Drink Champs - Episode 393 w/ Family Episode
Episode Date: December 22, 2023N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs and this episode it’s all about family! The champs are joined by the D.C. Family as they reflect on some past experiences on the road, tour life as well as... personal experiences.Lots of great stories that you don’t want to miss!Listen as we continue to celebrate 50 Years of Hip-Hop!!Happy Holidays from your Drink Champs Family!Make some noise!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆 🎉🎉🎉 *Subscribe to Patreon NOW for exclusive content, discount codes, M&G’s + more: 🏆* https://www.patreon.com/drinkchamps *Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.com Follow Drink Champs: https://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps https://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps https://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps https://www.youtube.com/drinkchamps DJ EFN https://www.crazyhood.com https://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy https://www.twitter.com/djefn https://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions N.O.R.E. https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga https://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I roster, Ross care, we in this.
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That's a fact.
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Here it is
My favorite white boy.
Boris the professional roller,
piece of the hood and all that.
That's a fact.
Mr. Lee, I'm the producer of the show
and the real puppy shampoo of the show.
Oh my God.
Yo, yo.
I got the red.
I got the red.
I got the red.
Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee, did you. I got the red. I got the red. I got the red.
Mr. Lee, did you just pull an Eminem 8-man?
You knew I was going straight for your money with no t-shirt.
Yeah.
I didn't even pull a t-shirt.
Oh, I didn't.
You threw those colors.
I was trying to get the choker.
Mr. Lee be a mess.
We be in the gym.
It be like five guys, all of us.
And he just take off his shirt.
What are you doing? I'm like, why? We boxing right now. We be in the gym, it be like five guys, all of us, and he just take off his shirt.
What are you doing?
Why?
We boxing right now. You gotta take your shirt off.
You take your living in Miami way too far.
He take his Rico Suave shit too serious, man.
He's the biggest neck I know.
Look at this.
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
Yo!
The chain is supposed to be a choker, but it's a super choker. Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
The chain is supposed to be a choker,
but it's a super choker.
Oh my god.
If you laugh too hard, that's your problem.
I'll tell you.
Yo, for real, I'm saying, yeah, that's too tight.
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
Ha!
You look like a.
Yeah.
You look like a.
You look like a.
You look like a.
You look tight.
You look tight.
You look tight.
You look tight.
At least you don't got racist glasses today.
Yesterday, those glasses was racist.
These are my jogging glasses.
I go to the beach.
I go running in St. Thomas.
I go running in Oakley.
No, no, no. I go jogging on the beach.
I take my shirt off.
You know what I mean?
You can see that.
I wear my shorts, my Speedos. I go jogging on the beach. I take my shirt off. You know what I mean? Yeah, you can see that. Clearly. I wear my shorts, my Speedos.
You know what I mean?
I go jogging.
Yo, can you breathe, though?
You're in chains.
Yo, you see my voice is wrong.
You know, you see a swallow.
You see my face.
Oh, no.
And yo, watch what passed the test if you had, like, ten of them.
The fact that you already got, like, four, that tag is not passing the test, sir.
No one's respecting the tag.
I got a few watches.
You got to have them.
Thanks to Drink Chance, I got a few watches.
Holy shit.
Do not think Drink Chance is wearing the tag.
Shout out to Smoke Chance.
Smoke Chance got me a watch, too.
Smokechance got me a chain.
They ain't care about you.
They ain't care about you.
They can knock it out for you on that.
That was the dog chain.
Yo, I don't give a shit.
That was the G-Wama chain.
That's the Gleekzy G-King shampoo. I want to know if he did he get
Is it glizzy backlash
Is there
Is there glizzy shame
Or there's no shame in a glizzy game
Now we bring it up glizzy
Let me tell you how foul Norm is
This fight like
03
04 he on fire He come back from tour I'm found, don't even, right? Listen, this, this probably like, 03,
04,
he on fire,
he come back from tour,
he throw a barbecue from the hood,
so he come there,
he like,
yo man,
no glizzies man,
yo we not eating glizzies,
nobody eat glizzies,
so my whole life,
to this day,
I haven't ate a glizzy,
this my whole crew,
I look up to him,
I'm like,
yo I ain't eating a glizzy man,
like man,
don't eat glizzy.
Yo, we go to D.C. now, right?
We in D.C.
So it was a restaurant
and they said Obama
and Oprah
is the only two people
that can eat there for free.
Whatever.
So we go there.
Obama and Oprah.
So we eating food,
whatever,
I turned around,
Slop eating a glizzy. I'm like, yo! I turn around, Slop eating the glizzy.
I'm like, yo!
I'm like, y'all!
Yo, he crushed my heart.
Like, my childhood.
It's like, yo, episode.
I see Obama hitting the clip.
I gotta do it.
Then he said, yo, this is vegan.
No, it's vegan.
He was like, this is vegan.
It don't count.
He was like, it don't count.
Okay, yeah.
That's even better.
I thought it was turkey.
And I ate it like that.
Bro, you didn't have.
You know what I'm saying?
I was a man about my cheese.
He the only person that gets a hot dog with everything without the hot dog.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's my specialty.
That's what he do now.
Hot dog, everything on it, no hot dog.
He off the bun, celery, everything.
Because you know what?
I'm addicted to the New York City onions.
The onions, it's dirt.
It's dirt.
But that onions, when I come to New York, I want the onions, but I don't want Blizzy.
So I get the bread, everything. Everything on there without the Blizzy.
Yeah, without the Blizzy.
I'm about to say, yeah, I don't got a question.
How long have you been a vegan?
That's right, here we go.
How long have you been a vegan?
How long have you been a vegan?
Years.
Probably 10 years now, 10 years.
No, no, wait.
Tell him your story now.
Tell him your story.
What you seen?
You saved for the weekend, but 10 years.
How long you been a vegan?
10 years.
But I'm vegan pescatarian.
Pescatarian?
Okay.
That's the only thing.
What's your point, sonny?
What's your point, sonny?
There we go.
There we go.
What's the pescatarian? Eat the side of the house?
He's like,.
I can't even remember.
Countries only.
Only counties.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't stop.
He's a vegan.
What happened?
You told me one day, you said, yo, really.
Look at his face. You said, yo, really.
Look at his face.
You said, I've also been living a lie.
He's not a vegan.
So what happened in the hotel?
He's living a lie in front of all of us.
What happened in the hotel?
If you want to line him up, line him up with cheese.
This guy eat more cheese than a rat.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
So the cheese part is very suspect.
Because you know where cheese come from.
They eat a lot of cheese.
But there was one time, like, I came to the hotel,
because, you know, he's a good roommate.
Stop charging shit to my car.
Yeah, somebody charge them shit to my car.
It's like every time.
Not before 8, but once it's 8 p.m.,
and you come to that room,
they all kind of see food in the goddamn room
after 8 o'clock.
Hold on, before you tell the story,
you see everybody starting to complain?
He say, yeah, they charge my car, too. They charge my car. at 8 o'clock. Hold on, before you tell the story, did you see everybody started complaining?
He said,
yeah,
they charged my car too.
They charged my car.
Be careful when you see a room
with on top.
They will charge your car.
They will charge your car.
Yeah,
my man.
Ross always tells me,
yo,
Sonny,
I got food over there.
Hell no.
Just like,
hell no.
They don't tell you
they got food.
Hell no.
Hell no.
Don't be so down for it, man. That's telling you about Shampoo. King Lindsey got this. He says the real one. King Lindsey got this in the building. It's the chair right there. Move over.
You can't drive in the garage.
You don't want to see hats.
King Lindsey had it.
Grab the chair.
Move over.
He's in the room.
No, grab this chair.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
You can't.
It's the Lindsey.
Get shampoo.
Get shampoo.
Grab this.
Grab this.
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Grab this.
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Grab this.
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Bruce Leroy.
I got a question for you.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He got to finish his story.
This is legendary.
No, no, finish his story, sonny.
Yeah, yeah, sonny.
This vegan.
He's a vegan.
He eat a lot of cheese.
Late night?
Yes.
I'm going to leave it right there.
What city would that be?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. vegan, eat a lot of cheese. But late night, I'm going to leave it right there.
What city was that?
I don't got to order seafood in every city.
Every city?
Big cat.
I'm just saying, listen.
Every city, when it's night time,
listen, man.
There's nothing but seafood in the world.
I ain't order.
He ain't order Alright listen
He ain't telling the story right
So I'm telling what Sonny told me
Sonny said
Sonny said
He come in the room
So him and Rasta shared the room
So he's like
Alright
Rasta like
Yo some food over there
So he's some pizza
So Sonny's like
Alright cool
He chilling
He waiting
So he said
He finally go over there
He opened the pies
Two pies
He said He opened a pie First joint There's nothing there. He opened the pies to pause. He said he opened a bar first joint
It's not an in it. He opened a second joint I was with Sonny. You don't had to eat cheese. Yeah, but Sonny's not letting him rock.
I was with Sonny. You don't want to be in the room with Sonny. He snores too much.
Oh my God. I got videos. I got videos.
That's how they use the videos.
He's got work that has. Has makes beats while he's sleeping.
That's how it sounds, cause of the snores.
This is really bad.
Me and Sonny together.
First of all, I didn't know y'all niggas started Drink Champ Shippendale.
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Who's the real?
I don't know how you found out.
You were a legend for finding out.
And yes, Jampool is part of Smoke Chance.
He's our number one producer,
but he has on a bootleg Smoke Chance.
