Drama Queens - One Tree Thrill (part 26)
Episode Date: March 29, 2024It’s a spicy Q&A day! Find out the last thing the girls Googled, what disgusts them, what answers from Joy and Sophia absolutely SHOCKED Hilarie...and so much more you never imagined you’d get... to hear straight from them!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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First of all, you don't know me.
We're all about that high school drama girl, drama girl, all about them high school queens.
We'll take you for a ride in our comic girl.
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it's q and a time not to be confused with t and a time which there's always time for some
oh well we're having a spicy day guys you know just just a little hot to trot over here um which makes
me sort of think that ivana's question is the first one we should answer because it could be sexy
she wants to know what our favorite candle scents are yeah oh well let's use our radio voices for this
one. I think my favorite candle
scent. You know what I really love? Faux de Bois. Is that how you pronounce it? It's the one
with, they've got this giant, it's not, no, it's dipty cue, and they've got one called
Faudaubois, and it's like a fireplace smell. Oh. I love it. It really is. I mean,
they have a cassisse one that's really good, too, but yeah, the fireplace smell is just unmatched.
Oh, I love that. That, you would probably really like one of my favorite.
then there's this brand called boy smells that I love and they have they have one that is ash like it's a
it's got like this really beautiful woodsy smell to it and and I'm as you said it's like a fireplace
thing I'm like oh I wonder if that's why they called it that that one and then their other one
LES which is their lower east side scent are my two favorites is boy smells the one that
Casey Musgraves did slow burn with okay so they have one that's so green it's called herbace
And I put it in my library where I keep, it's like books and plant room.
Oh my gosh.
That went so good.
Yeah.
Boy Smells is the best.
I live with a candle whore.
Like my husband is, and this is one of the things that like when my family found this out
about him when we first started dating, they were like, wow, he really likes candles,
like a lot.
Like obsessively loves candles.
And he's a Lelavo guy and wears it.
He showers with it.
And so they sell this, like, huge candle.
I mean, it's like, and it's like in concrete.
It's this huge concrete bowl that they have filled up with, what is that scent?
That's Santal.
Yeah.
What is it?
Sontal 33.
Yeah.
No, it's Santal 26.
26.
Okay.
It's 26.
Jeffrey is always dripping in this smell.
But when he goes away, I'm the dork that's like, I need to light the Lelabo candles.
because I miss, like, the sense memory.
So that's, yeah.
Sense memory.
But, um, you did it.
You nailed that.
That was really good.
Yeah, he's the candle person.
I'm always scared I'm going to light the house on fire.
You know, I like candle magic.
Does that count?
It all counts.
Big fan.
Rosie wants to know who, what person in your life do you talk to the most?
And how often do you talk to them?
You know what? I read a comment online from a woman that said I talk about my kids too much. And I just want to tell her that I talk to my kids more than anybody else on the planet. And I'm probably going to keep talking about them. Sorry, not sorry. I talk to my son every day. I mean, I talk to my daughter every day. And I love that we've got a 30-minute commute to school and a 30-minute commute home because what we're able to solve in those 30 minutes,
are so, like, life-affirming.
Like, these kids are weird these days.
They are weird.
And I got to hear them talk about mewing and skimity toilet and, like, all sorts of
just, what is this weird shit these kids want to talk about?
And Riz, like, it's all the new lingo.
Yeah.
So much to catch up on.
It's keeping us alive, Joy, is learning all the new lingo with these old weirdos.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love it.
Yeah. That's, that's it.
So, I mean,
Oh, my gosh.
I probably, I talk to Sammy, like probably three times a day.
I talk to Nia.
Oh, Sammy.
Sammy's so naughty.
That's why she's fun to talk to.
She's so fun.
Yeah, I don't know.
I think, like, especially when I'm home.
Like, when I'm in the same time zone as people, I always think it makes it easier.
But I don't know.
All the years we spent on set, it was like you could never call anyone.
or pick up the phone.
And so whenever I have days where I'm not on a set,
I'm just like, I can pick up the phone and call anyone.
And I still, it feels like a luxury.
It makes me feel so excited.
But I'm not really a, I mean, you guys know this.
Like, I'm not a caller.
I like to FaceTime.
She loves a FaceTime.
I love a FaceTime.
I want to see your face.
You'll be on the toilet.
So she's like, got a FaceTime.
I'm like, I'm taking you to pee.
What are you doing?
Nobody can see me, right?
Okay, good.
Like, I just, I just,
I don't know.
It's like it makes me feel like we're roommates or something.
It stresses me out.
But listen, if I answer, you win.
You win.
I just, I want to see your face.
And now we have these phones that we can do that on.
You can do that in high school when we had the little like, like avocado colored phone on the wall with the matching cord.
No, and like, thank God.
Thank God, our little high school boyfriends never had to see us, just like in our room,
Zick cream on, curlers in our hair.
All right, what's the next question?
Let's see.
Georgia wants to know what is the last thing you Googled?
Ooh, I'm going to open my phone.
Yeah, let's all just open.
Okay, what did I laugh?
I know what I googled.
Why is Joy laughing?
What'd you Google?
It's ridiculous.
What's yours?
Anna Nicole Smith.
I just started thinking about her.
Did you watch the movie?
No, my husband was flying back home from a convention and he stopped in Nebraska.
And I said, oh, I love Nebraska.
And he was like, Hillary, no one loves Nebraska.
And I was like, I used to do a charity with Anna Nicole Smith in Nebraska every summer.
And it was the most fun.
And she and I would go to drag clubs together.
And it was just like the best time ever.
And I just started missing her
And I just wanted to look at pictures of her
So that's
That's so sweet
That's my Google
She was way better than mine
What was yours?
Where is Old Town Westeros GOT?
Yeah, what is that?
Game of Thrones
Yes, I'm re-watching Game of Thrones
And I was looking at maps
Before the episode, I paused the episode
And I went on like a 30 minute deep dive on maps
I'm such a nerd
Oh my God. Do you ever want like map wallpaper in your house? Wouldn't that? I feel like ADHD girls love maps because we can fixate. Yeah. In a big, big way. What's yours? So my, you guys, mine, I'm looking at like the windows in my safari on my phone. And side by side is where can I find a vintage silver leather skirt? And how much was the executive order Biden signed to experience?
research on women's health.
Yeah.
Am I okay?
I also, I love that you said to Google, where can I find?
Instead of just typing in vintage silver skirt, it was like, you're having a whole
polite conversation with the robot.
It's nice.
You know, I do, I am just realizing in this moment that I talk to my Safari and Chrome
browsers as though they are people.
It's really polite.
Thank you.
It may look different, but native culture is very alive.
My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we aim to explore that culture.
It was a huge honor to become a television writer because it does feel oddly, like, very traditional.
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Okay, Sophie wants to know if Peyton, Brooke, and Haley opened a business today.
What would customers be able to buy liquor?
Liquor!
Sounds about right.
Right?
Yeah, that's the vibe.
Yeah, liquor clothes and music.
Yeah, stationary.
I'm still the girl I was in Wilmington.
Like, I still just like all the same shit.
I like record stores.
I like bars.
I like trinkets.
What if it's just a trinket shop?
I love trinkets.
Do you guys remember Lily's little market?
Yes, Lily was my first friend in Wilmington.
I liked her a lot.
It was a cool spot.
There was this little spot, you guys, on the water right on Water Street.
And it was, what was it in?
Was it in an old warehouse, an old building?
I don't know, but you'd go up these steps.
It was kind of an industrial building, and you'd go inside,
and she had racks of DVDs, she had clothes, she had candles, she had cheese and wine.
It was kind of like that section of whole foods when you walk in and it just has everything
all in one little spot, you know?
It was the girl dinner shop before girl dinner was like a thing.
No, Lily was the mayor's daughter.
It was Harper Peterson's daughter.
And she just like knew what was cool.
And she is the one who introduced me to Jessie from Edge of Urge.
She was like, you need to hang out with this.
The townies, Burton.
Cool, sis.
I will.
Yeah, those girls, there was like a really cool scene, like young female entrepreneurs in Wilmington.
And we really benefited from that because it was just like, I'm going to go wherever those girls go.
They're neat.
Yeah, it was fun.
It was inspiring to see them just like not only making things, but making things happen.
You know, it was really cool to feel like we got a front row seat to that kind of era.
downtown.
