Doughboys - Ledo Pizza with Jamelle Bouie & Tami Sagher (LIVE)

Episode Date: June 22, 2023

Jamelle Bouie and Tami Sagher join the 'boys LIVE to discuss train ride snack regimens and pizza preferences before a review of Ledo Pizza. Recorded live at the 9:30 Club in Washington DC on June 8, 2023. Check out our YouTube at youtube.com/doughboysmedia Get ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboys Get Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.com Sources for this week's intro: wgacontract2023.org Want more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I am so happy to be here. There's people up there, hey buddy, wow. How's everybody doing tonight? Thanks for coming out. So as a lot of you probably know, there is a WGA strike going on right now. And as part of that, I have not been doing, yeah, let's applaud labor actions. Why not? As part of that, I have not been writing new scripted intros for the show, but this is a show you all came out to see, so I wanted to do something. So here's what I landed on. And hopefully this works. I am going to do a quote-unquote,

use the biggest air quotes you can imagine here, classic Do-Boys intro. So here we go, this is the intro from the first ever Do-Boys episode. Chili's with Eva Anderson released on May 20th, 2015. Thank you, Emma, for the royalty-free version of the Last of the Mohicans theme. Here we go.

In 1975, Larry Levine opened a casual, full-service restaurant in the corner of Greenville Avenue in Meadow Road in Dallas. Levine modeled its menu and atmosphere off of his passion for a Texas tradition. The chili cook-off. 40 years later, this simple roadhouse grill has awesomely blossomed into a multinational corporation, with over 1,500 locations in places such as the Egypt, Taiwan, and El Salvador.

Though purist cry foul, this restaurant chain is most responsible for popularizing Tex-Mex cuisine, introducing dishes such as fajitas, and baby-back ribs to the masses. Now this restaurant chain is most responsible for popularizing Tex-Mex cuisine, introducing dishes such as fajitas and baby back ribs to the masses. Today on Do-Boys, we're talking chillies. And this week on Do-Boys live in Washington, DC, Lido Pizza! So it's the Duna 1! Seamless. MR Brink, everyone. So we have a fantastic show for you tonight. Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants.

I am Nick Weiger. And this week's roast is courtesy of E&M. Let me introduce my co-host, a man who's 883 days late to an insurrection. The Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell! I'm full of it, but I'm with you. I'm full of it, but I'm with you. I'm full of it, but I'm with you. I'm full of it, but I'm with you. I'm full of it, but I'm with you. I'm full of it, but I'm with you.

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I got it, I got it, thank you Emma. Jesus. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha It was like a grizzly bear grabbing a road flare and just snapping in and a half effortlessly. A DC in DC. Very cool, a diet. I got a diet coke. I got the sand to cheer that. The sand, pelagrino. Wow.

We love our vessence. Wow, what a beautiful city. I'm gonna move this. This feels like it's right in my face, right in my eye line. Here we go. The doughboys went on tour in North America decided to self-immolate Wags. And we are in the midst of this wildfire smoke,

which we're unfortunately all too familiar with in Southern California. It's a very novelty for the East Coast. Wags, it's so smoky in DC. You know how smoky it is? How smoky is it, Mitch? I went to the Lincoln Memorial and the seat was empty. Because it was too smokey for him to be there, he had to get inside, that's the logic,

okay. Okay, understand. I thought you'd like that a lot. I did like it a lot. I just wanted to clarify. I don't really have one for like the Washington Monument. I don't know, same thing. Yeah.

It was gone. Washington famously outside the monument normal, but he went inside. Ah, why smokey, the worst air quality in DC history. It's pretty bad. It's rough out there. It's really bad. Tough to walk around, which luckily we have our fans in town. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Tough getting around as our fans anyways. I do like, we mentioned this yesterday. Also one thing, yeah. You gave me a backstage pass. I do like, we mentioned this yesterday. Also one thing, yeah. You gave me a backstage pass and you were like, that they have this just to have it. And I was like, yeah, they're probably gonna be like, who the fuck is this guy? It happened.

Walking to the stage. As soon as I walked to the stage, just guys like, who are you? And I was like, I'm in the show, here's the pass. Really? Cause you look like a doughboys fan, you got a dumb five four cat. I got the four, yeah, I got the four cat on.

I don't really have any, I did write down the house smokey is it joke. And to be clear, you wrote the entire joke, you just didn't just write the set up. I did write, I did write, here's another joke I wrote. I'm here five months and two days later than I usually am. And then that was your fucking roast. And then that was the roast.

I don't really know the city outside of January. That's what I was writing. We got any Biden fanatics here tonight? Who loves Uncle Joe Biden? All right, now we're the Trump heads at. All right, pretty good. Kind of a stronger reaction to Trump heads than I thought there would be.

I mean, look, even the most ardent Biden-finatic and like, muster a shrug. It's not like an exciting candidate. He's like a replacement level Democratic politician. It's not someone to get excited about. Why's I've heard of draining the swamp, but smoking out the swamp? Hmm.

Get him out, smoke him all out. I guess I'm like, I'm just so that the typical formulation is like, oh it's it's so hot outside That mr. T shave the rest of his head, you know something like that's like it's so hot that someone did something That's really good. That's really good. That's for a mad magazine But like so like if it's so smoky outside, it's like, I don't know. You want someone who's famously into smoking or someone who is like, it like a smoked meat angle, you know what I'm saying? No, what?

It's like, uh, yeah, it's like smokey from Friday. Like if you were like, like, it's so smokey out that Willie Nelson was like too much for my blood. Okay, okay, can I redo? Can I redo the link in memorial? Okay, go for it. Well, it's so smokey outside. I went to the link in memorial. George Burns was in his chair.

All right, that's good. He spoke cigars, doesn't he? A famed cigar smoker. Everyone remembers the comedian that would be 120 years old if he was alive. There really isn't a cigar celebrity anymore, right? It's just Giuliani pretty much. It's just like shithead decaying politicians. There's not like a,

because there was a Clinton kind of, Clinton kind of, yeah. But there was the cigar, Oh, you're mad at me. There was the cigar aficionato era where like sliced alone and like Tom's sell like they're like, we're famous, but we like smoke and a stogie.

Bill Clinton's new method for keeping his cigar safe. I was saying that's on his cigar. That would be a sidebar in cigar, a fissionado. He put his cigar in a pussy. People will know that. I used that roast for me and I'm, but Joe from Baltimore sent in an alt. This one's fun.

The biscuit of Columbia. What? Oh, the district. Like the district, it's the biscuit. It's just like, that's just a family-friendly one. Everyone can enjoy that. We're talking about cigar pussy's over here, man. I mean, I was doing a palette cleanser,

and I'll write this, I'll read this that Joe wrote in. Hey, Emma Nick Mitch and the rest of the dope boys' famic say to see the show tonight. I wonder if you still fail that way. A good luck at the picket lines, we got your backs. Fun fact, I went to high school with Susser Wayback when. Wow. Susser's high school classmate Joe from Baltimore.

Right here. Yeah. Wait, wait. Wow. What's the perlatives did Susser win? Hungryist. Wow! What's the purlatives did, Sussar Wynn, hungriest? Hahaha. Most stains.

Wags, what a beautiful city. Beautiful city. Very smoky, I almost fell in a pile of puke last night. You did, I feel like I stopped you from falling into a pile of puke. You did save me. I don't know what sidewalk vomit. You were about to step into it and then you were about to take a pratfall into it.

Mike Pence touched his wife's tit and threw up nervously. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You and Mike Pence, both call your life partner's mother. You say me from not falling into a pile of, which would have been truly horrible. What a nightmare. How do you say it? Zaitanya? Zatina? Zatina?

Jose Andres restaurant. Here's my question. I wasn't sure on that. Because I know people have conflicted feelings about Jose Andres. Do people like Jose Andres in DC? We do. Okay.

Because there was a whole thing with, I know there was a ballot initiative that involved raising minimum wage for tipped employees. That I think he may be lobbied again. He cheered for him. But go with it. But no, I'm saying, but that was long enough ago now where now people are like, well, he's done

so much charity work that run on board with him again. Why did you do? Oh, what would you do follow up with them? They don't they cheered They were on board. I wasn't sure okay It was just in November the guy just says just in November. It was that recent. Oh wow. Oh wow, okay Well great restaurant we hate him now It's good restaurant's a good restaurant. That was a good restaurant. Man knows how to cook. Wikes how to how to DC.

Wow, there it is. Oh, I feel bad, you guys came. Why do you think the staff of the 930 club feels? Sven usually has cool music acts. And they get the fucking doughboys, all our fans. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy.

That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. That's why I'm so happy. You're just taking a piss, dude. All the urinals are unoccupied. Stalls only for the dope boys, dudes. So, shaming to sit down, P.

You love the sit down, P. You're a big man. You're a big man. You're a big man, P. Yeah. Get a little, do a little dip. You get a little dip pee, yeah. Yeah. Get a little, do a little dip, you get a little dip in the water. Okay. Okay. Refreshing little dip.

Alright. Wags, how the hodest food nation? Wow. And here's a little drop. Emma hit them with the drop They always have the rumbly's I bet you do good Oh Oh Always with the first show you forget just the drops are long sure you're sitting up here. You're already flopping. Yeah Hello for the man who made Wai Giam in love

Whenever I listen to Fugazi's waiting room. I sing the opening line of, I am a patient boy as they call them the doughboys. So when I heard you were doing a Washington DC show, I figured you needed a full Fugazi drop. Wow, very fitting. I tried to take your drop off feedback seriously and make the vocals a little louder. Mm, okay. But lyrics are provided since if they're mixed too loud,

it's way more Jesus Christ this email. It's way more obvious that my real voice sounds like a Doe Boy's fan on Reddit and not someone cool like Ian McKay or Robert Smith. Have a great show Doe Boy's and Doe Boy's staff. Ben the infrequent drops of metter. Thank you Ben, that was great. Wow.

I'm not reading the lyrics. I will not do that Mitch you ever get into Fagazi had a Fugazi phase did you really see zone? Yeah I was clear sailing with Dave Matthews band from the start Also a DC area connection. Yeah, they're Virginia. They're Virginia. Yeah Yeah, they're nearby. They're, they're, well, is it, yeah, they're Virginia. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, they're nearby, right? Charlottesville. I only knew Fugazi.

You were talking about earlier with one of our guests. That's true. I only knew Fugazi as a band name until it's in the movie Donnie Brasco and he calls a fake diamond of Fugazi. I was like, that's what it means. It's not just a name they made up. It's like a, that's a slain term for a fake diamond.