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That's all I got. I just found out two days ago, we did a Smoke Chest episode, and Ching Bing like, yo, Boppy, I didn't make that hat.
What?
You don't have to freestyle your own shit.
You don't have to make this old joint.
I didn't want it.
I put my name on it.
Yo, bro, this way, when you get the Smoke Chest and have it say shampoo, you know where you got it from.
Big yada.
Because, yo, you can't put it from. Big Yacht Day. Because, yo.
No, you can't put it in your own shit, bro.
No, I had to because Shing Bing every time be like, yo, you want me to have it?
You mean you sell these damn smokechamps?
He take it right now.
No, he, you know, every time I be like, yo, Shing Bing, I need a head of your head.
Oh, good.
And you should be having money.
Oh, my God.
And you're so old.
And you're with John.
And you're with John.
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And you're with John.
And you're with John.
And you're like, off the hell again? Like, when am I going to do my own thing. I took a picture of this shit, and now we're right here. It looks the same, too, Papi. You got the camera on the line.
That shit moves like a racket, bitch.
Yo, you got to drink this one.
First of all, I look like the Soraka.
Man, that shit is so good.
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These niggas don't got you in their top five or no.
I got you in my top five.
I want you to know what kind of friends you got.
Oh, shit.
I don't want you to know what's going to happen.
You gotta believe me. This is so funny. I don't want you to know. I don't want you to know.
You gotta believe me.
This is so funny.
So you know what's supposed to happen.
I don't want you to know.
So I don't want you to cry.
Everybody's talking about Top Pod, right?
But this side of the note, he's trying
to be politically correct.
He named every four rappers from his era.
He named Rakim, Big Daddy K, Big Daddy K. Who else? Big Daddy K.
Biggie.
Biggie.
Jay-Z.
Jay.
Busta Rhymes.
Busta.
And Noria.
And Noria.
And then he go like this.
As he's saying it,
he didn't look at the camera.
He goes,
and Noria.
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He's trying to get an Illuminati.
What kind of drink is that, though?
This is a... I don't know what I'm doing here.
I'll just have...
It's just Max's house fashion.
We have a waitress.
Yeah, I got lines already.
Let's get the white nasty out.
That's pop that shit. Yo, Shampoo real life. Let's get the real life. Let's get the white nasty out. That's white nasty.
That's pop that shit.
Yo, Shampoo, you look like everybody that look in here.
Yo, 5.
You know, just the grow.
The ace.
You know why?
And I look like a chain.
Yeah.
You see him, son?
He's fucking it.
He said, yo, drinks have to be yellow and black.
They got the brass back.
They got the ace.
Bumblebee.
He came in looking like a bumblebee.
Get up, get up. You drinking on the job? They got the ace bumblebee. He came in looking like a bumblebee.
Get up.
You drinking on the job?
There's a double enchantment.
Bumble claw.
Give him a full slab of bacon.
You said Mr. Lee's dog?
I thought that was Mr. Lee's dog.
No, no, no.
He's shaking that smoke chance now. He's a no-monger. No more's dog. No, no, no. He should have done a smoke chance now.
Mr. Lee's dog?
Mr. No more?
No more bottle boy.
No more bottle boy.
No more bottle boy?
No more.
No more.
And everything real, and everything real, I prefer to get the drink from her too.
It looks better than you pouring it.
You look crazy pouring the drinks.
And then, and then with the choker, and with the choker, I don't think I want that.
I don't want him to pour me the drink, Bobby Thompson.
No.
Who might pour you the drink?
Who might pour you the drink? Who might pour you the drink? Who might pour you the drink? Who might pour you the drink? Crazy pouring the drinks. And then with the choker, and with the choker,
I don't think I want that.
I don't want him to pour me the drink,
Bobby Thompson.
You might do the first bottle boy.
Oh, my goodness.
And you're missing a bottle boy.
I've never seen a bottle boy.
Kiki's all guys.
Hey, yo. Kiki's own guy. Hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Is Kiki's own guy or what?
They're not even more dangerous.
Who's Kiki?
And I, too.
And I, too.
And I, too.
Oh, no, no, no.
But why do you know that, though?
Why do you know that?
Why do you know that?
Why do you know that?
Hold on.
Hold on. I got one. I got one. How I made you. I'm a promoter. How did you meet him, though?
He used to come to all my parties asking me, yo, can I get...
I'm trying to throw him in.
I didn't know you were the choker, man.
You came to Miami and changed.
You from the Heights.
You was never doing like this.
You came to Miami, wore pointy shoes, and changed all this.
Hey, man, I didn't try to make money to stay the same, baby.
You know he changed when he's shaving his chest hairs.
He changed.
You know Nori Paul.
I'm not like Sonny D.
I'm not like Sonny D.
Sonny D is great.
You know what I'm saying?
Nori shit means you can dread his shit.
Who?
My chest hairs?
No, my chest hairs is good. Oh, you like Nori Paul's drinking dreaded shit. Who? My chest hair? No. My chest hair is this green.
Oh, you like Nori's chest hair.
Yeah.
He can play his shit.
That shit is a lot.
I got to say, I think a lot.
I shaved my shit one time, and I regretted it,
because that shit grew back way too fast.
Yeah, yeah.
I was like, let me just not take it.
Mother nature, let me just leave mother nature
and take it to her.
First of all, nobody does their underarm hairs like
Shit is hanging I don't know. I don't know. I don't think of my shit. My name would be too high. You'd be swapping bullets. I'd shave a little bit.
Now, yo, boy, this shit is hanging off the wall.
I don't know.
Sometimes I'm like, when you jerk, you know, when you shave under there, I'm like, uh.
It's like my face.
Like, my face is in the bottom.
So it's weird.
It's a moment of fear.
I have to tell them, like, yo, I know this is horrible.
You got to stop.
Be like, I like it, papito.
Leave me alone.
I ain't mad at you. It's going to keep going. I ain't mad at you. You ain to stop. He was like, I like it, papito. Leave me alone.
I ain't mad at him. It's going to keep going.
I ain't mad at him.
You ain't got to fight.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I went first.
OK.
I went for the, you know, the-
So hazardous.
Why we got hazardous here and Diego here.
Oh, shit.
Carlito is missing.
I know it's here.
Carlito.
Carlito.
Oh, big city.
Cocaine boys.
What?
Nah, nah, shit. Yo, I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. I'm going out of town.
I said, I'm going out of town.
I'm going to Puerto Rico for seven days.
And the minute I said it, you said you're going to go somewhere.
Yeah, Peru.
You said, I'm going to go somewhere too. Yeah, Peru. You said, and then you said,
I'm going to Colombia.
Immediately.
Oh, I'm glad I'm going to Colombia.
All my single friends
seem to always want to go to Colombia.
Why?
And they all have one thing in common.
Cocaina.
Tootsie. Tootsie. Let's go to Toots. Cocaina. Tootsie.
Tootsie.
Let's go tootsie.
What's tootsie?
That's the tootsie.
That's not true.
What is Columbia like to people who've never been?
It's paradise.
Paradise.
Paradise.
For one, look, for one, I'm actually Colombian, so that's one main reason I go is because I got family
because Diego Cody was horny clearly I need a meeting. It's like two bands or three bands. It's cheaper. I want a big boy.
Hold on.
Five, six.
Hold on.
I think it's cheaper.
I can get you.
I wanted the person in the house.
No, but that was a big band.
I ain't even saying about you, young really.
Can we talk about Columbia, please continue?
He's trying to get his speech.
So Columbia is paradise, beautiful.
The women are beautiful.
It's cheap.
The guys are handsome.
You got a lot of.
You can make your money stretch. I'm just telling you I know what's happening out there. No. I don't know what? I'm just telling you
I don't know what's happening out there.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't be honest with you guys. Because I know some people know you from people who know you. You said, yo, you are Colombian.
Yeah.
You said everything, you know, is nice, is beautiful.
I don't believe none of that shit.
By the way, he go part two.
You go out there and part.
You know what I'm saying?
Part of the team.
And now they go out there and not do.
He got a good reason for it.
They parted his roots.
Diego?
Why me?
You're not Colombian.
Look, look, look.
I'm going to tell you.
Diego, what is going to be your deal?
He's another fact in Colombia.
I'm going to be your deal.
With that big red.
Great on little white guys.
Yeah, they're about to do the.
And $50.
Go, guys.
Listen, Diego, Diego.
And Diego's a maniac out there.
And $50.
And $50.
In the Colombian culture, the women are brought up to take care of the men.
So how much do you pay?
$50.
You can be the man and drink for $100.
This is horrible.
This is horrible.
Listen, listen.
This is horrible.
We don't condone this.
I'm going to feed a couple families.
$5,000 to one. Listen. Ladies and gentlemen. I'm going to feed a couple families. Diego's a maniac out there.
Listen, ladies and gentlemen,
you actually can see there's only a few people excited about this.
When I said Diego, when he goes out there,
he turns into a maniac.
Oh, you guys been out there together?
Everybody lives like a king out there.
I ain't going to lie, he lives like a king out there.
One at a time.
What, you say ass?
I said he lives like a king out there.
He does his thing. He does his thing. I'm from. One at a time. What? You say ass?
I said he lives like a king out there.
He does his thing.
He does his thing.
I'm fucking with that pit in Columbia.
A king or a slave?
What?
I'm on that pit in Columbia.
All of a sudden you said you fucked that rabbit.
Yo.
That's what I'm gonna say.
