Drink Champs - Episode 170 w/ Marlon Wayans

Episode Date: August 16, 2019

N.O.R.E & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. On this episode we welcome back the incredibly hilarious Marlon Wayans! In our first episode we smoked out Marlon so much he let the world know! This time around he comes back prepared... if that's even possible. In this episode Marlon talks about his new movie SEXTUPLETS and his love for Comedy. We also discuss topics regarding Comedians making a comeback, Bill Cosby, R.Kelly and much more! We're also joined by our friend Jack Thriller!Follow:Drink Champshttp://www.drinkchamps.comhttp://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttp://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttp://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttp://www.crazyhood.comhttp://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttp://www.twitter.com/djefnhttp://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.http://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttp://www.twitter.com/noreaga--- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/drinkchamps/support Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Would it good be? Hopefully it's what it should be. This is your boy. N O R E. What up? It's DJ EFN. And it's Jack. Do a little This is your boy N.O.R.E. What up, it's DJ E.F.N. And it's Jack Dweller, the one-eyed nigga. Come on.

And this is Dream Channel, Jaffee Almeida. And right now, I have to introduce our guest. Hold on, hold on, I got to introduce the guest. I just have to say, I get really nervous when... Hold on, I'll introduce the guest. Listen, let me tell you something. This guy belongs on everybody's Mount Rushmore. He came here.

He not only destroyed us, destroyed the whole show. It was one of our funniest shows we ever had, ever. People were calling us. They were telling us how funny this man is and how much he destroyed the show. We wanted to have him back. This man. Well, nigga, I can't follow all that. Hold on, hold on.

This man was dropping. He's dropping a movie. He's playing six different motherfuckers. We wanted to have him back this man He's dropping a movie when he's playing six different mother plus crazy he got to be out of his mind From doing this to you. You've seen him when he played a Dwarf do not say midget that is not properly Six different people if you don't know how to talk about we talk about the incredible No Six different people if you don't know how to talk about we talk about the incredible we've had you on the show before. It was the most hilarious thing. Let's get straight into the business. We called him hostage.

We got hostages now. There's no air. There's no windows. Listen, first of all, we want to thank you for when you went on the show and they talked about the show. You said, drink champs. You addressed us as drink champs. I appreciate that.

But let's move on. It was some white people shit too. It was some white people shit. I thought he was going to avoid us. I thought he was going to say. He could have easily did. Yeah, yeah, I thought he was going to say my homeboy show. I'm getting a little high right now.

No one's even smoking yet. They're not smoking yet. Oh my god. And don't worry, he certified mouth to mouth of the.. CPR in the house. I see that. Come on, man.

That whole corner right there. They're all FooFah. They're all FooFah. That's the bacalao corner. That's the bacalao corner. That's Baporte. Baporte. You still working?

Baporte. Baporte. Come on, Papote! You still working, Papote? Go ahead, go ahead! That nigga just... That nigga's job is just to earn a weed out of you! Papote, get that shit going! Get that shit going! Nigga! It's a sweatshop with Papote! Damn, I'm crazy.

Next time I come, y'all gonna blow up, you're gonna have two Papote's. Papote and Delirium right there, nigga. Papote and Delirium right there. All right. So, look, let's start from what we're promoting right now. Yes. Right now, we've seen the trailer for Netflix. It seems like you and Netflix is having a great time

opposite of Monique. Not like Monique. It's a different relationship from you. Wow. But, you know, look, here's the thing about Monique. You can't be mad at anybody trying to get their money. You're just trying to get your money. Just try and get your money. You know, now, I don't know about something.

Did you have her back when she was writing? I mean, I wasn't going to be like, I'm picking a Netflix. Look, I'm not mad at anybody going to get their money. Go get your money. I hope, you know, she does make what she makes. But, you know, there's a difference between, you know, I want $50 million a picture. I ain't giving a shit. you know I want $50 million of pictures in the meantime I just you don't do what I do to try and get to the point to where I could go yeah now you know the

first special you have a Netflix that was a location okay so now this is your second Oh for Netflix this isn't a special this This is a move. This is a move. Is this going to theaters? Because I know they did that with Scorsese right now. Y'all ask me a lot of questions. There's too many questions. It's actually one question. This is not cool. Fuck. Okay, go, go, go.

Is it going to theaters at all? Because Scorsese just did some new shit I've never seen on Netflix. It's going to theaters. Yeah, Scorsese. This is going straight to Netflix. Okay. I think it is a great theater experience. I'm going to go see a screening of it right now, but it plays well with the audience because

it's big, laugh out loud comedy. We haven't had a big comedy like this in a long time, so it would be great in the theaters, but the great thing about Netflix is you do that shit at home, watch it with the family, all for the low, low price of $12 price of 12 13 99 a month you know let me just say something if you want to make noise for that yeah can't okay you don't have to keep that window someplace somebody I think is on that not gonna be like five minutes to go outside and like just breathe and then come back to you sure we got a to write the other goes right don't believe him

he's not coming back don't't do it. Do you have a beer? Yes, we got a beer. Do we? There you go. Greedy ass. My birthday baby is in his house. Now, when's the other type of beer you gave me last time? Oh, see, I told you he was going to ask for that. I told you he was going to ask for that.

What's this shit? That's Dominican beer. Dominican beer. That's Dominican beer. Oh, no. It's getting closer. How long since you've had Dominican? Because they don't know they niggas.

They niggas that speak for themselves. What's that? I was getting closer. I don't trust Dominicans. Because they don't know they're niggas. They're niggas that speak for themselves. What's that? Stella? Nah, I ain't like, you said, Stella? It sounded like you drank that shit and I turned out vinyl like you.

Oh, hold on, I got you, I got you! I ain't drinking this shit. What the fuck is that? Last time I drank this shit, I had two kids. Oh, man. So what made you get the idea of actually playing? Because to me, all jokes aside, I think this is your nutty professor. I think this is when you, like, everyone puts you to the next plateau. You know what I'm saying? I personally looked at it and I was like wow I obviously I

didn't see the whole thing but I'm like yo this is this is his you know everyone needs that one role to like push them over to the top top like I'm not say you not at the top I mean I need seven rolls it's an impossible test so how do you come up with this? Did someone, is this script you wrote? Because I think you directed it. There was a script that a guy, Mike Locke, wrote the script. And then Rick and I did a rewrite on the script.

Who directed it? Mike Titus, who directs all about Mike Tyson. Mike Titus? Mike Titus. Oh, oh, oh, buddy. They must be. I don't believe you. Listen to God.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Mike Tyson on the set. I don't like this. Oh buddy, they must be You make me scared. Your eyes scare me. You need a patch, nigga. Or change your shades. The music sold child life. They need to be a little dimmer. You got clear shades on you. I need to be a little darker so I can be like, that nigga's eyes are a star.

So he wrote the script and then you sat there and- That's how you know a girl loves you. Can I shine your eyeball, baby? Now in the script, was it meant for you to play all six roles or that was something you thought of? That was, it was meant for me to play all It's the Kings best in that one listen I Know we didn't finish the one question that you asked me Bullshit me hi

window So did I just let's take it from the time where you say I cool I so he's saying six fucking different people six different people and here's the thing like everybody and and you know You know the method though, are you? Yeah, I'm a method. I grew up method, but I'm not like one of them guys that. That stay in that role. Yeah, I can't.

Like you can walk around, so your name is Matt Kemp, you just walk around Matt Kemp, hitting baseballs all day. I ain't doing that shit. You ain't doing all that? I'm playing the cracker, and I ain't going out to suck some dick. You ain't gonna go smoke some cracker.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I ain't gonna be smoking crack now. I'm an actor. Now, a little bit. So, alright, go ahead. What happened? What is your purpose here? You ain't even...

You a cop here. You a cop here and just do sportsman shit, bro. You ain't done shit, sex truck. You can stay on your own back there. You can stay on your own back there. Okay. I stay focused. Okay, like I was saying.

They coming, they coming. So, alright, so. Nigga, what you asking? Six Tuplets, alright, you came there, you said six different roles. How do you prepare for yourself? Because like we just touched on, like method acting is you dive into one role. So how the fuck do you dive into

seven? Because like you said, you're playing yourself, the person, and then plus the other six. This is how you know you're meant to do it, is it wasn't like this hard process for me. This is what I'm gifted to do. I've seen it as I'm reading the script. I go, oh, here's a voice I can do for this one, and here's the character I'm going to make on this one. This one, I want to look like this. So I'm building these as I'm reading it and as I'm rewriting it and going, oh, here's a voice I can do for this one. And here's the character I'm going to make on this one. This one, I want to look like this. So I'm building these as I'm reading it and as I'm rewriting it and going, oh, you know what character I can do? And I'm building the character.

So I know when we say action, I can dip from each character depending. I never mess up. I improvise in the character's voice. I'm able to improvise and work with myself. Like, I'm doing a movie with myself the whole movie it's like and what's dope is listening all praises to Richard Pryor you know which way is which way is up but and Eddie took it to the next level when he did Professor when he did the Clumps and when he also did a come to America these are the movies that inspired me.

You know, and everybody's been inspired by somebody. Like, Pryor was inspired by Sellers, Peter Sellers, and also he's a big Charlie Chaplin fan. Charlie Chaplin played multiple characters. I think it was in A Dictator. So this is something that people have done. But if you're going to do it, you've got to take it to the next level. And I think what we did was we did, like, motion capture. So it's not like cutaways when Eddie did it was like a cutaway here a cutaway there

cutaway there lock off so when we do it the cameras moving I'm in the scene with myself there's four of me in the scene I'm talking to myself Is there a dummy person like doing it with you? We had Jack Triller ass niggas for me. No, but people, basically, that was like body doubles and stand-ins. But a lot of times, we just moved them and put sticks. And that's what I, because I'm going to replace them. So their reactions don't really mean nothing to me because I'm replacing them. So I got to remember what I did the day before.

Everybody thought I was crazy. So I was doing this one scene. No, I think you're crazy. And I was like this. And I was talking to my sister and she was like and she was all up in my face like this and I went like this and he was like yo my director was like yo cut what are you doing I said nigga trust me so the next day when I did Dawn I said motherfucker you know and I hit Alan in his head and so when I did this to match this from yesterday they were were like, oh shit your scene

Geniuses are cycle like that Crazy crazy, though Shit! You know your style. I ain't a heterosexual. What do you mean that? Hey, nigga, take your drawers off. You cold? You cold? Nigga, come on. Take your drawers off. We all have our drawers on, nigga. You cold? I ain't gay, nigga.

I ain't gay. And I mean that the most manly time. Take your drawers off. A little bit. If you feel like it. Or just a little bit. I mean that the most manly time. Take your drawers off.

I mean that the most manly time. Take your drawers off. A little bit. If you feel like it. Or just a little bit. Take your drawers off. I mean that the most manly ain't gonna stop you. And I mean that the most manly time. You're wet. Take your drawers off kindly. A little bit.

If you feel like it. Or just like pull your balls out to the side. Don't take them off. No more, no more. Take them off of your suspect. But just pull the balls out the side. And maybe let your dick hang a little bit. No more suggestions from you.

We've been to the Shire. We've been to the Shire of Capers. We sold that good to shine. We're gonna have to shine papers. We sold that good shine papers. Wait, did you have, was it costumes, different costume changes? Was that a commercial you just did? Yeah, we do that every single day. That nigga just did a commercial? That was a weed head commercial.

Shout out to shine blood business. Smoke yourself into stupidity. Get that good cancer in you. Get that good shit. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me.

You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. You ain't even gonna play with me. What's your grades like? You was a terrible student. What's your grades? Are you still in school?

