Drink Champs - Episode 358 w/ Marlon Wayans

Episode Date: April 7, 2023

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode the Champs chop it up with comedy legend, Marlon Wayans!DC Alumni and comedian, Marlon Wayans joins us once again for non-stop laughs! Marlon shares stories of his career, his family, the sketch comedy show “In Living Color” and much much more! Lots of great stories that you don’t want to miss!!Make some noise!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆 *Subscribe to Patreon NOW for exclusive content, discount codes, M&G’s + more:  🏆* https://www.patreon.com/drinkchamps *Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.com  Follow Drink Champs: https://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps https://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps https://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps https://www.youtube.com/drinkchamps  DJ EFN https://www.crazyhood.com https://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy https://www.twitter.com/djefn https://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions  N.O.R.E. https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga https://www.twitter.com/noreaga *Check out our Culture Cards NFT project by joining The Culture Cards Discord: 👇*See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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We still, we still, we still, we still, we still, we still. And it's Dream Chef's motherfucking podcast. Make some noise! He's a legendary Queens rapper. Hey, hey, it's your boy N.O.R.E. He's a Miami hip-hop pioneer. One of his DJ EFN. Together, they drink it up with some of the biggest players. You know what I mean?

In the most professional, unprofessional podcast. And your number one source for drunk facts. It's Drink Champs motherfucking podcast. Where every day is New Year's Eve. It's time for Drink Champs. Drink up, motherfucker. What it good be? Hopefully it's you.

It should be. It's your boy NRE. What up? It's DJ EFN. And it's Militant Crazy War. Happy hour. Make some noise. Now, I'm going to be honest with you.

I'm going to be honest with you. This is my favorite comedian. Your favorite. He's probably his least favorite. And my favorite guest of Drink Champs of all time. It's because he does not front. When he comes here, if he's offended, he's shot. his least favorite interview to do. And my favorite guest of Drink Champs of all time is because he does not front. When he comes here,

if he's offended, he tells us he's offended. He tells us to stop smoking. He called my friend Sonny Off-White and he hasn't wore white since. That was the best shit ever. It was the first time.

I went to give this nigga five and he went, I don't know. I went to tell him, I said, what's up, man? He said, what'd I do? Do you remind me about niggas I done shitted on?

I'm like, hey, buddy. We in five. I'm like, what's up, man? Nigga, fuck off. I'm going to tell you something, man. You are, to me, what a comedian is supposed to be. Thank you.

You're funny all the fucking time. Well, you can't be funny all the time. No, no, to me, you're funny. I've got to have breaks. By the way, I'm giving you, this is your big up. I appreciate it. You can relax, I'm bringing you up. All right, nigga, I'm not used to compliments.

I'm a baby, nigga. So, what I say to you, let's make some noise for Motherfucker. Ballerway. Yes. I forgot that that was you. Yeah, that was him. When he was leaving in the car. Listen, by the way, by the way,

by the way, I didn't, listen, listen, I didn't realize he had on seven different whites. And you, but let me just, yeah, listen, let me just. This nigga That nigga age This nigga age You was the same dude

I thought that was your son You need to leave that weed alone, nigga Hey You are a testament You need to leave the weed The fuck alone I'ma tell you There's a couple

You have a legion Of black-lipped niggas in here. 32 niggas, all black-lipped. And they all go, you want some? Nah, nigga. I'm good. I like pink in my life. I'm good.

Look at him. What is going on? This nigga's dead. The only thing holding him, he's literally dead. He's being held up. The only thing holding him He's literally dead He's being held up The mic is holding him up He got Bob Simpson eyes Here's what's funny

Look You see Marlon's staff Marlon's staff Is sitting right there My whole crew Don't want to be over there They don't want to be over here Because you know what

He ranks on all of our crew Every single time Well first of all I I thought, I was like, yo, y'all doing well. Yes, and we still not doing well. No, no, no. I seen it. I was like, yo, I watched the new set. We got windows now.

No, but the window still ain't open. No, we don't open it. Fuck y'all for that. Open windows, nigga. They got windows, but they still closed. What the fuck is this? But we got windows now. What the fuck shit is this? But we got them. Open the, nigga. They got windows, but they still closed. What the fuck is this? But we got windows now, but we got them. Open the fucking windows.

Fuck. That shit is closed too. Okay. This is hiding. Hold on, bigger. Hold on. Listen, let me describe to all the staff. Wait, I really thought y'all big.

I was like, yo, they doing it. Nigga, I don't know. This is a bar? This right here is fake? I thought that was like, yo, they doing it. Nigga, I don't know. This is a bar? This right here is fake? I thought that was like a set. This is fake? That's cheap? It's made of cardboard?

And I thought, yo, he's really doing it. He's really doing it. He got good people around him. Same Puerto Ricans. I thought maybe you had some white folks around. We got what? You got some. You got some.

That nigga's Puerto Rican. They call him Blanquito. That's Blanquito. Blanquito Sosio. Blanquito from the neighborhood. You got a new weed roller. No, he just said one. He just said one.

No, that's a different weed roller. He just gang-weighed. That's all. God damn. No, that's a different one. No, he's still the Peruvian guy. Is that Papote? That's Papote!

Lay off the munchies, Papote. Hold on, listen, listen, listen. Because every time we bookmall and something goes wrong. I'm high, bro. The AC wouldn't work the first time. We couldn't get a venue last time. The second time we couldn't get a venue.

So every time we bookmall and something goes wrong. Something's always happening. And this. The second time we couldn't get a venue. So every time we book mall, something goes wrong. Something's always happening. And this is the first time we got it together. Like, we tried. This is together. Nigga, the windows ain't open. This nigga's so hot.

He's been crushing weed. It's not coke, nigga. You're not sniffing it. It could be a little lumpy. What the fuck? How much do you pay this nigga? He pays him in weeks. I want to know

how much he gets paid. Does that job have benefits to be what you pay? Okay, let's get to your special. You got a special right now on HBO Max. Yes. Right?

Yes. And it's crazy. We have this... So, I got this thing that I do every time we interview someone, right? So this is the thing that I didn't want to happen Immediately, as soon as I said Marlon Wayans

I said something about your special You tweeted it I tweeted it Immediately people said It's better than Chris Rock And I felt like I didn't see the tweet, first of all, nigga Oh, yeah

So don't tell me you took the shit down Because I would have for sure retweeted that shit No, I don't want to smoke with Chris Rock either. What he going to do? Really, nigga? What is he going to do? So, but... I see a verse in it.

No, but to tell you the truth, it immediately reminded me of what people do with rappers. Rappers, they put rappers against each other immediately. Right, Venom up against them. And I didn't want to do that. I didn't want to say, you know what, because you have a special out and then he has a special out, then you have to compare. I think yours is great on its own. It's different styles.

I don't even retweet when people compare the two. I love Chris Rock. Rock knows I love him. I love him. He's like family. Rock is like, like I said, he's a mean, older stepbrother. That wasn't Will Smith. That was Tupac.

Yes, he hazed me the way. So everything is real that you're saying in the special, 100%. What do you think I lied? That's what made it special. You said he hazed you. Yeah, he said it in the special. That nigga heckled me at the special. That nigga heckled me. Growing up.

At the lab factory. He heckled me. He heckled me so bad, nigga. I see why you don't want smoke. I don't want to smoke. That nigga. I don't smoke with dope comedians. Y'all niggas is ruthless.

Y'all the new rappers. No, no, no. Comedians is the new rappers. Y'all do violence and guns and fight and beat Tekashi69 down in bathrooms. We. Too soon? We. We are bad with our words.

So our words cut. But Chris heckled me so bad, I quit stand-up comedy for 20 years. Now, how badly do you think I bombed that night where I quit for 20 years? That's why I said it in the special. You don't be watching the special. No, I didn't watch that part. You one of them niggas that talk about the book

and don't read the book. Damn. How you get the cliff notes to the special? This nigga. No, no, no, no. You the brandy. All you do is smoke weed

and that's all I do. Hey, it's funny. No, it's funny as shit. You ain't watching no clips or nothing. But why are comedians, why y'all turning into rappers right now? I ain't turning into rappers. You don't think I'm going to fight with another comedian? No, I wouldn't do that.

I mean, if I had to, we going to catch some hands. But I'm a reformed hood nigga. So I grew up in the projects. I don't need that. I don't want to do that. And if I do that, I know where it can go, right? So if I hit another comedian

or if somebody hits me, then my family got to get involved. And now my niggas got to get involved. And then we having a project war. So I don't want to do that. And by the way, we want the Wayne. Y'all like our warranty. The Wayne's.

Thank you. It's like warranty. So you're the last one. You still on the edge. I just want to make sure there's something. Is this a prop, nigga? There's nothing in this. You can pop it.

Pop it. This is a motherfucking thing. Pop it. Pop it. Jay-Z sends it to us directly. He send that shit to you. He ain't send me none. He won't let me in a goddamn Grammy party.

I was guaranteed. I can't get in a dinner. I can't get in a Grammy party. It's an Oscar party. I can't get in there either. You couldn't get there in the future. You know what's fucked up? Terrence J was like, I'll get you in.