I have Fugazi. You know, I have a good Donnie Brasco bit. I'm not gonna do it here. We can't tease it and not do it. I can't do it. We were gonna save it for a big show. That's a big show. Wow, what an insult.

What, I wanted a, what a fuck. What, I wanted to save it for a big show, not the DC show. That's a big show. That's a big show. That's a big show. That's a big show. That's a big show. That for a big show not the DC show Hold on I'm looking it up Fuck I'm gonna have to do it and it's bad What's the what's the big Fugazi album repeater? Is that what people like the most?

One two three repe three, repeat it. So remember. Fuck, I can't, I truly can't find it. I'm now like seriously nervous. Hold on everyone. One, two, three, reheater. Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop. Mm. Thank God, thank God you're saving me with this. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh. My notes is not search. I can't find this is a true nightmare. What do you have a general outline of them? Yes, I know what it is, but it's not going to be as good as it would have been. It was, this is my impression. I can't find it. Okay. This is my impression of Donnie Brasco, meetin' Donnie Darko. Yeah, you know, that rabbit of yours is really scary.

It started right on time, so it's the 17 minute and 42nd mark where Mitch buried his face in his hands for the first time. I told you I knew the setup but I couldn't remember what the joke was. Uh-huh. You know, like, you know, it's not about his rabbit. I remember it was about the rabbit. You remember these movies? Yeah.

So he's a friend of mine. No, he's a friend of ours. No, he's a friend of ours. Too bad that jet engine dropped on him. That's pretty good. I don't know. You sounded like a guy for Maine though, I think it slipped in. He's a friend of mine. No, he's a friend of ours.

He's a manor. He's a lobster man. Oh, fuck. You guys made me do that. I'm so pissed. She's gonna save it for a big show. The big show that's gonna be happening in Kenna Bunkport. We'll see you up here. Got a way to see the Spoon Man in person.

Was stocking up on extra lobsters. I can't do, I can't, I can't, I can't, I'm gonna have to find... Stop looking for it. you're already blew it You're not gonna find the ideal version now and then perform that and then that's gonna crush you're you blew it. It's fine There's one note that just says smithers Makes me laugh Fuck I Found it Okay, great. No. It just says Donnie Darko meets Donnie There was no joke. That's the issue. I feel like we got a thing we can work out on this.

We'll get figured out by Medford. We'll have us sorted out. Why is we going to intro our guess? That's right. Speaking of appearing of two greats, Brasco and Darko. You all ready for our guests? Let's get them out here. Please welcome Jamal Buie and Tammy Sager. Wow.

Yeah, it's weird. Sorry. We should have done something about this before. Yeah, sorry. Sorry about the mic stands. Shout out to Seagulls for that walkout music. So, okay, if I take it away. Don't touch the mic, someone just yelled to me. All right. No, he's saying that to Mitch, because Mitch disassembled his early hair. I pull mine apart, yeah. With bare strength.

There we go. Perfect. To Mitch, to spare you your shame. Here's my dumb Fougazi joke was what about their emails. Oh, yeah. DC! I thought about making a Fougazi joke, but it was just going to be about a towelions or something, so I think that's a bad way.

Fougat about it. More on the old-timey bigotry front. Oh, my God. That's right. We drove by a wise guy's pizza. Is that a chain? Is that a local place? Local chain.

OK. Do people like it? Why'd you have us do Lido? Lido, am I thought about Lido, I said this, but it looks like the Papa John's of the MCU Universe. It just looks like a fake storefront. Right. Who is the guy? John Carlson. John Carlson, a capital.

He's a hockey man, yes? John Carlson. But he kind of just looks like a weatherman. Like it was like the least impressive spokesperson advertisement. There was signage outside of the Lido pizza that was, yeah, Like it was like the least impressive spokesperson advertisement out there. There was signage outside of the Lito pizza that was, yeah, it was for John Carlson specifically. It said, try my carry out deal.

And it had just had John Carlson like his face. Yeah, I've been having a non-descript white guy just like offering carry out. Does not really dispel the feeling that this is a front for some. Yeah, it looks like it belonged on wise guys pizza window. It didn't look like a Lino's thing. I am confused because the first time we reviewed Kava, that's right.

It's like huge, you know. And that's kind of that's a that is a DC chain, but it's everywhere. It's nationwide. Yeah, it's like sweet green I feel like that's one that's like, you know has its roots in the area, but it's now omnipresent and it's such like It feels fitting for the kind of like, you know moving and shaking that goes on in this city It's like oh, we need a work lunch or we need to like put in a big order to bring to the offices We saw like a huge order of sweet green being taken in the White House once. Do you remember that match?

Do you remember that? Yeah, it was very strange. It was when Trump was in office, too. Yeah, who's that for? Yeah, it was not for, yeah, it was very strange. But the follow up after Kaba is Lido Pizza? There's nothing else here. Five guys. Five guys. We've done five guys. Is Lido Pizza? There's nothing else here

Five guys we've done five guys, but yeah, we could have done another five guys. All right, all right Let's get to Lido pizza in a second But I I want to I want to talk about a couple things real quick One is Tammy we discovered something when we're eating with you and this feels like a thing that's that's that's like Probably tough for you in general, which is that you have an allergy to all peppers. I do. Red, green, yellow, chili, cayenne. Any sort of peppers. Any sort of peppers.

And that spiel that I just gave is like what I have to do. Any time anybody asked me about my allergy, because everybody's like, oh, you don't mean that pepper. You know, every single pepper is what I mean. Yeah, I mean peppers, bitch, what are you thinking talking about? What? At the, they, they teen it last night. Yeah, yeah.

The guy could not have taken it less seriously. Brought you a dish that had green peppers in it. Yeah, and he, he sold us hard on the, the tasting menu. That's right. And then it was like, OK, well, can he accommodate any sort of dietary stuff? And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, well, I'm allergic to peppers.

And I can't eat shrimp. And he was like, great. So I'm going to bring those out and just don't eat them. You bet. The first thing he brought out, like, four of them had like red and green peppers. And then I was like, dude, seriously, I can't eat. And he was like, oh, you're allergic.

Yeah. He basically, the subtext was like, I just thought you were a bitch. So you're kind of like, like because that feels like a thing that would low-key be semi-debilitating when you're trying to eat out, right? Like there's peppers in a lot of different foods.

Yeah, I kind of just like with Mexican food, I'm like, I just tap out. Wow. I kind of loved it because I got to eat your portions. I started just adding peppers to stuff. Are you gonna do one quarter portion? Dude. Oh, I could.

And then my math friend up front just goes it's two quarter portions. I mean. I mean. I could, could I mean can you send me up again? Okay, so Mitch ate my there's four of us and yeah, I was like, oh, I can't wait to eat Tammy's portion her one quarter portion This is a weird show. Not worth it. It was kind of like that was kind of a dignified, what's this? I don't even remember the shitty character's name.

In car plot. In car plot. I hope you forget Uncar plot. Uncar. Someone did tweet that me today and they're like, dude, you need to stop talking about Star Wars until you watch Andorr, okay? I was like, all right, man, I'll stop talking about it, I guess. You can't say another word until you watch Andor. Here's the thing though, Mitch. Andor fucking rips. You should watch Andor.

It is very good. It's very good. Why are you not watching it? You have to fuck up until you get it. I'll watch it. I'll watch the show. I'll watch it. There was, I couldn't do, we couldn't do anything in the city. I should have watching it. You're not watching it. You're not watching it. I watch it. I watch the show. I watch it. There was, I couldn't do, we couldn't do anything in this city. I sure watched it.

I want to go see a monument or something. I can't do, it's fucking disgusting outside. You guys found the one place that's grosser than it is outside is in here. I would worry about any of the 930 folks hearing that, but we just saw them all just go outside when the show started. It was like, cool, cool, cool. Like, this is not a band.

In the news, we were in the purple level. DC was its worst air quality ever, and then they said inside the 930 club, it's worse. Don't boys, listeners. Jamel, you lived in the city for some time. You were telling us you saw some shows here. Yes, I think I saw, I know I saw Pusha T here. And it was, I mean, great show. I paid for the VIP ticket, the seat, Pusha T,

you know, take a picture with them. And, you know, I'd go there. I'm not kind of dressed like this. And I'm thinking, hey, I'm from Virginia Beach. He's from Virginia Beach. Of course, I mean, 7, 5, 7. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Obviously based on how I sound, I'm from a different part of Virginia Beach

than Pusha T is. But I was like, hey, I grew up there, maybe we could connect and so I'm, hey, I'm from Virginia Beach. And he kind of just looks at me and he's like, you know, hey, I grew up there. Maybe we could connect and so I'm, hey, I'm from Virginia Beach. And he kind of just looks at me and he's like, all right. I got my picture though, and I cherish it every day. Hey, there you go. I have said to my editor, I've said,

who has no idea who pushed it to you. I don't know why I said this to him. I said, man, I want to write as good as push your teeth wraps about cocaine. That's all I want to do. If I could write a line half as good as when push compares the purity of its cocaine to eight-off Hitler, then I...

True story, this happened. This is an honor record. Then I think I'll get a Pulitzer. Wow. I'm curious because you also talking about living in DC, I'm sure you have some perspectives on your favorite eats in the city, because you're for some time. Yeah, but it's been years. I haven't looked here for like six years.

So I don't know what's happened in the food scene here. Think things have shifted enough where you think you're completely out of touch now. Yeah. Did you have like one you remember, like all that was the spot I used to go to? Well, you still live right down the street from what's it called?

Red, red hand, is that what's it called? Yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. One guy like, oh. Oh, oh. Well, go, oh. Oh. It's got a fancy. So that was where my wife and I would go for a nice meal. And there was some joints run there

that we went to a bunch as well. But you're asking me questions. I can't answer anymore. My brain's been fried by children and the world. Mm. Last time we were here, Nick and I went to Comet Ping Pong. That's true.

And it was a strange experience. Yeah. When my mom comes back, my mom will help me like try to declutter, which is pathetic, I'm a 40 year old man. But I still be like, you gotta throw away some clothes in my Comet-pong shirt. I'm like, I want it. I want to keep it.

So unravel it and it'll be like a little vial of a dream of Chrome. Just be like, what's this, Mitch? It's fine, don't drink it, mom. Let me. Let me. I can't let go of the comment ping-pong shirt. Even though like, I would never wear that public.

No. Why did we go? Did we talk about it? We did talk about it. Yeah, we did. We did just say comet. This doesn't say like spirit cooking. I, comet ping pong doesn't.