Totally.
I could see
Haley, Brooke, and Peyton
opening up a little shop like that.
With other cool stuff.
Okay, let's see.
I'll go with Emily's question,
but I like Monique's too.
When new actors would come on the show,
did we know ahead of time,
or did they just show up?
We knew like a week in advance, right?
It depended on who it was.
Like when we found out
Gerald McCraney was coming on
and Tess Harper, remember that was,
it was like a week in advance.
but we were all, we knew, we were excited, we were ready to welcome them.
It was exciting.
And there were a lot of people that came in that was like, you turn around the hair makeup trailer
and say, hi, I'm Joy, who are you?
And I'm, hi, I'm playing the person that's smacking you in the ass at the bar today and, you know, blah, blah, blah.
Perfect.
Yeah, lovely to meet you.
Can't wait to fake an assault.
Yeah, great.
One of many on this show.
Who is the person that you were most excited to have come on?
Like, who was like, oh, no.
Cheryl Crowe.
Yeah, that was a big deal, season one.
I mean, for me, like, Daphne coming on the show, it's just such a huge deal.
I was like, Daphne, Zuniga, of Melrose Place and Spaceball's fame is going to play my mother.
What am I going to do?
Be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool, be cool.
Be cool.
Be cool.
I'm trying to think, like, it's hard to rival that, that Huey,
Lewis energy.
Like, I brought my Huey Lewis in the news t-shirt, and he signed it.
And he also taught me how to hold t-shirts so rock and roll stars can sign them.
There's like a very specific, like, you and your, yeah, it was like a whole thing.
And I just heard him on Broadway radio.
He was just on Broadway radio because he has a show coming out.
That's all his music.
And I was like, talking to Gus about him.
I'm like, hey, like, I've met him.
And Gus is like, okay, mom.
Yeah, he was not Huey Lewis.
cool. It's like I did. I have a shirt. He was really cool. He was. He was super cool. I brought him a record
to sign. You did? Yeah. Like I went to one of the record shops in town and dug around and found
like a Huey Lewis in the news record. I love that we had no shame. It was just like, I don't care.
Just like, I don't want to be weird, but also will you just sign this for me? Cool. Be weird.
Thank you. We like the weird. Be weird. I still use his his t-shirt trick at all, like all of our
conventions and stuff.
Hilary used that on Pat Benatar.
I did.
Oh, Pat, would you like us to stretch the shirt?
Huey, maybe you've heard of him.
He taught us out.
Okay, Monique, you're right, Joy.
This is a good question.
What is a food or drink that absolutely disgusts you?
Cottage cheese.
Really?
No.
Discuss.
Stop.
You know what it makes me think of?
Do you remember in fight
club when they were like grabbing the big cement size bags of fat that had been like sucked out
of people to make soap out of it that's what i think of cottage cheese as i'm like no i can't the
texture yeah the texture i cannot large curd or small curd either sophia doesn't like the word
curd nope i really do not i can't do it it's almost as bad as moist
Morbier cheese. It tastes like death. That's just the only thing I can say. There's a cheese called Morbier, and it smells and tastes. It's the only thing I've ever eaten that I immediately felt like I was going to vomit and had to spit it out. It was like, you know, when like a rat dies outside under your house or something. You know that smell. There's like a smell of death. It's like, is it fish? It's worse. It's death. Where did you eat this? At Beth Crookham's house. She
made a cheese board, and there were all these great cheeses.
And I was like, what's this?
I love a stinky cheese.
And she was like, ooh, it's Morbierre.
Try it.
And I definitely did not like it.
It sounds dangerous.
I think we have a, like, a cheese problem here.
Like, because mine is Alfredo sauce.
Like, I can hate Fettuccini Alfredo more than anyone on the planet.
And my husband, like, Jeffrey's always order in this shit.
And this is like, you want some?
No, I don't.
That's so gross.
And I think it's just because when we were little, we had to eat it a lot.
It was like an easy dinner to make.
And it felt more elevated than just, like, you know, red sauce and noodles.
Yeah.
I mean, my family was trying to class it up a little bit.
And I, no.
I think I also went on like a baked potato strike during that phase of my life because I was like, not eating this shit anymore.
No more, Elfrido.
Do you eat Parmesan?
I don't love it.
I don't either.
Because it's the main.
Yeah.
All right.
Wait, one quick poll, though.
How do we feel about Vegemite?
I've never had it.
Really?
Yeah, Marmite, Vegemite.
It's not for me.
It's not a big seller here in the Hudson Valley.
I don't know.
I've ever seen it in a store.
So what you're saying is in our oddity shop where we carry liquor and stationary and vintage silver skirts.
We shan't sell Vegemite.
We can put it in my corner.
I like it.
You do?
My only knowledge of it is from, like,
like, young Einstein, where Yahoo Sirius plays Einstein and they talk about it.
That's it.
We're really focused on snacks because the next question from Lauren is,
what's your favorite kind of cake?
Ooh.
Okay.
I don't care of cake, I guess.
I don't really like cake.
You're not a cake person?
Nah.
You like cake?
You don't like cake either?
I really don't care.
I'm take it or leave it.
Like, I'd rather have a second steak for dessert than a piece of cake.
Class of wine.
Like, yeah.
I'm like, eh, but I will say if I'm at like a really, just like a really good restaurant that has like a flowerless chocolate cake.
Because I think what I actually like is a brownie.
Like, I really love a brownie.
And a flowerless chocolate cake is basically like the closest thing you can get to a brownie at like a nice place to eat.
Yeah.
You like the lava ones like at Paci?
Oh, yeah.
The one where they're like, when you place your drink order, they're like, do you want this for dessert?
Because it's going to take 50 minutes to cook.
Yeah, it takes us an hour to make it.
So if you want it, you have to tell us now.
I'm like, yeah, I'm in 100%.
Guys, I'm a cake hound.
Really?
I just bought like a fancy cake plate because on the island in my kitchen,
I just keep a cake at all times and I keep a spoon on the cake plate with the cake
and just as I walk around, I just need a bite of cake.
What kind of cake sits on the island cake plate?
Sometimes like a funfetti
Like Gus just wanted carrot cake
For his birthday
We did that
I'm a pro cake
All the time kind of woman
And
If it means that I have to like
Lose other things in my diet
I actually gave up wine
Because I wanted cake
I was like if I have to choose between wine and cake
I'm eating cake
I'm a toddler
I'll choose wine every time
Yeah
Somebody do some fan art
Of Hillary as Marie Antoinette
eating her cake. I just love cake. I love that for you. A fun fetti. I wouldn't have pedd it,
but I'm here, I'm here for it. I think because I'm a very juvenile person, and I like, I like
kids shit. I like cartoons. I like kid cake. I like fruit snacks. But I think I'm realizing that,
like, I know the way we eat on set. Fruit snacks. Remember the Hershey Nuggets? Yeah, oh my God. And like,
almond joys but i'm realizing again that like usually when we're all somewhere and we're going
out to dinner like they don't have a fun fetti cake on a menu at an italian restaurant no but if they did
i would crush it well i know that now but what a crazy thing because i'm like oh we've only ever
had like a chocolate cake or an olive oil cake people at home are like wow y'all are really going
you've really gone to the end of this road here god i love it so much listen the next time we do a
convention if someone wants to bring me a funfetti cake like don't put anything weird in it don't poison
me because i will eat it i have no control there's someone out there that's like this is how we
get her poison the funfetti on that note thanks for joining us yeah don't poison us go get your own
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See you next time.
We're all about that high school drama girl, drama girl, all about them high school queens.
We'll take you for a ride in our comic girl.
Drama girl.
Chearing for the right team.
Drama queens, drama queens.
You could be a smart girl, rough girl fashion but you'll tough girl.
You could sit with us, girl.
Drama queen, drama queens, drama queens, drama queens, drama queens, drama queens.
It may look different, but Native Culture is alive.
My name is Nicole Garcia, and on Burn Sage, Burn Bridges, we aim to explore that culture.
Somewhere along the way, it turned into this full-fledged award-winning comic shop.
That's Dr. Lee Francis IV, who opened the first Native comic bookshop.
Explore his story along with many other native stories on the show, Burn Sage Burn Bridges.
Listen to Burn Sage Burn Bridges on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you
get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast.