glad we got it.

Is there shrimp in that one? Mm-hmm. And there's also pork and onion. There's also pork and onion. There is. What's chicken joy? It's just what they call their fried chicken. Okay, so we had that.

The way you feel when you eat it. It is, we had that. We did. Yeah. So, okay, so the two of you, I just wanna get into your history with this chain. The two of you become aware of Jolly B, you're just like,

there's a bunch of them in our land. We've been by so many times, and we always crack up at the phrase, chicken and spaghetti. Yeah, that really makes me smile. Yeah. And I'm like, I'm like, it's also one sort of like a grim stretch of road. That's a different location.

Yeah, and you're like, what's going on in there? And we laugh, we think we should go, we should go, we should go. And we never have gone. And then guess what? I kind of like this. Some of my dear friends, you guys have a fast food podcast. That's right. That is true.

You're a dear friend. You feelin' like your is not as much though. No, if anything, Nick and I are closer. Have a fast food podcast. That's right. That is true. Swords here, friends. Keep feeling. Vloggers not as much though. No, if anything, make a note closer. I have to say. You love? Cool, my TV girlfriend's closer to my boy. We TV broke up, mate.

I know. Because you're a dead TV, you're a TV dapper. You better get the sauce in there. This is not sauce in there. Orange sauce? Yeah. That's the whole point. What do you think the sauce is made from? This is this particular menu item is the, yeah, you should just say it again. The fiesta. Hold on. Let me, let me bring it up.

I thought you studied that fucking menu, huh? Well, well, well. This is why I broke up with you. The Palabock fiesta is a traditional Filipino noodle dish covered in garlic sauce, sauteed pork, shrimp, and egg. I didn't taste the shrimp, the shrimp must be shredded, right? The sauce is made with shrimp and pork, but that cannot be removed.

Well, it is. The specks of the shrimp's eyes. I do, you're gonna, you're gonna, I'm gonna, I'm not be needing pork. I am gonna try this because it seems like it's, it, it's, like, it's, uh, it's worth trying. It's honestly great. It is, it's cool.

That's great. And so I'm happy we got it. That's true. For audio listeners, yes, it is, it is an orangey sauce. There are some fresh herbs here and there also is a little portion of a, a little sliver of a hard boiled egg. And I was like, the orange, you think it's gonna be sweet and it's savory, which is where I find my to enjoy.

And a lot of the dishes we had today were kind of sweet. Why was it really nice? That was a nice, fantastic. Cause yeah, the jolly spaghetti I've got some stuff to say about it. When we're ready. When we're ready.

Also, I have something for the audio listeners as well. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, and I've got some stuff to say about it when we're ready. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Also, I have something for the audio listeners as well. Oh And I've got something to I have something to And I love Oh, yeah, why did she just find a little lefty? I got her right up to find you. Sorry I fell on my jewelry. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Do you want to close the water? I'm not so water. It feels like wrecking for, like, tours the end of wrecking for a dream? Yeah, like ever. I never saw that movie. I saw that with a baby sitter. That's really? Yeah, like she rented it and like we were and there and we were like. I mean, there's like immediately like hardcore sex in it. There is a hard core. You were I was like, I think I was like 12.

Oh wow, okay. And like, and we were like, they definitely do young for this movie. Yeah. Wow. There is a scene where I'm, but that's why you never got hooked on drugs. Exactly, no, exactly.

They should show it in schools. Yeah. And is the audience know the rule about this? They may be. They keep the microphone of fist away. I used to way, fist away from your, and also the microphone ideally should be targeted more towards your nose as opposed to your mouth.

It's Marlon Wains, who's a, oh, Marlon Wains, but who what? Marlon Wains is in it. He's so hot. In Requiem for a dream. He's getting that, yeah. Wow, and the key David has the moment where he says, as to as, that's like a famous, yeah.

But then there's an old, well, there's an old guy. There's a horny old guy. Oh, that's right. Oh, he, that's, that's who says. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's there, right? He's there. Yeah, made Marion.

That's right. Robin Hood. What was that? He said made Marion. Oh, you are. Old Robin Hood. Oh my God. What? What? He calls her made Marion in the movie. That's like a thing, because her name is Marion. Oh, you are. Oh Robin Hood. Oh my gosh.

What? He made Marion in the movie. That's like a thing because her name is Marion. I guess you just can't not sleep, huh? Like it does make it. It's really just important for brain function and health overall. You seem like the Mitch. I know. You're yourself conscious. Your self conscious about your behavior. Yeah. So you're like overthinking.

You're the one who came in're self-conscious about your behavior. So you're like overthinking everyone. You're the one who came in crazy and now I'm crazy. And I don't mean to... No, I did feel crazy. I still feel crazy. What are you gonna say, sorry? Well, I just think that you know me and Jon intimidate you. I'm not intimidated actually. Keep it my cool.

I'll survive my cool. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. So are you two. Okay. Sorry. Is the history of the restaurant. Oh, we got we got we got plenty of content here. 1975. 1975.

Yeah. It's expanded a lot into the US. I think starting in the 90s and yeah, I got a lot of locations. The years. The years where your jobs came out a couple of years before Star Wars. How about that? Rank wars did not exist at this point in time. You can taste that.

I've ever read the novel, Jaws. I've seen my reading Jaws. I can just read Jaws. No, I just have watched the movie. Yeah, like, why is it not is it, is it, is it, is it not, we can read jobs? I mean, Peter Benchley.

Peter Benchley's jaws, you can read it. Yeah. Did Peter you ever have to do the abyss or did he? He feels bad about it. About jobs, yeah, because he's like, I made him run scared of shocks and now shot, we're running out of shocks. We need shocks now more than ever.

But now everyone's got, there's like bees we need. What's everyone got? This is drones. And now we keep seeing that sharks are actually like next to us the entire time we're in the ocean. And they're just not interested in eating us generally on the whole. Yeah. But it is also scary to know that they're so close to us. That's very scary. I agree. And I would love if you could pay someone to tell you and show you footage of the time in your life. You were closest to a shark in the ocean.

Oh my God. We didn't have any pretty cool. Honestly, we have a new website. It might be weird to make birdfuck.com about times you were near sharks. Yeah. But I think it makes perfect sense. I think that is a better idea. The drone is called birdfuck.

The drone that builds you in ocean. So it's like bird. And then like, fuck, the shark is sharp. It's not so hard. Perfect. And then also we should have a section where you can upload videos of birds having sex. Of course.

Of course, that's why people came to the website in the first place. So the type of spaghetti we're eating is specifically a dish, Filipino spaghetti. Dates to the World War II, they are post- War II era, when Philopino becomes independent after World War II, and you know, obviously affected a lot by colonialism and by its uses like a, it's prominence in the World War II Pacific theater.

The blues and brown sugar. The reason the reason Filipino so we got it as a hot the hot dogs, but it also has brown sugar in banana ketchup. It started walking out while we were having a breakdown. Banana ketchup. So banana ketchup came about because of a shortage of tomatoes in that same era.

So they started making it with bananas. And so it's sweet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. It's also that ham and ground meat in it. Yeah. And apparently it's such a popular dish. I was reading that Filipino McDonald's and Filipino KFC franchises offer for their

own version of spaghetti. I love to try that. Just like a staple dish over there. I would too. So what did you think of it, Claudia? If I may host. Yeah, because someone's got a. I'll look look, I'll be honest, when it comes to spaghetti, you see the pictures, it looks like, you know,

an Italian, western spaghetti where you see red sauce, so you're thinking it's gonna be tomato- Tomato Ford, umami Ford. And when I hear, actually, it's full of hot dogs and bananas, I go, what? But I will say this, I love hot dogs. So it's got a beautiful smoky vibe. And do you think that's just from the hot dog?

Yeah. And the ham. Can I be honest with you guys? What? You're doing a really good job posting the show. Oh, you know this is our dream to talk about food. Yeah, this picture really is. So, okay, so in the pictures from the outside of this

spaghetti, this spaghetti looks sort of insipid. It looks wet, white and soft. But in reality, look at this, it's golden. Having some of it right now. It's positively our density. This is like you work at a zoo and you're talking about like the monkey And the thing like look at that like actually that's my dream orange spaghetti just coated in pasta just

I Is coated in sauce just so that's my dream Garfield I turn on that down I know he likes lasagna. He prefers lasagna just is coated in sauce just so that's my dream. Garfield didn't turn on that down. I know he likes lasagna. He prefers lasagna. Which is honestly pathetic. Lasagna, oh, generally, fuck. Yeah, I agree with you.

Exactly the shrimp lasagna that John have ever been making recently. You made it. He's really the best. It's amazing. It's Easter Bell fridges. I had a great... That's how you say your name.

I had a great lasagna in Boston. I'll figure out the name of it. Oh, let everybody know. What was it? What was the sources inside? Oh. You know what sucks vegetarian Luzaniya. Forget about it. Oh, yeah.

There's no point. I've had some really good spinnishes on you. Oh, come on. He's just going to have spinnishes on you. People are obsessed with oven baking stuff and oven that's just gonna give you a big wet sea of patheticness. Is, are they obsessed in Australia too?

It sure, sure. Yeah. Everyone loves throwing it in the oven, but you'll just get a 30 minute meal. A much more texturally satisfying thing that you're in control of your you're cooking it stove top. In the pan, I feel like a believer that's every time you're on the podcast, I apologize,

but I like that in Australia, Burger King is called Hungry Jacks. That's really cool. I didn't know that. It is. It's the exact same company, same branding. Same branding, exact same menu. Maybe slightly from a menu based on that.

You got very mad at me when I said that the chicken was better than KFC today. Yes, because that's what the Jolly B. Yeah, he thinks Jolly B chicken is better than KFC. Nothing can compare to the 11 secret herbs and spices. That is the best. Herb. Yeah. Herb.

Different accent. From a different country. is that a problem? No, herb is the funny name. Don't get mad at me. Herb? Herb? I, that was a line you had to read in your Star Wars audition. Yeah, it was mainly about her. Look at these people.

The kids were in Florida. That's the miracle. I think that KFC in Australia is better. I think that, no, no, I've never tried it. I've never been. But I was going to say with Mitch, current Jolly B, American Jolly B, chicken is absolutely better than current American KFC. You have to have your American Calfs in a while.

I had it like three weeks ago. Oh, okay. I also had it about three weeks ago. I didn't have it three weeks ago, but I agreed that Calfs is better. I just think it's a like a way tastier. It's saltier. Badger.

It's a more like complex flavor. I just think you can get bad Calfs so often. This is pretty good. Sure, sure, sure. But this fry chicken On that you know, it's like hard for me to dislike fried chicken. I don't dislike it But it's pretty plain. It's like salty and crunchy. I like that It's like it's like a eyes a power for it all he does is block shots and rebounds. What else do you want?

You off from it? I want pepper. I want MSG. I want all of those other things that putting in there. What is it? paprika cayenne. Yeah, he's a rain core. He eats gammery and guards and he's big I'm having some of the thigh now. Okay, but that's the bone right there You're careful that's a bone right there. I'm worried about this. That's fucking great. You're right, it could use a little bit more strength. Yeah, you want something a little extra. Yeah, but I think as far as the breading and the crispiness goes, I think it's delightful.

It's gonna meet us really well. You're still on your pie. You're still on your pie. But we can't talk about the pie until we've talked about every other savory thing. That's, I'm sorry. Let's talk about chicken dish. Let's talk about the chicken sandwiches. Yeah.

This, I'll all start. And yeah. This was my favorite thing on the menu. Ha ha ha. I'm fine from the pies. Far from the pies. But if we're talking about the savory stuff, see. Um, no, but really this was my favorite thing.

Um, specifically the deluxe chicken sandwich. Oh, actually, no. Original, original. Yeah. Spicey. No, but really this wasn't a favorite thing. Specifically the deluxe chicken sandwich. Oh, actually, no. Original, original. No, spicy chicken. The spicy chicken sandwich. This, John, I had this and I had a quarter of it after it had been sitting for a while,

but it is just a much simpler, it doesn't have the lettuce, doesn't have the tomato, it just has pickles and the sauce, which is a sriracha mayo, but also fresh jalapenos. Yeah, jalapenos. The fresh jalapenos really send it over the tomato. It just has pickles and the sauce, which is a saracha mayo, but also fresh jalapenos. Yeah, jalapenos. The fresh jalapenos really send it over the edge. Yeah, they're great. That sandwich is delightful. The deluxe, maybe you don't maybe don't need the lettuce

and tomato. It's the same issue with the Chick-fil-A one. You don't. It's in Gopacica. You don't need it on there. The original is better. And what is Gopacica? It's a one extra thing, one one thing too many. Yeah. Yeah, he says a he says he says he says it is there what language is that? The Coco Chanel

Take one thing off before you leave the house Take one thing off every way That's what's hard if you get dressed I think one thing of everywhere. That's what's hard if you get dressed. He was really slutty. Which depends on where your bedroom is and really seems the front door. Exactly.

When I went to Costa Rica, they would pull this flower off the tree and they're like smell it and that was like, I think Cocoa's gonna number five or something like the flower from it. Wow. That's good.

It was like, this is what they used to make that perfume. You're obsessed with her. I just, I've always they used to make that perfume. They were obsessed with her. Shhh. I've always had a big crush on her. I think that we could be a great power couple in a way. A podcast world and whatever she does, too. Yeah, I'm sorry if it's all you should be past away. She's long dead.

This looks... Yeah, it's gonna be a tough rest. The episode honestly. Yeah, because you two would have been so good together. I know this isn't live, but I want to ask the viewers a question. Are we pretending it's live? Sure. We kind of be a viewer.

No, okay. No, are we pretending it's live? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I want to, I want to ask the viewers a quet. Let me start over. I want to ask the viewers a question. Are you start over. I want to ask the viewers a question.

Are you touched by the fact that in the post-COVID world, we're all freely sharing food. We're taking bites. We're sharing forks. That's beautiful. I actually find it kind of sweet. I do really like it. I'm trusting. It would be funny if all four of us did get co-ed.