Good kid, man. We gonna get him. He lying. What is that? What is that? It's weed spray. Stop it. You know, Cartier. You'll wake up here tomorrow. We ain't having happy right now.

We should like some champagne. You getting these high and spray-weighed shit. You might owe money if you don't take a sip. You might owe money if you don't take a sip. Is that Dracore? This is Cartier. That shit smells like Dracore smokechamp. That's smokechamp.

What is this? What is it? Open it up. Open it up. What is it? Look. Smoke champs. Come on now.

You know what that is. Wait. There's white shit on there. Somebody put cocaine on that outside of the bathroom. CBD, CBD. CBD powder. CBD powder. That's the wrong word. N***a, the ashy blood.

N***a, blood in your lotion. I'm convinced. That shit look like a zombie finger. It's available all over California. All over California. And it's dispensary store, Smoke a smoke chance make sure you go pick that up oh My god, so you just saying selling products We want to cover this We're going to get Wheaties and we're going to present J.J. and Wheaties. They are all weed. Snoop on the cover of this box right here. Here's that, y'all. When you were doing that, you're going to make that sound and you're going to start walking again. I You remind me that they all will you can't walk my kid

So there's no script read when you're doing these guys You can talk just cover this island So there's no script talk to you because I can't look you in the eye. I don't know if that shit's contagious. And next time you see me, I'll be like, hey, what's up, man? I'll show you what's up. Yeah, go ahead. The script read. You know what I'm saying? How do you find out if you want to do these parts? Which one are you going to play and what not? When I write this, when we get a script

like this script yeah normally we come with the concepts ourselves okay and but I stopped blowing it my way I'm sorry you're doing unintentionally you can't get me high and ask me questions. I can't finish the question. I'm sorry. That's the whole point of it. Why are you wearing a fucking power hat on this goddamn show? Stop wearing free shit. Stop wearing free shit, Jack.

I'm supporting the team, man. Come on. That's real. If I was working for you more, I'd be wearing your shit, too. Hey. Come on, man. Is anything wrong with that? Is anything? We about to come back man I think I will let you work

for me I know you wouldn't you in a ballin shirt I asked Marla could I be awesome yeah by the old orangutan all right get this for free when you what's your plan for this week, Reed? When you're preparing for this role and whatnot, who helps you do that when it's six tablets? Nobody. I mean, you know, what you do is when you're playing everybody, my nephew, who was my stand-in on the movie,

we go and work out, and then we run lines, and my assistant, Ashley, I just run lines. And half the time, I don't really like to learn the lines because I'm too busy trying to create new lines so my process is the night before is I'm looking at the thing though what can I say that's better than here and then when I'm in the moment now I know all of this and I'm able to improvise and flow for me it's about a flow so you know when you're playing six people with seven people, nigga, this is an impossible movie. I don't know how I did it.

Like, it almost killed me. How about this? This was the work schedule. I'd wake up at 2.30 in the morning. And my assistant could attest to this. 2.30 in the morning, I'd go to sit and make up for seven and a half hours. After seven and a half hours, I would work sometimes 16 to 18 hours after the seven hours I've been there so we're on 23 hours then I would take and they

would have to hour and a half to take the makeup off I would go home I would sleep two and a half hours and have to be back on set to do the same shit the next day that's work. I want you to read something. Is this the most challenging situation that you've ever had as an actor or as an entertainer, period? This is the hardest shit I ever did in my life. As a human, as a person. I... Okay, hold on one second.

Read to EFM Mike real quick. Hey, don't read to me. Yeah, come on, real quick. I want him to read something. I don't know what's going on. Boom. Marlon Wayans is an actor, producer, comedian, writer, and film director. His films have grossed more than $1 billion in global box office. We around all these niggas. Can you get my money up? As a stand-up comedian, he, and film director. His films have grossed more than $1 billion in global box office.

We around all these niggas need to get my money up. It's just good. That's exactly what we needed right there. Hold on, hold on, Nate. Your movie's made a billion dollars? Let's make some noise for you. Yeah!

A billion dollars worth of movies, my nigga. I didn't make a billion dollars. You motherfuckers, man. Look how little my chain is. Nigga, you doing way better than me. You got chokers on. Look at how little my chain is. You're doing way better than me. Look at this, nigga. I ain't selling shit. Hey, President Chase, I ain't no bullsnitch, nigga.

I'm just doing all right. I'm not poor, but I ain't rich. How about this? We go to dinner, I'll chip in. But I ain Blind on treat. How does it feel that a person could Google you and they could see that information that your movie on his phone has grossed over a billion dollars? That gotta feel great. I mean, it depends on who's looking. If a nigga trying to rob me, I don't care. I wish the studios would look at him like, we need to hire this nigga more. Because, you know, I mean, look, here's the thing.

I'm still young in my career. This is, some niggas that have been, I'm so blessed. I've been doing it for 30 years and I just keep making it a mission to get better. So I started doing my stand-up, you know, about eight years ago. Everybody thought, oh, what are you? I started in coffee shops. People look at me and go, nigga, you got a billion dollars in box office. What the fuck are you doing here in a coffee shop?

What's the common stand up whoever means the other people know just little rinky-dink coffee shop. We do it a pizza shop I'm a doctor. Yeah, oh, yeah, the more is pizza is you know, then I do open mics I went on the journey now I'm playing you know clubs and selling clubs out Nexus theaters after after that. We trying to get stadiums and arena. Then I'm going to get a big ass chain like your chain. Hey, nigga, how do you walk with that? That's Marlon. That's Marlon.

I asked you about that a long time on our first interview when we was at Caroline. I think I'm on. Make sure you stay with the mic. Oh, yeah. I asked you about that when we was at Caroline. It's been a long time going to the green room. Like, why are you doing this?

And you had said the only thing left was to do stand-up because this is the most purest form of entertainment. Now, the next time I seen you, I was on a date last year, and you was doing stand-up. And then the girl I was with, she was like, Marta's in everything. Why is he doing it? And you explained right there to her

that you got family, that you got to take care of and whatnot, and it never stops no it never fucking stops and if you stop then you know i'm saying you're supposed to progress and get better i'm doing stand-up now because this is the glue to give me the superstardom if you want to get to the next level you got to break yourself down and reconstruct yourself and recreate a new you what they've seen over 30 years is I just keep evolving. I just keep getting better I just keep working. I'm a student of the fucking game. That's why I stopped doing parodies notice I stopped doing parodies which I love because I'm doing

Stories now that have some emotion in it with these fun characters in this broad humor I could I could I could I can interject inside of that so I'm trying to get to super stardom everything I got a jet first class. Okay, but you know most people look at you like you are superstars Mother's going to coach looking at my wife. Why are you on this plane? But one day Sister like after all that the work you've ever done like we look at you like you got a billion Humble and honest that're kind of keeping it real like saying this is the reality and I

still got to keep working. Yeah, and even when I'm there, I'm still not there. Understand, you always set a bigger goal for yourself. When I get there, then it's about what's the next goal? It's always a bigger dream. So this way I'm working, this way I'm living, this is the thing I love. I love this bitch.

People be like, nigga, why you work so much? Because I love this shit. I love that. I like I've never been married. I would say that my career is my marriage. I love this shit. It wakes me up in the morning and it stops me from sleeping at night. I love this shit. The Medal of Honor is the highest military decoration in the United States. Recipients have done the improbable, showing immense bravery and sacrifice in the name of something much bigger than themselves. This medal is for the men who went down that day. It's for the families of those who didn't make it. I'm JR Martinez. I'm a U.S. Army veteran myself, and I'm honored to tell you the stories of these heroes on the new season of

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The demand curve in action. And that's just one of the things we'll be covering on Everybody's Business from Bloomberg Businessweek. I'm Max Chavkin. And I'm Stacey Vanek-Smith. Every Friday, we will be diving into the biggest stories in business, taking a look at what's going on, why it matters, and consumer spending expert Amanda Mull will take you inside the boardrooms, the backrooms, even the signal chats that make our economy tick. Hey, I want to learn about VeChain.

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And what does it all mean for your gut, your skin, and even your mood? Join us on Dope Labs where we break it all down in the lab like only we can. Listen to Dope Labs on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Is there anything that's off limits? Like, when you come out and you say, like, if you're in, like, you know, let's say... You so high you can't even ask no questions.

No, let's say you're doing a show. You just look at him like, nigga, can you hold me? Actually, I'm well put together, actually. I'm well put together. But let's suppose you had to do a show. A show for boys' time. I'm getting high together. But let's suppose you have to do a show. A show in Boys Town. I'm getting high because his eye looks like a slot machine.

Then he goes. But let's suppose we have a show in Boys Town. You know, in L.A. Everyone knows where Boys Town is. We drive through there. Let's suppose you have a show in Boys Town. Do you purposely make a joke about it? What is Boys Town?

Boys Town is the gay part of L.A. Okay. So do you purposely make jokes about it or do you purposely avoid that? How do you do

in a situation like that? I think a good joke, the best jokes, make the people who you're making fun of laugh the loudest. If I'm doing Puerto Rican jokes

and nigga jokes and the niggas laugh, if I'm talking about a nigga eye and he ain jokes and the niggas laugh, if I'm talking about a nigga eye and he ain't laughing, then it probably a fucked up situation. If I'm talking about, you just numb right now. Nigga, I said, if I'm talking about... Everybody needs laughs. See, laughs are inclusive.

It's all about how you tell the joke. But it's a chance that you're always taking because you never know. There's always going to be some all about how you tell the joke. But it's a chance that you're always taking because you never know. There's always going to be some sensitive motherfuckers in the crowd. Right, right, right. But for me, I felt like you went too far. Always. I love it.

I get four or five awww. Every night. But every time I get an aww, I'm like aww. You ever feel bad? You ever say, damn, maybe I shouldn't have said that? You ever feel that way? No. Yo, Norah.

Norah. Norall will even apologize. Nora. Same night. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. Nora. He's actually got more than me.

Yo, check it. Check it. Same night. I'm talking about it. I'm on this date. And we at my other show. That's a long date, nigga. Yeah.

Before that, the girl I was dating, she was like always thinking I was saying some fucked up shit and everything. But as a comedian, things aren't fucked up to us. We always try to look for the brighter side of it. It was something funny no matter how fucked up the situation is. So he was going through a situation with your mom. Your mom was very sick and whatnot. And to the point where she possibly might be terminal.

And he made so many jokes about it. the girl I wish you were like what the fuck Know about his mom But she's not she live oh she me though yeah, cool cool, you know that billion dollars, she spends it. My mama spends so much money, we be like, God damn, how much money you got? She got less. It made her understand me more. But you know where I get that from? I get that from my mom. I get that from our situation.

We grew up so poor that all we had was jokes. I've been through the worst. So what's funny? This is how I live. My nigga, what's funny about the darkest shit that I can fucking think of? What's funny about the most painful thing that ever happened to you and now for me and my stand-up like my whole shit right now is getting to a better place because before I talked about the world this new

one nigga this is about me this is about my life this is about my kids about my family so I am as a father as a man this shit is incredible I'm getting I'm getting better but I still say we got to go into dark caves. What do you mean by getting better? Did you hear what I said? Getting better as a comedian or getting better as a human? I like that. I think both.

Yeah, I mean, for real. Do you have to get better? Do you know how high you want me? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better? How high you want me? How? How? Do you have to get better? Do you have to get better at that? You overstanding? Nigga, I had to take a deep breath. I had to think about that question. He let me off.

I had to think about that. He let me off. Am I getting better as a person? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. No, I'm getting better. Honestly, I'm getting better at comedy. I think my last eight years of my life

has been so crazy in terms of it's a complete change from what I was so I think I'm getting better as a comedian and I'm growing as a person because I'm going through more painful shit in my life now than when I did in my earlier years I'm able to express it in a funny way cuz remember last time you was here, you was like... And Boys Town, when I do his thing by Boys Town, right? Okay. If I do a gay joke, I'll edit my gay daughter and go, was that funny?

Right. Because my daughter gay, so she'll be like, oh, dad. And then we'll figure out, and I'm too far, yeah, a little bit. So you've tried, you want to take and mix the jokes so that it's palatable for everybody. So, yeah. When you have a gay daughter, like, finding out that it's palatable for everybody. So, yeah. You have a gay daughter. Like, finding out that she's gay and she finding out how she's gay. Like, before, when we was coming up, we felt like it was a choice that you made.

But now they're saying that you can be born gay. Now, you dealing with that situation right here. Like, what do you say? I used to. Gay shit. Like, there, what do you say? I used, she gave shit, like there was things that she would do, I'd go, I'm gay. For example, like, she breastfed for a long time. She never wanted to get off the titty. She, mm, mm, mm.

He said from the beginning, god damn. I'm a titty. I'm a titty. I'm a titty. I'm ribby, he said. Wow, wow. When my, when Angelo gave birth to my daughter. He took it back, way back. I just started thinking about this.

When Angie gave birth to my daughter, she wouldn't come out. My daughter was stuck inside, she was stuck inside of her mother for like two hours. All you see is her head crowned. That bitch didn't want to come out. She like pussy. She love pussy. I bought her some Barbies, nigga. I bought her some Barbies. I came home.

Them bitches was naked. They was sitting on each other's face and shit. And poor Ken, he was outside with Bobby Green. That shit was fun. Ken was born a motherfucker. Well, Ken ain't got none anyway. Ken don't got no baggage, right? Yeah, but you could have joined the party.

Ken is Barbie original. How much of an obstacle was it for you to accept that your daughter was going to be gay? Was you cool with that? Because, you know, I know that you have Shante Wayans. She's gay. She gay as fuck. She gay as fuck. Shante ain't so gay. She pee in the boys' bathroom standing up.

And just like a boy, she pee all over the fucking floor. She shake her little clipper. But, yeah, but, youipper. But here's the thing. When it comes to a child, I don't care. It's a transition. It's not like immediately you're like, man, yes, my baby's gay. That's not the truth of how you process and get to a place of acceptance. So it's a process.

To get to the level of acceptance, it's like first there's denial, and then there's anger, and then there's, what's the next phase? This is the five stages of grief, and it's in a lot of movies. Then there's bargaining, and then you get to a point of acceptance. And so I went through those phases, and I would sit down with parents who have gay children, and I would talk to them, because honestly, you shouldn't do that to a child.

You should not make a child feel like they ain't loved because of their sexuality. We bring them here. I know, maybe it's my fault. Maybe one of my nuts is gay. I don't find no... But see, that's the other thing, right? You sit there when it first happens, We bring them here. I don't know. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe one of my nuts is gay. I don't find it. But see, that's the other thing, right?

You sit there when it first happens and you're like, you know, thinking about it. Me and her mom would be like, you know, this is from your side of the family. Bitch, this is from my side of the family. She's like, white chicks? All right, all right. Fair enough. But there's a process. And as long as you get to love and acceptance my daughter being gay I'm so proud of this girl because she as a young woman said this is who I am

And inspired me as a man to know who the fuck I am and not and to be brave enough to be yourself She's a gift and in love. We're all wrapping paper So I wrapped myself around that little gift and know that she gave me balls. I love that little girl. She's amazing. And you should never make a child feel bad for their sexuality. God bless. Hey, I always say that I don't want daughters.

I don't want daughters because I don't want to be a daughter. Let me ask you something. Let me ask you a question real quick because this is something that people hear with the black comedian a lot. They say that black comedians blow up, they get to a certain level and then Hollywood

puts them on a dress. No, that's some angry niggas sitting around mad they ain't doing shit. Okay. Don't tell me about that shit.

But you've heard this rumor before. It's a stupid rumor based on a bunch of people that have their thoughts about whatever but they ain't doing shit they just need to talk are we in a train I love it. B-Street, no, it's what's that talk? At the end of Nas' first album. The beginning of Nas' first album.

That's from B-Street. No, that's from Lost Isle. Lost Isle, yeah. Before. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. Why is it that, see here's the problem we have as a community. Because they say demasculate, that's what they saying.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But see here's, that's not demasculating, this is art, right? We're looking at art. It's demasculating too. Oh, right, yeah. What did I say? You said demasculating, this is art, right? We're looking at art. It's demasculating too. Oh, right, yeah. Well, I say. You said demasculating. You can let that alone.

You ain't gonna show them this. He white. I have to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to. Every time I get a chance.

You're a motherfucker in the back there. You purple, man. Now that's a nasty thing you chose. Yeah, you saw that? You saw that just fall. You see how he did? You see what he know? You see what we're dealing with, right? You see that? The bottle? You see what he do? You see what we dealing with, right?

You see that? The bottle? Come on, man. Trump supporter right here, man. Honestly, if the nigga wasn't right, I'd be upset. But you all know for a fact. You look like hip-hop grimace. I told you something about shrimp. I had no idea what was going on. Alright, so, it's a, um, why is it that, see white people don't do this.

The dress thing? No. Okay. White people. Or criticize it. Right. This is crabs in a barrel. We have to embrace us as minorities like we have to be

proud and doubt fire we have to have fire nobody Robert Williams puts on a dress and he gets nominated for Golden Globes right Dustin Hoffman puts on a dress he wins an Oscar like Like, and they embrace theirs. But Dustin Hoffman, he did. No, he lied. Tootsie? We sit there and go, I can't believe he put on a dress.

So, in art, it's like when people come, was White Chicks funny? Brilliant. Right. Is it a classic? Yes. When Jack Lemmon puts on a dress and Tony Curtis puts on a dress and they do something like it hot, do you hear the white community going, that's demasculating or unmasculating?

Emasculating. Emasculating. Okay, you're right, you're right, you're right. I'll bet you your eye you're wrong. All right, listen. Bosom buddies. Bosom buddies. Tom Hanks.

Tom Hanks. And we have to allow us, we have to celebrate. You can't see me. You couldn't see me. I'm sorry. Exactly.

You got to get to this side. We have to celebrate us more, man. It's like we look back at physical comedy and go, oh, that's coon

and buffoon. Do you know that we call our forefathers in comedy coons and buffoons? And you know what the white people called theirs? Geniuses. Charlie Chaplin.

Buster Keaton. They're geniuses to white people. Charlie Chaplin had the Hitler mustache. Yeah, he did. He tried to make it famous. He failed. No. No, no, no. He tried to make it famous. After Hitler, that mustache was a Philly shoot.

That was a thing back then. And Charlie Chapman came back and tried to bring it back. Are we not going to recognize that he tried to bring that down? This is a hot nigga history. You creeping on the whole podcast. Charlie Chapman tried to bring the Hitler mustache back. No, no. Back.

He's from that era. He's from the point of era. This nigga's hot. He tried to bring it back. He tried to bring it back. He tried to bring it back with the hot toffee. And he fucked up. No, Chad.

No? Oh, you got another one? Come get your daddy to say hi. Drag this nigga outside. He's rocking it. Listen, man. He's rocking it. He's rocking it.

He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it.

He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. He's rocking it. So that mustache died with Hitler. No, but he was around that time before you Cuz Charlie Chaplin So which is just in right Because Charlie Chaplin did... Wasn't he doing silent films? He did, yeah. He did silent films. Yeah, come on, silent films. I think he was a dictator. Which was dissing Hitler. Hitler, right. That's what I'm saying. He was dissing Hitler.

Ladies and gentlemen, glory is officially high. Yeah! We're not part of Mickey Hall. No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. We don't work no more. You said the part of Mickey Hall.

That's very racist. That's very racist. Well, you know that's what they're called. But, okay. But, yeah, let's go back to that. In my mind, Charlie Chapman tried to bring the tinker mustache back. But you said that white comedians, they big up the Charlie Chapmans, and he does silent films and all that. But when us, they put on dresses. What they do is they big up their history, and they go, that's what leads them to more diversity.

It's because they're like, oh wasn't it great? They celebrate each other right? We have to celebrate each other's we look at our own. That's what he's really saying We look at ours and call them Coons and buffoons Why can't we embrace the fact that do you know that you know as much as we may not like the humor? We're evolving if it wasn't guys like step and fetch it there'd be no Marlon Wayans There'd be no Eddie Murphy there would be, none of us would be in the game. This man did what he had to do at the time to bring us in the game.

And do you know that he was one of the first fucking black man ass? This nigga was rich, he was educated. Who is this again? Step and Fetch It. Step and Fetch It. And they don't, we don't explore our history. But they'll do Chaplin, the film,

and white people go see it, and it gets nominated for Oscars and shit and we look down on ours and honestly we should never do that we should embrace our history. So Mark, I want you to enjoy. Yes, the Drake Champs show exists. We celebrate our people. We don't want you to pass away and tell you how great you are. Hold on, relax. We don't want you to pass away.

Hey, you know something? We're gonna tell you. We're gonna tell you in your face how great you are. Before you, we have a sweet thing. Yay! Yay! We did get you an award. We did get you an award. I ain't even drinking out of that goddamn bottle.

I told you y'all don't know if that goddamn mine is conjectured. Uh, what was I saying? I was saying, nigga, nigga, y'all sound like I was done. Like, y'all know something. Did I? Did I? Am I dead? No, he just said just in case.

No, no, no. I like what you just said about Steppenfetchers. So why don't you do a step of that your biopic because the reason why I mean what you say 100% right you want to say right but it's hard for a nigga I hear inside this society to keep his level of respect even when our women don't even respect us sometime again There's a lot of dubbing some old shit So when you put it on the dress if it make people look at a certain kind of way I don't know what you will You know what I'm saying? Because you ain't paying no taxes. You know what I'm saying?

So you gotta borrow new eye from the other niggas. Cause now you got no eye, the bitch is sad. So that's what I mean about like stuff infection and all that. Because you wore a dress. But you wore a dress. The fuck are you talking about? He's basically saying... Fuck you Basically saying Regular people that I hear that you know I ain't collecting the vines. I ain't got well groomed hands.

Look at this. That nigga ain't working a damn this time. All that meat on your back and you can't do shit. Oh, shit. Yo, it's a rough for the black man. Would you say that? I feel like, and if you, what you're doing is what it is. Because you're on a level.

I feel like the greater the obstacle, the bigger the reward. I feel like that's what makes us so great is that we are behind. We've been behind. We're about 400 years behind. But we strive to be great. We strive to get out of these situations

and that's what makes us unstoppable. Think about where we were just 80 years ago and to see where we're at now where you got jay-z billionaire you got puff billionaire like we doing it and it's those rare ones that believe that you can do it those motherfuckers that get great me i believe since i was four i knew what i wanted to do since i was fucking four and i've been working professionally doing this shit for 30 years I trained for fucking my whole childhood. I'm ready. So for 30 years, I'm rocking this shit This is the thing that I say about obstacles the greater the obstacle the greater the reward

So when I get there, I know all the shit that I've been through like nigga I could have blew up at 17 18 doing Batman. It didn't happen I was almost famous Nigga I was almost famous right at least 20 times God stops you it makes you Greek. You know I'm sorry, I'm a big-ass nigga, and I apologize. Y'all niggas get high and don't even talk to me. Now y'all everybody just watch. You can't ask no questions. All you care about is your goddamn drink. Yes, man. What's this shit called again?

