Doughboys - Oops! All Segments! 4!I

Episode Date: January 8, 2026

It's the return of Oops! All Segments! John Hodgman, Kimia Behpoornia, Jamelle Bouie, Sandy Honig, Paul Rust, Andrea Jin, Casey Donahue, Mookie Blaiklock, Toni Charline Ramos, and Zach Cherry join the 'boys to participate in a variety of NEW segments.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at kinshipgoods.com/doughboysAdvertise on Doughboys via Gumball.fmSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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For sure. Get started on your dream website today. Head to squarespace.com slash handsome for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use the offer code handsome to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Hey, buddy, welcome to another edition of Oops All Segments. Mitch, this is a collection. of some of our favorite guests,

all doing all new, brand new segments that you've never seen before. No, watch. You've never heard or seen these, so don't be complaining. Don't complain. We're not recycling old segments. Well, some of them are segments

that we've done before, like snack or whack or whatever, but they're new versions of it. So they're new. Everything is new. And we're not even saying the episode would be good. It might be a bad episode. It will be a bad episode, but it's all new stuff that you've never heard before.

So here's what happens. We do these segments, and sometimes we're like, let's do another one. I just wanted it to feel right. Yeah. And so we'll have just a bonus segment. We'll have like a bonus segment because we'll do a couple of different segments

and then we'll pick the best one and put that in the episode. So these are like the extra segments that weren't good enough for the main feature. Yes, yeah. But they're all new. And here's what else will happen is Emma will be, Emma. And here's what else will be happening. Emma will be editing the podcast and then she'll be editing it together. She'll be going, oops, it's all segments.

And she didn't realize that she put all the segments together. That's the other thing is a lot of times they're like an Emma mistake. It's like she's just editing, just whatever. she, like just the audio that she has. And then she like, oh my God, I actually put this episode out of order. It's all segments. So you'll notice sometimes we'll have like, oops, all segments, all coalesics, and it will be all

koalic segments. Oops, all koalics did not perform well for us. Yeah, we lost a lot of advertisers on oops all koalics. Yeah. It won't even let me upload that file anymore. Yeah, yeah, unfortunately. It's on the dark web. People will release it on a certain day, April 1st.

Mitch, you cad. Wags, it's going to be a good app. We got some of our faves. A lot of our faves are in here. You'll see and hear all of them. And hey, why don't we just get right into it? Check it out. Eips. Hey, buddy. We're here with Judge John Hodgman. Here to Judge John Hodgman. Here to judge some chips. That's right. We got some Chinese lays. We're going to eat them all. It's chips and hail. Rest

Two Rangers. There's no bag too big, no bag too small. If you've got chips just call Chit-chid-chips inhale. Rest you range. Chit-ch-chips inhale. Every flavor

you know it never fails once we're involved. Somehow these chips will eat them all. Oh my God, he's going to pass. Okay, I went too high there I have trouble finding the right register Yeah, yeah, no, I was great Too big, bag too small

I should have gone down there There's there, yeah No, you could, yeah We've got chips just call Chichichin'Hale I don't like that either, honestly Rescue Rangers Right here

Chit Chips In hail Rest you Rangers Chips inhale Every flavor You know it never fails That's where I should have got Okay, for next time Okay first up we got

And Emma, thank you so much for curing these for us. Roasted garlic oyster flavor. I couldn't tell if he was out of breath or if he was going, like trying to sing high. I went too high. There's no bag, too big. I was matching the sources that I sing my own register. He's finally broken. Ha ha.

We've got roasted garlic oyster flavor. I thought it was beautiful. Roasted garlic oyster flavor. Fried crab flavor. Fried crab flavor. And numb and spicy hot pot flavor. Now, how do you feel about the, you know, you get the numbing flavors because that always

like kind of fun to my brain a little. The Sichuan peppercorn. I like it. You like it a lot? I like spicy things. Do you want to start with this bad boy? We're going to do the numbing first. Mitch,

I'm going to toss crab over to you. Well, I feel like we can always just kind of dig into these. We're all going to dig in. What's your favorite laze varietal? Me, I mean, like we, I love the old dressed. You know my favorite.

Yeah, but you got to be in Canada or near Canada in order to get that. So then if I'm talking about about, oh, fuck, I just dropped the bag. And I'm going to say something. All dressed? Muddy. Too many flavors. Wow. The thing I will say is of readily available American flavors of lays,

we're talking about lays specifically from the Free to Lays brand. Plain. I think the plain lays are pretty damn good. They're pretty amazing. It's true. Oh, man. All right, I'm having this roasted garlic oyster flavor. I'm trying.

I have never tried any of these. They just sounded absolutely wild. These are very oystery. Ew. The fried crab flavor is. is to taste too much like seafood.

Yeah, this is a real, I mean, this is the kind of thing you'll see, you'll get an Asian snacks, a strong, like, artificial seafood flavor. Oh my God. Pretty forward with this.

I'm not sure they taste like the garlic oysters that are depicted on the bag. It's more sort of like an oyster sauce and, and with a garlic, with a strong garlic character. I think they're not bad.

The fried crab flavor is the most seafood tasting thing I've tasted that's not seafood. Here is. And I don't know. I don't know if I like the magic of that at all. This is numb and spicy hot pot flavor.

You're going to enjoy this. You're a little bit of a heat seeker as I know. There's a little bit of kick that comes in at the end. These are ridged as well. Those are ridged as well. No, not very often. These are a million times better than the fried crab. Fried crab is insane.

All right, I'm trying fried crab. Hey, I like these quite a bit. Oh, I can get into this. Really? I like this. Well, you know that I like the gunky stuff. that's that's gunky these have a real real

kick to them this real this reminds me of shrimp chips you know oh yeah those little I can't remember the brand name

but you see them in Asian markets all the time these are they taste like they taste like shrimp shells these have a potent

kick to them yeah I am quite surprised by you don't usually get those in western potato chips but look I'm going

I'm going back like a zaps I'm going back to the bagwell with this see I'm going to circulate these over

to the producer's desk um which one's roasted garlic oyster flavor? Numb and spicy hot pop flavor is my favorite by car. I just nipped it. Amalia, did you say it smells like a litter box in here?

I think it's that bad. There's definitely a cat food odor to these guys. Fried crab is my least favorite. Well, that fakesy foodie, you know what I mean? Yeah. I wonder what you'll think of those. Let me try these. Amelia, could you walk those

garlic oyster flavors? Wow. I tell you, that's not bad at all. I really like that. I kind of like this. This definitely tastes very seafoody. Yeah, as a crustacean boy, I enjoy that quite a bit. I like seafood.

I did that, those put me off quite a bit. Get away from me. Get away from you like them? No. Oh, you didn't have those. I just did. I'm sorry. I just tried the roasted oyster and garlic.

Those are number two. Oasteroastero is number two for me after the spicy hot pot. These are so, I'm shocked at how polarizing these are. The garlic, I mean, the garlic is very forward in that. Yeah, it's very garlicky. And I don't actually get a lot of oyster out of it. Yeah, again, I feel like I'm getting his oyster sauce, which is kind of its own thing. Maybe that's what, maybe that's what's happening there.

It's not terrible, but it's very garlicky. I like those, but I think that my favorite, as a bit of a heat seeker, are those, those too. I mean, those are, those have a real kick to them. My tongues become so numb. Fuck, that's good. It was. It's really good.

It's really good. I don't even know what that reference is, and I like it. It's just a, it's now like a 20-year-old reference. It's a numb by what's the band? Lincoln Park. Okay. I like it. Great joke.

Lincoln Pork? Good job. Stinking Park. Stinking Park. Stinking pork. Stinking pork. Stinkin' pork. We did it.

Links of pork? Links of pork. Links of pork. Linking pork. Linking pork. Linking pork. Linking pork. Linking pork.

Linking pork. Linking pork. My tongues become so numb by linking pork. Yeah. You're welcome, culture. We got there. My tongues become comfortably numb. Oh, there we go.

Who's that by? Pork Floyd. Pork Floyd. Stink Floyd? Why do you think stink? I don't know. Food's stinky. These chips are stinky.

These chips stink. These chips stink. Here's how I'd rank. First of all, I think they're all snacks. I like all three of them, and maybe I'm alone there. I might be the only person who liked all three of them. Deis, did you try them? Nope.

You fucking cowards. We smelled them. Emma, you bought them. You picked them up. Not because you wanted to eat them. You have to eat them. I think you have to try them. It's not their job to eat anything.

You don't have to eat anything you know what I smelled them. Here's the thing. I'm still sipping my coffee over here, and I think if I eat this and then keep sipping my coffee, who's going to ruin my coffee, and I'm not okay with that. I call these the litter box lays. The litter box lays. Amilla, you fuck with seafood. I think you should try the fried crab

That's actually a good point The fried crab, I like the fried crab I like those quite a bit I don't like them at all Really? All right Yes, whack for me I become so, my tongue's become so numb Is my number one

I think the fried crab might be my number two And the roasted garlic would be my number one I don't like that Casey, come on I didn't have to eat them I don't even like shellfish to begin with That tastes like I ate the part of the crab You're not supposed to eat by accident

That's what I'm talking about I like that the gunky stuff in the shellfish. I eat the lobster tamale. I'll go all the way. I like that stuff. But it is a strong taste. It is an acquired taste. I don't like that at all. And I would never eat that in public, the fried crab. I like it the best. Yeah. But I wouldn't open it in a car. No, yeah. That would be on a plane or something in confined space. It would, right. But I think that the comfortably numbs are openable anywhere and delicious. I like them a lot. I like those. So those are your number ones. Would you have

the fried, do we have the same ranking? Wow, we're in the handholding club. We're in the handholding club. I saw David Gilmore perform comfortably numb on Halloween night this past year at the Hollywood Bowl. How about that? It was a tear jerking performance. I cried and I jacked off.

You brought a shower to the Hollywood Bowl? Does anyone made that joke that tear jerking performers? You cry and jack off? Probably, but I don't know. Probably. I liked your version. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. And when he, I just, I'm remembering this now because I know you saw him and you said like it was weird that because he's, when before he did the song, he said, uh, call me David filled pork. And then he's saying my tongue has become comfortably known. My tongue has become comfortably dumb. And then he's like, ladies and gentlemen, Lincoln pork. And they came out on stage. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They tore together all the time. Pork Floyd combo that everyone has been looking for. Yeah, yeah. I think that I would probably give wax to.

two of these. Wow. Which ones? Okay, I think I know. The crab and the oyster ones I like a lot more than the crab ones. You should, look, you guys tried the, these are better. It smells wild in here. It smells horrible. These are better. These are better. Emma, those, those are better than the crab. All right. And I wonder what you'll think. You don't like them. Amelia's making a face. No, I don't like that either. You're both distressed. No, like it. All right. I don't think I like seafood flavored chips. I'm so picky about my seafood in general that I feel

like putting the flavor just willy-nilly on things. I'm like, ugh. Do you want to try these spicy ones? They are pretty spicy. The hot pot ones are the best. They were all of our favorites. I will say I like the oyster better than the crab because the aftertaste of that was not disgusting. The aftertaste of that crab one was not for me.

I'll try the hot one. You want to try a hot one? The hot pot ones are good. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, those are good. Not bad. All right, hey. We have a unanimous verdict here, which is that the numbing. Thumbs down on all three.

Thumbs down on all three. I gave a thumbs up. Casey's give his thumbs up. Amelia, what's your favorite, though? They're all whack, right, Amelia? I don't think any of them. You don't like any of them. You like the crab on the most, maybe?

I don't know. I think they're all equally bad. Wow. That is a sneaky heat to it, though. Everyone else likes the spicy ones, at least. Sneaky heat. Were you talking about the chips or you're talking about every episode of doughboys?

This job. We'll be back with more Oopsall segments. Stick around So this is for your clip show Where you repurpose old shit No this is a new This is a new segment The people people won't have seen

What the hell? Stick around Hey Buddy continuing on here With Kimia Bipornia It's time For food court I've got some hot button food topics

And we'll be Judge Jury And Snack Executioner This week's topic You're gonna snack secute one of us Whoa I'm not one of you Huh? Oh, one of the snacks? One of the, I think one of the snacks. I think, yeah, I guess one of the snacks.

Okay, great. I have, I got to say something before you start. I said this thing, and you didn't overhear it, so you'll like to hear that. Okay. I said this thing where I was like, hey, you know, Otani, you know, Shohay Otani, who. Dodger's Star. Dodger's Star. Did I butcher his first name? No, I'll be MVP. No, I think you got it.

But he has this house, and I was talking about the house, and I was like, you know, who, used to own it is Adam Carolla. And then I see Amelia go, and I was like, do you know Adam Carolla? She said, no. And she went, Adam Carolla of Toyota? So what, what do you mean? I don't know.

He could be related to Toyota. To the car, the Toyota Carola. The man who made Toyota maybe, I don't. I get how your brain got there. Yeah, the connection. Honestly, I don't want to correct you. I just want you to think that. Actually, you know what?

You should just think. That's good. That's better. All right. This week's food court topic, cookies. All right. My favorite food. Your favorite food is cookies.

One of them. Wow, okay. Here we go. They're at top. You'll probably have some verdicts on these. First up, cookie dough, raw or baked? Oh, shit. Wait, baked is a cookie.

What do you mean? Yeah. You can't, if you bake it, it's... Then it's a cookie. It's a cookie. Well, would you rather have cookie or would you rather have a cookie, I guess is the question. Oh. I don't know.

Cookie dough. That's why I don't know the question. I mean, they're a different experience. experiences so what uh i'd rather eat a cookie i think yeah i think i'd rather eat a cookie than cookie dough but i do like cookie dough yeah i do like cookie dough and honestly i'm like do i look do i like cookie dough ice cream more than i like cookies well Mitch that's interesting that's fine because that's a whole different thing oh you don't know i know i know i know i love ice cream ice cream is my favorite dessert so cookie dough ice cream you probably do like more no i'd rather have a cookie than cookie

dough ice cream. Whoa. Okay. Yeah. You know what I don't like is those places that are like, we serve cookie dough with toppings and whatever, you know, those cookie dough spots? Yeah, sure. The places where they just scoop you cookie dough, I think that's crazy. I don't need that.

Cookie doughs for like eating a couple scoops or licking a big spoonful of if you're making a cookie. And that's where it belongs. Eat the cookie. I agree. Grow up, eat the cookie. I also. I want to feel naughty when I'm eating the cookie dough.

Like, oh, I shouldn't. Yeah, yeah. That's part of the. So if someone's making a whole storefront where you can just get scoops of a cookie dough and it's allowed and we're all just out here scooping cookie dough on the streets. No. That's chaos. I never want to eat cookie dough with you. The way you eat it. It's a nutty experience. I shouldn't. I don't need to see that. Give it a try. No, no, I don't want to do it. I don't want to do it with me either because I don't want him to catch me doing it. I was on his side and then he did it again and not anymore. I think cookies usually went up, but I do think, I mean, is the best cookie. better than the best cookie dough ice cream. That's the big question for me, and I don't know the answer. I keep petting jemmy's, but emphasizing I should stop doing that.

You seem to be, Amelia, you seem to be a raw cookie dough advocate. Wow. Interesting. I'll make cookie dough. Just to eat it. And I'll not bake them. I'll just put them in the fridge. Wow.

I respect that too. Okay. Just don't go to the establishments that sell you cookie dough. Yeah. I concur. Next up, oatmeal raisin cookies. Interesting or boring? Interesting.

I'd say interesting. A bad one is so boring, though. I get the boring side of this, but also, come on, Grandma's love, you know what I mean? Grandma's love. What's important about that? Yeah. It's also a spiced cookie.

It's got a lot of spices in it, so it's inherently interesting. Grandma's love is not just for grandpa. It's for you, too, when she makes you the little, uh... Sometimes it's for grandpa. Are you being grandpa? Wait. I guess it would be. grandpa in this equation.

I think that I like them. Here's my thing. I like oatmeal cookies. I'm not the biggest raisin guy. So it's not that the oatmeal is a holdup. It's the raisin, but like an oatmeal chocolate chip. Hey, I love that. Like a frosted oatmeal, I love that.

But I'll have an oatmeal raisin cookie. I'm okay with that. Raisins at their best when they're an ingredient. Yeah. Like plain raisins. No, I'm not going to... Chocolate covered raisins. I'm not going to... Plain raisins, no. I'm not going to turn up my nose at It's just contextual. But I think we're all going to say if our choices are interesting or boring, we're going to go with interesting.

Yeah, I guess interesting or boring. Sorry, there is a lot of bias with these questions because I wrote. I'm feeling it. Do you think, do you think oatmeal raisin cookies are boring? Yeah. Okay. The classic binary, interesting or boring. That's awesome that those were the two choices.

Okay, next up. Okay, I see the bias here. Refrigerating cookie dough. True or hate. Refrigerating cookie dough A Necessary Step in the Baking Process Or sham Oh my God

Baking soda? No, no, no, no, refrigerating the dough. Sometimes you have to chill the dough For a recipe. Oh. I wouldn't say it's a sham. That's not a sham? I don't know.

Yeah, it just gives you a different texture cookie. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a sham. No, I think you don't have to do it, but if you do it, it gives you a different shaped cookie than if you don't do it. The problem is, Emily, these two options

are, this is, this is a false choice because it can't either be necessary or a sham. There are times when you can do it and it might enhance the cookie. But it's not absolutely essential. But it wouldn't go all the way to sham. Also, if you ever want to discuss some of this stuff, you can just ask us about it on the podcast.

Yeah, we can also. It looks like you might want to have a private conversation about some of these things. So you're deeply held beliefs. Don't have to air them out publicly. I can't wait for the rest of these Next up, dipping your cookie in a beverage Enhances the experience

Or ruins the texture Yeah, I'm with you on this one Ruins the texture Ruins the drink Ruins the cookie Boy, I kind of like it I think it's kind of fun But again, I don't want to go nuts with it

I don't want to, like I used to just take an Oreo and like have it sit in there Until it like basically liquidified Don't want to do it that much Now like a quick dip and then a bite But now you can have different textures You can control the texture That's fun

Here's the thing I came to love as an adult. Cookies and coffee. Yes. That is great. And you can have a cookie with breakfast. You can do that if you want. As an adult, you can do that. You can do anything you want.

You can do whatever. I don't think you need to dip. What I do love is bite sip. That's fine. Bite sip is good. Bite sip is good. But also, it's maybe the ideal. Dip I don't want.

A soggy Oreo cookie and milk? Ooh, I kind of like it. I'm sorry. Maybe Oreo is the only one where I'm like Okay, dip a bowl cookie It's part of the experience, sure I still wouldn't do it But I forgive an Oreo

Here's a question for you You pour yourself a bowl of frosted flake cereal That's, I'm going with one of my favorite cereal Classic cereal We've all had frosts What's your favorite cereal? Oh wow, interesting toys What a choice

You pour the milk on Yeah Are you trying to get the crisp cereal Or you're trying to get it a little sogged For me I want it just a little sods But just a little so. I like it crisped. Really?

I don't mind them sog, but I love the first few bites when they're crisp. This may be the difference. I like the, I like the, I like, like, I don't like it mush, but I like it to be a little soggy. I like it's easy to eat. I'm getting all the flavors, but it's not like goop completely. Sure. I want some crunch, but I want a dry guy. Like I like I want it to be a little bit.

I don't need too much crunch, but just a little. No, that's what I mean. Like it's just a little bit. I think we're on the same page. You guys are green. Yeah. Okay. You know what?

Can I just pitch a episode here? Yeah. And you can be a part of this episode if you want. I feel like you probably don't want to come back to the show for like a year or so after doing this. I don't assume. We put milk and we put cereal and bowls. We put milk in it and we eat it at different times. Oh, yeah, that's good.

And then you just. So we have three different bowls. Think your favorite. We add milk to all three. I say five different bowls. Five different bowls. We add milk to all of them at the same time. And then we have timers.

Yes. And we're like, okay, we're eating this one of medium. Yes, immediately. This one's on a minute. This one's on five minutes. This one's on 20 minutes. I bet you different serials would give you different answers. I think they would.

That's kind of fun. Yeah. This is like a year's worth of content. That's good. Throwed that down. Okay. Hell, yeah. This one is maybe a little bit too adjacent to the previous one.

It seems like they're all pretty adjacent. Seems like you were pretty pissed off about one subject of thing. Next up on cookie food court, milk with cookies. yes or no. What the hell? Specifically milk. Yes. Yes.

Okay, how about this? What the hell is your answer? It's no. Okay. It's no. It's with tea or coffee. Okay, this leads us to the next one. This next food court item from Amelia is

Santa has tea with his cookies too, not just milk. Discuss. Discuss? Discuss? You bring up lore. that we're supposed to believe as a fact and then discuss.

Okay. I'm saying that doesn't have tea. No, he has milk. No, you're supposed to decide it's a fact. Just talk about it, huh? First of all. I think, okay, so let, if I'm thinking. Why don't, why don't you?

Well, the last question could have been cookies with milk or cookies with tea. You could have said that, too. That would have gotten you there, huh? I don't know. Discuss. Okay, we'll discuss. Santa does not be drinking tea.

I think these are great. I think Santa might need some tea because he's making so many stops and maybe he needs a little caffeine lift him out midway through the night. So I can see it. I can understand that. He also needs tea.

It's a winter holiday. Yeah, it's got a warm up. It's brisk out there. Yeah. Great. For me, cookies with tea is some fucking Papa Noel or whatever the fuck

England calls, say it. Father Christmas. Father Christmas. Papa Noel. Father Christmas is full shit. I got like the good old USA of A Santa. Give me the milk and cookie Santa. That's what he is all about.

He's not drinking tea. He doesn't drink that shit. And if you leave tea with your cookies, he's fucking skipping your house. Wow. Well, if you leave tea, it's probably bad because you don't know when he's going to come by. Yeah, that's true. Right point. Hot tea when he gets there.

You got to leave like a hot water bottle, I guess. I think he gets tired of milk. I think he wants a little bit of variety. But where do you leave in a tea bag with a hot water bottle? Yeah, because you got it. The temp matters. The temp. Oh, I guess I didn't consider the tent.

Yeah, see, I've got you there. He still drinks it. I mean, it's gone every time, you know? Okay. Yeah, we can argue with that. What are you talking about it's gone every time? What do you mean? It's gone every time.

It always drinks the tea. It's your house? Is this what you're talking about? Yeah. I think this was happening in Amelia's apartment last year. Final one is related. Wait, I want to say this. Santa is drinking too much milk

And that is at the end of the night Drinking all that milk Mrs. Claus isn't a world of That's not good Yeah you said Santa's got to sleep on the couch after that It's got to sleep on it is too much milk I finally

So I think that he either drinks the milk Or doesn't drink the milk I think he might I think some of that milk Is maybe going down the sink But he appreciates the spirit of the gesture Finally Christmas Say he's going to the sink

Okay Christmas Is it a cookie holiday Yeah Christmas is a cook As opposed to Wait, what do we Is this another disgust? Now I'm spiraling

I think it's a cookie holiday Cookies are ever present In the Christmas holiday This is Look he's being a little trickster here I'm not being any I'm just reading the copy That was given to me

You wrote this down This is something you guys We've talked about before And I've fallen into a trap It's an ongoing discussion On the podcast But I think we've landed On Christmas ultimately

Is a cookie holiday I think I'll read I'll say your I love your reaction to it of fuck this is a fucking stupid inside thing podcast shit oh the idea of Santa going and pouring a little milk down the drain is very sweet it is nice yeah he's like they got it I can't my belly's too full yeah my belly like a bowl full of jelly has too much milk in it I got to pour this out but I want to I want them to think I enjoyed it yeah it is sweet man Santa's so cool yeah what a great guy one of our best yeah but stay don't like you know just pour it down the and get out. Don't fucking don't take your day. I don't look at my stuff. Don't look at my things.

Get out of here. I can look at a little stuff. Bringing gifts. It entitles me to look at some stuff. And if I'm bringing underwear, I can look at the old underwear. What? Santa?

nasty. Santa is nasty. Yeah. Discuss. We'll be right back with more oops, all segments. See ya. All right, continuing on here with our buddy Jamel Bowie.

Hey, we got some chips, and we're going to eat them all. It's time for chips inhale, rest chew rangers. Hit it, Emma. There's no bag too big, no bag too small. If you got chips, just call chich-ch-ch-ch-chips inhale. Restu-range. Ch-ch-ch-ch-chips inhale. Every flavor, you know it never fails once we're involved.

Somehow these chips will eat them all. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-chips. Inhale. All right, we've got the Pringles Hot Ones. We've got Rojo and Verde. These are two of the Pringles Hot Ones. Let me have a prestigious guest. Four, oops, all segments.

And it starts off with you singing Chips and Hail. And also, your register goes up as you sing. Did you know what I thought? Halfway through you started going, ha, d'u-da-butt you bring it. I started in too low an octave is the thing I realized. You should start it up here. I'm not a prestigious guest. In fact, I know this for a fact.

I know some chunk of your listeners, you recognize me. No idea that it'll work for the New York Times. So we've got the Pringles, hot ones, as I mentioned. Yeah, they have their own sauces, the Los Caliente's hot sauces that are co-branded with hot ones. Verde and Rojo. I believe we've tasted both of these sauces, Mitch. But here we're going to try them in chips form. We'll just circulate these.

We can pass this over here. I'll pop open this one. I'd say that we're both Pringles. Uh-oh, were they opened? Or did you pop them open right? No, this one was not opened. Pringle's skeptics, I would believe, like, so I'm going to take a little stack, mini-stack here.

Emma, I think you're pretty bullish on Pringles if members are. I love Pringles as a kid and, like, as a teenager and stuff. And I would, like, I would, the sour cream to anyone specifically, and I would eat, like, a whole can of them. That said, now, I'm not sure if I would enjoy them that much. I don't think I went. No, and I think I went really hard on them for a while and, like, burned out. And then a friend of mine told me.

me how there's not really that much potato in them and it kind of ruined it for me a little bit. They get like potato scraps. Yeah, it's like potato product. I think that was always my issue with it is that the potato taste, which by the way, if you open that and smell that can, it's, it's quite it's got quite the scent to it.

It smells like seed oils. I'm not going to eat this shit. I think this is. She does a great RFK. It's true. Did you put you on the spot? Casey? What can I say?

So here's the thing. I'm a bit of a Pringle skeptic myself. They are just so processed. And when I was a kid, I thought like, oh, they're made with real potatoes. That's why they're like this. And then, like, obviously, no, this is like a version where they have, you know, ground potato meal. They have a powder that they... Hold the bone.

What's that? I think I like the pot. I think I like those. A little duck bill with them, though, that's fun. That's really fun. These have some heat to them. The red one has some... Legitimate heat.

It's a good little has some decent heat to it. I mean, hot ones, I feel like it's embarrassing if it doesn't have actual heat. Great point. But also, with these mainstream products, they sometimes nerf the heat as we've experienced. That... That green... It's got heat and pretty damn good, honestly. If that was on a Dorito...

I can, like, smell. Mel the hot sauce. Yes, yes. What I think I'm dealing with here is, there's more heat in the red, the rojo, but I'm just basically just getting heat. I don't feel like I'm necessarily getting a specific flavor to it. Well, the birdie mons, I don't know what they're called.

They're just called the Verde. The birdie is good. That's what I was going to say. The Verde, I feel like I'm getting like, you know, some Tomentiel salsa from it. Like, it tastes like I'm getting a real flavor profile. I don't think the red deer is hot as the, as the Bereday. the birdie might be a little bit of a

It might be a lingerer or why I can see what Yeah, it might be a little bit more of a berm Are they rated on here how hot they are? I'm not sure if I see that I don't see any Scoville units or any peppers I think you're right that The red ones just kind of tastes like red I don't know if that makes sense

Oh You have heat they both have heat They both have heat They both have heat but the um You did the hot ones thing Yeah it did You got the, during hot ones, if you get the cough, they always, like, slow, they embarrass you. What's the best?

Those are good. I like that. Mitch, pass me the rojo. What's the best, because you talk about them just tasting like red. In terms of, like, a color being a flavor, what's the best flavor? I would make an argument for purple. I really like purple flavor. What flavor is purple?

I feel like in a bad, it's usually grape, but it's sometimes, like, like, it's usually grape, but it's sometimes, like, like, it can be, in a bad version, it's a little bit, like, kind of medicine-y. I think blue is oftentimes, like, a very solid flavor. Red might be, like, red or pink. I think, I think red, for me, it's red. Like, if you were to offer me a collection of jolly ranchers, I'd probably go up with red. I like, gatories, I like, I used to love red gatorade, blue. Blues are now my favorite.

If we're not in gatorades, it's 100% blue. I love the blue gatorade. Blue, but then also, there's a pink, the strawberry fierce wags, you know, I like. Ooh, I like the yellow gatorade. I thought that was white. The alligator is good Fear strawberry is red It's pink

But today I'm going green This is a strong snack Yeah Those are really good The green is great I think They're both pretty hot I don't have a drink

I mean you're right Can I get a Coke zero? Same Thank you I'm good I got my got water here They're both reasonably hot What I will say

Forget them Forget the rest of them They are This is I need a drink The Verde is a snack The Rojo I'm not sure if I have a reason

To go back to that When the Verde exists It's a better version If I only If someone only brought the Rojo I'd be perfectly happy with it But like the Verde I'd be like

Next time you come over You gotta bring some more of those Yeah yeah Yeah That's all the best Are your Hot Ones fan I've been a while I do watch hot ones

When it comes across my FYP on TikTok Yeah I watch it too I think it is a good They've done a good job It is like It's the YouTube show for me

That feels the most like TV Thank you Thank you I think part of the thing about Oh, thank you I think part of the thing about it Is you watch it And you think to yourself

How far could I get? And that's I feel like some of the feel I'm now know the answer I know how far I can get Because I've done the hot one challenge twice Why I did it once with you Yeah And I did it on the show

Yeah We did it on the show We tried it with chips But I did it with Quincy guys And we put them on chicken At New Year's And and I did a last final dab

and I went all the way through with no milk or water or anything and it's hard. I think you could I think you could get through it 100%. It is, it's hard though. I'm something to be a heat seeker, so I do think that I would be able to do it, but I'm definitely feeling the burn from these. These are lingering on the tongue quite a bit.