And we'll honestly case you would get it too. Yeah, sorry, KC. KC takes it to a screening of sorcerer. It's like a hundred fucking film nerds sick. It kills the rest of film. No, no one else cares about film anymore. Oh, okay, that's fantastic. Phantom's two dedicates.

Phantom. What do you call it? A phantom. A sorcerer. Phantom of the world. We had Claudion for an episode of Friends. This, that was the one that blew my mind on the new, I don't really like friends.

But you did tell me that Chandler was an underrated character. You did say that? Yes. There's no way I said that, because I'm- You 100% you and Leslie told me. No, I'm trusting Claudius memory over yours, because he really should be in a lot of things. I would say that about Chandler.

You liked Chandler. No. I'm sorry, Ross. I love Ross. Thank Chandler. No. I'm sorry, Ross. I love Ross. Thank you, I agree. I said the name Ross. I agree. I think it's a great performance.

Ross is getting. Yes, I meant to say, it's Ross. I said Chandler. Yeah, no, everyone, no, Chandler, the funny one. Yeah. I mean, I'm not high. Hopefully, he's a nice, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest, honest.

I think it's the hardest thing where she sees a character who's funny. Yes, which is like actually an impossible thing. Like it's a kill of us, would not that out of the park, though, am I right? Oh, I didn't think, oh, okay. No, a character that the character's quality is, is it funny? Do you know how else I'd not have a park? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, they make you that opportunity though, so that sucks. Yeah. Um, back to Jolly B. Yes. The chicken sandwich. I have to say, no we share forks Chicken sandwich was so exciting not to not we don't we can go back to the chicken sandwich, but after I had the bites of the hamburger Yum burger, yum burger, which were a little

It's kind of gross. I didn't have the Great I didn't like it wasn't I don't think it was awful. It was just a very plain boring burger. It was. And also it's not fresh off the griddle. Yeah. And it's really hard to be judging any delivered food. Right. Sorry. Yeah, this is not this is not an ideal situation. And I need to image we should we should go to jollybee. And he said, I can't I'm sleepy or something. No, that's not. it would have been nice to go to Jolly B. I think we logistically couldn't do it today.

Yeah, with everything that's going on. I wanted to get, I wanted to go to Jolly B. I try to make it happen. Yeah. Last time we went to Jolly B. With who? Yeah, what's her name? John Array, this was a 26 June of 2016.

June of 2016. Can you remember these flavors? Is this coming back to you? I did. It's been a while since I've had the spaghetti. But yeah, I definitely remember it's sweetness. I definitely was familiar with it. I was definitely familiar with the idea of sweet spaghetti

because I had a Filipino roommate in college. The fried chicken I distinctly remember is being excellent. And I really enjoyed it. The burgers, I don't have a strong memory of. Yeah, well, yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's all coming back to me, basically, while I was eating the meal, but I-

Well, flavor is such a, you know, it can really bring a sensory overload. It's like, just Madeline. Exactly. I have a memory. Yeah. and, hmm, exactly. I have a memory. Yeah.

You know. I, I, I, I, I was, I, I, I didn't, I don't, I forgot what I was gonna say. What do we ever get? You got a sleep tonight, boo. Did we ever address, like, we, we, there was a point where we're like, we're asking if this was live. I don't remember what. Oh, yeah.

And no one answered. And we just tried to like roll with them. And was gonna be an hour. And was gonna be an hour. Yeah. You had a question. Are you touched? No, I did.

Are you touched? That's what he did. Are you lonely? Yeah, I just, that's what I'm like. That's what I'm like. What was your answer? Absolutely, sharing food so much better than not sharing food.

Thank you. I'm being in the same place because being on some of those. Well, also more than a horror friend. Oh, thanks. Speaking of sharing food. Okay, so can you read about the burgers, the umburgers? Yeah, so there are a few different young burgers.

I don't know which ones were ordered, but the, there's standard young burger. Wait, there is a phrase I really like, long hop syrup, which is there, it's like basically you taste, you taste with your nose. It's like a Tagalog phrase. And so they say, they're long hop,

Serap young burgers. They taste as good as they smell. Yes, yeah. And so there's a young burger, there's a cheesy young burger. It's really just like the patty dressing and the bun or with cheese. And then the big young burger has more condiments

or more veggies rather. And did you get the Aloha young burger? No, we did not. Okay. They're a pineapple. They're a pineapple. Yeah, a ring of pineapple. And how like get the Aloha Young Burger? No, we did not. Okay. That had a ring of pineapple on it. Yeah, a ring of pineapple. And how like Hawaii sausage it say is like. That can't, here's the thing.

Islands does a burger like this. It fucking rips. Oh, wow. They have a burger with a pineapple ring on it. It's so fucking good. We, you know in Australia, we love to put a pineapple ring on a hamburger. Do you really?

Be true to. And a Friday. What? What was the second one? Be true. Beat root. Beat What was the second one? Beatroot beat root Can you get like a beat root or a pineapple burger at hungry jacks? Yeah, wow Really the burgers are better at hungry jacks. Is that the that's the catch rate? Better at hungry jacks. Yeah. We're BK defenders.

Can I more of that pineapple? What's the I Burger King slogan? I've it your way. Oh, or home of the Whopper. Yes. With the Whopper. I don't know. People say that it sounds like the Wush song I did in birthday boys.

Which song? The You Rule. No, but which does the song it sounds like? At BK, you have a good way. You rule. People have been telling me that which does it sounds like a BK you have a good way you rule people have been telling me that they say It's done remember when I say you that birthday boys get pretty dad starring which and then I started following birthday boys on Twitter and I've been seeing clips all the time Good show It's so good. It's so fun. We did that. We did that. We did that sketch on stage back

in the day. Yeah. It got. It got. I don't think you should talk about it on the day. It sounds like it went on stage. Dave. We had a classic eight inch dong. And Dave is my dad. I'm Dave's dad. And he gets it up to prom and then I think I'm to prom and then I suck as dick at the end of the of the sketch. And it was a classic eight inch dog and I remember that's like the name of the dildo property is the classic eight inch dog guy. Is it? And I remember when on stage when we did it and I was sucking that the eight inch dog it tasted bad, I nearly bomb it. Like it would taste so much like plastic. And didn't also, isn't it because you could say the lipstick

that you like? I didn't want to say that, but that's the other, because it is actually truly so gross. Yeah. I looked down and I could see the lipstick from my lips on the classic eight inch dong. And it was the whole combo of it all was, yeah. I mean, like my dreams are coming true in comedy

That's a very and then you've got had a sketch show you got paid nine cents for it. I was see one Nine cents. Yeah, we got paid nothing. No, no, no, no, that's why it was like TLC it was Well, you know what that sag is probably gonna go on strike. Yeah That's why it's like PLC. Well, you know what? Sag is probably going to go on strike. Yeah. BPD. I think it's going to happen. I like that.

