Drink Champs - Episode 294 w/ Monie Love and Melyssa Ford

Episode Date: December 24, 2021

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the queens, Monie Love and Melyssa Ford! The ladies join us and talk about their journey, dead any and all rumors an...d don’t hold back for nothing! Lots of great stories that you don't want to miss!Make some noise for Monie Love and Melyssa Ford!!!💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at http://www.drinkchamps.com Follow Drink Champs:http://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttp://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttp://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps DJ EFNhttp://www.crazyhood.comhttp://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttp://www.twitter.com/djefnhttp://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions N.O.R.E.http://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttp://www.twitter.com/noreaga Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:15 And this is military yabba yabba motherfucking make some noise! Now, these are, these, today's two guests, by the way, two gorgeous, beautiful, sexy females, very strong, hardworking. They're going to help us with our female audience because this is like a super.
Starting point is 00:03:33 It's obvious why it's not working out. They're females. They're females. Drink Chats is like a super guy club, but they're here. They're here to have fun. They're here to drink. One is a super guy club, but they're here. They're here to have fun. They're here to drink. One is a super model, super legend in that industry.
Starting point is 00:03:50 Did radio personalities, did a whole bunch of things. And then the other is a super hip-hop legend. Was down with Native Tongue. My hands down, like all out favorite, favorite-esque group.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Collective. I know that's not a word. And together, they have a podcast. Together, correct? Gotta hear this. What's the name of this podcast? I'm Here for the Food.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Yes. I am also here for the food. In case you don't know who the hell we talking about we talking about Melissa Ford and Monty Lott I'm taking this fucking home that is yours so hold on
Starting point is 00:04:38 obviously I always ask the guests which bottle should we pop but it's like it's just so evident that this is the one. We want the big pink one. The big pink. The big pink one. Let's go with the big pink.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Would you like to open this for the ladies, please? The big pink one. Yes, the big pink. I always send the pictures to Jay-Z when it's cold like that because he says, it looks sexy that way. I don't know why. That's how he says it? I don't know. I read the text in that voice.
Starting point is 00:05:06 It's gotta be chill. It's a beautiful bottle. It's champagne. It has to be served chilled. So let me start with you, Moni. Did you watch the first episode of Marriage Bootleg? I did. Okay, what did you think? I thought it was a good introductory
Starting point is 00:05:21 episode. I thought that they really decided to paint whatever couple they wanted to paint as an out-the-gate issue. You're talking about Trezor and Molly? Yeah, they did. No, actually, the out-the-gate issue couple, the way they painted it, definitely Brock and Amber, the way they painted it, the way they edited it and so on and so forth. So other than that, I thought it was an interest.
Starting point is 00:05:48 And then towards the end of that episode, obviously we were all worried about Treasure. But what's really interesting to me, Nori, is that we never, we don't get privy
Starting point is 00:05:58 to each other's testimonials. Right. So that's the part that's going to be really interesting. Bro, I'm going to teach you. The less noise you make, the more sexy it is.
Starting point is 00:06:07 You've got to learn this. You've been popping bottles and just getting worse at it. I don't get it. You're the only person that's getting worse at popping bottles. Hold on. Before you guys keep going, you're talking like you're in a private conversation. Sorry. For any listener or viewer watching that doesn't know
Starting point is 00:06:23 what you're talking about, You both are cast members in Marriage Boot Camp Make some noise for us Yeah Yeah Yeah Uh huh So
Starting point is 00:06:35 I'm going to be honest I don't know if you've seen this clip Let me do it like Nori does Okay yeah Thanks a lot Yeah yeah yeah That's hysterical Yes yes
Starting point is 00:06:44 That's how they drink in France. Well... And they drink in farms? France. In France. France. Yeah, he said it correct. The one thing that I noticed in my clips was Treasure was crying while she was crying. Have you ever
Starting point is 00:06:59 seen somebody cry while they were crying? No, but wait, wait, wait. She double cried on us. She did double cry on us. But I really need everybody to understand this. While we're actually No, but wait, wait, wait. She double cried on us. She did double cry on us. She double cried. But I really need everybody to understand this. While we're actually filming, actually in the house,
Starting point is 00:07:09 around the table, while this is happening, I'm not looking at Treasure while this is happening. I'm looking at him. Yeah, because I'm amazed. Because his facial expressions, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:19 I can't imagine him on a show like this. You need to pay attention to Nori's facial expressions throughout this entire journey. Oh, yeah. It is the most hilarious thing ever. And I'm not going to lie. I won't even lie.
Starting point is 00:07:31 Treasure was my favorite cast member because she would just turn it up. Like, she would just come around and then be like, yo, my cousins. I'm like, what does your cousins got to do with the lemonade we drinking right now? Anyway, moving on. Melissa.
Starting point is 00:07:45 Hey. Wait, wait, wait. That's right. Oh Anyway, moving on. Melissa. Hey. Wait, wait, wait. That's right. Oh, shit. I got to get this. Oh, get it right, girl. Shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 00:07:51 Here, here, here. Give it back. Here you go, here you go. There we go. You know what? I'm going to take this home every time I'm, you know. It's shot time. Just.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Well, not really shot time. If I'm ever, like, in the bedroom. Drink time. Drink time. And he's performing... That shit's going to give me anxiety. Whoa, whoa. It's going to be like... Oh!
Starting point is 00:08:09 Oh! Hang on! The mother of the plague! Get your shit together! So... Okay. At the time, modeling... And when people think of modeling
Starting point is 00:08:25 they think of these real real skinny skinny mini girls who put their hands in their mouth to throw up bulimia yeah it's a real issue which is a real issue but I'm like damn this is to let you know how off one point
Starting point is 00:08:41 I was about to say and they drink bulimia but it's bulimia you already said bulimia This lets you know how off one point I was about to say, and they drink Bellinis. Mm-hmm. But it's Bellini. Oh. You already said Bellini. Help us all, Gio. I didn't say it.
Starting point is 00:08:53 But now, here it comes. What was it? Because Tyra was even like- Super shapely. Super slim, though, right? Well, I mean, she had body. She was slim thick. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:07 She was slim thick. Good term. Yeah, yeah. Slim thick. Because that's what they, from what I've heard, usually when a, you know,
Starting point is 00:09:15 a beautiful body, what we love, plus size, they say that you can't be a model or you can't be a part of that. Did you face any of that type of, like how is it in the model? Like is it really a guy named albert to be like you have to eat just olive juice today you know what i'm saying like why does his name have to be albert i would say
Starting point is 00:09:35 that there's like different categories of modeling but when i started modeling it wasn't considered modeling at all because i'm short i'm thick. Nobody would have casted me in that, you know, categorized me as that, you know what I'm saying? Because they had the standard of modeling as skinny white girls. And then, you know, Naomi Campbell came on the scene and, you know, Beverly Johnson and then that sort of thing, Tyra, et cetera, et cetera. Completely different realm. These were the glamazons of the 90s. They were walking runways and stuff like that. Enter music videos that ushered in... What was your first music video you did,
Starting point is 00:10:11 and how'd you get the gig? Oh, we talked about this. Go ahead, Melissa. Well, okay. Shit. My very first music video is a video that nobody's going to know anything about. It was an artist named Glenn Lewis.
Starting point is 00:10:24 He's Canadian. Are you familiar? You remember Glenn Lewis? Yeah, absolutely. was an artist named Glenn Lewis. He's Canadian. Are you kidding? You remember Glenn Lewis? Yeah, absolutely. And don't you forget it. There we go. Of course. There we go.
Starting point is 00:10:30 And it was a song called The Thing to Do. Okay. And I played a photographer and his love interest. And that was it. It was like, the budget was like $500. Because you're from Canada. No, it wasn't. I promised you it was like $500, the whole budget.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Yeah, it was... Wait, the model budget or the whole budget for the video? The whole budget for the video. It was a Canadian artist. He was brand new. Like, and it was in Canada.
Starting point is 00:10:55 I'm telling you, no one knows about this video. Okay. You can Google it and find it now. Okay. And it's cute. So one led to another.
Starting point is 00:11:02 So that was like the very first video that I really don't even like talk much about because who the hell knows about it. But like the first biggest, you know, American production video, The Loxen Made Men. It was called Tommy's Theme and it was on the Belly soundtrack. Okay. Yeah, that was the first American video that I did. And then three days later, I got a call from Hype Williams people saying...
Starting point is 00:11:25 Okay, you're going too fast. Hold on. Okay, sorry. No, you're going too fast. All right. Okay, but wait. So to go back to the modeling thing, around the late 90s, early 2000s is when people started to inquire who was that girl in the video.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Glenn Light-Lewis. Well, no, like just that era. You know the era. Like you're saying in general, they were...ewis. Well, no, like just that era. You know the era. Like you're saying in general. In general. So men's magazines started to put us on the covers of magazines and stuff. This is just to answer the question
Starting point is 00:11:51 as to how my look started to be classified as a model. Because at one point, it really wasn't. You're just video girl and that was it. Was that the beginning of video vixen? Yeah. Yeah, I would say that that was it like the 90 like late 99 2000 and then and then on so um so yeah first american video then hype williams people called me for what video was that that was 112 um anywhere anywhere
Starting point is 00:12:18 anywhere anytime yes um with lil zane yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that was that was Zayn. I see him somewhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see him somewhere. That was super sexy, and that was super amazing to be called by Hype Williams people. Hi, Hype wants you to be in Miami. My first time ever in Miami getting on a plane. It was everything. So let's ask the million dollar question. Was Hype trying to get in those? What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:12:40 No. No? No, not with me. Hype was- Because he's been known to be finger popping some shit. I mean, it's what guy didn't really take advantage of his position. You know what I mean? Like editors of magazines, directors and stuff like that.
Starting point is 00:12:55 They had their pick of the cream of the crop, but hype was always like kind of big brother to me. You know what I mean? So I don't know if I should feel insulted by that, that maybe I wasn't his type. I don't know. I have no idea. But he never tried it. Okay. Make some noise for Hype not being Harvey Weinstein. Thanks, Hype, for not being a douche. Thank you. So, Loni,
Starting point is 00:13:16 we recently had Red Alert on here. Okay. And Red Alert alluded that he had... He didn't allude. He said it. What exactly did he say? He wasn't saying he's bad, first of all, because I already see her face. Did I give a face?
Starting point is 00:13:30 Yes, you did. Oh. He just was talking about the history of native tongue. Okay. And he was talking about Baby Bam and Jungle Brothers, you know, Jungle Brothers going to London and basically discovering you at least for the U.S. Right.
Starting point is 00:13:43 And he talked about that you and Baby Bam had a relationship. Yes. And that's... Let's break that down. Let's break down that situation of how... Because that led to you being in the Native tongue, correct? Well, let's get your story. Let's just go. Okay.
Starting point is 00:13:59 Okay. And then we do a shot of clock. Come on. What's the story? The story... Yeah. Okay. There was a guy, God rest his head, named Dave Funkin' Klein. Dave Klein.
Starting point is 00:14:12 Dave Klein. Dave. I thought you said the Funkin' Klein. I said this nigga's name. Hell. He said Dave Funkin'. Dave Funkin' Klein.
Starting point is 00:14:19 Okay, all right, cool, cool, cool. All right, Dave Klein was his name. Okay. He worked at the time for Def Jam And well for Rush Management
Starting point is 00:14:29 And what he served as was An ambassador of sorts To the UK And to Europe And would bring artists over From the United States to the UK Are you rapping already at this time? I'm in England already, an underground MC,
Starting point is 00:14:49 already bubbling, right? So Dave Klein brought a small tour over consisting of Queen Latifah, the Jungle Brothers, Chill Rob G, and True Mathematics. Wow. I got to ask you, was Queen Latifah Queen Latifah at the time?
Starting point is 00:15:02 Yeah. Or is this the coming up version? Oh, no. They're going to London. She was Queen Latifah, but she wasn at the time? Yeah. Or is this the coming up version? Oh, no. They're going to London. She was Queen Latifah, but she wasn't. It was Wrath of My Madness Queen Latifah. Okay. It was that first single and A-side, B-side that she put out.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Right? So there was no ladies first yet. 88, 89, 85? Yeah. Yeah. No, like maybe 88. Okay. Okay. King Flattop was ruling. Yeah Maybe 88 Okay King Flattop was ruling
Starting point is 00:15:28 Basically And then he brought them to a place A hole in a war club But one of the favorites In London Called Dingwalls That's some ill names in London Dingwalls
Starting point is 00:15:44 Dingwalls And it? We got some ill names in London. Dingwalls. Dingwalls? Dingwalls. Dingwalls, right? And it's one of those typical places that is kind of cavey and dark, but the hip-hop is strong as shit in there. Right? You know this vibe. You all know this type of vibe. It was that type of place. So he brought this crew there. Now, I was already an underground bubbling MC. And I was there at this show.
Starting point is 00:16:06 And somebody at the venue introduced Dave Funk and Klein to me. And he was like, I heard of you before. You know, you're up and coming MC or what have you. And I was like, yes. And they had drove over from Germany. They started the tour in Germany and had a German bus driver, got on the ferry and came to London and had a series of dates in England, not just in London. So, you know,
Starting point is 00:16:30 he spoke to me and he was like, you know, would you consider hopping on this tour bus with us for the rest of the dates that we have in the UK? Like Manchester, Leeds, all these other places because this bus driver doesn't speak English and doesn't know where he's going and cannot read the English maps or what have you.
Starting point is 00:16:46 He's German, the bus driver? Yes. Let's just be clear. Manchester's a soccer team, correct? Yes. They have a soccer team. That's all I know about Manchester. They're not a soccer team.
Starting point is 00:16:55 They have a soccer team. To me, that's what it is. To me, that's what it is. Let me— Okay, yes, they do have a soccer team. A tough soccer team. Actually, I can't say that. They have a football team.
Starting point is 00:17:03 Football team. I'm sorry. Because that's what that is. But we have to say soccer team. Yeah. Okay, well— that. They have a football team. Football team. I'm sorry. Because that's what that is. But we have to say soccer team. Okay, well. None of them got teeth. I'll say it. That's rugby.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Like, what the fuck are we talking about right now? All right. So anyway. All right. So anyway. Sidebar. I'm a Chelsea fan. Just so.
Starting point is 00:17:21 So anyway. I said yes. So I decided I was going to get on the bus with them to help them get from A to B. For the rest of the time, they were in the United Kingdom. So it's London and it's all those other places too, right? Latifah and I struck up a heavy, heavy, heavy friendship during this time. Baby Bam and I struck up a heavy, heavy friendship plus during this time. That's what we're going to call it now?
Starting point is 00:17:47 I like the relationship plus. Friendship plus. Friendship plus. It's like an iPhone. It's like an iPhone. That was hard. That was hard. I had a lot of pluses in my life.
Starting point is 00:17:57 Friendship plus, that did essentially develop into boyfriend-girlfriend. It upgraded after that. I like how you said boyfriend-girlfriend. Yes. It did absolutely develop into boyfriend girlfriend after that like how you said boyfriend girlfriend yes it did absolutely develop into that um so that's how our relationship was forged and then essentially yes he did introduce me to the rest of the forming at the time native tongues because red alert how red alert describes it is Native Tongue Was actually signed to him Yes That's ill Yes
Starting point is 00:18:26 I don't know I don't know that he said it Just like that I kind of That's what I got Maybe not Ink pen paper Signed
Starting point is 00:18:35 Right But the collective Was Red Alert's army Right right Absolutely Through Jungle Brothers Because he put a lot Of credit on Jungle Brothers
Starting point is 00:18:41 Absolutely Isn't one of them his cousin Because Mike G Is Mike No no Mike G is Red Alert's nephew. Oh, okay, that's what it was. And then Africa went to school with Mike. You know what I'm saying? So they forged that.
Starting point is 00:18:54 So yes, absolutely, the Jungle Brothers forged that, and then they acquired the other groups. Q-Tip went to the same school as Africa. You know what I'm saying? So they all forged that together and then me being Africa's girlfriend and a bomb ass MC at the same time it was a
Starting point is 00:19:11 it was a no brainer you know what I mean and when he introduced me to the other heads being Q-Tip when I say heads I mean native tongue is like three heads of each department. But the heads of each
Starting point is 00:19:30 department, right? PAS, Q-tip, Africa. Those three, you know what I'm saying? So when he brought me to the rest of the crew and everybody agreed, she's fucking dope, right? And so that's how i got
Starting point is 00:19:47 embraced into native tongues so yeah and that's how you ended up moving to the states through that well no no no i'm not going to give that credit to a man sorry okay now uh because of the fact that remember i said i was already a bubbling MC I acquired I acquired Status in England before I Even came to the United States So from bubbling when Dave Funk and Klein met me And when Africa met me
Starting point is 00:20:16 And Latifah first met me From that point to when I actually moved to the United States There's work that was being done in between In the meantime in between time That work being, I got signed to a UK label. What's the name of the UK label? It's Chrysalis. I knew it was a wild
Starting point is 00:20:32 name. That label was doing a lot. Chrysalis Records was essentially a rock label. I was their first hip-hop acquirer. But they signed a lot of hip-hop afterwards. Yeah, and then they got absorbed by EMI, capital EMI. But before that, I of hip hop afterwards. Yeah, and then they got absorbed by EMI, capital EMI. But before that,
Starting point is 00:20:47 you know, I was their first hip hop signing. Right. And I recorded an album. I had two singles out, top ten singles in the UK. All of this was happening. So this is before I moved to the United States. Let me ask you something. Sorry to cut you off. Go ahead. Was Slick Rick at the same, because like... I never
Starting point is 00:21:03 knew of Slick Rick until I started hearing 10th Generation tapes of the Friday Night Red Alert show on Kiss FM, and then I heard Slick Rick. So you didn't know him in London? No. He left when he was maybe four. He wasn't. His career had started with him. Oh, I thought Slick Rick was out there.
Starting point is 00:21:20 That's why I was crazy when they were trying to deport him, because he wasn't really raised up there. No, no, yes, yes. No, no, listen. Here's something everybody in the room needs to understand. First of all, we're all Jamaican. Me, Rick, you know what I'm saying? We're all Jamaican. Jamaican team.
Starting point is 00:21:33 England Jamaican team. But see, Jamaican. Whoa, whoa, whoa. You got to do that when you say Jamaican. Come on, go ahead. Hit the horn, hit the horn. All right. There we go. And then shout out to everybody, Carnival, all of that, right? But here's the horn. All right. There we go.
Starting point is 00:21:45 And then shout out to everybody, Carnival, all of that, right? Right. But here's the thing. Jamaicans migrate to these places specifically. They get deported. Let's just be clear. No, I didn't say deported. I said we migrate, right?
Starting point is 00:22:00 Like drink from London. You know what I'm saying? We migrate. Drink, exactly, right? Here's where Jamaicans go for sure. Canada. Right? What she said.
Starting point is 00:22:09 Canada. For sure. And England. And England. And Brooklyn. And Brooklyn. Right? And some of Miami.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Come on, relax. Absolutely. But that's what I'm trying to tell you is that his people was in England also. Right. And he was a child in England. He probably left England when I came to find out. Slick Rick left England from like when he was about three or four. Like a small child.
Starting point is 00:22:32 So how he still got the accent? I don't see you took the question right out of my motherfucking mouth. Yeah, he still got the accent. Well, honestly, because he probably still has family there. Probably family, talking to his family. Talking to his family from there and things like that you know i'm saying because like even me now you all know me already and you all can dissect my my accent and you can all you all know it comes and goes with moni you know what i'm saying
Starting point is 00:22:55 you all know that i go on twitter i do this for every interview and i always ask um you know because twitter is my most negative platform. So I always, it's just the truth. It's just the truth. Like, if you want to be like, is it raining outside? Someone's going to say, shut the fuck up, bitch. Like, what the fuck? I was asking for the weather.
Starting point is 00:23:13 Like, why are you flipping on me? You have Twitter to be like, I feel like YouTube is like. No, I don't follow YouTube. YouTube is fucking frightening. But it's not as interactive as like Twitter. It's not as interactive as Twitter. That's why I think it's fucking frightening. But it's not as interactive as Twitter. It's not as interactive as Twitter. That's why I think it's so foul. I said,
Starting point is 00:23:26 anybody got questions for Melissa Ford? Mm-mm. And Moni, and the first thing... Is my accent fake? No. Why does she have this accent? Is she from...
Starting point is 00:23:36 Why? And I'm like, what? You know what's crazy? I was reading some negative shit on YouTube, as a matter of fact. Why would you do that? Because I just was a glutton for punishment last night. Yeah. Right? And so I read some negative shit on YouTube, as a matter of fact. Why would you do that? Because I just was a glutton
Starting point is 00:23:45 for punishment last night, right? And so I read some negative shit because of the show, because of Marriage Boot Camp, and somebody was saying, that accent is fake, and this and this and that. And I just looked at it,
Starting point is 00:23:55 and I was like, you really need to get out more. Right? Because here's the thing, it's common sense, right? If I'm born in England from Jamaican parents and moved to the United States and have been
Starting point is 00:24:10 living in the United States for more of my 51 years than I was living in England. Think about it. I'm born in 1970, right? 1970. I grew up, shut up, boy. I'm born in 1970. I grew up in England. I leave England when I'm 17 years old.
Starting point is 00:24:26 I come to the United States in 88, right? And I'm 51 years old now, today. Make some noise for that. Make some noise for that. Make it 27 out here. I've spent more of my life in the United States than I have in England, if you do the math, right?
Starting point is 00:24:41 So it's going to, it just goes, it's just normal shit and expected So it's going to, it just goes, it's just normal shit and expected that there's going to be dialect and shit that I pick up living in the United States. It's a mashup at that point. Yeah, it's a mashup at that point.
Starting point is 00:24:55 And it's like, so when I read, when I read comments like that and when I hear people say like, you know, oh, she, from both sides, I hear Americans say, oh, that accent's fake. And then I hear British people say, oh, accent's fake and then i hear british people say oh she's totally lost their accent she's american and i'm like you're both dumb as fuck let's make some noise for them being dumb as fuck
Starting point is 00:25:14 i was shocked when people even insinuated yeah it was like um why does she have like like i'm like i thought like your story is just well-known, but I realized it is some dumb motherfucker's outfit. Oh, absolutely. And not... Wait, and let's retract a little bit. There's some of those, right? But there's also younger people that actually don't know. Right. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:25:37 They're ignorant to the fact. Yeah, absolutely ignorant to the fact just because they are, not because they choose to be. You know what I'm saying? So I'll give them that too. So then if you're watching this podcast and you're listening to this podcast, here is your opportunity. Shut up.
Starting point is 00:25:53 Here is your opportunity to know that it's normal when a person leaves the place of their birth, goes to another place, and has lived there for longer than they have where they were born. Like Mr. Lee. Mr. Lee is from Dominican Republic. See, that's what I'm saying. His accent is still there.
Starting point is 00:26:10 We don't even think he lived in the United States. Oh my God. I'm sure when he goes to DR, they don't think that's a Dominican accent. We think he doesn't even sleep here. We think he just goes back to DR every night and just goes to sleep and then comes back here. Well, I hear you. But the bottom line is there it is.
Starting point is 00:26:28 That's the description. That's normal shit. You know, I'm not like my dad. My dad left Jamaica at 18 years old. And my dad still sounds like he never left Jamaica. Right. You know what I'm saying? I'm sure when you speak to your father, your patchwork comes out crazy.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I live out here 15 years. I can't get rid of my New York accent. Okay. You know what I'm saying? That makes sense. And then, so mine is a mashup. Because then there's times, there is times when I speak to my dad
Starting point is 00:26:51 and then I sound straight. Yardy. Yeah, right. Yardy. Yardy. Okay, is that your boyfriend back there? Is that somebody's boyfriend? My boy?
Starting point is 00:27:00 With the glasses? Who are you asking? No, I'm just asking. Who are you asking, though? I'm asking one of y'all. He's asking the boy. You and me. Why are you asking, though? I'm asking one of you. He's asking the point. You and me. Why are you asking me?
Starting point is 00:27:08 You on the same show as me. No, I'm just asking because I'm about to ask a question. I just wanted to make sure everybody was comfortable. You know what I'm saying? The floor is yours. You got to blow. All right, let's do a shot. Let's do a shot.
Starting point is 00:27:18 Let's do a shot. The rules of fucking engagement. Uh-uh-uh-uh. No. No, no, no. This is it. This is drink jam. This is drink jam. Okay, yeah. Don't even worry about this. The rules of fucking engagement. Uh-uh-uh. No. No, no, no. This is it. This is drink time.
Starting point is 00:27:25 Okay, yeah. I'm not doing that. Yeah, one shot. Just do one shot. One shot for the road. One shot for the road. You say it like it's nothing. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:27:33 I'm drinking moonshine. Like I said, all the guys do it, so we can't have you guys here. No, do something with fucking T-Pain. Do something else! Do something else! Salute. Salute. Pick the fucking drink up.
Starting point is 00:27:46 Let's go. Our show is about giving flowers to our legends, and we want to give flowers to y'all. Literally, we're going to give y'all flowers in a minute as well. So, holla. Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute.
Starting point is 00:27:57 Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute. Salute.
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Starting point is 00:28:52 going above and beyond the call of duty. You'll hear about what they did, what it meant, and what their stories tell us about the nature of courage and sacrifice. Listen to Medal of Honor on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. A lot of times the big economic forces we hear about on the news show up in our lives in small ways. Three or four days a week, I would buy two cups of banana pudding. But the price has gone up, so now I only buy one. The demand curve in action.
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Starting point is 00:30:41 I'll correct my kids now and then. They'll say, when cave people were here and I'll say it seems like the ice age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Michael Kassin, founder and CEO of 3C Ventures and your guide on Good Company,
Starting point is 00:31:15 the podcast where I sit down with the boldest innovators shaping what's next. In this episode, I'm joined by Anjali Sood, CEO of Tubi, for a conversation that's anything but ordinary. We dive into the competitive world of streaming, how she's turning so-called niche into mainstream gold, connecting audiences with stories that truly make them feel seen. What others dismiss as niche, we embrace as core. It's this idea that there are so many stories out there. And if you can find a way to curate and help the right person discover the right content, the term that we always hear from our audience is that they feel seen. Get a front row seat to where media, marketing, technology,
Starting point is 00:31:59 entertainment, and sports collide. And hear how leaders like Anjali are carving out space and shaking things up a bit in the most crowded of markets. Listen to Good Company on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Well, let's do it to him now. Hold up, hold up, because I wanted to ask a question. So, Melissa, this is for you. Written for you. So how many
Starting point is 00:32:33 rappers asked to eat your ass? Nice. He wrote that one for you, by the way. I was wondering when he wrote that one. I wrote those bars for you. You know, um. That's why he was late for those bars. I had to get that to put together.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Go ahead. Okay, so I'm going to tell a story that, um. You've never told before or you have told before? No, that I just kind of like put the connection pieces together inside my own head maybe two days ago. I'm getting another shot ready for me, for me in this case. And this is wild. It sounds like a shot story. It sounds like a shot story. I'm getting another shot ready for me. And this is wild. It sounds like a shot story. It sounds like a shot story.
Starting point is 00:33:06 I'm sorry. This is... Okay. Not wild in the way you guys think. Okay? Okay. So, very early on being on music video sets, you know, you were chum for the sharks.
Starting point is 00:33:19 You know what I'm saying? There was no such thing as sexual assault, sexual harassment. If you were a music video model, that was the path you chose whatever happened to you you called that on yourself you asked for it everybody was harvey weinstein that fuck yeah there was no rules but you didn't ask for it like the women didn't ask for her ask for what like what do we do i know what you mean though you're i was there doing an Honest Day's work.
Starting point is 00:33:45 You know what I mean? I was being paid by a production company. I got a written fucking check. I wasn't paid under the table, and the artist wasn't paying me. Right. So it was an Honest Day's work, but it wasn't looked at like it was. You're saying the artists were looking at it like that. Like, this is part of the job.
Starting point is 00:33:59 It was not the artists. It was always the entourage. Oh, shit. It was always the fucking celebrities by proxy. Proximity to the actual come on come on millie come on millie and so the entourage always walked onto sets like kid and candy store oh shit look at all this why do you think you are entitled to that shit but they did and us girls were kind of like what do we do you know you can't cry. You're on the fucking set. And so I had to think
Starting point is 00:34:25 of a way in order to create this, this, this barrier around me, you know? And so the only way that I knew how to do that was Canadian. So I like, I have a very strange sense of pragmatism and sensibility and logic that, you know, I think like a dude. Okay, okay, okay. Sometimes. All right, let me take a shot for that. I'm sorry. And so I thought to myself, I was like, you know, I just have to create this air of mystery around me.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Where people just don't, they can't read me. They don't, they just don't, they don't know if they should try me. Because they don't know what the fucking outcome's going to be. They think it's going to be terrible. And I'm like, yes, lead with that. Lead with fucking that. And so I created this kind of persona around being
Starting point is 00:35:11 Miss Ford. Like literally people started to refer to me. They just called you Jessica Rabbit at one point, right? They called me Jessica Rabbit but on video sets on productions I was referred to as Miss Ford and it carried on. It just started to, and then I became the queen of no. No, I'm not doing that. No, I'm not wearing that. No, I'm not kissing that motherfucker. I just met him. I don't give to and then I became the queen of no no I'm not doing that no I'm not wearing that no I'm not kissing that motherfucker I just met him I don't give a
Starting point is 00:35:28 fuck that he's the star of the video that was just my attitude because I'm like this is a two minute video I'm not sacrificing shit for this for this whole thing but at the same time how do I create this barrier of mystery type thing and that is the thing that saved me from the experiences that a lot of other girls went through in terms of people approaching them disrespectfully or, fuck it, trying them physically, putting their hands on them, grabbing them, acting like they're property. And I just realized a couple of days ago the reasons why I did that. I did that as a a defense mechanism i did that as a as a as a tactic of self-preservation you know what i mean like i don't mean to get all fucking deep but i was i was smoking and i was like yo i can't believe i did that shit that shit was wild like i should teach a ted talks or something yeah but you had to yeah but you had to. Yeah, but you had to. But I'll ask you what rapper asked you that.
Starting point is 00:36:26 So, to wrap it all around, even they didn't even really try. Really? Like, they would just kind of just circle
Starting point is 00:36:37 and just, yeah, Miss Ford. Like a shark. Like a shark. It's just circle and circle. I was like, I am not the chum. From the beginning of you working It was really early on
Starting point is 00:36:48 So the thing that kind of Made me think this Made me feel this way As I was on the Cher Shayla Ghost Video set Ghostface Killer right And the video was shot by Director X and he wanted
Starting point is 00:37:04 From Canada as well canada as well and he wanted to make this uh look like bachelor party the movie back in the 80s with tom hanks with all the it was like basically a lightweight orgy a little bit you know um i ended up in the crafty room i wasn't shooting a scene or anything like that and the entourage i was alone at first but then the entourage started to filter in. And I was just like, I didn't really think much of it until they started to kind of circle me, you know? And my back was to the wall.
Starting point is 00:37:35 I couldn't think of a way to get out because the thing that prevents a lot of women from acting on fear is we have a greater fear of offending. We're taught to be nice girls. Nice. You don't make waves. I think just in Canada. I think so too.
Starting point is 00:37:53 It might be. In New York, they're taught to be mean as shit. It's a totally different thing in New York. Maybe it is a Canadian thing because I just had, I didn't know how to, but I think that that's with any woman back in the day who didn't want to like. Yeah, maybe it is a Canadian thing because I just had, I didn't know how to, but I think that that's with any woman back in the day who didn't want to like. No, I didn't
Starting point is 00:38:10 give a shit. Okay, well, that's why I love you though. That's why I love you. I love, I need strong women like this around me. I can't have weak women around me. I fucking can't. Jealousy, envy, all that shit is scary. So anyways, that experience just kind of taught me i
Starting point is 00:38:26 have to find a way to create this persona that people don't ever try like what happened in that crafty room where i was afraid i was about to be like raped because like super super head started as a video vixen too right and then she took full advantage though right seriously everybody's different everyone's different I don't want to be in your book so I mean you're lucky
Starting point is 00:38:54 that you weren't she was naming motherfucking everybody she said come out we caught I mean like that book that book she's in captain school right now. That book was the worst thing to happen to the music video industry,
Starting point is 00:39:09 especially to the women. That book... Because that book invented the NDA? NBA? What is it? NDA. NDA. Non-disclosure. That book is...
Starting point is 00:39:19 Like, you can't walk into a nigga room no more and be like, hit that NDA, bitch. Yeah. Yeah, it also put like a scarlet A on every video girl's chest. Scarlet A's not good? Well, I mean, the reference...
Starting point is 00:39:36 What's the... No, she's definitely very smart. She's definitely very smart. Okay, so... What are you doing? The reference... Okay. The reference is bad. It's bad. Okay, the reference is bad. It has to do? The reference, okay. The reference is bad. It's bad. Okay, the reference is bad. It has to do with The Scarlet Letter.
Starting point is 00:39:49 It's a very famous book, and basically, the A means adultery, but... The Scarlet Letter! Didn't you see the film with Demi Moore? I saw New Jack City, though. Oh, Jesus.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I love that show. But, yeah, okay, so the book just really kind of put a mark on every single girl on the industry of music video making and modeling and that sort of thing that we were all just like her. And that is, that was wildly, wildly inaccurate. I'm like, girl, just because you were paid to be, entertain the artist in his trailer doesn't mean that we were paid to do the same thing. She was doing the yada yada. The truth was, I didn't
Starting point is 00:40:30 even believe she existed. I thought she was a fucking urban myth. I literally... Before the book? Yeah, before the book, I had never seen her before in my life. And y'all know the videos I was on set with. This is when I realized that men are nastier creatures.
Starting point is 00:40:45 What? You just realized that shit? We're fucking disgusting. We're fucking nasty as shit. Yes, we are, so I challenge that. Honestly, honestly. Don't be honest. I don't know what to make of this now. Don't be honest. Me personally.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I gotta speak for me now. Okay. I never liked it to fuck with the hoe. Like, I always, like, even in my hoe days, I didn't want another hoe. Like, I wanted a nice girl. I know that sounds retarded. Why are you looking at me and saying that?
Starting point is 00:41:16 No, I'm just saying. I know because I say it sounds retarded, but most men that I know, like, if you sit down and say to them, this girl is such and such and such and such, instead of him being unattractive, it's something about the male ego that says,
Starting point is 00:41:34 but she won't do it to me. It's called, yes, it's called stupid. I feel like the proper word might be entitlement. Okay, okay. Yeah, that's nicely said. Self-aggrandizing.
Starting point is 00:41:50 I would rather say dumb as fuck. And what does your shirt say? It says if I haven't kissed you by the third date, I'm here for the food. Exactly. It's a t-shirt related to... The podcast, yes. Congratulations on the podcast. Thank you very much. Listen, you friend-zoned dudes,
Starting point is 00:42:05 you're out here ruining life. You don't read her shirt? You don't read her shirt? But wait, honestly, the equivalent of this is men who use women just for sex and will tell them lies to lead them to the bedroom.
Starting point is 00:42:19 So that's the equivalent. Women, men are very offended by when they find out they have been friend-zoned without their consent, you know? And also they find out they have been friend zoned without their consent you know and also the fact that they've been like shelling out money for food or whatever the case is and i'm just like so what happened to like accountability like you you made these choices like i have no no she led me on it's just like okay well welcome to the world of being a fucking woman you know what i mean i want to ask you something. I have a friend
Starting point is 00:42:45 who's broke until a female come around. Who's what now? Say that again. He has priorities. He's broke until a female... Wait, wait, wait. Say that again. He's broke until a female comes around. Everyone knows this friend, too. He'll sit around, act like he's broke, and then
Starting point is 00:43:01 he'll be asking everyone, can you buy me a drink? Can you buy me a drink? And then a female come around. He just pulled out $7,000. I got it. And I'm like... That sounds like a couple people in our crew. There's one particular... I'm going to shout out to Eddie Giggs because he's like that. Is there... Now I'm going to ask you.
Starting point is 00:43:18 Is there a female version of that? Like a girl who don't got... But she sees a guy that she likes or something that's happening and then now she shows out or is that just a guy thing? What do you mean? Money-wise, the same way, exactly the same thing? Exactly the same way. Melly, talk to him, Melly.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Okay. I'm going to let Melly handle this question because she got the good shit to say. I do. Yes. Come on. You requested Vodka too, right? On your list was Vodka. I don't believe it was you. Did you like to didn't get the memo. And then you requested vodka, too, right? On your list was vodka. I don't believe it was you.
Starting point is 00:43:47 Did you like to have him say it again? And or. Okay. Oh, no. It was, all we read is and. Champagne and. And you know, we. Plus, plus.
Starting point is 00:43:56 Let's do one more shot. Come on, give another shot. Come on. We celebrating y'all life today. God damn it. God damn it. Every floor, every floor. Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:05 Okay. Is there equivalent to Let me slow. Yes. Okay. Is there equivalent to that in women? Right. Just the woman who will act like, you know, she's that girl's girl, super, you know, empowering, sisterhood type shit, and let men come into view. It could be yours. Or suddenly she's, you know, shoulders shoulder strapped down and she's boop boopie dupe and all kinds of like you're like are you fucking serious right are you fucking serious
Starting point is 00:44:31 that's the bitch that fucking crosses boundaries wow that's the motherfucker that bumps into your man somewhere and gets into a little bit of a conversation with them and she fucking light she dry snitches on you that That's what that, the equivalent in women's land is. We got deep. I'm learning shit. Salute, because according to Dave Chappelle comedy, I'm a feminist as well. I'm a feminist. You know what's so crazy
Starting point is 00:44:56 is that you said that your women's demographic isn't very high and that's Okay, I was going to say, because that surprises me. No, salute. We got to take it. We don't have enough representation for them on the show. It's really the truth. By the way, you're the first one to do makeup on the Drink Champs set. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Wait, wait, wait. What? Yeah, Amber Rose came makeup ready. No, no. Trina came makeup ready. Faith got her makeup done by your wife. Oh, shit. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:24 I've got to relax. What did he say with the first one? Not on the set. Not on the set. No, no, no. But it was for the show. Okay. So he's saying, what is it exactly that you're saying?
Starting point is 00:45:34 That y'all are the first ones to come on set and get makeup done. On set. On set. Y'all got this. Okay. All right. Let's fucking hear it for that shit. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:45:44 This is so crazy. No, Moni, you want to know what's so crazy? What's what? Is that have you two noticed that hear it for that chick. Yeah! This is so crazy. No, Moni, you want to know what's so crazy? What? Is that have you two noticed that, like, when it comes to, like... Yeah, I'm nice. It's a wrap now. When it comes to, like, a male, like, lead production, they never factor in time, preparation time for us
Starting point is 00:45:58 because they just don't think of... Wait, wait, wait. But wait, can you imagine the... Bitch. Can you imagine the... Bitch! Can you imagine the... Bitch. Can you imagine the... Bitch! Can you imagine the fucking freedom to just wash your balls, maybe,
Starting point is 00:46:10 and just sit the fuck in the chair? Like, you don't got to worry about anything else except perhaps washing your balls, running a toothbrush across your fucking teeth. That's it. Can you imagine? That's accurate. We got to put on deodorant, too. You know what I thought. Wait, what'd you put on. We're gonna put on deodorant too.
Starting point is 00:46:26 You know what I thought. We're gonna put on deodorant too. Sometimes. Sometimes I do shower according to if I'm about to get something. Only that? So you wash the tank. Like just now when I was resting I was like, I ain't getting nothing right now.
Starting point is 00:46:46 I just got hurried up in the shower. But if I know it's like late on, I'm like, So you take the washcloth, you splash it down with it. Okay. And you get the tank. Let's give them their flowers, man. Let's give them their goddamn flowers.
Starting point is 00:47:02 First give them the shirts. Oh shit, okay. Wait Wait what did we get Oh wait Shit It's Birkin bags like verses Look at that By the way Oh this one's mine
Starting point is 00:47:21 Okay Listen Wait hold on tell that story Tell that story By the way. Oh, this one's mine? Okay. Moni's the first person to wear a drink cap. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Tell that story. Yes. Tell that story. Wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Where's Moni? Coming right here. Where is she? Oh. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Oh, well, shit.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Look at, look. Look. You just spent $200 on her for shit. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Don't worry. We got you another one. Do we have another one?
Starting point is 00:47:41 We got another one. Oh, my God. But wait. But wait. Melly, you got to open this box because they really know us. They know us. Open the box. Come on.
Starting point is 00:47:49 That's fire. Make some noise. Melly. Melly. Wait. You guys must really know us because we are, for one, we're spirit sisters. Wow. And for two, two of our favorite phrases are OMG and WTF.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Well, shout out to the people who make it up. Shout out to OMG and WTF. What the flowers. Yeah, what the flowers. God damn it. Holy cow. What the flowers. What the flowers.
Starting point is 00:48:15 Shout out to them. And you know what? I'm one of those ladies that loves flowers. Why? Yes. Me too. You can buy me roses. It's not cliche.
Starting point is 00:48:24 You fucking do it, man. Just so you let me know you were thinking about me just twice. And you didn't spend a million dollars. I did $12.99. You bought it from the dude on the side of the road. Fuck yes. God damn it. That is so fly.
Starting point is 00:48:37 This is not the side of the road shit, though. This is fucking amazing. Oh, yeah. And these last a couple years. I know. That's why I'm like, this is so fly. Mr. Lee, can I get a refill? Oh, she, yeah. These last a couple years. I know. That's why I'm like, this is so fun. Mr. Lee, can I get a refill?
Starting point is 00:48:48 Oh, she's ready. She's ready now. Yeah. What the fuck? Oh, wait. I thought you were going to get a shot. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:58 That's comedy. Holy moly guacamole. This is so good. I love it. Did you say holy moly guacamole? Yes. All the time.
Starting point is 00:49:04 I'm stealing. I'm fucking stealing. All the time. I'm stealing. I'm fucking stealing. All the time. Listen, I need to say this. I know people are watching the podcast and they're like,
Starting point is 00:49:11 okay, Melissa Ford, Monie Love, how, Swank? How? How? You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:49:19 And so, I really love when you tell this story, Mellie. Can you do it for us, Mellie? Fuck, which one? How the hell did you and I get together to forge this?
Starting point is 00:49:33 Frankski? Yes. Okay. So, I was about eight months off of this really bad car accident, and I was basically sticking my toe back in the water. Because you got in two car accidents, right? No, I only got in one, but the one was really bad. It was bad.
Starting point is 00:49:51 You know, I Googled you, obviously, because I had to. Yes. And that was really disturbing of me. That's the first picture that popped up. Yeah. So, like, I literally, when I Googled it, and I so much didn't want that to be a legacy. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:50:07 It's not, but Nori, it is such a tremendous story of recovery. Oh, are you fucking kidding me? You do? Because I don't Google myself. I Google everyone else. Oh, no, fuck no. I'm scared of myself. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:50:19 I'm scared of myself. Oh, Christ almighty. Listen, one time I fell down the rabbit hole of Googling myself. Do you know how much mental health, how much therapy I needed afterwards? Right, right. Real quick. That is not me. That is my avatar that they are speaking of.
Starting point is 00:50:32 Right. You know what I'm saying? But tell them sorry, Melly. Okay. All right. So I was dipping my toe back in the water of, like, you know, working, moving back towards working. Because I, it took me a full year to, like, really recover.
Starting point is 00:50:43 And so I ended up in Atlanta staying with friends. And they asked me to co-host for the Frank Ski Morning Show because it was in between co-hosts. Wanda was gone. And so Moni was doing what you were doing, a two-week stint, right? Two-week stint. Yeah. Okay. So they asked me to come in and co-host.
Starting point is 00:51:01 And it was really interesting because we all gelledelled so well and y'all but but also frank yeah what was crazy you all know it was electric you've been right you understand that chemistry is you you can't manufacture that shit you can't you either have it or you don't even with co-hosts that's right it's the same shit and you know they had already hired and contracted people who were not ready to come in yet so that's why we were filling in and they were looking at this combination like holy fuck we fucked up this is it this but there was contract signed there was nothing that could be fucking done this is atlanta this is in atlanta on v103 the morning show this is top 10 market it's fucking
Starting point is 00:51:46 huge right and so we just we already had a fondness for each other we already loved each other from afar seeing each other at events hi always sister love but like just we had the opportunity to really sit and understand why the connection was always there electric and it was just like, it was just instant, like, romance. You know, you guys have bromance? Yes. I guess it's gromance. What?
Starting point is 00:52:08 You know, I coined the phrase just now, gromance. Girl romance. No. Okay, whatever. No? Fomance?
Starting point is 00:52:15 Whatever. Anyways, moving right along. I was about to make some noise right away. So it's just like, I feel like the true essence of women friendship
Starting point is 00:52:23 is admiration without envy and jealousy attached it's just like i really just love your life for you and love being a witness to your life it's like watching a really good movie you know what i mean and she loves the fact that i'm so fucking transparent with her it's about even with shit to do with her because i'll look at her page and look at her pictures and and I'll comment like a dude. And she loves me for that shit, because she's like, you're just so fucking honest. I'll be like, oh my god,
Starting point is 00:52:51 I'm slain, and all this shit on her pictures, because she posts hot pictures like, what? You know what I'm saying? And then I'll look over at her, and I'll be like, yo, there's some shit that you just cannot unsee, girl, and I can't unsee that. Like, that shit is just super smoking hot. And you know
Starting point is 00:53:07 what I'm saying? Just the honesty, it is our love for each other on a whole nother level. You know what I'm saying? This woman is foing. You know, we're not going to pretend that she's not. That's right. With an A. Foing. F-A-N-E.
Starting point is 00:53:22 You got an A out of that one? I went to the resource room. You know what I'm-E. You got an A out of that one? I don't know. Let it ride. I went to resource room. You know what I'm saying? But the point is the fact that I'm so willing and always ready to give that shit up for my sister. That's fire. That enables her to love me even more. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:53:38 You know what I'm saying? And that's what it is with us. But that's your nature, Mona. You're like that with a lot of people. This is true. You're a great person. Yeah. You're a great person. Yeah, she's a really good girlfriend to have because she's just very empowering and very authentic and genuine. It's not fake.
Starting point is 00:53:53 It's not even fake in the crevices, like in the moments where no one else sees them but the two of you. Right. So it's like, you know, putting on airs for everybody who's watching. But then when we leave here, you know, I get... When we leave here, it's the same shit. Half of the rest of the shade or some shit like that. Like, I have had some really wicked experiences with women and jealousy and envy. So I really...
Starting point is 00:54:15 I couldn't understand that. I really couldn't understand that. At one point, I would run into females. And females would be like, I don't mess with other females. I haven't been seeing that lately. Lately, I have been seeing... But for years, it was like a five-year strong period of me just
Starting point is 00:54:31 hey, how you doing? I don't fuck with other females and it's like, why? I don't see that lately. I haven't been seeing that lately. But does that still happen? Oh, yes. A thousand percent and watch out for a bunch of elitist bitches that form this fake women empowerment because there are a lot of elitist ass bitches out there that think they think that they're
Starting point is 00:55:02 holier than thou and you are not of the same ilk as me so empowerment over here to the girls that look like me and act like me but y'all bitches who don't who do something that i don't respect maybe you are a bartender maybe you're a stripper maybe whatever the fuck you are but you're not on my level the perception of my level so you don't count and like i hate them selective ass-ass fucking hoes. Listen, Melissa, and then there's also, there's also, let's be honest, there's also that sector, because of the climate right now, where
Starting point is 00:55:34 it's very, you know, black girl magic, sister love, you know, women empowerment, let's lift each other up. You know, because of that climate right now and the focus on that climate right now. That's what you gotta be about. But there's a lot of perpetrators within that. And I and the focus on that climate right now. That's what you got to be about. But there's a lot of perpetrators within that. And I just want to make that clear also.
Starting point is 00:55:50 You know what I'm saying? And I really, truly want to display and allow people to understand that it can be real between women. It can absolutely be. I'm not just jumping on that bandwagon hype right now,
Starting point is 00:56:05 because that's the climate right now. You know what I'm saying? You see this girl right here? She get the shirt off my back. You know what I'm saying? I know what she's been through. You know what I'm saying? I understand her rise in this business. Rise, fall, rise, fall. You know what I'm saying? I understand
Starting point is 00:56:22 the trials, the tribulations, the triumphs, and more than anything, I understand the trials, the tribulations, the triumphs. And more than anything, I understand this woman's full potential. This woman is a star inside and out. You know what I'm saying? One, two, three. I feel so good. No, but what I'm saying is it's a climate.
Starting point is 00:56:42 Everybody is so sensitive in this climate right now to all of the things that are going on socially, whether it be Me Too, whether it be, you know, sister empowerment and things like that. And nobody wants to make a mistake and get caught up in some social media cancel culture type stuff. Nobody
Starting point is 00:56:59 wants to make a mistake. So everybody's trying to be real, play it real political. You know what I'm saying? In every sense. I don't have those pressures for the simple reason that I am comfortable with the fact that I am transparent. My sister love is not me
Starting point is 00:57:16 trying to conform to any bandwagon or trying to be politically correct. What it is is I truly have love for my sisters. For the person. And for the person. You know what I'm saying? You both live in Atlanta? No. You're in LA, right?
Starting point is 00:57:31 And thus far, I've been flying back and forth to this bitch several times. You know what I'm saying? Because I love her. I thought you had moved over there. See? You know what I'm saying? We're going to figure it out. The thing that's probably going to make it easier is that I started a studio.
Starting point is 00:57:48 Like a mixed media studio. Hollywood Unlocked? I was there. I was. Were you supposed to go there? No, you're fine. Have you ever worried about going there with any fucking guests? No.
Starting point is 00:58:01 Your face told it all though. Can we explain the Hollywood Unlocked situation? Say what you can. I'm going to. I'm going to. Listen, listen. It's locked? No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:58:13 He said, is it locked? Because we're supposed to have Jason Lee come here, too. You absolutely should. Okay. He's very loquacious. It's going to be a great. Whoa. I don't even.
Starting point is 00:58:22 I'm so sorry. Can we have a bell every time she says one of these beautiful words? English major? Let me find it. English minor. I was studying forensic psychology because I wanted to be a profiler with the behavioral science unit. So every time she says
Starting point is 00:58:37 one of these beautiful words, since we don't have a bell, since we don't actually have a bell, every time she does this beautiful word pronunciation, I gonna do this yeah yeah yeah let's do that and then we're gonna edit the meaning of words yeah you should absolutely put the meaning of the word okay because it would be school you know um but uh yeah no you should absolutely have mon he's great uh just very what exactly? I have been a master at knowing when I need
Starting point is 00:59:06 to take the exit ramp. In every aspect of my career. Out of gut feeling? Just my, I am in connection with my spirit and it will tell me this is,
Starting point is 00:59:17 exit ramp now. So basically what you're saying in hood language is you were working with Hollywood Unlocked. Something struck you wrong and you felt like... It was time to go. It was time to bid it out
Starting point is 00:59:34 and you bid it out. But that week was rough, right? Like, wasn't he coming at you or something? Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Melissa, before you say that, time out. I just want to say at this point in her life the universe spoke loudly go translation uh my mother passed away god bless so um and this is a really light-hearted show so that's the only mention we're gonna have of that but it really
Starting point is 01:00:05 just my you i don't know if anybody's ever lost a parent i lost my father and i did too in the best year of my life 1998 i was platinum and i went platinum and then my father passed away isn't that crazy like life comes along to remind you you are mortal yeah exactly um so you know my mother passed away i didn't even get a chance to get used to it because it was such a very short amount of time from diagnosis to death. And you say you was working for Hollywood Unlocked. And I was working for and I'd launched I'm Here for the Food with two other co-hosts and stuff like that. Like it was like and I just come back from recovery from my car accident. Right.
Starting point is 01:00:42 Life was it went from this to this right and then the day i launched i'm here for the food was when i found out my mother was diagnosed with colon cancer and i was just like are you going to take your foot off my neck are you going that's how i'm talking to the universe and god because i'm literally like, I don't understand. So afterwards you lose a parent, your whole perspective on life changes and you really start to understand the concept of time. Time is a fucking illusion. You know what I mean? That we humans require in order to function. That's how small our brains are in terms of our usage but time
Starting point is 01:01:27 you really start to understand i am not i'm not promised tomorrow i really am not i'm not i could step off step off a corner and a bus takes me out and i'm completely fucking healthy i'm rich i'm famous i'm all these wonderful things but a bus took me out and I'm dead. Oh, fuck. That sucks, man. So I realized I have every moment is precious and I got to spend it in the way I need to spend it for my contentment, my happiness, my peace. So basically. My prioritization. He did not respect your time off when you took a break? No, no, he did.
Starting point is 01:02:03 He did? The company did. Okay. your time off as when you took a break? No, no, he did. The company did. When I came back, I just realized I need to just fucking take the chess pieces off the fucking board and reset it. And play checkers? Never check it.
Starting point is 01:02:17 You dump the side. Yeah, I think that was connect eight. My bad. You just wipe all the fucking shit off the goddamn board and you Yeah, I think, no, that was Connect Eight. My bad. You know what I'm saying? Whatever. Connect Four. You just wipe all the fucking shit off the goddamn board and you just start over. And in my opinion, because I'm working on this whole, you know, changing the narrative of how I talk to myself, in my opinion, I am a motherfucking rock star and a badass for attempting to wipe all the pieces off of the fucking board and start over.
Starting point is 01:02:47 Start over. I left a podcast that was so wildly fucking successful and I started it from the first fucking day. To Mahali went on lock. Yeah. And I was the more famous one. Right. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:03:00 Like, it's just, I have pride in the fact that I helped create that behemoth. Right. You know what I'm saying? What it's become. There we go. Continue. Good memory. How you doing that?
Starting point is 01:03:13 And smoking. I'm fucked up. But yeah, like, I'm so, I'm responsible for that. That lets me know what my power is. All right, because we need to explain this to our listeners. Because like right now. I have to say this though. That women, we do not acknowledge our power.
Starting point is 01:03:28 We don't. And it's only recently that we are starting to collectively do it because we all got the memo at the same time because the social media got blessed Instagram for once. And the Wi-Fi was good. Yeah, exactly. The Wi-Fi wasn't faulty. Joe Buttons had a podcast and he started with two people
Starting point is 01:03:41 and then all of a sudden, I don't know if he fired them or however this happened but then he moved on so it reminded me of this situation because like you said y'all started out together. It was you, him and another. It was me, him
Starting point is 01:03:57 and. Damage. No. No? No. The very first one was this comedian named Doughboy from Def Jam Comics Whatever And this is in LA
Starting point is 01:04:10 This is in LA And we were on Dash Radio Dash Radio So we started off With Doughboy But Doughboy He That's Ski
Starting point is 01:04:17 Dash is Ski Yeah DJ Ski Yeah So remember I had the Dash Radio Right when we started Yeah That's right
Starting point is 01:04:23 So Doughboy flamed out. And then I told Jason, I was just like, yo, we're not going to hire another co-host right away. We're going to have a revolving chair going so that whoever ends up in that chair understands that this is a show that's going to be like star making. Right. Okay. This is going to, this is, I already saw what was going to happen with the show. I knew we were going to get the comparisons of West Coast Breakfast Club. I knew that shit was going to this is i already saw what was going to happen with the show i knew we were going to get the comparisons of west coast breakfast club i knew that shit was going to
Starting point is 01:04:49 happen and i was like we have to make that third co-host understand that this is this is a position to be of the to of power so act like it and take advantage and appreciative of it you know i mean so we tried out a lot of people just to see how the connection would work and the chemistry and stuff like that and we also asked for the audience to participate in choosing the host for us yeah and so we ended up with this guy named geo um and it was gold it was fucking amazing we all understood our roles it was chemistry that i had really never experienced honestly in my life. This is beautiful. This is beautiful.
Starting point is 01:05:26 Everybody knew their fucking role. Like, Jason was the fucking asshole. Isn't it wonderful when that happens, when everybody knows their role? He was unfiltered. Huh? I said, isn't that awesome when everybody knows their role? And it's rare. So Jason was the asshole who would say anything, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:05:41 Like, unfiltered or whatever. Me, I was the myth buster, the voice of truth, the voice of reason, and also the walking encyclopedia. And then Gio was, like, the one we could dump on. You know? Jason could insinuate he was gay, and I could...
Starting point is 01:05:58 He was the punching bag? He was the punching bag. And he took on that role, right? He understood it. He understood the motherfucking assignment. Can we play that song right now? Can I have that role. He understood it. He understood the motherfucking assignment. Can we play that song right now? Can I have that, please? There we go. He understood the fucking assignment.
Starting point is 01:06:13 And even when we weren't speaking to each other off camera, the chemistry still happened. That's how dope it was. That's when you know it's real. And then my car accident happened. And it changed car accident happened. And it changed the dynamic forever. Because I want to be,
Starting point is 01:06:31 I want to be very accurate when it comes to this, right? Because I'm sure he's going to have a different outtake on this, right? Maybe. Maybe, maybe, right? So, was it you recovered from your accident and you didn't come back in time? No, there was no in time.
Starting point is 01:06:45 We didn't have any bosses. You know what I mean? Because it really was a podcast. I thought you guys... It was wild, at least. And it was co-created by everybody involved? I thought this was on a radio station. They did.
Starting point is 01:06:57 No, they did. They did acquire a radio station. It ended up on 92.3 in LA. Oh, okay. That's a high part, yeah. But it took four years for us to get there. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:06 I mean, we were... Living on Dash originally? Yeah, we were on Dash originally. Like, you gotta understand, this was blind ambition. You know, like, we didn't have the know-how of, like,
Starting point is 01:07:16 we learned on the job through trial and error how this podcast game worked. Let's take a shot for that. Hold on. We learned on the job. Yeah, exactly. We're killing the fucking game right now. Yes, exactly. The job is killing
Starting point is 01:07:25 the fucking game right now. We still learned it. What the fuck are these? What the fuck are these? Can you, what the fuck are these canisters? Don't light them
Starting point is 01:07:32 if you light them some crazy shit. No, I'm not lighting them. What happened if you light it and it's going to smell bad? Oh, you, oh, oh.
Starting point is 01:07:38 If you light it and it's going to smell bad, what happened? What is this? What is this? The gauge in which we know we've made it? No, no, this is voodoo.
Starting point is 01:07:44 I need a fucking candle. Culturally, you know, I'm Cuban. You want made it? Come on. I need a fucking candle. Culturally, you know, I'm Cuban. I need a fucking candle. So what happens when you light it? When you light it, it's crazy, girl. I'm just saying. This is a version of Y'all Made It. This is the podcast that people want to fucking be on.
Starting point is 01:08:01 The hot box, the mic place, the drink fucking chance. Congratulations. Congratulations. fox in Mike Tyson. Why, why, why? Three fucking chances. Congratulations. Congratulations. It's major. We got a lot of connections together. I believe Hino, Hollywood Hino. Hollywood motherfucking Hino. What up, motherfucker?
Starting point is 01:08:17 You know I knew Hino before he knew how to speak English. Fuck you. You're lying. From Africa. No. How did you know him as a child?
Starting point is 01:08:27 He's from Lofrecht City. He's not only... He went to Africa and met him as a child. No. They moved... They moved to the... What part of Africa? I don't know what part of Africa. Nigeria?
Starting point is 01:08:43 Well, he know and his whole family, but they was gangsters. They moved and bought a store. Are all Nigerians, though? In the hood. They moved in and bought a store. Uh-huh. And that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:08:56 That's why Hino learned how to fight because that was that. It was the term African booty scratcher. Oh! That was very famous at the time. That's the worst term ever. I'm not sure who the fuck was. And people would bother Hino,
Starting point is 01:09:09 and Hino would have to fight them. Okay. But Hino also had big-ass brothers. Yeah, but... The whole family. It was against the whole hood. So... It had to go against the whole hood?
Starting point is 01:09:21 Yeah, because, you know, it was Jamaicans that was the... was the leaders of that society at the time. What society? And at the time, there was a whole other. It was the Haitians. Right. And if your belt wasn't gold, green, yellow, and red.
Starting point is 01:09:40 What? Like the Jamaicans. If your belt wasn't that. No. What's the Jamaican colors? I'm sorry. Black, yellow, and green. You fucking up my flag right now. I just know what he was talking about.
Starting point is 01:09:49 I knew what he was talking about. Yellow, black, and green is your blood color. And not only do we have a Hino, let's take that shot. Wait, we taking shots? Hold on a second. Also, Charlamagne Tha God. Charlamagne Tha God. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:09:57 Char. Like boo. I don't have any fucking liquor. You're going to drink. You can pour a drink. Come on. You can fuck. Please. Charlamagne Tha God. Charlamagne Tha God. Okay, okay. Char. Okay, boo. Yeah, like, we drink that.
Starting point is 01:10:05 I don't have any fucking liquor. You're going to drink. You want a drink? Come on. What the fuck? Please. Yeah, we're doing this. Come on, man.
Starting point is 01:10:12 We're getting... Melissa Ford needs this, man. You getting me drunk? Yes, yes. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Mm-hmm. And Monique thinks she ain't escaping.
Starting point is 01:10:24 You don't understand how much I try. Salud. Oh, she got a drink. Salud. Salud. Seafood jello. Salud. Cheers.
Starting point is 01:10:35 Salud. Oh, that's funny. Okay, you want to go? Wait, hold on. What the fuck's happening? No, because we want to play. This is our game that we play. What game? I didn't know what he was talking about. That's when y because we want to play, this is our game that we play What game?
Starting point is 01:10:46 Since when y'all play games on Trinket? I feel like they just made it the fuck up I think they did So, Quick Time was live So Y'all just made this shit up, right? Quick Time was live, so it's very simple Oh yeah, I heard of this
Starting point is 01:11:01 So it's very simple, you can pick one or the other Okay And then no shot, if you pick both, it's a shot If you Okay. So it's very simple. You can pick one or the other. Okay. And then no shot. If you pick both, it's a shot. If you pick neither, it's a shot. Wait, what? I'm going to give you multiple choices. So one or the other.
Starting point is 01:11:15 One or the other, no shot. Okay. If you're politically correct, it's a shot across the board. This is some bullshit. Okay. Oh. But we can do small shots. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Okay. What's a small shot? We're going to start off. Wait, can the shot be... No, it's not champagne. No, no. Okay. Oh. But we can do small shots. Don't worry about it. Okay. What's a small shot? We're going to start off. Can we, can the shots... No, it's not champagne. No, no. Sorry. We're real drinkers here.
Starting point is 01:11:31 I'm sorry. A real champagne shot. Okay, are you ready? Does it count that I'm smoking at the same time? No, it doesn't count. Does it count that I'm only like 100 and something pounds? No, no. Only in smoke champs does that count.
Starting point is 01:11:40 By the way, you're smoking a big boy blunt. Boom. That is a big boy blunt. Boom. I'm going to be honest. So then, I should be fucking exempt. You need to be on Smoke Champs also. I need to be on Smoke Champs.
Starting point is 01:11:50 Smoke Champs! Give me a little pill. You have it, don't you? You love your little pill. She was fucking, she had, there we go, there we go. All right, so you ready? Mm-hmm. Wait, hold on.
Starting point is 01:12:05 Is this for both of us at the same time, or do we get separate questions? The question right there. Yeah. You know what? I'll give her a question. Oh, wrong answer. Shut. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:16 What? No, no, no. Just tell her. I'm just getting you all ready for it. All right, you ready? I got really scared. I'm going to go with you first. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Nah, I'm going with you first. Oh, fuck. Okay. But wait, wait. This is the rule. If you're just going to ask us both the same question. Or is it any question? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:12:34 That's what I said. I say you go back and forth, but everybody drinks regardless. Wait a minute. Well, no. What the fuck is that? Yeah. Can we just play heads up? Like, what?
Starting point is 01:12:44 You're really good at that. All right, wait. No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. just play heads up? You do really good at that. All right, wait. No, no, no. Stop. Stop. Okay. You all need to make up your mind what you want to do. We just did.
Starting point is 01:12:52 So he asked one question for the two of us. No. He's going to go to you. One question. But whatever I answer, she got to drink too. If you answer it wrong, we all drink it with you. Yeah, it's called Drink Champs. I don't know if you know that.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Shut up. All right, sis. You ready? You ready? All right. I don't know if you know that. Shut up. All right, sis, you ready? You ready? All right. I don't know where you're going to go with this one. Okay. Lauren Hill or Queen Latifah? That's fucked up, man.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Okay, so let's go for that. And the criteria in which you answer is all up to you. Yeah, all up to you. So then you know what? Oh. So the rules again? If you. Yeah, totally up to you. So then you know what? Oh. So the rules again? If you pick both, you got to take a shot. Okay.
Starting point is 01:13:31 If you pick neither or both? Uh-huh. If you pick one, there's no shot. Yeah. But then your relationship is probably fucked up. You save her life if you say one. Might not have her relationship. This is some bullshit.
Starting point is 01:13:45 I have... You got to relax. This is where Moni unfiltered comes out. You put that in the bio of the show. All right, one or the other.
Starting point is 01:13:54 You can pick both. You can say both if you truly mean it. Yeah. Or you can say neither if you truly mean it. If I say both, I got to take a shot.
Starting point is 01:14:01 No. Oh, yes. Yes, you absolutely do. We're hoping you say both. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't try to Jedi mind trick me. How am I got to take a shot. No. Oh, yes. Yes, you absolutely do. I'm hoping you say both. You know what I'm saying? Like, don't try to Jedi mind trick me. How am I supposed to tell you the rules? I'm getting my shot ready.
Starting point is 01:14:12 All right. I got my shot ready. Should we take a shot? Don't kill us, man. What the fuck? What's your shot? Get a shot ready. I'm still trying to figure that out.
Starting point is 01:14:23 Why am I involved? Mr. Lee, we need you faster on this. You're next. I'm the bad decision. Jack said you're the bottle boy. You're not working. That is not a bad decision. I chose both.
Starting point is 01:14:32 Okay. Which is why I had to take a shot. You took a shot already without us? Yeah. Terrible. Yeah, because y'all motherfuckers Do you know the other rule? The other rule is if you take the shot without us.
Starting point is 01:14:40 Oh, you're awesome. That's bullshit right now. What? What? Wait. It's my turn now. So what's the deal? No,'s my turn now You have to take the shot That was my turn the Lauryn Hill Queen Latifah question Wait we gotta take the shot
Starting point is 01:14:52 I took my shot Look I took that shit already man y'all slow Now Melissa Big Daddy Kane or Carew Oh we had a whole conversation About this this is you I ain't saying shit to this This is you Go ahead ain't saying shit to this. This is you. Go ahead, Melly.
Starting point is 01:15:08 Well, I never. Uh-huh. Yeah. All right. Stop. What the fuck? Go ahead, Melly. What the fuck? What you about to do? I need to launch into a dissertation about my opinion
Starting point is 01:15:25 before I give it. Ah. Just, just. Ah. It's called quick time. Oh. This is a time. Not dissertation time. This is a terrible game. I am long-winded like a motherfucker, okay? No filibusters here.
Starting point is 01:15:42 Fuck you, man. That's my jam, okay? How Charles Barkusters here. Fuck you, man. That's my jam, okay? How Charles Barkley say? Let me have the fucking floor. Go ahead, baby. They had fun with it today. These discussions get worse. Go ahead, baby. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:15:57 Okay. It's my fucking criteria. My fucking criteria. You hear mine. I don't give a fuck what your opinion is. Mine. Do not persecute me for my fucking opinion because I don't fucking agree with you. Fuck you.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Fuck you in the YouTube comments. Fuck you already. Fuck you in the future YouTube comments. It's both. It's Wakanda forever. Whatever the fuck. My criteria. As you can tell, I'm kind of
Starting point is 01:16:27 a cerebral individual. Oh, I think I know where you're going. Go ahead. Yes. And so even though I like a party every now and then, I am very conscious. Yes. So you know where she's going. Yes.
Starting point is 01:16:43 And funny enough, on my ride here, I was watching a video of this individual speaking about the fifth dimension and educating people on the voice, the sound of the voice inside your head
Starting point is 01:16:59 and what it might be. Is it your voice inside your head or is it a programmed voice inside your head that talks to you? Mind motherfucking blown fifth dimension type shit. KRS motherfucking one. Okay. I knew you was going there. I am.
Starting point is 01:17:18 But young, gifted, and black. Listen. And this nigga in the fucking sex book with Madonna and Naomi Campbell. Smack ass. And Kane got bars too. Not to say Kane don't got bars too. You know what you should do? Just fuck, marry, kill with me. You know what I'm saying? We'll get to that. What? Set it up.
Starting point is 01:17:36 Set it up. All right. Moni. Jesus Jones. This ain't my question though. Yeah, this is your question. No, it ain't. No, she answered. No, she answered. Yeah, this is your question. No, it ain't. You're up next. You're up next. She answered. You got to do it now. No, she answered. No, she answered.
Starting point is 01:17:49 She answered KRS-One. Are you ready? So we don't have to do a shot. You don't have to take a shot. All right. You served me up for the fucking sharts. I know I did. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:17:57 Now, this is for you. Okay. Rhapsody or Eve? Why do I keep going through this? Why? That's the same kind of question. You know that kind of sort of a little bit. You did the same thing.
Starting point is 01:18:08 Just a question ago. I don't know if you noticed, but we're trying to set you up. It's a game. We're just telling you to lose a little bit. You know what you should have done? You should have been like, bop, bop, bop, bop, right after that. Okay, so again, the question is Rhapsody or? Eve.
Starting point is 01:18:25 Pick the pioneer, girl. Just, it's fucking easy. Go ahead. Hey, so again, the question is Rhapsody or Eve? Pick the pioneer, girl. Just, it's fucking easy. Go ahead. Hey, hey, hey, hey. It's not easy. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. It's really not easy.
Starting point is 01:18:32 You a lyricist. You a female lyricist. Okay. That's why you gave her the question. That's your fucking shit. I know I'm a female lyricist. No, the question could have been for both of you. The question is for both of y'all, but we switching it up.
Starting point is 01:18:42 We switching it up. Son of a bitch. No, the pressure will be more on her Than my opinion I got one for you God damn it are you not listening Pass me the god damn Ciroc Ciroc
Starting point is 01:18:54 Now I understand why you guys were like fucking wrap it up Girl wrap it the fuck up like a condom So she picked both I got bars I do I just never got credit for it I just would like credit for it. I just would like, Your Honor, I would like the record to state that I don't really like Mr. Green.
Starting point is 01:19:12 What? Yeah. Excuse me. I'm getting more goddamn... Mr. Lee, excuse me. I'm like, Mr. Green? I'm drunk around here. Mr. Green is nice too, though. Mr. Green? I'm talking about it. What are you talking about? Mr. Green is nice, too, though.
Starting point is 01:19:25 Yeah, that's a new name. Mr. Green in the building. I got my shot. Wait, wait, wait. What just fucking happened? Okay, listen. Wait. If culturally something fucking goes over my head, I'm excluded from the fucking shot.
Starting point is 01:19:40 This is Mr. Green. Don't explain shit to me. No, didn't happen. You can't make new rules. Mr. Green from Squid Games. You can't whack 100 of us. I had a watch situation. No, didn't happen. You can't make new rules. Mr. News from Squid Games. You can't whack one head with us. I had a watch that you made. No, no, but can I please tell you?
Starting point is 01:19:49 You know what? I'm glad that you said this because this fucking bullshit-ass game that you guys play on Drake. Squid Games? Okay. Squid Games. Yeah, it really reminds me of the circle,
Starting point is 01:19:57 the frickin' triangle, and the other goddamn godforsaken sign. Yeah, Squid Games. Come on, Melissa. You're sat right there. Stop looking. You're looking everywhere else. Melissa. I hate you. I know. I's a good game. Come on, Melissa. You're shot right there. Stop looking. Look at everywhere else. Melissa, I hate you.
Starting point is 01:20:07 I know. I love you, too. All right, Melissa. Now, this is for you. No fucking cheers. Fuck off. This is for you. You failed me twice.
Starting point is 01:20:13 I violated. I did. You violated. Watch this. I did. I did. Now, this is for you, Melissa. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Listen, let me tell you something. Nikki or Cardi B? Oh, you're evil. What did you just say? You screwed me. You are evil. You screwed me. You screwed me. You screwed me. Wait, what did you just say. What did you just say? You are evil. What did you just say? What did you just say?
Starting point is 01:20:30 What did you just say? What did you just say? Fuck you. Sots all the fucking rams right goddamn now. Fuck you. Mr. Green. Mr. Green. First shot, right?
Starting point is 01:20:43 You might as well stay right there, dog. Oh, my God. Do you know what? You just set me the fuck up. I got money, too. You got a port for money, too. Yeah. You can do little shots here.
Starting point is 01:20:56 Yo, you can pray to our candles here. I'm going to read every camera right now. Every fucking camera. You saw what the fuck he did? You saw what the fuck he did? I love this. My tits. I love this. My fuckingits. I love this.
Starting point is 01:21:05 My fucking bra. Niggas. The fuck? Okay. All right. I'm back. I'm back, bitches. I'm back.
Starting point is 01:21:12 Oh, for the love of all things holy. There you go. All right. So now it's on Moni. Wait, we got to take our shot. Oh, I'm taking my shot. Oh, shit. My bad.
Starting point is 01:21:21 Wait, why did you pour a shot? I fuck. Oh, right. No, you said both. You said both. Holy. That's what... All right, Moni.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Moni, did you drink your shot? Yeah, let me do my shot. I know the shot. Yeah, I mean... Sorry. I'm sorry. Did you drink my shot earlier? But I got two.
Starting point is 01:21:36 I got two. No, you can take a shot, yeah, for this one. I got one, two, or two. You're lost, Mr. Green. I did. I did, Mr. Green. No, no, Chico. Okay, so wait. Hold on. Mr. Green, you might as well pour the shot.
Starting point is 01:21:45 Wait, where's Mr. Green? You might as well... Okay, I made a mistake. Stop calling him Mr. Green. All right, so you don't have to keep coming back. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. All right, this one... I'm sorry, Mr. Lee.
Starting point is 01:21:57 All right, this one, I know... It's Mr. Green. We're not even there yet. No, he's going to have it already ready for you. Oh, shit. Just in Christmas. Jesus Christ. I have two... One to your two. Come on, man. I're not in the area. No, he's going to have it already ready for you. Oh, shit. Just in Christmas. Jesus Christ. I have two.
Starting point is 01:22:07 One to your two. Come on, bitch. I'm sorry. One to two. There we go. God damn it. This is for you, Moni. Do people slur on the show?
Starting point is 01:22:14 Did I just do one? We all slur. No. She did. She did Nikki and Cardi. Okay, okay. But this is also equally. Stop giving me the either or shit.
Starting point is 01:22:22 This is. No, this is. That's a good thing. There's other options. It's a B question. All right. This is either. No, this is. That's what, that's a good thing. There's other options. It's A, B questions. All right. This is also terrible. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:22:29 As your friend, I'm sorry. I bet you it's not as bad. As my brother. I am your sister. As your brother, that's right. I am your sister. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am your sister in rhyme.
Starting point is 01:22:37 Think about that before you ask me this shit. I know, but it's terrible. And listen, I'm going to show you the people who made your list. You want me to ask him instead? All right. You are also my brother. Ah, shit. Mr. Green, ask the question. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All want me to ask them instead? I'll ask the questions instead. You are also my brother. Ah, shit. Mr. Green, ask the questions.
Starting point is 01:22:48 All right. Mob deep or MOP? Oh. I'm done. Take this mic off. Get this mic off. Come get this mic. Y'all did good today.
Starting point is 01:22:58 I ain't going to lie. Y'all did good today. I feel like that was easier. Say it again. Mob deep or MOP? That's not easy. That's not easy. That's not easy.
Starting point is 01:23:05 Why? Explain why. Come on. Come on, come on. Come the fuck on. Say it again? Mom, people are able to. That's not easy. That's not easy. Why? Explain why. Come on, come on, come on. Come the fuck on. Why MOP? Listen. Goddamn anthem ass mofos. Like that's straight up.
Starting point is 01:23:15 How many though? That's straight. It doesn't matter. None of that shit matters. It fucking matters. No, no. It fucking matters. When you come in.
Starting point is 01:23:21 This is a fucking versus battle. No, no. You gotta come and hit, hit, hit, hit. Here's where I'm coming from. Not just one big banger. Fuck that. Here's where I'm coming from. I'm coming from the pre-versus era.
Starting point is 01:23:34 Let me explain that part, my beautiful ass sister. Let me explain that part. I'm coming from a pre-versus era, okay, where it doesn't matter the amount of songs you have. It matters the amount of people that you reach. Okay, fair enough. That's where it's coming from for me. M.O.P. is M.O.P. You're from Britain, so Queen is a thing, and they are the anthem makers, and they touch millions and millions and millions, hundreds of millions of lives.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Yes. M.O.P. is the blueprint for anthem music. No, no, no, no. Not just none. What's the two groups you gave me? M.O.P. and Mobb D. M.O.P. is the blueprint for Mobb D. That's true.
Starting point is 01:24:20 I expect that. Give me a new one. Go, go, go. Come on, come on, come on. Give me, give me, give me. We ran out. All right, wait. No, no, no, no. Hold up. Be me a new one. Go, go, go. Come on, come on, come on. Give me, give me, give me. We ran it. All right, wait. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:24:27 Hold up. Be quiet for a second. Pam, pam, pam, pam. Wait, wait. Oh. No! Wait. So is that a shot or I'm confused?
Starting point is 01:24:39 No, she answered. Fuck that. M.O.P.? Oh, you're saying M.O.P.? M.O.P. is the blueprint for my bra. Mash up posse is your choice.O.P. Oh you say M.O.P. M.O.P. is the blueprint For my Mash up posse Is your choice Yes
Starting point is 01:24:47 I love I love how diplomatic Your answer is That No she went one way I went one way Okay but hold on We ready for you now
Starting point is 01:24:55 Do I do this Diplomatic No no She didn't do it diplomatic No Okay No my choice of word No no
Starting point is 01:25:02 Cue me I guess O.D.B. Or big pun O. no, no. Okay, never mind. ODB or Big Pun? ODB. Okay. Okay. I love Big Pun. No, I don't get the same question.
Starting point is 01:25:12 No, you don't get the same question. Listen, guys, this is quick time. Stop it. No, it's not the same question. All right, look. You ready, Moni? Okay, okay. Puff Daddy or Dr. Dre?
Starting point is 01:25:19 So easy. Come on, girl. No, it's not really. Holy shit. This is the longest quick time ever. You got women on, girl. No, it's not really. Holy shit. This is the longest QuickTime ever. You got women on the show. Therefore, we kind of. It's really not easy.
Starting point is 01:25:31 We think about the consequences of our answer. Amber Walker was pretty fast with her QuickTime. She was pretty fast with it. She is the exception to the rule. It's not that easy because it's. She's brilliant. What's the difference? I'm slower right now.
Starting point is 01:25:44 I am. Huff Daddy. Was she smoking and drinking? Boom. Green juice. You fucking got. Wait. No, it was spiked.
Starting point is 01:25:54 No, it was totally spiked. Don't fucking lie. Don't fuck. Don't lie. It was a spiked green juice. No, no, no. It was real celery juice. And nothing else in it.
Starting point is 01:26:02 Organic food. Oh, God. Oh. Oh. Ohana? Organic food. Urana? Urana? Oh! Urana? Blasphemy! They had a non-drinker on Drink Champs! We got to do it.
Starting point is 01:26:11 We got to do it. We got to do it. We want that example. What juice? Do we have the mother stuff? Like mushrooms? Cocaine for everybody. Cool.
Starting point is 01:26:21 Urana? The playing field is yellow, bitches. We're all doing lines Your Honor It's the 80s all over again First of all You're going to say something As he started with Your Honor That means we're all in trouble now
Starting point is 01:26:36 Your Honor Yes I would like to submit to the court That that is an absolutely Not fair question I don't think so either Why? Because they are not of equal status
Starting point is 01:26:44 As far as what they do. Puff Daddy and Dre was a question. I feel like that's a shot. You said they're not of the same status. Pick one, girl. No, I can't just pick one. Yes, you can. No, I can't. It's your criteria. Hello, hello, hello. My criteria? Excuse me. Hello. Wait. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:26:59 I'm taking a little shot. No, no, no. One is a producer. Listen to me. Hands on. No. Okay. Go ahead. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:27:09 I get where you're going with this. Do you? Yes, I do. Okay. I know exactly where you're going with this. Okay. I am going to let you know that I had to make a very, very difficult decision. My first go around, Big Daddy Kane or Kara's.
Starting point is 01:27:21 That was difficult. That was difficult. I had to create my own criteria in my head without fucking giving the audience what that shit was. And what is important to me, my priorities which is why I said, fuck your opinion. It's mine. And they asked me
Starting point is 01:27:35 for it. Oh, take a shot. Take a shot. Stop being so fucking diplomatic. Take a shot. Wait. Stop being so fucking diplomatic. No fucking wait. Stop being so fucking diplomatic. Three and oh and three. Oh and three.
Starting point is 01:27:52 This is not okay. It's not fucking. Take a shot. It's not okay. At this point, you guys can ask me anything. And I'm fucking answering. Are you ready? Are you ready, Melissa?
Starting point is 01:28:08 I fucking hate her for about five minutes. She loves me. All right, you ready, Melissa? She loves me. Look, listen, Melissa. Oh, pilot. Melissa, you ready? Drink it, mama.
Starting point is 01:28:18 Because this will be easy for you. This will be easy. Oh, shit. Native tongue or hieroglyphics? What? What you mean? Yeah, that was a weird one. I didn't like that one. I'm sitting right here. I just kissed you and I love you.
Starting point is 01:28:35 Boney love is a native tongue. I didn't like it for a different reason. I actually didn't like it. No, I don't care about none of that shit. I'm your sister. I love you. I'm sitting right here. We ain't doing no shot. It's a definitive decision. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Harry Gliffix. Stop influencing the witness. Oh, man, stop that. I'm sitting here. Order in the court. Order in the court. 100%. All right, Harry Gliffix.
Starting point is 01:28:56 I didn't expect that. Harry Gliffix. Oh! Oh, yeah! Bam, bam, bam, bam! She was in L.A. a long time. She's in L.A. I love her, but I love her. But, I mean, like, I'm a bigA. a long time. She was in L.A. But I love her.
Starting point is 01:29:05 But I love her. But I mean, like, I'm a big fan. That's true. I'm a big fan of origin stories. You know what I'm saying? Like, I love an origin story. Like, Marvel Comics, when you go back in time and you see why the person became the person. Cruella.
Starting point is 01:29:20 They just did the recent one with Emerson. Okay. I'm waiting for the correlation. And I don't give a fuck that literally, like, she's a white girl. She's fucking sick. Okay, I'm still waiting for the correlation. Okay. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 01:29:30 We got to move on. Hold on. Okay, wait. So, Orange is. Now, fuck that. I'm waiting for the correlation. There was no language. There was no language.
Starting point is 01:29:39 Language. There was sounds. Sounds. I don't know what's happening right now. Like, when hieroglyphics were, that was communication before language. Oh, she's talking about real hieroglyphics. No, we meant the group. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:29:55 My white side came out, bitches. Holy shit. She went to the cave. She went to the caves on that one. She went to the pyramids of Giza on that one. Hold on, wait. Let me distract you. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:30:12 Let me shake a titty. Look at my shoes. All right, hold on. Show your shoes, bitch. You know I'm going to show your shoes. Go, go, go. I'm going to take a shot for that fucking confusion. You ready, Moni?
Starting point is 01:30:22 This should be easy for you, I think. This is so great. I don't have to answer that question. RZA or Alchemist? Say that again? RZA or Alchemist? It's a good thing I didn't get that question. Stop doing this to me.
Starting point is 01:30:34 It would be an easy answer for me. It's not an easy answer. And he knows that shit. That's so fucking funny. He didn't make up the questions. Look at these assholes. Who made up the questions? I'm going to point you. Mr. Green the questions. Look at these assholes. Who made up the questions? The Dominican and the Colombian.
Starting point is 01:30:46 Mr. Green. Mr. Green. Fucking assholes. Papote, I think. No. That's the sounds over there. All right, all right. Papote only speaks Spanish,
Starting point is 01:30:54 so he didn't do it. He got hurt for it. All right, seriously? Okay, seriously, who made up the questions? Mr. Green and Hazardous Sounds. Yeah. Both of y'all or one of y'all?
Starting point is 01:31:01 The Dominican and the Colombian. Was it just you? You? Oh, it was just Hazardous Sounds. It was you. Wait, hold on. Yo, meet me outside, yo. Yo, fuck him up, mommy. Yeah, and I ain't drinking with you.
Starting point is 01:31:11 We need to go outside. She seems a little serious, bro. Because this is not fair. And it's like, you clearly studied me before you decided these questions. Because these are so unfair. I think these are so easy. No, Melissa. I know why they
Starting point is 01:31:28 picked these questions for you. You ask him how late he stayed up doing these questions for you. They're scientific, bitch. Girl, they're scientific questions that would be like whatever. Mr. Green's right here. Look at what I just talked about, native tongue or hieroglyphics. I really thought that it was about the
Starting point is 01:31:44 history of the world. And that's what I'm saying. So that's why they're giving you this. If you would have told the alchemist, you would have thought it was alchemy for real. No, they're giving me the. No, no, no. Alchemist.
Starting point is 01:31:52 No, no, no. Alchemist, the hip-hop producer. RZA, the hip-hop producer. And behind the woo. It's specific why they picked those two to give me that question, because they know I'm going to have a tough time deciding between the two. So say both. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but that's that bullshit between the two. So say both. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but
Starting point is 01:32:06 that's that bullshit because you want me to drink. You know what I'm saying? Oh, I mean, it's real. You've got a drink. Let's do it. Come on, Mr. Green. Mr. Green, you've got to ride with it, man. No, Mr. Green. Oh, shit. The top dropped. I'm sorry. She said, come on, Mr. Green.
Starting point is 01:32:23 I have a question. They won't let me call you Mr. Lee anymore. No, his name is Mr. Green. Because I made a mistake one time and now they... Wait, wait, wait. What the fuck just happened? We have to drink because she... Oh, in four, bitch? Oh, in four?
Starting point is 01:32:36 Oh, fucking... Do you understand the question, Risa? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not. I can't. I can't. I can't do that between... This is...
Starting point is 01:32:44 Risa, do you understand... I don't give a shit't. I can't do that between RZA. Do you understand? I don't give a shit. Who would you have picked? Fuck that shit. Stand by your criteria of choice. Not fair. Not fair.
Starting point is 01:32:58 I love this shit. Not fucking fair. Don't worry. You have your question next. I got your question right now. I do, but I want, listen, self-preservation makes me want to do what I want to do. God damn it. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:33:13 So you ready? Come on. We're going to get through this real fast. This is not a y'all. I'm not a cute drunk. I'm a fine-ass drunk, so just know that. I'm kidding. Everybody. Take them outside, you hooligan. Melissa, 90s or 2000s? 2000s. Hip hop.
Starting point is 01:33:27 Thank God for hip hop. All right, that was easy. Oh, wait, wait. Hold on. 90s compared to 2000s. You're going to say both? Let's go. Just do both.
Starting point is 01:33:34 Just to fuck her up. When did Reasonable Doubt come out? Oh! Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. 90s. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:33:43 When did Illmatic come out? 90s. Fucking A. The fucking 90s. Okay, all right. When did Illmatic come out? Nine. Fucking A, the fucking 90s. Okay, you switched answers? I fucking did not switch answers. I need some clarification. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're right, you're right, you're right. There we go, there we go.
Starting point is 01:33:56 Two of the most recognized top tier albums ever in the world. I'm so digging the body movement right now. All right, now it's back to you, Moni. Bitch, hold on. Can I have a conversation with her about not fucking up 0 and 4? I don't care what the fucking question is. Answer.
Starting point is 01:34:16 Answer. This is not a fight, guys. I'll try next time. You're going to try this time? She wasn't trying any other time. No, yes, ma'am. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:34:27 I didn't know how this ended up with you. Anybody want some of this? Oh, by the way, I was going to have a conversation with you about that. I do not want moonshine. This is going to be hard. The moonshine. The moonshine. Hold on, hold on.
Starting point is 01:34:36 What is that? Moonshine. It's got the moonshine. Oh, I lost the power of touch. Because this is the longest quick time slime ever. Wait, fuck you. It's brown. I'm not doing moonshine.
Starting point is 01:34:43 I can't do moonshine. All right, come on. Check's brown. I'm not doing this. I can't do this. All right, come on. Check my shoes. Are you ready? Check my shoes. It's cute. Are you ready? All right, all right.
Starting point is 01:34:52 Moonshine. Boom. That's what I used to use to spit fire. This is your question, Moni. I'm so sorry. Hey, Nori, did you know that I used
Starting point is 01:34:58 to spit fire? We're going to get to that after quick time with slime. Yeah, we have to spit fire with slime after this. All right. All right, here we go, this. All right. All right. Here we go, man.
Starting point is 01:35:05 All right. All right. Moni. I'm so sorry to ask this question. Okay. As long as... Melissa, you already know this is going to be some fuck shit. Because he just apologized before he even asked it.
Starting point is 01:35:17 So Foxy or Lil' Kim? You son of a bitch. Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you...? Are you? You know what? Shut, shut, shut. Melissa, can you understand how difficult this is for me? I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 01:35:30 I don't. I might as well. Come on. Yo, Mr. Green. Come on, man. Come on. Go pour up, Mr. Green. You bottle boy, you.
Starting point is 01:35:41 Mr. Green, pour me a shot. Mr. Green has some really nice teeth. Oh, look at Mr. Green, give me a shot. Mr. Green has some really nice teeth. Oh, look at you. Oh, my God. Damn. Give her more shots. That's hilarious.
Starting point is 01:35:53 Yes, yes. Make her drunk. Do it, do it, do it. Do it, do it. All right, Melissa. Look at him. He's blushing. Me no casa.
Starting point is 01:36:01 Mr. Green no casa. All right, this is for you, Melissa. Oh, hold on. She's in the middle of her fucking answer. No, she did it. She indicated her answer about the shot. I answered already. Yeah, and you don't have to take that whole shot.
Starting point is 01:36:14 You can do half. Okay, I answered already. Melissa, are you okay? Come on. We need you on this podcast. Yo, I... Oh, man. I'm seriously on tilt right now
Starting point is 01:36:25 Oh shit Cause you You keep doing it I am a fresh rabbit To the show Are we taking a shot or no? I'm confused We're just having a little conversation
Starting point is 01:36:37 It's that professor over there Professor has it in his house Fuck ass questions So Melissa Raekwon or Goldberg? Oh that's gonna be so easy Yeah, the ass-hitting these. Okay, all right. Fuck ass questions. So, Melissa. Okay. Raekwon or Goldfish? Hold on, we got to take a shot here. Oh, that's going to be so easy.
Starting point is 01:36:50 It's going to be so easy. No, it's not. That is going to be so easy. No, it's not. Well, I feel like it's a love triangle, no? Oh, I'm sorry. Raekwon or Goldfish? I'm out of here.
Starting point is 01:37:00 Okay. Why did you ask that question? I don't have... I don't have... I don't have... You're fucking lying. No, no, no. You told him some shit.
Starting point is 01:37:09 No, nobody said... Yo, you think Hazzy the Sounds knows the future? No, no, no. Or the past? No, no, no. I promise... But you did say you was at the Ghostface video. No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:37:17 No, no, no. What? You did say you was at the Ghostface video. Got her, got her, got her, got her, got her, got her, got her. Just answer, just answer. What do you want me to say or I want you to be wild, bro. Okay, can I tell a little bit of a story? Damn, she giddy at all right now.
Starting point is 01:37:44 We are into it. Okay, can I tell a little bit of a story? Damn, she's giddy at all right now. We are into it. So, I have a very active fantasy life, you know? Like the Sims? No. No, like Pornhub. Go to your room. Like Pornhub. Like Pornhub.
Starting point is 01:38:00 Oh, okay. I have an active fantasy life. And so sometimes, sometimes in order to protect myself from myself, I would imagine myself having sexual relations with somebody without actually doing it.
Starting point is 01:38:13 Like looking on Pornhub? No, no, no, no, no, no. Like people that I interacted with. People that I interacted with. So who did you interact with? Let's get to it. Go ahead, Melly. Let's get to it.
Starting point is 01:38:24 Okay. Wait, wait, wait. This is not real. This is in your mind. This is virtual reality. This is virtual reality. Like when you looked at Mr. Lee's teeth, I mean Mr. Green, you're like his teeth. Ooh, rock on, rock on.
Starting point is 01:38:33 Yes, yes. I am so sorry. It's an attractive feature. Right. But sometimes it's the whole enchilada. Oh, and you're going Mexican with it. Let's do it. We're pro-Latino.
Starting point is 01:38:44 We are Latinos here. It's the happy meal. It's the whole. We're pro-Latino. We are Latinos here. It's the happy meal. It's the whole shebang. The Nacho Supremo. So who have you virtual live? Extra sour cream. Go ahead, Melly. I have a lot. I've had a lot of virtual sex in my head. Okay. With people that I wouldn't touch with a
Starting point is 01:38:58 ten-foot pole or somebody else's vagina. Melly, go! That's kind of unfair to the world. Is it ghost or ray? To the world, really. The fucking world. Did my microphone fall out? I have a big ass.
Starting point is 01:39:14 He just went in there and went in the hole. He just went in the hole. You know what I'm saying? So is it ray or ghost? Oh my god. I know who it is, but I want Melly to tell it. So, since... The video?
Starting point is 01:39:28 No, here's the kicker. Okay. I was in one's video, but the other one's PR team constructed a whole romantic storyline between us. Meanwhile, we'd never met before. So, you was in Ghost's video,
Starting point is 01:39:41 but Ray Kwan... His PR team around the launch of his album, like around 2008, 2009-ish, they planted a story that we were dating because we were a part of the same project. It wasn't a video shoot. It was a book. Not a super head book. Crimes and Castles. I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:40:02 Girl, I can't do no more shots. It was the recreation of their famous looks. And I was Queen of the Damned, Aaliyah, when she had the snake girls or whatever the fuck around her. That was me. I don't know what his role was, but they made up a whole story. Who is the fantasy you beat off to?
Starting point is 01:40:17 So the fantasy... You beat off to the fantasy? Oh my God, Cognitive Dissonance. Go ahead. Okay, there we go. Yes, yes, yes. Cognitive dissonance. He literally did not even just say that. You just made that up from one to two.
Starting point is 01:40:33 No, he did say that. No. So you jerked off to Rayquan. But I never said it. So that was your cognitive dissonance or whatever. God damn it, get to the point. Okay, so I was in Ghostface's video and he's ridiculously hot. But you jerked off to Ray Kwan.
Starting point is 01:40:50 No. What the hell did you say? I don't know. What is the answer? What is this question? Who are you cocking? What is the question? No, who's he had a fantasy with?
Starting point is 01:40:58 Virtual reality. Virtual reality. Oh, in Ghostface a thousand percent. Ghostface, okay. So, you picked Ghostface? Ghostface is crazy. You picked Ghostface. Okay, all right. However. Holyface a thousand percent. Ghostface, okay. So you picked Ghostface? Yes. You picked Ghostface, okay. All right, cool.
Starting point is 01:41:07 However. Holy sister boss. Let's leave it however. Rayquan is a scientist. Okay, okay, okay. All right, now this one. So you're attracted to both. So what are we doing right now?
Starting point is 01:41:15 No, she picked Ghost. I'm sorry. She picked Ghost. I picked Ghost. I picked Ghost. So that's why we don't have a shot. I'm sorry again, Moni. That's why we don't have a shot.
Starting point is 01:41:23 But DMX or Tupac? You son of a bitch. She's calling you a son of a biscuit eater. That's evil. I like biscuits. Come on, I can't do this. You have to! Yo, Mr. Green, what are you doing? You stand there like you didn't hear the answer, bro.
Starting point is 01:41:37 You have to. Girl, girl. Come on, girl. Your teeth are like fucking up your ear Pick one You can fucking say That one of them is the architect of the other Come the fuck on
Starting point is 01:41:54 Oh my god he said two pop or DM You guys are cheating on this test by the way Stop it You can't talk across the table We're not allowed to confirm You're not listening to me anyways. It's ladies first. Oh, this is so much pressure.
Starting point is 01:42:10 You're going to get suspended. Oh, my God. It's tiny. Look at that tiny shot that Mr. Green poured for you. You suck. Are you pouring it for Monique? Or Ju-Bop? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:42:20 Can I just say something? Can I just say something? Absolutely. You can say whatever you want. This is your table. She fucking sucks. I know. I know. She's getting weird. This is your table. She fucking sucks. I know. I know.
Starting point is 01:42:27 She's getting weird. She's crying like a child. I know. It's scaring me. Because they're really asking me the answer question. You can answer this question. They really are. I don't know who they are.
Starting point is 01:42:37 But those guys. It's not about offending anyone. I am not having this split thing happening with me for offending anyone. I am not having this, you know, split thing happening with me for offending anyone. It's not that. Fuck! I am making my decisions based on being an emcee. I am making these decisions upon that. You can make a decision.
Starting point is 01:43:01 You can just say both, and that would really really just we'll nip it in the boat. But both is a shot. Yeah, that's the part. Right. I hate you. No, Mr. Green's fault. From alcohol poisoning based on your inability
Starting point is 01:43:19 to answer. But I can't. I can't answer. We're in the room with you. We can hear everything you say. All right, you ready? Salud, motherfucker. You are shitty. Melissa.
Starting point is 01:43:34 Shitty. You have no sense of competition. Hey, hey, hey, Moni. This is terrible. Just finish it. Just finish it. Oh, my God. You finish things yourself.
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Starting point is 01:48:16 B Street or Crest Groove? Crest Groove. I like that. She's winning. She's like, bong, bong. You know what? This is rigged. This is rigged. It's fucking not fucking rigged. This is rigged. It's fucking not fucking rigged. This is rigged. I promise you that he would have started. You're asking Melissa shit that is easy to say.
Starting point is 01:48:30 Oh, you're asking me the bullshit. Okay. You are answering. Okay. She's looking at the camera. I feel like you're in a music video right now. I can't help myself. What the fuck?
Starting point is 01:48:45 Help me. Help me, Melissa. That is a term of endearment music video right now. I can't help myself. Okay, motherfucker. Help me. Help me, Melissa. That is a term of endearment. No, listen. I'm good with that. Don't worry. We got thick skin here. It's a term of endearment.
Starting point is 01:48:51 Melissa, help me. Can you just answer the fucking questions please? Okay. This one is easy for you, Moni. Hold on. Just uno momento, por favor. Okay. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:49:00 Holy moly guacamole. All right. Give me the guy. One, two, three. Open them legs. Open them legs, girl.ly guacamole. Oh my God. One, two, three. Open them legs. Open them legs, girl. She's coming in. I need you to answer based on your individual, as an individual, your criteria.
Starting point is 01:49:17 You know what I'm saying? And nobody can take that from you. Nobody can take that from you. Nobody. Okay? You have an opinion. You are an individual. You came in this world by yourself.
Starting point is 01:49:25 You're going to leave by yourself. Okay. It doesn't matter who you created, okay? Okay. You can have an opinion. And you can still love the people who don't benefit from the opinion. Okay. Okay?
Starting point is 01:49:36 Okay. Understand that. Okay. It means you have love to go around. This is the promo. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. This lets the world know how much you love.
Starting point is 01:49:47 You love big. You are so terrified of making anybody feel small. And do you know how courageous that makes you? It makes you amazing. It makes you full of love. You are love. You are the personification of love walking. Okay?
Starting point is 01:50:05 So even if you have an opinion, it doesn't mean that you don't think that the other person is great or the group is great. It does not mean that. It just means your opinion leans in a different way, and that's okay.
Starting point is 01:50:18 Okay? All right, let's do it. Come on, let's finish it up. I just understand that. Okay. Moving forward, because I feel tired of taking fucking shots. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Starting point is 01:50:27 Boris, sit down, she's gonna do the same thing to you. No, no, no, no, it'll look very different. Oh, Boris! Boris! Oh, Boris, don't pass this opportunity on me. They always do, they're just like, see, go on. Hey, Boris, what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:50:43 So, Bonnie, I gotta roll the floor, I gotta roll the like. That's part of it. You got it. So, Moni. I got to run the floor. I got to run the floor. I got to run the floor. Moni, this should be easy for you, Moni. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on, girl.
Starting point is 01:50:51 Rhapsody. No. No, no, no. Yo MTV Rhapsody or Ralph McDaniels? I don't even want to hear the rest of that. It's so easy. Stop right there. You already did some Rhapsody shit.
Starting point is 01:51:01 Come again. No, no. Rhapsody. Rhapsody. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. Yo MTV Rhaps or shit. Come again. No, not Rhapsody. Rhapsody. Oh, okay. Jesus Christ. Yo, MTV Raps or Ralph McDaniels.
Starting point is 01:51:09 Ralph McDaniels. Ralph McDaniels. There you go. That's easy. That's the original. That's the original. Okay, hold on. Now we're going straight to you.
Starting point is 01:51:17 Biggie or Big L? Oh, shit. This is so easy. Biggie. Okay. It's so easy.gie Okay It's so easy Can I give my explanation? You don't need to
Starting point is 01:51:27 But if you want to We in there No fuck that You don't need to No no no You're right No no no I know you're trying to go through it
Starting point is 01:51:34 But I just want to say real quick I'm so glad that that was her question And not mine Yeah cause we already know We were in a dream Because if that was my question We would've No no no
Starting point is 01:51:43 If that was my question Babe You've had fucked up questions No hello No you got it mama You guys need to hug again Just hug each other Cuddle each other
Starting point is 01:51:55 Cuddle each other From now on that's how we're doing the interview Right now like this Here's the sitch They're asking you all the scientific questions. Okay. Because the assumption is that I just have like ancillary, you know, superficial knowledge. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 01:52:11 Wait, wait, wait. You said ancillary. Smart words. How many turns is this? It's a multi-turn, right? Yeah, it's a multi-turn. Well, hold on. Superficial knowledge of this sits.
Starting point is 01:52:22 So they are basically looking at you like you are a scientist. A scientist in hip-hop. And I got some scientific shit for your ass. So that's why I'm asking you the easy questions. That's why they're giving me like, you know, like the... It ain't going to be easy. You know what I'm saying? Okay, Simone, why is she sitting on your lap?
Starting point is 01:52:39 Scarface or Ice Cube? Both. We're drinking now. Look at her. Rub her arm. Rub her arm. Quickly. It's so easy.
Starting point is 01:52:50 It's so easy. It's so easy. Oh, shit. It's so easy. There's stent action and everything. We got to drink, guys. You guys should have more females on your fucking podcast. Yes, we should.
Starting point is 01:53:01 Because then you get to witness this shit. You know what I mean? I don't think it'll happen the same way, to be honest with you. We're not going to go home and scissor each other. No, I understand that. We really fight each other, but not in that way. No, no. I'm strictly dickly, by the way, just saying.
Starting point is 01:53:15 Are you looking at Mr. Green, Mr. Nor, or Mr. Kevin? I'm looking at the camera! I'm looking at the camera! Say the choice again. For papotes. Scarface or ice cube? What do you have to think about? Come on, let's just drink. What do you have to think about?
Starting point is 01:53:31 Don't do it. Let's drink. What's the fucking thing you have to think about? What do you have to think about? I would have to think about it. No, she's going to answer it, I think. Here, no, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it. Check it, check it out.
Starting point is 01:53:42 Check it, check it, check it out. Fuck you. Get the fucking one. Get the fucking one. If it's me, I answer the fucking question. No, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check it, check afraid of saying it but both of them are gonna love you no matter what they're gonna love you and they're gonna understand the reason why they were put in a position of competition because nah they're gonna understand in the very basic level why primitive levels they might and they're gonna respect it that she made a choice may. And that's not going to affect your daily life. No, maybe. I don't know. You might hurt when you listen to their music.
Starting point is 01:54:29 You might be like, ah, fuck. Come on, buh, buh, buh. You're taking a shot. All right. Come on, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. I already have liquor in my fucking shot glass. I'm not handling that shit again, okay? Yes, you are.
Starting point is 01:54:42 No fucking. We're drinking. Make some noise. Scorching. Woo. She's got scurvy. She's got scurvy. handling that shit again, okay? Yes, you are. No fucking way. We're drinking. Make some noise. Scarpy! She's got scarpies. She's got scarpies. She's got scarpies. You do need this therapy.
Starting point is 01:54:53 All right, sit down, sit down. It's your turn. He thinks this is going to be a big deal. I don't think this is going to be a big deal. Melissa, you need Melissa's therapy. I get it now. All right, cool. Are you ready?
Starting point is 01:55:04 I give Cube. I'm sorry, I'm cool. Are you ready? I give Cube. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Cube. Are you ready? I'm going to start giving therapy and, like, lingerie in a bikini. Will you guys subscribe to my channel? You're all OnlyFans?
Starting point is 01:55:13 Yes, I am. Yes. Goddamn, make some noise for Melissa. Yes, she is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no. Melissa, hold on. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 01:55:21 We still got it. Wait, no, you said she's on OnlyFans, right? And, yeah. She subscribes because it's that fucking amazing. Okay, hold on. So we got to finish QuickTime with Slime because this is the longest time with Slime. Okay, listen.
Starting point is 01:55:38 That was Shiggy. Hold on, hold on. That was Kanye West. Shiggy. Kanye West. Shiggy. I'm into the Kanye West. I have to pussy. Kanye or Pharrell?
Starting point is 01:55:50 Or Con Pharrell. Kanye or who? Pharrell. Your criteria. Con Rell? This is the biggest challenge I've been given tonight. No, no, no, no, no. For real, Pharrell.
Starting point is 01:55:59 Everything was like a really almost easy question. If you'd fucking... No, no. I know what the question is. Kanye or Pharrell. Your criteria. fucking... No, no. Even I know what... Kanye off the ground. Your criteria. I can't drink no more. We haven't even eaten yet.
Starting point is 01:56:09 We haven't even finished the show. Imagine that. Hold on, hold on. Is this the final question? No. It is not even the final. Oh, it's not. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 01:56:15 Okay, I was about to... I was about to launch into a dissertation. Don't do it. I was... Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. No, you already did.
Starting point is 01:56:22 You already did. Because usually people just name the guests and we will watch Yeah You guys have elongated this part of the show Which is quick time Wait, wait, wait
Starting point is 01:56:31 He said we did what? Elongate? No, that's not one of the That's not one of the long words that you say, motherfucker If you want to If you want to Wait, hold on a second here The situation is...
Starting point is 01:56:45 Y'all elongated this motherfucker. Let's go. Okay. Kanye or Pharrell? Kanye or Pharrell? Kanye. Easily. Thank God.
Starting point is 01:56:55 Easily, hands down. Doja Cat or Dream Doll? Oh, that's so easy. Are you fucking kidding me right now? Doja Coin or Shiba Coin? Say what now? That's so easy. That's so easy. Are you fucking kidding me? All right, wait, wait, wait, wait. That is so... Doja Coin or Sheba Coin Say what now? That's so easy That's so easy
Starting point is 01:57:05 Are you fucking kidding me? Alright, wait, wait, wait Doja Cat or Dream Doll Dream Doll Do you not know? Boom, your turn Alright, alright, your turn Alright
Starting point is 01:57:15 Yeah Primo or Just Blaze? Wait, wait, wait, hold on a second No, that's you Wait, hold on a second I understand, I understand I want to preface that by saying I think both women are dope.
Starting point is 01:57:26 It's just I have a real love. Man, I had to make a fucking decision. Motherfucking dream girl. You just gave her a fucking hug to say things. No, hold on one second here. I love that she did. I'm giving her praise for making a decision. Yes, ma'am.
Starting point is 01:57:40 I really love it. I don't agree with it, but that doesn't mean I can't love her in the process. I get it. You know what I'm saying? I get it. I don't agree with it, but that doesn't mean I can't love her in the process. I get it. I get it. You know what I'm saying? I get it. Listen. You ready? Take your fucking hoodie down.
Starting point is 01:57:50 I'm trying to cover the flies. Your question. What is her question? Primo or just Blaze? Primo or just Blaze? Just Blaze. Hands. Yo.
Starting point is 01:58:02 No shot. No shot. No shot. No shot. Moni Love, Podcast or radio? Podcast. You son of a bitch. Listen, radio can't get you out of the contract just for having an opinion. Say that again. What now? Radio cannot get you out of the contract.
Starting point is 01:58:18 Terrestrial radio cannot get you out of the contract. She's a lawyer too. Let me find out. Podcast. Okay. Moni's. No, she's a lawyer, too. Let me find out. Podcast. Okay. Moni's lawyer. No, no, no, no. No, you're good. You're good. You're lucky that you
Starting point is 01:58:30 didn't have this question. Okay. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Tribe or De La Soul? Don't fall back. Please. Thank God.
Starting point is 01:58:38 Thank God. Lauren, stand behind her just in case. Just in case. We don't got insurance. Oh, wow. Okay. I didn't have to ask for this shit.
Starting point is 01:58:44 Thank God. Let me just slide back into my seat Tribe or De La Soul Can I tell you why it's De La Soul I Guess baby Baby I don't care Just answer
Starting point is 01:58:53 No no no no I'm sorry Are you drilling Oprah Actually Actually Can I tell you why it's Tribe Yes Go ahead
Starting point is 01:59:00 Sorry I'm a little drunky drunk You should be We all are This is the This is the worst podcast Best podcast ever I hate it
Starting point is 01:59:09 So I Lightweight Dated It's not funny, Ru What? What? You was dating Q-Tip?
Starting point is 01:59:19 We have an extraordinary Funness for one another That's not dating? What? Or is that dating? I never told her, by the way. Did he eat the ass? Oh.
Starting point is 01:59:30 What the hell? That didn't even make sense. No. I think that's a very valid question. He didn't eat the ass? No, I won't lie and say that he did. I will not. But almost.
Starting point is 01:59:42 Ass adjacent? Okay, you know what? I need to potty and I'm not going so bring the potty to me it's okay it's okay no bring me the potty I need to hear the story
Starting point is 01:59:57 Melissa are you serious right now are you serious right now these are my brothers these are my deep-rooted brothers. How the hell did this get past me? When you were trying to try the whole time, I was literally like... Melissa. What? Are you serious?
Starting point is 02:00:14 Are you serious? Q-tip. Bitch, look at Q-tip. Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. Jonathan! Come on now. My brother! Come on now brother who gives a fuck come on now you can acknowledge when the brother's fine come on come on okay come on okay come the fuck on Nicole Kidman wanted this nigga come on okay okay okay and not to say that just you know like a white
Starting point is 02:00:42 woman's opinion carries water but like like she was Academy Award winning. Like and she was literally like this nigga. OK. OK. Yeah. So I say all that to say that Q-tip is one of the most fascinating, interesting, visually appealing, sexy, smart. And he took you down. No, he didn't. Can you believe. And he took you down? No, he didn't.
Starting point is 02:01:07 Can you believe that? You took him down? No. No, it was a friend zone. It was a friend zone. I have a different zone. I have one different zone that, like, I put the...
Starting point is 02:01:20 I'm mad confused. The, the, the... You put the Katerio Theriot? No, you just... Oh, my God, I really have to call the... the, the, the... You put the theory of a theory on them? No, you just... No, honestly, it's really like, you are really a forever motherfucker. You're forever. You're forever.
Starting point is 02:01:34 Like, I got to get everything out my system. All the fuck shit out my system. All the Peter Pan syndrome out my system. All the fun shit, like, out my system, all the fun shit like at my system. You are forever and so I can't waste you.
Starting point is 02:01:54 You know what I'm saying? No. I don't know what you're saying. Are you married? Yes, I'm married. So then you know forever. You know the concept of forever, otherwise your wife is going to be real upset if you don't say yes I'm just trying to establish what you're saying
Starting point is 02:02:08 Y'all dated for a little while We have enjoyed each other's company I respect that For a significant portion What's happening right now? Molly I got a copy Yeah
Starting point is 02:02:24 Okay I thought, okay. You want to go to the bathroom? No, I'm fine. I'm fine. Okay, so let's keep... So basically... Okay, okay. You and Q-Tip enjoyed each other's company.
Starting point is 02:02:35 He is one of the most intelligent, smartest... And let me preface this. Yes. Because for everybody calling him a simp or saying some stupid-ass shit... What? Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that in a second. saying some stupid-ass shit. What? Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that in a second.
Starting point is 02:02:47 What the fuck is a simp? Just wait. We'll get to that in a second. It's pretty disrespectful. It is. But it's the new vernacular of men. I will say this. That I hold in a very high regard the super ridiculously intelligent man.
Starting point is 02:03:05 I do. Because he speaks my language. You know what I mean? Who are we speaking of? Canadians. Q-Tip. Canadians? Well, just... Canadians? Because everybody from Canada is smart to me. There's no dumb people in Canada. Are they Canadians? No, I'm still talking about...
Starting point is 02:03:21 He asked me a question and I was trying to make it make sense. Q-tip and then... Oh, we're still on Q-tip. Let's go. I know you got up and did other things. I urinated, yes. Okay, I'm just going to, like, finalize it and just say
Starting point is 02:03:35 he is one of my favorite human beings in this world. Because he's cerebral, and you like that. And honestly, a cerebral motherfucker is very sexy to me Yeah Ridiculously sexy to me Yes, yes, sapiosexual Yes, oh
Starting point is 02:03:51 Yeah, look at that, love trying What the fuck is a sapiosexual? A sapiosexual is somebody that appeals To your cerebral self Doesn't really compliment you on the physicality Of you, they compliment you on the things that you say, the gestures that you make, like they read you. And that is a sapiosexual.
Starting point is 02:04:11 And when somebody says that they find that attractive in you, they really have said to you, I find you. It's true. The human part of you, not the external avatar part of you. They find the you, the fifth dimension you. Q-Tip also dated Janet Jackson, too. Huh? Q-Tip also dated Janet Jackson. He dated Nicole
Starting point is 02:04:31 fucking Kidman. He's dated like women of such a different ilk. It's crazy. But that says everything about him. That's the type of cerebral person would do. Is he a finger popper? Is he a finger popper? I don't know. Shouldn't everybody be a finger popper? I don't know.
Starting point is 02:04:46 Shouldn't everybody be a finger popper? I feel like that. Shouldn't we all have some foreplay in our life? I'm a fan of finger poppers. Here's the thing is I've always heard that his prowess. Oh, so you guys have never. In the bedroom is amazing. But I wanted, I enjoyed him so much As my Cerebral counterpart
Starting point is 02:05:06 That when you When you dilute Shit with the physicality Sometimes it gets gross I'm back at you I know I know When you put it together It should be pretty good
Starting point is 02:05:20 I promise There is a version of you. It does this. I'm kidding. No, I understand where you're coming from. I get it. I get it. No, I do.
Starting point is 02:05:32 I do. I get it. I get it. We got you. Fuck you, Mr. Green. You're a piece of shit. Mr. Green, go back to the Squid Games. Mr. Green is a piece of shit.
Starting point is 02:05:44 Mr. Green, come here. Come here. Mr. Green, go back to the Squid Games. Mr. Green. Mr. Green, come here. Come here. Mr. Green, go show her your teeth. Let me just talk about when I used to be a video model and I spit fire. Can we just talk about that? And you also was a bottle girl, right? This is some bullshit. What the fuck just happened right now?
Starting point is 02:05:57 Video model or bottle girl? I was never a... Oh, she fucked up. Well, we all fucked up. I don't know who's fucking up. We're all fucking up. Mr. Green told me he knew you when you was a bottle girl. Did you? Where?
Starting point is 02:06:07 Before he bought his teeth. But where? In New York? Brooklyn. Sliver? Sliver? That's a place? Okay, so check this shit out. So I was in this... No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:06:22 So I was in this really small bar that turned into a bar sliver club but guess who the dj was dj sliver idris elba oh shit idris fucking elba was our dj it was right before he got casted for the wire in in the year. He sounded like a London guy. He is a London dude. He was him. I can't lie. Idris fucking Alba He's a pretty old DJ too. He's one of the most real
Starting point is 02:06:55 motherfuckers you'll ever meet in my life. He literally does not do the fame thing. He's him. You know what I'm saying? And I love that. That he always maintained who he was no matter the level of fame. This motherfucker's been like, you know,
Starting point is 02:07:12 Emmy Award winning, Emmy nominee, Oscar. Exactly. That's a part of his resume? He's an authority. And Corolla early. Exactly. So I've always been so appreciative of the fact that Idris Elba never changed from that nigga who was bartending at Sliver at West Broadway. Oh, he was bartending or DJing?
Starting point is 02:07:31 No, sorry, DJing. DJing. And I was bartending. Confused the shit out of me. Sorry. He was DJing and I was bartending. So that shit was just wild because he really was just the DJ. That's dope.
Starting point is 02:07:42 And it was just cool. It was cool. It's so cool meeting people before, like, the precipice of their enormous fame. Right. It's really interesting to watch them change or not change. Not change is probably better. Because it's one or the other. Either they buy into the idea of who the public thinks that they are.
Starting point is 02:08:04 The pageantry of it all. The peasantry. No, I said pageantry. Pageantry. That's what thinks that they are. The pageantry of it all. The peasantry. No, I said pageantry. Pageantry. That's what I don't like. The pageantry. But also the peasantry. That too.
Starting point is 02:08:11 Of where you are now my peasants. Meanwhile, it just was. I don't know about all that, but yeah, fuck the peasants. No, no, no. They act like it. They act like it. Don't not fuck the peasants. I don't fuck it up.
Starting point is 02:08:19 Or. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Let's just continue on. Girl, Kim the fucking here Okay, alright, it's on me It's on me to carry the ship Sometimes this happens
Starting point is 02:08:31 She's right there Come on Alright, so Go This one's for Moni Moni, come on, this is your question I've answered two Moni, can on. This is your question. I've answered two. Moni, can you pass it to me?
Starting point is 02:08:47 Boo, boo, boo. Get in the chair. There's only like four more questions. That's it. Then we can go. Right there, right there. What is this for? Same shit.
Starting point is 02:08:56 What is this for? For our camera. Right there behind you. Behind you. Okay. I don't even know what that is. Okay. Outcast or UGK?
Starting point is 02:09:07 Holy shit. Are you sore? Oh, what were you doing? I wasn't saying all that. I just, it was just a regular. Outcast or UGK? Outcast or UGK? Outcast or UGK?
Starting point is 02:09:25 Outcast. Okay. Thank God she had aast or UGK. Outkast. Okay. Thank God she had a... All right. Please don't fall back. Please. Oh, you guys are really... Kick and Breathe or Funk Flex?
Starting point is 02:09:36 I don't know. That was a comedy? Wait. Wait for it. Wait for it. Hold on. My hair got caught. Wait for it.
Starting point is 02:09:45 You dated one of them, right? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Wait for it. No offense, but no. Which one, mama? Que fue? Que fue?
Starting point is 02:09:58 I can wait for the blunt light. She going off. Mr. Reed, did you just say that? You can do it. No, that was back there. Was it back there? I really like you. You got all the ad-libs.
Starting point is 02:10:11 You got to make up your mind. Is it Mr. Green or is it him? I can do whatever I want. Song Flex. I really can do whatever I want. Okay, Capri. Capri or Phone Flex? Because we want to get through this
Starting point is 02:10:22 and then we're going to go back. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Your criteria. To okay. Your criteria. To me. Your criteria. My criteria. You don't have to explain yourself. I guess the fuck I do.
Starting point is 02:10:32 You think so? You know what? I want to. You don't have to explain yourself. I want to. I want to. It's a habit. I want to.
Starting point is 02:10:38 It's a habit. That I get. Okay? Yeah. Okay. Mm-hmm. The reason why I will always lean
Starting point is 02:10:47 Towards history is because there's such A disrespect for it right now You know what I'm saying Gen Z God bless you You have inherited a really amazing Generation where you understand How to get the bag You said Jay Z right
Starting point is 02:11:02 No Gen Z Generation Z. Gen Z. Generation Z. You understand how to get the bag, but you would never have understood how to get the bag if it wasn't for us. Do you think they really understand how to get the bag? The vast majority of them, yes.
Starting point is 02:11:17 They really... Listen, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:11:20 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:11:20 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:11:20 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:11:21 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Starting point is 02:11:22 Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. to one I'm very, what I was so impressed by. Can we do a favor? No, no, wait, hold on, just give me, just give me 45 seconds. Gen Z's after the millennials? 40, wait, wait, wait, wait, he's way, he's before Gen Z's right now? No, Gen Z is after millennials, yes. So they're right now? Yes, they're right now. So let me just, let me just
Starting point is 02:11:37 I think he's sucking balls, man. No, let me just give you what was one of the most impressive acts I've ever seen in my life honestly was when ari decided to gift moneybag yo her boyfriend her boyfriend with land and that's gen z this gen z yes they are what is the age group of gen z it's before it's way before 30 okay and she gifted him on his birthday with land and to me that was the bossiest shit I've I've ever seen. But I would like to see the statistics of all doing this.
Starting point is 02:12:13 It doesn't happen. It doesn't happen. She's an exception to the rule. However, the vast majority of them truly understand the digital age and they are capitalizing off of it in a way that we don't we're just starting to understand. And that is what I want to give them credit for. Okay? We just talked about King of Prey and Funk of Flair. No. Fuck you.
Starting point is 02:12:36 No. No. No. No. Wait. Wait. Welcome to our new show. Long time with Slime. Listen. Let me tell you something. This shit takes ten minutes? It took two hours. Let me tell you, fucker, something, okay?
Starting point is 02:12:50 The history has everything to do with the present and the future. If we lose sight of that. Thank you. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying that show's really good. So, Kikabria Funk Flex. That's all I'm saying, okay? Which one?
Starting point is 02:13:02 So, foundation, foundation, foundation, foundation, foundation. Fuck you, girl. You really think I'm not going to answer? I just have to be long-winded. I'm a Scorpio. This is what we do, okay? This is what we fucking do. We're long-winded, okay?
Starting point is 02:13:20 We like pregnant pauses. This is what we fucking do. You can beat your fucking tape There we go I say all this to say And she's prefacing That one wouldn't exist Without the other
Starting point is 02:13:35 And we lost our point Kid Capri Holy shit you had to answer the whole fucking time Yes Damn it! You ready? You ready, sis? I fucking...
Starting point is 02:13:47 Wait, wait, wait. Sister. Oh, no. You kind of sort of agree with me. Are you okay with my answer? No, she got her own problems. You're okay? I'm with you.
Starting point is 02:13:56 All right. Are you ready? And it's only two more. She'll answer my questions that are already answered, but she won't answer... It's only like two more. Just have to throw her under the bus. It's a hell of it.
Starting point is 02:14:04 Two or three more after this. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We ain't gonna be a one-hour fucking time. No, no, no, no, listen, before you speak, we didn't know. Redman or AZ? No!
Starting point is 02:14:13 Before you ask the rest of that question, what's left of the show after this goddamn section? We got a little bit. We got a little bit. Just start hearing. Then comes the show. Then comes the show. Yes.
Starting point is 02:14:22 Redman or AZ? Oh, that's so easy. Redman. Redman, okay. Boys. Redman or AZ? Oh, that's so easy. Redman. Okay. Boys in the Hood or Men in Society? Sorry. Boys in the Hood.
Starting point is 02:14:31 Okay. No questions asked. No fucking questions asked. Okay, thank God. Okay. You ready, Moni? Yes. Red Alert or Molly Mall?
Starting point is 02:14:39 Red Alert. Loyalty or respect? Ching, ching, ching, ching. Loyalty or respect Loyalty or respect Hold on I respect that I know Mr. Green fuck off Mr. Green
Starting point is 02:15:02 With your perfect ass teeth With your perfect ass teeth with your perfect ass teeth where did you go for those he bought that shit yesterday you think that's his born teeth I don't wanna know was it DR or Columbia or was it natural
Starting point is 02:15:17 DR who's your dentist y'all ladies be liking them fucking bought teeth it's fine as long as they're not caps. They're veneers. They're stuck in your fucking gums, right? Oh, God. Oh, fuck off. Fuck off. That shit doesn't work.
Starting point is 02:15:33 He has Invisalign on his brain, too. That doesn't work until I get a campaign. Interject. Interjection. Wait, for the record, is loyalty or respect is the question Melissa is about toion? Loyalty or respect. Wait, for the record, it's loyalty or respect is the question. Melissa is about to answer. Okay, loyalty or respect.
Starting point is 02:15:49 Melissa is about to answer, and I would like to interject just to say for the record that I am so sorry, Mr. Lee, for this whole Mr. Green shit. No, Mr. Green, we're done with it. What are you saying sorry for? You gave him a new life.
Starting point is 02:16:03 He's about to make t-shirts. You know what Star Rock? Star Rock COVID? Look at his shirt. Look, this guy's ready. Okay, so hold on. You're going to go past? Go beepies.
Starting point is 02:16:15 Go beepies. Yeah, I'm listening. Give me a quick time with EFM. Here's the sitch. Here's the sitch. Here's the reality of the situation is that loyalty and respect is solely dependent on the individual's perspective of loyalty and respect. And if that person deserves it and if they determine that that person doesn't deserve it, then that allows them to not respect them and reveal any secrets that they ever learned within their employee oh
Starting point is 02:16:46 my god i'm so low could it be could it be i can't wait for this that these are two constructs that really are not they don't really exist and humans have created them one thousand percent we have constructed so many different scenarios that apply to our moral code in order for us to participate in the social... Experiment that is humanity? No, the social contract.
Starting point is 02:17:15 I got a leftover shot. Do y'all got a leftover shot? I got a shot. I'm ready to rock and roll. Let's do it. Cheers. Let's go. M'lady. Right there, M'lady. You're terrible. Also Melissa. Okay, cheers. Let's go, let's go. Fuck you, I'm not volunteering. My lady, my lady, right there, my lady. You're terrible. Also, Melissa.
Starting point is 02:17:28 Okay, yes. Are we ready? Melissa, I'm just in the social contract. It's broken, bitch, it's broken. I'm kidding. So you, we broke shit. You from Canada. I am.
Starting point is 02:17:39 Are we done with that slime bullshit? Yeah, it's done. Release your ears, darling. Yes, we done, we done. Holy shish kebabs ears, darling. Yes, we're done. Holy shish kabobs. Look at that. Are those blunts? Are those blunts?
Starting point is 02:17:50 And they say how you... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Those are Canadian blunts. Those are... Oh, my God. Pass me that. Is it Canadian? Nobody wants me.
Starting point is 02:17:57 Pass me that right now. You want me to give her the whole cup? Nobody wants me. Drink the whole thing. Drink the whole thing. Yeah. Oh, I'm taking some to go. Nobody warned me.
Starting point is 02:18:06 Ask your question. Oh, wait. Don't say nothing. Okay, I never saw that. Don't say nothing. I got robbed. Oh, wow. No, that's where old school ladies
Starting point is 02:18:15 Security, security, security. Nobody saw shit, right? That is where us old school ladies Security to aisle two, please. Wait, wait, wait. You're going to hide it? You keep it on you? I'm going to have one, please. Wait, wait, wait. You're going to hide it? You keep it on? I'm going to have one, too.
Starting point is 02:18:27 Jesus, okay. Oh, shit. Wait, hold on. There we go. It's stuck. It's stuck. You don't have to put them in there. You can just put them right there.
Starting point is 02:18:35 You're good. You're good. Okay, let me ask you something. So you're from Canada. Yes. And according to DJ Khaled. British Canada or French Canada The way you spell Canada
Starting point is 02:18:47 He says it wrong Is D-R-A-K-E Wow you said it just like him too And There's been rumors Khaled said that D-R-A-K-E That's how he says he spelled
Starting point is 02:19:02 He's very dramatic And they say that you and Drake at one point. Oh, you guys did the Wicked Wonka one? Yeah, yeah, Willy Wonka. Oh, my God. That's what they're saying. Wait. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 02:19:14 Hold on, who told you that? The world. Ah, shit. It's true? The six gods. I mean, not that it really matters, but is it true? Drake ate the ass. Let's keep it real.
Starting point is 02:19:26 Oh, she licked her lips like Booyaka Shop. But here's the thing is you'll never have full confirmation as to what actually transpired. But that's all we needed is you to go. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. But that's an assumption on your part. It really is. You know what? It's wrong.
Starting point is 02:19:42 And you licked your lips again. And again. I'm wearing red lipstick. Okay. I mean, I should probably re-up. I don't know what's It's wrong. And again. I'm wearing red lipstick. I mean, I should probably re-up. I don't know what's happening right now. Hold on a second here. I got this thing. You remember this thing with... No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:19:54 It's okay. I love you, sis. Was it in the sixth borough? Fuck me right now. I'm asking. Oh, there's a soul with this. Let's go. Drake is a Scorpio. I'm a Scorpio there's a so with this Let's go Drake is a Scorpio I'm a Scorpio What month is that?
Starting point is 02:20:08 It's late October December Most of November No not December? I promise you it's not Okay I promise I've been there
Starting point is 02:20:14 I've been there my whole life Yes that's Sag Yeah That's Sag So he's October's very own OVO That's the label Okay He's
Starting point is 02:20:21 I believe he's October 24th I'm November 7th Okay I got smashed No we We actually did not That's the label. Okay. Uh, he's, uh, I believe he's October 24th. I'm November 7th. Okay. Um... I got smashed. No, we actually did not. See, this is what he does. I've seen this shit before.
Starting point is 02:20:30 No, no, no, no. Yeah. But the crazy... But the crazy... We don't really do this, to be honest with you. No, I'm just gonna ask. No, I've seen this shit before. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:20:38 I just gotta ask because... I want some threesome shit. I feel like... I feel like... Oh, we won't get into that. Whatever. You already know. Come on.
Starting point is 02:20:44 We're definitely... No, you... We're definitely gonna get into that. Speak on, mama. But here's the thing is, like... Oh, we won't get into that. Whatever. You already know. Come on. We're definitely going to get into that. Speak on, mama. But here's the thing. She said we're definitely going to get into that. I feel like you men really like... You men? You men, you... No, no.
Starting point is 02:20:55 Look. Let's just get really clear. Humans with penises, okay? Okay. Males. I know these guys. We're guilty. Yeah, there you go.
Starting point is 02:21:03 You guys judge each other based on your sexual prowess and how many you've taken down. That depends on your maturity. Thank you. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Mr. Green, I thank you for saying that. I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
Starting point is 02:21:17 He wanted to get 14-year-old teeth. You really want to say he's mature? He is agreeing with you, though, right now. He wants it, Les.. Oh my god, I feel so responsible for this. Okay, so here's the situation is that I cannot lie and say that part of the
Starting point is 02:21:33 attraction with him is how smart and cerebral and Canadian he was. We spoke the same non-verbal language. He wrote a moose? Hey! He doesn't say A, does he? Yes, he fucking does.
Starting point is 02:21:50 Not everybody. Not French Canadians, do they? Yes, they do. They say it in French. Yeah, it's a thing. We're both half black, half white. There was an unspoken language. You know? And I really, truly unspoken language. You know? And I
Starting point is 02:22:05 really, truly fucking adored him. He is racist. I did! One, two, three! But adored him. Like, sexually attracted, adored him, or? He liked a new Albie show. Let's be clear. No, no, no. Let me just say this. What was the attraction?
Starting point is 02:22:21 What the fuck did you just say? I had a disgusting crush on Albie. I feel like you just hit a nerve, bro. I did! I had a disgusting crush on Albie Shook. I feel like you just hit a nerve, bro. I did. I had a disgusting crush on fucking Albie Shook. Oh my God, what's happening? Okay. Like, don't, don't, don't.
Starting point is 02:22:34 No, no, no. So here's the reality. All for your own, girl. This is the reality. The vast majority of the biggest name rappers you can fucking think of approached me. Athletes, the whole nine. Yep. And I was so determined
Starting point is 02:22:53 to be recognized by my own name. You were guarded. That I was so guarded, I wouldn't even date them. I was so afraid of my name being associated with a 50 or a ludicrous or a Kanye or a you know, or
Starting point is 02:23:09 whoever in the NFL or NBA Rip Hamilton, whatever. I was so terrified of me being attached to their name and not being able to like scale myself based on my talent, based on myself,
Starting point is 02:23:25 based on what I can or can't bring to the table. I was so terrified that a man's association and proximity to me would define that, that I never... Or taint it.
Starting point is 02:23:37 Or taint it at that time. Now it is a badge of honor. Right, right, right. But at that time, no, as a woman, you had to make it on your own. Otherwise, everything you did was a result of his interaction. So you ain't let Drake get the first base?
Starting point is 02:23:49 I hate when he does that. You see that shit that he does? Wait, wait, wait. You see? No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:23:55 No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:23:55 Wait, wait, wait. Emeril Lagasse. Wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Props. That is some good technique right there. Did he get the first base? That's some good technique right there.
Starting point is 02:24:04 He got the first base? No, that's some good technique right there. I'm some good technique right there. Is it like this or like this? You got the first base? No, that's some good technique right there. I'm going to ask her. What technique did you do? I've been married for 15 years. Let me tell you. But wait, hold on.
Starting point is 02:24:11 My character is a rapper. So I read the comments. Well. I swear to God, that's cap ass. Cap ass shit. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. He did good.
Starting point is 02:24:20 He did good. His wife, he propped her up. And you're going to take your blunts out. You're going to hide the blunts. We gave it to you. Yeah, yeah. Put them on the table. It's not stolen property.
Starting point is 02:24:28 Smoke five blunts at the same time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But let me tell you this. Okay. I do read the comments, the YouTube comments before I come on. Uh-huh. And you're learning as you go along. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 02:24:41 And you are phenomenal. And your connections are amazing. Uh-huh. I love watching your growth. Uh-huh. you go along and you are phenomenal and your connections are amazing. I love watching your growth. I love it. But we talking about Drake right now. I know that. Do you see I'm trying to deflect like a motherfucker. I know, I know, I know.
Starting point is 02:24:57 I was lost. You fucking got it. She's like, I love to see the growth. You fucks saw me. She's like, I love to see the girl. You fucked her. You saw me. Mr. Green, are you here? Come in. I am so sorry.
Starting point is 02:25:15 Because I feel like you're saying he didn't smash. What I'm trying to say is he's the golden child. He's the golden child. I think the golden child gets everything he wants. Just to me I'm an outsider looking in
Starting point is 02:25:26 right so third base maybe what's third base let's ask questions third base is like everything what penetration
Starting point is 02:25:34 what's everything look at the titty touchy touchy wiki wiki finger pop two men Tokyo you guys might have two different definitions
Starting point is 02:25:41 of what's your definition of third base yeah yeah twisting their bones what is wiki wiki You guys might have two different definitions of, what's your definition of their name? What is wiki wiki? Everything but wiki wiki. Are you both hearing this shit that is being said right now? What's wiki wiki? I don't understand.
Starting point is 02:26:01 Hold on, let's get this. What the fuck is happening? I can't hear the station yet. Oh, it's a hip-hop station. I'm in. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Let me clear. Let me clear. So he got the third base?
Starting point is 02:26:14 What? God damn. What is this? Did you guys get to any base? Did he get on the court? Or, I mean, the field? He was definitely on the court. He was on the court.
Starting point is 02:26:23 He was on the court. Did he hit a ball and run to one base? And when Drake was this? This is before he got with Drake songs? Is it mixtape Drake? It's 2009. This is after Drake songs, right? Oh, 2009.
Starting point is 02:26:38 He lit. Wait, wait. What is 2009? Yeah, yeah. He lit. It's definitely after the first mixtape. What was it? I got licked as Canadians.
Starting point is 02:26:47 And we really gel as Canadians. As Canadians, you guys. We really fucking get each other. You're like fucking Canada. Hell yeah. Fucking A, dude. What's the national anthem? Can we sing it right now?
Starting point is 02:26:56 Oh, Canada. I was kidding. I was kidding. Let me ask you. Did y'all eat protein together? No. No, no, no. Leading the witness.
Starting point is 02:27:05 Leading the witness, your honor! You're fucked up! Was that Canadian racism right there? Poutine? They all eat poutine. Oh, you guys, no, it's the fries or the shit. They all eat, I love poutine, by the way. Poutine is disgusting!
Starting point is 02:27:19 Don't you ever get poutine outside of Canada. It's not the same. No, I had it with you in Canada, and I didn't like it that much. I loved it in Canada! I didn't like it that much. Wait, hold on, hold on, I just have a real question, okay? No, you're not going to get put out of Canada. It's not the same. No, I had it with you in Canada. I didn't like it that much. I loved it in Canada. I didn't like it that much. Wait, hold on, hold on. I just have a real question, okay? No, you're not going to change the question.
Starting point is 02:27:29 I'm sorry. Because all of the previous questions were not real. Listen, let's just be clear. No, we're going to have real questions right now, starting now. Yes, yes, yes. So, as we established, I'm a married man. I'm happy I'm a married man.
Starting point is 02:27:41 Congratulations. But I live by curious. I mean that. Through, you know, life. Why? Because I like living. You're a voyeur, bitch. But I live by curious. I mean that. Through, you know, life. Why? Because I like... You're a voyeur, bitch. That's just saying that.
Starting point is 02:27:49 I'm a Virgo. I'm a Virgo. She says you're a port lover. Oh, and I got a t-shirt for your ass. All right, cool. And I want to see if you agree with what it says. So, third base is... Let me just explain to you third base.
Starting point is 02:27:57 You sound very Canadian right there with that one. No, that's... No, no, no. That's my accent. It is. It is. That's my accent. Yeah, it was hard for me.
Starting point is 02:28:05 Oh, that's... Okay. Wait, wait. It is. It is. It is. I'm talking off my accent. Oh, that's... Okay. Melissa. Wait, wait. Melissa and EFN, I would like to know what Nori's definition of whatever the fuck
Starting point is 02:28:12 ever is. All right, third base. All right, first base is kissing. Okay. Second base... Oh, my fucking God. Are you kidding?
Starting point is 02:28:20 Okay, okay. No, no, no. No, no, wait. I want to hear this shit because I want to hear this shit. Let us hear it. I wanna hear this shit. Because I've seen some shit on this show
Starting point is 02:28:29 that I'm questioning. Wait, wait. Go ahead. Wait, first base is kissing? Is your wife wanting? No, first base. First base. Oh, first base.
Starting point is 02:28:37 God, no. Holy shit, you just went off the fucking range right now. You almost lost your earring. All right. All right. Hold up, Melly. Where's your Vaseline? No, no Vaseline.
Starting point is 02:28:47 No Vaseline. No Vaseline. Not in the first base. What? I don't know what base you get that in. First base is kissing. Okay. Second base is like touching.
Starting point is 02:28:56 Okay. Over the clothes or under? Over the clothes or under? Oh, no. It's like this. It's like this. Hold up. You're inside, but you're not.
Starting point is 02:29:03 That's a real question. No, no. This is second base. Me this. Hold on. You inside, but you're not. That's a real question. No, no. This is second base. Me gusta. Me gusta. I want to drink you. Me gusta. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 02:29:10 Now, third base is finger. It's let me stick the tip in. No, no. Wait, that's third base? That's third base. Oh, so I get second base to the tip in. I don't know where we're going with this.
Starting point is 02:29:21 We've all been there. That's third base for real? Step into the AM? Yes. Okay. I thought that was fourth base. That third base for real? Step into the AM? Yes. Okay. I thought that was fourth base. No, fourth base is when you step in. That's when you home run.
Starting point is 02:29:30 I thought when you get a little in. Home base. That's home base. In Miami, a little in is all the way in. There's no little in. You guys do not get to have these kinds of conversations regularly. I know you don't. I know.
Starting point is 02:29:44 Because it's the whole like, oh shit, should we say this? Now that you know what basis is loaded. Bases are loaded. Now I know what third base is. Abso-fucking-lutely. He went to third base. God damn it. Let's make some noise and drink. I don't know what third base
Starting point is 02:30:00 is on his criteria. You know what I'm saying about it. Third base. Third base is an interlude to fourth base and you have a clear picture of what fourth base is gonna look like and you smell it too you be like third base is when you find out and then you go like this you're gonna waste your time Oh, if it's this or if it's this. Holy shit. If it's this or if it's this. Third base is when you find out. And then you go like this. If you're going to waste your time. That's what fourth base is.
Starting point is 02:30:32 If you're going to waste your fucking time and do this. And act like. Jane, get me off this crazy thing. And it's just like, oh my fucking. That's our next NFT right here guys Our next NFT is sitting right there guys I just want to say it Boom
Starting point is 02:30:48 Look at that baby You don't got no more blood Keep going baby No more blood How many more questions is left in this episode 17 and a half more questions That's it You know you're my sister Let's take a shot to that How many more questions is left in this whole show? We have 17 and a half more questions. Now, Moni.
Starting point is 02:31:06 That's it. Now, Moni. You know you're my sister. Wait, let's take a shot to that. 17 and a half more questions. Moni, it's on you now, Moni. Man, fuck your shot. I ain't taking shit. Babe.
Starting point is 02:31:14 What's up? Sis. What? Holy shit. You just went gangsta. Hold on. Moni. Shota's over here.
Starting point is 02:31:21 Shota's in the building. Shota, where are you going? Where's sis? Sis? Hold on. I got this. I got this. I got this. I got this. You got it. in the building. Shanta, well gone. Where's sis? Sis? Hold on, I got this, I got this, I got this. You got it. You got it. You got to make a choice.
Starting point is 02:31:29 We ain't on that slime blood clot. No, we ain't on the slime. We ain't on the slime. Bum the clot. We're going to ask a straight question. I can't wait to hear it. A few months back. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:31:40 We had our sister from Queens. I know where this is going. Miss Jones on the show. Mm-hmm. Mm. There ain't nothing left in that nabamba clock. No, nothing left. You don't have to make that noise up, girl.
Starting point is 02:31:58 Nobody taking a shot with me? Oh, I just took my shot. You have to take that one. Oh, my shot's... Oh. Nah, take no more blood clots. That's your shot. No, that's hers. All right. Boom, you should... Oh. Man, I take no more blood clots. That's your shot. No, that's hers.
Starting point is 02:32:06 All right. Boom, you should take that shot. Man, I take no more blood clots shot. Take that blood clots shot. Where? Why? Because he want to show you his teeth. Girl, come on.
Starting point is 02:32:16 A close-up of you on the street. He want to see it. Hey, y'all, it's not great. No, come on, y'all. No, come on. You said I took my shot. Man, I take no more shot. Mr. Green got great plastic teeth.
Starting point is 02:32:26 The girls take over. I love that. Listen, let me tell you something. We are dignified, grown-ass women. Okay, so let me finish. Answer the question. Yes, my dear. I don't remember what it was.
Starting point is 02:32:36 And I said, menage a mort blood clot shot. Okay. What was the question again? She said menage a mort. Hold on. Oh, sorry. You're not letting me answer it. You're not letting me get my question out. Hold said me not take no money. Oh, sorry. You're not letting me get my question out. Hold on.
Starting point is 02:32:48 So a couple of months back, we had a friend on here, fellow Queens member, Miss Jones. Good, I can't answer it. Shout out to Miss Jones, man. Miss Jones alluded. She didn't actually directly say it. No, she did. Yes, she did. She hella alluded to it. Yes, she did. Allude, right?
Starting point is 02:33:05 You can't allude shit to men because that's what it is. The alluding was very... It was very specific. So what did you... That was an allusion. Let me ask you a question. Oh.
Starting point is 02:33:14 What did you feel when you saw that clip? Clap, clap, clap. What is that? I don't get it. Is that Cap? It's V for Vendetta It's a Y
Starting point is 02:33:26 I would have blacked out there Or that big pussy I don't know It's a Y It's a Y you do that It's a Y Menna understand that It's a Y
Starting point is 02:33:35 Holy shit I don't understand what's going on What's happening? It's a Y A Y When I saw the interview The first thing that came through my mind Was Y
Starting point is 02:33:44 Oh, Y Y W-H my mind was why. Oh, why. Why. W-H-Y. No, just, oh, yeah. Why. I got dumb. I was like, no, it's just why, bro. All right, you know what?
Starting point is 02:33:54 Mr. Green, no combo. There was no more shots here. No more shots. No more shots. Bum, bum for you. But I imagine For you Very beautiful
Starting point is 02:34:11 Very respected But we all have a childhood So when So this happened in your childhood Stop sugar coating shit Stop sugar coating What did you feel Are you asking if she had a whole did you feel? Are you asking if she had a whole phase? Is that what you're asking?
Starting point is 02:34:27 If she had a whole phase and that motherfucker was witness to it? That's not quite what he's asking. Go ahead. I'm asking a Tupac thing because... Go ahead. A Tupac thing? It is what she's kind of... No, that's why I said not quite.
Starting point is 02:34:38 Thank you. Right. Thank you for acknowledging that. That's why I said not quite. And I was privileged to be with you. She was on not quite. And I was privileged to be with you. She was on point with that. I was privileged to be with you in Marist Boot Camp and get to know another side of you.
Starting point is 02:34:50 And I remember you telling me that Pac used to tell you to hold his hand during breakfast and things like that. So when Miss Jones alluded, I thought she alluded. You said she outright said. No, there was no allusion. She pretty outright said it. She fucking said it. She fucking said it said she outright said it. No, there was no allusion. She pretty outright said it.
Starting point is 02:35:05 She fucking said it. She fucking said it. She fucking said it. She said everything without saying the exact words. No, she fucking said it. No, she didn't say the exact words. Everybody read it as that. As is, as is.
Starting point is 02:35:17 And so that is saying it. What is that? By the way, hold on. Before you answer. What is that? Clarify. A threesome with Tupac. Did you have a threesome with Tupac.
Starting point is 02:35:25 With fucking Tupac and her. That's what the fuck smash is. You know what we need to do? Hold on. Miss Agreen, run the clip. I'm not being. I need to tell the truth. Run the clip. Run the clip.
Starting point is 02:35:39 Run the clip. You can pull it up somewhere. Run the clip. So can pull it up somewhere. Run the shit. Okay, so clip airs. Okay. Boom. Clip. All right.
Starting point is 02:35:51 My night. Oh, shit. Oh, we finished this. Oh, no. There's several bottles. Give me one. Give me fucking one. Give me one.
Starting point is 02:35:56 I used to be a bartender. Just give me fucking one. Boom. A real one or an old one? No, listen. What do you want? You can actually watch videos where I spit fire. Like, that was my night's ending.
Starting point is 02:36:06 Hold on. Can you spit fire tonight? We'll get back to that. Monique, because this is big. This is huge. And please take the blunts out. You don't have to stash the blunts. You're okay.
Starting point is 02:36:15 Put it back out. You can leave it there. Don't worry. It's not jail. No one's going to take it from you. You're okay. I don't know. You're not in Brooklyn no more.
Starting point is 02:36:21 There's a compass right there in front of you. You're saying, yeah, you don't got to leave it in your bra. You're okay. They were comfortable. No one's going to steal nothing from you. Array, array. You're okay. Brooklyn no more. The cup is right there in front of you. You don't got to leave it in your bra. You're okay. No one's going to steal nothing from you. Don't judge me, everybody. Leave the ones you're not going to smoke. That's also where she keeps money. There we go.
Starting point is 02:36:34 All right, cool. I'm smoking. Yeah, that's her pocket, bro. This is my bounty. Okay, this is very important to the... To the what? To the what? To the threesome community.
Starting point is 02:36:45 This is very important. Let's do a clip. All? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what?
Starting point is 02:36:45 To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what?
Starting point is 02:36:45 To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what?
Starting point is 02:36:46 To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what?
Starting point is 02:36:46 To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what? To the what?
Starting point is 02:36:46 To the what? Everyone else hears the music, but I'm with Moni and he stops and he looks at us. And then so like we just we know what the look means and we figure it out. And it was a good day. And that was it. Jalen, I'm sorry. Don't worry about me. I feel like he's used to this. I forget that he's in here. So Pac and Moni had some relations.
Starting point is 02:37:24 Oh, no. It's just the three of us. that he's in here. So, so, yeah. So, Pac and Moni had some relations. Oh, no, it was just, uh, it was just, it was just a little bit of a, Petty. It's the three of us. I love Moni. It's the three of us. We just, the three of us just talked for a long time.
Starting point is 02:37:31 Just the three of y'all, man. Just the three of us just talked for a long time. The three of them. I didn't catch what was going on. I can't get what's going on. Holy moly, Pac and Moni. We just talked for a long time. Everybody, let's let Monique.
Starting point is 02:37:45 All right. I remember that night ending very differently. Do you know that night she's talking about? Absolutely. So what is it that happens? It was actually TLC's platinum party. It was at Roselands in New York. Okay.
Starting point is 02:38:01 Can I just say something? Yes. Just one thing. I promise this is the only thing I'm going to say. Collectively, as the outside audience looking in, every 99% of women were like, and if you did, we cheer you the fuck on. I get it. Like, literally, if it happened, tell us about it.
Starting point is 02:38:20 I get it. Like, literally, no one's judging you in the negative. We are like... I get it. You, literally, no one's judging you in the negative. We are like... I get it. You know what I mean? What she said. It's literally... And the crazy part is niggas are giving you props too.
Starting point is 02:38:33 Like, you fucked Tupac. Oh, shit. How was that? Okay, that's weird. Just kidding. Just kidding. I love money, man. I get it, though.
Starting point is 02:38:44 Just kidding. Okay, okay. Go ahead. I'm going to shut the fuck up. All right. I get it though That's weird I'm going to shut the fuck up So Initially Absolutely I remember that night It was TLC's Platinum party for their album It was at Roselands
Starting point is 02:39:00 Everyone was there There are so many Documented pictures from that party There's pictures of me and MC Lyte and TLC There's many documented Pictures from that party There's pictures of me and MC Lyte and TLC There's pictures of everybody from that party That being said I remember that night Ending very differently
Starting point is 02:39:17 You Tupac And Miss Jones You gonna shut the fuck up She said you shut the fuck up That's right, so sorry. She said, you shut the fuck up. That's the way she was at it. I'm sorry, sis. I'm sorry, sis. Okay.
Starting point is 02:39:31 No. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. I watched this interview. I'm a fan of the show. Yes. As you love to say. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 02:39:41 I'm a fan of the show. Yes. Okay, and I saw this episode. Yes. Right? So you right now, little brother, yes. I'm a fan of the show. Yes. Okay? And I saw this episode. Yes. Right? So you right now, little brother, Yes, I gotta relax. are going to be quiet. Okay, I'm gonna be quiet. Okay.
Starting point is 02:39:55 Alright? Because, because, no, no, because Nori has a habit of being very enthused. No, he has a habit of being very enthused. Yes. And very into the conversation that he'll say stuff, right? That can be in a court of law Considered leading the witness Oh, fuck, then lie to me, blow up spots and shit
Starting point is 02:40:13 Take it from here Terrible So I saw this episode, and I remember the exact Party that was being spoken of And it was the TLC party It was a platinum party It was at Roselands in New York. Everyone was there.
Starting point is 02:40:27 And I do remember, because first of all, you need to understand, Jonesy and I, it's no fake shit with Jonesy and I. Like, we were girls, for real. And we were acquired to Hot 97 in New York at the same time.
Starting point is 02:40:39 And we were training for our FCC licenses to be on air at the same time. A lot of people are like, oh, what the hell is an FCC license? Well, back in the days, you had to have an FCC license to be able to operate on the air
Starting point is 02:40:51 on a radio station, okay? Nowadays, not so much. But back then, absolutely. And both of us were trained for our FCC license at the same time, okay? So we would be on air unsociable hours of the night talking about our loved lives not realizing
Starting point is 02:41:06 the microphones are up or shit you know what I'm saying Jonesy and I went through the trenches together not realizing the microphone oh hell no not realizing the microphones talking about what we gonna order for breakfast and shit you know what I'm saying and then we get a phone call like uh girls the microphone is up you know what I'm saying you thought music was playing
Starting point is 02:41:22 at that time yes we did because it was boot camp for us. We were learning. Okay? Alright, that being said, that allows you to understand how close Jonesy and I are, okay? Right. Okay, so absolutely we were at that platinum party
Starting point is 02:41:38 together. Right. Absolutely we walked across the dance floor together. Absolutely pop came towards us as we were walking together, right? Now, here's where things get a little different in translation. I do remember him leaning in to us, but I remember him leaning in, giving her a kiss high, giving me a kiss high. But then he leaned over to me and said something
Starting point is 02:42:08 separately. Right? That you won't say? No, I can say. It's fine. Okay. Which was basically, you always going to be my N. You always going to be my girl. I don't care who you're married to or how many kids you have. That's what he said.
Starting point is 02:42:26 You didn't have kids at that time. I had one. You did? Okay. Yes, and I was married. Let me be quiet. Right? Okay, and that's what he said. That's a ban. Would you say? He wasn't married to ban. No, I never married ban. Okay. No. I married a non-industry
Starting point is 02:42:42 person. Okay, continue. So he knew that and that's why he was saying that to you? Exactly. Okay. Right? And I was like, okay, Pac. You know what I'm saying? I love you too.
Starting point is 02:42:51 You know? And then for me, that's where I went my separate way for the night. Right. So I can't comment on how Jonesy's night ended. I can comment on how my night ended. You know what makes you so fucking awesome? I'm high as fuck. Yes, but I love this one.
Starting point is 02:43:10 Go ahead, mama. Go ahead. The way she makes you so awesome is that she already spilled her truth. And I fucking hate that phrase, her truth, his truth. There's the truth and then there's your perception of what happened. Fuck off. You know what I mean? And your perception of what happened could be based on so many different incentives.
Starting point is 02:43:31 You know what I mean? Money, fame, recognition, whatever the fuck. But it has nothing to do with the reality of the situation. And the fact that you will sit here and still not shit on anyone who has sullied your name makes you such a fucking dope motherfucker. You know what I mean? And I have to give you your flowers right now. Listen, let me tell you something. When it comes to women, when you give flowers in the most random, inopportune times, bitch, we at the gas station pumping gas. And I just have to acknowledge how strong you are for like, you know, maneuvering through marriages and children and grandchildren.
Starting point is 02:44:20 And you're still making a business out of you, you are dope. You are dope. Everybody needs to understand how much I love this woman. You are fucking dope. And I am so tongue-kissing you when this podcast is over. No, but listen, here's the thing. Whether or not she... I know what the story is and I know it ends
Starting point is 02:44:40 with her and him having a more of a brother-sister relationship and him hoping. No, yeah. Yeah. Him hoping. Yeah. And you having your own shit going on and not knowing the nigga was going to die.
Starting point is 02:44:51 And y'all sharing a room. Y'all sharing a room. Okay, so the reason, see, the reason why I allowed myself to disclose with you what he said to me in my ear at that party, at that night that Miss Jones
Starting point is 02:45:04 was talking about when he was like, you're going to always be my aunt, you're going to always be my girl, I don't care who you marry or how many kids you have. Wait, y'all was dating prior to that or something like that?
Starting point is 02:45:12 We were not dating. Okay. Can I say something real quick? Sorry, sorry. Go ahead. I just want to say in a minute, one second. So, I actually hit up Moni
Starting point is 02:45:21 after that happened, that episode, just to let her know we're putting the clip out. The clip's coming out. Right. But before it comes out, this is my friend. Right. Just to let her know, we're putting the clip out. The clip's coming out. Right. But before it comes out, this is my friend.
Starting point is 02:45:28 I'm going to let her know. Can I just also say that I... Wait, wait, wait, wait, Matt. No, I just want to say, I love how far back you go in friendship with her. I just love that. To say that, keep going.
Starting point is 02:45:39 Go ahead, E. So, this is the thing. What's ill is that, so the Miss Jones episode happened around, I can't say if it was right before or right after, but I'm going to say it's right before. I heard an interview. At night when I go to sleep, I'll be on YouTube crazy, just down that YouTube shit. And I found this interview with Ed Lover and you talking about Tupac, the tour, you sharing a room with Pac.
Starting point is 02:46:05 And Ed Lover was drilling you. He's like, you fucked Pac. Basically, he was saying that to her. You fucked Pac. And I mean, this is an old interview where he's drilling you and you could have folded very easily to Ed Lover, who's your friend at the same time, too. And you were like, no, we didn't. We just shared a room.
Starting point is 02:46:28 That's what happened. We just shared a room. All tour. And so when I hit you up, I already believed. Like, I didn't have to. I didn't second guess it. I love that. Can I just say?
Starting point is 02:46:41 No, but I love that for you. Yeah. I love that people didn't commodify your pussy. You know what I'm saying? Wait, what? Wait, okay. It's like oranges. I definitely didn't know what that word was.
Starting point is 02:46:54 Okay, so basically the three of us, based on decades of history, can basically talk about this woman's worth. This woman's contribution to society. this woman's contribution to music, this woman's contribution to life. Undeniable. The three of us can talk about it from three different standpoints. You know what I mean? You can talk about it from the music standpoint, the executive standpoint, the music industry standpoint.
Starting point is 02:47:22 But from the ratchet standpoint, which is what everybody wants to know about. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold the fuck on. I'm getting to that. Shit. You should just slap her. So I speak from the version of her being a woman, a grown-ass woman, a human being. So it's a
Starting point is 02:47:39 three-dimensional kind of thing, but there's more to that that she has to offer than the three of us are. Okay, I gotta, no, no us are. I gotta finish this because I have to party, so I have to get this out now because I have to party. Oh, me too. I'm in. But look, I have absolutely no qualms
Starting point is 02:47:57 in disclosing this information. Paka and I were frickin' thick as thieves during the whole Big Daddy Kane tour Big Daddy Kane, Third Base Digital Underground, Queen Latifah And depending on whatever territory We got to, additional acts
Starting point is 02:48:14 Sometimes Eric B and Rakim would be On the bill, whatever it may be The lead acts It swapped depending on the city and the demographic Abs-a-fucking-lutely And Pac and I were both rookies at the same time. Because he was with Digital Underground. Because he was with Digital Underground.
Starting point is 02:48:27 Let that be known so people know what Pac this is. Pac was with Digital Underground as their roadie. And a dancer. And dancing. Right. He taught me how to do the Humpty Hum. Do the Humpty Hum. Yes.
Starting point is 02:48:38 Do you know how much I wish that Gen Z would do their homework? Okay. And realize. Exactly. Exactly that. The history of hip hop, like, respected. And so we bonded because we were both newbies at the
Starting point is 02:48:50 same time. I was the newbie in Queen Latifah's camp performing Ladies First every night. Okay? There were many a night when Shaq G would have company and his room would not be befitting for a Tupac to also be staying in there.
Starting point is 02:49:06 Tupac was not the important person at that moment. So therefore. So he had to move somewhere else. So therefore Tupac. That's what we need people to understand this. So therefore Tupac would be without a room. Tupac and I forged such a friendship and such a partnership that I shared a room with 0071 of Queen Latifah's dances, double beds.
Starting point is 02:49:24 She had her bed. I had my bed. Tupac and I slept in the same bed every night for the entire tour. I have no problem disclosing that. That is so fucking dope. Okay? But here's the thing. We became so inseparable that people would see him and be like, where's Moni?
Starting point is 02:49:42 People would see me and be like, where's Pac? However, we didn't cross a line of intimacy ever. That people would see him and be like Where's Moni? People would see me and be like Where's Pac? However We didn't cross a line of intimacy Ever. While y'all slept together In the same bed. In the same bed. Never crossed a line Of intimacy. But wait wait wait can I ask them Do you guys believe that that Is a possibility? Yes
Starting point is 02:49:57 You do? Yeah. Nori Hello. Do you believe This nigga not even paying attention He's sending me messages Okay so listen Nori Do you believe... This nigga not even paying attention. He's sending me messages. Okay, so listen. Nori, do you believe that... Yes.
Starting point is 02:50:13 Do you believe that two people, a man and a woman, who are very attractive to the masses and understand the attraction to the masses, do you believe that they can in some form or fashion cohabitate without without without there being the sexual connotation of something has to happen yes please i'll be honest yes i'm so excited i do but i don't think the people will believe me
Starting point is 02:50:38 and and you know what i believe that and you know no but you know what i'm so comfortable with that yeah i am too i'm so comfortable i'm so comfortable with that. Yeah, I am too. I'm so comfortable. I'm so comfortable with that. I can't. For the simple reason that I know what I lived. You know what I'm saying? And no outside person can convince me of anything other than what I know I lived. Moni, I don't. Did you speak to Ms. Jones after this happened?
Starting point is 02:50:59 Oh, yeah, that's a good question. Thank you. Have you spoken to her since is what he's asking? Her drink champs. After drink champs? Yeah, after drink champs. No, wait, before. After the drink champs.
Starting point is 02:51:12 Will you? Are you asking will you? She accused you. No, I wouldn't say accused. I'm not accused you, but she said you had a wonderful night together. So, like, was there any conversation after that? No. No?
Starting point is 02:51:24 No, there was no conversation do you feel like you need to say anything to her no not really but for the simple reason that i can only she can speak on what what she believes her truth to be no no no no no we're not doing that i can only speak on what i know what happened for my night and my night did not end with me, Tupac, and Miss Jones in a room having a threesome. If you physically were not in the room, then that is no longer her truth. It's a lie.
Starting point is 02:51:58 I don't fuck with that whole my truth thing. There's the truth and in the digital age where everything's recorded, Like, I don't fuck with that whole my truth thing. There's the truth. And in the digital age where everything's recorded, there's just the truth of what the fuck happened. Listen, after that party, I went home to my husband at the time and my child. Her truth is not that you fucked a nigga. Like, that's not her truth. Listen, Melly.
Starting point is 02:52:21 That is, listen. Fact or fiction. I got you. That's what the fuck it is. Listen to me. There's a reason why Tupac said to me what he said to me that night in that very same party. He did say your girlfriend. He said, I'll say it again, I don't care who you're married to or how many kids you have.
Starting point is 02:52:40 You're still my N and you will always be my girl. There's a reason why he said that so why listen listen he said it because clearly i had distanced myself from him as far as proximity because there was clearly a connection between us and electric and electricity between us from being on tour and i strictly removed myself from that and committed to my marriage at the time. I have a question. And committed to my child and marriage at that time.
Starting point is 02:53:12 You know what I'm saying? And Pac and I had such an electricity for each other that he basically allowed me to understand at that party, at that night, it doesn't matter to me how many times you get married or how many children you have. You will always be my N-word and you will always be my girl.
Starting point is 02:53:31 One, two, three. Aww. So clearly that tells you that I had distanced myself from even allowing myself to be put in a temptation filled situation with Pac. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:53:48 And that was that. And that's that about that. So again, my night ended. I got in my vehicle. I drove home to my husband at the time and my child. She lied. She lied. You physically were not present in whatever.
Starting point is 02:54:04 For a threesome with Tupac and Michelle? No. Yes. Okay, so that wasn't her truth. It was a lie. Because you physically went elsewhere. Well, you know, there may have been a lot of alcohol involved. You physically went elsewhere.
Starting point is 02:54:16 Maybe she thought I was there. Fuck that. Fuck that. She lied. Huh? Melissa said, so Melissa so, Melissa said. Come the fuck on. Why are we hiding?
Starting point is 02:54:29 If you say that you exited stage fucking left and went about your fucking business. I exited. That's not your truth. What is that constant character that they're like, exit. Stage left. Yeah, but that's the truth. I got my part, right? You know what I'm saying
Starting point is 02:54:45 So I wouldn't be a good journalist You wouldn't be He's fucking awesome I love I wouldn't be a good media guy Okay Cause as I said
Starting point is 02:54:56 I What I do Jesus Yoga instructor you You have not showed your shoes either I'm going to I promise baby Are you sponsored by these people? I am not, but they're hot as fuck.
Starting point is 02:55:07 I always go to Twitter. Okay. I go to Twitter. That is some really toxic shit to do, I just want to say. It's very toxic. Okay. So when I went to Twitter, the first thing is they said, does Moni have a fake accent? They already know.
Starting point is 02:55:22 We already know. We went through that. I also said Melissa Ford. Does she drive a Honda Accord? Does she drive a Honda Accord? Do you drive a... Are we really going to talk about that? A brand new Honda Accord?
Starting point is 02:55:34 She know where it's at. Wait, is that the game line? No. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So let me give you the backstory. All right, what's the backstory? I didn't really know Game from a can of paint at all. He was a G.U. in it soldier.
Starting point is 02:55:51 Him, Young Buck, and what's the other one? Lloyd Banks. Lloyd Banks, there we go. Tony Yale. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. G.U. in it soldiers. Okay. 50 Cent, the whole nine, right?
Starting point is 02:56:03 And that was my only interaction with Game. That was how I met him. Yes, yes, yes. G-Unit soldiers. Okay. 50 Cent, the whole nine, right? Mm-hmm. And that was my only interaction with Game. That was how I met him. He was a G-Unit soldier, and that was it. That was all. That was it. Fast forward to 2006. DJ Clue calls me up.
Starting point is 02:56:17 He's one of my very close friends. He's like, yo, M, because I had a reputation at this point. A reputation as what? Did you dis Game? I had a reputation for being like really difficult. As you said, you was zoned out. You didn't know what the fuck was what the fuck
Starting point is 02:56:33 with Melissa. You didn't know who she dated. She was very private. She didn't rest on the coattails of dating somebody famous. You couldn't figure her out. So men had a very difficult time approaching me because they didn't understand what my value system was they didn't understand what I held to be in high importance if I dated famous niggas then really honestly your visibility
Starting point is 02:56:56 is your highest value to me because I didn't broadcast that I dated famous niggas if people caught that information that was their business but I didn't broadcast it I dated famous niggas. If people caught that information, that was their business. But I didn't broadcast it. You never saw me posting about it or promoting it. They didn't, famous motherfuckers didn't know how to approach me because they couldn't lead with their fame
Starting point is 02:57:15 and they couldn't lead with their money. So what do you lead with if you don't have anything else? You don't even really have a personality. So basically, Game tried to kick it to you? I think with their teeth, man. You know what I mean? I love when Nori does that. No, I'm kidding., Game tried to kick it to you? I love when Nori
Starting point is 02:57:25 does that. So Game tried to kick it to you? You're about your teeth in DR right now! You hate it! Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Let me do it, okay? This is Moni being Nori. So Game tried to kick it to you? He never really did.
Starting point is 02:57:42 He never really propositioned me in the traditional sense of, hey, I want to fuck. Or, hey, I want to be your girl. Whatever. Whatever the thing was. Whatever the thing was. He never came at me. So when DJ Clue was like, hey, Melissa, the game tried to come at you and you dissed him, my reputation was as such that people assumed that that was what happened.
Starting point is 02:58:05 That was the ire of which I caught for men was you told them to go fuck themselves and they wrote a rap about you in a negative connotation. That was the what? That was the ire of men. And she's hot.
Starting point is 02:58:27 Oh, my gosh. Are you speaking in English? I'm taking twerk classes right now. Twerk classes? That's my only man. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 02:58:34 Anyways, so I say all this to say four things all at once. Look at this guy. This guy is like a giddy,
Starting point is 02:58:43 giddy, giddy. Whatever you say, Melissa, I likedy. What are you saying, Melissa? I like it. And English. I like it. I like the Queen's English. I fucking love it.
Starting point is 02:58:57 It is fucking genius and brilliant. It's amazing. We could talk outside of here. I'm so scared. I'm going to say it. I'm going to get the flag. I'm so scared you got a Dominican turning red he usually turns my phone off he turns my food I just say all this to say
Starting point is 02:59:20 so he writes I think that this was his love letter to me. I think his love letter to me was wouldn't get far and Melissa Ford, every girl wants to be Melissa Ford, video girl, blah, blah, blah. Whatever the fuck he said. But you never had
Starting point is 02:59:38 a Honda Accord. I never had a, at the time I was driving a fucking Mercedes F-150 Chevy. Was it a diss? It wasn't a diss. It was supposed to be a diss. You felt like it was a diss? It wasn't a diss. It was supposed to be a diss. You felt like it was a diss? No, as a rapper? Everyone felt like it was a diss. Wait, what's the line? What's the line? Let's hear the line. Every video girl wants to
Starting point is 02:59:53 be Melissa Ford, but what they don't know is Melissa Ford drives a Honda Accord and would do anything to go to the Grammy Awards. As a matter of fucking fact, if you had any idea who had invited me to the Grammy Awards that year, fucking nominated motherfuckers, then I said no. I was not who he portrayed me to be. Who invited you to the Grammy Awards?
Starting point is 03:00:14 You went there. I did not go. Was it Usher? Let's be clear. No, it was Ludacris and Chingy. But, mind you. At the time, Chingy had a super hot... No, Chingy was popular.
Starting point is 03:00:27 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was at that time. And I said no, because I was... I like it why you do it right there. It wasn't... But here's the thing. It wasn't because of them. It was because I was so determined to make it on my own, on my own merit,
Starting point is 03:00:44 on my own name regardless of any man that i decided to date i was so dead set against this i don't know how to explain this other the women like her understand how important it was to make it on our own merit and how hard it was and so even lightweight dating somebody, going out with somebody, being seen with somebody, could take away your merit and your talent and all that stuff. Okay, let's be clear. So Ludacris and Chingy invited you to the awards. And I said, and I just, I didn't.
Starting point is 03:01:19 No, it didn't happen. I said no. And then Game. So it was in that same year that Game came out with that song. So what most people don't understand is that it was all rhyme play. Like Melissa Ford,
Starting point is 03:01:36 Honda Accord, Grammy Awards. But you understood that. I understood it. You understand the hip hop of that. So when Clue hits me up and he was like, yo, Game put your name in a song. And I was just.
Starting point is 03:01:46 Because you and Clue had a relationship? We were cool. We were just cool. I know you got thick eyebrows. Just friendship. Just friendship. Come on, keep it 100,000%. No, he was booed up and we were just homies.
Starting point is 03:01:58 And he was like, yo, Em, did you ever. Why does everything have to go back? It doesn't really. I don't know. No, no, no. I just felt like we're leaning into that. No, because y'all always do that. He asked me, he was like, yo, M, did you ever diss Game?
Starting point is 03:02:12 And I was like, you mean the G Unit rapper? And he was like, yeah. And I was like, no, I don't think I did. Does he think I rap? I dissed him. I don't think so. I don't diss people. I'm Canadian. You're Canadian. What the hell? Wait a think so. I don't diss people. I'm Canadian.
Starting point is 03:02:25 You're Canadian. Wait a minute. Canadian people don't diss people? Wait, wait, wait. Come on, man. It's a thing. Canadian people don't diss people? Again, I'm going to say, Canadian people don't diss people. Nobody's answering me.
Starting point is 03:02:41 No, Canadian people do diss people. Canadian people do go in. It's a new thing. Can Canadian people do this, people. Canadian people do go in there. It's a new thing. I want the old school. We're not giving you a Canadian pass. You gave me a Canadian pass, didn't you?
Starting point is 03:02:50 He did, because I don't know what his problem is. He's going to explain it later. So here's the sitch, okay? The reality is is that I just didn't have that part of me
Starting point is 03:02:58 to, like, diss people. Like, what? No, I like everybody. I'm friends with turtles and rabbits and foxes and dogs and kittens. Like, you just... Me neither. You're about to lose Mr. Green.
Starting point is 03:03:11 You better clean that up. Okay, so have you seen the game after this wrecking? Many times. And how is this... And he has said, and this goes back to the story that I was originally telling, Miss Ford, that whole idea that I gave about myself. Respectfully, you understand that there was only you. I could say that about Melissa for every girl wants to be Melissa.
Starting point is 03:03:37 It was art. It was art. It was art. I didn't mean for it to get to where it got. It's your name rhymed and there was no one else to say anything about but you. And I said, I understand, but the masses didn't and they torture me daily because of it. Because that's the first question. When I went to... Yeah, Melissa Ford
Starting point is 03:03:56 Honda Accord, I was like, I've actually never driven one, but however... They're big cars, by the way. However, they have the highest resale value of any car in the nation. So you should do a deal with them. Hold on. What?
Starting point is 03:04:08 I have my hand off of the Honda. I have my hand off of the Honda. No, you need to do a deal with Honda. You need to facilitate that. Honda, do a deal with Honda. No, I have my hand off of the Honda. And use that verse. Boom.
Starting point is 03:04:22 Have you ever ridden in a Honda? I know it's a great, but I've had my I won't even get into it. Everybody stop! I won't even get into it. Stop! Moni Love needs to speak. Hold on one second.
Starting point is 03:04:33 No! You've never been in a Honda Accord? Holy fuck, Mars. Since then, no. Since then? I can't be seen. Even in a Uber? I can't afford to be seen.
Starting point is 03:04:40 You haven't been in a Uber Honda Accord? I can't afford to be seen in a Honda Accord. Okay, I need everybody to pass. I can't afford to be seen in a Honda Accord. Okay, I need everybody to pass. I can't afford to not be a 4. For the love of all things holy, allow me to interject, please. Go in. I would just like to say that there is nothing goddamn wrong
Starting point is 03:04:55 with a Honda Accord. That's a great car. That's it. Yes. That's what the fuck you was going to say? Yes. Fuck, Monique Love. It's true. I thought you were coming with some crazy shit. No. You were going to kill the game. No.
Starting point is 03:05:08 And it was over. But at the time, I drove a champagne-colored Mercedes F550. Not like that matters. Not like that matters because that shit could catch a flat easily. And this is purely a fan question. Do you feel like when you leave a club, people are watching what you drive or what you get into? It depends on how much. Is that funny?
Starting point is 03:05:30 Absolutely. It depends on. They're judging the fuck out of you. It depends on how much they're drinking. And it depends what you've been projecting, guys. No, the reality of the situation is that perception is reality. So it doesn't matter if your car is rented and it's a Ferrari or a Lambo or whatever
Starting point is 03:05:48 the fuck. It doesn't even matter. In this day and age, nothing's real. Come on now, nothing's real. Social media is. Do we hate game for this line? I quite like him. I don't think you should hate game for this line.
Starting point is 03:06:02 I've always liked him. And we've had multiple conversations and he's literally said, Miss Ford. There was nobody else to say this about him. I think he did hip hop. He, no, no, no. Let me tell you something. He looks at this. This is the whole concept of my truth, your truth, his truth, her truth type thing.
Starting point is 03:06:22 He looks at this As paying homage to me I believe it Respect to me I actually believe it You don't believe it? No but I see it You don't believe it Moni? No but here's the thing
Starting point is 03:06:31 Moni says nay But I agree with you I believe he did I agree And I think you feel The same way What kind of whooped ass Homage is that?
Starting point is 03:06:41 I think he Okay wait wait wait It was a very famous lyric And a very famous song. That album, Elevated. Wasn't that with Kanye West on the song? Yes. Yes. But Kanye West
Starting point is 03:06:54 had done a song for Verizon that called Melissa Ford, gave her the Woman of the Year Award. So it's just like, it depended on who you were talking to at the time. Why you ain't started back for that? Why didn't you start back for that? Lupe Fiasco, conscious rapper, starts putting
Starting point is 03:07:11 me in the same category as Melissa, looks like Melissa Ford, thinks like Maya Angelou, which is a very strange thing. I actually spent a lot of time with Maya Angelou. And with her. That's the stigma stigma if you're beautiful
Starting point is 03:07:25 you don't have a brain. That's what they think. That is definitely a stigma that I have always tried to defy. I've tried to be a representative of every woman who is wildly attractive with a bodacious body
Starting point is 03:07:41 but is also supremely attractive. Wait, wait. I've always... bodacious body, but is also supremely attractive. Wait! I've always tried to be a representative of that woman because I meet them all the time. So whenever men try to separate the two concepts, I don't understand the separation. Because it's all I ever come across.
Starting point is 03:08:02 But maybe it's what I'm looking out for. So I guess that's the whole my truth, your truth type thing. It's wonky. It's stupid. You know what I mean? But, yeah. How much more questions in this bitch? I got one more.
Starting point is 03:08:14 Go, go, go, go. We got 17 and a half questions. I love all your questions. Monia. Yes. I'll help you, girl. Another thing. I love Monia, man.
Starting point is 03:08:24 If I get my sister, I have to ask this. Okay. It's a terrible question. Every single question you've asked me tonight is a terrible question. It gets more terrible. Holy shish kebabs. I got strong knees. This is not going to help my question. Let's do some sister love there.
Starting point is 03:08:39 The camera loves this. Let's go. Zoom in. Zoom in a little bit. The minute I asked Moni Love, they always say, did her and Latifah. Oh, you're dirty, oh my God. Not sexy time. Oh my God. What's that say?
Starting point is 03:08:58 Wait, sexy time? Why is that the right time to say all of that? Sexy time? Listen, man. Melissa, what is going on? I'm sorry, sis. You're not saying sexy time. Melissa, what is going on right now? Are you saying sexy time? Listen, man. Melissa, what is going on? I'm sorry, sis. You're not saying sexy time. Melissa, what is going on right now?
Starting point is 03:09:07 Are you saying sexy time? Sexy time? I'm never going to be asked that question. You want to be dead? No, you're not saying that. You're not asking me sexy time. No, I got to ask. Because this is my sister's sister.
Starting point is 03:09:21 I need to be clear on what the question is. So you already know the answer. If I say you's being a fucker. I don't know what the question is. I was not. No, to be clear on what the question is. So you already know the answer. Yes, yes. You just being a fucker. I don't know what the question is. I was not. No, no. Nobody told me about this question. We are family.
Starting point is 03:09:30 Sexy time. Before marriage boot camp, I had my wife over there. We all love each other, but I just want to be a full journalism because... Full journalism. He wants to be full body journalism. This is what he's camouflaging it as
Starting point is 03:09:45 Yes yes There's no journalism No but I need for you Because You know whether it's You know it's still on you You keep saying you know I need for you to just get out what you're asking
Starting point is 03:09:59 What they're saying is They're like They're questioning sometimes You and Latifah's relationship Like sexually? Why? is like, they're like, alright. They question it sometimes, you and Latifah's relationship. Like sexually? Why? Yes. I'm a man, I don't know. He's lying. Let's put him on the slide.
Starting point is 03:10:16 Why would they question it? I don't know. You're lying. I put it on Twitter, and then Twitter, they went crazy. Why? She heard this before. Wait, wait, wait. Melissa said this. I actually follow him on Twitter. You ain't asked none of that shit. I did. I did. I did. I said,
Starting point is 03:10:31 Melissa, look, look, I asked. No, no, no. Okay, I'm going to show you. I'm going to show you what I said. Pull up the tweet, mofo. Okay. This is so easy. Okay. Hold on. You saw the tweet? Okay, I'm going to show the tweet. Okay, hold on. Hey, listen.? Okay, I'm going to show the tweets. Okay, hold on.
Starting point is 03:10:46 Hey, listen, Jamaica, be quiet over there. Block her, block her, block her. Remember this? I love Moni's greatest accent. I slightly hear her accent. I love Moni. Okay, I see that. That ain't what you just said. No, no, no. I didn't ask that. What I ask
Starting point is 03:11:02 is for... What I asked is the Moni and Melissa questions. What I'm saying is one of those questions came up is like this. But can you pull that one up? Can you pull that question up?
Starting point is 03:11:18 Yeah, I can actually. And it was Did you ever hear that rumor about you? Because I heard the rumor about me being gay. Negro. You heard the rumor, right? You being gay? Yeah, I loved it.
Starting point is 03:11:29 Okay. I was like, fuck yeah. Really? You were like, yeah, I'm fucking gay. I was like, I made it. I made it. When they say you gay, you're like, you made it. Like, I don't want that rumor.
Starting point is 03:11:40 And I know I'm not gay. Okay. Lean over for a second. Okay. No, no, stay where you are. Stay in your position that you was just in. Put your leg up. Go back to the position you was just in.
Starting point is 03:11:50 What the fuck is going on? Just lean over. Oh, shit. Okay, lean your leg over. It's about to get real. Lean your leg over. That way? One leg up.
Starting point is 03:11:56 Bring it over here. And then closer. Negro. Oh, shit. I didn't know how this was going. Pull up the tweet about the Latifah me. Pull that up. No, no, no.
Starting point is 03:12:06 It's serious. For real. I hear you, but pull it up. It's there. It's there. Trust me. Pull that shit up, yo. Have you never heard that?
Starting point is 03:12:13 Just trust him. Just trust him. Have you never heard that? Just trust him that it happened. It's my brother. I love him. Okay. Have you never heard that?
Starting point is 03:12:19 I have heard that question before. Yeah. I have, honestly. That there was a gay thing between you? Yeah. And the answer is no. It's really easy. The answer to that is no. The answer to that question before. Yeah, I have, honestly. That there was a gay thing between you? Yeah, and the answer is no. It's really easy. The answer to that is no.
Starting point is 03:12:28 The answer to that is no. Right. Woo! Hooty hoo. That's it? That's it. That was slow time. Slow time with slime.
Starting point is 03:12:37 I feel like we should take a shot to end this. Let's take a shot and end this amicably. No, wait, hold on. Can I just tell a little story? Please. Please do. Let's go. We and end this amicably. No, wait. Hold on. Can I just tell a little story? Please. Please do. Let's go. We're into your stories. Fuck off, Mr. Green.
Starting point is 03:12:51 Don't come again. No, don't get flustered by him. I wasn't getting flustered. No, no, Mr. Green. No, you can go that way. I was going to say, I need more champagne. She wants champagne. She wants champagne.
Starting point is 03:13:02 Yeah, we go. This is empty. It's okay. I like this And can I say No and can I say Thank you Yeah
Starting point is 03:13:08 To Drink Champs No for the No there's a story Behind the pink bottle Champagne Oh yes When we were on marriage When we were filming
Starting point is 03:13:14 Marriage boot camp God damn it Blow us up Okay and Nori Nori was having These cases delivered Daily God damn
Starting point is 03:13:22 Okay Daisy got over here Three thousand Yes he was having A contract these cases delivered daily. Goddamn, totally. Okay. 3,000 cases. Yes, he was having a concert. And I missed the first night when the pink bottles were delivered. I missed
Starting point is 03:13:38 that night. Yes. And Nori knew that. Yes. And so therefore, salute that brother for making sure that they were here in full attendance, in full abundance on this Drink Champs night. Feel, therefore, salute that brother for making sure that they were here in full attendance, in full abundance on this drink chance. Family! Let me just tell you something. I'm going to tell you something, Moni.
Starting point is 03:13:55 You've always been my sister. You've always been my sister figure. But I can never downplay how much of a legend you are in hip-hop. I say that to Busta. I said it to Nas the other day. Nas was like, I went to Club 11 with Nas.
Starting point is 03:14:13 And Nas performed. He performed some shit. And I was like, yo, you. And he's like, why you ain't come up there with me? I was like, I wanted to relive my childhood. I get it. I wanted to watch it. I get it. Like, I didn't want to
Starting point is 03:14:27 be there. And it was a moment in marriage boot camp where we had to write rhymes. And I did not want to do this. Rap battle night. Oh, my God. I did not want to do this task. Right. And I don't know why. I think
Starting point is 03:14:44 they made you go first. They did make me go first. And I stood there and watched just Moni rap. And I'm sitting there holding my... Because my wife is actually my opponent. Right. So, I'm holding my wife's hand. She's on my team. She's on her team. She's on my team.
Starting point is 03:14:59 It's the girls against the guys. Yes. And I just see Moni not lose a step. Like, I'm talking about, it brings me back to native tongue. Yes, sir. And it was just like,
Starting point is 03:15:12 but she's talking about her relationship. Yes, sir. Right. And I'm sitting back and I was like, yo, how the fuck do anybody forget how dope she is?
Starting point is 03:15:23 Like, for real. For real. Like, Moni, and they keep, Moni in the middle. Mon For real. Like, Moni in the middle. Moni. I'm so angry. I'm so angry. I'm so angry. Are you tired of being in the middle?
Starting point is 03:15:34 Oh, I'm exhausted. But here's the thing. My baby Nori, my baby brother Nori, right? He was that particular night on the rap battle night when we were filming. He didn't want to beat it. He was tired.
Starting point is 03:15:48 It was, you know, we had just come through this long quarantine, you know, and he was like, and can I tell you when I saw that brother come alive and become electric? When she rhymed, I was like, you know what, let me just vlog out. And he got to penning.
Starting point is 03:16:03 And his pen got to penning. But she still killed it. And then my wife killed it. Where my wife at? She run? Neri killed it? Yes. Are you crazy?
Starting point is 03:16:11 Neri run? Yes. Yes, she did. Yes, she did. Come over here. Yes, she did. And I was very proud of her. The electricity was buzzing that night during the rap battle when we were filming.
Starting point is 03:16:25 No, but they're serious. Come on in. Come on in. Come here, Harry. There you go. Yes. Yes. I'm in the ace bottle.
Starting point is 03:16:33 You're bubbling in with the ace. All right, got that. Yes. Yes. Okay, and that's my teammate. Yes. Right? On that rap battle night.
Starting point is 03:16:41 You know what? And Dr. Ish was like, ask Moni if you need her help. I was like, I got this. And she was like, I got this. She did not recruit me. No. And I was like, you know what?
Starting point is 03:16:50 Everybody's the artist. They were, by the way, nice meeting you. Yes, yes. Or his wife, Nia. Yes, yes. Nori and Neri. It's meant to be. That day, they were like, all like, hello, legendary, legendary.
Starting point is 03:17:02 Molly Maul, he's a fucking producer. Molly Maul was there? Yeah. Not Molly Maul, he's a freaking producer. Molly Maul was there? Not Molly Maul. Not Marley. Not Marley. Marley. Totally different. And then Amber and...
Starting point is 03:17:15 Amber and Treasure and Brock and Tuff. They're all rappers. I'm the only one. Yeah, and Tuff is another rapper. So I'm like the only one that's not rapping. Hello? So then they're like, you got 20 minutes
Starting point is 03:17:25 To make a rap Right And this is the beat We had headphones Like yours And then I killed it But granted
Starting point is 03:17:33 Yeah she did Granted I'm her teammate She could easily come to me For help She did not No She did not
Starting point is 03:17:39 So but here's the crazy shit What the fuck This is your shit Alright Alright So here's the crazy shit I'm the fuck? This is your shit. All right. All right. So here's the crazy shit. I'm sitting there. I'm ready to deny the exercise.
Starting point is 03:17:49 Right. Yeah, you were mad that night. He was mad that night. Because we had to wear that fucking suit all day. Yeah. And then Moni got up there and was like, and I was like, holy shit. He woke up immediately.
Starting point is 03:18:00 Like, I ain't going to lie. I went back to my native tongue. Oh. Dang. She's like, where's her? Yes. Like, you know, I went back to Buddy. I was like, and up to my seat, her lyrics was so crazy.
Starting point is 03:18:14 I was like, holy moly guacamole. And then I went with, we're your favorite couple, favorite couple. And then that became a hashtag. That's a hashtag. Goddamn, make some noise. Okay, so wait, hold on. Now that wifey's in the picture, and we're acknowledging her, I have to ask
Starting point is 03:18:33 her a question. Okay. You obviously know this man quite well. And I'm assuming that you know him somewhat. Just a couple years. I brought gifts for them because they brought gifts for me. Okay.
Starting point is 03:18:48 And I just want to get your take on whether or not this is accurate. Okay. Okay. They're gifts. And you are a Gemini? Absolutely. You are a Gemini. Okay.
Starting point is 03:18:59 So hold this up to your chest and let her read this. Okay. Out loud and tell me if this is real Okay I don't know what it says Joined a bipolar support group Got kicked out for being too crazy Oh my god
Starting point is 03:19:15 You wanna know something funny I'm a Gemini Oh shit is it accurate We're in the same team Amen Let me pass Virgo right Shit, is it accurate? Is it accurate? We're in the same team. Hey, man. Wait, pass Norah's one. No, let me pass Norah's one. Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Starting point is 03:19:28 Virgo, right? Yes. Okay, I would love to see Virgo. Let me pass it. I need to see if you agree if this is right. Open it up. I didn't read it. Open it up.
Starting point is 03:19:36 Anything with the word crazy is accurate for me. Neri will agree or disagree. No, put it against your chest and open it up. Okay, read it, Neri. Yes, I understand your point, but I'm still right. Oh, my God, I'm still him. And you're still stupid. I would say everything until you're still stupid.
Starting point is 03:19:59 We're trying to hide it, though. They're like, aw, Tito. I'm trying to be nice, but, you know. And so you are a princess my darling. Wait a minute you ain't say nothing about me. Read it out loud. Read it out loud. Read it out loud. You gotta read your shit out loud.
Starting point is 03:20:14 You read it. Pull, pull, push it. There we go. This is cancer. I'm just gonna lay here and sleep away all my unpleasant memories. Awwww Poor cancer. I'm just going to lay here and sleep away all my unpleasant memories. Oh, poor cancer. Poor cancer. They don't even know.
Starting point is 03:20:32 So what sign are you? I'm Scorpio. So I had to choose what my shirt was going to say. So as a Scorpio, my shirt says, I will love you to the ends of the earth. But if you betray me, I'll cut the brake line in your fucking car. Sounds about Scorpio, my shirt says I will love you to the ends of the earth but if you betray me, I'll cut the brake line in your fucking car. Sounds about Scorpio. Yes.
Starting point is 03:20:50 I love you. I love you, Scorpio. I love it. I love these whole signs. I did one for every single sign and I love the fact that you sat in front of us because you could give us the real, the real truth as to whether or not I hit you.
Starting point is 03:21:09 What is going on here? It's affection. It's a girl shit going on. It's a queen recognizing queen. Well, you guys wanted to find a way to appeal to your female audience. And I would say that by... We may be lost.
Starting point is 03:21:22 I would say by George, they've got it. By George. No, but real quick, real quick. I just want to say, Moni, I love you. When I met you, you always advocated for my crew, myself. You always was like, yo, you such a hip hop head. She's the first person with Dream Chance merch. Dream Chance merch, crazy merch. She went to Ed Lover and said, yo, have such a hip-hop head. She's the first person with Dream Chance merch. Dream Chance merch, crazy hood merch.
Starting point is 03:21:45 She went to Ed Lover and said, yo, have EFL on your show. Like, she is so dope, man. And she's such a hip-hop advocate. That's the best way I could have... And when I moved to Miami and I needed to record some shit, EFL put me in his studio on Nori's mic that came from New York. Yeah! It sounded like a rap It's true, it's true
Starting point is 03:22:10 Of course, of course, of course we would do that And thank you, thank you, I love you, Moni I love that I love that you're on the show Because I was like, wait, have you been on Drink Champs? We were in the house and you were like, yeah, I've been on Drink Champs But that you're back here and, you know, I love it Yeah, and I didn't The last time I was on Drink Champs I wasn't you're back here, and you know, I love it. Yeah, and I didn't, the last time I was
Starting point is 03:22:25 on Drink Champs, I wasn't drunk, and this time I'm drunk. I feel like we should take a shot for that and end it. Let's take a shot for that. Let's take a shot for that and end it. Come on, come on. Oh, man. One last shot. One last shot. Yo, Mr. Green. Get the bottle for him, Mr. Green.
Starting point is 03:22:41 I'm so sorry. That's his name from now on, Mr. Green. Oh, no, no. It's the man. Let's go. Mr. Green. Mr. Green, pour one of these. No, I have a shot in here. You don't have no shot.
Starting point is 03:22:57 It's a shot in here. Cheers. Cheers. I don't need it. OK, yes, this is a shot. Queen on Dreamtown. Yeah. Woo! We got a shot. We got a shot. We got a shot.. Okay, yes, this is a shot. Queen on Dreamtown. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:23:06 Woo! Look at that guy. Oh, oh. Woo! Holy shit. We're wrapping. We're done. We're out of here.
Starting point is 03:23:14 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on. Say anything you got coming up before we leave out here. What we got coming up? My frickin freaking lunch. Very true. Your lunch will be amazing. You have a very true. Eventually, I will get my book out.
Starting point is 03:23:33 This is Life Keeps Happening to Me. However, you guys have these t-shirts. That's a whole nine. Line. Line. Go ahead, mama. Oh, I'm drunk. That's all.
Starting point is 03:23:44 And I'm here for the This is a clothing line you're doing It's called Horror Scopes Horror It's the worst part of our Horror the other way Horror Horror-scopes.com
Starting point is 03:23:59 You watch American I do Always Yes I do too It's I love American. Yes, I do, too. Mr. Lee. It's the worst part of our science that we love the most. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 03:24:10 We like the bad and we like the good. Stop calling him Mr. Lee. It's Mr. Green. Mr. Green. Yes, yes, yes. What do you have to say? Mr. Green, go sit on her lap. Be her lap, baby.
Starting point is 03:24:21 What do you have going on? That ain't Celine. Oh, you heard the ain't Celine I'm sorry I'm scared he did this he's not into women you okay alright so what do you have coming up okay so around the table
Starting point is 03:24:36 yeah yeah come on what's happening what do we have coming up so for me well everybody continue tuning into Marriage Boot Camp with, of course, Nuri and Neri and myself. I have that. Myself and Tuff, of course. See how that all transpires.
Starting point is 03:24:58 Not giving any spoilers. But in addition to that, guys, I have, for the first time in several years, I have a single dropping. Yes. The joint with Sky Zoo? I have a single dropping. It's called Divine. It features Sky Zoo, Brooklyn legend. And young Brooklyn legend, Sky Zoo.
Starting point is 03:25:20 And introducing on his first ever official cut being released. Tough. I love that. Yeah. Also check out. Wait, hold on. Wait. Go ahead.
Starting point is 03:25:34 Because of the fact, you know, I just want to say that his first official release, you know what I'm saying? This man is an artist. He's a bona fide MC, one of the best MCs I've ever heard in my life. And that's big coming from me because I'm real stingy with my props. And he's featured on this single. He's going to go on to do his own
Starting point is 03:25:52 shit and create legacy for our daughters. And that's what that's about right there. What you got coming up? I got coming up Well, me and Noria are in Love & Hip Hop Miami We are on Marriage Boot Camp
Starting point is 03:26:10 And of course, hello, let me open this up My juice bar Juice DJ! Juice DJ! It's almost opened That's what I have And make sure you try the acai bowls. Wait, you couldn't try it because you, like, left.
Starting point is 03:26:29 On marriage boot camp, I got sick. I didn't get to do the acai bowls when she did them. Okay, that's a little spoiler, but I'll get to try the acai bowls. All right. Also, if you are in L.A. and you need a podcast studio, looking at the two of you. Wait, can I do it? Can I do it?
Starting point is 03:26:45 Yes, you can. Igasm! Very scary. It's very scary. So I started a multimedia studio in LA. It's called Igasm Studios. And it's part podcast, part small event space, part photography. Photography studio.
Starting point is 03:27:04 And so if you come in and you are a new podcast and you need marketing material kind of developed at the same time that you shoot three to four episodes to have them in the can, to have a really good rollout, we provide all services. Okay. iGasm Studios. Nice. So, however, however, however. Can I do the uh-uh-uh-uh?
Starting point is 03:27:25 I know you got you. I got you, I got you. However, to the two of you, if you are ever in L.A., I would like to make iGasm Studios your home. We would love that. We would love to do it there, yeah.
Starting point is 03:27:35 Okay, I'm just going to wait for the go. Go. I ran out of air. Yeah. Yo, just so y'all know, I ran out of air yeah yo just so y'all know our show is about bigging up our legends
Starting point is 03:27:52 it's about you know so many people you know you got 10 years 5 years 6 years 7 years
Starting point is 03:27:59 in this game people want to say that you washed up or you or it's over for you and I've realized that in no genre in music no genre in any People want to say that you washed up or it's over for you. And I've realized that in no genre of music, no genre in any other place, there's not even a word called washed up. So me and my partner over here to the left of me, EFN, and we made up this show.
Starting point is 03:28:25 We wanted to, you know, big up to people who put in their time, put in their work in this industry. And we want to look, you know, females both in your face and say, we appreciate y'all. We understand y'all. We love y'all. Everything that you've been through, we've been through in our own version of it.
Starting point is 03:28:44 And we want to respect it you know what i mean because um you know being in this industry is tough enough for us as men right so we could imagine being in this industry how tough it is for a woman how tough it is for being a black woman being a strong black woman and we we're going to recognize that. And we're going to salute that. And we're going to say we got your back forever. So if you want to promote. Toenail polish next month.
Starting point is 03:29:15 Dirty toenail polish. If you want to promote. Conk. Conk? Conk salad. Oh I love conk salad. Conch salad? Oh, I love conch salad. Yeah, a Bahamian conch salad. That's Bahamian.
Starting point is 03:29:29 I love conch salad. My point is, whatever the fuck you want to promote, whatever you want to do, this platform is for y'all. Absolutely. We love and respect both of y'all and we want y'all to know
Starting point is 03:29:44 that we know that we know that we ain't get here without female representation, without female love. You ain't get here without a female period. Like Dave Chappelle said. Without a female. Like Dave Chappelle said. We all came through a female's
Starting point is 03:30:00 layer. Absolutely. And we want to sit there in your face face eye to eye and tell you how thankful we are you know how thankful you are for who you is as a person but who you is
Starting point is 03:30:15 as a person Moni, Melissa thank y'all thank y'all for putting this together because I didn't even know y'all had a podcast together I was just like oh they're just friends Yeah yeah So I started
Starting point is 03:30:30 We're still building Because we live in two different states We're trying to figure it out But the reality of the situation is Whether we figure it out And we're in two different states Or we don't figure it out and we stay sisters is our reality. It's easier to be together.
Starting point is 03:30:50 And I really want to be together. I want to be in the same space as you. Sometimes life just has a different plan for you. But you're in the two dopest states. Yeah, no, no, no. Atlanta and Atlanta. We can make it work. Three days, one. Atlanta and Atlanta. We can make it really, we can really make it work.
Starting point is 03:31:06 Three days, one month, We can really make it work. We can really make it work. It will just take a lot of, a lot of effort. You guys are here. It's like a Monday, it happens, blah, blah,
Starting point is 03:31:17 you go home. We have to do a lot of work inside of our real lives to make it make sense. Yeah, I'll make it work Y'all make it work. We'll make it work. But the truth of the matter is that we really
Starting point is 03:31:28 fucking adore each other. Y'all make it work. And that's the part. One, two, three. Aww. Y'all gonna make it work. We're gonna make it work. And what he said
Starting point is 03:31:39 is basically a cue in addition to what Melissa just said for me to say this as far as the flower as far as the flat no it wasn't no no it has nothing to do with me um it was nothing to do with that but in terms of the flowers and and and all of that what you just said um it is an opportunity for me to say this um yes uh i'm 51 years old i'm an an MC and any of y'all, I'll still eat y'all
Starting point is 03:32:06 food. I love it! I'm taking a shot on that. Don't you love that? Don't you love that moment? I fucking love you so much. I love that you own that shit.
Starting point is 03:32:19 I love it. Babe, I love that you own that. Get your mama wanna. I got it. I'm good babe. I love that you own that. Yo, get your, get your mama wanna. I love that you own that. I got it. I'm good. I'm gonna tell Melissa I asked her. She got red. I love that you own your, I love that you own your power.
Starting point is 03:32:30 It got a little sexy. It is what it is. I love it. I'm not responsible. I feel like I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 03:32:38 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It is what it is. We're not responsible. All the horns have died.
Starting point is 03:32:53 I fucking love that. How beautiful is that? This is the last shot. This is the last shot. Yo, fuck you. I want to keep drinking for the rest of the night. I'm not doing that shit. I want to keep drinking for the rest of the night. I'm not doing that shit. I want to keep drinking for the rest of the night. I got to go home at 9 a.m.
Starting point is 03:33:09 After we finish this shit. Yeah, exactly. Give us a glass. You can't change the rules. No, who's doing that? Whack 100? Help. Somebody help.
Starting point is 03:33:16 Of course it's you. Of course, Mr. Green. Of course it's you, Mr. Your tooth evangelist came to you. Like, I had all these shots. I had all these shots. I knew food. All right, listen.
Starting point is 03:33:29 Wait, can I get it? Wait, no, no, no. I'll give it. I'll give it. No, no, no, no, no, no. Mr. Green. Mr. Green is off the chain. Moni Love named you Mr. Green, and that's it.
Starting point is 03:33:41 Who's Mr. Green? Mr. Lee is now Mr. Green. I'm sorry. I am so's it. Who's Mr. Green? Mr. Lee is now Mr. Green. Mr. Green. I'm sorry. I am so sorry. I don't care. Fuck that. That nigga's name is Mr. Green from now on.
Starting point is 03:33:50 I'll tell my father. But this is, this is a lie. This is a lie. All right. I like that. Hey! Come on, Leeann.
Starting point is 03:34:00 You want a shot? Ah. Oh. Thanks for joining us for another episode of Drink Champs, hosted by yours truly, DJ EFN and NORE. Please make sure to follow us on all our socials. That's at Drink Champs across all platforms. At TheRealNoriega on IG. At Noriega on Twitter. Mine is at Who's Crazy on IG.
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