Doughboys - Movita Juice Bar with Julian Stern

Episode Date: May 28, 2026

Julian Stern (@juls_magewls, The Comeback) joins the 'boys to talk dining hall eats, gaming, and pizza styles before a review of Movita Juice Bar. Plus another edition of Snack or Wack.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Tiger Weiger, along with my co-host, Benoit Bland, the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. Benoit Blan? I think it's like a Benoit Blanc, but Benoit. Now the jokes have gone on to, I'm bland? After listening to the episode with Emmy Blotnick and hearing Weiger like Amelia's kitchen. Boo, bad, bad, bad, bad, it was bad. It sounded like you were booing Emmy Blotnick.

The timing of that was really unfortunate. Yay, Emmy Blonde. Boo roast. Hearing Weiger like Amelia's pitch of Benoit's spice, I thought Benoit Blan would be a double roast for Mitch since he doesn't like Benoit Blanc and obviously bland is bad.

Thanks for all the laughs, Julia P. Roasted BirdFuck.com. Mitch, what you're saying is this roast, which is just dumb. I agree. The roast is just dumb. Look, I shouldn't have talked shit about Knives out. Everyone loves knives out.

And then people got mad that I made fun of Grogu today. And then the episode about Grogu came out today. Sorry to date. We're dating the episode a little bit. We're dating the episode. But the, I made, I made, I made, we're, we're in a relationship with the, this episode. Yeah. We're dating this episode.

It's a situation ship more, more than anything. Episode's only like four minutes old, so. Yeah, that's a bit of a problem. Four minutes. old is a record for you. He likes him young. Okay, that's not true. That's not canon.

That's just a thing he says. Our poor guest is so scared. Don't worry. I'm fessing around. I don't like some young. That doesn't help at all. Viewers, help me out. Get me out of here.

No, I'm yelling at them right now. So hold on a second. Don't take their side. Yeah. You know, I made fun of Grogu and the thing, and then they were like, if Mitch hits, hates cynical money grabs, like, I got bad news to him about the rest of Star Wars. This is like what annoys me. Oh, shit, I had no idea that George Lucas profited off of Star Wars. Yeah, of course he did.

But also, that's his creation, first of all. And like, so now you're comparing like Disney CEO saying this is like my billion dollar baby to George Lucas who created stuff and has a creative mind and made Star. Wars, and yes, he made money off of it. And yeah, he made some stuff that intentionally he knew was going to make money. But he created it. So now you're like, oh, it's the same thing as the this, shut, shut the fuck up.

Our listeners are so fucking annoying. I can't stand it anymore, damn it. You're on an island with your Grogu hate, I think. Do you like Grogu? How do you feel about Grogu, Baby Yoda? Yeah, I watched like, well, I actually had a job as a YouTube editor, and I had to rewatch the baby, they're visit to Baby Yoda a lot.

So that baby got really annoying for me. Wow, okay. I don't see the appeal. Maybe it's growing. The Grogu backlash. I just don't care about Grogu. I don't have to care about... We're so dumb.

The world is so dumb. We're little babies as the world has fallen apart on us. Yeah, sure. Like, by the way, the CEO's idea is a baby-fied Yoda. That's the end of the day. Did he came from the CEO? I think it creatively came from someone else. No, creatively it probably came from someone else.

But I'm saying, Ewox at least, like, sure, they were saying Ewox for money grabs. I don't even want to get into it. Ewarks are at least original creatures. Well, that was an analog for the Vietnam War, the insurgency there. Yeah, I also know this. You think I don't know this? It's like one of the things where the biggest advantage and one of the biggest advantages in warfare is knowledge of terrain. And that was what the Ewarks out above the empire, even though they had inferior weapons.

What is baby Yoda's? What's that analog? He's force sensitive. And he's cute as fuck. Yeah, we like some young. You already know, you've been with us for a good half an hour, so you know everyone is a freak. It's fine. Everyone here is a freak.

We're fast friends. I'm going to get time. You think it's cute? I think it's cute? I think it's cute. What about him is cute? I don't know. Julian?

I love you, my boy. Because when I hear the name, oh, it's the Mandalorian and Grogu, it just makes me think of, like, Glep Shido. It's like, what are we doing? I agree. What are we doing? Well, I am waiting for the Glepschito movie. Glepschito. Glep Schiddle.

I would say if they said Star Wars presents Glep Shito, I will be in the theater in one second. Who the fuck is Gleps Shito? I would be like, I can't believe they're doing it. They're making a movie about my favorite Star Wars character. Glep Shido. And if I went in there and it wasn't like a baby-fied, like, ton-ton or whatever the fuck else it's going to be, it's not a baby Jar Jar. If it just is a new alien creature named Glep Shido. I'm a Glepshito.

It's like whatever. He's like, oh, that guy is, I like this guy. All right, I don't like it anymore. I'm Glep Shido. Brer. All right, that does suck. What is? He says blood, his name, he says his own name.

What does he do? What does Gleps Chido do? He, uh... I, uh, repair, uh, Starfighters, but I do it on the black market. I'm Gleps Shito, blah. Maybe we're going to see Jabba the Hut with Glep Shido. That's crazy. I like, if Glepshito sees Jabba, I'm okay with it.

I'm secretly dealing death sticks on the side. That's my real hustle. Blah, I'm Glepshito. Don't let Glepshito near your ass. He sucks the turd out of you. That's another thing I do. I eat turns direct from the sores. Glepshito.

I don't think I like Glepshito anymore. He actually won me back a little bit. Really? That's losing me. That won't be back a little bit. I like Lepsito. I like Lepshito. Anyways. I'm sorry I yelled at our listeners.

I like you guys. We like you. We love our listeners. Can do it without you. Amelia's the only one who didn't kiss. Oh. There you go. Oh, whoops, my shoe fell off.

All right, now I think our guest is getting nervous. No, wait. Hold on. Hold on. If he took his sock off, too, Then I start getting nervous. My time I did that, our episode did great numbers. That's behind a paywall.

No, it's not. No, it's not. Publix. Well, whatever. Enjoy freaks. People got a little, people, I was also here in the backlash. People were a little upset about you and being mean-toed about Amelia. Being mean-toed.

I got a screenshot of a Reddit comment this morning from Mitch, and it said that something like, Mitch is too mean to Amelia? that's we understand that this is a comedy podcast where we joke around with each other right yes we understand that much we did it is uh well emma you you listen more than anyone so i understand your confusion definitely does not see me look i've been stirring the pot a lot lately

so maybe i'm getting myself in trouble yeah but i'm not i'm not too mean to amelia she's mean to me you don't even see it yeah we there's a lot of bullying going on off camera that i do to Mitch so it's and and And also, it's in good fun. We're having fun. We all love each other here. First, they say we can't date our employees. Now we can't be mean to them.

You have to choose one or the other. We can't trash the headgum network. That scared you. I'm sorry. No, no, not at all. You have a beautiful. No, no. Do you guys, this isn't scary?

We're having fun. We're having a great time. This is really fun. We're having a great time here at the head gum offices, which is bustling like a newspaper in the 1930s. Just people just walk it all over the place. Everyone's getting work done. Arms full of papers.

I'm staying quiet. I'm staying quiet. I'll the next episode. Buy some more ads. Sell, sell, sell, sell. Podcast, podcast. Oh, you're the guy. Everyone's, everyone, come into work.

I want to see you working the nine to five from my office, my suite upstairs watching you through the glass. That's disgusting to me. You know what? I would love to have that office overlooking everybody. Yeah, no shit you would. That'd be fun. Good vantage point for... I'm not going to snite my employees.

Yeah, well... We're having fun. I'm always having fun. Yeah, I know, but I'm saying... I'm not always having fun. No, you're not always having fun. A lot of times you're not having fun. Anyway, we don't talk about head gum, no, no. I knew you're going to get yourself in trouble.

Where, I'm not getting in trouble. No, no, I meant before when you were talking shit about... I knew you... And I was like, mm-hmm, okay, well, I mean, look, what do you want from me? Everything sucks. Everything's bad. We're in a bad stretch. We're in a bad stretch right now.

Emma just hit him with a drop. We're going to get into this. Speaking of bad, here you go. This year, take the journey as two podcasters attempt to clean up their act. I've tasted every food for my body. They smell so fucking good. It's just absolutely delicious. I was tricked into

I was tricked into drinking some I fucking wanted it If I was able to lactate I think tasting it would be like the first thing I do Sure and I and I and I drank it was good The easiest five for my fucking life Actually this is one of our least gross episodes In very long time sadly Problematic stuff I said so

So it would actually be like 20 minutes Well There's a lot of envy about the fairer sex But even being able to produce nourishing milk is definitely one of them. I stand by the lactation thing. If I could lactate, I would definitely taste it. Yeah, that's the thing I'm most jealous of the opposite sex.

It's the ability to make milk. I guess you're right. Yeah, that's what that is, that's, that is, that's, you really wish you could make milk? I don't know, that'd be fun. Be interesting. It's like, bodies are interesting. I think it's, I think like another thing to experience.

Bodies are interesting. I feel like I'd never get you, you never come into the studio anymore. You just be drinking yourself all day long. Different kinds of self-suck. Dozens of people at headgum. Where's Wigar? We need Wigan now.

We need a new Domo's episode. Is he drinking his titty milk? Every, didn't. We didn't do a special episode on the Glepschito movie. You should write a Glepschito movie. Didn't I meet the parents say you can milk anything if you try? Yes, yeah. I got any of those.

Can you milk me? Oh, right. De Niro. Oh, that's right. Right. Ben Stiller saying you can milk anything if you try. All right, here we go. Let's read this email. Howdy Ho to Spoon Man, Tiger Wiger, Emma, Amelia, the legendary drop king, Susser. Hold that thought for later. The Ghost of You Song, Mike, Jemmy, Wally, and Irma.

And I hope I remembered everybody. I miss Casey's laughter from the duck. Oh, that's nice. That is nice. Shout out to the Burger Brigade and Spoonation. pulling together this drop, I felt like the fly-by-night doctor from Tim Burton's Batman. You see what I have to work with? Okay. I do get that reference. Yeah. Do you know that reference?

Have you seen Batman? Which Batman? This is Batman the Tim Burton one? This is the Tim Burton Batman. Give me the reference again. Okay. I felt like the fly-by-night doctor from Tim Burton's Batman. You see what I have to work with that guy?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this when Jack Nelson is transformed in the- Yeah, it's the guy who's doing the Joker, the back alley, like a sort of a surgeon. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Have you seen, did you see Batman? I remember very little. I watched it when I was a kid. Oh, yeah, I was going to say, it came out.

I also watched it. I was going to say, that's how old were you guys when you watch it? I was like eight. He was like 16? Oh. You were eight? I think so. It was pretty young.

I'm pretty sure. I watched it when I was around like eight or 10. Wow, okay. It's a good eight-year-old movie, I would say. In 1989, Batman came out, right? It's also a movie that was in heavy rotation for me. I kept watching that. So you were actually, you were a little older.

1989, it came out. So you were nine? Oh, no way. Oh, eight or nine? I was seven or six or seven. Yeah. But I did see that movie theater. So that was an early, that's kind of a scary.

I remember this was the era where, because I do, I have, I have, you know, you have foggy memories of age under 10, under age 10. I do remember because, like, movie theaters used to be you just line up for a seat and you don't have any sort of, like, nothing's reserved. So I remember just like lining up for like two hours for Batman with my family and then and you're just like bored and line. It's like we used to spend so much time just waiting for stuff with nothing to do. What do you think you were like at four minutes old like this episode was at one point? I think I was. Can I guess? Yeah.

No, not even crying. I think I did come out. Congratulations, Mr. Wager. It's a baby boy. And just no, there's nothing. No, no crying, just staring straight ahead. I think it did come out calm. I was fat and calm.

It's a big plump content It's 10 pound 8 ounce baby And a Zen-like state Well, what happened to you? You're not calm anymore Still fat We're having fun All right, you are kind of calm

And you're definitely still fat You're talking about drinking your own titty milk Yeah, that's true Pretty calm I don't know, yeah, okay For this show anyway Thank you for the years of laughter Comedy is a lifesaver in this abysmal charade

We call life. Oh, geez, happy eating, I get it Great attitude. Brandon. Thank you, Brandon. Thanks, Brandon. Maybe I shouldn't say his whole name, but you know what? I did.

Drops at birdfuck.com. I do want to introduce our guests, but we have one bit of business we need to get to. Amelia, you showed us your Colombo impression. Yes. Why do you know Colombo so well? Scorpion watched Colombo constantly growing up, so I've seen quite a bit of Colombo. Amelia's father's name Scorpion. Oh, got it.

