Drama Queens - One Tree Thrill (Part 20)

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

In this episode of One Tree Thrill we find out how the girls would change their characters, what 3 questions they would ask their dogs and who would be real-life friends with Chris Keller. Plus, details on a prank Hilarie and Joy pulled during season 5!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey everybody. It's a Q&A. Hillary, so good to see you. Oh, my God. Welcome back. Yeah, we get to just tell secrets this week. Sophia is traveling in Europe. What if we tell Sophia's secrets while we're, while she's away? Danger. Excellent idea. She's the best secret keeper. We're going to guess how she would answer these things. Yeah, I'm game for that. also if you hear me and it sounds like I'm farting I'm not sitting in a squeaky chair

just heads up have the flatulence under control there's nothing I'm so embarrassing I went to a meeting at my son's school today and sat in a chair in the superintendent's office and it made that squeaky sound and I was like I really respect this person I hope I hope he doesn't think that I walked into his office and farted though squeaky chairs are the worst I had a first day with someone once and who, um, we went to see the quiet place and he got the squeaky chair in the beat. Oh, no. He couldn't move.

It was really funny. Can't do it. Poor bud. Um, okay, so we have good questions this week. Yeah. They are different. So this first question is from Amanda. And she wants to know, why did they get rid of the theme song in season five this season that

we've been covering? And I think it's a really boring answer, right? Yeah. They just wanted more airtime, right? It's just like longer, longer time for stories. Well, and also every time that song plays, they have to pay, Gavin. Is it every time it's not just like a lump sum? No, I mean, I don't know what the deals were back then.

I guess deals could have been structured, but they were, it was very much, the music industry is paralleling the entertainment industry in this way that a lot of their deals were built on syndication. Yeah. And now they're just kind of screwed. Oh, my God. We should have a soundtrack and theme song musician day on the strike lines. Absolutely.

Yes. That would be a fun day. I have someone here that I met who is actually a musician that's been talking to me about, who do I get a hold of? How do I start talking to somebody at SAG so we can join forces? Because we're affected by all the same stuff that you guys are. And we don't know what, you know, AI is totally taken up the music industry. Oh, my God.

AI creating songs. is terrifying. Yeah, it's awful. It's awful. Man. But yeah, just more time for our show, more time for kissing and crying. What about this one? This is from Andrea, or maybe it's Andrea. What is your first stop back in Wilmington when you go back to visit? You go back more than I do. Where's your first spot that you go? I just went back. Look, I'm wearing my recess hat right now from Bevan's business. Okay, when I go back, I usually stay out at the beach because I like being able to walk the loop. There's a place called the loop out at Ritesville Beach where many, many years ago, there was a developer who was building houses, building the neighborhood, and was like, I have all this leftover concrete. What can I do with it?

and he asked the town if he could build this like sidewalk loop that the community could use and he was told no like explicitly like you are not going to build that and so the rumor is that he just did it anyway so that could be total bullshit but that's some some Wilmington urban mythology for you you have all the folklore man I love walking the looom loop, that's my favorite. But then I go downtown because I'm still friends with all the, you know, townie kids that I was friends with when we lived there. What about you?

Yeah. Yeah, I like, I guess downtown technically is my first stop. I really do love early gardens. I love just taking a wander and having some quiet time out there. But, yeah, and Tower 7 on Ritesville Beach. I mean, those are the three, I guess, the three main spots. But probably, yeah, my first one is going downtown and just wandering. around because it feels it's funny how it's in my bones the town when I walk around there

I really feel memories and it's a fun feeling that I really can't experience anywhere else because it's the only place I lived where I went through all that stuff so yeah it was great I mean it went through meaning like it had an amazing time filming our show well I was just there last month and I was meeting a friend who was a one tree hill fan and I was like I'll show you some spots. And it was the first time that I've been back to any of those places since I left in what, 2009. And so we went to the battleship. We went to where like the river court was. We went to all these places. And I didn't anticipate being so emotionally caught up in it. Like I was a fan. Like, you know, we see fan pictures at all of those places. And it's like, oh, that's nice that people

are still going there. And I had this sense memory of like leaning against certain buildings and like sneaking a cigarette in between scenes. It was just a, it did. It caught me emotionally that, that I don't know, that it was all real. Sometimes you see something on TV and it's like, that's, that's fake. Yeah, but to see an environment where you, you're looking around and you see ghost versions of yourself on corners and at tables and it's strange. Ghost versions. That's the right way to put it. Ghost versions. Operations. I get it, man. It may look different, but native culture is very alive.

My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we aim to explore that culture. It was a huge honor to become a television writer because it does feel oddly, like, very traditional. It feels like Bob Dylan going electric, that this is something we've been doing for hundreds of years. You carry with you a sense of purpose and confidence. That's Sierra Teller Ornelis, who with Rutherford Falls became the first native showrunner in television history. On the podcast, Burn Sage Burn Bridges, we explore her story, along with other Native stories, such as the creation of the first Native Comic-Con or the importance of reservation basketball. Every day, Native people are striving to keep traditions alive while navigating the modern world, influencing and bringing our culture into the mainstream. Listen to Burn Sage Burn Bridges on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

Abby wants to know if you could ask your pet three questions. What would they be? Three questions for my pet. What are all my worst habits? That's one question. I would ask my pet, because they, that's all they do. Their whole life is you. I mean, imagine being able to have access to a brain that just watches you 24-7 and you

can ask it, give me information so that I can make myself better. I would definitely ask that question. Okay, what about you? I'm still thinking of the other two. Dude, mine is, why are you shitting all over my house? Hey, yes, yes, that's my number two for sure. Pardon the pun. Every morning.

I have been taking Irwin out to go to the bathroom the second he's awake and I leave him outside and I make sure that he goes to the bathroom and then I come to bring the kids to school and I get a text message from Jeffrey there's shit all over the house and I'm like I have done everything I possibly could

to make this like comfortable for him pleasant for him he's just Is it puppy? I mean at this point he's like a year and some change he's just shing all over the house he's real comfortable inside he's very lazy

He's so lazy Why are you shit all over my house He's only got three legs Most of the way he gets around Is that he uses his front two legs And then drags the back end like a walrus So Jeff and I are like We have this seal of a dog

That's just shi all over the house Get him a wheel, get him a wheel leg Girl That'd be amazing to see He's my project dog. He's really good cuddling. Yeah, that's my first question. What are your other two?

Okay, well, I'm going to go with yours too. I would like to know why. And my puppy's also a year old, and she does my house. And I think it's because the little one does sometimes, and she does it when she's being naughty. But it's so little that you're kind of like, oh, that's annoying. But then the big dog is the Pyrenees. And she's like, oh, is this where we should? Oh, great.

Oh, is this where we pee? Fantastic. So that's super annoying. Have rug cleaners coming out tomorrow. Girl, I just ordered an industrial one. I was like, I might as well just own one. I'm opening up a side hustle. Listen, if you guys have shudgy rugs, I'll show up with my little machine.

Yeah, or just put a library card on it and have your neighbors come and grab it. Yeah. I want to know who my dog's like better, me, or Jeffrey, and he thinks it's him. But I think it's probably me because when they get attention from me, they're just like, oh, my God, oh my God, this is a trait. I'm so busy all the time. Very rarely I get to just cuddle. And when I do, they love me more. They just do.

Yeah, I think I'd like to know what they want. Like, what do you want? What do you want to eat? What do you actually want? because I'm just making all these assumptions about you. I leave the house for five hours if I have to go somewhere. And I'm like, you're fine. But are they like, no, I want you to come home every two hours.

I want you to, I want walks. I hate that walk. I like this walk. I just would like to know what they want. Yeah. And then question number three. This is so sad that we're struggling. Like we have access to a talking pet and we're like, I don't know.

Yeah. I mean, I guess there are some things I don't. want to know. Like, when we lived in Wilmington and my house was definitely haunted, I didn't need the cats in that house telling me because I could already tell from their body language. Like, they just sit there and look up the stairs and be all creepy. Uh, I would say, I would ask them if George is overwhelming them. Like, for as busy as I am, she's got all the time in the world to like, really, really manhandle these dogs. And I think they're just, being polite with her. They're like, oh, okay. So if it's too much, if the affections too much,

if the headlocks of love are too much, tell me. I think I would want to know about the people in my life that are around when I'm not around. Housekeepers or like, they're dating somebody and they're over and they just pop in to grab something, whatever. Or even neighbors that walk by. Yeah, I would be like, tell me. Tell me what I don't know. Tell me about the people. people who, is anybody like stealing my silverware? Anybody, who do you, who of my friends do you not like? Tell me. God, you know, it would be so cool if you could put like a ring doorbell camera on your dog.

So that they could just like report for you. Yeah, I'm sure in the future there's going to be robot pets, like real AI pets that look like actual dogs. And you can just record whatever's going on inside of. them and they won't shit in your house right or maybe they will you know if that's what you need yeah who knows all right wow that was epic um olivia wants to know if there is a different career you wish your character had what would you choose hmm i like that i mean i man i really liked the storyline in season one where Peyton was getting involved with thud magazine and then it just went nowhere and we you know we've got local publications here in the hudson valley that i really like

and i encourage like my gust does newspaper at his school i'm like want to you submit your article to the local paper i like that relationship between the public schools and the paper and i wish peyton would have stayed that course i could definitely see that i think i would like haley to have been read to i could see her really following in karen's footsteps I would like to see what it was like for her really figure out entrepreneurship, building her. Not to take over Karen's Cafe necessarily. I mean, that could have happened. But just to build something of her own, I think that would have been really nice to see because there are so many ups and downs.

Yeah. And Haley's so creative, man. Like the nine to five of teaching never really seemed to fit for me with Haley. Like, because it's not like she's hanging out with like all the other teachers. If they were going to do that with her, like build it out, you know? Like the teacher faculty room, that is a hub of activity. We missed it. They never really did anything with it.

It was just sort of like, oh, yeah, Haley's at work. She just that she worked there. Oh, man, Haley facing off against like a bitchy PTA, mom. Come on. It would have been great. God, I would have loved that. Yeah, Haley running the cafe or just doing something similar. That makes, well, did you end up like kind of running red red bed from records and trick and stuff in

later seasons? You know what? I do not remember. It's not so sad. We're going to discover some things. I do not remember. I feel like that sounds right. That sounds right. All right. Sarah is asking if Chris Keller was a real person, would you be friends with him in real life? So do you go maniac? That would be very difficult, although it would be so amusing to spend time. I'm 100% yes. Because I knew you wouldn't think. Because I've, even like when we were on this show, my relationships with all the dudes were so deeply platonic. Like everyone was just in love with Sophia.

No one had a crush on me. So you could be friends with someone like a Chris Keller and know that a line wasn't going to be crossed because you're like the bro girl. And I like assholes. It's really fun to have someone else be the bad guy because then I get to go home at the end of the night and be like, well, socially awkward as I am, at least I wasn't him. Like, not that bad.

Chris Keller. We need to get him. I want to get him on here for the 23 questions. Let's get Tyler on. Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. Note to self. Tyler Hilton for 23 questions.

It may look different, but Native culture is very alive. My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, We aim to explore that culture. It was a huge honor to become a television writer because it does feel oddly, like, very traditional. It feels like Bob Dylan going electric, that this is something we've been doing for a hundred of years. You carry with you a sense of purpose and confidence.

That's Sierra Teller Ornellis, who with Rutherford Falls became the first native showrunner in television history. On the podcast, Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we explore her story, along with other native stories, such as the creation of the first Native Comic-Con or the importance of reservation basketball. Every day, Native people are striving to keep traditions alive while navigating the modern world,

influencing and bringing our culture into the mainstream. Listen to Burn Sage Burn Bridges on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What's the greatest prank you've ever pulled? or somebody's ever pulled on you? Oof, this one's embarrassing. Oh, good. The last time I saw, last time I went to my grandmother's house, I was in sixth grade, right?

This story is, why am I telling? Oh, no, I tell us. So last time I went there, I was in sixth grade, and there was a cop car in the driveway. And I couldn't understand why there was a cop car at my grandma's house. And then there was this, like, rando kid at my grandma's house. And my brothers and I are asking my dad, we're like, what's going on here? And my dad told us that my grandmother was an undercover police officer. And I was like, badass. Awesome.

And so from sixth grade on, I tell people this because I fully believe it. Why wouldn't I? Then, like in high school, my parents overheard me telling some friends that my grandma was an undercover police officer. and I just hear cackling from the next room. Because it turns out a family member who shall remain nameless, definitely not my grandmother, was just having an affair with a cop

who happened to bring his kid along for the ride. Oh, my gosh. That's the kind of class act you're dealing with, folks. Just classing up the joint. I really was, like, devastated to find out that she was not a police officer. officer undercover, like solving crimes. It's so much better of a story.

I know, no. She was just an enabler of infidelity. What about you? I can't top that. I have no pranks. I'm telling you, I am no good at creating them or thinking of them or following through with them. I just don't.

I don't have that, I don't think that way. And I don't think anybody's really ever played a prank on me because I don't like surprises. I've gotten better as I've gotten older, but I don't know. I don't think I give good prank reactions. I don't know. I just don't think, I feel like it's happened once or twice, but I don't remember. You and I played a prank in season five. Do you remember what it was?

We left that Leonard Cohen song. They were so mad. I don't think we could talk. No, but here's what we can say. There were a couple people in our crew. and also in Wilmington that were connected romantically and trying to keep it all very secretive except that it was totally the talk of the town

and they thought that nobody knew. And so thinking it was funny, we thought it was hilarious. Hilarious! We slipped this CD of Leonard Cohen's song, Everybody knows you've been discreet. Like, it's the whole song is called Everybody Knows. Yeah. And we slipped it under the door and thought it was really funny. But then there was no mention of it. And then it was like, days went by. And then it was like, how did it finally wash out?

They thought there was a stalker. Oh, that's what that's right. One of the people thought there was a stalker. And that had never occurred to you and I. No, no. We just thought it was really funny to pick on them. We thought surely they would know it was us. Anyway, it was a, it was a dick move. We should. shouldn't have done that. In hindsight, very funny, very inappropriate. We feel great. I completely forgot about that. I'm glad that you brought that up. We're bad girls, Joy. Bad. I think that would be so funny. All right. Well, listen, Alyssa wants to know, how do you think your character would fare on Survivor? I'm embarrassed to say this, but I've actually never seen an episode of Survivor. I know there's like 25 seasons or 50 or something.

My only memory of it is like when we were still in high school. I was waiting tables and it was like the thing that played on the TV at Buffalo Wing Factory. Right. Right. Well, do you think Peyton would, I feel like Peyton would just be over it. That's it. Patent's the girl that leaves on her own. Yes.

She's like, this is stupid. Bye. Why are we doing this? Yeah. I don't need your money. Come on. Yeah. But Haley is like skilled.

She's a little scrappy, but she wouldn't win, but I think she'd get a little further than maybe people would expect her to because she's, I think she kind of, when she gets thrown into circumstances, she seems to really commit to figuring it out. And she's likable, so they wouldn't like collude against her. Yeah. So I think she's going home, but maybe not too soon. But she'll still get invited to charity events because she's a fan favorite. for sure. Hey, what's, this is from Mariah. What's the best concert you've ever been to? Oh, I love this question for you, especially. I mean, somebody asked something similar. I don't know when this was, but I feel like we recently talked about, like, iconic music performances. And I had seen Jack White play,

the White Stripes play right when he was doing that album with Loretta Lynn. and he brought her out for Van Laer Rose. And that was, it was nuts. Because you knew it was like a rare thing. You knew it was an icon playing with someone who is another icon. And it was really exciting. But then I had done a movie in Tennessee. And I was in Shelbyville, Tennessee.

And Loretta Lynn was playing at her ranch, Hurricane Mills, with her family. And I saw the advertisement for it. And I thought like, oh, yeah. hell yeah, hell yeah, I'll go. And I think I thought I was, I think I thought it was going to be like an amphitheater, right, where there would be some distance between the crowd and the performers. And instead, it was like a pavilion, like you were at a public park with some bleachers in it. And like, you were on top of Loretta Lynn. It was the most intimate, crazy thing. Because it's like the house that she and do built. And then they ended up turning it into an RV park so people can vacation at Hurricane Mills. And so it was just, such a weird, intimate thing that I, yeah, that was so special and just kind of, I stumbled upon it. What a weird deal. Wow. That's cool. That's so special. Yeah, I'm going to turn Mr. Farm into an RV park one day. That'll be. Yes, I have some concerts up there. Yeah, what about you? My favorite concert was, uh, my favorite concert was Robin, I have to say.

I mean, I, I always loved when I saw Billy Joel, you know, he was my favorite growing up and sure Crow was great I mean I've seen I've seen some great concerts but man

I'm not Robin was just she blew my mind she was at the Hollywood Bowl and I I've just never seen that before you know

she comes up on stage and she's super androgynous so she's she's got this like really short white platinum blonde hair

and she's wearing kind of like a disco ball Madonna top, you know, like the cone bra top type thing. But she's got Everlast silk boxing shorts on and these weird, like, astronaut boots. And she was playing with a band called Breaksop, which I don't know very well, but they were great.

And she just comes out there like Marilyn Monroe, and her arms are out and her body language is so, like, silk, just sexy and amazing. And she went for two hours and just blew the lid off the place. Her voice is insane. She was so, so entertaining. She's powerful, man. That's fun to watch. I might, now that you said that, I feel like I'm going to be on like the internet later

looking up those everlast boxer shorts. It's like, you seem like a good around the house situation. I'm into that. All right. Our last question is, you know what, let's jump to Julie. here because this is a good one. She wants to know what were your favorite

90s trends. Oh, girl. I love 90s trends. I'm into it. They're back. It's fun. High wasted jeans. Sign me up. Crop tops. Yes. Blazers. There was like this

90s does the 70s vibe where all of a sudden like slip dresses from the 70s, bell bottom. that whole vibe came back and I really liked 90s slash 70s

fashion like the thrift store energy. Yeah there was a moment where they did sweatshirts with these Victorian sleeves. It was like a zip up hoodie but it had these high puff Victorian sleeves. That was kind of fun because it was if he did it as a little

crop top too. Oh crop tops. God I mean I know I know high waisted jeans were more early 90s because then the low rise kicked in, which I did not love, as we all know. I don't think any of us were a fan of those. But especially not girls with, you know, I'm voluptuous. Those low rise jeans were not fun. But the high waisted, yeah, send me up. I was really into those. That's definitely my favorite. And I love a scrunchy.

You know, give me scrunches all day long. Curly hair, scrunchy. Yes. That's time. Gus has been going through all my clothes. Gus just grew out of my converse high. tops from the 90s and got his own first pair. My little peace of your heart was just bursting. Love it. Yeah. All right. Well, you guys, these are great questions.

We're going to ask Sophia about all her secrets. You'll catch her on the next one. But keep sending them our way. The weirder they are, the better. Bye, guys. Hey, thanks for listening. Don't forget to leave us a review. You can also follow us on Instagram at Drama Queen's OTH.

Or email us at Drama. We're at iHeartRadio.com. See you next time. We're all about that high school drama girl, drama girl, all about them high school queens. We'll take you for a ride in our comic girl. Dreaming for the right team. Drama queens, drama queens. Smart girl, rough girl, fashion but you'll tough girl.

You could sit with us, girl. Drama queen, drama queens, drama queens, drama queens, drama queens. It may look different, but native culture is a lot. My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we aim to explore that culture. Somewhere along the way, it turned into this full-fledged award-winning comic shop. That's Dr. Lee Francis IV, who opened the first Native comic bookshop. Explore his story along with many other native stories on the show, Burn Sage Burn Bridges. Listen to Burn Sage Burn Bridges on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

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