Doughboys - Shockdoughbooerdeath: Voodoo Doughnut with Oscar Montoya

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

Oscar Montoya joins the 'boys to discuss favorite horror films, scariest ghouls, and grossest foods before continuing Shockdoughbooerdeath with a review of Voodoo Doughnut. Plus, another edition of Jingle All the Whey.Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSources for this week's intro: wgacontract2023.orgsagaftra.orgSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Yes, you forgot already. All right, our last episode we talked about we were gonna do a thumbs, we're gonna do a middle finger down instead of a thumbs down. Yes. I forgot. Right, instead of the thumbs up, this is for people who aren't on the Patreon.

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There should be a hardy hooo. I like the first one. Fuck. It's in the past. Mitch Shock Doe Boomer boomer, death, 2023, a terrifying month of Frights and Bites has reached the main feed. Wow. Wow. And look at us.

Where Peter Butter and Jelly sandwiches. That's right. For people listening to the audio feed, we are going to be doing Halloween costumes, themed Halloween costumes, duo costumes, all month long. And right now, I am peanut butter in your jelly. That's right. You know what a peanut butter jelly is scary to? Hunger.

Hmm. But you're gonna say someone with a peanut allergy. Oh, I guess that works. Maybe better. Mr. Peanut. Yeah, the scary Mr. Peanut. He's like, that's me. Me and jelly, but it's me, it's mostly me.

Well, the guy's like a grape or a strawberry would be terrified too. Yeah. Yeah, I guess a grape would be terrified. So do you think the raisins, the California raisins would be scared or would they be like, or is it a thing of like, if we were younger? Yeah, that's the thing is just like,'re not you're not gonna be jellyed anymore It's like you reach the certain threshold of age and you're like you know you're not gonna be drafted in a war Yeah, that's why like old people are like so like support like military adventurism because like they don't have to fight in these wars

They're not gonna be drafted the California raises the same thing. They're gonna be turning to jelly. They're too old Yeah, but they see an ant's analog then they're fucking and're like, oh boy. Oh shit. They're coming for us now. Yeah. Antsonologue, Mr. Penoz, and for that one too. Peanut butter and vodka. Mr. Vodkis. Mr. Penoz. People are coming from Mr. Peno.

Yeah. Uh, why is we had a kind of a, uh, a, a, a, a, a, I'd say a micro argument. A kerfluffle about who should be peanut butter and who should be jelly. When I saw the back of your costume, I did, look, I'm sticky and sweet, just like jelly. And you're, you're with half of that.

You're a little nutty. I am a little nutty. That's what that. So there's right. I don't know if I can tell. One you love to know won't work. That's the true to the value. Can you blame me?

And then can you show the back of it? I go try to show the back of it, hold on. Is that reading on camera? Let's get nutty. That's why we thought why we had one. Mine's not as good. Which is gonna turn around right now. Mine's not good. He's turning around. His says it's sweeter as good. Mine's not as good. Mine's not as good. Which is gonna turn around right now. Mine's not good. He's turning around.

His says it's sweeter with jelly. I don't like that one. It's not as clever. It's bad. Mine's bad. But let's get, you got the fluff in your shorts I'm sure. Okay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Ah! Ah! Fff! Ha! Ha! Ha!

It looks like you're not wearing pants again. It looks like you're just a piece of peanut butter. On ground. On ground. Put them down a little bit. The, yeah, it goes, let's get nutty as it is like a pun. But everything's sweeter with jelly. It's like, there's no effort was put into that.

No, no. There's nothing there. Yeah. Like you jelly with a question mark could maybe work. That's better for sure. I don't think you're ready for this jelly. There's something. That's a lot of words though.

It's a lot of words, it's probably too many to fit on the costume. Look, the costumes are good. And I sadly, this is a very sad moment. I put this on and it reminded me of putting football pads on. I was like, that was my flashback was I was like, this reminds me of putting like my football pads on back when I was in high school.

They are big in the shoulders. Yeah, it fits me pretty well. You've also got like just like a, like what looks like a big red gash on your abdomen. Like it looks like you're like one of those guys demonstrating what the human body is like inside. It reminds us maybe two form things. I'm sorry.

What? Like guys demonstrating what you look. What is the, what are you talking about? Like one of those people wearing one of those anatomy suits where they're just like, you can see all my musculature. And you can see here's what my limbic system looks like. And here are all my organs. What are these people doing that?

Maybe a generational thing. I feel like when I was a kid, I used to see a Mr. Body guy. You sure were Mr. Body? That was like a Mr. Body guy. I don't know if I remember Mr. Body. Hold on. Mr. Body. Mr. Body.

I think there was like a kid who was on a swing, and he swung so far that his body turned inside out. Is that inside of you? I think it out. What was that? What was that on Peewee's playhouse? Was it a recipe, spa rubins? It's part of like some Saturday morning programming, I think.

Okay, the guy was slim good body and he was a real guy. He was like a, he was like a Mr. Wizard. And but his whole thing is that he hear if you can, like he had his whole, I don't like this. He had his whole anatomy on a tight-fitting suit. Oh my God, I actually do remember this. Yeah, you remember this guy, right?

His name was like Slim Goodbody. Here are all my nerves, here are all my bones. Take a look. Here's what's going on inside of me. Fucking cocky ass name, huh? I know, right? Slim Goodbody? It's limb good body. It is a little bit, yeah.

A little bit of a brag. That's a, I feel like it's a good handle. I think I want to go by slim good body like on social media. Think it happened. He maybe is still, he might be still alive. I'm not sure. What is the origins of Inside Out Boy?

Do you tell us that? Can we look that up? Hold on, hold on. I'll be inside out boy. It's gonna chop up in his search. On his phone. Inside Out Boy. It's gonna be auto complete when he puts inside.

No. Just remove that out. Let's see. That's not good. Your self-stug. That's right. Claymation character that ran from 1989 to 1993 on Nickelodeon. Yes.

And so they were some shorts that were created by Scott Webb and Will McRob. Wait, and what did he do with the air, can I see? He looked like this. Yeah. He looked like a hair. He kind of looked like one of the rug rats. What show was it on, does it say? It was like Noggin.

Noggin. It was called Noggin. It was? It was like noggin. There's not. It's probably Nickelodeon. Yeah, Nickelodeon. It was on Nickelodeon. Yeah. Oh, remember there was like penny or something too. Yeah, penny. That's P. Weas playhouse. That's P. I'm 10. Yeah. This was a thing. So it's a convention. I want to make I don't think that you're a pedophile. I made the joke. I just want to make it clear. I don't think that you are a pet. Thank you, Mitch. That is like, you're gonna have to testify to that too. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You're gonna have to figure out in a Bible.

This is the first time we've been a spooky theme in the Spookiest of Months. We always do something else for October. You know, we've done a rock dober fest where we did a month of a rock theme chain restaurants. We did jock Dober Fest. Last year we did our best one. Yes.

Yark Dober Dober Chest, where we talked about pirate themed restaurants. We also have done, you know, turn it over to, oh, we had Dog Dober Fest, a month long Grill Liberation of Hot Dogs and Pet Dogs. We've done a lot of different things, but we haven't ever said, done the obvious one of its October, we're going to do shock doboor death, and we're going to talk about all things scary. This one feels like we're jumping the shark finally, even Yard Doe bark, yes. Didn't feel that way. Now it feels like it's like, no, right. I feel like listeners are like, I'm unsubscribing to the Patreon because I don't like shocked Dobu or death. Shut up. Oh my God.

Too obvious. Shut up. Maybe I can talk to my family again. They don't talk to me anymore because all I do is bring up Dobu's at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Look, we love our, we love our list. We love our listeners. We couldn't do it without you. That's right.

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It's a log on. And hey, have your voices heard in the DoeScore, our Discord server. I'm so scared. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, It's scary perfect Our brains are broken Emma hit him with a drop Or Casey On the way up the hill that night I saw two donkeys having sex Ziask is gonna be as common as Automobile someday I saw two donkeys having sex. Ziask is gonna be as common as automobile someday. So what weird animal eats pumpkins?

I don't know. Like a big rhino. In the hallway at the top of the stairs, I saw my dad hunt in the bathroom with a boner. You know, if you take all the sharp things out of trash, trash would be fun. This is the worst assignment we've ever had. than the time we were attacked by the flesh eating virus My ass is wet. No, this is much more irritating They're investigating us in this scenario. Yes, they're investigating you specifically. Those are all Mitch quotes. Oh shit Um, but like I said, well what what would they, why would the, you're like a, is it like a, is it like a monster

the week episode on their Frankenstein? I hear like the Frankenstein. All right. Okay, here we go. Spooky Drop Wags. Hey, if you got a spooky drop, email to Spoomandrops at gmail.com. And we'll take your spooky roast over at roastspoommanageeamount.com. And as always, you can make your voices heard in the DoeScore,

our Discord server, which you can get by sending for the platinum play cup at patreon.com slash doe boys you can get heard on an episode you yourself will give you a shout out right here on the app do you want to be like Ilya on a DMC on the DoeScore whose name was shouted out earlier that can be you just send in your roast to roasts Spoon Managing out of calm and we want Spooky roast all month long or you could be like today's drop giver, DK, drop king. What the fuck? You're on the payroll, drop king.

Hey, Mitch, Nick, Emma, Amelia and the ghost of you song, sending in an oldie of mine to kick off a very spooky theme month. I wonder which of Mitch's strange tales would make the best ex files episode. His haunted Mickey doll, the bloodthirsty donkey that bitchankton's wife, all the best DK. That's, I figured that's where the, the donkey's having sex were from Italy. I saw, I did see donkey's having sex. It's fun. Um, and I was in great drop.

He's the drop king for a reason. Uh, it's a good drop. It's, it's a drop king. You still got it. I still got it. Even though it was. Drop king, you still got it. I still got it. Even though it was an old drop, you still got it. You still got it. Uh, I've seen docus having sex. I've seen raccoons having sex.

She birds having sex. I've seen a lot of animals having sex. Next up, people having sex. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I jack off into the shower and there is a mirror in here. So I do see that. I dropped game. I know this is temporarily impossible, but if you can take that clip and add that to the drop, they'd play really well. Our guest today, we're turning the show Oscar Montoya. Hi, Oscar, thanks for being here. What a treat. Thanks for having me.

Oh, I'm happy to have you back. Yeah, as always. And, and, you know, look, we had you on this month for another theme month, make, we talked about alien three this year, rather. But now we're having you on, in part, because I know that you are one of the biggest horror fans I know. Like, I feel like, like, you're always, you have such a knowledge of the genre and such a fandom of the genre.

Is that correct? Would you agree with that? I love horror. Yeah. Do you have like a favorite, like, because there's a lot of sorts of types of horror, we recently talked about shark movies with our friend Doyle, do you have like a specific like micro genre

within horror that you are, have infinity for? I do. I'm very partial to the practical effects of the 80s, low budget movies, like anything with wet puppets, squishy guts. I'm a big fan of, Gore, fun. To me, there's a holy trinity of horror movies directed by one man in his name is Frank Hennenlotter.

Wow. And the trilogy is brain damage, basket case, Frank and Hooker. Those three are my favorite horror movies. So I've seen basket case, but the other two I have not seen, guess.

I haven't seen Frank and Hooker. I believe I've seen the other two. Oh, wow. Okay. Movie night. I'm in. I would love it. I'm in too.

I just watched it. You won't come, but. I won't it. I'm in too. I just want you won't come, but I won't come. I'll do the homework. I actually like, I, because this is an interesting thing I feel like that happens with horror fans. And you know, like I, I know a lot of, I like, I won't come. I'll do the homework. That sucks so much. It's me grades six through 12. I feel like this is a thing with horror fans,

and I see it with gamers, I think gamers are even worse, but like, I feel like horror fans oftentimes try to out-horr each other. You know what I mean? There's a bit of keeping that in there. A little bit of that, right? Like, and I, but I also feel like there is a subset, and I include you, and I include Mitch as well,

because I'm not as much of a horror fan as either of you. Like, there is, I think I don't love gross stuff, and I think I also, it's Fred. What's that? You're Fred. Oh, Fred. No, I'm not, I don't get scared from movies as much.

I do get scared from video games, which we've talked about. But if it's not interactive, I'm okay with it. But I think yeah, a lot of times like the grotesque kind of words me out, but people will, I've noticed there's a sector of horror fans that will like try to get you in on something or tell you about it, but with me. And so if someone was like, okay,

you recommended that holy Trinity, are there any others where you're like, okay, I know you've seen the Jason's and the Freddy's and the Mike Myers of the world. What are some other like entry points for someone who's maybe less into the genre? Mm. Okay, so for people who are like squeamish

about like horror stuff, the undead, and paranormal stuff, because that seems to be the biggest obstacle for people stepping into the genre of like, oh, none of this exorcist, paranormal stuff. To me, the stepfather, Trilogy's are really fun. Oh, God, yeah. That's a lot of fun.