You want me to do it? Yeah, yeah, you know, whatever. If you're comfortable doing, I think people would enjoy it. I think she's chopping out of the bit. Yeah. Okay. One more saying. We were, we were, we were blown away by this because, one, I did not know that you can move both eyes individually.

Yeah, for people who are just listening to the audio feed, you owe yourself to check out the video of that because it is quite, quite a visual display. She can do the Daffy Gremlin from Gremlin. Is that what his name is? Is it Daffy from Gremlin? I think so. I'm looking. Daffy Gremlin.

Yeah, I think it is. You can, which is, that is. This thing. Yep. Yeah, Amelia's moving her eyes independently, which is fucking insane to see. What you haven't seen, that is wild. You've never, yeah, in the whatever, three plus years of knowing you, how long have you? Five, I think we've known each other?

Five years? I think. Has it been that long in the five years? I don't think I've ever seen this talent display. You're going to love Daffy, you're going to love Daffy Gremlin. Okay. Oh, yeah, we got to watch Gremlins in the South. We're going to watch Gremlins in the South.

Oh, you've got to watch Gremlins down here in the South. Which means as this episode comes out, we might be watching it like right now. Wow, it's totally possible. We will be in the South when this releases. I guess we should plug our dates then. Yeah, tonight we'll be in North Carolina and tomorrow will be in Atlanta. Tonight we'll be in Charlotte. Yeah, so there's still tickets available.

Please join us. Come through. Hopefully the rally last night went well We didn't get chased out of town Can I make a guess? Yeah It went bad Probably went pretty bad

And we got chased out of town You know what Carl Tart was there And he's going to be there tonight Yeah he'll smooth things He'll help for us So we're on the run right now That's what you're saying Yeah

Our guest today From the comeback season three Now streaming on HBO Max Julian is here Hi Julian Thanks so much for you I was cool as hell He said your name

And he snapped That's right I snap my finger And I look at the camera Hi It's awesome I'm a really cool person I'm trying to pull off

Curiosity I asked for a glass of water And you guys brought me a mason jar Just have a curiosity No this hasn't been inside anyone right No as far as I know This has not been used in any sort of a stunt Right I've already taken a couple six I don't know that is that's

I think we I think it's all mason jars in there It's all mason jars One has been inside a person But it's just it's kind of like a gamble You don't get to worry about it It's like Russian roulette but it's a dice roll Yeah And it's basically with a dishwasher so you're fine

Oh great I once, one of my first sets of dishes I found in a dumpster. I was just walking by a dumpster. I was like, someone's thrown away plates and forks, and I just took them out and I took them back and I washed them. It brings a whole new meaning to the word garbage plate. Am I right, folks? We'll be right back.

What does garbage plate me? It's a food that I thought you did know at this point. I did. I did. I went to break because it was so good. Garbage plate is a, Mitch, do you want to describe garbage plate as someone who spent some time? We're talking, Rochester, New York, baby.

Rochester, New York. You got yourself a base of mac salad, and then you got French fries. Then you got chopped up. People get mad at me because I had a garbage plate like once. I'm probably going to get this wrong. Let's see how close I get. You got a cheeseburger patty. It's usually chopped up, and then there's like some hot sauce on there.

And then, oh, wait, and the mac salad is maybe on top. Got it. Base of fries. That makes more sense. Maybe base of fries. Tell me how I did. I think I got a lot of the ingredients. I think I got close.

They're looking. Amelia, yeah, you got a chair. Chonto cheeseburger patty. It doesn't have to be cheeseburger. It can be like a different meat. Yeah, sure. You get protein options. Yeah.

I'm looking for the order of operations here. It's hard. Okay, okay. I think if you've got just the various components, that will be enough. Yeah, that's fine. Oh, is just like loaded fries? It kind of is like loaded fries. Same principle, yeah.

Just kind of everything on top of a plate, everything you might have at a fast food restaurant. According to Wikipedia, a garbage, plate. Mack salad. It says hot dog or hamburger meat. Love that. Hot meat sauce and other, and then it just says other condiments. Oh yeah, Mac salad, home fries. Yeah, home fries, it says.

Yeah, home fries, it says. Was I wrong? Was it more home fries than French fries? Might be more home fries. It could be. It also could be one of those things like, this place makes it with home fries, this place says it's french fries, or maybe you choose your potato. Yeah, yeah. Rogers would know, right? What's that? Rogers would know. He's from that area. He is, yeah. He's Buffalo. He's a Buffalo boy, but still, I think. I think it is Rochester more than anything.

We've never done an upstate New York tour. What are we going to do in upstate New York? Are you going to fucking Rochester? They're fucking mad. First of all, Ithaca, first of all. What kind of venue are going to play in it? You don't want to tour my college town? Yeah, or mine?

You live in the city where my college is and you've never expressed any interest. I've been to UCLA. What were you doing at UCLA? Oh, so. Come on. What do you mean, come on? You went there for a year. I went there for way more than that.

a year. What are you talking about? I knew I was going to get in trouble if I said that. What you're talking about? How long do you go there for? I was there for three years. I won't support the place that didn't graduate you. Wow. College tour? Julian, you went to USC.

Yeah, you know, let's do Doe Boys College Tour. Okay, great. I can't go back to that campus. You went to USC. I did. Yeah, what is the... College Tour, Wigers fucking zooming in from the Van. What's up, college kids, how are you?

The screen slowly comes down. Hey, everybody. There's bars over it. What was the dining hall situation at USC? Oh, dude, freshman year it was the best. We had this place called EVK. If anyone's going to USC, if you go to, what was it called, New North, I believe, was the dormitory. New North.

That's the place where, like, you had everyone who was trying to get into a fraternity. freshman year. It was a fucking mess. Every month, there was a new case of the flu. It was awful. But you could eat

whatever you want at EVK. You could get cereal at night. And that was amazing to me. I love that. You know what? Like the cafeterias at college?

Was it open? It was a cafeteria that was like open to like, I guess like nine. Okay. All right. Yeah, that's pretty good. No, it's pretty good.

Towers had late night. Remember Towers had late night food. It's one of the day of dorms. Yeah. Yeah. I lived in the East Tower. Very cool.

East Tower, Beast Tower. Were you an East Tower person? No, I didn't live in the Tower. East Tower was the non-smoking one, so I think people, which is insane. Yeah, I think I... But I went to college when the, like, West Tower was a smoking tower. Oh, you didn't smoke in your dorm? I mean, like, it was for, like, that point, I think it was, like, you can smoke.

Like, if you're, if you smoke, it was, you know, you're 18 years old, you can smoke cigarettes. They called the non-smoking tower, but earlier was the Virgin Tower. Well, yeah, for me, it was. You know what? I should have lived there all four years. Did you have any... By the way. Yeah.

I'm not... I'm not... I'm going to get in trouble for this. Weigers a very... This just proves you don't need to go to college. You don't got to go to college. It's accreditation. You're not trying to make fun of him.

I don't know why... I actually don't know why you didn't graduate. I got a job. And I was just like, I'll just take this job. And honestly, a college... How do your parents feel about that? I don't think they cared. No?

Yeah, they've always been like, my parents were like, get out of the house at age 18 and then your go for the- Damn right on that one. I don't blame you guys. Get him out of there. They were always very supportive of everything I did. Shoveling your hentai into the furnace. Didn't have a stash of hentai.

My childhood home. That came to the dorm room. I was saying, you're going to take it. All right, sorry. I cut you up. Look, I don't know. I think a food was okay. How is you?

I feel like USC food is got to be better than I think of food. It depends, honestly, where you go. Evie K, I think honestly you get the best treatment you can there. There was another dorm that's all the way across the other side of the campus. But I thought their food was always like, it was fine. It was okay. But like, they had really great pizza. They had chicken tenders.

It was great. They literally had everything you could ever have there, especially the cereal. They had cereal. I can't. I'm sorry. That was the biggest mind-boggling thing that I could just have cereal. I would never be excited for cereal, though I do like a good bowl of frosted flakes.

You ever have cereal at night? You ever have like a dessert cereal? I did. Yeah, that's fine. I would do a dessert. You know what? As an adult, sorry, not as adult. As like a 40-year-old man, I don't do that anymore.

Yeah, but as a kid, I was doing that all the time. Sure, a night-by-night bowl. Yeah, you got to have a night bowl. Great stone snack because you're thirsty and hungry, it takes care of both. I never tried that. I have a couple kinds of night bowls. Yeah, smoke a bowl. Yeah, Emma, we know the night bowls.

Hey, when I was a day, I was having a night pole. I was having a night pole. I bet you were. Certainly was. I smoked some reefer. What? You're talking about Orlando, Florida? Yeah, Orlando.

What? We're on vacation. Maybe. You know, I'll smoke, I will smoke a joint with you. How fun is that? Yeah. This is coming out. Yeah, you got to bleep this so my mom doesn't see it, but I will smoke a job.

I'm kidding. I think she maybe would if she saw me smoking weed. you'd be mad at me, I think, still. She has that perspective on drugs. Interesting. I think she wouldn't like me still smoking. I wonder, I mean, that's just a generational thing, right? Yeah.

Interesting. I'm so, okay, so you like me, you've lived in Southern California your whole life. You're an L.A. County guy like myself. Do you have any local eats? I mean, obviously people think of like Tommy Burger, Fat Burger, you know, in and out burger. But I'm, and it's okay if one of those is your answer. But, I mean, like, is there, is there, are there any places where I'm just like,

this to me is a bite of home. Yeah, I mean, oh, a bite of home. I mean, that's the thing is that a bite of home is like me going home to my parents and they prepare me like a nice homemade dish. Sure, sure, sure. But I will say. But you're bite of your hometown. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, I guess in and out is very cliche. That's what everyone grew up here eating and whatnot. For some reason at my school, they would always get the burgers, but they would, they would refuse to put sauce on it. And I would just get like an in and out burger. And I would just be like, oh, this is okay. I guess because I didn't get anything else with it. You get a dry guy?

Yeah, I got a dry guy before. Would they have, would they, would they, would they have like a, like a spread packet available or something or? If there was one available, I never saw it. That's insane. Now, was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, was it, this was, this was, this was, this was, uh, this was my lower elementary school called Curtis. Your lower elementary school.

Wow, okay. They hated us. Just kidding. I wonder if that was like a weird nutritional guidelines thing. Maybe, maybe, but I will say, oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, you go. No, you go. If you guys want to try something that is local in L.A.,

and I'm going to get in trouble for this, I think. Actually, maybe not. Have you guys heard of Crawfords? Yes. I know Crawfords. I love Crawfords. Best fried chicken you might ever get in Los Angeles. Wow.

Why are you getting in trouble because you're showing it off? Because I, because I like, I, like, every time I like, I asked my friend, my friend Ryan, who was from U.S. He grew up in South Pass, and he took me to Crawfords one time, and I'm like, this is one of the best things ever. he says, yeah, and Stern, don't you dare say a fucking word to anyone. What do you mean? Go put on your Instagram story.

Don't tweet it. Don't put it on TikTok. I don't give a fuck. What's his name? His name's Ryan. Ryan, don't gate keep Crawford. We're going. Wow.

The doughboys are going to eat it out of business. Oh, man, it's great. And it's a bar and you just get like a $4 pint of beer and some mac and cheese. I've been to Crawfords. Yeah. Oh, it's fucking good. Oh, you have. Yes.

It's great. It is great. It's diagonally across from Tommy's. Right, right, right. Have you been? Yeah, back in the day. It's fantastic. It's fantastic.

Yeah, it's cool. I haven't been in forever. You just unlocked. Yeah, that means like, let's go to Crawford. Let's go to Crawford. We're rapping early tonight. I can't fucking go. Mitch could cancel this thing and we can all go to Crawford.

That sounds like a good thing to me. Let's go to Crawford's next week. Let's go to Crawford's next week. Actually, I would go to Crawford's next week. That's fun. I go to Crawford's next week. Let's go. Team outing, we've been going through the gauntlet with Recrufer's next week.

with recording. This is our fourth day of recording. Yeah, when we, when we, we were recording a bunch of episodes in a row because we got to fill up the Frank bank because we're going to be going on tour and we've got some other travel and work planned. The scheduled, it's good for our podcast when we are like eating garbage all the time to have like

an outing where we're, we're eating fried chicken. Right, right. Passion of the Christ too? I mean, Passion of the Christ too. That's very cool. We're going to need a bigger cross is what's the sub title of it. Yeah, we got a lot of stuff going on.

