Doughboys - Sombrero with Neil Campbell and Fran Gillespie (LIVE)

Episode Date: August 24, 2023

Neil Campbell and Fran Gillespie join to talk Mexican food and San Diego movies before a review of Sombrero. Plus, the debut of Drankorman or Stankorman. Recorded Live at The Observatory North Park in San Diego, CA on 8/10/2023Watch this episode at youtube.com/doughboysmediaGet ad-free episodes at patreon.com/doughboysGet Doughboys merch at doughboys.kinshipgoods.comSources for this week's intro: wgacontract2023.orgsagaftra.orgWant more Doughboys? Check out our Patreon!: https://patreon.com/doughboysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast. This is a head gum podcast.

Hey, buddy, what's up, San Diego? Wow. Wow. Thank. Wow. Thank you all so much for being here. So as if you've listened to the podcast, you are aware of this preamble that I've said before, most of the shows since the writer's strike began 101 days ago, as of this point, I have not been doing, yeah, sure, yeah,

all right, appreciate that. Appreciate that. Appreciate that solidarity with labor. So I have not been doing scripted intros during the time. This has been taking place. But I do want to do a scripted intro for a live show because I know that's part of why you guys are here, right? Let's let you like about the podcast. Make me look cool, my parents are here.

So what I decided to do is this is the intro from the very first Do-Boys live show in San Diego. That was back in December of 2018. Was anyone here at that show? That was back in December of 2018. Was anyone here at that show? Five years ago. And also, from those of you who decided to raise your hands, I can tell that Doe Boy's live is about the only live event you attend. So, all right, here we go.

This is the intro from the very first Doe Boy's San Diego show.. Shelby if we can play the royalty-free intro music please. Perfect. In the most inclement weather, he might be seen barefooted and almost naked, except when he chance to pick up articles of old clothing. This excerpt from the Fort Wayne Sentinel dated March 22nd 1845 is from the obituary of John Chapman. Born two years before the signing of the Declaration of Independence, Chapman grew up amidst the chaos of the American Revolution, and in the wars aftermath, he and his brother Nathaniel migrated west to Ohio to work as farmers. Around 1805,

John Chapman left the family homestead to take an apprenticeship as an orchardist, where he connected with a crop that would define his life's work. The Apple. A deeply religious devotee of the small Lutheran sect of Sweden-Borgianism Chapman took to traveling the new nation to spread both the gospel and the seeds of what is perhaps most American of fruits, earning him the enduring nickname Johnny Apple Seed. While popular legend depicts Johnny traipsing through the countryside, scattering seeds at random, Chapman was, in fact, a careful planter who left lovingly curated orchards

in his wake. The bulk of his planning, consisting of bitter, inedible apples, best suited for brewing alcoholic heart cider. The legend of Johnny Apple Seed would become a part of American folklore, and, 80 years after his death, another American horror culturist would replicate the process with a fruit formerly known as the alligator pear, the avocado. In 1925, Rudolph Hass, a post-a-worker in Pasadena, California, cashed in his savings to establish an avocado grove, and after a laborious decade-long process of growing and seed grafting, he struck mushy, green gold

with his patented eponymous varietal. Today, has avocados, often mispronounced as haws, comprise roughly 95% of the avocado crop in the U.S., making Rudolph into something of a Johnny avocado seed. The ready availability of avocados was key to the growth of Mexican cuisine in the Golden State, Avocado's naturally being the main ingredient guacamole, a dish that dates back to the Aztecs. And in 1983, an Aztec of a different sort, a San Diego state alum named Ralph, opened a taco shop in San Diego's Mission Beach neighborhood, inspired by the fresh seafood-focused fare

of nearby Baja California. Ralph's concept was a quick hit, and grew into three local locations, and then dozens more across the Southland, ultimately doing more than arguably any other chain to popularize the fish taco in the States. Now with over 200 locations in a claim of 200 million battered cod tacos sold a day,

Ralph's restaurant has spread fresh Mexican fare from sea to shining sea, making this modern man into something of a Johnny Fish taco seed. This week on Doe Boys Rubios, and this week on Doe Boys live in San Diego, some braero! All right, we can play the theme now. There we go. Thank you, Shelby. I was supposed to hand off this mic, but I forgot. This is going great. I forgot to hand off the mic because the theme wasn't playing.

It's all right. Everything's going great. Welcome to Doble. It's about chain restaurants. I'm Nick Wiker. We have a fantastic show for y'all tonight and thrilled to be back and You know, I have to do this this week's roast is courtesy of Nolan T Let me introduce my co-host squint 182 The spoon Man Mike Mitchell. Sir, some San Diego. Wow. He talks the talk.

You're wearing a teaky shirt. Do you know what? Fun in the sun. A button in one of the buttons. Wow, here he goes. You made fun of me for this recently, but that's what I'm doing. You look great. I wasn't making fun of you. I was just saying, you know, I don't normally see you with two buttons unbuttoned. It's a good look for you. I'm just saying I was surprised to see it.

Yeah, it may fall out tonight. I knew your parents were coming to this, the wigers are in the house. That's right. So I bought up a bunch of seats. Had a half-full crowd for it. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. One to have a fireside chat version of the podcast tonight. Because your parents are still like, what do you do? And then now they're gonna see this. Yeah, we have an unpopular podcast. That's what we do. The writer's strike has to end just so I don't have to watch confused audiences as you read years old intros. No, it's just working great. The system is... They're baffled.

No. They don't know what the fuck you're talking about. The system is perfect. The system is flawless. We're gonna have to wait. I'm the spoon man. I'm the spoon man. I was doing an Amron burgundy thing. I didn't see what time you entered, but there's a clock off stage. And I think that's within two minutes of your entry when you put your head in your hand.

So the first time in shame. Well, it's going gonna happen more and more. Yeah. How you doing, Wig? I'm doing great. I mean, this is a lovely city. Yeah, Wigerville. It's fun to be down here.

I'm not pandering either. I guess spend a lot of time down here. I think our guests have spent a lot of time down here. It's a lovely city. But some of these places will fucking pander too, you know? Yeah. It was like, oh, it's thrilled to be here in Minneapolis. Yeah, fucking lovely.

Oh man. Nothing be here in Minneapolis. Yeah, I fucking love man Nothing like Cleveland in February Saskatoon I knew this was a place You took the train today you should be happy we took you we had a great time. I'm a surf liner Lovely rail line. They're apparently moving the track inland and I'm sure y'all are all aware of this. But for now, you can still get in those views as though Lave's Wapen is ya. I wish we were bit outwards. I was talking about a sea train.

You think you should go into the ocean? I think it's me in the ocean. How fun is that? It sounds like a blast. Fucking cool as hell. Do you think along the ocean floor, or you mean like over the top of it? That could work. I think that could work.

You could see a dolphin swimming by. I like this. I like this Mitch's secretary of transportation character. Make it happen. We got SeaWorld for that I guess oh Sorry you are the guys who have it Cheerful a a doughboy show

The start of a doughboy show is like the end of a sea world show Everyone is soaking wet when they walk in It smell like fish. Why is how are you? I'm hanging in there. You know, I'm rocking and rolling. We've hit 100 days on the strike. That's right, that was yesterday.

Wow, dude. It's a weird thing because it's like, yeah, I appreciate the woos because they know where they come from. It's like, yeah, this is great for solidarity, but also like, what the fuck in the long area are they gonna make us do this? You know? I gotta say, your solidarity pose was pretty pathetic.

What'd you say? You did, it's great for solidarity, you did this. Well, that's what I mean. That's kind of like the feeling. It's like, you know, like, I guess it should be that aspect is a little bit more vigorous. Make it me nervous with everything you're doing. Every movie did, I was like, eww. But we're almost there, feels like we're getting there.

We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. Well, here's my question for you, Mitch, because I'm going to ask her guests about this, but I'm curious your relationship with this city. I know you love yourself a California burrito, which I know is like, honestly, that's the thing, when I think of you talking about San Diego,

I feel like it's the first thing you say. You love that California burrito, but I know she's got a friend who's from here. I have a friend from Encinitas. Right. One of the poofs is from Encinitas. One of the poofs. Now is a poof one or poof two?

It is poof one. Okay, poof one. Have I met Poov one? God, I hope not. You probably have. I think I met eight poov. Did you meet Joe Aronda? That's why I know Joe. And he was like, he was an idiot. So he has a name that's not at all related to Poov? Yeah, his name is Joe Aronda. And then it's neatest boy. He's got like John Poovson. He's just Joe Aronda, aka P Poove. That hell's the etymology of Poove. Oh. That was his, that's how I, I'm like met him.

This is Poove, I was like, how are you doing? And that was it. And he would always run home barefoot, which is maybe a San Diego thing, I have no idea. He just thinks so. I think a lot of people are like sandals or even like, you know, no shoes at all. But it was, it was Ithaca, New York, and he would running home barefoot. Oh, wow. Yeah, he's a weird man

I love him and he introduced me to the oh my god Well, Juanitas. Yes. Why why need is the best one of the best places in the world for if people are gonna yell out every time Mitch Stammers were gonna have a very long show so just that So just, that was a helpful, that was a helpful, that was helpful. Well, don't encourage that. They also, what's the drink that I can't even remember the name of the drink I do? No, not the Hortchata.

What is it called? Oh, the lineup. You know and said it, but you said Hamika, and I reminded me of the lineup. Got it. The lineup is what Poove introduced me to. But that's not, I don't think has any association with San Diego. It's like a San Diego.

I did it for the first time in Encinitas. Okay, well then maybe it does. I don't fucking know. I did it and then I was like, that was crazy and they're like, you were naked going across the crossing walk. And you know me. I would never get naked. Yes. But like, like, will fair, like they were like, you just like stripped down and you were walking across the walk, crosswalk naked. Really? After my first lineup.

Remind us, remind us what a lineup comprises of. And it's also great that it's the warm San Diego air. Yes. And I still had an inny I'm gonna get arrested for what it what was the line of remind us it was it's a shot of Yeager Yeah, no, it's already bad Oh, sorry, it's a pint of Guinness Okay, and then you chug the pint of Guinness, and then a shot of Yeager, and then another shot of Yeager in Red Bull, a Yeager bomb, and then a Bud Light, and I would chug it all under

20 seconds. What? What do you know I'm disgusting? That's a crazy admission. It's effectively five shots. Yeah, I mean, it's four drinks, basically. Four drinks, okay. let's do one tonight. I Know he'll do on the wigers will do on with me, but not you are not doing not doing a lineup

But you know Mitch, we have a great lineup of guests. That's true After you play a job So I'm not told the story that I got naked and ran around. I wasn't weird. I want everyone to know it wasn't weird. It wasn't weird. It wasn't weird. Anyway, stew my dye in between seasons on twisted metal.

You want me to get in canceled? Do you think boob is going to fucking roll on you? You're fine. All right, here we about getting canceled. Do you think boob is gonna fucking roll on you? You're fine. All right, here we go. Yeah, Amelia hit him with a drop, please This one's for grandpa Chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chugga chug I love the train they take the train. I'm a train enthusiast. I love the hop on board. Oh, cool. The Chuchu. Road the train to the DC Metro.

They take the bus. They take the train. I took the train over here. I just want to get around by train. I was the ones that they had to chew. Yeah, I like train. Chuga, chuga, chuga, chuga. Chuchu. Chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, chugga, choo, choo.

Truly strange, two people just walked in during the drop. That's insane. It's a complete reversal of what usually happens. That's a bad thing to walk in during that. It was a good drop. A good drop. You could just hear a needle drop in here My there's an added layer of humiliation to my parents being here, which is they brought their friends who are lovely people

But I'm sorry Like do you know they're in for and they're like yeah, they're great. They're gonna fun. It's like all right Anyway, listen this fucking audio soup audio soup, it makes total nonsense. Nick's turned out all right. That's your dad's friend. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Nick's the guy who's taking our tickets, right? Like, no, it's on stage.

Oh, oh, boy. That drop, wikes. Let me read it to you. Drop for tonight's show miss y'all I hope you have fun from Emma. Oh, that's nice. That's really nice. Wow If you ever get the chance you should take the Pacific surf line or train from LA to San Diego Fucking done There's nothing quite like it Chris Finke. Oh, our buddy Finke. How about you Finke? Mm-hmm

And Mitch you could have taken that advice, but I fucking drove down I raced the train Almost beat you guys to just an hour off There was a point where I was sending text to agar showing off the lacquer job I did yes I lacquered something on my porch if you did do a nice job of lacquering. It looks good. It looks nice and shiny. Looks sticky. We'll show it to my dad because I know my dad does like a good varnish.

He does like a good stain so he can evaluate your lacquering. You give me some. I'm going to get a sticky one way or another. That's my motto. Jesus Christ. Sorry. Your parents are here weird. But I was lacquering this thing up and then you were like,

you're like, are you going to get on the road? Yeah, you were sending picks to our group text with the, our buddies from blank check, the blank doe text. And you sent a great podcast and you were just sending pictures of your like this thing you'd stained that was out on your deck and you're sending it while we're already like we were like an hour away from San Diego on the train I was like when do you get to start driving I was driving already I had a show of my lacquer than I was bored on the right hand. Why, let's get our guests out here because-

You're all ready for our guests. We need them. Two of our favorites. Please welcome Neil Campbell and friend Gillespie. Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!

Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Wow. I know a girl named Wayser, she know the beat. Hello.

Oh, yeah. Thanks for joining me here. It feels good to be in a city. That was established on July 16, 1769. Yeah! And he incorporated on March 27, 1850. Yeah! I saw!

Lord. Ooh, that feels nice. That's... By the way, he asked for a paper and pen backstage, and I said, for what? And he said, don't worry about it. You'll find out later, memorizing the date. I guess I really found out.

It worked perfectly. Let's talk a little bit about San Diego, this city. So the two of you have been down here a lot. You spent a lot of time down here. Yes, one of our best friends is from Scripps Ranch. Yes, yes, his parents are here in the front row. Wow. Kyle Mooney, come on, name drop. Oh, there you go. But we've been here a lot, and we came here at the beginning of the summer.

And that was the last time we were here. We like the bars, and we like the food. We like the people. We like- We're like seeing a play at the Old Globe Theater. Oh! Oh! Well, I've got-

You just gifted Mr. Mooney like 50 sweaty handshakes. Post-show from you? Yeah. Leave him alone. I did Mr. Mooney like 50 sweaty handshakes. Post show. From you? Yeah. Leave him alone. Leave him alone. You're no Kyle. So the last time we were here, we went to a teaky bar.

And we, and Neil, I think, got over served. I don't know what happened. I think the bartender, Joe. No, it was, I had a couple drinks. But I was kind of like James Bond, smooth. Yes, yes. Yes. And we were at a teaky bar with some friends,

and there was a woman that looked like the red dress dancing emoji, this woman. Like... Oh my god. Yeah. I knew you'd get it. A vision in Crimson, my friend. Oh. I don't even open the emoji keyboard because of that lady. Wait, why is the table rising?

So. That's definitely not me. That way. So there was this woman, the emoji, and Neil was sort of fucked up, and she was alone at a table with a scorpion ball. So she was alone with the scorpion ball. Giant, giant drink for multiple people. And she sort of was like-

Was she with the guy that's like, has that face palm guy? Was he there? Oh, but she was alone. How about this guy? Hello. Home Alone guy. Hello. Someone with just a cowboy hat in a big smile. No, she was about to be with eggplant.

Because he was like, you know, they make eye contact or whatever. And then she was like, do you want some of my scorpion ball? And Neil was like, sure. Like fully like X's on the eyes. Absolutely gone. That's another emoji. Yes.

And so Neil went and was like, drinking from this woman's scorpion bowl, and then her like, clearly military boyfriend came back from the bathroom, looking like he was made out of stones. What's the guy that I'm fantastic for? Look who's made out of stones. What's the guy that I'm fantastic for look who made out of rocks? The thing he looked like the thing which he was like, do you know which seal team I'm on? Yes, it's higher than five. I'll tell you that lower than seven, baby

That's right. I'm Saber. I fired the kill shot. Okay the kill shot. Okay. And so this guy came back and Neal was slurping on his girl's scorpion bowl and Neal kind of was like, sorry, she invited me to. I know. I could test the ending of this story. I don't think I said one word to the guy. This turned back to our table. Yeah, turned back to our table. So we needless to say, we love SD and uh... And I once, we came down once, watched a Dodgers Pajra's game, and then I met Tommy Lasorda before he passed away. Uh...

I'm the lobby of a hotel and see how he goes. So, another name drop. What was that interaction like? Oh, and hey, Mr. Lasord fan. We were both waiting for the elevator. Wow. Like a circus ant. Did you say anything back to you? It kissed me.

That's a dream interaction. And an elevator door is closed. Is what's his name? The guy on Fantastic Four. They put out a casting notice that they want a fat white guy. Wait, what? The thing, or is his name right, Ben Graham? Ben Graham?

Ben Graham? Is that it? Is that the thing? I think they're recasting Fantastic Four right now. Yeah, it was Michael Chicklis in the first iteration. Chicklis is the first one. It might have been Jamie Bell when they did the remake. Yeah.

And then the, but yeah, so they're putting in a new casting notice. Well, I don't remember what human Ben Graham looks like. I think he was a stocky dude. Yeah, he's stocky. They said they specifically said bat white guy. Who, what do you mean they said bat white guy? Hollywood.

I don't get it. In a casting notice. In a casting, they said we we're looking for fat white guy for thing. This is the truth. When did you start? Now I get why we went to some braero. Yes, yes.

We're not abiding by the sex strike. You're trying to get this role. Look, I can't talk about it really. But there's only so many fat white guys in Hollywood. Yes. Thanks to O'Zimpic. There's only so many fat white guys in Hollywood. Yeah. Thanks to O's Zempick. Oh. There's only a few left. Freakin' O's Zempick.

Don't use O's Zempick. You know what's gonna happen. Well, what if you have a... Look at Fen. Well, okay, that's a different thing. But that's for weight loss and... It's dangerous stuff. Your mom sent a nice email to me saying,

don't use O's Zempick. Yeah. But I don't play by the rules, Mrs. Wagger. Oh, I know that that would probably motivate you to do it just so you know, see be a bad boy. Oh, she's right there. So on a prompted she was like don't use ozempic or have you been talking about using ozempic. There's talk I did talk about a little bit. Okay, okay some back in for it.

OK, all right. You'll be fucking cool if I was both as hell. Yeah, thanks so. No. Yes. No. I think the personality would change, and it would be quite unlikeable.

Think about these traits on a spelt guy. It would be really aggro, and I think very dangerous. I'm not joking, I think like you can get away with so much. You watch your mouth! What the hell? Get her! I'm not joking, if you were like a muscle man talking in women the way you do, it would not be.

That's my problem, I meant that right now, and it did a couple of cross-acquabal crosses funny. Because it's sweet, people are laughing. He's always right, it's it did a couple of crosses. A cable crosses funny. Because it's weird. People are laughing. He's always right. It's threaten people. I don't want. They're chuckling.

And also, I don't know. I can't. You would need to lose the beard too. And then all of a sudden, it would be like, check out Mike Mitchell. You'll never believe what Mike Mitchell looks like now. Right. He'd be so great. I can go watch them.

You guys are in a movie together where you don't have a beard. That is true. We are both in funny people. The movie funny people. No, it's not called funny people. That's a Judd Apatown. That's the CNN. Wow. Other people.

I'm not Aubrey and you're not Sandler. We're in a movie called Other People. It's gotta be nice. I knew it was people based. I knew it was in the peopleverse. We're in People Vs Larry Floyd. It's gotta be nice to forget the name of a movie you were in. You have a replacement with a more popular movie that one person has heard of instead of zero people

And I had a shave my beard for that. I've said this before and we time that I was like yeah Whatever I have a small part in the movie and then I was the thumbnail for no reason at all thumbnail on what on Netflix? I looked like a bullfrog. It's fucking sucks More like a fist nail. We so So here's the thing about you getting buff is that you would like your head would either stay the same size and that would be unnerving or you would get like an angular like jacked guy face and that's weird to think about on your body too. That's cool as hell. This all sounds good.

No, that's why I'm saying you would have to lose the beard because the body would be so so thin that he would need to get rid of like girth on the sides. Right, but you're telling me to shave my head basically. Yes. I'm saying to match the body you'd have to get rid of some of the head And the only way you can do that is hair. People are only saying, yeah, stop it. I know. And I also hear people just under their breath going, yeah. I think you could be one of those jack guys with a big beard that's like the Seal Team Six guys.

Yeah, sure, yeah. Like a Navy Seal tie. Yeah, yeah. First day I'm jack, I'm wrestling your ass. You going after me? Yeah, I'm going to fucking wrestle you. Good fucking luck. If you get jacked, I'm going to fucking wrestle you. Good fucking luck. If you get jacked, I want to get really huge titties.

That could be really fun. I want to do it like four or five years before I die so that my back doesn't go out. But I want to be on that deathbed with sort of double E. I don't even know if that's big, to be honest. Double-E's? I think they're big. Yeah, they're pretty big.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's talk a little bit about Mexican food. Because we're reviewing a Mexican chain today. My favorite kind of food. Like, I just, I love Mexican food so much. And a group of so-cal, I have a lot of opinions on it. I've had a lot of it.

I've had a lot of good stuff, but I'm curious about y'all Mitch we've talked to at length, but but Neil Fran Where does yes your LA Mexican food can't touch what they got here in San That's right It's dog food. It's nothing It's dark food, it's nothing. So I'll give my, I'll like, answer this truthfully first, which is like, all right. But then it's better for the pod for me to be like,

fuck you, spoon man. L.A. rocks. Yeah, boo. Shut up, San Diego. What are you gonna do? Send us up another of your shitty sports teams. Send us the Padres, too, who gives a shit? Take the chargers back. Take the Clippers back

and keep them with your subpar Mexican food. Fuck you. Your parents are booing you. I'm dead. To be fair, they were booing you when you came out on stage. Yeah, the first time. Yeah, and now to help the pod. Oh, whip out on stage. Yeah, the first time. Yeah, and now to help the pod.

I'll whip out my dick. Looking for an excuse. Once people to see. I want to help. I will say I was surprised at the, at how different Mexican food is in SD than LA. Yeah, sure. Having been here several times, I feel like the, the LA Mexican food is a little more straightforward, a little more dare I say, boring, not as many choices in LA Mexican food. Like, you know, a burrito, a fajito, what you're going to do.

But then we went to some brairos today. I had some menu items that I don't think I would ever even see on an L.A. menu. So I love Mexican food, and I was pumped to do some brairos. May I say something wise? Please. Won't be. The difference is in the tortilla you see. Oh.

The tortilla down here is very different. You're very owl-like. So far, biggest word, he's used as different. And he said it twice. Yes, yes, very different the tortilla is. Oh, wow. There's something about the tortillas, why is they're soft?

Well, it depends on what, you know, again, you can get great tortillas in LA. And I think also, like, I think a big divining line for me is LA is more of a taco town in San Diego. I think you can do better in terms of burritos. I certainly will prefer, this is not pandering. I certainly prefer what they do with burritos down here in San Diego versus what they do in San Francisco where they're proud of their burritos.

But I feel like there's a better version down here. They're still getting booze for San Francisco. Wait, what's this San Francisco burrito? It's like the mission style burrito, kind of the progender of like the Chipotle is an approximation of it, like the overstaffed, like here's a meal in a burrito. Mm. Yeah.

I think you can better the more south you can. I think San Francisco third place LA Second San Diego's number one. I mean, that's in Sierra Leone. I'm not trying to win people over. And then by the time you get to Antarctica, I think this is a frozen. Well, I would argue if you go south of San Diego

to Mexico, the Mexican's really good. No, stop to San Diego. No. USA. This is Steel Team San Diego. It's just called food there. It's called food there. When you chant USA now, it seems like you're a terrorist.

You gotta be careful. It's not like I've used to be. It was so nice. I know. Do you guys ever see those America stores in airports? Yeah, I love that. Those are crazy. Anyone shopping in an America store is like, what are you buying?

Wait, what are you talking about? Like a JFK or even an LAX will have a store that is just like America and USA gear. Wow. Yes. So if you land in an international airport, you can be like, and on my way out, I'll pick up a flag. Like T-shirts. T-shirts is like America.

Stripes. Yes. Wow. Yeah. When I get on a plane, I get a bottle of water, a maximum magazine, and an American flag. That's my little trio. I set it up on my tray.

It looks very nice. I do want to talk about some braero, but I feel like since we have two very funny people here, and two people I would consider to be to have expert taste in comedy, and Mitch, I want to get your opinion as well, which is... I think this pertains to San Diego and again, I'm not pandering here, we'll see how people react. I think the big question about comedy in the 21st century is, who is funnier, Ron Burgundy

or Austin Powers? Oh my God. Wow, someone at San Diego is young, though. I was actually texting with Paul Russ today about the guy we used to see doing open mics or maybe just sort of like putting up sketches around and he had a parody of Austin Powers called Dustin Powers. I remember Dustin Powers.

But Austin Powers was a parody. It was like a shabby and stuff, right? And it was just kind of like- Wait, what was it? It was just Austin Powers. That's not a parody. Yeah, it's like how can you parody like a character? And you just gotta do it, eh?

That's pretty good. Maybe you're more bad-worthy. So I think Dustin Powers isusted powers has gotten the funny. I actually was thinking about Austin Powers today. Yeah. Nobody's jamming you. You can look. I'm afraid to show you these notes, but look, you can see this here. Troye Werner. No, no, don't read that one. Troy Verner is like the opposite of Vern Troier. And he's, and this is the actor I would want to play,

Big E Me. Instead of mini me, like, me big E Me and that's a big version of Dr. Evil. Maybe that's good. A big doctor. That is good. That should be in four. Big E means, that's the tall doctor, really tall doctor evil. I have a problem with doctor evil because they're making fun of my former boss.

Wow. That's Mr. Michael's last. That's right. Sorry sir. It's an impression of Lord Michael's and his story could us and help. Does he sound like that? Can you not or you cannot comment?

Not during, I can't during the strike. I know some. Yeah, of course he sounds like that. Like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Always agreeing, that's my impression of him. It's always agreeing like, oh yeah, I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's always agreeing.

That's funny. Yeah. I'll just say, I mean this is this is like a day I think I think doctor evil is probably funnier than both but in terms of the main character because you know Then we're talking we're in like brick territory, right? Then we're in that's that's like a different that's like an answer Gordon love it exactly yes But in terms of like the lead, you know because that's like in terms of the lead Austin power I mean Austin powers has three good movies is the thing and and anchor man two, you know

Yeah, bummer anchor man one. I love is very funny. Anchorman one's like a top five comedy of all time Yeah, Austin powers is I have fun feelings, but doesn't complete up as it for me Austin powers is top three wow and I've been really on the list. I appreciate what Austin Powers did for this country. Stop foiling Dr. Evel's plan. Right. I'm a very appreciative of that. But as a comedy movie, I'm an anchor man.

Austin's a little too horny, I think. Oh. You don't like that. Run, run. I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man.

I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man. I'm an anchor man. I'm an of that. But as a comedy movie, I'm Anchorman. Austin's a little too horny, I think. Oh. You don't like that. Ron Burgundy's horny too. Yeah, he's a little horny. He is.

Cartoonishly horny. Yeah. They both got a ton of down. They both learn lessons about sexism. That's true. Oh, you know what I noticed about Austin Powers? Many men that I've spoken to about Austin Powers, a big scene that stands out to them

is when Austin Powers won't have sex with the woman when she's been drinking. Right, yeah. And many men have expressed to me that that was like a formative scene in their life. Niels nodding because Niels one of them. But no, no, I'm talking like maybe 10 men have said like, when I saw Austin Powers, I knew it was not okay

to be with a woman after she'd been drinking. And like, For most of us, it was seeing it in our pre-shagging days. Yes, of course. But I think that like, take out the comedy to have that message be portrayed to a group of young men, like, and planted in there subconscious, I think give it up for AP.

Wow. Wow. You failed the morality test, Mr. Burgundy, to the bottom of the, I choose Austin Powers now too. I always fast forward to that scene, but I like it. Let's not do it. They're not going to do it. The cryo chamber was on mine. Yeah, you could buy the cryo chamber.

You could buy the cryo chamber. I think let's talk here while we're in this area. Let's talk about this. What is the better San Diego franchise? Anchorman or top gun? Wow Again, I kind of think it's top gun because Mabook is so good. Yeah, I'd as like a Consistency across the franchise. He got to go top gun. But still anchor man

I would watch above either top gun. Yeah, we went to the top gun bar a few years back and that was very fun. It's a real bar and we went there and I love every top gun movie. I love Tom Cruise. I love trying to hit on soldiers, girlfriends. I love Tom Cruise. I love his religion. And I think that that is more San Diego movie than I don't know though, Robert Burgundy's good. Is this on your iPad, by the way, these questions?

Yeah, all these notes are pre-written. This is a quote of what Ted Coppel would have on nightline when he's grilling someone, a reference that everyone still connects with. Was I a young boy watching Nightline instead of Johnny Carson? Sure. Let's talk a little bit about, because here's the thing I will say. Anchorman, I feel like he uses San Diego as a joke. It's kind of like, here's like this is like kind of like the, you know,

this part of the punch line is they live in this like, basically essential, what they treat as like a tropical paradise. And a top gun actually is like, you know what? This is a military town, which I think a lot of people forget about, is that like, that's a big part of this of San Diego's identity. So I don't know. I think I think it I say top gun. I agree with what you're saying, that I think in Ankerman,

that I think that it's like San Diego is sort of like a joke to say it, which I don't think that... I think it's a loving homage. Okay. I don't think it was shot in fucking San Diego. Is that true? I don't know. I'm guessing right now. No, I think it's a loving homage. Okay. I don't think it was shot in fucking San Diego. Is that true? I don't know. I'm guessing right now.

No, I think it was. In Top Gun, he is clearly they have at least some exterior shots in San Diego. I'm Top Gun all the way. Yeah, I think Top Gun. That settles the debate. Have you guys ever flown a plane? Um, I flown on one. Have you flown a plane? No. I just thought maybe one of you

guys had. That'd be crazy. Don't let many ideas into his head. I've been taking flying lessons. I feel like flying lessons isn't something I would put past any three of you. I don't know if I could technically fit in a cockpit honestly. Well, that don't be that sad, it's true. Wait, now that I think about it, I don't know that I've ever seen a big pilot. Yeah, they're kind of tiny. Yeah, they're like jockeys. Yeah. They're sort of like fitting into the pilot's seat.

After my ozempic though, I think I might slip right in there. Oh! They have to have 2020 vision too. That's the other thing. You can't have corrective lenses. No problem for me. Is that true? Do you have perfect vision? Yep.

I'm reading that menu on the back of the wall right there right now. What is it say? Uh, drinks. It does, it does. I'm like, I'm like, Paul Deino in Little Miss Sunshine. I'm freaking out, I can't join this. Is that a sand-deen movie? No.

No, I don't think so. Boo. Oh fuck, he's dream to get an audience to boom me. Let's talk some braille, because that's why we're here. One of Wags' favorite movies. Little Miss Sunshine. One of Wags favorite movies. Little Miss Sunshine. One of my favorite movies? Yeah.

You fast forward, but you like it quite a bit. Here's how you fast forward to the child page. Yes. Jesus Christ. I know. Your parents are there. I shouldn't have done it. Even if they weren't here.

Yeah, that's a good point. What do you mean making? Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, that's a good point. Le Estacustando mi podcast. No, I hear you reply. Well, thanks to Babel, I know what that means. Do you? Recently, I've been learning to speak Spanish with Babel and you can too. Because with Babel, you can start speaking a new language in just three weeks.

I don't know what it means, but my guess is with the response of no. Do you like my podcast? See, um-hmm. Science says our ability to learn new languages peaks when we're children, but since you can't go back to being six years old, Mitch, I can't go back to being six, can I? I wish we could. Oh, I would love to be little. A big lolly. Well, we've got the next best thing to a big lolly. Babble, because with've got the next best thing to a big lolly, Babble, because with Babble, you can start speaking a new language in just three weeks.

Why Babble? Because it works. That's right, Wig. Instead of paying hundreds of dollars for a private tutor or fooling yourself with language apps, there are a little more than games. Babble's quick 10-minute lessons are designed by over 150 language experts to help you start speaking

a new language now. In as little as three weeks, wow, Babel is designed by real people for real conversations. All of Babel's tips and tools for learning new language are approachable, accessible, rooted in real life situations, and delivered with conversation, based teaching. You know, Mitch Abbin used in Babel. Wow. And hey, it's just, it's so easy, because there's all sorts of situations living in Southern California where a little bit of a knowledge of the Spanish language will come in handy.

100% Ordering food, asking for directions, just talking to people, talking to merchants. And hey, you don't have to consult language apps if you're traveling. Wow. Wags plus Babel's speech recognition technology helps you to improve your pronunciation and accent, something I know that you care about. Hmm, studies from Yale, Michigan State University, and others continue to prove Babel is better.

For instance, one study found that using Babel for 50 hours is equivalent to a full semester at college. Wow. With over 10 million subscription sold, Babel is real language learning for real conversations. Well wise, here's a special limited time deal for our listeners to get you started right now. Get 55% off your Babel subscription, but only for our listeners at Babel.com slash Doeboys. Get 55% off at Babel.com slash Doeboys, spelled B-A-B-B-E-L dot com slash doeboys rules and restrictions may apply.

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You know Mitch I think we both had those times when we weren't sure where our lives were going. What to do? Who to talk to? How to get through it? True. But you know what? Sometimes in life we're faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear. This way, that way? Oh, wait, the path is right in front of me, but I needed someone's help to show me the way. That's right, Wags.

Whether you're dealing with decisions around career, relationships, or anything else, therapy helps you stay connected to what you really want while you navigate life. So you can move forward with confidence and excitement. Trusting yourself to make decisions that align with your values is like anything. The more you practice it, the easier it gets. You know Mitch, I think we both benefited from therapy. Of course, I'm a better person while I'm in therapy wags.

So am I, I like to think so. I think you are. Oh, God bless you. When whether or not you've been in therapy yourselves, you are aware, high hope, of the broader benefits that it's helpful for learning positive coping skills and powers you to be the best version of yourself and it's not just for people who've experienced major trauma.

So if you're thinking of starting therapy, give better help a try. It's entirely online designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. Just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist and switch therapists at any time for no additional charge. Find more balance with BetterHelp.

Visit BetterHelp.com slash-dowboys today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp-HELP.com slash-dowboys. Where's Nate? You're his your brother Nate Nate, is he here tonight? Okay, so Nate, my alpha brother Nate Weiger, text me like, sorry bro can't make it, seeing Smash and Fumpkins. He's the coolest guy in the world. He's seen Smash and Fumpkins, he has an alpha older brother who is cool as hell.

Whoa, yum. Yeah. What's the relationship like? Did he bully you? No, we're friends. We're good friends. I mean, that part of the thing is he's like five years older than me, so it's a little bit of a weird gap.

If he bullied me, it'd be like he's so much bigger than me that there is. So it was more mentory I guess. But it's also a little bit... I've met him, he would make easy work of Lagerie. It's right. Yeah, he would have done nothing to him. He would have not drank a sweat.

No. It was crazy. Well how's he gonna feel when we fucking cover tonight, tonight, on the show, and rip it? What would that be? Two bites, two bites? What would it be? That's good. Oh boy, well it's not happening, so don't...

Taco night, Taco night. Oh, that's good. Let's talk some braero. Some braero is built as San Diego style Mexican food. This is a third generation family-owned concept founded by Javier Corea Sr. in 1984, first location in the South Park neighborhood, and... Hello there children, I shouldn't do chef first. Of all the voices to pick. Had so many options.

I felt it as it was coming out my mouth. I didn't feel quite right. There's gonna be a documentary about this. There was about, from my count on the, in terms of open locations, there's around 16 or so. So you know, it's a pretty, there's a lot of them. I'm gonna have had this before, like back in the day. And I think a big reason this is, this is known nationally is the Blink 182 line from Josie.

Yes. I don't know it. You don't know this? You've heard this on. Yeah, my girlfriend takes me home when I'm too drunk to drive. What impression? And she doesn't get all jealous when I hang out with the guys. She laughs at my dumb jokes when no one does.

She brings me Mexican food from Sobreros just because Wow, yeah, just because That's the first time I heard that line ever I swear you know you must know this song though the my girlfriend's song I'm not a big blink guy and I never liked blink Oh Blink is me! Oh, you're turning on me now! Yes, Blink is obsessed. Your burrito sucks, you know. Blink is having a huge comeback. You prefer rock, really.

You're stunning. They're in the news too, because it doesn't believe in UFOs, and there's a lot of UFO news lately. The lead singer believes in UFOs. Well, I guess, yeah, you can bet everyone believes in UFOs. But I think last week there was like a lot of news stories that they're real. Yeah, there was something like testified and was just like, yeah, they're real. And you know, with no one cares, we don't care.

No one cares and there's no one. There's aliens, no one, you just, you come into a dope voice. I'm not a star testifying. I was like, yep, that's unidentified. What can I say? I haven't identified it. That's crazy. I wonder if they'll ever find any of these aliens. It's like, yep, that's unidentified. What can I say? Have an identified. That's crazy. I wonder if they'll ever find any of these aliens.

Here's some of them are disguised as people, leapcorp, leapcorp. Anyway, so. Oh, no. We've linked from side to side. So there are, like, I didn't have a strong memory of this chain. I just knew it was kind of like down the middle Mexican. And I think part of the reason we covered it

is just because like, again, it's just, I think this is a place that people from outside of San Diego are aware of because of the song. Blink, I like. I mean, I was, I think I probably had a phase where I got too good for Blink. I felt like it's kind of like, yeah, whatever. But then I came back to it, I was like,

wait, no, these songs are great. I like pop punk. So, yeah. I feel like I'm the age where that's stuff dude ranch, right? Yes, and that was the album that I first was like oh I Like blink when I see with them and then I kind of think the album that broke them bigger I would kind of I was all under radio head at that point And so that when I was called is it take off my pants and jacket is that the one?

Am I an Emma of the state? Is that a blink? Yeah. But dude, ranch is earlier, right? Okay, got it. Yeah. You guys are doing that, and I was under the table and dreaming. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, like, I remember blink 182 from when they were blink,

because I had a friend who was like, I was born to Scott Punk, he was more into like punk, but there's a lot of cross-pollination. He's like, check out this band Blink, and then he informed me at a certain time. It's like they added a 182 for some, probably for legal reasons. Not the badwill. That's what it was. I bet. Was that a lot on the lowlyda? It was on the lowlyda express, yeah. Lucky bastard. I was on a science mission. I was getting a footita Express, yeah. Lucky bastard. He's one of those guys. I was on a science mission.

I was getting a foot massage for scientific purposes. So one of those guys. We turned on him when he didn't, when he was, he was snooty about the McDonald's fries. You remember the, he was standing about the McDonald's fries. He was like shitty when Norm McDonald died. He wrote like a call.

Okay, this guy here, it's McDonald's. Yeah. Yeah. It's a great point. No, McDonald's fries, come on now. Oh, there you go. Are you just? Okay.

Well, I like Blink 1-82 and I, it's one of those bands where I bet if you play any Blink 1-82 song, we'll all know the words. Yeah. I mean, but toss on a little dance marching. I'll sing it out for you all We went to the Fern Street location. I don't know that okay, so maybe that's a good one really? Oh Hello there children We ran into our buddy Josh who was eating there. He was very, very nice to us.

Josh, if you're here tonight, it was good to see you. And some braero is one of those places like Dianjolo Mitch, where people say Dianjolos and people, I think, just say some braero's, but it is singular. It is just some braero, officially. So I mean, we just kind of all got our own thing and then did some sharing. We did. I got there before you guys and I had to go to the bathroom. That's right.

And they had a cool token. You put the token in the door and it opens the bathroom. I thought that was cool. And you also put a token in the toilet and then you get to flush it. I put a little brown token in the toilet. And she said, tink. Tink.

It was so hard. A token system seems it was hard, but why is a token system, it seems strange to have a token system. I remember this from bathrooms of yours. I feel like it's kind of like not a common thing anymore, but it used to be back in the day. That was in lieu of a restroom key that you have a little token. Is it so did you need to pay for the token? No, you don't have to pay for the token.

You just ask for it. But it is the same principle as a coin operator one in fact I remember some bathrooms back to the day where I just would like I just like I don't want to ask for a token I'll just use a quarter get in here and it would work. Mm-hmm. It was too small. It was a specific little tiny token Okay, there you go. I Destroyed that thing and then you guys showed up You know, I don't love a bathroom key because you're like just holding onto something that someone held after they took a shit.

Yeah, that's a good point. You just pass it back to fourth. It's just, and I don't know, I also don't like the showiness of like a bathroom key that's attached to like a big old ladle. It's like I'm not stealing your bathroom key. That's perfect for the toilet. You can wait on it. Jesus Christ.

Try it, let's do. You're the rare person who destroyed the toilet at some barrel before you ate upon arrival. The lady was, I was like, can I get a token? And I was like, and I did this thing where I was like, I have four friends coming in a moment. Can I get a token? And she was like, someone's in there.

And I was like, she thinks I am not going to eat here. She thinks that I have to go to the bathroom. But she eventually did give me a token. Was someone in there? And someone was in there. Yeah. So she was telling the truth. Was it Chef?

I got a veggie. I heard someone sing about salty chocolate balls in the bathroom, I'm not sure who it was. I got a veggie burrito, which I like as a baseline. I will say though, I saw the chili reino burrito too late. I love a chili reino burrito, not every place does them. And we already put our order in there. It was like, ah, fuck, I wish I'd gotten one of those. And I told myself if my fork score was undecided,

I would get a chili reino burrito to sort of like, clinch it in, but I think I feel pretty confident about it. You didn't get that chili reino burrito. I didn't get that because I felt pretty confident after we had this array of different options of where I was going to land here. Crunchy chicken taco, a fish soft taco, and I got a cheese case to

deal for the table. Let's talk about what everyone ordered. Nealard is start with you. I got, and knowing this was on the dobo is dying. I ordered more than I would eat. Sure. So I could sample each. We were limited. They could have were furious. You asked for truffles. Yeah, I said it. You got the key untie. So I got the Baja style fish taco, which I think might just be the fish taco, but I saw a poster.

And it said Baja style fish taco, so I said that. And then the shrimp burrito. And that's it. Oh, and then I tried each of the sauces and then I had a lot of someone else's order, so I'll get to that. Your pescatarian. Yes. Mexican food is one of those foods.

Like if you're pescatarian, if you're vegetarian, there's like an array of great options. Yeah, that actually is a thing. LA has a lot of good options for us. A lot of good. And San Diego too, I'm sure. I just don't know. Mexican, like seafood Mexican.

100%. Yeah, Coney seafood up there. Fantastic. Fran, how about you? I got a cow. Oh, that's nothing the city's known for. Coney. Wait, Coney is from... No, the guy who was jacking off at San Diego. He was jacking off down here. He was in a monocon. No, Coney is from... No, no, the guy who was jacking off at Sandiego.

He was jacking off down here. He was in a monocon. No, wait, what? You're clapping for Coney 2012? No, that was Sandiego. He was here. Coney 2012, was that what it was? Wasn't that here?

Yes! Wow. What was that? Come on, let's all go. Look at his cum droplets. Oh! What? My parents aren't here. Okay.

Well, one's looking down from heaven, but... Yes. I see. They're watching from above. Amazing segue. He'll smile the past away. Now, let me talk what I ate some brarrows. I got a California style burrito. And I asked, I'm also a pescatarian, but I said I wouldn't eat meat today.

But I got California style and then I asked for it to be vegetarian, which was fine. And then I got, and then I shared a wet burrito with you. What did it, I just got it wet accidentally. I held onto it for too long. No, that was the special burrito, right? It was wet on time. It is wet on time. It was called the special burrito. And then I got nachos for the table, and then I got a Hamika that I had never had before. My God, it was good.

I've never even heard what if said Hickama, what if said I think they misspelled it. What the hell? I was talking about people online made fun of me because we were talking about Hamika. We were talking about Hamika, which is a real thing that exists. Yes.

And people thought that like, and people were like, Mitch is a dummy. He meant Hickama. And it's no, I made Hamika, it's a drink. Now you're the guy who's dumber than Mitch, dipshit. Yeah, you fucking dumb asshole, you're dumber than me. Was that like a drug report headliner?

Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha made a few trades. But yeah, the Hamika is very good. No one got the Hortzada, which we may be saying. It's too hot. Wait, no way. It is. Hortzada is cold. It's refreshing. I don't get that.

Did it serve you mean the drink or the temperature? Hortzada. Love and Hortzada. I've had it, so I didn't need to get it But the Hamika never had loved I was very favorite first little sip of the meal for me and I let look I appreciate any time a place has like a few options like that in addition to an actual to a traditional fountain Pepsi products Besides that's a product yeah, right excited about that and I also that. And I also, I could have used an orange bang. I would give you an orange bang.

Love an orange bang. Orange bang. Orange bang. Orange bang. That's fun. Yeah, to get an at-wall-need is on the way back up. Swing and bow on-need is on the way home. By the way, sweet good.

Join you, but we're taking the Lulitex breast tray. LAUGHTER Are you taking it off from the top gun airfield. I think just the Pacific servicers now. Oh, so it's a really beautiful leader express? Yeah. I had something I never had before either. A Callie Taco Wigs.

I have not seen that in many years. I've never had a Callie California Breed up in Taco form. And I thought that was really tasty. Did it have french fries in it? I certainly did. Yum, so it was just a smaller burrito. It's kind of like a small little, yeah, a little taco version.

Oh, that sounds good. I don't know why I never thought about this before. I don't know why I never imagined that this could exist. Because potato tacos, like I think I've had a bunch, but like, yeah, you can put fries in a taco, why the fuck not? Maybe just making four fries is what makes it to no-what, every like a dessert or one taco like that.

Right, right, right. So, where else makes the fries fresh? The fries are pretty good. The people are pretty good. No, no place is making fries fresh. You're saying chopping them up and... No, I'm saying they're always in the friar. I'm not saying anything controversial. I don't know. They're not

chopping up. I've only worked at a pizza hut. I don't know what's going on and you gave pizza one fork on your last very controversial rating. I got something to tie into that. I got something to tie in and do that. Not far, I do. I, the special burrito which we got with chicken, it was, what is it? Just pulled. It's like Bach Bach and his feathers. Oh yeah. Lays eggs, I forgot. We shredded chicken is what it was. Right.

I thought that special burrito was close to my bite of the night. I really liked it, quite a bit. What's the wet thing that's on top of a burrito like that? I don't know. It's like an enchilada sauce and some cheese, basically. Pretty much. Okay. I'm not used to the wetness of a...

In general. Ha-ha-ha-ha. No, no, I have this problem with everyone. Oh no, I'm always dry. Meow. I've never thought of Irma in that way ever. I love Irma-Cast. No, I get Irma nice and wet. For the love of God, there's parents in the crowd. I am not used to wet burritos.

Sure. I shouldn't have said it in the way I did. I don't, and so what is that sauce on top of it? It's like a red sauce, I guess, right? And cheese. Red carol. Red carol. Oh, carol. Come and fuck it. Very good. What is that sauce on top of it? It's like a red sauce, I guess, right? And cheese Red cherro, come and fuck it. Very good. Huh, maybe it's a redness, huh? I'm a fucking idiot. I wonder I can't get her my wet fucking I know I can a wally

They're brother and sister brother and sister. I've seen some videos. That doesn't stop some people. I'm Jesus. I'm no stranger to the wet burrito. I've had a bunch of them in my life. I think they're really good. Yeah. A lot of fun. Sometimes you get with a bare-day sauce. It just depends.

But this was a really good execution of it, especially for a chain. I was like, it was a quality wet burrito. It was fantastic. I also for my main, even though I've pensioned to one burrito and a taco already, I got a fish burrito, and I split that with Amelia who got a California burrito.

That's right. So I did half fish burrito, half cali burrito. Half special burrito. Half special burrito, cali burrito half special burrito half special burrito one taco some nachos a piece of quesadilla oh my god chips I'm not counting the calories today no it's our cheat day a little ozemping at the end yep you know so just you had just cleared out a bunch of space. Yeah, it's true. You got to fill back in or your car will be off balance. You didn't want us to drive over.

Why was that? Do I drive like Donkey Kong? No, it was just going to be easier to meet you. We wanted to have a nice time on the surf liner, and you got a text last night that said, I'm driving. We wanted to be together. I don't get that. I had to lacquer the thing on my deck.

So you just wanted to leave later? Yes, just lightly later. Wait, don't worry. That's hard as hell. I think I know what's going on just knowing Mitch, which is that he wants to stop it when he does on the way back. And if he took the train, he would not

be able to do that easily. That's fine, that's fine. Because Mitch has his things he wants to do once he knows a place. The guy knows me pretty well. Stopping Wani does do a lineup. Yeah, myself and California, we're going to hit the room. Let's get some lineup up here. I'll tell you, that lineup puts you in a great mood for driving up the five freeway.

I would definitely do a lineup. Maybe we'll do one tonight. I will not do a lineup. You had the fish burrito. I see me out don't buy my lineup. I hate you. You will hate you. You got the fish burrito. I got a fish taco. Yeah, I thought the fish taco was hidden. I thought that was a

really good execution of it. I like great Christmas, great batter on the piece of fish. Yeah. I enjoyed it too it too. That's also what I, and it was the first thing I ate and I was, I had really kind of starved myself all day to fill up, have let the room for all the food. So I was really hungry and I bid into the fish dog. I was like, that's pretty good. The fish had a nice, it did have a nice Christmas to it. I thought it was decent. The wasn't, the burrito wasn't soggy, but why, the California burrito was my bite of the night still.

Oh, it was so fucking good. It was good. I looked at it, I said, that's a pretty huge burrito in the 98, almost every bite of it. Yeah, I was biting into that shrimp burrito and I was, I was like, I guess this is okay. And then I tried one bite of the veggie California burrito, and I was like, oh, this shrimp burrito,

or this shrimp burrito was making me feel sick. It's kind of, yeah, it's not as, it was just like dinky little shrimps, and like, with whatever sauce and rice, and that's about it. Yeah, and it's, yeah. I've talked to a few people, I've just asked like, Sandie with whatever sauce and rice and that's about it. Yeah, and it's, yeah. Well, I've talked to a few people, I've just asked like, Sandi Agans around here, you know, I just like, well,

I just asked around to people they're painting on some braero and I've gotten a few, I've never had it. It's a man on the street, this is like, when oh, you're going up to, It's too tough to lever, you know, talk to the people here, whatever. It's terrifying. But I have soda.

I've gotten some, you know, it's, like, I've never had it, or I've gotten some like, there's like, better Mexican food here. Which like, there's definitely better Mexican food than San Diego. And there's definitely better Mexican food in LA. That was a barrel, but I mean, like, but some barrel is like a chain version of something

that's also like a more classic approach to like Mexican American food. So it's a little bit, it's trying a little bit different. Our friend we met today, the, the, the, the Navy man. That's right. What's his name again? Josh. He said he we met today, the Navy man. That's right. What's his name again? Josh.

He said he had never had it before, right? That's right. That was another of the people who'd never had it. And then the two guys, and I forget their name too, you guys are here somewhere. Hi. The two guys? The two dudes we met before we came in here, we were like,

my mom and dad. I know you're a mom and dad very well. And George and Kerry, there you go. Like the election, I voted for Nick's dad. You're right. The two guys you met outside, you're here I think, unless you left already, which is possible. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, what's up dudes? Yeah, Ryan, I thought Ryan was one of you. Except dudes. And Chris, is that right? Chris and Ryan. Yeah. I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here. I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here.

I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here. I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here. I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here. I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here. I'm not sure if you guys are going to be here. I think unless you left already which is possible. Oh, yeah, what's up dudes? Yeah, Ryan, I thought Ryan was one of you. Except dudes. And Chris. Is that right? Chris and Ryan. And I was like, have you guys had some braero and they're like, no. And I was like, cool, did you go before the show?

And they're like, no. They just didn't go at all. I think we're on, who's, like, who, like, who here has been to some braero more than once by applause? By applause. Who here has never still been to some braero more than once by applause? By applause. Who here has never still been to some braero? More people? Well, you know, I'm surprised. I mean, this is what I was going to say with it.

Where's the pizza? Not to relitigate that. But I, I, I, I, I've really got mad at me that I was like, well, every town has a pizza parlor that probably is better than pizza Hut. Sure. And I get there are chains, I went to college in Iowa. There's not a lot of Mexican food there. And so you're probably like, oh, well, Taco Bell

is my exposure to it in Iowa. But this is a purely so-cow chain. So it's pretty much a chain. It's kind of always the ordinary. Against, you have the option nearby to get cheap. It's not like this or there's a lot of options. But I think there's an element and correct me

if I'm wrong, the crowd I'm sure will react. But I think some braille was also open late. I think that's part of the appeal is it kind of is, yeah, you go to the, A bunch of people just want like this. They don't know. I don't know, I don't fucking know this place. They shrugged. You guys, you guys reveal food, what is this? I'm curious how late it is open because that's always something for me.

I always, I'll do this a little bit. So it's low-cars, it depends on what it is considered late town to town. But I'm looking... At bedtime and each city is different. Sure. Sure. Yeah. You were saying some brairos has opened 24 hours? He was saying his bedtime is 24 hours.

Oh, I must sleep. Well, I'm not encouraged the freaks. 2 AM. I like the freaks. After, if it's open until 2 AM, that would be another bonus point for some boroughs in my opinion. I never heard of some brero, but I had heard of Roberto's from Pooves. Yes. And it seems like people like Roberto's way more, maybe.

And that's where I wanted a fucking go. No, you did it. Yeah, I did. I dare you. No, listen to me. Once again, my friend Pooves said that I was like, where's this bot together? Poove. Poove, again, to talk about Poove earlier.

He said this, I was like, where should I go to get a burrito late night? And he said the taco stand is what he said. Taco stand is another one. That was his own, I don't know if that's good credentials for Poove. More recent place that people are really fond of. Yeah, that's another option. We're doing some braille. It's fine. We already ate at the place we're talking about.

I'm going to eat some. I'm going to have one more California brillo tonight, please. Yeah, that's true. That's true. Come on. Here's what going back to some braille. Here's what I would say. The thing I think it does, the thing I think it does well, is textures.

I think they have good fryer work and you know, you're California burrito, the fish tacos, the crunchy chicken taco, which I got, I didn't necessarily love the flavor of the protein in those under-season, but I thought the fry, and you had a bite of this, Mitch, the crispness of that crunchy shell was well done. And it was glue like, this wasn't like something that they got out of box, they fried this, you know,

they fried this in house. Yeah. I found the texture of the shredded chicken left something to be desired and this is also by the way I haven't had meat in like two years. Oh, wow. Yeah, I said I do for the pod. We're sorry Buck-buck So I had bites of chicken and I Didn't think it was that great and I was, yeah, I feel fine about not eating meat. But I love that wetness on top. That wetness on top.

It was nice to experience for me. I thought the case of the deal was hidden, too. That was very, so. The case of the deal was great. Your chicken taco was maybe my least favorite texture of all. Was the chicken in there. You mean the chicken meat?

Yeah. The chicken meat. It's kind of that I don't know. It's a it's like a steamed or boiled or just like stewed, but it's like an approach you see sometimes that isn't like, but it doesn't have much seasoning or sauce on it. My question is who can get a KCD or wrong though? I mean, it was good and you are saying you liked it,

but who can get a KCD or wrong? I think it's a fine metric to say like, you know what, can they execute this capably? Like, is this a good version of a KCD? I've had some subpar KCDs. You can get a shitty KCD at a bar or wherever. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what that was.

Again, a good Christmas to it. adequate amount of cheese. What's up everybody? It's your boy, the spoon man. Wags, the most important people in my life, I don't really people, my cats, Wally and Irma, are dining like royalty thanks to our next sponsor, Smalls.

You're a listener of the show, you know, that Mitch's cats just can't handle life without Smalls. That's right Wags. Smalls cat food is protein packed and made with preservative free ingredients you'd find in your fridge. And it's delivered right to your door. Wags, do you remember how stinky and smelly

my old cat food was? I can answer that in two letters, P-U. Yeah, I don't want P-U's, I want meows. And with my old stinky food, I was getting P-U's. It's right, I used to leave the house smelling like sticky food, I was getting PUs. It's right. I used to leave the house smelling like cat food. I come to the studio. It's stink like cat food. Now you can finally open a packet of cat food, not get nauseous. Yeah, actually, and I do too,

recognize the ingredients in a packet of smalls food. Yep. Smalls food was started back in 2017 by a couple of guys, home-cooking cat food and small batches for their friends. A few short years later, they've served millions of meals to hundreds of thousands of cats around the world. Wow. After making the switch to smalls, cat owners are seeing some big improvements in their cats.

78% of cat owners reported their cats had shinier and softer fur and 90% reported overall health improvements. Wags, wallion numbers, coats, they're so soft and smooth. I grabbed them. They pop out of my hands. Be careful. Luckily, they always land on their feet. The team at Smalls is so confident your cat will love their product that you can try it risk-free.

That means they will refund you if your cat won't eat their food. Smalls is the food I give my cats. So if you wanna give it a try, head to smalls.com slash doeboys and use promo code doeboys at checkout for 50% off your first order plus free shipping. That's the best offer you'll find by you have to use our code doeboys. What's up, everybody? It's your boy, the Spoon Man, college football fans. Are you ready

for week one? You know it. Draft King sportbook is hooking you up with a can't miss offer to start the season strong. This week new customers can bet just $5 on college football and score $200 in bonus bets instantly. Anything can happen in college football. Your team could go from unranked to dynasty mode in just a couple of years. Change comes fast. The only thing that's a lock is the great offers from Draft King Sportsbook. Life's more fun when you're in on the action. Download the Draft King Sportsbook app now and use code DOBOIS.

New customers can score $200 in bonus bets instantly when they bet just $5 on college football. Only on Draft King Sportsbook with code DOBOIS. The crown is yours. Gampling problem call 1-800-Gambleer visit www.1-800-Gambleer.net. In New York call 877-8-HOPE-NY or text HOPE-NY-467-369. And Canada KIT help is available for problem gambling call 888-8-789-77777 or visit ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino and Resort, Kansas, 21 plus age varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario, cdkng.co slash football for eligibility terms and responsible gaming

resources. Bonus bets expire seven days after your issuance. Eligibility and deposit restrictions apply. I guess we're going to get up against the clock here so we should get to our final thoughts. So Neil, Fran, both veterans of the podcast, you know this works, but we'll each go down the line. We will say a closing argument if you will about some braille and then that may give me a score from zero to five forks.

Maybe Fran should go and then I should go and then Neil just gives him a fray of his score as always. You think Neil should go? He gave pizza at one four, give you a man. Why don't we have Neil go last then if that's what you're Okay, that's good. Okay, so Fran will start with you. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm sorry so I thought

It the California burrito was absolutely incredible who doesn't love a French fry inside of burrito I thought the menu was perfectly sized. It had options. Oh, that's not good. You're talking about the menu? Yeah, what the fuck? What's wrong with that? Ray funds. I thought you meant visually that the size of the menu board. Mark Miload? No, I'm saying it had good options. We all found something we were excited about. Yeah, we see that. I'm sorry, sorry. Especially their dietary restrictions.

So I liked what I ordered. I thought we had a table full of good looking food. I wasn't going to go near the shrimp and Neil's shrimp burrito. They looked puny. Loved the Hamika. I'm going to say it for forks. Wow. It was good. It was good.

It was good. I tune in, man. I love San Diego. I do. That's not me trying to win cheers. But boy, do I love San Diego. Yeah. I love you guys. I love the food down here. Indiana, go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I love you guys. I love the food down here. I love not being able to come to Comic Con for a project possibly because of writers and the big cat. We had a blast up there. I loved Encinitas. It's where I had the lineup for the first time. This is, look, to have a late night option like this,

I'd be very, very happy. I thought that the California burrito I saw, I saw it as advertised. I was like, oh, there's like pico de gallo in it. And you can put a guac in there. I don't really put guac in my California burrito, but then I had a bite of it and I loved it. And I can't go below four forks.

Wow. I'm going four, I'm going four forks. It's not your best, it's not your best, but it's good. It's still good, it's good. It's really good. We've had way worse places. We went to Taco Johns like in the last two months and Then got yelled at by Minnesotans for two hours

Taco John's legitimately sucks Taco John's is bad. It's a bad chain It's it's very far from what Mexican food if for Mexican food as I know it to be This place is way better than Taco John. Yes, it reminds saying nothing. It reminds me of a place, you're right, that's saying nothing. It's better than... They're not talking shit. Yeah. Yeah.

You know, Taco John's like, man, man. I've seen some nutty dog shit. Looks kind of... Dog shit and a fresh tortilla. Maybe I'm talking about it. So, white dog shit, kind of looks good. Looks good. Looks fludgy.

Oh, wait, this is... Come on, you've seen a dog tour that Kevin looks good. Kevin looks good. All right. Looks fludgy. Oh, wait. Come on. You've seen a dog tour that looks all right. Right, San Diego. Oh, yeah. Oh, these sick Greeks are into that. In LA, they boo that. You know, Mitch, when you're on ozempic,

you're not going to crave dog shit anymore. That is the one thing keeping me from doing it. This reminds me of a chain that is in the Long Beach area called Super Max. Which is, okay, if someone knows Super Max, over there holding a hold down the stage right wing. I think the Super Max is like, it's it's like it's very like it's this caliber kind of of Mexican food. I think it's a little bit better, but you know that's also my opinion from growing up with it and having it be like a comfort food, but it's like a it's better than you know the fast food version, the national fast food version. It's more

authentic than that version, you know, for whatever authenticity stands for But they're like like to Nealardude's point. There are better talk areas. There are better taco trucks You can find certainly in towns like San Diego and LA and now and it feels like in most of the countries Mexico has become kind of a national cuisine. So I think I'm conflicted on what to do with some rarer. Because I think it is good. I think it is a quality version of this type of food. Oh my god. But Golden Plate Club?

Does it belong in that caliber? Does it belong in the hallowed halls? It's good of hell. I have a hard time squaring that. You can't deal with them at the San Diego has better Mexican food than LA does. No, I know that's fine, I don't care. I don't care. Your parents are pissed.

It's closer to the border that would make sense, like fine. But I would just say that like this place, we're not evaluating San Diego's overall Mexican food, we're not using this place or Rubio's, which we previously reviewed down here, as the stand-in for all San Diego Mexican food, we're valuing this place on its own terms, and that's why I think some Brero is a good chain that lands right at the three-fourth mark.

Oh my God! This is a Brero. Oh my God! He's out of his mind. It does what it's supposed to do, that's three-four. I'm out of the case to Día. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind.

He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind.

He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. He's out of his mind. C skinny guys so it feels mean to women. Next meal.

That was intimidating. Does she, I was, can you guys screw me at his girlfriend like that? I don't know, I don't like it. And my side piece. The fish taco I liked, I was so hungry that it may have maybe, you know, affected it a bit. I eat a lot of Mexican food and I know this was, it's not like I'm spending a lot of my, I haven't been to a del taco or a taco bell in like years, but I eat a lot of Mexican food. So I have had a lot of fish tacos and I was like, yeah, this one was good.

I enjoyed it. I was hungry. I don't know that I put in my top five that are all pretty much equivalently priced. Shrimp breito was bad, I would never get that again. Ooh, I liked the veggie cali breito but I was just also like, there was this food truck in LA to make a little metaphor here there.

It was like, it was ice cream on top of a donut. And I was like, well, yeah, these things are both good. When you just put that on top of each other, of course it tastes good. And I was like, yeah, this shredded cheese and French fries and guacamole and sour cream wrapped in a tortilla. What's the problem? I don't understand.

Exactly. You're saying you're going to eat it? I could have made it. And I know I'm not good at cooking. I was like're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, you're saying, fridge fries and they would be about the same as they. I'm surprised. I felt like it was like nothing. It was like, yes, of course, if you combine these four flavors, they taste good together. I don't know that this place did some spin on it that made me go like, this is more than the sum of cheese

fries, guac, and sour cream. They did it and you did it. And tortilla. The hottest salsa was good. The pica de gallo was, and the green was pretty good. Um, you suck. Shut the fuck up. It's annoying.

They're mad at you. Just for the people listening at home, someone said, the hot salsa sucks. And then I went, you suck. The guy went, I'm sorry, I'm a huge fan. You're right. You're right. 2.5 forks. Oh my God. 2 forks, two times.

I appreciate you can get it late at night. That's a good option. Yes, it's a really good late night option. 0.5. You're outside of the table and the villain's out of the table, must the way it goes. I'm just surprised you're mad. I mean, I thought it was good.

I generally thought it was good. I didn't think it was the best, but I like, I don't know, that Kali Taco was good. I can understand four forks for this, based off of like, you know, yeah, but I think it's a little lower. It's fine. Our average I think is a good evaluation of where this place is. Which brings us to our segment. We've got a beverage and we're going to decide if it's worth pouring down your throat. It's drinker

stink. Oh my God. To a anchor man or stah anchor man addition. Please welcome Amelia bringing out our beverage. Amelia walking out here. This is here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here.

I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. And we're gonna drink milk and we're gonna tell you how it is. That's content Thank God, different milk My God, this is 380 calories. This is a milkshake. Yes, so we've got we've got a we've got a regular 2% milk We've got a chocolate milk and we've also got a true mood strawberry whole milk

Which we can try we have to finish these no? Yeah we can try. We have to finish these? No, yeah. We do have to finish all the milk on the table. Thank you, Emilio. We have to finish all the milk and then do one of those Yeager, the line-ups. The line-ups, yes. This is, we could make the first of the line-ups here.

Yes, the whole lineup with the milks. Let's jug them. Oh, God, Fran. What? What? What? I know that I'll just do it. I want to shut the milks. Oh I mean Amelia I wanted you to I want to ask you real quick first off. What is your fork score for some braille? You can take it my way

I'm giving it four four Wow, you had or four. Yeah. You went four or four. Yeah. The other thing I wanted to prompt you is you were telling us about your father's scorpion backstage. And you told us another bit of scorpion lore, if you'd like to share that. Yeah. So after my dad's scorpion retired, he got bored.

So he decided to take up another job. And he decided to become a school bus driver. So every day he'd take the kids to school as they'd hear the school, he goes, it's show time. They were terrified of him. Did they know him as Scorpion? The scariest school bus driver. They know. I think they sense it if you didn't tell them.

They definitely sense it. But anyway, backstage, I tell these guys, it's show time. It's time to get on the show. Thank you, Mealy. Thanks, guys. Mealy, everyone. Mealy, yeah. I was going to say, scariest school bus driver since the Joker.

Never mind. Are we drinking the same one at the same time? I was gonna say, a scariest school bus driver since the Joker, nevermind. Are we drinking the same one at the same time? Yeah, I mean, whatever you want to do, I think we could probably start with the low fat milk as a baseline. You know, Mitch is drinking the organic low fat milk that has a really long hair attached to it. It maybe came for me.

I also had a stomachache before we got here. Am I got chug milk? You don't have to chug it. Don't chug it. I'm where it what is but what is everyone's relationships with milk as adults because I don't drink a glass of milk like ever but I will have milk and like you know I got a latte earlier and sometimes I won be like, I'm pretty much an exclusively non-dairy milk. But I eat cheese and stuff, so it's not like I can't have. What's your non-dairy milk go to? Mmm, with cheeery as at home, almond milk. Wow.

You know, maybe like an oat milk or something? Love it. With a macchiato. I do a lactose-free milk, guys. That's my milk. This was just because of an anchor man we're gonna drink different milk. What did you say?

We're just because of an anchor man we're gonna drink different milk, the sauce. Yeah, because of an anchor man we're drinking milk. That's rules. Zero. I also don't drink milk. And I think when I see a grown man drinking glass of milk, I like, it's the

most psychotic thing I could ever imagine. That is so weird. When I see a man, a grown man drink milk. He's spilling wagers spill milk everywhere. But I will say as a teenager, I was obsessed with celebrities. I was obsessed with Leonardo DiCaprio. I was like boy crazy. And I covered the room I shared with my sister in Got Milk ads, covered. I stole 17 magazines because guess what? I wasn't allowed to get any magazine that had the word sex on the cover.

So I wasn't allowed to get, and every one the word sex on the cover So I wasn't allowed to get and every one of those like 17 teen whatever the fuck they were all like Eight ways to blow him so Hill want a second how is sex with you like they were so Hill won a second date So Hill won a second date There was still they all had sex on the cover so I wanted these magazines so bad But my parents wouldn't get them for me so I stole them and then I would rip out the What I stole them from Leo's corner store. It's okay. He was the Holocaust survivor He was really great but I stole 17

magazines and then there would always have milk ads in them and I'd rip them out and put them and I had maybe 200 because they like were celebrities who likes because it was like Tyra banks or Like Sarah Michelle Giller sure and it would always have a clever thing that was like I might not drink blood But I drink milk like that sort of shit right I was obsessed with them and my whole side of the wall was covered in milkheads. Nick and I have been reaching out to the milk corporation. We're trying to get the doughboys to do a got milk ad.

They're just not that into a 240-year-old guy. Right. We might pull it off. We'll see what happens. So this is like mid-'90s or early-'90s when you were? Yep. Was there a got milk head with Vince Foster? Who's that?

The person who was allegedly murdered by Hillary Clinton, a campaign staffer who committed suicide quote-unquote. I don't actually believe that. Oh, OK, I'll just ask you. Was that a legitimate question? I just tried to think of a mid-90s guy. You went to Vince Foster? Milk, it's our first deal.

Not to pick it in primary colors. Vince Foster's suicide? Yeah, that's what I think of a mid-90s celebrity. Someone else was watching Nightline as a child. I was just going to say this is our... It's your very first meal as a little baby. Mm. Oh.

And then I hope it's my last as well. One last. Wow. One last succromatete. You wanna suck on your mom's chit on your death bed? You wanna suck on your mom's chit on your death bed? That's it. Jesus Christ. If you were about to get electrocuted and it was like, what's your last meal, sir?

You're like, milk from my mom is cheap, please. All right, so in this scenario, I also have done something to be put to death. No, you're caught. Wait, what? I believe you already have. I poured a whole glass of milk, I didn't need to do that. Now do have to drink it. I drank my like a third full cup of milk, 2% milk, and I really missed the fat.

I drank so much 2% 1% milk growing up, and it fucking sucked. It tastes bad. Whole milk is just so much better than the rare case I have. It's bad. It also smells like boogers. Have you tried your own? Yeah, I have mine.

I drank my old thing. I never even thought of what that smells like. That's fucking disgusting. All right, here we go. Finish it, finish it, finish it! Just chugged a full glass of milk. Okay, I'll try and check it now. Drop milk. You're adding more?

Well, because I want to mix it all in. I want to check all of it. All right, I don't know yet. Oh my god. Oh my god. I want to mix it all. One I want to check all. All right. All right. Oh my god. Brandis went for it too. Drink a whole glass of milk.

We're going to check out the pipes in the observatory tonight. Let's taste this chocolate milk, because I want to see what how this was now this for me. Brandis put a foot down and said, I'm not ch taste this chocolate milk because I want to see what what how like this was now this for me Friends just put a foot down and said I'm not chucking chocolate milk I had more chocolate milk than milk probably as a kid because I could get it at my school lunch And I would always offer chocolate milk. It's kind of amazing that I don't know if they still do that because I know they took a bunch of that was a Clinton initiative He took a bunch of sugary drinks out of school. I don't know if that included chocolate milk

Here's something cool milk hydrates you more than water Wow a bunch of sugary drinks out of school. I don't know if that included chocolate milk. Here's something cool. Milk hydrates you more than water. Wow. Mitch, why are you doing this? Don't pour yourself a full glass of chocolate milk. Whoa. I'm doing the assignment-why. I'm gonna lose already, feel sick. Go, Mitch, go.

I already feel sick Go, mate That's pretty good Yeah, that's it. That's real good Yeah, I was this one full fat. That's what I'm unsure about no this was also a little You thought I was gonna choke it. I thought you were a sugar, but I guess I was wrong I guess I was wrong. Oh boy. You think I can't choke, huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was missing form, I guess. Here he goes. Yeah. Is my voice going to sound different as a Milky now? Yep. Yeah Is my voice gonna sound different is it milky now? Yeah I was like both of these milks have rather bovine quality Do you ever okay, so when you're having chocolate migos get to come and sit in a hot theater and watch the doughboys do a podcast and us drink milk? We're very sorry.

It might be our best show. I like the way the chocolate milk tastes. Chocolate milk, that chocolate milk is fucking delicious. That chocolate milk was great. My one question for the panel is, did you ever did you prefer like a premixed chocolate milk or did you like making it on your own with like some quick or some chocolate chips?

Making it on your own. like some quick or some chocolate? Making it on your own. Adding that quick, you can make it as chocolate as you want! Oh, forget all that stirring, it's making my wrist tired. I don't think your wrist is tired just from that. Oh God, I feel sick. Right, which is- I I chuck the milk wags? No, you got the biggest ones, still to go. You don't have to drink the whole true mood. Do not drink that.

Oh my God. I didn't know it was uncapped. I thought I had to shake it. Fran just peered north half of the true mood. Oh my God, I thought I had to shake it. Oh no, I thought I had to shake it. Fran just peered north half the true moon all over the take it. I thought I had to take it. It looks like I creamed my fucking pants. Oh, he creamed his jeans.

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Strawberry milk all over this tank. I don't know. Here's a paper towel. I'll hand those over. I'm sorry. I don't know. Well, look, we're up against the clock.

We're going to taste this true mousse strawberry. What? What's going on? Let's start taking some questions, just like a restaurant via your feedback. Let's open the feedback. Amelia, do you want to come out here one more time? Let's ask some audience questions.

Amelia Marino, everyone. All right. So your questions were submitted and pre-screened. And Amelia is going to say who wants to step up to the mic. All right, so your questions were submitted and pre-screened, and Amelia is going to say who wants to step up to the mic. All right. Can I please get Greg T, Alexander A, and Ryan S. All right, so make your way down, stage right to where Amelia's sitting, and she will hand you the mic. I think the strawberry tumu is honestly kind of futureid. I don't like it at all. I don't think Mitch had jugged. I think we're trying of futureid. I don't like it at all. I don't think Mitch had jugged.

I think it will, I'm trying to, we're trying to hang out. I don't want to, I don't want to eat more. I think this is, this is pretty nasty. But I don't really want to eat the jug the last one. It's so thick. Don't do it, Mitch. It's so thick. Do it.

It's so, don't do it. Don't encourage him. But the crowd will love me and I'll live forever. Yeah. It's true, it's true. Don't do it. It's so I'll just taste this one It tastes good Wow, there he goes Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! The chocolate's my favorite one. So, three glasses of milk on what I know you, like you haven't eaten dinner yet.

So, on an empty stomach, we're going to see what that does to your gastronol and intestinal track. Yeah, I'm in trouble. I need to have that some rarer again Let's let's ask the first question. Hi, what's your name? My name is Greg. Hi Greg Greg T. Wait Greg or Craig Greg with the G Greggie high-glash initial T My question is what's the best food to use as a projectile and a fast food fight? That's a great question throwing food. I gotta say spaghetti with sauce on

it's pretty good. I just don't know if you can like figure out where it's gonna travel. You know, it's like kind of like that's great. Well, I mean you might end up with a friendly fire situation, you know, you might end up getting it on yourself. I'm gonna go with the Mexican theme and I'm gonna go with the Mexican theme, and I'm gonna say, Refried Beans. Yeah! That's pretty good. That's pretty good. And for Refried? Oh, shit. And you don't want that on you.

Mash potatoes are pretty good, too. Really good, Michi. Really good. Mash potatoes splat. That's good. I think I got a half finished shrimp burrito from Sambrero. I think you do party sub. Give me like a six-foot sub.

That's it, you can do it. Just like a javelin thing. Yeah, you're gonna launch it like a football? That sounds dangerous. You said it already. I'm trying to win a fucking food fight, Mitch. Sorry, this weaponry is too dangerous. That's too much.

That's like throwing an apple at somebody. I know, an apple is really dangerous. Yeah, apple you could really hurt somebody. But I'm imagining this is like, you're really throwing down, right? That's the scenario I'm big-suring. Yeah, you're going six apple at somebody. I know, apple is really dangerous. Yeah, apple you could really hurt somebody. But I'm imagining this is like you're really throwing down, right? That's a scenario I'm big-turing. Yeah, you're going six, what's up? So that's a Mr. Newton.

You know how one a baby drinks like it nurses, and then you need to clean under its chins or else it gets like bacterial infection? Yeah. The chas that. It is truly. I also have a big smile like a baby that just nursed. Greg, do you have an answer and what's your forks score for some braille?

Oh, I would go with three forks on some braille. Three forks. It's all right for San Diego. I think a nice one. Where are you from man? Where the fuck are you from? I'm from Lameza, San Diego. All right.

Check it. Oh my god, that's fair. But a nice wet burrito from some bro, working to fight, I think. There you go. As long as it's really hot. Good answer. All right, thanks, Greg. Appreciate you.

Let's get the next question. Hi, what's your name? Hey, I'm Alexander. Hi, Alexander. Hey. OK, so if you had to lose one sense of taste forever, sweet sour salty bitter or umami, which sense of taste would you lose forever? That's fucking hard, Alexander.

Wow. Thanks. Sweet, salty, sour bitter. Wow. Thanks. Sweet Sault Bitter Umami. Sweet Saulty Sour Bitter. And I know some people say Umami, so I included it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I said, right?

I use sour. All the others I have ones I love. I just have one last warhead. And then say goodbye forever. Sour Patch Kids are top five food. You're getting a lemon's life. No, I'm not getting rid of sour. They're the weakest link.

You have to make a tough decision here. That's the thing. That's what's great about this question. There's not an easy answer. Can I sacrifice myself, too, or no? No. No. Sweet, salty, bitter, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm,

ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, ummm, sucking on a penny, right? Yeah, Bitter's not, is there a, what's bitter that's good? Hey, Shodes! Yeah, cops. Bitter and beer is, but when beer gives you bitter beer face, that's bad. You're not a beer drinker though, you're not a beer drinker, you're not a cosy drinker. Oh, sour, sour, but sour is their own thing. I like milk.

Siders? Yeah, lamp. Okay. Pwami. I'm mine is definitely better. Bitter goes. I think I go sweet. I think that's insane. We all do that's what he was going to say. It's crazy.

I think that because here's the thing. It's like I feel like all those other flavors have some sort of utility. I think that's insane. I think that's insane. It's crazy. I think. We did it the same. We did it the same. I think that, because here's the thing, it's like I feel like all those other flavors have some sort of utility.

I think there's all, I like, I have to have umami. That's just like such a big character or so many foods that I love. And again, there's no good choice. Nothing would be happy to be gone, to have sweet be gone, but I think that's maybe a thing that could actually benefit me. Hell, why?

You'd never have another bite of my sugarberry cobbler. I would have a bite. He must have had Christmas. I would know. I would absolutely have your sugarberry cobbler. Just say, you know, I wouldn't be able to appreciate it. Yeah, that's true. No, let's worry. Your parents will test this.

You could take the sweetness out of your taste buds, but you can never take the sweetness out of you. You're a good man. What a nice thing to say. Oh. Wow. That's nice. Give him a new baby, brother. We're not allowed to mention sweet tooth

because of the strike weekend. Can't talk about it, but yes. We can. I can mention it though, right? I can mention sweet tooth. Yeah, sure. That's true. Do you?

Oh, OK. I think that's a good answer. And I have the same sort of thing because I love desserts. I love sweet drinks. And I try to satiate that craving with fruit, but it only goes so far. So I that's I understand your logic because mine is similar Do you have a fork score for some braille? Yeah, my wife and I ate their last night. We both gave it for

Forks Wow, all right got the California burrito. Wow, okay Thank you, Alex. Thank you very much. Do you want a milk? Are you good? All right. Hi, what's your name? Ryan. Hi, Ryan. The heavens gate, Colt, was located here in San Diego.

Jesus Christ! You got to end with a bang. Hold on, no. Neil and friend didn't hear you. It was kind of buried by you clearing your throat. So I just re-asked your question. That's right. That's right.

The heaven's gate call was located here in San Diego. Before committing suicide, the call had their last meal at Marie calendars. Wow. It's on Wikipedia, it's true. If you were the leader of a death cult, where would you take your followers for their last meal? Fog. Where was their last meal? Marie calendars, right?

I'm sorry, can you give us your name one more time? Ryan. Ryan, thank you, Ryan. If you were the leaders of a death you Ryan We're the leaders of a death For the last Question you guys know this but we're it's just a very slow death if you're in that if you're into the doughboys I Hope that the boys asked us to commit my suicide tonight

All of these milks were already open before we drank them. Bye boys. Would you like a milk by the way? Sure. All right, here you go. I'm really give that to him. What are you doing? I would say if you footballed through a milk jug across the stage.

No, it wasn an open one. You're just talking about food bites. Okay, so, Marie calendars, I think, is a pretty good choice because you can get a lot of things there. So, that's a, like, and they have the salad bar, which is fun. So, you're gonna maybe eat it a salad bar for my day. No, I'm not saying I would pick Marie calendars, but I think that's pretty good. I think, like, that's like a funny, funny specific, but I think it's also a decent choice for a death cult's final meal.

I kind of feel like we've talked about how a lot of people share bad news at Panera, and I feel like maybe Panera is pretty good. Maybe a place where everyone was just kind of commiserate and make peace with the fact that we're exiting this mortal coil. Here's, you know, going to a new dimension or whatever. Here's a good thing. People who are on the fence, once they got into Panera, they probably would just do it.

Fuck you. How dare you. You don't like Panera? No, we like it. We're saying it's just depressing. It's just depressing, inherently depressing. Oh. I love Panera and my answer would be Panera.

They'd get you in, get you out. you can get a big and turkey bravo, you pick to, but you it'd be like a 25 minutes or less and you could get a big table and they have Wi-Fi. I need to go to Dodger Grill at Dodger Stadium. Take in one last ball game together. Wow. With the whole cult. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Wow.

Before we all go, chop our dicks off and bleed to death. There's no limit in it. I know we already mentioned Mother's Mill. That's complicated. I think I would choose a big lolly. A big lolly because it would be funny to see people have to like work for it. Right. Like a big lolly, you got to eat the whole lolly. They've been indoctrinated to the point where they had to eat the entire lolly before they could fuck the nonsense. Yeah. I feel like a lot of people wouldn't make it through

it. So I'm saving lives. lolly is my answer. I've never heard lolly, I've only heard lolly pop. Is that a Boston thing? lolly. Big lolly. Big lolly. I've never heard Lollie. I've only heard Lollie pop. Is that a Boston thing? Lollie. Big Lollie. Big Lollie. I think big Lollie is people know big Lollie. Big Lollie, that's a thing. I don't know big Lollie. Lollie pop.

That's a big Lollie. It's a big Lollie. All right. Do you think your face would be fully covered by one of those big Lollies? And you got to wear big tails. Wagger saying you could see an outline of my face behind the giant wall. Who's behind the lolly?

I don't think I can recognize the silhouette. Yeah, I think something like that. I mean, we don't want anyone to, I don't want to. That's a sad, it's a sad, no, question. Yeah. What do you, first off Ryan, what's your forex score for somewhere? Yeah, what's your, three forks. Three forks. And what's your texture? What's your fourth score for some? No, what's your... Three fours. Three fours.

And what's your... What's your texture? Yeah, what would you take someone? Well, I don't know. When I saw where this was, it was in the... Marie calendars in... In a... Carl's bet. Carl's bet. Next door is the claim jumper, and I think that place is more extreme.

And you usually feel like dying after you eat there, so... It seems like the... LAUGHTER It also seems to have thought this out quite a bit. And you usually feel like dying after you eat there, so it seems like the problem. It also seems to have thought this out quite a bit. You know what, why? I changed my answer. Oh, from Big Lollie? Okay. A San Diego, California, Burrito.

Wow. See all that Juanitas. And then see on the other side. That's it for this episode. Neil Campbell, Brando S.B. Amelia, and Emma back home. Thanks to Anseli Shelby, Dave Chloe, everyone here at the observatory. Until next time, for man Mike Mitchell I'm Nick Wigger happy and thank

y'all thank you Boys are back, back, back, back. And you know they can never be right. The fat boys are back. Do you like the good boy? Want to dress like the Doe Boys? Of course you don't. But you will want to wear our all new Doe Boys merch. Check out our completely revamped merch line

and partnership with Kinship Goods. We've got high quality shirts, hats, aprons, totes, and much more to come. Wow! Only at DoeBoys..kinshipgoodz.com. That's K-I-N-S-H-I-P-Goodz.com. Sources for the intro or in the episode description. That was a Hate Gum podcast.