Dragon Friends - DF2 #3.09. Do You Wanna Build a Snow Duck

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

The air gets colder as the Heroes of Yearth climb. The frigid, unwelcoming environment only matched by the reception they receive. As our heros put their faith in the most unassuming among them, will their companion and champion be able to rise to the challenge? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I understand, when did we get here at 10 a.m.? Yeah, but we just, we dilly, tell you. And it's two, is it two or three p.m. right now. It's about, it's 3 p.m. now. So we've been here for five hours. How have we done two hours of work in five hours? You can pray, but your gods won't save you. The worm's fire will not spare you. Doom and destruction, death and rebirth.

So who can return all the heroes of yours? Their jaws are all tizzled. Their asses are fast. They're shiny and golden. Oh, your Vigaton rises a hundred feet from the plateau. In the ice, encased in the ice, bodies. So many bodies. We have some adventurers from a previous fallen age. We have some local villages encased in the ice.

We have giant bones of magnificent creatures sticking out of the ice, jutting out with teeth marks. Deep in them as though they were lacerated and crunched by, oh, I don't know, a giant white dragon, known as old white dragon. death. The four of you sit on this plateau.

The four of you sit on this ledge. Above you a plateau with a village on it. And beyond there, perhaps, the enchantress, whom you are seeking. But for now, our brave friends must merely climb a hundred feet wall of ice. Over to you, kids. Well, some of us need to climb it.

Okay. Flippy Flappy. Do we, in our packs, do we have any ice spikes or anything like that? You, no, you have snow shoes, you have no ice spikes. I mean, they're sponsored by North Face. We've also been sent here. Were we not sent here knowing that we could not? I don't think you would have, like, you wouldn't have special shoes with ice spikes in them.

You would have, like, pickaxes and stuff and ropes and things. Could we use our pickaxes to, like, haul our way up? Or could we use bones as pickaxes, like, like, like to spike bones into the ice? Is it a sheer cliff? I think it would be difficult to climb, but it's not impossible. And it's 100 feet.

Yes. Okay. You see the icy water is sort of lapping just below you. Are there ledges and stuff that you can be here and there? Can we have a close look to see if there's like a worn path at all? Like there's any like look? Yeah, how are these villages coming and going? Yes.

Can you roll a perception check or an investigation check? I'd love to investigate. With my friends, I got a tent. Hmm. A quick look. It's pretty cold. Okay, so you see, like, the corpses frozen to the wall of ice. It's hard to miss them, isn't it?

You see... You see... You see a bunch of bones that you think, as Polywallo points out, you could use to climb. And then above that, yeah, there is a... a couple of like steel rods that have been placed into the ice that if you had the right equipment which I think you might do if you know how to use it you might be able to look through and safely climb up.

Oh right. These are steel pegs that you could potentially use the rope to climb up with you. On belay. I've got an idea. Okay. All these bodies in the ice. Now I've done a bit of rock climbing in my time because I used to try and date rock climbers because I heard they were very horny.

And you can fly, so you're very impressive. If I could put the wire, I used my arms. I've got very, I mean, you felt my handshake, haven't you? It's very strong. Yeah. Very strong hand grip. Why don't we use all these dead bodies toes as toe holds in the ice? Oh, you had bones before.

Why have you personalized it? Well, because the body's all already in the ice. So that's very convenient. we just have to chip away the ice just above a dead body and we can stand on their knees or their faces or their fingers. All of these things are built in holds for us.

We could hold hands with the dead bodies as we climb up. Jeez. I was going to suggest using my harpoon. Well, the harpoon has a range of 60 feet so that could get you two-thirds, like almost three-fifths of the way up there. So do we see if there was a ledge

that we could say that I would... for that? Yeah, you can aim for that. Do you want to try that? I mean, what do people think? Do we want to cling onto the dead bodies and toes of the frozen fallen or try the harpoon? Why don't los do? Let's try your way first.

Okay. Okay, so, yeah, so... How do you want me to do it? I think you just roll a D20 and I think you can add dexterity, not strength, because this is a precision shot. What did you get? Um, two, two, two, be, baby, eight. All right, okay. So clankety clank, clank, clank, clank, scrape, scrape, scrape.

You are able to fire the harpoon maybe like 10 feet and it, or maybe 15 feet, but it falls down a bit. And so it's, there's, there's one other ledge above you that you can climb up to. Okay. So you've got 90 more feet to go. Okay, well, I can pull out the harpoon once we get up there and then, like, go again. Try again if you want, yeah. Yeah? Yeah, okay.

That's a 16 plus 6. Yeah, okay, 22. Okay, this gets you up to the main ledge that you were trying to get to. Okay, great. Now, you can climb up with this harpoon. Well, actually, no, I don't want to, sorry, I don't want to lead you. Once the harpoon is anchored into the ice on the main ledge, 60 feet up, what do you do? I think we're doing, like, one person climbing at a time.

Yep. Up the rope. So I guess it's athletics check or whatever it is. And then once everyone runs up on the ledge, we pull up. Okay. Are you climbing or are you just going to flap up? I'll just fly. If we can't do it a fun way, I'll just use my wings.

And she's really stropped. Could I have some help? I'll touch some dead people's bodies if you kind of give me a little push on the butt because I don't know if you can tell, but I'm not very strong. Oh, all right. All right. Can I give him? You can give him advantage.

Advantage? Okay, so let's go. Charion Valerian, your athletics check first, please. Okay. This is not difficult, you just got a bit 10. Avantage? Because of the rope? Yes.

The rope help? It's a 14. 14, great. You are able to hop, skip, and jump all the way up the ice. That's how you climb. Yeah. Ernie Sweetwater, your turn, you have... I'm going to give you double advantage.

Double advantage? Yeah, roll eight D-20s. No, you'd roll three. I'll roll three. How about this? I'll roll four. Three, three. You get one dice because you're getting held by Pollywold.

And one dice because of the rope. And the other dice. And the original dice is for luck. Yeah. So four. So you get... Just joking. What's your highest one?

No, 18, actually. We've got it for the other ones. We're not good. You needed that extra dice. Hell yeah. You know what we could do since we're so strong. We could pull dinner up between the two of us. That's true.

Yeah, okay. So the three of you... Like a baby who doesn't want to leave the shops. The three of you are at the top of the main ledge. And dinner, you're at the base With, I guess, the handle of the harpoon. Pull dinner up. What are you doing, Gunner up?

