Drink Champs - Episode 321 w/ Angie Martinez & Tiffany Haddish

Episode Date: July 8, 2022

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with two legendary women, Angie Martinez & Tiffany Haddish!  It’s ladies night and we are taking shots and sharing ...some incredible stories!  Angie shares stories of her career, being inducted into the radio Hall of Fame and more!  Tiffany shares stories of her journey in comedy and how she transitioned into one of Hollywood’s most sought out actors!  Lots of great stories that you don’t want to miss!! Make some noise!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆   Listen and subscribe at http://www.drinkchamps.com  Follow Drink Champs: http://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps http://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps http://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps  DJ EFN http://www.crazyhood.com http://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy http://www.twitter.com/djefn http://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions  N.O.R.E. http://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga http://www.twitteSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an iHeart Podcast. Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad. Listen to Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Why is a soap opera western like Yellowstone so wildly successful? The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to the American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Clayton English.
Starting point is 00:01:06 I'm Greg Lott. And this is Season 2 of the War on Drugs podcast. Yes, sir. Last year, a lot of the problems of the drug war. This year, a lot of the biggest names in music and sports. This kind of starts that a little bit, man. We met them at their homes. We met them at their recording studios. Stories matter, and it brings a face to them.
Starting point is 00:01:24 It makes it real. It really does. It makes it real. It really does. It makes it real. Listen to new episodes of the War on Drugs podcast season two on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I'm Michael Kassin, founder and CEO of 3C Ventures, and your guide on good company. The podcast where I sit down with the boldest innovators,
Starting point is 00:01:42 shaping what's next. In this episode, I'm joined by Anjali Sood, CEO of Tubi. We dive into the competitive world of streaming. What others dismiss as niche, we embrace as core. There are so many stories out there, and if you can find a way to curate and help the right person discover the right content, the term that we always hear from our audience is that they feel seen. Listen to Good Company on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 00:02:17 Welcome to Drink Champs, a production of the Black Effect and iHeartRadio. Drink Champs! Drink Champs! Drink Champs! Lack Effect and iHeartRadio. And it's Drake Chess motherfucking podcast, man. He's a legendary Queens rapper. He's a Miami hip hop pioneer. One of his DJ EFN. Together, they drink it up with some of the biggest players.
Starting point is 00:02:47 You know what I mean? In the most professional, unprofessional podcast. And your number one source for drunk facts. It's Drink Champs, motherfucking podcast. Where every day is New Year's Eve. Listen, it's time for Drink Champs. Drink up, motherfuckers. What up, motherfuckers. What it good be? Hope this is what it should be
Starting point is 00:03:07 This your boy NRE What up it's DJ EFN And this is military Drink chance Motherfucking podcast None of that It's drink chance baby It's just drink chance
Starting point is 00:03:15 My bad Make some noise And right now We got the big homie Of the big homie If it wasn't for her Tell him about it It probably wouldn't be me. You don't say it enough.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Say it. Tell the whole story. She told me that I would. She said, I'm going to be sick on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday. I let him fill it in my radio show. And she let me fill in. And guess what? He got to fuck.
Starting point is 00:03:37 This is why we're here right now. She gave me the training. Give it up for me. Give it up for me. Hold on, because we didn't announce it. Were you on there? Oh, sorry, sorry. And then we have our next guest.
Starting point is 00:03:47 And this next guest, I'm going to go ahead and say it. She is the funniest woman on the planet. Nuh-uh. Nuh-uh. Chill. Let me give you an intro. Okay, go ahead and do it. I'm going to text him.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Go ahead, go ahead. She's the funniest woman. Right now, if you do a detector and you say who's the funniest woman on the planet series on the ball oh no and I'm telling you there has been some people who try to debate and try to come at her and say, are you sure? Fuck them. And she came out and she said, fuck y'all. And I'll kick you in your motherfucking face.
Starting point is 00:04:35 And in case you don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, I'm talking about Angie Martinez and motherfucking Tiffany motherfucking Harris. So I'm going to start with you, Tiffany. Okay. Because comedians, y'all been going through some shit. Y'all like the new rappers. Oh, shit. Are we? Y'all is getting attacked on stage.
Starting point is 00:04:51 Maybe we the original and then the rappers came in and now we taking it back again. I'm definitely going to debate you on that part. You can debate me once because stand-up comedy been around since before rap music. Don't get it started. Facts. Don't get it started. You might win this argument. I'm a poet.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Mostly comedians. You and Angie started mostly comedians we not sure but no idea about your rappers but let's just be clear in the 40s there was comedians in the 1800s let's be clear we know you gorgeous
Starting point is 00:05:22 we know you beautiful you got different hairstyles and right now you got the low hairstyle. I don't drink. It's a finger wave. What if Chris Rock made that joke about you? If he made that joke about me? Well, I don't have no husband. Come on.
Starting point is 00:05:35 So would you have the homies attack him? No. The homies attack him? No. What would you have did? Would you have just got back on stage? She's a comedian. She knows what it is.
Starting point is 00:05:43 I'm a comedian. I would have just got back on stage? She's a comedian. She knows what it is. I'm a comedian. I would have just, you know, picked the right moment. I would have played, what's that, Sink Your Battleship? You know, I would have just waited for the moment to, you know, get him back. I know how to use my words. You would have gotten back with comedy. I know how to use my words. As a comedian, when you sink that transition, you said, damn, Chris Rock, he made a G.I. Jane joke. And he actually tried to explain it. He was like, it made a g.i jane joke and he actually tried to explain
Starting point is 00:06:07 he's like it's a g.i jane joke and but the hook already had happened right what was you what was your thoughts my thoughts was there i wonder what that conversation was before that for him to feel like he you know between him and chris there had to be history you feel like he, you know. Between him and Chris? Mm-hmm. There had to be a story there before that. Of course. You didn't think it was just Will's having his own situation? Jay-Z is watching this. So can I please get my, can I please make sure Jay-Z, make sure he keeps, he keeps, he keeps.
Starting point is 00:06:39 I need vodka. You need vodka? OK. Oh, OK. Ciroc. Oh, he did eat also watches. There you go. OK. I like peach Ciroc, okay. Oh, okay, that's a rock. Oh, he did eat also watches. There you go.
Starting point is 00:06:46 I like peach sarat, though. Can we get peach sarat or watermelon? And we pay for it, drink chance, we got a budget. And some clubs, I'm like here for 10 minutes. I got no drinks, what's happening? Let me pour a clean pour for you. Oh, thank you, sir. All right, Chib, that's enough.
Starting point is 00:07:01 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I like a mixed cocktail. Listen, we've never had two girls on. Listen, you interrupted her. She was on another side. Yes, sorry. I'm sorry. I like a mixed cocktail. Listen, we've never had two girls on. Listen, you interrupted her. She was out of the box. Yes, please. Sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:07:09 This is our MO. Sorry. It's cool. It's cool. I went to school with people like y'all. I know what you mean. I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes you just got to be quiet and wait your turn.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And that's what I would do if that was me. If Chris had made a joke like that about me, which he has made jokes like that about me, I would just be quiet and wait my turn. So let's just be clear. And then when I come for you, it's going to be, you're going to know. Let's be clear. Well, Chris had made this joke about Jada years ago, right?
Starting point is 00:07:43 And then he reiterated this joke do you think that's the because I think comedy has no limit in my opinion yeah comedy don't have no limits but if somebody tell you I mean watch your mouth you know and he said keep your wife name on my mom you know I just I feel like you know I felt like I was in high school again and like you know you remember in high school
Starting point is 00:08:07 you know I never made it to high school I dropped out of 7th grade okay so you remember in juvenile detention you remember when you was in 7th grade 7th grade
Starting point is 00:08:15 you remember when you was in junior high school you remember when you was in junior high school and then I went to juvenile detention that's correct you remember when you was in there and then like you know
Starting point is 00:08:20 the weird dude that was kind of quiet be like don't say don't talk to me anymore don't say nothing else or something's gonna happen don't say say I promise you I'm gonna do his name was George Stokes No, he didn't be my Shit
Starting point is 00:08:37 Oh, he said he threw doodle at you do do I didn't know how to fight after that. I was like, what the fuck I never knew Did you fuck with him anymore no me and George Stokes is my man Exactly. So, that's, I guess, the equivalent. Your relationship is coming along with you. And now I'm in a state. I know. I could never rebound from that. I can't never get past that. Guys are different.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Girls don't do that. No, this is in jail. You talk shit at me until I die. I'm never talking shit. So, let me ask you. Is the state of comedy in jeopardy right now?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Oh. Because it feels like people, let me just tell you something. I wanted to do something called free the comedian because it made me feel like damn comedians are are at this moment are being trickled down to not speak what they're saying meanwhile there's a culture the person okay Okay, what? But do you remember when comedians were getting arrested for saying bitch on stage or fuck on stage? We've always
Starting point is 00:09:51 been oppressed and suppressed in some kind of way and have to outsmart it. Lenny Bruce used to get arrested. Dick Gregory, George Carlin. Like, so many comedians used to get arrested. Have you ever been arrested? I've been arrested, but not for my comedy.
Starting point is 00:10:06 But for my brother's shit. But for brother's shit, but never for my comedy. Well, you know what? Maybe that one time that was about my comedy. It doesn't matter. That's not the point of the day. At the end of the day, comedians have, I mean, if you go back to the beginning of what comedy was, we used to, court gestures used to perform for the king.
Starting point is 00:10:22 And if the king didn't like what you had to say he fucking feeds you to the damn alligators lock you up in the back it has always been a challenge for a comedian your job as a comic is to tickle people's souls people you never met before you have to tap in and get them to pull their fucking lips back and show their teeth and make a sound
Starting point is 00:10:40 that go ha ha ha that is a powerful thing right and it's not always easy for everybody and sometimes you're going to is a powerful thing right and it's not always easy for everybody and sometimes you're gonna say the wrong thing and some people gonna fuck with it and some people ain't gonna fuck with it but we have been challenged the entire time i didn't know that the entire time we comedians was getting arrested before nwa google it comedians are getting arrested off the stage if we walked in through the wrong door you can you black you came through the wrong door and you go on stage and then you say, you call
Starting point is 00:11:06 a white lady a bitch or call a white lady something or whatever, you're getting arrested. I need to reiterate what you just said. Did you say comedians been getting arrested before NWA? Yes, nigga, yes. Yes, nigga. If I would have said that on stage,
Starting point is 00:11:20 I could be arrested. Yes, nigga. He's horrified. There was laws against language in certain states. In certain states I could be arrested. Yes You can Fucking poppin since the 1500s my nigga you heard of Shakespeare? Mmm, yeah. You heard of him? Yeah. A little bit. What was he doing? He wrote comedic plays but he didn't necessarily write them all. He was the Tyler Perry of the 1500s.
Starting point is 00:11:53 Yeah, Ghost Rider? Yeah, Ghost Rider? Yeah, yeah, Ghost Rider. She is just like full of information to me. I'm full of information every day. I'm a comedian. I play stupid. I'm not stupid.
Starting point is 00:12:02 Can we talk about your moment? I'm sorry. This is not my show. Sorry. Yes. I play stupid. I'm not stupid. Can we talk about your moment? I'm sorry. This is not my show. Sorry. Yes. Did you see her on the carpet
Starting point is 00:12:10 when she lightly chin-checked somebody? Oh, no. Time out. Time out. That's my question. It's in my notes. Okay. You got it in your notes?
Starting point is 00:12:17 Just making sure. I got you covered. I'm sorry. Go. No, no. Thank you, sis. I got you. I'm here for you.
Starting point is 00:12:21 But that is my second question. Thank you. You can deliver the question, please, because I would like to answer. Can you not? No, sis. I got you. I'm here for you. But that is my second question. Thank you. You can deliver the question, please, because I would like to answer. No, no. This is your show. No, no, no. Please answer, please. I do, boo.
Starting point is 00:12:32 Thank you. I'm so honorable that you are delivering this question. Please. Me? Yes. I have a question. I'm the guest today. I have nothing to admit.
Starting point is 00:12:40 When that lady asked you, she said, so what are you wearing or something? You said costume. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me read. Let me read. Let's talk about it. Okay, the lady asked about her costume change. She was like, bitch, this ain't a costume.
Starting point is 00:12:57 She didn't say that. I didn't say bitch, but I do say bitch in my song. And the new song that's coming out called Look Like. She said, are you going to do a costume change? No, no, she said, she said is, oh, hi, Tiffany. I see you had a little costume change. I said, uh, costume? This is not a costume.
Starting point is 00:13:14 This is custom. Dolce Gabbana, darling, custom for my body. I paid for this. This is not pretend. This is not make believe. This is my life. This is what success look like I don't know she cried right then
Starting point is 00:13:37 You know, then I noticed she may have no shoes on you know I'm from South Central Los Angeles So you know I grew up with people You know we rag on each other But also people try to belittle the things that you're doing As long as I've been in this business I started in 1997 doing stand up comedy And as long as I've been doing it I have encountered so many reporters
Starting point is 00:13:58 And interviewers that try to You know make something big to you Or something Might not even just be big to you or something that might even not just be big to you might be big to the culture try to make it seem so small and like you don't belong and like you weren't supposed to be there and you know
Starting point is 00:14:12 I humbly you know play with I humbly flip it back on them a lot of times they edit that stuff out but this one didn't get edited out it was a moment for her yeah cause I'm oh this passing thank you I treat people with respect and dignity. I treat you the way you treat me.
Starting point is 00:14:29 You treat me shitty, I'm going to treat you shitty. You treat me like you scared, I'm going to treat you like I'm the monster. What did you say when we were back dancing on the shit? Big bitch energy. Big bitch energy. Yeah. I told her we need to explore that. I hate the bait and switch.
Starting point is 00:14:41 You know, somebody will try to get you to do something, and you're like, this is what it is? Okay, cool, I'm going to do it. And then they try to bait and switch you and have it be something else, and then that's when I start bitching. I start barking. I don't play. I will shut something down. But I'm a nice person.
Starting point is 00:14:55 You weren't talking about us. No, no. She's just letting you know that you, too, could get it if you try to come at it any sideways, right? I don't want no problems. I'm not going to make you you cry but i'm definitely not gonna pretend like i'm i'm happy with what you're doing if i'm not happy with it i'm gonna let you know like keep it honest i gotta keep it honest because i'm not gonna be fake with you or like be
Starting point is 00:15:15 you know like smiling in your face and then go like this motherfucker no i'm gonna be like hey motherfucker you know what you did and i'm gonna talk shit to everybody too because i already told you first you know you know where I'm at. So that's how I operate. Hey, Yoaz, hold up a second. I got something to say. Addiction is a treatable disease, but finding the right treatment can be overwhelming and confusing. Shatterproof, a national nonprofit, is here to help without judgment. At Shatterproof, their goal is to help you find addiction care
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Starting point is 00:16:21 have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes. I get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes, but there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no. Across the country, cops called this taser the revolution. But not everyone was convinced it was that simple. Cops believed everything that taser told them.
Starting point is 00:16:42 From Lava for Good and the team that brought you Bone Valley comes a story about what happened when a multi-billion dollar company dedicated itself to one visionary mission. This is Absolute Season 1. Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad. It's really, really, really bad.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Listen to new episodes of Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st, and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Add free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else.
Starting point is 00:17:42 Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser-known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and best-selling author and meat-eater founder Stephen Rinella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here, and I'll say it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways
Starting point is 00:18:15 in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to take us to heal us. It's Mental Health Awareness Month. And on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die.
Starting point is 00:18:52 I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh. You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously.
Starting point is 00:19:05 That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, Connecting changes everything. I'm Clayton English. I'm Greg Glott. And this is Season 2 of the War on Drugs podcast.
Starting point is 00:19:32 Yes, sir. We are back. In a big way. In a very big way. Real people, real perspectives. This is kind of star-studded a little bit, man. We got Ricky Williams, NFL player, Heisman Trophy winner. It's just a compassionate choice to allow players all reasonable means to
Starting point is 00:19:47 care for themselves. Music stars Marcus King, John Osborne from Brothers Osborne. We have this misunderstanding of what this quote-unquote drug thing is. Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. We got B-Real from Cypress Hill. NHL enforcer
Starting point is 00:20:03 Riley Cote. Marine Corvette. MMA fighter Liz Karamush. What we're doing now isn't working and we need to change things. Stories matter and it brings a face to them.
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Starting point is 00:20:22 or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear episodes one week early and ad-free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. So let me just tell you, I interviewed Chris Brown recently. He brought me to a light-skinned nigga meeting. I can't smoke. I didn't even eat or nothing. You're giving me liquor and contact. Chris Brown recently but he brought me to the light-skinned nigga meeting Chris Brown brought me to the light-skinned nigga meeting Drake was there Carmen was
Starting point is 00:20:54 there and I was like wondering what happened with you on Carmen? I don't know. What? I don't know. Is it the pandemic? I don't know. Maybe good. I don't know. I mean, I feel like, you know, I'm successful. That's all that matters. I don't know how to take this one. And busy.
Starting point is 00:21:16 He busy, I guess. And he light-skinned? It had anything to do with light-skinned? I don't think it had anything to do with light-skinned. I've been trying to... I don't want to go back to Chris Brown. Personally. I've been trying to... I like me personally. I like all skin. You know, first of all, you need to have skin.
Starting point is 00:21:29 I've been trying to join... I've been trying to join the light skin karate class, and they don't be accepting me. They're like, you too brown. The light skin karate class? Yeah. Why do you want to be light skin? I just want to do karate.