He said I'm fucking with that rabbit.
Yo.
He was mad at me.
I'm with you about the king or a slave, bastard.
Which one is it?
He goes too far.
He knows very easy.
He does his thing out there.
He goes too far.
You black. You white. You black. You black. You black. King or slave bastard, which one is it? He's going too far.
He knows very easy.
He knows his thing, Anthony.
He's going too far.
You black, you might get away with it.
Wait, hold up, hold up, hold up.
We have a good time.
That's all I got.
I got a question.
Diego, Diego, tell us about the bad experience that you had.
It was one.
Damn.
One and one?
Yes.
The girl with the third leg.
Well, you had to say, I'm American.
Wait, wait, wait. Oh, oh. The other leg. Oh, no. Diego. One and one You, I'm American, I'm American.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
So one time, the guy we get all the yachts from out here,
he bought a penthouse, Pablo's Penthouse out there.
It's like 10,000 square feet.
Beautiful place.
So we're on the way there with one
of the guys that owns the boats, me and Haz.
And the Uber driver makes a wrong turn.
Because Uber's illegal, right?
Yeah, no.
So he went down
a one-way block
and we couldn't find
the entrance to this penthouse
because it was exclusive.
It's Pablo's place.
So we're just sitting there
and like two seconds later,
someone just runs up
to the car with a gun out
pointing at all of us.
Nobody move!
What?
You know, for like 30 seconds
I thought I was dead.
I was like,
they're going to rob us.
We didn't know.
I thought they were going to rob us
or kidnap us.
I had no clue.
He had the gun.
He was like,
fall over with a gun.
So they fucking had the gun
after the guy's talking to him in Spanish.
Luckily, he has his day.
He's understanding.
Yeah, we had the shit
to the biggest phrase.
I got scared.
I didn't know if I was going to go to jail
in fucking,
in Columbia
or if I was going to get killed,
kidnapped. So I was like, what the fuck, what the in Colombia, or if I was going to get killed, kidnapped.
So I was like, what the fuck, what the fuck?
And then Haz figured that they were just pulling us over, telling the driver what was going on.
I'm dropping shit out of my pockets in the car because I'm not trying to go to jail in Colombia. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So he comes to the back and he opens the door.
He starts to search me and like, and all I remember saying is,
Soy Americano, soy Americano!
Soy Americano!
And he's like, he just kind of backed up off,
he looked at the guy, he's like, fix your car,
you shouldn't be doing this.
He said, get out of here.
And get the fuck out of here.
Oh, because that drove a wrong way.
He was parked, the Uber driver was parked
on a one-way block, and he was just sitting there.
But he wasn't dressed like police or nothing.
No, the guy pulled out, it was a rope
with a business card when he said he was a cop I'm leaving the country. No, no, no. There was no hookers. Miami. Went for a birthday party.
Just cocaine.
Okay.
No.
You did all that just to get cocaine.
So what's going to happen?
Yeah, right.
We'll be driving.
I want the cocaine.
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Oh, did you tell him? Did you tell him? No, this is me. Did you tell him? Oh, this is a,
this is a,
this is a split,
sir.
It's a,
it's a just rock on the rocks.
We're going to have the white nasty.
Get up on glitzy to drink. I can drink through the straw. I can drink through the straw. First of all, first of all.
That was the legendary first of all.
Did you receive any glizzy backlash?
No, everyone's saying I'm with you.
A lot of people are saying I can't wait to see you at Coney Island.
For the Nathan Petos.
I'm going to go.
I'm going to go.
I may end up.
How many glizzies could you eat? I could just do two.
I can do two.
I can't do the...
I'm not a betrayed professional.
I can do two mad animals.
You ever had a 7-Eleven glibby?
Absolutely.
Two for a dollar.
Two for a dollar.
Especially if you're on tour.
First of all, you ain't never been on tour. See, that's the problem if you're on tour First of all
You ain't never been on tour
See
You know that's the problem
You was on tour
A lot of you guys
So know
No
Some of you guys don't know
You only have a budget
Of $20
The day
This is a great ass tour
$50 the most
Right
No no no
The artist
Dory got $50
And he ain't giving you nothing
You got $20 For the DM The artist story
This is what like what you say is correct And this is why y'all understand why I was so upset with Nori right because I had grown up when he said this joke
No glitzies. I was a teenager, maybe 12,
13. So everybody know
AAU or CYO is like
basketball tournaments. So when you go to basketball
games, that's all they had
is hot dogs and
pretzels and stuff.
First of all,
it's Frankfurtis.
It's Frankfurtis. So I spent all
the time, for 10 years,
at these basketball games, playing basketball.
Only in Dorito chips.
To see them even go to sleep.
They're broken.
First of all, a lot.
I was like, I was saddened.
First of all, this is the reason a lot of you guys got hype
because y'all been eating hot dogs all your life.
Everybody give you a starch, give you a backbone,
give you an arch. you a backbone give your arch You gotta eat shrimp and lobster. You never seen it. You never seen it. I heard that in roaches in the sea.
You never seen it?
Yeah.
They eat the bottom.
I never seen it.
I heard about it.
I never seen it.
When the fishes shit, they go like this.
What are you talking about?
Shrimp.
Shrimp.
They talking about glistening.
You know you got to eat good shrimp and lobster.
You might as well just eat swine.
And the pig is an actual animal.
No, a glizzy is all type of shit.
It's plastic.
All type of shit.
It's all plastic.
You can find Poland spring bottles in the glizzy.
Plastic in there.
Only if you're in Newark.
Only if you're in Newark. Only if you're in Newark.
For real.
Why you keep getting fake Smoke Jam's hat?
No, it's not fake.
They're real.
No, it's not fake.
But it's not.
First of all.
First of all.
Hold on, hold on.
It's not a group.
Like, Sony did not approve of the A's.
It's not real.
Yeah, but tell that to Dapper Dan.
Tell that to Dapper Dan.
No, he's licensed by Gucci. He's different by people. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. Now. that to Dapper Dan. He's licensed by Gucci.
He's different by people.
Now.
I am licensed.
And let's be clear.
And let's be clear.
It was my idea.
It was yours.
It was yours.
Don't forget.
I had the voicemail of me telling Nori,
yo, I think you should let these guys be smoke champs.
It was me.
First I came to him and said, yo.
I don't remember that.
You don't?
It was me.
First, first.
So you said you put smoke champs on.
I'm telling you, I put them on.
First I did.
It was me.
This is funny.
You went against the crowd.
Yeah, first.
No, no. I'm going to tell you right now. I'm going to tell you right now. He's vo the time. Yeah, first. No, no.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I'm going to tell you right now.
I came to him,
and he in front of me, and I said,
yo,
I think we should do this
Ching Bing and Mike Booth podcast.
Let them be smoke champs.
Yeah, you didn't say me.
And then,
and no,
you wasn't ready yet.
And then,
and no,
you still outside, outside, outside.
You just became a personality.
He was like, nah, nigga, papito, I got things to do.
I'll see you on Friday.
And this is Monday, so I'll see you Friday.
He a foul nigga.
So I go to him, I be like, yo, yo, I think we should do the Smoke Jam shit.
You know what I mean?
No, first, no, I said, thug that Thursday.
He says, yo, you know what? I don't want first, no, I said, thug.thursday says,
yo, you know what?
I don't want to do thug.thursdays
because they don't film on Thursdays.
So I was like, all right.
So yo, give them smoke champs.
He said, oh, I like that idea.
But you know what?
Let's bring in my nephew
and let's bring in somebody else in.
And then we're going to go from there.
He said, I'm going to run it by EFN.
And then, because EFN got something in motion and we're going to double back. And thank going to run it by EFN Because EFN got something in motion
And we're going to double back
And thank you, congratulations, you're welcome
I did it
It was me
It was me
You will be in the office
Because you voted the NBA
Okay, and back to the smokechamp hat
Because every time I got a smokechamp hat, it was worn.
So I went to my guy and see him every time.
I never got a fresh hat.
The good shit should have hit me.
I got 20 of them in the crib.
And you don't wear hats.
I know that.
Damn, I didn't know that.
He had his shoes.
That shit had ganged up.
Yeah, because I was asking him every time.
I'd be like, Papito, let me get one.
He'd be like, oh, yeah.
Off the head, and he had mud, you know what I mean,
fingerprints.
You could have a drink, too, sir.
You take off that chain, or have a drink.
Yeah.
Hey, man.
What is that?
That shit can't go on the table.
Hey, it's a chain.
First of all, who's chain?
It's a chain.
You can't drink.
That's the gold chain.
You can't put it on the door of the game or something.
Yo, pa, this looks sexy on you.
I'll be keen.
Thanks to the big time.
Yo, Pa, I ain't gonna lie.
Uh-huh.
I ain't gonna lie.
You looking cute right now.
I'm sorry.
Yo, I'm sorry, Pa.
I'm sorry.
You real sexy.
I'm sorry, Pa.
I'm sorry, Pa.
I'm sorry.
Yo, Pa.
Yo, Pa.
Yo.
Let me get your number, Papito.
We can holla at this nigga later.
My fingers go in his ear like this.
Yeah, this one. I'm gonna go to hell. Yo, Bobby. I'll have this thing later. My finger's going to be like this. Yeah, this one.
And you be on the beach running and shit.
You just waste the ace.
Just waste the ace.
No, no, I put on ice.
Oh, fuck.
I bet he's wasting it.
Yo, don't disrespect the ace and put it in a plastic cup.