No, it just says, I wish it did. It just says comet ping pong over my boob on the left, I think. And you got assigned by John Podesta. so it's a nice memento. Okay, so you both took the Chuchu in to town, and which we're going to do tomorrow to get a New York City. Oh my god. I'm curious, do you have a snack and drink regimen when you're on a train? I got to say, it smelled like farts and hot. As soon as I stepped on the Amtrak,

it was no part of me wanted a snack. Oh man, doughboys expressed. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So no, I did not have a snack. You just were just like just no water or anything? You just not even hydrated? No. Wow. I just like shut down my body. You know, like Mitch's girlfriend. That's it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I mean, like Mitch's mother. Like Mitch's mother. I'm sorry. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. I mean, like Mitch's mother. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Pfft.

Good God. We're just friends. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. We watch movies together and hang out, that's it. Jamel, any Chuchu snack regimen? Chuchu snack regimen? It's so hard not to hit you when you say Chuchu. Just like.

Well, this is what he's most excited about for the trip. He texted me and this is the first text when he landed was, this is the last tour. That's what Wigor texted when he landed. But you want me to tell everybody? No, it's fine. This is the last tour, quote unquote, Nick Lager, as he touched down in your city. And now that we're going to ride to train tomorrow,

I feel like he is a little turned around. I think you are excited. Fucking ready to go. Here you go. It's right there, rails. Well, luckily we're not on the Assella. We're on the much slower. So you'll get to really enjoy the fart hot soup.

So before I answer the question about this next, is the last tour thing? Are you going to do like a Brian Wilson thing afterwards and then become like a recluse? Oh man. Yeah, I think they can write Brian Wilson jokes. Yeah, we're just worse. I was going to say, is it possible for me to be in bed more than I am now?

To match Brian Wilson. Why, kind of, De-Brian Wilson, you're self-cut your hair, you're debirred, that's true. Yeah, a little clean, not fully clean shave, but I give myself a shave before the show, yeah. I like you look good. Thank you. Well, that's nice to say, Mitch, you look great too. Okay. So my train, my train from Charlottesville

didn't smell like far too anything. Coming from Lindsburg, it smells more like casual bigotry. Um, but um, Lindsburg's a lovely town. I mean, it's called Lindsburg, but you can get over that. Um, fuck.

That's not really why, is it? No, no, no, no. I mean, so that's not why the town is called Lindsberg, but I kind of think it'd be funny if it were. It's like showers, Germany. That's not why the talent is called Lindsberg, but I kind of think it'd be funny if it were. It's like showers, Germany. Yeah. Yeah. Who else?

Ha, ha, ha. No. Ah. I remember push a tea singing about that. Oh, yeah. It's showers. Yeah. I eat a granola bar on the train.

Oh, that's bottle of water. What question is this? That's right. Is there a great snack bar on the train. Oh, that's bottle of water. What question is this? Is there a great snack bar on the Amtrak? No, well here's the thing. It's like, because I feel like the different snack regimen then on a plane, because you can like go to like a counter and order something, right? And it's also like you're a little less captive

than you are in a plane. So I don't know. People might have a different script they run with. I don't know. I mean have a different script they run with. I don't know. I mean, people do eat wild stuff on the Amtrak. Like I routinely seen people like double fist Amtrak hot dogs, which.

This explains my experience. I mean, first of all, yes. Second of all, that just seems insane to me. Like just first Am even track hot dog. It doesn't sound appetizing. And then second, two of them in one sitting around people. But I do get to say, I do like that the hot dog is trained shaped. I think that is a good.

That is fun. I think that's good. I think that's a lot of fun for the snack. Now, how does Natalie feel about this being your last Tour I feel like if there's a hope for another tour it'll come from Natalie wanting you You just cooked yourself You just cucked yourself. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm having a blast. This is going great. And with smoke fucking filled apocalypse. Cool. I do want to talk about, because we're going to talk about Lido pizza, but I do want to get a baseline

of everyone's pizza preferences before we get into it. So like what kinds of pizza do we like? What kind of toppings do we like? And how common is pizza a part of your diet? Let's just go down the line. Tell me let's start with you. Well, I'm from Chicago, so I am a fan of the like, basically a casserole on a cornmeal crust.

Fun. Spinach, pizza, freaking love it. And I live in New York now, so I probably have pizza twice a day. I have pizza a lot. And I like a Sicilian slice, which is sort of Chicago adjacent. Jiva Topilla toppings preference. I love onion, I love tomato sauce, cheese, garlic. Jamel pizza preferences, toppings types.

I feel like the 930 club guys came back in and then they were like, oh no. I grew up, I mean I grew up in Virginia. We don't really have a pizza type in Virginia. So I will enjoy anything. I guess like a New York style slice is what I like. I'm like, I have a firm believer that pizzas should have like one topping pop. Interesting. No, any more than one topping. I don't want to get the fuck out of here. It's about your about to start a second January 6th.

Yeah. Bring it, bring it, please, our fans love wearing on stage. Hang in there, boo. I don't like that. So usually that's just like sausage or something. And I eat pizza a lot because I have two small children who fucking love pizza and every Saturday we are like required to have pizza for dinner. Wow, or else they'll like lose their minds.

Wow. As a man, I know you love a cheese pizza. Yeah, what's funny? I don't eat pizza that often. Yeah. Yeah. I eat pizza all the pizza. Yeah, what's funny? I don't eat pizza that often. Yeah. Yeah. I eat pizza all the time. Yeah.

I'm a big, quote unquote fat man. I feel like the 930s is gonna check your badge on stage. They're gonna come up here. Are you sure you're in a show? Nick, as you know, I love pizza. That's right. But you know what, I don't, this was a reminder for me. I don't often have sheet pizza,

which sounds like I'm saying shit pizza. But I don't have sheet, shit, sheet pizza. I don't have sheet pizza often. I used to have it in upstate New York, quite a bit, when I was at Ithaca. And I, today I was, I and today I was, I was, it was, it was very nostalgic for me to eat that cheat pizza.

I liked it quite a bit. I like that too, and I, you know what I like my most common version of that? It's not the same thing, obviously, but is the Domino's thin crust that gets that square cut? Is it a tavern cut? Is that what they call it? But like, and that makes me bring a question about this

and that this is relevant to this particular chain. When you got the square cut, which piece do you select? You like the corner, do you like the edge, do you like the middle? Great question. Oh, shit. How much time you got, dude. Ha ha ha ha.

Look, one of the corner pieces is always fun. Like a corner of the pizza. Get a good corner, yeah, a good corner. But then also that meaty center, it's like cuts of beef. That meaty center can be great and cheesy and saucy, you know? Yeah, I always, I say, give me the beef cut, please. I'm with the pizza.

Give me the meaty beef cut of the pizza. That's, you know, this is a vegetarian pizza. You know what the fuck I'm talking about. The saucy middle piece can be chewy and doughy. Yeah, but then the corners also, I like a quite a bit. I like, just like with a sheet cake, I like the corner of the cake and the pizza. I like that.

Mm-hmm. They line. Nick, how about you? You asked this question. So now we're throwing it back on you. Wait, wait, Jemma, do we get your take? I mean, I do like the middle piece. You do like the middle, okay.

I was like making fun of this little, but I do the middle piece. It rules. Here's the thing, I like the middle piece a lot. Sometimes you can get it and it's like a little spongy. It just doesn't have enough crispness and can kind of like fold in your hand a little bit. The corner sometimes has a little too much crust.

So that lands me it. Living on the edge. What? Why did I do that? I think the edge is good. I like that edge piece. Yeah. I think it's the right proportions of you got like a little bit of crust and then but mostly that cheesy doughy part.

And also saying this type of pizza and we got one, I think the best version of this is a cheese pizza. I just like, I feel like the toppings are always addition by subtraction or however you fucking say that. And I don't feel like any of them, although there were some good toppings here. Let's talk about Lido pizza, which was founded in 1955 in a Delphi, Maryland.

Anyone from a Delphi out there? No, really? Really? Don't lie, a delphi can be there. Which high school did you go to in a delfy? A delphi. Okay. A delphi.

Okay. Oh, you said it wrong. Anyone from a delphi, Maryland? Oh. Okay, okay. So, no, there we go. I was comfortable lying when he pronounced it wrong, but... Why did you cheer when we said it wrong?

Because we sounded like morons. It was, it was like a kindergarten teacher like, yay, good try. It is. We noticed something, we noticed something here that we were saying is great for doughboys, listeners, and for us. You're your walk, your crosswalks. You got like a good full minute. Oh my God.

This is so, who actually lives in the city by applause? So if you're walking in LA, which I'm doing a lot, but it's not a super pedestrian friendly city, the public, you know, a rail infrastructure is getting a little bit better, but it's still not like in East Coast city. If you're at a crosswalk, you're lucky to get 20 seconds. We're seeing crosswalks here, they're like 60 seconds, 60 ticks to cross, and sometimes you got the scramble where you can go to either corner. You got it made. I crossed the street. I was like, I got so much time left.

I might cross again. Well, hell not. And then you're like, no. Oh, my hands on my knees. Who get it? I appreciate the actual numbers. Yeah, I love the numbers. We're just like, yeah, I can fucking take my time out here.

No, we got the numbers in LA, but they'll just start ticking down quickly. And those sometimes you'll get like 10 seconds. And it's like, this is fucking of longs, like the streets are wide. Yeah. I can barely get across yet. There's no way I'm fucking making it.

Yeah, you get a stop of the median. We also, we watch by a place called walk and roll That's right people live walking roll The fuck's going on in this city It's a karaoke sushi place is what we assumed and it's also where they plotted to kill Lincoln What was it there was some yeah, there's like a plaque there they were having sushi then Yeah, you's like a plaque there. They were having sushi then, too. Why are you applauding that? Yeah, you shouldn't applaud it. I do like, I do like, and oh shit, I was trying to put a year to I'm not gonna try. Somewhere in the 1800s there.

Yeah, it was still walking around. Wait, I think I may have missed something. Was someone applauding for Lincoln's assassination? Ha ha ha ha. Just like the planning. Like, we appreciate fourth thought. Oh yeah, yeah. You ever, so we've mentioned the Civil War,

so I gotta talk a little. Um. I got fans here. Um. You know, you know who else is rooting for a theater assassination is the 9-30-5. I know. I know.

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I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. I know. the younger son and a very famous acting family and a very famous actor in his own right. If the average famous actor, if brother to famous actor, and just like can you imagine what it must have felt like in 1865 to hear a famous actor kill the president? Like imagine you turn on CNN. And it's like Liam Helmsworth. Right.