Do they just sell the hot sauces? Yes. Yes, you can get them. And I'll say that's like, when we were doing it, I think it was like through, is it 12 total or um or 10 yeah whatever it is halfway through you're like these are good like the first five you're like in like five or six you're like okay that's hot yeah that's but they're like enjoyable and then six through 12 are like not fun and they suck and they are there no don't lick my thumb

she'll be here if she if spicy you will know in a minute and by the way amelia you came over here and and and uh very judgingly don't lick my thumb no she came over and very judgingly said you're covered. You do have a lot on your pants. Oh shit, I am. I am covered. It's stuck.

What the hell? I didn't realize that I really was covered. I like hot ones. When you watch a hot ones and it's a celebrity you're not interested in or someone you don't necessarily

have a high opinion of it and then they like are good on hot ones that kind of humanizes them a little bit. Yeah. Like Kevin Spacey's hot ones was really good. Yeah, it's really good. Okay, hey, yeah.

He got through it. Yeah. Jared Fogel was great on hot ones. That was a weird season. It was Fogel, Spacey, Weinstein. Arkelly was there. No, I played ball. They somehow brought Michael Jackson back from the bed.

Actually, I say that. I bet Michael, like living Michael Jackson would crush hot ones. Yes. He had a weird palette. Yeah, he had a weird palette. Wait, let's see if I can find the Michael Jackson menu because I'd seen this being recirculated. But go on. The thing about Michael Jackson is like, you have a weird.

forget, you can forget rather that at the end of the day, this was a black dude from Gary Indiana in like the 60s and 70s. So like yeah, he could eat a bunch of chicken chicken. Well, his plane order was great, which we got all the time, which Wags is looking up.

I relate to Michael Jackson because I'm a man who when I go to the beach, I cover myself in blankets and I felt that does help me, Michael Jackson and I bond. I'm trying to find blankets, hanging babies over about him. Are you talking about his Airline meal preferences from 2003.

I think I just found it. Yeah, the ones I'm looking at are too low resolution to read. Yeah, pretty bad. Breakfast, KFC original chicken breast, mashed potatoes, corn, biscuits, scrambled eggs with strawberry jelly, gravy, and spray butter. And this is... They love spray butter. He loves spray butter.

That was a huge thing. These are his meal preferences. I don't think this is all one meal. It sounds like this is what he likes to eat for breakfast. So some selection of this works, but there's also... Almost always KFC... The bucket of KFC was like a thing that was... KFC original chicken breast, mashed potatoes, and gravy

is the first thing listed for his preferences for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That's so funny. I love it. The darker part of it is that he would request white wine in like a sprite can. Yes, white wine in a diet Coke can on every flight. Yeah. Or a... The shock silent.

The Junior Crown Royal. I wonder how many like... insane rich people have a fast food heavy diet. Because obviously, you know, infamously, famously, the president. Of course, yeah. The last episode of Doe Boys, if he agrees to do it, we'll do him for McDonald's. We've said it. The final thing on the additional comments on this says, be prepared to clean up a lot after he deplanes.

Interesting. He's going to clean up a lot like he's messy like a child. He's a nervous flyer. He was like, like, did he? after a ditty party kind of clean up be prepared to clean up a lot after departure is also what's on the doughboys rider they go in there's diapers in the trash

what the hell my writer of course asked for a thousand bottles of baby oil I don't expect him to have a thousand I this is one I was skeptical about and I what a home run these both actually were pretty good. I particularly like the Verde one.

I'm going to say, I think the Verde is like a huge snack, and then the reds are like a light snack. Almost to the point where I was like, I don't know if I really enjoy the red ones, but the Verde's, the Verde I think are great. Yeah. That'd be a hit at a party. I would love just that seasoning on a regular tortilla chip or something.

I sort of like just have that as, yeah. The Doritos, the Doritos collab is what should have happened, I think, instead of the Pringle's club. Man, do you think Pringles just, just, gave him a dump truck of money? What do you think happened? Free DeLay didn't want to pay out? Yeah.

Yeah. Sounds like it. And also, I feel like flaming hot is like, oh, they've already got their flaming hot, right? Yeah. Is that like, is that crossing over too much? Yeah, right. Maybe they would step on that brand or maybe he didn't want it to call,

they didn't want to use, they didn't want flame and hot ones. Yeah. Maybe that could be it too. I feel like there's pretty good. There's two worlds where I agree with that Michael Jackson maybe could just like annihilate the hot ones challenge. And then there's also a world where he'd like just. dies.

It's like one of the two things could happen. Checking. Oh, he's in. We'll be back with more Oops All Segments. See ya. Hey, buddy. Continuing on here with Sandy Honig as we continue. Hello.

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He was a great track record, huh? Wow. Oh, my God. That is legit, very good. What is interesting? I like it. Yeah, that's yummy. I like it.

It's really different than what I thought it was going to be. I thought it was going to be just sort of like a classic seltzer with a hint. It's quite delicious. No, great lemon lime to that. That's good. Look, real good. This is not paid content. No, it's not brandy content.

The Dumb Boys can't be bought. But I can. And I would love to be paid for this. That's good. I think that their aim with it was to be like, you know how there's like the probiotic sodas and stuff like that? I think they were trying to be like, this is like a soda, but it's just as not as bad for you and it's yummy.

You know what I will also say? Well, different seltzers, they have a different sharpness to them. Sometimes I find LaCroix is too much. It's a little too harsh. Yeah. This is kind of a perfect level. No, it's got a good, good fizz to it. Clements, the way Clements described the taste of this to me, I didn't think I would like it,

and I get exactly what he means now, and I do like it. Yeah, it's subtle, it's not overly sweet. Yes. What does he say? He said that it was almost like an emergency taste, but like a soda. Yeah, sure. And I was like, I don't like the taste of emergency. Now that I get it, I know what he's talking about, and it actually is.

It's like refreshing, and I get what are you saying. With just a little bit of effervescence. It's quite nice. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good. Still are you done it again. Damn it. I don't know how he keeps doing it.

Stiller, you son of a bitch, you did it again. Does he have, are there like lots of other flavors, or is this the only one? There's three flavors, I think. There's a Shirley Temple and I forget what the other bride is. I think Rupier was the third one. Sounds right. I also really can't go. I know that I'm really stuck on the design, but sometimes when places try to do like retro design,

they go a little too far and it's kind of like rockabilly, retro, retro, kind of like goes too groovy. And this is just really... Straight up 70s, 80s vibe. It's just chic, and it doesn't feel super, like, retro. It's just sort of good design. The dais doesn't want to try. They don't want to, Mitch, it's a, we've gone over this. It's a sanitation thing.

It's a hygiene thing. Amelia doesn't want to get sick. She's going to, about to get on a plane, go to a wedding. Right. Oh, you pull this shit all the time. I ain't sick right now. I don't know. Some people don't know when they're sick.

Yeah. I mean, sick right now. Didn't you just get off a flight from New York City last night? It's true. Yeah. Emma, it's true. It's a good general practice to not share sips. I understand.

Like, I'm less squeamish about it, but I totally get it. It's fine. You don't have to. If I didn't have any events coming up, I would totally pick you up on. Do I accept of mine? Yeah, I'll take a sip. Drinks all around, I think. We're doing drank or stank.

Drank. I would love to try the Shirley. I'm very interested in trying the Shirley Temple one. I would love to try that. Yeah. I think it's Shirley Temple King approved. twigs. It sounds like I'm doing branded content. I'm not. Yeah, the doughboys can't be bought. I was afraid to not like it honestly. Once again, I can't.

And I do like it. I like it quite a bit. We got to get that Shirley Temple King on the podcast. I don't know. Who's that? Who's that? We should have any children on the podcast, but maybe we will have that. Oh, yes. Okay. I know who this is. If we got him all out. Uh, I bet you'd share a sip of the Rizzler soda, wouldn't you? Yes, I will. Wait, that's a weird. I'm going to. I like the Rizler. We'll be right back. See ya. Hey, buddy.

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Now, look, by the time this episode comes out, this will be very much not in the zeitgeist anymore, but this will be our first time trying this particular connection. Here, the dog boys, we say, forget about the zeitguise. Forget about the zeit guys. Forget about the zeit guys. Forget about the zeitguise. Dr. Melfi, forget about the zeitguise. Dr. Melfi, stop telling me about the zeitguise.

I got Bobby Bacala up my ass with the zeit guys. This is from Sopranos, if people don't know. This is from a very early Sopranos episode. Hey, Tone, you hear about the zeitgeist? Paul, you leave me alone. Pauly leave me alone. Folly, leave me alone, would you? And these Oreo, Coca-Cola Oreo and Coke,

that idea came about because they said, Tom Arnold won't make a cookie of your, two favorite things. Cookie, no. We'll make a food of your two favorite things. They said Oreo and Coke. It was Tom Arnold. That's what they went to.

That's really cool. It was Tom Arnold? Because he's chubby. And also, I believe, had a crippling cocaine addiction. It was the joke there. You know what else? He was very nice to the birthday boys.

He, uh, do you remember this? I've heard he's a lovely man. Yeah, I felt bad even making that joke. No, he would have liked it. He would have liked it. Fellow Iowen. He would love it. Well, that's cool.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to circulate this bag. Hot, damn it, so hot. And it's hot, so be careful. Oh, fuck. What the fuck, Wagger? I'm sorry, so it's really hot. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.

So we were trying to figure out, because a lot of times these Oreos have the pole tab on top. I don't think this one has the pole tab. I think this is a side open. Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. All right, Mitch is opening this up for audio listeners. Fuck, fuck, it's burning. Oh, it's cold now.

All right, buddy? Oh, it's ice cold. Once you open it, it's cold. You know, back to the future is a classic, but do you notice when the Delorean first comes back and he touches the thing and Marty goes, he goes, Doc goes, ah! And then Marty goes, what is it?

Is it hot? He goes, no, it's cold, damn cold. They didn't really keep up that ice on the Delorean thing. No, did they? He kind of forgot about that one. I know, right? I think there was like a budget There was an ice budget thing

That was an issue I believe with the film Yeah A lot of Eskimos boycotted the movie That is true It was a whole thing I think there was another There was an issue with the ice The movie is that they had

Because you know at the time Vanilla ice was very popular Yeah yeah And he was like gonna sue them If they had the ice in there Because he's like that's my thing Oh right yeah Well he had been sued

With the queen David Bowie the queen they'd sued him so he's like well I got to get it I got sued I sue you I sue you I'm gonna let's let's see what's good for the goose is good for the gand and then like Shug Knight was such a huge fan of the Back to the Future franchise that he held like vanilla ice out a window

he's like you gotta drop that fucking lost so they can make back to the future two and three he's like okay man okay don't kill me so we have him to thank for the trilogy being concluded yeah yeah anyway let's go ahead and open those up um to slide out here. Here they come.

Jerry O'Connell here. Hard to slide out of here. I'm going to take two. Okay, Mitch is taking two. These cookies are Oreos and Twins here. Takes two. They have a red side and a black side. What are they, Darth Molls here? They are

Darth Moles. They smell like Coca-Cola. They do stink like Coca-Cola. The red side says cola on it. And then the black side is a conventional. They say, different things. Coke, Coca-Cola, and yours just is just cola. This one says Coke. This one is just two bottles, so they've all got like different

sort of insignias that are related to Oreo, and then there's the conventional Oreo cap on the other side. They stink like Coke. It is true. Yeah, I don't like that. They stink like Coke. I'm going to distribute it over to the producer's table. There you go, I mean. You also, can I just say that there's also a video you love of

Hulk Hogan? He gets sent down to the underworld and he puts his hand in water and he goes, Well, you can describe it, I guess. Yeah, he's sent to a dungeon, like a mystical dungeon, and Hulk Hogan goes, I've never been here before. Yeah.

Which you always say any time you went to a place, you've never been. It's not just for expisional purposes. He came out and was like, where am I? I've never been here before. Then he goes, there's no Hulkomaniacs here. Yeah, which is now further makes me believe like, oh, shit, this is not a, we're not Yeah, there's no Holcombadiacs here. I'm not Kansas anymore.

And then he goes over and there's like a little waterfall and he puts his hand in it. He goes, ha, it's not hot. So it's cold. Another thing you say when you touch cold water, you go, ah, it's not hot. And you're surprised by it. Jesus. Oh, boy. I think there's a little ghost here.

They made the thing drop in. Maybe a little ghost in the studio. Yeah. Hultergeist, perhaps. a zeitgeist, perhaps? It probably is a zeitgeist. You think it's a zeitgeist? Oh, man.

I hear they're one of the heart. Tone, there's a zeitgeist haunting the bottom of being. Pauli, Pauli. I think you mean poltergeist. Oh, we got to bust ghosts now? That's Christopher and Polly. There's a whole episode where they busted ghosts. They busted ghosts.

I liked it a lot. It's really, it's just the two of them, Busting Ghost. Yeah, it's like kind of a character study. It's hard to find on Max, though. It's hard to find on Max. It's like a real episode. But, like, if you go through.

Max and go look at all the Supranos episodes, it probably will be there. It's hard to find on Max. It's hard to find it. It's hard to find. It's hard to find. It's hard to find it. Um, Amelia is, I think, uh, upset at just what we're talking about. We were talking about the Oreo. Yeah, I'm reacting to the cookie. We were just saying it kind of reminds us of something and we can't figure out what it is. Let's all eat this and we can all talk about it. Maybe

collectively we can figure it out. Three, two, red one. Red one. Ugh. Bad to the bones. It reminds me of something like maybe from like my youth. I can't figure it like can't put my finger on it. Okay. So like the Oreo fireworks,

which is a leather limited varietal that they released a few years back, which we had in the podcast, there is popping candy inside of the cream. So you get a popping sensation as you're biting through it. But as far as the flavor, the flavor to me is almost like citrusy. It's almost like a lemon cookie. Yeah, Coke. Coke isn't.

It's got the lemony thing of a laura dune. That's literally what just when he said lemon, I was like, oh, kind of like a lorna dune biscuit. Are those even lemon? Amelia, what do you, I don't know. What do you think it is? I think it reminds me of a type of Christmas cookie that's in like, you know how there are rainbow cookies?

Yeah. There's like a lemon flavored one. I think you hit the nail on the head. I think it's a lemon. It's like a covered with like a convection or sugar, right? Is that what you're thinking of? That's what I'm thinking of.

Which is, citrusy does have its own history in Christmas. You know, people will put old-timey like oranges and stockings and stuff. My mom still puts oranges in our stockings. That's true. That's nice. I'm gonna show you.

That's okay. You can have a stocking. I'm gonna show everyone how I, I oftentimes will eat an Oreo when I'm by myself. So I'll take this. I'll unscrew this some bitch. now I've got all of the

the cum on one side and then I will scrape that off with my bottom teeth like cum and just eat the cream first and then we'll let the cookies Then you eat the wafers singularly Yeah, strepoli

that sucks I don't think that's a good way to eat them I'm being serious I don't like that I do the I undo the cookie and then sometimes I'll take two and put them together so it's like quadruple

but I only ever want like one of those. Okay. These suck. Those cook. I don't like them. I don't care for the Oreo Coca-Cola crossover. The soda, I thought, was much better than this.

And I love Coca-Cola. I love go. And you like Oreos? I do, yeah. You think I would love this. Yeah. Monstrosity. I think the crossover doesn't work.

On the snack or whack scale, I think I'm going to give this a whack. They taste so lemony for something that neither of the flavors they're combining have lemon in it. If you gave this to me blind, I'd be like, oh, you're trying to do lemonade. because like you're the sparkling sort of like that's what you're trying to evoke but it does it does not feel it does not taste like coke to me

what do you think snack or whack whack? Wack Mitch? It's a huge whack producer's desk I'm kind of yeah I'm in the middle you're in the middle I probably won't buy him again so I guess whack Casey you're gonna are you what are you gonna do with that

that bag that you bought uh well I didn't know the segment was happening today so I was at the store and saw them and I was like oh I'll try those And I, two in, I'm like, pretty good. Yeah. Third one, I'm out.

Yeah. So that's what I'm like, good way to put it. If I have two, I'm okay. You might want to have it. You kind of ruined your day more ways than one. I think if you got the receipt, maybe return that bad boy to smart and final. Give yourself a little store credit. All right.

That was snack or whack. We'll be right back with more oops, all segments. Hey, buddy. continuing on here with Andrea Ginn. Andrea, thanks so much for being here. Thanks for having you. So we have, where do you stand on Mountain Dew? I don't, I heard it's bad.

You heard it's bad? Okay, there was like a rumor in high school when I was in high school that it like kills your sperm. Yes, he's locked out. Jimmy got locked out of the studio. He's locked out. Hello.

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I don't know if anyone's used to that color. It's a weird, medicine-y orange hue. It is, it looks like it's from the same company that makes the table. They had some extra color left. Put in the mandu. You solidified that, you could make a table out of it. Yeah. This looks like Ethan Hawke's urine in first reform.

Yeah. Jesus Christ. He's got some sort of ailment. Oh. Is it cold? It didn't look like it was going to be fizzy. No, it's. It's got more effervescence than I expected.

It was in the fridge for the past few hours. Thank you. Thank you, Amelia. It doesn't look like it has a temperature. It doesn't, it doesn't look, yeah. It just looks really. It's kind of like mercury or whatever. Why does that sound so correct, you saying that?

It doesn't look like it has a temperature. Yeah. Something, you know, it looks like that, I don't know, there was a coughs here if we had, try a minute as a kid. That's what it reminds me of. Yeah. There's something sterile looking about it. I'll pass that to you.

Mitch, I don't know of you. Oh, yeah. We can send these around. Thank you. Okay. All right, bottoms up. Here we go. It has a citrusy smell to it.

Wait, so going back, your experience with Mountain Dew in general is you've heard it's bad. Where it kills your sperm. But did you ever drink Mountain Dew? I've had it before, but I was wary because I was scared. It was going to hurt my uterus. Got it. Did you have just the regular? It's a one-to-one.

If it hurts the sperm. Yeah. Yes. But you just had the regular. like the green mountain do. Yeah. Okay, and you've never had any of the spin-up varietals. Never.

Never. I didn't even know they had this. Yeah, they got code zero and they get this one. Here's my thought on this. It sucks. Oh, oh, I hate it. Yeah. Why is this so bad?

It tastes like, like syrup, like cough syrup. It tastes, the issue with this is, is there a non-zero varietal of this or is it all? I didn't see one. Okay, yeah. It only comes in zero. The citrus flavor, you get a taste of the citrus up top. And Mountain Dude makes a pretty good do zero. And the Baja Blast Zero is not that bad.

Here, all you're tasting is like the aspartamey fake sugar taste. Yeah, this is really sciencey, like aggressively science. Yeah, it's really bad. But I can't even like, because there's orange, there's little orange wedges and, you know, like little lime slices on, they're on the bottle. And so I'm trying to place either of those flavors. I can't, I can't taste either of them. This sucks. It does look like there's a non-zero version that does exist.

Okay. Well, the zero is really bad. The zero is probably. This doesn't even taste like fruit, though. No. Aren't you having this? And it's just like, oh, yeah, this tastes like, again, like orange medicine. It tastes like orange medicine.

Orange medicine. It tastes so much, like when people say like it tastes like cough syrup, I'm like, this tastes so much like NyQuil. Yes. It's NyQuil. It tastes like my quill. Or I guess maybe DayQuil is what I'm thinking of because of the orange cup. Oh, yeah.

But yeah, but this is fucking awful. Are you a dayquil or NyQuil guy? I'm more of a nightquil guy I like NyQuil more I like DayQuil because NyQuil it doesn't put me to sleep as much I don't really I want it to be

more of a dramatic effect sure it kind of knocks me out NyQuil to me I think my issue with NyQuil is that it's you suddenly feel like the medication effects of it and I like don't love that feeling yeah but I don't like DayQuil because DayQuil is like you're taking this to like work during the day and it's like

just don't like I think a lot of people aren't afforded this this luxury but it's like there's a lot of white collar jobs that are that are like I got to go to the office and you're like you're getting people sick don't go don't go to the office yeah especially if you can work remote these I mean as a long COVID guy it's that sort of thing of our country still just doesn't care about being sick and they just get you sick I was talking about this on the Pally and Gabor's podcast but it's just like I know that there's a lot of working class people that get sick and they have to go to work yeah they're That's fucked up.

There's no paid time off in this country. You're guaranteed zero days. And there should be like, if someone is like literally sick, you shouldn't go and spread your. And I think that people are so leisure like, like, so leisurely with it that they like are just like, I want to go see a movie and I'm sick as fuck. And they're getting you sick and it sucks. If you have the optionality to avoid going in public when you're sick, obviously, you should. Don't do it. Don't.

Don't. And the day quill of it all kind of bothers me because it is like, take day cool and go. and go to work, and you're like, well, no, that's not what we should do, but, you know, whatever. The world is fucked up. No, I met someone at a party who was like, oh, yeah, I'm, I think I'm sick. Yeah, and that sucks. At a party, I'm like, oh, okay. Don't come to the party, just stay at home.

What are you doing? There's been, like, moments where I've been on the road, and I've been, like, one of these people who's like, I'm just getting over sick, and that's me after being inside for a week. Yeah. And it's like, I'll still warn you just because I'm like, I am over this, but I'm trying to just be even more safe. But there's people who just are straight up sick that go out and it's...

Yeah. It bothers me. Anyways, that's why I don't like day quill. This tastes like day quill. This is really fucking bad. It did make me think that they should do some themed day quills. Like, they should do like New Year's Dayquil.

It's like, hey, you're going to be super hungover. So here's like this is like a really powerful day quill that'll kind of really... So it's just a hangover helper in that case. Yeah, it's like a hangover helper is New Year's Day Quill. I like that. New Year's Day Quill is really good. Father's Day Quill, well, something for Daddy. I love that.

Get some hard. That's good Night quill at the Roxbury I love that You drink it You go out You go to a party or something Side effects may include head shaking

I think it's working What about mom day quill? Yeah, mother's day quill It's night It's night quill It's her to sleep Mother's day quill is fun Mother's day quill is fun

Yeah There's no I'm just realizing that there's no real celebrations that are night, right? All Hallows Eve. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but all hollows a night. It's not all hollows night. Yeah, it's kind of hard to grad night.

Christmas Eve, but that's also an Eve, not a night. Yeah. Grad night will. First night is first night. Oh, first night's a thing. First night is a thing. There's not a lot of nights. Not a lot of nights.

No. What are the big nights? The dark night quill? The dark night quill. Dark NyQuil. Makes your throat gravelly? That's good. Gives you a grudge against the riddler.

I think there's, there's, look, there's things we can figure out. There's you millions of dollars. I don't know. Makes you rich. I get, I get to have another taste of this mountain dew just to really rent. We're all going to stank, right? Oh, this is a stank, right? Oh, this is a stank, no one likes this even a little bit.

It's really bad. It's really funny bad. I'm taking another sip just to get my verdict official. Are you, are you? Wait a minute. I'm drinking this. And hold on. My sperm are dying.

Oh, no. It's true. You're screaming? They're so loud. Those things must be big, baby. Very vocal. This is truly one of the worst drinks we've had in the podcast. It's really bad.

It's fucking awful. Big time, big time stank from Mountain Dew. Baja co-cli-sitris. You guys have good food and drinks here on the podcast. Sometimes Because I only know What would you We gotta get you on an episode

For something that you'd like That you'd be excited Yeah Yeah To think I I could have just killed my baby boy With his strength That's fucked up to think about

And not even with good tasting No I know Let it be something fun That kills my little baby My sperm That's that's that's really And you're giving up jacking off There's two things here.

This is from another episode. And also, I don't think I ever said I was going to give up jacking off. In fact, I said I was going to cheat. I think I said to cheat and not give up jacking off. So this will be strange for a lot of people to hear, but I, but, you know, I'm going to jack up a bunch of dead sperm. Guys, no, the fun with jacking off is you see. the live sperm squealing around when you finish. And they're like, no!

Don't flush us. We're not going to be people. What a gift that is for sperm, huh? They don't have to become a person. Yeah. Yeah. If you think about it. Kind of nice.

Avoid all this madness. They just have a fun ride. I mean, that's... Out the what? Out the tube. They have a fun time and then they die. I mean, bitches guys are having a pretty short ride, though. There's a lot of short coasters that are still fun.

Isn't it crazy that we were both sperm that were the fastest sperm? I was the fastest sperm and you were the fastest sperm. Yeah, that's crazy. It's weird to think about. When you really think about all of the things that have to come together for you as an individual to be alive, you realize that, like, we tend to be thinking like, oh, there's a lot. a bunch of insignificant things that happened, you know,

like a bunch of small events that don't really matter. But it's like, no, everything is so important because everything will lead to the potential for, you know,

life to be created or extinguish. It must have been a slow-ass race between me and my sperm. There must have been fucking... I was about some slow, chunky sperms in that... Yeah, me too. Yeah.

Because I'm very slow person. Yeah, I don't know how I got... I don't know how I came first. I don't know how what happened. I think it's possible my guy was just persistent. I could see that. You know?

Just determined. Oh, I like 100% could see that. Determined. It was maybe just like a little bit like, like, all right, get this guy's in space. Everybody else was drinking Mountain Dew? I might have been just the only one in mine. My dad just shot out a singular one.

One bloop. Well, that's, that's skillful. Yeah. I think I heard that my dad could do that. He could shoot out one sperm. It's a party trick. It's a party. a party trick.

You want to see something? But nobody could see it. Like, just believe... You need a micro- Just believe me that I did the one. We just watch... We just watch you just shoot out air of your hard cock.

Also, you're jacking off in front of a bunch of people. What is this scenario? It's a party in the 70s. There's a party back of the 70s. It's one single... Rest in peace, Father. Rest of power

Yeah All right We'll be back with more Oops all segments See ya All right Continuing Continuing on here

With our pal Casey Donahue Casey He's opening the door What is going on Is he going to do His entrance again? I decided to do his entrance

This whole entrance Oh Oh my god What a susser Guys, it's the headgum Christmas party. It's a headgum Christmas party. This is very scrooge, like, that... Not the Hanukkah party, though.

What's that about? We're not making these decisions. I'm pretty sure it's the holiday party. And they kicked the mirror outside. All right, bye next. I saw, sir. Oh, he killed and he left. I think it's pretty good.

he was in here and then he wanted to come in and we're doing an oops it's an oops all segment is continuing on here but he was in here and then was like I'm going to do the action of running in again but it's a loud party outside so we opened the door and it disturbed us it was a fucking pain in the ass

he shouldn't have done it basically it worked out fine we got a movie based segment for Casey who's a movie man we're all movie men this will be a lot of fan Amelia assembled this it's the return of Frank Check Frank Check with Casey and Mitchell Frank Check with Casey and Minchell

Hot Dog What to Be or to Digest All you need to know is that the same of the segment's Frank Check I went too high there She got down an octave We should have you sing it for the Poliday Party Get out there in the microphone Excuse me everyone I have something I want to say

Like a child Into the party right now You didn't know that? Like a little kid Adult holiday party And it's like Okay Wags has a song

He wants to sing for everyone Be playing a clarinet solo For like my grandparents If they were put If the party was hearing The podcast right now How it would be The worst shit in the world

I don't know if you could call it a party Yeah Everyone would be mad Oh it's just fucking mad Whyx why you explain the segment So we are each going to be given A frame From a movie

movie. Originally when we do this, it was involving a hot dog, but now Amelia, it's just food in general, correct? Yeah, I decided to open it up because there's only so many hot dogs in cinema.

So I figured it's more fun, all types of foods now. So we'll start off with this first one. This will be a gimmie, because I think we all knew this at looking at it. It's something that I said at one point that the entire staff here

at Headgum takes. That's right. We will count down, let's count down for three to one and say it in a nuisance. Three, two, one. The substance. That's right. This is the substance.

I didn't recognize it at first until I realized there were shrimps. I got it immediately. It is disgusting. It was nasty. Dennis Quaid. Great performance. A lot of fun. So this is we're all tied up.

He's doing the substance and he's doing Reagan in the same year. Which did you like better? Reagan. All right. Let's look at the next one. Favorite president? Favorite movie? Oh, I know this one.

Mitch. I mean, can we? Do we all guess it? I mean, I said Mitch first. Yeah, Mitch was first. I didn't realize we were buzzing. I guess whoever buzzes in first. All right, Mitch buzzed in first. Go ahead.

Goodfellas, baby. Yeah, it's good. Your favorite movie. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And Amelia is one of Amelia's favorite. One of my favorites of all time. We were just talking about this last night, which is why I decided to throw it in there.

Wait, you an Italian from New Jersey, like Goodfellis? Weird, right? I'm from New York. Oh, right, New York, of course, of course. How dare you. The, uh, I was going to say that this is the detail of like he slices the garlic with a razor blade so it liqueifies in the sauce. Yeah, so thin.

But he's too many onions. Don't put him any onions there. Which I said it can't happen, but I believe it can happen in my heart. Mitch. Casey, Weger. I heard Mitch first. Sorry, everyone. Get out.

Yep. Oh, I thought you're telling them to get out. It is good. No, I am. That'll be the headgum hunk's talking to us in a few minutes. There you go. Yeah, this is 100% get out. Oh, fuck.