Yes, it's like, it's not like spooky scary, but it's about this guy who's like a serial killer, but he like, tries, he like cons into like, marrying people and like, what are killing, killing families or whatever. And it's John Locke from Lost as the titular stepfather and he's fantastic, he's great. We talked about the dentist before

because those are movies that are somewhere just like the dentist is just like a dentist who fucks up people's teeth. As if you're a master of corporate version. And Dr. Giggles, it's sort of like low-rank version. That's just horrifying. It's fun. You're kind of like a Dr. gills to me, Wax.

Oh, I know. Yeah, you prescribe laughs. Oh, that's really nice. And I also think that you could be a murderer. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, just watched a movie Massacre at Central High, which I'd never heard of. I just watched that two days ago. I enjoyed Kim Massacre, it's kind of like, it's maybe not like the best movie, but it's like got some good ideas,

and it's got some good set- Really weird stuff in them. Yeah. But it's basically like a, you've seen it, I assume. And it's basically like, it's in the, it's made in 1976, and it's the, there's like a click of like fascist bullies at a school, and then a new kid comes to school

and like fucking kills all the fascist bullies, but then the rest of the campus kind of turns fascist in that power vacuum. And I don't know, it's just, it's got a really, I was surprised by the direction that the narrative arc took. Whatever you say, I enjoyed Massacre at Central High, he was bone chilling, honestly.

This felt too real in some way. Oh. My God, speaking of which, I mentioned this to the both of you, but I had a dream two nights ago, and you were both in it. Wow. And I'm very interested in hearing one. I don't know. I don't know.

Yeah, so like we were by a lake and in the dream, Mitch, you were like obsessed with Viking funerals and you were like, I wanna know what it's like to be in that. And then I suggested like, hey, why don't we like put you on this like raft and like put you in the lake and you're like, cool. So I remember you lying. Sadly, this is like, I could believe all of this.

So. Like we put you in a raft on a raft and then like there were tons of flowers and you were sleeping and you look so serene and peaceful and then we pushed you onto the lake and I was like, oh, look, that's my, that's my friend Mitch just like flowing into the sea. And then, Wigar, you take out a bone arrow with flames and you try to burn the rap. And I'm like, what are you doing? I'm like, our friend is alive in there.

And then your response is he wanted a Viking funeral. He's going to get a good funeral. And then I remember you getting up and waving at us and you were like, oh no, he likes it, he wants me to hit him and I was like, no, I think he wants to get out and I don't remember the rest of it. But I was like, I was like,

I was like, I was like, whoa. I have a question for the three of us. Is that a dreamer or is that a memory? Did it happen? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, I looked like I was just Sunday. of the three of us. Is that a dream or is that a memory? Did it happen? Ah! Ah! I feel like that was just Sunday. I was just impressed by, I remember being in the dream, being impressed by how you were

very proficient at using a bow and arrow. Oh, boy scout, I had to use a bow and arrow. You were? Oh. I could probably hit you, I hit a flaming arrow. Flaming arrow, flaming arrow. I'm not flaming arrow. Flaming arrow. Nor shot a flaming arrow.

So it probably affects how it's trajectory a little bit and then hitting a moving target, hitting a boat. What you've used upon arrow book? Yeah. Whoa. Yeah, fucking legolas. Ffff. K.

Jesus. K. There's orcs over there. Jesus There's orcs over there I just see you in the Lord of the Rings universe with a peanut butter Hey buddy hey, we got enough guys the fellowship so you can just hang out

I'll just trail behind you guys. Sorry. But I have Sauron spots you can tell it's weird out. Let's go. I start jacking off. I want him to watch. He just extinguishes. Wait, we don't have to throw the ring in a mouth, dude. He's gone.

I saw it. That's how light you're. It's a, yeah, do you, okay, do you like, because we're talking about this, yeah, we'll hold on. You're gonna ask about, if you like specific horror movies. I was gonna change topics, but go for it. Too late. I'm gonna ask everyone this.

Rank the ghouls. Oh. Rank your scariest ghouls. Oh. Rank your scariest ghoul to least scary. So you can put Buffalo Bill as a ghoul if you want to. Jimmy, is Buffalo Bill a ghoul? That's a real person. I mean, they just exercise ghouls.

You can write. Define ghoul for me. Any sort of goblin, ghost, monster, or psychomaniac. Okay, it could be a human being. It could be a human being. It could be a human being. Ghost face is allowed. Freddie, Jason, the ghoulies, Chuckie. The ghoulies, I love the ghoulies.

The ghoulies are allowed. Critters are allowed. Troll, troll two trolls are allowed. Then goblins. Goblins. Okay. Pumpkin head. Puppet master puppets.

Ooh. Dramatic toys. Dramatic toys. Look, I really love a Dracula. And I think it's just like the, I think vampires are cool. I don't like the, I like that they're like a little horny. Like I like the sexiness. A little horny?

Yeah, they're very horny. But like I like that, like when that little horny? They're very horny, but like I like that, like when that coexist with in horror, those two elements. So I'd put a Dracula up there. I don't know which one. Which, yeah, I was gonna say which version of it. Yeah, because like, the Gary Oldman is like the most,

that's the thing. Gary Oldman's Dracula, I feel like, is the most like, has the best look, but I don't know if he's my favorite version of it. Well, this is interesting, because they, I'll see a Stereon from Baldur's Gate 3. That's my current favorite, favorite Dracula. Oh my god. of it. Well, this is interesting, because they know. I'll say a scary one from Baldur's Gate 3. That's my current favorite.

Oh, favorite track. Oh, my God. Great track. You play video games, we get it. Yes. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. That's the scariest ghoul. No, he's not scary, but he's,

the Baldur's Gate. Well, is that what we're ranking? We're drinking scariest. We, it's, this is about ghouls, goblins, ghosties. Okay, so the scariest. Yeah. So the fucking mummy, I'd hate to be chased by a mummy. A mummy?

I hate mummies. Oh, what? You hate mummies? They're fucking scary shit. Are you serious? They're coming at you. I don't know what they're gonna do. I'm gonna slow his hell.

Fans of the mummy. Some of those mummies are fucking, I'm at you. Are you talking Zane? Are we talking Billy Zane? That Billy Zane mummy, sure, yeah, that, that era of mummy, sure. He's kinda hot though. Oh. Don't want him to catch me. Or do I? We're talking Billy's ain't mommy sure. Yeah that that era of mommy sure he's kind of hot though. Oh

Don't want to catch me or do I? You switch your so fast No, never mind mummies. Well, I, well, okay, we can change the criteria. Well, I got wrapped up in bandages with a fucking big fucking heart on. So we'll make the art, someone make the art work, please. Okay, no, but scariest. I think mummies are pretty scary.

Frank inside of the left scared of. Yeah. It is, it's a funny image to think of. Would it be wrapped in bandages? Yeah, they would have to be. It would have to be. The Pharaoh died like hard, I guess. I think so, yeah.

I mean, I guess it could be the one part of his flesh that's exposed, but I think it would track with the rest of the mummy from Navabonor. Like if you saw a mummy with a boner, boner and scary movie, this is how I'm thinking of it. It would be wrapped in bandages. Right, yeah. Does the blob have a dick,

or does the blob, the blob doesn't have anything, right? No, I don't think so. No, I don't think so. It should have something, I think. I think it should have some sort of reproductive organ. Blob is pretty scary. Yeah, the remake of the blob is fantastic. Remake of blob is great.

So good. The 80s blob, have you seen the 80s blob? Yeah, but you're talking like, like you're saying, I thought we were still talking about which creature, which ghoul. You are, we are. The blob would be probably near the top of my list. Pretty good.

I'd be scarifying it. Here's what I think. Here's what I think. Blob is most believable to me. I believe the blob. I believe that the blob, I believe something could come from space and be a blob. What you know, am I alone?

No, I know. No, I'm with you. I mean, anything could come from space. That a blob. What, you know, am I alone? No, I know, I know, I know. I'm with you. I mean, anything can come from space. That's also that's true. Well, that also makes me think like the thing, there's something scary about it. I guess, the thing is very scary because it's very scary. Who is the thing, could I be the thing, you know?

Body snatcher as well. Yeah, all my body snatchers are so scary, conceptually. The thing remake, I didn't like how, I mean, I think it is even alluded to in the first one, is that even a drop of blood can turn you into a thing, like it takes over you. And I don't like that as much. I want you to be captured by the, you know what I mean? I want to have to have a big bite out of you.

I don't like that it's like, can be like a little infection or something. Like you slice it. It's too real. I guess it's too real. Like if you cut your finger or something, and you're gonna get thin blood in it, then you can become the thing. I don't like that.

What's that? You're gonna get chomped. I want you to get chomped. I like the idea of getting chomped. I think the, I think that if we're okay, just to back it up, I think the most scared I've ever been about something that's horror was a Twilight Zone episode.

It was the Two-Serve Man episode where, because I was like, the idea of an alien taking me aboard his craft, and I think he's like, you know, benevolent and gonna take me to his home world, then he's gonna fucking fat me up and eat me. I was so scared when I saw that. We don't have to do much fattening. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha It's been good on me. The aliens have been working out.

We want to get them down to playing cards. We prefer meat. Slim. We want lean meat, please. I don't know. Do you have an answer? What's the scariest monster or more movie character? I probably go to, for me, probably like, exorcist.

That is fucking scary. What is the name of the movie? Yeah, I almost said, Pizuuki. Pizuuki. That's the BJ's dessert. A big cookie with ice cream on it. Terrifying. I hear you, shit. I hear in the New David Gorgrey want it big cookie with ice cream on it. Terrifying. I hear you shit.

I hear in the new David Gorgrey want it is there's a tie in it. It is a piezuki. Those two little girls eat a piezuki and then they get your mother's sex cocks in it. Oh, Pazuzu is scary. I think sort of devil, you know that for me it's the devil-y. Yeah, you're scared of the devil. Pazuzu is not scary. Any sort of devil, you know that, that for me, it's the devil-

Yeah, you're scared of the devil. The devil's scary. Hmm. The anti-Christ. Yeah, anti-Christ, forever, you know, for a long time, we know, I mean, DK talked about it in his email for the drop. Chuckie for me as a kid was so scary and a hot dog,

you know, I just rewatched high dolls are scary Like it's not a scary no, I'm scared. I don't know. I don't know. What's going on? I read a doll Yeah, but you can just go I read Annabelle and I thought I thought Annabelle is one of the scarier conjuring I rewatched Annabelle and I thought Annabelle is one of the scarier conjuring movies. I rewatch Annabelle. And there is like, there is like kind of like a weird demon that also is holding Annabelle at one point. And that is maybe why it's scarier to me. But Annabelle is Annabelle's scary chucky.

And the first chucky before chucky becomes fun. And yeah, for chucky. Cause I stand by Charles play one and two being being I like Charles play two quite a bit. I love Charles play two. It's great. And then, you know, like, Brian and Chuck E. were having fun at this point. A lot of fun. Yeah.

But that those that was high on my list. Krueger was way up there when I was a kid. Oh, yeah. Krueger was really scary to me. But then he also kind of got became self-aware and became more of a cartoon. Yeah. Oh yeah, there's two kinds of Freddy. Oscar, do you have an answer?

Is there like a monster that actually scares you in movie? The concept of like hordes of things coming at me is really terrifying. Like a 28 days later sort of thing. There's a movie called Demons, which is an Italian movie produced by Dario Argento, Mario Bava, which is just like demons taking over a city. Like that to me feels like inescapable, you know,

because it's just like a whole like a hive mind sort of collective coming at you. Just that visual is like terrifying. I can put into terms, I at you. Just that visual is terrifying. I can put into terms, I'll understand. Think of the meat. The meat. Did you not understand that? Think of the meat and greed after a no-boy.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. That, one on one person. Oh, why couldn't we? That's sweating right now. All right, I'm asking this question of all our guests this month because we are in Shocked O'Board death and I think this is a food adjacent question down this avenue. What would you say is the grossest food you like?

Mm. Ooh. For me, it might just, I might have a vacillating answer here but just to start things off, I think it might just, I might have a vacillating answer here, but just to start things off, I think it might just be like straight nacho cheese, like just a spoon of nacho cheese. Without the nachos. Yeah, I mean, I like it, I think it's good.

Yeah. A split pea soup, is that kinda like? Split pea soup sounds kind of gross, you know? I like it, I do like it, but like, this is a self-assessment. Yeah, right, right. Oh wow. Okay, so I, I like it, I do like it, but like this is a self-assessment. Yeah, right, right. Oh, wow. Okay, so I, I remember I haven't had this since I was a child.

Yeah. So I'm from Colombia and I, and I lived very poor and we didn't have enough money to buy like cow's milk, but we could buy a condensed milk. Oh yeah. And I remember just eating it by the spoonful just condensed milk and like.

Is it sweet? Cause it was sweet. Yeah, it was sweet. And then it sort of melts in your mouth. And I think even thinking back on it, I was like, what the, ugh, yuck. Like that feels gross to me. But I don't know, maybe, I was like, what the, ugh, yuck. Like, that feels gross to me. But I don't know, maybe, I don't know.

I now wanna buy powdered condense, sorry. I didn't mean, I meant powdered milk, powdered milk. Yeah, I got a guy. Powdered milk. And I'm like, I wonder if I would like it now. It feels so nasty to me, but maybe it's delicious. My last experience.

That's also the thing for in hot areas too, is like it's more shelf stable. Yes, exactly. Yeah, the shelf life is, yeah. Well, okay, so again, going back to Boy Scouts, we would have powdered milk that we take on campus because you do never refrigerate it. But it's like powdered milk is like,

first of it doesn't taste as good as regular milk. And then also if you're having it warm, like you're camping in the desert and you're just shaking up some powdered milk in a water bottle. It's fucking vying. By the way, Pazuzu is now second on my list. Wigers boys go troop is number one scariest things Let's talk you know I realized yeah that if I got possessed by the devil like it would be hard because I'd like I'd be like your mother sucks cock and hell or whatever and you just like oh, bitch

Like people want to be able to tell why I feel like if one of us which put you in the chair We have breaking in the chair Maybe Pazusa would start liking it. It would be a nightmare. Pazusa's on the Reddit. No, boys has never been better. Let's talk about donuts a little bit. Do you, are you a donut fan? I love donuts.

I love donuts. Do you have a favorite donut shop? I don't. You have a favorite type of donuts. Yes. What is that? The Kriller. Oh yeah, okay. They're very rare.

I don't know where to find one that isn't Dunkin' Donuts. Mitch, you got a favorite donut? I like a chocolate frosted. Like a, like a, which is also my love for it comes from Dunkin' Donuts. But, you know, going to Dunkin' Donuts getting a bacon egg and cheese or ham egg and cheese on a plain bagel that's back in the day.

Yeah. And then getting a chocolate frosted donut afterwards or just getting a everything bagel with cream cheese or an onion bagel cream cheese that we're going back in time here. But the chocolate frosted is big. Then I think after a chocolate frosted, I think I go just a jelly, a jelly donut. I love it. I like a good jelly donut. Yeah. Do you have one of these? Honestly, yes. Yeah. Give me, give me like it. I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it.

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I like it. I like it. I like it. I like I want. Like it's the different thing. And even if I was eating. We said it before, the bacon on the bacon on the kid. I'm kidding out of here. It's never given. What are we doing? It's like this old bacon.

I don't know what the old bacon on. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know some room temp bacon. Fresh bacon. Freshly slaughtered bacon. Yeah. That's what I mean, it's just like always like cold and like whatever, like very sugary,

like sugar coated, the bacon on donuts, I can't do it. Yeah, I'm with you. Well, we talked about foodie donut, or we're gonna talk about foodie donuts in just a bit. I missed, we had this. I was a little spooky, bye you episode. Down into into by you that's where the who do is Well, haha, who it is a gator head a hand and making these don't We're gonna talk about all that right after this break

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I started with a thumbs up and then I forgot. And I changed them to, I corrected to the thumbs down. And then I forgot again, I corrected to the, I'm brave to say this. I needed this and I know it. Yeah. Yeah. Ah.

Oscars here, as is Amelia, our associate producer. Hi, Amelia. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I had, I had experience with the condensed milk down into buy you. Oh, because they have a treat there. Oh, God, what are they called?

But they're like very finely chopped ice that they then put. Oh, yes. Oh, gosh. Not shaved ice. Not shaved ice. Not shaved ice. What is it called? Oh, maybe there's halion ice.

There might be snow. Is it snow cones? They might be snow, they're called snow balls. Snowballs. That, maybe there's halion eyes. They might be snowballs. Is it snowballs? They might be snow, they're called snowballs. Snowballs. That's what they are. Because there are, of course, the hostess snowballs. But they're snowballs and it's like finally shaved ice in a machine and then they put like flavored like sugar flavors on top of it.

And then they can put condensed milk on there. Wow. And I don't usually put condensed milk on there. Wow. And I don't usually have condensed milk. I guess probably except for desserts, but down to buy you, it's a big thing. Why? They pour on top of it. And I think it's like, if you're like not a local, like the locals would be like, do you get condensed milk on it?

And I was like, I certainly did. Whoa. I got it. So they like it down there in the body. That's all I had to say about condensed milk. It wasn't some joke about, it wasn't some come joke. Well, you know what? I wish it was.

I wish it was too. I think your list was yours too. That was a great context and relevant to bring up the body. I guess it would be like, if I, whatever. No, no, no, no, what, we wanna hear it. It's like, if you haven't jacked off in a week, that's like some, that's like, what, we wanna hear it. It's like if you haven't jacked off in a week, that's like some sort of, that's like, get down to some condense.

Oh, god. And you said this is a popular podcast? Yeah, well, I mean, it's okay. I liked it. Thank you. Look at me, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know I get it. Yeah.

It's like the good stuff. It's like the drug move, the drug move. Right, right. The good shit is pure. The electricity is great. A food udonat speaking to the Bayou is what we're reviewing, although it's actually from Portland, uh, their tagline is the magic is in the hole. Found in Portland in 2000.

I know, I agree. Well, found in Portland in 2003 by Kenneth Cat Daddy Pogson and Trays Shannon. It's gotten a rave over the top doughnuts with edge Lord names, uh, current CEO, it formerly ran mod pizza and has an eye towards expansion which we are experiencing because there are now 19 locations in seven states. Yeah. We didn't love mod, right? Mod pizza is fine, mod more like mid pizza.

That's what we landed, yeah. Do I like it better than Blaze? I don't know, I forget. They're both kind of similar. I think it is better than Blaze. I think mod is better. I think 800 degrees is the one we really liked. And 800 degrees is flailing. 800 degrees is closing a lot of locations,

which is a bummer. Your boy LeBron has, which one? LeBron has a stake in blaze. Dwayne Wade has a stake in 800 degrees. Yeah. No. Do you wait has the better pizza place? I truly, that's so weird to me.

It's all strange. Okay. None of them are great, but There I don't love the made-to-order pizza. Yeah concepts. Just give me a full pie. You can't you pull a fire pizza? Exactly. Good way to put it So we Mitch we had voodoo donuts in Portland years ago. I think it was 2017 We're up there for a live show and we got them for a first live shows ever, right? Yeah, one of our first live shows on there. So was it? It was Sussar was with us.

Yeah, and we went to Portland and we played a rock club and we got food udonuts and I can't remember what the hell we reviewed, but we had that first. We didn't realize that we couldn't bring someone like Sussar and Tor because just the food bills a lot for us in the way. Yeah. We didn't love them at the time.

And we also went to the store there and experienced that. Oscar, have you had voodoo donuts before? I have not. I, you know, when I used to go to movie theaters, it's the place that Universal, so I would walk past it all the time. It's very intimidating. Yes.

It's got like a, you know, there's a, they're really leaning into the voodoo aspect of it. And I've been by the Universal City Walk location, Universal City Walk is kind of a touristy area with a lot of these sorts of shops. But I had not eaten there before. Amelia, you pick these donuts up today.

Can you give us some context of what the interior is like? Yeah, so you walk up, it's a big pink building. It's got a giant statue of the iconic Voodoo Dal Dona. That's right. And right next to it is a no climbing sign because you know, rat bastards like me are gonna wanna take that paper a spin. Ah!

Ah! So, you go in and... They saw Mulee coming, they put the sign on. They made the sign really quick. Freshly. I mean, there's a pretzel sticking out of it. So like it's perfect hanging material. Yeah, sure. Just jump on it, maybe do a couple pull ups.

So you walk in, and I would describe it as like pink gothic. Got it. Very colorful tiles on the floor, pink walls, coffins, and skeletons abound. I heard James Franco, when he was getting ready for 127 hours, he trained on the... The pretzel?

On the pretzel. Yeah. You heard that too? Yeah. I think it's on the commentary. Yeah, I think it's on the... Yeah, also Chris Evans, when he was working on the commentary. Yeah, I think it's on the... Yeah, also Chris Evans when he was working as Captain America. You know what?

It's like kind of a common Pratt actually also... That's where he lost his recording, it says we lost the way. Yeah, it's funny because people are like, I was like, I want to a donut shop. I'd be like, I'm like, no, really? Yeah. Yeah, if you listen to that 127 hours commentary, he mentions that, and that's the only thing he says the whole talk.

Yeah, he just wants that. He just mentions that one thing, it's like a 30 second thing, and then it's just silent the rest of the time. And you're like, Why is this the movie? It's just the movie, but also like just the tone of the room. And you can kind of hear Franco just be like,

Yeah. He's kind of gently breathing throughout, just watching the movie and re-experience. Yeah. He's kind of gently breathing throughout, just watching the movie in re-experience. Yeah. Which is, I mean, look, that's weird. It's weird. Well, look, this is even weirder. I heard when Kavizel got into Jesus' shape,

the passion of the Christ that's also where he trained. Oh, that's right. And he actually says that he's in the movie, but he says it in Aramaic. So a lot of people didn't pick up on it. Yeah, that's right. Is it, is it also true? I heard this is, I heard that he brought another big pretzel

and put it to make it look like a cross with the two pretzels. He did do that too. He was like, he simply had to. That's how he justified it to himself, but he did it. He did, for Sander Freedom, I worked with him for Sander Freedom. He didn't do any of that stuff. We just, we worked together for sound of freedom. I worked with him for sound of freedom. He didn't do any of that stuff. We just We worked together. Yeah, your spiritual advisor kind of behind the scenes

So you go over to the biggest box office of the year a surprise hit for for the budget versus budget. Yeah, it's really Huge hit if you're talking in terms of profit. I mean, that was a massive hit. Like Barbie did what, I would have a multiplier, Barbie did, like yeah, in terms of gross, it did more money, but much bigger multiplier for sound of freedom. It should have been sound inheimer, if you ask me.

It should have been sound of freedom if you ask me. Wait, what? It's not even a portmanteau, it's just that movie. It's a movie. So instead of people saying barbenheimer, they should have said sound of freedom. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So there's a no climbing sign. No climbing sign. It's just a shame. Right. Considering all these, you know, people trained on it. Right, right. They don't want to get people to jacked.

Yeah, that's what makes sense. Boy. Or Nate chandelier is hanging stained glass windows. So I'm helped by Jose, who's very nice and they're out of maybe like six of the donuts. Yeah, I got it. So I, I said them. Well, specifically I listened off five donuts

that I wanted and they didn't have all five. Any of them, bitches picks. Yeah, none of my picks. So I substituted them with some of my picks. And it was, I described it to you guys earlier as, you know how when you get a new Apple product, the dopamine rush from opening the package and the presentation of it.

Yes. That is what Voodoo Donuts is. It's the presentation of the store, the donuts on display, the merch, the magic is in the hole, which after thinking about it on the ride home, I decided as a phrase that really speaks to me. Oh. Oh.

Oh. I just really love the ambiance. Yeah, yeah. And I'm a Halloween freak, so I really liked. I just really love the ambiance. Yeah, yeah. And I'm a Halloween freak. So I really liked. So the interior of Rudy Donuts is sort of like a church? Cut a little bit, yeah.

With the windows. Because the stained glass windows. Yeah, a little bit. Okay. And. Well, that kind of fits in the Gothic aesthetic. Yeah, exactly. It makes sense, Kovizel and Pratt roll up through.

Of course. Oh, that's.el and Pratt roll up there. Of course. I had a five fork latte of, wow. It was delicious. And I got the donuts home all intact, without any of the donuts. Yeah, let's talk about that. In Germany. So the six donuts that we collectively asked to get that they were all out of stock of where the passion fruit

cheesecake, the apple cider, banana cream pie, strawberry go tart, the ring of fire, which is their spicy donut. You know, I'm a bit of a heat seeker, so I did want to try that one. And then also, I mentioned maple donuts that I like those. They have a maple blazer blunt, which ties into kind of their aesthetic, it's shaped like a blunt. They were out of that one. And those to me, those feel like kind of their aesthetic, it's shaped like a blunt.

They were out of that one. And those, those to me, those feel like kind of some of their signature donuts, but that they had just kind of a relatively limited inventory. None of them. No, no, no. No, no, no. They don't have any of them. Instead, what we got, we got the, I'll give this list of what we got.

And then the, the, the few substitutes to fill out the bakers, doesn't we add. A voodoo donut, grape ape, Hollywood cream, pride bar, Diablo Rex, the Homer, blueberry cake, voodoo doll, Marshall Mathers, the ODB, which is vegan, and then Amelia, you subbed in a few, the Chuckles donut, the PB&J, the chocolate with coconut, and the Frankenstein. Yes.

And the Frankenstein. Well, the Frankenstein looked great. Yeah. And the Frankenstein. Okay. Frankenstein looked great. I would care. I would care. I would care. As the Frankenstein is defaced. Like literally like his face was gone. There were two donut boxes. One donut box we opened up was a lot of donuts. Yeah, everything looks normal here. The other one we over it up. It was a crime scene. Let's just say crime. It was a crime scene.

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Oh, crazy. I love it. There should be like a, like an Easter Bonnie one. He should do all of it. Are you techs like back? You got your knives out. Yeah. And then, you know, this one, I think they should team up.

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I did. I did. I moved my ears for it. So Mitch points this out and some time passes and tell us what you, tell everyone what you told us then. Well, I kinda knew the jig was up. Yeah. Mitch knew something was a rise. They were so fucked up.

I was like, there's no, it was like, you would have to, your car would have had to have flipped. Yeah. And what were the, what were the donuts in that box? The, the three donuts in that box were, it was the pride bar, the voodoo donut, and the Frankenstein. That's right.

The Frankenstein head was so destroyed. It was supposed to have a face on it, it looked like Frankenstein, and it was just a smear of green and black. And the other donuts were so fucked up in there. So because of that. Yeah. All of them were, the And the other don'ts were so fucked up in there. So because of that. All of them were, the pride bars is a pretty basic

just, it's white glaze and then fruit loops. And that was so fucked up looking. And so I'm gonna turn upside down. I don't know how, but. So all you do know how. I don't know how. So I eventually admitted that I didn't feel like making two trips, so I put one of the boxes in my backpack. And then you went to the secret life of pets.

I did a couple of pollets on the roof, I don't know outside of it. And they got all tassled around. Yeah, we were joking that you were, that it is funny to think of her going on every universe. Yeah. Yeah. It's also funny because you're like, I didn't want to make you choose,

but I think you got, I think you last second got coffee. So I feel like this is what the issue was. Yeah. Is these coffees that we didn't need? And we didn't ask for coffee. So I just, I wanted, I wanted one and. one and it worked out great you're you're a hero for doing you're here. Absolutely. I especially for going to city walk. How was city walk noon on a Thursday? I got a little bit lost parking but once you

do Jurassic Parking. No, what I ended up doing. Frankenstein parking. Here's George. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, E T. No, keep guessing. Frankenstein parking. Mummy, well, wait, what's the other one? Frankenstein Jurassic Park. What do you wait, T? Was that, is that it? I think Woody Woodpecker is one of them. They're mummy parking. And you're obsessed with it.

You just know to all of these, there is like a 10 minute, like, weight loading zone that I, in front of the cinnabon. Wow, you did the loading zone with the flashers. Yeah. That is a bold move. Yeah. Wait a minute, in front of the cinnabon. In front of the, yeah. In front of the other with the flashers. Yeah. That is a bold move. Yeah.

Wait a minute, in front of the cinnabon. In front of the, yeah. Yeah, in the other side of the park. Yeah. It was right actually like a couple feet from the voodoo. No, I know, I know. Right, yes. Yeah, I'm sorry, yes.

Okay. That's right by the voodoo. Yeah, it was, it was very convenient actually. Wow. Because you know, I didn't have to make that many trips. Because you know, one of those things. Yeah, no wait a minute, I was like, you were in, well, wait. Hold on.

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We don't know this. We don't know. Oh, fuck. They could have been fucked up. Like, they could have been put in fucked up. I don't know, because it's kind of like it's like, what's that? Oh, they would never have.

I was like, how did I just cat? Like, since I, you, I haven't opened the box yet. So I, there's no way of knowing whether they were in pristine condition beforehand or, you know. I think we do need parole. I think we need the Herculee parole. Is it Herculee parole? It's Hercule. Oh, shit. I don't think he's hitting me. He's Herculee Pro. Is it Herculee Pro? It's Hercule.

Oh, shit. He's Herculee Pro. Also pretty good. I think that could be fun. Like a buff Ross Pro. Herculee's Pro. What was his, oh, go ahead. Was it running made?

Admiral James Stockdale? Is that who you're going to ask? Was that who was? Yeah. Well, also I was going to ask, what was his like, you know, it was like, say, I thought I thought that just a lot better known. Yeah. He was still funny, it was Barrow. He was funny. All right. You heard about that sketch, right? Where it's like, I think it was David Spade who had worked on a parot impression and

they shot the whole thing in the three shot with David Spade. And then he's just like the body filling. But they didn't tell him in advance and they walked him out of there and then they brought in, did a carvee to do his single as Perot, so he was doing two different parts. And so it's just like, oh, that's a real fuck you to a performer where it does. Oh, that's a lot.

Oh, that's a lot. No, it's a bummer. Anyway, okay, sorry, we were, yes. That's pretty much it. That's the story. That's the story. Let's talk about these donuts. So I guess we'll start with a titular voodone.

By the way, you are a hero for going to a restaurant. I'm not a hero, I just picked up the donuts, but thank you. I think you're also a hero to the working man for like kind of half-assing it. I think that's great. I fully endorse that. I don't care if you're on the payroll. I'll give him a very fun.

Oh, you haven't heard it. Yeah. She dropped off these costumes at my house last night. Yes. That's right. And my security camera, I have it on camera. She rings the doorbell and she's like, Hey, Mitch, how are you?

Talk to the camera for a couple of seconds with Fawne. He's correct. Yes, above and down to the hello. That's fine. Okay, so the voodoo donut, their titular thing, it's kind of shaped like a little guy, shaped like a little bit of a voodoo doll. It's got the pretzel stick.

It looked a little bit different than the one. I was just doing the Oscars doing it very well. I don't know what the same. It kind of shaped like a little guy, shaped like a little bit of a voodoo doll. It's got the pretzel stick. It looked a little bit different than the one. I was just doing the Oscars doing it very well. I was doing it with the same. It kind of looked the same. Yeah, but it felt like it was a different glaze. And I don't know if that was just because of what happened in transit. Well, we don't know. We don't do this stuff.

You know, I think this one's okay. I don't think it has any particular qualities beyond the name that they- Do you wanna talk about where the jelly was at? The jelly's yeah, not constant. It's not distributed evenly throughout his whole body. Right, yeah. It was a jelly-ass.

It was a jelly-ass. It had a jelly-ass. Yeah, it had a jelly-ass. Had a jelly-ass. It must be jelly, because jammed don't shake. What? Ha-ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

It was so, because I was splitting it up, and we were like, oh, is there nothing in this? And then I cut the ass in it, and it exploded. Yeah, it exploded. I was cutting the ass with like the green Frankenstein knife. That box was such a fucking horror show. And it was hard to cut the regular donuts that were just, we're, you did a lot of the cuttings.

They are very, because they're super gooey. They are just gu They are just guified. They have so much glaze. They have so much sugar. Look, if you don't like, if you don't like a lot of sugar, you're not going to enjoy it.

This is so much, it's over the top. And that was more desert than breakfast. We were talking about this before we recorded. We, but, but also before you got here, Nick and I, we're talking about voodoo donuts and our memory of it. And we did, we remembered not liking it. And we were like, oh, it's too sugary.

Yes. But we also just had donuts recently on the episode that released today. That's right. We did side card donuts with David Wayne. And yeah, and we did not have, I think we had a kind of a neutral assessment of side card donuts.

There were like a couple great donuts, but I gotta tell ya, I had more fun with the Voodoo donuts. Overall, this was a better outing. They're trying different things. Side card donuts is like the elevated, like gentrified donut. This is like the like, hey, we're gonna, this is the over the top carnival donut.

They're trying different things, but I think Voodoo is a little bit more dialed in. I've also have the price of... Lot cheaper. Yes, absolutely, 100%. That's crazy. I think the Voodoo donut is, the best part of it is the form factor.

I don't think as a donut, it actually had anything flavor wise. I was like, I don't need to get this again. The grape ape I thought was fun if you like an artificial grape flavor. Which I think, this is what, yeah. This is what you wanted. This is my pick, yeah. I've always been a fan of This is what, yeah, this is what you wanted. This is my pick.

I've always been a fan of the purple stuff. Yeah. Purple drink, you know. There's no real grapes in those. You know, there's no grape in the grape, eh? Right. It just is very nostalgic taste. And it's a very...

There is. Sire of relief from the California Rees. For their children and grandchildren. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. For their progeny, of course. But yeah, it was a very nice style, which is weird. I wasn't expecting to eat something and be like, oh, this reminds me of my childhood. It feels very sort of like, you know, bright orange neon colors, very 90s to me.

So I was a big fan. Yeah. And I also, just to the credit of the place, it's like that fits their style. This place very much has a style of donuts. Now look, do I think it's the best donut in the world? No, I like also can't even imagine any of these donuts fresh. I'm like, there's a version of this donut

that's like warm, maybe, you know what I mean? Like I don't, and they are almost like, they were like almost cold and heavy and wet, which maybe is like, you know, from transporting it. But it's also, there's a lot on these donuts. There's tons of stuff on these donuts. So much stuff on these donuts. They look, they feel more like cakes than the G-donuts.

Oh, sure. Well, and I don't know, you know, I should have looked into the Portland locations to see what their. Well, and I don't know, you know, I should have looked into the Portland locations to see what their hours are. Because I don't know if these are even important if they open at like 6 a.m. and you get a donut first thing in the morning. The Universal City one opens at 7.45.

Oh, so it does open early. So it is like available for breakfast hours, got it? No, I think the Portland ones are, but also I think the thing with the Portland one is that you could get it late night. Like, that's the, these are more of a late night dessert donut than they are like I'm gonna have this before I go to my shift for sure. I think they close at 11 I'm pretty sure got it the first time I ever had well that might be a city walk thing to but the first time I ever had You know Margaritaville shutting down at 11 everything is the city walk is

You just said shitty walk. Yeah, you just called it shitty walk. I would never do that Or you just said shitty walk. Yeah, you just called it shitty walk. I would never do that. Or you just roll the tape. I apologize. I think this is an appropriate time to do this. I apologize to the studio. I sympathize and I'm on your side. I'm going to start striking for the city. It's just picketing every day. Get for it. I think that the first time I ever had an in Portland was like, there's an area in Portland

where there's strip clubs and there's a voodoo donut right there. And I think it was like, let's go to like a barcade and then we went to like, there's an area in Portland where there's strip clubs and there's a voodoo donut right there. And I think it was like, let's go to like a barcade and then we went to like the strip club area, which we took you, I think we took you to us, didn't I say I took you to a strip club, but didn't we go to a strip club in Portland? Oh, you didn't go. I've never been a strip club in my life.

Yeah. Oh, I thought that's why I thought that you did come with us. No, no, we didn't go. We went to a, was that, because we weren't in Portland, this way, the, we're thinking in 2017, that was the time we went to voodoo donuts. And our most recent Portland show was won last year. We went to, yes, but we went to the,

we went to maybe one of the original, we went to one that was like a standalone thing. I think I went to one of the famous voodoo donuts. Yeah, we went to, we went to a standalone one and it was one of the more iconic locations. Okay, specifically, but what I went to was like alone one and it was one of the more iconic locations. Okay, specifically, which one I want you to get. The one I want you was like, so such a late night thing of people were in line and it was like midnight or so.

No, we didn't go late at night. We went in the middle of the day. No, I know, I know, yeah. But that, but look, the first time I had, I was like, oh, this is good, but was like, whatever. And then the second time I had it, we turned on it a little bit. I think they're fun donuts.

I think they're fun.. I think they're fun. There's a lot going on. They're a little edge lorry, which is what you had an issue with. Yeah, I think that's part of it. That's certainly, the branding is kind of that way. It's like how fun is that?

How much of that is fun? And how much of that is the magic is in the hole and it's kind of annoying. Yes, that is annoying too. And they have a mug that's like, like it's about the hole and there's a hole through the mug. Look, they're branding it. Do I like the brand?

I don't know, not really. I do like voodoo and kind of gothic, scary spookiness or whatever. That's great. But like the cockenball's donut, which is a donut, I feel like. Yes.

Fill with biver and cream. I'm like, what are we doing? We'll try hard. What about a condensed milk donut? Now we're talking. Honestly. I like. We got the,

we got the, so they have a few that are exclusive to this location. One of those is the Hollywood cream, which I cannot find a description of on the website. Wait, hold on a second. Yeah. That would be gross. Oh yeah. That's why it's it.

I'm sorry. I mean, that would be gross. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I mean my head. I was like, hmm. I'm like, no, wait, that's disgusting. No, I'm talking about the weak olds. Oh, and you don't jack off for a wee. Jesus. I like that into a donut flavor. I call it condensed milk. I mean, William, we gotta let you go just for what we've done. You're always a freak. It's not.

I speak, I speak to cream. I think the cream filled the Hollywood cream donut. I think the cream was okay. I don't know, this one was kind of a mess. They were all kind of messy. I thought all of the donuts were like wet and heavy. Yeah. And, haha, the donuts were like wet and heavy. Yeah. And, ha ha ha.

They're not your fault either. But, No, even the ones that were perfectly intact. Yes. Because we had one box that was like nine donuts that were in pristine condition. They were in those, super duper, like, woo, woo, woo.

They were, they were, they were all, they were all gooey. Yeah. Yeah. And, and you did a great job cutting them up, Nick. I tried. Yeah. Um, I don't know. job cutting them up, Nick. I tried. Yeah. Um, I don't know, all the cream ones were kind of similar,

just like kind of messed to me. Right. We had the Diablo Rex, which I was expecting more from flavor wise, because it has a pentagram on it and it has chocolate chips in the middle, but it is just a devil's food donut. It has nothing to it beyond that. Kind of a boy.

Right, the pentagram donut. Yeah, you did. Scared now. Why? I don't like the devil. The zoo zoo? Yeah. You can't ingest the zoo.

You have to invite him inside. Oh God, this is scary me more. Hahaha. Uh, that one didn't, I would, Nothing to it. Not to mention the end of the zoo. But yeah, it was like whatever. The bazuzu made these donuts.

He's been. He's been. So we had the Pride Bar, which is like a, kind of the Long Boy form factor. And. Oscar, I love your reaction to the Pride Bar. So this is, it's just like a, it's just had a normal white glaze on top of it.

And then it has like a row of fruit loops on it that are in the color of rainbows. And that's it. That's their commitment to, come on. Doing a rainbow concept. Oh, pride bar. And it's, first of all, white, boring as hell. I would, you know, when you think pride bar,

I'm like, okay, colorful, a lot of color, maybe the inside, it's color dough, maybe even. Rainbow filling or something something it is a white ass bar yes with a string of fruit loops yes what's Voodoo trying to tell me huh it just felt very I felt attacked yeah I felt targeted I felt okay and so boring so unlike so sir what to quote the Joker matches favorite movie why so serious yeah Like that, do you know what I mean? Yeah.

Or sorry, the Dark Knight, whatever. Thank you. Thank you. It was so boring to look like. You have a pentagram, you have a man with a pretzel sticking out of his heart, and then you have the most serious bar. Call it a pride bar.

Prideful of what? Yeah. Ain't no pride. I'm straight now. But. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Ha. Ah, yeah, it was pretty boring and then not a lot flavor wise going on. You know, like it was a very. There was a very came inside. Yeah, which is like it's a what What A very inc pride bar the varying queen really is what we're doing what's the connection Um, we had the Homer which is like the club there true their version of a classic pink donut I thought this was pretty fun. Yeah, I took it by that. I was like not too bad. What do you think? Why

I Hey, a Homer. Are you going to come in a church this weekend? I took it by that and I was like, not too bad. What do you think, Wags? When do you say Wags? Hey, a homer. Are you coming to church this weekend? Yeah, a couple of months from December, right? We better get out. Well, you trying to do a homer Simpson? This is season one homer. Oh.

And were you trying to do a March Simpson? I was doing, I was doing season one mo, but it is very akin to March. You were very religious, sir, like Simpson. Early, this is very religious. They also had, I thought that that one was fine. And the book, I hope to see you at Maggie's baptism mo. This is like, I mean, they still are a church going family

at this to this day. Yeah, the blueberry cake donut, which was, they still are our church going family. Yeah. Yeah. The blueberry cake donut, which was, yeah, we support that. We like it. We like it. The blueberry cake donut was like their most basic donut. I feel like in this whole batch, but it was well executed. Yeah.

You know, it's fine. And then I have the voodoo doll one head down here. Twice, we also have the Marshall Mathers, which, let me get the description of this. This is like another one. This is the one with M&Ms on top of it. Right. So this is like again, is like there being a little cutesy

Marshall Mathers, the M&Ms. Right. Yeah, it's a plain cake donut with vanilla frosting and mini M&Ms. I think they may have, they may be experimenting with name changes because when I went there, I saw there was called the eight mile.

Oh, interesting. I wonder if I got sued. Interesting. There maybe did, just using his name. Yeah. But 8 Mile, oh I guess 8 Mile is anything that was 8 Mile was there before I made the movie. Maybe 8 Mile is a different donor, I'm not sure.

I was looking at the thing, it's at 8 Mile. That'd be wild if it was, there was a martial method, and in 8 Mile, that's a lot of M&M. For think yeah, for for something from Portland. Exactly. A bit of a different. Yeah. Um, I thought this one was pretty good.

You know, what I rather just have sprinkles probably, but for the novelty of like, Hey, this is an over the top donut. I you know, this one's for kids, I think. If you're a kid, a kid, you're like, Oh my god, M&M's on a donut. That's crazy. This of course is a dessert donut again who wants an M&M donut in the morning. But I also, the funny thing about the M&M one was like eating the M&M one. I was like, this one's not as heavy.

A donut covered in M&M is like not as heavy. Especially contrasted with one of the vegan donuts we got, which is the old, dirty bastard. This one is a raised ring with chocolate frosting, chocolate cream filled cookies, and a peanut butter drizzle. This one is a lot going on. It's borderline, Oongapachka. But I do think this one ripped. I like this donut a lot.

And for a vegan donut, I thought this was delicious. Wags, my favorite donut of the bunch, it's fitting. And this is a mealiest choice. I replaced my choice, the peanut butter and jelly down it. That's right. That was one of the, that one was also vegan, I believe. Mm-hmm. I love the PB&J. That one was great. It was delightful. Are you, you, you both are bred.

Yeah, we're both bred with different things put on it. I got, because I was going to say that's very cannibalistic of you, but you're not the jelly you are the bred. We're the bred. We're the bread. Jelly is your clothes. Yeah, we've smeared on. Yeah, we're supposed to like at some point we're supposed to embrace. We can end the episode with that. The fans want to see it. Yeah, yeah. Well, in the episode with that. So if you want to see us embrace, stick around to the end of the episode and make your voices heard in the discord, our dose scored. You can let you can log on to it patreon.com slash doeboys. That's right. Five dollars a month gets you an extra bonus episode each week. That's

double the laughs double the fun at patreon.com slash doeboys. It sounds like a radio commercial. He's good at reading at he he wants a good ad reader? Yeah, I'll, I'll blaze through copy. PB&J, if that was good. I, I don't know. I don't care about the copy. He's talking about no. I don't know. I don't know.

I haven't told you. I just, that. We also had the chuckles. What the hell was the chuckles? This guy will give you a cigarette ad read if you ask him. He got someone with a little peanut butter chunks on it. Oh, that's right. This is another, this one.

This one was good. That was Jose's favorite. Yeah, and it was my favorite as well. Thank you, Jose. This one has hot chocolate powder on it, addition to peanuts, caramel and a chocolate drizzle. Why, could you do like a marble or red, I'd read right now at the top of the dome? You know, Mitch lately, I haven't had enough flavor in my tobacco.

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Fiber ads are back. It would be really funny just starting on when I was a wearable just like the Mike Lawrence show. I've got to trim one day all today. Oh boy. I trimmed every nail except for one. I forgot this one. But man, what is your brain like?

Just like how does it work? Speaking of nails, Oscar, you're just like fantastic. Did you do this yourself? Oh no, no, no, no, no, no. I got a knife. I'm gonna get re, they're growing out, but I do like a black and green flame. I love it.

Also, it kind of works for the spooky season. A little bad, that was the intention, but that's true. That's true. Yeah, that was the intention. Yeah, you should. Yeah. We got a chocolate with coconut,

which was another kind of basic donut, but I think well executed. That one was my favorite. That was your favorite. Yeah. And that was a replacement one you got. Yes. What was that one called?

Chocolate with coconut. Yeah, some of, they have some, just not in the pack that got destroyed. Ha, ha, ha. Well, this is a thing. And like some of these, they have, and they have a bundle you can just get of basic donuts. But like they have like really like, you know,

they have on-themed names for most of their menu, but about, but, but there are a few of them where they're just like straightforward, like they have a raspberry Romeo, which feels like they're making an effort, but then they also just have a glazed old fashioned. They just have a constraint forward a donut that we've got. I probably ate like five donuts total. I ate a lot of donuts. Yeah, we ate a lot of donuts. We had, I ate every quarter that I got. So, you know, whatever, yeah, probably.

I ate every quarter plus like one or two more quarters. I went back. Chocolate with coconut was good. And then the Frankenstein, I mean, again, it's like the whole point of it is for it to look like Frankenstein. And I think flavor wise, it didn't really do much for me. That donut is insane, because it's filled with Nutella, right?

Is that what it's filled with? Yeah. Yeah. It's a Frankenstein head filled with Nutella. It's a lot. It's a lot. Well, Frankenstein's supposed to look fucked up anyway, right? Yeah, but he should have a face.

Yeah. Well, none of us are served. Yeah. Yeah. If the classic Frankenstein had no eyes, nose, or mouth, That's a ceremony. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was hard to judge the three, it was hard to judge the pride bar in the voodoo donut and the Frankenstein head. But for what they are, like, if you just get the voodoo donut or the Frankenstein head, that's even too much donut on their own. It's too much, too much. And I will say, I think those three in particular are aesthetic forward. Yes, right. In terms of flavor, they're not distinct enough where you're like, oh, the Frankenstein head

is a blank flavor. Yeah. It's just you buy it because it's pretty to look at and then you're eating it anyway, so then kind of like, what's the point? Yeah, we kind of had a box of like 10 normal donuts and then like a box of like sweet seven layer dip. And like really didn't get the experience

of eating those donuts. It was a freak box. It was a freak box. It was a freak box. That's right. That's right. Wait, what are you saying, gays or freaks? I want to apologize to you, the doughboys drink. The dumb boys could be doing that.

Are you serious? That's right. I'm sorry, do boys, community. You want to hear more apologies from Mitch log on to patreon.com slash do boys. It's behind a paywall. Oh, yeah. Hey, everybody, you know, I love the sweets. What I said on that last episode means nothing. There'd be like one for every single race, religion, creed. It's just a blanket statement and you just feel like you're wearing the jelly-costered ball.

Amelia, before we let you go, what's your fork score for Voodoo Donuts? I, okay. I have to factor in presentation and aesthetics and all of this because I think that's very important. A pop. Jesus. Why almost build his drink. By the way, he also almost knocked the Coke into his laptop keyboard before the start. Did you get anything in there? No, it's just a few drops. Or a lot to go. He's cleaning it up. I'm mopping it up real quick.

So with that in mind, I think I would give voodoo donuts a... 4. 4 4 4x, I like it. I like it that tight. Yeah. 4 4x from Amelia Marino. We'll let get into the Golden Plate Club? We'll find out right after this break.

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It feels forced. Hey, sorry. Who'd be on the episode? Oscar, you've done the show before. But because it is the spookiest of months and because this is a horror theme, we're going to rate these out of zero to five pitch forks. Wow.

So your thoughts, your fourx score, your pitch forks score on voodoo donut. Because you like music? Yeah, because I like music. Yeah. But no, get ready to update the Doe Boys Wiki. Hahaha. Wags, I actually genuinely like out of pitch forks. Wow.

It's good. Oh, there we go. Yeah. Alright, I'm glad that worked out. Does it change my score at all? All right, so give us your score. Oscar you go first your thoughts your score unless you I could go first if you want me to I would like for you to go I Mitchell go first. Oh fuck. Um, okay. Don't need to go first. No, I can I can do this now

Who is a thing of the buy you. Oh, Lord. Ross Perot is back. Yeah. And what you know what? Voodoo is, I feel like we haven't had as much voodoo scares in the last few years. I guess like, well, you know, child's play is.

Yes, child's play is a trick. Yeah, yeah. The newer ones, why's play is. Yeah, child's play is just. Yeah, yeah. You know, the newer ones, why do they make it a, like a AI gone wrong in the newer ones? Which I did. Well, now there's a TV show and that one's really good. I, the creator of, by the way, the creator of child's play, like, and what's his name, Donna?

Who's the guy who, or who's the character? I know you mean, it is Don, something I think. And Chini, me, Chini? Yeah, I think it is, yeah. Who's the guy who's, I know you mean, is Don something I think, Chini? Yeah, I think it is, yeah. Who's Don and who I know you mean is don something I think and she me. Yeah, I think it is. Yeah, it's don't see me. Yeah As a guy who's held on to the it's like this is my baby and everyone who and they didn't like the the remake because they were like

Who did yeah you and also like you took it away from this guy who like loves this property and has had it evolve and people love the show and everything who loves this property and has had it evolve and people love the show and everything. But besides that, not a ton of voodoo stuff, I guess I get out, has a vibe of taking over. I think it's kind of like voodoo is an actual religion. So that might be a little sort of problematic to do anything now with it. It's a little problematic of me

to begging for new voodoo movies. But you've been problematic all day. So yeah. Why stop now? Just knock out another apology, you're set. Because of my voodoo comments, I'd like to apologize to the Doe Boys community. Yeah, 98% of your listeners are voodoo.

Practice me. Practice me. I think it's a great font. Um, yeah, 98% of your listeners are voodoo. Practice. I think it's a great fun. And you know what? I do like that a little by you feel to it. It's this comes from Portland though. Um, very hyped. They've obviously, they grew, but it's not like this place like expanded like crazy. It's like they did like the universal,

biggest expansions, right? They didn't go like, they didn't go national, they're in like Arizona, Colorado, Texas. They're in a few, you know, they've kind of expanded across the West gradually and they are. People as is, I don't go. Yeah, they haven't, look, they haven't tried

to turn into crispy cream, but they have, you know, they have like 19 locations. And I think, look, my birthday is October 6th, you know, I was born on the spookiest month and on one of the spookiest numbers, six, which is one of the devil's numbers. Scary, I mean, scary stuff. What are the other numbers?

Of two more of those six. Well, yeah. Mitch, as of this episode's release, your birthday is tomorrow. So happy, early birthday, dear. Happy early birthday. Happy birthday. Thank you, everyone.

Wow. Yeah. Wags, I won't see you at the party tomorrow. I've come to your birthday party a number of times. I'll get pizza and go see a movie and you have come. Yeah, I show up. What do you want from me? What are you seeing this year?

I always will see whatever the big movie is that's out that weekend. I think it's gonna be the, I think it's gonna be an exorcist. Oh, which is, at least that's a fun one. My problem, it made me so sad because it was supposed to be killers of the flower moon and I love Scorsese, but I got pushed back a couple of weeks, I think, right?

Casey, is that correct? Oh, yeah. I think so. Yeah. Casey's playing Mind Sweeper. The, the, that weekend are, I think it's supposed to be the exorcist believer in Craven the Hunter. Oh, there you go.

Got a few options. Hmm. What will I make people mad at me about for the the exorcist believer in Craven the Hunter. So there you go, got a few options. What will I make people mad at me about for? The new exorcist are Craven. Look, I love to buy you, I love to voodoo. And I love some donuts, Wags. So combine all of them together. Seems like it's a home run. Yeah.

And I think that this outing was, I enjoyed it more and I think coming off outing was, well, I enjoyed it more, and I think coming off of side card donuts, which I said to you while we're eating it, I think side card maybe had individually like one or two donuts that were better than any donut we had. 100%. For me.

Overall, I liked the experience of voodoo donuts more. And thinking back on my birthday as a kid, if I was gonna go to a haunted hay ride, which I would have, or you know, like go to a haunted maze or do some bullshit like that. And my mom brought home a bunch of voodoo donuts. I'd be having a blast. I think they're fun.

A non-fucked up Frankenstein head, I'd be loving it. And so I do think that they're fun. I think there's a place for it. They're very sugary. They're not my favorite donut, but I had fun with a lot of the bites there. I'm gonna go three and a half forks. Three and a half forks, very good score.

Good score. Oscar, three and a half pitch forks. Bitch forks, thank you. Three and a half pitch forks. Thank you, Mitch. Oscar, your thoughts, your pitch forks score. I, like I said, this is more of an aesthetic. It feels like a theme park, the theme park of sweet treats, you know.

Um, you want to see it more than you want to taste it because to me, there were elements that were very similar, all like the chocolate donuts, tasted similar to each other, um. Especially like the fancier Adona got, the mid, the taste sort of became for me. Just a sugar overload. Yeah, it was just like sugar, you know. Which I mean, that's what donuts are, I guess, you know. I want a curler, like voodoo,

please make a curler donut or a version of it. If you want a curler, like voodoo, please make a curler donut or a version of it. I will say there's taste flavors that you won't get anywhere else. Yeah. Like the grape ape, for example, like the mango one, like you can't find that anywhere else. So it's for people who like have a very specific taste, you know, And that idea of like birthday nostalgia, like this works really well. It's like sort of like a cake alternate. And then like you everyone gets their individualized doughnut, like a little cake,

and then you eat it and you're satisfied, you know? You got a group of 12 kids or something. Not you. You got a group of 12 kids. Pick out your favorite doughnut. They all get a doughnut you have. You got a group of 12 kids. Pick out your favorite donut. They all get a donut. That's you're having fun. There you go. Yeah, and it's great.

And it's like nice to look at and then you eat in. You're like, I just say Frank's a nice monster's head, which is really nice. I wish there was better flavors. Some of the combinations just didn't work for me. Yeah. But I was very surprised by a lot of them. This gets three pitchforks.

Three pitchforks. I am going to be at ballpark buds with the two of you. I was, Mitch was also going to invoke sidecar because it's in our recent memory. Yes, sidecar has higher highs. I just realized the scariest thing about voodoo donuts is me and Susser with a voodoo donut in the strip club in Portland after going there.

Just scary for everyone on stage and I've been in that bar. But I didn't mention that I don't like, I like Portland. Yes. And I like the way like, hey, Portland's weird. Yeah, sure. But I forgot to point out at the end, like that the tryhardness of it is kind of annoying. That's the thing.

It's like, look, I think Amelia is right to point out, it is smart to point out that this is like half the price of sidecar. This is a much more approachable donut from the pocket book perspective. Especially if it's like, hey, it's a family and we're going for fun, ZZ. It's nice that versus sidecar is like,

it year like you're buying fancy pastries. Sidecar is higher highs, lower lows, and a voodoo donut kind of occupies the murky middle in between. I do think that some of the, a lot of them are, to us at this point, very similar. There's a lot of goop. These are very gooey.

And so the ones that have a little bit of texture on them, like the ODB that have like some, a little bit of crunch on top, those are part of the reason those are the standouts. But yeah, I think I land it, I think I land right at three pitchforks because I think this place is trying to do over the top, you know, donuts with a kitschy theme and I think they are accomplishing that, but the food isn't particularly notable. So I think three pitchforks is where I land.

There you go. That's good. I think a fair score. I think so. Yeah. So everyone I give there a pitch fork score for a team in Paula. Six point one.

Yeah. Just the band. Yeah. Oh yeah. Wait, let me look at their esophagus for, uh, for lonerism Seven there you get seven I also say seven six point six six That's fun, that is a lot of fun

When why when Sussar and I were at the script club The strippers were putting more clothes on during the show. And it was turning you on. You paid for them to put on clothes. I think a fair score is this, this isn't the spookiest restaurant I'll review all month. There's spookier. Paws. You think so?

I think. Actually, this might be it. I think, I mean, this is like not like jekyll and high, you know what I mean? This is like Tim Burton's take on spookies. Yeah, yeah, this is like a fun spooking. Exactly. This is a PG 13.

This is like the first. Yeah, okay. Very haunted mansion tape. Right. Yeah. which is fun. Yeah, which is fun and fitting for their theme. Yeah. All right, it's time for a segment. I've got some food jingles and Mitch and Oscar must determine which year they came out. It's a special shock Doe Boor death edition of Jingle all the way spelled W H E Y or

should I say jingle all the slay spelled S L A Y. Wow. Wow. Wow. So, so here are the rules. These are compiled by our buddy, the drop dead king, Robert Per singer, who did today's drop king. That's right. The rules will play the video and you will each guest the year alternating order.

The closest guest without going over prices right style gets one point. If you guess it exactly on the year, you get two points, that's the art and marine rule. And if the game ends in a tie, the guest wins, that's the Mitch Kenner rule. And today's appropriately Halloween theme is candy jingles, candy jingles. That's right. All right, so we're gonna grab our headphones

so we can hear these. I'll start, I was gonna ask you, do you have any hands in the business? What I'm gonna put on your cans. Yeah, everyone knows that. We're gonna ask. I'm gonna ask. Which got really.

A lot of people aren't in the podcasting industry. May not know what we mean when we say cans. Call your headphones, your cans. Grab your cans. Need your cans for this one. What like a soda can? No, you dipshit. Your headphones.

Like my boobs? No. you dipshit your headphones like my boobs. No So do they call soda cans on different? No, they're still cans Come on drink your headphones Osher, do you have any Scary October plans do you have any movies lined up that you're gonna see or are you gonna start watching some spooky movie soon? What's, what's, what's, what do you got on the agenda? So I do this thing every October, which is I do something called Spooky Friends on Instagram,

which is I watch a horror movie that I've never seen and I make a friend who's also never seen that movie watch it. I love that. And then we go on Instagram live and we talk about it. I love that. I would love to have, well, you're not on social media, but Mitch, would you, I would be my spooky friend?

I would love to be your spooky friend. Wow. So if I'm around Wager, maybe we can get him to do it. He loves to be my friend. Yeah, I'll pop in. I love to do a phone work. Yeah, 100%.

Oh, fun. Then we got a few. But it's not a movie that none of us have seen before. I mean, no matter what, who knows if he'll show up, but I mean, no matter what. Okay, so we have this on tape. Mitch is confirmed to be a spooby fan of October. 100%.

Okay. Wow. Do you have some candidates in your mind? Because I feel like you've seen most of them. You've seen a lot. But there's a lot of, like, I've never seen Psycho. Whoa. Yeah, I've never seen a lot of pitchcock.

Got it. I recently, I told you this last year, I watched Psycho, and then I was like, had I never seen Psycho all the way through before? And I don't think I had, and when you watch it, you'll be like, you'll know so much of it. Right. But have you seen the birds?

No, I haven't seen much of Hitchcock. Oh, interesting. That's fun. Yeah, yeah, that's fun. Yeah, there's some blind spots. Like I've watched a lot of like niche little horror movies. Right.

Some of the big ones I just don't, I haven't seen. Mitch, you watch Psych over the first time and they're like, oh yeah, my mom is just me wearing her clothes. You're watching wearing your mom's clothes. My mom exists.

I love her very much. Your mom rocks. All right, we'll play the video guest the year and try to not go over. This first one is a Tootsie roll ad entitled, Everything I Think I See. The world looks mighty good to me. And I remember seeing this as animated. I remember seeing this commercial so much as a kid. This is animated. I've ever seen this commercial so much as a kid. This is crazy.

It's cheating. These kids are brushing their hair. The tagline, um, it's from tootsie road to me. The tagline, um, it's from Tootsie role. The, yeah, so basically what's happening there is that, you know, all the vehicles, all the wildlife, everything is turning into a tootsie role as these kids are interacting with them.

Careful with that screen, whoever's enjoying. Oh, they're, no, there's a clip one in Clipkin. Oh, yeah, I did this. I did this. Oh, no. Oh, no. a clip won and clipped. Oh yeah, I did this. I did this. Oh, I see. I did this. I did this. Oh, I see.

I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this.

I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this.

I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I did this. I can did it. They could use that song as like they could do the scary version of that song where they slow it down. Oh my god. I hate that trend. I know. It's a stupid trend. This is the it's see bits you spot. A course of kids.

This shorty got low, low. I'm proud to be an American. I think that's the normal. This is a commercial that I remember seeing so much as a child. What year did it come out though? This is a tricky thing because I do think, I mean, it's in my mind is an A's commercial like is there a chance it was like 79 possibly like 78 and that you know, oh this was like made in 78 79 and they ran it for years. Yeah. But I remember seeing this as a child. So that in my head I'm like, do you do it? Should I go first? Yeah, go first,

Mitch. You get go first, Mitch. You get to go first next time. We'll alternate. So in my mind, I'm like, oh, it could have been like an 84 ad. I kind of almost want to say 84. Or do I say 82, the year I was born? I'm going to do 84. 1984. Oh, God, I think I went over.

I'll screw your guess. I get one over. I'm gonna say 85. That's a good, that's, that's, that's, that you're playing, you're playing the right, the game right. It's the way to do it. It's probably earlier. I originally wanted to say, you know what, I'm gonna change it to 81.

81. 81 because it feels like a 70s. You might have just thanked my battleship there. You both overshot it. Fuck, I knew it. 1976. Holy shit. This one's from the 70s.

They were just re-airing this continuously into the eights. Well, that's what ads used to do. Like these older ads, they just play them over and over again. You know, oh my God. 76. I gotta be honest with you, great production value. It looks great.

Yeah, nice of a landmation. A case you were saying, because we were talking to Halloween plans, you go to Halloween horror nights every year. That's the universal like horror experience. Yeah, I'm going tonight. What's the theme this year? I don't think there's like,

I know that you should do theme. God, but there's not an overall theme, but there's some specific attractions they've got that are maybe topical. Yeah, there's a last of us house that they got based on specifically the video game and not the show. I like that. I like it being the video game.

That's cool. Yeah. One of the rooms is amazing writing the scripts all by themselves. During the strike. During the strike. That's the scary scab themselves. During the strike. During the strike. That's the scary scabbing, nervous. He's covered in scabs.

They also got, what's the other one? The exorcist for the new movie, they got one of those stranger things. Wow. Season four is another big one they have. And I think there's a new Chuckie house. Do you have a favorite from years past? My favorite, when they did the themes,

the first time I went and I was like, maybe 13 in Florida. Wow. The theme was the director. And so it was like, he's like, I'm gonna make creepy movies and you're gonna die in my house. And I'm gonna make a movie about it. And I was like, I got it. Check this out. That's cool.

Scared the hell out of me. Was that, was that harmonics? At least in the one in Florida. Yeah. Um, there, there's, that was Brett Ratner, right? Oh my god. Ah! Ah! Ah!

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No, boys. I have not known. Oh, man, you would you enjoy it. Yeah, I just I want to, you know, I do, I, some from anxiety. So I'm a little nervous that that might trigger. Yeah, no just I want to you know, I do I suffer from anxiety. So I'm a little nervous that that might trigger Yeah, no 100% But the concept of it seems so fun

I just I like the idea of someone looking at the doughboys feeling like doughboys episode 432 Winston cigarettes with Ryan singer Let's do the next. There's there's there's there's this year at our nights. There's a bug man the toilet. Yes. Yes. Like the you know how they always have like the the the the terror

tram, the tram, the universal tram. This time this year it's like a bug man. I know how to talk about bug main on the podcast, but it's a bug man. That's like, it's not connected. Why? It's like not connected to any podcast, but it's a bug man. That's like it's not like connected It's like not connected to any movies. He's like a bug man. That's an inventive bug man. Is it bug main? I mean honestly it could be he sent me a photo the other day and he was like Check it out and he was backstage at UCB in the green. We're like what are you doing there? And he was doing a show at UCB bug Bug main. Bug main. God bless him.

All right, next up, raise a net. This is catch some raise a net. Why is that, I have another thing to say. Sun, ripen, raise a net. Let's watch this act. Chocolate, that's as good as it gets. I remember this act as well. Holds and holds some in more.

She's always ready to pour. I'm always ready to catch some raise a net. Huh? That's it. Sun, raise a net. Who they're all mine? Catch, stop. It's maybe the catch some raising it It's What? That's Some The Rays Who they're all mine Catch Some

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for like you should have this at school. And like yeah, so for people who are just listening to the audio feed, what we got there is just like a bunch of raisinets kind of falling from the sky. And kids are catching them in baseball mits, in their shirts, in their hats, and what have you. It was weird, I mean, it was weird in many ways,

but it also made it seem so much about that woman because they were like, I'll catch you if she pours or whatever. And you're like, who is this lady? What are they talking about? It's a raisinette woman. It's like, I guess the raisinette. She burps in like this.

He's raisin pellets. And she's giving it to the girl. Children, yeah. There is something very strange about that. I look, I love raisinettes. I'm a raisinette fan. When I was a kid in a movie theater. Don't let the something very strange about that. I look I love raising it. Yeah, I'm a raising that fan I when I was a kid in the movie theater at the California reasons here that I wonder how they'd feel about being covered in chocolate like is that like is that like sort of like taking as that like a shower to them

Is that nice? They're suffocating in oh yeah, it's like wax or something. It's like a console and like carbon. Yeah, carbon. Oh man, it's a grim thing. I think something that they would they would they would really hate. Um, I uh, yeah, they can't sing. That's tragedy for everyone. Um, I, I, it's not my head cannon that the raisinets are like audition for the California

raisins and weren't good enough I think it's suffocated in chocolate Let's are acting that out, but really you just tossed your headphones off. Yeah, they've they've got fell off my face Oh, I'm sort of spill Oscar you go first in this one. You what you just come out. This feels the screams 80s to me The late late 80s, so I'm gonna say 86. 86. 1986. That's a good guess.

I think it's actually, I think it's a little later. I think it's a sneaky 1990. Oh, that's true. Well, you know what, you might be dead on. It feels like maybe, hey, this is like maybe very early 90s. It's just like the guy sounds like Huey Lewis singing. You're right.

And he was big in 80s. He was, I think. Um, it is funny. Like, it does seem like something like, I bet you I probably had raised in that packets at school launch. I'm, I'm like, I'm sure I probably did at some point. Love braving that. I think that for me, more so than chocolate covered, more so than peanut M&M's, I was

like a raised neck guy at the movies. I like raising that. It's quite a bit. Um, but I'm going gonna go, yeah, I'm gonna say 90s. I think it's a 90s. Like 1990s. 1990. 1990. 1990 is your guess on the dot?

Well, I'm gonna get two points because this was a 1990 ad. Wow. There you go. You got it on the dot. Wow. That's incredible. Well done, buddy. You were gonna say something before we played this clip.

I was just gonna say how frustrating it would be to be a horror maze person and have you walk through the maze. Me? Yeah, for someone to be like, blah, blah, blah, blah. And you're like just staring at them. Yeah, with no reaction. I might say you.

Is that you? Mm. I don't know how one flapable I'd be. I'd been through haunted house. You know what, I actually did, like when I was a kid I went through a haunted house and they got mad at me. So yeah, that is true.

What? I knew it. Because I was just completely, I was just like, didn't really, wasn't unfazed by everything. But I would get scared of someone jumped out at me in certain contexts. I think just there I know what I'm getting,

what I'm in for. I just, I could tell that you were just like, oh, like you wouldn't, you wouldn't give them anything. It's like I could picture you sitting on Santa's lap as a kid and be like, what do you want for this? What do you want? But this was also... I brought you a present.

Why did I imagine Clifford? Well, Martin Schortz. Clifford. Kind of dead on, I feel like that's what he was like. It was also like, it was at the public park and it was like staffed by teenagers. So like the teenagers are gonna be a little surly, you know. All right, next one.

This is a Skittles ad. Taste the rainbow of fruit flavors. Mm. Okay. Wow. Look at this. This is Texas candy. It's the rainbow walkthrough flavors.

Oh my God. I want her out. I'm so excited. It's the rainbow walkthrough flavors. Oh my god. I want her out. Okay. Okay. Oh, great. A vibrant palette there, very vivid. Yes.

I'm mature up first. What year did Skittles taste like? And also those like Skittles were being born there at one point. They did look like they're being burned. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, they looked like they were coming out of cavity. I, this is 80s. This is 80s.

Mm-hmm. 100% 80s. This is before Skittles got like kind of meta and... Oh, right. I think you're gonna say woke. You know what, why not? Once they want to rainbow flavors, give me gray in white skittles. Some guy who is remembering something that never happened.

It was used to be black and white. Tasted like granite. I, this is tough. 86 what you guys before might be dead on. I'm gonna go, I feel like it might be a little, I'm gonna go, I'm stuck between 84 and 86. I'm gonna go 85, I'm gonna go right in the middle. 1985, Oscar, your guess. What year did Skittles taste the rainbow

of fruit flavors first air? Well, it might be later. I just feel like this commercial should have been the inspiration for the Pride bar. I've really done that. Sure. Like look at that video and be like, okay, that's how we do pride.

Yes. 100% more colorful, fun than what we got today for. I know. The hell. Um, this is an 88 commercial. 1988. 1988. Uh, Mitch is going to take this one because Oscar you went over.

This came out in 1986. So Mitch, you get one point. Oh, you were almost gonna say, I almost said 86. Almost there. 84, 86. All right, Mitch has three points. Oscar waiting to get on the board.

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Okay, okay. I just enjoy playing games. I'd be pissed off right now if I'm not. I'm not. I wonder what your recordoser. Okay, okay. I just enjoy playing games. I'd be pissed off right now I'm not I wonder what your record is. I'll have to look I'll look it up all this videos playing what you're right This is they're always trickier. Well, let's see. Let's see what's the jingle all the way. All right. Let's watch a starburst starts up the juice Whoa You're thinking what I'm thinking., I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you, I'm taking you Is that Epstein and what's her name? Epstein and Colleen and Hillary. Is this Colleen and Hillary? Yes. Is this little saying James?

I gotta say, is beautiful. Little saying James is beautiful. All right. Who goes first in this one? Oscar. Oscar, it's your turn. Okay. Starburst starts up to use what you're.

Okay. This is another, this feels like another 80s spot. You know, I said 86 a little too soon. I said, so I'm gonna, I'm gonna stick with my 88. Maybe that, I'll get lucky now. 88s, 1988. It's 1988. I feel like this is a late 80s, possibly early 90s. To make things fun, I'm gonna go 1992.

Oscar's gonna win this one, because this came out in 1989, so Oscar, you get a call. Oh! The year-old. The 80s, yeah, yeah. That was good, that was, that. There was like a 3D effect at the end, which I was like, this feels 90s now.

We both, we both picked up on that. They made a little 3D star, which honestly, it's pretty good. It looked good. It looked good. I'm trying to figure out your record in Jingle all the way. they made a little 3D star, which honestly, it's pretty good. It looked good. It looked really good. I'm trying to figure out your record in Jingle all the way.

We've done this one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12. Oh my God, this sucks. 13. 13 times, but it's been a bit of a, oh, you know what, the node, our buddy, our guy, helpfully compiled your win, lose, and draw record at the bottom, you were five, seven, and one

in jingle all the way. So not that great. You've done okay. Yeah, you've done okay. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. Yeah, you've done all right. All right.

Are you a competitive person, which? Very much so. He says, yes, I am not really, no. I'm not really that competitive. Come on. Come on. no. I'm not really that competitive Come on You think I'm competitive. I don't like I'm not you get frustrated. You don't like losing I like my sports teams. I don't care about losing and it depends on what it is You do care. You're trying to downplay you do care. I don't care that much. I don't he's full of shit

It's gonna be pissed if he loses his. Uh, we just watch, wait, Starburst starts up, they just, we got one more, right? I'm not gonna pet it if. The last one is only with improv, comedy sports. The best kind of competition, an improv, gauge match, objective measure of comedy. All right, the last one is push pop pop hip to the pop, which may feature

a familiar face. Me? We did. This is a push pop. You even know what to do with it? Are you dumb? You gotta be hip to the pop. Push pop. Push it up. Push it down. Keep it. Hang it round. You gotta be hip to the pop. Push pop. Tease of grape and cherry water. Melon, raspberry. You gotta be hip to the pop. Get's pop? Tease of grape and cherry water melancholy raspberry. You got to be hip to the pop. Get something else. Yeah, that's the rap. Dig it now, lick it later.

Just give it a cap. Get picked to it. Yeah, see the life. Oh my god. Nothing else fits you. So, you got to be hip to the pop. What's pop? You got to be hip to the pop.

What pop? I think I know the familiar face. This was very montage, yeah. Does anyone want to guess what the familiar face was? A young Ross Perot. Oh my God. How dare you. I'd like to apologize to all the kids

that weren't that commercial. And the door boys came in. Yeah. It's a lot of, it's like music video pacing, so it's a lot of really quick shots. So you don't get to linger on anyone's faces for too long, but there is a like an a-list actor who is a young version of that in that spot.

Does anyone guess who it was? I don't recognize any of those children. A young Ryan Reynolds. Ryan Reynolds. That wild. This is a Canadian commercial. You know what? That actually would make a lot of sense.

Wow. All right. This was a, so, yeah, Ryan Reynolds is in that ad. Does anyone want, I'm having a hard time clocking which kid he is. And I'm paying a lot of attention to this kid, right? I think he's that kid, yeah, I think he's them. It looks like such a doofus.

Okay, it really does. Wait, a young Ryan Reynolds? Young Ryan Reynolds. Was that him? That might be him. Okay, it really does. Ha ha ha. Wait, a young Ryan Reynolds? Young Ryan Reynolds. Was that him? That might be him. I think that's him. That's him. That is definitely him.

Yeah, that is him. Oh, that is him. Yeah, and he's got like a different, he's got Freddy Krueger. He's got, yeah, he's the Freddy Krueger. Yeah. Wow. Of candies.

That's pretty good. Delicious. Yeah, pretty good. He's Deadpool. Ha ha ha. That's so funny, but with Freddie in the past. Oh, like a Freddie, like a push pop, Freddie thing. You're gonna be pushing up Daisy's bitch. Oh, that's really good.

Sound like Cole Cogan. Hey, brother, are you gonna be pushing up Daisy's? Hogan vs Freddie. Freddie vs Freddie vs Hogan. I pay money for that. I'm going to go back to my 92 pick because I also think it has to be, it has to be 90s, but also has to be pretty early 90s because Ryan Reynolds, uh, end of the 90s, he was, you know, he was, he was, he was Ryan Reynolds already. So, uh, man, maybe even 91. I'm going to go 92. 1992 Oscar, your guess. Um, okay. So this is like, this is like my generation. I've never seen this commercial, but I was around during this time. I wanna say 94.

Probably earlier. What year did you say 92? I said 92, yeah. Yeah, that seems about right. So I'm just gonna say, I'm gonna say 93. Smart. Unfortunately, it was 1994. so you get a point Oscar. Oh my God.

But you would have needed two to tie it and the tie goes to the guest, but Mitch wins outright. I won. Your record improves. Congratulations. You are now 6-7-1 in Jingle All the Way or Jingle All the Slate for this month.

I really want to do that. Speech, speech. Speech. I want want to speak speak. I want to thank Ryan Reynolds. Deadpool himself. I never would have guessed that that was Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, right? Yeah. That's funny.

Is ever with the with the ring pops. He wasn't a Mickey Mouse Club kid. Was he? I'm not sure. The right gossip. Right. Goss. Awesome.

Yeah. It's so wild how many like movie stars are like just acting like I'd careers as children. Well, we're weird life. Yeah, I auditioned for Dennis the Menace. You remember that? Yeah. You did?

Uh huh. My mom took my mom just took, I like, I did theater then my mom took me to a Dennis the Menace audition. I was okay, thank you. I was like nervous. I don't even know if I said anything correctly. This was like a nationwide casting call where they were like trying to find

an unknown actor to play dentist to menace. Yeah. Got it. And also, I don't know how kids do that as well as they like a good character is like blows you away. Well, so you went in and then you actually got a call back for Mr. Wilson. What? Yes, we'd like your 10 year olds on the play Mr. Wilson. Cause I looked like an old piece of shit.

I'm just making the mitch. As a 10 year old looking exactly like he does now. With a propeller hat. as a 10 year old looking exactly like he does now. With a propeller hat. That is actually, I've told this story many times, but I went, there was like a summer I went down to the basement with a big bag of cool ranch cereals and I came up looking like I do now. It was like very much a metamorphosis for me.

My grandpa did look like, what's his name? Who did play Mr. Wilson? He looked like a- What's your mouth out? He looked like Walter Mathau. He looked like Walter Mathau. Do you have any kid Mathau. You grew up like Walter Mathau. Do you have any kid pictures of you? I wanna see what you look like as a kid.

Mitch was a cute little boy. Cute little toy. I will say that little kid pictures of you. I don't think on me, but somewhere. Put it on the dope boys Instagram. Yeah. Here, this is me at first communion. Oh, you look like Dennis Cementus.

Yeah. Yeah. Get out of here. I think a lot of people don't. Can y'all see this? We can put that in the video too. Yeah, very cute little boy. I think a lot of people see young picture of me and they don't believe that it's me.

Are you wearing contacts now? I wore contacts in sixth grade. I changed the contacts in sixth grade. When I was born, they thought I was gonna go, they thought I had developmental issues. Right. And so they, because I couldn't read the board, I was extremely near-sighted and so I was also reading.

And so someone was like, you should get them checked for his vision. I had a lazy eye and I was gonna go blind in this eye and then I wore thick glasses and a patch over my strong eye. Right. And then eventually when I, like, I got to middle school, I didn't want to wear glasses anymore, I wanted to wear contacts, but I was a middle schooler

and these were also like, they were like monthly disposables, which were way worse and like, they would burn my eyes. They were just like, so old and like didn't work. Like for a kid, they were harder to keep up with. They like glass contacts. They were plastic, but it was, or whatever, they were soft contact lenses, but my dad had harder ones for seems insane.

Those are so, I tried those out when I got contact lenses when I was a kid and they were so painful. Yeah. Your eyes just have to get used to having like a foreign material in them. Yeah. Every blink is painful. I don't know how anyone did hard contacts. My dad didn't have his whole life.

And then Tom Cruise fucking did him so he'd get on that plane. That role. We got the airplane. That fucking role. That's cool. The mission impossible, a rogue nation, the stunt where he's hanging on to the wing of the airplane. He had to have hard contacts in.

So because like the force of the wind just like blowing directly into his face. Otherwise, it would have lined him basically. Rune his eyeballs. There's the pebble could fucking take his eye out, basically. But I stopped wearing them and then I went to the doctor years later because I had headaches and they were like, you have 2020 vision, basically. My eyes creaked themselves, but they also said, they also warn me while I was a little bit of a monkeys paw here,

and they said that when I get older, my vision's gonna go the other way. Yeah, you get that macular generation. Yeah. Well, it was really concerned, I mean, the way I remember, you told me the story of the way I heard it is that, I'm so worried.

Headphones, I feel weird about it. Oh, no, you're fine. I feel weird about it. The doctor, yeah, yeah, we don't, you don't need your cans anymore, you get it. The doctor said my eyes are gonna go, the vision's gonna go the other way, but also my eyes are too,

so my eyes are gonna get really wide. He has big eyes, yeah. Yeah, I have big eyes, by like the time I'm like 70, I'm like, I have like a hundred movies. I'm gonna have like huge, I don't have huge eyes. Just get used to it over the course of Don't Waste. You don't look like an anime character.

Hahaha. What are you gonna say, sorry, I can't help it. No, I was just gonna say they cured your lazy eye, but unfortunately, you got diagnosed lazy guy. Yeah, unfortunately, the laziness metastasized. Hahaha. Just like a restaurant, I got your feedback, let's up with the feedback. And today we have an email from Mark from Knoxville.

Mark with a C, right? Hi, doboys. One of my favorite chain restaurants growing up was the Bugaboo Creek Steakhouse. Wow. These restaurants, all baked in the United States, were themed around Canadian history. They featured truly haunting animatronic moose bears

and a talking Christmas tree, which would tell patrons fun facts and the history of Canada. If you had to start a chain restaurant based around a region or country, what would it be and what talking animatronic nightmares would you include? Do we have the shot, KC of the Christmas tree? That Christmas tree. Look at that fun thing. Oh my God, I've never seen this before. It is horrifying.

I hate it. That Christmas tree probably didn't have a lot of it, it's saying fun facts about Canada. Yeah. There's no like a foliage in between the eyes. No, it's got eyes and a mouth and it looks despondent. It's not happy to be alive. Canada is north of the United States and it goes silent for like 10 minutes. Who wrote these? That's the only fact it says. That's the only fact it says. This is play, is this a video?

No, it's just the fucking shock. Okay, the guy just sent us still. Wow, that's horrifying. Yeah, really, really. Also, Christmas tree year out, I remember Bugaboo Creeks. I don't know if I ever went to one, I feel like I did. Boy, what was the question I'm too freaked out by the tree? If you had to start a chain restaurant

based on a region or country, what would it be and what talking animatronic nightmares would you include? This is a great question. Yeah, this is fun. Yeah. I mean, my mind goes towards it. I think it's maybe because we're in the spookiest of months

and it is shocked, oh, boo, or daff. Transylvania? Transylvania, I feel like you could do some sort of, like, like, Romanian, but specifically, Transylvania and theme andvania, I feel like you could do some sort of like, like, Romany and but specifically Transylvania theme and really into that. Well, when I brought the fan of Dracula's Cafe, which is very good. Dracula's Cafe is great. Yeah, that's a real place.

Yeah. Yeah. Dracula's Cafe is really good. Yeah, I guess it's kind of similar, but you know, I think the thing there is that you kind of lean more into actual, like, like if you kind of have the little bit more of the folklore sort of, you know, less fantastical side of things, you kind of have the little bit more of the folklore sort of you know less fantastical side of things you kind of were like this is the real Transylvania and there's like a Vlad the Impauler animatronic but it's not like the you know sort of the mythical Dracula. A bad animatronic

would be fun too. That would be fun to have a bat. Yeah. Would it be in Romania? Or would it be like in, or is it some one? There's one of the flagship stores in Romania. The flagship is in Romania, but my thought is, is like this cafe, like Bugaboo Creek Steakhouse, which is based around Canada and in the US, it's like an outback steakhouse. It's like the, the concept, here's a broad version of this country and we're bringing it to America. Man, I got a couple of thoughts because one of my favorite bars here in LA is the Red Lion.

I really liked the Red Lion. And I think that that would be like such a fun. A German beer hall, like. Oh, sure, yeah. You only get German, you know, like if you go to like the Midwest, there's a couple of fun German beer halls you can go to. And there's one here in LA obviously. I think a big chain version of that

where you can get fucking, you know, fucking Spetzel or whatever the fuck it is and they were doing a verse kucha for a little bit. I'm not sure that place is still going. That was an attempt at that. What would be the, what's a German animatronic? I don't know. Helga the sour crab. That's that honestly is fun. That is fun. You're gonna be careful with those German animatronics. There's something you don't want to see. Oh my god. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Yeah, I think we had like a big sausage or something. Big beerstein. A big beerstein is fun. Yeah. Yeah. Everyone's dressed up in like a, maybe I'm just horny for the like the the October fest like the St. Paulie girl. Yeah.

Yeah, that is like very sexual. I think it might beie girl. Yeah, that is like very sexual. I think it might be horny. You might be horny. I might just be horny. Sorry, everybody. It might be. That's fun. Also, I like like a Norwegian look.

I love the Norway ride at Epcot in Florida, which was a troll ride and now it's fucking frozen. Oh. It's a frozen log right now. That was gone on over there. I was just adjusting my peanut butter. Frozen's fun, but like a troll, a Norway troll restaurant.

Yeah, sure. That was fun. Frozen's fine. Frozen's fine. But like that ride was cool as hell. And it was Epcot. It was cool. It was Frozen's fine. Frozen's fine. But like that ride was cool as hell. And it was Epcot. It was cool. It was a fun Epcot sort of thing. But but I think that that like the Norway one would be pretty fun. You know, be fun. The ocean. Here's the ocean restaurant.

That's like talking about. Honestly, it is good. We just got like a big whale and like starfish and stuff. And it's like they, I, it's seafood, but it's like sustainable and kind of a rainforest cafe sort of way, you know? I got a fish for you. Yeah. As you go deep room to the restaurant, there's a lot and you can go downstairs.

Oh, yeah. Like the first level is like a sand bar theme. Right. And it's a little brighter. Then you go down and it's like, ooh, this is like underwater and like maybe a second floor down and it's like deep ocean. Yeah, it's then you get down the trench.

Where you just eat in the dark. It's just dark, Yeah. I think that's kind of fun. And they have those fish to have the lights. Yeah, you get the crabs that have the the bioluminescence that's pretty good. They put a hat on you that is an angler fish. That's fun. An angler fish hat. Yeah. That's fun. That's merch too. I, I, can we trademark that somehow? Yeah, like a rainforest cafe, but for the ocean. And also can we trademark that with you, your idea? Yeah, you're in on it. Yeah, don't leave me.

I'm, I'm your business partner now. I don't like that. I don't like that. An Angler fish hat is great. That's fun. Yeah. Ocean forest cafe. Are you chose of what country?

Ocean forest cafe. Yeah, well like forest cafe. Are you chose of what country ocean forest cafe? Yeah, well, like rainforest cafe. Shouldn't it be like the ocean floor, something like that? Ocean florist cafe. What? That's no perfect. Okay, we're going to get sued, but okay. You know, it also be fun.

Russia would be fun. Yeah, but although we've got like a weird like, you know, new Cold War anti-Russian sort of sentiment in the US right now. So we have a poo nanomaterally who's like, Duh, we were fucking dumb ass. Everring, there were sponges at it. Yeah. Fucking idiot.

I hate him. Mom didn't raise him right. That's the problem. That's great. That would be fun like that. Yeah. What about like Germany and Russia seems kind of, yeah. Yeah, what's going on over there? What about like a Salem, Salem, which I love that run?

That's so dark, it's a little dark, but it's fine now. I think you're okay, enough time has passed. I think you can do that. Yeah, and that's a lot of fun. I see it as specifically like a soup place, and everything is served in a cauldron. That's really fun. I mean, you just heard of like, yeah.

Salem is, that's great. Salem's great. Yeah, people will just start accusing other people to be waiters and then, you have to work there. That's how you get hired. Yeah, you have to get a kiss. We did all right.

We did all right. Yeah, we did a tricky question. Yeah, these are tough. If you have a question or comment about the world of chain restaurants, you can email us at don'tboyspodcast.gmail.com or leave us a voice mail at 830-0-4-636-844. I just realized like a Japanese restaurant

that kind of embraced like a lot of Japanese anime or characters, or you know what I mean, that could be a lot of fun. Well, Kura, which we went to, the revolving sushi bar kinda leans into that. Like they had a demon slayer theme, you know? There's a little bit of that, but yeah, it's not like an over the top version. It's tough, because it's also like,

you go too far than anything people are like, it's a little an over the top version. It's tough because it's also like, you go too far than anything people are like, it's a little bit problematic, you know. Which is also interesting to make this a question for me who's gonna get scared. Fuck off. Why are you asking this question? I'm gonna fuck this up somehow. But yeah, honestly, the Salem one's pretty good.

I'm not a great. I like that one, that's my favorite. Thank you. Because you could have like actual fish tanks. Yeah. I mean, look, you could get into some territory where like, you know, you wouldn't want to have real animals. You know what I mean?

Well, yeah, I think I think I think you want a real tanks of water, because that's fun. Sure, yeah, you want real water in there. You'd want like a rainforest cafe equivalent sort of thing of like, oh, like it's high tide and now like kind of the mood changes a little bit, there's more sound effects, you know, all that sort of stuff would be fun.

That to me, look, and I mean, I think a lot of teaky cultures was what, it's World War II and it's what like a lot of people's soldiers saw on the Pacific. Yeah, it's kind of an invented amalgamation of a bunch of different cultures. Yeah, and maybe the kind of stolen in some way or where I don't know of the problematicness

of teaky culture, but I'm saying like that, when you go to a teaky bar that has like, hey, the stool goes down like it's here, or the head shrinker, the stool goes down. Oh, there's thunder and lightning, like the one you want to see. We had so much fun in San Diego with that. That's so much fun. That's what I'm like, no restaurants do that as well. Lean into that. Lean into

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