They're taking a strike authorization vote as of this record. We'll see what happens. What's the vote? What are they voting and how? What right now is just a strike authorization. I don't know the first in July, maybe. The contract's up at the end of June. I know that much. I lined up with the first of July. Yes. We had a furlong time. I took a lot of the

birthday boys. I have. Oh, how convenient. I have the pretty dad dress at my house. Oh my god. And my mom was like, get rid of this. She's like, you'll never need this again. I feel like you should summarize the sketch at this point. People are probably who haven't seen her teaching together in their heads, or do you not want to talk about it? I know it's fine. I really recommend people watch it. People should watch it. Yeah, people should watch it.

Watch the sketch. It's better than describing the sketch. But how can people watch the birthday boys? You can't. I don't know. Is that Pluto or something? It's on Pluto. Is that sketch on YouTube. Oh, you can't I don't know It's on Pluto. It is that sketch on YouTube Pluto kicks ass we love Pluto's great. Well, yeah, it's so close to the moon It's maybe farthest from the moon It's like the it's the farthest from the moon. What is blue?

It's like the furthest one back. Not a planet anymore. That's what it is. It's not a planet. It's a dog. It's a dog. It's not goofy. It's just a dog.

I was trying to say earlier that the song, it's all coming back to me. You don't hear that song. It's not so much anymore. How does that song go? It's all coming back. It's all coming back. It's all coming back. It's all coming back. me you don't hear that song anymore how does that song go so coming back to me like this I thought that was on me like that is it feels like a me love song it's like it's all coming back to me now okay I know this on you but then hold me touch me like this and you hold me like that. It's just very dramatic. It's very theatrical. And then what's the meatloaf song it sounds like? And the thing for the song. But I won't do that. Oh no.

What was it? What couldn't he not do? I had a friend in college who thought he figured it out. He was kind of a dumber guy. Yeah. And he was like, it can only be one thing. It's eat a person. To do anything for love, but he's not going to eat some. So he doesn't say what it is. He didn't say what it is in the song. Do it. How does this God for sake and place? He's a vampire in the music video. He is. Yeah. I think that was part of his logic of just like, I'm not going to cross the line towards you know. Yeah. Sucking someone's blood for sustenance or getting their flesh. That's so cool. Yeah.

Yeah. It's amazing. I, it's just funny to think of Meatloaf singing those, like, he seems like a big fat dork is what I'm trying to say. Oh my God. He seems like a big fat dork. And then when he was like, because he was nearly like 17 or whatever it is,

barely 18 and I was barely dressed. This is why he fucking rips. It's just because he was like purely himself. He's like, he seemed like a big fat dog, but he's like, you know what, I want to be a big fucking, like rock opera guy. And that's what just what he leaned in, he just owned that. What's he like to?

I think he passed away and I think he also had awful politics. Wait, wait, are you still? Are you having a feeling he was bad politics? Yeah, I think he passed a good question. I mean, go guys. When did he die? He lost in co-cution, I was both dead. Oh, RIP, although both of you think had bad politics.

I think, yeah. So I'm glad that. I think they are buried together. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's right. That's beautiful. Yeah, in Paris. Okay, now that I know the history of the young burger, yeah, I have to say, as young burger, I have to say, I have to say as the host, I have to say,

that it does actually help me understand my experience of it more. I'm not trying to be like, because if you think of it more as kind of a sweet bun, like a pork bun, is that what those are called? Like a steamed bun. Yeah, about. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like a sweet kind of like pillowy bread with like a little bit of meat inside and some sweet sauce, then like it actually does deliver on that. Yeah. I didn't know what I just was kind of rocked by the sweetness, I think. It's quite sweet. And you know, forgive me.

I, I, I, that's like the Chazy One's bed. It's balanced out I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, eyes over. I think, I don't know if this is the best way to articulate this, but I'll say it anyway. I think it's kind of like, you know how there's Taco Bell is like, this is an American interpretation of Mexican food. I think it's the same principle. It's like, this is a Filipino interpretation of American food. It's like, yeah. Yeah. But this spaghetti and the fiesta are uniquely their own.

Yes, 100%. So there's some of that as well. And the double rice, which is one of the sides, which I think is one of their standards. I love the adobe rice was great. It's solid. That rice was great. We talked about this.

I was like, this is really flavorful. Whatever. And I ate it and I was pleasantly surprised. Yeah, super savory. I wish mashed potatoes were a decent, but I liked the rice better, I think. I get the rice is better than the mashed potato. And the french fries.

I'm coming your bag. The the french fries had, you know, suffered from the delivery and they're a thin fry. Yes, the fries were. And so they had it, you know, they won't deliver it at optimum temperature, but I did still like that. They were pretty, I like how they're good. I'm probable to him, McDonald's fry, I'd say. You're great.

You're in the gravy and it worked. And your pies are in that bag too. The pie, let's all, we gotta talk about the pies. He's eating a coconut pie. Yeah gravy and the gravy no worked. And your pies are in that bag too. The pie, let's go. We gotta talk about the pies. He's eating a coconut pie. Yeah, here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna take one more break. We're gonna back, we're gonna talk about the pies

or you're a fork scores. We're back with more doughboys. See y'all soon. Bye. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Welcome back to doughboys. It's time for our final thoughts.

It's your boy John. It's your boy John. Ha ha ha. Into my right is Claudia. It's time for our final thoughts. And this is your boy John. And to my writers, Claudia. It's me, Mitch. I could have done it, Flawner. You're good. You're the best. That was the ceiling.

Yeah. For sure. You both see me be funnier. I can be funny. You're so tired today. You're tired today. You're tired. You feel good.

The sucks. That lights everything you're doing was fucking goal. I'm going to say something big. There's something for you, there. Oh, no, it's for me. Yeah, thank you. Guzzle it. Everyone Mitch just kept saying, classic eight inch dong. No other guzzling. Yes, if we knew it. I'm going to say,

I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, Thanks for me. Yeah, thank you. Guzzlet. Everyone Mitch just kept saying classic eight inch dong. No, they're going to say we knew it. Did I say that over and over again? Yes, a few times.

I had a classic eight inch dong. I can't believe it. It is like, I mean, like you do embarrassing stuff in comedy and sure. But like then like the show comes on and you're like, oh, this will be fun and people watch the sketch. No one really sees it. And then like even your mom is like, I'll score it.

And which made me happy. That's what this story was. And I'm sure at the time it was like the most exciting thing that's ever happened. The most exciting thing that's ever happened to me that my mom's like, it wasn't really my type of humor. Like my mom doesn't care. He's not cool in your parents' like that.

My mom didn't care. Yeah. But I'm very happy because that's a very funny sketch written by Dave Ferguson. I love Dave. To give him his flowers. Let's talk about the, let's talk about the dessert real quick. Yeah. We got the peach mango pie and the coconut pie.

I use that for pie. All right, all right. Can you give me his flowers? Yeah, I think that's all. So these are, here's. I use that for pie too. All right, all right. Can you be a Ms. Flowers? I think that's all. So these are, here's what I'll say about these pies. The texture on the outside, like the flaky disk and the crisp disk, the crunch is delightful. It's incredible.

