Doughboys - Munch Madness: Taco Bell Round 1 with Carl Tart

Episode Date: March 7, 2024

Carl Tart (@dammitcarl, XOXO Gossip Kings) joins the 'boys and Commissioner Evan Susser to go over tournament rules before tackling the Goop region of For Whom the Bell Doughs: Munch Madness 2024: The Tournament of Chompions IX: Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell!Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Do-Kee-A-R-O-Talk-O-Bell. Tacos. E. Drinks. Ring the bell! Welcome to Doe Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Weiger, along with my co-host, Paul Entredi's, the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. It's a dune roast. Oh. It's a dune roast. You probably forgot some character names. Look, I haven't seen dune yet, but I'm going.

It's leap day. Dune part two. You haven't seen dune part two? No, no, I shouldn't. You've seen dune part one. I shouldn't, yes. Electric dune aloo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha when we're recording it. Yes. We should have done this on the episode that was out last week that came out on Leap Day. You should have done that bit then, then people would have been like,

ah, that's great. And I know you're right. I should have looked ahead to see that. Yeah, you should have looked ahead. The record was gonna come out on Leap Day. Look at the fucking calendar for once in your life and seen when the episode was gonna release. Why, because today, the day we're recording this,

it's Leap Day. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's leap day All right, I like it You don't like when I you don't like who cares they know that I like a day comes out. Oh, I like it It was good. They're gonna be fucking bad. Is that what's gonna happen? It doesn't sound like our fans You know, you know, I saw you know what you know what kinship good should make podcast sheriff bad I You know what kinship good should make? Podcast Sheriff Badge. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and fucking a reddit dork with a podcast sheriff's star on someone here didn't fully contextualize American imperialism now I'm gonna put a stop to it

you've gone over the line with Italian slander bitch I challenge you to a duel also the dough boys laugh too much what the fuck do you want sorry sorry my friend is funny yes sorry we have funny guests on the show sorry We have an unfunny friend on the show We gotta pretend to laugh We don't have that problem today. We got a funny one. Oh my god. I'm not chiming in in this ready conversation because they'll come at me the hardest

Anyway, doon part two That's strange. Wonder what it is. That one is what it is. Yeah, anyway, Dune Part 2, I'm hype. It can be all of our very progressive white listeners in there. I'm hype for Dune Part 2. Well, I'll have seen it by the time this episode comes out. One. You know what, I just saw, I'm seeing it on Sunday. I'm saying one of your thing. OK, what did you just see?

Well, I got Dune on the Brain because I just saw a tenant in I max with Gabriel's two of us went out I had a great time. I had that book to my aim. What were you gonna say? No, I ten at the movie ten at the movie I went during the pandemic to the drive-thru because I was starved to get out of the house And so a friend's birthday was like, hey We're getting a bunch of friends to go see tenant at the drive-thru down in wherever it was. Like the Tiki one Tiki one. I was down like a East, like cut a hate or something like somewhere East.

And I was like, I would have preferred to stay in the house. Yeah. I don't think I don't think a drive-in theater is the way to see that. I think that the immersive IMAX experience with a hot crowd, I was like, I'm having a blast. Hot attractive or hot excited? I'm sure there was some, no, it was like they look like Doe Boys fans.

They're attractive spouses where at home. They're a bunch of a Doe-E men. Isn't there a Tiki drive-in? I wish the Tiki theater, I wish the Tiki theater in Hollywood was a driving. That removes half the appeal. I know. Gotta see what your neighbor's up to.

Yeah, yeah, the Jackoff Theater. And you know the one we're talking about. Oh, we're Rest in Peace, Brother Fred. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where he got his last laugh. Yeah. Yeah. Where he got his last laugh.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was great. It's one of the two greats. One of the funniest dudes. I Really great one the true greats the one the funniest dudes worked with them once a lovely man So I work as well. I love him. I truly don't think that there's he did anything wrong Nobody's business. Nobody's business. Nobody's business that his tank was out There was an LA Times piece about that theater, you know what people do in that theater You know what people do? There was an LA Times piece about that theater. You know what people do in that theater?

They sleep. Yeah, because they can't afford to fucking live in the city. So they buy a ticket, they go in there and they sleep. That's the most common activity. And who cares if they jack off too? Who cares if they're also jacking off? That's how people get to sleep. Exactly! Porno movie playing, what are you supposed to do? I wonder if they play new movies or old ones. Apparently they play a lot of like just like they're basically just streaming porno now So like they're just like it's it is mostly new stuff, but yeah, it's not like they're showing the classics. I Mean it'd be fun to shit to see a classic porno in a theater The Nick Wager cloud they're playing from basically

I I It was very pearl clutchy when uh, yeah, I mean I guess it wasn't as bad for Willard as it was for Peewee or something like that, but yeah, Yikes. I got news for you I'm gonna be a four-eyed dork. I'm getting glasses You're getting glasses You're getting glasses. Am I just tearing? Yeah, hold on. Why are you just saying, I'm wearing glasses over here. I'm wearing glasses over here.

I get it. Stop on this right now. I used to have glasses anyways. I came in with Erkl and I'm going out with Erkl, it turns out. I used to have glasses. I got LASIK, but are you considering contacts? You're sticking with the glasses. I'm getting glasses right now.

I'm not supposed to. I have a stigmatism. I also have a stigmatism. Because I was reading the letters and I was like, is something wrong with the screen? Because there's shadows blowing. She's like, no, there's something wrong with your eyes. And so I went the other way.

I have a lot of floaters. This is when I had my weird, you know, whatever that was, my weird stroke where I then had vertigo for four months. And then I had a vertigo for four months. And then I had a bunch of floaters then. They sent me down because I thought I had retinal detachment was what they were afraid of. And then, yeah, they still said I had the floaters.

You get an operation to get rid of the floaters, but it's like, Lasik, it's dangerous if you do any of those, you know, any of that stuff. So. No, when you're talking about glasses, are you talking about reading glasses? Do you have like the macular generation where you have to have or this is the thing you wear all the time?

I can, no, she told me not to wear them. She says you use yourself into them. You wear them occasionally. But are they meant to be like your everyday glasses? Or they for? Yeah, I think like toward the end of the day when my eyes, like when things get blurry, like right now it's blurry. I probably would maybe toss them on now.

Like driving and stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's a distance thing? Yeah, I think so.? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a distance thing. Yeah, I think so. I mean, yeah, my right eye was very strong. Wow. As you said. That's nice.

Not to brag or anything, but my right eye was very strong. I could, like I got everything right with the right eye, but then the left one is. You know what? You got strong eyes. I got strong, I got strong. You know what you got? A podcast.

Is this a dead eyes riff? You got yourself a long running podcast. I got strong I got strong. I will hit you know what you got a podcast You get a dead-eyes, right? You're still a long long running podcast You'll be able to see all the left titties I see the right I had a lazy eye growing up. You knew this. I wore an eye patch for almost a year. I was scared. I thought that the optometrist was maybe a Reddit user. I was like lazy eye. They don't use that term anymore. She was like, no, they still call it lazy eye. The doctor is maybe, the optometrist is maybe a Reddit user. Yeah.

And I was like, lazy eye. I was like, they don't use that, they don't use that term anymore, do they? And she was like, no, they still call it lazy eye, don't worry. And I'm a doctor, I'm not on your Reddit, I'm an optometrist. But yeah, the TV is on.

Now you're distracted by the TV. I told you I wanted the TV off. You insisted on having it on on mute. Is that a, what's her name? Kelly. Kelly. This is what I, we should have turned this off I should just overruled. She looks great

What's her name? Kelly Clarkson Kelly Clarkson is great content You live commenting a way fair commercial that our listeners She's wearing purple. She looks good. Yeah, she looks good. And we got a children's clariton. How about that? Okay, that's enough. Thank you, Emma. No! Emma!

I wanted to see what happened in the saint. We were watching the saint. What was the episode title? Do you remember? The Invisible Millionaire. The Invisible Millionaire. You see the guy getting in the bed and he had a... His face was all red. That's why I thought it was like a hollow man thing.

Right, right, right. You smoking a cigarette? No, this was a, it's the classic series, The Saint, which I'm not familiar with, later adapted into a Val Kilmer movie. Really? Yeah, you remember The Saint? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what it was.

That's what it was. They did that period where they did that, they did the Avengers, not the Marvel Avengers, the Avengers like with Uma Thurman, right? Oh, okay, yes. And then when they, it was years later, but the Man From Uncle same sort of thing, like one of those classic TV dramas. Damn.

There's the big one, when you haven't seen The Fugitive. I know, I never seen The Fugitive. Oh my God. That was a TV show, right? It was a TV show, yeah. Howdy ho to Spoon Nation. Wow. Emma, let's hit him with a drop.

That'll be the next episode of the scale, while we're at it. Can we weigh Mitch's head? How do we do that? I'd like to cut your head off so I can weigh in, what do you say? Wow. Wow.

Wow. Wow. It's the human head more than eight pounds? It's got a, I don't know. I'd like to gather all your friends and push them into a small swimming pool so I can weigh them. What do you say?

What the fuck? Ha ha ha. Turn the TV back on. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That was fish wasn't it? Or like a fish no? I mean. Yeah. Is it a fish song? I don't know. The file is titled Fish Head. Fish Head. Fish Head. They're playing at the Sphere in Las Vegas. Are they really? Next year. Wow. Fish. That'll be an event. This thing that is, this sphere thing looks like the coolest shit on the planet. It really does.

And yet the first three bands are like, fucking U2, Fish, and I don't know, Grateful Dead. What's the third one? Come on, man. I think it's like, who can afford these seats? It's Gen Xers and above. So they're like targeting older people with money. That's my guess.

You named Scott Ackerman's favorite band? Yeah. Harris Wittles, Breston Peace, Hanford maybe too. And Ramon D is the grateful guy. And of course our Discord moderator, Fish. Fish. Our good buddy. I'm gonna forget Fish.

His name is Fish. You know, honestly, I don't wanna see any of those bands. Sure. But I don't know who I would personally like to see in the sphere. Like who's big enough that I would want to see in the sphere? You know what I like to see in that sphere? Who?

Get that Tiki Theater movie up in there. Oh, I can see. It's that big left hit. Big left hit. In Full HD, you see all the ariolic bumps. I see every bump-wise. Ladies, what's with those bumps? Sus just peered me from around the TV, not laughing. Oh, I'm not supposed to say that he's there.

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I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I'm not supposed to say that he's there. I never thought it would come in handy several decades later for something so dumb. Special shout out to Finky from the Dose Gourd for providing me with all the wows and what the fuck's in saving me some time. Nick, please don't cut off Mitch's head

just to weigh it until after the very last episode of the podcast. Thanks as always for the great show. McClain, I forget how you say your last name and we know him well. Yes. Deemer, is it that it? D last name, and we know him well. Yes. Deemer? Is it that it? Dimer?

We've learned it before. We've learned it before. McLean Deemer. Thanks, McLean. Thanks, McLean. Sorry. Yeah, and sorry. And sorry. That was good.

Mitch, the Tournament of Chompions is here! Why is it the Tournament of Chompions? This is the first full episode! This is the first official beginning of the Tournament of Champions for whom the bell does. Munch Madness 2024, the Tournament of Champions 9, Doki Hero, Taco Bell, a month-long tournament where we'll determine the best single item of the entire Taco Bell menu. We did this with one other Totemic chain in the past.

We did it with McDonald's and our Mac Attack tournament that began before COVID and ended after COVID. Wow. Isn't that wild? Our first remote episodes were during Munch Madness 2020 Mac Attack and now hopefully- It's funny because I bet you like that when it was ending, oh, we probably, I bet you the depression

had set in at that point, right? Or was it like at the end of the tournament, was it still like, this is so crazy, we'll see you on the next episode? No, I think we almost immediately were extremely depressed. I don't know if that comes across in the episodes, but I think pretty or pretty early on, we got pretty existentially, you know, in the states of Christ. To be fair, we were probably pretty depressed in like November 2019.

Yeah, of course. I don't think it was just the pandemic. Right. But you know, we're depressed guys. guys but we anyway we've done this before and this is I Feel like this is our most talked about chain. It's certainly our most reviewed chain We've reviewed this chain with our guest in the past and so I'm really McDonald's I could kind of predict where it was going to go and it ultimately landed on fries and that just made sense That felt fitting and also I feel like it would have been the betters favorite going in here.

Big Mac could. I don't know. I don't know what could happen. Yeah. Big Mac could have won. Yeah, there were things that could have won, but I don't know what could happen at all in this one. There's not like a clear favorite. I agree with that. I have my favorites from there, of course. Of course. But I don't know if I'm gonna lie. You know everyone has their their different tastes at that TB That's that's true Mitch Fuck

That's a good point. Are you watching the fucking are you watching? I brought up the same on my high Oh, you watch the fucking saint No, I was like I didn't I didn't realize you're at the end of your thought you're absolutely right Everyone has their own tastes and we're gonna find out Oh, you're saying that it wasn't that great of a thought that everyone has their own tastes? I didn't say that. I just let you go in somewhere with it. But it was the end, so fine.

There's a little bit of gap there. But we're gonna find our favorite, and we have one of our favorites to do that. From the flagrant ones, Gossip Kings, Foozballs, and in the know, our friend Carl Tardis back, Carl. Welcome back to Doughboyz. Thank you so much for having me. Carl Tardis-Batcar. Welcome back to Doe Boys. Thank you so much for having me.

Back has been a long time, fellas. It has been a long time. It's been too long. We saw you on the road previously. Yeah, we remember our dates on the road, fellas. We actually reviewed a Mexican chain in Minneapolis Taco John's. Taco John's, yes.

Where we had some of the worst meals I think we ever had on tour. Yeah, bad stuff real bad That was that was not good and for those of you who are the potato Olay's were fine. Yeah, we'll give you that Yeah, you get good hash browns, but they get good hash browns, but oh and we should announce now that After the Grateful Dead leaves the spear we the dough boys Images will be only left titty. Cover in potato oles. So if you want your left titty featured on the Vegas Sphere, send them into our social media. We'll repost the best ones. You can send them specifically

to my social media. Don't put your right titty in a mirror and try to pass it off as a left titty. I know if the image is inverted. We'll be able to tell. Don't pull that shit. Seriously, don't pull that shit. But do send the photos. Man, I just picture us, our mugs up on the, on the sphere in the sphere. You know what I mean? I think people would knock it.

There's like, you know what I picture? An empty sphere. We should do Vegas though. It'll be fun to do Vegas. Well, here's the deal. He's not, he's not. I'm taking a, we asked, Karlin, I talked about this beforehand. I'm taking a year off.

I just kind of need the break. He needs the break. I'm broke stuff on me. The hardest financial year for us as performers. He needs a break. Mm-hmm. Yep, that's right. He's, it's right.

He has two podcasts, so he works two days a week and it's not easy. Um. Going on the road for three days would be hard. The road is its own thing. The road is, look, it's, and I'm not saying that it's not tiring. You know?

But you also like, this is the thing, I don't like to travel in general. So when I'm traveling also for work, that's its own thing. I'm, look, we'll figure it out. I'm not ruling it out indefinitely. I'm just saying, like, give me a little bit of time off. I'm with you on not liking to travel. Yeah.

I think I'm, domestically, I'm good. I'll get on a hopper anywhere in this country because I'm a patriot. But I leave in the country. I think every time I want to date nap and the girl is like a deal breaker for me, you have to want to see Europe. And I go, I've seen this shit. Fuck it. I'm done with I'm not going back over there I'll say this about touring it's tiring wags, but When the lights come up and you hear that crowd you remember why you came What's the song?