Kill Joe Biden. It sounds insane, but then if you put it in those terms, you're like Charlie Sheen has killed Joe Biden. It sounds insane, but then if you put it in those terms, you're like, Charlie Sheen has killed Joe Biden. You gotta be like, yeah? Okay, sure. If it was a Liam Hensworth, I'd be like, as Thor, did he do it? How did this go down?

That's wild to think about. He was, he himself famous. He was very famous. I think if Lincoln, like watching him perform. So it's like, your favorite actor shoots you in the fucking head. Miley Cyrus's ex-husband shot Lincoln in the head. Yeah, that's who it is, right?

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One of it turns out Joe Biden was like a huge fan of Mr. Show? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha a few of my other bodies were there we won't say his name. Who's a good guy? I don't know. I was about to say he's a good guy. Very nice man. I did like him a lot. No, just was that January 6th.

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How about that? They have a... Yeah, no. It's okay. It's pretty good. They have a sweet, their sauces is pretty sweet, and they also use smoked provolone cheese, which is one of their signatures.

And they're about 100 restaurants along the eastern sea. But I also read that DC locations do not deliver. Is that true? It's a pizza place that doesn't deliver and it stays in business. That's wild. It's sauce. Okay, got it.

I like. That was good. Yeah, they're like, we don't deliver in all the ways. Well, you know who like this, chain, old blue eyes himself Frank Sinatra would get it when he was here on tour, yeah. So they're y'all. Holy shit.

Not helping the mob front allegations. Yeah. Yeah. So we dined into the H street blue patient. That's right. Wow. Known for is that that was the, I'm turning them over the name of the actor. Do you remember the name of the actress who said this about him?

The old log log log. Yeah. Log basically Frank Sinatra. Fuck who the fuck was it? Was it a lady? Was it Eva Gardner? Yeah, I think it was Eva Gardner and her quote about Frank Sinatra was he weighs a I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that.

I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that.

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I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I thought you were gonna talk about that. I fucking, deep mark. Fucking rat back. Fucking like that. Those steam room photos. Okay, we dined into the H Street location. I think the service was really good. They clearly don't have a lot of dining. I looked at some of the locations and photos online.

It seems like one of them, especially in Maryland, have bars, more of a parlier feel. This one was not quite a kiosk, but the dining room was modest. But the servers were great they brought us chair plates extra sauce and we dined in there and We had a few to let's I guess let's just start with a pizza. Can I talk to a peck up top? Can I critique the soda fountain? Okay, yes, this is fair. They were they were

It's we were like hey, there's bottled soda, and then also we can get a soda from the soda fountain, and then I was like, oh, no, wait. I think every single soda, except for Mountain Dew, was out. I have a photo of it. Root beer out, Diet Dr. Pepper, they had, Dr. Pepper out, Syramis they have, although Syramis has been discontinued.

Uh, Pepsi, they were out discontinued. Pepsi they were out, diet Pepsi they were out, Mountain Dew they had, so I guess no other doboise fans went there, and Gatorade they just had a sticker over that said water. So your options were Diet Doctor Pepper, Sierra Missed, I guess like old Sierra Missed from 2022 and Mountain Dew, and the photo looks like it would be used as like a company and article about like the supply chain. Yes. Also, the masking tape didn't just say out, it said like run out.

It said run out, yeah, yeah. There's something about saying run out that was like, it's not because we're too lazy to refill it. It ran out. Yeah, yeah, we know, we knew. And then they had a bunch of bottled drinks, which is what we ended up doing. But yeah, not a great fountain drink.

A scenario. Options, yeah, we all got bottles. Yeah. But why is we ordered? We ordered some apps to start. That's right. We want- Yeah, I was going to start with pizza,

but let's go with apps, you're right. That makes sense. Yeah, you got to get into the pizza. We got fried pickles. OK. That makes sense. Yeah, you're gonna get into the pizza. We got fried pickles. Okay. Again, why did you pick this place? Because it was like, you're not that excited about that.

It was overwhelming. This was like a wave election for Lido Pizza and no one seems excited about it. Maybe they hate you. I think so. I think it's a case of contempt, actually. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I think it's a case of contempt, actually. Yeah.

The fried pickles were, I think, on a poster outside next to the very uncharismatic capitals player. What the fuck is Carlson, whoever the... John Carlson. Carlson, like, he didn't even have a smile. He just kind of like a mustache. I was like, did he know? Did they take this from something else?

Did they screen-grab this while he was on the ice or something? Are you trying to? He also didn't look like an athlete. Like, it wasn't like a full body shot him in his uniform. It was just like in a shirt. It was, I mean, when I saw the store front,

it was just, I looked like a guy sort of like, it might as well said, a white man ate here, right? It looked like the manager, it looked like, or yeah, our Tuesday made manager. Don't worry, a white man has been here. You can come right in. That's who I thought it was. When we pulled up, I was like, is that Lido?

I thought it was Lido. John Carlson. Whatever this Carlson. John Carlson has played for the capitals since 2009. Wow. He's now, and I guess, I guess it's 13th or 14th season with the team of defensemen, who's a master, you know, a lot of games played over the course of his career, played in some international

competition, played in the Olympics, apparently, a very accomplished hockey man. Wow. Yeah. Big as accomplishment, getting on that poster. I'd be thrilled. I'd love to be in that guy's shoes. Was there, was there any historical significance to the building we were in? Did Grover Cleveland fucking know?

Yeah. So we're Grover Cleveland, first started romancing as what, 21-year-old wife or whatever. Didn't he get married in the White House to like a woman he used to be the legal guardian of? That's right, yeah, that's right. All right, Grover. Maybe was the room were worn hard, you know, got it, got it, got All right, girl room. Maybe, I mean, maybe was the room

or worn hardening, you know, got it, got it, got it, got it's dick licked. There you go. Wait, I don't know this. No? War and G Harding, famous pervert. Yeah. Might know the T-Pot Dome scandal.

He also like to get a little T-Pot Dome. Yeah, if you read what I'm saying No, you can you can read the letters he wrote to his mistress and they're like disgusting. Wow From the White House. Wow. It's like the James Joyce letters you ever seen those He's just got like he had like a really disgusting fart fetish and he like wrote like these long like really like long cryptic letters Yeah, yeah, letters about farting. Yeah, just about how much he liked it. He was like, you had a belly full of farts

and I fuck them out of you. It's like, oh. What is that? What? This is the guy who wrote Finnegan's wake. It's actually shit. And that's at the end of Finnegan's wake, right? So if you make it all the way to the end.

Right, right, right. Like a hidden track on a record. You'll get to that part. This is real? It's real, absolutely real. So like he'd like his wife would be gassy, be excited. Yeah, by the end of that. What the fuck? People get off on fucking everything.

As you know by all the fetishes on the internet, it's just like that used to be like a hidden thing, right? You couldn't find a community for it. Did he mean queefs? It could have been queefs. I don't know, he said it's hard. He said it's like, I mean, this is one for Wikipedia later,

but when did like queef enter the vocabulary? Was it like? Great question. Okay, thank you. Thank you. Okay, thank you. Okay, thank you. Cool, question. Thank you. Thank you. 1923. Cool, cool. Thank you.

There's a plaque outside. The 20s were rolling. Busta Keaton topped the box office and Kweef entered the lexicon. The year was 1923. The front fart. Honestly, if I could at the end of the tour, The front fart. Honestly, if I could at the end of the tour, I'd hire James Joyce to fuck the farts out of me, too. We're gonna eat like shit the next few days.

Do your work, James Joyce. Get this fucking get things moving. You know what I mean? Like, God bitch, I hated hearing that so much. I love that you'd hire him. Like he's like a dick doctor. Hey, he's the dick doctor. You're right in the letter, you know, like listen, listen Jimmy, I got a problem. I hear a good right, I don't give a shit about that. I'm gonna pull down my pants, you don't have to do. Fuck the gas on, I mean, come on. Look, the show's never been good.

No, it's never been good. It's your fault for coming. All right, the pickle spears came with a buffalo ranch hard hitting sauce. I hear the thing, I should like fried pickles more, but I don't. Like I like a regular pickle, I like fried foods, there's something about fried pickles that I feel like the mixture of the texture and the sourness and the acidity, it doesn't quite connect with me. I don't know why.

I loved it. You thought they were good? I connect with me. I don't know why. I loved it. You thought they were good? I was on board. I was fully on board. I thought they were good execution. Why does it come with buffalo sauce? That's the thing. I can deal with fried pickles when they're like coins

or whatever, like the mispears. I'm not like a big fan of, but the buffalo sauce was really off-putting with a fried pickle. I skipped the sauce because I'm pretty sure that has some kind of pepper in it. 100%. So, but without, even without, you know what, it was without the sauce, it was still because

it was a full pickle. It was still pretty juicy. Yeah, well, they were, yeah, they were a little too, I'm with you. I like the slices more, but they were a little too juicy. I thought mine, there was a part of mine that was slightly cold almost towards the center. It was, they were fine, but do they always come with buffalo sauce? Is that just the way they come? I mean, that might have fault here, but I've usually seen them with like a ranch or something. Yeah.

But I meant at Lidos. Hello? I do like every, every, no one in this audience has ordered it from Lidos. Like that's the size. We're not, we didn't want to go there ourselves. We wanted to make you go there. They asked me, like, Jimmel, have you ever been in Lido's and I was like, I've never fucking stepped foot in this place. Yeah.

So I have to imagine my experience is that of our wonderful audience. I mean, the thing is that this was like, if you grew up in the area and like after a soccer game or something or after like going to the pool, right? That's when you'd go to that's what it strikes me as it felt like at an actual hockey rink like you that would be like you'd go up to the counter like you wouldn't even leave the ring to go to the Lidos, it would be like just walk across in your skates. That's how Carlson got involved. It was there. Yes. Okay, we also got the the wings, which are award winning jumbo wings served your way, all caps, Buffalo Ranch hard

hitting sauce against on the again on these fine wings. Yeah, fine. They're fine. I know they were bad. They weren't bad. They're fine. And then we also got the spicy toasted ravioli. Now look, I love They're fine, wings. They're fine. They're fine. I know they were bad. They weren't bad, they're fine. And then we also got the spicy toasted ravioli. Now look, I love toasted ravioli. I think it's a really fun app. I wish these were a little bigger.