So it's been a lot of, there's been a lot of, of. You're playing Jesus before the cross, right? They put you up there like that. It's a Lord of the Rings thing. They get to Jim Caviesel later. Yeah, no, it's like a Lord of the Rings thing. So, so like it's going to be, I'm going to look much bigger. Right.

And then, yeah, it's, and then the person who's playing thin Jesus is Brandon Fraser from the whale. Oh, that's great. Good for him. I can't wait for the final supper scene. We're going to be eating good. Yeah. This is our crisp because and Crawford's great to it to, you know, unlock a little food memory there.

But the, like, I am, Mitch, we love eating garbage. And I think that's, I think our, you know, we know our produced. You love eating food on plates from garbage. I love eating food. I do likely eating food on plates from garbage, a garbage plate, if you will. And our producers also... That's fucked up. That was a good one. That was pretty good, Mike.

That's messed up. Our producers also love to eat. So we're just like, hey, we're going to have a team out. He's like, let's go fucking get some, like, indulgent food and get drunk. And it's just like, well, this is what we do normally for the podcast plus alcohol. We're just destroying our bodies in it for, but not for content. We'll get into this because this applies specifically to today. Oh, my God.

I mean... This is a whole fucking thing. There may have been an interloper who added some complications. There was definitely an interlober who added some complications. I was going to say this. When he said hometown, when he's saying home eats. Yeah. And you were like, oh, mom and dad, is there a specific thing?

Because for me, baked tatic, my mom makes a bag tattuck. But is there an at-home meal that you're like, I love this at-home meal that I get when I go home every, like whenever I go home. Yeah, I mean, whenever I... Your parents live here, which is a lucky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First off, very lucky, very, very thankful that I get to have that, that I get to have this life. but there was one meal that I grew up and I've had this like every time

every Monday I had a schedule when I was a kid I had a schedule of like food that I wanted because that's how that's what I wanted and so there's this one dish it's lamb chops with garlic salt and Worcester sauce and on the side is just some nice steamed broccoli

and that's like my favorite that's like my favorite home meal and I love that I want to get it every time it sounds good as hell honestly you last Mitch with the steamed broccoli but that does sound great but there's some there's some sauce No, he did it as well.

It's like, it's healthy. Yeah, yeah. I love broccoli. I'm going to eat broccoli all the time. I like broccoli, too. What the hell? What is your, like, like, like, because I, I, would you say broccoli? Do you like, like, like a broccoli?

Do you like, like, like, a broccoli? I do like broccoli, like, I like some charred broccoli. I like, more so than steamed, but if there's some, I like, I like. I like, I like. It's steaming then they pan fry it in some of the sauce. That's fantastic. No, that's what I meant. Okay.

Yeah. That's what I'm like, if you guys, guys. Come on, I'm cool. I'm not being fucking steamed broccoli shit. I didn't like lamb chops growing up, but now as an adult, I would love that. I've been won over to lamb chops. I've not had that reverberation of lamb chops. That sounds delightful.

It's amazing. I make it with my steak. It's great. Wow. That sounds good as hell. Yeah, it's fantastic. Oh, go ahead. You go first.

I was going to just say one other thing. The one other thing, and I'm a little disappointed myself because my friends from USC, they took me out to rest of that I had never heard of before. They took me to Low Boy for a burger, which is like I've never. I've never been to Low Boy and I really want to go to a low boy. Are you guys? Regularly because it's like I live in Echo Park and it delivers really fast and it's, it's, they're great burgers.

Someone told us to have the chef from Low Boy on the podcast. Oh, cool, we should. I think what was it Lamar that was talking about Low Boy? Maybe, yeah. It's a great burger. It's also a cute restaurant to sit in. Is it in, it's in Chinatown? Is that where it is?

No, it's in Echo Park. Oh, it is? Yeah, on. Are you worried by doxing your name? neighborhood in saying where a place that delivers to it quickly that people are going to triangulate your location? Yeah, they're going to triangulate me.

They have. They have. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no. You're safe. You're safe. They did find me at my old place and then they've tried to find me at the old place. No, no dice so far. Lowellin delivers late. That's why I like them. You can get a burger delivered until like one a.m. Or something, which is not a common thing. I'm thinking of the wrong, I'm thinking of, is it Amboy?

Oh, yeah, Amboy. A, yeah. I've never been, I've never been to Amboy. Amboy is the egg slut chef's restaurant. Yes. That's the other restaurant that I had never heard about. And then my friends took me Henry and Ryan, Ryan, the gatekeeper. And they took me to a, they took me to a Dodgers game.

But like, they had me walk through. Like, we went through the metro. We went over through Chinatown. They took me to Amboy. I can't believe I have never, I had never had that. That was the first time two years ago. That was the first time I ever had that in my entire life. It was insane.

It was eye opening. I got to try it. It's like everything on the west side is so, it's pretty sanitized. It kind of sucks. All we got was in and out at McDonald's. I mean, I've lived on the West Side my entire time I've been in, at, in L.A., and partly because my work is there, and Natalie's work is there originally, but I went to UCLA, which is on the West Side. And there's some really great food on the West Side, but it's the working class options keep getting gentrified out of existence. And it's a real bummer, because there used to be places you could get, like, a good cheap meal and had a little.

to have like some amazing they'll have like five the best restaurants. No, they have some amazing restaurants there. There's some great food in Santa Monica and West L.A. Fuck the Bruins. Go Trojans, baby. How dear that. That's what I'm talking about. Mitch, you know how much I care about my alma mater?

Oh no, he's hitting with the L, Mitch. I'm sorry, that was so lame. That was lame. I'm sorry. My dumb character and twisted metal did this and I generally was like which way it is ago? I was playing dumb. But here you go. You got hit with the L, dude.

You got stamped with the L. You just hit your head so hard I heard. I hurt. Yeah, that sounded painful. Oh, fine. The thing is, I forgot what your... That's good. That's good.

I forgot what your impression was. I thought I was really cool up until he just said, he stated the obvious that I was giving him the L, and now I don't feel cool anymore. It was cool. It was. It was cool. You are... By the way, Jillian, you are so... By the way, Jillian, you guys are so...

You guys have a lot of similarities that we'll get into here in a second. But I want to say, but besides the Colombo impression, while you were out of the room, Wags, maybe getting chastised for something. Everything's going great at headgum. When you were out of the room. What's going on out there? Is it the kitchen at cheesecake factory? People are just bustling everywhere. Can't believe how many bodies are flying around.

While you were out of the room. We need a new episode of Factually. Stat. It's happening. Next door. How are you guys still on me here? I ask myself that every week, man. Also, is it the Reddit's fault?

Maybe. Yeah, guys, can't we tell you anything? Don't talk about this stuff. Zip it up or have a code word. From here and all, the code word for a headgum is, uh, uh, it's, uh, what is the Star Wars character's name? A glubbs chido. Glob's chido.

Glop Shito. Glop Shito is now your co-work for headgum. You say glopshito. Can you spell that for me? I'm going to get in the Reddit real quick. G-L-U-P-P-S-H-I-T-T-O-O-O. Were you thinking, we were thinking, you thinking, you're thinking Glupp. I don't know the meme too well, but I think it is Glepschito.

Glepshito. Oh, shit, it's a guy? It's a real person. We didn't know that. Oh, it's a guy. No, it's a meme. It's like, it's a stupid meme that I brought into your show. You're welcome.

I love it. I love knowing this. Oh, it's glupe with a U. Gluck with a U. It can still be code for head gum. Hey, I almost spelled it right. Yeah, you did. The fact that it's a meme, I think, actually helps it

because it makes it even more opaque. Okay, that's what helps the Star Wars or helps? No, helps the head gum subterfuge. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Yeah, it'll be really funny in a meeting when they're like, all of your fans are talking about head gum via glupe shitter. What are you talking about? I think, can't.

The only, the only thing that, They hate as much as Heggum as glup shit of us. We're all laughing. Beep-a-be-be-be-de-be-be-be-be-be-be. We've got to get a new, why won't you date me out on the wire? I don't even know what that would be. A good podcast that exists here. It is.

We love Nicole. I want to say this. We love Mars, too. Super producer Mars. We love a lot of people here. Careful. I love you, Mitch. I love you, too, Wags.

Julia and I love you too. If he says it, he doesn't know you that well. I just met today, but you seem like a lovely man. It feels a little forward to say, I love you to you. I'll take it. Okay, I love you, Julian. I love you, too. And I love you.

And I love you. And I love you. And I love you. Oh, yes. We all love you. Gems the best. No one's more lovable. She did her, Amelia did her

Columbo impression, but while you were getting yelled that, we brought up Michael Jackson I talked about how it seems like a movie that was made in an alternate universe. We're not only just nice to the movie. Don't worry. And then Amelia got up and did a Michael Jackson impression in front of me and Julian. It was awesome.

And absolutely nailed it. That was great. That was awesome. Wait, I mean, now this is another thing we have to do. I mean, it was insane, but go ahead. Do it again. Should I do it there? You should do the exact same thing.

Do what you did. All right, hold on. I get this on camera. It's not good. I will be the judge of that. But just think about me and Julian are, just talking about Michael Jackson the movie or Michael and then

all of a sudden she just comes up and does this out of nowhere. Okay, great. Wow. Wow. That was really good. I was fucking rocked. That was really, really impressive. And so we're talking, we just looked over and she did that fucking shit. The admission he was scared.

What the fuck are you doing? I think you should combine the two talents to do and figure out a Colombo Jackson angle. That's pretty fucking. That's such a good idea. He-he, what's going on here? And just one more question. He-he-he!

That's good. You're on a weird one today. We were walking by the L.A. flea market, and she covered up the fleas and said, don't look, Jimmy. That was another thing that happened. That was really fun. It was a good moment. It was a good moment. Mitch mentioned our similarities.

You also are a PC gamer. Hell yeah. But you definitely off with me. with your rig because I got a 470 TI super but you were you were up in the 50 50 70 series yeah like 5070 TI Wow yeah and I've got 32 gigs of RAM

I can't get any more because it's too expensive well I could get more but I don't want to waste that money RAM is in a premium right now it is the fucking it's it's it's the the AI the fucking data centers are ruining everything even people who are enthusiasts like PC users

like okay now our hardware is more expensive. I thought ram prices were going to come down. That's why I voted for him in the first place. I know. Sorry, Mitch. Yeah, sucks. It sucks. I know. It sucks. It sucks. It sucks. Yeah, it sucks. Sucks. Mitch is a single issue voter. Ram prices. If you want to win me over in the next election, get the ramp prices down.

My vote's going to whoever gets the ram prices down. We're going to lower the ramp prices. They're going to be lower than ever. He's running a third time. What do we, a fourth time, sorry. Yeah, he is running a fourth time. Yeah.

You know, is there a thing with ramp prices that it's like, like you were saying, data centers, but remember there was like that, remember that there was car chips and cars, is like,

what's happening right now? My understanding is, is an unobtainum situation right now? It's kind of like unobtainium. Okay. Do you know what I'm taking it? It's from Avatar. It's the,

oh, yeah. It's the precious resource. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think it's kind of before they realized that the, you know, the,

Kuhn have a resource even more valuable. That's right. Yeah. But it involves harvesting these noble creatures. Their oil glands are, right? Yes. And stops all human aging. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Anyway. Would you take the Toulcoon or would you be like, I can't take the Toulcun oil?

And stop all human aging? Yeah. I wish I had some of that. Is that Trump? Oh, yes, Trump. That was a really good Trump. That was really, really good. I thought that they were getting more into that

in the third one. Maybe that's one of the like I thought it would be like we'd see a little bit more about that. The third one's a little scatter shot but it does have Varang and that's all I need. The Ashnavi. The third one was just repeated of the second one. That was kind of part of the issue. That was kind of a part of the C battle was a little bit of just a second beat. But I had fun

and I love I love Varang Una Chaplin, one of the great villainous in cinema. She was she, we love we loved Una. Are you not are you not an avatar fan? Oh, no, I'm a huge. I love Avatar. The thing is that my friend and I, Ryan again,

we did everything together. We were roommates. Oh, I was a roommate. Okay, okay. Yeah, it was a roommate. At USC. At USC. Fight on.

Fight on. Why don't you say your slogan? Yeah, say your slogan. Say it. There's trouble brewing? There's trouble brewing? Because we're at the Bruins. That's not what it is.

I don't know. Do we have a slogan? Yeah, yeah, I'm sure you do. Let's see if we have, there's a UCLA slogan. I kind of like there's trouble brewing. Let there be light? That's the motto? Is let there be light?

It's a Christian school. It's a public Christian university. Oh, let whoever earns the palm bear it. What the fuck? That's fucking wild. USC. Oh, that's true. No, we're looking for UCLA.

And also, it's fight on. Is there, they're... We have the best catchphrase. Wait, wait, what's that? No, fight on. We have to fight on. Oh, yeah, that's cool as hell. Wait, is that a catchphrase?

What's the code? Go bombers, I think is what it's. slogan. I don't know if it was just go bombers or if that's just, no one cared. What are we? I like There's Trouble Bruin. Yeah, all right. I think that's good.

Maybe we can canonize a new one. There's trouble brewing. I wrote the lyrics for a new theme song for my elementary school. I like, there was like a contest to write the new school song, and I won in fifth grade, and I have no idea of it. whatever became canon, but they were like, they were like, we like this one. There you go. I like that, the idea that they're still singing this Wager song in your elementary school.

That's great. I hope they did. I hope it has changed. Or do you think it's a thing of like, you left and they're, all right, time to switch it up. I doubt it ever got implemented. Sure. Because the logistics of teaching a bunch of kids a bespoke song seems impossible. What are the lyrics to it?

I have a crush on the pink ranger or something like that. All right. Well, you probably did. I was a yellow ranger guy. Okay, hey. Rest in peace, Trini. I loved all the Rangers. The Power Rangers.

I know. You got. I thought that that was maybe an old reference, and now I've gotten that that is just better. The Power Rangers are evergreen. It's a forever property. A forever IP, if you will. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I believe it was, it was, it was, look at us, look at us, look at us, right of the school, look at us.

Look at us. Look at us. Pretty good. I mean, it's not bad I prefer to There's Trouble Bruin Actually, trouble Bruin's pretty good too Look, here's the thing

I'm a writer for a reason You're a writer? I'm just kidding I'm just kidding I'm sorry I said Now you were talking Okay, you were talking USC

Yeah You met your lovely partner there Oh yeah my girlfriend Your girlfriend Oh yeah yeah Well actually she went to the same school We never ran into it further This was a circuitous route

I actually have a similar history with my wife, my lovely wife, because we went to the same high school, but we did not, we're not friends, did not date, and then reconnected years later. You do not know this. You didn't know this bit of lore. Wow, that's the first I'm hearing of this. Yeah, no, yeah. We have a shared history, shared group of friends. They're like mutual friends that we were both, but we just, the two of us never really directly interacted. She never would a day your dorkass in high school.

Not a chance. Yeah, it's possibly true. Yeah, probably true. I don't know. But you found your way to each other. And you guys, you have that in common as well. Yeah. Hell yeah.

Yeah. But yours was, you were telling us the story. I'm not sure you want to recall it here, but it was kind of like, it was basically, I mean, you can tell your version of it. Well, basically, we went to the USC together, but she was in animation. I was in production. And we never ran into each other, even though we're, like, on the same campus. And if you ever been to USC's, like, School of Cinematic Arts, it's a pretty small area of the campus. but we graduated.

It was during the pandemic. I graduated one year before her in 2021. And, you know, you graduated from film school. It's like, cool, let's start making movies, but we can't because everyone is afraid of getting sick. So make an animation. And so I made an animation. I hired some animators, all from USC.

And it turns out one of them was Tegan, but I didn't know because we're using Discord. And she had a different username, TIGI. And so I go, I'm on Hinge, and then I find this person named Teigen, and she's absolutely lovely. She loves Hell Divers, and I love Hell Divers. And you love Hell Divers.

And you like Hell Divers? We should all have a date. Natalie just RSVP, no. I'll come as your date. Okay, yeah, Mitch, you should come. Have you played Hell Divers too? No. I think you'd like it.

It's fun. Oh, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. Yeah. Gaborst loves it, doesn't he? Gaborst does it like it. Yeah. It's a really, really well-designing game. But sorry, finish your hat to go.

Oh, no, yeah, yeah. But basically, we met on Hinge. And when we met on Hinge, I was like, oh, this person's really cool. She's really, really, really. I love her a lot. I would say I love her a lot. Yeah, sure. I'm Hinge as out.

Just being like, whoa. But I was just like, no, she's really cool. Oh, actually, remember, I have a shot that I have to give to one of my animators. Oh, what was their name? Oh, yeah, Tiggy. What are the odds that? Tiggy is just a nickname for Tegan. And I went on to their profile, and there's no picture of her, by the way.

It's like a cartoon character because every animator has like a cartoon character They're their profile pair. Their avatar. Their avatar, exactly. Yeah. And then was that reference to Avatar the movie? No, but I thought it was fun. I thought it was a fun connection.

No, it's cool. It's cool. Yeah. Anyway, so then we, I kind of have to, I kind of came to the realization that I'm like, oh, I'm dating someone that I've hired to animate my film. And I don't know if they know, but we're going to get coffee in a week. and I don't know if I should like let them know beforehand or if I should just wait and see what happens. So I waited and see what happens.

And it was lovely. Our first date at this coffee shop, it was Jones on third. And it lasted for, you know Jones. Oh, of course. It's great. And it lasted for three hours and an hour and a half the way through. I was like, hey, so I think we actually worked on a project together. And she's like, yeah.

And I'm like, how long did it take you to figure it out? And she's like, I figured out a week ago. And I was like, yeah, I figured out like four days. days ago. And she didn't know either, so it was kind of cool. That's sweet as hell. It's so sweet. Also, they both had the same dilemma of like, when do I disclose this? Right. That's why I made the joke about dating employees. Get off my back. Oh, no, I'm saying that was a part of the joke. I'm yelling at our listeners and viewers right now. I get you. I get you. I was just funny. You know, I got something to tell you. This guy, Chris Iirdell, who I knew from Quincy Wags, but he's

He's at USC, and he's in a grad school here. It's, I like it. I think he's in grad school for, and he, and he's, uh, he, I think he's in grad school for, and you said, I like it, because I just said his name. Ierdale. I thought you were saying, I thought you said, Ieredo. I was like, no, you've done too many records this where you're hearing dough left and right, my man. Yeah. We got to get you, we got to put you down. Right. Uh, I don't mean to sleep. I mean, just, we got to get you, we got to get, you got, you got, you need some time off. You know what? Let me, I'll let me run to the bathroom real quick. I'll,

I'll be right back. Okay. Hey, sorry, everyone, can you keep it down in here? I know everyone's busy. Please keep it down. I go to the rest of it real quick. Thanks so much. It's loud out there. Emma, can you add a crowd of noise?

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Oh, man. We could hear it wise. When you open the door, we could actually hear the hustle and bustle. The bustle was just crazy. I bet that I felt a gust of wind come in. We're adding in and in post. So Chris Iredale,

who has a connection through Quincy, he's at USC, and he's doing his grad school down there. Chris Iredo? And he's making a video game called Lucky Duckies. Wow, that's so cool. And it's going to be on Steam

and I did some voices for it. So I just want to give a plug to that. Can people wishlist it now? Is it already there? Yeah, probably. See if it's on the Steam store because if people can wish list it, that's a great way

for a game to get featured. Yeah, I think it is. Hold on a second. It's like a fun, it was a very fun, cute game. Lucky Ducky Ducks. I think you can't. Lucky Duggies, wishlisted on Steam,

and is it in early access? Yeah, you can add to your wish list. Oh, add your wish list. There you go. All right, great. That's awesome. Do it. I'll do that myself.

Yeah, I did some voices for us. But anyway. That's awesome. You should do more video games. I would love to do a video game. I would love that. Why did they do a twisted metal game? I don't know, but you know what?

Sadly, I'm out of there now. I wish that I would have been a blast. Diablo 3 thanked the Dobos. He gave us a little shoutout, one of the team members. That was very nice. Thank you, guys, for that shoutout. Only my best video game credit. You were asking this of what he does.

Well, let's say this. You guys have a lot in common. I was noticing on this walk over there, including video games. But I also am a gamer. I like to game. And maybe I think Clark shoes, if those are Clarks. I do like my Clarks. You would honestly know better than me.

Viewers, tell me what is this. There is a guy on YouTube. There is a guy who will tell us that on YouTube. Okay, Jay. It says Vince. Oh, maybe they're not Clark. Oh, it actually says Vince on the bottom. Okay, they might be Vince's.

That's what. They look nice. They look very nice. And they look like Clarks. Hey, similar shoes still work. Similar shoes. But you guys are both gamers. Here's a question for you.

Your go-to gaming snack. You got one? A gaming snack. I can answer. And we got into this a little bit when we had Heather and Matt on. Yeah, gaming grub. We always talk gaming grub. I'm a big using chopsticks to get some sort of crunchy snack because then I'm not going to worry about my mouse or my controller or my keyboard getting any schmutz on it.

You know, like I can even eat Cheetos and it's no problem. So that's definitely one move for me. But another thing I will do is I will just step away from the PC or step away from the PlayStation and just like eat a banana real quick, you know. What was that? Sorry, I don't know why I did that, yeah. Can you do it again? I'll just get a force feed a banana.

Whoa. Yeah. I know this is not typical. Or like a piece of fruit. I'll just go like eat something real quick. Sure. Like over the trash can and then come back and keep playing. This is kind of like out of the norm.

Well, it doesn't make a mess of me over the trash game. No, no, I love it. I'm just picturing your lovely wife, seeing you gaming intensely, not talking to her, then going over the trash and eating fucking fruit and going back to the fucking console. in a table and the tablecloth. Proper silverware eating a proper meal. With candle, the candle is down. It's like, oh, it's almost spurned out.

A cold steak dinner by where Wager's spot is. Her yoga teacher shows up. Oh, hey, Abelier. You just enjoy your dinner. This is kind of, I know this is not unusual, but when I'm gaming, I usually do a French dip sandwich. That's usually what I got here. That's pretty good.

That's a good one. An L.A. L.A. original. I was about to say, yeah, the French Diff sandwich is like in downtown, right? Oh, I love the French Diff. Felips and Coles. Yes. Those are great.

Yeah. Like, Coles is closed, right? Is that from probably shuttered now? It's a bummer because Coles had such a great. Coles was kind of like, not exactly at Crawfords, but kind of an atmosphere was like it was a bar that had the French dips. And that was a really fun vibe. You get a craft cocktail.

I love, I'm so sad. Like a sandwich from the 1920s. Another loss is great thing. I know what a bummer. Gumies usually. I do, for real. I don't really do. I don't really do French dip sandwiches.

I do gummies. I'll do something like that. Something that doesn't get that doesn't have to get on your fingers. You can get a little sticky fingers from gummies, but not normal. You're fine. I don't want to break too much juice here.

I maybe turn in a corner on gummy. I know I've said that gummy ain't yummy. You have been enjoying the gummies we've tasted. I've been enjoying some gummies recently. So maybe my palate is adjusting. I don't know. I'm not saying we should do a Patreon episode fully about gummy. to see exactly where I stand,

but I'm saying it's a thing I'd be open to. Wait, Wags, you just started GLP1s. Are you sure you're not taking Gummy Liker Person? Dash 1? Fuck. Gummy lover. Gummy lover person? I did.

You just started the GLP 1. No, I did get my subscription through Gummytummy.combe. So that's probably, you probably are gummy lover person ones. The number one gummy lover person. Not bad for some improv, folks. Gummy liker person? I should have been Gummy lover.

Thank you for the punch-up. Are you an improviser as well? You're an actor. I've done some groundlings. I've done some groundlings. Wow, there you go. That's the good one. We did UCB.

No, UCB's good, too. I know a lot of friends have done UCB. Yeah. A lot of very talented people came out of UCB. I went over to Groundling's very late. Me and Hanford went over there, and we were going to like, and you know, at the time, we should have. There are more people, a lot of people.

The night shift. The, the, the horn just went out. The whistle. The whistle just blew. Yeah, the mind's switched on. Yeah, there's, yeah, there's the night shift is coming in. Whole new staff coming in with the hard hats and lunch boxes. Thanks for your service guys. They keep this whole thing running. Yep.

This guy is an actor. He was pretty good. What? He was waving at it. Yeah, no. I'm sorry. I want to do you. Did you look? Like, not ironically? Yeah.

Oh, I looked. I was acting. Right, of course, because there was a guy out there. Well, we've been seeing stuff, too. We won't get it to that now. It's your fourth day of, like, podcasts straight through. I don't know how the hell you guys are, like, still awake. Our brains are, our brains are not working.

I think the quality of the episode is a reflection of that. You get to help. I like the loopy episode. We're having fun. The loopy episodes are fun. Sorry, so you've done some stuff at growlings. You're a gamer. You guys got to bond on gaming here.

So here's the thing. We were having some discussion. And Hell Divers 2, a game I really enjoy, I ultimately bounced off of, but I had a great time when I was playing it. I'm more of a single player guy. For me, like gaming is like reading. It's kind of a solitary experience. And so, like, I like games like, you know, Eldon Ring, like Balders Gate 3, you know, like Mitch back in the day, like the, like, you know, Zelda Ocarine of Time. These like meaty single player adventures, Super Metroid.