Well, I was just, I don't want you to lose your harpoon. I'm going to, like, should I wiggle it out? No, no, no, no, the base of the harpoon. So that's the handle that they would fire it from. Oh! Yeah, not the anchor of the harpoon is in the ice, up on the ledge where they are. It's a harpoon gun. Yeah, I guess.

I thought it was just a spear in my mind. I mean, it wasn't everyone's mind, but in Hing's mind, it's a gun. Always a gun. Dinner much about what are you doing? I just, well, I'll just clap. I thought they were pulling me up. Yeah, but dinner's doing nothing. What are you doing?

I'm going to live. She's going to live. She said that. But are you tying the rope to you or anything? Are you holding onto the rope? Like, you've just said that you're lying down. I don't, we start pulling the rope up. It just comes undone.

They pull the rope up. And Jenna's still limp on the lid. I'll live it around. I think he's depressed. Oh, yeah. I'll live it around my ways and use one of my carabinas to just sort of like, attach, like, the handle to, like, the rope and then go live. Okay, and the three of you're going to try and hoist dinner up.

And sort of, I sort of help by, like, kind of touching the dead toes a little bit, you know. Is this the kind of situation that a rope would go the wrong way and, like, strangulate your nuts off? Or one of those situations. One of those situations. You know the one that everyone's kind of... All right, no, I'll make it a challenge. Okay. Yeah, you've got to do a dexterity check to make sure that, I guess, I think three people could carry up dinner pretty easily.

I think the issue here is if dinner tied the rope correctly. Now, if you fail, your nut pops right off. Okay, okay. It's easy, you've got to beat five. Five dexterity. Oh, yeah. Hell yeah. Nice.

Smooth sailing. Nice, dude. Grow a new nut. Yeah. Now I've got two. You now find yourselves on this main ledge that is you just have a little short distance to go now, another 30 feet up to the. the top of the plateau. So you use the harpoon gun again.

You can fly up, you can climb. What would you like to do? Can we do a investigation checks? Sure. That's a 17 from me. What can we see in this expanse of wall. You can see. What you can tell is that inside,

uh, beyond the ice where you are, you can kind of hear some like echoes and noises. Like up over the edge. Maybe actually coming from inside the Coming from inside the iceberg Creaking Yeah

Is that regular I mean you used to live in the In a cold place didn't you? Is that a regular iceberg sort of sound? That depends So It is not You you recognise this is These are not

These are other worldly No there's like sometimes you'll hear like a clack clack clack Of the ice like crackling against each other But not this type of that's more like ghosty type of crap. I just remember I have a grappling hook. I'm going to do a thing which I can do as a, I've got primal awareness,

so I can see if there's any aberrations, Celestial's Dragons within a one mile radius. So I'm just going to see if that's... Handy? Any other time in this adventure? I mean, have we used it before? Doesn't matter. I'm proud of you for fun.

You know what have been even more? useful is the cloak that does teleporting. Now that we're up. There's this immediate issue of the sounds and I'm using So does it tell you exactly what it is or just tell you if something like that is nearby? Within a mile. But does it say

bo bo boop-p-dragon, fairy or does it just say bo-whoop-boop-woop? Yeah, it just whoops. Oh, you're getting some whoops. You're getting some very strong whoops. It's whooping hard. Yeah, okay. Your whoopee sense is tingling. All right. Well, he's watching the view

So I'm going to go I'm going to go caper the Manderbank I'm going to get to last thing And then I'll immediately look around for danger Is anything up there Yeah you're on the precipice of the plateau Yeah And you see in front of you

The village huts that you could see From back when you're on the ship They were on the horizon Is anyone Are there people still scattered Are they hiding from us People are hiding from you Push me over the edge

While I try to help my friends No they're not aggressive Oh go on Let's push him over the edge It'd be fun. Go on here. Go on. Go on.

Two villages approach you. I like low my center of gravity. One is a female druid. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the other is a village champion, a gladiator of sorts. They introduce themselves. Oh. Ah!

Hello. You shouldn't be here. here. Why? Because it's a very dangerous place. Why are you here? Because I honestly, I ask myself that question all the time. But this is where I was born.

This is my land. So, you know, what are you going to do? Are you yelling from the ledge below or you? Yeah. Well, they're yelling down, aren't they? Yeah, I'm already up there. Yeah, yeah. Charingville has been the only one who's clung belt.

You should, you should go back down. It's very dangerous up here. Well, we're very tired from climbing. My friends are just below. Why don't I bring them up? We can have a chat. Oh, no, no. You don't need to do that because if they come up,

they'll just have to go back down. Didn't you see all the bones from the bottom? It's very dangerous. You guys should go back to where you came from. What are I saying? Excuse me a second. They're saying we should go back down. Fuck.

I know. We should come up, right? Yeah. Okay. Listen, I hate to pull rank on you, but I'm an agent of cow. The Council of Waterdeep, and I flashed my badge. We don't recognize cow. Yeah, this is a seal only.

We recognize the dominion of the old white death. The old white death. Look, you don't want to be around when he comes around, but he probably won't. See these bad boys? and I like puff out my skeletal wings. Whoa. I think this gives me a little agency in this situation. I'm not just waltzing in and nilly-willie here.

I have official dragon business. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop. Nilly-willy? Did you hear that? I heard it. That's the wrong way around. What, nilly-willy? Yeah, you fuck. Don't do things nilly-willy.

Oh, no. My dad always said. I have the three of you managed to climb up at this time. I mean, hopefully. Yeah. Okay, so you're grappling hooking. You're flying up. How are you getting up any sweetwater?

I'll follow the harpoon. Yeah, yeah. Oh, no, he banned. The crazy thing about the teleport thing is you can all go through it. Oh, okay. Oh, everyone. It's dimension door. You still, you still fly up.

Okay. Wee. Yeah. Hey, what's it? What business is. What business is it of, what we do? No. What business is it of yours what we do here?

Um, well, you just shot up on my fucking island. So do we tell me about. You're... Teleport one willing creature, this FYI. Oh. Mr. Laurel. Okay. Only can use that.

I've used it. I've used it. I'm the one creature. Oh, that's the one creature. It's not one plus one. Me. I go to walk through it and I bonged my head on the ice behind it. Denied.

Does it look? I have a look. Does it look like a hard climb up this one? No, you could do it. It's like 30 feet. You could do it. You could bamf it. Yeah, I know.

I just don't. Okay, I bampfit. I'm leaving. Mr. Step. I can actually bam so much. I'm just trying not to, I get to the top, but I'm looking embarrassed. I'm like, I don't like to bamf anymore. I'm really, so good.

Why? It's so good. I just think it's bullshit, and I like walking, but fucking, you have wings and shit. Where's McCarthy, you dumb motherfuckers? You come to seek MacArthur. Yep. Well, who? What? Yeah.

Oh, MacArthur the Crimson. Never heard of her. Big Red Light. How do you know what's a her? We don't. Can we do a perception check whether she's heard of her? Insight. Insight.

Yes, insight. Oh, no, I've got minus one. Oh, well, holding the dice now. You're the one doing it, though, so. Yeah, I'll give you... Oh, 13. I'll give you nothing. You just lied as well, and we caught you out.

About what? What I lie about? You said, we know her, and then... I've never heard of her. I haven't. I heard of her. I assume... I'm sorry if I assume it's a her.

Should I assume it to him? Do, do, do, the doctor was a woman bullshit. Whatever. What? Shut up. You shut up. No, telekinetic shove. I do it.

I do that. You're going to try and push. Just shove telekinetically. And I'm close. Hang on, hang on. So you are, you're facing away from the ledge. So. Yeah.

Bone carver is inland from you. Right. You're just going to push them over the edge of the ledge. You're just trying to push them over. No, just pushing them over. Just pushing them over. Just pushing. Just because they're in a sand.

Save from this? Yeah, I guess. Or is it... It's just a bonus action. Yeah, how does it do? You can try to tell you can only shove one creature you can see within 30 feet of you. But you do so the target must succeed in a strength saving through a DC 15. We move five feet.

Baha'all. Bung Kava the Druid is thrust onto her backside. Into the snow and ice. And it rides up into her back. There's a bit of snow go in her pants. Oh, it's all cold in my ass crows. Fuck. Well, you're a very rude boy.

Yeah, and you got wet in your pants. Where is the red lady we seek so dearly? I don't know what you're talking about. Did that intuition check to find anything? Yeah, so you know that she's lying. You know they're hiding something. And then the gladiator steps forward. And he says,

I am Walker Heart, and I challenge you to an honorable duel. You who shoved my friend here to the ground. Clearly the most fearsome champion here. Okay. We will now duel. No, thank you. Well, if you go, look. These are the rules of the island.

You've got a best my champion, Orca Hart here. Me. He works out all the time and he only eats protein. Yes. Okay, well, I'm like what is the rules of the island? I'm like, what is it, a sovereign citizen or whatever? I don't care.

So, no thanks. Explain to me more about what a sovereign citizen is. I think it's somebody who, like, who just, doesn't believe in the law so they just break it, isn't it? Well, if you don't believe in the law, you've got to get off my island because this is my law. All right, fine, yeah, we'll do a duel. Dool it, it will be! And then a kid, like a 14-year-old kid, comes out and goes,

Duel! And all the villages, all the villages, do, do, do, dual, dual, dual. So, do you have a second, et cetera? There are no magics allowed. Carr. But if you have a magic weapon or magic armor with no, obvious effects you can use it. Like a gun?

Yeah, probably not a gun. It's not that kind of duel. It's a fight between you and a gladiator. Okay. But you can have a quick moment with your friends. Okay. If you want to talk to them. What do we, do you guys have any tips or tactics?

I think we're straight up cheat. Well, yeah. Obviously, yeah. Can you give someone your weapons? Yeah, you can. It didn't much about is proficient in the weapons and can use them, yeah. Can I please have a weapon?

Oh, but I probably can't, I'm going to hand over my... I can't spare any of my very magical weapon. No, I realize psychic blades, they're in my main. Yeah, they're fine. But I could give you my bowl of potions. Ooh. It's quite clearly a magical level. That would count as quite obviously magic.

How is it obviously magic? Oh, that's so magic. I'm so dumb. But is it, how do you know it's obviously magic? Because remember when she fired an arrow into that mermaid's mouth and a 10-foot cube of webbing. Would you like to use my harpoon? Can I use that?

Yeah, can I use the harpoon? Cool. And I'm going to, and I've got my shield of stuff. And I'll give you, just immediately have a barric inspiration, so you can roll a D8

and add that to any role you want. Can you double baric inspiration? Can we do it? I think they can only have one at a time. We can pretty much give him one every single time. Yeah. So,

you are now you are now in the tribal fight pit in the middle of this sort of amphitheatre there is a large pyre which is a blaze

there are seal carcasses burning on it the blubber is there is wood that's been brought out here to burn as well it's clearly a ceremonial fire that has been burning for a very long time and up on the ledge above the ceremonial finding pit there are two

torches both of them burning and Jeff Probst steps out and says, I'm sorry. I've got to go real quick and he leaves again. Only one will survive. Thank you. Thank you. A hundred or so villages have gathered to watch this jewel. Can I also just give you an enhancement?

I just real quick cast. As well as part of inspiration. Yeah, I'll give it all. This guy seems jacked. What is the... The best thing you want to fucking... You're not going to be doing spells. I'll give you dexterity.

If you've got to make any dexterity checks, you get advantage. Bon Carver steps forward, her ass still cold, and introduces the champion Orca Heart. People of Oyavigaton presenting in the white corner, the foreigner from beyond our shores. The harbinger of woe and ill-tide The man, pathetic and weak, Who dares to step upon our shores,

The divorced, weakly, pathetic loser they call Dinner Munchabout. Boo! The village is all boo, boo, boo! Boo! A bunch of kids have like internal organs from seals and fish they throw. at you.

Okay, can I dodge? Yeah. You can do a dexterity chest? Did you get advantage on those? 18 plus 1 on my normal and then I've got more than that as well. Shoo, shoot, shoot, shoot, shoo. You, uh, despite dozens of sea organs being thrown at you, you manage to doge them. Are they fresh organs?

Oh, yeah. No, some of them are running. They're just from the, they're just from the, the, um, barrels of sea organs they have. Oh, okay. And in the other white corner. Your champion of champions 216 pounds 6 foot 7 inches of pure

Man meat Stone Cold Steve Orcahot I eat men for breakfast Ah yeah Eat it for breakfast If I am to best you I will start with your nose and then work my way from the inner of your face

outwards in a spiral eating you until I've eaten everything. But it starts with the nose and then spirals out on the face. Well, I eat a breakfast for men, Nutra green, I'm man food. What did you say? Polly says out loud, that's hot. And sorry, sorry, said that out loud. What was that, what did you say?

Oh no, I said you men for breakfast. A, breakfast for men. Nutra green eye man food. And then the scream from the ad You know how neutral grain is so good when the milk just hits it Then it immediately goes slimy It's so slimy Immediately fully fucked

That's why I get it just a I would dip my spoon I would just get the spoon Put a couple of neuter grains in there Like that My son calls it neutral grain The orca hearts that's forward and said If you are to beat

If I beat you I beat you I eat your face, starting with your nose. If you beat me, we will allow you. I eat your ass. If you were to beat me, I will allow you into our most sacred building. What do I get to eat then? I don't know.

What's your favorite food? Oh, I like jelly beans. Yeah, we've got those, but only in seal flavor. Yeah. We got seal and we got wail. That's okay. I don't have any taste buds. How does that happen to you?

He's a texture queen. Yeah. I like the way they slide down my gullet. Time to fight! All right. Gladdadia attacks first. All right. He swings his spear.

And the spear jocks into you and does 8 plus 12 points of piercing damage. Let me help. Yes. You got this dinner. Okay. Launches a spear that just glances your side and tears open your flesh. You are bleeding from your side. It is your turn.

Okay. Okay. Bang, bang, bang. Shoot, shoot, shoot. I'm doing a little roll away from the... I'm going to go... Rolling away from the... Commander roll?

Yeah. Uh-huh. And then... From the ground. And you're doing... With the harpoon guy. Okay, do an attack. Roll.

Why, you got a little smile creeping up. I don't like it. Okay, just an attack. Boop. 13 plus... Six. Yeah. That hits.

How? Then 2D6 damage. Yeah. 2D6 plus 4 damage, I think. 11. 11 damage. 11. Okay. Yeah, okay.

Did anyone else want to do anything? Can I say to Ernie? This would be a great time to sneak around while everyone's distracted by the fact. But, but, old butt. Also, you can see dinner going like, look. Look at what's what I'm doing. There's a few things I might try and help with this. If you wanted to, I can maybe shout.

I might be able to help. Your friend is fighting the village champion and you're like, ah, we'll go. I'm doing pretty well. It's true because if dinner looks up and sees one of us isn't there, I feel like that's really good. That'll be really hurt. Fuck, but it's such a good chance to go sneak around. Like, literally everyone in the village is distracting.

Look, you sneak around, you are sneaky. But dinner will die if one of us isn't there. His helmet's too big and he's like waving and it's like kind of clunking it and he's like fixing it. You know what's funny. You know what's actually funny about this is that everyone in the fight is so focused on the fight, you wouldn't need to make much of a stealth check to get around there. You just need to make a stealth check so that dinner doesn't notice you'd left. It's a psychic damage you would do.

Yeah, yeah. It would be a flashback to dinner, like, at the dance recital as a six-year-old, looking across for his mummy and daddy and seeing two empty seats. Do you want to make a snow dark? Okay, so while you're preparing that, gladiator, it is your turn. Do you want to make a man cry? Orca heart, rears up. his shield to bash you

with it. Oh, cocked. And hits. Can I cast... Can I do a cutting words? Oh, so I have to roll again? No, you just roll a D8 and minus whatever you just got... I think why... Cunning words never work, but you're welcome to try it. Look.

Well, also, I just cheated and I saw it. It was cocked. It was not. Okay, well, the cutting words works. I saw the two on the dice before when you went cocked and you picked up again. You guys are fucking cocked. He misses then, fine. But the spear, his second attack, hits, and you take 10 points of damage.

Can I cast Healing Word while this is going on? No, no, no, you can't do a healing spell. You can do these, you can do subtle spells. Yeah, you could do, yeah, you would be cheating. Wait, with my, oh yeah, but even with my stuff. I mean, do they know this magic? This is my question is like, I mean, so there is some magic that is subtle.

I think cutting words, it's just kind of like he's hearing voices in his head, right? Well, if people are, that's why I'm thinking like healing words or even cutting words are like shouting out. Like, oh, yeah, you fucking dickhead, which is literally as a mockery, right? I think healing words, though, you would see, like, the actual, the actual gash begin to close up. So, I think that would be noticeable. So, you are, you were speared by the second spear. Have you taken your damage?

Yes, that's what I do. Um, so. How many? A bunch of you have left, Demi. I'm going to kill you. You better not. Polly Waddle, what are you doing? Stop flirting you, too.

I'm going to build a snow duck. And the snow duck is standing there with two thumbs up. And I'm going to put my bonnet on the snow duck's head. And you'll be white. So you'll be, if you cover your nose. No, and your feet. Yeah, you're just feathers in a bonnet. All right.

I'm just going to check, though. Do you have a carrot for the beak? Because I'm going to, otherwise I'm going to know. Well, I'm going to have the bonnet down kind of low. So the features are kind of hidden. But two thumbs up. Okay, awesome. Oh, it's almost like, she's like, I can't watch my friend.

Oh, no. But good. Okay. Polly really believes in me. So I think this is going to be stealth versus... Passive perception. So what's... So can you do a stealth role, please?

And what's your passive perception? It's bad. Okay. He's got minus one. Okay. What? I'm very stealthy. Oh.

No, I don't. I have plus two. Plus six. Fifteen. I got plus two. Passive perception. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different.

You said I had minus one. You don't want to pass this anyway. Why? Because if you notice. Oh. But you part it. Let's find that curtain, guys. Oh.

Okay. So what do I have to do? Nothing. It's passive. Okay. And I rolled great. I got 15. Yeah.

Yeah. So, Pollywell, you're allowed to sneak out now without doing a no thing. The villagers won't notice because they are focused in on the fight. Um, dinner, much about it's your turn again. Okay. And you got your jubiard thing? Correct. Firstly, we can refresh you literally every second fucking round.

First dinner, though, the first thing you notice is that your friend Polly Waddle is giving you the thumbs up. Thank you, Polly. I give them back. And yes, you are in locked in combat with Orca Hart. Okay. And I have just, yes. Yes, dear. Just, just so.

can picture the thing. If he's gotten a spike through him, there is rope between you and him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm doing like around my arm that has the shield on it to like kind of anchor. I'm going, zip, zip, jip, twice around, grabbing with the shield, pulling this can't towards me. You're also trying to, like, Scorpion from Mortal Kombat, get over here, the, uh, or half.

Yes. You're going to push him away at the same time with the telekinetics? What, you both just guessing, like, what I'm about? I want to know. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Let her call. Sorry. Sorry, dinner.

That was literally, fuck. Sorry. Sorry. Yes, that is what I was going to do. That's a really good idea. God, fucking damn it. Demi, two white men told you it was a good idea. Trust us.

Yeah, trust us. We support you. Okay, so the first thing you do is a strength check. Yeah, okay. Which, which, hold on, where's my stink? What did you roll? I got a four. Okay, now you can roll your body inspiration if you want.

Add it. Yay! You got a 4 plus 6 is 10. Nice. I think you're able to yank him forward to me. He's off balance now, but you don't do any damage with this. But I'm shoving at the same time. But I think, is that a bonus action?

Yes. So then he has to make a dexterity. Or what? Or fall over? Yeah, but we'll take damage. I want to take it from him, though. So, like, I've put them off balance with the yanking. And then I want to shove them away from their own weapon.

To knock me prone? Just to get the weapon. Yeah. So now you need to make a dexterity saving throw, I believe. But you have disadvantage. Fuck. Because you're off balance. Sucks. Oh, 10.

I think that fails. Yeah, that sucks. So you... Orca Hart falls flat on his back. Any ties of embarrassment? Yes. Can I give another Bartic inspiration? Yes.

Oh, that's a bonus action. Yep, that makes sense. Yep. As a bonus action. You got this, another D8 for you, and I also, can I cast a vicious mockery as a sledge? Uh, I'll allow it. Yeah. It does psychic, it's just, it's just, it's just verbal and it does psychic damage.

Yeah, I think only you and they would know. Yeah, exactly. The only other just wouldn't know to know your cheating. Oh, champion falls on the ground. I go, Oka Heart has shit, legs. I get a little bit of a little chant going. So now he has disadvantaged on his next attack. Wisdom 15.

Oh, no. He doesn't seem too smart Yeah 1D6 And That really hurts So that's two Psychic damage

But yeah Disadvantage on your next attack roll Oh Okay Do I throw a spear from the ground Uh No you've got to reclaim your spear Oh

Oh fuck I'm gonna pick up my spear Okay so I lose my turn Because I get up and get my spear Yeah you can do You use one turn to reclaim your weapon I believe And then you can have a bonus action If you've got any bonus action

I don't have any fucking bonus actions This guy sucks Shitty fucking You have two What was it like Triedens Or were they spears? I've got spears.

Right, but I've got one of them. You got one of my spears. Well, I guess he's going to spend his turn getting up and dashing over towards dinner to try and get his spear back. Yeah, great. Okay. Anyone else? Oh, Polly Waddle, what are you doing now? I'm going to fly silently over.

What do you think is some kind of owl? You're a duck. All right. Okay, it's flat, flat, flat, right. She can't help. crazy rogue rogue character built.

It's so loud. You cannot fly sound like that. You think ducks quack while they fly? Absolutely. Every time the wings go down they pump out a quang. Are you wanting to do

like a reconnaissance sort of flight over the village? Well I was going to fly to the village and I wanted to go sneak around in Bone Carver's house because she felt like she knew something.

Oh, Bone Carver's house has a sign outside that says Bone Carver's Covatoreum. Shee Bone Carver. So, so, Okay, so as you're flying, the first thing you see is there's like 20, 25 structures in this village. You're modern.

There's all these small, like, snow block shelters, like similar to like igloos or double-walled yurts and stuff. There is a giant store room, which you would imagine is like a big, a giant almost bunker where they would store food. There's also, yeah, some ornate houses where the heads would live, like the chieftain or the Gle or Oka Hart or Bone Carver. And the largest structure in the village is the meeting hall, which is heavily decorated with whalebone and the skulls of fish and animals. And yeah, so you're making your way to Bone Carver's house. Yeah, yeah. Now it's back to your turn, did a munch about it. He's rushing towards you.

Well, I'm going to dodge, silly You're just going to step out of the way? I use your momentum against you. Can I use my bonus action again? Can I dodge out of the way and then shove? You're going to use your Aikido skill? Yeah. I'm going to use gun cutter, but without the guns.

Okay. Oh, Jim Carter? Yeah. So, I think that's a reaction, right? Yeah, it'll oppose dexterity, I guess. And you're going to use your pushing? Well, let's just see if you get out of the way first. So opposed dexterity is the first check.

Oh, wait. What do I have to? Hell yeah. So wait, how do I do? Dexterity So I'm trying to dex you and you're trying to dex me Yeah Yeah

It's a 14 plus dex Okay And what did you get? Six You have advantage Because I gave you the dexterity So that's Roll it again

Oh yeah Roll it again Eight Plus Nine And then can I do this So you need You need

You need You need You need I need five You need a five on that dice. No, no, no. You need a five on their dice. No, you're not.

You need a seven because you got a 14. So plus two is 16. You need a seven or eight. Seven or eight. This would be so fucking cool. Here we go. He got on his tears in his eyes because everyone's making fun of him. Oh, wow.

Wait a second. Can I use cutting words on your role? It's been a whole round. I mean, that is true. Yeah, you actually can. You think he's about to do it. And I say, oh, he's got up. It would be ashamed if he fell.

down again. Six. That's even better for you. Yeah, because it's minus six. Be ashamed of he fell on his ass again. So you see dinner much about go to dodge you. And you try and readjust yourself to like pummel him into the ground.

But in doing so, you lose your footing. And I slip on some fish guts. Yeah, you slip on some fish guts and you go, like face planting into the snow. And you plow all the way up to dinner's, feet. And then I... A step on the back of his neck.

Oh no. Oh, no. Don't American history. X me. Yeah. Okay, so now your attack is stomp on neck. Stump on the back of his neck.

So you're prone, you have an advantage on this attack. I'm prone. Advantage. Yeah. So you could, it's a strength check. Two D20s. Two D20s. Two de-blood.

Groot. Groot two, roll two. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Cool. Ah! You rolled a five and a four. Yeah, and it's a minus one. Is it's still holding a harpoon.

Are you still holding a harpoon? And his smear? Yes. Yeah, cool. Dude a bunch about you got to stomp on his neck, but... It's sweaty. I'm not going to land wrong, and I'm going to twist my head. You realize that snowshoes aren't built for stomping.

And the back of the, the back of the tennis racket, the handle of the tennis racket, snow gets caught in the snow and you go, whoa! It goes down to his neck and the bottom of the snow shoe comes up and waxes you in the knife. Both of you are now wriggling around on the ground. And the chieftain standing on this beautiful ornate stage looking over the fight just goes, oh. And we're sure he's our best one. He was our best one.

Okay. And you look up and you're like, why is she thumbs-uping this? Does that give you hope? At least Polly still believes. Does she like this is happening to me? So while they're running around on the ground, Charing Valerian, do you have anything you want to do? I. I'll give you an opportunity to do something, say something, move something.

I am. I'm sorry. I don't know. Would Tash's hideous laughter on... I think that would be too obvious. This is magic. Yeah. Hey, dinner.

You're doing a great job. Get up. Get back up and stab him with two of your stabbing implements. Okay. Is that your way of giving Bartik inspiration? Oh yeah. You have biting inspiration as well. But mine's only plus six.

Yeah, yeah. Can I do it? Well, are you... You can't tuggle it up. There's none left. No. I don't have any left. I'm going to do it, yeah.

So I'm going to give it to it. So you get to D6 instead of a D8. Is that true? Ernie Sweetwater, what do you want to do in this? It's another vicious mockery for Ernie Sweetwater. And how bad does this guy look? Is he looking alright? He looks fine.

He looks fine. Could I do, okay, I'm going to go out on a little bit of a limb. There's a spell I have called phantasmal force it's not actually the thing is the whole point of this spell is that it doesn't create it's like an illusion where everyone can see it

it's only in the mind of the person it's a special sort of thing I'm happy if you got a reason that's no no no I think I'll allow you to do that how many spells lots do you have left though for that I got one more second level spell it's because we kept getting so many

freaking lovely sleeps yeah okay so you can do phantasmal force on on Orca Heart if you want Orca Heart yeah great so what's the thing Is it the thing he fears most? Is that what a...

No, that's the more hectic one. And... Fuck, maybe I should just do that. Do we want to do that? Just to get this going? Yeah, why not? Is this a fight to the death? Yeah, he's going to eat your face.

All right, yeah, cool. I'm going to use a move. Unless you can live without face. Or your ass. Yeah. I'm just, I wanted to let... Hands or tails. I wanted to let dinner have a go, but I'm like, okay,

they're both on the ground. Well, dinner won't... Dinner won't know that you've done this. So you could keep this a secret. Oh, yeah, exactly. This is actually the perfect thing. I'm like, okay, just a little help, and I keep justifying my head. I'm like, it's fine, it's mostly dinner.

And I summon, it's mostly dinner. Dinner's doing great. And I summoned my, like, fourth level, like, most powerful spell. And cast Phantasmal Killer, which is a Wisdom 15 saving from. Oh, no. Is he wise? He's not very wise, is he your guy? I don't think so.

I don't think so. Oh, you're also two. So if you want to just think of whatever this character is, and this isn't up to me to make, whatever this character is, like, worst, absolute, worst nightmare. It's an orca, an orca eating his heart? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so he envisions a killer orca with sharp fangs and, you know, the killers of the sea,

rising up out of the ocean, the icy flow. And the sunset, you know, just behind. And jumping 100 feet into the air onto the icy plateau where it wriggles around and is making a bee line to him. Does he become front or does he take damage? He, not only does he become frightened, but he takes four D10 damage a turn that he doesn't get out of it. So he's frightened and he wants to get away from this thing badly. I have advantage on saving throws against being frightened. Oh, that's a lot of damage.

No, the frightened would be a separate thing. That's so much damage, dude. Yes. That's... Well, this is my one get out of jail free. That's like 29 damage. 9, 10. How much else do you have?

He has a lot of health. 10, 18. 29's a big chunk though It's 29 Okay great Good maths What but that was a zero Yeah it's a 10

Oh that's stupid Wow okay She's not wrong Yeah Okay Wow so you become terrified Of this orchard eating Coming for your heart

You also feel The burn of psychic damage In your mind Like you could be going crazy It sucks You still are Seeming pretty healthy But you have you've taken a few

jabs and hits. What is the position of the person? Still prong on the ground, I think. True, but is it my turn? It's your turn now. It's your turn, yeah. So if I'm frightened, am I frightened of the thing in my mind or am I frightened of dinner? You're frightened of the thing in your mind.

Because if you're frightened of a thing in your mind, you've got to run away, but where do I run away to, you know? You can run into the crowd, you can run into the fire. You could jump off the ledge. You could just do anything that you... I think hiding behind the fire would work because you would think the orker would not go through the fire. Okay, so I'm going to get up and I'm going to run to the other side of the fire away from dinner much about. Wait, so what are you actually afraid of in your mind?

An orca that's jumped out of the ocean. Yeah, that's going to land on me at any second. So he runs and is hiding close to the fire. Everyone in the village, though, sees that Orca Heart is fleeing from this intimidating creature and loses a lot of respect for Orca Heart in the process. Okay, so this is what happens. I have disadvantaged on ability checks and attack roles, while the source of fear is within line of sight

and I can't willingly move closer to the source of the fear. So I think I'm actually not afraid of dinner. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Not afraid of dinner. But everyone is saying, he's losing a lot of respect for you because they can't see the orca.

You guys don't know. I think you get to at the end of every turn try and get out of this. Is it a wisdom saving? Let me have a check, but yeah, it's another wisdom 15. Okay, while we do that, Polly Waddle, you've made your way

into bone carver's house. And it's very obvious, I assume, that they're into bone carver. So that's the house that I walk into. Yeah, the sign at the front said Shea Bowen Carls. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right.

So I'm sneaking around. I'm rifling through everything. I'm looking for clues or any mentions of MacArthur Crimson. Can you do a perception check, please? Oh, seven. Gosh, you see a lot of documents that are laid out on bone carver's table, but that's all I'll tell you so far. Boring, boring, boring. Do you know much about it, it's your turn.

Okay, and I am first of all going to turn to the crowd and gesture to Ogerhardt and say, Be this your hero. I'm hiding behind, cousin of the sun, the fire. Is it? He sort of loses confidence. But he's trying to demoralize Ocarat. Yeah. Oh, intimidation?

Yeah, we can do intimidation. or are you trying to intimidate Orcahart or are you trying to get the crowd on your side? I'm trying to get the crowd on my side because I think it's going to be, that's going to make it a lot worse for him. And I think this is a performance check. Oh, yeah, true.

Performance is charisma. Oh, cool. Yeah. Yeah, so just give me a roll, see how you go. Yep, all right. Ooh, Nets are 19. Oh, dang, okay. So you're like cutting a fucking WWE promo, you know?

You're saying, is this your champion? Be this your champion! With his Is his penis, big or small? I'm asking a very small child. Would you reckon his penis is big or small? She's probably big. With his way too big of penis

to be of any use. Be this, your hero. Yeah, and you see some women with the crowd, be like, Mm-hmm. Okay, the crowd are starting to turn on orca hearts. You're like,

you're wearing the hearts and minds of the people. Some of the kids... One woo from a lady. Woo! Woo! I bet his dick is. real small. Just pretty normal delittle.

I will remind you that while you are winning the hearts and minds of the people, the challenge isn't really the winning of hearts and minds. The challenge is a very literal fight to the deck of you're in. I know, but I'm really hoping that it's going to demoralize him and it's going to like, I should get like advantage or something because of that. So, I'm, is it all cards? Is that my whole turn? Yeah, well, that's a turn.

I feel like dinner would be very motivated by external validation. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. So maybe they get some. We'll see what happens. I'm looking on me like focusing so hard

I'm giving me this orca I'm like you gotta help me here you did it you gotta fucking do something and he's brain he's like pulsing out of his he's like holding like a 200 kilogram squat and he's like

good work and I thumbs up next to the snowman yeah um dude's like you guys want to see me do a magic trick is that a deck of cards whose turn is it

it is all uh you you were afraid and frightened right so do I get to try and conquer my fear yeah yeah uh Disadvantage? No, no, I guess he gets advantage because he's so brave. In which case, yes.

So I conquer my fear, but do I still take the psychic damage? No, no. I mean, if you beat the wisdom, yeah, you don't take the... I'm not afraid anymore. I go, er. And he puts his hand... He puts his hand into the fire, and he doesn't flinch. Because he's like, I fear not...

You should take some damage for that. I'll take some damage. You take one D4 damage for that. That's crazy, dude. Make it a D6. What do I even care? Okay, you take two damage. I fear not the cousin of the sun.

I will crush you, you puny guy. And I'm going to go over and I'm going to try and grapple him in my hands. Okay. Try and, uh, trying to grapple you. Okay. Doolip. Uh, where I think I hit. Yeah, your strength.

You got quite a bit of strength. Yeah, I've got quite a bit of strength. Yeah, okay. So. No, you can on your own. Your turn, you can try and break free of the grappled condition. All right, so you're keeping your Bartic inspiration going, I imagine. Ernie Sweetwater, you got any of the vicious mockery.

Okay. Wisdom 15. Oh. Fail. Fail. So he gets the disadvantage on this next threat. No, minus two damage and the disadvantage. Okay, so you take another two.

Oh, yeah, you've got the two damage. Disavage on my next attack. Okay. Polywattle. You're still in Bone Carver's Hut. So I looked at documents. I couldn't find anything. Yeah, you could do another.

You could use this term to another perception. Let me have another squeeze. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to keep sniffing around here. Oh, yeah. 18. 18. Okay, in amongst the documents, you find a map that says,

in the main hall that you can clearly see marked. In the main hall of the village, are tunnels that go deep into the iceberg. and there's a little marking of a dragon in there. So it's like you would think that this is where the dragon's lair it is beneath the iceberg through that main town hall that you need to get into. Great. And I think that's, that's, oh, you can, actually you can stick around there.

I think I'll head back because I'll be worried that my snowman is going to melt. If you stick around, if you want to stick around. Okay. You can, I'll let you look for treasure in the next turn if you want. But it will be against whether or not the snow duck is defeated. Okay, so let's go back to Dinah Munch about your turn. I'm just going to shoot him. So you are, I grappled you, so you've got to make your strength check to see if you can get out of my grappled, my dude.

Two, you do not, you are still grappled. Does that mean disadvantage or does that mean kind of attack? Grappled means, let me tell you what it means. It means, yeah, you've got to make a strength or athletics or acrobatics check. Otherwise? Or otherwise you're incapacitated. Oh, okay. Which I've got to look up separately.

And I've got to go back down to eye. Basically, you got... So sick of having this fucking fire. I don't want to have it anymore. You got disadvantage on your attack rolls. You can get me. I'm saying. Okay, do it.

But you got disadvantaged guy. I'm sorry. But I do have this. Shoot that. Full. Yeah. And he's got fish breath, dude. He's got the baddest fish breath.

Yeah. Well, guess what? I don't have taste. buds, which is kind of similar to smell birds. So... Yeah, bird? Yeah. 12 is your lowest, plus...

Plus... Plus four. Plus... That still hits. Yeah, 16 still hits. So... And I've got... What?

Yeah, yeah. At point-blank range, you were able to fire your harpoon directly into his belly. Oh, belly. Yeah. Or wherever you want to... Where do you want to fire it into? Sorry.

Just through the bottom of his chin like this to keep his mouth open. And I'm going to go... Oh, God. And smell the fish. because I don't give a fuck. 2D6 plus 4. Mm-hmm. Damage.

And so saving. Okay. So at this point, you can no longer talk because a harpoon has gone through the base of your mouth. Yeah.

And my tongue, my tongue is harping up to the top of my... Yeah, chank on it. But you can still breathe and still fight, but there is a harpoon through. Now, this means the harpoon's stuck in there.

So if you remove it, he might take more damage, but he will be able to talk and will be able to, you know, He won't be as incapacitated. That's okay, I've got a spear. Okay, it's your turn.

Okay, I'm going to try and stab him with my spears. You've only got one. Oh, yeah, that's true. Can you, if you're grappling someone, can you use another weapon? Yeah, it's one hand. Yeah, with one hand, one hand, and that's a miss. The sound of one hand grappling? Yeah.

And the other one hits. You have a disadvantage on that because of the... Oh, fuck. Fuck, miss. So you flail around with your spear on the side, and even though you are, again, point blank with this person, you still aren't able to skewer them. Could you viciously mockery to me?

Yeah, this is good. What was the vicious mockery? Oh, the last time? What was the situation? I think it's when you were... He was hugging him, he was grappled him. Yeah. Hugging him?

Oh, what does he like him now? This is confusing. This bloke doesn't know whether he wants to kill him or marry him. Get him. Get him, honey? Yes. And the people start to me, they're like, this guy's pretty good. How about purple, how about purple,

So I'm going to pick this boop up. Okay, meanwhile, can you hold onto that dice? Polywaddle, can you roll an investigation check? Oh, yes. Oh, I love sneaking around. Oh, yes, 16 plus five. Oh, well, look, yeah, okay, so I was going to say, if you got over 20, you can have a dip in the bag.

Oh, don't mind if I do. Okay, so cut that and find a thing in there. Dib in the bag. Dip in the bag. Dip in the bag. And you have found a dragon scale male armor. Oh, my goodness. Jesus Christ.

Well, okay, you have some magical armor. Whoa. Which may not be useful to you, given that you're a rogue, but you may be able to sell it or give it to someone else. Nice. Oh, wow, that's fancy. It is armor made of dragon scales. That's very cool.

Oh, yeah. You know who that would look cool on. Like that was dragon wings. Cool, all right. Meanwhile, back at the fight. Yeah. Now, Dina, I want you to make. make a perception check.

This is because while this is happening, the snow duck has been sort of like shaken by the crowd yelling and stuff. So I just want you to see. There's only one thumb up now. Yeah. The other thumb has disappeared. That's 21. Oh yeah. You notice

entirely that your friend Polly Waddle has left and has been replaced by a snow duck that she made, I guess. And also you feel entirely betrayed because that doesn't that was giving you thumbs up. That wasn't Polly Waddle.

That was a snow duck. And then dinner to try and, because he's realizing what the situation really is, just kind of turns his head upside down. So their thumbs down, and then he goes, yeah, that makes sense. Oh, no.

I think Charyon probably sees us like, dinner, focus. We're still here. Ernie and I are here. You're doing well. You're doing great. You got one more stabby thing. I thought I was going to be a pretty good.

Good job. You're doing a great job. Okay. You are our champion. Yeah. You're a champion. Yeah. All right.

Do you know... You can do a strength check now to see if you can get out of the grapple. Okay. You have... Uh, 15. 15 gets out of the grapple. Yeah, that gets out. Cool.

You are able to wriggle out of the grapple. And I think you get a full turn now. Pit. Oh, pit. Um, all right. What do you want to do? Stab him through the cheek now. It's still in my head.

So you've got to take it out. You've got to pull it out. Yeah, I've got a spear. I've got a spear. Yeah, I'm just going to be a big X. Oh my gosh. Through the other side. Through the eye of the cheeks or the ears.

You're going to crucify his brain? Uh-huh. Okay, can you roll it on attack, please? Yeah. Do you have any bonuses? You got a D4, maybe, do you're D6? D6. You got the inspiration if you need it.

Attack roll. Yeah, dexterity or a... Oh. Uh. It's by yourself. Do, boo, boo, glue, glue. Creamy, grue. Wait, how old do I have to be?

Dexterity. Well, his armor class is 16. 11. You need a five. Stab! Stab! The brain! Through the cheek or through the temple,

whichever one you'll allow me to do, and then I kick him in the X. Right in the head. And if you want me, I've got good acrobatics. I'll do a roll if you want. What are you going to say, as you're going to say, as you just stomp him in the face. You're ugly.

And I'm sick. Sharon, it's like, hey, no, poor form. And the crowd sort of starts turning on me. And I was like, in spirit, idiot. Yeah. You jam a spear through his cheek. And combined with the harpoon you already put through his jaw, this gladiator, Orcahart, suddenly begins to struggle to breathe

and begins to choke on his own blood as it is filling up his throat. Yeah. And I lean down and I'm like, now it's very important. that until you get medical attention, you don't pull those out because you will bleed out. You know what I understand that? I learnt that in Scouts. The chieftain steps forward and says, You there, stranger from a faraway place, you have beaten our champion, Orca Hart. I will now give you the choice of whether we will allow him to be taken to our infirmary and healed

or whether he will bleed out here like the coward he is and die. in the snow. Shut up you. You have disgraced us. Losing to this divorced loser. Dill much about what is your judgment? Well, usually, you know, I would have a friend to be my moral compass for this type of thing, but... She's not here at the moment, so, yeah, who cares?

The crowd begins to chat. Death, death, death, death, death. And then I just push him into the pyre. Okay, he begins to burn. Unfortunately, so does Charing Valerian's harpoon that you didn't take out. Oh. Is it a metal spike? Yeah, but there's rope and stuff in there that's all I'm fine.

Where will we find rope? I've got a length of rope. I'll just give you a new rope. This guy's burning alive. He's like, my harpoon. Was he like a bad guy though? No, he was a lovely guy just defending his village. He runs a local charity.

Yeah. He was the best they have. Yeah. They're called the Little Orca Hearts. And it's all Polly Waddles for me. Let us tear down this statue of this once brave man who saved us many times from that awful invaders before. We will curse his name now that he is dead.

In fact, ran up his family. They will also be put in the pyre. As is our custom, kill them all. And our friend Dinner Munchabout has ingratiated himself to this village of ice hunters. Having defeated their beloved champion, maybe he will become their new champion. But at what cost?

For although his friends Charion Valerian and Ernie's people are there to back him the whole time, Pollywana was absent. I'm sure she was doing something very important. She wouldn't have left otherwise. Will our heroes survive this? Find out the next episode of Dragon Friends. The cast of Dragon Friends for this episode is Alex Lee, Simon Greiner, Demi Lardner and Tom Cardi.

A dungeon master is Michael Hing with MPC voices by Eden Lacey and post-accompaniment by Nick Harriet. Shakira Khan is our producer and the podcast is edited mixed and mastered by Min. Hugh Guest. This week's episode is brought to you by contributors to the Dragon Friends Patreon who get early access to ad-free episodes, uncut videos of recording sessions, and an exclusive backlog of content for just $5 a month. Until next time. Gather good people, I'll tell you a tale of heroes and cowards dressed in chain mail of kings and children, beggars and lords and dragon fire that burnt them all. But look to the ashes of Phoenix's burst with six wondrous hands, the heroes of you!

You can pray, but your gods won't save you. The worm's fire will not spare you. Doom and destruction, death and rebirth. The moon can return with the heroes of earth. Their jaws are all chiseled, are out!