Are you just giving me nothing? What is the song? It's the the loadout and stay. Oh, just giving me nothing? No, what's the song? What is the song? It's the loadout and stay. Oh, won't you stay? Just a little bit longer. Now I know that. I know that. What the fuck? But I never heard those lyrics. Yeah, I never heard that part. It's right before it kicks in the riff kicks. I just don't I'm sorry. I just don't know it. I also know like the 50s version of that. I don't think they say it kicks it the riff kicks. I just don't I'm sorry. I just don't know it. I also know like the 50s version I don't think they say it. Oh, yeah, the yeah Yeah, there it's an old it's an older song right Jackson Brown sings it. Oh, okay, you know the song

I'm sure I've heard it. I just did you're like you singing that part of it I did not catch up on what you're I mean I was trying to get you hyped up for the row, but you stared at me like there was something wrong with me So it's fine. I mean you don't want to tour. It doesn't matter. We're not gonna tour I would got like on the road again. I at me like there was something wrong with me so it's fine I mean you don't want to tour it doesn't matter we're not gonna tour I would got like on the road again I would have gotten that immediately on the road again just can't wait to get back on the dough again just say one other one restaurants on the road again you're not even you're not you're not singing the actual lyrics because you don't know them just can't wait to eat food on the road again

It's fine. We were not we're not touring this year. I think it's good. I think we should I think we should hit some new places Yeah, we'll figure it out. Yeah We got we got message about one that I mean you don't want to go to You know, all right, so I know I know that I'm not Fully a part of this but I'm just telling you now Can't do London Carl's out We're about Ireland. There's only six hour flight from Boston That's why they all

That's why they all the cops there wait can I can we talk can we talk about because this is coming out in March? You both were bar bouncers was St. Patrick's Day like crazy? Okay, well saying I was a bar bouncer is, it's a little, I mean, I worked at the snake pit at one point. You were the doorman at a bar, you were the hired muscle. Yeah, and maybe you did a little bit less of it than Carl, cause I know you're at your bar that could get totally insane at times.

Yes, it would. I was at Barney's Beaneery and on St. Patrick's Day, it would be wild in there. St. Patrick's Day and the day before Thanksgiving would get crazy. Do you know the crazy thing is Barney's Beanery is like a big hot spot now for young kids? It's huge now.

Some young TikToker blasted it and now it's popping over there. You can't get in. One night we did a show at the Largo and we were like, oh, let's just go to Barney's and grab some drinks and play pool. And the line was down the block. Wow. That's insane. With a bunch of young hot ass people.

Yeah. We need everybody sexy. Every single fucking person, just hot fucking piece of ass. I got a question for you. Yeah. How are those left titties with him? Man, I went by and smacked every one of them. I ticked off this. Bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow, bow. He's serious too.

Yeah, I don't play around. I got my guard card, I can do this. But when I was there, those were like the nights that would get crazy. It would get decent on weekends, but the same Patrick Day was nuts Do you especially if it fell on a weekend right now? Do either of you ever party on st. Patrick's Day? What the fuck sort of question is that of course man interesting of course i'm a patriot a patriot a saint patrick What is this question do I have a party on st. Patrick's Day?

Yeah, well because I don't know. I mean, that would be the assumption of an Irish guy from Boston would be like, oh, Saint Patrick's Day, this is your Christmas, you're gonna get nuts. But like, I also, I know there are people who like go to bars and they're like, I avoid Saint Patrick's Day because it's crazy.

No, it's fun. Yeah, you like it. I, You go to the parade in Southie? I mean, I have before in the past, I haven't gone in years. The last Saint Patrick Patrick, they remember Boston that wasn't COVID was at Woo's house in seven hill back. Wow. Woo lived in seven hill. But, uh,

What's up, What's up, He was just in Vegas. He was there for, Of course he was. You should have rolled out there and said, what's up to him? He did, he did a 5k. I, he did, he did very last or from what I understood last, like I knew it was just like a week or two before he went, but he did a 5K. I, he did, he did very last, or from what I understood last,

like I knew it was just like a week or two before he went, but he did a 5K and we've been there, or we've talked to him when he's had, he signed up for 5Ks before and gotten too drunk. I was in Vegas, Gaboris and I. This is right, okay. And his friend, the three of us ran, who I know, the three of us ran the half marathon,

Vegas half marathon, which is on the strip at night. It's kind of a, it's like half of it is an amazing race. You're running down the strip and it's fully blocked off. And then they have to pad the course. So then there's a part where you just like run through like grungy like downtown Vegas and it's like dark and like kind of uncomfortable. So that part sucks.

But then the back end, you come back to the strip. But Wu was supposed to run that race with us. And then he was just like, yeah, I stayed up all night gambling and got too fucked up and just didn't run it. Yeah, I was, I thought that he was hungover, but I think he was actually still at like a craps table. That's the thing. Yeah, no, he was just captive.

He was just the middle of his run. Yeah. Yeah. He's the best. That's pretty tight. I haven't I've I've spent with the commissioner Evan Susser. I had I had a same patch at residuals. Maybe you can talk about it. I'm not sure why I keep bringing up the commissioner. Yeah, weird kind of random. Yeah. Okay, let's let's let's settle a couple things before I was I was gonna I was gonna get hair treatment. They were like, how about March 18th?

Cause I'm getting my needle, like I'm getting hair. I'm just getting, I'm trying to grow hair again on the back of my head. So you're gonna get the PRP? Is that what it is? It's like- Platelet rich plasma. Yes, that's exactly what it is.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. They took blood, they spun it down. They take blood, they spin it around and the white part that comes, they inject that into your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was, was that an athlete treatment

or is that a different principle? You do that, that's stem cells. That's stem cells, okay, okay. Like a version Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was that an athlete treatment or is that a different principle? You do that, that's stem cells. That's stem cells, okay, okay. Like a version of stem cells, yeah. Well, no, that's your own stem cells. Right. You can get other stem cells if you go to Mexico, which we are doing,

Doe Boys, Tijuana. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'll come back with a luscious as a bear. My knees will be, I'll just be dunking basketballs everywhere. Probably get some, some, some, some plasma from a funny comedian while you and I watch. Stealing Carl's blood as he sleeps like vampires. Um, yeah. So she was like, how about March 18th? And I was like, I don't fucking think so. I'm gonna be, it's the day after St. Patrick's Day. Oh, God.

Your blood's gonna be way too thin. It's not gonna separate. She opens me up. It's just flying out everywhere. No, of course I celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's fun. How often are those treatments? Every month.

And then you know, like you because you just like just started. I just really noticed yet. No, I haven't noticed anything. I think like my I think my my my my my pubes, I think are like a little thicker. Oh, yeah, your bush is getting full. You give me your book. I got I got. It's balding down there, why? Right, it was too easy to see your dick.

Let's really hide that thing. Let's really stash it under a field of tall corn. Let's uh, let's settle something. We're talking tacos today. I just want to get a baseline from everybody. Crunchy or soft. For me, I look

this kind of taco, the taco bell is a little bit of a pain in the We're talking tacos today. I just want to get a baseline from everybody crunchy or soft For me I look this kind of taco the Taco Bell kind of taco the Del Taco kind of taco Mm-hmm. I land on crunchy if we're talking about I can get a fresh corn tortilla from a taqueria That's a different story or if I'm going to a Tex-Mex place with like homemade flour tortillas That's a different story but if we're talking about like these sort of sitting in plastic shells that are either soft or hard, I'm going hard. This is a very tough question.

If you're talking to guisados, I mean, they only serve soft basically. Yeah, and that's the same sort of thing. These are like fresh made handmade tortillas. They're like a good quality, you know. Some high class Mexican spots do give you, I just ordered Mexican food on Post-Mexico Day from them. I think it's called Huey's maybe.

And you know that place? And they have a crunchy option. And I got their crunchies one time and I was like, I don't like this, I don't want this. Certain foods you want the processed version, like over the authentic. Yes, yeah. And I think crunchyy Taco's are,

I love the soft taco at Taco Bell, but the Crunchy Taco is just like a classic, like yeah, let me just house like five of those real quick. Yeah. Let's just say if the commissioner was here, he's very graceful leaving a room. Like he's like very smooth. You wouldn't be distracting at all. In fact, it wouldn't be more distracting than an episode of fucking what's it called?

The Saint. The Saint. No, he's just in your in your eye line one second and he's just gone the next. And oh, he's back. No, the commissioner is distracting at all. When you say a joke about a left hit or like the bumps on a tit and he won't peer around the corner of the TV like you did something wrong and then won't gracefully leave the room and trip over the stool, for what exactly?

It wasn't long enough to take a piss. Oh, yeah. These are the kind of things we would speculate on if the commissioner happened to be here. Yes, if the commissioner happened to be here, which we're not sure, you know, I mean, he's not here right now. It's true.

Yeah, yeah, he's not, you know, perched on a fucking stool right in front of us. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha You were crunchy or soft I want to get you on the record. I mean if it's between the crunchy and soft taco which maybe I'm tipping my cap a little bit I'm going crunchy. Yeah. If it's of the two but maybe I'll tip my hat a little bit more. Hugo's. Hugo's.

Hugo's. Oh I know Hugo's. Yeah, yeah. Wait what did you say before I think you we's there is a Huey's restaurant isn't there maybe but it's Hugo's that the one that I would you go's Hugo's is like a it was a valley staple for a long time and there's there's Hugo's taco stand but then there's also like a sit down Hugo's restaurant across the street from the stand no one cares this is like no I'm, I mean- It's like me singing the Jackson Brown song. I'm listening, I was engaged. I know Stomach.

Yeah. You're talking about a Coldwater Canyon and Riverside. That's 100% it? Carl knows it. Oh, won't you stay? I used to be able to hit the note a little bit. Just a little, you don't know it? Pretty good vocal range.

Well, I used to be able to hit that a little bit right, right. Right, right. Were you under your falsetto or were you did like at the top of your range? I don't know. Ow. If I had water, I bet you I could hit it.

Ow, ow. Kind of there? Ow. But I'm in falsetto there. See, my voice is proud. I'll lift that soft palate. Ow, ow, ow. This is a bit of Emma Lore we got maybe behind the paywall.

Emma was a singer. A singer, yeah. Like we knew she was a musician. She comes from a musician, used to be a soprano. A music family. Back in the day. Yeah.

And your father also. They use that soft palate, baby. What does that, what do you mean by that? Okay, so you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth, you got your hard palate, and then further you slide it back, you hit the soft palate, which you can lift. You know what I mean?

Ah! So when you're, when you're, when you're shining and your notes, you lift that, it gives you more air Which you can lift That's I got close Just I'll see but then I get What the fuck are you doing? You're really widen out your throat doing this? It looks like you're sucking on your own tongue. That is how you feel. It looks like Waggers is getting himself a tongue job. That is how you find it if you're looking for,

you gotta like really get your tongue back. You're a lord. I just booked Waggers for a weekend for him. I'm looking for him at the Tiki Theater during Laptime Fest. Okay, crunch your stop. Yes. for me. I'm at the Tiki Theater during Left-inny Fest. Okay, crunch your stuff. I'd be very sad if I got the news like Wager choked on his tongue. It would be one of the funniest ways to hear you die.

And like, speaking about you and crying, but also like laughing a little bit at it. I hope you don't choke on your time sucking himself off. Well, no, we're not really Okay, I Carl I'm curious. Mm-hmm. Do you have a regular Taco Bell order? Do you have a go-to or you just sort of figured out on the day? I so here's a problem with Taco Bell. Yeah, I think and I think we can get into this while brands and their propensity to change menu items constantly. Yum brands. Yum brands.

Not while brands. What is while brands? It's something. Yum brands is what I'm talking about. They do this with KFC. They do this with Taco Bell and I don't know. Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut.

And they also own a hamburger or the habit now. Really? Yeah, yeah. Damn, that sucks. Because that means they're going to take some stuff off of that. I mean, I don't go there very often, but my regular Taco Bell order always consists of chips and cheese. Sure.

Wow. That always has to be, that's always like the fries, you know Except when they have nacho fries, let me tell you something. I got so mad. They said they were bringing back nacho fries permanently Mm-hmm This tiktok popped up in my algorithm and this guy reviewing food or just sitting eating and he had some hot fresh nacho fries That was so crunchy in this video Wow, and I was like, let me just hit postmates real quick didn't have them no more young brands Yum fucking brand. I think wild brands. Is that a podcast company that we all brands?

Wild brains you Okay, you just go do boys But usually I'll probably do something like a Crunchwrap Supreme, Order Nachos, and maybe like one Crunchy Taco or something like that. Okay. Crunchy Taco Supreme, something. You know what I think we need?

I think we need a TikToker to talk about us. Have the show take off a little bit more. Weren't we on TikTok for a bit? Yeah. You still are, we post every day. You still are, okay. Yeah, no one cares about us. I'm saying if a cool

tick to get someone to recruit someone, get a ringer to talk about the dope. Like, I said, we pull up to Barney's Beanie, just grab one of those kids in the car. Stand in front of video of our show going and look over your shoulder. I learned about these two guys, the dough boys. Yeah. Is that what that's what happens, right? These are two real human beings. Yes. Yeah, I think it would help our show. Nacho Fries I like a lot. I will order them if they're there. We've talked about this, Carl, that Yum Brands does.

There was a new president of Yum Brands. Isn't that what it was? Or was it a president of Taco Bell? They swapped out the Taco Bell leadership. And, you know, I don't, I, look, I think Taco Bell. It's okay, it's probably gotten better, but they did take away a lot of mainstays, which we haven't had about.

They do, but they're bringing stuff, they're shifting stuff back. I don't know, I feel like they're pretty responsive to feedback, but they do do the thing that's maddening, which is the false scarcity of like, here's this thing, there you go, oh, it's going away, you know? And that's like, that's just like a overarching marketing strategy, I feel like for like, here's this thing. There you go. Uh-oh, it's going away. You know, and that's like, that's just like a, a, an overarching marketing strategy. I feel like for like all these companies these days, but yeah, Taco Bell is, is, and

young brands are pretty nefarious about it. Do y'all remember, I think this was the, the biggest, like one that they did that was just maddening. Do y'all remember Honey Barbecue Wings, AKFC? I do remember those. Yes. That was probably the best thing they ever had on their menu. And they just don't do them anymore. Or if they do, it's a bad version of them.

They also give you the barbecue sauce on the side. So it's like, you can get wings and put the honey barbecue sauce on them. If you want to, it's like, no. I remember those 2002 tossed honey barbecue wings. And they just don't bring those back. And it's like, why do y'all take away stuff that everybody likes wouldn't y'all get more money? KFC is the one to me that has I

I used to think that as when I was younger. I was like this is like above other chains It's like with Boston Market. I was similar is like this isn't like you don't put this on the fast food So yeah, yeah a little bit higher and KFC was the same thing now I think KFC is a global brand. My understanding is that KFC in other countries, particularly in Asia, are like, is that? It is like a higher tier of fast food. But in America, I feel like it's declined a lot.

It has taken a, there was a time, controversially, there was a time where KFC was better than Popeyes. Wow. And that is just not true anymore. No. I would choose Popeyes a times out of 100 of her. 100%.

Y'all have had churches. Yeah, I like churches. I like churches. Churches used to be very good too. I haven't had it in a long time because there's only like three locations in Los Angeles. Right. But that was like the Sunday meal.

If my grandma didn't cook, we went to churches and just got chicken and biscuits and stuff. Churches has, I mean like Popeyes and churches to me has that thing of like, oh, I'm eating real fried chicken where KFC just feels like manufactured whatever. Yeah. It's the kernel. It's one of the kernel went down. It just everything changed.

When did he die? 1982. Yeah. That was a long time ago. All right, let's bring them back. Bring back a new kernel. And we need a kernel. This is the thing.

The kernel as a mascot for the brand has never gone away. He's always been a part of their, you know, their branding. Will you fact check that? Is it 1982 or was it a little bit later in it? I think there was a, but yeah, they've had like an animated version. They've had actors play him, obviously. Like, you know, it's, they keep bringing him back in different, in different ways. It's just not the same.

Why? I mean, young brands is just Taco Bell is the best thing they got going. 100%. That's the thing. 1980. I was 80. Wow. I'm pretty close.