It's so well done. It's incredible. I really wish you had had it warm. Yeah. I've had it before, but it's been a while. But the, but, um, but having the coconut pie and the pie that I had, even if it had been, even though it had been sitting for a, but it's been a while. Okay. But having the coconut pie that I had, even though it had been sitting for a while, it was an absolute delight.

I think, and I've never had a McDonald's apple pie. It's like that. I think it's better than that. It's definitely better. I've had a McDonald's apple pie. The pastry is crisp. It's bubbly. It's bubbly with crispy.

Yeah. And the filling is fun. You get each mango or you're gonna find apple. I don't know. I think when I took that first bite of the mango, I want more. You freaked. Oh, these are both coconut. You didn't get another mango one.

It's certainly somewhere. Yeah. Yeah. Because that would be mean. This one. This one is. That's peach and mango. There's a peach mango.

But you haven't had it yet, have you, I guess. Peach and mango. No, I haven't had the peach mango, but I had the coconut on it. You're gonna get John a bite of your bite. Okay, of course. Why is there only half of this left? Cause I have half of it.

Oh! I get half of it. I get half of it. You heard that Chris Polissen is? I know. It's crazy. It's crazy. I just want to give you one last shout out to Pluto TV for real.

Pluto, they put the birthday. The birthday boys on it. There. Pluto TV. Zoom in, Curry. Casey. Casey. Zoom in.

Yeah, zoom in, Ed. Zoom. Here you go. Pluto TV, Mike Truzdale, who's a listener of the show, great guy. He put a, he should be a guest someday. He put, he put the, I asked him once. I don't know if he wants to do it, but he put, he put birthday boys on Pluto. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, worth the trip. Jenny, what's the rest of this? That's delightful. He put us on Pluto.

They sent a birthday boys DVD to Pluto. It's sitting there now. It's an honor. What is it? Pluto is a party. How do you get it? Can you sit on Pluto? No, the gravity is way too low.

It can be crazy. I mean like is it solid like could you? I think it's solid. Okay. Yeah, I don't yes. It's a gas. It's not a gas. I think it's like it's like It's rocky. It's a gravely rocky. Yeah, I wouldn't want to be alone on I think it's gas is I think is a gas is gas is gas. You know, there's a bit of a mix up your own is they've sent you that you know I think is a gas is gas you know there's a bit of a mix up your own is they've sent you like you know they'll let we need once entertainer to go on this space mission it's gonna raise America's spirit and then they're like oh there was a mix up your own Pluto alone oh my god that's so scary it would be so scary. It would be so scary. You'd be like, oh.

I'd be like, no, I'd be like, I'd be like, I know. I know. Well, you'd be like, you know what though? I put on a hell of a show up there. You'd like to. Because they're still broadcasting on Pluto TV.

Yeah, there's nothing from Pluto on Pluto TV. Is birdfuck too much like angry birds? Not at all. No, okay. No, because fucking can be not angry. You know, really full of love. All right, we get we got to get to it. Oh, okay.

Any any of the thoughts on the on the pies before we get to our forex scores? I love them. I love the pies. They're to our fork scores. I love dumb I love the pies. They're a delight and I don't even have much of a sweet taste Do I think they would benefit from doing some kind of chocolate pie? Oh my god the chocolate What's that I know. So a chocolate look like a kind of... He's what we do.

We do wine, and that is 50% the width. Because we don't need that much chocolate feeling. Oh, really pie. So then it starts to become... Oh, wait, now I'm... This sounds so good. A crunchy, crispy, chocolate-y, chocolate dough. Chocolate dough.

No. Okay. Classic dough, and just like, essentially melted chocolate. That sounds different. Or dough. No. Classic dough. And just like essentially melted chocolate. That sounds different. Or again, actually, I'm sorry. It will be so good. Seriously guys, can we make that? Yeah.

Are you saying it's like a form factor? I think so because you don't need that much hot liquid. It's gonna be a scolding liability. Got it. I have something I think. What kind of like it? Yeah. I got something I think might be good. No, no, I can't.

I was gonna be, and now I can't do it. I honestly, it's too bad. Do you want to, do you want to tell me off mic? And I'll tell you if you can do it. You can just do it like that. In London, an angry bird is when you leave the toilet seat up. That was really good. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. You can just do it like that. In London, an angry bird is when you leave the toilet seat up. That was really good. I don't get it. I like birds with women. And believe the toilet seat up, you make your bird angry. You absolutely can't say that on air. You know something crazy? Did you like it?

These aren't my sneakers. I thought those guys. They're insane. Why? What are they? They're Leslie's. She lent them to me. They're cute.

That's bizarre. I know. I don't really understand. Are you the same size? No. They're very big sneakers. Yeah, but she lent them to me. I guess it's me consider if I want them. And do you know what I do? They're cool sneakers. They, but she lent them to me. I guess it's, consider if I want them.

And you know what, I do, they're cool sneakers. They're really cool. They're cool. I love robots. Yeah, kind of similar. I minor a little dirty white. People say you and I dress the same. That's, we've gotten this since love days.

People get us mixed up a lot. We gotta get to our four school. Okay, sorry, sorry. So here's all this. Birdie, people come up and we're like, they're like, birdie. Yeah. And you probably get, Randy. That's right. Yeah, I don't know

You forgot my character's name No, I would never forget you'll ask quickly what which pie you preferred That is that's a really hard question also yeah John has lovely shoes on Yeah, so loafers with tassels. Yeah, they're dark. Yeah, they're I love these shoes. Those look great. We love your purple 90s. Oh my gosh. He's case. Oh, Oh, Nick, okay. So cute.

I can quite reach Mitch. That's called bad fucking. What size what size should you wear? People are gonna go crazy about this on the internet. Let's hear it. You know what I'm saying? We can believe it do. We can put it in. 36 European, six women's.

Yes, it's small. That's okay. I wear size 14. I have a big, I have a giant foot. Uh-oh. We might have a classic, I have a giant foot. Yeah. Uh-oh. We might have a classic, I need a stoner now. Yeah.

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We got dumpers baby, get your Tushy Bade today. All right, we gotta get to our, look. Kasey needs to see. Kasey needs to get out here. We gotta get, we gotta get, we gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again.

We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. We gotta get him over again. now that I haven't seen Sorcerer, but Casey, has you been haven't seen it either? I haven't, but that's why I'm going to see it. Can you tell me what it is really quickly? Sure, it's from 1977, Star's Roy Scheider, it's directed by William Friedkin,

it's about a truck. The truck is called Sorcerer. It's not a sorcerer in the movie. Yeah, so it's a bit of a sad, like down that way. But it's an action movie, a bunch of guys in a truck trying to get the truck from one place to another.

Instead of a little girl, I'm gonna devil himself, it's just trucks. I think you can miss it. I think you can miss it. We're gonna look, we're on track for him to see this movie. We gotta do it for each other. Okay, so we're gonna wrap this up in 20 minutes.