Starting point is 00:21:41 That's all. You can do karate dark skin. No, I'm also in the dark skin. I'm also into dark skin. Now give me started on who started karate. Player who taught karate from the beginning. It's your color, dark skin. Don't get me started. Tell us, tell us.
Starting point is 00:21:56 Did you just call me dark skin because ain't currently no one having it excepting me neither. Back in 33 B.C. Oh shit. 33 B.C. What the fuck is happening? neither was the brown skin niggas running this shit should not be trying to be in get accepted today. So what? So my own soul house. Yes Come to your house. She's not a black air wine Yeah, what a black air wine
Starting point is 00:22:34 Yeah, you know what everyone is? Yeah, see that's cuz you're black Y'all don't even know about that white brush restored and sell all the organic foods. Yeah, we don't do that That's that big gumbo to right, right there, just in case you want to go. This one's called fly trap, nigga. This thing just gonna have you stuck. And by the way,
Starting point is 00:22:51 in the daytime, we're gonna lay outside. Just in case, you know, we don't want, you know, pass it back. Oh, I got a pass it back?
Starting point is 00:22:59 No, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I'll tell you, take one. No, no.
Starting point is 00:23:05 Hold up, we got more gifts. We got more gifts. We to take one. No, no. Just take it. Hold up. We got more gifts. We got more gifts. We got more gifts. That's just, by the way. This ain't just not a gift to this thing. No, not. That's my personal.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Just take it. You want to take a couple. Take as much as you want. But don't take it all. Just take it. Nope. I'm a woman. Don't ask.
Starting point is 00:23:19 Don't say take what you want, because I'm going to take it all. Yo, but listen. Angie Martinez. No, you can keep your weed. All right, all right. But we got more weed for you. Angie Martinez. I'm gonna take it on yo but listen Angie Martinez you can keep your weed alright alright but we got more weed for you Angie Martinez I'm such a contact guy
Starting point is 00:23:29 I'm gonna be honest yes you are such a legend thank you baby yes truly and really if it wasn't for you
Starting point is 00:23:37 it wouldn't be me in this world and I want you to know that and I always say that you do it's very sweet you're such I believe you I love that you say that and i always say that you do it's very sweet you're such you i believe you i love that you say that and i'm happy that i was part of your journey but you would have found your way i think i would have found my way but guess what it doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:23:53 if i would have yeah it matters that i went through you yeah and tiffany i'm being honest with you you're my favorite female comedian thank you I always watch you and we want to give y'all both your flowers for the record not just female comedian one of the best comedians one of the We got our names and everything. That's so cute. Yes, it is. Dope. It's gold flowers. And for the record, not just female comedian, one of the best comedians out there. One of the best comedians. Thank you. That's right. You're right.
Starting point is 00:24:30 Thank you. I just won a Grammy a little while ago. Yes, you did. Well, now you won a Drink Champs. I won a Drink Champs. This one's your people. Yes. Because you don't know who won the Grammys, but you know who won Drink Champs, God damn it. Yeah, I do know who won Drink Champs.
Starting point is 00:24:43 And you were there. You were deal when I accepted my war you know very fast truck let's go that's where the God and I'm proud of people how do you need to take people like my baby don't words like if the waters on Monday they invite me on Tuesday they like yo you can't come to the war like I go up like oh shit it was yesterday
Starting point is 00:25:02 because they don't want me to come with these motherfuckers Be coming long before Monday But you hosted it yeah, holy moly quack-a-moly Jason Lee this big up Jason Lee Love what they doing I've been knowing Jason for quite some time now. And I support him. You know what? This is a rental. I don't like spending a lot of money on glasses. You can rent things like that?
Starting point is 00:25:33 Yeah, you can rent glasses. Rent your expensive glasses and then you take them back. Look good. I need the plug. I need the plug. I need to do that. Huh? I need to do that.
Starting point is 00:25:43 Yeah, you need to do that. I lose. You're going to lose them I need to do that. Yeah, you need to do that. What are you waiting for? I lose. You're going to lose them? You can rent them. Of course. Yeah, of course. You don't lose them.
Starting point is 00:25:51 No, you rent them, right? And then you give them back like two days later. I feel like if I have glasses for more than a month, I lose them. So I rent them, and then I give them back like three, four, five days later. Then I get another pair. That's some rich shit. Always got new. They cute on you, too. With the short hair. I like it. Shit right here. three four five days later then I get another pair so I'm rich I knew thank you
Starting point is 00:26:11 what's your favorite movie you did I always think of you. I always think of that movie. It's like forever intertwined with the... Essence was... I met like three flossy posses when I did the book signing. How long have you been coming to Essence? I don't remember my first year, but for a long time. Yeah, for a long time. I remember coming like 15 years ago and being like, I didn't notice there was this many black women in the world.
Starting point is 00:26:44 I was like shocked. I was shocked many black women i was shocked i was shocked i think i was like 27 and you were like on the end you've done main stage a lot of times yeah but you know when i from earlier in my career was more mixed audiences so i didn't see a lot of black women not till you know i started coming to new orleans yeah and then i was making movies then but then when i did girls trip here that's when when, like, I was like, yo. I started doing, my shows would be sold out and it'd be all black women. I'm like, dang. You know something's good.
Starting point is 00:27:11 If I was a man, I would be at a Tiffany Haddish show. Because it's a lot of single women. You know Charlie? Yeah. If I was a man, I'd be, if I was a single man looking for a good woman, I would be at Tiffany Haddish. Because all those women, they just want to laugh. They all work.
Starting point is 00:27:27 They all got jobs. And most of them are single because they're successful. But some men can't handle successful women. What's up with that? Let's get into that a little bit. Let's talk about that. What's the deal? What's the deal? What's the deal? Why don't men want women that make more money than them?
Starting point is 00:27:44 Why would you be intimidated by that? I got one. He's in no way intimidated by what I do. But it took a long time. One, two, three. No, no, no. It took a long time for him? No, it took a long time for me to get to that place. What's the place?
Starting point is 00:28:01 Is it somewhere I need to be? Because I'm definitely humble. I still cook. I still sweep. No, I think the place is just...? I need to be because I'm definitely humble. I still cook I still sweep in We don't cook or clean Yeah I don't want to suck that much dick. It made me tell. Mike was like, I'm out. I'm out. I don't know. I think out the gate, you got to look for whatever the thing is that...
Starting point is 00:28:37 What's the thing? The thing is in the person. If the thing is I want somebody who's not intimidated by success or supports my success, then I think instead of when you go out and you meet somebody, you've got to look for that specific thing. You've got to look for somebody that is excited about your career, that encourages you. I have to look. I'm already everywhere. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:56 No, no. I'm saying when you pick. Okay, when you choose. That probably makes it harder for you, though. And it's harder. It's harder for me. I'm going to let the girls talk this one out because this sounds good. No, I'm in here.
Starting point is 00:29:04 We in on your podcast teach me I think you have to you have to mindfully choose the things that are important to you so we get distracted somebody told me
Starting point is 00:29:14 the best dating advice everyone's like what are your three core values and then find them in somebody else because they might not come in the package you think they're going
Starting point is 00:29:23 to come in they might not come they might not look like you want you get distracted by he's funny he's he got swag he's fly he's this and it's not about values right like so if you could be all the way in touch with whatever your core values are and then look for the same thing as somebody else you might be more mindful of who you connect and who you draw to you because sometimes you can miss them you can you can miss somebody because they're in a different package and but they're the right person for you but you don't even know
Starting point is 00:29:48 it because you're not looking for that exact thing so you know i'm saying does that make sense yeah that makes sense let's get on it okay expectations are so low right now let's break them down what are you attracted to what What is the thing? Sorry, this is drink. The thing that um, that you always get you like what's the design always gets me? Yeah What's the first thing? Uh the smile they think I good teeth It is a value for me because I don't know if he got good clean nice teeth Look you said what I'm attracted to so No, no, what do you draw to you? What do I draw to you? Yeah, like what?
Starting point is 00:30:46 I don't know. I draw on a lot of things, but I be moving so much, I can't really pay that much attention. Who is getting your attention? When you do land. My rose is getting my attention. Your rose, rose, rose? My rose. No.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Who? No, my little. We're going to figure this out. We're going to figure this out. And the women, if anybody know where the rose is, you know where it is. Oh, the little thing, the cookie thing on Instagram gon' figure this out And the women If anybody know what a rose is You know what it is Oh, the little The cookie thing
Starting point is 00:31:07 On Instagram Oh, I went the wrong way with that I'm thinking That's all you need to say I don't gotta be nice to the rose I just, you know Just watch it They don't talk back
Starting point is 00:31:15 It always works What is the rose? It always works You know, so Oh, it's a birthday Just forget it Just forget it We're highly offended
Starting point is 00:31:23 I don't know what the fuck's going on It's a boyfriend? Just forget it. We're highly offended. I don't know what the fuck's going on. It's a secret. Don't worry about it. Don't even worry about it. So your rose is your boyfriend? Pretty much. Right now. But also, your money is your boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:31:37 No. OK. No. That's your hair now. OK. No, my money's not my boyfriend. I would say probably my art is my boyfriend. That's the most gratifying thing to me, like being able to perform,
Starting point is 00:31:47 being able to share, hearing laughter, knowing that, you know, I'm like, you know, being effective in the environment. That is, that's my boyfriend probably. And it probably takes the most of your time. It do take the most of my time. That and then, you know, I need sleep. Are we supposed to Make some noise to sleep The best things happen to me in my sleep what happens girls no no the roads don't happen in my sleep
Starting point is 00:32:21 We killing it Everything I like. That's your man. Who is he? I don't know. He live in my brain. That's what I'm saying. He sleep a lot.
Starting point is 00:32:33 We got to make Weird Science 3. He's a black girl version. Does this guy have a job? That's a good idea. Weird Science 3, by the way. Does he have a job, this guy? This guy? No, he has a career.
Starting point is 00:32:44 He don't have a job. What does he do? The man in your brain. The man in my brain. What does he look like? Maybe we know him. He is taller than me. Okay.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Mm-hmm. He don't have no face. He don't have no face, but he say the best thing. His name is No Face? His name? I don't know what his name is. That's a school face killer. In my dreams, I call him husband.
Starting point is 00:33:03 That's my favorite word. That's fine. That's my favorite word. Husband. And then, like, in my dreams, I call him husband. That's my favorite word. That's fine. It's my favorite word. Husband. And then, like, in my dreams. But he don't talk back because he got no face. No, but he talk back, though. I can hear him.
Starting point is 00:33:12 Oh. Yeah, because he's my husband. Okay. Got it. So I can hear him in my brain. He don't need to talk for me to know. That's called ESP. Is it ESP?
Starting point is 00:33:21 I'm not sure. Connecticut. Whatever. You dream already, so. It's my dream. It's my dream. It's my fucking dream. It's whatever. It's my fucking dream.
Starting point is 00:33:26 Okay. And then, like, he be cleaning the house for me. Nice. And everything. And then when I get home, he run a bath. He wash me. Nice. He wash me like I'm a baby.
Starting point is 00:33:42 He be lifting up my arm and everything. Cleaning up my armpits. He be cleaning everything. You know, cleaning everything. Then he oil me down. Wow. Then he tucks me in. He tucks him in, me. Then I wake up. It's the best.
Starting point is 00:33:52 So you straight? No, straight. You don't even know? I don't know if it's my house because it don't look like my house. I'm assuming it's his house and it's from his career. I don't know what he do, but he take care of me. He take care of you? He take care of you?
Starting point is 00:34:00 He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? He take care of you? I don't know if it's my house because it don't look like my house. So I'm assuming it's his house and it's from his career and I don't know what he do, but he just,
Starting point is 00:34:07 he look, he take care of me. Hope y'all don't break up. I think as long as he live in my place, I'm good. Cause a new face and no face are your dreams. So no face mean,
Starting point is 00:34:21 you know, I think, well, I have did my research and a no face mean like I can put anybody in that position. Anybody. You know, and I think it is a position. I'm going to call it the CFL
Starting point is 00:34:30 position in my corporation. The chief own. No, no, no, no. He clean fucks and leaves because he clean fucks and then I wake up, he gone. Got it. And so. The CFL. It's my dream. She's hiring for CFL position. Now y'all thinking about what I just said. No, I've been thinking about what you said from the beginning. He clean the house. They're about to leave. They's hiring for CFL. Now y'all thinking about what I just said.
Starting point is 00:34:45 No, I've been thinking about what you said from the beginning. Clean the house. They're about to leave. They're going to leave us. No, we're not leaving. My dreams suck. I'm going to just take a second. We need female power.
Starting point is 00:34:54 You do. By the way, you need more women guests on the show. You never have them. No, you do have them. It's not because of us, though. What is it? I was trying to call you when you had Cardi B on. And I was like, damn, can you hook me up with Cardi B?
Starting point is 00:35:06 And I was like, that's kind of corny. I can't call Angie. And you called me. I'm in a Dominican spot the other day. I did. In the daytime. You called me, and me and my wife is in a Dominican spot, and I'm not going to lie to y'all.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Loud, loud. I was like, no, it's not even dark outside yet. We're like, yeah, Angie Martinez called me. I said, what's going on, sis? She said, what are we doing at Essence Fest? don't know but now yeah let me ask a question to both of y'all and there's no mixers on drink champs I'm not allowed to have a little something in the vodka. All right. I'm going to take a look. Can you pour me a shot, too? There you go, Angel. Pour me a shot.
Starting point is 00:35:46 Oh, Jesus. That's sweet. You sure you don't want my mojones? Really good. It's tasty. No, thank you. Tiffany and Angie, we don't know if you know, but our show was about celebrating our guests and showing that black excellence, Latino excellence, which I'm both.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Delegate the weather. Exists everywhere. And we're going to continue to salute our folks, our people. Because you know what? If we don't do it, who the fuck is going to do it? We going to do it. So we going to do it. Salud, God damn it. Salud.
Starting point is 00:36:17 Salud. Dale Que Tu Puedes. That was good. Yeah. That was good. Yeah. So hold up, Angie. We got to talk about you getting into the space. No, you getting into the space. Yes, the Hall of Fame.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Hall of Fame. This makes a noise for Angie. My team is going to be on the Hall of Fame. I cried that day. No, you didn't. I swear to God. I wanted to be invited to the ceremony. I realized that Fat Joe and everyone, if Fat Joe's there, I'm there.
Starting point is 00:36:53 But Jesus, Luis, it's not only because you're Puerto Rican, which I am. It's not only because you're hip-hop. It's because you're a real person. Thank you, baby. And to be inducted into the fucking Hall of Fame. Yeah. That's such a fucking big. That's Mookie Wilson shit.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Thank you, baby. You got salsa water? Okay. No, this is tonic. That's what I mean. What the fuck? What happened? What do you mean what happened?
Starting point is 00:37:22 I mean, 25 years of a career. But who's to call when they say, when they say, they call you and say, can I see? Yo. No, the crazy thing is
Starting point is 00:37:30 I had been nominated a couple times. Several times. And didn't get it. And a couple years ago, maybe two or three years ago, I was nominated and didn't get it.
Starting point is 00:37:40 I don't know, some other guy got it. And people advocate. People like, you know how like, you advocate for like, I'm not saying you, but in your space, space like for an award you gotta go to the you gotta you gotta campaign you gotta do and i didn't do any of that so i never got it and so then this
Starting point is 00:37:54 last time i got nominated from a different category where you don't really have to campaign because the the committee i guess certain people vote and they voted for me and so i got in but um no it was crazy it was just crazy and the wild shit is and maybe you could you probably understand this i never gave a shit about awards yeah my whole life no not even it's about the people it's about the people so what what i get what will get me choked up is some little girl from brooklyn and bronx tweeting and she should be in the hall of fame that will get me emotional right somebody giving me a a thing from some people I don't know in a room of people I don't
Starting point is 00:38:30 know please no this is amazing I accept this award okay thank you very well done sir no but I'm saying I've always been I never really gave a shit about awards I never understood why people put so much into it because it usually comes from a group of people that don't know your value don't really respect your value but you have to go so hard and far and above and then it's just like fuck you i've been working i got people i care about the people i serve i don't really care about the words but i went to a school a broadcasting school black and brown kids in there i look up and your mother was in radio my mom's in radio i look up at the wall. And your mother was in radio as well. My mom's in radio. I look up at the wall. It's all the Hall of Famers.
Starting point is 00:39:06 And there ain't nobody up there that look like me. Wow. And that was the day I was like, oh, I get it. Yeah. It's not even about a piece of this for me in my house, which is nice. People come over. People salute you. And I drink it all the time.
Starting point is 00:39:19 People put it in front of your name, Radio Hall of Fame. And I'm like, that's nice. I appreciate it. But the dope shit is that when you go to a broadcasting school there's a puerto rican girl up there on the wall next to you know uh who i don't know who you know orson welles you know bob hope angie martinez you know we gotta make noise for that and that doesn't mean i'm not you know i'm humbled and I'm thankful for whoever, all the people who voted for me. I'm grateful for it.
Starting point is 00:39:47 But I'm just saying that's changed something for me. When I used to not give a shit about awards, it really did mean something for me to be in the Hall of Fame. For the representation of it, you know what I'm saying? More so than the hardware. The hardware to me is like. Just so you know, it not only meant something to you, it meant something to our culture. Yeah. Because.
Starting point is 00:40:04 But when I did my award, I said, I'm grateful for radio. Radio gave me a whole career. But it's the hip hop community that really has held me up my whole career. I couldn't be doing a different type of radio. You were the only person that got to interview Biggie and Tupac. You always say that. It's true. I mean, what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:40:22 That's just so amazing. What did Tupac smell like? I always wonder what, it's true. I mean, what I'm saying, that's just so amazing. What did Tupac smell like? I always wonder what he smelled like. I felt like he smelled like Swisher Sweets and the best weed. There was definitely a lot of weed. He's really annoying when Tupac smells like Swisher Sweets. I'm smoking Swisters right now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:37 I'm smoking Swisters right now. It was definitely a similar scent to what's happening in the air. You know, I never met Tupac neither. I met every other rapper. So, you know what? I would like to. That's a thing, right? Yeah, it's a really good thing. Yeah, so how met Tupac neither. I met every other rapper. So, you know what? I would like to. That's a thing, right? Yeah, it's a really good thing.
Starting point is 00:40:48 Yeah, so how was Tupac? I mean, I have a dope ass. Like, people ask me, like, I see people coming up after me and different things that happen. I'm super grateful that I got to witness so many pieces of this culture on so many different levels. You know what I'm saying? So that is definitely something I cherish. Would you have ever wanted to be a part of any other, like, ad, like timeframe, like any other generation of it?
Starting point is 00:41:10 I was a fan of the people who came before. So would you have wanted to have been in the radio then? I wasn't in the game when Big Daddy came and Rakim and, you know, I was a kid, like, oh, shh, they were like fucking heroes. Big Daddy came with Stone Town. He was Stone Town. He was like, he gonna be my baby dad maybe
Starting point is 00:41:26 he's not married he's still did you see Big Daddy Kane when Naomi Campbell and the other white girl no no not now
Starting point is 00:41:33 that was when I was like you know 11 he's still doing his thing I know I've seen him recently and I was like maybe we can look into this
Starting point is 00:41:41 is he married I don't want to be disrespectful no that's I don't want to be disrespectful maybe he's a guy you dream I could call Big Daddy Kane right now. No, I don't know. I call Big Daddy Kane right now.
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Starting point is 00:46:30 Because imagine, I'm in New York. New York hip-hop is happening. I'm starting my career. So is Mary J. Blige in New York. Everything is in New York. Everything is in New York. CNN is in New York. Mobb Deep is in New York.
Starting point is 00:46:38 Nas is there. Jay is starting his career. So I get to grow up, because I'm 18 when I start on the radio. I get to grow up on the'm 18 When I start on the radio I get to grow up on the radio In New York In the 90s The same time Everybody else does The quote unquote golden era
Starting point is 00:46:53 Yeah so when people You know So this is why I still have The friendships You know you can't You can't form friendships Like we have had Being in the game this long
Starting point is 00:47:01 But the one thing I can tell you I can tell you Angie And this is one million percent honest Us doing this for six years now six years now The difference between us and these guys these guys use us for a platform and they'll come and hang out and get drunk But you they trust you Thank you. That's a totally different thing i i swear to god i watched you the other day just to watch you and i was like damn this is why she's the goal and i'm talking mom you're so sharp and accurate and you're fine and i can't lie to you i'll be like because you know i come
Starting point is 00:47:40 from you because i'm your i'm like i'm your leniently i'm your if you because I'm your lenient. If you RZA, I'm your method man. I just saw meth on the plane, by the way. For real? He's here. I know he's married. That's like my big brother. I'm just trying to figure this out for you. That's all.
Starting point is 00:47:56 Oh, no, no, no. Whatever it is for me is not in the industry. I want him to wash dishes. Oh, yeah. Why can't he be in the industry washing dishes? Some people in the industry wash dishes. I mean, I ain't never met Nobody in the industry That was like
Starting point is 00:48:05 I'm cool with washing dishes Sweeping the floor And cleaning your toilets And wiping down your lights Why does he have to Clean your toilets Because that shit Thinks he's wearing
Starting point is 00:48:13 Joyous socks That cover his ankles With some basketball shorts With no shirt on Coconut oil all over his shirt You're going too far You're going too far And he's fucking
Starting point is 00:48:20 Scrubbing the toilet That shit's hot You can't take her down Like a rap Cause she goes far I'm far be honest He started in that part of the head What if you have somebody clean the toilet for you? Yeah, I don't know how we can remember. Maybe he takes care of that person coming over.
Starting point is 00:48:45 I want to see him do it. I like acts of service. I got my love language, acts of service. Acts of service. All right. I think the ultimate service is like taking care of me, making sure my environment is like wonderful. And you would do the same as well? I would.
Starting point is 00:48:59 It wouldn't be just him cleaning the toilet. Do you do that for your wife? Do you do that for Nary? What was the last act of service you did for your wife? No, I hired motherfuckers, motherfucker. Right now. Right now. She wants to eat some eggs. She wants to eat some eggs. Look at that. Act of service. Yeah, what are the acts of service that you do? No, no, but by the way. Because rich men don't want to do acts of service, but if you get with a motherfucker that's like middle class, he's going to do all the access service.
Starting point is 00:49:28 He's going to look out. I'm not sure. That sounded extra. He's doing more access services. A rich man like, I'm rich. I'll just hire somebody for it. A middle class man will be like. I'm not that rich.
Starting point is 00:49:41 Okay. I love you, and I want you to be happy in every single fucking way. So I'm going to do that. Can I make some noise for that? Yeah, make some noise. So you going to wash the dishes?
Starting point is 00:49:54 Are you going to clean out the refrigerator? This is my kids. I can't even get my kids. Nori ain't doing none of that shit. I can't get my kids to take it. Neri's over there rolling her eyes.
Starting point is 00:50:01 She know me. My son is behind you. I can't get him to take out the garbage. Damn, bro. Come on. Set the bathroom. I'll do everything else. I can balance your checkbook and make you ten times more money.
Starting point is 00:50:14 You wouldn't clean up the house? Clean up. But if you're not good at cleaning the house, that's my thing. I'm not good at it. But if you even try, the fact that trying is like hot. You're like, okay, I'm going to pick up all the toys. This is the best conversation we ever had on a drink test. I don't hot. I'm going to pick up all the toys. I'm going to pick up all the toys.
Starting point is 00:50:27 I feel satisfied washing the dishes and getting them to the kitchen. I'm going to fold up the blankets on the couch so we can cuddle under these sheets later on the couch. And I'm going to watch a little Netflix and play on the couch. Just clean up. Just straighten up. Dust a little bit. Sweet. That shit's hot.
Starting point is 00:50:43 She took nothing from my conversation about pick your values and nothing. She's just still little bit sweet. She took nothing from my conversation about, you know, pick your values and nothing. She's just still on the toilet. I'm not on the toilet. I want to see. You ever seen a man sweeping no shirt on and have his back be flexed? With the Jordans on? With the Jordans with the socks on? She want a diesel juice sweeping.
Starting point is 00:50:59 No, it could be a skinny juice sweeping. That guy could still rob you, though. Why you got robbed. Angie, Angie, why you got robbed? I don't know why it's my go-to bad scenario. I don't know why it's my go-to. I've never been robbed in God. You got robbed by someone sweeping your house last year.
Starting point is 00:51:19 No, no, I'm just saying he could do all the bad things. Let's take another shot. She's got a host tonight. I have to go host tonight. Let's take another shot. Let's take another shot. Let's take another shot. I don't need no more shots. She's got to host tonight. She's got to host the main stage. I have to go. I have to go host. I'm not eating the meal. I have to go host.
Starting point is 00:51:29 Pissing. I'm hosting tonight, too. What are you hosting tonight? The private jet back home. Okay. And I'm going to go and host that concert that Janet Jackson's performing at. So. Oh!
Starting point is 00:51:41 Thank you. All right, one more shot. One more shot. One more shot. So, you know, I want to do an excellent job. I don't want any more shots. I want to have an excellent job. I don't want any more shots. I want to have a shot. She is focused.
Starting point is 00:51:49 She is responsible. You got responsibility. Let me tell you something. I don't have responsibility. Take it care of me. Because she will go big bitch on you. That's what she said. No, I'll listen.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Outside is the conversation we had. We should talk. Go on you. You don't want it. You don't want it. Oh, shit. I don't want that. You don't want it. While he's sweeping
Starting point is 00:52:08 without the shirt. Tiffany says she will go big bitch on somebody. You like when your women make animal noises? That's all good. Can I book somebody for my podcast
Starting point is 00:52:16 on your podcast? Yes. Because you know I'm launching my podcast. Can you book Tiffany Asch? Tiffany, can you do my podcast? First of all, first of all,
Starting point is 00:52:22 hold on. I want to do your podcast. Can I do it? Can you book us first? Can you book Dream Champs first? I've been trying to, but I want, but it ain't, it's a different type of conversation. Okay. It's way different, and I want to have, I would much rather have this conversation.
Starting point is 00:52:33 This conversation is cool. Oh, she just disrespecting you. Yeah, we having fun. Dream Champs is cool. I mean, I watch, I watch Dream Champs often. All the time. Really? I do, I do.
Starting point is 00:52:40 I watch you guys a lot. You don't realize how good you are. That's why you don't realize how great this episode is. Right. It's a great episode because you're really funny. And I'm going to take one shot. I don't know. You're trying.
Starting point is 00:52:48 Just your storytelling is amazing. You know, I'm just manifesting at this point. The whole episode been me manifesting. That's it. I like it. That's it. Period. If you pay attention to what I'm doing.
Starting point is 00:52:59 That's why I'm doing an episode of my podcast about manifestation. I want a no-faced motherfucker. That clean the house. That clean the house. What that mean? Angie, when does your podcast start? We launch next week. I'm so excited. Could you imagine after all these years? We finally got it.
Starting point is 00:53:12 We're coming through. We're coming through. I can't do it. I can't do it. We got that fly trap. Got that fly trap. Who trying to get stuck? Not me.
Starting point is 00:53:20 Gumbo, what up? I'm trying to get out the fly trap right now. No, no, no. Stay in the fly trap. Stay in the fly trap. Stay in the fly trap. Stay out the fly trap right now. So I can go to my next job. Stay in the fly trap. Stay in the fly trap.
Starting point is 00:53:31 I'm getting out the fly trap. I gotta go. I'm sorry. I have to go do sound check. When you're successful, here's the thing with success. Don't disrespect us. I know you know because you host practice too. You know. You know. You posted events. Don't disrespect us. Don't disrespect us. I'm not, because I know you know, because you host practice too. You know, you know.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Okay, because we need drops. You have to, it's not just about preparing, it's like, you got to go to the venue, you got to do a sound check, you got to see what the sound is like,
Starting point is 00:53:56 so you know how to project to the people, so that you can touch base. She got to go. I got to go to the sound check. But we need some drops. I also got to get, I also got to do my responsibilities, you know, my due diligence. Janet Jackson.
Starting point is 00:54:08 Janet Jackson might want me to do a couple of drops. I ain't mad at that. You know what I'm saying? I might have to do a backflip right quick or something. You know, I might have to get down underneath the velvet rope and come back up. I don't know what the fuck's about to happen. I got to go be successful. Yeah, I understand.
Starting point is 00:54:23 So what do y'all need? You got three minutes. No, no,. When y'all leave, you got three minutes. No, no, no. You know what? We just do the drops. Let's do the drops right now. Do them right now. Yeah, do the drops. I'm not trying to be shady. But let me give you your flowers before we leave. I love you.
Starting point is 00:54:37 We haven't had this much female presence and I want to thank both of y'all for being here, coming through because we at Essence Festival having a great time. You can't be out here interviewing dudes at Essence Festival. We can't be interviewing dudes at fucking Essence Festival. It was amazing.
Starting point is 00:54:53 So thank you to the biggest and right now, the best female comedian in the fucking world. Thank you. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. fucking world. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And to the biggest and best radio personality. I'm good, I'm good.
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