Drink Champs - Episode 447 w/ Luenell

Episode Date: March 28, 2025

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the incredible, Luenell!The iconic comedian, actress, and unapologetic truth-teller joins us once again for a hilarious, raw, and real conversation.Luenell dives into her wild Hollywood stories, unfiltered thoughts on fame, comedy, and the culture, all while sipping and vibing in true Drink Champs fashion.Expect laughter, jaw-dropping moments, and gems from one of the boldest voices in the game. Don’t miss this epic link-up—Luenell is bringing the heat, the humor, and the hustle like only she can.Make some noise for Luenell!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆 *Subscribe to Patreon NOW for exclusive content, discount codes, M&G’s + more: 🏆* https://www.patreon.com/drinkchamps *Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.com Follow Drink Champs: https://www.instagram.com/drinkchamps https://www.twitter.com/drinkchamps https://www.facebook.com/drinkchamps https://www.youtube.com/drinkchamps DJ EFN https://www.crazyhood.com https://www.instagram.com/whoscrazy https://www.twitter.com/djefn https://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductions N.O.R.E. https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreaga https://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What it good be, hope it is what it should be This is your boy N.O.R.E What up, it's DJ E.F.N And this is military man, we're all crazy, crazy Make some noise! Now today, we have the honor of interviewing a comedy legend. When I tell you I watched her special, and I ain't peeing my pants since like the second, maybe the third grade, maybe twice. You know what I mean?

Like, I peed in my pants because I know her. I know how funny she is, but she still gets funnier and funnier. She's a queen. She's a legend. She was here before. She's an alumni. Then she came out and sold out the goddamn Apollo Theater. She's been doing this for

30 plus years. She's a legend, an icon. She keeps getting better. I am so proud of her new show that's coming up, and we're going to talk about it. We're going to talk about a whole bunch of things. We're going to get into it right, motherfucker, now. We're talking about the one, the only, motherfucker, now! Now, off top, I got to ask you this question. You're in a fire.

Not the California fires. You're in an imaginary fire, right? Imaginary fire fire And then you You You escape right You get to the safe zone And then there's two people down there right You got

You got two bottles of water One bottle of water you drink And there's The other bottle of water Could save somebody You gotta pour it on them But it's the whole bottle of water You can't pour half on one

And half on the other one. Who the fuck are you talking about? Wait a minute. He wrote this shit down. Wait, wait, wait. I ain't even had a drink in a while. You got a bottle of what? You got a bottle of what?

So you made it, but there's two friends. There's two friends, right? Yeah. Two friends and me. And you. You survived. So you got a choice of which one to pour it on. Now, I'm going to tell you who the two friends are.? Yeah. Two friends and me. And you. You survived. So you got a choice of which one to pour it on. Now, I'm going to tell you who the two friends are.

Oh, they're on fire. They're on fire. And you drink one bottle of water. And you drink one bottle to save yourself. I can pour the other one to save the other one's life. Like putting on a thing. Okay, okay. So this one.

Now, let me tell you who the friends are. You really need to get that speech in bed when you check out. That's what it is. You. It's dyslexia. It's dyslexia. It's dyslexia. Tell me something. What's wrong with this motherfucker?

Okay. So you ready to know who they are? Okay. One is Paul Mooney and the other is Dave Chappelle. Which one do you pour the bottle on to save them? And which one do you let just, they got to go? I'm probably drinking the other bottle of water too. And let them both burn up.

Because I can't make that decision. So they both got to go. Save me, save me, I choose me. I definitely didn't expect that answer Okay Now another scenario And then we're going to get into the interview You

On a boat These guys get bit by a catfish You know that shit You know that shit that you get bit by And then they got to pee on you Jellyfish So Here we go by and then they got to pee on you. Jellyfish? Yeah, jellyfish. Alright, so.

Here we go. We're already at the pee fucking place. Goddamn, Lloyd. Let a bitch get a drinker. Before you ask me to pee on you, baby. Yes, I will pee on your womb. If that's what you want,

baby. Tell mama what you want baby These are two of your friends Tell mama what you want baby Okay So these are two of your friends Alright so now You want to know who the two friends You got one pee left To save a life

I got You got to pee on somebody To save a goddamn life Okay It wouldn't be the first time Are you ready to know Who the two friends are? Yeah, okay.

Robin Harris or Mark Curry? Well, I would probably pee on Robin Harris. To save him? Yes. Okay, so Mark Curry's out of here. Yes, I've already peed on Mark Curry. Okay.

Just kidding. Just kidding. Just kidding. So let's get straight into the Netflix special. Last time you was here, you was talking about it, and then you went and you did it. I believe she did tell us Date Chappelle. What's this? Jamie, what is that?

Whatever you asked for. Is this what I asked for? Yeah. Okay, wait a minute. Let me show you another clip. You know, I went to all them parties

in the 70s. I left my cups out all the time just waiting for a motherfucker to root for me. And it never happened. I wasn't meaning.

Hold on, let me take a drink. Oh, that's delicious. Thank you. What is that, Jamie? What? Dr. Grapefruit. Okay, cool. Goose.