And so, and also like, I like platformers in particular. I love like a classic platformer, like a, like a Super Mario Galaxy mold. But I also like a, what's going on? Did she text you a joke? Okay. But I also like like a precision platformer, like a super meat boy or a Celeste. So that's my stuff. Those are my taste.

All right. Julian like, I know. We like multiplayer games. Yeah, we were, and I was making funny that. I was like, yeah, of course he's a solo gamer. I just got to get this out quickly. Yeah. Some material to discuss, colon, glup shito has gLP in it.

That's a great observation. Thank you. The glup and glup shittio is gLP. It's a glp. Glup shito. Glop shito. Wow. That's our glp shito.

GLP shitto is a different, it's an original creation. She's hiding her head. I loved it. It's good. It's good. Just one more question. You said you were on GLP ones. It's just related to this grub, shit-o? So Columbo is in this Star Wars spin-off.

Yes, that's what it's been missing the whole time. It's like how Andor is really like a prestige British espionage drama. But with the Star Wars rapping. I was still, people got mad at me that I haven't watched Andor. I haven't watched it yet either. I really enjoyed it. Maybe that will turn us on that shitty little grogoo. Well, Grogu's not an Andor.

I know. I'm just saying maybe our hearts will grow and will like Grogo. I think if anything, Andor will make you more frustrated at what the Mandalorian is. Because it's quality level is. It's just like, it's like just really well-made science fiction television. I've just heard it's like a masterpiece of a miniseries. Yeah, I really enjoyed it. I mean, it's really impressive.

I don't think you need to like Star Wars to like it. So you're a multiplayer guy. I am also like Wags. I made fun of you for being a single player guy, but I too am a single player person. You just finished Resident Evil Requiem recently. I loved it. Nice, we stream that.

It was fun. Oh, did you? Yeah, you're stream games. Yeah, yeah, we stream games. Me and my girlfriend, we stream on Twitch. It's a lot of fun. Wow. I love it.

Check them out. Got one girlfriend. We'll plug it in the end. It doesn't matter. Okay, great, great. But you're always doing multiplayer games more so. Usually I'm playing multiplayer games because ever since the pandemic, my friends, Luke and Griffin

that I've known since high school, we spent days on Apex Legends when it first came out. Dear God, if for anyone out there who's thinking about trying Apex, don't. Just don't. Just do something else with your life

for the love of God. Do anything else. See, this is my issue with gaming. He talks about Baldur's Gate and how much time it took up of his life. Time will spend. The thing is with Baldur's Gate, you can accomplish.

something. In Apex Legends, you get curb stomped every time you load up the game. Is it just people that good? Because there are people who literally don't leave their house and they're there and they're just, they're not, they don't do anything but play the game. Does it the skill-based matchmaking is a little bit, a little bit broken. No, it's okay. As a boy, the

idea of like, as a little kid when I had Nintendo 64, Nick and I, I think, both bought Nintendo 64 the week it came out. Yeah. Well, I may not have been the week of because I was like searching around trying to find one, but I got one very early on. But the idea of like, oh man, I could like play Mario Car 64 against like my friend at their house. Right. Like that idea is so fun to me. And now in when you actually, when you see it actually when you see it come to fruition, you're like, I don't, I personally don't like it anymore. I just get myself, I get destroyed. I'm not good enough. I'm not a good enough gamer. I'm now 40 years old. Yes. And if I play Mario Card Online, I'm like, this just, I'm not having fun.

I have bad aim. I have, like, a tremor. And so, like, it's not, like, even with a mouse, I'm not, like, super precise. And then also, and also I'm just, like, the games I like to play are usually more tactical anyway, a little bit more methodical. And so, I don't know, I like playing, like, hearthstone online. I was having fun with that. But that's, like, a single player card game. You know what I mean?

Like, like, these team-based ones, I think, feel like are all things like Fortnite. where it's just you get a squad together and you got to coordinate and everything. It's just not really my thing. But I do like chatting with everybody. It's fun to chop it up. It's fun chatting with people on an online game. Oh, yeah, I'll chop it up with everyone.

I'm with Julia here. Wait, hold on. What is your experience? You're telling me your experience has been positive. I would say whatever my experience is, it ends up being positive because I find I just sort of like roll with it. No one's ever called you a slur.

No, I absolutely have, but then I just yes and. You know what? That's a great attitude. We're improv guys. That's actually a great, I don't know why I, that's actually a great attitude to have. I would like,

I remember specifically once I was playing maybe Team Fortress online. And I was just like, I was like, it was some game, it was an FPS, it was a team FPS and I was, I was crouching a bunch and this guy was getting frustrated with me. And he typed,

are you trying to suck my dick, slur? And I just replied, yes. He's like, what the, fuck. And I was just like, I want to suck you off, you know?

No, people are disarmed by that. So now I get why you're like doing this stuff. I get it now. This guy, this guy, he gets it. He gets it. He gets it. Yeah, but I, here's the thing. But yes, people are assholes and I don't like being, I don't like all the bad

manner stuff that happens. It's okay. One time I was playing Overwatch and someone threatened to docks me because I was doing so bad. That, that sucks. It's like, it's just too chaotic. That's, that, like, you were mentioned land parties. that seems fun.

I will also say, like, I've had things like when I was trying to learn to play mobas, and I was just like, that's a notoriously competitive genre, and it's team-based, and if you're fucking things up,

you're fucking things up for the whole team. So I had times when people were like, what are you doing? And I was like, man, it just made me feel dumb. There's actually, like, a photo that my friend's photoshopped of me, and it's over a thumbnail

that said the only Nazi Hitler was afraid of, and it's just my name. Julian Stern, worse than Hitler? Whenever I fuck up a match, they just put that in the... That's extreme.

That's over the top. That's over the top. I like it. It's insane. But the thing is, is that I actually, I also loved, like during the pandemic

when I was doing nothing, I was playing the shit out of Dark Souls and Eldon Ring. I replayed BloodBorn and I got into Mario Odyssey. It was great. Those games are just fun.

BloodBorn is the one from Soft game. I never, ever played, partly because it's stuck on P, I'd stuck on PS4. I should just, I should just play it on my PS5 and just finally do it. But I did play Sekiro. It's a good one. I love Sekiro.

And that was like one of the most satisfying games to finish because it's just so, so challenging. Here's one thing that, Julian, you didn't agree with us on. We were shit talking Neapolitan pizza. Oh, yeah. Because we walked by Pizza Ana. I'm not shit talking it. I'm just not particularly enthused by Neapolitan.

Amelia, you're Italian. Pizza? What do you think? Um, I don't know. I just think it's such a specific style. I like a New York style pizza better. Neapolitan's like super, super, super thin, like wood-fired pizza. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Amelia, your opinion is you don't know what it is. I like this type of pizza.

Okay, all right. You know what? I'm going to start asking for your Italian credentials because you thought chicken Marcella was an Indian dish yesterday. And also, well, when I think Neapolitan, I think of the ice cream. Sure, me too. And I said, I don't love the strawberry vanilla and chocolate. I don't love the ice cream.

I never really tried Neapolitan ice cream. Oh, yeah. Neapolitan pizza. It's great. There's so much flavor and, yeah, the dough. It's very thin. You're not going to somewhere like dominoes. I haven't, I don't know.

The last time, I don't know, I've been there. I've been there forever, but it's like, there's just so much. There's just so much dough. And there's like, sometimes it's like, you know, I'm getting more dough than cheese or tomato sauce. They bounce it out. Now, this plays into today, of course. But, well, let's say, let's,

Let's talk about, are you a big, it seems like you at least are thinking about one to eat healthy. You were trying to be good today. We went to, we did a healthy chain today, quote, quote, quote, why. This was a part of the calculus. We went to Moveda Juice Bar. It was founded in 2015 by Raul Rodriguez and Jorge Campos. There are currently 20 locations, I'm sorry, 29 locations in California and 19 locations in Arizona, Nevada, Florida, and Texas. So, you know, this is something of a regional chain in the West, an American Southwest.

West. Mo Vita means more life. So there you go. And apparently this part of the way this comes from is one of the founders' children had a childhood cancer diagnosis, so it led to them eating healthier habits and the child is now cancer survivor, which is a nice story. But it's a, it's one of these up-and-coming juice chains that I'd never had before. And there's a bunch of juice chains in the Southland. Like that's just like a thing that's like omnipresent. There's so many people with their different, different takes on it. Also, if you're including like Boba places in that, in that calculus,

milk tea places, like there's so many, like, just specialty beverage places. But this one was new to me. Not how have I, not only have I never been here, I've never even heard of it. Well, so there's a Moveda right by us, which is where we walk to today. Yeah. And I always assumed it was just an individual location

until Amelia investigated and said, like, no, it's a chain. I was like, oh, fuck, well, we can cover it. And I mean, where were you on Movita? Have you had it before? No, I don't think so. This is my first time there. Had you been, like, where are you with juices and smoothies in general? You know what? Throw assailles in the mix. Yeah, of course. Oh, no. I mean, like, well, here's a thing. One time, last time I think I ever had something like this, I was sick with COVID. I keep bringing back COVID and pandemic. Sorry. Yeah. But anyways.

Last time I had that someone ordered it for me and I ate and I had the smoothie. And I don't think I ate anything beforehand. I had the worst stomachache of my entire life. I couldn't do anything else. Yeah. Anything else. Did not have that experience with. Not today. Not today. Okay. By the way, that was Movedos? Is that how you say it? Movita. Movita. But like, let me tell you something. It was good.

I thought it was really good. At least what I ordered, but I thought it was great. I went in there with no expectations. And I will first off say the servers were. Angels. Fantastic. There were two people working there. They were like completely like unfazed by our large order. A gigantic order.

A gigantic order. And they just like, yeah, sure. Our order is cranking it out. Our order is $130. That's a lot of money to spend on juice. It's a lot of juice. But we tried a bunch of different things. We did have a mystery, we had a mystery guest with us.

There was a mystery guest who showed up and complicated things, as we'll get to. We started with the ginger shot. We all had ginger shots. Which was fun. We all did a shot. They gave it to your proper shot glass. How fun is that? It was a little pineapple chaser.

The pineapple chaser was fun. I stole it. It was fun. It was cute. It was a lot of good. You did spill. I saw this happening. But I drank almost all of it.

You're, I don't know, from gaming past. I don't know. Like guys get shakes from the war and you got yours from fucking Gannendorf, I guess. I don't know where your shake came from. I think it's a head gum PTSD. It's like a war zone out there. Bodies flying everywhere. Calm down.

It's just a podcast network. They're treating life and death. God bless them for it. So that's where your shake comes. We might have to get you to new studio at some point. Mitch. Sorry. Don't even think about something like that.

Don't you dare speak that into this world. Hey, headgum, Julian here. I don't know. I jump in today. I don't know what's happening. But like, if you ever need another podcast or anything, you know, not that anything's happening. I'm just saying.

Hi, I'm here. My name's Julian Stern. Actor, writer, director. Ada for hire. Do Boys with Julian Stern at Hegham takes off He got the name Do Boys? I guess we sold him the name. Why do we do that?

First of all, I want to say this. I didn't say what I thought about Neapolitan pizza. Oh, yeah. I think I like other kinds of pizza better, but I'm not complaining. I'm not complaining about it. I'm just something like this. Our mystery guest was kind of thumbs downing it. Can I just ask though, what's your guys' favorite type of thing?

of pizza. Like, what's the thing that you go for? Like, New York style? Yeah, New York style. I think honestly, like a New York style. Like, for me, the, honestly, the platonic ideal of a cheese pizza, I'm not just pandered to you, Mitch, is a slice from Regina Pizzeria in Boston. Just just a wonderful... Hey, I love you, too. Perfect. Oh, buddy. I love you, of course. I love you. Julian, I love you. Julian, I love you. Julian, I love you. I love you. Jimmy, I love you. Jimmy, I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. Amelia's leaving.

The door is... I just have to go to the bathroom. Oh, wow. Keep it, close the door. It's so loud out there. There's no chance any of the microphone was picked out on. I hope that you could kind of hear it. I'm going to the bathroom.

Neobald is not my favorite. But look, we're talking about juice. You were shaking the... We're talking about... Yeah, yeah. We've recorded four days this week. We ate... We ate shit yesterday.

shit the day before. We're not trying to... We're eating healthy. We can clean today. It's nice to have that little bit of a respite from our usually rotten diets. And should we talk about the food? I mean, we did get some food from there. We get the avocado toast with sliced egg, the peanut butter toast, which has strawberries, bananas, a fruit puree drizzle, and a strawberry, and then a almond butter toast, which is the same thing just with a nutella drizzle. I thought the almond butter toast was yummy. I had a nice time with it. And honestly... You know what? I think those were like, I think those were the highlights. The toasts were maybe the highlights. The toasts were great. I was like they were a little bit dainty. They were they were they were, they almost felt like uncar plet was back there, you know,

making the savory dishes serving up a one quarter portion. That's kind of what I felt like when I was eating it. Back to work, glup shito. Um, um, um, um, our, one of our favorite characters. How do you feel about uncar plut from us, episode seven? He's the guy who says one quarter portion and that's mine. He's that guy. He's that guy. He does both of those. I'm so sorry. I completely, I kind of took episode seven and kind of shoved it out of my head for a little bit. That's reasonable.

No, no, no, no. Not by the way. I met JJ Abrams. JJ, if you're watching, you know, I don't have anything against you. Hey, JJ. I don't. I do. This is in Carplett.

You'll recognize him. He's the guy who Ray works for. Oh, my God. He was in act one. And then that was it. I think he's a act one. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh. I love Simon Peg. Yeah, Simon Pegg's great. Man, he's still getting the Mission Impossible. Yeah, I know. Man, I want another Mission Impossible bad. I think it'll happen, but I think the team might be, like, reconfigured a little bit. Yeah.

I was really hoping, sorry, we should get back to the show, but I was really hoping in Final Reckoning, we'd see a little bit more of like, hey, here's some of the team. Oh, Amelia's back. That's what you were hearing. Oh, man. A busy office out there. Yeah. Oh, that was the, oh, I get it.

Why don't we say rhubar, we could have done anything. it. Why did we go? We did a... I mean, why were they saying that? I don't know where they're saying that. I think they're just all so frazzled. They're just, you know... They're doing their vocal warm-ups

where they, you know, shoot another episode. Whoa. It's going crazy out there. It's wild. Yeah, shit. It is going crazy out there. Wow. Do you see it out there while?

It's going crazy. Yeah, it's going crazy out there. Do I need to close these curtains? I think we're all the curtains. It's why we got the curtains because it just all the hubbub was just such an eye draw. It's nice to see. like this kind of work community

like really working together putting in the hustle it's nice I like it a lot it's also good to know that if you tell Wig or something in confidence he will stick by it and he will do it that's a good improv idea yeah yeah yeah he's a he's a per

if she's like hey you know hey say this on the episode or don't say this you're going to do that no matter what that's right of course I'm a team player like everyone out there burning the midnight oil look

I think there's no were great. The toast were good. The avocado toast was surprising. The toast were, I'm going to say this, the toasts were highlighted. Yeah. And I always say the avocado toast. Like, I'd normally want like a, I'm not sure where you are on avocado toast. Well, I used to be able to eat it. And then

recently, I discovered I am allergic to avocados. That's right. That's right. You have an avocado allergy and you have another allergy this little distinct. Yeah, raw apples. Raw apples. Can't have raw apples. You and, and. Ray Romano. Ray Romano. I don't know if that's in secret, but like, yeah, Ray, yeah, neither of us.

can have raw apples. I don't know if that was like a big thing that I just revealed about Ray. Sorry, Ray. Make it into a pie, you're fine? Perfectly fine. What about a juice? It depends. How fast... Has we pasteurized, maybe? Maybe. And honestly, it's like... I'll tell you this. I had homemade applesau one time at my friend's

Hanukkah party when I was a kid. And 10 minutes later, I had hives. Oh, my God. I don't know. I don't know. It just has to be cooked. Whatever's there, it just has to be burnt and killed. Wow. Yeah. That's wow. Poor you and poor Ray Romano

can't bite into a fresh apple. And my girlfriend Tegan, she said, Julian, can you go to the store and get me some apples? And I was like, are you fucking kidding me? Really? Wow. You said you told us because I do this to Wagsol's time. You want a bite of the peanut butter red and you said that your mom will also be like, here's an apple.

Yeah, no, yeah, no. On multiple occasions, even when we went to Hawaii recently, we were in the plane and she was like, oh, Julian, I have some apples sauce. Here, you want a snack? And I'm like, yeah, mom, I'll take that. Thank you very much. She, like, yanked it back and just realizing, I have a picture of her just looking traumatized on the plane, thinking to herself, why have I tried to poison my son again? Where did you, where in Hawaii?

I went for the first time this last year. Really? Where did you go? I went to Maui and Oahu. Nice. Yeah, yeah, I loved it. I loved it. It's so good. It was so nice.

Yeah. You haven't been since childhood, right? I got taken when I was a very young boy, and I don't really really. remember it, except my grandpa crashed a car into a tree. Oh, my God. What? What? He was fine. He just told him it. It was just very funny that he, like, immediately told him a rental car. And he's like, do you buy the insurance? Like, yeah, I was like, right, well,

let's why you buy the insurance. How old were? It went to like a palm tree? Oh, obviously, into a palm tree, yeah. Wow. Very Hawaiian accident. Never green. I'm sorry, I was bad. Were you in the car? What's, no, I was. I think, I think he was just with my grandma or alone. Oh. Yeah. Maybe they were fooling around while they were driving. Who knows? It's possible when my grandma and grandpa were getting a little freaky while they were driving.

Let's just say, and who knows? We're alone from the, where the grandkids are at the beach. I'm gonna cocoa nut. I'll cut all that out. You can't, no. Okay, so. We'll take this for a spin that'll take you for a spin. Oh, God.

That's my grandma, Mitch. I can't believe you to say that. I'm about to erupt. Here comes the Kalua. Julian, we're sorry. No, I'm trying to think of one, but I can't. No, it's good. You're a good person.

Cut all that. I'm about to Lilo and bust. Lilo and bust? I'm Lilo and stiff. Lilo's stiff is great. See, you guys aren't the only ones who do the punch-ups back there. You don't have to think of a dirty... You don't have to think of one.

Lace, Lace, Lays. What? What does Dad have to do with sex? Come on, Mike. Oh, that was good. Yeah, you know, that's what I do. The avocado said, like, it was, you know, I would normally want, like, a over-easy egg on it, you know, I mean, but it adds, like, a sliced hard-boiled egg. And you know what?

It got the job done. It was, like, a good-quality egg. That ball somat. was maybe doing a lot of work there, but, you know. Also, we can talk about, like, yes, they were kind of modest portions, but each of these was like five bucks. So it's not like...

Oh, so that wasn't that bad for price. Okay. Oh, it was totally reasonable. $5 per toast? $4.49. All right, that changes everything. That's crazy. I thought it was going to be like 12 those.

That's what it seems like. That's what it seems like. So it actually was a decent value for what you got. We got the bowls. We got the Mr. Bowl. We got the strawberry banana. Or no, was the Mr. Bowl the only bowl we got? Yeah.

I think it was, yeah. I said, hold the apples. Are you making fun of me? Are you making fun of? No. Wow. Wow. Julian, no.

I'll show you right now. This is where he throws Amelia under the bus. What? Do the Ray Romano impression again. Are you going to do a Ray Romano impression? That's what it was. Hold the apples. There we go.

That was... Holy apple. Your favorite model and your Kermit are very close. They are very similar. The Mr. Bowl is assaye topped with strawberry banana, blueberry, granola, almond butter, almonds, chia seeds, and protein. I thought it was pretty yummy. I mean, like, if I had that as a meal, I think that would be a totally serviceable... Better than serviceable bowl.

It's not a pliable. No. But this place is also not a bowl-forward place. There's a juice and smoothie place that has. has bowls. It's not bowl for it at all. I was happy with it. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I like, those, like I said, those are the highlights of, of the meal for me. So you think the, for you, it was like the food side was working for you and the juice side you were less excited. No, I want to say that I was less excited about it. I had, I had a strawberry banana smoothie.

I'm just going to get into it. Strawberry banana smoothie. I got the Mucroo Mango smoothie. Which one did you get, Julie? I got the banana peanut. The peanut butter banana one. Yeah. And these come, the, what they use, is monk fruit for sweetener or you can sub it in for agave, which gives you a little bit more calories. I don't mind the monk fruit. Emma, you're not a big monk fruit person. I'm not a huge fan of monk fruit. I tried, Mitch and I got the same smoothie except I did agave and you did monk fruit. I also added collagen to mine. I, I tasted mine again after, because you said yours tastes like bubble gum. Yeah. And I tried your taste of mine yours. Your tastes more like bubble gum, but I tried mine again

after drinking yours and I actually thought it tasted less like bubble gum. Oh, okay, interesting. So I don't know if the bubble gum taste had just. They both kind of tasted like bubble gum now. They both did kind of taste like bubble gum. I don't know if that's the monk fruit or what the deal with. The monk fruit I find, like, if I have like a soda thing that's sweetened with monk fruit, it leaves a weird aftertaste in my mouth that I don't like, so I just tend to avoid it. And I love agave.

In all fairness, you both had your cheeks full of a big league chew. That is true. You were just blowing bubbles in between each step. I got a game later. Yeah. And also, it's that sort of thing of like, I think you can do know monk fruit. I think you can. That's what I did.

That's what I did. That's what I should have done. Yeah, I'm like my favorite that I, and I tried yours and yours was pretty good. Really good. And also, Julian, yours was really good. So I think this maybe was an issue with the way I ordered my smoothie. I have something about Mr. Bull. Can you just say something like, like, oh, one more thing about Mr. Bowl.

Oh, why? There's one more thing about Mr. Bowl. Yeah, here's one more thing about Mr. Bowl. What's next, Mrs. Blade? No, okay. We stop the podcast. Oh, I'm not going to cut that out. I'm going to leave that.

that all then. I think four days of podcast it makes them go insane. What's happened? We're in good for... We're having fun. We're having fun. No, you're right.

What's next? Mrs. Mike. Oh, boy. Oh, great. Dr. Cupp is here. Fox, Swoon Man's good. Shit.

Dr. Cup is here. Oh, he doesn't believe in facts. Dr. Cup is anti-fax. What's next? Straw Jr.? All right. We got to end this episode. Let's do a speed run on this episode and just get things done.

Straw Jr. If it wants to do fan art of this whole family, I think that would be delightful. Mr. Plate, Mrs. Plate. Straw Jr. And Dr. and Dr. Cup, of course. And remember, Dr. Cup is not an uncle by mayor.

And remember Dr. Cop is anti-vax. You got to remember that. So Straw Jr. is maybe they may be taking Star Jr. get vaccination. Maybe that's what's happening. It's a doctor's appointment. Yeah.

That's a fair scenario. Anyways, it's up to that. I'm there too. I'm there too. What's next? Fork boy? That's it. They don't have to, don't laugh.

Fork boy should be part of it. Don't. No, fork boy is in. Fork boy is in. Fork boy? There you go. Who's this kid I'm hanging out with? Yeah, you told me.

Yeah, you tell me. It kind of reminds me like Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Yeah. Oh, there you go. Spoon, man, and Fork Boy. We are, we are, we are, wags and I are too old for SpongeBob. No one's tooled for SpongeBob. We don't know SpongeBob.

I've absorbed some SpongeBob, but I never watched it regularly. Yeah, it was a little... Oh, I was watching the fuck out of that when I was. He lives in a pineapple under the sea. That's what I know about it. I've noticed... People of your generation are, like, kind of grew up on SpongeBob. I'm Gen Z.

Sandy Cheeks. What does that mean, what... I don't know, actually. What does that mean for you guys? Uh, means we, let's see. I mean, this... We're almost Gen X. I grew up on...

I grew up on Steamboat Willie. That was my big cooking. Oh. He's from like the 1800s. Right, right. Speaking of pineapple, yeah, he's old as fuck. Yeah.

You know those skeletons dancing? That was a big one. That was, that was scary. It was fun and scary. Yeah, that was terrifying. Speaking of pineapple's under the sea, you kept turning all the pineapples upside down in this restaurant. Was there a reason for that?

I don't know. It wasn't getting any bites, though. The Muccio, I thought. It's a swinger thing. It's a sweet-litz. Okay, all right. I didn't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I just turned 28. I just learned what that means. You're a young man. You're a young man. It's more steeped internet culture than we are. Unfortunately. It's true. Get off of it if you can.

I thought the mucho mango, which I'm continuing to sip on here, was tremendous. I also shout out that they have these boba-style cups where you've got like a kind of like a sheet of plastic. And I don't like single-use plastic, but whatever. It's inescapable. Over the top of it. And you have a straw, you just get to pierce it through, which is a lot of fun. And then they even have a target for you here, which I really like. But it also prevents spillage.

It's a little bit less sloppy than a traditional. lid. Yeah. Yeah. But this, I think is so good. I mean, I'm trying not to finish it,

but I've just been sipping away at it and having a great time. My smoothie was just okay. I liked my smoothie. It was, I think it was just okay. But I liked all the bites I got.

But here's the thing, my juice, that red juice. I forget the name of it. You got it in there. It was the, not the berry powerful. It was the red tonic. The red tonic was pretty damn good.

I don't know if you guys had a sip of that. I had some. It was yummy. Yeah. It was kind of like a, beat-based thing, it felt like? I guess so. I don't know, but it was sweet.

It was like an immunity drink, right? It was like good for your... Yeah. Yes, yeah. They were saying, yeah. They were saying it was a lot like Pete Holmes's brain juice where it was both good, I think good for your brain and good for your body. But, Wags, I, uh, I, I enjoyed that.

Here's the deal. We should get, we should get to this. We had a surprise extra course. Oh, yeah. So, Commissioner Susser showed up. The Dodiac. released him from his pen for this, for record days. I guess that's just a little bit of a privilege he has.

He showed up, first off, he surprised showed up to the studio. I mean, he was like, oh, Suster is here. Showed up unannounced, walked over with us to Moveda, got in on the Movita order. It's right next, we were in a mini mall, which is right next to a Domino's pizza. Suster's eye on that Domino's, he gets up and he walks over there. No, he's like, we should get it. And I was like, no. We're doing, we're not doing, first of all, I'm going to watch Tales from the Crip and eat pizza after this.

Yeah. With, so I'm going to see Paul Ross need pizza and watch Tales from the Cript. What a fun night that sounds like. Which I've already planned the pizza. And by the way, it's already on the way. But you order the pizza? I did, I scheduled the head for 8.30 and it's 7.30 and it's on the way. This is what they do with the schedule heads.

They come so early. That's fucked up. It sucks. It's fucked up. I mean, I think it's coming for Burbank, so you got 20 minutes. But it's just going to be fine. You got 20 minutes to wrap up. the episode and get back to your place?

You're not going to make it. I'm not going to make. That's what I'm saying. It's not going to have to leave it out front. I don't know what's going to happen. You should probably put in another order. Can you message the driver? I will. I guess I might have a message somebody. Maybe they could drop it off here instead.

Oh, reroute it? Oh, well, oh. Yeah, that's an interesting idea. Yeah. I didn't meet it myself. She's clearly thinking about it. Slice is available. She is thinking about me.

If you want to do a fresh order for your movie with Paul, we will take the other. That's another option. We could give us that pizza and then you can order another one. All right, sure. I'll order it on the doughboys card, baby. Is it Domino's? It's prime pizza. So Susser is there with us.

He's got a juice order. He says, we should get Domino's. Mitch is trying to discourage him, saying this is the day we're eating healthy. He goes rogue on his own, walks over there, puts in an order, comes back, and then after like 10 minutes goes back there, retrieves a hot and ready hot and ready, not hot and ready in the little Caesar sense, a fresh cheese pizza and

just starts, opens it up and just has a slice. She's offering it up to everyone though. And here's the thing. This foul tempteress, this incubus, got me with that slice. I was like, I got to have a slice of cheese and it was good as hell. It was the best

thing I ate. It was so hot. It was so fucking good. It was the best thing I ate too. And I was so annoyed. I think Susser wanted us to put it on the doughboys card, I think is what he was like, he's like, you should get Domino's. But then he went in and he bought that damn pizza on his own. And it was like one of the best Domino's cheese pizza I have it had in a minute.

It was damn good. Do you think that's why he came today? He looked up Movita. He's like, there's a Domino's next. There's an non-zero chance that he did that. It's the same complex as a Domino's and a Baskin-Robbins. So he probably was eyeing one of the two, maybe both. Yeah, yeah.

But we had, I love the Domino's. The juices, I will say, the Mucho Mango is great. I'm really enjoying it. I got a cold root coffee, which I liked quite a bit. It was lightly sweetened, had almond milk in it. Mitch, you didn't like, you didn't like the coffee. No, that was kind of repulsive. I liked it quite a bit.

I thought it was yummy. The green drink I got, which is the fiber green. This is our day to not eat fucking Domino's pizza, what the fuck? Why did I eat? Why did I fall for it? You didn't. You were strong. You're the only one who's strong.

I was like, listen, I told my, I told my girlfriend, it's like, I'm going in to the Do Boys podcast. She's like, that's great, honey. And I'm like, I'm good. Guess what? It's going to be a healthy meal. It's like, oh, good, you're 28 years old now. You need to start eating healthy. Thanks, love.

I love you. And she said, bye. And I said, bye. And it was very nice. And then I come here. And I just almost get tempted into eating pizza. I was really pushing it on you. I was saying, we'll be right over there if you want to take it.

And you never did. You did it. I was impressed by the self-control. In fact, one slice got thrown away, and you were mad at that. Well, because I was like, I would have eaten that slice. Yeah, I know, I get it. All of you guys. What do you mean?

It was all of you. You all said that. I wasn't mad because I did not want to eat it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. And I have a piece that's coming. Oh, yeah. I'm a pleasure to work with.

I will say that you could tell. You could tell. You were there. What do you mean? Oh, there. Oh, yeah, of course. You both, of course, met on the comeback. We did.

Yeah, we fucking did. The multiple cast members of the comeback who I've encountered, who worked with Mitch, of course, had nothing but nice things to say. You charm everybody. Tony mocked. You met Tony. Tony mocked his great. Yeah. Tony's lovely.

And also, he was on the lot. I ran into Wags post-comback. I'd see Wig's on the lot. He was working over there. Wait, we didn't talk about the thing you did, which is that what I was walking around. It was me, Ryan Ridley, and Scott Barterer, who was a. the show writer, who's my boss. Yeah.

And we were just talking, and Mitch used to go to Scott and was like, how do you do today? You were a dad checking up on his kids. You give good stuff. And he said you did good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Here's the issue. Yeah.

After this Domino's, I didn't fucking care about the juice place anymore. I thought it was bad. I will say I don't care about the juice anymore Talk about low light for me I thought the fiber green sucked It tasted like Emma This was your observation

It tasted like grass Like you were sucking in the remnants of a lawnmower Yeah it felt like the lawnmower It just like emptied in my mouth It was fucking gross And also the texture of it was like grass It was way too chunky I don't know it was like fucking

It was like soup It was not A chuggable juice Yes yeah Or like a shot or something But yeah being like a thick It was, like, thicker than any of the other smoothies. I was, and it was supposed to be a juice.

I was advertised to juice. It was absolutely not a juice. I thought that was, that was a, that was pretty repulsive. I got, like, do you guys, like, pulp in your juice or anything? Sometimes, situational. Yeah, I felt like I got, like, pulp or some sort of, like, beads of grass in that. Yeah, it was gross. It was really bad.

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and then end by giving it a score from zero to five forks. You are, I guess, we'll begin with you. Okay. So the way I'm going to rate this is basically it's going to be quality to price and when you said that the toast was $5 I'm not going to lie, I was very surprised

you go to L.A., you go anywhere, you get like avocado toast, it's like $16. Yeah, it's insane. It's always like... And not that much bigger than what you got. No, not at all. And it's like they packed it. I will say, they packed it. Strawberries, bananas, the almond butter, and Nutella on this

on the piece of bread. I thought it was pretty good. I was wondering if there was an option to toast it or if they already had it pre-toasted, and I would have liked that. That's the one thing I would have liked. I actually would have liked if it was a little warmer, but I can let that slide for the fact that it's only $5. Now the smoothie, I did

have a question. How much were the smoothies? So the baseline for a smoothie was $9.99. Okay, so more expensive. More expensive, but still not crazy by L.A. smoothie price. Not even, yeah, not even close. It's like, I think for most L.A. smoothies, it's like $14. I've never spent

that much. Yeah. Aeroon smoothie is always north of a $20. But that's Aeroon, that's the extreme. Arrow one's an edge case, but yes, you're right. I don't care if it's Errolone. It's a smoothie. It's a smoothie. It's get over yourself. Not you. Sorry. No, I'm talking to Aeroon.

It's me. I get it. I just start picking a fight with the teams. Oh, man, good luck. I know, I wouldn't do it. They don't dare. I just do it.

I just do it to Emma tells me. I think I'm stronger. I think you can take everyone in this room if I wanted to. Now you sound like Wagger. Yeah. Have you said this before? I mean, they've talked about whether or not they can kick each other's ass.

Mitch would beat me in a fight, but I think I would have a chance because I get better cardio. What did you say was an edge case? Is that what you call? Edge case, yeah. What is what do you mean? Like, it's like an extreme. It's the exception to the rule. Yeah.

I was considered you an edge case. He loves edging. All right, Wags. Wait, what was your, where did you land with your school? Oh, yeah. So basically, so going off of that, because that was the last thing, if the smoothie was over $15, I would be lowering my score. But honestly, I think, I honestly think out of everything that I got, I would give it four forks. I think the only thing I was just, I mean, I don't know really like what else.

I mean, you know, fuck it, four and a half. Honestly, the only thing that I really, that really bothered me truly was just not even bothered. It was just like, can I toast to toast? Can I not toast the toast? but overall I thought I was like, it's great for your deal. It's a good price. And in Los Angeles, when health is like the branding, I think they're doing it the best.

Not a bad score. Dave, can I hear your fork scores quickly? My smoothie was pretty good. I opted to not have monk fruit or agave in it, which I think was the right move. It was pretty good. I didn't try anyone else's stuff. The shot that we took earlier

tasted like cod liver oil, but it was still all right. You want to know my fork score? Also, we heard a good origin story for you is that your mom gave you, the reason that you gamble on fish. I guess this is the origin is she gave me a spoonful of cod liver oil every night before bed. So maybe that's why I like fish. Whatever your health? Was that to help you sleep? That was just, yeah, for like nutrients and omega's and stuff and alphas or whatever.

Alpha's Omega. Alphas. No betas. What's your fork score, both of you? Let's hear it. I think Moveda has weird branding, I think. But whatever, that doesn't really matter. I would give it four forks.

Wow. Maybe a little straw junior in there too. All right, four straw juniors. Emma, how about you? Four forks and a straw junior? Yeah. Okay, got it. I feel like...

I don't get that, but sure. Four forks feels about right. Because my smoothie was great. I would probably go back and get another one sometime. He's right nearby. It's definitely more affordable than creation, which is across the street, which I have, like, stopped and gotten a smoothie on my way in before. And those are also, like, can be, like, $20 smoothies.

Sure. So I liked it. And I finished, after everyone tried the avocado host, I finished it. I, like, really enjoyed that avocado toast. Those bites were good. But, yeah, and knowing that it's, like, five bucks, absolutely, at steel. If it was more than that, I went mad because it's not like a big, it's not like a, some avocado toast you get.

It's like a piece of it. It's like a hearty piece of toast. This was like just a slice from a loaf, like a classic like grocery store loaf. It wasn't like some big, thick piece of toast. But I kind of like that. It was like a nice little snack. I'm going to go four forks. I'm going to go, Mitch.

I'm going to let you bout clean up. Okay. Because I consider Julian's closing argument to be revelatory. I think like a like a prophet giving a sermon from a hilltop. You have you have illuminated me as to the, the value proposition of Moveda. And when I think about all the options of the neighborhood, when I think about the creation,

when I think about the juice place that just opened next door, which is steps away. And where I got a smoothie before, which was fine, it's replaced the Oakberry, which I have a feeling Oakberry is going to start receding pretty quickly and be a dead brand in a matter of years. We'll see.

But I think if I was going to go get a smoothie in this neighborhood, I'd tudge over to Movita because they can get a good smoothie. A smoothie I really like like this mango, the mucho mango for, I don't know, maybe less than the price I would get it at like a jamba juice. You know what I mean? Like a $9.99 for this. I know that's unreasonable amount of money. That's more than the federal minimum wage.

I understand. It's insane, but we all know how much things cost. A $10 smoothie is a good value in 2026. And I thought the toast was good and I thought the bowl was good. The bowl, by the way, was $12.49. That was the most expensive item we got. Okay. So I think as far as juice and smoothie...

As far as juice and smoothies, I think I'm ballpark buds with everyone. I'm going to say four for fork boys. Four fork boys for Movita. And a Straw Jr. Can I just say one more thing? So hold on. What does a...

Sorry. No, no, no. What does a straw junior? What does Four Forks and Straw Jr. mean? I think it translates to roughly a time. Yes, that's what I thought. Okay. All right.

Straw Jr. is a time. Okay. Okay. I was just also going to say, I just snorted. Snorted and she's like melting. She's so cute. She's the best.

She's adorable. She's lovely. The last thing I wanted to say that for my last, last bit of argument, it was, this was good enough. The order that I got, the peanut butter smoothie as well as the, I forgot the name of the toast, but it's like the Nutella something, banana strawberry almond butter toast. I believe it was just called almond butter toast. Okay, that. Almond butter toast. It was good enough where even when I was presented with a cheesy pizza from Domino's,

I said no. So I will say like, that's how I think. I think the quality is pretty good. It's quite an endorsement. All right, Mitch, it falls to you. Look, Susser getting the cheese pizza from Domino's also is making me late tonight to get other pizza. I'm mad at Susser. Yeah.

Oh, it was Susser, by the way. He got let up by the Dodeak for a few minutes. He's back with the Dodeak for a few minutes. he got he got picked up in a Chevy Suburban with tinted windows and chained yeah he got chained but he was loose I don't know why he just willingly goes back and gets chained up again but yeah no he was just like he kind of waited for it yeah it was kind of I think he kind of wanted to get chained yeah I hope that ankle monitor was for the dodiak and not other reasons I'm not going to I

I had a good time I thought that the bites were nice The dominoes really changed everything for me. And also, I gotta say this, I'd rather go to nature well. There's other smoothie places I want to go. The price point's really, really good. 3.75 forks. Wow, three forks, three times.

And a straw junior. Yes. That pulls it up to four forks? I'm giving it 3.75 forks and a straw junior. So whatever that equates to. A straw junior's a time, though. So that would be four forks. Or maybe it doesn't qualify because we've got to figure this out.

because it might not qualify for the full plate. It's not the best smoothie place, but look, it's a nice addition to it, but there's too many of these damn places. There's too many of these. There's too many of them. There's too many of critical mass. What would you give that Domino's because that was a five fork cheese pizza? It was a five forked cheese pizza. I give, I give Domino's five forks 100%.

And I'll tell you this, the staff at that place. They were great. They were so friendly. And so accommodating. So 3.754s and Estrada, Jr. I don't know what the fuck that means, but that is my score. I think it, I think it, I think it. It's equivalent to poor forks.

Okay. But we'll just have, you know what? We'll have to ask the commissioner. All right. We'll figure it out. When we treat him, finally. Hey, that was our review of Moveda. It's time for a segment.

I got a food stuff we're going to decide if you should put it in your mouth. It's snack or whack. We got some Jenny's old-fashioned popcorn that Meals is going to walk over here. This was sent in from an anonymous fan. Thank you to fan who sent in the cheese corn jennies and the caramel dittoes jennies. There was another one that was the bag was open and I ate some of it. That's right, it arrived open. It arrived open and Mitch ate some.

I ate some of it. Wait, it arrived open? It arrived open. And I ate some. You seem fine. No, they were. We were all concerned. We tell him not to do this, but he's going to do it.

Oh, my stomach was messed up for days after that. Okay. So that's possibly related. Okay. All right. All right. Anyways, let's, let's, uh... Where are you on popcorn?

Love popcorn. You go into the cinema. You're going to watch a movie. watch a movie popcorn, you're definitely getting it. I've got to get a little bit of popcorn. Wow, okay. Yes, you're at the cinema, you're watching a movie. Popcorn. He's a popcorn skeptic. I'm a bit of a popcorn skeptic. I'm usually going to

more nachos, but I will eat this a little bit of in mind. I'm going to open these cheesy corn and pass these over to you. I do like caramel ditty. I like that. Oh, thank you. I will have a little let's see here. You would rather... I do. I like the caramel d'adda. Oh. She, I forgot. I don't like

D-I-D-D-Y. He was a... Caramel ditty was out of baby oil. Do you some dessert toppings. They're caramel dittos, Mitch. Ditto like the Pokemon. Oops. Yeah.

I'll open up these caramel dittos as well. Okay. Do you like a popcorn just with butter? Do you like a cheesy corn? Do you like a kettle corn? I like, so first off, that's amazing. Wow. I like that.

I like, usually. And may I? Thank you so much. Sorry, I didn't mean to take it from you. Oh, you're fine. I like to have some cheddar cheese, or honestly, that's the best. Butter, if it's salted butter, sure. One time I got popcorn, it's just butter, and it just, it's just soggy popcorn.

It's like, this sucks. I don't know why people do this. The butter? Too much butter? Just any butter. I don't get it. It's like, if it's not salted butter. I love butter on my popcorn, but sometimes it does get sogged out.

I get what you're saying. Too much, too much butter. I think I am going to have popcorn. Either like it's super buttery and salty as hell, or I like a cheese corn. And I think that cheese corn is pretty fucking. Do you try these caramel ditties yet? I have not yet. So send them over the caramel ditties.

The caramel ditties are huge snack. Oh my God. Are they called ditties? We're just calling them ditties now because I'm a mistake. I don't think you should call the ditties. It looks like you're holding a shrimp in your hand. It really does. This is fucking great.

What a great crunchy texture. Mm-hmm. Walkies over the day. Oh, thank you. Diddy, you did it again. They're fantastic. He sure did. He sure did.

You're guilty of producing a delicious caramel snack. I'm going to give a huge snack to the caramel. And I would always go cheese popcorn over the caramel. What? Like me saying Diddy was guilty of a delicious caramel snack? I did like that, actually. It felt like you got no reaction. Mitch, would you give Jimmy a cheese one?

Thank you for laughing, Julian. You're welcome. I'm worried about my pizza. I think it's going to work out. Those are both big-time snacks for me. I like the caramel more, which I'm surprised by. But the caramel just has such a wonderful texture to it. Jimmy's just licking this clean-up cheese.

She loves cheesy popcorn. It's like one of her favorite snacks. Oh, my God. Oh, sweetie. Oh, she just flicked it off the couch. She's like, load me up again. She just tongue-punted it off the couch. I like how darned it.

She's hostile she is. She did it again. This is good as hell. You know what? Two huge snacks. These are both good. And you know what? The other ones were stale, I will now say.

I'll confirm the bag that was open was not good. Yeah, that makes sense of the bag that was arrived open was perhaps stale, Mitch. I also did a straight kernel to my tooth. Oh, I hate that. Oh, man. That's part of the risk-reward proposition of popcorn. You can have a pretty uncomfortable. They should invent something for that.

the theaters. Snacker, why can you say snack for these? This is a snack. A big time snack. Snacks all around. Snacks. Snacks. Yeah.

These are snacks. Big time. Thank you. Thank you to fan. If you want to identify yourself who sent in that Jenny's old-fashioned popcorn, we'd be happy to acknowledge you publicly. That was delightful. Hey, just like a restaurant, I buy your feedback.

Listen to my feedback. We have a voicemail today. Let's take a listen. Wow. All right. I'm sitting here with Jake. He's got an insane food theory. Jake, tell him your food theory.

There's only four types of food. Sandwich, salad. meat, soup. And I'd like you to prove this as bestly incorrect. This is Joe Colin from Dubuque. I've been listening for years. Love you guys. See ya away. Thank you, Joe from Dubuque, sharing Jake's theory that there are only four types of food, sandwich, salad, meat, and soup. So where does, what would a pizza be? This is the taxonomically, this feels incoherent. Now, I'm sure Jake has counter all these arguments. And so we need to engage with Jake directly to figure out exactly what his logic is.

I would guess he classifies that as a sandwich. Pizza is a sandwich. To me, I guess you want to argue that pizza is an open-faced sandwich. You could, but that feels like a stretch. Here's my thing. Hard disagree. No, I know. I'm just trying to figure out from his point of view how you land on this.

Is pasta a salad? he's saying? Like a bowl of spaghetti marinera is a salad? Or is that like a soup because it's saucy? What is it? Like I guess I feel like so many exceptions I'm thinking of immediately. What do you put a spring roll? Is a spring roll a salad?

No, that's a sandwich. That's a sandwich. No, spring roll is a sandwich. That would be a sandwich. A wrap would be a sandwich. But that also means then like, okay, so salad, if you classify a salad, it's just not like, it's anything that like, it can have greens in it or not have greens in it. Which also means, I guess, cereal.

cereal would be a soup. Cereal would be a soup. Cere'll be a soup. But you're like, well, like, let's say your dish, the dish you referenced earlier, the lamb chops obviously would be meat. That's me. But the, the broccoli you described, I guess that would be classified as salad? But it's a side.

I don't think of it as a salad. That's a side. Yeah. It's a side for the meat. If you saw steamed broccoli on a menu under salads, you'd be like, what are you talking about? Sure. So does that mean sushi is, but he would classify sushi as a sandwich?

Like hand rolls as a sandwich. I guess a hand roll would be a sandwich, like a niggiri would be like a sandwich variant, and maybe a sashimi would be a meat. Yeah, that makes... This is so far kind of making sense. Yeah, you know what, Jake, maybe you're right. No, he's not. Joe, I apologize.

Maybe your friend Jake is correct. Wait, why is it not true? I don't know. Dude, I gave you the floor. Look, I'm a man who said cupcakes are pie. Yeah, you did. Oh, wait, that's a good point. Wait, that's a good point.

What about dessert? What about cake? Thank you God. You're the first person to ever say it was a good point. That is a good point. I think he meant that cupcakes or pie is a good point. He just meant dessert's a good point. No, sorry, that actually was correct, but I did like that you brought up desserts.

Well, I think you could maybe argue that a pie is a sandwich. I think that would perhaps be... Okay, Mitch just got some sort of notification here. Is this about regarding the pizza? Mm-hmm. Okay. Should I go get it? Was it here?

He's concentrating, really. I like the concentration. He's very serious about his pizza. I would be too. Yeah, who wouldn't be? Dutton is there early. Oh. Who?

Oh. Oh. Maybe he can receive the pizza. This is very funny. I feel like, I just feel like Jake is, I go into this with skepticism, and when I start analyzing each individual dish,

I can find a way to classify them as one of the four. It feels a little bit reductive, but I could see how you could land on those being the four types of food. A hot dog's not a sandwich. A hot dog's a hot dog. No, we've been over this. Yeah, we've been over that. The view has been over that.

I know, the view, the view's talking about it. We're talking about what the view's talking about. Is chili salad or soup? We're going to start talking about menopause at some point? Because I will. I'm sure we'll get into it at some point as we have. age. Sure,

but a thing we encounter. We'll talk about it at some point when we age. I don't know. It's not a taboo topic.

I don't think it is either. It's natural thing that happens. Do you think I was saying that menopause is bad and I'm weirded

out by happening? I think it's, I think menopause is okay. That's just, I'm just speaking for myself, not speaking for the whole podcast.

I support menopause. I would love to tell every woman out there what I think of menopause. As I say directly into the camera. I'm just saying

we're sounding like the viewer. over here. We're like the view. A little bit. Just a little bit when we're coming

to the sandwich of hot dog. Menopause is my least favorite Pokemon. Why didn't you text that to Mitch? Oh yeah,

I should have. Am I the Joy Behar? Who am I on the view? I wish I was the Whoopi. I think you are the whoopee. Fuck, yes. I'm like kind of like

who does most of the hosting because that's kind of my role. Maybe I am. Maybe it is a Joy Behar. I just don't know who like kind of runs the show. I don't know the view like at all. The view.

All right, we don't have time for people that Google the view. I think Jake is probably wrong, but it's fun to try to figure out how he's right. Because there's just so loose terms of how you can categorize all foods all around the world until like four different groups. It just feels like a little, it feels slightly insulting.

It's a little insulting, and I think also when you start saying, using a word like sandwich as one of the base categories instead of say, noodles. It perhaps is a little bit, you know, West-centric. But, you know, that's naturally going to be your lens if you grew up in the Western world.

Anyway, if you have a question or comment at the world of chain restaurants, you can be honest at FeedbaggedBirdfuck.com. You know, who cares about the categories, man. I was wrapping up the show. I know, but I'm just agreeing with you. I'm agreeing with you. I wonder what the fewest number of categories

you can get to, like, to classify all food. All right, wrap up this show. Maybe six. Six is the answer. If we can figure out the sinister six, Oh, wait, I had something else I was going to say. What? We're not the view, we're the two. All right.

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Thank you. So, yeah, got to plug in the pop. Got to plug in the comeback. Love being on that show. It was fantastic. You can watch on HBO. You're great on it. You're so funny on it.

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Wow. Hey, that'll do it for this episode of Doe Boys. Mitch has to get his pizza. Until next time for the spoon amount of Mike Mitchell. I'm Tiger Wigier. Happy eating. See ya. I messed up saying my own name.

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