How many folks is he's out of? So it's out of five, so here's our, do you know that in Jaws, that in the jaws. What did he didn't do the best? What was the book that he did? He did that one like he had like this. It was a similar. It was a similar. It was like a octopus. It was like a squid and octopus a big stream possible. Divine secrets of the ayah sister. How is it? I think it was the sisterhood of the traveling hands. There's a lot more fucking in the book, jaws and what's his name, Brody's.

Who's the guy who's in the Close Encounters? What's his name? Drifus. Drifus walks Brody's, they sleep together. Whoa. What's his wife? I hate this language. I'm sorry.

Brody's bedfucks. Brody takes bird fox. Brody takes out his classic eight-inch dog. Bird fox's wife. Richard, Richard Dreyfus's character sleeps with Brody's. That nerd professor sleeps with Brody's wife. And then he gets eat in the novel. He should go to a kitchen.

That's some good changes in the adaptation. I think I feel bad for Quinn. When Quinn gets eaten. Me too. He's hot. That's hot. Yeah, he's hot. And he was in that big shock attack during World War II. He's seen a lot.

And he said, he was really, oh, he was a real, what's he called? The character, he doesn't think monologue about it. Which character? Robert Shore, you would really like him. I was gonna sketch a book out. It was a sketch. It was birthday boy sketch, too.

We did that scene. Did you? But it's not a good one to tell. Yeah. Robert Shore. Don't tell me more sketches. What? Yeah.

Robert Shaw. Shaw. Robert Shaw. Robert Shaw. Robert Shaw. Oh, oh Shaw. S-H-A-L-E. Robert Shaw. Oh, oh, oh, oh. All right, here. Well, just going, we're going.

Here's how this works. Well, let's go around. We'll give our final thoughts on this chain. Yeah. As far as I know, if you will. Give it a score from 0 to 5 forks. What do you think? What do you think, Jaws?

Bruce the shark will give the forks score for a Robert Shaw. What do you think it would be? A Robert Shaw. Yeah, three fans. Three fans. I think he'd give the four score for Robert Shaw. What do you think it would be? For Robert Shaw. Yeah, three fans. Three fans. I think you give him four. Yeah.

Do you know that I kept going to see George because I shot at Universal Studios because I kept running over to the George ride? That's awesome. And I was like, I was like ecstatic. That's cool as hell. And the psycho house. Yeah.

You got a lot of cool stuff. I care less about the psycho house. He's so he's hard as hell um Norman baits the at the on the tour you know runs up to the bus and he um tried to stop me oh my god that's that's got ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Shout out to the note, to me, and hit the devilish wicket. You ever made that joke on the show? No, I can't believe it. What was the joke? I was sorry, I talked about it.

Four forks and seven spoons ago. That's really good. Look, that's America. That's Abe Lincoln. Oh, four forks. Come on. And three. I love that.

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm looking up your raising case or because you love us so much while I'm doing that Claudia to my left your thoughts your forex score for jollyby I was Really okay, well I was my ex my hopes were high but also my expectations were low and I hope that's that makes sense It does make sense because I was always so excited to try it, but I was also like, the spaghetti looked so white. Yeah. It looked so floppy. Sure.

I was like, how could that possibly be good? But guess what? It was all pretty great. I know. And imagine if it was hot off the grill. I know. We would have loved it. I'm gonna give it four and a half forks.

Very good score for an hour. Wow. Out of five. Yeah, because it's in a fast, in a fast fruit, that's amazing. Yeah. No, I think. There's also the variety, it's incredible.

Yeah. The fact that I can eat the fiesta and some spaghetti and some fries and some adobo rice. I think that your, my score is gonna surprise everybody. Okay, well, we'll get to that one soon. Really? Next up, John early. I know it's a high school, but I'm really pleased with it. John early and the quencha rules. John, John, when you reviewed racing Keynes with us, you had two, you kept it out of the Golden Plate Club with your score

of three, four. That's right. Three out of five. Three out of five forks. Okay. Where do you stand on? Okay. well, if it's three, I'm glad I have that for context. The thing is, I didn't know that we could do half forks. So now, of course, I feel like I'm copying glad. You can do quarter forks. You can do a tenth of a fork. You can do one time of a fork. I think it's clear as to if you give it a quarter forks, you can do a tenth of a fork. You can do one tying of a fork.

I think it's clear as to if you give it a quarter forks. That's like a tie-to-swag rule, but you can do anything you want. I would like to do it for and a quarter forks. Forks forks. Forks forks. I think I can like, that would be impossible to say, my to make a try to copy that in an American accent would be possible. Because O, R, for and a quarter forks.

I can't say that. I literally can't say that. It's pretty good. Oh, four and a fourks. Wow, four and a quarter forks. Shwa, Shwa, I would've. Shwa, Shwa. Four and a quarter forks.

They don't even think. Oh yeah, four and a quarter forks. No, I can't do it. I can't do it. Can't say New York can do American accent. Too hot. New York. I'm going to go and I can't do it. I can't say New York can do a very good accent. It's too hot. I'm gonna go and I'm gonna let Mitch bring us home because I'm not sure what direction you're gonna go here,

but I know direction I'm gonna go. Hee hee hee. I'm gonna be, I'm gonna be ballpark buds with our two fantastic guys. Whoa, my God. And I'm going to say, I'm just gonna go flat for fourx because I think this place, as far as accomplishing what it's trying to say, I'm just going to go flat for four forks. Because I think this place, as far as accomplishing what it's trying to do, I think it absolutely

is in that four fork threshold. I think it belongs to the Golden Plate Club. Wow. Wait, so what's the Golden Plate Club? All right, if everything gets at least four forks all around. Oh, okay. If we get five forks all around, it's a platinum plate club, a four forks all around.

I'm gonna start off by saying, I just quickly finished really quick. know Claudia has said this, but I just really was shocked by the variety. Yes. I could not, I can't believe that, and I just can't believe that you're getting the kind of American fast food, Filipino style, but you're also getting like, this vermicelli thing with the garlic sauce, with the pork and beet, like,

you're getting full, like, fill it up. You're getting full, like, you're getting full, like, you're getting full, like, but you're also getting like this vermicelli thing with the garlic sauce with the pork and beet. Like you're getting full like Filipino dishes. It's like, I don't know, I just was like the flavors were wild. I can't believe it had such bright varied flavors

for fast food plates. There's six carb formats. Vermicelli noodles spaghetti french fries mashed potatoes. I don't know what the other one is. Right. Dobo rice buns. Buns. That's crazy.

Pie crust. You have the breading on you too. Anyway, sorry, I just wanted to just, yeah, no, I love that. We're not in the handholding club at me with any of you. Wow. I thought this place was really, I thought it was great. I thought it was very good. Here it comes. I thought it was very good. And then things changed for me. Oh, what? Wow. When I ate those pies and my score got bumped up to five four. Wow!

Five fours. Because... Wow. What's up with my score? Wow. I thought it was going to be three. Wow. This is crazy.

This is incredible. Wow. I can't believe I'm plurder right now. This is Mitch fucking gave us the prestige. I, I, I, look. Wow. The best episode you guys have ever had. This is crazy.

I, what we talk about here is Nick. You touched on it. Is, uh, is trying to do, what is this restaurant trying to do? Yeah. It's trying to create Filipino-Americanized fast food. Yeah. And it fucking hits a home run. What's bad? The burger was the worst. Oh, well, the burger was still pretty good. It wasn't bad. It was hot off the grill. It would be excellent. I don't do they grill? I don't know what a grill. I mean, I just do the grill. The places actually go, or do they go, people, people, people, people, people, people, I think they've got a, they got a hot plate.

Some places, it depends. Some places have a flat top, some places have a char grill, some places have like, you know, a little, a little one. A little one. Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to say like, you do and be, that's like kind of R2D2, that's why I came in with the, Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just gonna say like you do and be that's like kind of R2D2. That's why I came in with the Hey, Hey, Mitch, miss me with that. You're gonna want to miss me at that.

What they're trying to do, they do great. Yes, fried chickens great. Yeah, spaghetti is great. When we chicken's great, the spaghetti's great. When we went to Wags, it was packed. That's right. The restaurant was packed, we went in Glendale. It was a full house. Us rooting for an international chain.

We're like, good for them. You know what, though, this feels more of like the underdog chain. It does. Well, that, yeah, completely. But five, five, four, five, four, four, four. I'm like how cute that freaking bee. Love the underdog. It does. Yeah. Yeah. Completely. But tasted like it was watered down and that's what I like. Yes, yeah. It wasn't too sweet.

Unlike our guests. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh. What a thing to say. And you know what, I was funny today. You were doing great. We still have nine minutes you guys.

Don't get, I want to fill every last bit. We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it because we got a segment. It's our version of the one that got. No, because Casey has to go to source Stay longer, but Casey's gonna go to source. He was a Casey's carving out time for us. We weren't normally gonna record tonight So with that's where Casey was a hero. Okay. Also the food came early Casey got the food. It was it was a Thank you Casey and thank you Emma as always. I think you really, really sorry. I called you Carrie. Oh, it's, it's fine. It's water on the bridge.

Okay. Also, it's my friend Robbie's birthday that I'm going to meet him for his first birthday. Oh, you're from Robbie. So if you want a, you know, yeah, his friends, Robbie's birthday. Hi, Robbie. That's where it's his birthday. We're going to go see source.

I mean, but they were not just me wanting to go see him. No, it's not pure. But by the way a 35 millimeter deep like Exactly for mag for mag sound. That's crazy. Oh Margot Robbie No, it's not Mark oh Time for a second. You know that would have been sick. I know, I'd be like. Oh. Oh.

It's our version of the one gotta go meme. This is our segment. A single item must be banished. Wow. State fair edition. Okay, here we go. So it's compiled by our associate producer, Amelia Marino.

We can only do, we can, we got like five minutes to get this. Okay, get through it. Let's make it. Let's fucking do it. We'll get through, we got like five minutes to get this. Let's go get it through it. Let's make it through it. I will get through it. I mean, stay fair the movie. I should be the beginning. Our stay fair is a great stay fair. Don't miss it.

Don't even be late. We're just in Hamistine. I don't know. Oh, really? The most her known Rodgersson here. Yeah. It's a movie too or not? Yeah. Movie musical. Let's review it. Yeah. Let's do it. Really? The real- The real- The real- The real- The real- The real-

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All right, first one, foods. Wrap it up on that. Fried pickles, roasted peanuts, cheese curds, caramel apple, a single item must be banished. Save them again. Fried pickles, roasted peanuts, cheese curds, caramel apple. I've got some questions. Yeah.

Okay, is fried pickle, is it crumbed, is it battered, what is a fried pickle? It's crumbed. Oh, it would be good. I mean, it would be bad, it would be bad, we'd say battered, but it's crumbed. That sounds good. Okay, a cheese curd, what format is that?

It's also crumbed. It's crumbed? Yeah, it's like a cheese, it's like a block of cheese. It's battered. It's so good. It's the light one. It sounds incredible. It's really good. It's delightful. It sounds incredible. It's really good.

I know you, depending on anything. You can. It's good and fry pickles to come with a swiss. Yeah. It honestly sound like they'd be good together. Yeah, like an a-hole or something. Yeah. Ooh, okay.

And then roasted peanuts, is that kind of sweet? I think those are usually more savory in a state fair. They sound pathetic. Here's a deal. They're talking like in the show. Yeah, like the bag of the peanuts. Yeah. I'm like, I roasted, yeah, I roasted peanuts like a fair,

is that like a fair state? No, you'll get them, they'll be like hot. You get like them hot nuts. They're hot nuts. Yeah. But you know what? For me, it was another opportunity. It was another opportunity.

It's caramel apple. Caramel apple. Caramel apples. It's so much to be. Yeah, they are. They're cumbersome. It looks so cool. And then you're like I'm screwed I like over I've got this wet spit covered apple. Yeah Ticky it gets disgusting. Well actually in Australia, we don't have caramel apples

We have toffee apples and they come red or boring. I mean red or green and it's toffee rather than caramel It's dipped in toffee. Yeah, so it's fun. It's a hard shell. Well, typically caramel apple, I feel like does harden. It's a little softer though, right? A little softer. I feel like look.

There always a fucking good. They're also stupid. And also it's like, and it's pretty good. That's the thing that those flavors together are so gorgeous. So I'm also, but I'm like roasted peanuts. Where's the peanut? Pouring.

Okay, everyone, everyone's gonna go. Here's, what if there, what if it's a caramel apple wags at sliced and you got a fork and you can eat them with a fork? I have another serve next question. I've had that happen before, but it's like. I thought that caramel apple ate it with the cheesecuds. That sounds insane. That sounds, it does sound insane actually. No, it sounds good. that happened before by some caramel apple eat it with the cheesecuds That sounds it does sound insane actually. No, it sounds good. Oh, yeah Oh, so like in the gay culture if you say like insane, it's like more of a positive thing

Kind of like sickening I-paw I-paw All right next category we get we get time for a couple more Corn-based foods wait, did we say no to one? I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say,

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I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, Next up, corn-based foods. Corn dog, kettle corn, corn on the cob or corn chips. Corn dog. Corn dog, I've never had, but I've always wanted to try. Oh my God. You've never had a corn dog? I love corn dogs. Corn dogs are the, I got two, except's all state there everything's taking the state there on the cob what are you doing? No, I would get rid of it. I was fine kettle corn I'm with John because I made the noise too. I'm more of a popcorn skeptic

I so I kettle corn. I'm less interested in but that said corn chips What are we doing here? Is that a state fair thing? I'm gonna get corn chips Corn chips like freedom. What can you dip it in cheese? It just says corn chips. I mean, I think corn chips is a beautiful, like plain but like still kind of gorgeous. They're good. I think they're good.

I'm just saying I'm gonna state fair. I'm gonna get some state fair food. Oh, I'm gonna get a bag of fritos. What are we doing? Yeah. I'm gonna get a corn also though. Kettle corn is I'm just like whatever. I mean, not a state fair, it's gonna be pretty good.

And so, Kettle Corn is what? It's popcorn, but it's like kind of like subtly sweet. Yeah. Is it rainbow? No, it's, it's, why is what is Kettle Corn? It's sugar, it's like slightly sweeter. Is it a little crunchy? Yeah, little crunchy.