You gon' go out. You gon' come go take a shit. You gon' come go take a shit. We seen you take a shit, real fast. And you gon' come back and pee. But nigga, you didn't say nothing. Nigga just disappeared. Exactly.

I would do it too. I just did it earlier. I'm not gonna lie to you. We know. I bought this with you. And this is a horrible bathroom. I'm not gonna lie. Horrible.

You gonna think different of me. I need five minutes. I was ain't gonna disrespect my ass and sit on that toilet. No, no, no. It is a whole room. Come here, man. She's like a dog here.

I hold it in. Let it bake up like a cake and call it a day. That's the soul band from right there. You ever watch Soul? That's the shit right there. From Soul? Yeah, from Soul. You have the shit in there. That shit locked in the deuce I'm talking about.

Yep, yep. And then it cut your arm off after one load come out. Now recently... Can we open the window for you? There's no oxygen in here, nigga. We'll be dying. I felt like it was a... It's hurting my eye. We are dying. It's hurting my eye.

You coughing? He coughing in his fucking snowman. My eye coughing. Nigga. I hated your jewelry. I don't know if it's gold or bronze. That ring is copper. Oh, this nigga is so nasty. You ain't got five percent ring and you ain't even made about knowledge you wouldn't do. I got knowledge and stuff.

I'm God body. You God body? I got a God's body. I got a God's body, but I don't... Yeah, I'm not God. I have a God's body. You got a body like when you sexy bitches in the 1800s... You might just see me sometime. I can't focus. So Marlon, man, walk in. This nigga ain't even fucking smoking his coffee. There's no oxygen in this motherfucker. You evil. You evil. That's your diabolical fucking plan to get the world high.

World domination. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high.

You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high.

You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You're the one who's gonna get the world high. You'reabolical fucking plan to get the world high! World domination! Wokeish was a very unapologetic stand-up special. Yeah. And it definitely followed right behind that interview where you did, where you were saying... I don't even know what you're talking about. Your feelings, if you're like your feelings right exactly exactly continue sorry you talk about anything yeah anytime any day and it is what it is I was watching it because you

and you're gonna say stupid stuff in order to get to the good stuff that's right you're working it out you have to be allowed to fail yeah comedy you you gotta go you gotta go there yeah these nowadays, certain topics, people are like, you don't get all flustered, but here's the thing, sensitivity is only bullshit that's online. People to people, people are insensitive. If I'm in a comedy store, or I'm doing a show, and I say something crazy, the audience will even laugh,

even if they go, oh, like I shouldn't be laughing at that but they're laughing and they forgive this is all programming so don't listen to social media listen to fucking people I know where the laughs are and I would never do something if I tell a joke and 300 people walk out that's a bad joke yeah yeah if I do a joke and one person walks out out of 300 nigga that's that's a damn good joke. That's a sensitive motherfucker right there. That's why you do the clubs and that's why you do the coffee shops because you're working all that material out anyways. Yeah, but nowadays they put it online and then you get fucked up for saying stupid shit.

But comedians, we're going to say stupid shit if we're trying to get to good shit. Now, it's one thing if you do like a special and you go this is my refined material and now ready to present this to the world but somebody getting you on stage while you're you're in the thought we're not creating you have to say stupid shit to get to the good shit right so we have to be I gotta be unforgivable and just go I'm not apologize for sure all right so we're different saying I ain't trying to fuck you up but when Damon Wayans was on the Breakfast Club and they asked him about Bill Cosby he had some he was

pretty much on Bill Cosby's side like yo if this what he was doing what they said he was doing then this is in the 70s everybody was on Cosby's side Damon was giving them quaaludes on the side I say that to say when a girl come over your house groupie or not you know you have party favors and you chop some real party up But you really want to put the paper on her Cause the superman killed in her pill And you chop it up and she drink it And then you wind up smashing her cause she sleeping That ain't really rape, so I don't know why they trusted me with that shit right now So I'm saying, why you in a dress?

Followed up by take off your jacket Why you would address As a prisoner And you're gonna get a movie that'd be raping niggas, but it's Take your eye out and go Come fuck me in my eye. That's a whole movie by itself. Then I'm fucking you in yours. Now I'm gonna put my eye on your booty hole. Now shoot it back at me. So on the show, on the breakfast floor, when they acknowledge that, like if this was real, if this was real what Cosby did and whatnot, it's the 70s. They would have lynched him. Then I'm watching Jay Leno.

Seinfeld's on there. And he kind of is taking up for Cosby a little bit. Comes back from commercial break. And he switches the whole thing around. Oh, Jay didn't do it. No, because Jay pulled his ass to the side and goes, man, you might not want to be on this side of Cosby on this one. The conversation they had in commercial break. And he was like, I apologize for what I was

saying about Cosby. That's a comedian looking out for another comedian. But he got everything. Human to human. You think Cosby was sleeping on business mickeys? Yeah, after 75. After 75. I gotta be real. I shouldn't even ask that question because after 75

of them, like the first 5, 10, I was cool. I wasn't there. But 75't even ask that question cuz after 75 of them like the first five ten. I was cool I wasn't there 25 like 75. Yeah, 75 did at least three When you heard to pop head and got damn rape to rape a girl and what Second he was gonna get off cool Lasting no, no, he's though they still get him. Oh, I thought he paid this shit They got his ass right now. Okay. What's that? He's a no-no, me, he wait me too. He wait niggas too. He did. He did. He scared me. He got us for all that scary shit. We can go back to it if you want. But what I'm saying, I thought Cosby might have got up. Because I thought out of 12 jurors,

one of them motherfuckers is going to be like, ah. Yeah. I know all the facts is there. But you see that episode of the Cosby Show. He all had the other shit. You're going to have to think of that shit right there. He could never do that shit. Yeah, that's Dr. Hoffman. There'll be one super fan. Yeah, Dr. Hoffman. I know the facts but ghost dad is my kids favorite movie Oh, I didn't tell you. I didn't tell you. Wait, no, no, no. What do you mean? You done switched yourself into another race. Wait, after that interview on the breakfast club. I told you then, you was Puerto Rican, nigga. Now you Chinese.

We were visiting the country. Wait, hold on. We didn't see you. Wait, you were in the breakfast club? He did Damon Wayans disappear? Yeah, after the breakfast club interview about Cosby, Damon Wayans, they tried to make him retract what he said. Oh, Damon A. retracted what he said.

Yeah, and he said he won't do this shit no more. He stopped doing comedy. He stopped doing stand-up. Not because of that, though. Because of that, though. Really? That, though. Nigga, you ain't his brother.

Well, maybe you don't know. I don't know. See this nigga? I saw you on the phone with David Messick. I saw him with my good eye. He sees a lot. Eyes on the sparrow. And I know he watches over me. Should've stopped at Eyes on the sparrow. And I know he watches over me.

Should've stopped at eyes on the sparrow. That was the sweet spot. So why he stopped doing comedy in your opinion? I think because he felt like people were just super sensitive and especially like, it's not even so much the people

or the audience. And this is what I tell him, it's not the audience. It's the media media right is when you speak about things and they write about things that are telling you who what your opinion should be about something and they navigate you to this place of nigga this isn't even how we think we don't even have thought no more you're supposed to jump on you can't have an opinion but the thing is when you're doing media it's different so you know I think it was the media, and I just felt like, I think Damon felt like it was just, when he has something, when he feels it, he'll do it, and it'll be worth it.

But right now he's focused on his television show. He's focused on doing other things. He don't want to be on a road like that. You know, Damon's getting older. He wants to be at home with his grandchildren. That sounds like a rich nigga to me. I'm not talking about the rich shit. I'm talking about the smoke. He wants to be a home with his grandchildren. That's not a rich nigga to me One thing I noticed about the trailer is I didn't see Sean in the trailer. Yeah.

Is Sean in this and a part of this movie or did you went out dolo? I've been dolo for six years now. Wow. Is y'all twins or no? No. What kind of twins? Is he DJ? He's DJ now.

He's actually- He's really DJ now. He was bullshitting on Living Color. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now he's a real DJ. Like, my brother was just... That's not SW. That's not his name.

That's SW1. SW1? They tagged us after the episode. Like, he's DJ. I'm proud of him. He's really good, too. So I'm proud of him. But no, we haven't...

For the past seven years, I've been doing my own thing. Just trying to... I was a part of the legacy of Wayans. I'll always be a Wayans. That's my tribe That's my my my color. That's my religion. I love my family. Daddy is a ray always we are a population I'm always the legacy always gonna own that, you know, I love my family more than anything as well And but for me, I contributed a lot to wins and I just want to make Marlin mean as much as Wayne's

And then I'll feel complete as a human being but you really do been Doing it from day one my Marla and this ain't even on no group of shit, man I ain't even on your dick like that, but shit is that This at the same time from day one. You have any good beer? This is good. This is good. It's not like your Modelo. Give me some of that imported shit y'all got. Yeah, but...

I told you to bring it. Give me that it's got bullshit. Fantastic act, man. You take it there. It's fearless. It's unapologetic and whatnot, man.

I was blown away and inspired when Don't Be a menace came out It was completely you wrote man. You wrote me a shot. Okay me Sean Phil Bowman you want us to open it for you? You was drinking with the white folks. I'm Not to not drink with us. I see you but we saw you Be like yo come you know, I'm an Instagram. I feel like I was there. Oh, yeah the story I'll go straight to you. I don't like buying So you want some champagne or would you like some champagne this is 50 cents Oh, the goatee? Yeah. Oh, he's got to find a good one. Yeah, I said, man, he better than us.

So you want some champagne? Or would you like some champagne? This is 50 Cent champagne. It's called the champagne. The champagne. It's the king's pass. Yes, yes. That means it comes from far.

You want some Columbia White? I got you. I don't know what that is. That's definitely what niggas drink after they sniff cocaine. I ain't doing that. I'm just giving you that Tiger Bomb bullshit. Oh, we got some. Tiger Bomb!

Tiger Bomb! Tiger Bomb time!'m just giving you that Tiger Bomb bullshit. Oh, we got some. Tiger Bomb. Tiger Bomb. Tiger Bomb time. Yo, guys. Tiger Bomb. Hey, Lee. Lee, it's Tiger Bomb time. Tiger Bomb time. Lee, who the fuck?

Tiger Bomb time. Lee, you suck it up. You fuck it up. Tiger Bomb time. It's Tiger Bomb time, man. Tiger Bomb time. Thank you for bringing in Tiger Bomb time. Yes, thank you for reminding us, brother.

But listen. And also, listen, because we're also not only promoting your movie, but you have shows out here? You have some shows out here? Oh, no. Hey, nigga, I'm hot. Oh, I got some. Actually, where's my phone?

My phone's right there. Where's my, I got a theater I'm playing. I'm playing September 14th at the MGM Casino Theater in D.C., the brand new MGM. It's 2,500 seats. Half, like, it's selling out right now. Get your tickets. If you haven't got your tickets, D.C., get your tickets.

It's a crazy hour. Come see it. September 14th at the MGM Casino Grand in DC. Make sure you get your tickets now. And this is a part of a special? Oh, here's my other date. Okay. No, he's not.

Actually, open this damn thing up. I ain't gonna lie, you tall like a wrestler. Who me? You tall like you Ric Flair. Like you know Ric Flair, them niggas tall like you. He really tall, man. That shit fucked me up. Y'all sound like the CBS tour. Sportscast. But you know

CBS or you want to See me as they be saying some super like My god you see the thighs on him Hey, what does that mean? Look at those big ol' hands, the way you catches those balls. This is what the sportscasters be saying. They be like, what? Marlon, can you be sexy and a comedian at the same time? Is it possible? Seinfeld said that when you start thinking you sexy, that's when shit going to go down here for you.

