Drink Champs - Episode 155 w/ Marlon Wayans

Episode Date: December 28, 2018

N.O.R.E & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. On this episode the champs sit down with comedy royalty the legendary Marlon Wayans. They talk about early beginnings with his brothers and sisters, the state of comedy, and much more. Follow Drink Champs http://www.drinkchamps.com http://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps http://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps http://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps DJ EFN http://www.crazyhood.com http://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy http://www.twitter.com/djefn http://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions N.O.R.E. http://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga http://www.twitter.com/noreaga --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/drinkchamps/support Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What it good be, hope it is what it should be. This your boy, N-O.R.E. What up, it's DJ EFN. What's up, it's DJ EFN. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, we out. Make some noise! I gave you the proper introduction.

I gave you the Puerto Rican way. I gave you the proper introduction. When it comes to comedy, the man calls him comedy royalty. When you think of comedy, it's a dynasty dynasty I feel like I was born on the set of a living color talking about first off you talking about the motherfucking Incredible Marlin! Yay! Woo! How you doing? First off, we don't know if you know,

Drink Champs is a drunk show that we bring up our legends. Because so many people want to give props to our legends after they die. People want to say how great Marlin was after you died. We don't want to do that. We want to give you a flower. I just want to interject real fast. I'll just tell you, I don't know if I'm making it out of here.

He's like, I might die. Come in here. I'm scared. No, you're good. I'm scared. I don't know what this nigga is. You got plenty of niggas in there. This nigga straight out of Kingston. I swear to God, nigga, when I drove in here, I was like, see number where I was like see number It was not in a bad

Money cares about an animal You roll the weed. Powder. Powder. Powder. Powder. You roll the weed. So, let me just say, your Netflix special. I'm getting content. I can't do this. I gotta work, man. No, it's okay. It's okay. So, you're out here right now.

You got two guys. Hey, Mitch. If I start saying dumb shit, stop it. I got you. Mitch, I know you from somewhere, too, right? Yeah, man. He said, Juice. He said, you got two guys.

You got two guys. You got two guys. You got two guys. You got two guys. You got two guys. You got two guys. You got two now. You got to do it. Hey, Mitch, if I start saying dumb shit, stop it. I got you. Mitch, I know you from somewhere, too, right? Yeah, man. He said juice. He said you got the juice now, man.

Oh, man. For real? Juice, juice, juice, juice, juice. Juice, juice, juice, juice, juice. Juice, juice. Oh, man. Yo, yo. So I don't know if you know,

we interview people who have 10 years in this game or more. One of the comedians we interviewed was Mike S. Mike S, man. Yo, yo. So I don't know if you know, like, we interview people who have 10 years in this game or more. One of the comedians we interviewed was Mike F. Mike F, yeah. We had Jack Thriller, TK Kirkland. TK was the only person who asked for Ace of Spades. He got to relax.

Ace of Spades. He got twice as well. He got twice. He asked for Ace of Spades. He's not taking advantage of you. He's not taking advantage of you. We got to take some more wet. We got to take some more wet.

At least we got what you want. He's got my wet. I'm pouring in the Ace of Spades. We should have did that.et. We got that nigga some Moet. Oh, OK. At least we got what you wanted. You just got my way and poured it in the Aces with a whole bottle. There you go. We should have did that. We should have did that. So now, you really come from where you had to be funny for real in your own family.

I'm getting kind of tired. Move it this way. All right, so you had to come from where you had to be funny in your own family. We are in a joint. You ain't moving it. You ain't moving it. No one knows.

You ain't got windows. You ain't going nowhere. It's hot in here. You ain't got windows. It's like Las Vegas. Oh, man got windows. It's like Las Vegas. Oh, man. This is going to be all bad. It's already all bad.

This is how we get the best out of an interview. This nigga coughing. And he ain't even smoking weed. He just got out. He just got out. But he just got out. So how is it growing up? Because right now, obviously Christmas just passed.

And all the kids got around. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas.

Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. Fuck Christmas. But he just got out. So how is it growing up? Because right now, obviously Christmas just passed. And all the kids got around. Fuck Christmas. And all of us, we interact. How was it growing up in your household and Christmas and holidays and Thanksgiving and things like that? Because everybody's funny in your family. Christmas was a lot more fun when I didn't have money and I received gifts. When you didn't have money.

You had to give them out. This nigga. Santa Claus don't get Christmas. Nigga, this was not fun. Right. At a point, I was just like, I really love that nigga like that. I really got to buy Sean. I don't know this nigga.

Oh, he's my ex-husband? Oh, my God. Stop. Yeah. No, but I was fortunate and blessed, man. My brother Kenan and my mom, my mom always made sure we had a dope Christmas. Oh, God bless. And we laughed a lot.

And Kenan always made sure we had a dope Christmas. And Damon, you know, they got us Atari. And me and Sean was just blessed to have dope-ass big brothers and sisters that cared and loved us, you know? Now, let me ask you a question about Sean that I always wanted to ask. Is he really a DJ or was that just for a living? He wasn't a DJ. I saw him and it's a real DJ. Yeah, I always wanted to ask this question.

No, as a DJ, I was like, come on, man. No, I'm going to tell you something. Back in the day, he was... Hold on, hold on. Come on, everybody. What the fuck you got doing? Let's get ready, DJ. Back in the day, Sean was like the Milli Vanilli of DJs. Oh, shit.

It wasn't connected. It wasn't connected. Yeah, it wasn't connected. He was lip syncing DJ movies. But now, Sean, my, Sean is a DJ. Oh, that's wild. He does parties all over the place. Mine as well.

I want SW1 to be like the new Asian dude that jump up and down. Oh, not Khaled, right? Karaoke. You said Khaled? Khaled? That was not Khaled. Who the hell? Karaoke?

Nah, Eoke, Eoke. Oh, Eoke. Eoke. Don't cake in people's face. Khaled? Khaled? Who knows Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled?

Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled?

Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? Khaled? So, Living Color was like the black version of Saturday Night Live, right? Why do you think Living Color never had, like, spin-offs like Anchorman and, like, Ladies' Man? I think everything they did was a spin-off. I mean, there's a lot of things after that.

Why do you think actual movies didn't come from that? I think Living Color was such a big thing. And when it happened, it was so big that I don't think everybody knew the behemoth that it was. I think it was just like this big explosion. We were like, yo! We had no idea. You know, you got to understand, Saturday Night Live has been around for 20-some-odd, 25, 30 years. So they've got to really look at the business of what Saturday Night Live was. When Living Color happened, you know, it was just a bunch of

young, dope niggas and nobody knew, like, nobody knew it was going to be the brand that it was. I mean, in hindsight, I wish In Living Color was still on. And In Living Color was only on four or five seasons because of the business that transpired, you know, where Saturday Night Live, NBC takes

care of the loss. How about the reboot? And make sure that... When the reboot was at a reboot. The reboot, you need the right support system to do a reboot. And Limit Color was such a dope show. Yeah, you don't want to fuck that up.

Yeah, and you've got to get more writers. And they had, like, Kenan's got a great eye for talent. Like, on the Limit Color reboot, he had hot talent. Like, talent like on on the look of a reboot he had high talent and like little rel was on the get out little Damon and Cindy Castillo once again I we got a he knows who's dope and I'm high you know actually got some taping of the original living color I got a lot I'm so I'm I don't even know where we just filmed it at. Was it? It was in L.A.

No, it was in L.A. It was in L.A. Can you open the window? Open it up. Come on. I'm hot. Open it up. We don't got windows, but we don't got windows.

We don't got windows. My heart is beating. You're a legend, man. You're a legend. He's wild. Nah, they take the lead. Even the little boy. I'm being serious.

They haven't even started yet. They haven't started yet? Oh my God, he's laughing. The little boy's an athlete. You don't smoke it in front of your own son? Your daddy smoking it in front of you? He 18, he 18. You be at school by the year, my nigga, my daddy gave it.

Yo, throw that glory on, my nigga. Throw that on. Oh, that Puerto Rican noise. You know Puerto Rican noise. You know Puerto Rican after you hear that. Do you feel Damon Wayans is underrated? Oh, absolutely. Yeah?

Absolutely. I feel like Damon Wayans, and I'm his brother, so I'm not the one to answer this question. Nah, fuck that. You can talk it for your brother. I'm not the one to answer this question because everybody be like, oh, nigga, you just saying that because he's your brother. Damon Wayans is, to me, top three ever. To me, you got Richard, Eddie, and Damon. Oh, I thought you were going to say Red Fox.

Aren't you named after Red Fox? Isn't he your middle name? No, nigga. Oh, no, Lamar. Lamar. Lamar. My middle name is Lamar. My first name is Marlon.

That's Lamar. That's Red Fox's son. Yes, Lamar. Yeah, Lamar and Jackson. You were named after Red Fox. That was crazy. But that was high nigga mentality. You said Red Fox.

You named after Red Fox? Yeah. I thought you were going to be Lamar. But no, so was the after. All this show about niggas. I said Jason. You know what I'm saying? leave a box. There's no selling the bathroom. All this show about niggas. You know what I'm saying? Oh, shit. Y'all ain't got no hair to this shit.

Would you stop with that fucking ball pit, you know what I mean? I ain't gonna post it. We got graffiti on the walls like this is Kingston. So what? Look how high this nigga is! Oh my God! He changed color! That nigga was dark skinned! That nigga was dark skinned!

Everybody in here is high, nigga. We like in a... Who's this? Okay. If this feel like a scene... He live streamin' like it's Get Out! He shoot niggas, my nigga. He live streamin' like it's Get out. Yo, he's live streaming. Like, let's get out.

Yeah, like, let's get out. Yo, come get me. Come get me. So before I move on, I do. Damon is severely underrated because when I look at comedy, I look and when I judge, and listen, there's other great greats there's great things about everybody you know everybody but Damon to me is a guy that can do characters he can tell the joke he can show you the joke he talked about his pain and be a part of the joke he talked about his pain and

made that funny he talked about his truth he talked about his life and then he did things that was innovative when he twisted up his arm to play his physical comedy I've never seen nobody do that I've never seen nobody do that I've never seen somebody say what if I commit suicide and I live and my feet was attached to my body like the images that this man would create to me as a little, even as a little boy, as a man, and as an artist, I go, Damon Wayans is that dude. And I'm just blessed to have been raised in a house with a legend like him and a legend like Kenan. Goddamn, make some noise for that. What is the age gap between y'all? Can you get some fucking air condition

that is little no today was a chance to pay cool you down here to check you out pretty good to ugly to drink champagne what's the age gap between y'all the older brothers my brother Keenan I think Kenan is 60

I'm 40 This is about 14, 15 year age Difference between me and Kenan 13 years Difference between me and Damon And like a year Between me and Sean

Cause you and Sean Came late into Living Color Right like towards the end of it Yeah me and Sean Came I can't Sean been around for a while Fake DJ

Right And then Now he's a real DJ But I came on Living Color On season 4 I can't Sean been around for a while fake DJ right now I came on living color on season four when this when the Titanic hit But I got one dope season characters I got to do things I never I Always dreamt to do I learned to write sketches because me nobody's writing for me and Sean. So me and Sean used to write for ourselves. So, yeah.

If my answers get cut short... Now, here's a funny thing. Listen, sweat is going to happen. There's no air conditioning. I have a towel in this car. Now, here's something... Can you hire a pretty girl? Somebody that's...

I ain't going to front. Hire a little midget to just sit there and do this? Let me just explain. We have a? Somebody that's a little midget to just sit there and do this? Let us explain. We have a different studio that's under construction. Oh, but what happened? This is a hood studio. This is a hood studio, but we figured you from Brooklyn.

We figured you ain't going to come. Hey, hey, if you don't do this Brooklyn shit, I beg your pardon, man. You got the juice back. He got the juice back. He's going, I beg your pardon. Now, here's some crazy shit. You know, after hearing that Tupac got shot. This nigga has five old blunts.

He's smoking all, they're still wet, mind you. Did the baby roller leave? Did you make the baby roller? There you go, good job, son. Son, your roller rollers getting tight. It's too wet, too wet. We roll that shit, my dog. Yo, yo, feel it. Feel it.

We roll that shit. We can name them after we. Papote is over there. You got papote over there. Rollin' them like we. You got papote. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that.

You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that.

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You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. You got more than that. He said papote. This nigga tried to plug it into anything. Yeah, man. It didn't even plug into something. He's so high. Yeah. He's thinking about the plug. He's thinking about the plug into his pen.

He's charging it. He's charging it. Yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo. You're charging it? Yo! Give it to me, port it to the computer. Yo, yo, yo! Yo, yo, yo, this is the most fun I ever had.

Yeah. So, what are you doing? Yo! So, do you want to... Nigga, you useless right here. You're a piece of pie. You're a piece of pie. I did say you were useless. I can high. I'm high.

I see the weave on your brain. Oh, you got me thinking. So let me ask you a question. You've been asking me a bunch of questions. I don't got answers. Because I'm high as fuck. Do you ever look at, you know, passing of Tupac, and you actually played in the film and you actually killed Tupac Well the room you talk to him like you ever does it ever get spooky for you where you sit back and say damn

You know, I acted that out once you know, I'm sad that'll be spooky for me I mean now that you think about it in this neighborhood you got me I guess it's loose. It is high as I am. You got Mitch. Mitch my nigga. Yo Mitch is high as fuck. You high as hell. You guys smoke shit? Yes. Yes. That's right my nigga.

That's right my nigga. Alright we gotta open the window. We got no windows man. Just open the door up! We got a cage door! Open the door and leave the gate closed! We got it! Yo just close the cage! I brought it down to 50!

Oh the AC is going to get, but until then! We got it down to 50! Just open it in the meantime! They said about AC right now! Leave it open, close the gate! I'm going to Close the gate. I'm gonna get a lung infection. Leave it open.

We can't keep it too open. You see the movie, Verb Box? After Blood. After Blood. Oh. First off, I think we should shout out. We'll go get back to the Supak question. We can shout out.

You had the improv tonight. Yeah. Right, Jharrel. Jharrel. Improv. I'm gonna say it wrong all day. Jharrel. Jharrel.

I'm gonna do it. Darryl. Darryl. Jhar a Darryl Scrooge. I'm a Darryl Scrooge. Darryl, Darryl. Improvising up in Miami. You here tonight, tomorrow, and on Monday, right? One show tonight, Friday, two shows on Saturday, one show Sunday, and then New Year's Eve, which is Monday. I got two shows, so bring in the New Year's with me.

Brand new set. Nothing you've seen in Wilkish. That's funny for me because when I look at a comedian, that's what I certainly go for, is to make sure

they don't repeat material. You know what I'm saying? It's like sometimes when I go see Jay for a show or I go see Kanye or something, every show I want something different.

So that's what you're saying, like every time it's not repeated material? No, it's not repeated material. Oh, every show. Here's the thing, rap, y'all can do that. People don't want to hear it. No, we'all can do that people people don't wanna hear

no we can do the same song but don't lay it out the same way yeah but y'all can do that music I can't and the audience

will sing along I can't do that in the fucking stand up nigga niggas is like nah that's the we heard the old shit where the new shit at

if somebody come to my show I make my opener ask how many people seen me perform live before. So then I can guesstimate about how many people have seen the new set. So if there's jokes that I have in my arsenal,

I go, I'm not going to do that. I'm just going to show them all new because 65 people in the crowd just clapped that they've seen me before so I gotta come at this brand new and unless I'm working for a special but I never like to repeat the same material like I like to go out there and give a fresh show and if I do it in special I ain't doing that shit again it's dead it's dead to me dead to me now I could do a character And reboot a character

Like you know And put the character In a different situation But I'm not trying to Repeat a joke You had a Netflix special In the Smackdown in the middle

Of like Monique controversy Where Monique is saying that But you know And then you had a You had a Netflix special And he was very quiet about What they

I was going to get that money All that black pride and style. I feel you, sister. Did you say black pride and style? Yeah. Oh, I never heard of that. Black pride and style. I was going to get that money.

I'm on diabetes. I got bills to pay. Her sugar... We need the sugar checkers. Come on, sugar checkers is expensive. I was going to get that money. I was going to get that money. I don't get that. I don't get that money. I don't even talk about it.

It was mighty good to me. It was in the middle of all that. But, you know, my feeling on that whole situation is like, you know, in the audit negotiation, everybody always feels that their value is X. Or your worth is X. But it's not about worth. They're going to play you your value.

And your value is what they deem the price they feel comfortable paying you. No matter what, worldwide, they want numbers and they go, this is what we're going to pay you. That's why Netflix don't give you numbers because they don't want you to feel. Well, I think it's part of their matrix.

Netflix, they'll give you certain hints about where regions you're doing well and things like that. But in the art of negotiation, there always comes a time where you have to say yes or no. And if you say no, then walk and you ain't the negotiations over so you gonna on press tours and all that I don't think it's helpful you know but at the same time you know I love Monique I think Monique is severely underrated she's kicking ass in Vegas right now really underrated comedian the girl is she's a very funny lady. Yes, she is. But at the end of the day, you know, what they're going to pay you is what they're going to pay you.

No matter what you try to do, they're still going to be like, yeah, I heard all that, but we're going to pay you this. So for me, you know, in that negotiation, I was like, you know, we got to a number and I was like whether or not I like the number is not important What's important is that I go ahead and do this and I show the world that I do stand-up and go to AC now I don't feel it's coming The words on your wide open the game, okay the words on your phone. The wide open the game. Okay. The words on your phone. I got notes. I'm like, what's that movie I just saw? It took me, Harrison, Kevin Hart. Night School.

Night School. Night School. The words on your phone. I'm dyslexic. So it does come out like, I'm dyslexic. I'm like, so your favorite movie is The British. Are you reading your questions, nigga? Yeah, I have to.

Because I'm dyslexic. You just hit it. And your favorite movie is? Exactly. Movie's favorite is the american west with dan flores is the latest show from the meat eater podcast network hosted by me writer and historian dan flores and brought to you by velvet buck this podcast looks at a west available nowhere else each episode i'll be diving into some of the lesser-known histories of the West.

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Bridges of Madison County. Yeah, I don't even know what that is. You all, you hardcore niggas. I should put this on and watch all you niggas cry. No, put this on. Put this on. I should put this on and watch all you niggas cry. Not put this on! Put this on! A room full of hardcore weed so all you niggas cry. She should've left though! She should've been with him!

I didn't know what that was. Another Puerto Rican came in. That's Puerto Rican. You know I have Puerto Rican, right? I have Puerto Rican, I have black. Which makes a Dominican. Wait! What do we have left? We just mix up Dominican. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait.

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Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. It's a romantic movie? Do I got to go there and watch it with my wife tonight? Oh, shit. Wasn't there a movie again? Bridges. Bridges of Madison.

Bridges? Bridges of Madison County. I thought you said midges of Madison County. Bridges of Madison County. Go on. Y'all ain't got the air conditioning. This is a trip. He's like, get out.

He's got me in the lung. Emma Rose wasn't even in the time. He's so high, he can't talk no more. Who said that? Okay, Brisbane, Madison County. Here's why. Because Brisbane, Madison County was a movie about a woman who was Meryl Streep. And her husband, okay, her husband goes on a road trip.

She has two kids. And when he's gone, this photographer comes in town and winds up smashing. To smother Reeds. Wait, wait, wait. To smother Reeds. He beats it out. The way the husband can't, because he's the husband. So they wind up falling in love in three or four days.

And then what happens is, her husband comes back with the kids. And she's like, should I leave or should I go? Now, this happened. But what happened was the children found her diary and her book. And in the book, it tells about this love story that mom cheated on dad. And meanwhile, they're going through stuff in their life and the whole thing is kind of like a lesson about life which is love and lust and choices that you make and it's there is no wrong choices in life and there's no wrong experiences because that experience that she had with that dude for those three days getting all slobbered out. It was right for her at that moment.

Getting wiped all over that kitchen sink. Gave her the tenacity and the love to stay with her children for the rest of their lives. So for me, it was a beautiful book.

It's a great book, but it's a beautiful movie and she watched it. Is this an awe moment in Drink Caps? One, two, three. Awe. Awe.

Why the fuck you put the Puerto Rican thing on the bottom of it? Why you put it in Puerto Rico? Why you gotta be Puerto Rican? Who got this? All right. The Cuban got it! Oh, this nigga.

That shit's so loud, it come like a. You see how I keep going around the world? So what's interesting is when you Google you and you say your top three rappers, it's Jay-Z, Nas, and Biggie. That means- I love you too. I love you too. I love you too.

I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you too. I love you, girl. I'm doing it for you. So what's interesting is when you Google you, and you say your top three rappers, it's Jay-Z, Nas, and Biggie. That means, if that's you.

I love you, too. No, no, no. I feel like that. Don't get emotional. Watch out, watch out. Don't get emotional. Let's go. No, but hear me out.

Hear me out. I liked it in your album. No, no, no. I still got to see it here. Hear me out, but most comedians, you know, they don't have that traditional list. Like, I could tell you really listen to hip-hop. Absolutely.

You know what I mean? Like, so many people would just say Tupac. It was Nas, Biggie, and Jay, I believe. But so many people would say Tupac just because Tupac is dead. Tupac is great. Tupac is great. He's great. I got to give it up for Pac because of his diversity.

I got to give it up for, you know, Dear Mama make me cry. I heard that song. I call my mama. Nigga, and she talk a lot. I gotta give it up for you know dear mama make me make a nigga cry She talked a lot you knew pop was big like that when you worked with him on above the rim I knew he was special. Hmm. I knew that how about Bernie? I know he was special He did you think you know, he's a king comedy, huh? Did you know he was a king of comedy when you met because remember he's playing now Yeah, well, he wasn't a king of comedy back when we was doing that movie What did you see the king of comedy? Absolutely? Okay anybody I ever put in a movie or anybody Don't be a man I forgot about that. That's a classic. You know what? You know what's so fucked up?

Bernie was my friend, and we put him in waves, brother. Let me tell you what's so fucked up about how I look at you. We put him in waves, brother. Shut up, bitch. To show him we was on waves. Bernie was a friend. It's not that I'm trying to say I put Bernie on. I'm trying to say that I've seen something special in Bernie.

If I ever put anybody in anything, it's because I see something special. And I'm not I, meaning me and my brothers. Because y'all come together in the black Illuminati. Y'all come together. You come together. Illuminati? Illuminati?

Illuminati's got real money. I think about it. I want to meet the Illuminati man. I want that. I want a jet. I want a jet. Like, a jet. Nigga, can I get down? How much soul do you need? You need all? I don't know. I've been looking into it. I'm not sure. You ain't looking into it.

Nah, I'm buggin' around. But here's the thing. If we see it in you, we gonna put you in some... Me and Tiffany was having a conversation Tiffany had me at his right he'd be flossing away How come you never put me in something earlier and I was like, oh she trying to say you bad wagon in now And I've always thought Tiffany was super talented and never once that's why I put her in Funny as Wind, which was a comedy show that I had for TBS because I'd seen something in her. And I was like, yo, if you do X, Y, and Z,

you could take it to the next level. And sometimes, just because you're funny, it don't mean you're ready for opportunity because sometimes it's about the not being funny that you need to do for this specific role That girl has always been brilliant Sydney Castillo Brilliant dude, so how did you feel about cat Williams when cat Williams made that he actually on it? He not only Tiffany he went at a Kevin Hart as well, and I don't like beef and company

It works for rap. It's anti-comedy. It works for rap. It's anti-comedy. If somebody come in here and shoot us all, nigga, your old album is gone. It's gonna be LRG. Can I get another one of these? You sure you don't want your hundred dollar wine? You're trying to kill me. Yeah. AC's fixed, he said.

Puerto Rican. He just fixed it. He just fixed it. He just fixed it. Oh my god. You want some of your $100, um, you should make some shit. You ain't got a wine opener. Yeah, we got an opener, right?

Oh yeah, we got an opener. You want me to open it? Come here, Julio. BAM! No, no, no. Open it in front of him. I don't want him to think, who got Wendy's out this motherfucker? What are you doing?

Oh, thank god. Okay. All right, so. I don't want him to think, who got Wendy's out this motherfucker? Thank God. All right, so, damn. Go ahead. So, super talented, right? When it comes to putting people in things, and me and my brothers for years always try to put people in things that we think at that time they're ready for that opportunity if you give

somebody an opportunity before they're ready what you do is they blow the opportunity and now they have to start from scratch again and now you once you fail you got to go all the way back to the back of the line instead of getting there getting there getting there I see you I see you got to go all the way back to the back of the line. Instead of getting there, getting there, getting there. I see you. I see you. I see you. See the progression.

Go. Now, you're anointed. And as long as you're a part of that journey, and you do it with a good heart and good intentions, I think you're good. I'm not a hater. I don't sit there and go, I ain't putting that nigga in there. If he blow up, if he blow up, then he going to take life from me. No, nigga.

Every movie I do. If y'all came in Haunted House. If you don't crock it? Take the ball, my nigga. Right. Bow. Nigga, said you came in Haunted House? Bow. Nigga, I'll be on the other side.

Yo, yo, try this right there. Like, we write in the art of comedy. It's like a basketball game. You ditch the ball to each other. You stop trying to create fights between friends. I honestly don't think Cat Williams was hating. I just think Cat Williams was voicing his opinion. And nowadays, is that hating voicing your opinion? Can we have

an opinion? Can you go to a movie not enjoy it, but not ditch it? Cat is... That's a good one. Cat is a brilliant comedian. Yes. And you know, sometimes what he says, people can misinterpret.

But we all know Cat. So we know what he's trying to say, and so we don't get offended by it. You know, sometimes Cat's just Cat. You just gotta let Cat be Cat. Because he's different, don't make him bad. He's just cat you just gotta let cat be cat because he's different don't make him bad he's just cat

so I don't think it's hate and you know look me and Mike Epps we talk all we talk sometimes you know he be like yo

Marlon blah blah blah Mike was in a movie with me like there's no I don't work in hate I work in love and I ain't got no I grew up in a fraternity which is my brothers

and so for me comedy is a fraternity so I look at everyone that's what I'm looking up in a fraternity, which is my brothers. And so for me, comedy is a fraternity. So I look at every one of my comedian friends, y'all my brothers. I don't want to hate on you. I don't need you for nothing. I've been eating for 25 years. But have you ever been through something like that where you felt like somebody was hating on you or felt like there was a misunderstanding? Because, you know, I don't want to just point comedy as if it's a perfect world.

You're so high, you can't talk no more. No, no, no. Because you know what? like comedy as if it's a perfect world. You're so high, you can't talk no more. I said no. No, no, no. I said no. Because you know what? Because the thing is, in hip hop, we have these disputes. I just want to smoke nine blunts and have a conversation. That's right. Because if I smoke nine blunts, I'll be like this.

Because in hip hop, we have disputes and quarrels and all that. But in comedy, one thing I'll tell you, I'll tell you some funny shit. I was actually jealous of comedians one time, right? And I'll tell you why I was jealous of you, you motherfuckers.

One time, Mike Epps, Mike Epps, Mike Epps invites me to a show after he does Drink Champs. He had a ball. That same day?

This was like the next day or something like that. Oh, maybe that week. So I go there, they went to a pack house, I'm talking about a fool everything and there was not one incident that happened but I want somebody got stabbed I was the fire, don't blame the Latinos, man. That's very, very true. I like to stab him, motherfucker. Tell me, Cucarão, be stabbing him.

Tell me, Cucarão, stab him. What's his name? Cucarão. What's his name? Papote. Papote. Papote, be stabbing the shit out of the people. Papote just stabbed somebody who came here, you bitch.

He gave a knife, throw an egg, and bite with the wheel. But is there a perfect scene in comedy comedy or you guys are regular humans? What do you mean? Meaning, like, you know, because, like, you know, in hip-hop, it's not that we have beef. It's just that it's emphasized because people are strong. So, like, you know what I'm saying? There be beef in comedy. I'm just not a dude that's going to be a part of beef.

Either we going to fight or we ain't. But what I'm not going to do is sit there and be like no yeah I'm not gonna talk over airwaves either we fight or no we ain't if not then let's let's not play this let's just be cool and call it a day but I got nothing but love for everybody in comedy everybody I don't like when other people talk bad about anybody you know I defend Kev all the time. People want to talk. It's hard. And I tell Kevin.

It's hard. It's heavy. Heavy as a crown. Heavy as a crown. Heavy as the head that wears a crown. Heavy as the head. Heavy as the head that wears a crown. You do got a contact.

I like this. I told you, nigga. I was hot. He's dyslexic now. I done gave you dyslexia. And he got the motion., I'm sweating like f***ing... I thought you did cocaine. I'm like, oh...

You know what? You can grab my merch. Your vital organs shut down, man. That guy ain't sweating years. He smoked his kidney from the... Let me tell you something. I'm going to tell you a funny story why I don't fuck with comedians no more. One night I'm in club. Problem was I'm not even in the club.

I don't know why I was in the club. Charlie, they locked me in a room. No windows. And they're smoking lots of weed. They're all dying. Help me. Get out all dying. Help me. Get out, nigga. Get out.

Let me tell you something. Let me just tell you something. I'm in Brian 1, 12 one day, and Marlon walks up. He with a couple of his homies. He had on a trench coat. Can I have a beer? Yes, please.

You can have another beer. You can have some more red wine. Put his cock in there so he can take it with him, too. Can you bring two of these? There should be two more on the same jacket. So let me just tell you.

So I seen them, and he had like a trench coat on. It was a cold night in Miami. I'm hanging out with him too. Can you bring two of these? There should be two more on the same jacket. So let me just tell you, right? So I seen them and he had like a trench coat on. It was a cold night in Miami. And I said something about his pants. I said, yo, why you got those pants on? He looked at me and I had like 12 chains on. And he said, well, that's like me telling you you got on all these chains. But then I looked and he came up with 15,000 jokes about me in that very minute.

And I said, you know what, you ever looked at a nigga and you could see him thinking about what he's saying about you? And I said, I don't know. It's like a battle rap. It's like a battle rap. And I looked at this nigga, I said, yo, I'm sorry, my man. I don't even remember.

I pulled him to the side. I was like, yo. Because I see him just looking at me. Why you giving me a bad American, baby? You want a bad American? Give me the Julio. Give me that Julio. Give me that Guantanamera, nigga.

Guantanamera, man. Damn it, you! Is that how comedy is? Like, because you really, I literally seen you came up with 1,500 jokes about me, like, right there and that second. Let me open that joint for you. That's just the way it works. Let me open the Haiti.

This was funny, right? This is like, this is Thomas. Thomas Jones? Yeah. The running back for the Jets. I'm so high, I can't even open up. We got you, brother. We got you.

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, come here. Come on. You fucking blood, goddamn. We're going to put our eyeballs into the mirror! Here you go, Sonny! Sonny, open this first! This fuckin' Jesus!

What are you, a sailor, nigga? You don't value this s***! This nigga don't value this s***. This nigga don't value his smile. He opened the beer on his teeth. That nigga need severe time implementation. He did a big my nigga. He got no idea what he was doing so he was like... Yo, yo, yo, yo, what this beer nigga? I don't know what you're doing. You got a young team.

He's good. All right. He's in town. Three motherfuckers I won't say bye. Cooper's in. Cooper's going to junior. What, 10 days? In Henshaws.

I don't know. All right. What, 10 days? In henshins. I don't know. Oh, that's hilarious, man. That's hilarious. So, damn, I don't know where to go. Okay. Shit, stop. No, no, no.

But is that how comedians is? When you see something, you could just really, like, a lot of people, like, you can't be, you can't be taught funny. Oh, can you? Is it something automatic? We take it in the environment. Okay.

All right, nigga, you want a bet? Nigga, like Terminator. You walk in the room, it's like, oh, and it just happens real quick. And people go, where do you get that from? God damn, my phone is high It's it's not taught I would say inspiration comes from God When I say something funny is a guy goes

Yo nigga say this, and then he's mouth, he open his, he like a pirate, nigga. Like, it just happens. It's not like, when it's forced, people be like, ah, that's forced. But I don't need to force, my nigga, I just choose to go all the way there. But how about like hecklers, when you on stage?

They don't wanna do this. They don't wanna. Nigga, go home. First of all, I got the mic. And nigga, everything you say sounds like But how about like hecklers when you on stage? They don't want to do this. They don't want to? Nigga, go home. First of all, I got the mic. And nigga, everything you say sounds like... It does, it does. I'm already winning because of clarity, my nigga.

And then you look stupid and you're drunk and you got your girl with you and she look funny? Aw, my nigga, you're losing tonight. You're losing. What's your bill, nigga? What did you eat? Nigga, you're losing.. You're losing. What's your bill, nigga? What did you eat? Nigga, you're losing. I'm going to look at your life, nigga. And what some shoes look like.

Yo, put the light on them shoes. He can't put the light on me. I already got the light on me. I'll throw out everything funny about me. Now, because I disarmed you, what do you got, nigga? I'm going to get into your pain. I'm going to talk about your daddy issues nigga We and that's why I say don't fuck with a comedian

But yeah, I learned that because we will try to if we have to kill your whole city See there's a terrorist in this city. I'm blowing the whole city. I gotta get him. He's in that bunk over there I know there's gonna be casualties, but that nigga he's gotta go Have a bomb Like one night And just Nothing worked for you Sure But I did that

I like to do that You like to bomb Oh it's funny You talking about On the come up On the come up You can't do that Nah

I like to bomb Nah I can't Why Cause you learn from it I don't understand what you're saying I like to bomb Here Nah, I can't. Why? Because you learn from it? I don't understand what you're saying. I like to bomb. Here's why.

Bang, bang. Because I'm growing. I'm not there. If I go to a show and I'm there and I'm not getting paid. There's one thing when I'm doing a show. Y'all come and see me. Y'all paying $45, $50 a ticket. I'm going to give you a show.

Right. If I'm going out to like Ha Ha Comedy Cafe, Laugh Factory, Comedy Center. So you're testing material. Yeah. That's true. Yeah. I'm going up there

to grow in some way. Right. Allowing me to use the stage for my progression in comedy. So it's not about, oh, if jokes don't work, that's all right.

Not everything you think is funny or great, it's just not going to happen. It's part of the process. Not every rhyme you write is going to be hot. But when you say that one and you see the Puerto Rican, they go, what? I hate that. I hate that. I'm a Cuban, man.

We got a Puerto Rican horn. But you know when you said something hot. So it's the same thing in, damn, you gave money back? Wow, you making money. You know when you said something hot. So it's the same thing in... Damn, you gave money back? Wow, you making money. You want a tip? This is a trick. Damn, Mr. Lee, you got side deals?

No, I'm looking ahead. He's going to be like, damn, I thought a nigga would give me $100 for that. So you got to try stuff out. You can't be afraid To fail Bombing is part of comedy And I feel bad

For the new guys That come out And they bomb And they get backstage And you see suicidal Thoughts going through Their heads Nigga I could

If this roof was like This building was Two stories high I'd jump on that shit They hurt But when you When you a G in the game, just go,

nigga, I'm just trying shit. I'm going to see how it goes. And sometimes for me, a bomb is the best thing I did because I made them quiet. Because I got to express what the fuck I wanted to express without your judgment.

See, nowadays, everybody want to judge you for your thoughts. I got to go to dark places. My job is to go in these dark tunnels that everybody fucking scared to go in these dark tunnels that everybody's fucking scared to go in and go get these fucking jokes. So

excuse me if I offend some motherfuckers on the way there, but I'm gonna go in here and get these jokes. It's like free psychiatry for you. Yeah. And for everybody else. I'm going to heal. I'm going up there for just my healing. I'm going there for all you niggas healing.

Because all y'all been through this shit. And I don't give a fuck what the joke is. You got to be able to go down there. You got to be able to hear silence. You got to be able to offend motherfuckers. Got to be awkward. In order to get truth. Yeah. Because that's somewhere between awkward and entertaining is hilarious.

Is it harder to be a comedian now because of everybody being so sensitive, everybody being like, right now, give you a fake example. I'll give you an example. 21 Savage. I'll be right now. I probably ruined my career. Oh, shit.

That's OK. The beer doing nothing. I ain't doing nothing. I ain't doing nothing. And I ain't doing nothing. What are you doing? You do that. You do that. You do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

You get your back. You get your back. You get your back. You get your back. You get your back. You get your back. You get your back. Why do they make beer shake like this, my nigga?

Give me a cup. Yo, where's the Coke for his $100? You got a hard can of that? Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke.

Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke.

Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give me a coke. Give spilled this beer. Talking about, um, giving an example of how... Jokes. We're talking about between... 21st Avenue.

21st Avenue. Yeah, it's hot, niggas. Oh, I got it, I got it, I got it. Try and remember what the fuck they were saying before. And this hot motherfucker's gonna make you say, yo, nigga, you know your job, your job is to remember this shit. Coqui, Coqui, your job is to remember shit. Go key, go key. Your job is to remember shit. Go key, go key.

Blackie, go negrito. Your job is to remember shit. You a whole bunch, you remember shit. You just be high and maybe you be high. You just be high and maybe you be high. Right now, 21 Savage dropped an album. In his album, one line he said, I want to have Jewish money, right?

He made no disrespect to the Jewish community. said, I want to have Jewish money, right? Yeah. He made no disrespect to the Jewish community. What he's trying to say is, you know, Jewish people in the neighborhood always have money, right? Yeah. So if we could offend people and rap with those type of lines, what is comedy?

Like, what is the future of comedy? Listen, people don't get offended by that. In comedy? People ain't seeing what's happening. There's outside forces that are intervening and coming at us and attacking us on social media. And these are bots. And these bots are created from other countries that's trying to take and bring down everybody and anybody that's successful right now.

They're trying to bring it down. They're trying to create these wars. They're trying to make us ultra-sensitive. They're trying to create and disrupt us and create an unharmonious society. And these stupid motherfucking people start feeding into this. And the press picks this bullshit up

and the press puts this out and they feed it back in and what's happening is you're killing the core and the fiber of America. Woo! And people don't even

understand that we're being we're being puppeted. You stupid motherfuckers. And I'm not even this is a high thought. It sounds real. No, that shit's real.

We understand what you're saying. I'm woke. It nigga this high thought it sounds It goes to the heart of what's going on even with the presidential shit right now that towel that's in the front seat You need a special time. Oh, dude You woke up as a stay woke No, but understand we're being Manipulated invaded but understand that we're being manipulated. Embedded. Embedded. And what people are doing is feeding into this. There's a bigger agenda that I may die

after saying this shit. And it's not because I'm saying it here. In a little, I don't know, where the fuck we at? Where the fuck is this? I don't need this. Alright, so what I'm saying is comedians can still do what they do. They should.

You can still not give a fuck. But what happens is sometimes when you don't give a fuck, you do a joke and now the corporations is like, yo, we can't message you because that joke you did. Whereas before, you used to only fuck with me because yes, because of the jokes I did. I don't think Kevin Hart should have stepped down.

You think if he did... What was it, in your opinion, that they wanted an actual apology for something that he did? What was it that he did again? I think he said something in the past. Some gay joke. Everything that was from the past, mind you, was just fucked up. Which is 10-12 years ago

Like the Chris Rock shit He apologized for it Before he made his first million dollars He gotta make some noise So he's gonna say Some outlandish shit I personally don't think Comedians need to apologize

For jokes Not even the Chris Rock thing That happened I don't think comedians Need to apologize for jokes I just saw that shit recently With the Louis C.K. thing I ain't think comedians need to I mean I just saw that shit recently with the whole thing I know I saw that lie I'm not gonna look that way here's why yeah we all grew up in the neighborhood I'm sitting with a

bunch of especially poor people right nobody here we're going to fluency you white guy who says nigga yeah right we all grow up in the projects and these penitentiaries and shit and you always got those white boys that you hang with that show niggas. And you go, yo, I talk about my special. You get that nigga a nigga pass because y'all are that fucking cool. I know you ain't saying

nigga at me with the E-R. I know you ain't saying nigga in a disrespectful way. See, it's not about a word. It's about the connotation of the word. What do you mean by what you're saying my nigga you could say hi, right? And I'll be like what you mean by how I could be like yeah It's what you say behind the word I'll be caught up in words And I think as a society what we have to all do is get less sensitive my nigga

Nobody trying to hurt nobody this is love what we have to all do is get less sensitive, my nigga. Nobody trying to hurt nobody. This is love. And we have to read between the lines of what's happening. Especially comedians. Comedians was that one place where that passed. It was universal state. There was no political correctness. You just let it ride.

I'm not politically correct. I probably will never fucking be. Now, I don't like being locked in a cave with a weed smoking. But why? It's politically correctness freedom here. But if I was politically correct, I'd be like, I can't do that shit because there's smoking weed in church windows.

No windows. Now if I know there's windows, then I want a cave. You're right, I need windows. I need windows. We do it like Las Vegas. Las Vegas, don't do it. I'm only. I need windows. We do it like Las Vegas. Las Vegas, door to door. I'm really on a bunker. Like, this is Sakaab's house.

Well, you saved it. You saved it. You saved it. Like, who's the nigga from Libya? Gaddafi's gonna come out here. And his boxers. He's coming out in his boxers. We go to the Vibes House Studios, House of Vibes.

Come on, goddamnit. I'm sorry. I ain't gonna big this bullshit up. Y'all can do that if you want to. Y'all can get perfectly correct. I'm about to throw you some bullshit in there. Give me some window. At least that man is a good bomb shelter. What happens when things like that, like for instance, Aziz, right? What'd he do?

He gave a bitch head and she didn't like it. Yeah, that was ridiculous, man. She didn't like it and she filled it up with a bunch of shit. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it.

She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. She didn't like it. For instance, Aziz, right? Yep. What'd he do? He gave a bitch head. Yeah, that was ridiculous, man. And she didn't like it, and she cut down on me, too. I feel like that's out loud.

Me, too, was like, nah, you on your own. Me, too, didn't fuck with that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They almost did. They almost did. They looked at it. They didn't even get a case. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They almost did. They almost did. They looked at it. It's a good case. See what I'm saying?

I will say this. I'm saying things. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That was funny. You need a correction, right? Men, we was out of control. Absolutely.

We was out of control. And it's okay. I have a daughter. I got, you know, women in my life I love. You know, my sisters, my mom. We had a good run. Yeah. And it's okay for them to start getting theirs.

A correction. There's a correction happening. And right now, it's getting there because they need to be valued. Yeah. But it's a correction. And it's rightful. And so I'm not mad about it. But the things that annoy me sometimes is when it goes too far.

And that's when you're like, all right, now you're being sensitive. There's a point where people stop taking your plight seriously when it goes too far. But you think Bill was drugging bitches? I don't think Bill was drugging bitches. I don't know. He ain't ever drug me. Are you talking about Bill? I'll tell you this much. drunken bitches? I don't think I'll be for real. That nigga didn't like me. Because you say nigga too much.

Yeah, you say nigga. You don't like nigga? Yeah. But you know what? You know what I feel? Like with Cosby, right? I feel like... I don't care.

I still, he's still my hero. In terms of comedically. Right. I don't have to like everything about you. That's real. But I'm not going to denounce the thing about you that was great because that makes me a fool.

Like African Bambada. We love African Bambada. Or OJ. Or an OJ. OJ's a better example. I should have brought up African Bambada. No, no. Bambada too.

No, Bambada's a good example. You said African Bambada. Wait, he was talking about boys. That's old. I totally forgot about that. I thought that's whatataa. Wait, he was fucking little boys. That's a whole different thing. I totally forgot about that. I thought that's what you meant. Yeah, that's definitely what he said. I thought you meant trying to get me killed, my nigga.

O.J., let's say O.J., let's say O.J. But still, you have to respect any of them. You have to respect what they did great. Right. Because Cosby, if it wasn't for Cosby, there'd be no probably Obama in office. Cosby made black people in their living room. Was it hostables? Hostables, yeah.

I thought them niggas was real. The Cosby show. I was looking at Brooklyn for them niggas for 12 years. I wouldn't rob them, too. I didn't want to rob them. I was looking for Brooklyn for them niggas for 12 years. I wouldn't rob them, too. I didn't want to rob them. I wouldn't. But what I'm saying is, but at the same time, I don't condone him doing anything harmful to women.

Because like I said, I got a mama. I got daughters. I got sisters. It's just inhumane. Isn't a part of you that said, come on. And like I said, nigga, I wasn't there. But if it's true, yeah, take your ass to jail. I'm not going to sit if it's true, yeah, take your ass to jail. I'm not going to sit there

and be like, yeah. And you know that one, there was always one juror that was sitting there going, yeah, he might have did it, but,

nigga, remember that episode he did about Theo with the shirt? But, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but,

but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, If you do those kind of heinous crimes, you should spend time in jail. And there's no excuse for that. But to say that he wasn't a great comedian, it's not true. But look at the difference between him and Harvey Weinstein, right? I know we're all in Hollywood, and we're not trying to be politically correct. I can tell you this. I knew it. I look at Harvey and say, I think he toughs up. I did three more plays.

I'm sorry. I did four movies with Miramax. Let me tell you, they don't just rape women, they rape niggas too. In the deals. In the deals. Oh, my God. In the deals. Oh, in the deals.

Them niggas took the scary movie franchise. You going to rape me in the scary movie franchise? You going to take the shit? Wait a minute. You went too fast. No, but this character, right? And, you know, like I said, I'm not a, I don't know. But when a bunch of women come forward, what you have to do is you have to pay attention.

That wasn't Terry. It wasn't Harvey. No, no, no. Somebody else. Somebody else. have to pay attention. That wasn't Terry. It wasn't Harvey. Somebody else. I want to meet the nigga that touched his ass. That nigga got balls. He was trying to commit a new way to commit suicide. He was like, nigga, I don't want to jump over the building.

I don't want to shoot myself. I'll find the biggest nigga I know and I'll touch his dick in front of his wife. In front of his wife. And they were trying to die. Ouch. So what I'm saying is, like, all these things, like I said, there needed to be a correction. Women deserve the right to be protected.

They deserve the right. I tell my son us as men. We got to do better We got to do better. We got to tell our boys. Hey, man, you can't do that. Hey, man No, you ain't supposed to hit a woman under no no no circumstance. I get it I get she made a call you to him word. Well, guess what nigga you could walk down the stairs You ain't got you walk away. I Had a good example in front of me as a father. Black men, men of color, men of anything. You need to be

in your kid's life and you need to be present and you need to teach these niggas the right way to do shit. Women shouldn't have to fight for their rights and their equality. Same way black people shouldn't have to have fought. There should have been a given that I'm a fucking human being and I shouldn't be treated like this, But it's not.

And so when people are fighting for their freedoms, then we should support that and support their rights. Until it encroaches on top of you. Now you being one of the successful comedians and one of the people... By the way, if you're coming to the show tonight in Miami,

it's going to be in Doral. Doral, Doral, Doral. Doral. And I got one show tonight. Doral's a homie. That's why I'm here today. Two shows tomorrow. You're going to be at least.

You're going to be. I got a long time. I'm not done yet. Tiger Ball. Let's pick it up. All right. So I got two shows tomorrow. Yes.

Where's Mr. Lee? I got one show Sunday and I got two shows on Monday. And I want to say if you're coming tonight, it's probably going to be a terrible show. It's going to be a special show. It's going to be a special show. It's going to be a special show. It's going to be a special show. It's going to be a special show.

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My name is Brendan Patrick Hughes, host of Divine Intervention. This is a story about radical nuns in combat boots and wild-haired priests trading blows with J. Edgar Hoover in a hell-bent effort to sabotage a war. J. Edgar Hoover was furious. Somebody violated the FBI, and he wanted to bring the Catholic left to its knees. The FBI went around to all their neighbors and said to them, do you think these people are good Americans? It's got heists, tragedy, a trial of the century, and the goddamnedest love story you've ever heard.

I picked up the phone, and my thought was, this is the most important phone call I'll ever make in my life. I couldn't believe it. I mean, Brendan, it was divine intervention. You can now binge all 10 episodes of Divine Intervention on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Let me just tell you something. You are one of the top comedians out there. You're one of the people that we identify with the hood. This is the reason why,

you know, constantly... And you know what? I can tell hip-hop helps that. Hip-hop helps the gap between comedians and rappers. Absolutely. But here's what I want to ask you, though. Was there ever any scrutiny

after white chicks, right? Because there's always this thing that they say that to un-empower a black man, that they want to put a skirt on us, or they want to put a, you know. They said that about Martin Lawrence. They said that about, so I'm wondering. They created that theory, smoked the wrong blunt, and ran the whole white horse. He's bad.

I read that book. That was a jam. That was a jam. Take a look at that book. He's dead. I read that book. That was a jam. That was a jam. Take a look at that. I read that book. Listen. Okay. We have to allow ourselves.

Hold on. This was you guys' script. You came up with that? My brother Sean came up with it. Okay, cool. We all wrote it and produced it. Okay, cool. So that's the difference.

White people don't do this. So can we explain something? White people listen. Explain that this was your guys' thing as opposed to, because what people think is it's always a white person that comes to you. We came up with this. And says, yo, we want you to wear a dress. They try to emasculate you. Okay.

Take it from me. Even if they did, if it's a brilliant script. Right. Nigga, you're telling a story. Right. You shallow-minded motherfucker. Let art be art. Yes.

Don't come in here with your scrutiny and your bullshit. What are you doing to better society? What are you doing to better the race? Because your opinion, my nigga, is just an opinion. So why don't you do something that's actually going to be effective and instead of pulling us apart, let's bring us closer together. White people don't sit around and look at

Rob Williams and go, he put on a dress, he emasculated the white race. I haven't heard that yet. Rob Williams wore a dress. on a dress, he emasculated the white race. I haven't heard that yet. Robin Williams wore a dress. And he's my shit. Black people were trained. They trained us to hate on each other. You know what else is my shit?

Tropical thunder. You're so high. Don't ask questions, don't ask the fucking answers, bro. My bad, my bad. Sorry, keep going. Keep going, keep going. Keep going. This nigga's so high, he was rubbing his Jesus chain.

Like, keep going, keep going. So, we're trained to hate on each other. We're trained. We have to open ourself up. Why is it that we call our forefathers of comedy

coons and buffoons, but white people call theirs greats. Do they look at Charlie Chapman, Buster Keaton, and call them coons? Charlie Chapman, that's the nigga with the Hitler mustache. Yeah. Okay. I don't know about the coons and buffoons. Who calls it that? I'm just saying, in terms of...

I mean, people call... I mean, I'm just saying, for anybody that doesn't know. Yeah, sometimes. Yes. And it's been labeled that throughout history. Been labeled that. Why do I have to look at my heroes in a negative connotation? The people that made it for us to be in this situation.

If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be where we are to be able to tell the kind of stories about the kind of black man that we are. That man did what they had to do back then to get us in the game. So who are we to look back and judge? Meanwhile, they look at theirs and they applaud.

And we can't look at ours and applaud, applaud the effort and go, here's what I could do differently. Here's what I could make better. But even then, but look at when Robin Williams puts on the dress, white people don't. Tom Hanks wore a dress when he did Bosom Buddies. Fucking four seasons. And did anybody go, Tom Hanks, he's emasculating the white man. They embraced this.

But did you actually hear that rumor? We have to embrace ours. Oh, he obviously has. I'm asking, yeah. What? Did you hear that rumor? Like, that's what happens to the black man? I heard the bullshit.

I don't listen to that. I do comedy, brother. Nigga, was it funny? Was it funny? And listen, I'm doing a movie that's polarizing. I'm doing a movie that speaks about black and whites. I'm doing a movie that empowers both races. I'm doing a movie that is about, like, it's really a gender movie.

White Chicks is so dope because you would think it's about black and white, but it's more about black and white. It's about female, male. It's about pop culture. It's about where things was going. We was ahead of the curve. So for us, when I do a… We said what?

Caitlyn Jenner took a deep breath. Oh, dang. And the Nori podcast. You just got canceled. No, I'm just playing. Yeah, what do you call him again? Chipote? What do you call him? Papote. I said, Papote, we're going to interview you by the way. He goes, whoo.

I said, by the way, white chicks dressing like, oh, I like it. I'm from the ass. You don't really talk like that. I just fucked his ass. No, I get it. But I just think it's all about how we view things. And I want to change the perspective of how we look at our past. Because, you know, sometimes your past is handed to you the way it was handed to you.

You can't fix that. I can never change the fact that we were slaves. And when you learn about slavery in school and you're black and you start sinking in your seat out of shame. Because they're not teaching about all the other slaveries that happen in every other fucking continent this is telling you about the black experience which makes you feel lower I shouldn't have to feel lower about something that was not in my control I should be empowered by the fact that I went through Mike that experience was still here and was stronger than fucking ever and it wasn't for whatever experience that happened nigga

I wouldn't be that we wouldn the part of the drink champ tradition. Merry Christmas, but I do not, this is called. I just don't know what this is. I've never seen nothing like this before. Amber Rose drink is. I've never, it's black, nigga. It's ginseng. It look like you ginseng.

It's ginseng. It look like you squoze this nigga's skin into this black. Look at this. You just got some black ass in there, man! Yeah! You got some black ass in there! Sonny in the cup!

Sonny in the cup! Sonny in the cup! Let's explain to him. Because so many people, they want to give these people, you're great, you're great. I want to look at you in your face and tell you how much of a fan I am of you. This sound like I'm about to die when I drink this fucking drink. No, because... You know what I know, hit me out, hit me out.

If we're not going to big each other up, then who's going to big each other up? And us as people, and I'm not talking black, I'm talking about our culture. We got to keep continuing to say that, you know, what you're doing out there, and how you're doing it out there, we respect what you're doing, man. Thank you, but I'm a different kind of shot than... No, no, no. This is Drinks, Chances. Drinks, Chances. This is Drinks, Chances. No, no, no. This is Drink Champs. Drink Champs.

It's so-and-so. It's so-and-so. I got, I got. You want me to, I'll take some more. I'll take some more. But then again, you had 19 fucking blunts in a half hour. All right, come on. Salud.

Salud. Eye to eye. Eye to eye. All right, let's go. Hey! Oh, wordy, wordy. You're good. Go, go, go.

I'll say a little piece. That was terrible. What was it, buddy? It was terrible. It was terrible. It was terrible. It was terrible. You're good! Go, go, go! I'll say a little piece. That was terrible. Look, you handled that really good! You know what that is. It's the soy sauce.

I think you can get another character out of that. Tiger Ball. You know that. Come on, Sean. listen you know that it's all bad in my chest yo I've known this nigga 30 years I've never seen him cry in my life I'm so into a Molotov cocktail in my chest. I've never seen a nigga scared in 30 years. I don't know what's gonna happen to me.

Let me tell you something. Did this... Someone made this in jail, my nigga. Very true. Someone made this in jail, like... And before you wait, niggas, he go, Yo, take a shot of this yo, take a shot of this. Just take a shot of this.

Oh my god. Mitch, you show up. I'll help you out. Yeah, let me know. I'm going to take a shot with you. I got you. You want a shot? I'll take a shot with you too.

Just so you know, I just want you to know, my first visit I ever did after three and a half years, I shot a nigga at the CN Juice. So. Nigga, I remember. You didn't get the message. I've been there the three and a little shot. Give him a little shot. Let's do unity. Unity. Because I ain't gonna lie.

I ain't gonna lie. You are a great sport. You came in here. You can't keep giving me emotional speeches before you do this. I got you. Get out of there. I'm not that great.

I see you already. And I'm ahead of you. I got you. I'm not that great, nigga. I ain't never won anything. I'm not that great. I am not that great, but pick me up. Bomb, look at that.

That's it. That's it. Come on, man. I got you, man. I'm going to give you a little bit more than that. We all take a shot. Yeah. All right, cool, cool.

I'm going to give you a little more because I don't want you out there like that. You don't have to. I got enough. All right, look at everybody. Look at everybody taking a shot. Hold on. Let me tell you something. All of our crew was off.

They didn't want to come in today. I never knew where the podcast was. But when I said, Marlon is in the motherfucking building, you know what happened? The whole Drink Champs army shut down shit. They came through. They came through. Marlon is a motherfucking boy. He's a motherfucking man.

You're sorry. I don't smoke weed, right? If you don't smoke weed, you're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man.

You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. You're a fucking man. He's a motherfucking boy! He's a motherfucking man! Sir! Hey! Yo, so one of the- Here's the thing, I don't smoke weed, right? If you did, how high is hell?

I'm already high as hell. I've been high for the last half hour. Alright, you ready? Let's go. Let's go, come on, let's do it. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! Why ain't I- That one was good. I can't get used to that shit. Let's go! That shit fit. Oh fuck. No, but you said after the third one. Yeah, here you go.

Yeah, no, no, no. After the third one. We don't even do the third one. I think we have a potent Tiger Ball. That's a good one. That's a good one. That Tiger Ball is potent, man. But he from Brooklyn Slash Man.

He from Brooklyn Slash Man. You from Tiger Ball? Yeah, you sick. Holy shit, dog. You okay, brother? That's just the best thing. That's just the best thing. That's just the best thing. I Question for you, okay, what the fuck made you go, let me get everybody high as fuck and drunk as a motherfucker and do a podcast?

What the fuck? What's next? We gonna get everybody high on crack. Now you see that shit when they're doing that. A slingshot from Dubai from one building to another, that's my next show.

It's the Pookie Podcast. Slinging somebody. From a slingshot from one building to another. But, um... Look at his face. Yo, can you open that window? No, you're not. No, you're not.

No. You think comedy... will last this long? Comedy? Comedy will be here forever. Yeah, comedy will last this long? Comedy? Comedy will be here forever. Yeah, comedy will be here forever. And as long as we keep pushing the limits, you know, sometimes

if I say something offensive, I was supposed to. And I was supposed to give up that part of my career to be brave enough to not give a fuck. Because all the real greats at some point you gotta you have to go fuck that i'm gonna say it and you gotta be truthful because nobody else

is gonna say it because that's why the motherfuckers ain't comedians and for us we gotta say it and if i lose all you niggas i don't give a a fuck. Now, you ain't losing us. Be with you forever. The people that really... You took two shots of Tiger Bone with us. Be with you for life. And I'm still talking. I'm going to take it. There you are taking it in the motherfucker right now. I get drunk. I get spiritual, my nigga.

I'm a different kind of drunk, my nigga. My nigga got more sober as he got drunk. That's hard. That's crazy. That's the way I'm wired. Put your glasses on right now. And nobody drives better fucked up. Daddy Swervin, give him a beer.

So for me, you have to push the limits. We got to not give a fuck. We got to keep going there. And if I lose fans, fuck them. Because the ones that I gained, those are the ones that I'm supposed to have. And they're stuck with me. Because they know that I'm protecting them by speaking truthfully about what the fuck is happening. And that's always.

And you've got to be a real nigga. Fuck all this, you can't be, you've got to be politically correct. Nigga, comedy is not politically correct. There's politically correct comedians and they do great. But that's for them. For me, I'm not that nigga. Somebody fought it and tried to cover it up

and he just went, I smell shit. You don't got many people on your side, though. So it gotta be one of two. You look like you fought it. Make a point and nobody else. We gotta not give a fuck.

My job is to not give a fuck. My job is to not give a fuck. My job is to talk about what people won't talk about. So fuck it. I'm going to be that nigga. And if I ever say something that loses fans or loses a show,

loses endorsements, then that was all supposed to be lost for me to find the new me and for the audience to find that I'm a true motherfucker I always spoke my motherfucking mind and those That love me will bring me back to the top cut them make some noise for that Because

Nosy as fuck Yeah I'm trying to be good At my job You got sisters niggas Yeah I'm trying to be good At my job Hey Mitch help me I got one So listen

The Richard Pryor story I think I'm fucked up Go How you doing buddy The Richard Pryor story These questions Get deeper and deeper No it's because

When I heard the Richard Pryor story And this is God honest I kid you not I think I said it On the podcast I'm not sure But when I heard it I felt like

It was either you Or Mike Epps I don't feel like Anyone should ever, but when I heard it, I felt like it was either you or Mike Epps. I don't feel like anyone should ever be in the running for it. I just feel like... I think either one of us would have served it justice.

And it was a great experience for me, man. Uh-huh. I don't know what's happening with the movie. Okay. It's been through, you know,

it started out, my brother Damien was going to do it years ago. It was going to be the actual movie. Eddie Murphy was going to do it years ago he was gonna do it then Mike and me and Mike and so Eddie Murphy's gonna do a play Richard or at a

point all right and for me I'm just I'm blessed because going up for that audition brought me to the stage that in and the movie my idea with my brother Damon called Behind the Smile brought me to the stage. So my hero in comedy, meaning going to play his life. If I felt like I'd do Richard Pryor's story, I should get my ass on stage. If I'm going to play the greatest comedian ever, I need to get my ass on stage. And so I started doing stand-up. You were doing stand-up before that? That's the thing that really got I started doing stand-up. You weren't doing stand-up before that? Oh, shit.

That's the thing that really got me started doing stand-up. And so the movie happening or not happening, it didn't affect me in a negative way. I was like,

God brought me to this stage. I want, I don't, it'd be great to play, I want to play a great. I'm going to be a great. And that's what, why I'm playing, doing stand- great to play, I want to play a great. I'm going to be a great. And that's what, why I'm playing,

doing stand-up every goddamn weekend. This weekend, I'm at the Miami Improv. In Doral. Thank you so much. I appreciate you for that.

In Doral, Miami. And I got two shows Friday, one show Friday, two shows Saturday, one show Sunday, two shows on Monday, New Year's Eve.

Come, and then next weekend, I'm at the West Palm Beach Improv. And the weekend after that, I'm at the Improv in Orlando. We'll drop this tonight. We're dropping this tonight. We're dropping this tonight. Listen,

I know you gotta go. I better hear this tonight, too. That's how I got you. Yeah, I got you. Don't worry. The fans will hit you and tell you. This nigga so hot. So you were supposed to play Robin, Dick, Grayson in 1995, Batman, whatever. But they switched directors.

That nigga changed. To Tim Burton. You were supposed to play Robin. You were supposed to be Robin and Batman oh Batman but it's gonna be the first black black fucking Robin yeah but you know what the Tyson fits you happen Robin's balls was way too big. Batman got it for kill. It was like, yo, fly. Let's roll with that room. I look at it like this, man. If it didn't happen, I try to tell this to my audience,

I tell this to my people, I tell this to my kids. If it didn't happen, it wasn't meant to be. What's God trying to tell you? When that didn't happen for me, it was God saying, I don't want the easy road for you i need you to have a harder road if i did robin i would have never written don't be a menace i would have never did what i never did scary movies i would have never did created wayans brothers with my brother sean i would have never did the things that i wound up doing if I didn't do

those, if I didn't not, how do I say this? It's a double-nigger. If I did Batman, that would never happen. That's Puerto Rican. I would have never done it, but being that I didn't do

Batman, Robin, yes, the movie Batman. Being that I didn't do that. Robin, yes. Play Robin. The movie Batman. Yeah, the movie Batman. Being that I didn't do that, it was the best thing that never happened. Wow. So open up other doors for you. But then you redeem yourself because you got G.I. Joe.

I ain't going to fuck. Yo, G.I. Joe's the shit. I didn't even know you was in G.I. Joe. I went out there to see it and I seen you was the only nigga in there. I said, my nigga. That was the first nigga I saw. And then I think they killed me in the second one. They like killing me in the ass.

They like killing me. And they never kill him in the cartoons. Nah. Fucked up. The niggas live in the cartoons. Everybody lives in the cartoons. They flip over the lasers, man. Once again, you know, I don't sit there and hold tight to things that

didn't happen. I keep it moving. I got shit to do. So if it don't happen, believe me, I got shit to do. And I'm always doing something new. I'm always trying to grow,

trying to get better. So I don't sit there and be mad and be hurt. I go, what's funny about this because I'm going to use it somewhere. I'm going to express this on the stage or hurt. I go, what's funny about this, because I'm going to use it somewhere.

I'm going to express this on the stage or something. Niggas are going to feel it. But at the same time, I go, alright, so how do I take the same energy and put it into what I'm doing next? And listen, I'm not even listening. No, I am. I'm on my next question.

I was on my next question. Them niggas got program shit like a DJ. That's what's up. No, because G.I. Joe, I knew you'd answer for G.I. Joe. But, listen, I'm from Queens. You went to LaGuardia High. Yeah, when my nigga mentioned. Yeah, LaGuardia Airport got a high school?

No. You got to stop. I'm not from New York, dog. I'm from Queens. And Nicki Minaj tried to make, Nicki Minaj was the first person to make LaGuardia High a popular birthday. Why are you disrespecting the gods, my nigga? This is why when you Google it, it comes to you.

Nicki Minaj is like our baby girl. That's what I'm talking about. I see Nicki and I'm like, my nigga. This is why when you Google it, Nikki Minaj is like our baby girl. That's what I'm talking about. I see Nikki and I'm like, my baby, because we came before her. So whenever I see Nikki, I'll be like,

baby, because we fam, L-A-G fam. So you got to think, man, Omar Epps, Al Pacino, me, Adrian Brody,

there's been so many great people to come out of LaGuardia High School. I didn't know this. Come on, man. You know what I'm saying? You was just mad like, why would they put LaGuardia High School in Manhattan? They should have put that shit in Maine.

You got to take the Hollis car right to LaGuardia High School. I don't trust the Hollis car. He's with beads in his front seat. I don't trust that nigga. Or the dollar man. Yeah, I don't trust that nigga. Yo, dollar man? Yeah, I don't trust that nigga. Yo, Mitch, come over here, Mitch. Why?

He ain't got nothing to say. What's the deal? Oh, no, man. Just tell us we got the juice, Mitch. Come on, go. Yeah, come on. You ain't no Michael Mitch. Yeah.

Right here, right here, right here. Mitch, Mitch, right here. Thank you, Peggy. So you was in juice. I'm going to use the restroom. Carry the chair, man. Because killing dogs in movies are funny. Yeah. Something else. Mitch, you was in Juice? Because killing dogs in movies are funny. What's up, Moe?

Mitch, you was in Juice? Yes, sir. Are you a Riyaz? Hi, Keisha. You know, I went to high school with these cats. Me, Moe, and Omar became friends. Omar, absolutely your best friend, right? Yeah, yeah.

We all went to high school together. To this day, we still ride hard. Omar became friends. Omar, absolutely your best friend, right? Yeah, yeah. We all went to high school together. We all, to this day, we still ride hard. Yeah. Why you put this high nigga on? He ain't got nothing to say. I do.

He asked me a question. But I auditioned for Juice, like the year, they graduated the year before me. We all kind of got movies at the same time. Number one? Marlon got Mo Money.

Omar got Juice. I did this independent film with Jeff Goldblum, and then I also got the role in Juice. Now, I knew Forrest, I'm serious. Ernest Dickinson. You high, bitch! I am high. But I met Ernest Dickinson when I was an intern on Do The Right Thing.

I am so contact-hung right now. Years back. And then he put me in and gave me the opportunity to do a scene where he allowed me and Omar to write the pool hall scene. The whole Brenda Witherspoon Shines Your Silver scene.

Me and Omar wrote that. It wasn't in the script. We wrote it and he set the cameras around it. And then he called me back and then we ended up doing the... I told you don't put the nigga on my YouTube channel.

You're fucking me up. That's why I don't smoke weed with him. I have to try to get this nigga to sleep. And the blunt went out, so I don't know. That's God saying, you can no smoke your dick. And this nigga's face stopped working. He was like, oh, you. He wake up right before I noticed.

I'm like, I'm like. So, Ali's real good at stealing. How is it being friends with this guy? Oh, it's dope. I mean, Marlon, like, what you see, like, Marlon is, I mean, it's not an act. You know, he's a supportive brother. You know, he looks out for people. He wants the best in you. He pushes you.

You know, the way his big brothers push him, I look at him all the more as a brother than a friend. And he definitely pushes you. Like, you know, he'll say some shit that make you mad. Like, you know, I ain't fuck with that nigga today. Fuck that nigga. Like, when he wants the best for you. Well, that's kind of funny as shit, my nigga.

Yeah, but he makes you understand the means to get what you want and he pushes you to get there. That's all. I just want y'all both to know, you know, Drink Champs,

we realized there wasn't a platform for us to big up our people. There's so many, like I said, I don't want to keep reiterating myself

but I do want to reiterate that if we're not going to big each other up, there's no people in this world that's going to big us up. My nigga, you see me at 112. Y'all come do my podcast. Yep. And today wasn't about publicists and all that. Yep.

Thank you. Nigga, hit me. I appreciate that. Hit Keesh. I appreciate that. We make it happen. I appreciate that. I said I need this. You said yes. I appreciate that. We make it happen. I said, I need this.

You said yes. We made it. We made it about it, man. I got nothing but love for all that we do, man, because it's so hard for us in this industry. And I just pray that one day we create our own industry. The only way to do that is to have conversations and have interactions that me and you had, which is like, yo, my nigga hitting me. It's communication.

It's building. Let's go do it. You doing a podcast? Yeah. I'll hit you up in a second. Yo, I'm doing a soundtrack for my such and such. Come do it. I can act too, just in case.

Nah, I know. I'll start a state property too. I see you in a I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll start a state property too. I see you were saying property. I see you were saying property. I see you were saying property. Kevin Hart's first movie was with me. His first scene was with me.

I'm sorry about that. Hey, what's up? It's a horrible movie. I was going to say that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Kevin Hart will apologize for his first 10 movies. No, no.

I'm sorry about that. No, he only claims he's so straight. I've seen him one day. He only claims he's so straight. He only claims he's so plain because claims old lady baby that looks so much I want to thank you and make, both of y'all. Thank y'all for taking your time out. Appreciate you, man.

Because again, our coaching, we got to start building up our coaching. And when I say our coaching. Building bridges, stop burning them. Yeah. Burning bridges. Build them. Build the bridges and the yachts, motherfucker. Let's keep it going.

Let's continue to do what we got to do. It's not a race thing. It's not even about us. It's a generation of wealth. That's right. We all have children. We all have things. And's not a race thing. It's not even about us. It's a generation of wealth. We all have children. And this goes for every color. I'm not mad at any

man trying to live the American dream from seed to shot and seed. We're conquerors as we all should be. And so it's okay to align yourself and have friendships and nigga, it's because we have a scrap. It don't

mean that we gotta like have a breakdown or I ain't gotta fuck with you. Nigga, call me. I ain't like when you did, nigga, my bad. I'm a New York nigga, you're a New York nigga. My best friends is because we had a disagreement.

And my nigga, I don't fuck with that one. Nigga, I don't fuck with that. All right. Yeah? Yeah. So, I fuck with you. Stand behind me. Good,

because what I was trying to say was this. Well, nigga, I took it like that. Oh, my bad. And we never had that conversation again. That's why 30 years later, we are best friends. And that's what we need to do with each other

in this industry. Let's make some noise for that. I'm sorry. That was so dope. That was so dope. Y'all, noise for that. I'm sorry, that was so dope. That was so dope. That was so dope. Y'all, I appreciate that. I appreciate, you know, we got to continue to do that. We got to continue to support each other.

Yo, big up to you, too, bro. Big up to you, man. You're so goddamn high. Y'all still conducting the interview. You're doing that shit. But on top of that, though, big up to this nigga being high. That's a lot. I was going to take a pee.

And still trying to get the dork out of here. Take the picture. But on top of that, though, big up to his finger being high up. I was going to take a peek. And still trying to hit the door. Take the picture. All right, take your hand off the door. Stop, stop, stop. Somebody's at my rank. Let me make sure who's at my rank. Oh, shit.

But no, I'm going to say, brother, you know what? You provided a platform by doing Dream Champs. But also, shout out to you for evolving, bro. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? In terms of, you talk about you was in jail based on some shit that happened after Juice or whatever. Yes, it's very true. Jail still Google it.

Did you continue to do your music and now you're onto this platform? Yes, thank you. And that's also showing the young people that you can, your situation. When all you niggas turn to Maya Angelou up in this bitch's face. I mean you shot the bomb, man. Ayala been zipped up in this bitch's face. You know what I'm saying? And it's just, you know what I'm saying? What you gonna do, my nigga? Wait a minute.

I'm thinking about this line now. I'm chewing up regeneration and self-motivation. I can barely be a nigga. I am the danger figure. Yo, this is Drink Chats for our guys. Yeah! What's up, hard? You know what?

Yo, get some drops on them first. Let me take a pee-pee. Take a drop. I'm not going to lie. Oh, shit. Let me take a pee-pee. Take a drop. I'm not going to lie. This is the longest piss I ever held in my life. I'm not going to lie to me. I'm not going to lie to y'all.

Let me get down. I need about five minutes. Hold on. Let's go. You need about five minutes. Yeah, yeah. All the champagne, bro. You want to grab the other one?

What y'all doing with champagne? Oh, you want to give him the drink? I'll drink champagne, yeah. No, no, no. Marley. Give him Marley. No, you need an opener. Oh, he needs an opener too? Jesus. Oh, yeah. Nori's drinking champagne. Yeah, I, no, no Molly. Thank you, dude. We got one more, right? What's this?

This is a beer, man. That's why. You got another beer? Yeah, man. Another one of those, man? Oh, my god. Yo, how you gonna hit me from the store, ask me if I need something, and then I'll tell you what I need,

and you don't bring it? Another beer. Jesus. Ah. Ah. This is violent. Yo. Why you even staying on my phone like that?

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Bring it up. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers.

All right, hold on. Let me put this in my mouth. Never heard of this fucking beer, man. I love it. I'm scared to drink it me put this in my cup. I've never heard of this fucking beer. I'm scared to drink it. He drinks exotic beers. Why don't you drink like some good regular Budwaters? That's good, good, 9%. We good.

No, but what's in this? Some shit. Some shit. Golden monkey. I don't know this shit. Golden monkey. I don't know. Yo, please, can we start recording?

Yo, yo, we can start the show, man. This is way too good, man. That nigga's high. This is way too good, man. If I don't make it. I'm already recording. If I don't make it. If I don't make it. If I don't make it. If I don't make it. If I don't make it. Yo, yo, yo, we just started the show, man. This is way too good, man. This is high. This is way too good, man. I'm already recording.

All right, good. I don't make it. What, you're waiting for it? Yeah, that's me. Don't start it like this. One time. Are we good? We ain't good.

We good, R.O.S.? I know what my body is. I'm about to do this podcast. Yep, yep. Cheers, y'all. You ready? More people? He's dealing. All right, everybody, everybody. Yep, yep. Cheers, y'all. And I swear to God, Morgan, we're trying to get this intoxicated.

Let's do it. He's drinking champagne. Let's do it. Close that door. Okay. Yes, sir. Would you like me to have some champagne with you?

Yes, please. See, we got more. And we got some tequila coming for you, too. What would you try to do? You know, we're just trying to make you have a good time. It's drink chance, man.

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