I said, nigga, how the fuck you get in? No, I fuck with J when I haven't gone to those things because I feel like I want to go when I got something to say. I want to go when I'm arriving. I don't like to party unless I'm celebrating. And I feel like I'm in this grind right now. And I'll come up and celebrate when I'm arriving. I don't like to party unless I'm celebrating and I feel like I'm in this grind right now and I'll come up and celebrate when I'm there. I'm still working towards it. So every year you look at the

Instagram, you be like, damn. Nah, the Instagram look at me. I don't go looking for it. That shit be like, you! You ain't famous enough, nigga. Get your weight up, nigga. Nah, but I feel like I'm not one of those dudes

That just like to Go party Like to fuck it up Oscar night, I'm like I'd rather be working I'm doing a show I do shows I'm doing stand-up

I'm always on the road I'm getting better So one day When it's time to rock I'ma rock Please don't Put that Do that loud Puerto Rican thing

The whistle The No, no, no, no Ah Very racist Everybody just clap Without that whistle Please don't put that don't do that loud Puerto Rican thing the whistle It's a Cuban thing Cuban day, okay now I have a question do you guys You guys Why I love how you Go ahead He's the only guest We like to do whatever Do you know it's the same flag Yes it is So why y'all beefing

Yeah I'm not beefing I thought I was fucking tripping I thought I was high From drink champs But that's the same flag But different color Right right right

Now for me We're in the air Oh ain't no more left Hold up Oh shit Nigga I'm bad Just like Dominican and Haiti They the same people Don't you say that to Dominicans Dominicans don't Dominicans got the nerve to call Haiti They chocolate

They chocolate They negrito sucio Oh you They don't fucking... Dominicans got the nerve to call Haiti de chocolate. De chocolate. De negrito sucio. I'm not a negri. Oh, you from Haiti? Dominican. You're Dominican. You know, we know you're Dominican.

Haiti, Dominican. But to Puerto Ricans, you are negrito sucio. I'm Puerto Rican. I'm Puerto Rican. I'm Puerto Rican. We just came back from Puerto Rico. You're Puerto Rican? I'm Puerto Rican, yeah. Puerto Rican. We just came back from Puerto Rico. You're Puerto Rican? I'm Puerto Rican, yeah. Puerto Rican and black.

Yeah, you're not Puerto Rican. And what's the other half? Black. Then you're a nigga, bro. You are a fucking nigga. I prefer to be called Puerto Ricanio black. Don't start. Don't start.

Black Puerto Ricans too, bro. They called you chocolate negrito sucio growing up. My whole life. My whole life. Listen. So you Puerto Rican and black. Oh, I got the best racist joke. Wait, hold up.

Oh, I got the best racist joke. Nigga, you Puerto Rican and black. Oh, I got the best racist joke. Wait, hold up. Oh, I got the best racist joke. Nigga, you Puerto Rican and black. You know what you are? Dominican. Thank you. When I would hang out with my Puerto Rican family, they would have the best black jokes. And then when I would hang out with my black family, they would have the best Puerto Rican jokes. Dissing each other.

It's safe to say I grew up racist. Okay. But that's when it was fun. Against each other, though. But that's when it's fun. People think that you can't talk about race That everybody's so sensitive It's not personal

It wasn't personal Yeah I grew up in a neighborhood It was a bunch of black people Different shades Like I'm going to be honest Donald Trump is not racist Donald Trump is just from Queens It's just Queens jokes

You done did too much weed I'm just being honest Nah he ain't drunk enough yet No I haven't drunk enough. KKK members be like, Donald, he done went too far. That's why I drove him out. That Donald done went too far. OK.

Molly, we were like that. He's the color of racism. Like that red, like he's about to say, ooh, yeah. Like he's warming up to say, ooh, yeah. No. But he said it. He's like a garbage can. I don't believe Trump is racist. Oh, man, you wild. Are you sitting in Kanye's seat right now? You didn't call him. This weed y'all smoking, y'all say stupid shit.

You don't think he really crazy. I think he playing racist. I think he's playing a role. You think he's playing to the different crowds? He's not that good of an actor. You ever see him in the movies? You're right.

You're right. I don't know what he is. I just know he says stupid shit. But are you with him getting arrested? I mean, I've seen people arrested for worse. Word. I just want to see how he's going to act in the video. Or for less.

I don't know. It's just part of me. It's not for me. But honestly, I know Obama's going to be like him. He's going to have that little quiet, little sinister white laugh. I don't know. I mean, it'll be interesting to see. I'm high. Fuck. Why do y'all do

this? I'm going to cleanse. You got your hibiscus tea there? I'm on a cleanse. You got your hibiscus tea there. I'm trying to live my life right. I don't want to look like these zombie niggas. Look at, these are zombies. This is... No, he's pescatarian.

He's pescatarian. Papate, you stuck. You have been in that same chair for seven years. He doesn't leave here. We come back and we set up around him. Yo, but you recently did the Daily Show. Huh? You recently did the Daily Show. Yeah, I'm going to be honest with you.

You didn't see that either. Have you watched any fucking thing? You bring guests on here and you don't watch our shit. Listen. He's like, I'm starting to live in color. By the way. No, no, no. By the way, I wanted you to be the host of The Daily Show. Thank you, bro. It was so great.

I was like, where's the white man? I forgot who the white man was. Well, it was Trevor Noah before that. I mean, after that. He wiped it me too. He wiped it me too. Trump ain't racist. Trevor Noah's white.

I want some of that weed. That shit brought me up some of that. Trevor Noah's South African white. He's some of that weed. That shit brought me up some of that. Trump is no South African white. He's not white, bro. He's South African white. He's not white. He's a black man. He's South African. He's African, bro.

That's different. He's South. We in South Miami. You're crazy, bro. His hair is too good. His hair is too good. I don't believe it. You're crazy, bro. His hair is too good. His hair is too good. I don't want no smoke, whichever, Noah.

And he light-skinned, so let's leave it alone. Let's leave it alone. You can leave marks on his body. I used to love slap boxing with light-skinned niggas. Hit them and they had that red print look like the Canadian flag.

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Is that your son? He had a teenager. Oh, y'all just smoked the same weed. Oh, you smoked so much weed, a party. You left you and did camera over there.

Did you mutate? Yo. He said baby. He said baby. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Am I tripping? Yo.

No, you are tripping. You are tripping. They're not the same. They don't look alike. They're not the same. He smoked it. No, but look at hispping. They're not the same, Nick. They don't look alike. They're not the same. He's smoking. No, but look at his dress. He's got the baby version of those dresses.

Yeah. That's your father, nigga. Google. All right. Google. I can see it in the fingernails. They got the same fingernails. All right.

Yo, I knew. I knew. Listen, by the way, I knew this was going to be explosive because you don't need weed. You don't need liquor. You're just a naturally funny person. No, every time I'm here, I fucking catch a contact. This is a high. I don't smoke, and y'all are making me smoke.

This is terrorism. It's fantastic. Terrorism. You know how I know you still keep it gangster? Like you're a real one? I'm trying. Because you still hang with niggas that refuse to get their front teeth fixed. And Nash, that's a real nigga right there.

That nigga spit to the front. He spit to the front, nigga. That made this nigga wake up. He was like, what happened? Funny nigga wake up. He went, what happened? Funny nigga. My partner laughed too. One of my best, listen, one of my best times

was, and you still wear this trench, right? I'm walking in front of 112 and I see Marlon and I see you and I say something about your trench coat and I say, you got on a trench coat with spandex and I'm going to just tell you, I say something about your trench coat and I say, you got on a trench coat

with spandex and I'm going to just tell you. I'm going to just tell you. What an outfit, a trench coat with spandex. You a superhero? An Instagram fit home? Let me just tell you,

this is when I knew you are a pure comedian. You looked at me and you had a thousand jokes and you just let it run through your head and you know what I did. And you just let it run through your head. And you know what I did? I said, I'm sorry.

You cried. You cried. I looked at you because I seen you just banging me. You looked, you said, what? Yeah, but you like to rattle the cage. Then go, nah, nah, chill, chill. You like to fuck with us. You like to say, Trevor Porter, Trevor Noah White.

All right, nigga. All right, I'm just joking. You light skin, nigga. You light skin. No, I do a rock and I immediately say, Trevor Porter, Trevor Noah White. All right, nigga. All right, I'm just joking. You light skin, nigga. You light skin. No, I do a rock, and I immediately say, I'm sorry. Because you baked. I can see you. Because that's just the way our minds think.

But that's the family, right? You say it all the time. You're family. Y'all roast each other. I get that from my mother. My mother would meet you, and within a minute, she'd have a million little nicknames for you.

She was so funny. This woman, her eyes, she was brilliant. This is how funny my mother was. My mother cursed my father out

every day for 60 years. Every day. The nigga never said the same joke twice. You know how funny you got to be to look at the same nigga

and talk, have a, for 60 years and have a different joke every day? That woman brilliant, man. All right, goddamn, let's make this go by the way. And if she knew I was here around you people smoking this fucking weed, she'd be so mad at me. I always use this example to Jack Thriller because Jack Thriller- Jack Thriller, you talking about the nigga with the one eye. Is he ever going to get that fixed? No, we don't think so.

It's creepy. It's creepy. I don't know. Let's do a GoFundMe for him. I'm down. I'll donate. I will donate. And his eye look like this right here.

He got a star. He got a golden goose eye. He has a golden goose eye. Yo, we started a GoFundMe for you, Jack Thriller. He got a star. He got a golden goose eye. He has a golden goose eye. Yo, we started a GoFundMe for you, Jack. He needs a new eye. No. We will search the doctor. That is a weight loss plan.

Here's what's crazy about him. He, with 2 Chainz, we had put 2 Chainz on the phone. Is he bringing that old shit up? No, he started arguing. And I always tell Jack, I say, listen, a comedian should always be a comedian every single time. You don't out rap a rapper. You out comedian a rapper. So he tried that. He tried that. He tried that. And Jack is a comedian? No, no. nigga. We're going to go on stage. Hey, y'all. How y'all doing? Hey.

Ha! Give it up for Jack. I didn't know he was a comedian. Yeah, he's a comedian. And I always told him, I said, you can never be comedians. Like, if you're going to, if a rapper comes at you,

you got to hit him with who you are. I didn't know, does Jack do stand-up comedy? Actually, he does, yes. He does? He does. are. Does Jack do stand-up comedy? Actually, he does, yes. He does? He does. Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. And stand-up is the hard thing. You say you've been doing it for 20 years. I didn't know he does stand-up. Jack wasn't here one time with him? With him, yeah. Yeah, he was blowing the shit out of me.

I didn't know. Next time I do a show in New York, I'm going to have him open. You're going to see him come out? And I'm going to pray he bombs so I can come on here and talk shit, boy. Remember that time you bombed? Because I thought he was just like a funny nigga on the block. You know, one-eyed. He's a pirate-eyed nigga.

You know what I mean? There's always that one nigga missing a dick or a nut. You know what I mean? Then they go in the corner. Yo, nigga, yo, Freddie one-eyed. But by the way, he's at all you and your brother's shows. He always and never hit the stage. I just think he come for the free.

Now you fucking me up. He never come for the show. No, because I didn't know that. and never hit the stage. I just think he come for the free. Now you fucking me up by saying, now because I didn't know that. He never hits the stage. We should call Jack. He come in my dressing room, he eat my hot wings and make me feel weird

with that eye, Roman Lottie. And he take it out sometimes and I think that shit gross. No. Don't take your eye out in my presence.

Keep that shit. I'm going to be honest. Don't put that nigga on, please. That is the most time, I'm going to be honest, I hate on comedians. Y'all have the same set in this hip hop. You have the same outlet, but there's no violence backstage. And I'll be back there like, can somebody stab somebody? Hit somebody.

It's all jokes. I'll be like, yo. We all jokes. We all snap on each other. It's all jokes. I'd be like, yo. We all jokes. We all snap on each other. It's all love, man. Is there something going too far with a comedian? No. No, that's why we don't understand why we're...

You answered that way too far. No. You want to let it marinate? No. No. No, we all know. Listen, everything is fair game. We talk about the darkest shit.

You go to... What makes comedians laugh, like if you go to the comedy store We talk about the darkest shit. You go to, what makes comedians laugh, like if you go to the comedy store, there's the audience here, right? And they're in the light. And when you look in the back. You got that one eye? Jack Dooler got one eye.

Oh! God damn it. How you got a booger in your fake eye? How you got one eye? You got a booger in your fake eye. Why is that goddamn booger out?

Come on, man. Yo, you disturbing, sir. Yeah bugger out. Come on, man. Yo, you disturbing, sir. Yeah. Yo, wipe your eye, man. Get that about. Ew. That is nasty. Is that the good eye?

Is that the good eye? Is that the good eye? You got crust in here. Right. How you doing, Jack? Are you alive? He can't even see me. He don't know who the fuck it is. He don't know who the fuck it is.

He trying to look. Sorry, Jack. We was just talking about it. Stop trying to act like everything is regular. Don't be looking at the screen with the fake eye, nigga. We know you can't see out of it. Put the real eye on. You can't train this eye to see.

Put the real eye on. That one look infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected.

You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You want to be infected. You can't train this eye to see Put the wheel out That one look infected You gonna be a You gonna have two fake eyes You gonna have two You gonna have two patches Oh my god No

Why you look like The nigga in the whale Like a shut in Like you ain't left the house In years Yo Jack You do stand up right Yeah nigga in the whale like a shut in like you ain't left the house in years yo Jack you do stand up right yeah

alright so there you go so I invited you Jack next time I do a show in New York you gotta come through cause you never hit the stage

your greedy ass come eat all my hot wings take your eye out make us feel awkward drink my liquor and never hit the stage alright I'm gonna out and make us feel awkward. Drink my liquor and never hit the stage. Alright, I'm going to book a show in Atlanta just so you can do it.

And I'm going to videotape and if you bomb, I'm sending it right here to Nori and he's going to put it up. Yes, I am. Alright. Alright, hang up on us. And we're doing a GoFundMe for you, but we'll tell you about that later. Okay, let me ask you.

I don't know much about much, but I know that nigga needs a cleanse. But let me ask you, because- Y'all better hug him tight. Jack Trilla ain't gonna be here too long. You better give that motherfucker his flowers. Can we give you your flowers? No.

We never gave you flowers, Saheed. Literally. Come on, we got that. Yes, yes. Literally your flowers. Those are gold-plated flowers, man. Just so you know, Snoop Dogg said it's like getting a Grammy because it's coming from your own people.

But let me just tell you something. You're a legend out here, man. We celebrate you. Hands down. And I say this to everyone here. Hands down, my favorite guest. Because you know why? It's not even what you do on camera. We celebrate you. Your hands down. And I say this to everyone here. Your hands down, my favorite guest. Because you know why? It's not even what you do on camera.

It's what you do off camera. You let every one of us have it. Oh, that's love. It's all love. We love the love. It's all love. We love it. Oh, we love it.

We love it. His name has been off-white ever since. He's never wore white since. He want to jump me right now. He love you. He love you. He love you. Listen, my partner is vegan.

Yes. Why are you trying to get him to give up? Yeah, he's trying to get him to give up. Pork is not part of a vegan diet. I have a question. Yes. I forgot what I was going to ask. I'm high.

No. Wait, hold on. It was a question. It was actually a real question. Damn, I'm high. No. Wait, hold on. It was a question. It was actually a real question. Damn, I'm high. Why y'all do this? Are y'all high yet? No.

And I love that you have all-female staff. It looks like all of you... I hate that you ain't got no female workers. This is like you filming this shit. This is like you filming this shit out of a prison, nigga. That's the theme we're going with. That's the old nigga that be—he don't even get raped no more. That's the OG.

He don't even get raped no more. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I wasn't raped. White boy, he down with the niggas and the gorilla. Lil' Trey, he got got all the weed in his asshole. It tastes weird, but you know, it smokes still. And Papote, he do the same shit.

That's how he stopped himself from being raped. He's always sitting down, just rolling the weed. His ass is too stink for them to raise. Yo, come on. Oh, fuck. I was going to ask. So let me ask you. It'll come to you with the next puff and bull smoke.

You just said. What network are you on? We on Revolt. We black. We black. And Warner Brothers. And Warner Brothers. And Warner Brothers. We also get white money, too. White money, yes. White black, we black. And Warner Brothers. And Warner Brothers also.

And Warner Brothers. We also get white money, too. White money, yes. White money, white money. Y'all want to tell the moon, though? Yeah. I'm actually going to do a podcast. I want to produce it.

Yeah, can we put it through our- We want to produce it. I like making my own money, Norio. Producing sounds like you want to produce it. Yeah, can we put it through our network? We want to produce it. I like making my own money, Nori. Producing sounds like you want to cut my shit. We just want a little piece, a little piece. I don't do all that. We can talk real shit, nigga. I want to be.

I don't know, nigga. There ain't no juice in this. You ain't going to get me, nigga. I want to be a Wayne's brother. You know what? We can talk offline. Yes, yes. Because, like I said, you guys are really from royalty.

Like, honestly, living color changed the trajectory of black television. Like, when I... Where the fuck you learn that word? Trajectory. You need to be reading. You need to spell that, motherfucker. I can't spell it. Use it in another sentence.

Put an adverb with it. Nobody wants to spell trajectory, by the way. We're all the same. But at that time, we had Robin Harris. What was his name? Not Robin. This nigga. You so high, nigga.

You want to know. You talking about another show. Robin Harris. No, no, no. Robin Harris? You so high, nigga. You in another show. Robert Harris. No, no, no. Robin Harris. My man that, Baby A Kids. Robert Harris.

Yeah. So, then Living Color came. What the fuck does Robin Harris got to do with Living Color? That nigga wasn't on Living Color. No, he was Baby A Kids. He was a baby. That was before Living Color, correct?

No, man. That was after. That was after a living color, correct? No, man. That was after. That was after. Or during. I mean, a living color was a long run, bro. I don't know where the fuck Robin Harris got to do with a living color. Now, your trajectory is off. You know where he put his trajectory, bro?

I was about to lie and be like, yeah, Robin Harris. You were like, oh man, what's my man name? He's still alive. Not the one that's dead. That brings down the pool to a- Bernie Man? Bernie Man. Bernie Man.

Bernie Man. Bernie Man. Bernie Man. Bernie Man. Harris. You're like, oh man, what's my man name? He's still alive. Not the one that's dead. That brings down the pool to him. Bernie Mac? No, not Bernie Mac. The recipe's Bernie Mac. He was the director.

Oh, thank you. No, MTV News. Robert Townsend, that's what I'm saying. Robert Townsend's alive. You like my mom.

Oh, what's his name? Robin, you know, Robin Williams. But you know, Robert Townsend's alive. You like my mom. Like, oh, what's his name? Robin, you know, Robin Williams. But you know, that's what's fucked up. Yeah, that one. That's the one I'm talking about. Yeah, because other than that, we had no black directors.

We had, like, at the end of the day, Living Color was produced, directed. Shout out to Robert Townsend. Robert Townsend. Legend in the game. Somebody who, to this day, is like a big brother and a mentor. Him and my brother Kenan came up together. They wrote and Robert directed, and Kenan and him starred in Hollywood Shuffle.

And that was the first thing that they did. And then after Hollywood Shuffle, my brother Kenan started. He did I'm Gonna Get You Sucker. Robert Townsend did Meteor Man. And after I'm Gonna Get You Sucker, then my brother wrote did Meteor Man, and after I'm Gonna Get You Sucker, then my brother wrote, starred, produced, gave me a little small extra role.

Well, in the setting of that, she was crazy. When you see it, you'll see what I'm saying. This nigga. Wait, what? In my stand-up. He talks about it in the special.