They're kind of a little dainty guys, but I think they were a decent execution of the concept. They did have jalapenos inside. You know I'm a bit of a heat seeker, but I do almost feel like it would. Alright, so this brings us to another thing about the 930 Club. Emma's like, this place they get trashed here. And I was like, oh yeah, I did do a show a long time ago here and they, everyone got fucked up. Yeah. And not even an hour into the show,

we hear just hear someone yell, we're burning up here. Yeah. Okay. We should have gotten wise, guys. We should have gotten wise, guys. Thank you for wrapping that. You started it now, Wigz.

I think these were good. I like the Lido sauce or whatever that is. It's just like a kind of a sweet sort of marinara. I just feel like the jalapenos were maybe unnecessary. And that meant you couldn't eat them, right Tammy? That's right. It's a bummer. I thought they're a little bland actually.

Like, just sort of, there wasn't really any like, flavor other than like fried. They were kind of junk Carlson's face. Very, very junk Carlson. Yeah. Jamal, I felt the same. I don't even remember eating them, which that's, I can say very John Carlson. Yeah. Jamal, I felt the same. I don't even remember eating them, which I can say that about a lot of things, but maybe

it was the smoke in the air. I don't know what it was, but it just, they didn't even register in my meal. It was, they were very bland. I thought. How bad would we feel if, like, after the show, like, someone wants to come backstage, like, hey, it's John Carlson. He's a big fan. Oh, hey, sorry.

I thought the show was pretty good. I liked it quite good. He sounds like Rocky. He sounds like your Donnie Brasco. Oh, that was so delightful. And you found your fucking note to yourself. So not surprising. I was saving that for a bit.

We had a, we had a big guest, we had a, we had a, a special guest on the show that didn't work out. And I was going to save it for his, their episode. Jake, John. And I was gonna save it for his their episode It was Jake Joel all Does anyone here work in politics? Really no you don't who The loud guy definitely doesn't. Is it Chris Christie? I'm a huge no-boys fan. On a beach by himself. Does anyone work in politics for real? No, I buy it. We'll have people be like, hey, you know, I work for this office on Capitol

air, whatever, work for this, this Congress person. I buy it. Does anyone here go, do you know, they got Capitol Hill there? They go up there? Really? What the fuck are they doing here? I mean, the country's run by the generates. It's a good point. That's a good point. That's a great point. I'm surprising to me. I just want to take a poll, Nick. Go on.

Go ahead. Do the rest of the show. I don't care. We got a garden salad. Garden salad was, I don't know. It's like every pizza places have a salad and that's what it is. This one had green peppers, which were nice. Oh, take again, you can have those.

I like the grated Parmesan. I don't know. It's a fine salad. Sometimes you just need something to just like mitigate the damage you're doing to your body with everything else you're eating. And it's felt like that filled that whole. My favorite part of that is when you ordered it,

she's like, what dressing? And you're like, do you have a balsamic? I was like, no, bitch. What the fuck do you what, dressing? And you're like, do you have a balsamic? I was like, no, bitch. What the fuck do you think, dude? Do you have a balsamic? House balsamic. They might have that. That does become more common.

So does anyone have any comments on the salad? It was fine, right? It had peppers. So that brings us to the pizza. The first thing I'll say about the cheese pizza, you order the large, that's a big boy. That was a big old pizza. That was a slab.

They brought us to them on dining and cafeteria trays and they brought us out three different trays. All this cheese pizza, it was a ton. And it was honestly too much for the four of us because we also got a thick cut pepperoni pizza and a cheeseburger pizza. And there was five of us. And there were five of us, including Emma. Yeah. Yeah, it was a lot of pizza. What, you're correcting me. That's what you were doing. Yes. You fucked up. It was too much for the five of us. And we didn't even put it at the end. We took

home a giant box of pizza. That's right. And then we get to the hotel. You give it to me to take out to my room. What are you doing? You give it to me? I ate four more slices. Why did you do that to me?

You didn't have to take it. I said, do you want it? And I was like, yeah, don't throw it away. I wasn't gonna throw it away. And I brought up some of my four more fucking slices So man, it was really good. It was really good They did it to punk you I thought the cheese pizza. I thought all the pizza was pretty good. I do like this style of pizza. I think it's a good execution of it.

I can tell they have like their own like spin-on things with a smoked provolone and the sweet leedos sauce. The provolone. Yeah, that's right. The provolone. And the leedos. Dude, do you work at Wise Guy's Pizza? I liked one of the specialty pizzas we got,

which was I was surprised by. The cheeseburger pizza. Yeah, yeah, I was surprised to like that. Yeah, the burger sauce, the red onions, again more pickles on it, and then hamburger meat, and then, you know, I thought that was pretty good. I think I was the only fan of it. No, I liked it.

I did not like it. I did not like it. I don't know, I just can't get behind. This is my multiple toppings thing, right? It's for the like, I can't get behind all that shit on top of a pizza. And then I wasn't as fond as leaders as my wonderful fellow diners and thought that the crust was just like too doughy, you know? Sure. So the combination of that with all the toppings, I was like, this hamburger pizza isn't for me.

Not for me. I liked it as you were not the only fan of it. In fact, I joined its only fans, that for real. But cheeseburger pizza's only fans, I'm now so surprised. It's probably like, oh shit. Different angles, a shot of the crust, I was going nuts.

I thought it was good, there was a lot going on. I get not liking it, but I thought it was good enough. It gives a feel for it, but my favorite was the pepperoni pizza wise. I love the pepperoni, this straight up pepperoni. It's a real thick cut on that pepperoni, if you haven't had it, it's like a, it's, you know, it's pretty substantial.

We're talking old blue eyes. It's a thick cut pepperoni on each side. You think Sinatra was cut? Oh, a great question. Let's think on it for a minute. When did medical circumcision become kind of like the United States? I think he probably was.

I think he was not. Yeah. I'm gonna say he probably was. You think he probably was I think he was not yeah, I'm gonna say you probably was you think you was I have no Beasts for this, but I think I'm gonna go with yeah definitely cut Catholic I don't think they were cutting It's a great question, but if he what if he if he if I'm thinking he's cut because if he if he wasn't cut it probably like a 12 pounds of I have so much I'm gonna be Wikipediaing tonight. James Joyce. How big was Sinatra?

Yeah. There's a whole Wikipedia article too. We know who was the per was Cleveland or Harding. Harding. Harding, Joyce and. Joyce fucked, like a harding, Joyce, and... Joyce fucked the farts out of people. Yeah. Grover Cleveland married a woman who was formerly,

he was legal guardian of. No, that's Mitch's thing. He can look that up. And then I'm gonna look up was Frank Sinatra's circumcise. I can't buy more cut out for me. I think the pepper... Look, I wasn't gonna have the pepperoni, but it was there and it would have gone to waste. And I will say that the, and same thing with the cheeseburger pizza, I was just sort of like, you know, I'm along for the ride, I'll have some of this.

And I do think the, I do like the thick cut pepperoni. I think that's like a, it's a novel approach. And here's the thing I like about it. They put one individual big boy, pepperoni on each slice. And it's actually proportioned out perfectly because a lot of times the way those will be, you know, a range you'll have like,

oh, I've got like three, like three and a half slices on this one and then like a half slice on this other one. But no, this one has like the pepperoni's evenly apportioned. So I appreciated that. Mm. Oh, wow, but I, this one has like the pepperoni's evenly abortion. So I appreciated that. Mm-hmm. Oh, wow, but I surprised your type A personality liked one slice of pepperoni per slice.

So now, did you like it? Does that okay enough for you? That was okay enough for me. I actually did like that slice the sliced pepper any I had because it felt like the crust was a little different for each pizza. Right. And so the pepperoni crust was sort of like

had a not as doughy as the hamburger pizza crust. And the cheese one was like the finish. Right. Yeah, which didn't make sense because we didn't order different crust styles. No, no, no, no. All the pizzas were very different and they were the same pizza technically.

And which makes me come to again, like why did you want us to go here? It's nostalgic, I guess, but I liked the pizza quite a bit, why? Because I was enjoying the pizza. I'm not going to lie. It brought me back. I liked the sheet pizza. I was having a good time on some pizza game. I mean, it did feel like a step above like elementary school cafeteria. Be sure. Which isn't like a bad thing when it comes in nostalgia, right?

Sort of like it makes you feel warm inside. I also, you told a great story about the great train robbery. And I felt like, he was, he's a very smart man. I felt like I was at elementary school. I was nodding along to what you were saying, just spitting knowledge for 30 minutes. And I was sitting there looking like John Carlson with my mouth open. I really hope that guys here.

I swear I hope he's here. But the pizza I thought was, the pepperoni was my bite of the night. I like the pepperoni pizza. Well, look, is that enough to elevate Lido pizza? We're going to find out. So we're each going to go around. Are you both know the drill you've done the show before?

We're each going to say our closing argument, if you will, on Lido pizza, and then that was a score from zero to five four. Oh, shit. Tammy, you're a two-my-left. We'll begin with you. It is not a place I would ever go into. Wow.

On my own. It is not a place I would ever go into. Wow. My own it. It looks like what it is on the outside. If I were in a hockey rink and that was down the counter, and I got that cheeseburger pizza, I would be psyched. And I'd be like, I'm gonna go back out skating. So like, score if you're at a different place, and they were serving this there, like at a pool, there'd be a solid three. But, yeah, I gotta say it's like a standalone pizza,

real like two and a half. Wow, two forks two times. Well, you're happy, I don't know, whatever. We'll figure this out. I don't know what's going on. Nick's just trying to figure out how to pander. I am. I don't know where to go now. In your heart. In your clogged up heart.

in your heart, in your clogged up heart. Two and a half forks, Jamel Buie. So, Tammy's reference point is a skating rink. I spent a lot of time at kids' birthday parties, and they spend a lot of time at kids' birthday parties, watching them play. So do these guys, so that's it. All right. Watching them play. Still do these guys, so that's it. Yeah, yeah, all right. Watching them play.

Still them, still them. Sipping warm lemonade and then eating whatever scraps were left. And this pizza reminds me of those scraps. Jesus. It reminds me of those scraps. And so I would say because it was warm, I'm gonna give it two and a half,

two fours, two times. Also two fours, two times. Two fours, two times. Handholding club so far, the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. Okay. So curious where you're gonna go, because live show you really like to just... I know, fuck.

I will say, I think that the Democrats picked correctly when they chose comet ping pong as their secret headquarters spoken as an expert the I have had I'm off a dream to. I hasn't taken it a while. Ozempic man now. That's not mine. I'm not really taking it. People thought I was real. I'm not taking it yet. You will for diabetes. It's actual purpose. I mentioned it to my mom. I was like, what about ozempic? She's like, no, you got to lose it the old fashioned

way. She's like, it's hard work. You can't take the drug to do it. And I was like, all right, fine, I won't do it. But I'm thinking about it. And I will take it for diabetes. Um, you know, I was going to do wags? Lido. Ooh. That's pretty good. Keep going. One more for the road. That's like in my head, that was the review I was coming up with.

Uh-huh. But it's not that great. But we did take our pizza on the road. And I liked the pizza a lot. I did like the pizza a lot. I liked the pizza a lot. Okay, hold on. I do like the pizza a lot. I did like the pizza a lot. I like the pizza a lot. Okay, hold on. I do like the pizza a lot.

I feel like you're justifying it to yourself now. Try to... Look, I'll be honest with you. When we left, I was thinking four forks. Wow. And I've slowly been like, I'm am I pandering? Am I a panderer?

I'm a panderer? Yes. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have my own thoughts. I don't pander to crowds. No, not at all. I have opinions. I can be hard on something sometimes. We're not saying you don't. We're saying you change them based on your risk. The culture is fine. Hold on now. What do people think?

Yeah, so when you're doing the Hollywood Hogan thing, that's when we know you're pandering. I wanted to give it four forks. I did. I did. No, I'm not going to do it. Why not? Honestly, it seems like pandering here

would be giving it a bad rating, right? That's how it kind of feels. That's the issue that I'm on right now. What I wanted to do, I was gonna cover up one of my forks and say four forks and point at my hat. Yeah, do it! And I think that would have been fun. But should I cover up a half one, too?

That doesn't work as well? Mitch, you gotta be your own man. You gotta be your own man. Four forks. Wow. Four forks. I look out. Ah!

What happened? The mic fucking hit my tooth because I, it's karma for being a piece of shit lying to everybody. First second, you thought it was a nice cream cone. I would take one more for the road. The pizza is good. I like the pizza. It's nice, shitty shit, it's nice, shitty shit pizza. I like it. Look's nice. It's nice. Shitty shin pizza. I like it.

Look how they're so happy you did it, Miss. I like it. It's still in my room. I'm going to have more of it later tonight. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Mitch, I will agree with you that I think Lido pizza has pretty good pizza. And I think there's a situation where it's like, hey, we got Lido. Like if I worked in the area or something, like, hey, we got Lido, or went to a party, it's like, I was someone brought some Lido. I'm saying I would have someone be like,

hey, this is fun. I'm having an okay time with it. I don't know if I would go out of my way to order this on my own. Maybe if I had some stuff. Maybe if I had some stuff. Maybe if back around with party, are you out? What's going on here? A children's birthday party.

I also feel like you really gotta say I got Lido's because, hey, I got Lido could mean you grabbed an Italian man off the street and he brought him in. Oh no, I grabbed Ledo. It's Jared letto. That's not how he does it. That dude is a fucking creep. And I can't believe that that has not come out. Is that insane?

It's crazy how much money has been poured into silencing it. And I do, I'm just saying. Best Joker. Fucking best Joker. I'm saying this so that you guys will be offered a lot of money to like cut it out of the episode. That is the guy's a piece of shit. We will cut it out because that was the guy I was gonna do the botany brosco bit for.

It was Jared Leto. I will- Jared Leto shot Chuck Schumer, no one would bat an eye. We'd all take that and try it. Like, yeah, all right. He was preparing for, he was the Joker game. Yeah, he was the Joker thing. He did send, I don't know if people,

this is a story that people know, but he was, when he was playing the Joker, no, they know this. But he sent people rats and like, yeah, yeah, he sent rats. He used condoms and stuff. And he hits on like 17 year olds. People know that, right? They should.

The old Cleveland, Grover Cleveland move as I found out tonight. So I think Lido pizza. And by the way, it is, I like, this is the thing, it's not Lido's, it's Lido. If the brand is Lido, there's no apostrophe S. Just be like, here we go, he's gonna get enough fucking argument with you guys for a while.

It's true, I'm sorry. Well, I'll type Lido's pizza into a browser right now, I'll tell you how it resolved. Yeah, act up one more time and we'll type it into a browser. Oh wait, Lido's pizza redirected to Lido pizza. And the logo doesn't have an apostrophe S. It's Lido pizza singular. 9th or 3rd club. This city needs to be cleaned up from the fucking top down.

This place is ridiculous. The most outrage you've shown in Washington, DC. Not me. I think the pizza is fine and in certain scenarios, it's like, hey, I'm having fun. I'm enjoying eating this, the apps or whatever, the salad, whatever, the dining experience, this particular chain was not particularly notable. I would maybe one if we had a bar and full table service or whatever is more of a parlor would be more fun.

But I do think this place is like, it's a fucking three fork chain. This is just right down the middle. This is as simple as it gets. It's Lido pizza, brings you Lido style pizza with Lido sauce, and there you. If you, they do it at that degree of competency and that's what I think it deserves. This is a three-forker. Wow. I would've been... Does anyone think this place is five forks?

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We've got some wings with DC area sauces and seasonings. Wow. This is the West Wings. I'm standing and putting my hand over my heart because that hurt break is walking out here. Thank you for joining. I'm objecting. I'm not going to do this. Thank you, Emma. Thank you, Emma. Thank you, Emma. Thank you, Emma. So Papa John's right now. My hand is over my heart for the first three seasons.

OK, let's start there. Do you all like the West Wing? Did you all like the Rob Lowe Doe Boy's episode? I don't think you did if I remember correctly. I think we got in a little bit of trouble. He's going to come back. I'm going to ask him to come back. I mean, Aaron Sorkin sort of notoriously anti-writers-gill, but I'm kind of a piece of shit. Yeah. And just kind of an asshole, generally. But you, but the first three seasons of the show you're an Apologist for.

You're on board with. I mean, I wasn't apologizing before. It was sort of acknowledged as good, but yeah, I guess I am. Yeah. Jamel, you ever watched a West Wing? Yeah, I mean, I'd say like the first seasons of the little shaky, 2, 3, and 4, good, but yeah, I guess I am. Yeah. Yeah. Jamel, you ever watched a West Wing? Yeah. I mean, I'd say like the first seasons of the little shaky, say two, three and four good, five trash, six kind of bad seven. Okay. Is seven the one where they brought in? I don't know. Break down. I love that. That's

the one where they brought in like Alan Alder, right? Yeah, that's right. Okay. And they had like a, it was Martin Sheen with whatever the people succeeding him interesting. All right. I never really watched it. Now, now Lee hate watches it. Is it bad? I mean, I think there's some elements of it. They're a little embarrassing, especially like if you view it for the prism of like, this is like a, a, you know, a liberal centrist in the 90s, early 2000s, their idealistic view of how like everyone comes to the middle and compromises, that's how politics gets done,

and it seems a little embarrassing right to us back. It's very 90s liberal, so much so that, and I think the season four opener, maybe season three, the great big policy that was gonna win Bartlett re-election was like tax credits for college education. Like give me a fuck outta here. I have to admit, I haven't rewatched it. I'm just like, yeah, I definitely watched it

when I was a 90s centrist liberal. So like, a lot of sweet spot was being hit. They shook it tax credits for college education. Yeah, yeah. That's what the people are crying for. They're like, let me get a refund on my W2. Yeah. Okay, we've got some Papa John's wins.

What? That are, these are only available in the DC area. And we're like, you know what? This is the time to try them. First off, there was a sauce in DC that I have learned about called mumboosauce. People love Mombosauce. Wow. Strongest reaction we've had tonight. Mitch is changing his name to Mombosauce now. This is dream panda right there. I'm surprised you didn't do like Mombosauce number five or so. I thought about that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You win! You win! You win! I thought about it, but then it landed on West Wings. I was like, that's nice and clean. We don't have to worry about too much, Dad. Man, I do not want to eat these. Someone get James Joyce on the line.

I mean, I'm worried about them just because I feel like they might call me the in-word. Look, a lot of founding fathers are unfortunately problematic, including Papa John. So, it's a thing we just have to accept. So they have their own version called the Mamba Wings, which use capital city Mamba sauce, which I guess Mamba, they can't copyright, so this is the Mamba sauce. And then we also have some old Bay Chicken Wings. So one is a Mamba sauce and one is a dry rub.

Unless, or maybe these are all the Mamba sauce. Well, whatever, we're just gonna fucking eat this. We'll figure it out. Try it up. Me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha on the wall, so I used it. Body wash? Yeah. I checked off into the tub, dude. You're going to give yourself an abrasion.

You had to be careful. Can't be using soap. I put some water in there eventually. I actually had to go over to the sink during it. What? We don't need this play by play. What are we doing? I'm sorry, let's eat the wings.

We'll talk about this later. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. A little bit of soy sauce in my life. A little bit of cayenne by my side. A little bit of paprika on my plate. A little bit of ketchup.

Shoot, he's great. A little bit of body wash all I need. Add a little water, if you please. Here we go. I've opened the side. They're warm. We did this well. Emma did this well. We did this well. I was a fucking pro Thank you. Yeah, this looks this I think this is the mombo sauce That's the mombo sauce. So we got the old bay over here. Okay, so we'll just toss you though, too. No, no, these are dry rub

Okay, dry rub not already did that. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Body wash thing. Thank you, Tammy, for stopping me from opening this container on top of my laptop keyboard. Yes. You want to get in there? Yeah, I'm going to have a drum.

Well, the wings themselves are bad. These are bad wings. But I think the old-base sauce works in this context. I mean, fucking old-base is just like such a go-to to just plus up anything, right? It's hard to judge these because it felt like I've been into a dog toy. This literally does taste like what I feed my dog every night. That's a bad wing.

It's your old-bab. The first bite, you're like, all you're getting is old-base. You're like, oh, that's good troll bab. The first bite, you're like all you're getting is old Bay. And you're like, oh, that's good. And then the second bite is just salt. Salt and... I'm always impressed that you keep eating it after you say it's bad. Yeah, no, I'm gonna finish this wing. What is Mombosos?

You said it already or no? It's like a sweet, it's kind of, and I'm sure you'll shout me down if I'm, it is an accurate all. It's kind of like a sweet spicy barbecue adjacent sauce. Is there peppers in it by the way? We probably should have checked that. I feel like a little dash of cayenne. Yeah, well, it shows about to end folks.

I'm just doing obey. All right, okay, okay, okay, you thought that I'd be like, yeah, but whatever. He said the mom was sauce this way. Let me try that bad boy. Oh, yeah, of course, of course. Classic wing swap going on. Oh, this industry, a wing swap, wing swap. There we go. Tell me, please look better industry wing swap. Wingswap. There we go. Tell me,

he's look better because they look, they look more cooked. I also think the dry rub works better with this. Well, I have not this one yet. So I should, I shouldn't speak out of turn. Uh, Tammy, do you like a flat or do you like a drum when it comes to a wing? Uh, I like a, a chicken tender. Check out, they gave us a shot of Mambo's loss, too, while I was a shooter of Mambo's

loss. Mitch, don't do it. Don't listen to that. They want me to do it. They're animals. They're animals. They're animals. I'm opening this to smell it and dip a wing in.

I should shoot the saw. Don't do it. Look, look, we're in the nation's capital, dude. In our forefathers, they would do this sort of shit. When they planned that assassination on Lincoln and walking roll, they had to have someone who'd be like, I'll take a shot of Mamba O'Saust, you know what I'm saying? And so we're going to have someone who'd be like, I'll take a shot of Mombo Sauce, you know what I'm saying?

And so for that, bottom's up. Here we go. Wow. I like mamba sauce. It's spicy. The sauce is good. I will say the sauce is great. The seasoning is great. This is just one version of mamba sauce.

This is the capital city mamba sauce. But I like both seasonings. It's just the wings are so low quality. I like wings so much, but Papa John's wings are pretty bad. So this is kind of a bummer. Emma just came and very gently put her arm around me and said, old Bay has a little bit of red pepper in it. I'd stop eating that.

Oh, wow. I'm okay. I'm okay. It's not going to like close up my throat. It's more like, I won't get into what happens, but. I'm going to be okay, thank you Emma. Emma's the best! I don't know, a snack or whack on these, what do we think?

Oh man, I don't know, I'm really embarrassed that I did that. I think if the wings are better quality, it'd be totally a snack. Yeah, 100%. I think that, I mean, we've taken shots of Malort in Chicago, the total is neck. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. I think that, I mean, we've taken shots of malort in Chicago, and that is a better shot than malort is. Sure. But that's the thing that's not actually Papa John, right?

Like that's just, they're taking... Yes, that's the issue. Neither of these things are Papa John's products. Like the capital city mom will wing sauces, it's own sauce you can buy commercially. Old Bay obviously is fucking old Bay. You just get to the grocery store. So I don't think they get any credit for just

putting these seasonings, these store-bought seasonings under their own shitty wings. So that's why I agree with Jamal. It's like if the wings were better, these would be good because the sauces and seasonings are good. He's fucking pissed off. Fuckin' ribbon. They should have turned it into Papa Shacks. We talked about this.

They should have turned into Papa Shacks. I would have been the rebrand. I do love Papa John Schnader. What the fuck is his name? Schnader. I love that guy. So it kills me to say it. But it should have been, it should be Papa Shacks.

They should have changed into Papa Shacks. Yeah. The wings are dog food, as we've said. Yeah. I like the Old Bay way more than I like the Mamba sauce, but the Old Bay were just cooked better. But whack on the wings and snack on the on the on the on the policies. On the policies.

The beliefs. Snack on the what's on top of the wings, not in a whack for Papa John Snotter. I don't agree with Papa John. Okay, that's what I'm trying to say. I mean, I mean, he's had he stopped saying it. You got to have a little grace. Jesus Christ. I'm not gonna make any jokes here. Snack and whack. God, you got me so nervous. Snack on the sauce, whack on the wings. Wow. Yeah, that's pretty much the verdict. I didn't know what else to say. All right, hey, just like a restaurant

of our feedback, let's open the feedback. And we have a few audience questions. Come out one more time and gonna bring a few people up. We're bringing them up. We're bringing some people up. Oh, Jesus. No, I mean, we're not gonna come up here and join the Deis, but we'll have like, yeah, we'll have

a massive question from the audience. They're not a lot on stage. I don't, you dare try. We had that happen before. The day is just a really respectable way of referring to what we have here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not wide enough for how fat Mitch and I are. All right. I got Dan M. Frank, C. Alex, H, and Andrew P. If you wanna come meet me over here. All right, Mozie on up here. What a surprise at the Doe Boy's Live show. We pulled four dudes.

All right, I see our first questioner has made their way to the microphone. And here's a little thing I'm gonna add. Sorry, Tammy, I wanna reach out to you. This guy does look cool as hell. This is Andrew. This guy does a little thing I'm mad. Sorry, Tammy, when we're here, this kid looks cool as hell. This is Andrew. This guy does look cool as hell. What's up, Andrew?

Andrew, what's up? Hey. Whoa, Jesus. Oh, Andrew, you blew it. Oh, Andrew, how are you? You're a young looking man. How old are you? I am 16.

Holy shit. Wow. Still too old for Wigher, but very cool. Jesus Christ. I'm trying to help you out. See I combat ping pong my man. I'm so sorry truly. Jesus Christ. Thank you for being here. What's your question? So my question was, so, yes. So DC is going to be the 51st date.

Over. Wow. What could you eat 51 plates of? 51 plates of something. And you're asking that question, this is going to happen for everybody. You get a piece of doughboys merch from Pinship. Wow. Here's what we have.

Here, let me give it to him. Well, okay, so go through and you can take your pick, but I wanna show off the things real quick. First off, we have, I'd rather be eating, no, Mitch, stay fucking stay here, what are you doing? He's showing this off. We have an, I'd rather be eating Taco Bell Hat. That's one option.

And Andrew, you're gonna get the first pick here. We have the Doe Boys Trucker Hat. We also have a Doe Boys apron. This is a 5-4x apron. Let me get this right side up. And then if none of those tickle your fancy, we also have a tails plushie that I got from Walgreens. So that's another option.

So Andrew, think it over while we answer your question. So something we get 51 plates of, fuck, that's tough. I feel like there was a time in my life where I could have eaten like 51 bowls of cereal. Like when I was like a teenager, a teenager, a teenager, a metabolism, I would eat so much fucking cereal and I feel like if I got no rhythm I could just do that and a teenager in the capitalism, I would eat so much fucking cereal. And I feel like if I got into a rhythm, I could just do that. Because also it gets kind of mushy, and that's an easier consistency to put down a lot of. Right now, I don't know. 51 plates is a lot.

Because they have a plate. That's like a lot of fucking food. Could you have a seat one being on each plate? Could you do something like that? Yeah, it's one being... No, shit. Alright. Damn.

Just alpha the shit out of me. It's a can't. No, shit, all right. Damn. Just alpha the shit out of me. It's a full plate. No, dude. Not hard to do. No, dude. Not hard to do. No, dude. Okay, it has to be like a full, yeah.

Okay, all right. Anyone could eat 51 beans. You would have to be like, wait, okay, wings, okay, okay, okay. Man, 51 plates. Andrew, do you like Lido Pizza? No. What's your fork score? Two.

Wow, two. Did you ever get it after like little league or anything or after a spelling bee? Oh yeah. Yeah. Andrew, a season. Why are you here? How did this happen?

I'm truly fascinated by this. Wait, were you like, hey mom, can I go see a dobo show? And she was like, what's doboys? And you're like, you know, whatever it is. It's something. She's like, I don't give a fuck. Go ahead. Yep.

Exactly. I went down. Do you win? You win? You're really six subway hat. It's a subway hat. Do you work at subway? Uh, no, I do not.

Oh, man, that's what we call stolen valor folks. Just a Jared fan, man. This is a stab. You like the podcast? I do. What the fuck? God bless you, thank you Andrew. It's you're the man, you're awesome.

51 plates, I think that I would have to go, hmm, you gotta go something simple here, right? I mean, I'm just trying to think where you wouldn't throw up. And so I think my answer is mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, yeah. I'd be impressed if you could do that. Definitely would not throw up eating 51 plates of mac and cheese. Mac and cheese, yeah. I'd be impressed if we could do that. Definitely would not throw up eating 51 plates of Mac and cheese.

I keep thinking snack. I keep thinking of like, I just had a ton of sun chips today. I feel like I can eat sun chips until they're gone. So I bet I could eat 51 plates of sun chips. Yeah, I could probably eat 51 plates of just like hummus and pita bread. Oh, that's a great answer. That's a great answer. Could a hard boiled egg itself on the plate work?

You to allow that? I counted. All right, because then that's a cool hand Luke sort of thing. I think I could get close. I think I could get close to Pity. I think my answer is hard boiled eggs. And then get on the Amtrak. What do you want for your, what do you want for Birch?

I don't know. All right, you can decide, Andrew. Let's get the next question while you're figuring it out. Thanks so much. Andrew, everyone. Let's get the next question while you're figuring it out. Thanks so much. Andrew, everyone. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah as hell. Yeah, thank you Welcome back to DC if you guys could share any chain restaurant meal with any US president which meal and president would you choose? Well, we're gonna we're gonna get in trouble. I Would be fascinated to make McDonald's with Trump.

I think that would be a fascinating experience. We've said this, we can tell them this. If Donald Trump said that he'd come on the show and do McDonald's, we'd do it and we'd be done. We just end the podcast, we'd have him on. And it just, the show would be over. But it would be worth it to just end it that way. I think that would be like an endpoint to,

like it would be an ignoble end, but I feel like it would be too irresistible. If you, as listeners, I don't know if you really listen, if as listeners, if you saw pop-up like episode 407, McDonald's with Donald Trump, that's funny, right? I think there would be a moment where it'd be funny because they'd think, oh, it's like a bit. They got someone, they got an actor to play Trump,

and then they're like, wait, no, it's actually him. Talking about how he loves the fish delight. But I don't know, like, thinking back historically. That would be, no. What? I don't even want like, like, thinking back historically. That would be, no. What? I don't even want to engage that fantasy. I would be fucking, I'd be on that Reddit so fast. No.

Dude, we had Rob blow on. We could have anyone on now. Doesn't matter. Nick, if you did it, I would listen to it. And I'd be like, you know what? Let him cook. I'm not a cook. I would listen to it. And I'd be like, you know what? Let him cook. What a cook.

Literally anyone who tangles with him, their life gets destroyed. Like Chris licked, or I don't even know how to say his name, but he was like, what gonna do a town hall? That would blow up in my face. Yeah, completely. I mean, Pence was almost killed. Like everybody who fucking tangles with him is destroyed. I mean, Pence was almost killed. Like, anybody who fucking

tangles with him is destroyed. I think it's so funny. I was in Iowa recently watching Mike Pence do his thing. And he's like talking about how he loved working for the Trump administration. I had so much great time. And the whole time, just like, they wanted to hang you. Yeah. He wouldn't fucking tweet. Like, he would do sponsored tweets for 50 bucks, but he wouldn't just be like, you know what, don't hang my place president. Like how cocked do you have to be? Your boss let a mob to hang you.

Right. And you're like, I had a great time, I had a great experience. I had a great experience working for him. Sounds like when people ask if Emma likes the job. I gotta go with my boy, John Adams. Come on, a Quincy boy, a couple Quincy guys having fun together. Yeah, which one?

What's that? Which one? John, original Adam's, I don't wanna fucking fail, son. I am a fail original. I don't know. I want to fucking fail, son. I am a fail son. I don't need to fucking eat with one. Ha ha. He doesn't know that. Yeah, it's like you'd want to like, I, I, I,

John Adams is a decent answer because it's like you, I'd be interested in someone from that period of history, but there aren't a lot of them who weren't just completely irredeemable monsters historically. So it's like, but I'd want to take a John Quincy Adams, like someone from the 18th century or from the 19th century, and take them to Cold Stone Creamery. Just to see what their experience would be like of, they've never had anything that was like this flavor experience.

What would it be like for like Martin Van Buren to have like a Reese's Sunday? What would happen? He might die instantly. Well, I have to say that this is the bomb. Ha you guys have answers? Sorry. I would do Lincoln because he seems so sad and I like a sad man. I mean Lincoln was sad but also loved like dick jokes.

Really? Yeah. Lincoln was sad but also loved like dick jokes. Really? Yeah. I mean, he was gay. His son died. His wife was crazy. He stood up for what he believed. He liked dick jokes.

He like frontier yarns. Have you ever been a tow boys listener? I'm losing respect for Lincoln. Oh no, I, you're saying that qualifies as a job with a listener. I think he's, I don't know, he's got the level of sad that I would enjoy dining with. So what, what meal would you have with Lincoln?

Oh, I mean, if we're just gonna round out the sad then like a subway, we're just gonna go full, full sad. I take the lead. Take him to walk and roll. Hey, this place is pretty cool. What's this black? Oh.

Oh. Oh. I know. See, we got some bad news for you, Lincoln. Um, I guess, I guess I would have a meal with Thomas Jefferson. I don't know. Oh, shit. I mean, so on the one hand.

I feel like whatever answer you give, you'd have to say on the one hand for like 40 of the president or. On the one hand, rapists, slaveholders, syphiletic asshole. But on the other, on the other, Thomas Jefferson noted fan of food. I was about to say he introduced Mac wording,

she is to US cuisine, but it's really his enslaved chef. Um, but, but true story on his like, after he died, like on his order sheet for stuff he needed from France, it's just sort of like pounds of macaroni. Like this dude was like, wow, he wanted you love macaroni and cheese. Never a people he'd bite people over, but he got to have this shit. My slave's going to make it. It's going to be awesome. but he got to have this shit. My sleeve's gonna make it, it's gonna be awesome. And I just, I feel like Jefferson being comfortable with like eating around black people, maybe not free one.

So they might take him a little bit to adjust to that. But after the initial adjustment, I think I could have like a good conversation when Jefferson had like, cook out, you know? There you go. It's great. Good answer. It's a great answer.

I what piece of merch do you want? Mav tails. Tails plus he is off the table. The second person took tails. I'm not even here, just fucking, oh shit. Sorry Emma. By the way, you have a Dunkin Donuts camo shirt Yes, are you an employee? I used to be thank you for your service. Thank you so much

He was he was in my January 6th faction I'll stand and hold my heart up for this Why'd be cool of Lincoln put leftovers up in his hat Why don't you be cool if Lincoln put leftovers up in his hat? Hi, what's your name? What's your question? Hi, my name is Frank. Hi, Frank. Hey, uh, let me be Frank. Are you going to do that all seven minutes of it? Sorry, Frank. Hi, Frank. That was actually my question. Um, uh, You're in DC, the nation's capital. You could pass one food-related law. What law would you pass?

Wow. OK. I think there is a real case for like a fucking corn tax. Something that's like, you're sitting. What? What? I think if you're actually talking about what's destructive to like American health and like our ecosystem,

it's things like our overproduction of corn, there's so much sugar in our food supply, but also like our overproduction of meat is such a big issue and like commercial feed lots are so fucking awful. Yeah, yeah. So yeah, but I hate fucking syntaxes. I hate when there's like, here's a soda tax because that punishes the consumer

and not the corporation. So I feel like if you could target something at like agribusiness and be like, hey, if you're growing a bunch of corn instead of subsidizing that, that's gonna be a thing that has a fundamental ability. Although, I'll probably be better to like go after beef honestly. And look, hey, man, beef is no shame on people who eat beef, but we as a nation and globally, we should probably be eating less beef just for the environment and for animal welfare.

So, yeah, I think something that makes that a little bit more restrictive. I don't know the best fucking policy. Dude, wait, wait, what a note to go out on it. A doughboy show going against beef. What the fuck are you doing? Again, plea, for me, it'll be a clean plate tax. You got to clean your plate or you go to jail. I think any restaurant that has like seats for five or more has to have a bathroom, public bathroom, and served dessert. That's great. That's that's really good. Like a good dessert. Bathroom is, bathroom is big. That's a big one. I would change the serving size in a cereal box to just like twice what it says. That's really smart. Yeah. Just cup and a half.

No one needs a single serving. Yeah. I know I have a different one. If you want to share something, you have to say it. So if I'm gonna get fries, you want something, you say no? And then you ask for fries, that's a felony. It would be the FBI kicks in the restaurant door. I mean, that's the, yeah! Get on the fucking ground!

Set that dog up! Okay, I got another one. If you have to sort of coke and Pepsi, you can't choose. Fuck, I love that. Because like anytime you like. Wait, why the booze? I mean, I of course coke is better. Sure, but I'm just saying if they want that Bleed-o is a is a Pepsi restaurant Yeah, right? So I'm just saying if you want to serve Pepsi you also have to serve coke

Limit the question is Pepsi okay because we know what the answer is For some people for some people All right, what piece of mercy you want? All right the hat which hat oh, there's one hat left talk about hat. Do you have another tails doll? Wearing an action boy shirt love that Got a janitor in the house. What's your name, what's your question? So my name is Dan.

Hi, Dan. So everyone asked questions like DC related questions. Yeah, I'm from Baltimore. I'm going to go talk about DC. Wow. So. Wow. Wow.

I hate it here. I hate it here. So anyway, in true, double-boys fashion, I'm here to talk about my wife, my very successful wife. So recently this past weekend, my wife won a James Beard Award. Wow! Congratulations, holy shit! For media, but for media? For media, yeah.

That's awesome. She's friends with your boy. Can you can you tell us any more about the award? I don't think she wants me to okay fair enough. Yeah, yeah, listen to your wife. Yeah, no, that's smart or whatever But anyway, so I do have a question related to that I'm not just She she's not here is she's here. Yeah, she's right up there. Congratulations I'm very proud of you. Congrats. Yeah, thank you. You do have the swagger of an action boys listener. You have the wife of a doe boy listener.

But the confidence of an action boys janitor list. Yeah, I know you're a listener too. Yeah. Well, both of you. I don't know about you two on the end. I don't listen to podcasts. They're bad. I have a both of you. I don't know about you two on the end. I don't listen to podcasts. They're bad Um, I Have a question for you. I've can you make us food? She's media media. Oh, sorry. Yeah, wait you on the what James beard? No, my wife She did her media. She's not explaining it to you after the show. It's a media war. She won a video

She won a media award. She won a media award. Like a news meeting. She didn't make any food? No, I make the food. Is there food over all here? Can you help me out here? She's gone. No food for this one.

Wait, so you don't follow her on Instagram. You know, she didn't make the food. Yeah, we met it. We met a few years ago when you guys were at the improv and you immediately followed her. And my other friend who's also here, has been fan of yours, Mitch. I'll ask for food later.

It's fine. Go ahead and what was your question? So I do have a question. If you won the highest award in your field, where would you go to celebrate and what would you ask? Gee, Mitch, what do we do when we won that I heart media award for best food podcasts? Man, I can't believe that James Beardwood's not for food.

No, it is for food. There's different categories. It's like a technical edgy. Smokes getting my head, dude. What was your question? Mitch, if you want an Oscar, where would you go to celebrate? Oh, that's a great question. That is a great question.

Well, now that kind of puts it me in LA. And then I feel like you would go to, like, I don't know, where are you going, LA? The rainbow room or some shit? The rainbow room? Is that in New York? That's in New York. Oh, the rainbow grill?

You know the place I'm talking about, the sunset strip. Yeah, I know there is a rainbow room, but that's like the place, like, about on the sunset strip. Yeah, I know there is like a rainbow room, but that's like the play. Like, why would you go there now? If I won an Academy Award, I go to Wendy's drive-through after the show. You want the real answer? I'm sure.

And my Oscar would be in the fucking soda and with a fucking drink holder. Side Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger? I would do number six, large or the Coke. And a Dave single with cheese, it's a big nut. I'm gonna say that one. I'm gonna say that one. I'm gonna say that one.

I mean, that's the truth. I would just go get one of these. We did win the I Heart Media Award for Best. This was I Heart Radio. Well, whatever, the fuck is it? Who cares? I Heart Radio Award for Best Food Podcasts. That's right.

So, they're different categories. Yes. Did you guys like cook or anything? Yeah, can you make me something? Nick, where would you go? I don't know. I don't know. I don't buy the fucking... I just like not like a celebratory meal. It's not like a thing like, oh, let's celebrate this thing by going to get a meal.

I just like, yeah, that's really weird. A celebratory meal. It's very weird. It's not, I don't know. It's a weird thing. Yeah, I don't know. We like a birthday or. Yeah, and yeah, someone said in an out burger,

I go to an out burger, sure, that works. That's a good, yeah. Yeah, I have a junk food palette. And when I did the New York marathon, I went to an out burger sure that works. That's a good yeah, I have a junk food palette and when I did the New York Marathon I went to five guys. Oh hell yeah, and it was I did some other thing. It went to McDonald's Yeah, when I was the only marathon. Yeah, that was great. I'd see I probably would be a disappointment and do that I'm not gonna pretend like I'm not pretentious so Jamal bougie not pretentious, so... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You get an apron. Yeah, you get it. For your wife who won the food award. Congrats. Thanks, guys.

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