I know when everybody died, bro. Quiz me. Quiz me. Ask me when somebody died, bro. Uh, Franklin Roosevelt. Franklin Roosevelt. 1974. I believe it. Ask me when somebody died Franklin Roosevelt 1974 Yeah, I didn't office

Well for Brimley, that's a good one still alive. No, but 2003 2003 no cuz it was pretty recent was it like 20 2019 or so cuz he had the diabetes commercial right yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe like 2020 yeah, I said 2019 that was my serious answer Well for brimley dive COVID that's sad Herman came yeah, yeah, I got one for you. Uh, Doughboy's podcast 2005 I got one for you. Doe Boy's podcast. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I would do auditions with my mom, it was, I've said this on the podcast before, but she would, like if I would like hit a line while she go, you know, it was like so fucking distract. You have to film it on your own and she's reading off opposite. The rooms haven't come back, which is insane. I did, I did my first in person audition. Wow. Bomb that motherfucker.

Not getting that part. That's great though. You have to go in-person audition. Wow. I thought we should bomb that motherfucker. Not getting that part. That's great though. Oh, shit. You have to go in person. It's possible. But here's the thing, you bombed it, you can walk out of there. I don't have to fucking deal with this anymore.

Right. Exactly, you don't have to be like, man, let me just do one more take. Oh, and I gotta watch it. Oh, I fucked that up. I went in, got to do it one time, and they're like, great, thanks. And I go, fuck.

I would love to have done that one more time, but also it feels good to be back in a room. That's huge I love it. We're back in the room. We sure are. You're saying like casting you know casting can't get back in the room we can get back in the room. Podcast is back in the room and the energy is electric because it's the tournament of champions and you know what before we get into the tournament action. You know what they you know who should they should put back in the room Free Larson room to Room to back to the room

You think it's the same room same room. She left her keys Left her keys and she goes in to get the keys and then the door shuts behind her. Oh shit. I'm back in the rock Fuck those keys only and then the door shuts behind her. Oh shit, I'm back in the room. Oh fuck. Fuck. Those keys only work outside the door. All right, there's this bad guy. The room is bad, I forgot. Like, being in the room is not good. I've never seen the movies. I don't know. I'm thinking Saw. I think you can integrate Jigsaw into the franchise. I think Jigsaw could definitely be a part of the room franchise. The room ex-Saw sort of thing. Sure, why not?

There was, yeah, yeah. Why not? There was yeah Yeah, I forgot how we taught his jigsaw talk. There isn't there's a bomb attached. That's that's do not tamper with it Jigsaw is fucking twisted All right before we get into the tournament action Let's hear a recap of Tuesday's unsanctioned Royal Rumbly's match from our ad just take it back What do you mean take it back that jigsaw is is twisted. No, he's fucking, he's twisted. He went through a lot. I don't know if you know the lore of jigsaw. Yeah, I know. I know the lore of jigsaw.

Okay. I know that he was dealing with some health issues. I know he was dealing with our, you know, bad healthcare system. Okay, you call that twisted? Terrible sciatica. I'm riding that tiny tricycle. The Dr. Prescribed me with a big bike. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know if Jigsaw was riding around on just the 10 speed.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's going, I got one of those old timey bikes with a big wheel in the front. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's happy now. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Just, just take it back if we can continue. with a big wheel in the front. He's happy now. Just take it back, we can continue. I'm not gonna take it back. I'm gonna stand by that. Fine, fuck it.

I think the Redditors are gonna stand for it if I'm like, ah, Jigsaw was okay. I just know what Jigsaw was going through. He's thinking of jumping down my throat. That's a good point. All right, fine, go ahead. I'm gonna say I should be in a reverse bear trap. See what it feels like. I don't want to do that to myself

Do you think you can handle that reverse bear trap? Hmm So what is there is there food aspect to it? There's the bear There's a bear trap on your face, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's no food. There's not a food. Okay, I think I could deal with it. What, are you worried if there was food? Yeah, maybe we would set it off.

Alright, before we get into the tournament action, let's hear a recap of Tuesday's Unsanctioned Royal Rumblies match from our ad-chat, the thrill kill, Killian Walsh. Take it away, Killian. Thanks, boys, Doughboys. This past Tuesday on the Doughboys double, Jen DiAngelo joined for Evan Saucer's Sauce Boss to crown one Taco Bell sauce as Sauce Queen. After much spirited discussion, plus Jen repeatedly windmill dunking

all over both Doughboys, a consensus emerged. For the Miami Vice Award, a joke wiger said that made sense and that people liked, Nacho Cheese was the winner of Best Tubbs. And in the packet bracket, mild was too mild, fire was in fire, and Diablo was as busted as Diablo 3 at launch, meaning hot has triumphed as Sauce Queen. Also, Jen introduced the Sour Cream of the Crop Award for the funniest plausible winner of each individual matchup.

Funniest and double A's, weird combo. But that's just how topsy-turvy the tournament can be. One thing's for certain, Munch Madness will be more entertaining than this year's election. Biden, Trump, those guys are older than the grumpy old men. Purchase Meredith, back to you in sunny condescension-free California for more sizzling saucy match-ups. Hot off the skillet.

Wow. Wow, thanks, Killian. Do we let him listen to the episode or did you just tell him everything? I mean, yes, I'm Intel. Okay, okay. Wow, Hot Sauce packet wins Evan Saucer's Sauce Boss and his crowned Sauce Queen. Wow, Hot Sauce packet wins Evan Saucers Sauce Boss and his crowned sauce queen. Thanks, Killian, and congrats to Hot Sauce packet, which will be the exclusive sauce for this month's tournament. Wow.

For listeners. Also, Jen DiAngelo texted us after the record to apologize for being too mean. That's fine. She wasn't, I told her she wasn't too mean. It was funny that she apologized. Yeah, it was good. It was good.

All right, as the tournament proceeds, let's welcome him in here. You're doing a great job. Killian's doing great. We love Killian. Welcome him in here, the commissioner of the Doe Boys Tournament of the Champions, Evan Susser. Susser is here? Susser's here.

Susser's here. What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Okay, his walk in music now stinks.

Entering to a new royalty free theme. He has a jeans with very informal. We're just going to get right into it. I had my full suit. I had my full suit. I arrived, I put it on and I discovered there was a small hole in the crotch. I considered doing the appearance with the hole in the crotch, but we're on video now.

And I thought, you know, they're going to be showing this episode of the Tiki Theater. So, for the sake of decency, I have adjusted the genes. I will remedy the situation by the live finale. This is like Roger Goodell during the pandemic draft. He's in his like man cave basement with a big tub of M&M's next to him, calling the names of NFL Prospect. Comfy bottom, yeah, comfy jeans Jeans on top, looking nice though.

Sus, we appreciate any effort for the show, I guess. Yeah, thanks for coming out, Sus. You're welcome. Welcome to For Whom the Bell Does, Munch Madness 2024, tournament of Chompians, nine. Wow. Doe, Caro, talk O-bell. You wanna take that again? I feel good about it. Okay. and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience

and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience

and the audience will be given the chance to see the audience of them. Mexico just split itself off from North America after they heard Kira. Wags, uh... Well, number one. Wags, I don't know how you feel about this. Yeah. You should have came out to MJF song. I don't know what you're doing. It was royalty-free. It's royalty-free? MJF song isn't. Yes it is. It is? It's public domain? There's no comment. Yes, you didn't understand? It's public domain? Is that what you were saying? There's no comment? Yes, you didn't understand what I was saying. One of the list of royalty free songs was MJF's theme.

Oh let's change it in post. Michael Jackson fuck. Michael Jackson fuck. Michael Jackson fuck. I'm just gonna lose that. Also, before you swap it out, look that up. No, no, no. It's fine.

It is, it's 100%. I believe you. Rule number one. Check it out. Everyone is here. Everyone is here. This is a comprehensive Taco Bell tournament and that means every single item on the menu

is to be considered for this tournament. That means drinks are out of the stink. Sides are off the sidelines. Wow. Wow. Rule two, we're spicing up the night out of the stink. Sides are off the sidelines. Wow. Wow. Rule two, we're spicing up the night, not the morning. Breakfast items are excluded from the tournament. This is a revision to rule number one

that potentially implied that every item on the menu would be considered. Okay. Rule three, is a Pepsi okay? Barely. This tournament will consider drinks exclusive to Taco Bell, not every single soda or beverage offered. Wow.

The one exception is Pepsi. As Pepsi is a flagship drink of Yum Brands, previously owned by PepsiCo, it will be considered in the tournament. Wow, Pepsi is in. Pepsi is in. And that's very relevant for today. Addendum to the rule.

Within weeks of the tournament being announced, it seems that Baja Blast may now also be offered in grocery stores, but Baja Blast is of course gonna be considered, because I'm a 30% one-on-one person. Four. Are you all right? Yum, yum, yum. Ha ha ha ha ha.

I already answered that. Speaking of yum brands, and taking into account the great tradition of combination taco bells, there will be a young brand's all-star category in this tournament. The category will include pizza, KFC chicken, and more. That one I'm gonna take again. Yum, yum, yum! Was that stool a little too high? What's going on?

Struggling with Kiero is one thing, but I know you've said the word yum many times. Yum, yum, yum! There will be a Yum Brand All-Stars category. Rule five. Wow, Yum Brands All-Stars category. Rule five. Wow, Yum Brand's All-Star, that must include KFC, Pizza Hut, and the aforementioned habit.

It does. Rule five. Don't veg out, veg in. Yeah, wow. Okay. Any meat or veggie protein is valid on any item. In full disclosure, I will admit, I do not like this rule. I believe beef and chicken and so on

should have been evaluated separately, but the tournament steering committee insisted on it. Duster's gesturing over his shoulder towards me. That's the rule. Passes aggressively. I also have an issue with that line, don't veg out. He wrote it too, I don't like it.

I didn't say it had to be in there. You said it must be this. It was one pitch. It was a pitch I just threw out on our text back. Well, we know how Wiger gets when he doesn't get his way. Hold on. Six, if it's seasonable, it's unreasonable. This tournament will be the Taco Bell menu

as constituted February 1st, 2024. Any new seasonal items that have been or will be introduced since then are not eligible Think I'm a generous collaborator. I take everyone's ideas rule in a great everyone's notes I'm open to feed don't be mad at me. I didn't even say it the line was weird though. Don't fudge. I don't think it was a great line It was a first pitch. I didn't expect it to fucking go Into the shooting script. I thought it was just an idea. I was just thrown out there Okay, the spice is not right go into the shooting script. I thought it was just an idea, I was just throwing out there. Rule seven. Let's punch it up real quick, okay.

The spice is not right. Oh. I don't have a great delivery. Should I take it again. No, it's good rule says is not right We're laughing now like an hour we're putting sauce into an ambulance The Evan Saucer Sauce Boss competition was unsanctioned and there can be no tournament ramifications based on the results. Guess Mitch and Nick can use any sauce they desire in the tournament. Wow!

Listeners, unfortunately, must abide by the results of the match and can only use hot sauce. Wow, listeners, you heard it from the commissioner. You are only allowed to use hot sauce this month. Rule eight. I... It'll be clear that means the hot sauce packet from Taco Bell, not hot sauce in general. The name of the, it's the name of the packet.

Rule eight. I mean, listeners probably know that. Rule eight. I have- Twice, let him keep talking. Rule eight. I have a cream for each group stage. I'm glad that we got, I have a cream before black kids really month ended on this leaf day we got one extra day to get I have a cream

in I thought that was good no one's way about of Bart Luther King nodding all right no one's worried about veg and veg out to buy any beans necessary. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The selection committee may but are not required to pick a sour cream of the crop winner for funniest plausible winner of a round This rule was established by gendie Angelo in the Royal Rumbly's match and is a revision of the previous rule that there are no ramifications from that event Yeah, this came about from for people who haven't heard the dough boys double You can get that and our entire back call off at a patreon.com slash dough boys But people haven't't heard the double, Jen observed that if we chose sour cream as the best sauce,

that would be a funny outcome. And it could win, but it also, it doesn't really deserve to win. So if there's a category where we're like, there could be a funny winner here that maybe doesn't actually win, but we just wanna say it would be funny if it would win. We could give it the sour cream with a crop award.

So this is just a category that's kind of fun for us. It's just kind of fun. It's just kind of fun. I disagree with you on this and I'll tell you why later. Wow, I love this. Rule nine, for the end of the list, a twist. Wow. This year, I, Commissioner Evan Susser,

am invoking the right to use three commissioner twists whenever I see fit to increase the excitement of this otherwise tired food tournament format. Those are the rules. I will now open the floor to questions and compliments. First off, I thought it was a great job with the rule, Susser. Thank you very much for helping us out. Always love having you as the commissioner. Wouldn't be the tournament without you. Wouldn't be the podcast without you. I don't have a lot of compliments,

but I do have a question, I guess. When are you gonna use your first twist? You know, that's a great question. That's part of the fun of the twist is you do not know when they will happen, how they will happen, and what they will be. All right, question two. Yeah.

Everything okay? You know, it's been a tough day. The pants thing really threw me. Yeah. My back was also hurting. Yeah. If it was any other day, I would tell you guys, hey, I'm out today.

Wow. But you know what? I thought that. Powered through. I'm not gonna disappoint the dough boys. I gotta be here for the opening of the tournament. Wow. But you know what? I thought that I'm not gonna disappoint the dough boys. I gotta be here for the opening of the tournament. Wow. God bless you. Thanks for doing that. Thanks for doing that, Sus. I do have a question. Now it also makes me think like there's you know like you're going through some shit but also you're fine right? Nothing's going on. You're doing

great. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. Just a little fra frazzled You're trying to make it seem like I got like poor stuff. You ripped your pants. I ripped my pants in my back hurts That's it. That's fucking bullshit. I rip my back. I rip my pants once I was a me and Neil Campbell and Paul Rust were doing a show in for San Francisco sketch vest It was there was this last day. Okay. This was their sketch show growing up as tough and I was the third guy in it yeah, I like I came in and played the the supporting parts with the two of them and It was their last day. Oh, okay. This was their sketch show growing up as tough. Oh, great show. And I was the third guy in it. Yeah. Like I came in and played the supporting parts with the two of them. And one of the parts I played was this character, the grither, who was a monster who was, wore

a Wolfman mask and a full suit. And so they just talk about the grither the whole show and then eventually the grither shows up. They say grither enough times and they get scared. And so I have this bit and it's a high stage And I'm wearing this like suit that like I've gotten a little too fat for But it's also like whatever it doesn't have to look like the best suit a step onto the high stage So like bring my you know my my one leg my one foot above my other knee step up

Pull push myself up and as I push myself up blows out the crotch of my pants. This is my entrance. Those are like, the gritter is here. I step up, pants, crotch explodes, and I go out there and like- And you're famously commando. Well, so here's the thing. It always would get a laugh when I got out there because they were like, ha ha,

and it looks funny and it's like this monster they've been talking about, but like I got out there and fucking crushed. Like they were like, ha they were like laughing so hard and then Neil and Paul also who are like you know they will break in a scene we're like laughing so hard and what I feel is I'm just feeling like wind I'm just feeling the air conditioning like coming on my bare skin and so I'm like I feel like my dick and balls are just out and everyone is looking at them like 500 people

are looking at them I found out later that it like my dick and balls are just out and everyone is looking at them. Like 500 people are looking at them. I found out later that my boxer shorts, my boxer briefs were intact, but like to me, I just did the whole scene thinking everyone was looking at my dick and balls and Neil and Paul keep like breaking out of the sketch to like make fun of my crotch being exploded. It was really embarrassing. Yeah.

I mean, size-wise, that thing should be on the sphere. It's a big boy. Speaking of the sphere, our friend Joe Saunders is going to see the Grateful Dead at the sphere. Oh, yeah. And you know, I want to get to that sphere. I'm almost willing to go wherever. So Joe mentioned it and he's going with some other people. We know, I'm like, oh, that sounds fun.