Wow.
You keep that ice in the glass.
You about to get in trouble.
And he's the original fool.
He's the original fool. You got to realize, look at the OGs.
Patti LaBelle brought her own cup, right?
But look.
And these people, too.
They brought their own.
This was crazy.
This was crazy.
They didn't notice it's nothing about Sonny or nothing.
They had a Baka Rock one. And then I was like, there's They didn't notice it's nothing about Sonny or nothing. They had a Baccarat one.
And then I was like, they was like,
they had the Baccarat one.
And they said, they said, they said, they said.
They didn't say you said that.
No, no, not that one.
Sonny, I said, yo, Sonny was drinking for him.
And I said, as soon as they said it's Sonny,
they said, yeah, but not that one.
I said, see, they even know you not a fool.
They even know you not a fool. Yo, but Sonny, Sonny, you're, David know you not cool. David know you not cool.
Yo, but Sonny, Sonny, you approved, Grapito.
$55 and under.
Sonny, you approved.
You can't get nothing over $55.
Yo, Sonny, you approved that you don't
look good drinking champagne.
You don't look good drinking champagne.
Aren't you old to drink champagne?
No, you don't look good.
I don't look good.
I don't look good.
Sonny, he was drinking Andre.
No, for real. But I loved it. No, we had no know that. I didn't know that. But I met Sonny. He was drinking Andre.
No for real.
I loved it.
But I loved it.
No, we had no listen.
That's his dad name.
No, no, listen.
Bro, no, bro.
We had champagne.
Andre and Ronnie and I ain't drinking now.
We was drinking champagne.
I think we told him, like, yo, bring a bottle of champagne.
I hit up with some Andre.
And said he came through with the Andre.
I said, oh, I didn't know you said champagne.
He said, this is good stuff.
He said, this is some good stuff.
I said champagne.
Yo, yo, yo.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Oh, I didn't know you said shit. He said this is good stuff.
He said this is some good stuff.
And I said, yo, come on.
He said, I got you a $40 game.
He said, yo, and you know what he said?
For $14?
You know this ain't good.
He said, why would I spend $80 on that?
And I could get fined for $14.
But what are you saying to that?
So I'll be like, the W got this.
I'm like, what the fuck are those cans?
The W got that.
And then you're not happy.
No, they do, though.
They do.
They do got that.
That's not true.
That's what they call the champagne.
That's not true.
That's not true.
No, they do.
They do.
Now, Andre, I do admit, I do admit, some hotels, other than the St. Regis, other than the St. Regis,
some hotels, when they make them other than the St. Regis, other than the St. Regis, some hotels, when they make them other than the St. Regis,
some hotels, I do admit this,
I wouldn't be able to drink a mimosa
without a pineapple or orange taste
because some do use some cheap champagne.
So I'm disagreeing with you, Andre.
But I have been to a hotel one time
and I've looked and I'm like,
oh, motherfucker.
That's not Moet at all. So you got to tell them if you want it. I want Moet. I want Moet.
I hate mimosas for the fact that they always give you the cheap champagne.
But you know, you know, a great champagne is just Chandon.
Because I'm going to tell you what it is. you know a great champagne is just Chandon. Because, yeah.
No, because I'm going to tell you
what it is.
I'm going to tell you what it is
because those are considered
breakfast drinks.
And then breakfast drinks,
breakfast drinks
is not supposed to be expensive.
Like, if you ever order
Bloody Mary,
you also have to specify
the vodka.
You have to say,
yo, listen,
do you have Ciroc?
You know what I mean?
Do you have,
you know, nothing else matters. But yo, listen, do you have Ciroc? You know what I mean? Do you have, you know,
nothing else, Matt.
But, you know,
do you have that?
And you got to specify.
Otherwise,
they'll give you a Smirnoff.
And then you'll have a,
your morning drink
and say you have a headache
is because you think
you're drinking cheap shit.
That's the reason
why you got a headache.
Yeah, you're drinking.
Yes.
I broke that down for y'all.
I broke that down. You getall. I broke that down.
You get a headache right away.
Before you leave brunch,
you're going to have a headache.
If you're on vacation,
you're going to enjoy yourself
up until nighttime.
That's all in your mind.
That's all in your mind.
That's all in your mind.
King of the bottom shelf.
King of the bottom shelf.
That's all in your mind.
That's all in your mind.
That's all in your mind.
I've been with Nori
when he gave me the good gold bottle I've been with Nori I've been with Nori
When he gave me
The good gold bottle
And I've been with him
When he
Said
I don't want this
Bel-Air
You take it
And it tastes the same to me
Now we fuck Ross
We fuck Bel-Air
We ain't got shit on Bel-Air
We fuck with Ross
And we fuck with the guy
who owned,
I forgot his name,
the other owner.
It's good.
It's just,
it's an acquired taste.
It's like,
when I'm not into sugars,
I have to go Ace.
You know what I'm saying?
Because it's not full of sugar.
You got probably
the same amount of sugar,
but to me,
my system,
it seems like,
you know what I mean?
It's like a Kool-Aid.
And I've always seen
when we go out, you always like the plain Moet.
Yeah, I like this.
That's that old school.
But why do you like the white star plain?
Why?
Because.
Not that tunnel.
To tell you the truth, I feel like it can still have, but when I'm drinking like this,
vodka, and then no sugars, This is the least amount of sugars.
But if you get into a rosé or all that, it's super sugary.
Yeah.
I'm going to say something.
Oh, man.
That's my man, Mike Booth.
Most of us who love rosé, if you love rosé,
you grew up on cherry Kool-Aid.
It's just a fucking known fact.
It's just cherries.
Rosé is just cherry fucking Kool-Aid.
Who came with us?
We went to Opus.
That shit was hard.
We went to Opus.
Oh, those pictures.
Yeah, we went to...
You packed a bottle yet?
I got my bottle.
I've been got my sugar.
Did you drink one yet?
Nah, because I'm trying to steal Juvenile Sugar.
So, like, March 15th, I'll be a mom.
Since you a drink champ,'re a top five drinker.
Probably top two.
Top two or you not two?
What's your favorite drink?
Out of everything.
Champagne, vodka, wine,
whiskey.
What's your favorite drink?
Ecstasy.
I don't think he'll ever ask.
That was the best time. We're going to he'll ever ask. Hold on, bud.
That was the best time.
We're going to get there.
We're going to get there.
That was literally not the best time.
Without saying the brand, just the spirit.
I would say wine.
Okay.
I like wine more.
No, he definitely do.
I like white wine.
He could go the whole night.
I like white wine.
He could go the whole night.
What's the shit he love, the wine?
Margarita.
Santa Margarita.
Pinot Grigio.
Pinot Grigio, Santa Margarita.
Margarita.
It's not Margarita.
Santa Margarita.
And we heard they were like racist. And Santa Margarita.
They racist?
We heard.
Yeah.
Shit.
Santa Margarita.
Who made Santa Margarita?
Yeah.
Man, you still drink the shit.
Not racist.
I heard they just
wanted to just deal with us.
They don't want to just
get into the business.
They don't want to promote
to anybody, though.
So it's not just black people
and Latin.
That's from Spain?
From Spain?
You bet.
That's from Spain?
Hold up.
No.
Well, I don't know
where it's from now.
That should be bottled
right here.
That's the difference
when you look at bottles.
A lot of the times that's what the guy from difference when you look at bottles. A lot of the times,
that's what the guy from Napa Valley was telling us.
A lot of times, they'll send just the liquid
and they'll send it to wherever
and then they'll say it's bottled.
It's still from where it's from.
If the wine is from
Napa Valley,
it could be bottled in San Antonio.
If the wine is from Paris, it could be bottled in San Antonio. You know what I'm saying? If the wine is from Paris,
it could be bottled.
And certain people
might look at it like
if you want a Bordeaux,
what is it called?
Bordeaux?
Bordeaux.
You want a Bordeaux.
Most people want a Bordeaux
that's from Bordeaux.
They don't want it
to be shipped
from France
to such and such.
But then there's people
who will get it
and that's the reason why
you see that some bottles
are more expensive and some bottles are
at least expensive because it's just
that. If you get a bottle of Bordeaux from Bordeaux
but you could get a bottle of Bordeaux from Spain.
You could get a bottle of Bordeaux
from what you call it because...
No, no, no.
It's considered because they sit in the liquid
but it's being bottled somewhere else.
You know what I'm saying?
By it moving around and whatever, it's different.
Sometimes it adds on to the price, and sometimes it takes away from the price because the person just really wants to have that experience.
If you have a Napa Valley wine, and you look at it, and it says bottled in France,
you're going to be like, what the fuck?
Why the fuck did they take it from Napa Valley and send it to France
and then send it back to me?
That process could have ruined the wine.
So that's why that particular bottle of wine,
I'm sorry, I'm being like a fucking sommelier.
No, you get educated on drink champ too.
We get educated too. So that particular
bottle of wine, depending on how it
went or where it went to, it could be
priced up or it could be priced down.
So, yeah, that's the reason
why.
I don't know the champagne you drank before. Which was your favorite?
Ace of Spades. How's that?
They got Ace of Spades, the pink bottle.
Oh, this.
He liked that one. We like the rose.
And close
number two is the shit
I drink at Mr. Charles.
I'm not even going to
try to pronounce it. The shit I drink?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Oh, oh, oh.
No, Perrier.
Perrier eat something.
Perrier, yeah.
Perrier eat something.