What is this one? Oh. Mitch? I won't. What is it? Is it, um, uh, the, the Mel Brooks, Blazing Saddles No

Oh shit I didn't even realize What it was Drawn I know I just realized It was drawn I just saw Oh oh oh yes yes

Yes I just realized Whyger Is this a A spirited away No not spirited away It's another Ghibli movie It looks like a Ghibli movie I didn't see that

The Pan had a face I won't take another guess But I think I won't take another guess I think Casey can only Take a guess now I mean I don't watch A lot of animated

stuff So I haven't seen any of those these movies, but I'm going to guess is it Princess Mononoku? It's not Mononoke. I think I think this might be Howells Moving Castle. That's correct. Okay, I fucked

Wow, he fucked up, like, you should get that one right, I'm just telling you. I'm just sick of these tunes taking people's job, you know? Once I identified that it was animated, then I just jumped too fast under the first animated Ghibli movie I can think of.

All right, Mitch is still in the lead. What's the next one? Wait, oh Oh, fuck That looks so familiar I'm gonna eat it Yeah, the grilled cheese sandwich is Casey

Let's hear it Nacho Libre No I feel like the knife has something to do with this here So we should be describing this for our audio listeners I realize so this is white bread A spread is going on it And there's some slice of cheese

An overhead shot Overhead shot, yeah What the fuck is this? It's not like a knife. It's like the kind of thing they used to spread your mayo at like a...

Yeah, it's an actual spreader but there is a kitchen knife over there on the wood block. I know this is gonna make me mad when I hear what it is. I mean, look, immediately it was like undercover brother

has a thing about mayo on sandwiches, but it's not, clearly this is not undercover brother. It's just way more cinematic looking. I think it's butter. It does look like butter.

That was my guess. Butter, cheese, bread, grilled cheese. I don't know. I don't know. Donnie Darko, Mitch. Only butter movie I can think of right now, Las Tango in Paris. I know it's not that.

No. What is it? It's a grilled cheese they're making. It's the 2014 movie, Chef. Oh, of course. You can forget the iconic Grilled Cheese. From Jean Pavreau's chef.

I should have known with his fucking stumpy hands there. That's why I thought Nacho Libre. Yeah, yeah. Here comes next. This is a scene where he's having a three-way with Scarlett Johansson and Sophia Vergaar. Two women who are messing after him and chef. Casey, the Matrix. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Wow. So Casey and Richard Hodge. That's the slop they eat on the Nebuchadnezzarze. That's the slop. It looks like ice. It looks like a bucket of ice to me. It looks like the Ice Bucket Challenge. I might have guessed a, yeah, no, I remember the Ice Bucket Challenge challenge.

I might have guessed a prison movie. because it is a similar sort of thing. But, yes, that's the Matrix. Yeah, there you go. Well done, Casey. Thank you. Oh, Wiger, Wiger, Wiger. They were at the same time.

Oh, that's not true. You know I said it first. Fine, bitch. You know what, no. No, let's go. Let's go. Wait, what the fuck? Ratatouille.

It's Rattatooie. Sorry, Wikes. I think I started my O before I said Wiger. So I may have vocalized. How is this going to translate to audio podcast, I just realized? It's terrible. You should probably watch this one on video. I should be describing these.

I should be painting with words of these images. I'll describe them since you're a player. Yeah, but this is a, this is a, go ahead, Emily. It's a ratatooie. Okay, it's a, it's a still from Ratatouille. But also the dish is called Ratatoui. Yeah, what would you say? This is a bowl of veggies that were cooked, I guess.

Isn't Rensitouetooie a super? Ratatoui is a vegetable dish. It's more akin to a stew than a soup, but more of like a casserole. I don't have I ever had Rattitude before. Oh, my God, it's great. It's fantastic. We should make a ratatooie and wash Rattitoui. That's a great idea. That would be so fun.

I've never had one either. We just cracked a double, add it to the spreadsheet. All right, let's look at the next one. Weiger. Wow. I heard Wiger. That was so fat. I don't know what it is, but I just wanted to get a guess.

You piece of shit. Wait, so the, okay, this looks like there's an overhead shot. This is noodles or maybe some sort of, I can't tell if there's some sort of bug. from this angle. There is a, well, because I was like noodles like a pot full of worms. Yes, it's like a pot full of worms.

Someone is using chopsticks and stirring. I'll just say a noodle dish. A noodle dish. There's no bugs in it. Okay. Noodles stirring on a stove. I will guess it. Is it still your guess?

Yeah. Just because you said it first? Yeah. Well, there's no timer on these. Well, yeah, that's kind of a fucked-up way to play. I don't know what this is. I will guess a movie that maybe has chopsticks in it. I'll guess a parasite.

Ding, ding, ding, ding. You're correct. Yeah. That's a point for Wiger. Wow. Strategy paid off. That was cool that you called out first and then works your way to it in 10 minutes. Casey, did you know that one?

Once you said it, it hit me. Yeah. The next one is the last. You know what's also, part of why I thought of that is that it reminded me of the shot. There's a shot of Snowpiercer that made me think of this. And I was like, oh, okay, maybe it's the same composition. That shot in that movie grossed me out so bad when they're showing all the bugs being ground up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Nasty shit. All right, let's go to last one. All right, I heard my entire bitch. Doesn't feel so great, does it? Amelia, describe what we're looking at here. We are looking at, um, some, um, some, um, some, um, some, um, some, um, some, um, some, You can be vague on what it is if it's a giveaway to say what the food actually is. I see a white plate on top of another white plate with some black food on it.

It looks like a clump of black. A lump of coal? I see. Truffles. I don't know what it is. I thought it might be caviar. Yeah, it could be caviar. I know what it is.

It's caviar. And there's a dinner roll. I see some utensils. Yeah, a bunch of accoutrements. months in the background. It's like a serving plate behind it. I mentioned, what do you think? So you didn't want to say caviar?

I don't, yeah, I don't want to. She didn't want to give us a clue. But all fairer is the last one she did say, he had to come up with that or so. Caviar is in the title. It's caviar. Is there a movie called champagne and caviar? I can't believe how much fun they're having outside. I don't know, Susser's here.

Are you not having fun? It's just like a life of the party out there. He's got like a lampshade on his head. He didn't come in here a wire. Yeah. He's like hanging. from the disco ball. Is there a movie called Champagne and Caviar or something?

I don't know. The answer is that I actually don't know what the movie this is. I'm going to guess, I thought it was truffle, so I'm going to go with pig. It is not pig. Good guess. Yeah, I'm wondering, because I'm wondering if it is a food movie. Have these all been food movies? No.

No, they haven't been, no. Matrix. Yeah, Matrix is a. I'm going to guess a movie that I don't think it's a food movie. but a movie I can think of that has caviar in it, you've got mail. No, it's not you've got mail. I also think my guess will be wrong,

but I know there are similar shots like this of plates with the food in it, but I know this isn't the food on the plates, but I'm going to say it anyway, In Glorious Bastards. Amelia, don't give us the answer. It's not In Glorious Bastards, correct? Don't give us the answer, but maybe give us a hint on...

Caviar and cigarettes? Because we can try to guess what it is. It's supposed to be fancy, very fancy dinnerware. Fancy didn't wear, is this a direct, is this like a known director? Is this someone that will know? Okay. It's a very famous movie. It is a very famous movie.

Very famous movie. Is this, help us with the deck out. Is this from the 70s? Jeff is waving at us. This movie is from 1997. James, not done. This is a 1997 movie. This is, so this is a well-known, 97.

Well-known 97. I was going to guess this was maybe from the 70s or something. 1997. Mrs. Delfire? No. Jeff is holding up the Chinese flag. Yeah, because he calls me China on the HeadGum podcast. That's his nickname for me is

China, which I don't understand. Why? I don't know. A Jeff James bit that doesn't make sense. That's weird. 1997, was this nominated for Best Picture? I believe so. Okay. I believe so.

Wow, you're really getting in here. No, I'm just trying to think of it. Want me to give you the initials of the director? Yeah, please. J.C. Like, Jesus Christ. James Cameron? Wait, is this is Titanic? Oh, my God.

Casey buzzed in Oh okay Well it's for no points anyway Yeah you all guess wrong first But give Casey the point You can have the point like Oh fuck yeah Congratulations everyone

That's all win That's Frank check Great job Amelia Great job Casey I gotta tell you James Cameron Get a better role in that picture there That dinner roll was pretty sure That was terrible insert shot James

I had Titanic on just the other day And I wasn't paying close enough attention apparently You know me a fun one to do Amelia but fun version of this is we got all like fake food It was all, like, sci-fi and, like, fantasy food. Oh, that is fun. Like, stuff for, like, Star Wars and shit. Like, make-up, make-up food?

Like, blue milk from Star Wars, like, all the fictional foods. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. Real food, fake food. Whatever they were eating an alien when the alien came out, shit like that. I think they were eating the Matrix Slop. Were they, yeah, they probably, they honestly probably weren't her. That's a good one. Yeah.

All right now, well, that's for the future. But right now, we're going to be right back with more oops, all segments. Let's go to this party. Time to party, dudes. All right, continuing on here with our friend Santa Claus, the Christmas man. Hi, Santa. Oh, oh, Merry Christmas, Santa. It's not Christmas.

It's not Christmas when the segment comes out. Not with that attitude. It can be Christmas any day we want. It's true. If it's Christmas in your heart, it's Christmas in the world. I love that attitude, Santa. Does that make sense? It makes full sense.

Yeah. Now the missus had to get to hot yoga But you are here with us for this edition of Slop Quiz Slop Quiz Beat the odds Just like our listeners Santa has a really hot wife Whenever we're in L.A. She always has to stop and do hot yoga

Wow We always come to L.A. in the spring It's kind of her thing I have to get in and out before we go. You know what? Santa I get that. I'm more Santa than Mrs. Claus here. I got to get the in and out.

Oh, wow, you're starting to look like, your beer's getting gray. Yeah, you're right. Your belly's getting full. Yeah, it's true. I'm making a list of children. Remind me afterwards. We'll compare us.

Oh, yeah, Hicks found more than you have, even. Santa's Little Helper. This is Slop Quiz. By the way, Jemmy looking very much like Santa's Little Helper. look at with an adorable Christmas sweater that she's not too thrilled about, but she looks fantastic. She's learning. This is Slop Quiz, Beat the Odds, Health, Hath No Curry, like a woman corned, healthy eating edition. Amelia came up with that title, which she said, absolutely sucks.

Amelia disagree. I like the title. Don't read aloud. Don't mention that. Oh, I think it sucks, too. Santa. Santa. So this is a slop quiz.

I will give the answer, or I'm sorry, I will give the question, then buzz in with your name to give the answer. First up. I was going to just say this. Isn't it fun for these people listen to this in March and they get to see Santa again? How fun, because we all love Santa. We only see you at Christmas time. And you only get to see them once a year. It's a lonely, lonely life.

Oh. Wow, I didn't think about it. You ever, have you ever, well, I'm sure, well, you probably worry about this all the time. Are people thinking about me? Are they talking about me? I do, I do worry about them all the time. I get one month a year and then I'm up there with those little fuckers. Wow.

The elves. Oh, boy. Yeah. What are you doing around this time of the year? And, you know, it's, you know, maybe March when this release, April. So it's April when this releases. Well, Mrs. Claus and I are kind of doing the West Coast. We're going to Arizona after this.

We're going to see some spring training. Oh, that's fun. Yep. We're going to check out the, the, um. Wow. Diving backs? Well, I guess it's not just the local club. The Diamondbacks, yeah.

We like to see the Padres and the Dodgers. Right, right. Yeah, yeah. We're big Dodgers fans up in the North Pole. Yeah, L.S. teams. Hey, how can you not be romantic about baseball? That's Santa, I agree with you.

It's kind of the, you are a figure of the entire world, but it is a, the America's pastime, and I also feel like it's becoming more and more of a global sport. You see, we've played it throughout South America and Angel. I gave Freddie Freeman that bat. Wow. Santa, wow, that's amazing. That historic bat. Does it have magic sprinkled on it?

Nope. The magic, see, the magic is in baseball. How can you not be romantic about this sport? You've ever seen Moneyball? I saw Moneyball. How could you not be romantic about a movie like that? Yeah, it's true. Hey, Jonah Hill, pretty good performance by Jonah.

I don't like him anymore. Oh, no. For what he did. Oh, boy. Because he's Jewish? Hold on. That's way lower on the list. Okay, all right, okay

Because, oh, because he criticized his, his, his, his ex. We don't need to get into it. Yeah, we don't have to get into it. What we do have to get into is Slop Quiz, so I'll read the question and then buzz it with the answer. Can I just say, it's just interesting Santa wears a suit of red, but his true colors are blue, a Dodgers fan. That's right. I bleed blue. Wow.

I'm a bleachers guy. When I go to a Dodgers game, I sit in the bleachers with all my friends. Oh, the real fans, yeah. Yeah, man, I got to keep a, I got to keep it. eye out for you. It's probably very, probably very hot up there in the summertime in the bleachers. Yep, and I never take this suit off or shave this beard. Wow.

Oh, my God. You're committed out there. Sorry, and I just, one more time. Yes, please. How can you not be romantic about baseball? I agree. It's hard not to be romantic about baseball. I agree. Crack of a bat, the smell of fresh cut grass. Hey, a bag of salted peanuts. Yep.

Take me out to the ball game. Make me out to the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack. I don't care if I ever come back. Back to the North Pole. Santa. I'm kind of goofing on you.

Santa. There was a little curve there. Oh. He's a bit of a screwball this guy. Yeah, he is. Hey, I'm more of a knuckleballer. Ask Mrs. Claus. What the hell was that me?

All right, let's do this quiz. All right, here we go. She calls me Tim Wakefield. Wow. Rest in peace. Go ahead, go ahead. This fruit high in antioxidants is one of the few naturally occurring foods of its color. Oh, I know.

Mitch. Go ahead, Mitch. The answer is those little seed ones, you know, I'm talking about the little seed. Gonna need a name of a fruit. Give me a shape. They're little seed fruits. You know what I'm talking about? They're like the little seeds.

Santa. It's a fruit with seeds. Go ahead, Santa. Goji berries. No, it wasn't goji berries. It's the ones that are high in antioxidants. Yes, pomegranates. It's not pomegranates.

Fuck. Few naturally occurring foods of its color. The color is blue. Blueberries. Like Dodger blue. No one gets a point. Next up. You could have given us a Dodgers hint.

You know, you know what Ward Romer, my old crew coach used to say? What's that? Ward used to say, make sure you get all the colors. And he said, don't forget blue. Blue is one of the best, when you're eating fresh vegetables and fruits, blue is the way to go. He's like a lot of people don't eat blueberries, but they have, like your clue here, they're very good to eat, I guess.

No, what are the blue vegetables? That's what I was trying to think. What else is blue? There are some blue carrots, and there's blue carrots. There's some stuff that's blue. blue-ish. All right. But he was saying, especially with fruits and stuff, it's blue.

Blue is the way to go. That's what he used to say. You don't trust Ward Romer? He went to Cornell, and then he taught the Ithaca kids how to row, a great man. Apparently, there's a thing called blue cabbage. Well. Blue cabbage, okay. Well, well, well, Santa.

Well, you win. I thought you knew everything. What about some kind of God? No, that's a good point. I actually don't know. I have no deity. That is, I'm sorry, Santa. I don't know exactly where you'd make a dire.