I'd be coming. He's like, hmm. I'm like, OK, not invited. Oh, wow. Private event. Anyway, go on. That's a real power move. Man, Saunders.

Maybe he's going with a bread crew or something. Yeah, probably. The sphere also, like, it comes from, in part, from this very onerous individual, the owner of the New York Knicks, James Dolan, who's just like a legendary piece of shit. So you want to not like it, but then you're like, ah, it does look fucking cool. And like Carlson went and was like, ah, it's great. So I do wanna go to the sphere. It seems good, we gotta go and do a show there.

I just, it's very, it's like a future, what did you say we're gonna do a show there? There's, it's not gonna happen. No. What percentage of the sphere could we fill up? I'd say like one, one-thirtieth maybe. Yeah, I feel like we could maybe get to 5%. I don't know what the capacity is,

but you also have to charge like really high prices. But also I think we have enough like insane fans that would pay a vastly inflated ticket price. Fans, sound off on the reddit. Would you pay $7,000? I just see us talking about Las Vegas food chain. I don't know, in and out. We could do, well we could do, what's the horny ones we haven't done yet?

We haven't done a- Yeah, we haven't done like tilted kilt. There's another one that's got like a twin peaks. That's the one where the biker shootout was. We've done hooters but we're here to revisit hooters. We haven't done the horny chains. Yeah, we thought about doing the horny chain month. Yeah.

Maybe we will. This might be the year for it. Susser, actually do have a question for you. Go ahead. As one of the riders behind the Universal Orlando Resort attraction Illumination's Villencon Minion Blast, can you confirm or deny the rumor that in Despicable Me 4, there will be a joke

about Minion Otto having a badana snuck in his braces? Wow. You know, I see that you've made an adjustment. For years, you would ask me about Sonic, that's right, the hedgehog, which I wrote the first draft of that movie, but then was unceremoniously removed from the project. And you continued to ask about it even though it was a sore spot. So now you have, after I called you out on the air for that behavior, you've adjusted it to asking about the minions, which is nice, which is, you know, I've recently done a project with me, so I appreciate the adjustment. But I still kind of feel like doing this joke is a reference to the previous thing that

made me upset So I'm still pretty annoyed But all that said I'm not at liberty to say about the banana and then braces. Okay. Um, I got a question Oh that said I do actually I'd go. Oh, no you go finish your stuff. No, I just like I do I do have a follow-up question Oh boy. Okay. What is it? Can you confirm the rumored Minion, Sonic the Hedgehog crossover, where Stuart rides Big the Cat? Not a liberty to say.

I have a question. When you were naming these food items, were you like, I need to taste them to like? You know, I actually did get to taste them. Yeah. And I would ask them to just- Around the time you got to like when you were like, can I taste the food products?

Is that close to when Universal almost got sold? It's when they went out of business. Theme parks have been a boom business and then all of a sudden there's a huge drop off in their profits. No, I would ask them to really describe the food in detail. And then they would say, oh, we're hearing some drooling on your end of the phone.

The food is very good. It's very good in Orlando, yeah. I highly recommend everyone check it out, menu and cafe. I like the big donut Homer has. I like Homer's chicken. It is fun. The big donut is fun. You think it's not gonna taste like anything,

but it's actually not bad. You got a universal spot for food. When's the last time you went to art? Man, Doc Brown's Chicken. Doc Brown's Chicken was great. It is great. Now it's cleanest. Now it's cleanest is Chicken.

The change to cleanest is Chicken. I have not been to the universal theme park since I was in high school. Wow! Sophomore year, maybe 2004, 2005. Carl, we gotta go to Universal Nenosphere. I agree. You know, I famously don't like attractions. year maybe two thousand two thousand five universal nonosphere you know I famously don't like attractions I won't but I'll go yeah I'll do the studio tour

like all day I'm probably not getting on anything else you get motion sick do you get like a nicky just just fear just fear I used to get that I used to get anxiety on on rollercoaster yeah I don't like the feeling, I don't like the G-Force, the adrenaline. I don't like that feeling. I don't like drops. The scariest ride I've been on in my life is Jurassic Park because it comes with that drop at the end at the end. My mom was a studio tour guide when I was younger. Wow! So a year ago, I would get to take a friend like every weekend and she would sneak us in like we would walk in with her in the employee entrance when security was a bit more lax.

It used to be so easy to sneak onto Universal. It's great if you had any sort of meeting a universe. So you just like go into the park. Well, another park was great. Is it hard now? Yeah, people get in trouble. Really? Yeah. They used to, if you, if you, if you had like, if you had a drive on or something,

you could just sneak into the park. Even for universal horror nights, you could get in for whatever. That's it. There's so much needless security everywhere. There's so much security theater. And I think it's just sort of like, who gives a shit if someone sneaks in there?

It's fucking fine. There's a new, have you gone on the new jigsaw ride? You race, like jigsaw's on a bike and you race them around a track. It's crazy. Yeah. And then you get to the new jigsaw ride? You race, like jigsaw's on a bike and you race them around a track. It's crazy. And then you get to the end that says, you escaped the room. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So I cannot, can we enhance our food with sour cream? Yes. This, I understand why this could be confusing

because- Actually, no, you can't. Well, nacho cheese and sour cream, both were, well, nacho cheese won the Tubbs division. Yes. So I think nacho cheese is allowed if you wanna do a little dunk, but I think you could get sour cream.

But also, I think with items, I think here in the taco stage- No, the spice is right, says that you can do whatever you want, if you're to do a little dunk, but I think you could get sour cream. But also, I think with items, I think here in the taco stage. The spice is right says that you can do whatever you want, if you're a guest or. Oh, right, right, right. Yes, okay. The spice is not right. The spice is not right.

Okay, right. But, Gendangelo's rule is, oh, it's, I have a cream, and that you can pick a sour cream with a crop winner. Yeah. Okay, okay. But it can't be sour cream. Well, we've already, it already was sour cream with a crop winner. Yeah. Okay. But it can't be sour cream. Well, we've already, it already was sour cream. That already was.

So the sour cream established the precedent among sauce boss. Gotcha. So now for tacos or for drinks, we want to name a funny one we can do it. Okay, I'll take back my decision. Should we do a stop down and we can review the rules and then start back up or we feel good?

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Rocketmoney.com slash doughboys. Okay, we're back. We've gone over the rules extensively. We all feel, I'd say I feel like 70% on the rules. I feel good enough to get into it. I like that the listeners have to use just hot packets and no other sauce. I think it's a good rule. Yeah.

And we'll be enforcing it. We're going to be the fucking internet cops for this one. So we post a photo of fire sauce, Diablo sauce, mild sauce. Tournament over. And we'll be enforcing it. Yeah, we're gonna be the fucking internet cops for this one. So we post a photo of fire sauce, Diablo sauce, mild sauce. Tournament over. That's it. Show over.

So send us your pictures along with your left hip. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Also, I just I just feel bad that we left out the right to it so much throughout this. Yeah, but that's how it goes That's how it goes. Yeah I had a Casey is is is laughing very hard Casey put it up on the big screen. So we guested on Casey's great podcast, The Pit Wall. And in the course of this podcast, which came out last week as of this episode's release, we were talking about a scandal involving, what's the name of the guy?

Christian Horner, the Red Bull principal. Okay, so yeah, he's kind of, and if you don't know F1, the principal is kind of like the team manager. I'm not a driver, he's just kind of in charge of everything administratively. Kind of like a commissioner. Kind of like a commissioner. That's a good way to think about it. So he had a scandal, but the details were nebulous.

And while we're recording this episode, the detail, today's episode, the texts have leaked. And included in the leaks are a hog pick. There's a hog pick. Yeah. Wow. Would you like to see it? I say yes. I mean, I guess we have to ask our guest. Do you care about seeing the hog pick?

We'll not go on the YouTube video. No, no, no. That will ruin us. You really want to see this dude? Why don't you? We're interested. We can go over to Casey's screen and look real quick. That's a good point. Okay, why don't we, here, we're gonna walk over and look at Casey's screen.

How's it going, Carl? Going all right, man. Well, I mean, I'm not having FOMO. Wow. Well, I can see it from here though. Oh shit. Wow. Shut down the camera.

Yeah, shut down the camera. Just a normal day at work. That thing's in soft focus, so to speak. It looks like my thumb after I eat fried chicken. Yeah. It's like a wet, it's disgusting looking. It looks like he had like like what's the biggest like kind of hog like object I have and if I make the photo blurry enough I can pass it off as my big hog Yeah, I didn't think it was big either. I think that yeah, no yeah, you have it next to a can of tennis balls You get a golf pencil, but then say in the text that's a regular sized pencil

You get a golf pencil, but then say in the text that's a regular size pencil. Classic move. Wow. Yeah. Breaking chews. Breaking chews. We went and looked at the hog. We looked at the hog. What do you want from us?

It was, I was like, you guys really want to do that? It just made me feel like a loser. Anyway, back to the tournament. Back to the tournament. Back to the tournament. I also, during the break, I was like, I did a bad job telling that crotch pant story. I thought it was good. But I think I didn't focus on the key detail, which is I couldn't see myself because I had a full face wolf mask. So my visibility was really bad. I need to lead with that because that's how I didn't know if my dick was out.

Yeah, you would have known if there would have been cries and people would have been leaving the building. Sus, you pointed out that I said tip my cap instead of tip my hand. Yeah, that's another one. And I made a mistake. What was the misde condensation? I said that was last week. You know, we already we already covered that. It's fine. That was a fun moment. What do you want from me? You know, I'm doing the tournament. We're doing we're doing the time. It's fine. We're doing our best So I think I think we're all square. I know you need to get out of here, but thank you so much for being here Guys know have a great tournament. I'll be checking in through loud

You never know when I'm gonna pop up and be lingering in the background for 40 minutes before delivering us Commissioner's Cinnamon Twist. But have a great tournament and I will, if nothing else, see you at the live finale. Before you go, yes, you will be at the live finale, Dynasty Typewriter. That is on Tuesday, March 26th. So check that out. Tickets may still be available as of this episode's release. I don't know what we're gonna find out. They definitely are for the live stream. Yeah, and oh yes, and you can get it as part of the live stream check out the live stream if you can't be here in Los Angeles That will also true event. There's a pay-per-chew event. Thank you for getting that verb Wow Wow, so check that out You saw we love you. It's great to be here play the

Copyright free music that probably is actually gonna get us in trouble Bye heaven Susser. Bye, Suss. Wow. People are gonna get mad at us for looking at the hog. I was just thinking that. Why the fuck would they get mad at us for looking at the hog? He didn't give us permission to look at his hog.

A hog's online. I'm gonna look at it. Did you look at Drake's? I did see Drake's, it is, it's, it, that was a hog. I heard he had a good one, I didn't see it. I didn't look at it. Oh, I saw like, I saw like in the tweets, I saw like, I didn't see the video, but in the tweets they saw like captions and you could see the blurred out. It was, it was, it was a lot. My favorite is still Lenny Kravitz. Hey, that was what happened to me.

Kind of what happened to you, I was gonna say. That was what happened when he did a split on stage or did like a dip and his whole meat came out. And it's so funny how it flops out. Just like, yeah. He looks cool as hell. Looks like it has like video game physics. It just sort of like flops out of there.

It's great. What video games are you playing? Playin' some video games. Well not a fuckin' Baldur's Gate. Oh. Hold on, I'm fucking Baldur's Gate. Oh, there's some hogs in Baldur's Gate. Is it really? Oh my god, big time. Dear lord.

How did this get played? Taco Bell is our most reviewed chain on the podcast. It is the winner of Munchman's 2019, rather, the term of champion's mouth at the border. Carl joined review Taco Bell with Christine Nangle on Taco Bell 5 It is currently outside of the Platinum Plate Club despite being in it for many years because Samoa Joe gave it three forks on Taco Bell 8 Not gonna look not gonna argue with some more Joe. Yeah, of course. It's his opinion And today we are determining the two top items of two group

Sorry goop stages to the taco group and the drinks group, sorry, Goop stages, the Taco Group and the Drinks Group, or Drinks Taco Goop and Drinks Goop. So we're gonna pick the top two of each of these categories. Here in For Whom the Bell Dosed, Munch Mendes 2024, the term of the Champi is Nine, Do-Kiero Taco Bell. Taco Goop consists of double stacked taco, soft taco, soft taco supreme, spicy potato soft taco,

crunchy taco, crunchy taco supreme, nacho cheese Doritos Locos Supreme, Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco, and Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Supreme. So that is eight items. The drinks group consists of brisk sparkling dragon paradise iced tea, double berry freeze, wild strawberry freeze, blue raspberry freeze, Mountain Dew Baja Blast freeze, Pepsi, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, Zero Sugar, brisk mango fiesta, dull lemonade strawberry squeeze, hot Cinnabon Delights coffee Squeeze, Hot Cinnabon Delights Coffee

and Ice Cinnabon Delights Coffee. So that is 12 items we were picking the top two of each. Oh, boy. Well, I feel like we start with drinks, because I feel like tacos are the main event. I think we should start with drinks. I want to talk about on Glendale last night. I ordered on the app and it was the different one in Glendale. Huge pain in the ass. But I got seven of the drinks and it was the different one in Glendale, huge pain in the ass.

But I got seven of the drinks and I felt so bad doing that. Yeah. And then today when I could just retest them. But it was good to have a base of the seven that I tried. How often do you all get like one of the Taco Bell specific drinks? Every time. Every time. Every time I go Taco Bell, I get the same drink and that is always my undo by how blast it's a great drink it's a

great drink and it's all I love to hear that that's good news I mean come on it's it's it's what mcdowell coke is to mcdonald's it is to talk about you know what's crazy though on the app they don't give you by how blast regular you can only get zero sugar on postmates. That's fascinating. And it's trip me out every time. That might not be the full truth. But every time I've ordered from postmates, I feel bad getting Taco Bell on postmates.

Yeah, sure. Like, I'm like, you should get your ass up and go to the fuck. If you want Taco Bell that bad, right? You should get your ass up and go to the Taco Bell. But you know, it's funny is that I don't I don't get. I usually don't get Taco Bell on Postmates either, but it's that thing of that. I feel like Postmate people usually get it

because I think it's fast. Like it's 10 minutes. Yeah, it's 10, like they get it to you very quickly. And then so it's usually pretty hot and it's pretty good, especially do that priority or something like that. Yeah. I, but I usually don't order any fast food chain like that on Postmates. I usually do like a any fast food chain like that on Postmates.

I usually do like a restaurant, which is maybe worse because they take a percentage from the restaurant, right? Whatever. Delivery apps are not good. We all know that. Some of the apps are worse than others. Yes, well. I forget which one, if it's DoorDash or Chow Now,

but one of those is like the most most the fairest to the the restaurants one one app That's not bad is that Taco Bell app is I'd say there as far as fantastic app and when he order goes Love that sound lot of fun. I I got the seven drinks last night. I got all of the tacos. I asked you beforehand Yeah, I said did you eat every taco? And the answer was yes, you did. You ate every taco. I ate all eight tacos in their entirety,

was the only dinner for me. And because of a little snafu, which we'll talk about, I ended up eating 11 tacos in total. Or 11 menu items in total. Wow, what are you talking about? What is the snap? I'll just say it right now.

Double-stack taco, soft taco, soft taco, supreme, spicy potato, soft taco, crunchy taco, crunchy taco, supreme, nacho cheese Doritos Locos Taco. But the nacho cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme was instead a chalupa. So one item in my order was wrong. Now I am looking through my order and I decide before I take any action, I go back and I

look at what I put in the app and you know what? User error. It was a skill issue. I accidentally ordered the chalupa. So I decided I should go back to Taco Bell. User error. Oops, I ordered a chalupa. Oh no, I gotta go back to Taco Bell. I went back to- You're your error. Oops, I ordered a chalupa.

