Drink Champs - Episode 333 w/ Kevin Hart

Episode Date: September 23, 2022

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the one and only Kevin Hart! The legend himself sits down with the Champs for a legendary interview!  Kevin talks a...bout standup comedy, his movie career, his legendary journey and much much more!  Lots of great stories that you don’t want to miss!! Make some noise for the iconic, Kevin Hart!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆 Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.com  Follow Drink Champs: https://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps https://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps https://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps https://www.youtube.com/drinkchamps  DJ EFN https://www.crazyhood.com https://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy https://www.twitter.com/djefn https://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions  N.O.R.E. https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga https://www.twitter.com/noreaga   Check out our Culture Cards NFT project by joining The Culture Cards Discord: Link below 👇 https://discord.gg/theculturecardsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:49 You know what I mean? In the most professional, unprofessional podcast. And your number one source for drunk facts. This is Drink Champs motherfucking podcast. Where every day is New Year's Eve. It's time for Drink Champs. Drink up, motherfucker. And right now, in case the people don't know who we're talking about, who we're about to interview, who we're in front of, we're in front of one of the most funniest people on the planet. I like that.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Hands down. I like it. Icon. I love that. Legend. That's dope. I was in his first movie. Damn sure was.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Paper Soldiers. We did not get paid it's true we got rock and wear gear a lot of it at least I don't remember if it was a lot or not
Starting point is 00:04:51 but the man has went and I went and I looked at his early comedy and from
Starting point is 00:04:58 places that he's come to where he at now there is no one who's ever done this. I went to his show yesterday. He had all of his friends
Starting point is 00:05:08 on the show with their scene, with their own dressing rooms. I don't think me and you got our own dressing room. We don't. We stuck. In case y'all don't know
Starting point is 00:05:18 who the hell we're talking about. We're talking about the one, the only, motherfucking Kevin Hart! Kev, I got to tell you straight up and down, I thought that was amazing. Thank you, man. When I came there,
Starting point is 00:05:31 you are like the Wu-Tang clan of comedians. Like, you the RZA, but then you got Red and Meth. Yeah. And you got Ghostface. Yeah. How the fuck, because I went there yesterday,
Starting point is 00:05:45 I said, damn, his boys, his crew, and they're getting paid. Yeah, I mean, they're very much,
Starting point is 00:05:54 they're a high, a high reason for the success. You know, I mean, my success is their success, their success is my success. So, this group that we put together,
Starting point is 00:06:04 man, we've been touring for over 10 years together i mean i want to say it could it could even be longer and uh we're talking about of course uh joey wells naeem lynn spankhorn and those are the comics um but then it goes down to a plethora of other individuals that represent the Plastic Cup Boys, which is a name that we gave ourselves and it's all based off of the idea of a rare solo cup and what that
Starting point is 00:06:33 represents. It represents a good time. We're a good time. We're good energy all the time. Shouts out to Harry, Boss, Wayne, Spank, Naeem, Joey, Quan, John. Spank, Naeem, Joey, Quan, John. You know, that energy that has provided what I believe to be the solid circle that we are in, that we operate in. It helps me operate at a very high level.
Starting point is 00:06:57 So I say I'm very loyal to my guys. And in return, they're loyal to me, man. But it's a good feeling when you look back and you look at the thing that you've built and it's not a you thing, it's a we thing. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:07:12 Because this is how you know Spank is getting a lot of money. He was just sitting there changing his bandage in front of everybody. I was just like, what the fuck? Blood was just moving.
Starting point is 00:07:19 No one said nothing. Yeah, that's not a lot of money. That's just stupid. Spank is just being stupid. That's very nasty. Another thing I noticed, this is how I know you're getting a lot of money. That's just stupid. Spank is just being stupid. That's very nasty. Another thing I noticed, this is how I know you're getting a lot of money. And I'm not counting your pockets,
Starting point is 00:07:30 but I want to big you up. You're trying to get me robbed. I want to big you up. You're trying to get me robbed. I want to big you up. This is a high-level robbery. Your security had on a Daytona. He's not scaring nobody.
Starting point is 00:07:42 Yo, listen, I'm going to be honest with you. If a motherfucker tells me to shut up and you got a Daytona, I'm gonna be honest with you if a motherfucker tells me to shut up and you go to the Daytona I'm like nah nigga you shut up because come on
Starting point is 00:07:51 who he scared he got a house on his wrist yeah I don't listen security needs security I cannot confirm I cannot confirm or deny
Starting point is 00:07:58 oh no I took a picture of it I wanted to make sure I was studying yesterday look man yo success success is success is whatever you want it to be I wanted to make sure I was studying yesterday Look man You know Success Success is Success is Whatever you want it to be
Starting point is 00:08:09 And for the individuals Around me I think There's different layers to it There's different levels to it And I think We all share Different versions
Starting point is 00:08:18 Of what we feel Our success is But the biggest win Is that we're still together You really want to talk About the biggest win The biggest win is that This tour is still going on.
Starting point is 00:08:26 God damn it. Egos have not fucked us over completely. We have not put ourselves in a position where we are our own demise. And that's what happens a lot of times in this business. I mean, I've talked about it several times before, especially within our culture. I pride myself on trying to keep this thing that I'm very passionate about together right like let's let's be consistent let's do the work let's motivate and inspire one another and to date we've
Starting point is 00:08:54 done that so we've we've watched each other turn from boys to now men I mean you know we've watched each other have families kids wives like it's we've literally been we've all been together that long to see each other grow. To see each other grow together. Yeah, so it's bigger than the career. It's bigger than just the moment on stage or the tour. That's family.
Starting point is 00:09:15 It's family. It's life. We built something special. And your security guard got a Daytona. Got that point. You know what I'm saying? That is some flossing shit. That is some flossing shit That is some flossing shit
Starting point is 00:09:25 Now you went to Booby Trap and Story afterwards? I didn't want to You said you was double booked? Yeah you was triple booked I don't go out I don't go out often So you know Coming to Miami
Starting point is 00:09:38 We haven't been here I haven't been here for stand up comedy In probably six years I want to say. Maybe six years. So celebrating, you know, we said it's been a long time. Let's all go out. We went to Story.
Starting point is 00:09:52 After that, we wanted to get back to our roots. You know, we hit Booby Trap. I fell asleep in a true Kevin Hart fashion. You're talking about in Booby Trap? In Booby Trap. Okay, how did this happen? I just sat in the back and fell asleep. Yeah, I felt them taps.
Starting point is 00:10:07 I felt them taps on my leg. Wake your ass up. I said, all right, it's time to go. I'm going to sleep. I see it in your special that you said that your boys treat you like
Starting point is 00:10:15 Weekend at Bernie's. Absolutely. I thought my dudes only do that to me. No, no, no. I didn't realize that. I'm a nodder. I'm a nodder.
Starting point is 00:10:21 I fall asleep in a heartbeat. But you know what I mean? Look, I work a lot. I fucking work extremely hard, long days. So past a certain hour, I'm definitely going to, I'm getting dozy. We push the limit here in Miami. I took a nap today. A nap is good.
Starting point is 00:10:36 A nap is good. I have no problem with a nap. I think naps are necessary after age 40. Putting a nap in your daily regimen is something that I think you should prioritize. I'm not going to clown you for taking a nap. I fucking take naps on a daily. 15-minute, 10-minute increments, power boosts is what I call them. You need those.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Nothing wrong with those. Nothing wrong with those. Nothing wrong with those. I'm here with them. I'm here with you. Holy shit. I'm taking another nap as soon as we finish. So, look.
Starting point is 00:11:03 So, let's get to this. My man, James, very great, great guy. Okay. So James is my partner? Yes. Okay, Tequila James. Oh, damn. You had to think about it.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Yeah, what James was talking about. I got you. But Tequila. Yes. Gran Coromino. Coromino. Gran Coromino. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:19 That one that you're looking at, that you're holding on, that's our first one out the gate. That is a clear Reposado. Would you like some, sir? Because I heard it's pretty good. Well, it is pretty good. I'm here to drink. You know, I didn't drink all day. I knew this shit was coming.
Starting point is 00:11:33 So, you know, I'm not going to be a bitch. I'm going to embrace the rule that you guys have. You know, I'm trying to get as much professional shit out as I can now. I'm keeping my words together before shit before I make that laugh. We will make a laugh. Let me tell you before you finish. Let me just tell you. I was watching you on stage, right?
Starting point is 00:11:53 And I'm telling you, I'm zoomed in. And you're so smooth, right? You ain't sweating at all. You see that? I'm like, he got leather pants on. He sweat somewhere. Yeah. Right?
Starting point is 00:12:03 He sweat somewhere. Somewhere in his sweat. And you didn't sweat.. Yeah. Right? It's sweat somewhere. It's somewhere in his sweat. He go, and you don't even sweat? I'm like, he's really like this good. He really like, he really like an Avenger.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And then, at the end of the show, you say, I'm going to take a shot for you, Miami. You took a shot and you took a shot for somebody else
Starting point is 00:12:19 and then it came down. I said, this is some dangerous shit. No, no, no. This is some dangerous shit. This tequila's real. This tequila's real. You know I know my shit. You see, you know I know what's going on. I said, this is a dangerous shit. No, no, no. This tequila's real. This tequila's real. You know I know what's going on.
Starting point is 00:12:28 I am not going to hold back here. I have a really good product, man. I don't do anything halfway. So the development of my tequila, you're talking about three and a half to four years of tasting, sending things back, of trips
Starting point is 00:12:43 to Mexico, of spending ample time in the distillery with our team and people that are basically responsible for bringing us what we feel the best version of our product should be. And I wasn't going to be satisfied until it was right. And we got it right. We knocked it out the park. And Cristalino, look, for the people that don't know,
Starting point is 00:13:03 Cristalino has been around for a long time it's just never it's never been properly introduced right like is that the crystal this is the cristalino so cristalino is a clear it's a clear reposado right you basically took the color out of it still reposado it's just clear it does not have the color um and in that regard we don't know it's always been sold to the high shelf like people look at this and they think it's a blanco it's not a blanco It's a Cristalino So I took this as an opportunity To educate the market
Starting point is 00:13:28 On not only what a Cristalino is But why it's so special Why it's something that's unique Why it's something That you should experience Because being at a high price point People couldn't enjoy it So we lowered it
Starting point is 00:13:37 We made this our start off And this comes in I believe $59 This is our $59 bottle And we said let's start here And then we went to our Anejo And this is our $59 bottle and we said let's start here and then we went to our Añejo and this is our $100 bottle
Starting point is 00:13:47 $99 but you know the world of premium only gets better and I think everybody's palate deserves a boost so I gave them a boost
Starting point is 00:13:55 with Grand Coromino this is a brand that will be around for quite some time that people are going to take a like and love to I promise you so you want to start
Starting point is 00:14:01 with the $100 shit? no you start here you start with the Custalino alright cool cause I don't want to let me try this this shit? No, you start here, J. Man. You want to start here? You want to start here? Yeah, man. Start with the Custalino. All right, cool, because I don't want to...
Starting point is 00:14:08 Let me try this. This is how you... Because they're not going to... Whoa, whoa. Go ahead. Nah, this is not no normal shit. Nah, just premium. Okay, go ahead.
Starting point is 00:14:16 We want to see how you do it, sir. Don't throw me... And I also have you guys with my shot glass. If you notice, my bottle, if you notice the shape of my bottle, it's extremely sleek, but it's smooth, and it's almost a twist. The reason why is because it's representing slopes. Ski slopes. Going down a ski slope is a very smooth thing to do when you do it correctly. Drinking my tequila should be smooth, should be fun.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Hence, the glasses mimic it as well. These are all little things you have to pay attention to. You are professional, man. Minor details, people. Minor details. Okay? Minor details. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:43 All right. He's going in. He's going in. That's for you. What you doing? Hey, I drink champagne till we do the shot. You don't fucking drink champagne
Starting point is 00:14:51 when I'm here. We're doing the shot. We're doing one shot with him. You don't fucking drink champagne when I'm here. I'm even doing it. Then I'm going to my water. I don't give a shit.
Starting point is 00:14:57 All right, cool. You don't normally have Kevin Hart as a fucking guest. That's right. Come on. Come on. That's right, goddamn it. All right, right. That's right, God damn it. All right.
Starting point is 00:15:06 This is a shot to you guys. Yes. I'm proud of what you guys have done. Yes. An amazing platform this is, man. And it's an honor to be here, brother. So this one is for you guys. So I'm going to take half of this.
Starting point is 00:15:18 What you doing? I'm sorry. It's a long game. Come on, man. It's a long game. It's a long game. It's a long game. Do you want me to be here or not?
Starting point is 00:15:24 Yes. Come on now. Come on now. Come on, man. It's a long game. It's a long game. Do you want me to be here or not? Yes. Come on now. Come on now. Come on now. That's good. Come on now. You got a lot. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 00:15:33 I don't usually like tequila shots, but that was good. Huh? Smooth, baby. I'm not going to lie to you. No, real good. No, it's good. That's it. Let me know.
Starting point is 00:15:40 You a champagne drinker. You better stay in your league. That's what it told me. It texted me. It texted me. It texted me. It just texted you? It texted me. So, Kev, I just watched the movie Me Time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:52 I felt great. Okay. Not only the movie's good, but I knew you and Mark Wahlberg. So, I texted y'all both. Yes. And y'all both hit me back, and I felt great about life. Yes. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:03 I said, two stars together. But the movie is actually a great fucking movie. Who came up with this script? How does this happen? Me Time is a special movie because it falls underneath the umbrella of heartbeat.
Starting point is 00:16:14 You know, I'm at a unique place in my career now where the movies that I want to do are movies that I develop. That's your production company. That's my production company, media company. Brian Smiley's a part of that?
Starting point is 00:16:24 Brian Smiley's our president and head of development. I like it. But what we do is we look for feel-good content. We look for things that people cannot just relate to, but they can see themselves in. How do we make IP that gives people a moment to either reflect on their life or understand somebody else's position? Laugh, more importantly, believe with a message. So John Hamburg, who directed and wrote the script, John Hamburg and I, we developed this idea over the course of about a year and a half. And we wanted to do a reversal on the expectation and role of what's sometime expected of some women, right?
Starting point is 00:17:09 Like, you know, if a woman has kids and, you know, there the world of business um going out in the world attacking and she's getting held down at home by a man dad be stay home that's what he embraces that's what he loves and you know we said look that's funny but we also should make sure that we do it correctly like let's make sure that we give the nod to the woman in the way they deserve it and that's what the idea was based around and then the character the man that embraces the world of home well we said let's get our funny off there he's over the idea was based around. And then the character, the man that embraces the world of home, we said, let's get our funny off there.
Starting point is 00:17:48 He's over the top. He's involved in a kid's school. He's a volunteer, but he's excessive with it. He's packing the lunches. He's very pleasant. He's over the top with it. So that's where the joke came from. Then we said,
Starting point is 00:17:57 we want to get him out of the environment, put him in a place where he can actually get loose. Hence Mark Wahlberg, his character Huck, us being old friends and then having to
Starting point is 00:18:06 rekindle the relationship of old and get into some kind of conflict of new. The idea was good. Hamburg did a great job writing the script. Netflix loved it
Starting point is 00:18:13 and we said, let's do it. So you're now looking at, I think, our fourth movie underneath the Heartbeat umbrella and it's growing, right?
Starting point is 00:18:20 Our content is growing. Underneath Netflix as well? Underneath Heartbeat. So right now we have Man from Toronto, Fatherhood, Me Time. Those are the movies
Starting point is 00:18:28 that Heartbeat has produced. We also have Coming Out, we have Lift, which we also produced, and we're in development now on one more. It's not about
Starting point is 00:18:40 the car service, Lift, right? No, it's called Lift. This one is actually directed by F. Gary Gray. So this movie is, this one is actually directed by F. Gary Gray so this movie is this movie is serious this is my this is my
Starting point is 00:18:49 U-turn we also produced True Story True Story that was it let's get into True Story that was it so that's another
Starting point is 00:18:55 Heartbeat production I was ill man I ain't gonna lie when I watched True Story I felt like Westy's knife was a foul nigga in real life
Starting point is 00:19:02 like I felt like he wasn't acting I'm sorry why the fuck are y'all laughing and no one else felt like this like Westy's night was a foul nigga in real life yeah like I felt like he wasn't acting I'm sorry why the fuck are y'all laughing like no one else felt like this he did too much of
Starting point is 00:19:10 a good job he's a real deal he's a real deal he's a real deal so what happened you called you said I gotta call the OG I had an idea I
Starting point is 00:19:17 wanted to do something serious I said how do I throw my fan base for a loop you know just pretty much show that I have this in my bag. Just to play. Like,
Starting point is 00:19:30 let me play in this space and see what I can come up with. And I was a big fan of Narcos. And I went out and I got in touch with Eric. Eric Newman from he's the producer, showrunner, creator of the world of Narcos. And I said, dude, I want to come to you because I want to do something
Starting point is 00:19:47 that basically puts a gun in my hand. I got half a shot left. That's fine. I can do this all day. It's my product. Let me get down with y'all a little bit. I said, I want to do something where I basically put a gun in my hand and people can believe it.
Starting point is 00:19:57 How do we crack the code on that? And I said, here's a rough idea of what I want to do. What do you think of this? He said, dude, I like the idea of you doing something serious. I like the idea of being attached to the reason
Starting point is 00:20:08 why people will believe it. He said, give me a couple weeks to take it, come back at you, and then we have something to talk from. He took my rough idea,
Starting point is 00:20:17 came back with a template of what we thought it could be. We built off of that. True story became real. We said, who do we want to play the brother? We both said Wesley Snipes. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Wesley Snipes. First pick. First pick. First pick. Out the gate. And here's the thing. When I talked to Wesley Snipes in the beginning, Wesley didn't know it was serious. Wesley thought it was a comedy. We had to explain to Wesley, no, Wesley, this is not a comedy. This is real. Like, this is serious as fuck. I'm not playing. Did it matter to him either way, though? Whether it was or wasn't? At first, he
Starting point is 00:20:41 didn't know. Like, Wesley was like, I don't know if Kev is going to be able to pull off the world of serious.ley was like i don't know if kevin's going to be able to pull off the world of serious he said i don't know and i said wesley i said well hey working with you is dope as fuck because you know i came up on you i'm a fan of you i said so i will never waste your time if anything your talent is going to elevate mine i said but i don't i don't plan to come here not prepared i come here to not only do the work, but to fucking make the material that can have people go, oh, my God. If I had to sell Wesley on me doing it. And, you know, he was.
Starting point is 00:21:12 Once he was sold in and bought into the concept, we hit the ground running, man. And he did exactly what I thought he was going to do. His acting elevated mine. The way that he approaches his day, the way that he breaks down a scene and material, I learned so much from working with him. It made me more polished as an actor and more ambitious about doing the thing after.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I can't wait to do the thing after. And Lift is the thing after True Story. And it's serious as well. You did another joint where you was in a wheelchair, right? I wasn't in a wheelchair. The white guy was in a wheelchair, yeah. Upside.
Starting point is 00:21:48 That's Bryan Cranston, the legend. Bryan Cranston, Nicole Kidman, myself. Yeah, that's a hell of a cast to be in. And once again, that was one where I had to talk to Bryan. Right. I'm going to be serious, guys. All right, but is Kevin really going to embrace the seriousness of, like, he's going to come in and understand, like, this has to be a certain way. Because when you come from the world of stand-up comedy.
Starting point is 00:22:13 Is it the narcolepsy again? No, Bryan Cranston is. Breaking Bad. Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad. Oh, okay. So, you know, with Bryan Cranston in the upside, it was making sure he understood. Like, no, I'm going to knock the role out the part. But I met with him, the director.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Like, granted, I'm going to knock the role out the part. But I met with him, the director. Like, granted, I already got the part, but you're meeting with your cast before you get into the world of shooting so that they're confident that you're going to show up every day and not just be prepared but be good.
Starting point is 00:22:32 Right, you're serious about it. And that was fucking dope. Seeing Bryan Cranston and Nicole Kidman show up for work every day, knowing their lines, prep, prepared, breaking down scenes
Starting point is 00:22:41 and I'm sitting right there holding my own. Your talent, your talent gets sharpened by other talent, right? You know what they say, iron sharpens iron. Yeah, iron sharpens iron.
Starting point is 00:22:49 It couldn't be more true. I think that's where I've been able to raise my game throughout the years of doing what it is that I do. It's from positioning myself with people that have not only done it,
Starting point is 00:23:02 but they've done it at a very high level. Well, they've always said that comedians could be the best dramatic actor. Absolutely. Like, I thought Robin Williams embodied that. Absolutely. Right. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:23:12 You know, Jamie Foxx and... Yeah, because if you can make people laugh... I didn't take Jamie Foxx seriously. You can take him down that other road easily. Here's the thing. Like, there's an assumption that you can't just based off of the funny things that you've seen them in. Right. It's not based off of them doing something serious and not being good.
Starting point is 00:23:27 Right. That really happens when you see the comedic talent that takes that stance. Jim Carrey, when he took that stance, it was fucking insane. Steve Carell, insane. Jamie Foxx. Yeah, Jamie Foxx. Insane. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Chris Rock.
Starting point is 00:23:45 When Chris Rock did the play, Motherfucker in the Hat, he was on Broadway. It was a serious play. Chris Rock was on Broadway for a minute. Fucking bodied that play. I mean, I think New Jack City, just that role. We were all- We were given the opportunity. If you put a comedian in a position to be serious Chris Tucker dead president oh
Starting point is 00:24:06 yeah like like what it's you have the tears and the levels because on stage you're going in and out of what you choose to go in and out of right but being funny is harder right acting by the way train actors Desmond's I mean they're they're unbelievable method actors yes like they're unbelievable like the niggas you can't one, why not? What's your problem? Them niggas that be showing up, my name is Corey. No, your name is Matt.
Starting point is 00:24:32 We had lunch yesterday, nigga. What are you talking about? But they be coming in mad serious and shit. I don't disrespect anybody's process. I don't disrespect anybody's talent, right? Whether I agree to your approach of how you do what you do or not I love the fact that talent is talent
Starting point is 00:24:48 and however a person gets there they get there so I'm going to support your process regardless those actors that we're referring to are fucking phenomenal phenomenal you can't take anything away from them but people people don't give comedy enough fucking credit they don't give comedy enough fucking credit.
Starting point is 00:25:07 They don't give the world of comedy enough. Like Eddie Murphy and Nutty Professor, they didn't give that enough. Right, right, right. Like they kind of shoulder shrug it as if it's just Eddie. Like that's, oh yeah, that was great. He played every character. That was good. But if another actor did a Disney role
Starting point is 00:25:25 they'd give him props but it's like Eddie acted with Eddie and remembered all of the things that Eddie did as the other people
Starting point is 00:25:34 for 80 days during the movie crazy that's not that's not easy that's not easy that's a different level of talent
Starting point is 00:25:43 so when you look at Martin Big Mama's when you look at Martin, Big Mama's house, when you look at all these comedians that have taken that stance, when you go, Robert Williams and Miss Doubtfire, you look at all this shit.
Starting point is 00:25:51 I thought that was a woman. You can, it's the idea of going to the farthest extent to get the laugh, but grounding my approach to doing it. Well, the business, the business shoulder shrugs comedy,
Starting point is 00:26:04 once again, because it's like, oh yeah, but it's comedy. Right. Jim Carrey, Me, Myself, and Irene. Oh yeah. What are you talking about? My wife calls me,
Starting point is 00:26:11 she said that being married to me is like being married to me, myself, and Irene. I'll never forget that. I don't know if that's a compliment or not. If you watch, go watch Jim Carrey's performance
Starting point is 00:26:21 of Me, Myself, and Irene. Yeah, I love it. That's Hank. When Hank comes back. From Rhode Island. Oh, my God. When he keeps going back and forth. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I can go down the line of so many great comedic performances, you know, that are fucking legendary. Ben Stiller in Meet the Fockers. Meet the Fockers. You go to the first one, like that idea of this guy that's being bullied by the dead, but making that world real, that's a fucking task. There's a high level of respect that should be put
Starting point is 00:26:51 on comedy in general. It just makes the world go around. It's necessary. And these comedic actors and actresses are necessary. I think we got to make some noise for that.
Starting point is 00:27:01 You have to. It's true. It's true. So we recently seen you with Lil Duval. Yeah. Lil Duval. You ready? Okay.
Starting point is 00:27:10 We recently seen you with Lil Duval, right? I don't know what just happened, but he just put down a knee. He just put down a knee. Lil Duval. Yeah. The man was in a wheelchair. Yeah. Your game with this, I assume.
Starting point is 00:27:24 Yeah. Had him take a shot. Yeah. it was for all of mankind yeah then he asked you to hit the blunt yeah you said absolutely not absolutely is this a problem with marijuana what is what is going what is what is the relationship with you Well, again, it's easy. What's it called? What's the best way to explain this? Oh, a brand. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got a lot to lose. I'm a fucking
Starting point is 00:27:53 chairman CEO. But you know it's medical. This is medically approved. Yeah, I do know. You know what else I know? You know what else I know? I haven't smoked, and my business partner somehow trusts me with all the business that I do I'm on time I show up in the mornings
Starting point is 00:28:10 I smell like I don't smoke weed I actually have a good memory shout out to everybody that smokes weed but I'll be honest with you a lot of delayed reactions from those fucking people a lot of delayed
Starting point is 00:28:23 a lot of fucking staggering reactions from those people. Now, I'm not frowning upon what you do. Once again, be you, do you. I embrace your world. Doesn't mean that I look down on you. Shots out to you. But I don't want to fucking smoke it. Now, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:28:41 Duval, that's my guy. I love fucking Duval. He got in an accident, hurt my heart to see my guyall. That's my guy. I love fucking Duvall. He got in an accident. Hurt my heart to see my guy down. Breaks my heart. Fucking to see him down. But because of his relationship and our relationship, I'm going to make sure that his down isn't a bad one. I'm going to get him back up.
Starting point is 00:28:57 So I said, come out to the show. You know why? Because he's sitting in his fucking wheelchair and he's just smoking. I'm like, you can't fucking do that because you're just chilling and the days are going to fly by you got to get your ass up get out and get active i'm not saying that all weed smokers aren't active because some of them are i'm a very active i'm saying that they are i'm saying for my friend i don't want to see him just not be active so he wanted me to smoke weed my way we're at the arena, I'm about to perform. I'm like, what are you doing? What are you doing on that one? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:29:25 I'm like, I'm going on stage right now. He's going to hit the blend. I said, you don't care about my career at all. Like, you don't give a fuck
Starting point is 00:29:34 about what I do at all. So, you know, for me, it was a thing to support and show love, but I would never do it.
Starting point is 00:29:42 I said, I got all this weed product here, great for you guys. If you think I'm going to smoke some fucking weed on this podcast, you got another fucking thing coming. We're going to drink. Y'all can kiss my ass. Y'all can blow it all around me all you want.
Starting point is 00:29:54 I'm saying y'all. Y'all together. He don't smoke. This is just you say. Y'all do what you want. I'm not smoking. That's y'all environment. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah. I'm on your team. This is just you say, you can blow it on the ground. Y'all do what you want. I'm not smoking. That's your environment. Come on, more.
Starting point is 00:30:07 Yeah, I mean, that's more. Yeah, you do that. Share it to the community. Yeah, yeah, I can. We're going after them out there. What's your problem? Like, why do y'all even? Why do you even need a device like that?
Starting point is 00:30:19 Jesus Christ. I'm fucking sweating. Here it comes. Here it comes. I feel it. That's that gumbo, right? That's that gumbo in here. I fucking smell that. Here it comes. Here it comes. That's that gumbo, right? That's that gumbo. I can smell that gumbo in here.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Oh, damn. Turn that shit off. What is that? It's a weed pistol. I don't want to know. It's a weed machine. I don't want to call it a gun because we grew out of that shit. So it's a weed machine.
Starting point is 00:30:41 Why is that necessary? It's a weed dispenser. Yeah, it's like that. When did you escalate to there when was that not enough when did you go the blend is really pissing me off we need a we need a a machine gun imagine the next level to shoot an unnecessary amount of weed in the fucking air. And if you got that, why is he rolling weed? What is that?
Starting point is 00:31:08 What is he doing? Why is he? I fly him in from Peru. Okay. All right. He just flies in. He just flies in to wrestle and roll blinds. Okay.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I like it. I like it. He wrestles. Yeah. And Nacho Libre. You know what I mean? He does a little Nacho Libre and then he rolls blinds. That's it.
Starting point is 00:31:24 Then he goes back to Kindle. Yeah. Then he goes back to Kindle. I love it. He goes back to Kindle. He goes back to Kindle. So, Kev, what is your favorite? Is stand-up or making movies? Nothing will ever beat stand-up. Excuse me?
Starting point is 00:31:39 Nothing will ever beat stand-up. Nothing will ever beat stand-up. No. Stand-up comedy, that's what I am. It's who I am. It's who I am. That's what made me. That's what created any and every opportunity that I've ever had. It starts with the stage.
Starting point is 00:31:51 It starts with that microphone. Is it the energy you get from the crowd in that moment? It's a relationship. I feel like it's like DJing when we, as a DJ, we're on stage and it's that energy that they tapped in. You know what it is, man? It's layered. It's the energy that they tapped in. You know what it is, man? It's layered. It's the energy.
Starting point is 00:32:07 It's the reaction. It's the honesty. You've seen my life. You've seen my life grow and go through stand-up. The good, the bad, the ugly. You've seen me in some way, shape, or form presented through stand-up comedy. And that's valuable. that's very important you know that's my therapy that's my that's my thing that's my drug I I need it and the fact that I
Starting point is 00:32:37 have a relationship with this fan base that has grown over the course of the years that now is global it's something that own. I can do it when I want. I can stop when I want. I can do intimate shows. I can do big shows. You do intimate shows? Absolutely. Because that's something
Starting point is 00:32:52 that's amazing. I think, I see Cypher Sound to the left and I remember me seeing you go to Cypher Sound's show. I believe it's
Starting point is 00:33:01 the comedy cellar in New York. No, Cypher now has a comedy cellar. Cypher started off at Caroline. Shout out to Cypher. I didn in New York. No, Syfe now has a comedy seller. Syfe started off at Caroline. Shout out to Syfe. I didn't see it. Right, right.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Syfe is a great dude, a good dude. But I remember when Syfe started to embrace comedy while being in the world of radio. And Syfe started off doing the, I think it was Caroline's,'s we had a night and they were doing something and then it progressed And then as he got more serious with it that relationship grew and then he was at the Comedy Cellar around the corner You know recently I seen you. I don't know how recent it was. I know within the last year You just jumped on stage. Yeah, and I'm just sitting there like as a as a platinum artist Mm-hmm. Sometimes I wouldn't do that Like I wouldn't go to like a show and just jump on.
Starting point is 00:33:45 But I noticed that about you, Chappelle's and- But that's how comedians work material. That's my point I'm trying to get to. Because wouldn't you just do like, because I'm all over the place. During the pandemic, you also had, you practiced your special. You didn't have pizza though. But you practiced your special. You didn't have pizza though.
Starting point is 00:34:06 But you practiced your special. You gave us all COVID tests. It was real. It was real. It was real. This is smack dead in a minute. You remember, you remember you had this shit
Starting point is 00:34:14 and you walked around and you asked questions after this shit. You said, yo Nori, did you like this part? My man was there. He was laughing so crazy. You remember that time?
Starting point is 00:34:21 He was laughing crazy. You had to look and say, is he okay? I'm going to tell you what it was. So let me get to my point before you say that so why why as a comedian why would you go put yourself in the public like that when you could do things like what you did with that private session where you have you your homies and they could critique it why choose to go out there and do that all right so my process is extremely different. And I'm committed to this thing that I feel that works, right?
Starting point is 00:34:55 And the thing that works is the work. In comedy, you can't cheat the work. When you do cheat the work, it's going to come out of your final product some way, shape, or form. Like T.I. couldn't just come in and just sell out an arena. He got to start from the checkers circuit. You just got to understand it. You got to really embrace the idea of what makes a set a set.
Starting point is 00:35:16 What makes a joke a joke? Jokes come in threes. There's a beginning, middle, and an end. Same thing with the set. Beginning, middle, and an end. What's my beginning? What's the middle, and how do I finish? This is all things you have to think what story am i telling all these things are questions that you got to ask yourself before really getting into it um that process well it starts at the comedy club that comedy club sometimes is 15 people 20 people 30 people by the way that comedy club is when you started that that comedy club is when you started that. That comedy club is what you were in that helped you get the break.
Starting point is 00:35:46 So if you get the break and got the breaks after and you don't go back to the roots as to how it started, well, that means that you're forgetting the real process. So after every stand-up special, that material gets thrown out. It's deleted. And I go back to the beginning. So those comedy clubs that you see me go to Those intimate settings It's for me to figure out What the fuck I want to do And those crowds
Starting point is 00:36:09 And those reactions Or non-reactions They're helping me gain balance Until I know how I want to stand So during the pandemic Gotta think We was all bored We was all in the fucking house
Starting point is 00:36:19 And I was like Damn man I can't go on stage There is no world of working out What can I do do how do i figure it out and when they said this is when they had first started letting businesses have small um gatherings small things like outside but nobody can do anything inside so i had uh i had a relationship with a hotel and the hotel was doing like rooftop lunches for 12 people and i said look
Starting point is 00:36:44 don't say anything to the 12 people because i don't want to go and act outside the guidelines but if those 12 people are eating and i just so happen to walk out and do a set for those 12 people they never knew it was coming we're not doing anything wrong right how often can i do that and they said you just want to walk out people you're not promoting a show. I said, absolutely. So literally, people were eating.
Starting point is 00:37:09 And these are not the private sessions you're talking about. No, this is when I first started trying to figure it out during the pandemic. I had no idea. The name of the set was
Starting point is 00:37:16 don't, what was it? Zero fucks, zero fucks given. So I was like, yo, I told my team, I was like, yeah, we're going to go down here. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Let's just fucking figure it out. So people were eating crab legs in their mouth. Yeah, I just come out. What was like, yeah, we're going to go down here. That's crazy. Let's just fucking figure it out. So people eating crab legs in their mouth. Yeah, I'll just come out. What up? This shit is crazy, man. And I just start fucking doing material. Some of it was working,
Starting point is 00:37:33 some of it wasn't. But that was the point. But the point was to figure it out. So during that time, I think we were in like a six-month period. Maybe, matter of fact, I'm going to go significantly less. It was probably like a two and a half three month
Starting point is 00:37:46 period where i like threw that hour set together during the pandemic i was like i just want to give people some shit to fucking watch and do but but i had to go back to the process but i didn't get to go to like the small theater then the 5 000 theater then the big one. Before Special Goals, I'm 180 shows in. My tours are that long. There's a comedy club portion, then there's a small theater portion, then there's a small tier to
Starting point is 00:38:15 a lower level arena, then there's the actual arenas. That's how many tiers I have before I actually put the shit on fucking camera. I'm never going to not stay true to that process. And my mentors,
Starting point is 00:38:31 the guys that I look up to the most that have stayed consistently relevant in their careers. You talk about Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock, my brothers, my friends, like my real guys. You gave Chris Rock a goat name? No, Dave said it was I never said it was that was Dave on stage but I gave him a fucking goat because he is a goat and there's the goat smell did the goat not a goat shit
Starting point is 00:38:55 on stage shitty right here as I gave it to him pellets pop pop pop not churning at all not churning at all but it's dope I said Chris don't look down don't fuck up the moment that's what I told him just go with the moment
Starting point is 00:39:12 let's just get the picture picture's gonna be great trust me Chris is gonna be great but those guys are true to the process too they go back to the comedy clubs
Starting point is 00:39:20 it's not a it's not a coincidence that the same names in comedy have been relevant over the course of said years. When you look at the guys and women that you consider the greats, they're there for a reason. When you think about Wanda Sykes, when you think about Rock, Chappelle, when you think about fucking, I mean, goddamn. Paul Mooney.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Seinfeld. Seinfeld. R.I.P. Paul Mooney I mean I can go down a list of names because they respect the process they respect the process they don't cheat the process and there's a there's a strong amount
Starting point is 00:39:55 of comedians that are true to that if you stay true to that you're not going to lose right you're not going to lose because it's something that we control
Starting point is 00:40:02 once again that's the best thing about comedy movies are second god damn I'm going to pour you another shot god damn it I'm going to pour you another shot you're doing so great You're not gonna lose Because it's something That we control Once again That's the best thing About comedy Movies are second God damn I'm gonna pour you Another shot God damn it
Starting point is 00:40:06 I'm gonna pour you Another shot You're doing so great I have a little But guess what I think y'all I'm gonna say I think you guys
Starting point is 00:40:12 Y'all give all the shots Cause y'all wanna see The breaking point No no no Y'all wanna see I wanna be honest I wanna be honest No everyone I watch
Starting point is 00:40:19 There's a breaking point I wanna be honest Y'all guests go Fuck it I'ma say it That's it That's it There's a point Where they all go point no we really want to give you flowers because I'm gonna be honest with Not that interview. Y'all not going to get a breaking point. No, we're not looking for a breaking point. No, we're not looking for a breaking point. Fuck y'all. Y'all do. That's why you give us the shit. No, we really want to give you your flowers because I'm going to be honest with you. There's only two people that I've actually seen their career from the very almost beginning
Starting point is 00:40:53 to where they blossomed to, and that's you and Fabulous. I got to see you develop. I got to see you grow. I got to see you almost be a shy comedian. When we walked to the set of Paper Soldiers I remember it was like me you
Starting point is 00:41:07 Beanie Seagull Dame Dash Smokey Suarez and I remember it was Smokey who kind of like broke the tension he was like
Starting point is 00:41:15 damn everyone out here is so serious and then I remember the process of you and remember I threw the gun at you yes in the store in the barbershop
Starting point is 00:41:23 in the barbershop in the barbershop and then and barbershop. In the barbershop. Yes. And then, and for you to go from that, from there to me watching your new movie the other day, I can't lie to you. That's incredible. I was so, like, I'm like, that's my nigga. Let me do it. I don't say it, bro.
Starting point is 00:41:37 I'm in front of you. But I'm like, that's my homie right there. Let me do it. That's my homie. Like, I claim you. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else.
Starting point is 00:42:00 Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser-known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and best-selling author and MeatEater founder Stephen Rinella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say, it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I know a lot of cops, and they get asked all the time. Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Across the country, cops called this taser the revolution. But not everyone was convinced it was that simple.
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Starting point is 00:43:41 Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st, and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on may 21st and episodes four five and six on june 4th ad free at lava for good plus on apple podcasts i'm clayton english i'm greg glad and this is season two of the war on drugs but sir we are back in a big way in a very big way real people real perspectives this is kind of star-studded a little bit, man. We got Ricky Williams, NFL player, Heisman Trophy winner. It's just a compassionate choice to allow players all reasonable means to care for themselves. Music stars Marcus King, John Osborne from Brothers Osborne.
Starting point is 00:44:19 We have this misunderstanding of what this quote-unquote drug thing is. Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. We got B-unquote drug thing is. Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. We got B-Real from Cypress Hill. NHL enforcer Riley Cote. Marine Corps vet. MMA fighter Liz Karamush. What we're doing now isn't working, and we need to change things.
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Starting point is 00:45:09 I'm Michael Kassin, founder and CEO of 3C Ventures and your guide on good company, the podcast where I sit down with the boldest innovators shaping what's next. In this episode, I'm joined by Anjali Sood, CEO of Tubi, for a conversation that's anything but ordinary. We dive into the competitive world of streaming, how she's turning so-called niche into mainstream gold, connecting audiences with stories that truly make them feel seen. What others dismiss as niche, we embrace as core. It's this idea that there are so many stories out there, and if you can find a way to curate and help the right person discover the right content, the term that we always hear from our audience is that they feel seen. Get a front row seat to where media, marketing, technology, entertainment, and sports collide. And hear how leaders like Anjali are carving out space and shaking things up a bit in the most crowded of markets.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Listen to Good Company on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to take us to heal us. It's Mental Health Awareness Month, and on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid.
Starting point is 00:46:47 I laugh. You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing,
Starting point is 00:47:03 you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, connecting changes everything. Let me give Norrie, like, he's only, he's giving you the breakdown of it in pieces, right? You gotta remember
Starting point is 00:47:25 At that time We're about to do Paper Soldiers For those people watching this That don't know what Paper Soldiers is Please educate yourself It's a hood classic Shouts out to Dame Dad Rocking fella at the time
Starting point is 00:47:37 For having the idea to do this story And bringing me into it I think we're taking a shot Dame saw me perform Dame saw me perform And uh got the mama horn. Mm. Dame saw me perform at a, fuck it, I'm going to say it. I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you.
Starting point is 00:47:51 And what happened was. I'm going to tell you. Let me tell you something about the nigga. He's not. Sorry. So Dame saw me perform at Caroline's, right? After seeing me perform at Caroline's, Dame go, yo, man, you funny as shit
Starting point is 00:48:05 I'm gonna put you in a movie I've never heard that I don't know what the fuck that means I'm just whatever It is what it is Give me a number why are you coming to the office Alright cool Give him a number there's somebody that hits me later on Dame wants you to come to the office
Starting point is 00:48:21 Wow Dame alright well where Where's the office here's the address come to the office he wants to meet you remember that's when they were in the big building all right fuck you i remember i'm yeah i'm the kid from philadelphia i'm in new york every day they don't know i'm getting to new york by greyhound i'm getting there by train or keith robertson and myself or in the car But fuck This day He told me I gotta be there
Starting point is 00:48:46 I gotta meet with him at three I gotta get there I come in there He says yo we gonna do the movie I just wanted to meet I think it's gonna be funny as shit Here's what I'm thinking He's just
Starting point is 00:48:54 Just talking No script yet No just talking He actually went And put Charlie Murphy Charlie Murphy Rest in peace Charlie Murphy Charlie Murphy I'm gonna tell you I was a funny Charlie Murphy Story attached to this as well Let's go Charlie Murphy Charlie Murphy rest in peace Charlie Murphy Charlie Murphy
Starting point is 00:49:06 I'm going to tell you it's a funny Charlie Murphy story attached to this as well Charlie Murphy Smokey and the comedian Capone did y'all know each other writing today
Starting point is 00:49:14 Capone Smokey myself did but Damien was like Charlie go on I'll help write it he had Black who was with Rockefeller was a part of it
Starting point is 00:49:22 and he had these other people that knew the story and he's like y'all go figure it out but we got to get the script where it's supposed to Shaka was a part of it and there were these other people that knew the story and he's like, y'all go figure it out but we gotta get the script where it's supposed to. Shaka was a part of helping us get there.
Starting point is 00:49:29 Shaka Pilgrim. Shaka Pilgrim. Okay. Charlie Murphy, when he gets into it, Charlie Murphy's like, y'all gotta come over my house. Only way we can write this
Starting point is 00:49:35 is y'all gotta come over my house. So Charlie, this is the best Charlie Murphy moment of my life. Charlie Murphy invites us. Your face just changed. I ain't gonna lie. Charlie Murphy invites us over Your face just changed. I ain't gonna lie.
Starting point is 00:49:45 Charlie Murphy invites us over his house. We're supposed to be writing paper soldiers, right? We're like going through the script. Charlie's got all these like mannequins downstairs with martial arts. Wait, yeah, mannequins? You know the rubber men, but they stand on the things? The one that you use to train.
Starting point is 00:50:03 Yeah, but you gotta hit them and stuff, right? So he's got like a bunch of them in the basement. So we down there. We're like, what the fuck, Charlie? What are you doing with these guys? So Charlie's like, yeah, I do martial arts, right? So we're like, oh, shit. We never knew you did martial arts.
Starting point is 00:50:17 So Smokey challenged Charlie. He's like, get the fuck out of here. You don't do no martial arts. He said, motherfucker, what? You know, I do do martial arts. So Charlie said, you know I do so Charlie said you want to see a tape Smokey says yes keep in mind I'm still like VHS I'm like we're in Charlie Murphy's house we're in New Jersey he puts in the tape he's like I'm gonna show y'all something right now he pressed play and we press play this dude kicked Charlie in the fucking stomach so hard This guy was fucking Charlie. I was fucking like, we was just sitting there. We was just sitting there.
Starting point is 00:51:09 So Smokey was like, yo, he kicking your ass. Charlie, no, not that angle. I want you to see. Charlie fast forward to this place where he like, where he like, you know, do a move on this guy and slam him. And he like, see, I do do martial arts. So we like quietly, Charlie set the tone for me. He's like, look, do my shots so we are quiet and charlie set the tone for me he's like look y'all gonna come up here we're gonna do the work we're gonna write this
Starting point is 00:51:30 we're gonna hand it in and this is gonna make this movie but y'all gotta do the work and i remember charlie saying don't come up here and waste my time if you ain't gonna work so he's like all right what does mean? What do you want us to do? You better work. He was like, y'all got to come up here. Charlie made us come to his house for like four days out the week over the course of like a month. Through table reads? All of it.
Starting point is 00:51:59 Work on the script, write, just help him, the voices, whatever. They gave it. And then Dane was like, we're going to make the movie. Here's the craziest thing. When we made the movie, the first day, I remember being there, but you still don't process that you're making a fucking movie. Right. And Dane got all the rappers coming in, and these are people I'm looking at like, oh shit, I'm so starstruck by the moment. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:19 So when Nori comes in, Nori's talking about me being like the shell guy. I'm fucking 22, and I can't process I'm around what the fuck I'm around. So I remember Dame going one day, he's like, yo, man, you got to be funny. Like, do the shit like you was doing on stage. You want me to do my set? Like, what do you want me to do? He's like, just do that shit. That's what he said.
Starting point is 00:52:42 Do that shit you was doing on stage. All right. and I remember in the scenes they just started letting me go remember I started getting more comfortable and then the movie
Starting point is 00:52:52 ended up becoming a big improv fest everybody was coming bringing their own shit to the table so Nori and my scenes got dope as fuck because it was like
Starting point is 00:53:01 Nori was like what who the nigga he's like take this guy it was like but we were all doing crazy the he's like take this guy it was like crazy they ended up making a movie and the movie becomes a hood classic that movie got me my first it gave me my first tape that could be my reel right i only got my manager wow because of
Starting point is 00:53:18 the paper soldiers so so after paper soldiers did soul Clan come after that? Paper Soldiers, after Paper Soldiers, The Big House came. The Big House? The Big House was my show on ABC. Okay. That wasn't the one with you and Will Farrell. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's also The Big House, right? No, that's Get Hard.
Starting point is 00:53:36 Get Hard. Hold on. The Big House is, this was my big break. This was supposed to be the fucking thing that launched me. Okay. This was when TGIF Thank God Thank goodness it's Friday
Starting point is 00:53:46 I had a show with Keith David Faison Love Aretha Fuck I'm dropping names Aaron Grady Yvette Brown You know this was my show
Starting point is 00:53:58 I was starring in a show It's a sitcom? Sitcom Starring in a show Writing a show This is it I made it What?
Starting point is 00:54:05 Oh my god I'm about to be rich mom I made it this is it they picked me up quit your job who wouldn't think that right I mean this is it
Starting point is 00:54:11 they picked me up fucking ABC I mean I'm here this is the biggest thing ever you're in the building we filmed a show I think life is about to change and the show gets cancelled
Starting point is 00:54:21 before it gets on air oh shit never even makes air what network is this? This is ABC. This is where, I believe it's ABC. Are we saying fuck ABC?
Starting point is 00:54:28 No. Okay. No, no, no, no. We're not saying fuck ABC. You're not a brand, man. I'm just, you know, I'm just a water. By the way,
Starting point is 00:54:33 because you said that, I just want to say ABC is a valuable partner in the heartbeat. We do amazing business together. There's a media outlet. There's a media outlet. They're very valuable
Starting point is 00:54:42 in our connective tissue, et cetera, et cetera. Okay. The show got canceled before it went on, and it was crushing. This was like the most fucked up shit ever because this was the thing that was supposed to launch me. And after it got fucking canceled, I was like, I don't know what I'm going to do. What's next? And they decided to pick it up a year later, and they aired 60 episodes and canceled it again.
Starting point is 00:55:04 I'm like, all right, well well I guess it is what it is it's gonna be what it's gonna be then Soul Plane came fuck it it's on I got a movie it's about to be my big fucking break
Starting point is 00:55:11 it's on this movie's gonna be the biggest movie ever and then they bootlegged the fuck out of Soul Plane but it worked the bootlegging part worked everything was supposed
Starting point is 00:55:20 to be big but back then getting bootlegged was like that was big like the R. Kelly take was bootlegged you know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 00:55:25 That's not as bad for business. That's too different. Big for the brand. That's two different tapes. Two different tapes. Yeah, we're talking about two different tapes. Soul Plane was up to you on R. Kelly shit. Soul Plane, no.
Starting point is 00:55:35 You fucking have a brand. As much as you can. I don't even want to put those two together. I just want to. I bet you. He's in the right next level. That's how you buy the bootleg. That's how you buy the bootleg The crazy thing about Soul Plane
Starting point is 00:55:47 Is Soul Plane getting bootleg Ended up being the best thing for me In my stand up comedy career Because between that and Paper Soldiers People said oh I know that guy Oh that's the guy from So when I started doing comedy clubs That's how I got a fan base
Starting point is 00:56:01 That's how people started coming to fuck with me They said oh my god that's the guy from So I only got the comedy clubs and that's how I got a fan base. That's how people started coming and fucking with me. You're familiar now. Yeah, they said, oh my God, that's the guy from. So I only got the comedy clubs and the headlining gigs because of Soul Planet and Paper Soldiers. But to be honest,
Starting point is 00:56:11 everything that was supposed to work in the beginning of my career, my sitcom, my big first movie, Paper Soldiers, none of those things
Starting point is 00:56:19 really took off to where the business level of success was identified as successful. The hood, the streets grabbed onto it and the underground was like, okay, this is
Starting point is 00:56:29 dope. And I was just able to go and find work based off of that and that alone. But my real big break didn't come till... What was your real big break, do you think? In your opinion. Paper Soldiers was my biggest break, in my opinion. That's the foundation. That's the foundation. That's the brick. That's the foundation. But what was the brick for the roof?
Starting point is 00:56:47 Soul Plane showed that I can be the lead of a movie, even though the movie didn't work. Because you was a star. Yes. Even though it didn't work, it showed I could be the lead. It did work. The big break. It did work. It worked in my world.
Starting point is 00:56:55 Well, yeah. I'm saying, but the studio, to the movie studios. Right, right, right, right. It bombed. The business side of it. Yes, the business side of it. Yeah, Martha Stewart wasn't filming. I'm going to say 40-Year-Old Virgin.
Starting point is 00:57:04 40-Year-Old Virgin was huge. When you say, you're talking big words. 40-Year-Old Virgin was huge because that, it wasn't written. And Judd Apatow, he was the producer-director. That got me and Judd in a real good space. But after that, the conversation attached to my name changed. And little movies started to happen. And you had on a Jamaican shirt.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Jamaican shirt, yeah. What for? That's what I had on that day. I didn't have wardrobe. You had that shirt on? Yeah, that did not have wardrobe. Oh, that wasn't part of the wardrobe? I showed up that day.
Starting point is 00:57:37 In the Jamaican shirt. And Judd was like, yeah, go ahead, just go ahead. Let's just do something to figure it out. I swore you was going to be like, why grind? No, Think Like a Man was the biggest. Because Think Like a Man was after all this stuff happened Will Packer came Will Packer found me. This is when I was doing
Starting point is 00:57:52 stand up. This is when I was touring. And Think Like a Man was the one where he was like we want you to do this movie it's a big cast around you but it centers around this character. And they set me up to win and I cast I mean god damn man until this day that's probably the most amazing is around his character and they set me up to win and our cast, I mean, God damn, man.
Starting point is 00:58:06 That's, until this day, that's probably the most amazing cast that I've ever been a part of just from a friend standpoint. Fun standpoint, this is Gabrielle Union,
Starting point is 00:58:15 Regina Hall. Think Like a Man. Think Like a Man. Lala Anthony, Rami Malek. Steve Harvey's book. Terrence J. Michael Ely.
Starting point is 00:58:24 Jerry Farrar Gary Owens Filmed in Las Vegas Or New Orleans Taraji We filmed the first one In I want to say
Starting point is 00:58:32 In Los Angeles Yeah the first one was LA First one was Los Angeles Okay But they set me up to win Like that cast That cast was so dope
Starting point is 00:58:41 And Megan Good I don't want to leave Megan out And just allowing me to To hit those punchlines To hit those balls out the park And when that movie came out Then that's when That's when Hollywood
Starting point is 00:58:52 And the other producers Really start going Alright that's going to be the guy So if you think about it I have to think like a man That's when they started To really roll out Right along
Starting point is 00:59:01 Right along too But you know The process you're describing Almost sounds like the stand-up process, but in the movie form. Like starting from a certain level
Starting point is 00:59:10 and moving up, moving up, moving up. Right, right. You're never going to skip to work. I would say, I want to address
Starting point is 00:59:16 a rumor real quick. I apologize. Did you get your answer? They always say there's only one black man that could dominate Hollywood at a time. Do you believe in that theory?
Starting point is 00:59:27 Stupidest shit I ever heard. Okay. I think that narrative has grown because we double down on it at times, like from a vocal standpoint, right? Like when we say it, we repeat it, right? Like how Aries Spears would say, Kevin Hart is dominating and that's it that means that your eyes are closed because just because the things that you see in front of the camera are vivid to you it doesn't mean that's the only thing going on um you know i mean i was working with will packer tim story
Starting point is 01:00:02 myself and ice cube that was four black black men, and we were operating and managing a $70 million budget, I think, for Ride Along 2. Ride Along 1 was probably like $25 to $30, but you're looking at four black men that sat at the top of said project, right? My brother, Will Packer, who was producing and doing tons of shit at the time, right? My brother Will Packer, who was producing and doing tons of shit at the time, right? You can ignore it if you want to, but he was doing phenomenal things in the business. You can go to Chadwick Boseman's career early on. You can go to
Starting point is 01:00:38 Idris early on. You can go to, you know, I'm talking about F. Gary Gray. You can go. There's so many people at the same time that were doing amazing things. Don Cheadle, Chris Rock. Now, granted, does that mean it's enough? No. It doesn't mean that it's enough.
Starting point is 01:00:54 It doesn't mean that it's equal. But there were multiple people of color breaking ground in different ways and you know if we're all trying to get to the place of we do amazing work we do quality work uh we should not only be treated the same but we should be embraced the same right that's the conversation well you can't you can't close your eyes on obvious key moments where you should embrace right right? I mean, like, that's something that I've seen happen a lot. By being a guy who's been breaking the ground for quite some time. I mean, you're talking about international comedies. There was a conversation attached to,
Starting point is 01:01:34 there's no way that comedy travels internationally, especially with a black lead. Well, I didn't double down on it. I just forced studios to allow me the opportunity. And my movies are international. They're global, right? Like, from a box office standpoint, they were. From a streaming standpoint, they are.
Starting point is 01:01:52 I had got to the globe. I got to the world. I'm given the opportunity. And in doing that, well, you pull other people there with you. F is my director and live. Packard comes on as a producer for a sad thing. You do it in a way to where you're constantly embracing and uplifting and navigating in a way to where
Starting point is 01:02:10 you're changing the conversation that you're just getting tired of hearing. So the idea of it can only be one at a time, that's like saying you can only be one headliner or one fucking, one great comic touring at the same time right now chris dave
Starting point is 01:02:26 and myself are on tour at the same time all of our shows are sold out right all of them sold out it doesn't have to be one it can be multiple right there's enough out there for everybody but there's and i talked about it on another podcast that i did you know there's this thing within our culture of just we always want to act as if it can be only one even in the even in the if you think about it, right? It's who's the greatest? Granted, that conversation should happen. You should.
Starting point is 01:02:50 It's a great competitive thing to speak of and talk about. But if you really want to double down on it, well, the people that are in that conversation are all fucking great. Let's not disrespect one by putting the great or the goat thing just on one like no it's kind of kind of multi-layered when you get down to it you start to break down these resumes of everybody underneath so from a from a a black man standpoint the business has changed significantly. The opportunities that you see that are being given out to the world of multicultural, right? Like, there's a significant diversity,
Starting point is 01:03:36 like, visual now in Hollywood. Like, it's a priority. People are working on it and they know that they have to check that box. Granted, we're still working towards getting into a space where it's equal, but there has been some growth. There has been some change. So as a guy that's seeing it, as a guy whose company represents it, I'm a part of the conversation of positive on a standpoint. And that's because I know that I'm doing my part in creating opportunities and being an example.
Starting point is 01:04:06 I know that Tyler Perry is. I know that Oprah is. I know that, like there's so many people that have been but we choose to ignore at our convenience. Tyler Perry has been
Starting point is 01:04:15 fucking putting people of color and starring roles and positions for how long now? And been killing it too because it took me a long time to realize that that's a man, that Madea's a man. What are you talking about? It took you a long time to realize that that's a man, that Madea's a man.
Starting point is 01:04:25 What are you talking about? It took you a long time to figure that out. I thought Madea was Madea, man. I thought it was two different people. I wondered why I didn't see Madea accept the award.
Starting point is 01:04:34 You know what I'm saying? You're being honest. That's how good he did it, though. TP does not get enough credit. TP has driven the economy in the world of entertainment and Hollywood studio perspective in Atlanta for so long. He's solely responsible for black jobs. When you talk about transportation, catering, when you talk about crew, when you talk about gaffers.
Starting point is 01:05:00 I mean, that whole economy goes around creating content. T.P. has made it a priority Right To embrace and uplift But when you say We gotta give him A better nickname The TP though Tyler Perry Yeah but no no
Starting point is 01:05:10 I'm thinking of toilet paper Why you thinking of toilet paper man Cause he shitting on you He shitting on me Cause he shitting on people Why are you shitting on me That's who it is But Tyler
Starting point is 01:05:21 Tyler's a real deal Yeah he's a real deal But let's give him His flowers man Cause you know We don't know if you know But our show is about Giving people their flowers Now
Starting point is 01:05:29 Now Everyone wants to give people Their flowers But we started this We invented this Because you know what It don't take nothing away from me To give somebody else
Starting point is 01:05:36 Their props And guess what It actually adds on to me When it comes to you When it comes to you Kevin Hart It adds on to me Because you are
Starting point is 01:05:44 Those flowers don't die Hands down One of the funniest men on the goddamn planet. I have arguments about you and everything. I don't care. I don't mind. I didn't like when you went to Clubhouse. Okay. And you went on and you was like, it was a Clubhouse. Yeah, I didn't like this. It was a clubhouse there was a clubhouse right
Starting point is 01:06:14 this is my clubhouse I'm not on no no no clubhouse but as a clubhouse with clubhouse heavy we didn't want to be old, right? Yes. So all of us put on our Beijing, all of us put on our Beijing, and we got, we went to clubhouse. You put your Beijing for clubhouse? I don't have Beijing. It's not visible, man.
Starting point is 01:06:32 In my mind, it is. So listen, I got a haircut and everything. So listen, we went to clubhouse, and then it was a, it was a, it was a clubhouse,
Starting point is 01:06:42 whatever, and they were saying, Kevin Hart is not funny. I was so offended because I feel like you're my friend, and I feel like you are one of the funniest men. And I felt like it was just a hating room. But then as I'm getting on, I get a phone call, and then my boys is just texting me. They're like, you'll never believe this. And I'm like, what are you talking about?
Starting point is 01:07:02 Because I'm about to go in there and just rap for you. I'm about to throw my career away. I'm going to say some fucked up shit. And they're like, you'll never believe this. I'm'm like, what are you talking about? Because I'm about to go in there and just rep for you about, I'm about to throw my career away. I was going to say some fucked up shit. And they're like, you never believed it. I'm like, believe what? They're like, Cav is in there. I'm going to hold on to the phone and go like, hold up. There's no way Cav is in there. They're like, Cav, what the fuck did you go into
Starting point is 01:07:18 a room? You are... Let me give you another shot. You're only... I'll say this, right? Like, you can be unbothered for a long time, right? And even when you're unbothered, you don't have to get bothered, but you can get annoyed. Annoyed, yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:37 At just, like, common sense drops, right? And in this, I remember in our group chat, we were talking and we were listening to it. You're hearing people, and by the way, this is the world we live in today. You're hearing people speak with such confidence
Starting point is 01:07:56 about things that they have no idea about or don't know. Just talking and there's so much passion and conviction. Everybody has knowledge expert opinion Everybody has Everybody has knowledge Without having no experience
Starting point is 01:08:08 No understanding Right And In this time I remember we were Fucking We were in We were in
Starting point is 01:08:15 We were chilling I was like fuck it I'm gonna get on I'm gonna get on Okay but how does this happen Somebody call you and say Kev I group chat Plays a couple
Starting point is 01:08:23 Someone soup you up Like yo you gotta get on no there's no suit me up this is me on my own i got if anything they're the complete opposite they're just don't be a dickhead again they're too late i'm in boys like this is one of those things and i remember it got it got debaty because i was i was like um I was like, do you guys understand, like, do you understand how things change
Starting point is 01:08:50 and how people change? You know that nothing stays the same. It ended up becoming a debate. With the people? Yeah, like in the clubhouse thing. And it was like too late. Like once I realized
Starting point is 01:08:59 I shouldn't be having this conversation, it was just idiotic. It was like too late. I'm in it now. Because you know the guys that's in that room, they pack bags at Pathmark. know that right like even even if
Starting point is 01:09:07 they don't right like that means nothing to me i'm not i'm never going to take the shots at the people and look at you and look at me that's not what i know i know i have no i have no interest in that there's no win for me in doing that it's more about respect that it's more about like, people sometimes have a hard time processing growth. And it's on different tiers. Some friends can't understand why a friend chooses not to fuck with us when we do certain things. They can't understand that that friend made the choice to grow and no longer do said thing because that thing isn't good for me. Some friends go, you a bitch. You a pussy.
Starting point is 01:09:48 And they give you the thing to make you feel bad about. You're now new. Right? In life, or in any changes, there's a world of negativity that comes with that change sometimes. So when I was trying to explain to people, I was like, yo, progression means that you change what you change because there's value and reason in why you change. The funny that I used to be may not be the funny that fits my now. My business is what drives a certain thing for me. The business is what I need to grow because the star is already there.
Starting point is 01:10:22 I want the business to catch up to the star. So ultimately, your idea of what funny is or the raw, edgy road of it, well, it doesn't bring me the same family endorsements that I needed to get to this thing. It doesn't bring me
Starting point is 01:10:35 the same perception that I need to make sure these family movies hit. It doesn't bring me this wheelhouse of world and wonder to check every box. So you don't realize it, but Kevin Hart has done animation.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Kevin Hart has done action comedy, regular comedy, drama, fucking author. He's a radio host. He's just a regular host. I check every box. Let's make some noise for that guy. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So the only way you check those boxes is by having a high level of authenticity that's attached to the world that those things bring.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Right? If you don't do that, then why would you sit and listen to me? Why would you sit and watch? Why would you want to see? If you don't have authenticity attached to things, if you don't believe that I drank the shit, why would you buy it? If you don't believe that it's good by me making you feel that it's good because you see me with it, then why would you support it? Everything I've done, you've seen me partake've done so why did you go on that chat room because i went in there because i wanted to hear i wanted to really hear you without jumping in but but i made the mistake
Starting point is 01:11:34 of getting in and then getting into the debate and by that time it's too late and by the way i want to say clearly i made the mistake right and i remember after that, I didn't go back. I was like, there's no win for me in this. And without the mistakes, well, you don't know the world of right to wrong. So, yeah, it's stupid. Yeah, it's something that I'm not the
Starting point is 01:11:57 happiest about that I did, but I never went back after. So, a lesson was learned in that, and just why am I ever going to debate with people about something that they're never going to be able to... Let's go ahead and say fuck Clubhouse.
Starting point is 01:12:09 Well, no. No, I can't say that. I can't say that. By the way, I want to see Clubhouse do amazing things. Okay? Please.
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Starting point is 01:12:20 Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win.
Starting point is 01:12:21 Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win. Win here? I'm an owner. That made you jump in. That's why you're playing around. I'm a fighter. Let's just be clear. That's the only reason why Jay-Z is on Twitter spaces. You see Jay on...
Starting point is 01:12:35 He's a smart man. He's on Twitter too? That's the only time he's on Twitter. He's a smart man. What do you mean? He just told you if you listen to his last song, he's talking to you about the world of steak. He's talking to you about the world of investment and cap tables his conversations change he got some people that look down on him because his conversations have changed but his
Starting point is 01:12:53 conversations have changed for the better it's not for the worse and he has the best champagne in the world so sometimes listen sometimes you either understand that or you don't. I come from a space now where I understand that doors open and behind those doors are other doors. I'm the guy that wants to keep opening up the doors
Starting point is 01:13:11 and I'm going to be with the people that get them open. That's it. It's that simple. You know what it is? People don't seem to understand that evolution...
Starting point is 01:13:20 Number five? Am I on number five? Yeah, you're good. Evolution is authenticity. As you evolve, that is your authentic self evolving as well. And people don't ever want to understand that. Absolutely. Yes.
Starting point is 01:13:30 I have no problem with the world of growing. Because as you grow, that means that the people around you are growing as well. Right. So I believe that your success is best seen through the success of others. So how many people around you are successful? Right so how many people around you successful are successful how many people around you have different tiers or different levels of success when there's a high number of that then that's your win yeah you spank bathroom last night he asked me number one or number two i said damn nigga spank yeah spank got a dressing room he Yeah, Spank got a long dressing room. He out here, man. Love Spank. Spank is a funny, talented guy, man.
Starting point is 01:14:05 I can't wait for the world to truly get a dose of him in his entirety, man. He's nowhere near done. I watch his Netflix special. He's hard. He's good. We say he's hard. He's hard. He's hard.
Starting point is 01:14:16 He's hard. I mean, that's what we say over there. He's hard. He's good. They all are. Naeem, Joey, all of them, man. All of them. All of them.
Starting point is 01:14:22 Motherfuckers are good. Yes, yes. Okay, so now this is now when the real interview starts. You doing quick time? It's quick time with Slime. Okay. This is now, we want to explain you the rules. He's like, why are you looking at your phone, man?
Starting point is 01:14:34 Tell him what time it is. This is like Las Vegas. We don't have no clocks around. All right. Okay. So, you can pick one or the other, but be politically correct and pick both, and you take a shot. But we take a shot with you.
Starting point is 01:14:44 We don't leave you out there on your own. We all get ridiculous. So I take one of the other means. The politically correct answer is a shot. Yeah. It's a shot. So you have to go with your heart. This is what we're trying to say.
Starting point is 01:14:56 So if he got to give you the truth, or I say I'm going to take a shot. Because I don't want to fucking get in trouble. So on top, I don't know what you're going to pick. So I'm going to give you the first one. Are you ready? OK. Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor? I'm going to take a shot you're going to pick. So I'm going to give you the first one. Are you ready? Okay. Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor? I'm going to take a shot.
Starting point is 01:15:06 Yes, take a shot. Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor? Do I get to explain the answer? You can explain. Or you can just take a shot. Either or. I mean, look, this goes into what I said earlier with the conversation of goats, right?
Starting point is 01:15:21 Like, one doesn't take away from the other, right? You're not going to tell me that Richard is better than Eddie or Eddie is better than Richard. You can't do that because they're both fucking great. Sounds like a shot to me. No, no, no. I'm going to give you a good answer. But I'm going to put Richard before Eddie.
Starting point is 01:15:38 Because he came before Eddie. Not just because he came before Eddie. That didn't sound right. Hold on. Not just because he... Jesus Christ, man. Not because he came before Eddie. That didn't sound right. Not just because he... Jesus Christ, man. Not because he started before Eddie.
Starting point is 01:15:50 But you did in a weird way. Richard was ahead of his time. Yes, he was. And Richard being ahead of his time, Richard made the world of that raunchy comedy with truth, he made it normal. like richard richard talking about being on cocaine talking about right right like his true self and and and getting to that that raw place of honesty you know my grandmother was a hoe all that all that shit there like
Starting point is 01:16:22 you know it wasn't raised in the past mainstream too that right you know he did in a way to where people laughed and normalized hearing like hearing that so for that I'm gonna say Richard Richard because Eddie Eddie came up raw after Eddie would say Richard Eddie of course he would of course he would. Of course he would. Okay. Chris Rock or Martin Lawrence? Chris Rock or Martin Lawrence? Just take a shot. No, man. I'm going to fucking answer him.
Starting point is 01:16:53 These aren't bad answers. If I don't have to drink anymore, I'm going to try my best to not do it. We got a recovery drink for you. Fuck, man. Okay. Martin is so dope because Martin is responsible.
Starting point is 01:17:09 I'm going to have to say Martin here's why. Martin is responsible for the careers of so many that were able to go on and be headliners and make real money
Starting point is 01:17:20 at the Def Jam. Right? This is not a talent answer in my opinion. I'm putting Martin above Chris because Martin shifted the culture in comedy. If Martin
Starting point is 01:17:33 hugged you at the Def Jam, if Martin put his arm around you at the Def Jam, if Martin called you back out at the Def Jam, opportunities came to that person because of that. If Martin said, that motherfucker was funny,
Starting point is 01:17:49 y'all stop playing and give it up, one of the baddest, like if he said that, if Martin verbalized that, it's along the same lines of Jimmy Carson back in the day. They said, if Jimmy told you to sit on the couch, oh my God.
Starting point is 01:17:59 Johnny, Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson, I'm sorry. If Johnny Carson told you to sit on the couch, I was mad confused. Yeah, Johnny. He was called Jimmy back in the day. I was like, who the fuck is Jimmy? They said. If Johnny Carson told you to sit on... I was mad confused. Yeah, Johnny. Nah, but he was called Jimmy back. I was like, who the fuck is Jimmy? They said, if Johnny invited a comic to the couch, it was huge.
Starting point is 01:18:09 Right, that changed everything for that comic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That made me weird. Martin Lawrence and Def Jam... Did that. ...and that wave, Def Jam was too big for comedy. Martin was too big to comedy. And I don't feel like he gets talked about enough.
Starting point is 01:18:32 I don't feel like people fucking understand how great Martin Lawrence is and was. So I put him above Chris simply because of that. You know, on a comic basis. How many careers might have been made by that? Yeah, on a comedy basis. We're talking about something different where it would shift to Chris. But if we're going about who I would put, I'm going culture shifting, his world and what he represented for comedy, and his prime, Martin Lawrence. We respect that. Jay-Z or Nas?
Starting point is 01:19:02 Jay-Z or Nas? I mean, look, I'm going to answer these questions. You can't know. I'm not taking a shot if I don't have to fucking take a shot. Because there's no disrespect to the other artists. These are logical answers. I'm still in the clear thinking space.
Starting point is 01:19:21 And you know why? You know why I'm in a clear thinking space? Because Grant Cormino is not a tequila that puts you in a bad place, right? Grand Cormino... Sip it.
Starting point is 01:19:31 You ain't got to take a shot. No, Grand Cormino is a tequila where you can have all your faculties and enjoy yourself. Oh, shit. Otherwise known as the Nino Nino.
Starting point is 01:19:39 You can still be smart. Well, you're smart regardless because people should not refer to themselves as dumb. Yeah, I'm in a good space. All right, okay. He's on it. I'm going to say Hove
Starting point is 01:19:48 for... for... Hove simply because it's bigger than rap and even in... even now with it being bigger than rap and realizing all of these
Starting point is 01:20:02 done and all like his levels of success like he's still of success, like, he's still, oh my God, he's still figuring out ways to do shit. Right. Fucking recreate himself
Starting point is 01:20:11 in business. This, that. He's still rapping. The high level. At the high level. At that level, bro.
Starting point is 01:20:19 Maybe the highest. Not that Nas isn't, by the way. Right. Nas' last album was fucking amazing. Nas absolutely is. Let's give Nas a smile.
Starting point is 01:20:26 Let's make sure we make this very clear. Nas is Nas. But you cannot fucking shy away from what Hov is now still releasing. Hov is rapping as if he's in his fucking prime at this level. So I'm never going to fucking go at this level. So, I'm never going to fucking go against
Starting point is 01:20:47 the grain. I mean, any rap conversation that doesn't involve Hov isn't a real rap conversation. Like,
Starting point is 01:20:56 he's the definition of rap. Right. Point blank. That's beautiful. That's what I'll say. And I love the story of you jumping on the jet
Starting point is 01:21:02 and not chipping in. Oh, when I made him pay for the jet. Yeah. Made him pay for the jet. Yeah. Made him pay for the jet. Yeah. I was going to fly on a plane myself.
Starting point is 01:21:11 And I called him. He's like, yeah, you going to the game? I said, yeah. You going? He said, yeah. I said, what time you going? He said, 12. I said, I was going to, too.
Starting point is 01:21:19 I'm just going to fly with you. He said, yeah, all right, cool. I said, all right, but I'm not paying. He's like, I didn't ask you to Alright, but I'm not paying. He's like, I didn't ask you to. I'm just making it clear, I'm not. And I was like, and we just went. A great guy, that's my brother.
Starting point is 01:21:33 Brotherhood mentor. Here, I don't know where you're going to go with this one. Tupac or DMX? This feels like you should endorse your product Right now Yeah we should drink a shot Are you
Starting point is 01:21:49 It's already poured I know that I'm just trying to think of This right now There's no way Out of this one This is one where I'm going to have to
Starting point is 01:21:57 Take a shot I'm going to have to Take a shot on this one Do we make some noise On him taking a shot Shabazz the OG Always good to shot? Shabazz the OG. Always good to see you, Shabazz the OG. Fuck, that's a tough one.
Starting point is 01:22:10 Yeah. Let me leave yours over there. Okay. You ready for the next one? Yep. Ooh, Yaga. Yaga? Okay.
Starting point is 01:22:22 Mark Wahlberg or The Rock? That sounds like a show already, man. I love it. I love it. I mean, look, I don't know what that, like, what does that mean? Are you saying, like, this is where we got him. This is where we got him. What does that mean?
Starting point is 01:22:49 Like, are you saying? It's whatever it means to you. It's whatever it means to you. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying, are you talking, like, boy, like. No, we're not talking about anything. Whatever in your mind. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:22:58 We're going to do little ones. Look at that. That's a little one. Wait a minute. I didn't take it. Just give me a second. Okay, all right, all right. Let's take a quick shot for this one.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Here's what I'm going to say. No, I don't have it, just give me a second. Okay, alright, alright. Let's take a quick shot for this one. Here's what I'm going to say, no, I don't have to right now. I'm going to say, first of all,
Starting point is 01:23:11 both of my brothers, like this is like, yeah. Let's go on and take a shot. Let's go on
Starting point is 01:23:19 and take a shot. Let's go on and take a shot. It's getting there. I feel my face starting to change. You want to say fuck this shit? No, I feel my face starting to change. This is where it comes right now.
Starting point is 01:23:33 I can feel it. Cut. By the way, great. Okay, now this one. By the way, great. No, it's great. You know I love it. We haven't filmed Drink Champs in a minute.
Starting point is 01:23:41 We haven't, bro. We haven't. We've been living off of old episodes, so we are glad to come out of retirement for you. You about to get something good in a minute. We haven't, bro. We haven't. We've been living off of old episodes, so we are glad to come out of retirement for you. You about to get something good
Starting point is 01:23:48 in a minute. Okay. You about to make that turn. Yeah, about to make that turn. Let me tell you another fucking thing.
Starting point is 01:23:57 In light of Philadelphia, Meek Mill or Freeway? I think both amazing, but I'll say Meek Free's my guy too But Meek is Meek has done A lot more from
Starting point is 01:24:10 You know just from a Album perspective Album? Album Album I said album I heard a G in there somewhere I heard a G in there somewhere
Starting point is 01:24:20 I'm not flubbing yet His album was good too Once I start flubbing I'll leave I'll flub and leave What'd you say? I'll leave. I'll fucking leave. Do what you say. I'll go Meek there.
Starting point is 01:24:29 No shots to free Freestyle Amazing Artist, but I'll say Meek. Okay. Coming to America or Harlem Nights? Harlem Nights. Fast. Because I heard you
Starting point is 01:24:38 was going to remake Harlem Nights. I wanted to for a long time. Eddie is... Eddie ain't fucking with you? Eddie didn't like me. To be fucking with you? Eddie didn't like... To be honest with you, Eddie didn't...
Starting point is 01:24:47 He liked my idea, but he was like, I'm not... He's like, me being... Because my idea was like, they have kids. Eddie got kids?
Starting point is 01:24:55 My idea was like, those guys... From Harlem Nights. From Harlem Nights had kids. And it's the younger generation. And that generation is now in Harlem. So what do you think he wasn't fucking with? It was age.
Starting point is 01:25:08 He was like, how am I going to play that age difference? Because he thinks he's still young. No, I mean, when I pitched the rough idea and concept, it was, but it would be harder to pull off. It's basically like, look, it's the idea of moving and navigating in a generation of, let just say like five six years ago right and still doing the work that they were doing that business that is mafia like business right but based off of what i knew my dad did but the sons of those people and the only reason why i
Starting point is 01:25:41 want to do something like that is because I just want Something that can get Us together I want to get us all Together I would love to see you Mike Epps Little Duval We're gonna do it
Starting point is 01:25:54 Me and Mike Me and Mike Are in a great place now Man it took It took a long time Cause y'all were shaky at one point Me and Mike were real shaky I felt like it was
Starting point is 01:26:00 Brown skin Dark skin Beef going on Nah Nah me and Mike And you know I'm in between Both of y'all Brown skin and dark skin I'll be going to both meetings I'll go to the brown skin meetings And I'll go to's brown skin, dark skin beef going on. No, no, me and Mike just... And you know, I'm in between both of y'all, brown skin and dark skin.
Starting point is 01:26:06 I'll be going to both meetings. I'll go to the brown skin meetings and I'll go to the dark skin meetings. And they let you in both? They don't let me in the dark skin meetings. I don't like it. We were... Can you get me in the dark skin meetings?
Starting point is 01:26:14 No. No. Me and Mike were heavy on the side. Me and Mike, we didn't fuck with each other. We made that decision. And, you know, I think to the credit of both of us both of us, you look up and we realize our age. And it's like, look, this is doing nothing. There's no value in this.
Starting point is 01:26:33 If anything, we're cheating the world of an opportunity to. But where did that problem even start? I don't even want to get into it. Okay, you don't have to. It's too much of unnecessary. That's what you asked rappers at one point. No, it's not rappers. It's unnecessary.
Starting point is 01:26:51 That's rapper shit. And I think the now... No, rapper shit is more stupid. Ours wasn't as stupid. You know I'm here. Yeah, y'all shit is more stupid. Ours wasn't as stupid, but it just built and grew over time.
Starting point is 01:27:05 But I like the fact that as grown men, we figured out a way to talk, and we're in a good space. I explained to him I want to have that thing where we're on screen together. Why would we not have that moment?
Starting point is 01:27:21 As much as I've done, or as much as I'm doing, I've never done that. And I was like, you know, for us to figure out a way to do that, to sit at the table and, you know, sit as equals and fucking figure it out would be dope. So, you know, look, if there's a world where I can get a Mike, a fucking Chris, a Dave, a Kat to the table, a Sed, a fucking Chris, a Dave, Kat to the table, a Sed, a Steve. Because that's probably the only person that could have played
Starting point is 01:27:48 Wesley Snipes' character is probably Mike Epps. Mike is a good actor. Yeah. Throughout all of our shit. He did cocaine before in his life. Throughout all of our shit.
Starting point is 01:27:57 You know what I'm saying? The way he act, you know that cocaine movement? I've never. He got it down pat. I've never fucking. Come on. I'll say this though.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Throughout all of our problems, I've never shit I'll say this though throughout all of our problems I've never shit on his talent Mike is a is a funny guy Mike is a talented actor he's a he's a fucking
Starting point is 01:28:12 amazing talent so you know for us now to be in a good space um I think it's dope as fuck and I'm and we will we will do
Starting point is 01:28:20 something today for sure but I love I love that you know I'm a man of peace. Okay. Friday or half-baked? Friday.
Starting point is 01:28:30 Friday. Half-baked is great. Friday's a bigger culture driver. You know, Friday's a... And Friday also put... Once again, I go to the world of amplification. It puts so many people on. You know, when you look at Chris Tucker,
Starting point is 01:28:44 when you look at John Witherspoon, when you look at Chris Tucker, when you look at John Witherspoon, when you look at Samore, Mike Epps, when you look at Don D.C. Curry, when you look at
Starting point is 01:28:51 Bruce Bruce, Ricky Smiley, you know, these are all names. Ronaldo Ray, R.P. I mean, those are so many names.
Starting point is 01:28:58 Ice Cube. Shout out to Ice Cube in general. Ice Cube for that. Ice Cube is a guy who not only loves comedy, but he's been an advocate for the world of career
Starting point is 01:29:08 he's provided a platform to where comedy careers could go on and progress and once again when you talk about comedy these conversations get lost people don't highlight it as much as they should when you think about the ones that are at the helm,
Starting point is 01:29:26 the Martin side of it, all of those names, all those Def Jam names that were big, they came from that hug, but then after that, then Ice Cube was like, oh shit, I saw him here. Come do these things. It was like a passing of a time. So a lot of careers came from
Starting point is 01:29:41 this street. This street where I'm a fan of you. I'm a fan of you. Oh, fuck. Martin love Q. Q love Martin. I'm watching you, man. Do as dope as fuck.
Starting point is 01:29:53 I'm trying to do this shit. The shit that I did, all he did was take, he took the thing and Martin showed the work. Look at House Party. Look at all these other things. That was Kid and Play developing this movie. But look at the people around that were in that movie. It's beautiful. If you go back and you look at these times, look at all these other things that was kid and play developing this movie, but look at the people around that were in that movie. It's beautiful.
Starting point is 01:30:07 If you go back and you look at these times, you'll... Shout out to House Party, man. House Party was great too. That was huge, man. Movies at the old. Let's do a House Party over.
Starting point is 01:30:14 They already are doing one. They are? Yeah. They've done a couple. Spring Hill. LeBron's company. Spring Hill, LeBron. Yeah, LeBron's doing one.
Starting point is 01:30:23 All right. Shout out to Spring Hill too. Doing amazing things. Another black owned company. Oh, Spring Hill, LeBron. Yeah, LeBron's doing one. All right. Shout out to Spring Hill, too. Doing amazing things. Another black-owned company. Driving the narrative in media, changing... Midda? Media.
Starting point is 01:30:33 Maybe he said midda. Maybe he said midda, bro. Media. But they're doing great shit, man. Amazing production. Amazing IP they're developing. And it's great to see. So, shout out to them, too.
Starting point is 01:30:44 Big them up. Rocky or Creed? Creed. I say Creed because Rocky was amazing, still is amazing. Sylvester Stallone
Starting point is 01:30:53 is who the fuck he is but where he really becomes a genius is to come back in fucking 15 years or however long it was and make that IP relevant again. He came back and said, yeah, I don't want to do nothing else,
Starting point is 01:31:09 but I did the Rocky, but Rocky this time is going to be about Creed's son. He stayed in the same storyline and was able to take something else and get a part one and part two out of. By the way. Which he created, right? Which he created. That's Sylvester Stallone. But he doesn't own the original Rocky, does he?
Starting point is 01:31:23 No, I don't think he owns it I think he made He made good deals On the later ones I'm not sure he owns it But I think in the Creed ones He made some more Lucrative deals for himself
Starting point is 01:31:33 But To go develop After that thing existed For so long 20 years Yeah exactly That's pretty fucking amazing And I say Creed
Starting point is 01:31:41 Because once again Highlighting Amplifying Put Michael B. Jordan on And Michael B. Jordan held his own amazing. And I say Creed because once again highlighting, amplifying, put Michael B. Jordan on and Michael B. Jordan held his own and now Michael B.
Starting point is 01:31:50 Jordan has a franchise under his belt, right? Like that didn't have to happen. So through the love of Sylvester Stallone, he got
Starting point is 01:31:57 to Creed. I say Creed because of, you know, I think it was a better movie. I think it was a doper movie, but I like that
Starting point is 01:32:03 opportunities were given off of it. I love that. Dave Chappelle or Jamie Foxx? What do you mean? He said Dave Chappelle or Jamie Foxx. What do you mean? You talking acting? You talking comedy?
Starting point is 01:32:16 No, it's whatever it is. No, it's whatever it is. Whatever is in your mind. It's stand-up comedy, Dave Chappelle. Okay. All right, there you go. David Chappelle was the most. Cheat sheet.
Starting point is 01:32:24 Mike Epps or Chris Tucker? In the movie Friday or talking about what he's talking about? Whatever you want. What are you talking about? Are we saying who did the better Friday? What are we saying? It's all you. Whatever you want.
Starting point is 01:32:37 It's your criteria. It's your criteria. This is a fuck. Like, you guys are. This is not. We can't define it for you. Yeah, it's just saying names. I mean, you're not saying like what.
Starting point is 01:32:45 We just throw names at you and then you figure it out. You figure out why. Okay, so is it thumb wrestling? Like what are you talking about? Yeah, you could be like, yo, he's a better thumb wrestler and that's why I pick him.
Starting point is 01:32:56 Mike Ebs or Chris Tucker? Okay. Who's the better Better thumb wrestler I'm gonna take a shot You know what That's right Me and Mike are in a good space I'm gonna keep us in a good space
Starting point is 01:33:16 Yeah please Keep me out of good space Yeah I got a funny Chris Tucker story I would love this Chris Tucker story When This is when My wife was here, too. I wonder if she remembers this.
Starting point is 01:33:27 So we were getting our first... Our wives remember everything. No, no. This is a good one. My wife right there. We should switch to Añejo after this, too. Not because... Let's just live wild.
Starting point is 01:33:37 Well, no. Let's just live wild. Not living wild. I want you guys to taste the product. I definitely got to try that one. Yeah, it's stupid for you guys to just taste this. Chris Alino is amazing, but I want you to taste this personally it was amazing moving on Kevin Hart side this whole time now I've been drinking mama wanna leave oh yeah don't drink that
Starting point is 01:33:49 they make that in a bathtub and Kendall I don't want that we drink all the cash and wet willies before and didn't end right guess what there's no world where i'm drinking please please you know why i'm not drinking that because my option is grand corny but this might become grand corny part three no no it looks like it looks like what's that bathtub water no what's the called amazing liquid that Liquid that you watched? Back in the day, they used to do. Moonshot. Moonshot. And that's what we... It's Cisco.
Starting point is 01:34:27 We just got a ticket. There's something... No. It's Cisco without the doll. Yeah, that doesn't look like... I don't like it. All right, look. Funny Chris Tucker story.
Starting point is 01:34:34 So we were buying our first house in LA, and we're coming into this neighborhood, and I didn't know that Chris lived in the neighborhood. And this is when Chris was like having the taxes problem okay so I'm like in the house and they're like showing me things they're gonna renovate some things and Chris comes by and all all he says from outside is pay your taxes man And I'm like I go No ha ha I go What? It's Chris Tucker He comes in
Starting point is 01:35:10 Yeah man Just pay your taxes man I was like Chris What the fuck You doing here? He's like Well I'm here man
Starting point is 01:35:16 I got a house down here too man He told me he was coming I'm just telling you Pay your taxes And he left That's real advice though That's real advice He left
Starting point is 01:35:25 I got a visit from Chris Tucker And Tito Jackson That sounds crazy Tito Jackson one day Just came to my house I'm not sure If you playing
Starting point is 01:35:35 No I'm doing this Okay And told me he came Together No You said together Chris Tucker No he's a separate
Starting point is 01:35:42 I said I got a visit And then Tito came by himself Tito came by himself Okay did Tito have Chris Tucker, no, these are separate. And then Tito came by himself? Tito came by himself. Okay, did Tito have finger waves? Hey, man, I cannot confirm. No, it's not. Because I'm used to finger waves. First of all, I want to say the Jackson family is an amazing family.
Starting point is 01:35:56 I love the Jackson family. If you're looking at the camera, that's your camera right there. They must really be gangsters. Tito just came, man, and he knocked on my door. He said, pay your taxes? And, you know, nobody ever knocks on the door, so I assumed somebody cool. I just came to the door, and Tito was came in and he knocked on my door. He said, pay your taxes? You know, nobody ever knocks on the door so I assumed somebody cool. I just came to the door
Starting point is 01:36:07 and Tito was standing there. He said, I had to come by. I was like... Wait, you opened the door? Yeah, I opened the door. Oh no, Friday got the finger wave. Tito don't got the finger wave. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:36:18 On my mother, I said, Tito? He said, I had to come by. said he was in the neighborhood They told him I was there He was like yeah man They told me he was here I had to come and show you some love
Starting point is 01:36:36 I just kept going Tito got the S girl Tito got the bingo waves I remember How many curls you gonna give him bro? No I know all the curls you know activator I gotta keep it yeah I tell you a teetle hand when I'm drunk now all right hey only the best though one of the best by the way it's not like a bad drum it's like a good it's a great job this is it oh no we're happy people okay it's like oh i'll dance for all night okay new jack city or king of new york new jack city westy snipes true story
Starting point is 01:37:21 what are you talking about yeah come on and ch, man. You got to give it to Chris Rock. And Chris Rock. He smoked crack like a professional. Come on. I loved it. I loved him. He's a great cracker. All right. All right. No worries. He's a great cracker. All right. That's enough. Come on. Let's go. Come on. Too far. Yeah. Come on. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:37:39 Let's go. Okay. Will Ferrell or Woody Harrison? Fuck, man. Okay Will Ferrell Or Woody Harrison Fuck man Will Ferrell is the funniest man I've ever worked with in my life But Woody Harrison Is the most interesting man In the world
Starting point is 01:37:59 Who the fuck is Woody Harrison? Oh my god man Why am I getting jumped? Why am I getting jumped? Oh that's my man Yeah Woody Harrelson From Cheers
Starting point is 01:38:09 That's your man now From Cheers I call him from Cheers Woody Harrelson Do you want me to tell you who he is? Woody Harrelson is the Dos Equis man Have you ever seen the Dos Equis commercial? Yes I've seen it
Starting point is 01:38:19 He's the most interesting guy You're saying that in real life He's not in the Yeah come on Woody Harrelson He thinks he's in the commercial though Woody Harrelson on Woody Harrelson He thinks he's in the commercial Woody Harrelson He knows me too much
Starting point is 01:38:28 He thinks he's in the commercial He's like oh I saw him But then he asked me Why I wouldn't smoke with him He said Oh you got him in the actual commercial I saw him He was amazing
Starting point is 01:38:39 With the beard He is the most interesting man In the world Woody Harrelson Is a raw vegan He smokes like a motherfucker He smokes Only eats food
Starting point is 01:38:53 From the earth at a certain temperature He operates like a nomad Like he's a He's Whatever the earth provides He uses He spins his water. He spins his water?
Starting point is 01:39:07 What does that mean? He makes it. His water. How do you make water? I don't fucking know, but he does it. He doesn't have bottles of water. He spins it. He spins it.
Starting point is 01:39:17 It's called spinning. He spins his water. Electricity. If it's forced electricity and not natural from like the solar with the sun he like uh it is a malleable i'm not gonna tell you that would be it feels like a malleable type of person he lit like he's uh you feel like he got horses no he's like he's like he's a nomad he's the most interesting person you'll ever talk to. He's the happiest man.
Starting point is 01:39:46 He's the happiest man you will ever talk to. So he just goes to Jostra Tree in a trailer and he gets butted. How does he make movies doing all this shit you just said? He'll go do the movie. If I want to call Woody right now, I can't call him. Like the satellite has to link with the donkey? No, like email. One person can get to him. Not a lot of people can't call him Like the satellite Has to link with the donkey No like I don't email The person Emails
Starting point is 01:40:05 Like one person Can like get to him Not a lot of people Can get to him He's a person That's like He's so centered With being present in life
Starting point is 01:40:14 No phone None of that shit He's not that guy He's a different breed He's the most interesting man I've ever been around Wow No phone
Starting point is 01:40:22 He's got no Twitter Kanye was like that too Kanye was like that too kanye was like that for a minute too not no more well i don't know i just told the kanye 12 minutes ago i told that pull up he said i'm going to sleep i said wait a minute right now yeah he in miami i said you're doing one time exact words i'm going to sleep he told me one time he was at the gym he's like kevin you know i don't really do the phone shit, but like, give me like an email and I'll send you an email.
Starting point is 01:40:46 Is Kanye telling you this? I assume it's Equinox. Yeah, Equinox, right? Yeah, I assume it. So then after... I'll never go to Equinox, but you were just trained again in my life.
Starting point is 01:40:56 It was this thing. I don't like y'all guys. So after, he emails me, but then it's like from a phone and it's a signature and it's like, Kanye. I'm like, is this your phone? then he goes who's this you gave me your number it disappeared it disappeared like but kanye is like one of those guys or like you said not no more but there was a moment
Starting point is 01:41:16 where he was no man navigating okay for a minute yes and i'm gonna get into the story with you just train and you know where y'all made me never want to come back. I'll stop it, man. You were working out. It's the fab or Jadakiss? I'll take a shot.
Starting point is 01:41:32 I love it. I love it. Kevin is back in the game. I'll take a shot. Yo, are we going to finish this bottle? This says a lot about us. I can't answer that question.
Starting point is 01:41:41 Okay, this is... Both my brothers, I don't think that's a fair question. Exactly. I don't think that's a fair question. Exactly. I don't. It's a fair question for a drink chance. And we're going to switch to this.
Starting point is 01:41:50 We're going to switch to... Okay, you're going to finish this. I am. I'm going to take a pee-pee before we drink that. You're going to take a what? A pee-pee. A pee-pee.
Starting point is 01:41:56 Yeah, a pee-pee. I'm not letting you take a fucking bathroom break. I am taking a bathroom break. You think I got the time for you to go to a fucking bathroom? No, we don't stop. We can keep going.
Starting point is 01:42:05 We can keep going. No, you guys keep going. I go to Pee Pee's and I take a lot. I read my phone. I watch the news. We're ignorant people. You can't fucking leave. Watch how I do it.
Starting point is 01:42:18 I will show you how I do it. Are you going to toe up? No, no. I just take a piss. You can take a piss too if you want to. I don't want to take a piss. I would finish the show. After the show I would do it.
Starting point is 01:42:28 We don't do that here at Drink Champs. You're a real Drink Champ. But what about the fucking camera shit? No, we stay like this. No, that's okay. Me and you keep going. We keep going. That's such a horrible edit. No, we keep that in the edit. Let me stop for a second. As a producer,
Starting point is 01:42:44 if you fuck up this camera shot by walking away, you leave a hole where me and Nori now talk, or we lose you for a second. No, no, we put a mannequin right here. You know the mannequin you saw? Oh, the mannequin. Yeah, yeah. The karate mannequin? We put it right here.
Starting point is 01:42:56 The Wesley Slate? No, no. Charlie Murphy? We put the mannequin right here. You're going to go throw up? No, man. You know what? Now I think that's what's happening. I think that's what's happening. I'm going to never throw up. You're a fucking believer. I'm going to fucking piss now. you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now do you know what now Oh, I already took my shot. I don't like that you're leaving. I'm not upset about it, but I don't like it.
Starting point is 01:43:27 I like that, man. I like that you're the first guest. I don't like it. Hey, shut the fuck up. You gotta take a piss. You just get the fuck out of here. Listen, that's awful TV. We don't do TV.
Starting point is 01:43:39 Yeah, this is. If we in it, we in it. No, no, no, we don't end it. If we're in it, we're in it. No, we're gone. We all gonna take a piss. If you fucking leave, I'm done. If you no, no, we don't end it. It's going. If we're in it, we're in it. No, we're going. We all go take a piss. All right, well, if you fucking leave, I'm done. If you fucking leave, nope, I'm walking out of here fucking leaves.
Starting point is 01:43:50 No, no, no, no. Yeah, I'm going to leave. I'll test it right now. I got to take a piss. All right. Let's go. If you fucking leave, I'm going to make you hold your piss. Fuck that.
Starting point is 01:43:58 No, no, I'm out. All right. Just shut up. You really have to piss. That's not how you test it. No, no, no. No. You really had to piss. That's not how you test it. No, no, no. No, you really had to go. You really had to piss.
Starting point is 01:44:14 The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and bestselling author and meat eater founder Stephen Ranella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say, it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves.
Starting point is 01:44:54 So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I know a lot of cops, and they get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes, But there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no. Across the country, cops called this taser the revolution. But not everyone was convinced it was that simple.
Starting point is 01:45:36 Cops believed everything that taser told them. From Lava for Good and the team that brought you Bone Valley comes a story about what happened when a multi-billion dollar company dedicated itself to one visionary mission. This is Absolute Season 1. Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad.
Starting point is 01:45:58 It's really, really, really bad. Listen to new episodes of Absolute Season 1. Taser Incorporated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st and episodes
Starting point is 01:46:14 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Ad-free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. I'm Clayton English. I'm Greg Glod. And this is season two of the War on Drugs podcast. Yes, sir. We are back.
Starting point is 01:46:28 In a big way. In a very big way. Real people, real perspectives. This is kind of star-studded a little bit, man. We got Ricky Williams, NFL player, Heisman Trophy winner. It's just a compassionate choice to allow players all reasonable means to care for themselves. Music stars Marcus King, John Osborne from Brothers Osborne. We have this misunderstanding of what this quote unquote drug man.
Starting point is 01:46:54 Benny the Butcher. Brent Smith from Shinedown. Got B-Real from Cypress Hill. NHL enforcer Riley Cote. Marine Corvette. MMA fighter Liz Karamush. What we're doing now isn't working and we need to change things. Stories matter and it brings a face to them.
Starting point is 01:47:09 It makes it real. It really does. It makes it real. Listen to new episodes of the War on Drugs podcast season two on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And to hear episodes one week early and ad free with exclusive content, subscribe to Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. I'm Michael Kassin, founder and CEO of 3C Ventures and your guide on good company. The podcast where I sit down with the boldest innovators shaping what's next.
Starting point is 01:47:43 In this episode, I'm joined by Anjali Sood, CEO of Tubi, for a conversation that's anything but ordinary. We dive into the competitive world of streaming, how she's turning so-called niche into mainstream gold, connecting audiences with stories that truly make them feel seen. What others dismiss as niche, we embrace as core. It's this idea that there are so many stories out there, and if you can find a way to curate and help the right person
Starting point is 01:48:12 discover the right content, the term that we always hear from our audience is that they feel seen. Get a front row seat to where media, marketing, technology, entertainment, and sports collide, and hear how leaders like Anjali are carving out space and shaking things up a bit in the most crowded of markets. Listen to Good Company on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to take us to heal us it's mental health awareness month and on a recent episode of just healed with dr j the incomparable taraji p henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered
Starting point is 01:48:58 peace on her journey so what i'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh. You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing.
Starting point is 01:49:21 I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, Connecting changes everything. Okay. Queen Latifah or MC Lyte? I just took a shot. Are you talking about rapping?
Starting point is 01:50:01 Whatever you want, sir. Set it off in this motherfucker. I don't know. Whatever you want, sir. I'm off in this motherfucker. I don't know. Whatever you want, sir. I want to go and say Queen Latifah because I feel Queen Latifah is still finding new ways to reinvent, recreate, and do. MC Lyte still works and does stuff. Yes.
Starting point is 01:50:17 She's an amazing voice for so much. BET, award shows, specials, any award show uses MC Lyfe. She's become the voice of God for so many. And that doesn't mean actually God. It's a reference used when dealing with award shows, et cetera. But Queen Latifah is just still acting. I know she just released a movie on Netflix.
Starting point is 01:50:39 She's still producing. She's doing so much. Ludacris, you talked about your special. Yes, Queen Latifah. I want to say Queen Latifah. Okay. The movie's actually kind of good. To the end?
Starting point is 01:50:52 To the end? I ain't going to lie. Why don't people do that? The movie's actually kind of good. You know what? Let me rephrase that. Let me rephrase that. The movie is actually great.
Starting point is 01:51:04 But here's what I mean when I say why don't people do that. The movie is actually great. Here's what I mean when I say why do people do that. Okay. If you liked the movie, you enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. Seriously. So the movie's good to you. It's great. If you leave up
Starting point is 01:51:19 a window or an inkling for somebody to infiltrate your suggestion of what it is by going, it's kind of good you know you're like like they'll get into your shit i'll tell you why if it was good for you just say it was good just the reason why like i don't read my own comments okay like if i post something i don't read what people say about me but i read what people say about other people do you honestly care?
Starting point is 01:51:46 Sometimes I do. I can't lie to you. You really care? No. Sometimes. What? Care. I want you to... No, no.
Starting point is 01:51:52 Take a second. Take a second right now. Look. Do I care? You're drinking. Take a second to process that. Do you really care? Sometimes I do.
Starting point is 01:52:00 I can't lie to you. Like, sometimes... Like, there was a meme that said, most people see a person across the street, and they say that the person across the street don't like them. So they say most people want to go over there and say, why you don't like me?
Starting point is 01:52:15 And then I believe 50 posted this, and 50 said, I'm the guy that says I don't give a fuck why the people across the street don't like me. I am not that guy. I'm actually the guy that I want to know why. But why do you across the street don't like me. I'm not that guy. I'm actually the guy that I want to know why. Why do you skip the logic? Why do you skip
Starting point is 01:52:29 the common sense logic? Of what part? What does that change in your life? What do they change in your life? What do those comments that you read change?
Starting point is 01:52:40 I'm going to be honest. Do you have Twitter? Yeah, I have everything. Okay, Twitter. I'm sorry, I'm fucking. Twitter might be. Twitter'm going to be honest. Do you have Twitter? Yeah, I have everything. Okay, Twitter. I'm sorry. I'm fucking. Twitter might be Twitter might be the most honest place on the planet.
Starting point is 01:52:52 To who? To me. Okay, listen to what you're saying right now. Yes. Alright, I'm sorry. I'm going to reverse it for a second. Let's go. I already did. You don't even realize that I did. I did a second ago. I watched your show. You drink a lot of red wine in your show listen to what you just told me you just told me that a platform where people come on and talk translates to your real world
Starting point is 01:53:18 which is why you care you know what I I should rephrase I asked you to think about it Yes I apologize Okay It doesn't It doesn't It affects me While I'm on the app It doesn't Yes
Starting point is 01:53:30 It doesn't affect you While you're on the app It shouldn't I'll tell you a story Real quick One time I had beef With this internet troll guy Right
Starting point is 01:53:37 I don't want to Say his name I don't want to say his name Or whatever But It was crazy Like me and him Were going back and forth.
Starting point is 01:53:45 You know what Angela Lee? Angela Lee called me, and she said, can you? And I was like, yo, Angela, I'm a little stressed out. Like, this guy's bot is in my comments every time I post something. So I'm sitting there, and I'm actually worried. I'm actually like, yo, did I do something wrong? And Angela Lee gave me the best advice ever. She said, can you do me a favor?
Starting point is 01:54:05 Where you at right now? And I forget where I was at she was like just walk across the street and I walked across the street and then I walked back and then I called her and she was like did anybody tell you anything that happened on social media no and I was like no and she was like exactly bozo yeah you know why she called you a bozo? No, I call myself a bozo. Well, if she would have, she would have been correct. Okay. And I'm going to say this for everybody watching, too. Yes, please.
Starting point is 01:54:34 There is a misconception as to reality versus false reality. Right? I see it all the time. Kevin Hart not funny. Fuck you, man. I'm so sick of... What the fuck? When they gonna stop?
Starting point is 01:54:48 God damn it. I see it all the time. Right. I'm still gonna do the movies. Right. I'm still gonna do commercials. I'm still gonna go perform. Man, you ain't funny.
Starting point is 01:55:02 Fuck that nigga. Oh, there's 15,000 people out in each right if I get into that thing you'll believe it that thing you'll believe
Starting point is 01:55:11 well what's the well where's my side of real reality you have to understand that the social media is amazing as it's pros and cons right
Starting point is 01:55:19 but one of the cons one of the cons is what switch your glass switch your glass one of the cons is switch your glass yeah
Starting point is 01:55:24 one of the cons is negativity right there of the cons is a glass yeah one of the cons is negativity right there's a world of negativity that's embraced on social media so if you allow the negativity to infiltrate infiltrate your world of good you lost yeah you're right like there's real world and then there's that right the real world is what you actually exist in and who you exist with if those people don't say shit to you to shake you or knock you off your fucking square then tell me what really matters no you're right so if i'm gonna let a comment or a person affect me well then i shouldn't be on social media in general that's real all right and that's the difference that's the difference in the mindsets of a lot of people that's on it because a lot of people are on it for the fulfillment of
Starting point is 01:56:07 what the comment says have you ever been on black twitter i don't even know what the that is nori kind of made it up in the world the way you describe it you talking about this is what's playing we talking about yeah spank me on be on black Twitter. Black Twitter, this shit. Keep it real. What does that mean? I don't know. You just said it. You better be able to fucking define it. I go on black Twitter even though it's
Starting point is 01:56:31 the same Twitter. That's what it is, yeah. But it's the same Twitter but it's a certain section of Twitter where it's just some black shit going on.
Starting point is 01:56:41 Do you know this or are you just saying this? Is this real? I know this. Alright, so it's just I'm in there and then you know, it's like You're this? Is this real? I know this. All right. Because I'm in there and then, you know, it's like the Bill Cosby. You're not in there, bro. You're there already.
Starting point is 01:56:49 And it's like the Bill Cosby shit. It's like where we keep it real because everybody want to write Bill Cosby away. So there's black people talking shit? I don't want to say that, Kev. I'm asking you for a definition. I want to say we are negotiating. Hostage. Okay. Hostage? I don't know why I definition. We are negotiating. Hostage. Okay.
Starting point is 01:57:06 Hostage? I don't know why I said that. So, no. I'm giving you an opportunity right now. Okay, Black Eyed. Listen. Give me a clear definition of something. Right now.
Starting point is 01:57:15 Right now. Right now. I can say. I can say. Do you guys have questions for Kevin Hart? Okay. And the worst questions in the world is going to come within 25 seconds. Okay, so it's black people talking shit.
Starting point is 01:57:31 I don't want to say talking shit. Okay, Nori, you're not doing a good job of fucking explaining. He's not the one pitching this out to anybody. What is the definition? So tell me the definition of what it is. Spank, come over here, Spank. Spank, come over here, Spank. Spank, give me that.
Starting point is 01:57:44 No, Spank, the camera's over here. Don't show your arm Spank, come over here, Spank. Spank, come over here, Spank. Spank, give me that. No, Spank, the camera's over here. Don't show your arm. Don't show your arm, Spank. Spank, just explain. Black Twitter is the worst, best place in the world. Black Twitter is basically all of us. We come together. We do our memes.
Starting point is 01:57:57 We do our topics. We do everything where we talk about in our community. Twitter is like America, and we got our hood. That's all. Yeah! Yeah! about in our community. Twitter is like America and we got our hood. That's all. So Spank, was I correct when I said black people talking shit? I was correct. Yeah, my bad. It's like a secret community. It's like only us hearing.
Starting point is 01:58:20 Black people talking shit. That's what I said. Okay, I got it. It's amazing though. Black said Okay I got it Okay It's amazing though Black Twitter I got it Yes Black Twitter or not Who gives a fuck Like what
Starting point is 01:58:32 I don't understand Like it's like We're in a time where Everybody highlights The world of opinion Right You forget that it's just that Yeah
Starting point is 01:58:42 By the way I've fallen victim to it I've fallen victim At certain points in my life. We talked about earlier, me on Clubhouse, et cetera. You fall victim to it, but ultimately, the biggest thing you realize, it don't matter. It don't matter. Those comments you're talking about, I'm a logic guy. I'm a reality guy.
Starting point is 01:59:04 I don't live in fantasy. Reality Right? I don't live in fantasy. Reality check. I don't live in fantasy. Right? So, in reality... I killed that? No, you caught that. You caught that.
Starting point is 01:59:12 In reality, how many people are in the fucking world? Billions. Right. Do you see billions of comments in your fucking... People see like 50... Three into you is a thousand. People see 50. Right.
Starting point is 01:59:26 They see eight. They see 8 They see 150 People sell their art too Right People sell their art I mean they see a bunch of whatever We don't like them niggas But whatever that means They be selling art
Starting point is 01:59:34 And they be telling you That they made money Off of the funds And you get mad at them Yeah I don't like them niggas Why are you reading All of these motherfucking bots Why are you reading that
Starting point is 01:59:42 Yo Why are you reading that The bots are real What Norris got a fucking problem Why are you reading that? Why are you reading that? The bots are real. Norris got a fucking problem. Why are you reading that? I'm going to take this to the bots. The bots is the first niggas that's on my shit. Yo, I can make you 5,000.
Starting point is 01:59:54 I've been thinking about it, too. Like, burn up. I can get you 50. I can make you 5,000. No. I'm a fucking bot. You're being verified By these guys
Starting point is 02:00:05 I'm verified It's fucking It's sad man It's sad Get the fuck out of it To anybody else That gives a fuck about comments Ask yourself
Starting point is 02:00:13 Why do you care about People you do not know That's real That's it That's real I wrapped it up That simple That's real
Starting point is 02:00:19 Why the fuck do you care About people you do not know That's real Why do opinions of people That you don't even know who they are what they are why do they matter what matters to you who really shakes your fucking ground in your world if you got a wide variety of who those people are that's your problem right if anybody can shake your foundation and take a brick from underneath it
Starting point is 02:00:45 and make your building fall down, you got bigger problems. That shit come from a solid nucleus. We name the names of the people around me. There's certain people that can say something that can affect my fucking foundation for real. And that number is small. I'd be damned if it's a fucking comment.
Starting point is 02:01:04 I'd be damned if it's a blog. I'd be damned if it's a fucking comment. I'd be damned if it's a blog. I'd be damned if it's a fucking person I've never seen or never know. Who gives a fuck? Why? If it doesn't come from your nucleus or from your circle or from the thing that you've built, it shouldn't matter. Point blank. It shouldn't matter.
Starting point is 02:01:22 Let's give you some noise for that. That's it. It's your move. Let's it. It shouldn't matter. Let's drink to Repo Salad. Yo. What's up? I ain't gonna lie to you. I was just pouring it to be cute.
Starting point is 02:01:31 No, no, no. What are you talking about? You guys love this. You guys are gonna love this. I promise you. I ain't gonna lie to you. I'm not a killer guy at all. Come on now.
Starting point is 02:01:41 Come on now. I'm gonna be honest. That's good. Come on now. This smell like I'm gonna wake up in Flatbush. That's because it was aged. Man, you got a long ways to go, man. Come on now.
Starting point is 02:01:51 Come on now. Come on now. I like it. Come on now. See that? You thought it was going to be fucking. No, it started out. But you can tell it's going to give you that reggaeton.
Starting point is 02:02:00 Yeah, it got the reggaeton. What's that? What the fuck is that? Reggaeton. What's that? That's that is that? Reggaeton. What's that? Reggaeton. That's that yalla yalla yalla. That reggaeton.
Starting point is 02:02:11 You know. I'm gonna be honest with you. Make some noise! OK, wait a second. What language is y'all gonna use? The reggaeton. Wait. Are y'all getting fucked up
Starting point is 02:02:27 By the way Cam By the way I'm staying strong We've been fucked up I'm staying strong And let me just be honest with you Would you like another shot Because this is something
Starting point is 02:02:35 I can't I'm staying strong This is something I always want to tell All my friends Because I'm your friend Does not take away from me Being your fan Okay You continue to elevate when
Starting point is 02:03:04 when artists that I love drops the album I critique them and I critique them because I'm not no longer making albums So I could teach them and I look and where they could fuck up and how they could fuck up And this wasn't I was doing that yesterday, but I wanted to I said cab can't be this sharp He got too much money he got beautiful wife beautiful people everyone there's no way he has to slip up
Starting point is 02:03:30 he has to be one and I'm looking and you like this you know what you say to me nigga I'm about to start the show I'm like damn you're an narcissist for real you say he's a narcissist
Starting point is 02:03:40 he was directing me to my seat get in your seat I said Jesus I said, Jesus. I said, Jesus, cab, cab. I'm a rapper. I'm going to make it two seconds before it starts. And you did not.
Starting point is 02:03:53 You controlled everything. So I'm looking for a slip-up. I'm looking for it. I'm watching. Only slip-up was at the end. Y'all, I got you. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, sweating. And then I look.
Starting point is 02:04:03 I said, leather pants. He's staying in the tradition. What are those leather pants? Yes. Those, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, sweating. And then I look. I said, leather pants. He's staying in the tradition. What are those leather pants? Yes. Those leather pants, right? Yeah. I said, holy moly guacamole. He going to sleep.
Starting point is 02:04:11 Paying homage, by the way. To Eddie Murphy? To Eddie Murphy? Yes. That's my nod. How much? That's my nod all the time. And you didn't sleep.
Starting point is 02:04:21 Yeah. You stayed sharp. And what I noticed is, to be a great comedian, you have to be a great storyteller. Absolutely. Absolutely. You have to be that.
Starting point is 02:04:32 Absolutely. If you do not have good stories to tell, you have no substance. You need to be able to tell stories. And by the way, to be a great comedian,
Starting point is 02:04:40 you need problems. Real problems? Yeah. Like your brother. Immediately after your brother, I thought I knew him. No, that's my brother. Immediately.
Starting point is 02:04:49 Your brother, because of how you described. Like, one time I met your father. I don't remember where he was at, but I just started talking to him like I knew him. And then I realized,
Starting point is 02:04:58 I've never met this guy ever, but do your stand up. My dad will make you feel welcome. Yes. My brother is my, my fucking make you feel welcome my brother is my my fucking everything I love my brother to death my brother is brother
Starting point is 02:05:09 slash dad slash brother he been crazy for real the best uncle for two weeks he had a dog my brother had a moment but he's not
Starting point is 02:05:16 he's good he had a dog he's good you gotta see this you gotta see this set I don't wanna give it away here don't give it away yeah
Starting point is 02:05:23 but my brother is fucking he's a part of the reason why I am the man I am today You can't ignore that That's your older brother right? My older brother Where you at? He over there I was about to say
Starting point is 02:05:38 I want to be hurtful No that's my brother Kenny you know what I almost said I almost said No but my brother. Kenny, you know what I almost said. I almost said... No, but my brother is... He's just a valuable piece of the puzzle of our family.
Starting point is 02:05:53 He takes the role that you don't realize uncles are supposed to take. My kids are... My kids know so much because of the shit that their uncle has brought to the table. Little shit that you forget
Starting point is 02:06:10 about. I'm telling you how dope my brother is. So, you know, we all assume throwing like a boomerang is all. The boomerang? Yeah, yeah, boomerang. You know about it. You've seen it. My brother's the guy to tell my kids, you ever throw a boomerang? No. So, boomerang. I saw it on TV. You've seen it. My brother's the guy to tell my kids,
Starting point is 02:06:27 you ever throw a boomerang? No. So he's the only black nigga in America that know how to throw a boomerang? Also, watch out. Whether he works it or not, he understands how to intrigue and get kids excited. Hey, y'all don't know about the slinky back in the day?
Starting point is 02:06:43 I just brought the slinky to the crib with my kids. Did your dad show you a slinky back in the day i just brought the slinky slinky no my brother wouldn't have found a slinky i want to see the kids yeah but today is it no no what kids even know about it today my kids my kids thought it was amazing you remember the army men the little green joints a million of them little green joints. There are a million of them. Not them jet, that's too advanced. I'm talking the little niggas that don't move. The little green joints. Yeah, they don't move. They got every position though.
Starting point is 02:07:09 The parachutes on they back. You can do the whole war. World War II is there. All that shit. All that shit. Flying a kite. He didn't find them. What?
Starting point is 02:07:17 He found them? Listen, listen, by the way, I saw my brother do it. I was like, this nigga crazy. I'm not flying a... built a kite. Got my kids out there running. You built a kite, man? Listen. Got the kids out there running. All the shit that you forget that made your childhood special, he remembers.
Starting point is 02:07:33 Made my kids watch the older movies like Little Rascals, Little Giants. All the shit. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. All the movies that we watched back in the day. Bad News Bears He's that guy He's the uncle That comes to the table
Starting point is 02:07:49 With different shit So my kids are My kids are not only In the place of just Knowledge of so much From the old But they love to Fuck out their uncle
Starting point is 02:07:59 And that role That I can't have When I'm gone If I have to be gone For a significant time That's crucial, man. My brother steps in and takes, man.
Starting point is 02:08:07 So he's a valuable piece to the last name Hart and the foundation that we built. And it's dope as fuck. It's dope that we're holding on to this thing. So I appreciate it.
Starting point is 02:08:17 And his birthday. Fuck. Wait. It's your birthday? It's his fucking birthday. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot.
Starting point is 02:08:23 He didn't take a shot. Have a shot. Hey! Have He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot.
Starting point is 02:08:31 He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot.
Starting point is 02:08:39 He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't take a shot. He didn't champs do. We don't have to. That's what drink champs do. Let's take a shot for him. Kevin, let's take a shot.
Starting point is 02:08:47 Well, he doesn't drink. Let's just wait. No, no, no. You can take a shot. Let's just see what's happening. We got a couple more questions and then we'll take more shots and a couple more questions
Starting point is 02:08:54 and a couple more shots. We're going to finish Quick Time with Slime. Okay. We haven't finished yet? We have not finished. No, because Kevin is very innovative. Yeah, well, hurry up.
Starting point is 02:09:01 You guys don't want to see Mr. Shot right there? Let's go. I mean, oh. Come on, man. Pour it in. Pour it in. All right. Yeah, I was just referencing that. guys don't want to see Mr. Shaw right there? Let's go. Oh, come on, man. I was just reprimanding. I'm not going to let people see me like it's fucking a great tequila. We're drinking Grand Coromino.
Starting point is 02:09:11 This is my first time drinking a brown one. It won't be your last. By the way, how about this? Shouts out to Grand Coromino just for being an amazing product. Of course, you guys have sponsors. We don't want to disrespect them. Thank you guys for allowing me and my tequila to come on and be a part of your show today.
Starting point is 02:09:28 I'm having a great time, and I'm drinking what I feel is like premium tequila. Not sure if you guys have done it before, but it's good. Thank you, guys. And you know we got products for you. We got products for you as well. Embrace it. Can of aid. We got the can of aid bag.
Starting point is 02:09:40 Give him the can of aid bag. In case when you're done smoking weed, you're going to smoke this. Yeah, there you go, man. We got everything you need under the sun. Everything. Give him the canade bag. In case when you're done smoking weed, you're going to smoke this. Yeah, there you go, man. We got everything you need under the sun. Everything you need under the sun is there. Shout out to canade. We're playing. Because I'm going to jail.
Starting point is 02:09:55 No, no, no. It's all legal. It's completely legal. It's legal. It's all legal. It's not like when you went to Mexico. It's canade. It's not like when you went to Mexico.
Starting point is 02:10:03 I don't feel comfortable taking this back. Okay. It's totally legal. It's not like when you went to Mexico It's not like when you went to Mexico I don't feel comfortable taking this back Okay It's totally legal That's right good I was gonna say on camera I don't feel comfortable taking this back Okay go ahead Alright let's move on
Starting point is 02:10:18 Missy or Eve Who's y'all producer they do a great it's three people we got the Dominican right there we got the hazardous yeah we got
Starting point is 02:10:32 you guys do a great job we got the Peruvian guy from Peru I mean that's Eastern Philadelphia Philadelphia loves Eve right like so you cannot
Starting point is 02:10:43 I mean she's the first female... And they say Missy, too? Oof. Rough Rider. Está crazy. Taking a shot? No, it hurts me to say this, but I got to... Let's take a shot, guys.
Starting point is 02:10:54 No, I can't. No, you have to. A little bit. A little something. I'm going to say Missy, man, because you can't deny Missy Elliott's legendary stance, his music, hip-hop in general. Absolutely. Because you can't deny it. But Eve is a fucking force of nature and Philadelphia loves her.
Starting point is 02:11:13 I love her too. Okay, go ahead. Black Thought or Mos Def? I don't think you got a good answer to that. Let's take a shot. I can't wait to hear your... I'm going to go ahead and pour mine. Just pour up, man. He's thinking of a great story to tell right now.
Starting point is 02:11:38 He said, what's up, Anathai? You're making me feel bad about that. I got to take a shot. No, fuck it. Fuck it. You got this, man. You got this. Who is it? Fuck it.
Starting point is 02:11:59 I'm going to say it. No, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't fucking say it. I'm going to black thought, and here's why. Okay. I'm going to black thought for the fact. The fact.
Starting point is 02:12:10 This is a fact. This is a super fact. The roots, the name of the roots, is significant to hip hop in general. Yes, it is. Facts. And from the roots, you also have names that- Questlove. Yes. You have names that... Questlove. Yes.
Starting point is 02:12:25 You have names that people go, oh, shit, yes, I know. And these names have went on to do amazing things on so many different levels, right? When you think about a group, when you think about a band, you forget what a band is, what a band does. The roots have stayed true to that. And the fact that Black Thought As a lead singer As the The He's one of the
Starting point is 02:12:47 In hip hop period By the way One of the best He's never left his foundation Right He's still with his foundation Great point So I'm going to say
Starting point is 02:12:55 Black Thought Simply for the fact that His foundation Is what it is And he's been true to that thing So shout out to him For being an example Of why we as
Starting point is 02:13:05 philadelphians are different wow god damn makes noise for you yeah most dev i love you uh and i know you don't go about most stuff anymore yassin yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes no i love you uh but i think my answer was good enough for you to understand. All right, come on. Let's go. Will Smith or Ice Cube? Mmm. Think we are.
Starting point is 02:13:31 What up? We got shots ready. Nope, I don't need them. Dark times deserve fucking great light. I'm not going to shit on my brother. Which one? Because they both your brother. They both are my brothers, but I'm not going to shit on my brother. Which one? Because they both your brother. They both are my brothers,
Starting point is 02:13:48 but I'm not going to take the time to shit on them. I'm going to say Will Smith, and here's why. Whoa. Will Smith is a fucking, he's not only a legend, he's not only a GOAT. We now know he's a gangster.
Starting point is 02:13:57 Philly. Philly is where? We now know he's a gangster. Well, that doesn't mean he's a gangster. That doesn't mean he's a gangster. Just throw it out there. The Philadelphia game out there.
Starting point is 02:14:06 Those are your words, not mine. Those are your words. Philly against Brooklyn. Philly 1-0. Will Smith. Come on, bro. Brooklyn didn't know it was coming. Will Smith.
Starting point is 02:14:18 Will Smith is the reason why the idea of African Americans attached to global IP is normal. When you say IP, is it intellectual property? People that don't know. Shit that's owned. Studios took the gamble on more leads of color
Starting point is 02:14:39 because of the work that Will Smith, Denzel were doing in the beginning. You need the faces that Will Smith, Denzel were doing in the beginning, right? Like, you need the faces that are getting universal return. So I'm not going to shit on Will and act like he hasn't been and wasn't that guy. I'm going to go Will Smith. And people make mistakes. And from mistakes, they should be allowed time to fucking recover.
Starting point is 02:15:01 And Will's a legend, man. He's a legend. Absolutely. Hands down. And this is no longer the world's problem. It's's a legend, man. He's a legend. Absolutely. Hands down. In that this is no longer the world's problem. It's Will and Chris's problem. Let them deal with that.
Starting point is 02:15:10 The world should step out of it. But let me just ask you, as a married man, when he said, keep your name, my name, on your wife's mouth, part of you was like,
Starting point is 02:15:20 word up, right? Keep it real. She's right over there. You gotta say yes. I mean, there. You got to say yes. I don't have to say yes. I think there's no world where a wife that's with a man doesn't know the level of respect that her man demands for her and wants for her. That's right. That had nothing to do with that.
Starting point is 02:15:42 That's the world talking. I think that's something Deeper than Anybody will ever understand And that's why I said The world is now out of it It should stay out of it And move on Let
Starting point is 02:15:52 Let Let Will recover from it Let Chris get back to work As normal And let two men be men And figure that out If they choose to If they do
Starting point is 02:16:01 They do If they don't I feel like we gotta Take a shot for that Wow I'm really not I'm really okay I'm okay Dom for that. Wow, I'm really not... I'm really okay, guys. I'm okay, Dom. I'm not fucked up.
Starting point is 02:16:08 I'm still good. You set yourself up for that one. That one, that was perfectly... But the answers are good. Yes, the answers are great. I'm in a good space. But we gotta take a shot for that. Yeah, let's take a shot for that.
Starting point is 02:16:17 Well, wait. I'm gonna take a shot at answering it. The answer's good. You answered it great. Yeah, I know, but I'm not taking a shot now. It wasn't clear what you answered. Yeah, I was very clear. It wasn't that clear. I'll wait.
Starting point is 02:16:26 You'll wait. It was a little blur. The line's a blur. I'll wait. Okay. This one right here, because you live in L.A., but you're from the East Coast. So this one right here might be a little crazy. NWA or Wu-Tang Clan?