That's part of the truth. That's why I don't get buffed. Niggas like, why don't you get buffed? No nigga, I ain't trying to because comedy is about lacking vanity. You always gotta be able to make fun of yourself. You know what I mean? Of course you wanna look good too.

But you're making fun of other motherfuckers too. Yeah, so you wanna make fun of yourself. And you wanna be able to be physical. And you always wanna come from a place of humility, not a place of hubris. So I understand what? What was it you can't spell it we got dictionary I'm trying to come on. I said hubris. Oh, who you bris

hubris Spell it nigga hubris cube. Oh you bris hubris Spell it nigga. H u b r I know W and that shit I'm gonna talk about my date. I'm gonna be at the funny bone in Columbia Columbus, Ohio, that's September 6th through 8th, September 14th. That's my birthday. Goddamn, make some noise for that. Yeah! Not that much noise. September 14th, I'm at the MGM National Harbor, Washington, D.C. One show only.

Get your tickets now. I might pull up on that one. Yes. Get your assistant number. Goddamn. Okay, now hold on. I'm going to put it back. It went off. Okay, there we go. That ain't right. Now, hold on. It went off. Okay, there we go.

That ain't right. Okay, hold on. I'm also going to be at Thank you. Is that water? No, it's liquor. My God. September 26th, I'm at the Yeah, that's all. That's all my dates, nigga.

And September 5th. I don't need to talk about that one, it was for college. Okay, thank you. Oh, it was for college? Okay, you don't put both of them on. Wait, hold up, you sip out the bottom? No, no, no. I ain't drinking behind you.

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And he's from his hometown. And, you know, we on the fence right now. Is R. Kelly going to jail or is he not? My man, he didn't really, he tried to do the R. Kelly joke, but he didn't want to go all the way in and whatnot because he's from Chicago. How do you feel about it? Are you muting R. Kelly right now? I feel like this. I feel like I'm always going to air toward, you know, the sensitivities of women. You got it. I'm always going to air on the side of being a gentleman. I'm always going to air on the side of protecting them. Because I think, I mean, I have a a daughter and I think about those type of thing and you know it's not cool but then again you know I ain't in the jury I

don't know the facts I don't I don't I wasn't there I don't know you know I'm in so I I can't I can't say either way it goes but I what I don't want to do is jump on bandwagons because people are saying yo you should feel this way no I should feel exactly the way I feel like feeling and if I happen to feel that way too that's fine but we are all entitled to an opinion so you know I I mean all Kelly did it I'll leave it not. No, but how about this? So where I stand? R. Kelly did it. That's how you do. OJ did not.

That's how you do. The judicial system, well, you know, this is a karma. You know what I mean? It's like Cosby spending three years in prison. Somewhere along the line, you did something for, you know, that you don't just, God has his way of giving you exactly what the fuck you need. I ain't God I pray for everybody you know but I also I don't believe in you know people doing anything to to women and girls I think they kids and kids should be

protected and I think that you know we got to just do a better job at that but you wouldn't be outraged if he got let off. What do you mean? Meaning, oh, shit, that motherfucker did this and that. He said it. Leave it up to the jury and all the facts. Now, come on, Marlon. You know he did it.

You saw that tape. You saw that tape. I didn't see the tape. You didn't see the tape. I didn't see the tape. You seen that tape. You didn't see the tape. You didn't jerk off to that tape.

Come on, Marlon. You didn't jerk off. I did. I did. I did. I did. I did. What? What happened?

Editor point out. Editor point out. Editor point out. Editor point out. You didn't see the tank? I believe this, too. The BB tank. The BB tank.

This is the thing, right? People, I'm going to say this. People are fool. Everybody saw the tank. People are fool. I didn't see the BB tank. I think Mama Wayne saw the BB tank. I know it's disgusting, nigga. Everybody saw the tank. It's disgusting. I don't want to watch no nigga pee on little girls. Man, that was a hell of a tank. People I don't want me in the shower. You ain't no peed on the girl in the shower. Just her feet.

Just her feet. Just her feet. Just her feet. Their nails grow out of the ass. I was trying to kill some germs on the floor. He was killing the fungus on her nails. Let's get back to the pee. Hold on.

So what I was saying was, here's the thing, people are food,. No, wait, wait, wait. So what I was saying was, here's the thing. People are food, right? For me, people are food. Oh, you meant P. Food. People. Like P.

No, you back there. Okay, okay. People are food, right? So you have to, with an artist, everybody thinks like, with Bill Cosby, do I forget the fact that

he inspired me to be a comedian? Do I disown the fact that he made me laugh? Do I disown the fact that he inspired me to be a comedian? Do I disown the fact that he made me laugh? Do I disown the fact that he... And he's the first nigga to wear a coochie. No, listen. First nigga to wear a coochie. First nigga to wear a coochie. You know, but listen.

Biggie bit that from Bill Cotton. What I'm saying is take the good from people, right? Extract the good and then shit out the rest. What's good about, like... R. Kelly, what's good about... R. Kelly if he, if this nigga did it. The Chocolate Factory. If he did it. Nah, but his lyrics take a whole new meaning.

TPT Brown. If he did it, he should be locked the fuck up, period. But even his art, his lyrics take a whole new meaning. But, no, but I will say this, if Remix to Ignition came on right now nigga. What would we do? We're probably going to dance nigga. What would we do? Come on. Nigga be straight to the point. If remix to my ignition came on right now I think it's over diamond now only seven only 7 million dollar plaque I ever had is with R. Kelly. Wait, wait, why you doing this?

I ain't fucking with him. I knew he was a foul nigga. Really? I knew it, cause listen. I never hung out with a nigga. Tell them about the bum bands. No. I seen them. Ay, nigga, tell them about the bum bands.

Tell them about the kids in the playground. Tell them about the swings, nigga. Tell them about the seesaw. The three bitches on the seesaw. The seesaw, nigga. Hey, tell them about the progress report. Hell no, he fucked it up. That's what progress report mean. I'm not talking bullshit.

The time I was supposed to lay my burdens for him, everyone has kind of like the same story. Like, he was playing basketball, and I'm like, yo, I'm not sitting around watching this nigga play basketball. But he said, go to the studio and you go lay it down throw it to the studio And it's the first time it wasn't the first time excuse me It was first time like in the city environment studio where I've seen bags there. Oh I've never seen that before but I had just came from upstate in this place called Bearsville now in Bearsville Every studio was a house that you slept

in. So that's the reason why I wasn't alarmed. I should have been old enough to be like, yo, this is in the city. Everyone stays at a hotel in the city. So when I seen the beds, each studio had a bed to it. So when I saw that, I didn't get alarmed. It wasn't like, oh shit, we didn't take the check.

But I did see that shit. I didn't see him messing with no younger girls or The studio you have a pool table you have a ping-pong you have you don't have no fucking bed like that's abnormal But it didn't be it wasn't that more to me at the time because I just came from where I just Described you as a student called Beardsville. You understand I'm saying so but when I watch that documentary I was like, holy shit I saw that like when they kept saying that they had a bed next to the studio It blew me, but they just tried to spot You said that like you came in the studio and seen like the piss on the floor. No, no. You was here like, oh shit, he's mad. And a wet little girl walked by.

Yeah, yeah. That's what he, that's what he's mad right there. Yeah, yeah. I apologize. You hate R. Kelly for something else. No, I do not. You hate him for something else. No, I do not.

Honestly, I do not. I do not. Actually, I do not. He pissed you off because he made you wait for that verse. No, I did the verse for him. He paid me, brother. Yay! I got nothing.

I got nothing. I want his album. He's not on mine. He want. He want. And then once I found out who he really, really was, I didn't try to...

Who he really, really was? Because, you know, it was speculation from Aaliyah. That's what I'm saying. We can't deny what Aaliyah's alleg for Malia like that's I'm saying we can't deny what is a new one you know I'm saying it was speculation from then and at the time you know I think whatever other industry can I do this yes listen when I was in eighth grade it was a bunch of niggas from high school fucking all girls when I go to goddamn high school, then motherfuckers from college, fucking all girls. What about the little boy?

And then when I go, and I'm a little player, and I'm fucking a three-year-old teen with a pair of pants on my house, and my mother's a little bitch with potty trained, you know what I'm saying? You're right, you're right. She needs a little girl in my house, and now they just saying that the DNA evidence means that I was a little girl. I don't even let no girl. You won. You got it. And now they just saying that the DNA evidence means that I was the one. I don't even let no girl. You won, stop.

I'm the one. Stop. You saw what I'm saying there. Stop. But that was my game, girl. I'm the child of the dress. Stop. OK, you won.

OK, you're right. And it don't fit. It don't make sense. Yeah, it don't make sense. You're right. I got it. I caught it. Once again, we like to celebrate our people's careers.

There's so many people in this life that every time you got 10 years or more in this game, they want to say you washed up. They want to say it's over for you. They want to say you done. But here at Drink Taps, we celebrate your life. We celebrate your career. We celebrate your accolades.

We celebrate what you do. We celebrate you being six, seven niggas in one movie. And this is what we're going to do, god damn it. We celebrate you. We celebrate you. We celebrate you. We celebrate you by pickling your liver and killing you and making you old geek. We celebrate you, my nigga.

That was terrible. That is terrible. That ain't so bad. Alright, give him another shot. By the way, let me tell you something. Give him another one. That shit is so strong, this thing is, look, the marble line just started tearing. I'm going to tell you, we're going to go into drink champ history. This is the reason why I knew how much of a real, not to say you're not a comedian, but at one point, you know what I'm saying?

At one point, we had Jack on Drink Champs and I had, what is it called? FaceTime 2 Chainz. And Recipe's the Combat Jack that was on that episode as well. So what happened was,

I was so drunk, like how you said, I didn't actually FaceTime 2 Chainz. I was going like this. Well, 2 Chainz and Jack Thrill actually got to a real argument. And I didn't actually FaceTime 2 Chainz. I was going like this. Well, 2 Chainz and Jack Thriller actually got to a real argument, right? And I didn't know they had real problems. Like, I thought the day was okay.

Yeah, when you walked away, I didn't think it was real. But Jack, when Jack had walked away, and he, this is something that I told him. I said, Jack, because he's a close friend of mine. I said, Jack, I don't care what I ever do. I'll never stop being a rapper.

Yeah. Like, if I'm going to do, if I'm going to take'll take a piss I'm gonna do it in hip-hop right if I'm gonna tie my shoe lace I'm gonna do a hip-hop and I said that was the one time I was disappointed in Jack I said you stopped being a comedian at that at that moment you are you became you wanted to change world right like you lose that back like to change the start calling me sick you know saying shit and Jack's like he said something back. And I didn't want Jack to actually get mad or get whatever.

I wanted him to be a comedian back. And that day that you came to drink champs and that we did not make the AC turn off by on purpose. No, it just didn't work. We didn't. We didn't pay the bill that day. It still don't matter. You have no fucking windows.

But it was that day. But we upgraded. It was You have no fucking windows. Listen, listen. But it was that day. But we upgraded. It was that day. No windows. I was that day that when you came on, that I hit my man Jack and I said, yo, I was right. Because I didn't know the advice I gave him at first,

you know, always be a comedian. All the time, 24 hours. But that day, you was like, you had fun with us, but it was really hot. It was really hot it was really And the projects again My compliment I'm trying to say is you stayed a comedian until you actually walked in that car. Yeah. Oh yeah, we had footage. Talking shit about everybody. You were still snapping on us, you were still, like. That shit was funny as fuck.