Oh no, I gotta go back. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. I went back to Taco Bell and I got another- By the way, before you took any action, sounds pretty scary, if you ask me. Before you go back and take any action. No, I mean, it was just like,

ah fuck, do I go back and say they did something, they got my order wrong, can I get another one? I was like, no, I made the mistake. I'll go ahead and order another one. You were like a real Karen if you... I would have, yeah, my seat is wrong. And so I was like, oh, that's a, that's an asshole move. But anyway, so I ate everything and then I went back and I got a, made a separate trip, got another nacho cheese Doritos Locos taco as a control and a supreme to compare. And then I

also got the chicken crispy crisp or the chicken crisp banana, which is not a part of the competition, but I just wanted to try it. I got that one day too and I wanted to try it. What did you think of it? I liked it. I liked the texture a lot. It was very cheesy.

I liked it, but it sounds like you didn't like it. You know what? The crisp of the crisp banana. I know what you're gonna say. It was too crispy. It's almost dessert like. That's what I was like. I want apple pie filling inside of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want it to be savory. And it's not really, it is close to an empanada. I mean, it's a fast food empanada. It feels like they were using dessert casing or something. It's like they had those, that chemical or whatever, that whatever the- That wax.

Yeah, they had that setup. And then they put chicken in there. I liked it. The chicken is good in the dipping sauce. I mean, it has, it works still, but it does, it feels a little bit dessert-y. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'd agree with that,

but that's a discussion for another day. Here's what I, oh wait, but we're not supposed to talk about the tacos. We're talking about the drinks first. Yeah. No, I I'd agree that but that's a discussion for another day. Here I here's what I wait but we're not supposed to talk about the talk. I was talking about the drinks first. Yes. Oh, sorry. Yeah. The drinks. Here's what I will say. A lot of these were new to me. I do love Baja Blast. Yeah. And I think the Baja Blast zero is pretty good as zeros go. Baja Blast zero is probably the one that I'm ordering maybe the most. Yeah, sure. Yeah, trying to be.

Right. Better when you eat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's one, one small change you can make. And I feel like the zero drinks have gotten really, really good these days. This kind of these science-y simulacrums of the full sugar versions. Most of these items were new to me.

Most of these were things that I never get. And I will say my top two, it was solely up to me, were both things that I had for the first time today. Whoa, what the fuck? I really, really was struck by a couple of these. Ooh, I don't like the sound of that because I know that you've tried some of this in my top five or whatever.

I think all the ones that I had tried. Well, there definitely are some legacy ones there and one I will say made my top five Pepsi. That Pepsi was hidden. Pepsi was good today. Mm-hmm. Good Pepsi day. My two were, definitely wasn't I've had before.

But I did, I can be swayed or convinced to like one other thing. I was surprised at how much I didn't like. And I think it was because of the sweetness factor. Interesting. Because I like sweet shit. I'm a sweet guy. My last name may be Tartt, but I'm sweet.

Really good. Ha ha ha! So I didn't like it. My last name may be Mitchell. Oh, fuck. I didn't think that really works. My last name may be Mitchell, but I looked at the hog It felt like a big to do why Scott off to go look at him

You leaped up quick Look at that hog Seems like he's a piece of shit. I think we'll be okay. He's a bad man. Yeah, fucking, look at that hog. Seems like he's a piece of shit. I think we'll be okay. He's a bad man. Yeah, yeah. Poor Ginger Spice. I know.

We's married too, right? He's married to Ginger Spice, yeah, yeah, yeah. I, going into this, what I thought would be my top two, I think are, remained my top two. Interesting. I mean, there are about a half dozen of these that it would be totally fine winning. Like there's a bunch of these where I'm like, yeah, that's a totally valid winner.

And maybe it makes more sense for something that's a little bit more iconic to be there, to be there at the end to emerge from this group. I think, you know what we should do? Let's all just say our bottom, our last place. I will say my last place one, and this was a sweetness thing. What do we say at the same time?

Okay. One, two, three. Ice coffee. I will lemonade strawberry squeeze. Wow. But I will say the iced in a bond to light's coffee was my second to last. And in fact, the two coffees were both in my bottom five.

I know that I may be biased I'm not much of a coffee drinker. Yeah, I will give props to the iced coffee But if there's one thing that I don't want to drink after housing eight Otakos is a damn hot coffee. Yeah, yeah Very sweet coffee at that super sweet And if you are gonna be like, oh well I want something sweet with the mic my my Cinnabon, youights or my Cinnamon Twist or something like that, you don't want more sweetness. So yeah, I mean, that one really does not really have a reason to exist.

I guess it's maybe like a treat for mom and dad if they're taking like that. Like, oh, I'm taking the kids to talk about like, oh, okay, I'll get a little sweet coffee for me. But I don't know, I think it's too sweet. I'm intrigued that you didn't like the doldrum. I thought that one was too sweet for you. Debbie just came and shook, it was funny. Yeah. All right, there she goes.

She's confused by the new studio. She's still recovering from seeing the hogs. She's all right. Looks like a fucking chew toy. I'm fighting out the screen. I thought it was too sweet, but did you like it? I did like it. I was like, oh, I never get this. But it is sweet in a way that I like. I am a Strawberry Lemonade fan. I know you're not allowed to call that one Strawberry Lemonade.

But I did understand that you thought it was too sweet. And I get that. It is not in my top two. But it is in my top two. I had a Strawberry Drink rank much higher, I'll say that. The one that you liked the most was the one that you thought it was too sweet and I get that. It is not in my top two. Yeah. But it is in my top two. I had a strawberry drink rank much higher, I'll say that. The wild strawberry freeze, I assume.

That one shot up to the top of your board or near the top. Why is it in my top three? Wow. I'm shocked. Mitch, I'm shocked. Yeah, I think the coffees, I agree, were just, they didn't really work for me. Ice coffee was last, hot coffee was my second to last, I'll say that. Yeah.

You like the hot coffee more than you like the ice one. I also like the hot coffee more than the ice one. Like it is so sweet, but also I was like, I do kind of like the sweetness of it a little bit, but it just is so sweet and I'm not a huge coffee guy, there's a lot of reasons. It is crazy sweet. I think because you have to sip a hot drink

versus like sucking it down from a straw, it actually like makes you take smaller sips so these sweetness was less potent. But neither of them I'd get again if not for content. Okay, moving up the list. I mean, is Baja Blast gonna win this thing? Cause I loved Baja Blast. I love the Baja Blast I love the Pepsi today. They were not in my foot. They were not my my top two, but they were that's insane that they're not I Now I'm like trying to think of what's in your top two and I'm gonna say it. I'll just say it

Today purple rain supreme Today, Purple Rain Supreme, brisk sparkling dragon paradise iced tea and exclusive iced tea, I'd never had, I thought was delightful. Interesting. It was like a very specific flavor to it and a nice bit of effervescence. You rarely see a sparkling tea that gets the job done. I loved that drink. I thought it was fantastic.

That got third to last for me, but I didn't even dislike it. Yeah, I'd get that any time. Third to last for me. My I didn't even dislike it. Yeah, I get that anytime. Third to last for me. My other one was the double berry freeze, which is a combo of the blue raspberry freeze and the wild strawberry freeze, which I think is a nice mixture of the sweetness and the sourness of the two concepts. And yeah, it kind of turned into a purple slurry, but it is also like a fun cup to get, a little red, a little blue.

Where did the ice, my ice teas ranked right next to each other? And I said very different, but maybe tied for second for third to last and fourth to last. I had the brisk mango fiesta seventh. And I did like that. Maybe that's in my top three. Wow. I love mango fiestas in my top. Whoa, we're all over the board here.

This is going to be tough because I'll tell you this. I like that. I never get that. Yeah. I never get I never get that. I never get tea on a menu. The other tea I did not like because it was sparkling. You know what it reminded me of? Celcius.

Yeah. Kind of Celcius thing. Yeah. And I was like, I don't like this. I didn't want, and that's why the freezes kind of fell out of favor for me too because they were all like sparkling. Yes, right. Yeah, they all burned to him.

I mean, Jimmy, just, you know, sensing the fact that you're a terminator. He's not barking. Come sit here, Jimmy. Sit with Uncle Nick. Good girl. Uncle Nick? I just felt so bad for your... Is it you have a niece? Good girl. Uncle Nick. I just felt so bad for your... Is it you have a niece? Well, you know, you don't want to reveal family.

But I feel sorry for your... I guess I'm nieces and nephews. Nieces and or nephews. Oh, no, I'm a great uncle. There she is. Jemmy's up here on the couch next to me now. Wow. Jemmy, do you like the saint?

Because we're watching it. Is it so hot? No, it's not on. Unfortunately. I, okay. So, the rest of my top five. Jamie's got a look on our face, which I can only describe as a pound look. Rest of my top, number one, a brisk sparkling dragon paradise iced tea. Number two, double berry freeze.

Number three, Pepsi. Number four, Mountain Dew Baja Blast, number five, Blue Raspberry Freeze, which I really like that someone would type off. Wow. Maybe that's the strongest element of the double berry freeze that took it home for me. Here are my top, I'll give my top three. Yeah.

Should I give my top, should I go Chris Rock? Give my top five? Top five. Sure, go for it. Baja Blast Trees. You're the top five wives that you think you love. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Number two, Baja Blast. Wow. Number three, Strawberry Freeze. Number four, Pepsi. Number five, Baja Blast Zero.

Wow. And I like Baja Blast Zero a lot, but I was like, if I'm being real to myself, a full sugar drink, I'm gonna like more. I agree, same internal debate, and that's where I landed like the I think the frozen I think that they do a great job without Baja blast Yeah, that's one that I can't that I do like is yeah the other two were a little bit too sweet I think we you know usually I thought that I liked the I mean you get the extra goodness at the bottom the real diabetes driven stuff, but

Man, you get the extra goodness at the bottom. The real diabetes driven stuff. But this time I didn't I didn't care for I did like the the red one, the strawberry one. But other than that, I my top five. As boring as it is, I got to go by blast one. That Pepsi was on something different today. I got to give it to Pepsi number two. I'm going to go mango number two. I'm gonna go Mango number three.

Wow, I love that. And then I'm gonna go Baja Blast freeze and then Strawberry freeze. That's a good list. And I think Baja Blast wins the group, right? Was anything else gonna come out? But are we picking two? We're picking two, but I'm just saying like,

like it's gotta be in the top two, regular Baja Blast, right? I think Baja Blast. It's gotta be one of the two. But is it, where is it ranked for you? I have a number four. Number four? I really like that spark and drive.

The T's? All right, so wait, the T and then the, and what was your third? And the double berry freeze. What was your third? The third was Pepsi. The Pepsi was great. Pepsi was great today.

You know what, if I'm being honest with myself, in general, I like the Baja Blast more than Pepsi, so I think definitely it should go in. But also, Pepsi had a great outing. Pepsi had a great outing today. I don't know what they did with that one. It might be the Yum Brands, you know what I mean? It might be, yeah.

Yum. They might be doing their Pepsi like McDonald's does their Coke. I wonder if there's a silver canister in one. No, not with that Pepsi. It was a good Pepsi. We're talking, this is 90s Pepsi we had today. 90, this is- Big slam, a bottle out of a big slam bottle.

Cindy Crawford Pepsi. A hum. Shaq Chugging. Shaq Pepsi, this is Shaq Chugging. Jack Pepsi, Cindy Earl's Pepsi. Yeah, yeah. Come on, Ray Charles impression. Yeah.

Yeah. I have 131 on the time stamp. You want to just check out that part of the video. Curls Ray, Charles and Reston. It's good. I agree that Pepsi was good, but I mean... What would you... Okay, so you're saying, I'm saying Baja Blast 100%. You take the freeze and Baja Blast.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. But like what would be your number two? Would it be the freeze? I'm saying Baja Blast itself going on. Yeah, of course. Do you have a Stevie Wonder impression? Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think Baja Blast to me is, even though ranked a little low for you, I would be very happy with it getting the one seed out of all of this. Let's lock in Baja Blast as one Goop winner. All right, that's an easy one. That's easy to discuss. Now here's the other thing. Carl and I really liked that,

the, well, we liked the Baja Blast freeze and the Strawberry Freeze, but all three of us liked the Pepsi. So I don't know. This is trickier. Where did the Baja Blast freeze rank in your list? It ranked fourth. It ranked fourth, okay.

But almost interchangeable with the Strawberry Freeze. Yeah, I mean. Because I don't like a carbonated freeze. I learned it about myself today. If we wanna throw a freeze on there, I'm open to making it the Strawberry Freeze. I will be down for Strawberry Freeze. Because that's the element of the Double Berry Freeze.

The question is, that is a limited time offering. Do we wanna say, we wanna throw that in there? Or is the thing to do, to not overthink it, put in the Baja Blast freeze and Baja Blast takes both slots? I mean, I like the Baja Blast freeze, but you like the strawberry freeze more. No, no, no, I had the Baja Blast.

Wait, did I say that? No, Baja Blast freeze, maybe I did say that. I definitely like the Baja Blast. Wait, did I say that? No, Baja Blast freeze. Maybe I did say that. Yeah. I definitely like the Baja Blast freeze more than the strawberry freeze. What do you think, Mitch? Cause I think to me it comes down to Baja Blast freeze. I mean, my one and two were Baja Blast and Baja Blast freeze.

Or Pepsi. And to me, Pepsi, we like Pepsi. Obviously it was a good Pepsi today. Was Pepsi okay? Yeah, Pepsi is okay today. I think Pepsi just always has that thing of going up against Coke. It's Coke is better.

And but I am gonna get Pepsi if that's the only option, you know what I mean? I don't know. This is the house that Baja blast built. I think we throw in the freeze and I think we throw in the regular Baja post. And I think that's how the group shakes out. I think that's what makes the most sense.

Unless anyone agrees. It's literally my number one. It's your number four or five, four, right? I think, I can't remember what I said. Would you gentlemen like a Pepsi? It's a- Who is that? What is that? I was gonna say, it's not right, child.

Would you gentlemen like a, that's my BBies Like Us. Oh my God. Um, Rest in Peace, BB King. Yes. One of the, I wonder if that was, was that one of his last big appearances, Spies Like Us? Spies Like Us was what, 1985? He was, he died in like 2017, 2018. We checked that? You got that Reaper knowledge.

Yeah. People of knowledge. 2015. 2015. I'm always two years off. One year to Spies like us come out though, was it 85? Or am I tripping? I'll be impressed.

You're right. 1985, doc, I'm late for school. I'm gonna just look that up on the laptop in case he's still buried in the hog. I don't know why he's just, you know, hasn't navigated away from the hog. There's other things he could look at. You're trying to verify it's real.

Mountain Dew Baja blast and Mountain Dew Baja blast freeze winners of the Where freeze rank in your in your top was it in your top five? Freeze was was just outside of my top five, but I had two other freezes in my top five Okay, so Baja blast freeze Sliding up just a little bit. I'm completely at peace. What do you think of the raspberry? Did you think it was too sour? What did you think of the sour? I liked it more than the wild strawberry,

but that's because I think I have maybe a little bit less tolerance for like super sweet things. And that's why I really liked the double berry because it mitigated some of that sweetness of the wild strawberry. But I'm very happy with these two winners. I think it's only right that these are exclusives to the store.

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Let's move on to the taco goop. Again, double-stack taco, soft taco, soft taco, supreme, spicy potato, soft taco, soft taco, soft taco, Supreme, spicy potato, soft taco, crunchy taco, crunchy taco, Supreme, nacho cheese Doritos, Locos, Taco, and nacho cheese Doritos, Locos, Taco, Supreme. Last night. I ordered all eight. Yeah, I did too. And I ate, after I heard you ate all eight,

I ate all eight. Did you feel compelled to do it, or did you just want to do it? Because that's the way I was eating it, it was like, I'm just hungry enough to finish these, and I just did it. No, I like feel sick today a little bit. Oh, I'm sorry. And it was do you just want to do it? Because that's the way I was eating it. It's like, I'm just hungry enough to finish these and I just did it. No, I like feel sick today a little bit. Oh, I'm sorry.