And neither is Ward Romer, but a great guy. And he was a, he was a tight you rowing? Yeah, he's always on the good list. He was, he's 100% of good this guy. Ward Romer, more like Ward Rower. That's true. How can you not be romantic about rowing? That's Santa, I agree with you.

Take me out to the river. Take me out for a row. Buy me some people. Peanuts and Cracker Jacks. I don't care if I ever row back to the North Ball. Santa. Okay, give us a dodgers clue on this one. This food is a rich source of fiber and magnesium because it still contains its brand and germ.

It is considered healthier than its white counterpart, white like a baseball. What is Mitch? Yes. Onion. Not onion. Santa. brown rice Santa gets the point

It is brown rice Next up This small dark fruit was banned In 1911 Because it was thought to spread A fungal disease called White Pine Blister Rust Which threatened the timber industry

The ban has since been lifted In many states And is often turned into a tart juice Santa Go ahead Santa Cranberries It's not cranberry

Oh shit Shit A tart Art juice. What is it? I don't know. That's what lost me. Can I guess?

Yeah, go ahead, Emma. Is it cherries? It's not cherries. Figs. Mitch Figs. I didn't know this one. And I don't think about this fruit often, but a black current, apparently. Black current, got it.

Next up, beta carotene is a pigment found in fruits and vegetables that gives them their color and is converted by our bodies into vitamin A. What color is this pigment? Mitch. Go ahead, Mitch. Orange. It is orange or red. I will give you a point. You're tied up with Santa Claus.

Mitch has one. Santa has one. Next up. Of course, you get the red question. What does that mean? I forgot the rules of this game. The rules are I will read a question or read a clue and then you just give me the answer. And they're all food related.

He does have a bell to ring in. Yeah, if you want to use your famous bells to ring in, feel free to do that. Whoever grabs it first Oh, okay This seems Next up, this type of seasoning Mind in Pakistan Is thought to have health benefits

And be richer in minerals Than regular table salt Santa Go ahead, Santa Oh, I don't think I have it right Turmeric It is not turmeric It is not turmeric

Shit Mind in India Mined in Pakistan. Pakistan. So bordering India. And richer minerals than regular table salt, which is white. Mitch. Yes.

Black salt. It's not black salt. It is pink Himalayan salt. Oh, my God. The grocery store is very common these cases. Next up, okay, it's still tied at one apiece. Next up, blank is the world's most expensive spice and was considered a luxury in the Middle Ages.

This sweet floor. and earthy spice is composed of the threads of a crocus flower. The world's most expensive spice. Spice. From Dune. It is not Dune Spice. It is not the spice Melange, which allows the Guild Navigators to interstellar travel. Go ahead, Mitch.

All spice. It is not all spice. Emma. Saffron. Emma's on the board with one for Saffron. Well, Emma's in the game. Emma's tagged into the game. Oh, my God. I believe Burnett Bronca is one of the largest purchasers of Saffron. in the world. That's fascinating.

What is AllSpice from? What is this? The Sloppy Boys podcast? Oh, ho. Emma in like a pitch hitter, just like in baseball. How can you not? How can you not? How can you not love baseball?

The crack of the bat. The roar of the crowd. The squish of the slide. The squish of the slide is one of my favorites. Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here. Yankee Stadium, man. Yankee Stadium. Don, don't, done, done, don't, done, done, done.

Philly Crystal, 700 Sundays. Yankee Stadium, 1978. Hot dogs, get your hot dogs here. Yankee Stadium, 1978. Mickey Mantle takes the plate. Roger Clemens throws the pitch. Crack. The crowd goes insane.

win. Wow. Wow. What a game that was. Beautiful. Ninety 78, Bucky Bleeping Dent was in 70. But was that at Fenway or was it Yankee Stadium where it was? Who were you talking about? I think that was at Fenway. Was it at Fenway? Bucky bleeping dent. What do you do? He hit the home run. Aaron Boone repeated it basically. I think there were in a one game playoff to enter the playoffs. 1978. Am I correct here? I'm just going off the top of my head. I don't know. I don't really know baseball. What's your

favorite kind of home run? Is it like one where it's instantly like, oh my God, that one's gone? Or I like it I like the going, going, going, gone. Going, going, gone. It's out of there. Like there's a little bit of tension as to whether they'll crawl over the wall. I like an end-the-parker with a bunch of errors. Oh, yeah, and in the parker's

a lot of fun. Where three guys kind of overthrow each other and then the guy just ends up at home. Yeah, that's fun. That is fun. That's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, back to the playground.

We'll move we were all kids. I was a kid once. I agree, Santa. That's weird to think of you as a child, but yeah, you must have been a kid at some point. Yep, I was a fat little boy with a big white beard. All right. Next up, these vegetables become sweeter as they ripen.

When left on the vine, not only does their sweetness increase, but their vitamin C and carotenoid levels do too. Oh, Allspice just is. is real. Yeah, it's a real thing. I thought All Spice was from a movie. Santa, Peaches. It's not peaches.

What's the question again? Allspice is real. These vegetables, vegetables become sweeter as they ripen. Vegetables? When left on the vine, not only does their sweetest increase. You didn't say that the first time. I'm pretty sure I did. Nope.

What did I say? I don't know. By the way, I like a walk-off home run. Those are great, yeah. These vegetables get sweet. A corn. Not corn, no. Fuck.

We're looking for green, orange, and red bell peppers. Bell peppers. Finally, it's still tied up as one apiece. Anyone's game with this final question. This winter fruit originated from Sicily and is thought to be a natural mutation, likely from a tangelo and a pomelo. Mitch. Yes.

Pam Jello. Not Pam Jello, but a good guess. We give him a half a point for that. All right, Mitch gets a half point for Pam Jello. That might make me win, Santa. Oh. Well, Santa's a very generous soul. Well, life like mine, I win every day.

Wow. Santa, Emma, want to wage your guess here? Can you repeat the question? This winter fruit originated from Sicily and is thought to be a natural mutation, likely from a tangelo and a pomello. Oh, Santa. Yes. Um, um, um,

Pimptial Hold on I know what it is and it's called Persimmon Not Persimmon But a good guess I think

Santa should get a half a point For that Santa will get a half a point Forciman as well I think Emma should get A half a point Taken off Wow

Oh my God Santa What? Santa what did Emma do? What did Emma do? What? Emma's got to be on the nice This is on Santa

I don't want to win every now and then Santa Santa knows that Jemmy hates being in this sweater. Yeah, yeah. I got put on the Nottie list for making her wear it. All right, we have one more bonus question.

This one could decide it. What do all of these answers have in common? Mitch. Yes. Winter time. No, it's not wintertime. They're all fruits and or vegetables. I mean, that is a commonality, but that's not the answer.

This is the solution. Wait, what was the answer to the last one? Yeah. Oh, the last one, the answer was blood orange. Oh, dang. Oh, man. So the bonus question is, what do all these answers have in common? All ingredients of a fruit salad.

No, that is also not it. No, the thing that perhaps you all miss because it is right in front of your face is... Oh, they're all colors. They all have colors. And you know what? I heard multiple people say it at once. I'm going to say everybody wins. Oh, ho, ho. It's a tie. Oh, Santa.

You know, in baseball, they famously said a tie is like kissing your sister. Hmm. It depends on who your sister is, I guess. It's true. Did you know there's something worse than a naughty list? What's that? Well, I can't tell you, but you're on it. Oh, my God.

Santa. Oh, boy, we'll get this sorted out. We'll be right back. I want to have a problem because of my sister, my name was Mike Aniston. Hey, buddy, you know, Mitch loves his cats, Wally, and Irma. Well, Wally is named after Walliston, Massachusetts, which is a neighborhood in Mitch's hometown of Quincy. That's right.

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And Mitch, we are rolling. We are all right along. With one of our favorites, Tony, you've been living south of the border down Mexico away. Yes. And you brought us some snacks. Another great singer. That's where I fell in love

when stars above came out to play. Those mission bells told me that I'd never stray. south of the border down Mexico way The big band reprises what he just saying afterwards Anyway It's Elvis, right?

Isn't that Goulet? Oh, it felt like a little Elvisly over here. I thought you were doing Elvis. Maybe it's Gullet. It might be Elvis. Goolay. I get the notes a little wrong.

South of the border. It's beautiful. Song. Thank you. I got to change my pants, why, because that was a... You got to change your pants? What does that mean? Because you love that so much, or you just shit your pants? Yeah.

Front or back? Yeah, like, what was it? Oh, wow. Wow. Gene Autry was the original singer, and then they did a, there was a cover by Shep Fields in his rippling rhythm. That was the band we never would have guessed.

A big band band band, from 1939. It sucks. My boys, the boys know what I'm talking about. Shep Fields. When you take down those undies, you go a little brown in the back, a little white in the front, you know what I'm saying? What's fucking, the hell is wrong with you?

Disgusting. I said the gross thing and you still freaked me out. What was it? What'd you say? She said, let's fucking go. This is Shep Fields. That's the singer. Look at that guy.

Wouldn't be expecting that, right? Look at this fucking nerd. It made me think of Mr. Shetfield from the nanny. Oh, Mr. Shepfield. I know the song just from Simpsons, I guess. It's like where I know it from the most. When Skinner takes all the... Oh, 100%.

It's Krusty takes everyone down to Mexico. Wait, what was it? Is it the bullies? Isn't it the bullies that were trapped or something? no that's well that have these are two separate things so when the bullies are trapped he's like we're gonna give the mountain bikes and then nobody gets sued what if they're dead if they're dead then we ride these bikes to mexico and do they do that song there or no they do a different song okay and then the the one you're thinking of the one that that i the song that you sang was the end of the camp crusty episode and crusty is like you guys just had a rotten time at this camp i'm gonna take you the happiest place on earth tijuana and they go to tijuana in that song place um also supposed to be that was supposed to be the Simpsons movie

that was originally supposed Camp Krusty Camp Krusty was supposed to be the first Simpson's movie was Cam Krusty It's funny Like you don't realize

Like you're like Oh like you know That stretch of time During the Simpsons is just the funniest show That was ever invented Nothing will beat it Maybe ever

It might be done Yeah we might be done Tony you brought us some snacks From Mexico What do we have here? Okay so I I apologize if you can get this in the States, but I tried to find stuff you couldn't at not were at, like, the gas stations.

I love it. They weren't gas stations, little bodegas. Yeah, sure. If we might. Okay, so we got a lot of stuff here. This is mint. Okay, so, like, this is like chocolate and mint, and I know some of you. Yeah, not the favorite combo, but I get it.

Look, a York pepper room patty, I'll eat it. Really? It's contextual for me. Sometimes I think it's gross. Sometimes I think it's great. Yes. You bite into a York pepper and fatty? My boys will not I'm talking about.

A little brown in the back, a little white in the front. You know what I'm saying? Let's fucking go. Um, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. It also doesn't describe a York pepper and fatty. No. It's the middle. It's like the inside of it is white.

We have these that are chocolate-covered raisins. Uh, pastillas. Uh, okay, this is like, uh, I don't know how we want to do this. Yeah, maybe, so we have some sweet treats. Are these all sweet treats? These are all sweet treats. Okay. Well, I got one that's kind of not a sweet treat, but we'll talk about it.

What is, what is the, what is the, chocolate and, uh, pacitras so far? What is, what is the, what is the tropicality of where you live? How tropical is it? It's a jungle. It's where the, it's where the jungle meets the, um, sea or the ocean. Um, so what type, what type of, what type of, what, what type of, creatures are you seeing here? Are you seeing any, uh, I went to Costa Rica and I saw some monkeys? You see monkeys? Uh, I, I don't, but I, I'm more by the beach. Uh, you're seeing iguanas. There's a lot of lizards. Oh, yeah. That's one. And stuff. There is, I haven't been up in the jungle.

Um, so I feel like I'm not giving a great accurate representation. It's more, I'm more by the beach. But as far as like, um, there's a lots of different types of lizards as well. But I believe in the jungles, there are. You know what? I'm just going to stop. I don't know. I don't let it look. But it's, but we're talking about very warm, very warm water. Yeah, very warm. Like crystal water? How, what is the water? You can, depending on when the tide is, yeah, you can, you can see, not, it's not like clear, clear, but you can see down in it for a while. Yeah. It's great. I love it. You ever see a tocun out there?

No, you ever see a tocun? What? No, what's that? What are you talking about? Like Piokon? Like the Mardi Token, the Mardi Token, yeah. From Way of Water? Avatar, Way of Water. No. Do you see Avatar Way of Water? No.

Oh, you'd love it. You should absolutely love it. Well, I feel like it would make me sad. No, it's a little bit sad, but it's very inspiring. Is it true very good? She hasn't seen it. Is that why they're covering your ears? Okay.

I think you'd love it. Do you have plans for, really? You think so? I think so. Are they going to re-release it before three? Has Juicy in the avatars? He must have. No, I don't think.

think so. Wow. It's a sci-fi guy. What's the theater situation like down in Mexico? There's a few theaters. I haven't been, so the first time I went, not to Mexico in general, but this area was 12 years ago, you would watch a movie and there would always be a mid-break no matter the movie. And it was like, just time-wise, you could be in the middle of the most climactic part.

It wasn't like divided into like, oh, to be continued. It was just like an hour. we're in you're taking a break and everybody goes out and you get like food uh and stuff i haven't been to the theaters in a while at the at the movie really there's like a force intermission i kind of love that at any time that's kind of great yeah that's kind of cool you can i'm like i just have to make it to the intermission for bathroom or whatever yeah yeah and you go you get your food you do your thing you come back what is it 10 minutes you said or like oh gosh i don't remember yeah i think about that yeah and maybe it was just like the theater we would go to uh but

Yeah, there's, you're getting the stuff. Yeah, you're getting the stuff around there. Any of our listeners out there, I want to know if there's any listeners, hashtag south of the burger. How's that? Ooh, that's really good, Mitch. Thank you. You like that more than my fish wrap, huh?

Well, these are completely different episodes. Oh, yeah, so what you're talking about? Maybe they'll remember it. What's next? We have, this is like, this is cranky, so this feels like it's like chocolate cover. chocolate covered Cranky

Rice Krispy type things Okay now we have Now these are gummies Are you guys? Hey you know what we're both kind of cranky If you catch my drift You're not even looking at me You don't even look at me

When I talk about jerking off And this Kind of like Eminem's Lunitas Yeah These are Lunitas Yeah

Okay Here we go. Here are also gummies. Are you a gummy? I think gummy is yummy and why I think gummy. Yeah, I think gummy ain't yummy, but I will taste to have some gummies. Okay. With pleasure. We got some, uh, reneos. I don't have my glasses. That's why it says stuff with, uh, stuff with pimento. So probably, I'm going to scissor into these bad boys. This is scissor into them, babe. Um, so this is like, I think stuff with cucumber. What'd you open first? Which I find is interesting. I open the, I open these, uh, chocoretis, but it will, I'm just going to keep doing this while when Tony gets through. all their other trips. And then these are enchilados. These are fun. Yeah, these look fun, right?

Enchalados. Oh, my God. They're covered in, uh, they're like covered in, like, what looks like to heat. I don't know. It does seem like it. Okay. And then, oh, these are the sauces that I gave. It says, it says con chili on the bottom.

So it's covered in like chili pepper. I'm something of a heat seeker. And Tony was kind enough to bring me some, some hot sauces from Mexico. They're from the airport. Yeah. I guess we don't get to try those wags. We can try them if we want. No, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding. I don't know what to put them on. And these, oh, yeah. And then these are, because I was, I was like, but are these, like, really, like, Mexican-Mexican-like? Are locals eating them? And then they said, these are more of, like, what would be maybe a typical. This is what locals like. Like, this brand is, like, good and all well and good.

What is the brand of it? The brand is Aldama, and these are search. Tito is maybe the individual candy? Yes. I don't know what Sertito means. It's a different types of these. Thank you. Yeah.

Oh, okay. So these are caramels of cow and goat milk. That's fun. Yes. All right. I'm going to eat one. Yeah, let's start taste. I'm going to start with,

I'm going to start in Chocolate Town. I'm going to have some cranky. Oh, well. I just had a pandita's. Riano. Riano. Cranky is nice. The cranky is kind of a,

It feels like a rice cracker with chocolate on the outside, which is pretty, pretty yummy texture-wise. Let's circulate this to my left. Okay, this is interesting. That one's not my favorite so far. I'm going to stay in Chocolate Town before I jump over to Gummies. The next one I have is the Lunatus. And I don't know if we can see these on camera.

These kind of just look like M&Ms. They're a little bit of flatter. And you know, these remind me of Mitch's Smarties, the Canadian Eminemps. Okay. Oh. Smarties is the Canadian Eminemps? Yeah, they are. Ooh.

Because we have a smart new. Yeah, but it's like completely different candy. Do these have a hint of mint? Ooh, maybe. Let me, if I can read the front. There's definitely something going on there. It's chocolate confetti, so. Okay.

It feels like it has something going on beyond the... Ooh, I just had a cranky. Beyond the default, like milk chocolate. I'm not an Eminem fan, but peanut butter eminemes? Yes. So the loonitas But they're better than M&M And most of these other candies are

The Eminem rip-offs, I feel like You're right Yeah, it's a little minty, right? And this one should be a lot minty I'm having the Chocolatas now Wow I've worked my way through

These are good These mint ones I mean, they're pretty minty but I like them Wow Okay, I've eaten nearly every gummy I'll say this It's, we start off with the worst one. The, the Rieños?

Yeah, it just means stuffed, but it's stuffed with, um, cucumber. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I did not love those. The Panditas Classico, which are just gummy bears. The Pandita's Classico and the Panditas enchilados. Delicious.

The enchilados lugs might win you over. Oh. Wow, okay. The Pasitas. the basitas, which are the chocolate-covered raisins. This is a strictly better version of a raisinette. Wow. I would say the raisins almost taste a little caramel-y.

Oh. Okay. I still know about them. I don't think it's a good execution. Raisinettes are like my movie candy. Really? Yeah. I think maybe because it was like my parents, and so now it just...

Sure. I like a raisins. I like a raisin. Yep. Yeah, especially with popcorn. Mm. Mm. Mm.

Mm. I like... I like the one with chili. I think they're pretty good. All right. We're just kind of all over the place here. I'm having the panditas now. These are kind of, you know, as you might imagine, like they're gummy bears.

You're having the panditas, classical. Classico. So these are just like a straight-up gummy, basically. Mm-hmm. I just had those. I had a red and I had a green. I'm having a red and an orange. Okay.

I had one of each flavor. And I like them. Yeah, I mean, you're fine. You're not a gummy guy. I'm not a gummy guy. Wags, try the enchilil. Well,

you know, I'm not going to like that one. Actually, you might like that because you're a freak. All right, the reanos one. You're going to like the cucumber.

Panditas reanos, Sabor, Pepino, Chamoi. Um, let me try this. Oh, wow.

Oh. This has a lot, like a bunch of goo on it. A bunch of green goo. Mm. These aren't supposed to be connected, though, right? Correct.

Okay. So let me. You got a little. Okay. I'm having the enchil. Yeah. Uh, Um.

and geladdos, right now. I surprisingly like it. I think they're pretty good. And I think Wags might like them. Wow. Oh, I like this one. See, you like the goo. You like the cucumber goo.

Of course you do. Yeah, it's kind of a cucumber, a little bit of lime. It's got some sort of seasoning inside. I think it's fun. Mm. Okay. That one grew on me more, but when I first put it in, not so much. It's definitely a specific taste if you don't know what you're in for.

Mm. All right, Panditas. gillados. So is this one spicy? It's like a... It's got chilly... sort of vibe to it. Chewing away from it. What happened? I'm trying so fucking hard. Just for all you people with

misophonia. I'm trying so fucking hard not to chew into the microphone. I apologize. I'm really trying. Okay. I'm going to cut it anyway. I haven't been trying really. I'm sorry. I have a whole list of things I run on episodes where we eat on Mike. I'm scared of the like mouth noises.

Wow. These are legit fucking good. Right? They're good. I'm surprised. Enchilados. That's a big-time snack. I'm going to say this right now.

We haven't tried the last snack here. Good texture to them, too. But every snack I've had here is a snack. They're all, I think they're all good. Same. I agree. Now, did you think there was a minty taste to those? What is it?

It is, but I also had the mint ones first. So I'm like, is it just left over mint's taste? Oh, okay. No, it has. You guys had these first. Yeah. And move some gummies over the day I don't know if I want to be gummies. Is gum candy?

Ooh, good question. That's a great question. You know what? We talked about the classifications and things and people want to call like a hot dog a sandwich and we were saying it's stupid. Hot dog's a taco. But is gum?

What's that? It's a hot dog's a taco. Oh, Jesus Christ. I do like that case for that. I think that a, no. Because candy you eat, gum, you chew. Gum is more akin to a mint. Mint is not a candy.

So gum is gum. Gum is gum. But is it under the category of candy? I agree that gum is gum. I think technically it's candy. But I am with you, Wicker. I don't like it, count it as that. What, nicotine gum, that's a candy?

No, I don't think so. No, right? And if you're not, okay. Code doughboy's 20 or whatever the hell for your nicotine gum. I do think that these maybe do have a slight mint taste. They do. Yeah, they do. Yeah, it's weird. But I oddly like it. Okay, so I have, maybe we have them in the same, but this is a mango chili, babaloo roll. Okay. Basically a hot, as it says, kind of like bubble tape.

Well, we've also got the certito, right? Has anyone had the certito yet? No. Okay. You know what I think this is? I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I just brought it up. You know what I think this is, honestly? I think that this is like, just like it's a different, it has the crunchy shell wags. Yeah. And then it's just like chocolate that is just different from what we taste in the United States. And I think that maybe is what we're getting that minty, you know what I mean? We're just getting a different taste from it.

Interesting. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Just a higher quality. So these are pretty big boys. These, uh, these aldamas. A little big boath.

I'm going to take one of these and I'm just going to split the sum bitch in two and have a little chunk of it. You toss me one wags? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you can... What are that? What are that? What are that?

I guess I'll just take two of these. It looks like there's a caramel one and a chocolate one, right? These look like two different ones? I think so, yeah. Okay, so I'll just cut these both up. Do you see one was goat milk and one was cow milk? Yeah, I don't know if they're all made with both or if they're differently made and different ones?

Here, hand me that. Yeah, here you go. How are you liking them gummies over there? Pretty good. It's funny. I smelled the cucumber ones and I was like, ooh, I don't like that. And then I ate it and I loved it. Yeah, me too.

I like the kuk. Cucumber's a snack. Cuck is good. You all like the cucumber one. Wait a minute. Oh, there are, but there's only two. I'll just, I'll just, I'll, yeah. Wait, there's a way for, what the hell is going on in here?

I don't know. Is that way for part of it, too, or is that like a... What the hell? Milk candy? Mitch. What did you do? We're! Get the vacuum.

This is, I kind of don't want to eat this. Those wafers, I think... You don't have to. There's a bar in Echo Park that serves a cocktail that comes with those wafers on it, and you're, like, supposed to eat it while you drink the cocktail. Interesting. Okay.

Just look at it. It looks strange, right? Am I wrong? It looks different. I just... I see. Oh, okay. All right, you know what?

If you're going to take a bite of it, I am too. Yeah, I'll just take a little piece of it. Can I say these? whatever these little, I mean, I guess they're just caramels, whatever they are. Yeah. These are fucking good. Nice. This is really, really tasty.

I really am enjoying the old. Okay, okay. There's two wapers. There's a mini one, too. Oh, this is like almost the same thing, just mini. Oh, maybe that's what it is. It's like communion. It's like a stuffed communion. It really is like stuffed commune. It's like a communion wafer stuffed. It's a bar called Bar Flores, and it's like kind of like

a... I take a bite. Yeah. like a hortata cocktail and it comes with that on it and you're supposed to bite it and sip at the same time it's kind of caramel. Yeah, it is. Yeah. It might be the same. It might be, but I'll take it. I can try both. Yeah.

Dude, if they had those, I'd never miss church. No. We never do anyways, but still, if they have them there, we'd like it even more. I'd go twice as often. Are these two different ones? That is... They were in two different rappers, but they taste the same.

but they're both fucking good. Okay, okay. Here's something wild. Yeah. I had a bite of that mini wafer. Yeah. A similar concept as the big wafer. Take a bite of the big wafer.

Tastes like it's made with goat milk. Wow. They're two different wafers. That is what I think the mini wafer has cow milk and I think that big wafer has goat milk. Tell me if you think I'm wrong. Try it. Tell me what you think.

Wow, Mitchie, you might be. Do you like saying wafer? I do. Waifer. Waifer. Waifer. Jemmy, please don't eat anything. Waifer.

Jimmy! Jimmy, you love it, too. Wait, do you have a lot of experience with goat's milk or you just know the difference? Yeah, I, uh, yeah, I've drank some goat's milk in my day. I've had some goat's milk. Okay. Well, I'm saying pretty suspicious.

I'm not saying there's nothing. Sucking on some goat udders? I'm not sucking on any goat udders. Some ux? I'm not like a chupacabra. I don't love goat milk. Yeah. So I,

I am kind of an adverse to it. Is that the right word? What would you do if you caught El Chupacabra? I'd fucking put him in a cage, take them across the country, show them off. That would be your first, like,

It feels mean. I'm like hour one. Like I caught the chupacabra. There's something in my yard. What the fuck is out there? It's on my ring camera. Holy shit. It's a fucking chukabra.

Do you think you're catching one? In this scenario. Okay. In this scenario, your, your chupacabra is roaming in your yard. And you're like really strong. You're on top of it. You know what I would. You want me to honestly tell you what I would do?

Yeah. I would text you and susser and be like, I caught El Chupacabra. And then you guys would be like, you're lying. I'm like, no, it really. is El Chubacabra. And you might be asleep. This is the issue. You and Sussar might be asleep.

Because it would be at night. Because it would be at night. And then I would be like, oh, man, if it was night time, if you're awake, I'd be like, I caught Chubacabra, Lchupacabra, what should I do? Yeah. And then it'd be like, you're lying. And then you'd send a pick and I'd be like, holy shit. It's El Chubacabra.

Or you'd be like, you made this with AI. I'm like, dude, I'm serious. Okay. I caught El Chupacabra. So this is maybe an easier way for me to think of it. if I'm advising someone else, I think I would say, like, call animal control, right? But I don't think that they would, yeah. They wouldn't know what to do?

But I don't think they would be nice to it. Well, what else do you call you a scientist? Like, what do you do? Like, who are you calling? I call your dad. You're calling my dad. Yeah. You're saying George Weiger.

I caught El Chupacabra. He's in science. It's a different type of science, but he might know. What is the ethical move here? I feel like it's just going to be an ET situation where they bring the government to it, and I don't feel like it's going to be good. They're going to do experiments on him. Yeah. And also, is it like a little son?

Like, is L. Chippa Cobra, like, fucking pissed off, or is he nice? I think he'd probably be, in this scenario, like, a little scared, right? Yeah. Oh, now I feel bad. Yeah, he's a little scared. But he's, like, also, like, he's got, like, sharp teeth and claws so he could hurt you. So you got a guy keeping in a cat cage or something. If there was a person to catch out

Chupacobber, it would be me. I did. Yeah? Oh, yeah, buddy, tell us. I would not put its head in the toilet. I, um, there was a little kitten, bug main saw rolling around under a car and I bought a raccoon trap and I caught the kitten. Like, we went away and we came back

and the kitten was already caught in a, uh, in a little raccoon trap. And then what? It's now in a home. His name is Goblin. Oh, that's so cute. This woman Nandita owns Goblin. Liz lived with Goblin for the last like eight years.

Oh, that's so lovely. You're a hero. I can't. I have an issue with seeing stray cats that I've had forever. I can't. And I wish the world was a place where people would stop if they saw stray animals and try to help them. Right.

So in my mind, I would not want the Chupacobber to get hurt. I do want to make money off of it. Yeah. Oh my gosh Maybe we just bring him in on the show Oh yeah Finally have your third He's just a fixture in the studio like Jemmy

Oh yeah It's just me and Mitch and Jemmy and El Chupacabra Yeah I just chilling over there I think Jimmy would be nice to the Chupacabra Yeah Yeah Absolutely

Baskin Robbins with El Chupacabra That would be fun Like like animal protection Takes it away from us When it's like a big The Lchicabra's like big and fat after like a month They're like

This is inhumane Yeah, it's a creature we've never seen A mythical creature It's big and bad You could catch up We talked about gray E.T on our show Imagine how fucking gray E.T would be on our How gray he would get

Oh like instantly gray Yeah he'd be instant gray Because we'd see it like we'd realize He liked Reese's pieces And we'd just be force feeding Yeah Yeah, have some more We like this

Make your finger glow He likes them He's happy. It's like shitting all over the page. In vain. What were you going to say? I was just going to say if you caught El Chupacabra, the thing is it would be like a 12-hour news cycle. Like instantly we just normalize it.

Yeah, Mike Mitchell, the dope boys caught El Chubacabra and El Chubicabra is real. Anyway, let's get on with our days. You know what I mean? And then El Chubacabre endorses Trump at some point. No. I think the bar. I think the bar wrapped in red is also goat milk, by the way. I haven't tried this other one yet.

Yeah, they're both good. I would just say, like, if we're talking about, talking to them, and how does the day it's like in those chocolates and caramels that you're having over there? They're all real good. Okay. I 100% know it. Yeah. Yeah, you can taste it now that you say it.

The clear wrapper is cow's milk. The red wrapper is goat's milk. Yeah. The small wafer is cow's milk. milk. The big rap way for is goat's milk. Over there, we're trying it. The goat milk's candies I don't love, but I appreciate.

But I don't love them. The cow's milk one, I like a lot more. I like all of them. They're really rich. The crankies are real good. It kind of reminds me of like a bunch of crunch. Yeah. The puff for ice situation. The puff rice is, yeah, I just love that texture. Those are in my top

three for sure, the cranky. I'll look at that form factors a little bit. It's very fun. Can I have a piece of gum to wash this all down? This one? Yeah. For real? I like the caramel logs.

I like both kinds. I think that's probably my favorite, the aldamas. Which one do you like more? Probably the red guy. Oh, the red guy is, the red guy is. It's just, it's like a little more. The red guy is the goat one, and it is. It's a little more potent.

I just kind of like it. It's a, what's, what's it? Some umami flavor. Yeah, yeah. I think I'd put that one, then the cranky, and then they'd probably put that cute number gummy just because it caught me off guard. Tell me when. That's good.

Your gummy ain't yummy except for the cucumber gum. Yeah, I mean, you know, in spots, it can work for me. You liked the other gummy. You liked the one in the chili. I liked everything. Everything was great. This is just another thing that's just like food is just better outside of America. Yeah, I liked it all too.

Yeah. It was nice. Do you have a favorite? Do you have one you get down there with any regularity? No, I'm not. I'm more of a shalti than a sweet. Sure, I get it. Um, but, um, maybe because it's just, we also had the macaroons and it's a lot of, like, chocolate and sweets.

Yeah, sure. But I usually wouldn't say this, but I, I think like the regular, or the enchilados. Yeah, enchilados are good. I think it was a surprising winner. Any favorites back there? You mentioned the cranky already. I'm cranky's my favorite. Cranky's pretty good.

Cranky's good. I only had a cranky, so that's all I know. Yeah. Wow. She's pissed off. Yeah. She's cranky. I went hard on the macaroons earlier, so we're eating too much shit.

Look, I've got to say the flavor of that gum is great. Yeah. But guess what? What's, what? USA gum still reigns supreme wags. We got one, we won one of these candy eggs. Wow. The U.S., it's a little, the gum is a little too, um, melty.

It's not. Well, but do you, how often do you eat this, like, sugary gum? That's a good point. Like you're usually not eating that I actually love the flavor All right USA loses everything Look I guess I'm a gum skeptic I really don't like gum

And then when I saw it We were seeing an oral facial pain Specialist for my jaw pain He was telling me not like never to have gum But I will have one piece of it Why you just chew on it and not chew it like gum Just taste it I'll have a piece of this because it is hot

Right it is spicy I don't want to ruin anything Yeah I'm something of a heat seeker So I'll take a little bit of it Okay here we go I can't wait for his jaw just like got snapwags his jaw back in a place he just types into a computer

I probably sound about the same Emma's fucking roast in your ass by there is great kill wagi and then again this is mango with chili honestly it's pretty damn good

It melts in a weird way. That's what I was saying, but you know what? The more you chew it, it does get. Is it like some sugary gums, like the first few chews are like really wet and melding. And then as you chew them, they kind of take a more of a gum texture. It's starting to form quite a bit in my mouth now. I don't mind the flavor. But the flavor is going away.

The mango of it is nice. I'm not getting any heat at all. I get it. If you keep chewing, you get it. But I don't want you to keep chewing. Yeah. If you keep chewing, it'll be a little spiciness on your tongue. But, yeah.

It is. It is. Honestly, I think it's good. It's good. I don't care for it, but I'm glad to try it. All right. You don't like it the mango? In the abstract, I like it the mango, but in this particular context, I don't like it the mango.

Fair. Thank you, Tony. What a king's bounty. My pleasure. Wow, this is a lot of fun. My absolute pleasure, and I love that. You guys liked it. And I also love.

I'm going to have some noble gases later. Yes, you are. A reference from the episode. that's over, that no one knows what we're talking about. Yeah. Well, we're all loop because I believe this is now our longest oops all segment segment ever. We've passed the 30-minute mark. We have our friend Tony here.

We have our friend Tony here. How can we not go a little long? There we go. You almost fell asleep while you were saying, how can we not go a little long? It's time to put you in bed. It's time to put me in bed. It's 5 p.m. I started to say it's, yeah, 5 p.m.

We're three hours off from his bedtime. We'll be back with more oops-all segments. Hey, buddy, continuing on here with Oops All segments with our buddy, Zach Jerry. Hey, Zach. Oh, everyone's turning their hats backwards. Just so we get a different look. I don't have a hat. You borrow mine.

No, it's all right. No, you should just turn your own backwards. You don't want to wear the hooey all the pussy? I don't think I can pull that off. You say it all the time. Yeah, actually, I should be getting some money for the hooey all the pussy hat. We got a little snacker whack here. Chips O'Hoy baked bites.

This is a soft-baked twist. on the cookie you love. These appear to be a cube form factor. We'll see what these are like when we bite in. They're blondeies. Open these up. Yeah, they're blondies, I guess. Amelia, you pick these up for us?

Hey, man. Do you say baked bites, dude? I started doing that bit, and Mike looked at me and, like, shook his head and no. He knew it was, like, bad. Hey, man. Bob Wonka's got to see. There's one for you. These are individually packaged, so I'll just give a G.

each a package. Don't think twice. It's baked bites. Hell yeah. Couple for the producers' desk. Here you go. There's one. There's another one.

Everyone hated that? I liked it. I was busy reading this. There's a warning on here. What kind of warning? Tension, allergen, info. C ingredient panel. It's egg milk, wheat, soy, it seems like they're the ingredients.

Wow, these are much smaller than expected. And also, feeling them in your hand, they feel horrible. all I'll say. They feel horrible. They smell okay, but they, they, they feel like hard. Is it supposed to be like dough or is it supposed to be like a cooked brownie? Is it dough? No, it says baked.

Wow, I don't know. What? Now, Amelia. What is this, what do you mean by slap? It's good. It tastes like you're eating cookie dough. It's great. Amelia, I got to say, I used to have a very, very high trust level for your opinion.

Really? Uh-oh. Yeah, really. Then I sat down and watched Red One. And I was like, I was so sure I was going to like it. It looked fun to me. They hated it. You said it was fun?

I had a tough time. Did you see it in theaters? No, I didn't. That was probably part of it. I think so. You have to see. No, shut the fuck up. I can't believe I'm telling you to shut the fuck up.

I saw it in the theater. I did not think about it. I thought in the theater as well. But, hey, I might be back Team Amelia because these are actually pretty good. Right? I think they taste like Plato. They taste like Plato. I'm with Mike and Emma.

The texture is bad. They're very, very, they're like so processed. They've got so many ingredients. I can't stop eating them. I hate that I can't stop eating them. Well, here's designed. Here's what I will say. The first one I had, I bit into two halves.

And I think it benefits from eating the whole thing at once. I think this benefits from like a sink, making this into a single big bite. I wish they were a little bigger. They're called big bites. It does kind of feel like a, it does feel like kind of like just a chunk of an energy bar. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Like this is like, this is like a fifth of a kind bar. But like a bad homemade one. Yeah, like a bad one, right. What is the word? I'm like, the makeup, the consistency of this thing is like, it's disgusting. It's kind of chalky, yeah. It's not, there's no pleasure in biting into this.

Here's what I'll say about it Yeah, Play-Doh Nothing, no piece of it works It's not good But it's, I love it That's, I agree with that review Yeah Sounds like Red One

It's the same thing you said about Red One It's bad in a good way Like, I would never There's This, I would never choose this Over any other sweet treat Ever But if it's the only thing in front of me

I'm gonna eat the whole pack I just ate a whole pack of them I mean, I'm finishing this pack. This is the last thing. There were five in here. They're blondeies, I guess, on top of that. Which, I don't think they're going to be. But it's not meant to be like cookie dough.

It's supposed to be like a baked brownie, right? I guess. It's called a blondie, right? Yeah. It doesn't say dough anywhere on here. No, it's supposed to be like a blondeie with chocolate chip. Here's the issue. There's chewy chips of hoy, which are due what this is trying to do way better.

I'd rather have a chewy chip ofoy than this. Chewy chips a hoy than this. But they don't sell chili chips. Oh, fuck. Chilly chip a hoy. Put your chips away in the fridge. They don't say, they don't sell chewy chips a hoy in the individual packages like this. Like, can you get a chewy chip a hoy out of a vending machine?

You should be. I'd rather they'd be doing that than this. This sucks like the packaging is so plasticy and the food is so fake. This is like fake food. This is like a dystopian future food. Yeah, you know what this feels like? This feels like if you went to like the air and space museum, they'd be like, Look astronaut cookies.

And it'd be like, oh, this is what they eat on the space shuttle. And you'd be so excited as a kid to get it. And then you eat, you'd be like, this is fucking awful. Space flaps. I want to go to space. That is what I'm thinking. Okay. But here's what you guys aren't factoring in.

He has no high fructose corn syrup. It has real chocolate chips. This has vitamin B1, vitamin B2, folic acid. That's good. Is there anything else in there? What's going on? I'm only reading the ones that I can pronounce. Ingredients derived from a bioengineered source.

Wait, it really says that? They don't grow naturally. They make them in a lab. Bottom left corner over the choking hazard part. That makes me feel worse about eating out. I try to avoid foods that say that on it because I don't totally know what that means. That's cool. That's exciting.

Yeah, there's the things at the bottom are a, yeah. choking warning, not recommended for children under force. That's one thing. This food stuff might cause a child to asphyxiate. This also is made for babies. Yeah, this is exactly what a kid would want. And you're saying they'll choke to death. Ingredients engineered from a bioengineered source or ingredients derived from a bioengineered source and then distributed by Mondela's Global LLC.

Like, yeah, every part of it sounds, I'm mad at you that I just ate a whole package of those. Yeah, they're good. You ate the whole thing because they're good. If you ask me, I'm suffering. from the Mandela's effect. Which is that these are good. That's the thing. I didn't want to stop eating them,

even though I was frustrated by the experience. I think I might have to go mild snack, even though they kind of suck. The aftertaste is, is halacious. It's very sciencey. It's super present. Yeah. It's not going anywhere.

Massive snack. This is, it's a whack for me. It's a whack. I ate all of them, but it's a whack. It's so doth. dark in the studio, by the way. Look how dark it is. I know all the lights are off out there

because we're the only ones here and the sun has gone down. There's just one ominous picture of the L.A. fires on a screen. Why do they, why did they, why did... See, look at the fucking... No, that's just a mountain landscape, but it looks, it's making...

It looks fiery right now. Oh, it does. Oh, never mind. That's just like fall foliage amongst the hills. I was like, why did headgum make the back... That's weird because headgum closed before the fires.

It really got going. Someone came in to change the background? You were about this darkness that Nosepharatu is out there? I think Nosephrat 2 wouldn't even eat these things. What do you think of that? He like Nosephra-P-U, turn up his nose. Well, there's nothing in there he can't have.

That's true. No garlic, no holy water. Yeah. Right? No. I was, I don't know what, I don't know what was at the bioengineered lab. Probably some children's blood, so he'd probably be into that. That's true.

Man, he's going to meet the Nossferu's going to meet the Clintons. Hey, take a sip, no throw out, dude. Because they shop at the same place. Also, it says best when used by, not expiration. That's true. Last forever. Wow. That's horrifying.

You throw this in your go bag. You're good. I was talking to my college buddies and I said, I need to get it to go bag together. And then my friend sent a Wendy's bag. It's a go bag. It's not too good. It's just a go bag. I messed it up.

Which I don't have a go bag. together, which I should have. I'm going to grab Wally Nerma and get out. That's my plan. They have enough food and water in them for you for days. I would never eat Wally Nerma, to be clear. These were a huge, I feel bad for astronauts. Astronauts are lucky because they get to wear diapers.

You and I have talked about this before. That's true, yeah. But I feel bad if they have to do this shit. You're allowed. You're allowed. You don't have to be an astronaut to wear a diaper. Yeah, I know, but it sounds like a good excuse. wear a diaper because I'm tired of cleaning up, but he refuses.

I feel like the only reason we would become astronauts is to wear that diaper. This is not an incentive to become an astronaut. That is horrible food, future food. I hate it. Wack. Do you think a Nosferatu, you know, because he knows the Clintons, he goes in, he's like, one for comet ping pong. Makes a reservation.

Probably. Hold the garlic, please. Hey, nice rot to you. Come sit at our table. That's Bill. Yeah. I'll do the acridanochrome Rita, please. We talked about we went to, it's like something we probably never would do now, but we

went to ping pong and reviewed it. And our walk away from it was like, it maybe was real. We just got convinced of the conspiracy. We got convinced of this conspiracy. Yeah, well, when they say to do your own. research and sometimes comes up positive. You know what? And rest in peace to the comic ping pong guy who's

just recently passed away. The conspiracy theorist who committed suicide by cop. That is, that is true. The comic ping pong guy has passed. Yeah. Yeah, he was going to be next week's guest. My go bag has my comic ping pong shirt in it from

the one visit we had. A shirt I could never wear out in public. But wise, I think that sums up my thoughts on the chips-ahoy baked bites a split verdict a couple of snacks a couple of wax no one fully convinced but uh hey you know what that's a that's snack or whack baby with zach we're right back with more oops all segments damn he wrapped why it's wrapped well wow wow we told you it wasn't going to be good i thought it was pretty good you thought it was good yeah i thought it was pretty good. This reminds me of like the Muppets after you've watched the Muppet movie and they come back and they have to close it out. You know what I mean? This reminds me of like when you watch a compilation and then at the very end there's the guy being like, well, hey, that was a lot of cum shots. Hope you had fun. Is he out of breath? Or no, he's relaxed. He's relaxed because he's talking about earlier the compilation that he did. That must be for him. It's like for us, this is like an easy shoot day. For him, it's like, you just got to shoot the ending, the beginning and ending of the compilation. Compilation? Yeah. Yeah. He just got to shoot. It's like, for us. This is like an easy shoot day. For him, it's like, you just got to shoot the ending the ending, compilation. Yeah. He just got. He just got. He just got. He just got. He just got. He just got

a lot of downtime. Well, he's managing all those refractory periods. That's nice. Yeah, it is nice. But I think also that's sometimes just reusing existing footage, which again, we did not do. Those are all new segments you've ever seen before. I mean, I mean, also the compilation guy sometimes at the start of his, like, these are all new come shots.

You've never seen them in any other pornoes. You jacked off to some of my pornos before. This stuff is new. I got to check out some of these compilations. You've got to give me a link, Weggs. Yeah. I've got something, but I can tell you're not recording. We actually are recording. We are in the middle of recording something.

Yes. I can't believe that's what happened. How casually, we come back. I'm really sorry. How casually you just walked in here and said, I could tell you're not recording. You were very wrong. I thought you were doing ads. I'm really sorry.

No, it's fine. No, that was good. I liked it. No, it worked out. Yeah, yeah. We were talking about how the ending is kind of like the ending of a compilation. I was wondering, do you think that Do you think he like asks his like

co-stars after they finish like hey, you want to stick around and do one more cup shop for me? Emma, that is there. It won't take like 10 minutes if that's cool with you. Yeah, I mean I'm supposed to get I got an audition

for this succession porno parody but I can't I just stick around for now As long as you're done by like $3.50. Oh, so this is, this is, uh, Kieran Kumpkin. Bye. Bye. That was a headgum podcast.