And Jack is one of my favorite comedians. I don't know if I ever told him that. So how do you develop that? Jack? Yeah, Jack's funny as hell. Jack's funny as hell. I've never seen you, sir. I tried to do it on your show one time.

Go ahead. You look like you're going to be long winded and talk too to me. But how do you follow a nigga with one eye? Your story is way better than mine. But how do you stay into that character? That's why I asked you earlier about the method of acting. How did you always just remain a comedian? I love this shit, man. I've been a comedian since I was four.

I love making people laugh. There's nothing more fun than making people laugh. I would turn down the baddest bitch for a stage any day. Mmm. I love that shit, man. The only things that come before my stand up is the things I love more is my family. Yeah. That.

I have a few more friends, but not all of them. So I'm gonna give it to you. Is that a high thought? Yeah, it is a high thought. But it's right on point. Can I tell you something? Marlon. Yo, the same thing I've always thought about you, even to today. Man, to see it in person, I mean, you like that, it don't matter what we say,

you never gonna stop being funny. Right. You sound like an old black woman who say, you ain't never gonna stop being funny right um when I when I did like all black when we say you ain't never gonna Stop being funny, baby You just keep doing you for me. You start looking like that's the role from good Yeah, you know yeah, you went on when that did happen Yeah, I was inside my feelings, but when you under the collective of 50 Cent, he be making you feel like you a thug too.

50 is 50 and a thug. 50 one of the smartest, coolest niggas you ever been around. That's him saying that 50. 50 is extremely smart. I went to dinner with 50 and he just so spoke and he's very eloquent.

Wise as fuck. Wise. He is he had something special now? He had some bad luck Got shot nine times nigga and lived As the only terminated you supposed to be You got shot is that why oh Fuck okay. Hey, I was wondering the history I didn't want to ask you

Whenever they see like with his eye I never ask Nigga what happened? Like you see people and you don't want to say like nigga Why your nigga why what why your eye like that like i i want to be a real nigga and ask real questions and i'm glad you told me because i ain't know like i know you i could tell you wasn't born like it because your legs would be a little shriveling like baby legs and you live. So Jack. Only thing you need to do now nigga is go drop a rap album and get some of that your own champagne nigga. But Jack, so he asked you what happened to your eye?

Did you ever? I was in a call with 50 when they were shooting at him and I was like, hey stop! Me and Nosey got shot in the eye. I caught one of the bullets. I caught the 10th bullet. So what happened really? I was blind in my left eye, mom. Take me out of Philbad.

Yeah. It wasn't your fault. It was your parents smoking that weed. That's what happened for real. My mom was smoking with me. She smoked you out of the house? I had a girl summer back in 82. Before the city girls.

She got no regrets. City boy. She ain't got no regrets. Yeah, but I was high as hell. Nigga missing an eye, but man. Yo, I'm not gonna lie, I seen you drinking Ciroc with the white people. I'm a feel- I prefer- Hey man, I drink with niggas too. Alright, come on, can you drink some of your Ciroc with us?

Cause I was offended. I see you with Don Julio, 1942. Why don't you have- you ain't got no- Cause last time we bought you a $200 bottle of some good red. We bought you three of them. So now I'm on punishment? Now you bring me weed? You on the street with me? You on bring me. You want to drink from that? You want to drink from this man with his feet in the closet?

Ah, wow. We didn't trust you. We brought you. Yo, listen. I texted this nigga. Jack, you should start your own liquor. Mm. Hey, bro, listen.

Let's do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. I want you. Do it. I want you. Listen. Each bottle. You know there's a caterpillar and a bottle of tequila? You Captain Jacks, my nigga. Captain Jacks. That made total sense, man.

That was awesome. I wanted to be the Dos Equis man. Dos Equis? I wanted to be the most interesting nigga in the world. You way too big for that, bro. Hold up, hold up, hold up. Don't forget, we're streaming on Tidal. Episodes will be released exclusively on Tidal.

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That's my show, party and bullshit. Monogamously Promiscuous, that's my new album coming out. Me and Dory got a song on there, that's the first single we're dropping. I got you. Yep. More than doing some skits. I ain't talking to you about it yet. Wait a minute. Hey, listen.

I ain't done a goddamn skit. You don't do that no more? No, nigga. Nick can't bring you out of retirement. No, nigga. I'm rich. No, I'm joking. So we doing this?

I don't know, nigga. I would do a skit. Solid. One. And it gotta be short. Solid. Don't have me y'all. Solid. Because I don't know what I would do this kid. Solid. One. And it got to be short. Solid. Don't have to be all over me. Solid. Because I can't be joking. Because we be too emotional all the time.

All right. Oh. One thing I admire about you is it feels like you're going from like talent to being like the owner like it feels like you're going from Derek Jeter playing for New York the Yankees and to Derek Jeter owning the mall wonder Wonder oh shit that was hard Your name Marlon. His name Marlon. He just looked at me. He looked at me.

Your kind of high fucking muscle. Yeah, just sit there, man. I'm going to spank you, nigga. Like a little badass kid. You know, a little badass kid. And you still want to beat him? From Derek Jeter going from playing for the Yankees to owning the Marlins. One day.

Is that the ultimate goal? I think definitely one day. But for now, you know, I just want to be Jordan, bro. I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan.

I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan. I want to be Jordan. I want to Marlins. Is that the ultimate goal? I think definitely one day. But for now, you know, I just want to be Jordan, bro. I'm trying to be the best that I could be in my skin and just get up there with my heroes and my goats and try to be a goat myself and leave behind. Every time when I'm gone, the only thing I'm,

and I'm probably dead right now for all this smoke right there. This is heaven. This is heaven. It is. It's purgatory. Nigga heaven. when I'm gone the only thing I'm and I'm probably dead right now all I want to leave behind in my legacy is every time you watch something that says Marlon Wayans you laugh you enjoy and it takes you out that moment of whatever was going on in your life that that made you laugh and it lifted your spirits because then when I'm dead I'm still living in y'all smiles So that's what I want. Oh, but I put it out there He doesn't have a birthday I'm his birthday is the 23rd I'm 47 Black 47 you look terrible for it His birthday is the 23rd. I'm 47. Really? What? I thought you was way younger than that.

I'm black 47. Yeah, nigga, you look terrible foot. Listen. I got to dial my business. 47 is 13 in black hair, so I'm going to be here for a while. You at 37? His turn, 37 May 7. You ain't going to be here long.

You got to change over here. We should celebrate you. Let's jab. You a wonderful man. Give me some of my money. Even though you wearing a basketball as a flight jacket. Even though you got that plan of the day. You mean it was an eventuary while he alive?

You mean it was a live eventuary? This is different man. I've never seen a live eventuary. You walkin' shit. Nigga, see, you ain't gonna be alive long, damn. I didn't know I didn't look good to you. To you, to you! You got titties, nigga! Any nigga with titties gotta be like,

I need to get in the jail. Something ain't right, I gotta get my life back. Sitting there with an under-muffin'. I'm a working progress, brother. God ain't through with me yet. He ain't through with me. We got some more to go. Okay, all right. So recently, y'all was at the Essence Fest in New Orleans.

And the funny thing about it was I follow most people that went out there. And it was like the comedians had their own little section like I Obviously wasn't there, but it was like yeah all linked up and then all my rapper friends. They all linked up Most people would say that's like a Conspiracy like when people get together Do you feel like that is there conspiracy of the Illuminati is there black ball and a comedian? Comedians don't like comedians. We are friends here. Okay, well, are we our friends? Yeah Yeah, nobody fuck me. No, no

You die for this man, yeah Can you please tell this nigga that that didn't mean no motherfucking sense? Somebody tell this nigga he's high and grabbing blood. This nigga just asked a question that had no fucking answer to it. You didn't hear that shit? I'll answer it to you right now. What was it, nigga? Okay, look.

You ain't a friend. No, no, listen, listen, listen. Jack, I thought you was around, nigga. This nigga high and y'all ain't going nowhere. I explained it in detail. I explained it in detail. I explained it in detail. When I looked at it, I I seen you it was Kevin hard I believe it was a Terrence J or bus y'all that got together is that is that correct is this I've got this picture from

What your history and yeah, and yeah, and James a comedian. He can mean I damn all right He claims playing with y'all set so that's what I mean Terrence is talking about doing something together That was super. I would do something with you, but you scare me. Come on, so you could have been doing something with me? No, real talk. In ten years, you could have... I just...you would make me not enjoy my lunch. I would be rolling around, I'd be eating olives, like, I can't eat this. Tell me what you don't want me to hours like I can't

Listen here listen here shit is that come back? So let's talk about come back now you talk about it come back like fighting come back is he oh yeah come back Oh, M-E. That don't sound good. Hey, listen. For comedian comebacks. There we go. Comedian comebacks. Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx. Now, Jamie, no, Eddie Murphy came to your house when you were a little boy and he inspired you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Jamie Foxx, you worked with him on Living Color.

You know what I'm saying? Like, what would you rather see more? Well, you said Eddie schooled him as a little boy. I don't understand. He came to your house. I love Foxx. I love Fox Fox Fox little boy is this do it they're gonna give it to you went to Eddie's house a little bit no he can't hear how well you know boy you see canin this is Keenan cuz you know canin help we got down my family

Over go, you know Oprah was Peaked by your Disgusting things She can buy you to put different things in your eye. Put an orange in there and it'll. A woman. . Hey, Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx. Who you want to see the comeback of?

On stand up? I love Jamie Foxx. Jamie's my guy. I love Jamie. But I'm beyond Jamie Cox Would want to see any murder? Yeah Like being that we are students of the game me Jamie and Jamie's a fucking legend in the go. I love that

for Eddie Murphy That nigga come on man only more exciting than Eddie Murphy's to doing stand-up again would be if we dug up Richard Pryor and then we'll bring on that to life and let him do stay only but that's funny cuz like the bridge your party the movie seems like the chupacabra right now it doesn't happen right there. We officially exist We're gonna be on every one ever we met That's some ratio no, it's some raid type shit great Ray Charles what Ray Charles got me a good move later on he would get he died when she came out

The same year came back. He's dead already don't know But I don't think that we're gonna be here or we ain't gonna be able to enjoy it because we Really understand what it means to us for Richard Pryor or I'm a steward you saying but it was already in the making though It was already in the making though. It was already in the making. I mean, that's been way many years. Tell me what it means when it's in the making. Yeah, I don't know. He says it's not really poppin'. How long has Richard Price been trying to be a movie? How long has Richard Price been trying to be a movie?

Let me smoke champagne. Okay, I got you. I'm just saying, you got so high, you ain't talking English no more. This nigga's talking slave after you, homie. After you. What the hell? I'm an ass, too, Mr. Homie. I'm not that.

And you, you, you, you, you gonna take it. You gonna take it, man. Take that, you maybe. And you get another bottle of shawty. What the fuck you want us to get? Another bottle. This nigga went and took another shit. Yo, hey, go bust and take shit.

You got a fucking shawty dude, nigga. This nigga crazy, gonna leave us here? Yo, really, come on, come on. Y'all seen that they put the Eddie Murphy flicks, Delirious is on Netflix now. Oh my God. So that tells me that I think he might be doing it on Netflix. But if you watch it now, it's a different movie now when you watch it. When I was a little kid, it was crazy. And now, watching it...