Starting point is 02:16:41 I just feel like you should take a shot. Just because of your... Just because of the geographics. Man, you formulate your answers. I see this. Because you can't just act fast. You have to take a second to think. No, no, no. I appreciate this. Yeah, you have to take a second to think.
Starting point is 02:17:03 Your show isn't a show without great answers. People taking the shots all day is great, but people answering the questions are better. God damn it. I understand. I understand. And we're ready for this great answer. Alright, I'm going to say it.
Starting point is 02:17:23 Is it time? It's time. It's time. I want to say it. The world may not like me from it. Take a shot. I want to apologize to my brother Q before I answer this. Who?
Starting point is 02:17:38 I want to apologize to my brother Q before I answer this. Cube? Cube. Cube Ice Cube, man. He's not picking NWA. NWA is amazing. You cannot deny what they were,
Starting point is 02:17:51 what they did. You cannot deny the history that was made. And by the way, success, once again, is best fucking told through the visuals
Starting point is 02:18:03 of what people were able to do underneath the umbrella. I mean, you look at Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, you look at Cube, amazing careers happen from people under that. But when I think about
Starting point is 02:18:15 the Wu-Tang Clan... You're nothing to fuck with. You think about Old Dirty Bastard, you think about Redman... Old Dirty Cav, right? Little Dirty Cav. Little Captain Bastard. Little Kevin Bastard. Old Dirty, you think about Meth, you think about Redman. It should be the Old Dirty Cav, right? Little Dirty Cav. Little Captain Bastard.
Starting point is 02:18:25 Little Kevin Bastard. Old Dirty, you think about Meth, you think about fucking RZA, Raekwon. The Wu-Tang Clan. Inspector Deck. Inspector Deck, with the exception of Inspector Deck, put out the most solo albums, I think, that I've ever witnessed from a group. And if I'm wrong... You should take a shot for that.
Starting point is 02:18:51 If I'm wrong, then okay. But they put out a lot of solo albums. Yes, they did. From that group. Yes, they did. Everybody got a shot. We can take a shot right now. We should take a shot for that right now.
Starting point is 02:19:04 Goddamn. You set yourself up, sir. And by the way, this is some great shit. This is great. All right, let's fucking go. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Go, come on.
Starting point is 02:19:13 No, no, we just took a shot. Wrap it up. Let's go. Tiffany Haddish or Monique? What? what you want more okay I love you just try one of the green and just all fuck yeah I did not mean to do that well we're not gonna take that look at that
Starting point is 02:19:37 oh you got the wee-wee I'm gonna go Monique here's why Monique. Here's why. Monique. Whoa. Here's why. Whoa. Monique. Monique got some bad attention and some bad. She get a bad rap.
Starting point is 02:19:53 They say that she's very hard to work with. We love mama Monique. She's a legend, man. She's a legend. She's never been like that around me. Listen, when people say, they say, I hate that. I hate when people say they. I hate when people go they. I hate when people go they.
Starting point is 02:20:06 I heard who? They. They broad. Right? Oh, man, I don't like going over there. Like when Khaled be like, they be hating. They. Why?
Starting point is 02:20:12 They don't want you to have a cheeseburger. Who? They don't be wanting you to have sushi. Who? They. Who? I know. I know.
Starting point is 02:20:20 Who is that? I don't know. They. Tell me. Who is that? Who is they? They? Yeah. I know. I want a name. Who Day Tell me who is that Day Yeah I know
Starting point is 02:20:25 I want a name Who He knows Day Fletcher Who's that Fletcher It's Fletcher It's a nigga named Fletcher
Starting point is 02:20:32 Somewhere hating on Day It's Fletcher I don't know why Holy shit When people assume And people group You're a part of the problem Yes right
Starting point is 02:20:44 So Through Monique And her battles You're a part of the problem Yes right So Through Monique And her battles And entertainment I'm quite sure She's done some things wrong I'm quite sure She's done some things right
Starting point is 02:20:54 Here's the beauty Of what I know How Malcolm Lee had that Here's the beauty Of what I know They squashed it on stage You wanna know what I know? They squashed it
Starting point is 02:21:01 You wanna know what I know? That I don't know That's That's what I know Simple enough I? That I don't know. That's simple enough. I know that I don't know. And I'm okay with not knowing. When people speak as if they do know, you're part of the problem. You are
Starting point is 02:21:16 the problem. You don't know. So, I'm speaking on behalf of a talent. I'm speaking on behalf of what I know she's done in the business. I'm speaking on behalf of her as a comedian. I'm also speaking on behalf of what I know she's done in the business I'm speaking on behalf of Her as a comedian I'm also speaking on behalf of Her opening up doors for others
Starting point is 02:21:31 The Queens of Comedy The talk shows etc Monique is an amazing talent And always has been So for that alone I'm saying Monique Tiffany will be And is another example of that level of success.
Starting point is 02:21:50 So that female umbrella, that black woman and comedy umbrella, there's a certain amount of them that share some success. I'm going Monique in this case. And I'm also squashing The conversation of negative Because I just don't know You don't know So if people don't know Sometimes it's good to say
Starting point is 02:22:10 You don't know You don't know Sometimes it's good to say I wish I had the information But I don't Okay I'm okay with that Dr. Dre or Puff Daddy?
Starting point is 02:22:20 I'm sorry what? Dr. Dre or Puff Daddy? That's what? Dr. Dre as Puff Daddy I know I'm saying sorry, what? It's either Dre or Pup Daddy. That's what? I'm talking about Ask Pup Daddy. I know I'm saying what for what? I enjoy your rap, but I didn't.
Starting point is 02:22:27 And racing? And racing? And racing? Did you say racing? Let's come out. You talking about bodies like today? What are you talking about?
Starting point is 02:22:37 What's up with him being in shape? Not in shape? Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, yeah. No, just regular. Whatever you want.
Starting point is 02:22:45 In regular shape. Producing? You can't do that. You can't do producing. Whatever you want, man. You can't do producing. Okay. That's a stupid question.
Starting point is 02:22:55 Wait, J-Up of Daddy? Yeah, you can't do that. Why? What do you mean why? You can't do that. It's disrespectful to both to say who's done better in the world of producing. I would like to see that in Versus. No, that Versus doesn't make sense. It's all to both to say who's done better in the world of producing. I would like to see that in Versus. No, that Versus doesn't make sense.
Starting point is 02:23:07 It's all over the map. Who would Kev verse in Versus? Kev wouldn't verse anybody in Versus because comedy doesn't work in Versus. We could make it happen. How does that make sense? Truffle popcorn. Do the jokes you already know. The world already knows these jokes that's true
Starting point is 02:23:26 alright so we come with new you don't think you don't think you are roast roasting each other that's not a versus then that's napping so you now change that would be the verses well then it's not versus so you change that you're absolutely right but we're making that the versus. You see how specific I am? You're very specific. Yes, because if you talk to me. You're like a lawyer, bro. I'm not a lawyer. I'm a fucking business guy. If we're talking about an IP versus, what makes versus great is that versus is me against
Starting point is 02:23:54 you, my catalog versus your catalog. We're taking that away. That's very true. In comedy, you want me to tell you the jokes you already know versus the jokes that you said that they already know? And you want us to say it again? Are you basically saying you can smoke anybody at versus? you said that they already know and you want us to say it again? Are you basically saying you can smoke anybody
Starting point is 02:24:06 at Versus? I'm saying it doesn't make sense for comedy. But we can bring people from another country that never heard the jokes. It doesn't make sense. It makes a lot of sense.
Starting point is 02:24:13 You can't do comedy with Versus. You can do snapping. Snapping? Snapping would be great. Snap Versus. I just fucking said that. Nobody fucking said anything.
Starting point is 02:24:21 If you do Snap Versus, that's great, but I would never do that. You wouldn't? No. Why? I thought that you and Atheon Crockett
Starting point is 02:24:26 went at it a little bit. We went at it by having fun being like, cool, at this point in my career, I'm not doing a snap verses with nobody. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:24:35 I can't do that. It doesn't make sense. No. It's true. Jesus Christ. It's true. Last Santa Claus. Relax.
Starting point is 02:24:41 I think you guys are fucking drunk. No, we've been drunk. He's definitely drunk. Yeah, we've been drunk he's definitely drunk yeah we've been drunk alright come on let's go let's go close with a bang
Starting point is 02:24:48 let's finish my shit close with a bang man it's been great yay or Pharrell you guys don't even know what I did last week you noticed that I fucking offset you
Starting point is 02:25:02 and I never answered fucking Puff and Dre I sidetracked you I didn't see that shit you didn't see it because I did it you and I never answered fucking Puff and Dre. I sidetracked you. I didn't see that shit. You didn't see it because I did it. You fucking put the verses. Thank you. You fucking verses.
Starting point is 02:25:12 You verses us. I did not see that. You verses us. You guys are drunk. You guys don't even. We are having fun. And we are celebrating reality check. Reality check.
Starting point is 02:25:21 Let's go. We are celebrating reality check. I don't know if you know, but I went to one of the greatest comedy shows I've ever seen yesterday. But do you know this? I don't know if you know that. But I went to one of the greatest.
Starting point is 02:25:33 Come on. Give me that. What the fuck is this? She should get the yayo. Very smooth. very smooth I want to make it clear Nori does not drink tequila I do not drink tequila this is out of the box with him
Starting point is 02:25:58 and I love he loves to love I love to love I love to love continue I forgot what he was saying but I want to love I love to love Continue I forgot what you were gonna say But I wanna also make it very clear
Starting point is 02:26:07 As you watch this whole thing As I drink There were no faces There was no bad Taste or bad reaction Yes Fuck man You said Pharrell
Starting point is 02:26:16 Or Or Kanye I don't think the world knows How much Pharrell has done Mmm Mmm Let him know Nuri I don't think the world knows how much Pharrell has done. I don't think they know. I say that to say, like, Kanye's success is highlighted because he's Kanye, and it should be.
Starting point is 02:26:34 He's a fucking genius. He's great. Welcome Kanye in the room. Hold on. Welcome Kanye. But I don't think the world knows how much Pharrell has done. Yes, that's true. I love Pharrell. It doesn't mean I'm choosing Pharrell, but I'm saying that I don't think the world knows how much Pharrell is done. Yes, that's true. I love Pharrell.
Starting point is 02:26:47 It doesn't mean I'm choosing Pharrell, but I'm saying that I don't think the world... Well, even to inspire Kanye. I don't think they know how much he's done. Yes. Like, Pharrell is that guy in that space. I'm going to go Kanye. This is weird. Here's why.
Starting point is 02:27:04 This is weird how you set Pharrell up. Wait, you just set Pharrell, then you said Zagata. I'm going to go Kanye. This is weird. Here's why. This is weird how you said Pharrell. Wait, you just said Pharrell, then you said Zagata. I'm going to be honest. Here's why. Because if I just choose Kanye off the back, it's almost as if, oh, yeah, yeah, no.
Starting point is 02:27:13 So you just went over here and then you just like a fake pump. No, it's not a fake pump. It's to make sure that people understand Pharrell is by far, like Pharrell's not far from the Kanye orifices, right? Did you say orifices?
Starting point is 02:27:27 Yeah. I've never heard this word. The Kanye. No, we've heard this word. The Kanye space, the Kanye thing. You don't like this word, though. All that he's done is glorify, magnify, and it should be. Pharrell, we know about him.
Starting point is 02:27:39 It's great, but sometimes it doesn't get the same volume. I'm just saying, Pharrell's catalog, Pharrell's body of work deserves the same volume. I'm only choosing Kanye because motherfucker's not afraid to stand in the fire. Yeah, he stands right there. He's definitely not afraid of that. Yeah. He's not afraid to stand in the fire. Standing in the fire is sometimes when you do your best work.
Starting point is 02:28:00 And to stand in the fire, he's been able to do that. Some people run. They get in the fire. Oh, my God god it's hot It burns Yeah that's pretty crazy About him too It take a fucking
Starting point is 02:28:08 Different dude To stand in that fire Yeah I'm not gonna be honest Yesterday Ray J and Kanye Called me at the same time I did not answer the phone That's not cool
Starting point is 02:28:17 Just keep it 100 You should've done a Conference call Guys we're done He just brought up Ray J and Kanye Why is that the reason Why is that the reason
Starting point is 02:28:24 By the way By the way By the way Kev Kev Kev Kev Kev No no no
Starting point is 02:28:28 I'll give you a hug You want the helicopter To come No By the way Kev Kev I'm cool with both of them
Starting point is 02:28:37 That's great I don't want to hear it I don't want to know There's nothing to hear Yeah I just don't want to hear it Guess what I did I don't want to hear it I avoided the conversation
Starting point is 02:28:44 I don't want to hear I went the conversation I don't want to hear I went and played handball We're playing handball You don't know handball? You don't know handball? Alright, what's happening? What's happening? No, this is a real game
Starting point is 02:28:58 It's a real game I see what's happening Okay, this is drink champs And this has been real It's a real game. Hit the ball. I see what's happening. You never play. Okay. This is Drink Champs, and this has been real. No, no, no. I avoided the drama. Wait, I don't want you to talk to me. I feel like you would be proud of me.
Starting point is 02:29:12 I mean, I avoid drama every day. I'm avoiding it now. No, no. We've been playing handball. Yeah. Oh, God. Okay, yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 02:29:18 So, Jack Black or Danny McBride? We're still playing. Yes. Holy fuck balls. I'll go Jack Black Co Jack Black okay Jim Carrey or Robin that's it we're done no no we're done I'm fucking I've done a great job and it's in these fucking questions no I maintain my sober state you guys are waiting for me to break. It's not going to happen.
Starting point is 02:29:46 No, it's not going to happen. One break. One break. One break. No, it's not going to happen. Just break one time. You know what? People are going to leave here and they're going to go, Kevin is a well-spoken man. And even with his tequila, by the way, which is extremely clean.
Starting point is 02:29:58 A great tequila. Grant Coromino. He's maintained his character. That's it. We're going to fuck him up. Get me out of here. I got to go. No, no. We can't do it. No, I got to fucking. You got one more question. You got to answer one question. he's maintained his character that's it we're gonna like get me out of here i gotta go no i got one more question
Starting point is 02:30:11 no you three more questions um jim carrey or robert williams and i got one last one what do you mean jim carrey robin william? What are you talking about? Whatever you like about them. What are you talking about? That's like, what are you saying? Me, myself, or Harry? Who would you want to go hang out with? What are you doing? All right, that's enough.
Starting point is 02:30:33 Honestly, guys. Who would you want to camping trip with? Honestly, when I pop, it's frustration. It's not going to be what you want it to be. All right, we're going to fuck out of here. All right? That's it. That's it. Enough. Enough of these fucking're going to fuck out of here. All right? That's it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:30:46 Enough. Enough of these fucking questions. Can we talk about MC Ty's drop? No. Enough of these fucking questions. You keep trying to fucking ask me shit, and I don't want to answer this shit. It's over. The fucking names.
Starting point is 02:30:57 We're not here. You're trying to fucking get me to say shit. That's it. All right? You're so violent. Look. You want to find out I'm an angry jerk. I said it's fucking it!
Starting point is 02:31:08 It's it! Yo, this is a gift for you! Is it mine? Alright, we're off to this! That's it! Where the fuck are you, man? Let's go! This is the best tequila in the world. I know it's the best tequila!
Starting point is 02:31:24 If it wasn't my... If it wasn't my bottle, I would have broke it. No, don't break it. Okay, I'm not answering now. Look, look, look. Go. I got Norrie's soap. Norrie really does not drink tequila, guys. No, and I hate this.
Starting point is 02:31:37 Listen, he really don't, but he's drinking it for me. I am drinking it for you. You're like 12 shots in, man. I'm not going out of here. You're like 12-year-olds right now. But, Kev, let me get sentimental right now. You know why I want to get sentimental? Because you deserve it.
Starting point is 02:31:52 You are, hands down, one of the funniest people in the world. I go because I claim you as a friend. I claim you as a family member. Absolutely. And when I go out and I see you do something different, I see you do a new movie, I'm the first to support it. I'm the first to stand on the line. And I promote it, but I promote it to my people. Because what you did and what you're doing is remarkable.
Starting point is 02:32:18 And continue to do is remarkable. I love your crew. I love everyone you have around you. Which makes me know that you visualized everything that you did and you applied it. And that's what we want to do. That's what we are doing. Because we do that. We bring all of our crew.
Starting point is 02:32:45 Look at this. Look at this. Look at this. They look like hood niggas. They very professional. No, they're hood niggas. No, they're not that professional. They're not that professional. But they are a family.
Starting point is 02:32:56 But I hired everybody. I hired everybody that I could identify with. We hired everybody, excuse me, that we could identify with. And we have this beautiful chemistry that's happening. Synergy. I'll say this to you guys, alright? And I'm going to leave because I'm going to give you guys a good
Starting point is 02:33:12 punctuation, but listen to what I'm about to say. We don't know what punctuation means. I'm scared about this. Punctuation means a period. Oh, period. Yeah, I'm going to put a good statement on this. Watch this. There's two things, right? First things first. Do I feel safe around your crew no I'm looking up so I'm gonna give it to you fucking I'm giving you a thousand
Starting point is 02:33:39 percent of what I feel it's not the safest looking group You want to take a shot too right And I'll be honest with you I'll be honest with you Maybe they should dress better Alright Like seriously From just a standpoint of like
Starting point is 02:33:54 We're working Whatever A lot of sweatpants and t-shirts Alright By the way it's fine If that's what you want it to be In our environment In your own environment
Starting point is 02:34:02 And I'll embrace it Because I'm here But here's what you wanted to be. In our environment. In your own environment. And I'll embrace it because I'm here. But here's what you have to fall into comfort. Alright. If I'm here, you got to say, why am I here?
Starting point is 02:34:14 Let's go to the why. Everything has a why. Alright, watch how I wrap this up. My why is simple. Well, it's long overdue. Yeah, I got an alcohol and it fits because it's drink tramps and it's fun. But let's get to the real nitty gritty.
Starting point is 02:34:28 You motherfuckers have shifted the culture and conversation. God damn it. Your podcast has now got to a point to where people come, they partake, they participate. Because they know what you say and what you co-sign means something. Right? That means that your voices actually have been amplified to a space to where people look forward to what you say and how you feel I keep talking about success well let's talk about what makes success real success is
Starting point is 02:34:54 when you figure out how to win again rapping and going okay damn I'm not rapping I choose to not do it no more but what else I'm gonna do what the fuck well you chose to grind and then figure out how to win again. So when you win again, it means you're a winner. Motherfuckers don't understand that. It's not about winning once.
Starting point is 02:35:16 It's about winning one, two, three, four, five. It's not about figuring out the first time. It's about figuring out the second, third, fourth, fifth. When you see people that do it at that level, well, they're different. You're in a box by yourself. You're in a box. When you see people
Starting point is 02:35:32 that build companies and sell them and build another one, it's because that's what they do. That's right. They win. So in this particular case, I'm here,
Starting point is 02:35:41 not just out of loyalty to friendship, it's out of the respect and the foundation that you guys have built for me to come on and say, yo, I want to be a part of this thing. It's winning. You're winning, motherfucker. So, like, that's what made you guys. Dream Champs is now a brand.
Starting point is 02:36:01 It's now something that can do so much more. And I hope you guys realize that. I hope, if anything, me coming on here helps you guys understand how valuable this asset is. More importantly, motherfucker, I love you. This is a real relationship. This ain't no dumb shit.
Starting point is 02:36:17 It's a relationship. We have time. We got time and energy. Let me just tell you something. You're a man of your word. Absolutely. You've always been a man of your word. Absolutely. And I love that.
Starting point is 02:36:29 But the fact is, you know, I'm used to people not being a man of their word. Like, you know, I'm used to industry being industry. Yeah. And the further you got in life, the more you... You're about to fucking cry. No, you also embraced me. You're about to fucking cry. You also embraced me. You're about to fucking cry. I remember me seeing you and your wife.
Starting point is 02:36:49 This is when, you know, life hit me hard and then I'm getting back to where I'm at. So I'm on floor seats at the Miami Heat and you're on the other side of the floor seats
Starting point is 02:37:00 and you and your wife and me and my wife is there and you're looking and you're like, man, nigga. You said something to me like nigga you're back and you gave me a five and i'm on the floor seat i'm not i'm not even realizing i'm back but you said that to me and i was just like damn kev is telling me that i'm going back to where i supposed supposed to be. And I took that, and I ran with it.
Starting point is 02:37:27 And I continue to run with it because, like I try to tell you, I'm really being real with you. You helped change my life. You don't know this. But me seeing your success, me seeing your constant going know Going Going to it And then
Starting point is 02:37:45 And then Let me Let me bring up Just Train And you And Hollywood Hino So I'm getting focused Right
Starting point is 02:37:54 You're losing weight I remember this time I'm getting focused Yeah And I went to the gym And I will never go to the gym With you Or this nigga
Starting point is 02:38:00 Or Hollywood Hino Again Never They made me feel so horrible. I go in. I just lost 24 pounds. I fucked you up. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:38:12 I should say I'm sorry for this. I apologize. Kev was like this. He in the back of me. I didn't know. Hurry up, nigga. I'm like, what the fuck? Wow.
Starting point is 02:38:21 He like, yo, by the way, by the way, listen. So this is, where's Hino? Hino not here? I'm sorry, he's not here. Hino, he's not here. Okay, I'm sorry. Let me just describe, let me just describe what happened. I feel bad about this.
Starting point is 02:38:31 Three days in a row. I feel bad. So I'm picking the times where I feel like there's no one gonna be here. He's picking quiet hour times. I'm picking 5 a.m. Yeah. There's some motherfuckers in there with him and they are yelling at each other so much. What's, what's, what's, what's?
Starting point is 02:38:47 And I'm like, why am I here? Like, I don't belong here. And then Kev walked up to me. He's like, what's up, you bitch ass nigga? I'm like, damn. I'm like, Kev. I'm like, Kev, I'm supposed to be the gangster. You're a comedian.
Starting point is 02:39:04 How are you talking to me like this? But I'm by myself, right? The next day, I picked an earlier time. So I think I picked like 8 a.m. the first time. So the next time, I'm like, Hino, let's do 5 a.m. This nigga's there with a sprinter. With this nigga again. And him, them three and Hollywood Hino, I don't like them.
Starting point is 02:39:23 Together? Together? Arguing. I don't like it. They arguing? Here's why I fucked him up, and Hollywood, you know, I don't like them. Together. Together. Arguing. I don't like it. They arguing. Here's where I fucked him up, and I feel bad about this. Noria just lost like 25 pounds. I didn't know.
Starting point is 02:39:33 So as soon as I see him, I was like, look at you, fat ass. And he said, listen. This is really good. Listen. He don't say, how are you? This nigga just say, you's up, fat nigga? It crushed him. It crushed him.
Starting point is 02:39:47 But I didn't say it in a way of like, I was like, get your fat ass in. And he whispered to me. He goes, I just lost 25 pounds. And I said, well, ain't that a bitch We didn't miss a beat But it came and it worked out But bottom line He was in there But my level of support for Nori
Starting point is 02:40:16 Has been endless And this show No no no It just shows the same In the gym I ain't gonna lie I don't like Listen you a great guy
Starting point is 02:40:23 Don't fuck with him Off the gym But y'all two With Hino together It's just not a good combination And in gym I ain't gonna lie I don't like Listen you a great guy Don't fuck with him Off the gym Yes But y'all two With Hino together It's just not a good combination But I don't belong there
Starting point is 02:40:30 But we're good people I don't belong there But outside of that Yeah outside of that We're good fucking people No no no And in this case Me being a good person
Starting point is 02:40:38 Right Is about fucking Support my brother Like I If nothing else If I leave here today Yes It's gonna be a great episode.
Starting point is 02:40:45 You guys got so much. Right. Here's what I want people to walk away with. If you do not remember where you started, then your ending means nothing. Right.
Starting point is 02:40:57 This motherfucker was with me when Kevin Hart sat in a fucking room where nobody gave a shit And my first world Of improv and recognition Came in a world Where I was uncomfortable
Starting point is 02:41:11 He was there I loved it He was there He was on a set with me Where he saw me Get some growth And some wings Right
Starting point is 02:41:18 So right now If I see my guy flying Well let me give him Some fucking wings God damn it That's it God damn it That's it We can end it it. That's it. God damn it. That's it.
Starting point is 02:41:25 We can end it right there. That's it. That's it. We can end it right there. What? Oh, we got to take this shot. We'll take a shot. We got to take this shot.
Starting point is 02:41:32 Take a shot. I'm not going to lie to you, though. This logo, Illuminati like a motherfucker. No, it's not. Let's just keep it real. It's Grant Cormino. Take a picture.
Starting point is 02:41:40 Let's just keep it real. It's Grant Cormino, guys, and listen, Drink Champs is an amazing platform. They don't drink Irresponsibly They do drink responsibly This is a show That does not happen
Starting point is 02:41:51 As consistent as you may think It happens when it's supposed to But more importantly The idea of embracing The world of progression Is what they do My tequila Is what they want to support
Starting point is 02:42:01 And what they appreciate Gran Coromino Cristalino Clear Reposado, you need it. We have a Ne-Yo. It's a premium version. By the way,
Starting point is 02:42:09 yes, it's owned by me, but it should not be bought by me. It should be bought by you because I'm a man of the people. Let's go. Hardware tastes different. Thank you, guys. We got to bring
Starting point is 02:42:19 Cypress House in for one second. And that's it. We're wrapping it up. Wrapping it up. I just fucking closed with a bang. Fuck you, Cypress Sounds. Come on.
Starting point is 02:42:25 Fuck you. Give him a chair. Give him a chair. Give him a chair. We just want to say a couple things. Hurry up, Cy. I got to go. I don't know.
Starting point is 02:42:32 Yeah. And we at Drunken Dragon. Just in case nobody don't know. Cy, I know you're drunk. Yeah, please. No, no, no. Huh? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:42:40 What, we taking pee-pee breaks? No, he's not. Yes, pee-pee break. I love it. You know what? Let's all go take a pee-pee break. Let's all go. Yeah, no he's not let's all go take a pee pee break let's all go let's all go let's all go come on trading cards like nft trading cards Yeah man Yeah this Frenchie everybody Frenchie Yeah
Starting point is 02:43:27 I feel like he like Damn near a slumdog billionaire Cause somehow This nigga knows everybody Everybody And yo by the way By the way let me just Let me just
Starting point is 02:43:42 I'm saving this here And by the way Let me just big up Heart Productions. I kept it together. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat. Heartbeat.
Starting point is 02:43:51 Heartbeat. Guys, I kept it together. They wanted the Buckleweed. I drank them. Why are you talking to them? Why are you talking to them? I'm talking to them. Who?
Starting point is 02:43:59 Why? Who? Why? Can you make Syphus sound? Take a shot of Syph. Syph, don't drink. Don't make him drink. Syph, I'm not going to make you drink. No, no, don't make him drink. By the way, I get no joy out of that.
Starting point is 02:44:08 I'm not making you drink. If you don't enjoy drinking. He doesn't drink, guys. He shouldn't drink. We're not going to make him drink. I don't want to make him drink. But this guy. Why?
Starting point is 02:44:16 For what? Syph. Peace. I want to make him drink. How about we say, Syph, welcome to the show. No one has you here. I talked about you earlier on, and I told people about what you did, what you embraced. A guy that started off just in the world of DJing and being in the face of music and found a love for comedy and embraced comics and then started a night, put comics on that night.
Starting point is 02:44:41 I'm a comic that then ended up supporting you in your night. So I just want to make sure people understand that there's a face that then ended up supporting you in your night. So I just want to make sure people understand that there's a face to the world of identity in what I said. With that being said, Syph, it's good to see you. I love you. I appreciate you. And take a drink. Yeah, take a drink, Syph.
Starting point is 02:44:58 Come on. Nah, don't make such a deal. You're right, you're right. You don't drink. Let's not make him drink. Kev. OK. You want to say something?
Starting point is 02:45:07 Let's say something. The only time I ever drank was when Big Pun put a gun in my stomach. That's the only shot I ever took in my life. Hey, man. Wait, wait. Tell the whole story together, though. Hey, man.
Starting point is 02:45:18 Tell the entire story. I was at Club Flamingo in New York City at a Lyricist Lounge show. Most deaf and tall in quality before they were even Blackstar. And Pun said, yo, give me two shots of Hennessy. I go, oh no, Pun, I don't drink.
Starting point is 02:45:32 Thank you. He goes, oh, you don't drink? Gun in the stomach. He goes, Sive, I bought you a shot of Hennessy. I was like, thanks, Pun. Took the shot. He wanted two more, and I ran away.
Starting point is 02:45:46 What do you guys have to say about that, Kim Hart? I just don't know why he don't drink so what happened? I just want you to because this is
Starting point is 02:45:52 not another drink. Oh, something happened. Because this is greatness right here. Now he's a Mormon. He's Mormon. And we at Drunk and Dragon I just want you to know this is the best
Starting point is 02:46:00 Chinese food, Asian food, cuisine. It's not Chinese, guys. FYI. It's not Chinese. Japanese. Japanese. Whatever it is. Come on., Asian food, cuisine. It's not Chinese, guys. FYI. It's not Chinese. Japanese. Whatever it is.
Starting point is 02:46:07 Come on. You got to finish it. I know, but stop. You got to realize why you can't do that. You can't say that. You can't be throwing out. You can't throw out whatever the fuck you want. You got to finish your shit.
Starting point is 02:46:17 My plane. Let's go, Chanchi. It's on the ground. All right. All right. All right. Chanchi. Hold on.
Starting point is 02:46:22 Hold on. Hold on. It's on the ground now. We got to go. We got to go. You guys are sitting here. Y'all go to sleep. What are you doing? I'm on set in the morning. Let's go. I'm on set in the morning, alright. Dali, Daji. Hold on, hold on, hold on. It's on the ground now. We gotta go, we gotta take a nap. You guys are sitting here, y'all go to sleep. I'm on set in a minute.
Starting point is 02:46:28 Let's go. I'm on set in a minute too. Let's do some drops. Alright. But you wanna say some of the cyber sounds? I feel like you wanna say... Two things, two things. One about the Big Pun story.
Starting point is 02:46:37 The Big Pun story. You don't like the Big Pun? Hey you, but, but, but... Let me say the Big Pun story, but I also want you to call me About you calling me When Kanye didn't have Only drawers Oh when he said that I didn't realize
Starting point is 02:46:49 I've only seen two Turk and Kanye I've only seen two black men Not wear drawers And like shock me one time Like my By not wear drawers I'm not saying
Starting point is 02:47:00 I've seen something I'm saying They don't wear underwear Like when they sit down And you And like from the back But why How do you see it? Like you Like when they sit down And like from the back But why How do you see it?
Starting point is 02:47:07 Like you know People like Shirts go up from the back And you look You're like oh shit Like Motherfuckers ass Be out all the time
Starting point is 02:47:14 But like If it do This nigga Ain't got no drawers on It's a different He's doing that It's a different thing Sugar Ray Leonard One time Sugar Ray Leonard Sugar Ray Leonard he's doing that's a different thing this is a sugar a Leonard one box of I
Starting point is 02:47:30 was at a convention we were doing interviews and sugar was like talking before me he was sitting in the chair I was next and I was like I was next What's next? Oh, she ain't got no fucking drawers on. What, you saw his dick? No, nigga. Like, no. What are you talking about dick?
Starting point is 02:47:51 No, man. Sitting in a chair. You know when people sit in a chair? If a girl's sitting in a chair, like a thong or something, but drawers always show. So Sugar's just out there ass-necking. I was like, these niggas in jeans With no drawers I didn't understand The logic of it
Starting point is 02:48:11 Kanye one time I saw Kanye This is alright Let's just be clear You only called me Two times Yeah two times About my show
Starting point is 02:48:21 One time you called me You said I'm mad at you And I said There's no way You can be mad at me Ke you call me you said I'm mad at you yeah there's no way you can be mad at me Kev yeah and you said hey you get away with talking about walking around with the same drawers and drawers on it Kanye said yeah I love you Kanye said I'm proud of project i don't change my choice and when he said it y'all was like um we thought i was going we're like yeah we was like as a as a god in our host talk shows we have a job you know you gotta go like this no no no you have a job like like you can't
Starting point is 02:49:04 if you hear some that make you like wait what like as a host you guys like wait what like when kanye said that about the draws he's like yo we didn't react quickly yes you were. Okay, I'm crying. Right now, replay the clip. Replay the clip. I got beef with you. Replay the clip right now. Replay the clip of when Kanye was saying something about not changing his drawers and wearing drawers. He said he wore the same drawers.
Starting point is 02:49:34 He said he wore the same drawers. I want you to replay the clip of y'all right now in this episode of y'all going. Replay it. It's not acceptable. It's not acceptable. You just got to go like, what the fuck are you talking about? one by the way later on in the episode he explained what he meant and it made more sense but in that moment though No, no, no, no, no. And the only other time. I thought we were letting him go. No. As you told me, about the Turk episode. Oh, yeah, the Turk. The Turk.
Starting point is 02:50:09 I have no intentions of watching this one. Because Turk, Turk threw me off. But I had to watch it again. You got to watch Turk, man. The clip. Turk shit is crazy. Turk shit is crazy. No, Turk, Turk, Turk.
Starting point is 02:50:26 Turk maybe our best episode ever. Yes, yes. The clip Turk shit is crazy Turk shit is crazy No Turk Turk Turk Turk may be Turk may be Our best episode ever Yes yes That's so much information That's a no he said I said that I don't want to tell Turk that I don't want to
Starting point is 02:50:34 Shout out to Turk Turk may be Our best episode ever Our best episode I'm dead ass You ain't on TV You ain't on TV No no no
Starting point is 02:50:44 You're right Turk said a lot of stuff A lot But Turk's Turk's episode i'm dead ass you're not cheating you're not cheating no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no is full of Easter eggs. It's a lot. You know what I mean by Easter eggs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Easter eggs are hidden. You don't know where the fuck all the Easter eggs are at. You didn't know bling bling was bling bling. Like, man can be man
Starting point is 02:51:12 and we all know. But you watch it and you're like, after you watch it, you go, after you watch it, you're like, the fifth one,
Starting point is 02:51:18 you go, oh shit. You're gonna watch it again. Is it man or is it man? Yeah, you go, oh fuck. Oh. Turk episode was full of this.
Starting point is 02:51:30 What? Turk a real nigga. You can't deny that. You can't deny that. Turk a real nigga. If you know anything about New Orleans, anything about that, like, Turk's. Is it Meng or is it Meng? Listen, Turk, you don't fucking.
Starting point is 02:51:44 Meng, Meng. He's that guy. Like, don't compromise that. But when he got to talking he's like wait what is it but i gotta go like i called nori i was like is it man no i said i said i stopped drinking y'all gotta stop drinking i didn't know why she you know i was like watching I watched it again I called him back I was like Oh yeah Nah I see I called him again Oh man It was so good
Starting point is 02:52:12 Like I think y'all best episodes Have been Turk And Kanye Yes By far Like I mean
Starting point is 02:52:19 Kanye He called Turk He called Turk I'm gonna give it to him Turk was a great interview He said Turk was amazing I knew Turk was gonna be amazing. I'm going to give it to him. Turk was a great interviewer. He said Turk was amazing. I knew Turk was going to be amazing. I ain't going to lie to you.
Starting point is 02:52:30 He's a great interviewer, though. No, no, no. There's so many people that actually went to the championship, but you never seen the picture of them popping the bottles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a guy that's at the championship. I get that. Yeah chair i get that yeah that's a great reference that's a great answer let me just tell you something i'm i'll meet you with jay-z steve kerr walks by the way, by the way, let me just tell you something. I'm meeting with Jay-Z. Steve Kerr walks by the side.
Starting point is 02:53:06 Jay-Z goes one like this. He's got his fingers long like I'll sit on your wall. So he go like that. Steve Kerr comes back. You would think that Jay's going to say to him, yo, last night game was crazy. Jay says to him, you was ready when Michael Jordan passed that ball. I'm looking at Jay Like what the He doesn't remember this
Starting point is 02:53:29 You know when Steve Kerr goes Exactly By the way By the way he goes Had to be He said some shit That you don't expect him to say But by the way
Starting point is 02:53:42 Alright so we're staying In the hotel I don't want to say Where it's at The whole Dippin' Nuggets're staying in the hotel. I don't want to say where it's at. The whole different nuggets. I'm not the different nuggets. Golden State Warriors. They're staying there.
Starting point is 02:53:50 Staff carry everyone. They walk by. I'm like this. I got a hole right here. Someone of them is like, what up, Norris? I'm looking like. The whole team turned around. What's up, Norris? You don't want to say what's up. You know the whole thing. and it was this this one I knew I'm not really that famous right once I wanted to explain to you Jay-z said I'm gonna meet you at 6 o'clock. I said, great. But for some reason, I was downstairs at 5.30.
Starting point is 02:54:26 Because I know these billionaire niggas, they come early because they think they too good. And like, just as I expected. He was there at 5.45. He was there at 5.45. So I walked Jay. He goes, he goes. I said, Jay, but the restaurant don't open until 6 o'clock. I'm nervous as hell.
Starting point is 02:54:45 I got Jay-Z. He come to see me. It's just me and him. Me and him in front. It's me and Jay-Z. What am I supposed to do? And then I say, Jay, the restaurant don't open until 6. And you know what Jay-Z looks at me and says?
Starting point is 02:55:00 The restaurant open when we say it opens. Exactly. And guess what Coming out babe Yeah You got five more minutes Yes Coming out honey
Starting point is 02:55:08 Yes My wife Sorry I wish I was a boy It's a great story Alright coming out It's a great story Alright by the way
Starting point is 02:55:17 So he said Five more minutes And guess what happened The people came And walked over They coming to open it up And they was about to Cause I've been here this whole week.
Starting point is 02:55:25 They've opened it up. So they thought, they said, Mr. Sensuality, you got to leave. So they looked at me and I looked and then this nigga
Starting point is 02:55:31 dreads, you know, he got dreads now. He bought Molly and shit. This nigga, man, they sad. They gave us menus.
Starting point is 02:55:40 Fantastic. If you have 15 minutes, if you have 15 minutes early, then you're on time. Yes minutes Let's take another shot Let's get him out of here If you're 15 minutes early Then you're on time Yes Let's take a shot
Starting point is 02:55:49 That's Ho's fucking motto You want this Or you want the brown I don't give a shit Guys I've maintained I've done my job I'm not doing that No
Starting point is 02:55:57 Do not do that I'm with you I'm with you on that one Don't do that I've done my job I don't do that By the way I don't even think
Starting point is 02:56:04 There's anything I think it's like Maple syrup and like Also you might as done my job. I don't do that. By the way, I don't even think there's anything. I think it's like maple syrup and like... Oh, so you might as well try it. No, go. I'll do a real one. You might as well try this shit. You do a real one. Okay, that's all right.
Starting point is 02:56:12 This is it. I'm sorry. Try it. I'm sorry. Keep going. All right. All right. There you go.
Starting point is 02:56:16 That's it. All right. All right. Give me my drop so I can see him real quick. Yeah, yeah, that's it. We're going to take this shot. No, no, we got to take a picture. Picture and then drop.
Starting point is 02:56:24 Well, I should do this before I do the drops yes let me do this clean okay okay you want to give us you about to give drink champs some yes just tell me what it is catch me on revolt tv that's it no no no no no no no no no no no. I'm not here for the drops. I'm going to take a shot and I'm going to walk away and you're going to do the drops on yourself. No, then you shouldn't be here for the... Then you should just go. Nah, bro, we doing it.
Starting point is 02:56:52 No, I'm going to finish this and then we'll go. All right. Yo, Kaf, thank you so much for being a man of your word. You guys are dope. Hold on, hold on. We're going to take the picture too. Yeah, we're taking the picture too. But thank you so much for being a man the picture too Yeah we're taking the picture too
Starting point is 02:57:05 But thank you so much For being a man of your word But you know what Fuck Damn Alright No no no No no no
Starting point is 02:57:17 Dead serious Dead serious Dead serious Because I'm so proud of your Progress Gration I know that's not a word Progression I'm so proud of your progress Gration I know that's not a word
Starting point is 02:57:26 I'm so proud of everything that you did From when We first met To where you are now I'm proud of your family, I'm proud of your crew I was so happy To just walk in there and see That you had your crew set up
Starting point is 02:57:42 And that's what I'm about. All these people here, most of them is my crew. No, I see. I know the people with you. And that's beautiful. I can see the people with you. And guess what? And guess what?
Starting point is 02:57:53 They're getting a check, too. They're not here to just chill. They're getting a check. Most of them. They're there to chill the Rob. It's going to be one of you. No, no Rob. No Rob.
Starting point is 02:58:01 No Rob. No Rob. Let's take a picture and get the fuck about it. Take a picture. Wait, do I drop first? No, no, no. Take No rob. No rob. No rob. Let's take a picture and get the fuck out of here. Wait, let me do my drop first. Take a picture and then you do your drop. What's the difference? I'm right here. No, no, no. Wait, do I have to do the drop to this camera?
Starting point is 02:58:16 Yes, yes. But not now. Take the picture. We'll come to you. Hold on. How about this? Hey, guys. We're coming to you. We'll go to you. Hold on. How about this? Hey, guys. We're coming to you. We'll go over here. Are you taking a picture? Hey! His name is Louie Views.
Starting point is 02:58:33 Stand up. Me and you are the same size. In my mind, I never knew I was taller than you. Nory has every print that I've ever seen. One, two, He has every print. Vamos. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 02:58:53 Thanks for joining us for another episode of Drink Champs, hosted by yours truly, DJ EFN and NORE. Please make sure to follow us on all our socials. That's at Drink Champs across all platforms, at TheRealNoriega on IG, at Noriega on Twitter. Mine is at Who's Crazy on IG, at DJ EFN on Twitter. And most importantly, stay up toHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
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