And it was because you did it and I was like, I can't let Nick do it and have me not do it. You don't have to, it's like competition. I checked in with Nick last night because I felt like the list was a bit repetitive in a way. Sure. I've checked in with Nick. So do I have to order all of this?

Yeah. Like, you know me. Get ready for all ready to be mad at you. I'm the seventh Doughboy. They can go to hell. Do you say seventh? Yeah, because seven is a number of completion. After me, there are no more Doughboy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Arthur, Emma, Amelia, Casey.

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The items that have a regular and a Supreme. Because you're always going to go Supreme. I'm always going to go Supreme. That's fair. I think that's fair. I've never once just gotten a regular with my own money. Maybe when my mom was buying it, she was like, you're going to get four regular tacos. That's going to be a dinner tonight.

We got sour cream at home. But to me, it was always Supreme once I started paying for my own food. And we got sour cream at home and then the sour cream at home is mayo. Right, right. I'm doing that meme. That's the meme. Make a TikTok of us, please.

We know the memes. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha There's nothing they respond to better than desperation. Make a TikTok about us, please. I 100% agree with you and actually this goes back to Wig's question to begin is what do you like more? Soft tacos or hard tacos? And I'll say this, the worst item I ate last night was the non-supreme soft taco. And I even liked that. I'm not saying that's a-

Absolutely agree with you, that's my number eight. It's not a bad item, but that- It's not a bad item. It's just that sort of thing of I was like, this is, I want sour cream in it. The travel even, well, I gotta get to a downside of the sour cream. Yeah.

That sour cream makes those tacos break up. It, it's true. The crunchy ones, yes. The crunchy ones, it makes them, it makes them break up, it gets them soggy quicker. Um, but that soft taco just on its own was like, why would I be getting this ever? And, and, and for me, the, the, the best version of Taco Bell is like, I love the cheesy gritty to crunch when you have a soft and a hard, which we do have some items.

There's an option here. We have items that were soft and hard, but they were lacking sour cream. It's time for the hog. What? That thing was only hard, I think. Hard to tell. It was really, it looked alien-esque.

I mean the series alien. It was very strange. Look, we shouldn't have gone and looked alien-esque. I mean, the series alien. It was very strange. Look, we shouldn't have gone and looked at the hog. It's all, we're sorry we looked at the hog. It's all we've been thinking about since we looked at it. I was eating those double-duck decor tacos, and I was like, I wish some of these had sour cream on them. And, but at the same time, And I was like I wish some of these had sour cream on them and

But at the same time I Have the Doritos Locos taco Supreme and that thing was falling apart and it's like I'm like here's this is Jordan I'm taking the thing out like this is Michael Jordan of the of all the tacos We got this Doritos taco Supreme and then the thing is just it's it's a it's falling up It's like a wizards Jordan. It's it's following up. It's like a wizards Jordan It's it's breaking down. It's not it wasn't it would it had a bad outing honestly, but Was the taste still there? Here's where we're going. The answer is yes. The answer is yes Here's where we're going to diverge a little bit and

I'll set this up this way last night after my second Taco Bell trip I'd made, come back with Taco Bell again, Natalie doesn't bat an eye, but she does see my order and is like, what did she get? What does she bat an eye to with you? Is that a huge question? Nothing. Now I gotta go play 15 hours of Balder Escape. Is she caring? Great.

What does she do? Yeah. A living room to myself. I got the, I had the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locotaco, the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos Supreme. And I said, I got these two to compare. And she says, I'm going to say something maybe controversial. I like the non-Supreme more than the Supreme. And I told her, Whoa! Honestly, I agree.

Ooh. Whoa! And she posted up for the high five. Wow. She made the point that you made of it, has less structural integrity, and it gets too goopy. And I will add to that my own issue with the Supreme, which I still like. I still love. Hey, Weiger, you can only have Supreme Tacos

for the rest of your life. Great, you know what? I'm still in a hog heaven. Just like I was love hey, wyger you can only have supreme tacos for the rest of your life great You know what? I'm still in a hog heaven. Just like I was looking at Casey's phone I'm doing great I was like, it's not that big. That's a bad sign. But my other issue with them is I feel like oftentimes those tomatoes are flavorless and low quality. I just like Natalie being at work. Hey, what's your almost 50 year old husband up to?

Well, he played Baldur's Gate for 12 hours, then he watched Minions, and he ordered Taco Bell. Right, yeah. You act like a fucking child. You know what? Who gives a shit? You need to fucking grow up. You're the one who needs to grow up. No!

This is a tough conversation. Because despite all that stuff, Nick is married. That is a good point. That's a good point. I got Wally and Nermah. I got Wally and Nermah. Yeah, you got two cats. Wally, I didn't say it on the pop,

but there was an emergency with Wally last week. I was very nervous and Wally's doing great. You powered through it during the record and you were great. You were very funny, but I knew what was going on. I'm only a shit episode, correct? That's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A couple weeks ago.

That was fucking funny as hell. You were doing great. Oh, the hell do you pull? It's like the, speaking of Jordan, it's like his flu game. All right, let's not go nuts. You're fine. I was like, kind of like Jordan's like his flu game. Let's not go nuts. You're fine. I was like, kind of like Jordan's, just give me something.

You're good. You're good. Thinking about your sick cat. Not quite the same as- He's doing well. I love him. I love him very much. And I never want to tell anyone about it,

but put some good positive vibes out there. It's good to say when it's on the other side of it. Now you can talk about it and we're happy everything turned out okay. All that said. It's like the flu game. What did you say?

Like the flu game, it was like the flu game. By the way, you saw in the last dance where he said that was actually a rumbly's game. He got food poisoning. Yeah, he got food poisoning because he was in Utah, right? Utah. You and Jacob Johns? It was Domino's.

It was Domino's, yes. Domino's, yeah. Yeah, and they- All right, so I'm going to say this. Every Doughboy's record is like fucking the flute game. Big deal, Jordan. I want to gamble against Jordan. I think I could do. I think it would be fun to just be a I mean I would lose thousand right you'd lose the entire dough boys patreon and like one hand of poker It's a it's a um

I Said a bunch of stuff going back to the tacos I do agree with you that the crunchy are better than the soft and I don't dislike the supreme But I think if I have to make it if I have to pick one over the other I am going to go non supreme But they follow the tacos do fall apart you have to eat them. Yes I travel I I have like seven minutes of travel from when I got them to when I got home and they were still hot but they were falling apart. I also had to eat eight tacos,

I guess was the other issue. Yeah. Which takes some time. There was one dark horse that I thought might do okay but I was surprised by how high I ultimately had it in my rankings. Spicy potato soft taco. Very tasty.

It was very tasty and I knew that you were gonna love this, which is like making me nervous. Well, I've gotten it before, but also what it has is it has a contrast and texture. Because the potatoes have a little bit of crispiness to them with that soft shell. I think that's a delightful item. And I will also say as something that kind of represents

the vegetarian side of Taco Bell, which is a thing that makes them stand out among fast food chains. I think it's at least worth acknowledging it, even if it doesn't make it into our final two. It is worth acknowledging. I think it is. And I actually maybe don't. Oh, I've certainly had it at one point through this podcast, probably. But it is tasting.

I don't eat it ever, really. And it's a little side kit. It's good. It's nice. It's nice. I'm fine. The key to that one is adding little side kit. It's good. It's nice. Lot of fun. The key to that one is adding nacho cheese to it. Oh, that's fun. Very solid stuff.

It is very good. Also the bean taco, by any beans necessary. The bean taco is not bad either. However, the vegetarian options, the crispy potato taco, spicy potato is very good. I will disclose now, because I actually did abide By that by the beans rule. I got beans as my protein and all of my items. Oh my god You are such a fucking door. They're great though. It's really they're really flavorful like they still what they still all work with beans

As the bean boy you don't deserve burger boy. You're a fucking bean boy. I'm fine. I'll be the bean boy I like coffee too, so I'll be the bean boy. All right fucking bean boy. I'm fine. I'll be the bean boy. Yeah, fine. You're all the bean boy. I like coffee, too, so I'll be the bean boy. All right, you're a bean boy. Bean boy. Bean boy. I got laryngitis right, so I can't sing. That was good. Every second of the night.

That's pretty well made for us. My voice is just coming back. Nice soft palate. Laryngitis. That was very good. I had laryngitis for the past few minutes. Oh, you had it. OK, I was going to ask.

How contagious is it? It is, but it's not. Okay. It's from over using the pipes. You're the one that spit on me. I know, I have spit quite a bit. Not intentionally, but I am spitting. It's coming out of my mouth.

I'll say my number one because, because I think there's another Taco Bell signature item. Nacho Cheese Doritos Loco Taco. I just love that taco. I think it's great and I think it was a great execution that I got. I liked it more than the Supreme version that I had it side by side with.

And that is a go-to order for me. Like that's the thing I will get consistently. Now look, Crunchy Taco was right there. I do really like the Crunchy Taco. Regular Crunchyy Taco? Regular Crunchy Taco I think is great. And I think the Supreme version of that one is also very, very good. You know what's funny, Wags? Yeah.

I don't think I would ever say this. Yeah. The Del Taco is better than the Crunchy Taco I talked about. Mitch, that's wild. I mean, I agree with you. Mmm. I of course agree with you as a Del Taco fan. I'm not saying that I think Del Taco is better than Taco Bell.

Sure. I'm not expecting you to go that far. I just think that the Del Taco, Crunchy Taco is a better taco. It's a better composed overall taco. Yeah. I might have to disagree with you fellas on that one. Wow. I think Taco Bell edges out Del Taco.

I don't get anything else at Del Taco. Mm-hmm other than the soft chicken tacos Those are good the soft grilled chicken. Those are great. Those are only two things that I get there fairly healthy Yeah, they're not bad. They're not bad for you not terrible for you They're not great for you But that's the only thing that I can get and the burger surprisingly the Dell cheeseburger double cheeseburger Look, I should be more of an advocate for this a more of a champion for this burger This is a great fast food burger There's a seasoning that del taco uses in there in their ground beef that I just don't agree with there

It's a different and and I don't know if it's because of my lifelong allegiance to Taco Bell because you know, I love Los Angeles. I technically am not a native because you know, I love Los Angeles. I technically am not a native. So I didn't experience Del Taco until I got here. Do you remember when Del Taco was Noggle's? That was before, that was like way back in the day. 88, I think it changed in 88. But it wasn't like every location.

It wasn't every location, like the brands fractured and there were some Noggle, some Del Taco and then they re-merged, they like pulled a Carl's Hardee's except they just took the Del Taco branding and made that for all of their locations but yeah the Was 88 wow, but but it was everything quiz me It was not a the way there weren't any Noggle's around where we live. Yeah, they were only Del Taco Noggle, right? Dick noggles is the guy.

Dick noggles. Dick noggles. So, yeah, there's something in the season. Tell me, I'm Dick doggles. There's something in the season beef. Jesus. There's something in the season beef that I just can't get with at Del Taco.

So I gotta give the edge, because the season beef at Taco Bell is superior in my opinion. And can I also say something? I love Del Taco, but it is what you were saying earlier about what Yum Brands does to its customer base. Del Taco is fucking worse about. They're always pulling things off of their menu. They're always rotating things out needlessly.

The spicy Jack quesadilla just unceremoniously discontinued. That was good. I have had that. I have had that. It's so fucked up. And then, and they'll like, they're trying out shit all the time. What are you doing with this?

One of the worst things to happen in the last five years. Right, right, right. Um. I'm spitting everywhere. I'm getting glasses. I'm turning into a nerd. Why? Cause I don't know what's happening.

But you're doing great. Well, you know what? Maybe this will be like a little role reversal. Maybe I'll be the bully and you'll be the nerd. I'm gonna be fun. I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna put the glass on and be like when Homer puts the glass on. It's funny, because I was talking,

I talked about Erkel to the optometrist. I was like, I was afraid of Erkel when I was like, did Erkel bring about the coolness of nerds? Kind of in a way, but not really like, I think that. He was like a big time, like this guy's a nerd. He's a nerd. I mean, we laughed, but then it kind of became cool. I always, I mean, you feel bad for Jolil White

because also he was like, I'm like a normal guy who likes, but like I like playing basketball and now I am like seen as the nerd. I think he wanted to distance himself, but I thought it was cool to embrace the nerd. But I was saying to the optometrist, like when I got glasses as a boy, like you were seen as a nerd.

Like, and she says now they have kids come in and they lie because they want glasses. That's how much it's changed, which is crazy. Right, it's interesting. Case is glass of fake, look at case is glass of fake. You got fake glasses on, Casey. Oh, these are real. Those are the IMAX 3D glasses with punched out lenses.

They're lying about the glasses just to get them. Wild times change. I don't think you're so sick wearing them for scripture you don't need. She warned me that that's going to be, I just wear them every so often cuz like she's like you will get sick We're gonna see things clear, you know, it's gonna be it's gonna be jarring. What'll be nice going to the movies You see the clear picture that'll be fun. Yeah, no, it seems nice good for driving. So you see things clearing just start throwing up Watch the dough boys YouTube video Watch the Doughboys YouTube video. Oh, why?

Also today, I ate the tacos last night, but today I did tell Amelia, Amelia picked up the drinks for us as well. Thank you, Emma. Actually, I'm going to call me on my way to pick up the drinks and she was like, I can do this. You don't need to go. Wow. She got all 12 drinks. This turned in, this turn,

it was originally a three way splinter operation. Amelia was gonna go, Emma was gonna go and I was gonna go, Mitch Oddly unavailable. And then Amelia was like, why grab and get yours? Time out a second, hold on a second. They said he was gonna go get his and drink them so that it would help with us getting all of them. That is, this is the truth.

I found out I was at the optometrist getting diagnosed with vision issues. And- Were you at the optometrist the day of the Good Morning America thing and you couldn't see anything? Let's not bring that up. Oh. I need to re-litigate that.

Yes, Emma, I was. And I was trying to text Wiger like, what the fuck are you doing? And I couldn't see anything. I had to call him, which, you know, he's not going to answer the phone. And then it was a very bad time to be blind for like three hours.

It all worked out. Sure. Yeah, it worked out. That's the movie I want to see the remake of. Hysterical Blindings with Mitch starring in it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha-boys, we could do Spoon Man and Friends. And we could go on the road. I would love that. He's offering.

Yeah, of course. He's offering. Don't waste presents, Spoon Man and Friends, feel free. Go nuts. Go anywhere. We could do improv. There you go. Fuck.

All right, tour's over. So, all of this was coming together. I get out of the optometrist and there's 150 text messages or whatever. And I was driving from the west side to the east side while all of this planning was going on. It worked out fine. Well, my thought was that I don't want to eat a lot

of our food for dinner. So we eat at lunch a lot, but then it just seemed impossible to get all these tacos. And so that's why we asked our guests who very kindly went and got Taco Bell. We all splintered and went on our own missions to get the tacos, but we figured we'd have the drinks here because we can all sort of taste the test, taste test the drinks in advance. Anyway, originally I was going to get some, Emma was going to get some, Mealy was going to get some, then Amelia was like, why, girl, I got yours.

I was like, okay, great, I won't worry about it. And then she ended up taking Emma's share as well. And also she got me a chicken crispinata. She did get you a chicken crispinata. She got a second one just in case, so I got one. And so Emma got one. What did you think, Emma? I liked it, I loved it.

I love like an empanada, crispy shell kind of thing. I do kind of get that like it was almost too crispy. Like I wanted it like a little softer But yeah, uh Stacy I texted Amelia to get me that off the dough boys chain because I thought you would get mad But she would have what I get mad. She would have looked weird just getting old drinks We had to get her get some food You're like you'll be worried that, like, that I'll get mad if you add a menu item

to a Taco Bell order, but on that same text, I'd be like, why are you fucking idiot? Like, that's what's gonna make me mad. I just eat it in front of him. It's not like you eat it for very long. Don't be a fucking idiot. You're a fucking idiot on the chain all the time. Guy loves to plan.

God. Planning's great. Jesus Christ. This is where Weigher and I get along. Yeah. You got to plan. No, it's a type A chain if you catch my dress. All right, let's talk about our tacos.

I had nacho cheese dritos locos taco, spicy potato soft taco, crunchy taco, nacho cheese, dritos, locos, taco, spicy potato, soft taco, crunchy taco, nacho cheese, dritos, locos, taco, supreme, and double stacked taco all in my top five. Top five of eight. So, and there was nothing I disliked, but is anyone gonna push for the soft tacos to be in the top two? No. No. I think we can just deque both soft tacos. Soft tacos are out. Yeah.

I mean, the supreme was better than the non supreme. Yeah, of course Yeah If it's a soft taco there, I'm on a burrito like the burrito does what better what the what the soft taco like I Yes, that's that's it. The five layer is a much better version of any soft taco. You said it Mitch. There you go Yeah, so yes, they're gone. They're not, they're not winning the tournament. They're out. They're out. Um, the crispy taco is good.

Just the regular playing crispy taco. I agree. I do think that that Doritos Locos taco is up there and the Doritos Locos Supreme, even though it is falling apart, even though it did have a bad game, it is, it's fucking, it's good. My Doritos Locos taco did have a bad game and also I I have given up on a Doritos on the nacho cheese Doritos Locos taco Wow Wow Yum brands not wow brands yum brands

discontinued the fiery Doritos Locos crunchy taco and I have Only had the nacho cheese one maybe twice since then, including today. I loved the Cool Ranch one. Cool Ranch was good, but that fiery was all the charts. That one was really good. So I personally do not have the Doritos. And also I think a lot of people aren't ordering them

because my shell wasn't, it was still crispy, but it tasted like it had been sitting in the box. You'll get the old shell on't, it was still crispy, but it tasted like it had been sitting in the box. You'll get the old shell on occasion, yeah, it's a little bit of a bummer. Yeah, so that one has fallen out of favor for me personally. Can we talk about an issue that I deal with a lot in my life?

Please. Dryness, the double stacked taco. Yeah. Yeah. The double stacked taco The double stacked taco is dry You found it dry that's interesting there's You think because the extra crunch is our cream in there you think and that's what I did to mine Yeah, I added sour I added sour cream to mine and if it has sour cream in there

But the item itself without sour cream if that's how we're judging it, it's a little too dry. You got like, it's got the crispy pieces inside of it. And that, and there's no, there's no goop. You need some sort of goop. It's the most ungepachka of these, but it's still, I get what you're saying. Ungepachka can be a great thing to talk about.

It can be, but I don't love the strips in there. It's like a ungepachka. It's one thing too many. our buddy Emmy Blotnik, past guest of the show, introduced this term for me. It's a Yiddish term. And so like, yeah, the idea if you get like a pizza with four toppings, that would be better with three toppings, then you could say it's ungepachka.

Okay. Very handy. Casey, cut out me saying what the fuck is it? I think that's okay to say what the fuck is that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no probably in my top three. Yeah, it's in my top three, I'd say. What would be your top three? This is this is hard. I think that if it stays together, I think that the Doritos Locos Taco Supreme is in there is probably number one, but the Doritos Locos taco itself is probably two.

Um, but then again, just a regular taco supreme, crunchy taco supreme is probably yeah, probably runs out that it's probably second or third place. To me, this is like much harder where it's harder to put a number on them because they're all really close And not but also saying all that In the big picture, I don't know how much longer a lot of these items will move on Let me just say I think that these are good I think there's a lot of good things here

I think to me the most fun one is probably a Doritos taco supreme, but I'm not so confident in this entire bracket moving forward. We're gonna see how these things end up, but as far as the order of the day goes, I think, contrary to the previous group where it was fine getting in two different Baja Blasts, I would not want to have two Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Tacos advance.

And so if the compromise from my standpoint is we put in the Supreme and we don't put in the regular I'm okay with that. However Carl you have a say in this as well And if you are not a fan of that at all, I'm fine with these also just not being in the final two Should I give my top two please? Sit at number one Crunchy taco supreme. I love it. Say the number two Crispy potato taco. Wow. Holy shit. It was on

point today. The potatoes were crispy. The shell was soft and hot. I told you, I had a little sour cream to that joint and I got a side of nacho cheese and did a little bit of dipping. Yeah, you can do that. And so I'm gonna put that second, but I've also had it with none of these things. Yeah. Yeah, just hot sauce Yeah, and it hits it makes it keeps you satiated even though you're not getting a protein in there The Doritos logos taco unfortunately fell out favorite for me today. It didn't fall apart necessarily I just got an old shell and the nacho cheese shell just don't hit like the fiery did The double stack was the that was the first time I got it Yeah, I noticed the ingredients in it and I said this is gonna be dry

Let's add a little sour cream to it I didn't know that I should have judged it without but I definitely would it would not have been it would have been ranked Seventh if I didn't add the sour cream to it and add the sour cream to it put it put today like four Speaking of sour cream is there a sour cream of the crop from either of these groups? I do think there's something that would it would have been funny if Pepsi had won the drink scoop So that would be the one thing I would say would it pop Pepsi is the clear funny winner All right, so we'll say Pepsi gets sour cream of the crop I guess like it would be funny if coffee one two

That's also that's also a good Pepsi is the, that's the funny, Pepsi gets sour cream in the crop, cause we like it too. Okay, great. I would be thrilled if- I mean, I think sour cream in the crop for this one is the potato taco, but it might fucking go on.

It's good though, it's legit good. I mean, this is the thing, I had soft potato taco, spicy potato soft taco was my number two as well. I would be thrilled if the final two were Carl's final two. Crunchy Taco, Supreme and Spicy Potato to Soft Taco, because I love both those items,

but I'm fine making adjustments here. Mitch, what do you think? I mean, where was Spicy's Potato Soft Taco for you? I mean, I liked it. It was good. I mean, it is, and it's tasty. It is, it's probably was my fourth or fifth, which is pretty high.

Not bad. Pretty high. What would you, if you had like, hey, I'm gonna put my thumb on the scale and I'm gonna get one item in there. What would be your pick? Put my thumb on the scale, okay. How much do you think it would weigh

if I put my thumb on the scale? How much would bitches thumb weigh if I cut it off? Was it Dropsong? Fish, fish, fish. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, in a way it's that much that that's too much Okay, then maybe maybe it's more like four ounces. Okay. I Probably weighs about the same as that hog I Look I'd be okay with those are two of the winners because I do think that the crunchy taco supreme is Is a great one to move on

in the tournament. Yeah. There is something to and I get Carl's objection to it because I think that this is this kind of sums up the issues with young brands. Yeah. Is that is that the they take items off the menu and it's a fucking frustrating and annoying. But there is something about the Doritos Locos Taco that I do think is very Taco Bell. They were like one of the first places to do a crossover. Look, even though I agree the execution has tailed off the Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco,

the non-Supreme was my number one overall. Interesting. So I really do like that. Are you got it with beans? I got it with beans, yeah. Works well with beans. So I guess, I think the thing to do is we all agree that the crunchy

Supreme Taco is moving on. Well, I was going to say, I think there's a world where, cause no one's gonna get exactly what they want here. That's for sure. Especially the listeners. I think there's a world where the nacho cheese Doritos Locos taco supreme gets in over the crunchy taco supreme,

and the second spot goes to the spicy potato soft taco. Whoa. That's to me is a fun final two as well. Nacho, you said nacho number one? Yeah. Supreme? Yeah, or one of the two as well. You said Nacho number one? Yeah. Supreme? Yeah, or one of the two. These aren't necessarily Brink coming out of here.

Yeah. I think there's only one way to do this. Yeah. We count to three and say our number one, and then we count to three again and say our number two. Well, what's that going to resolve? We already know what it is. We already know what it is.

I think it just will work. Okay. One, two, three. Nacho cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme. Did you say yours? No. No. No. No.

No. No. No. I do like this. I like the switch off of, but I do think that that crunchy supreme is also pretty great Well, we could get the spicy potato soft taco out of there But I think it's kind of fun to have that be a competitor and you and it's your it was your number one or two

It was number two both of our number two both your number two. Well, then I Don't know it's I feel like crunchy soft taco supreme could be an upset. I mean crunchy soft taco Crunchy taco supreme potato crispy a upset. I mean, crunchy soft taco, crunchy taco Supreme potato, crispy potato tacos. Yes. Is like is like Princeton. Yeah, right. That's not supposed to be there, but it might it might upset somebody. That's for the Gulf Coast.

Oh, look, it's in the it's in the elite eight and the coach is going to be hired for the NBA. You know, exactly. It's exactly kind of our or at least leave and be hired for the University of Crunchwrap It's coaching at D1 double a crispy potato taco Yeah, but after this after this run to the elite eight it is move is moving them to be the head coach at University of Crunchwrap. Yeah, these guys are in the four corner offense, you know, they're doing a box and one and they're just, they're slow playing the shot clock and they're winning games like 53 to like 49 and they're getting their way all the way to the Elite 8. Yeah, and then they get to the Elite 8 and they play against like Crunchwrap Supreme.

And the game is good the whole time, but then in the last five minutes, Crunchwrap Supreme just pulls away and beats him. 75 to 59. I think that it's funny because last- It's like the end of the karate kid, where Daniel's son, he just doesn't look like he has a chance. You know, my favorite actress is Sidney Sweeney.

It's true. This is actually something I said on the podcast for real and why you're told me. Um, I think that this is hard for me because I, just a nearly 60 year old man, how old is he? He's just in his 50s. He's not that much older than me, but yeah, he's in his 50s. It's rough for you.

Um, just a guy like that being like Sidney Sweeney is my favorite actor. Yeah, come on, dude. Come on, it's a little bit horny. Little bit. This is hard for me because last night I was like, Wag is gonna make this potato taco move on. And while I was eating it, I was like, it's pretty good.

It's good. But Wag is gonna piss me off and he's gonna make it move on. And while I was eating it, I was like, it's pretty good. It's good. But Wags is gonna piss me off and he's gonna make it move on. Little did I know that Carl is gonna be the one who also likes it. Man, with the hot sauce, like it's solid. And there's a reason, so if you guys are really, I think if you guys both love it,

and for me it's like, you know, fourth or fifth, it maybe should move on. I love it. Let's lock that one in. All right, so it's moving on. It's not the one seat. It's the two seat for sure They sure but let's lock in the the other one is going to be crunchy taco supreme or nacho cheese Doritos Locos taco supreme I am I think we count down for both supreme is going to win both of y'all love those Both of you guys love the nacho cheese one. Yeah, so I'm fine conceding

Crunchy soft. Wow! Does that solve it? Does that give us our final two? I think so. Carl, the gentlemanly gesture. Nacho cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme and spicy potato soft taco moving on. But I will tell you this. The coach of Doritos Nachos Locos Taco Supreme State University is committing fraud.

And he will be found out. Because somebody else will be here and the NCAA will investigate. I can't believe Belchak still isn't a head coach. That's insane to me. Man, tell his old ass to go sit down somewhere. The hell are you talking about? He don't need to be coaching nowhere, man. That dude's been at least in 1973, bro.

He's a great coach. He needs to be sitting on a fucking lake, bass fishing somewhere. He's hitting up that Robert Kraft massage parlor enjoying himself. He doesn't do stuff like that. Please. Give me a break. All right, if we were toward the Florida, you't do stuff like that. Okay, please. Give me a break.

All right, if we were Jordan Florey, you wouldn't go to that. With Bella Jack and Robert Graff, hell yeah. We go to one, I think that that was a reverie bad one. We go to a legit one. Yeah, we go to a legit Jack O'Busyne. Like the Wee Spa of Jack O'Spite. Of the, okay, so the recall.

The recall was big dog in us. He was like, I went to the Wee Spa and like walked around naked. I'll spot. Okay, so the three guys. The recall, because it was big dog in us, he was like, I went to the Wii spot and like walked around naked. He's like, be a man and go walk around naked there. Remember that? But he also told, he said he fell. He was walking around naked and he fell

and like some kids in swim trunks laughed at him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Fuckin' naked-noid. Oh, no! Just on my tail. We love them. To recap, the drinks goop. Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Mountain Dew Baja Blast freeze, move on, and of the taco goop. Nacho Cheese Doritos Locos Taco Supreme and Spicy Potato Soft Taco moving on to the elimination round.

Pepsi gets sour cream of the crop. Wow. What is that? What's the other sour cream of the crop? We don't have to pick one for tacos unless you can think of one that's funny. I guess soft taco could be kind of funny. Yeah, but it's just the worst one. Yeah, I don't know. I think potato taco also gets the sour cream of the crop. I think that's you can give it to one of the no ones. It's good. Why not?

It is good. I mean, we can do that. Sure. All right, spicy potato soft taco also gets sour cream of the crop, despite also winning in part its group being one of the top two. There you go. What a spirited discussion that was.

And so other items, how the turning works is that y'all will then make another list of items to go get. That's right. And these things items, how to turn it works is that y'all will then make another list of items to go get. That's right. And these things will compete. That's right. They were there. The upcoming groups will be, groups will be revealed on the following episodes. But yeah, two more, two more. This year, we don't know why exactly. We're kind of emulating the World Cup. Yeah. Yeah. But but two groups are going to turn into verses at some point. Yeah, it'll go to an elimination round. That's how the World Cup works. There's these group stages to emerge from each group.

Then they go on to an elimination round and they fight each other. That's what's gonna happen in the final two weeks of the tournament. But the first two weeks, we've got these goop stages. The next one will be on the Doe Boys Double and the next one after that in the main feed. Just like a restaurant or a value feedback.

Let's open up the feedback. We have a voicemail today. Am I if we can play this one? Hi Doe Boys, this is Taylor from Fayetteville, North Carolina, and I am the food reporter at our local newspaper. Wow, we are kicking off our annual Fayetteville Food Madness Tournament. And this year, locally owned restaurants and food trucks that serve hot dogs will face off and matchups for

readers vote for their favorite dog. Wow. At the end of the month, we'll crown a hot dog king. So, it got me wondering about y'all's favorite hot dogs, whether they be from chain restaurants or local spots. Thanks. Taylor from Fayetteville. How are we not invited to things like this?

I feel like that will get you to travel. That sounds fucking good. I would go to that for sure. Sounds fun as hell. I will say, Taylor, a much madness competition might be getting a cease and desist order from Love Ginsburg. And trust me, you do not want him. Get him, Ginsburg. Interesting.

Yeah. Okay. So they're gonna crowd a hot dog cream. The hot dog king got me wondering about y'all's Hmm interesting. Yeah, okay, so They're gonna crowd a hot dog cream the hot dog king Got me wondering about y'all's favorite hot dogs whether they be from chain restaurants or local spots Here's the thing got a shout out the Kirkland signature Costco dog In terms of value it's a great dog and you can also get them in store And they're easy to cook at home and replicate that experience, but just my answer is no. My answer is no though. A home cooked dog is, is, I mean, I've been to some great non-chain dog places and, and there's like places like. Well look, with Doghouse, we had a great time with our buddy Adam and Jerry's chain.

That was, that was, but I was just about to say, I don't consider that as much of like, I guess it is pretty big. It's a pretty big chain. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All right, well, Doghouse is maybe the answer where I'm like, where Doghouse is the one that crosses over to me to be like, I guess it is pretty big. It's a pretty big chain. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, dog houses may be the answer where I'm like, where dog house is the one that crosses

over to me to be like, this is like having a great home cooked dog. Yeah. But like Wienerschnitzel, not going to put up there. I'm not going to put in Shake Shack's dog. Like I'd much rather have a grilled dog at my house. I do love Wienerschnitzel, but Wienerschnitzel is collapsing. I think that they're shuttering locations all over the place. They have fewer and fewer menu items

I think that's a that's a chain mark for death. It's coming So pinks is not one of my favorites. I want to get your opinion on that don't like pinks I do not like pinks. I've only gone to pinks one time in the 26 years that I have lived in Los Angeles That's all you need and it was it was after a football game We had beat a team that our school hadn't beat in like 12 years. Wow. And is this while you're on the team?

Yeah. Tight end, right? Yeah, I played tight end. And shout out to Hamilton High School, Yankee Pride. And we had beat Westchester High School, which is by the airport. And we hadn't beat them in a long time in football. And so our offensive line coach, so we don't have lights at our school.

And so we had to play our games at four o'clock. So, or yeah, like four o'clock was the varsity game. And so we were done with the game by like six something and our offensive line coach takes us all. It's probably pitch black. Do that one. It's getting there though. The last quarter is getting tough, it's getting pitch black. Do it that way. No, it's getting there though. The last quarter is getting dusky.

But the Office of Line Coats, Sandusky. I was going to tell you about the Office of Line Coats. It's getting sand dusky in the showers. No, that's wrong. Let me stop. But the Office of Line Coats took us to Pinks. And I was like, so excited. I was like, damn, I ain't never been to Pink's since I live here.

Cause my mom's not a real hot dog person. I got a chili cheese dog and it was very lackluster. Pink stinks. It's all hype. It's all marketing and you see that line. You're like, oh, there must be a reason people go here and it's a bunch of tourists who go one time. Cause I get that's all you need.

Pink's is maybe, I feel bad saying Pink's stinks. I'll walk it back from stinks. Pinks is fine but it's like, it's overhyped. But it is the one tourist spot where I'm like, every other sort, if you go to Fleeps. Yeah. You're having a blast. I mean like there's so many tourist spots that I'm like, yeah that works. If you go to Musso and Franks.

Yeah sure. It's a great experience. Oh shit, you're having a blast. Yeah. Pinks, no. Yeah. There was a bar that I used to hang out You're having a blast. Pink snow. Yeah. There was a bar that I used to hang out at in Long Beach called Cowboy Country. Okay. And Cowboy Country had a man that would post up outside with a cart.

Fellow bouncer. Oh, okay. And he would steam the buns. Yeah. And the hot dogs were also very well steamed. And you could, my favorite, my toppings on top of a hot dog, controversial, but, you know, we've already talked about this on, I've gotten death threats from Detroit people for putting the cheese on a Coney. And to that I say, come, come tread on me. Uh, but it's a couple of podcast

sheriffs came in. We got to sell the badge. I think we could. I think it's a great idea. I think we could. I am armed and I will go down with a fight. But my regular hot dog toppings are ketchup mustard mayo and jalapenos. Pickle jalapenos. I love it.

And this dude's buns, sounds crazy. This dude's buns were so delicious. And the hot dog was like almost like the quarter pounder from 7-Eleven. And so that was probably my favorite, but we have to say chains, right? No, I think that's all totally up for grabs. Yeah, that guy, of course, the Dodger dog.

I mean, not the Dodger dog, the the street dog the street meat here in Los Angeles Bacon wrapped hot dog if you get a good one in this fresh it tastes phenomenal. These street dogs It's fresh because you used to see him more in Hollywood. I feel like they're so they're always like in the city or south now Yeah, you get the street dogs outside the outside the popping spots There's usually a person who set up if you ever go to shortstop or a little joy right there. Right near sure. There's one right there. And those are always those always hidden. Which is close to your dog topping is because it's ketchup, mayo, mustard. Yeah, and it's bacon wrapped and they put big onions on it.

Yeah, yeah. Big peppers on it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was buried in my iPad for a second here because Cowboy Country, I was like, I don't think I've been there from the Long Beach area. And Lakewood. Yeah, yeah. But I looked it up and I'm pretty sure I know what this bar is, but it's just one of those places that's been renamed a bunch of times. Here's Cowboy Country. There's my childhood home. Wow, right there. Less than two miles away. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. Get close to Cowboy away. How about that? Yeah, close to cowboy country

I sure did oh should have came in there hung out. I haven't been I haven't been down here since 2016 Something about that year changed the clientele at that bar That was a little so nice to me anymore we got out of gaberson I got out of tenet and there's a dude like waiting at the entrance of the, you know, the, what is it now? The TCL Chinese Theater, they're the new owners. The TCL Chinese Theater, the big IMAX theater on Hollywood Boulevard, Walk of Fame,

like one of the worst parts of the city. And there's a guy set up who's vending, who's selling MAGA hats. Yeah. I was like, wow, that's wild. Probably get a lot of sales right there in Hollywood. I would say so, yeah. It was around outside the Chinese theater. Yeah, I was like, wow, that's wild. We probably get a lot of sales right there in Hollywood. I would say so, yeah. It was around the Chinese theater.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. Ciri. Location reminder. I think you should be like that. Look, I. Oh, she's nice. Sorry, what are you going to say?

Hot take. When is good and when the buns are fresh, 7-eleven. Wow. Yeah. I'll take a fresh 7-eleven dog, why not? Yeah, I'll get two of them. Big bite. I'll get two big bites and I'll do the topics that I just listed before, catch up Mayo,

mustard, jalapeno on one and then I'll do a chili cheese on the other. I ate that more when I was a young athlete and didn't gain as much weight, but that was the gym. Two of those, some hot Cheetos and a Pepsi Blue. Ah, the good old days. This is fucking great now. And look Casey, you got a hot dog topping you like? Or type of hot dog? I'm just a straight mustard guy.

Just regular mustard, there you go, it's classic. Very Chicago, yeah. See, I'm like the opposite of that, mostly just ketchup. Mostly just ketchup. A little bit of mustard, but mostly ketchup, or chili and cheese. But that's a different thing. Love a chili cheese dog, yeah.

Oh, speaking of chili and cheese, Wendy's Chili is now coming in cans at the grocery store. Wow! Not a huge can, but like, yeah, and it's a, I guess not a single serving, it's a regular, I guess a regular sized can, like it's yeah and it's a not I guess not single serving it's a regular I guess the regular size can like a can good and it's like seven bucks it's expensive but you know good chill flex when you can yeah we're getting bread out here patreon is treating us well you can get your 799 can of Wendy's

chili and it's good I did that I did that with cheese recently. I was like, I'm gonna make some chili cheese dogs today at home and it was very tasty. Wendy's just tried that bullshit where they're like, we're gonna like maybe raise the prices. Oh, the surge pricing. The surge pricing. I'm sure they've already apologized by now. They've already pulled it back. They've walked it back.

But I was saying to you when I heard the news that the guy who came up with that idea should be tarred and feathered. I think that, I've been watching John Adams mini series and I think that tarring and feathering should come backred and feathered I think that I've been watching John Adams mini series And I think that tar and tarring and feathering should come back when it comes when it comes to harring and feather There's just there's so analogous to Hollywood where it's these people who are fucking out of their mind making decisions and we should pull them out of the buildings

And tar and feather them. I mean like this tech asshole. He's got feathers all over tar and feather with them. I mean like- Look at this tech asshole. He's got feathers all over him. He's like a fucking chicken. It doesn't kill you. It doesn't kill you. It doesn't kill you.

You look like an idiot. You look like an idiot. You gotta go take a bath. Yeah, what's fucking- It's even easier nowadays because you can like go to the dermatologist or something if you have. Back then, you know,

you have some sort of reaction to it. It could be a bad deal. I am allergic to feathers. So don't tar and feather me. Just to be clear. But what are you gonna say? You're gonna say Mitch when you were talking about your-

Oh, I was just gonna say, I feel like, you know, if we found out a place was like, you know, a mile and a half from your Quincy home, I feel like you'd be like, wow, look at that. I love it, but you know, you're not as affectionate about your hometown. That's kind of interesting. What was my next one?

I think that's a wild coincidence. Yeah. And I'm nervous for Carl being a young boy near your fucking home That was it was there another spot you were gonna mention that was near because you're talking about shortstop and then you were saying little joy You know, they're right there on that same block. I'm just saying there's a uh, no the uh, the cart like the street the street meat Good right there. You know, it does a great hot dog is kogi when they have it They don't always have it, but they have a really good hot truck the truck. Yeah, hmm

I'll tell you I was at the Vista theater and I've had quite a few hot dogs in the last few weeks. I've been there I did ketchup mustard Relish in jalapenos jalapenos on a dogger think a lot of it is very good. Absolutely the street dogs are great I do think I always just love a nice grilled dog. Yeah, maybe more than anything else, but You know like, like a barbecue hot dog. My sister and I were talking about this the other day, but sometimes you just get to eat the hot dog with no toppings on it, you know?

It's the end of the cookout. Love a plain dog. You see the plain dog? Yeah, why not? Mike, that gets a little too dry for me. I at least gotta throw some, my plain dog, kind of the version of what KC and M would do is some barbecue sauce right on it.

Oh, that's all right. It's just a thing of a square of barbecue sauce, a little plop of barbecue sauce and. Man, hot dogs are roll. We were talking about how we missed the arc light with Gendigo, the arc light dog. Yeah. Anyways, yeah, a home cooked dog, but there's,

there are options. I mean, like the fast food chains to me are the lesser, except for doghouse. That is the one that I forgot how big doghouse is. Yeah, it's great. Hey, let us know your picks. Hashtag hot dog king or queen. Wow.

I'll also shout out to Fish, our discord mod who is a hot dog enthusiast. And if you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurants, you can email us at feebagatbirdfuck.com or leave us a voicemail at 830 Godot. That's 830-463-6844. Much madness 2024 the tournament of champions nine dokiro talk obel continues Tuesday on the dough boys double and all munch log subscribe at patreon.com slash dough boys Mexico just reformed with North America Seation Carl Tartt one of our favorites. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I have you. It's been a long time y'all. I missed you guys

Miss you, too. I missed the listeners. That sounds... I love them. We gotta hang out. We haven't hung out in a while. We haven't. You keep saying that. We missed the whole football season.

That is insane. That's basketball season. We were in for a game there. We were in Chiefs or we were in San Francisco? In the last game, I was rooting San Francisco. That was a game time decision. I talked about it on my football podcast, Fools Balls, right here on the Head Gum Network.

Make sure you check it out. Check it out. I said, wow, the country really must be progressing. Because for the first time, I was rooting against a Black quarterback and for a white running back. I was like, this Christian McCabrey guy's pretty hot stuff. I think I wanna see this guy do it. But I'm also, it's one of those times where I'm like,

I just got so sick of the Chiefs at the end. Like I'm over it, I'm over everything. I'm over the Taylor Swift stuff. I'm over the Chiefs like crying the whole season. Like beyond the Taylor Swift, so just them crying to the refs and everything, they have become, the hero has become the villain, you know,

for me in that group. But also it's always nice to see a Bay Area team lose. So. And having the Patriots, I mean, people are not gonna like them anymore. Three Super Bowl wins now, it's just gonna, we should watch game, but I'm a Celtics fan, you're not gonna be, you're not gonna be,

you're not gonna be you're not gonna be We should maybe watch a neutral when I have watched games together. It's fine. Yeah, but the Lakers Celtics rivalry is kind of dying a little bit Yeah, it's I mean, you know, it's it's it's honestly Lakers slippers have become a little bit like this a real battle for LA Things is we had the heck of a slobber knocker last night with LeBron going off He went off on us, you know, the first fourth quarter comeback. The fourth quarter starting lineup was the stupidest shit that Tyler was probably done and since he's been coaching with us, it was it was bad. I was really nervous about the Bucks, but now Doc Rivers is the head coach.

So I feel pretty good, honestly. I think that we'll see what happens. I don't know if the team, I don't know if the Celtics team has what it I don't know they make me nervous. They're so good. They're so good They're best team in NBA by far by a long shot. They really are and Miami is gonna whoop that ass If they get into the if they get into the playoffs anyways, we'll watch it. We got to watch a game We're gonna hang people should check out a of course foosballs gossip Kings the flagrant ones Yeah, I think it's ending

So we can choose we got one more episode of gossip Kings It's gonna be a live stream it will be on the network after but like on Wednesday March 17th at 7 p.m. Pacific 10 p.m. Eastern 9 p.m. Central 8 p.m. Mountain We will be live streaming my after live reaction the 13th. Oh, I think you said 17 No, the 13th, okay, we will be live streaming me watching the finale episode for the first time Wow It so don't I mean I say this to everybody don't spoil it for me any dicks in my DMs that for me, any dicks in my DMs that will even think about that. I will get your IP address. I will find you.

I will beat the living shit out of you. Look, keep it. No, no dicks in the DMs. Keep it to left titties. Yeah, you can send me a left tittie, but do not send me a gossip girl spoiler. Because I'm really, I've made it this whole time. We've been doing this podcast for three years now.

It started in the pandemic still, and I've made it this far, and it's time for me to finally finish this series. And people have been so great about not spoiling stuff, but there's still dicks out there. So I almost feel bad for even saying it, because I know that's gonna make somebody wanna spoil it for me.

But I will find you. If you, um, I will find you. If you spoil it, I will find you. Think you will be anonymous. I will find you. Wow. Maybe we just, maybe we could do a tour date just revolving around that. Like whatever hometown that guy's in going. And I'm gonna knock on every fucking door and I won't rest.

I won't sleep until I find you and I will beat the dog shit out of you. Wow. I think this is the perfect way to end the episode. Then we'll review Culver's, so check that out. Oh yeah, cause he's gonna be from Milwaukee or probably Detroit. Yeah. I believe in that.

Still mad about the hot dogs. Hey, that'll do it for this episode of Doe Boys. Until next time, for The Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell, I'm Nick Weigher. Happy eating! Yeah. Yeah. Hey buddy, we forgot one thing.

We fucked up already. We, shockingly, we fucked up already. We forgot to invoke the Jess McKenna rule and decide, like the alien getting the burger, who the tournament chompion was going to ultimately go to and to what end? It's not my fault. I just want to say it's also not my fault now. Who does that leave whose fault it could be? That's up to you to infer I have I

Have an idea. Oh, I have an idea I have an idea of someone who makes the rules who could have reminded us anyways anyway What we ended up doing is that with our episode that's going to be out on Tuesday with our friend Lamar Woods, a fellow gossip king, we delegated the duty for figuring out who this is going to to Lamar. So we're going to show that right now. Hey, we're the dough boys, we fucked up and we forgot to do a big part of the tournament, but we're here to tell you the winner of the Taco Bell tournament is going as per the Lamar Woods rule, two, I'm sorry, as per the Lamar Woods rule, two. Austin Butler. Wow.

Let's go. Motherfucking Elvis, what else he was in? What else? Elvis dude. Dude, dude. He's in an army show on Apple. I think Oh, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he plays the he plays like the hippie guy text. Yes He gets he gets well, I know spoilers, but he okay. I know you're talking about yeah

Well, yeah, good luck to him man. I think he's gonna do big things. So wow awesome butler We're hopefully the item makes him be himself. He loses the Elvis. That's right. He drops out of deep character, doesn't have the Elvis adaptation, doesn't have the fight, Ruta voice from a Harkinen voice from Dune Part Two. Yes.

He can be himself again. He can be himself. Yeah. And the loser goes is eaten by a sandworm. Wow. Wow. Fitting. That's very fair.

Let's fucking go. Wow. Wow. Why? The items that fitting. Let's fucking go. Wow. Wow, why? The items that move on are gonna go to Austin Butler and try to get him out of his character actor mode and make him Austin Butler again and the loser is gonna go down to the sand worms. Wow, all makes sense to me.

Tuesday on Doe Boyz Double, we continue Munch Madness 2024, the turn of Chompions Nine with guest Lamar Woods. We'll see you then! See you then. Things are going smooth. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha