Doughboys - Pollo Campero with Jack Allison and Kate Shapiro

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Jack Allison and Kate Shapiro join to discuss fountain Pepsi, chicken, and their upcoming book Kill The Rich, before a review of Pollo Campero. Plus, Kate and Jack build their final meals in another edition of Last Meal. Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSources for this week's intro: wgacontract2023.orgsagaftra.orgWant more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a HeadGum Podcast. Wanna watch this episode? Check it out on our YouTube channel by going to youtube.com slash DoBoysMedia. Hey buddy, it's Wigur here. Wow. So, no scripted intro this week because the WGA strike continues as does the SAG after strike our sister union route in the picket line together. Biting against the AMPTP and their corporate greed hoping to make these professions financially

sustainable once again, I'm actually recording this on labor day. So figured I'd wish a happy belated Labor Day to all the workers out there, whether you're on the picket line or on the job, God bless y'all, solidarity across the board. And especially so with those of you who work in food service, agriculture, packaging, trucking, delivery, all aspects of the food chain, we couldn't do this without you and those jobs are very tough and oftentimes you're laboring under unfair conditions so Hey, we salute all of you. In fact, I'll do a little salute gesture

Against by California Republic hat here on the video feed Um, that's all I got for you. The centros kind of dry, but I figured I'd spice things up with a little bit of slapstick at the very end. So, look out for that. Check out birdfuck.com. We've got links to all the relevant labor organizations as well as a Doe Boys merch. So you can find that all over there.

And enjoy this week's episode because this week on episode I was almost home. That wasn't the slapstick. That was just that was a genuine flub. I guess we might as well keep that in. I was almost home trying to say this week on Doe Boysness at this week on episode. Ah. Anyway, this week on Doe Boys, Pollo Compero. All right, here's a slapstick.

Whoa! The world's the double world! Welcome to Do-Boys, the podcast about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Weiger, along with my coat, what the fuck's a matter with you? Ha, what's that? What's that for? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha'm Nick Weiger along with my co-host, Wyatt Burp, the spoon man, Mike Mitchell. Welcome. Welcome to Delboys.

Hello there, I'm way behind in trying to catch up as much as I can before the Stitcher app disappears. So we're not on Stitcher, you don't have to listen the Stitcher app. Anyway, we've no connection to Stitcher. Anyway, I'm currently on the Einstein Brothers episode from 2021 and Mitch just got really pissed about all the sneeze-related roasts going on at the time

and then almost immediately burped on air. An incredible moment in the history of podcasting. Nick announced a future month of burp roast, which again, only hope came to fruition, mostly because they need to know whether anybody sent in Wyatt Burp. Apparently not. There you go.

I haven't burped or sneezed in a while. That's true. I mean, just in general. Maybe jinx in it. Generally. Uh, um, grownups were... Jen from Arizona sent that in. Rosemoo Manage, email like that.

Kevin, Kevin James's character burps and sneezes and farts at the same time, I believe. That's a... That's a kind of specific point I believe. I like GrownUp's too. I've told you this. Yeah, we've talked about this. Jack throws a man over the house. I mean, is that the whole reason you like the movie?

Is that one joke? It's right there. I laughed throughout the whole movie. They're both fine. They're both fun. Yeah, he's having a good time. There's a new one, Samler is in his daughter starring in it. Bot mitzvah movie.

Bot mitzvah movie, yeah. It's not called the bot mitzvah movie. I think you're not invited to my bot mitzvah. And then you said, let's see you defend this one, basically, to me, and I said, if you get some pass, Samler gets a pass, and then I saw the trailer, and you agreed after you watch it, too,

is the daughter, my, I watch the trailer, yeah, maybe. You said his daughter has the juice. Hey, Mitt, you know what, shut my mouth, his daughter might have the juice. That's what I said. And their junior might have the juice. I think so too.

Anyway, uh, Good the way, let's not talk about this upcoming Netflix movie. That's what we should be doing right now. Mitch, we just got back, that's the only downside to Sandler, fun Netflix. We just got back speaking, hey, the recent, weler. Felt netflix. We just got back speaking,

hey, the recent, we're talking about the future, but talking about the recent past. We just got back from San Diego. That's right. Where we did a live show there that episode will open out for a couple of weeks now, but we went to a Tiki bar. You love a Tiki bar,

but he's Neil and Fran took us to Falsightle. That's right, and you. Falsightle. And you, I normally hate Falsightles. I'm always worshiping him, that's my thing. Yeah, you always worship him. And I dislike them, I don't trust them. Yeah. But I pray to those things, give him offerings. I'm all in on false idols. I like that place a lot.

It was a good time. It was a blast, it was a hoot. You'd order a drink. We have an integer Sarguesta, but you order a drink and a certain drink and thunder would roll. There would be thunderer would roll. There would be thunder that rolled. There'd be rolling thunder, be rolling thunder, a little flash of lights and a little bit of rumble in the seats.

The seats rumbled quite a bit. Yeah. After post doughboy show, you're worried when the seat rumbles. And what's going on? Where's the source of this rumble? All right. Oh, it's the scorpion bull. You're

it was. It was specifically the scorpion bull. That's right. We had a lovely time. I got shit faced too. Yeah, you got very drunk. I went to a tacos El Gordo, um, which was near the hotel we stayed at. I don't know how you party like this. Yeah. Because it's like, yeah, I'm older than you,

but I'm not significantly older than you. I'm in the same age. That's significantly older than you. Two years older than you. But we went out and I was just like, I stayed out. I'd never stay out past midnight. They stayed out until at one o'clock.

It was absurd. And I had like three drinks and I was so tired. And you like, I left. You were still there. You were still partying. And then you also went to a second location afterwards. You left like minutes, I'd say like five minutes before are like we left.

Okay, you were like, I'm going and then we were like, okay, sure, and you left. They were closing the bars down. We went back to the hotel then we walked to Tacos, El Gordo, and then I did also postmates Roberto's to my hotel room. Why did you do all this? Because it was fun, I don't know.

Ha ha ha ha. Anyway, how do you know to spoonation? Emma, here's a drop. I'm kind of embarrassed doing that in front of the man I lived with for years. Drop loading. I love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man.

We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. We love the bitch man. Oh, I love the binge man. That was good bus. The Vanga bus. Remember when the Vanga bus first pulled in? Oh, I remember.

And then the six flags old man got on board too. Oh, man. Yeah. Then it was the end of it. I was that old, the six flag old man, it feels like, is that park falling apart? Is the studio on that park? Well, we get you to get our guests in here. We can talk about it. Yeah. Hey, Spoon Man and Burger Boy. I love the show and love both of you and wanted to show my appreciation with a Venga Boy's drop. I know Nick doesn't want to, but get out to Denver as soon as you can, Paul.

What does that mean? Does it mean for a tour show? Yeah, must mean. Yeah, no, I'm not going to be doing that. Mitch, let's introduce our guests. The authors of the new novel, Kill the Rich. Wow. Jack Allison and Kate Shapiro are here.

Hi, Jack, hi Kate. Hi, thanks for having us. Jackie Boy's back and Kate's here for the first time. Yeah, lovely to have you both. Kate, you are from, you're in Florida right now. Is that correct? That's where you live? Yes, Miami.

How long you lived in Miami? I gave you year and a half. Wow, okay. How was it down there? How was it down there? It's like hot and weird. Miami. Like a year and a half? Wow. Okay. How was it down there? Yeah, how's it down there? It's like hot and weird. A lot of weird stuff going on.

I'm really hot. It was lava gasping that we had to do COVID tests to record this show because I haven't done COVID does. Never. They've never done COVID. COVID ended in Florida with the George Floyd protests. No one ever thought about it ever again. I'm glad none of you have COVID. I'm happy for your health. Yeah, we're not there. One of us has COVID, but one of us probably has COVID.

Giving it to Casey right now. Sorry, Casey. Um, I, I, it does feel like it's making a little bit of a comeback. It gets back. It never left. A lot of masks going on. I'm just saying, I've seen a lot of masks out recently that I, I've noticed more masks recently. I've, I saw the mask recently. I was my pitch. COVID for a COVID based, this is a lot. I like that a lot. I like that a lot.

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Where they're like, this is an anti-masking movie. No, this is the anti-maskers are correct. And we're always correct. I want to talk a little bit about, about Kill the Rich, because this book I'm very excited to read it, it's not quite out yet as of this record,

but it will be out very, very soon. What's the date? September 12th. So that'll be out next week as of this episode's release. So yeah, with the Kill the Rich, Jack has a copy right there. Has it, you were telling me the name for the proof of the book. What is it?

Yes, it's the Advanced Review Copy. Advanced Review Copy, the ARC. Yes, this is the ARC, so this is a special collector's edition with a bunch of fucked up bad spelling in it. The one that comes out next month will actually have good spelling in it. Can you tell, like, first off, talk about like, how did you craft the idea for this book, but I am also like curious like how you came to work together because like collaborating on a podcast is one thing. But collaborating on a novel, like that's a big undertaking.

Hey, do you wanna start with how you came up with the idea originally? Yeah, I came up with the idea in grad school, like the Kardashians or like the height of their power then. And I always, and everybody else is depressed and sad. And I was like, wouldn't it be just like good for the world if they were just executed on television? I can just one of them win. Because like, in the middle ages, that was like the prime, like, that's what everyone did for fun.

It was just execute, like people. And that was like the great thing to do on Friday nights. But now it's like, that would be good for us right now. We need that. So that was the first kind of seed of the book. And then I wrote kind of a bunch of disjointed short stories like set in the world that kills Kim Kardashian. And then kind of reached out to Jack

to make it into an actual thing. And then we created it into... Yeah, she asked me to sort of come on board and we re-wrote. I mean, you know, a lot of it, but all the characters were there, you know, in Kate's original version, which she was doing as a sub-stack. And you know, he asked what it was like to collaborate on a book. And I honestly think, you know,

we all did sketch writing and everything like that. And there's something easier in a way about doing collaborative writing because you can imagine, you know, sitting down to write a novel, it's very easy to be like, fuck this, I'll never do it again. Right. Right. Like five pages and be like, well, that was stupid to even think of doing. But when you write with somebody else, you basically have a weekly meeting where you check in and, you know, see each other's work. And so, yeah, we had a built-in sort of writers group, which I think made it easier in the end. Well, I don't think I've written anything solo

since my family guy's spec in college is maybe the last time. No, I thought, true. I see you texting for like three straight hours. Everywhere, when we live together. Every man who texted me, I checked out, well my roommate was sleeping. I was using it right what you know. No, and mine, Peter meets like a version of the abominable snowman is what my episode was about.

That sounds funny. Pretty good. Dude, that's in the book, too, actually. Is it really? Peter Griffin meets the abominable snowman in the book. Well, Jackie Boy, we're very proud of you. Congratulations. Big undertaking.

Almost called Katie Girl. That doesn't work as well. But Jackie Boy, we don't know each other all enough to know you're going to be more familiar. But Jackie Boy, and Kate, we don't know each other all enough to know you're gonna be more familiar, but Jackie Boyd. Shake of that. In Kate, we're very proud of you. It's very exciting. It's very exciting news.

I was watching some of the dark side of the 2000s last night. Have you seen the show? What is it? It was just a whole episode on Lindsey Lohan. It was like the dark side of the 2000s and like this one's about Lindsay. And it was about TMZ. And how we used to, we kind of did in the early 2000s.

I think we did kind of, we did kind of destroy those people in bad ways. Oh yeah, no, there was a lot of like, pretty exploitative things. Hey, go ahead, Kate, please. Oh, I think Lindsay, she actually came out pretty well. I think she's married to a Bahrainian billionaire and just lives on a yacht.

Did she really? For her. Something like that. That's, it was, it was, it was very funny. I mean, like it was just like looking at the dark and I don't even really understand why it was that dark. I think people were just mean. What, so what is the, like, okay, I'm, I'm thinking to read in this book, like, what should I

expect? Like, what is the narrative? Okay. Well, so basically in 2038, America elects a communist president in a, in a squeaker election, basically all the political parties split. And so there's three political parties. The American People's Party elects their communist president who wins on the slogan, kill the rich. And so the book opens with the televised execution of Kim Kardashian, who's not just the Kim Kardashian, we know she'll, in the book she owned a makeup plant

that poisoned like a whole California city and got away with it. That's what I want XQ to. Yeah. And so yeah, the book follows, and I've seen your aid to the the president and he's trying to like, you know, scrounge up information on the next rich person to kill a pizza delivery driver in Las Vegas, who was Kim Kardashian's former assistant and an ex-pat influencer living

in exile in Russia. And it all comes to a confluence in a cryptocurrency fueled secessionist city in Las Vegas, run by Willem Loots, who is a sort of meme obsessed richest man in the world that you might recognize, you know, as another rich guy that we know from the real world. And who's likeness, they didn't use on the cover because any resemblance is perfectly, you know, coincidental. But yes, and so don't start taking guesses right now.

But yes, it's a political satire book and it's pretty crazy and near future weird stuff. I love it. And right up your alley, Jack's always been a champion, a champion of, for the working class. That's true. It is true. I will say the book is more like it's more of a political satire. It's not like so much a polemic. I don't think this is, they mean this book doesn't even advocate that we should necessarily

kill the rich. It's kind of like a, you know, America is a big mess. Kind of book. Sure. The fiction is not endorsement. Yes, that's right. Sure. I disagree. I think America's great.

We need to make it great again. There you go. Thank you. There's the Florida. She does live in Florida. I'm curious because we're okay. So Miami is known as a food city with its own distinct culture. You've lived there for a little bit now. Kate. Are there any Miami eats you've come to you've grown to love? Yeah, there's this one place my favorite restaurant is Vietnamese Cajun fusion food, which that's pretty much the only Asian food around since there's no Asian in town. It's just Cuban and Argentinian and Dominican and Haitian and that's it. Cuban foods really good coffee.

Yeah, I was going to get an impanada. I meant to from the place today. They have impanadas. I don't know if they do in California. They do. Oh, we tried it. We got it. Way good. It was good. Okay. So I was gonna go and get an infinite and then go to Versailles where like my family was having a party and Versailles like the big Cuban spot. Like where the door Trump when he comes to Miami, he goes where people like sing him happy birthday and give him food and then he leaves.

That's where Trump went right recently and they sang him happy birthday and he didn't eat anything and then they make Donalds on the plane ride home. Yeah. Oh, it's all the Trump rally. And Miami. And Miami, all the Trump rallies are at this place called Versailles. And I remember when he was getting indicted here, everybody's like, I just, they're going to be violence in the street. I'm like, they're going to go to Versailles and have in Panadas. That's what they'll do. We just violence to some in Panadas is what they're gonna do. God damn that man and his love of McDonald's I can't help but I can't help but admire in before him. It's hard. The McDonald's have this hard.

Obviously, you know, I don't know, you haven't done the McDonald's episode, right? No, we have not covered. So there not One clear obvious candidate for the way we'll the way we'll guess No, we mentioned this on during one of our live shows that well I think we have talked about if Trump won that was like I'd love to come on and review McDonald's I think we would make that our final episode We wouldn't have the opportunity to talk to Trump about McDonald's for now It would be like doughboy it would be like we wouldn't announce it and then we like doughboys Thursday and you would just see like McDonald's with Donald Trump It would be like, no boy, it would be like, we wouldn't announce it. And then it would be like, no boys Thursday. And you would just see like McDonald's

with Donald Trump tomorrow with Donald Trump. And people like, oh, is bug main doing it? Character is like, oh, no, this sounds a lot like actual Trump. Yeah. Yeah. No, they have a photo with the three of them, all giving thumbs up. And he said the fish delight was was pretty good. We've got to say. For

gummy savers. It's a snack or wax segment. I'll give it a snack. I can't do it. I can't do a Trump. I don't know James Austin Johnson, but I tried. Okay. So so we're talking about like we're going to talk about fried chicken. We're going to talk about this particular chain. But there's a place we've talked about, three of us at length Jack, and Kate, I wanna get your take. And I also, Jack, I wanna see if you have any updated thoughts from the last time we spoke about this topic. Taco Bell is Mitch's favorite restaurant,

a place that I know that Jack, you have a lot of fondness for in some strong opinions of, Kate, what do you stand on Taco Bell? Um, I really like fountain diet Pepsi drinks. Okay. I don't know. And that's what this restaurant had and Taco Bell has. Sometimes they'll go to Taco Bell and just get the fountain Pepsi

because Pepsi and a can sucks. Pepsi from the fountain at Taco Bell is like the best thing in the world. Wow I love this because there's the McDonald's Coke thing People know the McDonald's coke at McDonald's is good. It's better than they have little they have these little Metal canister comes in a metal canister. It's most beautiful canister It would be a good episode. It would be a good, it would be a good final episode. And you would find yourself studyingly with hundreds of thousands more fans.

Yeah. Probably having a lot more fun. You'd be down on boats in Miami. Yeah. Our lives are better. We have more fun. Yes. Kentucky Fried Chicken with Jim Cavizel.

Next week. Him. Just the temptation to go right. We always have that release out. That's what you don't understand with Hollywood people. It's hard. We don't turn right. It's hard. It's hard.

It's hard to do. That escape shoot exists. You can turn right at any time. We're doing this for you. We have a turn right at you. We're doing this for you. The listeners. We're doing it for you so you can yell at us

if there's ever a guest you don't like. You can get really mad when ruined our lives on the web. I can't wait for the future when you yell at us for something else. Get a guest on the you don't like you're gonna yell at us about it. We'll apologize and then we'll keep going the pot. We don't we could turn right and we don't worry about that. We'll never get mad at you for any guest ever again. Get mad at people for getting mad. Yeah, they get mad at people who came on our show because they'd be like, how dare you go on that show now. That's right. That's right. That's its own thing. That's not our problem. That's their problem. They got to go make a donation. So, okay. So fountain diet Pepsi. First first off were you a Pepsi family because I was a Pepsi family

it was a while before I came around to Coke as an adult. No, I'm from Texas. I'm a Dr. Pepper and Big Red family. It was a while before I came to Pepsi and usually it's like I guess I'll have to take the Pepsi and then talk about like convertiv me because their diet Pepsi added this world. It's insane. Wow. I don't know if they're doing it. I don't know if they're doing it.

I don't know if they're doing it. I don't know if they're doing it. Yeah, I've never thought about that. Because also like if I'm a Taco Bell I'm not getting a diet drink. That's a context where I'm getting a blah, blah, blah, stir full. I'm always getting this. What about a Sierra Missed? Sierra Missed?

Sierra Missed is not bad actually. RIP Sierra Missed. Now it's in a this by Stari. It's now Stari. Yeah. What? And Stari, that happened. That happened.

Oh, this was a thing that was a huge like media campaign at the start of the season. You're probably seeing Stari commercials. Yeah, you probably have. You know. You watched any linear television, but they were really pushing it during like the NBA post season and it's, uh,

Sierra miss was discontinued and Stari has been launched in its stead. We've tasted Stari on the show. It's fine. I think Stari's here is pretty good, but here's the thing. And the conspiratorial side of you will be like, okay, that's what they were doing.

Syramis was made with cane sugar. Stari is made with high fructose corn syrup. Oh, come on. Much cheaper. So it was a way for them to rebrand. It's like, here's the new cool item, but it's something that's got a better profit margin. Yeah.

Getting diabetes to people. Yeah. I guess. Ain't sugar never did that. Yeah. I was much July. I was much July. I think that to the doctor.

Is there a... I never thought, Sierra missed. It's a type of a mountain dew, right? Yeah. Were these names? It's like a mountain do, right? Yeah, were these names? It's like a mountain. No, no, no, no, no, no, names. Right. The Sierra and the bass.

The mists of the, you know, on the seara. It's a great point. It's a mountain do, isn't it? The more specific. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Yeah. What, and I, I was thinking about what that, what, what Sierra missed is exactly.

It's like you're up top in the Sierra's and then it's like. There's like a miss. I'm not sure if you're asking this. Yeah. Mountain Dew is a must-fog. We're gonna have that. We're gonna be drinking Everest fog. Is that what's next?

Are you telling me that's what's next? I think Sierra missed is a much more sort of descriptive name of what that tasted like. Mountain Dew, I don't think any Mountain Dew tastes like Mountain Dew. Certainly not. It tastes like slime, tastes like the batter slime. That's something. I love Mountain Dew, but it's not refreshing

in the way I Mountain Dew is. Let me look. Let me guess, let me look here. Oh, Hillwater. We're drinking Hillwater. That's a thing that's gonna, we're gonna be drinking soon. What can tanning Hillwater?

I got a two liter of Hillwater and bringing that to a party. What's going on? You alright at Mountain Dew is, it makes me think that you're on like a big slimy mountain. So, I'm sure it does. Cause what is, what is, what is, what is, you're right, see you're a miss, that's a,

oh, I'll get it. Like, ah, here I am in the house. Refreshing, lemony. Yeah, and there it is, that's how it tastes. Like kind of like fibries or something. Mountain Dew is a little bit of, is it a slime, it's a little slime mountain. Oh, it's mountain where there's sludgy, sludgy waterfalls.

I would like that, I do think I would enjoy, there's sludgy, sludgy waterfalls. I would like that. I do think I would enjoy. I would enjoy the mountain that mountain do. Oh, yeah. Slime mountain sounds like a banjo kazooie biome. After TikTok clock, you get a fucking slime mountain. But you know you're getting game over to see gruntie. Anyways. But you know you're getting game over to see gruntie anyways. Gruntie's hot in the gruntie hits transformed. Clear, transformed gruntie. Gruntilda. Gruntilda.

Yeah. And then does she have a different name when she's transformed? I don't remember. Oh, thanks though. I think she, I know don't banjo toey, she stops rhyming when she talks. Yeah. Which I really took one of the many missteps of banjo toey. Didn't you just play one?

Didn't you play one? I just beat one. One is great. And I tried to do two and I was like, this just stinks. They made a big, they messed like too much plot, unskippable cut scenes, the levels aren't good. Bruntilda doesn't get into a machine that turns her hot. No, there's a lot of success. He's got weird sisters.

Yeah. Too much lore. Too much. He's a skeleton, too. It's a more as more approach that just is bloated and, you know, I fell off of it. And I'm speaking to someone who played the shit out of Donkey Kong 64, which is also a bloated mess. Okay, let's not talk about N-60.

Hey, what do you think about all that? Do you think we're dorks? I like Donkey Kong 64. Did you really? Do you have a favorite comp? No, I don't think I can remember that much, but I remember enjoying it. Simply think of the rap and you'll know all of their names. And if you can't think of any niggas, surely list off every con. Including the ones from the cartoon series as well. Dick. Chunky baby.

Yes. Right. There's tiny. There's Dixie. Diddy. There's a linky. There's a like a blanky. You know, there's many.

Dixie and Dixie. Dixie. Dixie is cool. Dixie. Yeah. Dixie is good. Yeah. Donkey.

Of course, do we say donkey? I don't know if he said donkey. That's a nice thing. I like the open world of Sonic for Dreamcast. That's what Donkey's on. That's a great game. So, the adventure? Yeah.

Yeah, Sonic Adventure one and two, both pretty good. Did you, there was the recent, oh my god, I played it, now I'm not, the name's escaping me. But there's a recent Sonic game, Sonic Frontiers. That's an open world approach. That's pretty fun if you're looking for a kind of return to form. When the dream cast came out, I really felt of a different future in America. 999? There's an argument that could be made that that is like the peak of all America, you know, 999. Well, because you have that and then Final Fantasy VIII comes out of the same day, as like Sony PlayStation, make shots to be like. Like, the shot to be like, 99, 99. Well, because you have that and then final fantasy eight comes out of the same day,

is like Sony PlayStation. Make sure it's in the numbers. Exactly, yeah. Wow. 9-11 didn't happen yet. It's true. Two years away. Oh, man, planning stages, I guess.

If the dreamcast succeeds. Yeah, they're probably having generals, so bring Saudi Arabia Around that time. Hearing pitches, yeah. Putting together decks. I wish they went on strike. You've been helpful. What a man.

It just, I think that I felt, I thought of a world where like America would look like how, maybe like how Tokyo looks. You know, Tokyo was like futuristic and cool looking. When the Dreamcast came out, I dreamed of a future like that. Have you been to Tokyo? No. I seem pictures though.

Are you thinking of like Akira, Tokyo? No. I seem pictures though. Are you thinking of like a Kira Tokyo? Yeah. Tokyo is nice but it is like a city kind of like a city. Yeah maybe I did think more of a Kira. I thought of like a futuristic world. But that's not a future we want. That's a dystopian future. Not for Yeah. Not for the, not for the halves. Yeah. No. I guess they have to do it right here. I guess they have to be one of the halves.

As we're living that future. As we're, as we're like, you know, living into our own dystopia, don't some of the other dystopias look kind of good? You're right. It's going to be a dystopia anyway. Yeah. You know, why not have it all look nicer, look cooler. That's kind of why I should.

No, I'm with you. Kate, let's, let's talk a little bit about, and Jack, I want to get your thoughts cooler. That's gonna work. No, I'm with you. Kate, let's talk a little bit about and Jack, I want to get your thoughts too. Let's talk a little about chicken because this is a chicken chain we're discussing. Where does, because fried chicken is my favorite food. I love fried chicken.

I love all kinds of chicken when I was eating plant-based chicken was the thing that was shockingly to me that I missed the most. Where do you stand on, Jack, let's start with you. What do you stand on chicken? Where is it in your hierarchy of meats and do you have a favorite preparation? Interesting question. You know, I think that I probably would,

from my gut, say steak or beef. Interesting. Probably the top of the hierarchy of meats for me, but mostly because I like burgers so much, but I think chicken is a lot more versatile. And there's a lot more things you can do with chicken. I think that like the chicken stock, chicken broths are better than a beef broth. And yeah, fried chicken, there's just something about how much, the cuts of the meat on that bird are so good.

Like the size and the bullbusiness of a chicken. Yeah, I would say, it's probably beef, then chicken, although I think that in my recent years, chicken has come up a little bit. I mean, fish, we can all be honest. It's way down there at the bottom. I mean, I'm actually being honest. How dare you?

Look, he's from a long beach. And I'm from Quincy. We're both, we're sea towns. Mm-hmm. Are you honestly gonna say that you put fish high? No, it's last. But still, I like it. Last, you put it last? Yeah, I'd probably put it still, I like it. Last, you put it last.

Yeah, I'd probably put it below. I mean, for me, I think maybe fish has gotten closer to the chicken, but I do, I'm, where, this is the wimpy side of the, take fish over like lamb or pork. Lamb can be, lamb can be really nice. Yeah, I'm nice lamb, but I can maybe, I'm maybe would do fish over,

I maybe I'm with you on that. Even though I like fish be able to make it. I'm very, very nice. I'm very, very nice. I'm very, very nice. I'm very, very nice. Yeah, I'm nice. I'm nice. I'm nice. Yeah, I'm nice. Yeah, I'm nice. Yeah, I'm nice. Yeah, I'm nice.

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you can get some really like low quality, like just factory-formed, loaded with antibiotics, this chicken at a miserable life and you can tell the quality. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.phin's Preseason game. Sorry. I had a really bad fried chicken this weekend and then a Dolphin's Preseason game. Oh, no. Wow.

When it was fried chicken. Yeah, and it was from like we wrote like a fancy lounge too. And it was fried chicken. And it was like the worst thing ever. The breading all fell off. It was like slimy and stringy. I was like, was it cooked all the way through? I like gave it to my boyfriend and just made him eat it,

which he did, which I thought was weird too. But it's fun. But yeah, that's the problem with chicken. It can be like the best thing you've ever eaten in your entire life, or it could be something that you'll never forget because it's so horrifying. Right, that is, I agree. That's chicken as a nightmare scenario. You know, we talked about Japan earlier. Do you ever see the Anthony Bourdain in Japan where

he has like semi-rare and raw chicken? Yeah. I have not seen this. There's a thing in Japan where he's like, you know, it's only because American, you know, farming is so fucked up that we can't eat chicken rare or whatever. And I definitely, I don't think I would do it here, you know, I think I would be. But it definitely has given me a fascination with having some rare or raw chicken meat. They made on the Iron Chef Japan,

the one they moved in, the Japanese prediction before they started in America, I remember in an old episode where they made some like medium rare turkey, and I was just like, and they were like just saying like, but you're not allowed. Yeah, exactly. That's not allowed.

But you can't eat it like that, I guess, just if it's not raising this condition or something. When I saw that dream cast, that's what the future I thought of was the raw chicken future. Did you have a dream cast? I didn't have one. Well, you were part of the problem. Did you have a dream cast? I didn't have one. You were part of the problem. I had a fucking dream cast.

I wanted a 999. I think I did do actually. I got the modem. Oh yeah. You can take out the 60 four. You can take out the thing and the controller and then have a new game that was like a Tomagotchi. Yeah, that was awesome.

I had my chow. I raised my chow, of course. Yeah. That was cool. I did a lot I did. I made me pretty cool in middle school You know you could call your plays an NFL 2K on that little screen your buddy wouldn't see it. I had an Nintendo 64 You had both huh? Fucking spoiled little goddamn right I bought it with my own money. Yeah, right. I did. What fuck were you doing you doing? 1999 I older you. I was a college. Your college. I was teaching at a college. Where is first off are you a big meat eater and where does chicken go in your

hierarchy of meats? I am I guess I like beef and from Texas. So barbecue. Oh, sure. That means close. I went to Argentina this year. And to Argentina is known for like steaks. So I'd like the best steaks of my life. And it really like, and you're saying that it's a tax. Appreciation. Yeah. Yeah. Argentine. It's expensive to get there. But you can have like the best steak you've ever eaten for like 35 bucks. Like if the fancy is the restaurant with the nicest bottles of wine, like everything's so cheap,

but it's the nice dining experience. So just pay for the flight and get out there and have like, I just had steak every single day. It was all- You know what else do you can get? Great steak in Florida, shoeless steakhouse, don shoeless steakhouse. That still in Florida. Shula's steakhouse, Don Shula's steakhouse. That still exists.

Is Don Shula's steakhouse still standing? It was the first place I ate raw meat, actually. It's the first place I had steak tartar. And Shula's steakhouse, I think still does exist. He's a former dolphins coach and player or was he just a dog? I only know him as a coach. It looks like Shula's steakhouse is still open.

It's still open. Yeah. Have you ever been came? Where is it? No. It might be it might be like in it might be like in Orlando. It might be near Disney. Shula the Shula's restaurant group has an empire. There is Shula's steakhouse, which has locations in Chicago,

Gainesville, Houston, Na House, which has locations in Chicago, Gainesville, Houston, Naples, Florida, Orlando, Florida and Richmond. There is also the Shula 347 Grill, which has locations in Lake Mary, Florida and Tallahassee, Florida. Shula Burger, which is in Tampa, Florida, and at airports and stadiums.

And then also Shula's Bar and Grill, which is in Fort Myers, Jacksonville, and Miami. So you can go to Shula's Bar and Grill. There's your option. Shula dies three years ago. I just don't know where it is in Miami., Jacksonville, and Miami. So you can go to Shula's bar and Grill. There's your option. Two or three years ago, it's been pretty shitty part of town. Got it. Maybe I'll go and hit up like a strip club afterwards.

Oh, there you go. So he's the head coach of the dolphins, which was he the head coach during that, was he the head coach during that undefeated season? He might have been. That sounds right. He was coached there. It was there for a while. I remember he's there for during the Danfeated season. He might have been, that sounds right. He was coached there, it was there for a while. They, they, they, I remember he's there for during the Dan Marino era.

They still talk about that undefeated season or that was that was the roster there. They always celebrate when the Patriots lost. Yeah. They fucking popped their fucking champagne bottles. Sorry, I hate the dolphin. The only thing that they have to talk about. I just went to the preseason game

because someone gave me free tickets to the Nazai area. It's ironic, I hate the dolphins, but I do love actual dolphins. There you go. There you go. They're not very ferocious. I don't know why they chose that as a matter of time. Yeah.

Well, I've got a lot of emotions. We've heard people play all the story. They're a group of dolphins, a pod of dolphins try to have sex with me when I was in Key West. The football player. I believe it. Yeah.

Ha. Check out that key to that. Ha. Looking good. I was swimming with dolphins. At my mom found a place where there was like frees. It was like, they weren't captive dolphins. They would come in and then like,

you know, they closed the gate for a while. So I guess captive for a minute, whatever, who cares, shut up, everyone who's mad. But they just put them in there to rile them up so they'd be down to fuck. Well, they're always down to fuck. That's the thing about dolphins. Like, that's their ferocious side.

Is there always one who have sex with you? That's why, about dolphins. That's their ferocious side. They always want to have sex with you. So there's a football team named after the sex animal. And then they found the one kid who doesn't want to fuck at all. And they try to, they surrounded me and they definitely try to have sex with me. You got out there, okay, right? Yeah. I mean, traumatized for the rest of my life. They gave me floaties. I had a floaties, but they were pulling me under. Wow.

They were pulling me out of the fuck me. It's the truth. You talking about it on here? I'm not a fuck you. Great question. You know what's funny? Because years later, those dolphins were weirdly trying to fuck me as a kid.

Because I wasn't even that young. I was like, those dolphins were weirdly trying to fuck me as a kid. Yeah. Because I wasn't even that young. I was probably like 13 or 14, so I was like, they're trying to fuck me. And we were in Key West, and then years later, when my dad was sick, he was like, remember when all the dolphins tried to have sex with Michael? And I was like, I knew that. I knew that they were. He was remembering this on his deathbed.

It wasn't on his deathbed. It wasn't on his deathbed. Those were the Last words. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was good. It was funny enough. So fast.