Say it, say it. Say it, white boy. Say it. Stop calling me a white boy cause I swear to God Ain't no white boy here bruh Yo give me a minute bruh It's almost time to leave This ruckus

He say why I drink white folks You know what he just said He said my man he just said That raw don't hold up No I didn't say that it wasn't raw it was delirious I was talking about No delirious hold up I didn't say raw that's number one I'm talking about delirious they both hold up. No, I didn't say that and it wasn't wrong delivery. So I'm talking about no delirious hold up They're both there. So they don't say wrong. That's number one. They talk about delirious. They both hold up I'm just a different movie. We gotta be as an adult Now I'm not fucking carrying your shit no more

Which one is that's not empty they pass me the one is not empty. Can you pass me the one that's not empty? The one with the smoke bomb. Alright, what's the name of this shit again? I think it's The King's Path. We trying to get motherfucking sponsored. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, 50. I did what I was supposed to do. You did what you was supposed to do? I told you the nigga ain't speaking English no more.

He's speaking slave. I ain't supposed to do Three is not lucky enough but that's how we ended. I don't want the boat to do Now I know I know making people laugh It's supposed to be one of y'all. Oh, but it ain't answer the lag question. Yeah, answer it. Tell us some questions. The lag question. Ain't no ST in that. Fuck it. It's the lag question. LL.

Ellen Murphy? Oh, oh. Ellie Murphy? Who's Ellie Murphy? Who the fuck is Ellie Murphy? It's Ellen Murphy. That's who it is. Ellen Murphy and the lag.

The lag dance.A. The L.A. Niggas! I like Ally Murphy. Ally Murphy. Ally Murphy a good nigga. I know Ally Murphy, man. Ally Murphy. Ally Murphy. I told you he's

speaking the same, nigga. Man, he did a couple shots to get Ally Murphy, man. Me and Henry did a couple of shows together. We got to get on the Ally Murphy. Ally Murphy. Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor you say? No, no, no, Jamie Foxx. Jamie Foxx or Eddie Murphy? Jamie Foxx.

He answered it. He said he thinks Jamie Foxx would want to see Eddie Murphy on stage. Jamie Foxx would want to see Eddie Murphy. Because we all fans of Eddie's and all of us Little Duval just came that way living my best life Then remember when Jerry if I tried to do a whole album after one to live in color the season he broke out People to take him seriously. That seriously now it's completely acceptable anyway they tried to do it oh my god doing it

who are you trying to use it I would want to get first Oh Jamie gonna get that one but you asked me about Angel my Eddie Eddie Had some dope shit, too. Come on. Oh, he's crazy. How could it be? That you don't love me any hair big James on the No, right in the lines! He was right in the shits! Maybe not the usual And I'm a dickhead I'm about to do Do what I do Everybody in my party is VIP And you give me a ring

And you give me a murder But you never keep a lien baby? Who is that? That's it. Jamie Foxx. Why you say Blame it on the goose? Oh I forgot about that shit. I'm on the album.

It don't sound like it. That was on Eddie's album. Yeah I was on them albums. You gotta go with the headstand. He got the album. Let him on the ass and let him on the... Who's? He thought we had a playlist.

Yo, Salou, this is the last shot. Three is the lucky number. When did you make this shit up? Where's his cup? Where your cup at? Oh no, we we gotta get him one no no get him the tiger what he got he got the people with your tiger oh he got it he got it right there let's do the left of your head oh the head and put it on the blind side

that's why i don't need for no more because i I was in St. Louis and I was hosting a show, 2 Chainz, we're booked on the show, and they had called him up, I was by the stage, about to go back up, Nick was right by me, I was looking at him, he was looking at me, I was like, He looked at me and they were like, yo, y'all giving up on 2 Chainz? He didn't get a chance to whoop my ass right then. He could have took my whole... Left side off. All off.

That's when I became a comedian again and realized that I was a bitch-ass nigga and I'm not supposed to be beefing with nobody. And 2 Chainz, if you're watching, I'm sorry. I was on some bullshit. I'm a comic. Nigga, you the shit. All the girls I ever dated after we was beefing

loved all your ass. I was mad at you. You think this is a confessional? I was mad at you. We just got an awkward moment out this nigga. Zoom in. Zoom in. Zoom in the camera. I was mad. I was mad. We got an awkward moment out this nigga.

I was wrong. Yeah. I was wrong. Stop crying. Nigga gave us sincere posts. I Mr. 2 Chainz, I wanna apologize if it ever hurt you. Mr. please don't root me anymore. I had, I talked to 50, I said hey man, me and 2 Chainz going in right now, I thought we was finna ride on him and we gonna kill him. I thought we was gonna shoot him 9 times. 50, 50 seconds, nigga I been shot nine times. I ain't gonna get a tip. That's exactly what, he said, put two chains on the phone.

They got off the phone, and I said, yeah, what that bitch at, nigga tell me. Yeah, we about to do a new music video in about a couple days and what not. You know what I'm saying, we got a dope ass song we about to do. Oh, we ain't finna kill him? He wasn't my friend, he said, yeah, you better leave to change long before you get jump niggas That's what I read I'm a comedian Rain a star niggas. This interview ain't about you. Can we get back to this motherfucking movie I'm promoting, please?

God damn it. Yeah! Nobody want to hear about you and your stupid ass bitch. Cheers! Beating with rich niggas, nigga, you can't win. Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's drink this shot.

Let's drink this shot. Number three, number three. I don't understand. To me, and not you, nigga. It's all this shot. Let's drink this shot. Number three, number three. I was just thinking. To me, and to you, nigga. It's all about you. To Key Chains, please shoot this motherfucker. Massage. Nah, nigga, that wasn't good enough.

Oh, man, hold on. let me get my light together. Woo, now they get the way. Ah! He's like, get that time. That's so, so good. Don't you feel high like you ain't got no more questions? This is like a full hour interview. I'm not gonna lie to you.

I never talk to anybody this long. You all better. I don't talk to my mama this long. Oh. You are one of the most exciting guests, you're one of the most exciting guests. You're one of the most funniest guests. And the thing about it is all improv. It's all natural.

We just throw you an alley-oop. We throw you an alley-oop and you always dunk the ball. Thank you, brother. So we are on it, man, because you know what? Absolutely. I studied you prior to you coming to Drink Champs. And I was blown away. But then, after listening to certain things that you said, like from Ministers of Society,

knowing that you had things, part of producing that and all that. Don't be a menace. Don't be a menace. You know what I mean. And I went and I really, really feel like, you know, you're at the next plateau. I know I said that earlier in the interview, but I feel like this is the movie.

Like, I feel like it's going to be, because I think, I think, this is what I think. I think a lot of people didn't give you the time of day

because you come from such a funny family that they just expect you to be funny. And that's, that's, like, funny, should be hereditary.

I don't think it is. No, that's why there's only six of us doing it in another four weeks. And that's, like, funny should be hereditary. I don't think it is. No, that's why there's only six of us doing it and the other four ain't. Not that they ain't funny, but it takes a lot to do. So that's my point being is I think that sometimes

people are just supposed to think you're just supposed to be funny. Here's the thing. Let me break it down. Okay. See, when my brothers came out to California, they had 20 years to cultivate themselves into great.

And they was knocking a lot of bitches down, too. For real. Let's throw that out there. Oh, Keenan. Let's throw that out there. Let's throw that out there. Keenan for sure was. That nigga wasn't wearing drawers to the club.

This nigga was in the 80s. This nigga wasn't. Coming over to call the war, right? Call the nigga? Not the 80s. This nigga with me. Coming over to call him already. Call him, nigga. Not in the 80s. He's like, nah. So that's it. He had a good time.

You know what I'm saying? So they had 20 years to develop, right? When me and Sean started doing it, Sean was in L.A. all of a year. Right. In Living Color. When I came on, I had more money, right a year, in Living Color. When I came on, I had more money, right? And then in Living Color, but understand,

we didn't have the time to cultivate ourselves into being great individual comedians yet. You want another shot? No, no, no. That's what that means. Tranquillet. Tranquillet. means is now I've done my work this is the you met Marlon when he first came in the game now you're meeting Marlon 20 30 years later we're now that niggas hitting

the stride that I could have got if I came out and made it later. So me and Sean had all these expectations about how great we're going to be based on. But my brothers had the time to cultivate themselves into great comedians, great comedic minds. Me and Sean grew up in the eyes. People watched our development. Right. So now you sound like you were stunted in a sense at that point. And you were siblings that is not comedians,

which they was at the time. No, no, the ones that ain't comedians, see you want me to think something else, I'm going to finish this talk. That's right, I'm sorry, I'm a bitch at it. No, you ain't a bitch at it, I would never say that to you sir. Two chains may, but not me.

So what I'm saying is, when I first came in the game, there was all this expectation of me being great Right But great takes time It takes you years to get to that great point Isaiah Thomas before he finally Got the championship had to lose to Magic Two or three times

To Bird two or three times Before Jordan got to be the six rings Nigga he had to lose in the playoffs To the fucking Detroit He had to lose in the playoffs to the fucking Detroit He had to lose to Boston The bad boys Right The bad boys of basketball

Detroit But It takes time to cultivate yourself into great And what people now with me I get to express Now you see the greatness Cause I'm not the greatness I don't want to go big on myself

Now you see the greatness, cause I'm, not the greatness, I only got big up myself for it. Now you see the same. I will say it. I love you. No, I'm not. I love you. I'm headed, I'm headed toward it. I'm not gonna big up, but I'm saying, now you see the development of the work that I'm doing. That it's not a mistake and I'm getting better.

Because I go back. I learn something new. I go to do stand-up. It's scary as fuck. I learn something new. I go do these movies that I write and produce. I learn something new. Now, everything 10, 20 years later, now you're seeing the development of where I'm at. It takes 10,000

hours to be great at anything. That's in the book Outliers. I'm just now logging my 10,000 hours and what people are seeing what you will see when you see this movie is I don't there's not a lot of niggas on this planet they could do that do what I just did what Eddie did what Pryor did like to play seven motherfuckers is not in makeup seven of makeup, 45 pounds in the heat. I can't help it, but he's making passes at you. I don't know if he's making passes at you.

He keeps saying he's not. He's been saying you're gay the whole fucking time. No, I know I'm not gay. I'm gonna tell you what I realized I wasn't gay. When I found out Prince was a man. I was cool with that. I used to get him in. I was cool with that.

Halle Berry confused. I'm still dating with Prince. What you doing? I'm still dating confused. What you saying? What you saying? What you saying? What you saying? Get back to what you saying. Prince is okay. That was all. Prince is a man.

Wait until he wasn't. Prince is a man. I thought he wasn't. All I'm saying is it takes your time to cultivate yourself into being great at anything. Right. And now I think with this movie I got to apply everything before you die I got to apply all the shit I've been learning to this movie to me it's my best work today and is it sorry but is it a multi picture deal

with the Netflix no I'm going off one. I feel like it's gonna be so great You know what I think one of the six tub licks is gonna have a six tub licks That's a hot dog Appreciate you guys are yes, don't want to stick something Next up let's do it If I was gay, I would fuck you. Wait, we've all met. What do you think about me?

I'm gonna let you know I won't confess. I will be a gay virgin. I will be a gay virgin for the rest of my life. If I can find my soulmate, I will be a gay surgeon for the rest of my life. Basically can find my soul mate, I will be gay surgeon for the rest of my life Basically, you just let dudes drive up you

I'm trying to see what's going on What you talking about bro? And then we go from there What you talking about? If you not on the same wavelength, I'm on As a person It's a wavelength This nigga right here I would would never smoke one of your drugs.

You get high and just start hitting on me. Stop looking at me on JT. JT! You go in the booth. With his beautiful nails, man. She's glossy. Isn't she glossy the motherfucker? You're on Chubby Baby, man. beautiful nail this is glossy glossy chubby baby now now now now is it is it is it is it

because you know a lot of times I feel for energy that's what I found in the internet we can't talk this long. This woman got a mustache. Tell me your girl ain ponytail is a mess. Alright, we gonna wrap it up. Let's go. Alright, one more, man. One more. One more.