Perrier and LeBron.
Perrier and LeBron.
What I love about them.
That was a little bitter.
What I love about that,
I love the rosé version of that. What I love about them is they really a little bitter. What I love about that, I love the rosé version of that. But what I love about
them is they really
don't promote at all.
You just got to know.
It's more expensive than Moet too in the store.
Moet like $65, $70,
that shit like $89, $90.
The liquor store too is more expensive.
So Boof, you've been around for years.
You don't get to ask questions here, man.
What are you doing?
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I want to ask you.
I want to ask you.
I want to ask you.
I want to ask you.
So we've been around 20 plus years.
Tell me a crazy story on tour without incriminating anybody.
Damn.
What?
A crazy night.
It could be a fight.
It could be something a fan do.
Whatever.
I'll tell you one of my crazy stories and I'll pass it to you.
Okay, so let me get one, Papito.
You tell us and you get yours.
With D-Boss?
That'll be good.
Let me get one for you.
Oh, that's a legend, Papito.
That's a legend story.
We on the road and for three times we can't get no Bud, we can't get no poppers,
we can't get nothing, we just drive.
What's poppers, ecstasy?
Yeah, a yalla.
So we can't get nothing.
We can't get nothing.
Then we get to a southernherntown And dude go
Man
I got it
He pulled out the bag
So
It was like
Two seconds
D-Boss just turned around
FBI
By the way
This shit was so ill
I thought it was FBI
Cause I was like
Really?
Cause like In denial of the fact Because I was like, really? Because it did not look fake.
I was just like, oh shit.
And I had to immediately leave because I didn't know whether
to laugh or to be like, great idea.
We had to leave the rest of the tour.
That's the FBI, though.
Everybody dropped their shit. I'm gonna tell you some like I think it was a
Connecticut hmm
I'm talking about Connecticut.
Used to show Nori so much love.
I miss her.
That, of course, you know, just because we with Nori, we got the love, too.
Yeah.
This is what works.
We had a whole floor one time.
I'm talking about literally a whole floor, every room.
Of what?
Yeah.
This was years ago, though. Yeah. This was years ago, though.
Yeah, this was years ago.
You still getting in trouble.
I already know.
You're still getting in trouble.
It doesn't matter if it was you or me.
It's not you or me, baby.
I love you.
You're getting in trouble.
Listen.
Listen.
Hey, man, come on.
All right, all right.
I got to say that.
I got to say that.
I'm not going to finish. Come on. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.
Come on.
I'm not listening.
I'm going to say that.
Boots better be careful.
He may never make it to another juice.
I'm not going to say that.
We still want to know what you eat for breakfast.
In the morning as a Presbyterian.
We want to know what everybody's going on all the time.
We want to know.
Just curious.
Boots, bye. All right, we had this dude we bought on the road that was a driver.
And I'm talking about, he must have been a virgin.
Yeah. We bought him in the room.
We bought him in the room.
And we came back out, his eyes was in his head.
He said, thank you, Mr. Norrie.
That guy was so pussy.
His head was pussy.
I'm talking about, he was like this.
Every bar, he could have won.
Oh, every room.
I'm talking about from room to room.
That's a legend.
Wow.
He didn't know what back to work that day.
I was the number one rapper
in the world.
He did.
That nigga think I'm carrying
this into the Nori questions.
Uh-uh.
Nah, we don't know what.
I got a question for you
and everyone that's been
on the road,
not even,
that like
knows about hip hop.
Speak English.
What's the craziest story
you heard
like from any other
rapper besides you?
I don't like any other
rapper besides me.
Not like hip-hop story,
like the DMX story.
Mad generic.
You mad generic.
When he became an FBI agent at the airport.
No, he's a detective.
No, he said FBI.
He said FBI too?
That's where Boss got it from.
Maybe DMX got it from Boss.
I'm just being honest.
Yeah, he said FBI.
I mean, you can't say it was a
realist story.
How about Shampoo? Shampoo's the street team guy.
No, no, that's what I'm saying. Anybody.
Before you did the thing,
first of all, it's straight up you've been doing.
Ambassador, it's the new thing.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're making it sound like I'm just handing out flyers.
Let me tell you one story.
Let me tell you one story about him. Oh, yeah, he got him. Oh, he got him. I'm telling you, the good dog gang story
is his story.
Oh, yeah.
He got him.
Oh, he got him.
The only thing we want to hear
is the good dog gang.
All right?
Me?
Yeah, rap.
Mr. Lee.
I'm telling you, Mr. Lee.
I'm going to tell you,
2023,
I just got cool
with Mr. Lee.
145 days ago, I just got cool with Mr. Lee like 145 days ago.
I just got cool with Mr. Lee.
So I meet Mr. Lee and I'll be like, yo, so, you know, we get the rentals.
You know, we young.
We get the rentals.
So I'll be like, yo, listen, Mr. Lee's the guys.
My man, Miami.
You know, if you need any cars and B&Bs, hit Mr. Lee.
I'm like, all right, bet.
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I hate Mr. Lee.
Everybody call.
It's 800-1200.
You hit Mr. Lee?
It's just 1700-2200.
How about your bro?
Are you mad?
No, no, no. He's not. What's wrong with Nah, he's inflation. Nah, nah, nah.
He's not.
What's the question?
Nah, he's not.
No matter which one I call,
the minimum is $2,500.
If you're some crab legs,
it's $2,500.
Nah, he's Dominican.
He's Dominican.
It don't matter.
You, I got to tell you,
like, trip him.
He's Dominican.
He's Dominican.
No, guys.
Oh! Oh, no! No! Oh, no! Yo! I got a child you like triple
We got a So he meet me at Bull Harbor, right? Bull, we got to catch a flight.
Yeah, Bull Harbor, you met me to come get the car.
Bell Harbor.
Bell Harbor, Bull Harbor. He's trying to correct you.
B-A-L Harbor.
He's a cool guy.
He's a cool guy.
Bull Harbor.
Bull Harbor.
Bull Harbor.
Bull Harbor.
Bull Harbor.
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Bull Harbor.
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So look,
I told Peter,
I give him the card, he come in, he like,
yo man,
I gotta charge you for the smoking fee.
I said nigga, I smoked in this car
with you.
Yo, two days ago,
two days ago, two days ago,
I was in the passenger seat with him smoking.
He ring the call,
he ring the call to me two days ago
and he charged me.
I said, yo,
I'm never going to this building again.
So listen, just now,
just now I pull up,
I pull up in the car and he said,
oh, you were in Roy's race,
it's not for me.
I said, no, nigga, you were in Roy's Royce? It's not for me.
I said, no, nigga.
You tried to smoke in a yuck, bro.
That you smoking.
What type of shit is that, yo? Mr. Lee is different.
Mr. Lee is different.
Mr. Lee hangs out with you
on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, he charges you to get in the club.
What?
He's like, yo, let's go. Friday, he charges you. You in the club. What? He's like, yo, let's go.
Friday, he charges you.
You be like, yo, by me.
We going to land.
But he'll fight you like you went in.
And then he tell you.
After he tell you, he can't let you in.
He be like, but I'll see you Monday, okay?
Dream team, dream team Monday.
Yo, hold on.
He'll fight you.
He'll fight you like, yo, Friday,
yo, we going to club land.
All right, bet. We meet up at 12. And the hot bet, we kick it. He like, yo, Friday, yo, we're going to Club Lick. All right, bet.
We meet up at 12.
I know Mr. Lee from New York.
He like, 4,000.
I know Mr. Lee from New York.
He used to be like, yo, you're my brother.
Yo, let's go eat.
Then the day of the party, he'd be like, yo, papi, yo, for you, I fuck with you.
Give me 100 for you.
And for your people, 300 each.
I got a great deal. I got a great you. For your people, 300 each.
I got a great piece. Mr. Lee, get the fuck out of here, please.
I got a great piece.
And then he'll be like, Shampoo,
just do me a favor. Yo, just get out the line.
Just get out the line.
Yo, this thing is foul, bro.
Yo, this thing is foul.
You know what's funny?
You know what's funny?
I was about to say, Mr. Lee,
because I was trying to get them back,
but there's nothing I can do.
I don't know if y'all can't wait
to swing a racket or something,
but he don't have a racket for nothing.
What if you book Norrie?
He's got what the club wants.
I go to the club.
He got Norrie in the section,
and then after 15 minutes, he brought someone else in the section. So he got the club. He got Nori in the section and then after like 15 minutes, he bought
someone else in the section.
So he got the section
double booked.
Double booked.
Double booked the section.
He got Nori the money for closing the section
and he charged the Nori
$1,000.
And get
Nori.
Listen to this story. Listen to this story.
Listen to this story.
Listen to this story.
I'm there.
I'm going to start.
Larry's there.
I'm in the section.
But he got it double booked.
And Sonny's drinking whatever he sees.
Of course.
The next day, Mr. Lee hit me and said, yo, you see that drink you was drinking?
That was sort of the other guy.
I said, what do you mean?
Yo, he was offended.
You owe me, you owe $500.
That was all I got.
I don't remember.
Yeah, I asked him.
I sent the 500.
That is a fact.
I sent the 500 immediately.
And then after that, Mr. Lee said.
Now, Mr. Lee's a foul friend, bro.
All right, that guy is here.
I made it easy for him.
I made it easy for him.
I said, here it goes.
The double bubble. How many times you told me, yo, shampoo, yo, I got the fire. I made it easy for myself here it goes
Yo shampoo y'all got the fire really y'all work because you know my other friends really oh yeah
120 And then we love Mr. Lee, but Mr. Lee is my... And then Danny told me, yo, papi, I picked you up from South Beach.
It's $40 for gas.
Oh, my God.
That's another thing.
He stopped buying weed from them, too.
I'm like, yo, bro.
This nigga told me.
Mr. Lee got more hidden charges than a gas bill.
And then I went to his crib one time. I'm like, oh, okay. I see why he talks.
His crib is fire.
He got a store.
This motherfucking roll.
Fucking joint is like, yo, this is some pit passing.
It was like, yo, go ahead.
$20. And you know why they call him Mr. Lee, right?
Because all the Chinese people will be like,
hurry up and buy it.
Kill them!
Kill them!
The Chinese people will be like,
kill them!
They don't care who you are.
They're going to hurry up and buy it.
Wow.
People think I'm Chinese, by the way. Yeah who you are. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care. He didn't care.
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He didn't care.
He didn't care.
He didn't care.
He didn't care.
People think I'm Chinese, by the way.
Yeah, you are.
Nobody think you're Chinese.
Nobody think you're Chinese.
Nobody think you're Chinese.
Nobody think you're Chinese.
Nobody think you're Chinese.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know you're Dominican.
You all know a good star. I'm charged to get off. All right, now. This is a legend, boys.
All right, listen.
Now we going to bring this.
This is two major stories.
Can we find out, boys?
We going to press the Terry and Z for breakfast.
We going to bring this tour.
Right now, we going to bring the tour to Memphis.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, shit.
We got two major stories.
Oh, my.
Memphis, I'm never going back to Memphis.
No, no.
Oh, my god.
You want to go back? You can't go back, my friend.
You can't go back.
You can't go back.
You can't go back.
I'm going to put Eminem on that same line,
trying to tell you a story before we do it.
Nah, I'm paying my fine.
I'm going to go back.
So let's leave it at Norrie and Really.
They were like, yo, you just spoken league.
Let's get out of here.
I'm going to say we have a different person.
So you got to start the story, and then let's let it rip.
Yeah. So this is Young Really. Young Really. I'm gonna let you So you gotta start the story And then let's let it This is young
This is young really
This ain't
Baller really
With the ice
This is still
Yo
We only eating pizza today
That's a fact
If it's something that we do
Yeah
Yo
So now we on tour
OG shit
We had to be
I'm in my
Probably like 18
19 or something.
We going tall.
We got a South by Southwest tall.
Whatever, the whole East Coast.
Norby like, yo.
Coast to coast.
Yeah, coast to coast.
Yeah, Norby like, yo.
Good belt, gang.
Yeah, good belt.
So Norby like, yo.
Come on the road with us.
You know y'all doing y'all music.
You.
And shout out to my Boston guys.
Shout out to City Boy D.
Rest in peace to my boy Coca.
Suck it, cousin.
Love you. Shout out to Jerks, all my Boston guys. Shout out to City Boy D. Rest in peace to my boy Coca. They love you.
Shout out to Jerks, all my Boston crew.
So now we on tour.
We on the road.
We get to Memphis.
So now Shampoo, besides Nori.
No, no, no.
No Asian space for Sonny.
No Asian space for him.
Only Duce.
So now.
Sonny, you don't need it. So now Sh's almost bottom. So now
Shampoo and Nori
is the most experienced.
So Shampoo might be
more experienced.
Like Nori's more experienced as the artist.
All he got to do is come to the city, check
in his hotel, perform. Shampoo
know the ins and outs of everything.
So now Nori tell us like listen
Shampoo's the most experienced guy besides me. So now, Nori tell us, like, listen, Shampoo's the most
experienced guy besides me.
You know, listen to him. He going,
he got you. Like, I bet.
He's like, you know, if y'all can't find me...
I was a bad label writer.
He's like, yo.
The way he's explaining it,
I didn't want to put that on screen.
I was a bad label writer. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, the disclaimer out there. That was a bad one.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Rock La Familia.
Rock La Familia sent me on this tour.
Yo, when a nigga keep cutting you off for stories about him,
you know he's getting real.
He's trying to justify for me to get in there. He's not lying.
He's telling you the truth.
So now, he like, yo, you know, Mr. Shampoo.
So Shampoo came up with a slogan,
which he violated immediately. So now he like yo, you know, mr. Shampoo so shit who can't vote with a slogan when she violated
This is young young really okay, so he say that because he really make that bus city boys He really making out for us. City boy did this jungle wild. Coming from Boston. Conan. Conan. Yeah, Conan.
Oh, yeah.
Conan too.
Conan from New York.
I'm from New York.
So, you know, we from wild cities.
We ain't really...
And I'm just going to keep it real.
Like, I've been to Florida, you know, certain places.
But this is the first time we ever really been on tour and traveling, driving state to state.
10 hours here, 15 hours here, whatever.
So, he tell us, yo, we came on on vacation.
Don't leave on probation.
We like, bet, cool.
So we on Memphis, we looking for bud and shit.
That's how Nori's a legend, I'm telling you. Nori,
like, they experienced on this road.
So we looking for bud.
We like, yo, you got bud, you got bud,
boom, boom, boom. So we ask a black nigga,
boom, nigga had on Jordans and shit. I'm like, yo,
so everybody tell us, like, yo, you going to get some bud. I'm like, yo. So everybody tell us, like, yo,
you going to get some butt. We got you. We got you.
Norby like, yo, that nigga ain't bringing us nothing.
I'm like, yo, nah. He had on the Jordans, the shit
that we wear. He bringing some butt.
Yeah, young shit, stupid shit.
I'm judging him off his sneakers.
Norby like, that nigga frightened, y'all.
He ain't getting us nothing. So some
white dude comes. White dude like, yo,
I got y'all. Yo, give me about half an hour while I come and meet y'all.
Nori like, yo, he going to bring us bun.
I'm like, I don't know.
This white boy, he don't know.
He's just a fan.
He ain't bringing us.
Long story short, that white boy is the one who came back and bought us the bun.
I was like, yo, Nori really know this road shit.
Boom.
Fast forward. Nori told me, yo, I was like, yo, Nori really know this road shit. Boom. Fast forward.
Nori told me,
yo, do not,
yo, don't leave.
And I'm like, oh, yes. And Nori,
back to what we're saying.
So, you know, he'll get big. He'll check out.
He'll get Hollywood,
go to the road, chill. He know we young, wild, dumb, and free.
He's like shampoo.
Keep an eye on my young boys.
For real.
Like they are wild.
And I told him.
Because I was single.
I was like, no, papito.
I got a nice one.
He told him.
I told him.
He told him.
Listen, so don't tell them.
Listen, all of that.
Don't leave us.
I need all of that.
So we in Wet Willie's in Memphis.
They had Elvis was there.
Yeah, Elvis was there.
Elvis was there.
I don't know if it was him.
It was Elvis' birthday.
It was a week or something.
Yeah, it was something like that.
So it was like 12 to 5.
Elvis' birthday's walking around.
Oh, my god.
I remember we'd never seen Elvis in life.
Let me start.
That was the real Elvis.
This was real Elvis.
Jamie.
Back Elvis everywhere.
And we're like 20 deep.
Yes.
So now we partied.
So now we were like what's considered the top square of Memphis.
Where everybody's dancing.
Burbitt Street.
We're having Burbitt Street. Burbitt Street. So Shampoo, single at the top square of Memphis. That's what he's being said. We're having a burbous treat.
So, Shampoo, single at the time,
he felt
a little white y'all.
You feel me?
So, he felt the white fire.
So, he high on my boom.
So, Norby tell him, Norby see him, he like,
yo, Shampoo, I understand, but like, yo,
keep on having your boys, man.
No, no, Norby's like, now let's go.
He's like, now let's go. We all living together. And I'm like, I don't even know Boys man like Yo no no No we like Now let's go Yeah he's like Don't separate
He's like now let's go
We all leaving together
So we like
And I'm like
I ain't remember
I'm the vet
I'm like yo I'm good
Y'all go
I'm good I'm good
So now
We leaving
We like alright
No we leaving
And I was still like
Nah let's go
I forgot his name
His name is
Franchise on the gram
He follow us
He held us down
Oh the driver
The driver
Yeah he
We met him in front of the hotel so no
no we don't trust people we got a town we don't fuck with nobody will be out of
town to us this nigga.
Listen, we didn't know this nigga.
I trust me.
Yes, I trust me.
Yo, we didn't know this nigga.
When I mean, I mean this literally.
It's another story in the same way.
I'm going to tell you after this.
But literally, we didn't know this guy from a hole in the wall.
This nigga, you know, you know the book that got the CDs, the old school?
Yeah.
Nigga had every album of Norris.
Yeah, I trust him. That nigga was Nori. Yeah, I trust him.
That nigga was our driver.
We named him our driver.
We hired him.
We hired him.
We hired him.
That nigga was our driver everywhere.
So now, Nori's like, yo, we out, yo, we out.
So we like, all right, fuck it.
We leaving with Nori.
Boom, we out, boom.
Nori don't trust us.
Nori like, let's go.
We like, bet.
We getting the whip, shampoo.
Yo, I'm good, papi. Don't know. We like, come on, man. We like, bet. We getting the wet shampoo. Yo, I'm good, Papito.
Nori be like, come on, man.
We in another state.
We in Memphis.
Yo, come on.
He like, yo, I'm good, Papito.
I got this.
I got this.
Did you have a little piece?
Yeah, I went to the projects.
That's what happened.
See?
That's when we went wrong right there.
I didn't even know that.
Hold on.
I got one question.
I went in the hood.
Because it matters.
What color were her eyes?
I'm just curious.
They were blue
Go ahead
Go ahead
Boom
So now we go back to the room
Whatever
He probably drunk a little smoke
Fall asleep
Cause we gotta
We gotta
These are all young kids
Yeah
18, 17
And by the way
Memphis is mad racist
Right outside
Of those areas
That we was at
But go ahead
I knew that.
So now,
we got a show in the morning. I think this is the day
we got to Memphis. I think we didn't perform
yet, so we got a show the next day.
Now we're just passing through Memphis.
No, no, we had a show in Memphis because I got
a story. Now that was the day we was going
to the next day. The baby, that's our day off.
Oh, okay. No, but we were on
stage though, remember? Yeah, we we were on stage, though. Remember?
Yeah, we did something extra.
We just did something to do something.
All right, so now we wake up in the morning.
So everybody getting ready.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
So we hit Shampoo because he's like the road manager.
He's the driver.
Norby is the headliner.
He's like the road manager, you know, you know slash big brother. So we everybody looking
Shout out the code
He like my daddy to come in nigga, we in the middle of Memphis, my nigga.
We are from New York City.
So those words is like, what?
So now we not gonna let anybody know.
Yo, yo, come out, come out.
Yo, yo, yo.
He's like, no, my dad didn't come home.
That's like home alone, my nigga.
Remember, these are kids.
Kids.
They kids.
God bless them.
So kids should come in and shoot. And they'll hit me like, yo are kids. Kids. They're kids. God bless them. So, kids should call me and shook.
And they'll hit me like, yo, man.
Can't find shampoo, man.
I don't know what happened, man.
They just like, yo, call the gym.
They call the gym.
No, Raheem.
Raheem.
Oh, yeah, Raheem.
Raheem said, because first off, I got a text from shampoo.
It made no sense.
It was HZZ4418.
He was an
handcuff.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
He was an handcuff.
He was trying to press help.
But it didn't make sense to me.
I'm trying to memorize the part.
You got a three.
Why did you get a three?
So look, when I see this shit, I'm trying to memorize the part. You got a three. I just got a three, though. So, look, look, look.
So, look.
So, when I see this shit, I'm like, oh, shit.
This nigga's drunk.
Yeah.
So, at first, that's what I'm saying.
I'm like, yo, I'm not thinking nothing, Shampoo.
But now, this is the part.
This is the part that you didn't pick out.
And I don't know.
You see what he just did to our waitress, Jamie, when he walked in? Yeah. Ha-ha! This is what the poppy shampoo. It didn't pick out and and i don't know you see what he just did to our waitress jamie when
he walked in yeah that's the poppy shampoo that's what he's doing he thinks that works with white
women And I bought her oysters. Chill, chill. Tell him about the oysters. Chill. What the hell is this?
He got a hoodie.
He got a hoodie.
He got a hoodie.
So we were bar hopping.
And I could tell he was trying to make a break for it.
Like, he was single at the time.
He was trying to make a break for it.
So I was like, all right, Shampoo, you know, we got to go back.
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Shampoo, he meets,
and he gives her the kiss. He gives her the kiss.
And then he gave her the
Casablanca.
She never
down south side her life.
Wait, what's the Casablanca?
The kiss.
The kiss.
The Casab The kiss. The kiss. The kiss. The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss.
The kiss. The kiss. The kiss. The kiss. The kiss. I'm with these guys first of all I failed this night. This night, I totally, I let everyone down.
My son, nobody that hired me, nobody that looked up to me.
I let everyone down that day.
Yo, yo, so, right, we had a jazz bar.
So, right, they're ready to go.
They're like, yo, poo, they had enough.
Because we've been out of
the sun is already down it's dark they're like yo we gone i'm like yo no again i gotta say yo
because yo i got these girls yo i'm gonna go he's like yo come on come on come on
no no let's go let's go i'm like no i thought i could talk him out until he kissed her when he He's in. It was her birthday. She started crying.
She was like, no one took care of me.
By the way, this is how I knew you.
I should have said something because
he was one of the 12 minutes and she turned around
like, no one was there for me on my
birthday.
You only met this asshole 12 minutes ago.
Wait for the lady.
First of all, I'm a great date.
I'm a great 30 minute date.
30 minutes?
I'm going to give you the best life in the life.
Let's go.
You're going to eat.
Last stop.
We're going to bang.
Oh.
Hey.
You can't leave my dog.
Where you going?
I'm here to meet you.
I'm here to meet you.
I'm here to meet you.
Let's get it.
30 minutes.
We're going to have a fucking good time.
30 minutes.
30 minutes.
After that, you're going to make a life decision.
Do I keep going?
You know, so hold on.
So, no, no, no, no.
We sitting there burning, or we just finished burning.
So, I think it was me, Rob, and I forget, I don't know if really he was in the room or not. And that's Rashad.
I'm Conan knocked on the's where Sean, Conan knocked
on the door. So Conan knocked on the
door, and he was like,
he was like, yo, my posse
didn't come home, so I was just like...
But the way you say it, it was like,
the posse didn't come home.
We in Memphis. We not in New York.
It's like regular.
They punch him in his ribs.
But you gotta realize
I'm the leader
And I'm the next experience
So don't fold Nori
I'm
Yeah
In my heart
I'm like
He was definitely
He hit me
He was like
I was like
Yo I would never
Shampoo
So I'm like
So I'm looking at
I'm looking at Conan
But I can't give him
The
I'm worried I'm worried Something's wrong He but I can't give him the worry.
I'm worried.
Something's wrong.
He all right.
He hit me a little while ago.
I didn't tell him.
The ZZ-17-44.
I didn't tell him that.
I said, he hit me.
Don't worry about it.
I said, go to your room, and we'll come see you.
As soon as he went to his room, I said, that nigga in jail.
He got him.
He locked up. That's what he went to his room, I said, that nigga is jammed. He got him. And Raheem said,
and I remember, this is
when racism goes right.
This is when racism goes right.
Me and Raheem,
Raheem is half Puerto Rican,
half black. I happen to be half
Puerto Rican and half black.
So all of us made a,
one of us together made a one full Latino
and one full black person.
And we said, stick it in his nigga name.
And he said, it gotta be a Raymond
or Gonzales.
Nigga's thinking of
bad Spanish names.
Bad names.
They just don't
man sham food.
This is how you know it's his work.
We called, and we was like, yo, listen, there can't be a lot of them.
And it was only one.
They said it was only one.
And they said I was Mexican.
They was like, we got it.
No, it was all the way over.
They're like, Mexican.
And we had to get their shirt color or something, right?
It was like, yo, we had a blue.
Yeah, that's it.
You said you was the only one
in jail with pink on it.
That's what it was.
So hold on,
I'm going to let y'all
take over the story.
So we're like,
all right, they're like,
yo, you got to give $1,000.
So I'm like, all right, bet.
So we go down there.
We pay.
It's a Puerto Rican lady.
How the fuck?
Puerto Rican? Y'all got lucky. Puerto Rican. It's a Puerto Rican lady how the fuck she like yo she said you
are people that was you just I knew that was you cuz when I called I knew that
was you she was like yo but I suggest you get him out of here immediately I
say yeah and I was like but why did you just say that?
She was like, he is the only one here.
With a pink shirt on.
He's like, there's no other Spanish people with hair that might not go good with him.
I was the only one there.
That is a suck.
I was.
What was the charge?
By the way, stop giving out blunts.
That's a cut off now.
No, I stole that.
I stole that.
Listen, you don't even know. Forbes is a legend. Look, I said, yo, let giving out blunts. That's a cutoff. No, I stole that. I stole that. Listen, you don't even know.
Boris is a legend.
Look, I said, yo, let me get a blunt.
He pointed to the weed, like, get you some weed.
I stole a blunt.
I stole a blunt.
I just had to tell him.
He don't got to tell him.
Hold on, let me finish the story.
So I go and I pay the money.
Then Shampoo calls me.
Yep.
And he goes, yo, I'm out.
I just bailed myself out. I said, yeah. Nigga, we didn't I'm out I just bailed myself out
I said yeah
I bailed you out
he said
no you didn't
I gave her the money
I gave her the money
I went right back to that jail
immediately
I gave her my money
but the fact is
she knew me
yeah
but the fact is
she knew me
you know the same shit
you do
because
I'm gonna tell you now.
OK, OK, OK, OK, OK.
Because out this here in New York, like, other states,
y'all lucky, New York, we can't do that.
You can't have 10 bands on you.
You can't bail yourself out of New York.
So Nori, so I mean, you know, shampooed it.
Shampooed it.
And no, that's so she went shampooing it.
He like, oh shit, we can bail ourselves out.
He had money.
So you know, he bailed himself out.
He had money on his card.
But Nori bailed him out not knowing that.
Did you get the money back?
No.
So now let me tell you the...
The charges.
We need another charge.
All right.
This will happen from the bar.
For you to tell it, it has to start from the kiss.
I'm going to start from the bar.
From the kiss.
All right.
So I'm with these guys.
We bouncing bar to bar, bar to bar, bar to bar.
Portnus mentioned it was our day off.
It was our day off.
And we're on Bourbon Street.
We got homeless people flipping, kids flipping.
Nori giving these kids $20.
We're the shit.
We're like 30 deep.
We're 30 deep.
We're bouncing.
Everybody, oh, my God, Noriega.
Yeah, this Good Bill Gang.
Oh, shit, Good Bill Gang.
So this is the introduction of, no, no, it'sga. Yeah, this Good Bill gang. Oh, shit, Good Bill gang. So this is the introduction of...
No, no, it's not shampoo.
It's Good Bill gang.
I'm just the fucking guy behind the guys.
So I'm just, we pushing, right?
So now we bouncing.
Now I meet this girl, right?
So she's...
You fell in love.
I met her at a jazz bar.
This is a jazz...
No, no, I met her at a seafood bar.
I buy oysters.
I'm like, yo.
Yo.
I actually got you horny.
Got me ready.
So I'm like, yo.
I'm like, yo, you know what?
Yo, let's get two dozen oysters.
Two dozen.
And then, and then,
and then I was like,
we in?
And then he's like,
all right, we in then.
Fuck it.
Then, you know,
we eating the shit.
Shorty coming.
I'm chilling.
So then I'm like,
I already see them
And I was like
Yo we out
I was like nah
Yo we leaving
Nah I'm not leaving
Cause then her friends left
Remember she was with friends
Her friends left
And I knew you outdid it
I was like
You outdid it
Welcome
Her friends slid off
And I was like
Yo we out
I'm like nah
I think I got something right here
I said I think I got something right here
You know You know The oysters and the little piece Yeah the little piece No no I wasn't on the PC I was like, yo, we out. I'm like, nah, I think I got something right here. I said, I think I got something right here. You all right?
You got something right here.
You got the oysters and the little piece.
Yeah, little piece.
No, no, I wasn't on a piece yet, right?
So, right?
So, then.
So, I right now.
So, this is what happens, right?
So, I'm still bouncing around.
They take off.
So, now I ask somebody.
I'm like, yo, I'm looking.
I'm trying to buy Ecstasy or Molly.
I'm trying to win.
They say, yo, you can buy it.
Come with me. And I'm in Memphis. First of all or Molly. I'm trying to win. They say, yo, you can buy it. Come with me.
And I'm in Memphis.
First of all, you know how stupid it is?
You know how, exactly.
You know how out of line?
I go to the projects.
Across the street with this guy.
I don't know who this guy is.
He brings me to the club, to the cross street.
I buy Ecstasy.
And weed from the fucking projects.
As a label rep.
Does the girl have anything to do with it?
As a label rep.
Exactly.
Look at that.
Fell these guys.
This was a horrible moment for me as a rep.
She wanted a little something.
No, it was about her.
She wanted a goal.
It was about you. She right. So I wanted to wanted a little something. No, it was about her. She wanted a goal. It was about you.
She's right.
So I wanted to have, because that was my weekend thing at that time.
Did you go with her?
No, I'm about to tell you.
Let's get to where the police got you.
Right, so now I have the weed and the ecstasy in my pocket.
I'm outside with her.
They all gone.
She starts crying and says, Shampoo, I want to thank you so much.
This is my birthday.
I had a great time.
So now I'm kissing her. That's's my birthday. I had a great time. So now I'll kiss her.
Mwah. Casablanca.
Casablanca.
If you don't know,
if you ain't never Casablanca
woman, I'm going to introduce you. You look at
her eyes. I don't know if
he ever did this to you. If he
never, you need him to tell him to do this.
He looks you in the eye. He holds
your face and goes, mwah.
And then he goes,
and then he goes.
And then he goes.
That's the
Casablanca.
That's the Casablanca.
So I'm all in, I'm all in, right?
So now, she's like, I'm Casablanca
and all of a sudden sudden a cop car pull
off the Casablanca the car I look back the cop car the cops jump out in the
middle of my kids they jump out they say yeah you okay we we we see him hit you. Oh, shit. Exactly.
Exactly.
That's the racism.
Yeah, like, get against it.
There was white cops?
White cops, both of them.
Of course.
They're like, get against the car.
Now she's bugging out.
Oh, my God.
No, no, he's with me.
Why are you doing this to him?
She wasn't saying, yes, he hit me. No, no.
And they put it on the hood.
And they put it on the hood. And they put on a hood and she said oh my god What the fuck is wrong with you? Yo, what? So now they're like, I'm cuffed, I'm cuffed.
And I'm like, yo, she's like, oh my God,
why you got drugs?
I don't know why you got drugs.
And I'm like, yo, this crazy.
We just Casablanca.
We was together two minutes ago.
We was a full couple.
We looked in the eyeballs.
Yo, we was together.
I get you.
Then that's when they brought me in the fucking jail.
So you got shot for weeping in the little people? No, domestic violence first.
Yeah.
Exactly.
Exactly.
So it's safe to say you're part of the black man in society.
You've been arrested for no reason. You've been arrested for no reason.
For no reason.
So I go through the system, right?
God bless me.
I had $1,700 in my pocket.
God bless me.
So I go through the system, right?
So now I'm wearing a pink shirt that says Conan
because I'm pouring more Conan.
Nori's pouring Good Bell Gang.
And Nori, this was a deal, right?
Because Nori knows me for a long time.
I worked at Def Jam.
I still do.
And then they called me and said, yo, we need you to go upstairs to Rock La Familia to fuck with this Oye Mi Canto fucking record.
Noriego, he's going upstairs now to Rock La Familia.
I'm like, what is that?
They're like, you got to go upstairs and talk to OG Juan.
I'm like, I'll go upstairs.
They're like, yo, you got to go on the road.
Boom, that's when we started fucking around.
So now, right, so I go through the system, right?
I'm all in, right?
Because Norby's like, yo, I need you to drive for me.
I say, cool, if you let my son perform, no problem.
Your son performed for, he opened up for Good Belt Gang,
and then, you know, you drive the tour.
No problem.
I drove the tour.
He said, I'm going to pay you, and I'm going to make sure your son is good.
And straight, boom, that was the deal.
So I'm driving the whole tour.
I get fucking arrested in Memphis.
So, right, I go through the system.
Now, I'm ready.
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing because I'm in Memphis.
I've never been arrested in Memphis
Like I know
What happens in New York
Did they whoop on you a little bit?
No, no, no
They didn't
They didn't
So now
I asked the officer
I asked the officer
I said hey
Are you able to bail out here?
She said no
Why don't you sit down?
I said
I'm sorry
I sit down
All of a sudden
This big
Big black dude
Come through
A sergeant, white shirt
come through. He looks black.
Yeah, he's black. He looks and says,
yo, where you from, man?
I said, yo, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm from
New York. He said, what you doing out here?
They said, I'm on tour
with Noriega. I just got caught up on
some bullshit, man. He said,
Noriega?
That's how Noriega always get in trouble.
He said, Noriega? Yo, he said, Noriega? He said, Noriega?
Yo, he said, Noriega?
He said, Noriega the
rapper? I said, yeah, I'm on tour with him.
He said, yo, I'm from Queens.
I'm like, word? I'm like, yo.
He said, yo, you got money on you? I said, yeah.
You want to bail yourself out?
I'm like, yeah, the other cop
said nothing. Wait right here. He came
back. Ramirez! I said, yo, $1,500. I paid the $ yeah, the other cop's sitting there. I said, wait right here. He came back. Ramirez.
Langer.
He said, yo, $1,500.
I paid the $1,500.
Boom, I get out.
I caught N.O.
Yo, I'm out.
I just bailed myself out.
He said, no, you didn't.
I bailed you out.
He said, no, you didn't.
Nigga, I just fucking paid $1,500.
He said, no, you didn't, bro.
I just fucking paid right now to bail you out.
He said, nah.
So we go back to bail boss, bro. I just fucking paid right now to get Bell Drought. So we go back to Bell
Bossman. And the girl was like,
that's Nori, right?
From Queens. Nah, we don't give the money
back, but you from Queens. Here's your money.
I'm like, and this whole day
was some Queen shit.
This whole day was
some Queen shit. I'm in jail.
The big homie is like, what up from
Queens, nigga?
You got money?
You out of here.
Then I go there.
She's like, we don't give money back.
But he's from Queens.
I'm from Queens.
Here's some bullshit Queens shit. I'm out.
I'm out.
Queens.
Thank you, Queens.
I'm out.
Memphis is a wild place.
And first of all, Norman was like, yo, fuck that.
Yo, outside, I'm out.
Y'all got to go to court tomorrow because in Memphis, you go to court the next day was like, yo, fuck that. Yo, outside, I'm out. Y'all got to go to court tomorrow
because in Memphis,
you go to court the next day.
He's like,
fuck that shit.
We never coming back.
Get out of here.
We out of here.
I said,
hell no.
I ain't listening to you,
nigga.
I'm out of here.
I didn't have a word
into this thing.
I want to be on the tour
with y'all
for Drink Champs.
We're just going to gas stations.
They run the plate and I'm the one
that goes to jail.
Back then, you could do that. You could actually
catch a case. As long as it ain't a felony,
you could catch a case, anything
and whatever, as long as it's not a felony
and not go to that state.
There's no bench warrants. They don't send out.
It's like you ain't really getting
stopped.
I ain't believing Nori.
I was like, I ain't caught up with this one.
But hold on, we got to stay in Memphis.
Hold on, hold on.
I'm going to ask him,
if you would see that girl,
what would you say to her?
Bitch, you the fuck?
You ain't even hold me down.
You ain't sending me no bell money?
That's some black money.
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