All you runners, if it's funny enough, you get a pass, but you're, and he's my friend also. I'm sorry. You flatline. All right, look, we got to talk about Poio Gambarro. Let's take a break. We'll be back with more Doe Boys. Thank you to Angie for sponsoring this head gum podcast. Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals

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1971 in Guatemala. It's the biggest chicken chain in Latin America has 400 locations worldwide, including 70 in the U.S., sneaky large chain in America. Kind of for people who haven't been there, I think this is a crude description, but it's kind of a hybrid of Elpoiloco and KFC and that it has grilled chicken and fried chicken coexisting and they push both of them. There isn't one that they're like,

this is our chicken, they're both kind of unequal footing. Think I owe this place an apology? Hmm, because I think that I thought of unequal footing. Think I owe this place an apology. Hmm. Cause I, I think that I thought of this place as like an even lower budget alpoio-loco. And then eating it today, I was like, this is a higher quality version of that place. Mitch, I think that's a great me a culpa and I was going to make the same sort of,

of a statement because I first off, I thought I assumed El Poio Loco predated this place, and this place was like a clone. The opposite is true. This place came first, El Poio Loco came later, and then yes, you were right. I think this place is first off, it is quite affordable for what it offers,

but in terms of its quality, I mean, it's far above what I expected from meeting at this place. Campero, I've seen different translations of it means either rural or farm worker, I think the way you think of this chain is like it's kind of like country chicken is kind of the name of this chain. And I feel like this chain, correct me if I'm wrong, I feel like a lot of working class, Latinos, Mexican-American Spanish people, I feel like that is of working class, Latinos, and Mexican-American-spanaged people, I feel like that is, this is the chain that a lot of them.

I feel like this is, you're not gonna see, you're gonna see a mix of people, of course, but I feel like for working class, Mexican people, you'll see a lot of people going, there's that wrong? Well, yeah, well, I mean, it's Guatemalan. So it like, in compasses, all of that Latin America, but I think like, from what I've read, like, yeah, before this was such a,

was a fixture in the US before they started expanding in the US, a lot of people would like, you know, go to El Salvador, go to Guatemala and go to one of those, those, and bring El Poio local or El Poio local would bring Poio Camparo with them back, like on the plane, like a written article about that.

If like it is, it is a place that people who are, you know, grew up with it, are really passionate about it. I was just saying from my experience here, like, like, because I have actually never dined in there, but like, I've seen them and been around them and things like that, but I'm not sure if that was, if I said anything weird here, and we'll cut it off.

I don't think so. No, I think you're fine. I've never known anyone who's even eaten there. Like, I've heard that it was good. That's like, I've heard people say, like, it's good I've never known anyone who's even eaten there. I like, I've heard that it was good. That's like, I've heard people say like, it's good. Polo Comparo was good. And I never had tried it until today

and I was very surprised by it. I so, okay, so I went in person to dine at this place because I had, I also had not had it before. I'd seen these locations around, but it was like before I had Jolly Bee, it was the same sort of thing. Like, look at that place. I wonder what that's, I wonder what's in there. I wonder why those are popular. And I wanted to, like, anytime we're having a place for the first time for the podcast,

I don't want my only experience to be that we got it delivered to the studio or delivered to Palmerston back in the day. I haven't, like, sometimes that's unavoidable as you know, Mitch, sometimes that's just how it works out, but like, since I had the time, I decided to go to one of these and I dined in and I'm glad that I dined in because the food comes on real dishes with metal utensils. That was shocking. This is a fast food restaurant. And they're giving you like a plate of chicken

and your sides on like stoneware. And then I've got a metal fork that I'm eating with. I'm like, what the, I might have fucking chilies. What's going on here? But no, it's a fast food restaurant. That's I like, and you know what? Probably better for the environment. Absolutely less wasteful and it's just like a better experience for the,

the customer. But Kate, so had you had this place before? I hadn't had it before, but I did notice I noticed that you were eating off real plates before I got mine and I was like, that's insane. And I also noticed like everyone who was there was getting like 60, 70 dollars worth of chicken. Like everybody in front of me, like clearly, like taking it out and bring it back to their house and like having with their whole family. And they had special bags for just this thing that will like keep it warm and keep it like good. Because that's why I was worried about ordering it to my house

because it's kind of far away. And but I guess they have that all figured out because the whole airplane thing. Right, right. People have been traveling with this chicken over long distances for many, many years. That's a testament to how good it is. I wonder if there's any drop-off

in the States. That is, it is, it is much bigger than I thought. I didn't even realize it was, I thought it was a Los Angeles. I like, I thought it was a California thing. Yeah, no, it's, it's there, there's locations at least in, in Texas and California. I'm not sure what it's national footprint is exactly, but it's, yeah, there's, there's, there's a bunch of them. So yeah, the real dishes and real utensils, I was surprised by also this place, I went like late afternoon on like a Sunday and it was packed.

It was like, I picked like one of the, one of two open tables and then people were just like coming in continuously. There was a line when I arrived and they were doing hefty business there. So it's, you know So it's certainly popular. It certainly was a hotspot. I got the 4P special all dark.

Now the thing that I like is that you can get your order split and I did that. I got it both. I got fried and grilled. So what I love that. Yeah. You know why shoes? Yeah, why shoes?

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You get it. You get it. You get it. You get it. You get it. You get it. a lot of fun and the keto little angel. I also got the Campera rice, the coleslaw, and you choose dinner roller to tea as I opted for tortillas. And then I also got a side of sweet plantain. So that's what I had yesterday. Kate, what did you end up getting at Poyle Campera? Yeah, I knew you guys were going to get all the regular kind of stuff. So I just got the spicy chicken, fried chicken sandwich,

and then also a side of mashed potatoes, which I felt really weird ordering, but I really wanted mashed potatoes. And they had it there. Why the hell not? Why not? Like Jack was saying. Why the fuck not?

Why not? Also, I like that you were like, you guys were gonna like order everything on the menu, which we kinda did. You're right, you got a lot. Yeah, so I was like, I'll order you were like, you guys were gonna like order everything on the menu, which we kind of did. You're right. You got a lot. Yeah, so I was like, I'll order something kind of weird. And yeah, so I pickles. It was just the sandwich with pickles and very little sauce. And that's what I thought was very interesting, because usually I go to like

zacks, fees, or like, grazen canes or something. And the chicken is pretty much a delivery vehicle for the thousand island sauce stuff they have. And this was seasoned so it didn't need the sauce. Cause I was like, oh, I should ask for some sauce. I need like seven things of sauce to just drench the chicken in. And but this didn't need it. It was like perfectly seasoned. It wasn't spicy.

I will say that. Did you get this spicy one, Kate? Yeah, I got the spicy one. It's funny, because we had, I had a different thought on what our jack will feel, but I thought the, I thought the spice had a kick to it. I thought the spicy sauce had a kick. I think it has a kick maybe for fast food.

Yeah. But I felt like it was maybe more sweet than the sweet to you. Yeah, I think the little spice. That's sweet too, yeah. I think the sweet kind of overpowers the spicy, but just that there was actually any spice at all, compared to like your burger king, you know, spicy fried chicken sandwich or something. I feel like the spice level would be like

if you went to Wendy's and it's like, it's the ghost pepper sauce too. Right, yeah. And you have it and you're like, well, like, kind of like about like flamin' hot Cheetos level. Yeah, like a three out of 10, but like for a fat, you know, and you're like, well, like kind of like about like flamin' hot Cheetos level. Yeah. Three out of 10. But like for fat, you know, for fast food restaurant. This is like for a fat guy. You know, you're a fat guy and you go there and you're right. I know for a fast food place, like we do the same point you're making. Yeah.

Yeah. I thought I thought it was, but go sorry to interrupt, Kate. Go on. I thought it was, but sorry to interrupt, Kate, go on. Oh, no, it was good. The mashed potatoes were really good. And then the only disappointing thing is they had diet Pepsi. So it was really excited for the fountain diet Pepsi. And it was flat. Oh, it's a bummer.

It was on, it's on like in Miami, it's on Kaiocho, which is like little Havana, like one of the most big touristy areas in the whole city. So that could be why, but I was sad about the diet Pepsi. So I was so looking forward to it. Gotta get to a Taco Bell. Yeah. I got a question. Is this what? El polo's Hermano, so whatever I was thinking too. It is, right? Most pollo-servanos from Breaking Bad. So Breaking Bad, that's what this is based on, right?

Possibly. I'm sorry, that's what the Breaking Bad one is based on polo-compare, all right? Could be, I don't know. I thought it was just kind of a general, yeah, that would make sense. It does feel like, I guess whenever I picture this, I didn't go to the restaurant.

And whenever I picture it in my head, I really am just picturing the pollo cermanos with the little cartoon chicken. Well, they do have a cartoon chicken. So that's a good, that actually is a strong case for that theory. Because all pollo locos don't have a cartoon chicken or anything.

No, they don't have like a flamask. Like a flame. Is there a mascot? I noticed, I was texting my, or someone in my boyfriend's family, they're all at El Salvadorian. And they're like, oh, you're going to a great El Salvadorian restaurant.

And I'm like, you know, Guatemala's written all over the restaurant. The word Guatemala is written all over it. And they're like, you're wrong. And I was like, no, I think I'm right. It does look like Poyo Hermana. Yeah, I was bringing the guy up. And so there is a mascot he's like the Jolly Bee.

And he is like a chicken with a big cowboy hat who's serving a plate of chicken. So I think that would be, it is a little fucker. Yeah, it's like Mr. Pean, you know. It's very capitalist, like I'm willing to sell out my own kind for my own advance. I mean, I guess if you think of the human version of that, that would be sure.

That's nightmare. Yeah. I was, you know, that's leather, that's leather, the leather face family, basically. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Am I wrong? What's next?

We're gonna have a leather face restaurant. Oh, we have leather faces. Oh, I can't, I can't review that. You think, you think if they did a pollo Sermonos restaurant that they could beat the Bubba Gump record for longest, a tie-in chain has lasted? Or do you think Bubba Gump record for longest a tie-in chain has lasted. Or do you think Bubba Gump will always hold that cup? Wait, wait, if they did a what?

If they did a Poe's Hermano's actual restaurant, do you think that that could have staying power, the likes of which Bubba Gump has had? When's the last time you write a Bubba Gump? I mean, I'm within the last year. Yeah, probably not. Our friend literally sent us a picture this week of him in a bubble gum. Yeah, bubble gum, but it's still going.

Yeah, it's cool. It's still going. It's good. I guess that's cool. I think as long as Universal like city walking this, I don't know if I'd ever see bubble gum shrimp going out of business. Is bubble gum like the big seafood chain?

Like I know there was like Gladstones before, but Red Lobster, sure, but this Bubba Gump beat Red Lobster these days. I think Red Lobster has more locations. Okay, but, but public. I was like, the idea of like in a hundred years, people being like, you know, that was like actually based on a movie.

I think people like it now, it's happening already. And movie came out in the mid 90s. I feel like people, people came 25 years old, that movie came out in the mid 90s. I feel like people, I'm 25 years old, that movie came out before you were born. When they're putting stop, far as stop, they're not questioning what that means.

I got whatever one of these stupid things. That's fun. They probably think the pictures of like him with Nixon and stuff. They're like, that's probably the guy that made the restaurant. That's probably the guy that made the restaurant. That's probably the guy that made the restaurant.

Looking at Nixon and he went to the moon and shit. That's pretty complex. He to the moon and shit. That's pretty complex, man. He made the smiley face? No. I guess Boris Gumpt didn't go to the moon. I didn't think of it, but that was in the book, I think. Yes, the sequel for his gumpt.

Oh, no, their Gump and Company is the sequel. Right. And then, I think he deals with a lot of like planning stuff. A shock that they never did a Forest Cump movie sequel, you know? These days they would absolutely do it, because they're so franchise-centric, but back then I think it was just like that. But even now, I mean, I mean, I'm surprised that now they haven't been like, Hank's is coming back. He should come back and do it. I can Apple miniseries.

That's like Trump, I did. Or whatever. That's what it be. That's what it be. It'll be an Apple miniseries. That's like Trump. Whatever. Whatever. That's what it be. It'll be an Apple mini series. That hat should be rare. I was I was trying to make a nine a lot because then I said planning, which was didn't make any sense.

But I then wondered, is there a nine 11 thing in the sequel book? There might be. I think a predate for it. Yeah, it is before. Oh, well, be a predation. It is before, oh well. But maybe there is. I helped some people blow up the students' wind towers.

People are reading that like, oh, okay. He was there for a lot of notable events. He would probably help get Trump. That was what Jaguar's saying. He probably would help get Trump elected. Would absolutely would be in the, if they, if they didn't update a version.

Let's talk a little bit about what, what y'all had with our order today. Cause I got myself a, cause I knew I would, I decided to go yesterday and then I got myself a, I tried out the salad, the poil camparro salad, which was better than it had any,

any reason to be. Um, and also got, you know, a few sides just to try out, but y'all were having, you also got the fried and grilled combo. Yeah. Yeah, I had the fried and grilled combo. We also did share the spicy fried chicken sandwich,

which I will say about the sandwich, doesn't look like much. Like it kind of comes smushed and the bun doesn't look good. It kind of looks like shit, yeah. It was really very tasty. I thought it was tasty too. I think like, I know there's all this battle between all the fried chicken sandwiches

and I think that this one is actually a contender. It's very good. It was funny. I said to Jack, I was like, is there mold on the sandwich and it wasn't, it was just that it was grilled. It was actually grilled. There were grilled marks on it, but it was just kind of like, it looked like shit.

It didn't look good, but it tasted... It was pretty good. It was pretty good. It was pretty good. It was simple, simple like Kate was saying. It's just got the spicy sauce on it, but the nicely seasoned chicken. And yeah, we, I had the grilled.

And a great piece of chicken. I think that's like the chicken. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I had the grilled and fried, and I will say the fried is maybe like a little lighter breading than like a KFC or something like that, which is very, very heavy on the breading. So it's greasy, certainly.

Yeah, it was certainly not as greasy. It didn't feel as much like sort of, yeah, tiny piece of chicken within a giant thing of bread. Maybe less crispy, but I thought it was really quite tasty. Actually, it was like, I wouldn't, you know, if you put this in front of me and was like, I got this from like a fancy little chicken place, you know, here in, in Silver Lake, I'd be like, wow, they do a good job there. Yeah.

You know, I agree. I also had a nice, not like spicy, but a nice kick to it. It wasn't, it wasn't without flavor, right? I think it was flavorful. Definitely, yeah. Definitely well seasoned, both the fried and the grilled and the grilled was like, I actually really liked the grilled more than I expected.

I liked the grilled a lot too. It's aggressively seasoned. It's under a lot of times you'll get a grilled chicken and it's just like, honestly, I feel like KFC's grilled version is just like, is this have any seasoning on it? I think that they have fried in the name and so it's aggressive by them. Like you're ordering the grilled,

and they're like, why don't you go fuck yourself? What they do there, I think, is boiled. I think they boil it over at KFC. Ha ha ha ha. Like British style. Right. You know the best part about it all? I didn't see that no good Gus Fring bringing out the chicken.

Fring was not, I mean, he could have been lurking, but we didn't see him. Yeah. Blow half his face off. How about that? Mitch. That's what happens in the show, Wig. You don't actually want that to happen.

If you did that to Gus Fring, you'd feel horrible. Yeah, you're right. Half his face off. I would feel bad about that. I would feel bad. I would feel bad. We texting all the times, like, I was thinking about it to Gus Fring.

I feel like shit. And then we'd be reassuring you, like, say it was a bad time. He's like, oh, I'm just thinking about I did a Gus frame. Like shit. And then we'd be reassuring you. Like, see, it was a bad guy. He was up to no good. You'd be like, yeah, but I don't know. Yeah. I see his like half, like I fall asleep and I just see half his face staring back at me.

All right, you're right. I couldn't blow off half his face. I couldn't do it. I think he'd have brought him back as like a two face. That would have been the final season. In the final season of Breaking Bad, he should have come back. There's a part of the Rose Gallery. Bring him all back.

Yeah, he should go. Two-face. I feel like I'm my face. I think you wouldn't have gotten as much off of my face as a farmer. I got more face to get. Beard is a little cinched. I feel like, man, that's side of the face. Little trimmer.

Little trunnis. What'd you do with that side of your face? That's gonna be quite nice. I don't know what I liked better. The fried or the grilled, I liked them both. I love fried chicken, but I think the grilled was just again so well seasoned. They were both really moist.

They just had a great juiciness to them cooked through, but not overcooked. It was just a wonderful, I just loved having that, like we were saying, I loved having that, I got a little grilled and I had a little fried chicken. It was last. Love it, get both.

And let me just say this, you know, the kind, the issue with a lot of fast food places is there's no way to get a healthy version unless you're making a bunch of modifications and compromises. If you went here and you got like a two piece grilled with like rice and slaw, like that's not terrible. No.

And that's pretty decent for like a work day lunch. And that's also, yeah, and it's flavorful too. I thought these sides, you know, the cold slaw, I was surprised by how savory it was, doesn't have any sweetness at all. It's just good, it's flavorful too. I thought these sides, the coleslaw, I was surprised by how savory it was, it doesn't have any sweetness at all. It's just like a string. It's a lot more vinegary and it's a creamy coleslaw, but it's not just a vinegary slaw,

but it is very much a savory slaw. I thought it was quite nice. I like it. I wasn't here today. And then you went without us, sweet man. The rice was fine. I was expecting a a little bit more of the rice.

I think the rice is really made to have with those beans. I don't know if you have the beans. I didn't have the beans. The beans have pork in them, so I didn't have them. The beans were good. And I also had a little bit of a kick to them. But when mixed with that rice, it was a great combo. Yeah, I do think the rice was a little bit bland,

but it had the nice little, the corn in there. It had the blackened corn. And it was the nice little, the corn in there, it had the blackened corn, and the blackened corn. The blandest I thought of the sides was actually the dinner roll. The dinner roll is really very simply bread. Yeah, there you go. Just bread, it's not like got any kind of butter flavor to it or anything. Yeah, this is the, is it crispy at all?

No, not really, just a little soft. It's just kind of like a soft piece of bread. Would you know what? I do like a soft piece of bread. I dipped it in the mashed potatoes. So it was good for that. That's what I think. Because it's either dinner roll or tortillas,

my assumption is those are for stacking and slurping. You gotta slap up some residual beans or you wanna open that up and put on a scoop of coleslaw on a little piece of chicken, and a little sandwich. KFC's got to be with the biscuit. I mean, but of course the biscuits great. I mean, yes, the biscuits great. Poppies has got a great biscuit too.

It's nice honestly that they're like, we're not even going to, we're not doing the biscuit. Well, yeah, poil, camparro. Yeah, we're going to put in a roll. We don't, we're not going to compete in that realm. They have the biscuit. We're going to put a little like a soft little piece of bread in a little bag. That's what it is. Well yeah, because the tortillas also,

they're not like fresh tortillas, they also come in a little bag. And they too are kind of a little light. They're corn tortillas, they're two are kind of a little light. But it's not like an American Southern chain that would have biscuits. So it makes sense that they have something else. You break out some of your chicken

pulling that tortillas that we did. I did some sopin. Okay, a little bit sopin. I also got some sweet plantains which were a, by contrast, a highlight. They were delightful. Those are really good. We did a yucca fries.

Yeah, those are tasty. And I like them quite a bit. Kate, did you get any of the yucca fries? No, but I was gonna ask did anyone get regular fries? No, we actually did it ask did anyone get regular fries? No, we actually did it. You got fries? I didn't have an oversight. No, because you did get mashed potatoes.

We got mashed potatoes. We got the Yucca fries. Oh, Yucca. Am I be Yucca? No, probably is Yucca. Well, whatever. There's a Yucca plant. The Yucatan.

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but it had like some feta in it, which I was surprised by. Right. And some other, and some fresh veggies kind of thrown in there. And then it was just real nice pieces of just like fried chicken rest on top of it, diced up and then you know, ranch dressing, those totally solid. I was like, again, just like as a healthy-ish item from a fast food restaurant, I was, it

was way better than it needed to be. We got an empanada for the table and a flan for the table. And I thought they were both solid executions. In fact, the kind of stewed chicken that was inside the empanada was really flavorful. I thought the empanada was very solid. I thought the empanada was very solid. I thought the empanada was surprisingly good. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be better.

Besides chicken. It just kind of had like a sauce along with the stew, it was like a stewed chicken. Like mixed-head. It was yellow corn. It had some corn, I believe, but I'll look up the exact component. But the crust was pretty excellent.

Like a nicely flaky crust. It was very tasty. I'll be honest with you, I don't have anything I've really disliked. Yeah, I don't think I had anything I really disliked. Pulled chicken, corn, peppers, onions, and Monterey Jack are inside the empanada. It was good.

Yeah, the end of the song. The flame, the flame, the flame was quite good. The flame, I said wrong. flan might have been my favorite, my bite of the night as you said. I thought it was really, really well done for a fast food dessert. I thought it was great. You like flan, hashtag flan, fawn.

Let us know in the comments. I love flan. Is this YouTube? Yeah, and let us know in the YouTube comments. Hahaha. You guys are talking about X. Are you talking about X? You're talking about X? So whatever you want to fucking do,

why don't you leave a hashtag? Did your have comments? They people get, yeah, if you're using the Stitcher app, let's just podcast for some God for Saken reason. Comment on Stitcher before it shuts down forever. Another of their arbitrary corporate decisions. And X, I guess, too. And X, comment on X, too.

Leave all your comments before they disappear. Leave them while you still can. Platforms are doing all these platforms. I gotta say, we didn't mention my big bag of mango drink. That's right. Mitch, you ordered a specific mango drink. I got a Hamika yesterday in store. And they do have, you know, an orchata. They have a Hamika and they do have this mango drink, which I was not familiar with. You're drinking it over ice right now. I love it. Hey, they have a amica and they do have this mango drink, which I was not familiar with. You're drinking it over ice right now. I love it. Yeah, hey, so you ordered it.

I thought you were getting like a drink. You got a fucking big old bag. I made me mess up. Like a fish drink. You really get me a build with mango drink. I made me a mess up and said to me, like, get me a bag of drink. Yes.

I made me did do that accidentally. But I was pretty sure I'd say. Was that like in the orders does it say like cup large cup big bag. Yeah. Trash bag. Not like a container by the way. No, like a plastic container. It's a plastic bag. It looks like blood plasma. It did. Jack did ask if I was going to get it transferred into my body. It did taste good and it did have a little, you know, spout to that a little, you know, poor area that they, you know, use.

But some plastic over it with end-to-end. What the last thing? Yeah, I'm talking about the band. But plastic over, top of it. It does seem like this is something that never is ordered. They were like, oh, how are we supposed to even close up the bag? This is very confusing. I texted Amelia and the doughboys throughout last night,

232 AM, and I put in my order four-piece special, both grilled and fried with mashed potatoes and compare beans in our dinner roll. And then the compare spicy chicken sandwich would you got, so we just got a side of you, go for eyes. And I put mango drink, that's what I put. I just put mango drink. The work as a producer for the doughboys,

and you're at 230 in the morning, your phone's like, bzzz, bzzz, bzzz, it's like, get me gigantic mango drink. Like, sweetie, what is that? Like nothing, it's just my work it's like being a fucking ER doctor it's more important than that I plan on her seeing it in the morning I sure and Emma I think Emma and Amelia both have their phones on silent at this point. I hope so.

I hope so. No, yeah. But, uh, but yeah, the mango drink, I, uh, you know, we've been warned over the years not to mess with the mango. And we have heard that warning. Yeah, we've heard of that one in quite a bit. This one worth risking it. That's what all break.

It's worth breaking it. I think it is worth breaking it to you should mess with the mango here because I think the drink is delightful. I think it's not too sugary. I think it's actually kind of a great, nice light mango drink for a hot summer's day. I think it's fantastic.

Wow. You had it too. You guys both had it. I think that was delightful. I thought it was quite delicious too. I generously shared my bag. I thought it was good. It was less sweet than I maybe thought it was going to be.

And yeah, I hope that they serve it in some other type of receptacle. That would be my note for them. If this is the only way they serve it, that they should try doing a cup or something like that. Yeah, they should move away from the bag. I think the bag is a lot. Also, we should be texting ER doctors

instead of a million animals. You can make me think of that. You should text your order to them as well so they can like, okay, it's that. Okay, I'm talking to us. Is there any reasons? I wonder if the bag originated from like, like okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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So I think this is like, perhaps this was a weird option that was on the menu or something like that, but or perhaps the order just got confused. I don't think this is like the normal way that the drink is dispensed. Well, we don't know. It does seem like a place where people order a lot of food. That's true, too, though. Yeah. That's so that that could be.

If I was having a bot mitzvah tomorrow, I would go there and order a hundred dollars worth of money. If you forgot that you were having a bot mitzvah, I would have to get it. I was having a bot mitzvah. I would go there. You'd be the life of the party. having a bot mitzvah. I don't have any. I don't have any. I don't have any. I don't have any. I don't have any. I don't have any. I don't have any.

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He's like an adult. Remember this is like a couple of years ago. What, it's really? Yeah, I'm not making it up. I swear to God. But he was like, it was a thing where he was like, well, I'm like, I think there was like jokes of like, I'm like, coming, like having what dreams or whatever.

Did I make this up? I don't know. Did he jack with private billions? Are you thinking to jack with Robin Williams? Could be jack, yeah. What's not jack, I, he grew too fast. This is going fast. He's an adult who looks like a kid.

No, it's like a kid who's like, he's like, the doctor's like, you like actually never went through puberty or something and like you're going through it now. But he's an adult who's a kid. He's an adult. Yeah, no, he's not a kid. He's an adult. But he looks like an adult and talks like an adult.

No, yeah, no, yeah. But he didn't go through puberty. Yeah. But you're like, your voice change and you have an adult frame. Yeah, adult. No, yeah, yeah. You didn't go through puberty. Yeah. But you're like your voice change and you have an adult frame. Yeah, yeah. That project does not track. They should be an adult kid. Yeah, that's fun.

I agree. The bot midst of things makes more fun. It should be a kid who's legally adult. That's what we all want to see. That's what Jack happens in Jack. Jack happens to have some weird stuff in that movie. Look, we got it to get to our forex first. Jack happens in Jack. Jack is a weird stuff in that movie. Look, we got it to get to our fork. Jack ends. Do you watch Jack anytime recently?

Does he die? He's graduating high school and he's fucking elderly man in his 80s doing his high school graduating. Wow. I actually ran out of that movie when I saw it with my family because I thought by seeing it I would turn into Robin William. Wow. He can catch a giant from the movie. I'm gonna be dying. That wasn't as scary for you as the same name. It was terrifying. Also, that's a title, not a command. Waker.

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Gold, Michy, two spoons. Hey. We had Jackie Boy. You know, I always wanted to talk with my hands. When I was a boy, I always said one day, I wanna talk with my hands. Watch Goodfell is the other day again. Pretty good, yeah. It's good movie. It's good as hell.

I watched some of the Godfather's recently. Those are good movies. Those are very good too. Yeah. Those Italians, they got some good ones. The Italians pulled off a few good ones. You got a hand at two of them. You got a hand at two. You got a hand at two.

Got a hand at two Italian. But getting the godfather, good fellows. The fiat's those are good. Those are good fiat's are good. Follini, rigatoni, like all of it. The good pope, the good pope. We like the good pope. Mussolini though.

Uh oh. All right, so it's time for our four scores. Good pope. Who we got? We like the good. Mussolini though. All right. So, so it's time for our forex scores. So here's how this will work. Jack, Kate, we'll each give a closing argument if you will. A final series of thoughts on this particular chain and then end that by giving it a score from zero to five forks. Jack, to my left, you've done the podcast before, your thoughts, your forex score. Yeah. You before, your thoughts, your fork score. Yeah, you know, I was blown away by Poio Camparo. I really was.

Wow. I think that, you know, compared to, you know, the grilled chicken at an El Poio loco, which to me, I haven't had it in a little while, but I think it's way more about the way it's cooked. It's like, oh, it's flame broiled or whatever, but it's not that well spiced. Like I was saying about KFC, I think it's way more about the breading.

I was kind of surprised at sort of how much like a non-fast food restaurant this meal was. And even hearing about the treatment that you get while you're there, I think that I will have to give this five actual metal forks. Five metal forks, you went all the way. Wow, not a score. Not a plastic bull shit that they normally get on this show. That's true.

Metal forks. Canonically, it is plastic, little shitty forks. Yeah, canonically, that's canon. Loathing the ocean. Benode, when you update the Wikipedia, make sure to note that shitty forks that yeah canonically that's can float in the ocean But no when you up update the a wicked pd Make sure to note that the forks are all like shitty plastic for is that cool if you go back to every Some people because people might just jump in a random episode So they should know in each of those episodes that it's like shitty

Make sure with the restaurants that they do use plastic forks. I think oh The restaurants you probably call the restaurants and be like, Hey, what kind of shitty plastic forks if they do, then update that page. Now, like a year later, like, He did it. Actually, he did it. He didn't realize that we were serious. Oh, fuck.

It's fine. It didn't take that much time. It's like, Oh, man, you didn't have, we feel bad. He's in a hospital bed. It's fine. It's fine. It's last words. Wow,. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.

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It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. of my life. Sure. So, and then two days later, had this. And like I said earlier, usually fried chicken for me is raisin canes. It's just like you, it's a sauce delivery system for the sauce. Right. But this was actually like spiced well. It was a good cut of meat. It's not like the weird grisly part that gets fried. And so it's like you have to like really like eating the sandwich is like hiking Mount Everest or something.

It wasn't it was good. You can breathe the sea. You're a miss at the top. I think I like a lot of those. That was case. The real plates and forks. That was game changing. Huge.

the real plates and forks, that was game changing. Huge. But wouldn't give it a five because of the flat Pepsi. The flat Pepsi. Oh my god. I live for the flat Pepsi. That's so fucked up by this restaurant. I'll give it a 3.5. Wow.

Oh my god. That's a lot for dad. Oh my god. Oh wow. But also, also, I didn't get as much stuff as you guys did. So I don't know. I got judged. No one's not surprised.

No one's surprised. Like, I didn't know I was able to get all of the things that were on the list. You can get everything you want. We cover it. We're good for whatever. Um, okay, 3.5 forks. All right, spoon man.

You hear me say I'd hike a lot more if there was a lot of Sarah best. Okay. You'd hike that slimy mountain mountain. Oh, there's a ginger up here. Yeah, one of those pain in the ass, ginger. Yeah, this guy's fucking fucking ginger. Really annoying. That sounds pretty good. Thank fucking Jinjos does seem bad. I think Jinjos. Are they Jinjos? Oh yeah. Well, that's also Google what Jinjo means.

Because it didn't feel right coming out of my mouth. Here's the Jinjos. Is it there? The Jinjo? It's a J. I mean, it's not a G. It's a J. It's a J.

Yeah, it's J-I-N- a G. It's a J. It's a J. Yeah, it's J. Yeah, it's J. Yeah, it's J. Yeah, it changes everything. Mama Mia. Sorry, I was still thinking about Mooseleini. Doing an impression of Chris Pratt and Mario. I was thinking about Mooseleini.

Mama Mia. I, things are getting a little too silly, Wags. I'm gonna bring it down here for a minute. Uh, just, sorry, just real quick. Gen Jo's were living a small village, her role by King Jingling. Yeah, but that's all that makes sense. That's all banjo to eat cannon, but like, it does make you think that is it possible. But why would, when is a J ever been pronounced as a soft, as a hard G?

If it's J-I-N-J-O-S, it's gin-jose. I think you're right. I think you're right. I remember it in my mind, G, for some reason. I don't know. I do that. That's my bad. Has there ever been an Italian person who did something bad

happen and they said mama mia? Has it ever happened? You remember? Moose Alini when they're hanging him. Oh, mama mia. Do you have any last words Moose Alini when they're hanging him Oh Getting pushed off the pedestal to be hung Well, he's actually was almost off the pedestal and then someone hit him with a blue shell Boy

It was a bad man very bad man. It's a fun. It's fun. It's fun to talk good. He was killed. Yes, I agree agree I don't know if anyone should die ever. Even Mussolini? Yeah. Kardashian and Mussolini both get past him. But Mussolini is a bad man. I can tell my everything he did. I'm against killing all around.

I don't like to kill. That sounds so weird. It's very Catholic of you. Yeah, yeah, it's stupid. I mean, I eat and I eat animals, so I do kill and stuff. And you love animals. I love animals. I should and I eat animals, so I do kill and stuff. And you love animals. I love animals.

I should be probably a vegan, but I never will be. And you know what? I had some good bird today. I like Jack, I was kind of blown away by this place. I thought it was, I apologize. Why? I gotta go on the record apologizing because I thought that it was,

this place was kinda like, I had heard people say that it was good, but in my mind forever, I thought it was like, El Pollo Loco or worse, and it's not worse. In fact, it's much better than El Pollo Loco. And I was gonna go for forks, but I was like, why? Why not go five forks?

I like what they're doing. They got real metal forks, five metal forks. Wow. Wow. It's great. What was bad about this place? There was nothing wrong with the Pepsi. Except for the Pepsi.

Nobody got the Pepsi, except for me. You should have gotten a bag of diet Pepsi, it was a bit this place. There was nothing wrong with the Pepsi, except for the Pepsi. Nobody got the Pepsi, except for me. You should have gotten a bag of diet Pepsi, it was a bit of a five. I didn't know about the bag option. I didn't got the bag. Well, five, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'd seen it around, I'd never had it until yesterday. Now I've had it twice and both meals were great and both meals exceeded my expectations. I love the Dynand experience. Clearly this is a place that has a, you know,

a lot of connection with the Latino working class. It's clearly like a huge, you know, like it seems like it's a connection to home for a lot of the immigrant community in California at least. And I think that that's a much better way of saying what I tried to say earlier. No, I mean, we're both saying the same things. And, and, and, and, you know, while we're talking, you know,

because I, this, again, talking about Neve Tee, I assume this chain was Mexican, finding out it's Guatemalan. My, my grandma Joe, RIP, was a Guatemalan, so shout out to her and that like, like Estonia, a nation they don't have an actual connection to, but just because of my family, I have a little bit of fondness for. So finding out this place is Guatemalan.

This is like an extra half fork for me. We're going to get you to Estonia. I'd love to go to Estonia. We don't need Estonia chicken. The Baltics aren't need Estonia chicken. The Baltics aren't known for their chicken. No boys live in Estonia. Could you imagine? We gonna talon.

We're going to show in Estonia. I'm not. Guest Robert Curvitz from Disco-Elysium. That would be great. No longer from Disco-Elysium. That's true. Yeah. No longer.

The AUM or Zome has been. Yeah least that's true. Yeah, no longer the AUM or sound has been. Yeah, it's because of the very capitalism that they were critiquing. How ironic. What a world. Perfectly ironic. I don't know any of this stuff, but I pretended to. You'd like this go, Lucy, my thing. Oh, I do know. Okay. I think you'd like it. It's a good game. Um, would so that's what it would take you to get over over in Estonia do boys. I don't know. No, no, I wouldn't. I'd rather go to Estonia than do a fucking do boys show there. I'd rather travel for fun than for work. Estonia is definitely the best one.

You know, okay, best bolted. I've never been there. But if he's one of the best, Latvia, Latvia, no, thank you. No, no, thank you, Latvia. Estonia, okay. It's great. Thank you for saying that, Kate. But here is my thing is like, I wish Estonia would have NBA players because, you know, the like every country that surrounds us. Yeah, Latvia does. But maybe, and you know, I don't want to be rude to the rest of the ball.

Latvian, sorry. I don't want to be rude to the ball things, but maybe joining the NBA. This has to wear Zingas' Latvian, I'm pretty sure. It's a way to get out of a place. Maybe, you know, Estonia is so nice, nobody even has to try to join the NBA. They're like, why would I? That's...

I can just lounge in Estonia. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. How far away is Dracula from there? Or how far away is... Yeah. Romania? In the Lava's Romania. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, how far away is Dracula from there or how far away is Romania now bars Romania. Yeah, it's you know, it's nearby. I mean, I'll watch out Well, we also we were with the new driver. I think I've told you this before we had a Romanian or we had a Romanian Who drive was like Dracula was not that bad Dracula?

Dracula was not that bad. He was a Dracula. He was a pro-credit. You know, they kind of taught the legend, but they've taught the myth, but the reality is that he was a modernizer. He was a pro-dracula guy. And then you like brought up bats, he's like, they're midi bats there.

I was like, where are the whole bats? He's like, there are. He was so specifically. He was so specifically. Yeah. He was specifically from Pennsylvania. That's right. He was a trans-manian guy. Anyway right, he was a Transylvania guy.

Anyway, we're pretty far afield from my score on Poio Camparo. I was, what I was going to say is, for me this place, definitely better than Alpoio Locoh, definitely better than Lake KFC. I mean, come on, what are we doing here? You know, I'd prefer it to like a Boston market. I'd prefer it to a church's chicken. Does it reach the threshold of Popeyes, my favorite?

And I think in terms of chicken quality and the sides, I'd still take Popeyes, which I think gives Poio Camparo still the excellent score of four and a half forks. Maybe I eventually get all the way to five, but I'm in these two experiences. I think this is a four and a half forkks. Maybe I eventually get all the way to five, but I'm in these two experiences. I think this is a four and a half fork chain that I really enjoyed. And, you know, I think belongs in the Golden Play Club, although it did not quite get there today. I love Poehl Camparo.

What a what a what a what experience. It's great. What a winner. Quite good. I'm very glad I got to try it out. But not in the Golden Play Club because of a diet Pepsi. You know, unless you want to mend your score, Kate.

Well, I don't like being beer pressured. So don't do it. The diet Pepsi is very important to me. There you go. You know what? I will confirm. Wow. Well, you can pair or should get in touch like how restaurants do on Yelp. Yeah. Like, they should get in touch with you to say like, we can make this right. We'll get you a diet pepsy. No, no, no.

I think if I had the diet Pepsi from like the drive-through area, it would have been a better diet Pepsi. I wish I could have gone to the drive-through diet pepsy, the soda dispenser to go to get that Pepsi. This is just, it comes down to hairs like this. Pines. Pines, hinge on the effervescence in Fountain Soda. Hey, all right, that was our review of Poil Camparo. I'm playing Cajun. I'm playing Cajun. I really do. The effort of essence in fountain soda. Hey, all right, that was our review of Poio Camparo.

It's time for a segment. Jack Allison and Kate Shapiro, you've been sentenced to death. Fuck. Like Mussolini? Like much like Mussolini. Much like Mussolini, but you never, you never were that bad.

Okay. Yeah, what did I do? Did I deserve it? No, you never were that bad. Okay. Yeah, what did I do? Did I deserve it? No, you did not deserve it. It's the year 20, 2028. We try to remember the year the book is set. It's 2038 I think. It's the year 2038.

Okay. Okay. Elon Musk has become president. Oh no. Oh my. And any living author who didn't use AI, he's condemning to death. Wow.

Wow. That's right. And how's- Most of the writers don't get put to death? Most of the writers don't get put to death. But because you guys wrote this wonderful book, you're both sentenced to death. And Wax, how's he gonna do it?

He's gonna have you drive a Tesla. Wow. So, he just, I know that's exactly, but not in the hyper loop, I hope. That's in the hyper loop. No. You're driving a Tesla in the hyper loop. I'm gonna catch fire.

And he just knows that it will take care of business. Yeah. But before you're put to death, you're given one last meal, anything your heart desires. He has a 3D printer that can print up your heart's desire, anything you'd want. It also does a shitty job, just so you know. But, no, wait, it doesn't, no, this is,

this is a, it does, he was different. It was different. Yeah, he missed someone else, maybe. It's not one he made. He got to go on. Yeah, he bought it. And this. Yeah, he missed someone else, baby. It's not one he may. He got to go on. Yeah, he bought it. And this is a future three, he printed it, they could print any food you want.

Anything is absolutely anything is on the table. This is a reality where, where whatever dreams you have in terms of food and drinks can come to life for your last meal. That's right. What do you choose? You're being held in a cyber cage. That's also, that's something else, too.

Yeah, it's a cyber cage. Interesting's also that's something else. Yeah, just cyber cage. Interesting. Kate, do you have do you have any thoughts? Or should I go? I think first I would say listen, Elon, I know you like having babies and I'll just have it for you if you want to have more. If I can live, I have more babies. Because I know you're all about population. I'll just have your babies if you let me live. But then I would say probably barbecue. In a bunch of sides, bunch of good-sized like jalapeno,

like macaroni and cheese, like coleslaw that's not savory. Do you have a specific place that you get it from too or no? Man, there's a place I went to as a kid, Do you have a specific place that you get it from to or no? Man That there's a place I went to as a kid like way out in the middle of nowhere Where you like there was a cow and you would like point at the cow and then you come next day Oh my god, that was dead and I mean, but it was like Lano, Lano, Texas.

Like sometimes I'm like, maybe it wasn't. They're like, we'll just cut out just the one steak and throw the rest in the garbage, right? It was like, The best ever, they had like 17 different kinds of sauce. I remember when I was in China, like whenever you got anything, they brought like 60 bottles of random shit

to put all of your food. And I'm like, that is awesome. I went barbecue and like 800 different things to put on top of it. So. I like that you're a condemned death and then also you kind of do a similar thing to the cow that you pick out.

You're kind of like, you're gonna die too. You have to go through one. But work's a cyber cage. Yeah, you can try to test one. I did a tape forward. That's what I want to do. That's how they kill cows in the future. They put them in test list through.

Did I, for loop? Already barbecue. Comes out of barbecue to the other side. Jack, what's your answer? Well, for me, I think that I would play psychological mind games with this man. and we have the 3D printer. It can make anything. I would say, print me you.

Wow. Print me your body. Oh. And watch me eat you piece by piece before you put me to death. Print me you, sir. Wow. Print me out of you. And alive.

So you can watch you whale. Ah, he looks screaming. So there's like an infinity pool scenario where you've got a clone of him that has his memories. You said to print anything. Wow. And then I'll say, how do you know this one isn't you? How do you know which one's weird?

That's true. That was really fuck with them? How do you know which one's I mean, I love this answer. Great answer. What do you have a side of anything else? Maybe Michael. I get it. I was gonna say I would also like the end for me of a Big Mac while you're at it. You holding a bag of Big Mac. What's sauces which you use? I mean, you know, you really can't go wrong with ranch overall. I think ranch is not bad. Bit of aju. You think could be tangy a bit of aju.

You on a ju- You on a ju. Wow. Okay, well look. Kate, you're safe because you now have a family with you on, unfortunately. Which is, yeah, you're now because you now have a family with Elon, unfortunately. Which is, yeah, you're, you're now condemned to that life. But right before Jack, before you get executed, authors of another book, not written by AI, Mitch and Wigher, and another cell, the Doeboy's book.

Wow. I yell out, hey, 3D printer, print up Zuckerberg. And Zuckerberg comes out and fights Elon Musk. Punches through the cybercane. Punches through the cybercane. And finally battles Elon Musk. Wow. Wow. Our hero. And you know what? He goes full dolphin on this guy. and you know what? He goes full dolphin on this guy. He prints more, he prints more Zuckerberg. He prints more Zuckerberg. He prints more and then they go dolphin and walk on him.

Dolphin is ass. And so one Elon is screaming from the Zuckerberg fuck fest. Am I me? Am I the real one? And I'm just like the other. The other is screaming from Jack eating. Am I me? one and then I'm just like the other I mean the other is screaming from Jack eating Who's me which is which who has it worse? Eat me instead Free and Kate in the process as well. Well, there you go. It worked out

Hey, I want to keep my child support for me long coming though Get Hey, I want to keep my child support for me while I'm coming though. You'll still get that. That's all the other. That's all the other. They're blind trust. Well, for you little like a 15 like Abrams tank. That's all the time. Wow. Wow.

Wow. Well, hey, that was last meal, just like a restaurant, you've got your feedback. Let's open to the feedback. That was a pretty good last meal. Yeah. I'm full. That's pretty good.

Yeah. Yeah. Today's email is from TerryMCE on the DoeScore. Are you right? Can I quickly say that Elon is the one who backed down in that fight, right? That's what we hear. I'm not paying attention. Today, he said that he's going to do

like some Tesla self-driving ride over to Mark Zuckerberg's house. And he's going to knock on the door, and I guess they're gonna fight. I hope they just kill each other. Me too. I don't like either of them, but I guess I would have to roof for Zuckerberg over at you.

You know what, you know what, you don't admit you were at your earlier point about this being like this boring dystopia is correct. That I would much rather be living in cyberpunk edge runner just living in this shit. He's like to put me in fucking blade runner. Robocop. Like Joey Dweeb's being like like, I'm gonna kick your ass.

Go ahead and retweet me. I'll go kick you this. Yeah. Go Facebook guy. We like you. This fucking top. Elon's like, I'm coming to you in a Tesla and apparently Mark Zuckerberg, like, had his like, people say like, he takes the sport very seriously. He doesn't just beat up whoever comes to his house in a Tesla. That's so. Yeah. Give me ghost in the shell. I want the fingers that turn into

like little fingers. So I get tight faster. It's a bullshit. I mean, the matrix even. I want the matrix. The steak tastes good. The steak did look good. That's the point of that movie. It's what the takeaway should be. Joey Pants was right. Today's emails from Terry MC, Terry MC on the Doe score, Terry writes, I just signed up for a hot wing eating challenge next weekend because I'm a glutton for punishment and a bit of a heat seeker as a mind. I'll be eating 10 orders of wings that could progressively hotter as the challenge goes on. Good God, that's a lot in terms of quantity.

I plan on wearing my doughboys t-shirt while I do it. Don't do it here. You don't have to. You put on like a podcast that I t-shirt, like that's fine. Just kidding, where are that t-shirt? We love it, we're very proud to see you with that t-shirt. Wait, wait, wait, it's your corp. It's your corpses. They have to do a body bag.

I'm sorry. As a medic, it's cutting it off. In a trial, demanding and what this story is. This guy's in a dope boy shirt and Joker makeup. How many wings is it again? It just says 10 orders of wings. When I see order a suit and they get aggressively hotter, when I hear order, I'm thinking like six to 12 wings.

Got to be six at least. Yeah, maybe it's four wings, but that's like, that's a lot of wings. Even if they were an unseason, that's a lot of wings. We talked, I mean, we've tried nuggets. Yeah. Gabor's got to 62. I got to somewhere in the 40s, I believe.

I tapped out in the 30s, maybe even the 20s. It was, it was, it was, it was, it was, I'd be eating quite a bit of it. You did be, I tapped out early though. I started feeling bad like I'm 47. Maybe, I'm, maybe I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm glad we should have the ER doctor. That's what I'm saying. Call, I started feeling bad. Like, 47, maybe I'm, maybe I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm glad we should have the ER doctor.

That's what I'm saying. I'm cold. Maybe it should have the doctor. I'm, I'm really glad we've stopped doing feats of endurance on the show because I can't do it. I just can't fucking do it. I'm like a leader of milk the other night. You didn't have to do that.

You did it for a cheap pop. You didn't need to do it. How many, how many wings do you, because you jack, jack's a big wing boy. K, I don't know how you feel about wings, but, um, how many wings do you think because you jack, jack's a big wing boy, okay, I don't know how you feel about wings, but how many wings do you think you could eat in the sitting? I think that I could, if I like really went at it, I think I could probably do like 25 wings maybe, I'd be very, I could do 25 wings, it'd be a lot,

but I could do 25 wings. No, Mr. and fucking, 30 nuggets or whatever. Well, if I'm not in the context of like, hey, this is where eating this for content, it was just like, hey, you know, go ahead and eat this thing. I think everyone would think. What do you think your most wings could be? What do you got?

How do you guys feel about the most wings you could do? Well, I mean, over what period of time? I feel like I have eaten easily 20 wings, like during a Super Bowl game, and you're there for many hours, and I do one set of 12, and then another set of eight later. Right, I'd say 90 minutes.

90 minutes? Yeah, that's a long time. That's a long time. And you were talking about it was a power hour or it was supposed to eat one nugget every minute for 60 minutes. Like that's a very, that's an accelerated timeline. If you have 90 minutes,

I think I could take down two dozen wings. I think I could do. I think about two dozen sounds like, like, right to me. Yeah, right around there too for me. Can you wing fan? I do like wings, but how much of like sometimes when I eat a wing, I'm not eating all of the meat on this on the bone.

So. I don't know if there's a wing judge there. Sometimes there's a piece of meat, I don't like it. So, you know, there's no referee. There probably would be a weapon in this scenario, but I think in the, in what it just I'm about to more casual than that, right? Yeah.

Okay. I have probably two dozen, two. I think it's about hungry. Yeah. I fucking piranha those wings. I fucking, I take every scrappity from them. If they were like honey barbecue wings, I think I could eat more, but I would definitely get heartburned faster with like a stomach wings or whatever. Yeah, sure

You piranha the wings you say yeah, like a like a like piranha is well like fucking eat everything or Heathcliffing all he's Does he pulls out the bones of the fish? That's gotta be with oh no, you don't like oh no you don't like heathcliff Well, I mean like I'm I'm fine with heathcliff I'm just saying like a lot of his cartoons don't like Heathcliff. Well, I mean, I'm fine with Heathcliff. I'm just saying a lot of his cartoons don't make sense. But also, I do appreciate that they exist. Well, this makes a lot of sense to me,

the piranha, and it's more simple to me. You are the one who is weird in that scenario. What are you talking about? Heathcliff made more sense with me. He's got it. Heathcliff is the same thing. Fine. It's the thing Heathcliff does.

You're not talking about the Emily Brontay novel, Weathering Heights, are you? No, no, no, no. We are. Yeah. Heathcliff does. You're not talking about the Emily Bronté novel, Weathering Heights, are you? Yes, please get bug main back on the pod buzz buzz. I think that I would not. I, I, but I think a lot of the time is eating not a lot can hurt. No, you want to eat like a, like a modest meal. Yeah. You know, if you go on a totally empty stomach, your body's like in starvation.

I think I wouldn't eat though for like five or six hours before the competition. Probably. I maybe have a bowl of cereal in the morning. Something or like a salad or something before I did it. And I'm saying like five hours before I would I would I would I would give myself sometimes. But that's me. Yeah. I think it would have like a you know, like maybe some greens and a couple of eggs for breakfast. It's like a light boat protein and some nutrition for breakfast and they'd probably have a bowl of yogurt with some, or a cup of yogurt with some fruit or something. Or an apple, I would have some substantial snack,

a little bucket of apple before the competition. We're not fucking apple. Okay, sorry. Oh, sorry, sorry. That's for after, my man. Two apples, please. You ever watch that Fox special man versus a beast or man versus a man more?

Yeah, I've seen some of that. You know the one where the hot dog eating fella goes up against the bear? Oh, yeah, yeah. What's his name again? I think it's Kobayashi. Kobayashi goes up against the bear. I would watch that just to remind myself

that even legends fail. Kobayashi couldn't defeat the bear. And maybe I won't defeat this and it doesn't make me any less a legend. It is a really funny piece of video. It's looking back like 20, yeah, I'll just go grab like, and he's not even, he doesn't even know

he's in a competition. And the announcer say as much. The announcer say as much like the bear's way ahead. He doesn't even know he's in a competition. Kobe Ashi like, I mean, he's fine as best. Kobyashi, like, I mean, there's Kobyashi also, there's some controversy about this too. Like, didn't Kobyashi, like, he isn't invited to the...

We talked about this before, but yes, on our Nathan's episode, there's a whole ongoing feud with Kobyashi and Joey Chess, not Joey Chess, not the long-running champ at this point. And there was like a whole Kobyashi Kobayashi think tried to crash the ceremony and or crash the contest and got arrested a few years back. He hasn't won the same since the bear took him down. Like, he's kind of like Casey at bat. Just out there, middle of the night eating hot dogs. He wants you, bris.

Yeah, I think he flew too close to the sun. But I think for me, Jack was actually there for this. We went to Howland Rays and I had the hottest level of, we remember we got that Howland level. We got what you reviewed Howland Rays recently. And I ate quite a bit of it. I don't know if you remember this. And I almost died. It's pretty spicy. It't know if you remember this. And I almost died.

It's pretty spicy. It's pretty, and the next two days, like I almost died. So this would be a big part of my pre-gaming or post-gaming, where if I don't know how hot these wings are getting, but I maybe need some milk nearby, and then I'd also need to take Pepto Bismal. I like, I don't even know what I would do. Because with the Haul-Wilne racing, I was just,

I was fucked for almost three days. I would, so here, so here, know what I would do because with the howl and racing, I was just, I was fucked for almost three days. I would, so here, so here big thing I would do is make sure is like take some sort of fiber, some sort of dietary fiber. I think that's like an important thing is probably whatever you're eating is going to be, you know, just like a lot of fat and protein, maybe carbs, you know, like get a little scoop of powder

and mix it up and shake it up in a bottle and have it after the competition. Make sure you stay hydrated. I think the thing I would do, first off, I would go for a long walk. Like that's the thing I would do earlier. Don't get a big workout in, but I go for like a long walk.

That's something super vigorous. And think about, why am I doing this? Think about why am I doing this? And the other thing I was gonna suggest was meditating ahead of time. If you're ever in a very high pressure situation, like sometimes like meditation is nice for centering yourself

and being present. And again, another opportunity to think, like, why am I doing this? Do I have to do this? We're gonna be nice if this guy wrote back. He's like, I dropped out. Thanks, guys. Yeah.

I wore my shirt when I dropped out. Okay, have you ever done any sort of eating competition, any sort of feed of endurance, culinary, and do you have any advice for someone who is going to prepare for an eating challenge? I have not done anything, but what you guys are suggesting are way too healthy than what I would try.

I would be like, I'm gonna take two Adderall, four shots of whiskey. So the only thing I'm focused on is like eating more. And then just like also like if I have to take out the competition, I'm like kind of in beast mode, I can like do that. And also like just eat tom, like four toms beforehand, four toms during and then four after.

At least the question, like I'll be hung over and that'll be better. That's, booze can help. I mean, some people like to smoke weed. Some people, if you have a few drinks and you could help in the competition, but I don't know. I feel like for a doe boy's listen, I wouldn't say just drinking. I feel like this kid is just going to like throw up. Yeah. I might have an ice cold. I don't endorse any of the things I just said. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. I wasn't even thinking about it that way,

but I'm just saying, a dope whiz listener will like barf everywhere. I feel like it will be like the stand by me pie eating contest. I feel like there are people are gonna barf no matter what. Yeah, the barfing is just a given. I just truly, the thing that would bother me the most

is the spiciness in my stomach. It's the Homer Simpson drinking a candle thing. It's like, how do you make it so your stomach doesn't get fucked up? Well, there it's also like his tongue, like too. That's a big problem. Yeah, I think a spicy challenge, this particular challenge has been both quantity

and then level of heat. This seems, again, you say you're a glutton and for punishment and I would agree with you. That seems extremely challenging. So I don't think I'd be able to do it. I mean, I just wouldn't do it. Yeah, that's, I mean, that's the answer. Yeah, just don't do it.

Just bail on it. Don't do it. Everyone's kind of getting at it. Yeah, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Enjoy one order of wings and have a second one if you're so inclined.

That's good. You know what, do it. I kind of do it. I do it. Enjoy one order of wings and have a second one if you're so inclined. That's good. Yeah. You know what? Do it. I kind of do it. I do it. Jack off before during and after. He should jack off before.

I think that we jack off before. Yeah. That's it. That's all the advice I got. Good luck. Break a leg. Break a leg. Break a leg, Terry MC.

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Emma, just use the second take. Kill the Rich is the book. Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro, tell us how to get the book and anything else you'd like to us, our listeners know about it. Yeah. I think the best way to get it is we have Kill the Rich book.com. So you can just go to that and I'll take you to the class website. They're the publishers. You can order, I mean, I think this will

come out. You'll have just a few days left to preorder a copy and then you'll get assigned one. So just go to killtherichbook.com and get the book. I'm pre-ordered mine. Is there anything you want to add about that, kid? Yeah. If you don't want to pre-order it and get our signed copy, order it from your local bookstore. So they're forced to order it. So that they're forced to hear the name of it and that somebody wants it. If you have a local bookstore, which which many don't actually many won't have a local bookstore. Yeah. The other thing I wanted to promote because I know Mitch isn't allowed to, is that all the dope boys listeners should be watching Twisted Metal,

where Mitch is very, very funny in it, and is a very big role in it, and I know is bound by the rules of his guild, not to even speak on it, but I can say that everybody should go watch the peacock, the top ever-streamed peacock show, Twisted Metal. Very nice of you.

Wow. A true friend. Jackie Boy, I love you. I'm proud of you. Katie Gowell. I'm also, I feel like over the course of the two hours we're now, that's allowed. I feel like.

But congratulations. I'll rest a bit. I can't wait to read the book. And you know, Jack, let me a book a year ago, and I never open a page of it, not his book, but a book. I'm gonna- That's a 100-page long James Bond novel. Yeah.

But I'm very, very looking for, I'm very much looking forward to reading the book. Thank you. And everything I've heard about is hilarious. And we're very happy for you guys. Very excited, great buzz about this book. I'm really excited to check it out myself. And we talked for a while about doing the Mitch One book challenge.

I think this is the one. I think this will break it out. Wow. That's for my adult. You can do the one book challenge on this book. That'll be the poll quote for the second print. And it is the one book I read. The Mike Mitchell twisted metal.

The one book I've read in many decades. That'll do it for this episode of Dullboys. And the next time for the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell, I'm Nick Weiger. Happy eating. Yeah. Bye. Want to dress like the Dullboys? Of course you don't, but you will want to wear our all new Dullboys merch. Check out our completely revamped merch line and partnership with Kinship Goods. We've got high quality shirts, hats, aprons, totes, and much more to come. Wow!

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