One more again. Let's go roll, baby. One more again. One more again. Let's go roll. One more. One more. One more.

One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. One more. Okay, let's go roll

These blunts are dipped in somebody's booty hole Because you smoke these and you just start getting real gay thoughts. I ain't listen. Yo, suck it, suck it, dick got flavor. Can I say something? Can I say something? You ain't, nigga, sorry, nigga. So, suck it, dick got flavor, nigga. So, check it out, right? Suck it, suck it, it was pineapple. No. Suck it, dick got flavor.

Hey, so, like, we were talking about earlier, you know, the transgender community, you can't be saved. I see what y'all like. Like, where you going with that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you going with that? Where are you going? Where you from? No, no, we talking about because a lot of people are going to say, bring up that uh about the young bucks shit situation

Okay, it can't be anybody Where you could meet a tranny and you think it's a girl girl, but it's a girl boy girl You're in the script for a long time, Marlon. You been in the inner script for a long time. Like, I've been trying to try you, and you were like, hey, no, you crack a down and beat him. And you were like, no, that's not a... These thoughts do not represent the Marlon at all, or his family, or Drink Champs.

This nigga is clearly all his family. I'm just saying, like, hands are cranny. A cranny. A cranny? An old trans guy's family. A cranny. Wait, wait, wait. Are you asking?

Old trans nigga. Are you asking, did he ever beat Terry Crews? Because, but you also flipped on Terry Crews on Twitter. You told him. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Show me, show me. He said, he said, he said. Time out.

On Twitter. You ain't about to have me apologize like this. I was going to say the same thing. You lie. Terry Crews, he, on Twitter, Terry Crews, hold on, hold on, on Twitter, Terry Crews said, white girls too, stand. And then you, you, you you we tweeted that said relax big guy

I never said that that's very That's aggressive and toxic okay To you it was respect I'm gonna go ahead and get give me a regular bitch tonight and you know what I'm talking about well you don't have to have J-Lo you be like okay I'll take that hoe you know what I'm saying and when you just don't you you lower your standards a little bit and in the process of lowering your standards sometimes it's some ugly women they look like they're gonna get up you know I'm talking about you feel me it's some ugly girl that's gonna get up I'm sorry I was just trying to figure out your purpose

it's some not just in the show in life what's going on here I'm gonna say it's some many fresh looking women out there you trans like a bitch maybe tranny fresh yeah sometimes sometimes I fuck somebody high it's not I always have to be beautiful hey look at my man Richard Pryor right you saying you read Pryor convictions he said he said he had a dick or two he had a dick or two he actually did in his stand-up he did he said it's confirmed you know he definitely said it yeah he definitely you know he goes in his stand-up he goes he's at the improv and he's doing a to me what a brilliant set of exploration and expression of truth and he was just like

he a sucker dick yeah and it got that quiet. Then you sound just like him too when you said it. and it got that fucking quiet. You see how y'all doing? Then he went and then he said You saying you doing Richard Pryor shit right now? No I'm saying I a sucker dick. I a sucker dick. Then he goes, at the end of the bit, you give a suck a dick, just suck a dick, you get addicted to sucking dick,

and then it got quiet. And then he goes, nah, I'm just playing. And then he went, nah, I ain't. Like, I'm going to retract my statement, but then I'm going to come back and say, fuck y'all,

this is the truth. And that's why Pryor is the most brilliant comedian Because the nigga Spoke in truth I don't know if it matters or not It may not matter or not But is it truth or not That part You suck the dick

I don't know if it matters or not You suck the dick I can only tell you from it I guess I'll be wet in that part. Y'all just changed the whole connotation of drink champs. No, no, no, Jack Thriller just changed the whole connotation. Drink champs. What they drinking on though? We drink champs because we guzzle it all. Ain't that right Jack Trow? Ain't that what I'm saying to y'all?

Man, let me tell you something, I can't thank you enough. Again, I want to... But like I said, I don't know facts. I'm just saying from what we've read in books. I'm not going to sit there and go and out nobody out of the way and go out. But he could have been as genius to play with everybody's minds and say something that might not have been true.

Yeah, let me tell you something. No, but it's in his book. It's in my book. Virgin self-taught. You still be black bald, Marlon. You still be black bald for anything. Stupid opinions. Stupid opinions inside a viral community, inside a social media community.

You're going to see people blow up overnight. Yeah, but you'll also see people blow down. So it's not always a blow up. Sometimes you blow up in the wrong way. You don't want to be, you know, you got to be smart about what you say. You have to be responsible and respectful in your thoughts. We live in a place in a society where some of the things you say, you have to think before you do it. Now, I kind of like the fact that I can't just say this shit no more.

They have to find a way to say it. It's a strategy. It makes you a better comedian. Because when I do television shows like The Marlin Show. Hold on. Let me have a smart thought before you bring stupid in here. All right. Fuck.

The Marlin Show. The Marlin Show. The Marlin Show. before you bring stupid in here. Fuck. You have to learn how to say things without saying it. If I'm doing a TV show, I got to understand. People trying to sell soap. They're trying to sell Snickers. They're trying to sell Coca-Cola. So I can't just do and say what I want to say. We got a smoke channel. Here's how you say it.

You got to be clever. Oh, so speaking of that. Speaking of that, hey, listen. it's a whole bunch of new brands that ain't got as much money as the biggest corporation companies that do commercials and whatnot they will buy the same ads but they would sponsor a modern-day Marlin you know I don't I got you yeah, this murder was that need to invest a Okay, but Molly you're one of the funniest people on the planet we want to Your astronaut welcome to the club we want to tell you how much we appreciate you

Can we make sure tell you how much we appreciate you. I'm scared what this interview is going to be. Hold on. Can we make sure that you look through this? Because I don't know what the fuck. Nope, nobody's editing. No one edited it. But listen, listen. What I'm saying is, you know, so many people, like, in our culture, we don't big up each other. And you said that earlier in the interview. And that's what Drink Champs is about.

Drink Champs is about giving people their flowers while they can smell them. Their thoughts while they can tell them. They smoke while they can think of them. And their drinks while they can drink them. And our culture, our society, and when I say our culture, our society, I don't mean race necessarily. I mean hip-hop. I mean the generation, the fraternity of hip-hop. We have to start bigging each other up. We have to say, your mom, what you're doing is crazy.

I know you bust your ass. I know you went crazy playing seven different roles. And I know that. And you know what? We appreciate that because you're busting your ass to make sure I laugh. And you know what I really appreciate that because you bustin your yeah Yeah ass to make sure I laugh and you know what I appreciate that my mom said But let me just continue my speech because We'll end it with the shot the shot because you know what? As comedians... Yes, that's yours. Damn, where's mine go? I don't want to sit behind you. Okay, yeah.

Because as comedians, as comedians, you know what? There's plenty of times where us, we go through deaths and we go through, you know, breakups with females

and we go through so many shit and we'll go to you guys and you guys will save our lives. And it's very seldomly that we get a chance to say, you know what? You know what? White chicks made me laugh until I peed my pants.

Very seldomly I get a chance to say, little man made me, you know, go watch that. You know, we don't get a chance to say that to your face eye to eye like men. You know what I'm saying? And I want to say that to you. I want to give you your flowers while you're alive. Well, I appreciate that, man. I appreciate that. One of the craziest things about John Singleton was when John Singleton passed away.

One of the first things I did was go to a Drink Champs interview. Because you know why? I knew I was bigging that man up on there. I knew I was giving him his flowers. It doesn't say anything's happening to you or any one of us. I'm not saying I can use this in my eulogy. No, no, no. We'll provide it

for your family, don't worry about it. You better. No, on a serious note, it's because our culture, our society... You got to get him first because he ain't going

to be here too long. Our culture, our society has to start this. We have to start saying that, you know what, I enjoy what you're doing so he can be better,

so he can make this person better. Yeah, we got to look for love, man. And that's the thing about it. Everybody got to stop looking to bring people down and build people up cuz we lost episode of King of Queens right in the minute I'm so sorry this is not reality at all but just hit me up the minute Doug got a job he worked for IPS which is UPS you know but they can't use and soon as Doug got a job, his uncle came to see him. And when his uncle came to see him, his uncle said,

can you give your cousin a job? It's shit that we don't see in the black community at all. We get a job, we're like, this is our shit. I'm sorry, this nigga hot. No, listen, no, no, hit me up. Either he's hot or I'm hot. No, no, no, hit me up. Because these are just really brilliant or stupid as fuck.

It's both. Where do you go? Hold on. Hold on. Hit me out. Most of the time you get a job. You know what I'm saying? Hit me out.

No problem. And I'll give it back to you. Most of the time you get a job. In our community, you get a job and you're taught to keep your job. Keep it away from the hood. That's not what they're taught in these other communities. The other communities are taught to get a job and go help away from the hood. That's not what they're taught in these other communities. The other communities are taught to get a job and go help your

homeboy, go help your cousin, go help everybody else. This is not what's taught in our community. That's the reason why you see most of these people here that's here tonight they look like hanger-ons, they ain't no hanger-ons. Everyone here is important to what we're saying. What we're saying is that we

as a culture have to start embracing ours that's my point everybody to start embracing theirs and start looking at what's great about somebody and stop looking about what's bad about somebody something great in everybody god damn it and you know we truly really have to big up each other and you know don't be afraid of our culture. We have to look at the bad times and go, you know what? That's what led us to the good times. You know what I mean? So, you know, it's a celebration, brother.

Celebrate now. Goddamn. Goddamn. Salud. Salud. Come on, where you at, Jack? Oh, here we go. And this is truly the last question.

I love you. I know, Ty. He told you he loved you four times. I don't know why she got weird. I'm waiting for that. Oh Truly the last question. Yeah as a comedian who has no drink it nigga. Oh, we already drunk. Yeah, come on So maybe this question goes to both of y'all but definitely Tomorrow at first as a comedian who has no boys bar, right? So maybe this question goes to both of y'all, but definitely to Marlon first. As a comedian who has no voice bar, right? We just went through two of the most horrific American shootings.

Yeah. When is it time for a comedian to make fun of that? Obviously not today. Obviously, you know, but when... I guarantee you there's immediate at least 200 comedians on stage right now doing material about about the shooting everything's going to be doing it race really I don't think there's never too soon no I think why to tell the jokes because our job is to go into those dark caves and come out and laugh they come out with joy the light and come out with

glee so in those times when people are out and laugh and come out with joy and come out with glee. So in those times when people are hurting, if you can come and find something funny that make the most hurt people laugh hard, then you did them a justice by, because that's what I do with my life. I find the funny. And that's what we do as comedians is find the funny. So you can't get mad at me for doing my job. It's like being mad at a fireman.

How do you find the funny? He's in a burning building going to find rescue, going to rescue others. How do you find it funny in 9-11 or this? I guarantee you if I was to sit there

and think about it for a long enough time, I would come with at least five minutes of humor that I can tell in front of some of those officers that risk their lives for us and make those people laugh.

That's a good joke. And I did my job because I took, you know, the worst situation and I made people smile with it. That's my job. So you can't get mad at me doing my job. All right.

Goddamn it. Make your noise. Hey, listen. I was having a nigga move when 9-11 was going on. And that was in, um... So you were really on that shit. You was having a nigga move? I was having a nigga move when 9-11 was going on. And that was in, um... Yeah, so you were really on that shit. You was helping a nigga move?

I was helping a nigga move. Oh, what happened? I needed a couple dollars. But look here, man, what is... You did something strange for a piece of change. Yeah, yeah, I had to help a nigga move. You had to fuck with a little car. I had to help a nigga move with furniture.

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