In my special, God Loves Me, if you would have saw it. Yeah, I saw it. I talk about how Chris Rock took my role. He got a little piece. A little piece in the movie. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network,

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I laugh. You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing,

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Well, I was supposed to do that part in the rib shack, but Chris had a beat. He had a dope set, like a part of his stand-up that really worked for that. So he kind of, Keenum promised me a part. The one rib. Huh? worked for that. So he kind of, Keenan promised me a part. The one rib. Huh? The one rib.

Yeah, the one rib. So Keenan gave him that part and that was supposed to be my part. And that's what. Don't give away anymore, man. And that means, nigga, watch the special.

All y'all watch the special to see the rest of the story. Because that means I'm not even a special. And so after that, Keenan, Fox asked Keenan, he had a meeting with him, and he said, what do you want to do? And Keenan was like, I want to do a sketch show. And Living Color, him and my brother Damon and my sister Kim and the whole cast, David Algaria, and then history was made.

And season four, I came on. A lot of people came on. Everybody rocked. Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. The dancers came on. Yeah, Jim Carrey. Carrier and enough. Jim Carrey. The dancers came up. Yeah, Jim Carrey. Carrier and enough,

but Jim Carrey. So you would be- Me, Sean. I'm understanding you were a kid at the time. Are you understanding that you're watching history? I didn't even have dick hairs

at this time. Oh, my bad. Like, this is how young I was. I was like, when in Living Color, the pilot, I was like 16 years old. And so I watched the pilot

being done. By the time it came on, I think I was in college, my first year in college. And when the show used to come on, I was at Howard University and everybody would leave. Whatever we were doing,

it was eight o'clock Sunday night. We would drop everything and everybody would run home and watch The Living Color. That's when TV was great. Yeah. Goddamn, make some noise. Yes, sir.

The closest thing to A Living Color, I would say, was like the Dave Chappelle show. Yeah, Chappelle. Chappelle, that was a show. You know you do the good show when the people who, you know, the trailblazers are proud of you. Like, my brothers were always proud of Dave. They love Dave.

They love Dave. They love Chris. They love dudes in the game that have been doing it a long time and get an opportunity to rock. And Dave is always, you know, always pays love and homage to my brothers and gives them nothing but love. So we love Chappelle, we love Rob. Ain't no beef over here. Never.

I never met Kenan, but I met Damon one time. You never met Kenan? I met Damon. Yeah, Kenan wouldn't fuck with you. Yeah. You smell too much like weed. No, but Damon said to me. Kenan would be like, I don't think so. You smell too much like weed. No, but Dame, that's what Dame said to me. Kenan would be like, I don't fuck with that nigga.

You smell like weed. Yo, I said, can I take a picture? He said, you smell like weed, man. He said, you smell just like weed. But Dame is funny. Dame would be like,

you smell like weed. Give me some of that shit. I just saw Dame at the improv not too long ago. I think like late last year and he's hilarious, man. Damon is... And it's perfect for...

He had his rhythm that was perfect. Damon's my favorite. I can't call him my favorite because he's my brother. Right. So my top comedians all time are going to be Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor, and my brother Damon. Those are my personal top three ever. And of course, my other friends, I love Chappelle.

I love Chris Rock. But Damon, to me, as a comedian, he just changed the game. Because he did something. I like when people do something that's never been done. And when Damon did the handicap bully, he did this thing because he grew up handicapped. And he was like, you know, he grew up handicapped. Damon grew up handicapped. Damon has

a club foot. So as a kid, he always had a limp. It looked like a little golf club. His foot looked like a putter. So growing up, you know, I don't even know if you're joking or not. No, I'm serious.

And so we had this bit about how we grew up in the hood, and he didn't want to be like the handicapped bully. And he'd be like, well, where you going? Don't make me get up. And it was the first time I seen somebody do this and then do somebody in a wheelchair. And I was just like, and then he did handyman. And it wasn't that he was making fun of handicapped people.

He was finding joy in the fact that he was handicapped. Wow. And that's what made that joke brilliant. That's crazy. Yeah. Oh, my God. It's like when Richard Pryor talks about- Spoken crack.

Hey, whoa, nigga. I'm talking about his heart attack, bro. Why we got to go straight to crack? Yeah, straight to crack. Or burn himself. Yeah, but when he talks about that, when you talk about things that hurt you or things that happen to you,

to me, that's when you're really getting great in comedy. You know what I mean? That's what I admire about comedy. When I first started rapping, I remember tragedy Gaddafi had to come to and say to me, stop using all your trauma. Meaning, I was using every single thing that I went through, I would put it in a joint. And what he said to me, stop using all your trauma. Meaning, I was using every single thing that I went through,

I would put it in a joint. And what he said to me was, you have to be kind of like, what the fuck am I thinking of? Trajectory. No, no. He said, you kind of got to like,

like put 100 on 10. Like, you don't always have to say everything that you're going through. Modulate, modulation. And I didn't really, I didn't really know how to do that. Yeah, right.

But then as comedians, like I was asking you earlier, I said, is there anywhere that's too far? No. Right? And then, so let me ask you,

as a comedian, right? You have relationships with Chappelle. You have relationships with Chris Pratt. But you get caught. Man, we will. You, one day, someone slips something in your drink. You get caught eating ass somewhere. I don't know.

I'm just giving you an example. It's an example. It's an example. Depending on whose ass. You ain't got to slip nothing in my drink. But let me ask. Now, Michael Blacksmith

goes online and goes, you fucking had my name up. Black Smith? That's not his name? Michael Blacksmith. Blacksman, I said. No? Black son.

Blackson, that's what I said. I thought that's what I said. No, I didn't. Blacksmith. I just mentioned Michael Blacksmith as a Black son. Black son. That's what I said. I thought that's what I said. No, he definitely didn't say that. No, I didn't. Black son. I just mentioned Michael Blackson as a black man. It's a horseshoe. So you get caught in Ghana. Eat ass.

You get caught in Ghana. I don't know why. You get caught in Ghana, eat ass, and then Michael Blackson. That's a person who's your friend. He has your phone number. He could call you and say, I'm going to kill you right now. But he doesn't.

He better not. He goes straight to the gram. Yes. And he makes fun of you. My nigga. And you don't care? As you supposed to. That's the way it's supposed to be.

Fuck this gram, nigga. I want to see it in a special. I want to see it in the audience. I want to feel it so that I never do that dumb shit again. And we all know. That's real. That's the realest response ever.

I ain't even going to lie to you. I wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. Hit me a little bit, bro. I didn't see it. No, no. You got apple cider? Vinegar?

No, definitely not. No, apple. You have the apple orchard. Jesus. I'll have a sip of that. And we're going to your show tonight. Why do you got this man doing this shit, and you already got pre-rolled?

Oh, that's why. And he grows it right there, too. Where you getting them from? It's called living life. I'm here. Roll it up. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, so, Marley After Like So many people Like They say that Nas When Nas did Belly

Right That Nas stayed in that character For so long Or Pac After Juice That's definitely What other people After Juice

And we just recently Seen you on the Daily Show Talking about Pac Putting his nuts In front of Omar Epps I don't know Where you got to that We went full Trajectory you on The Daily Show talking about Pac putting his nuts in front of Omar Epps. I don't know where you got to that. We went full trajectory circle.

This is my trajectory. Yeah, your trajectory's all fucked up. You're the highest trajectory. The fuck is going on? I recently saw that and I see Omar, I don't want to say he was offended, but he was like,

damn, why would you say that? Omar was like, this nigga, because, well, Omar knows me since, I've known Omar

since I was 14 years old. Your best friend. Omar, that's my best nigga. He knows, bro, it happened. Pac threw his nuts in his face.

Oh, have him on here. He got a Marlin story for you. Yeah, but how does this happen? He got a good Marlin, he got a couple of Marlin stories for you. But how does this happen?

Is it practice? It's like you'll take the picture? No, Omar's sleeping with his eyes open. So we was all up in the Bronx hanging out. And Omar, thank you so much. That's the greatest addition to this goddamn show. You got a pretty girl in here. And we spoke to him about it. I think he's right. I hope you feel girl in here. And what's fucked up about it?

I think it's great. I hope you feel safe in here. No, she's good. It's a safe space. These niggas all men. They thirsty. Like you come into prison for a conjugal visit. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network,

hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser-known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and best-selling author and meat-eater founder Stephen Ranella. I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here and I'll say it seems like the ice age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today.

Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to take us to heal us. It's Mental Health awareness month. And on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh.

You know, I love jokes. I love funny. I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network

on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, connecting changes everything. Your gut microbiome and those healthy bacteria can actually have positive effects throughout your body. Not just your gut, but your mental health, your metabolism, your immunity, your risk of cancer, heart disease, almost any disease under the sun. Yep, you heard right. Probiotics might actually impact everything from your brain to your heart.

So what's science and what's just really good marketing? On this episode of Dope Labs, me and Zakiya cut through the hype and get into the real deal behind probiotics with help from gastroenterologist Dr. Roshi Raj. So yes, bacteria is definitely having a moment and I'm very excited about that. From probiotic drinks and gummies to face creams and pillows. Yep, we said pillows. The probiotic boom is everywhere. But how much of it actually works? And what does it all mean for your gut, your skin, and even your mood?

Join us on Dope Labs where we break it all down into the lab like only we can. Listen to Dope Labs on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Oh my God. Okay, so Omar sleep with his eyes open like this. And Pac is a jokester.

So when he was sleeping, Pac was like, yo, watch this, take this picture. So you see Pac's balls. So somewhere in this world, Pac's balls in Omar's mouth. No, they're not in his mouth. Why you got to go there? I mean, around. Don't get me beat up by a dark-skinned actor. Pots balls in all Mars mouth

That's why they call the movie Juice. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Where the fuck are we going with this? My bad. My bad. No, but I looked at, this is how I knew y'all was friends. I knew y'all was friends because when you broke it up, Omar's face just looked at you.