A little brown and crunchy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's not like a shell. That's like a caramel corn. I'm Deham Carone. No, no, no, no, there's not like a shell. That's like a caramel corn. I'm getting him car. Kettle corn is somehow like Sweet. I don't know how they make it. Yeah, it's like oh, you're right. It's like salty sugar But it doesn't but it looks like normal popcorn. Yeah, I would get rid of that. I guess I've never had it before but I would get rid of it Who I would do it at the same far. I'm fine with that. Stay far. Not far.

It's like we're almost at a time. We're gonna do one more and then we're gonna answer a question up I would have it. I would do it. I would do it. I'm fine with that. Stay far. Start far. We're almost at a time. We're gonna do one more and then we're gonna answer a question. Entertainment, your options are corn maze, fireworks display, mechanical bull or ring toss. A single item must be banished. Say it again. Corn maze, fireworks display, mechanical bull, ring toss.

I'm not gonna get on the mechanical bull. It's bad for everyone's back. Get that out of there. I get it out of there. Also, I think that if your name is May, you should have a corn maze, and it should be called maze maze maze. M-A-Y, a post of the S-M-A-I-Z-E.

M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E. M-A-Z-E-E.M-A-D-E-E. M-A-E. Maze, maze, maze. Maze, maze, maze.

Why do you get through a Z in there? Yeah, Z. Well, because I'm Australian. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I know. And then I, I said, is that in any correctivity? And then I, like, correct it. I would say correct it.

I would just like, correct it. You would just did it to Z. Let's make it just like, let's ride on through. But then you stopped and we had to talk about it. But it's. That's dead, baby. Maze, maze, maze. Come on, me.

That's great. I think that's the perfect joke. I think it's pretty, I think it's great. Maze, maze, maze. I genuinely like it a lot. Thanks. And I would never get rid of the corn maze. That stays.

The maze stays. I knew, okay, with the corn maze, is it haunted or is it just you're running through our maze? It's haunted, but not like universal hard nights. It's like it's like someone died in it years ago. And so like people have like claimed to have seen a ghost. Yeah, it's truly haunted. Yeah. And you're in a field of corn. Yes. Someone slipped on a piece of corn. Someone slipped it and and and died there. And then I don't know about this ghost angle. Yeah, what is it? You just have to get through it. It's so hard on you. It's like it's scary. We're talking about you.

Johnny, we said Jack, remember we were talking Jack earlier? Oh, the shiny. That's the thing. Before we recorded it. There's no corn in that though. No, but that's a hedge maze. Yeah. That's a hedge maze. Yeah, it's a different thing.

And he's late. We're, we're, we're gonna have to stop. He's late. Just like a restaurant via feedback. Just like a restaurant via feedback. Just like a restaurant via feedback. Just like a restaurant via feedback. Just like a restaurant via feedback.

Right now. Today's email is from Alan Nee for me. Okay, all right. Just gotta get there. But Casey's got a close, look his thing, even when we're done recording, he's got to close us to you. He's got to stop describing his stuff. I know I'm saying. Okay, do it.

Do the thing. Just like a restaurant value feedback, let's look at the feedback. Today's emails from Alan B from Halifax Nova Scotia. Alan writes, there's nothing I enjoy more than putting on a doughboys podcast and munching on some fast food. Yes, my life is incredibly sad.

I'm curious to know about your favorite multi-sensory food experiences. Dinner in a movie, like a movie source, or not just in a ballgame, ice cream and a dark web porn. Thanks for the years of laughs and chain restaurant recommendations. Is there a thing like, okay, I like to eat

and do this other thing. My answer, short answer, no. I like to focus on eating one, I mean. I don't like to have like, I mean, I'll munch on something, I guess, but it's like, I don't like to snack, snack id I mean I'll munch on something I guess but it's like I don't like to snack snack I like I like to eat purposefully. Yeah, I like to make a podcast about everything I eat I really don't like the growing like eating during movies thing. Oh, yeah, it's so distracting

Yeah, like you're never watching the movie. I know so it's always like horrible like bad Sliders. It's bad sliders. It's like a cooking Almo draft house is got pretty good food. Have you guys got they do have some pretty good food, but I then your hands are like Sticky and also it's like okay My one of my great pleasures of life having dinner has been robbed It's now I had to eat not to eat in a movie. But I like not just that at baseball game because I don't really care about baseball. So I'm like, I know, like a hot dog get a baseball game.

That's there we go. If I go to a baseball game, I want a hot dog. I got to get myself a hot dog. I got to get myself a corn dog. You do have to try corn dog. We can do it. Look, we can turn it into content. You can have it here on the show.

That's what I was hoping you'd say. Next episode, for your next episode, we have John return. Claudio will have her first ever corn dog. Wow. Here on Dolby. Please note that.

Carries there. I don't have any real answer either. And we gotta end the episode. Yeah. Fanta. Uh, whatever the sorcerer is. Casey, are you gonna eat anything in the movie tonight? Uh, I was thinking about again some popcorn.

Maybe you have a root beer. Make sure it's like kettle cold. It sounds great. Roopier is great. I love a Coca-Cola at the movies. Yeah. Yeah, Coke is a nice core. Yeah, Coke, Coca-Cola.

Ah, Coke heavy. I want the real coke and I don't do it. I like a, like a, a not diet coke. No, regular coke. Yeah. Ugh, so good. Wow. Well, hey, if you have a question or comment about the word of chain restaurants,

you email us at dovespodgast.com or leave us a voice mail late 3-0 go to that's a 3046, 36844. And to get the no boys double or weekly bonus episode, join the golden or platinum play club a patreon.com slash doe boys John early the special I just realized how like we're like John early now more than ever Tell us about it until I tell us help people can watch how I say go HBO. It's on HBO HBO 17 June 17th on HB very every very exciting very exciting We plug it again. I just want to say I felt so bad because he's trying to go to the movie and I was like,

I like Coca-Cola. And he's trying to go to the fucking movie. I know. Yeah, I know. That's your exacerbating things right now. I know. And you're definitely going to talk about Star Wars again at some stage. Don't.

Don't do it. It's going to miss it. Robbie's birthday is going to be ruined. All right. Plug his show again. John Early, now more than ever. It's a special, it's gonna be on HBO June 17th. People can watch it on HBO soon.

They can watch it on Max. Check it out. Check it out. A. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha for the spoon, my mic, but you'll only make quite a happy eating. Buh. Bye. Bloody jebbing, you want to plug? Um, oh yeah, shit. Oh, watch killing it. Yes. Watch the new season coming out.

I'm not allowed to say when. And maybe we'll be plugging it when it come back. And maybe hopefully we'll be plugging it when it come when I, when it will. If we're not on strike. And also maybe someone will appear in season two. How exciting. Watch it on peacock. I know you don't have peacock,

but just get it for a little bit. Season one episode eight, eight, eight, eight. Don't do that. Bye. Bye. Goodbye. Bye. Enjoy sorcerers.

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