He looked at you like, I'm going to swing on you as soon as this is over. He said this nigga. Yeah, yeah. But they know me for that. Like, I'm a spot blower. That's what we do.

Right. And, you know, what's the crazy thing is, you got to meet... You can bring him his drink. Please. Yeah, yeah, please, please. I just want to rinse

the smell of man off of me. You got to meet a different Tupac. Because Tupac... Some would say that Tupac was... It was a pre-Tupac and then there's a death row Tupac. I would say they don't know Tupac.

The digital underground Tupac? Let me ask you this. I would say they don't know Tupac. Did you connect with Tupac after he got to death row? I know all of Tupac. So you know every different Gemini or Tupac? Absolutely. Hey, man.

I'm a married to a Gemini. I'm offended. He wasn't phony with anything. That was Tupac. Tupac was That was his. Whatever he. Tupac was all. All those variations. He was extremely funny.

He was very smart. Like he knows what trajectory actually means. I don't. Right. He was a great rapper. Thank you. A gangster. A poet.

An activist. An activist. Tupac Shakur was all of those things. And he was a friend. He was a cool dude. And through his uprising, through his success, every time he'd see me, always, whether he'd be on the MTV line, always came over, always gave me love because we always, he always, always connected.

And I respect where he went. I saw him 20 minutes before he passed, me and Omar. We went over there to give him love because, you know, we all performing arts high school kids. It wasn't an act. So Pac wasn't acting like Bishop. There was just a part of Pac that was Bishop.

It was the niggas that he grew up with. When you grow up in the hood, we can all be gangsters. I watched niggas do nigga shit my whole life. Like, I was in the projects for 17 years of my life. And when you grow up in the bricks, you know what it is. You know, I know niggas and micas serving life that I grew up with, that I used to play in the playgrounds with. I just chose not to go to that park with them.

I went somewhere else. I chose to do other things. My mother was like, streetlights, come on, bring your black ass upstairs. My dad was like, I was more afraid of my dad's belt than anything, so that kept me out of trouble. Pac never had that. So when you young black men without fathers

getting into a lot more trouble, not to say that, you know, Afeni didn't do a great job, but a mother is different than a father. A father will strike fear in your ass. A mother, you could argue it. At a point, a boy, 13, 14 years old, ma, I could take you. Nah, I got hair on my dick. You can't take me.

Those slaps don't work. Those belts don't hurt. So Pac was that dude that just transcended all that. hair on my dick. You can't take me. Those slaps don't work. Those belts don't hurt. So, Pac was that dude that just transcended all that. This is one thing I think is always lost with Pac's story. How young he was, how young

he passed. It was only 24. You don't know yourself at that age. This nigga was 24. Imagine if he was still alive. Making Brindis got a baby. Making Dear what I'm saying? This nigga was 24. Imagine if he was still alive. Making Brenda's got a baby. Making Dear Mama. That evolution of who you would become right now, our generation. I never met Tupac, so you know.

So, like, so, so, so, yeah, yeah. Give me some Tupac love. Give me some Tupac love. Yeah. Come on. Give me some Tupac love, man. I never met Tupac. Tupac would have liked you.

And you know what's fucked up about it? Tupac visited my hood when I was in jail. Like, that was like, like, it was like a shot. Wow. Oh, shit, my chain done fell out. Shit. That was Tupac. Yeah, Tupac.

That's Tupac. But Pac was just that young, that bright, that shine, that star that was that bright, that young. Imagine what he would have been today. Our generations would be sold. This society wouldn't be as sensitive. Twitter would have been something else. Instagram would have been something else.

Pac, with his legendary voice, would have definitely been a big force in today's... And I think Big and Pac would have squashed their beef. Yeah, I don't think they would have been beef. No, they wouldn't have been beef. It was just too much between them. You met Big, too, right? Nigga, I was there one night

when Pac and Big performed at Glam Slam. There's a picture of me. In Miami, Glam Slam? Oh, that's right. You're in the background. I did see that. That's right. You're in the background.

This is when Biggie had party and bullshit out. Yes. And Pac had, I think it was I Get Around and a few other hits. And he had Biggie open up for Pac. Yes, you're in that fucking picture. Yes, you're in that picture. I was there that night in the dressing room. I seen it on Twitter.

Someone was pointing it out. Yeah, man. I've been around a long time. I seen Biggie 20 minutes before he got shot. So what I'm saying is, 20 minutes from now, watch your back, nigga. I'm going to wait an hour. I'm going to wait an hour.

Oh, my God. Damn, that shit is history, bro. Yeah, it is. Holy shit. I've been blessed. I'm going to win an hour I'm going to win an hour Oh my god Damn that shit is history bro Yeah it is Holy shit I've been blessed Let's just You know You being a part of

One of the famous families Of this industry Is that a plus Or is that like Is that something that Burdens you Because A lot of people will always say

Like I I brag about you When you're not around, okay? I brag about you. I say, Marlon is one of the most funniest people ever, right? And I say it, and they're like, what? And I'm like, yeah. I'm saying, have you ever seen Marlon? Like, just without it?

And then, so what I'm saying is, being a part of this family, is that something that is a plus? Or is like, oh, okay, he's supposed to be funny. It's a curse. Because he's supposed to be great. It's a gift and a curse. It has to be.

It's so fucked up. It's a curse. Hold on, let me say something. When I brag about you, what they say is, they almost say, of course. And that's fucked up to me because it's like, when I say how funny you are, they say, okay, yeah. Like, he's supposed to be funny. And it's like, why? Because he's from this royal family?

He's supposed to be funny? Or is he supposed to be funny because he's funny? I had it hard, right? But I wouldn't want it no other way. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not walking just in my own light. Nigga, I got giant footprints that have paved ways. And yet, I have to have the courage to be able to step in those footprints and then veer off and create my own giant footprints. And that's what my career has been.

I'm not, it's not a curse. It's a gift for me. The pressure of being the baby of my family, it made me have to step up. It made me have to be better. It made me have to, I can't be regular. I have to be great. I can't be good.

Good ain't good enough. Not when you got giants like Damon, Kenan, Sean, Kim. Our whole family is dope as fuck. I gotta be great. I have no choice. And I'm not going to fail it because I got that family name, but I'm doing the work not to just be a Wayans, right?

I'm doing the work to be Marlon. Right. That's right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. That's right.

You killed that. That one, that one. Nah, it really is. I even got that old bitter nigga to clap on that. You did, man. nigga to clap on that. You will get a 10. Nah, because... No, because it's truly... What happened to the nigga that wasn't asleep?

He woke him up. He went to the bathroom. Oh, he wasn't taking shit? He just woke up? Come right back. He said, this shit is good. I got to go take a shit. No, because I remember When Six Tuplets came out

Yeah And I remember me Bragging about this And I remember me saying Yo you know what This is his break This is his role Like to

To For people to actually Understand And And people just They give you their props But then they say Oh you know

He's supposed to be. And I don't feel like that's necessary. It's coming, man. Do you understand what happens? I'm patient, right? And my special that I have now called God Loves Me is because I understand. I see the forest through the trees. I understand the journey that God has put me on.

And it's not for the faint hearted. It is not an easy journey. I'm glad I don't have an easy journey. I'm glad I don't have an easy journey. I know where I'm going. It will be to a legendary place because for me, I just got my head down. I don't care about what I'm trying to do. I'm just doing what I

love to do as good as I can do it as much as I can do it and I just keep getting better. That's why I dropped my first special five years ago, Woke-ish. Because I wanted to, I did stand-up for eight years. I wanted to see what I was like.

I wanted to bookmark that. I wanted to go, I did that. Let me see, two years after that, I'm going to do another special. You know what it is. Then two years after that,

I'm going to drop another special, which is God Loves Me. If you look at my progression from here to here, or my first album to my third album, it's like night and day. It's coming. I'm on some

other shit. I'm finding my rhythm. I'm finding my shit. My own... Do you feel like you found your rhythm already or are you still kind of homing that? No, it's getting there. For me, everything's starting to coagulate. Everything's coming together. The writer,

I've been writing... You know I wanted to ask for that word, coagulate. I know. I know I wanted to say that. Come together. I felt it. I felt it came to me. So it's the writer. I've been writing now.

The writer in you. The writer in me. I've been writing now, writing movies and TV for 20-something, 30 years, right? I created Wayne's Brothers with my brother Sean. We've been writing since we was like 19. We're brothers. We're happy. We're singing. I don't even Brothers with my brother Sean. We've been writing since we was like 19. We brothers, we're happy, we're singing and we don't even know the goddamn

theme song and it's transcendent. So, you know, movies. I've been writing movies. Then as an actor, I've been acting since I was... You wrote White Chicks, right? Yeah, me and my brother Sean Keenan, we wrote White Chicks. Acting, I've been acting since I was

seven, since I was 17 professionally. Then to add the producer on me, I've been producing for 30 years. Now I do stand-up, but I've been doing stand-up for 12 years. Now I have 10,000 hours logged in five different areas

of my profession. I'm getting nice with this shit. I know where I'm going. I'm going to big you up. Thank you, brother. I'm getting nice with this shit. I know where I'm going. I'm going to big you up. You've been nice with this. No, no, I'm getting better. I'm getting better. And like I said, man, the fact is, to me,

like you're just, and I know you say you can't be funny 24 hours a day. No, you can't be. But to me, I've never seen you not funny. But that's why I don't smoke weed. Because if I smoke weed, I'll be on all day.

My mind don't shut off. One time I was high and I thought I was Spider-Man. I was literally in my house and my nephew was like, nigga, what kind of weed is that? Because my mind opens up. When I do weed, it's like I do ayahuasca. We just talked about ayahuasca with Chuck D. I heard him.

And all I could think was, now that shit, I want to try. I want to try ayahuasca. I'm not going to lie to you. We're going to do it on the show. You want to be a part of that? Let's do it. Let's go. That would be crazy.

Part of me was like, yes, Chuck D. And then part of me was like, you told me you didn't get high. I dealt with both of that just now, 20 seconds ago. Part of me is sitting there going, Foxy and Chuck D on Ayahuasca. I want to see Flavor Flav on Ayahuasca. Yeah, boy! I want to see what that nigga see.

That was so crazy. I've hung out with Chuck D, and I've hung out with Flavor Flav. Oh, it's a whole different experience. A whole different experience. It's like the group. It is a whole different experience. Totally different. But that's what's great about

public enemy you got this conscious group and then here comes this crackhead with a clock on his neck yeah boy you know the time it just worked it fucking worked it fucking worked i'm the flavor Family. That's me. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I am so... This is so great. I don't even know what to clap. I don't know what to do at this point. So let me ask you, right? No, it doesn't work out. T.I. is actually taking this serious.

I thought... T.I. is my friend. Comedy? Yes, yes. So I text him, and I didn't think he was going to take it this serious. Yeah. T.I.'s actually going, he's going through the chitlin' circuit.

Yeah. Like, he's not even starting as T.I. He's legit doing stand-up the way he's supposed to go through it. I'm proud of him. I don't want to tell him I'm proud of him. He started a little further ahead in stand-up than I did. I went further back than he did. I had a billion dollars in box office underneath my belt.

And when I started doing stand-up, I would go to coffee houses. I would go to open mics. I would perform in dive bars and motorcycle bars. And people was like, Nicky, you got scary movie out. Why are you? Because if you're going to do it, you got to take it serious and you got to be a journeyman.

I didn't want to bump comedians. I waited to last or I waited for my turn or I pick a number out the hat. I wasn't going up there trying to bump people. There's a process. I respect what he's doing,

which is going the long way. He can't expect to sell out concerts as T.I. The comedian. As T.I. the comedian. The comedian. That's a whole other... I commend what he's doing.

Yeah. But I'm going to be honest. I would take the short route. I call this nigga, when he bomb, I call him up. I want to be the big brother. Like, I know.

I know it hurts. He'll be on the plane. He have his hoodie on. I still feel the heat from the temperature of the room at Madison Square Garden. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling.

I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling.

I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. I know what he's feeling. But he understood. But he understood. The next day, what'd he do? He actually did good.

He got on the stage. Same stage. Same stage. Same stage. In Atlanta. And he rocked the stage. I thought he was in New York. No, he flew to Atlanta.

And he rocked the stage. He flew to Atlanta And he rocked the stage It takes balls To come back the next day To get booed by 5,000 motherfuckers And you come back The next day Right

That's what stand up is Sometimes you rock Right Sometimes you bomb And you got chances Have you ever bombed Oh sure It's fun to me

I like bombing Because I know I like what I'm What's your favorite bomb? Where at? Your favorite? Man, pick one. Cincinnati? I feel like Cincinnati. No, no, no, no, no, no. Definitely LA because they're so pretentious. So when I'm there, I like to talk about all the shit that everybody's afraid to talk about.

Like Bloods Encryption and shit like that? I ain't getting killed. That ain't got, that ain't none of my business. That ain't none of my business. I don't know what you talking about, sir. I hope those gentlemen in colors enjoy their time and I hope they get along.

But you will not catch me doing none of those jokes. Sir, rebound. You know, I talk, I just talk about like uncomfortable stuff. I talk about like real life uncomfortable stuff. I talk about how I've made mistakes in my life. I talk about uncomfortable stuff. I talk about real life uncomfortable stuff.

I talk about how I've made mistakes in my life. I talk about infidelity. I talk about shit where I'm not, as a parent, where I fail. I talk about real shit and they're like, oh, you can't say that. Sure I could. It's my fucking kid. I'm going to say what the fuck I want. Because in order to find funny, you got to bomb.

As a comedian, you're a scientist, and you're putting these joke formulas together, and people are literally watching you blow these things that you're mixing together blow up in your face. Right. Until you find the right combination, then boom. Oh, water. That's a laugh. Right. How far along bombing do you take a joke where you keep trying to rework it before you give it up?

I keep going. You know the joke works? You're going to keep it going? No, no. You think the joke is good, but you keep reworking it? Oh, I go, oh, man. All right, now I got to learn how to tell this joke. Just because they're going, oh.

Like it's a challenge to you. Yeah, because the joke that I bomb with is the one I want to close with. The one that I bomb with is the one I want to close with. The one that I bomb with is the one I want to have the biggest laugh because I know they're listening and I know they're effective when they're like, oh, you can't say that. I'm like, alright, now they're listening. Now all I got to do is

find the right punchline and I got them. And are you the guy that makes these people lock their phones up? I'm not rich enough for that yet. So that would be the Chappelle and the Kevin Hart and the Chris Ross.

I've been to all three of their shows. I go off the buddy system. I'm like, please don't. Please guys, don't film me. You can film me at the end. Don't put my jokes up there. That shit costs like $10,000 to put niggas' phones up there. I ain't got... That shit cost like 10 grand to put niggas' phones in sleeves.

I'm like, I guess the joke gonna get out. Gotta write some new shit. Well, I went to... I went to Kevin Hart's show. This is why I have respect for Kevin Hart as well. He would not start his show until he kept saying,

Norby, go to the front. And I was just like, I was like, nigga, you rich. I'm going to catch the show. And he wanted me to be there from the beginning. And then I was like, that's also a pure comedian because sometimes you guys get to a certain level where we think you're just untouchable

and then it's human. You guys are still human. Yeah. I didn't know that. What's fucked up is he was high and none of that probably ever happened. Who?

Wait, what? Your ass was high and none of that ever happened. No, I actually did. I actually... That nigga did nothing. Who was with me? Stop the show.

Stop the show. Audience, get the drink out your hand. Fuck that. If Nori ain't here, we ain't doing it. Period. Super thug. Without Nori, nothing. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Definitely didn't happen like that. This nigga was high as fuck. No, but he really. That nigga was in the front row. No. In the back row of the concert. He was sleeping. No, listen.

Who came with me? He was really. Beep, beep, beep, beep listen Who came with me He was really Who He really cared He was like Yo Nori Go to the front I'm like

Kev I am N-O-R-E I'm going to find my way To the front He's like go And I went I would do that for you But you never come to my shows

I'm coming to your show tonight What are you talking about sir What do you mean I'm being at your show tonight They already guest hosting me And everything I'm not even performing tonight. I am out here promoting the movie Air,

which comes out April 5th. Jordan. No, it's Air. It's about the sneaker. It's about the sneaker. Jordan and Air. What? You got to mix the...

Jordan is Jordan. Black and Negro. He the person. Same shit. Okay, all right. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. Yeah, but how the fuck you got into the Jordan movie? Actually, you know what's weird?

What's crazy? Ben Affleck called me. Time out. I don't know how this nigga got my number. And I was like, and then I realized he's Batman. Oh, of course he could get my number. But he called me and he gave me- It's Ben Affleck, sir.

Ben Affleck. Yes. I was like, I thought I was being pranked. I was like, Damon, stop fucking around. And then he kept going. He was like, I'm doing this movie and it's this part in this movie. And he explained the part. George Raveling, he's a great coach.

And I was looking for somebody funny, but somebody grounded, a good actor. And you, you're a good actor. And I watch you work. 45 minutes, Ben is on the phone talking to me about this part. I said, nigga, you had me at hello. I'm Ben Affleck. I was like, I'm in.

I don't give a fuck if it was a porn movie. I'm in. Show me which bitch to fuck. I'm in. You want my toe on the chair? You want the white girl? You want the bongo? I'm doing it Who the fuck want this

I don't care Ben Affleck He's such a great director And him and Matt Damon Like the production was dope And it's the movie When I tell you To be a part of such a great movie

The movie is great It's 80s nostalgia But the directing is great Netflix is on Netflix It's actually going to be In the theaters on April 5th, 1st for a month and a half, so make sure you check it out

in the theaters. It's a really great movie. Great cast. Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Viola Davis, who's wonderful in the movie, Chris Messina, who's hilarious, Chris Tucker, and myself. It's a great movie.

So check it out, Air. I'm in, I'm in. I'm in for Air. I'm in. I'm in. I am in. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the Meat Eater Podcast Network,

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iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. You ain't got no more questions. You know, you're questioning yourself. Hold on, hold on. I want to go back to something I saw you say on, I think it was the breakfast club. The family went to a funeral and y'all was clowning the person in the casket. Yeah, nigga, don't die in our family.

We got jokes. It wasn't that we were clowning, but my auntie buried him. My cousin said he rested, so he died. He was in a motorcycle crew. My auntie wanted to honor him, and she buried him in his motorcycle gear. He had his white t-shirt, a leather vest. He had

some baggy jeans and some Air Force Ones and a Yankee fitted. Me and Damon were sitting over the casket, and my brother Damon looks at me and goes, you know, if there's a dress code in heaven, I don't think Setti getting in. Hilarious nonetheless. Boy, a nigga to say that to you, and you in tears.

So I'm laughing, and people are like, oh my God, look at mom and Damon are just a mess right now. But yeah, we always got jokes. I mean, my mom taught us that, man. You always, you learn to laugh in your worst moments, man. Like life, everybody taking life too seriously. Let's laugh. Let's enjoy. Like life is about laughter.

It's about love. It's about great sex, great food, and then we go home. What the fuck we arguing about? Why we sensitive? Why we fighting? Come on.

Damn, it's true. It's true. It's true. It's true. Oh, damn, damn. I never heard life summed up in that way. You know what I'm saying?

Now I see why you smoke yourself silly. I get it. I get it. Look at this nigga numb. Oh, you back from taking a shit? Now you want to pick up your camera? You went and dropped that hot shit?

Now you're alert. You're getting all the angles now, huh? You're getting close. Watch out. Yo, so... Goddamn, I'm hot. Is it just me? Jess, are you high?

Ladies, you back? Yeah? Fuck I know you high You ain't got shit to say You ain't You been that high And you forgot how to talk?

No I have I have I've been so I got my boy Omar so high Omar Epps, you talking about? Omar Epps I love how you just throw him My. I've been so, I got my boy Omar so high that- Omar Epps, you talking about? Omar Epps. I love how you just throw him Omar.

My boy. I got him so high, he wrote a rhyme. No, he got so high, he wrote a rhyme in his third grade handwriting. You know what's the funny shit? me just say something You know the other day I went to the passport place And they asked for a signature Do you know that They don't teach children To write a signature

Yeah cursive It's normal Allowed yes Cursive So imagine how fucked up That is for you Yeah so I'm sitting there You know how long it's gonna take

Them niggas to write autographs Yeah yeah So I'm sitting there Putting it off for my passport, and then my son, Nakai, they asked him to sign it, and he prints it out. So I'm telling him, I'm like, yo, no, you got to sign it. And he's like, that's my signature, Dad.

I just want to know where the hell y'all going. We went to the passport place. I know, but where you going? They got a passport for the passport place. You know what I'm saying? You making money. That's what y'all doing. You know what I'm saying? You making money. That was some funny shit. When are you going to drop another album?

I ain't dropping. I don't want to. Why? Come on. You working on music, man. You got the platform. Come on. Why you playing?

Let me get a verse. I want one verse. Oh, God. If you want to give me a verse, I'll give you a verse. I'm calling Pharrell right now. We're getting in the studio. On a Pharrell beat? On a Ph. I want one verse. Oh, that's it. If you want to give me a verse, I'll give you a verse, nigga. I'll call Pharrell right now. We'll get in the studio. On a Pharrell beat? On a Pharrell beat, yes.

You don't step up quick. You brought the groupie out of here. That's the first young face nigga there. This is what's crazy about Pharrell. The other day he called me. We speaking. And I'm so happy of his Louis Vuitton position that he has.

Like, that shit is so dope because I remember meeting Pharrell as a young person, and I just remember that was, like, his goal, like, to have some Louis shit. You know what I'm saying? That's so dope. For him to go from that to, like, wearing, like, a Louis bracelet to being the fucking director of Louis Vuitton.

One time for Pharrell. That's fucking. That's fucking. He's transcended. Yes, that's fucking. Rap, music, period. Like he's on some other shit. He's on that plane where niggas don't even.

I bet you he doesn't even wear shoes. He walks around no shoes. He floats, he floats, no shoes. He floats. He floats. He floats. He floats. And everybody is namaste. Yes.

And everything is peace. You rich nigga. Come on. Put your sneakers on. Yes. Yeah. But I can't lie. I love that.

I love when we being recognized. Our people. Yeah, man. It's time. It's so much that we don't get recognized. Yeah. And that we got to call recognized. Yeah. And that we, we got to call each other more like,

you know, like, you know, and, and, and like, I'm gonna call you about this podcast. I'm not playing. I'm doing a podcast.

Me and my brother. Yeah. We're going to do me and my brother. Your brother. Which brother you got? My brother, Sean. Sean.

Okay. Me and Sean. Sean. Got a dope. Sean got to come outside. Where's Sean at? He gonna come out. He gonna come out of this.

He gotta come outside. I know he in the weight room. He still DJing with no cables. I know he in the weight room. Is he still DJing with no cables? I know he in the weight room. No, he actually DJs now. Really? And Sean probably- Because he been DJing at Living Color.

Beyond being a DJ. Sean, we did not believe him in Living Color. You got to watch him do stand-up. That was not- Sean stand-up. No, he DJs now. No, but at Living Color, we knew that. Oh, he was lip-syncing with his hands.

Yeah, yeah. He was Milli Vanilli at DJing. Yeah, he was Milli Vanilli. He was Milli Vanilli. He was. He was back then. But now he really does it. It looked good, though. And if you ever want to see Sean, watch his stand-up.

People sleep. J-Lo was Milli Vanilli, too, right? She wasn't really dancing. No, she was really dancing. She was a stunt dancer. My bad. You can edit that part. No, keep that part in.

You need to see how high you are. Listen, I went to a live taping of In Living Color. You know, I went to a live taping, and Jennifer, the dancers sat while they did the sketch, and then they went out. And then I was in the back. And she was, like, right next to me. I used to fly home from college.

Did this nigga just say he just danced like the J-Lo? No, bro. And tried to get away with it? He said he went to the audience. It was a sketch where they were doing the samurai thing. Oh, man.

What was that? The samurai shit. You sound like me earlier now. Like the sumo wrestling shit. Okay. That's it. More like whatever, nigga. No, I'm high.

They used the audience as part of the audience for that sketch. Yeah, I know I'm high. I didn't know I was high until just then. Yeah, but you don't have a show tonight because I know I'm high. I didn't know I was high until just then. Yeah, but you don't have a show tonight because I'm booked for you. I ain't got no fucking show.

I came here to promote air. Seven o'clock at the Coral Gables. I came here to promote my... Huh? Oh, it's a screening. It's a screening of the movie. I came here to promote air, which is the movie I'm in starring Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. Fuck y'all niggas.

I came here to use your airwave and my special is on HBO Max. God loves me. Yes. You got to see my special and then call me. Listen, man.

I watched it without even knowing you was coming. How'd you like it? I loved it. Thank you. And he would have said something if he didn't like it.

Yeah, he's gray haired. What? The fuck does that got to do with it? That's me. Tell the truth. It's me. Yeah, very upfront. Veryhaired. What? The fuck does that got to do with anything? That's me. Tell the truth. It's me. Yeah, very upfront.

Very upfront. Very offensive. Anybody who got gray... Listen, because you got to realize, anybody who got gray-haired... They got gray-haired, they said, they said,

fuck Beijing. Fuck. You Beijing? No, I don't Beijing. I ain't going to lie. My barber in Puerto Rico did Beijing me up. They all Beijing, bro. And I'm not going to lie. I didn't say nothing. I was like, I knew't Beijing. I ain't going to lie. My barber in Puerto Rico did Beijing. They all Beijing, bro.

And I'm not going to lie. I didn't say nothing. I was like, I knew he was paying. I knew that wasn't over. I didn't see your eyebrows. No, stop. Look, look, look. Stop.

You do Beijing. No, no, no. You do the eyebrows. No, no. No, the eyebrows are natural. But I ain't going to lie. The eyebrows are natural. At some point, he was hitting.

The razor was there. And then he went back. And then he got the paintbrush. But I ain't gonna lie. At some point, he was hitting, the razor was there, and then he went back, and then he got the paintbrush. And you said, go ahead, Picasso. I did not say, I'm gonna tell you this. I didn't say stop. I was like, my little gray hair was turned off. It turned black. I said, OK.

OK. And with shampoo. Shampoo. Oh, my God. Shampoo's here? What shampoo? Oh, shampoo. He had to bring out.

He brung out the Krylon can for shampoo. Because his shit like yours a little bit. Like, yeah, the Krylon. That's paint. Keep that paint away from me, bro. You don't fuck with Beijing. And you looking younger. What are you?

You cleansing right now? Yes, man. You drinking beer? This ain't a beer. This is a cider. And you looking younger. What are you? You cleansing right now? Yes, man. You drinking beer? I'm not. This ain't a beer. This is a cider and I'm just sipping a cider. I am on a cleanse right now.

Cleanse. So we fucked up your cleanse. No, I just had a little bit of something. No, the smoke is fucking up your cleanse. No, that's fucked. I'm gone. No, this is a wrap. Y'all niggas trying to take me.

You getting locked up. I walked in here and y'all said that nigga look too good. I ain't gonna lie. Roll that shit up my porch. I got no... Because I know you just celebrated

your 50th birthday. You looking young as fuck. 50? No way, bro. Yes, make some noise for y'all. No way. Wow, dog damn. I'm your age?

You older than me, man. Yeah, you older than all of us. Don't brag about that, motherfucker. I'm only 17. I'm looking for a G now. You like they about to fit you for a coffin. Grim Reaper sitting next to this nigga like, hey, what you about to do? I'm about to do it.

I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I'm about to do it. I'm about 17. I'm in Beijing now. They about to fit you for a coffin. Grim Reaper sitting next to this nigga like, we about 68. So tell us about this cleanse. What do you want?

I'm eating nothing but vegetable, fresh fruit, and one salad for 90 days. I'm not drinking. I'm not doing... For a reason? Because I want to regenerate my days. I'm not drinking. I'm not doing. For a reason? Because I want to regenerate my cells. I'm taking. You want to be 49?

No, I'm doing, I want to look great. I'm trying to look. Now, you look mad. I'm not trying to do 50-year-old parts. Right. When I'm 50, I'm looking to do the 30 to 35-year-old parts. These are my leading man years. And I'm going to take care of myself.

And I'm going to look great. And I'ma You know I'ma look great And when girls When women look at me They gonna be like You know He is zaddy I wanna You know

I wanna get that Are you like zaddy No No because There's a female audience Right Method man used that Method man used that

He looking good Don't get too excited Sonny Sonny says zaddy I'm on water dad I'm doing water And I'm on Yeah So he says, daddy.

He said he's going to try to look like you by next week. He ain't no goddamn vegan. That's not a vegan. He only eats all the fish in the sea. He just wants you to have a joke about him. No, I can't. He's doing such a good job. He's doing such a good job. He's doing such a great job. I can't talk shit about him.

Listen, look at him. He's like, fuck all y'all. You ain't doing shit. I'm working. I'm fucking working here. But these are my good years, man. My best years. Like Denzel made it when he was 50.

I've been here for a long time. I've been a star a long time. I'm looking for superstardom. And I feel like if I'm going to do that, I have to change something. And so I have to change my frequency. And I have to own it. And you have to visualize and manifest it. Everything you do is manifestation.

So I'm starting from a cellular level manifesting what I want to do with the rest of my life. And this year, you are going to get invited to the Roc Nation. Here we go. Roc Nation. If not, I'm sneaking in, nigga. I'm sneaking in. I'm going to be honest with you.

I'm sneaking in. I'm going with you. All you got to do is bring a bottle. You got to tell him. He's got to bring the bottle to the brunch? No, you know what's funny? I love Jay.

Jay loves my family. I'm just talking shit. He's just fucking with you. No, I talk shit because I just never funny? I love Jay. Jay loves my family. I'm just talking shit. He's just fucking with you. No, I talk shit, because I just never been. I never went, but I'm sure they weren't leaving

to get the door. I just never been, but I love Jay, and my family loves Jay. And big boy is not your plus one. You're going to be my plus one? No, no, no. You're my plus one.

Oh! Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba! Y'all are fighting on the table. Ba-ba-ba, bam, bam, bam! Y'all, I'm not done with you. Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam! I'm invited. Now, I don't know if I ever got invited, either. I don't even know. You better be invited.

You got six bottles of Ace of Spades empty. It's the best champagne. Empty-ass bottle. These are not empty. These are not empty. These are not empty. Yes, please, you open it. You open it. The one you shook, though.

Sonny, you going to drink? Yes, I am. Go ahead. You open it. I'm not going to in it. Yes, please, you open it. You open it. The one you shook, though. Sonny, you going to drink? Yes, I am. Go ahead. You open it. And you got your nails done and everything. I'm trying to live. You trying. Doodoo in your nails?

You're grown. No, my shit's good. You're a grown-ass man sitting there. Doodoo in your nails. You can never call our bluff. Nigga, sour manila poison in his nails. You can never call our bluff. I got you. Yeah. No Abla. I got you.

Yeah. No, yeah, I got you. And your beautiful staff should take some champagne. Be careful. Y'all want some champagne? Yes, yes. They deserve it. They deserve it.

Watch your eyes, sir. Watch our faces. Because this is real. Here we go. Yeah, KD. Hey! Don't relapse. Don't rel, don't relax. This is to next year's, you know,

next year's bench. Let's go. Next year. Can I do that call? Yeah. Yes. Yes, give it to your staff. Marlon. I'm going to have a little toast. Yes, give it to your staff.

Marlon. I'm going to have a little toast. Yes, have a toast. With your staff. Yes. The only one that don't have a cock. Holy shit. We didn't know. A bunch of niggas in here.

Oh, you drink smell like niggas. Niggas, niggas. Jesus Christmas, Marlon. I'll take another one. Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers. Jamie, when you get a chance, I'll take another one, please. Holy moly guacamole. Wait, you drinking? Yes.

Don't ruin your vibe for us, man. I took a sip. He wanted to make sure we were aligned. I took a sip. I wanted to make sure. It's like making sure the coke is real. You just gave us your whole speech about manifestation. I don't want none. I just want to white chicks y'all gonna ever do a white

chicks part is the is the air like and are you going to give it to like DC Young Fly or somebody like that for them to be the new White Chicks? Nah, I think that we definitely go do the White Chicks. If we do White Chicks, it got to be me and Sean. It got to be me and Sean. What do you call them? The viejitas. The viejitas? That's the old ladies.

Yeah, we be done. Viejitas. That's Blanquita and Blablita. Yeah. Blablita. Blablita. Blablita. Do. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. the way down to the nipples. What prodigy say? And then have it where you take them. Yeah, you got to put it to the side. Put it to the knees. So White Chicks 2 is going to happen. I don't.

Let's throw it in the universe. We'll see. I don't throw that in the universe because I don't control it. But I would do a White Chicks 2. That would be hilarious. I think that and return to the Scary Movie franchise and do it. You've got it. But I will return. So Harvey Weinstein owns Scary Movie? No, they're off it. The Weinstein Scary Movie franchise and do it. But I will return. So Harvey Weinstein owns Scary Movie?

No, they're off it. The Weinstein company. They're off it. They out. They out. And that's why I would return to it now. I think that it needs a reboot. And I think that the only story that people want to hear is the Wayans is a back.

Otherwise, you know, because we know how to tell those jokes. There's only certain people that could tell jokes about everybody and nobody get offended with those people. God damn it. That's real.

Yo, like I said, man, you never, for me, you never disappoint. You're one of the funniest people to me on the planet. Thank you. I'm so sorry that I don't actually

tell you this. I tell this to everyone else And I always say how But I want you to see the special I saw the special I just was high So I mean He didn't watch it

I watched the special Cut to Ignoring himself But I was No no no And then you wake up Ha ha No I saw everything

I just got I gotta re I will re I gotta re-watch it I will re-watch it But The fact that HBO Max Yeah because everyone's running to Netflix. Why did you choose HBO Max?

HBO Max chose me. I sent it to Netflix. I filmed this one out of my pocket. So I believed in it so much. Where did you film it at? I filmed it in Atlanta at Center Stage. And so they wasn't doing specials. And they was like, you got to wait until next year. There's a runway.

And I was like, I'm not going to wait. I'm going to film it. I know I feel it's great. So you produced it? Everybody. I produced it. I financed it. I wrote it. I did it all myself. Troy Miller directed. Dakota Films helped me put it together.

Rick Alvarez and Steve Harris produced it with me. I took my money and I bet on myself. Then HBO Max saw it. I sent it to Netflix. HBO Max loved it. They're snobs. They don't like everybody's stuff. The fact that they called me up and they wanted to put it on

their thing, so they licensed it from me and it's on HBO Max. Historically, HBO is big and historically with comedy it it's on HBO Max. And historically, HBO is big and like, historically with comedy, with comedy specials. It's killing on there too. It's doing so much. HBO Max.

God loves me. Yes. For independent entrepreneurs, can you describe that process of you paying your own, because a lot of, the name of the game is to always use

other people's money, right? Yeah. But unless you believe in yourself. Unless you believe in yourself. Like what we did early on in the jam. Yeah, we funded a whole drink channel. We didn't get paid for the first damn year.

But describe that to people. Describe that to people. You going to people and saying, you want to film this episode, but then they saying, no, you film it next year, and you taking your own money. I knew I had a great set,

and I wasn't going to wait. And for me, I don't like touring with the same material for more than a year. Right. I feel like I'm going to hit every city and every state, and then I want to get rid of it

because I got something new I want to do. I like bringing new shit to the audience over and over again. So I was like, the slap happened, and in three months, I had a... Chris Rock slap? Yeah. Okay, my bad.

I had a whole special about it in three months. Normally, you tour for two years. In three months, I wrote it on a stage. Chris Rock took your role, and you've been trying to get him back forever. Yeah, payback's a bitch. No, I'm joking. I love Rock.

But the way you tied everything in with your life is ill. I know, I know. Rock is not just a friend of mine, like a brother. He's a mentor. And I did this special in hopes that the three people I'm making fun of laugh the loudest. Jada, Will, Chris.

I hope they enjoy the journey because I did it with love. And I just wrapped it up in an envelope of laughter. It ends that way. Yes. People have to watch it all the way through to get the love at the end. Because I'm not a hater. I love them. But I'm just telling the truth about our journey.

But in the middle. Oh, it's hard. It's hardcore. I'm just being truthful. It's hardcore. I'm finding, I'm telling funny truths. Chris Rock humbled me. I'm going to tell you something. I was in the Soho house, right? And Chris Rock walks in and I go, yo, send him a drink

on me. The waiter comes back over and says, yes, his drink is $80,000. Ah! I said, I'm not paying for that. What kind of drink was it? Noris rogers i was like that's when i realized i'm not getting money he's better than he's better than me because me i've been like it's eighty thousand,000. I had a drink in my hand. And what if it was an $80,000 drink? I'd be like, pick yourself up.

Don't deal, don't deal. I was like, I don't know what he told the waiter back because I guess he wasn't drinking or he's not drinking. So he did it. And then as soon as the lady said it to me, she was like, you know, Chris, it ordered a drink. And I said, really? She said yeah

It's $85,000 Oh he tipped her And then he looked And then I looked Cause he just waited For me to be like Oh I

I thought it was Going to be $1,800 If you send me a drink I'm really going to have A $100,000 drink I'm going to keep it a book No I'm walking my drink Over to you

Send the drink Yes yes yes But Marlon Thank you so much Thank you our team I see y'all Wrapping them up I'm going to keep it a book. I'm walking my drink over to you. Send the drink. Yes, yes, yes. But Marlon, thank you so much. Thank you, our team. I see y'all wrapping them up. They wrapping us up. They get the fuck out of here. No problem.

Listen, no, no, no. But let me just tell you something. You got my hat? Yeah. But let me just tell you something. Let me just tell you something, Marlon, for real. Apote said weed is good for the cleanse. You got to listen to Apote.

Because you literally show me what a comedian is supposed to be, how a comedian is supposed to act. And I know you say you can't be funny 24-7, but to me, that's what you are to me. Well, I appreciate you, and I thank you for always making this a home for me. Yes. Drink champs all day. And when I do my podcast, I want you to know that.

Oh, we'll be your first guest. We'll fly out to L.A. Absolutely. We'll fly out. I want you to know that. We'll be your face guests. We'll fly out to LA. Absolutely. We'll fly out. And I want you to get my son high. Marlon, we appreciate you when you went on your promotion tour after you kept dissing us, but we loved it. I didn't. It was so beautiful.

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