So let's talk about the Netflix special. Yeah. I know we spoke about it before, but let's reiterate the conversation for those who didn't see that interview. So how do you get the call? Dave Chappelle gives you the call and says, I want you to do this. Or Netflix gives you the call and you give Dave Chappelle a call? Well, it was very rando. You know, like I hadn't seen Dave in years.

I think the last time I saw him in person was backstage where Eddie did the Saturday Night Live, you know, coming back after the 25-year thing. I came out to New York to watch the filming of that. And I saw him there, and then I hadn't seen him for a while. Then, you know, corona happened, and he asked me to come out to Yellow Springs, out to his theater in the cornfield, right? And I was like, really? You know, because it wasn't like, this was random. So I grabbed my daughter, my security.

I grabbed my daughter, and we went to Yellow Springs. And when we got there, then I found out, you know, we're going to do a little show and stuff. And, you know, I don't get easily intimidated. I wouldn't say I was intimidated. But we were in a cornfield. Right. In Ohio.

And Yellow Springs, wherever the fuck that was. Before people knew about those shows that were happening. And for hundreds of white people who had fought to have Dave not build this thing. And you don't know if you're going to a weirdo,

hostile environment, not that it was all good. There's a little stuffy. Who cares? While on stage, Dave says to my daughter that I'm going to get you, I'm going to get your mom a Netflix special.

I'm going to pay her a lot of money and stuff. Now, he told this to my daughter. Well, number one rule of black life on America is don't lie to my fucking kid. See, you can lie to me, but don't lie to my fucking kid. And now I got to fuck you up. You can fuck who you are. Well, so when he told her, I knew that this was really probably going to happen. And then it did.

You know, he put a lot of thought into uh the opening you know when he was in the airport and all that and for me to have a netflix special produced by dave chappelle and it was a big hit and very proud of it and i think that was a flex yeah especially i watched your special so many times but there's something that I have to ask you. Because you were stuck in the airport six hours, but you wasn't mad and you wasn't drunk. Like, that didn't go together to me. Like, why wasn't you drunk? Oh, because you were supposed to do the special that night.

First of all, I don't get drunk like I used to. Okay. Okay? Mm-hmm. So I wasn't drunk. And, I mean, what good is it going to do me for me to go off in situations like that? It's not going to help it. I'm going to jail.

And it's going to be headlines and all kinds of shit. So I eat a lot of shit these days that I used to slap a bitch for in public back in the old days. But they sue you now. And all this kind of shit took all the fun out of fighting a bitch in the street. You used to just fight a bitch. No repercussions. You get your ass whooped. Maybe you jump me.

We do it again. And that's a whole, you know, lawyers get involved. So I just try to be cool and keep everybody else cool. And plus, comedy is a form of nervousness as well. And, you know, when it looks like it's starting to get tense in the airport, a nice thing to do is to relieve people of that for a little while so everybody doesn't bite each other's head off. So glad to provide shit like that.

Did you see Kanye and his girl at the Grammys? Somebody get him. Somebody get him somebody get him why the fuck is this why why and why why is this necessary why is this necessary somebody get him and he just said some real fucked up and ratchet shit about Kamala lately that was very unappreciated. And you know what? This is why I say about go back to fighting. Back in the day, somebody would just simply go beat his motherfucking ass. But nobody can do that anymore.

You know, damn it, bring back fighting. You ain't got to shoot nobody. Bring back good old ass woman in the street, because he could use a little ass-slippin'. But you don't think that was kind of fly? What? What did you just say? My bad.

Wait a minute. She's going to start the ass-slippin' now. Wait a minute. Did I say what? My bad. I ain't say shit. Then she was fly. No, not she was fly.

That situation. That was like some pimp shit, like dodomite shit. I don't say shit. Then she was fly. No, not she was fly. That situation. Like, he kind of, that was like some pimp shit, like dodomite shit. I don't know. No? Nothing about him in the last 10 years has been fly. But God bless him. He's still a musical wizard. I'll give him that.

Right. You know? And I think he's really got his hands full with that little Northwest. Here she come. You know what her nickname is? Mm-mm. Nori. Mm-mm.

Is that serious? Did you do the DNA test on her? No. You got a lot of names out there, Nori. No, no, no, no, no, no. Because her name was Norv and, you know. He said it on the show, right? He did say it.

He said it on the show. He said it. He said it on Breakfast Club, I think. Well, very good. On your special, you say you want to bring back old slang words, right? You mentioned a couple of them. What's some slang words that you didn't mention on the show that you would like to bring back? Well, I might have mentioned it, so I can't remember.

But, like, boss. We used to say boss in West Coast. And we're like, oh, that was a boss party. That was a boss car. He's got a boss car. I think people still say that. Boss, you know. Right?

We used to say that back in the day, child. That's boss. He got a boss crib. Girl, his crib is boss. We used to say that. What's some of the old words you want to bring back, E? Fuck, I still say the same shit. I like she said, do it. Let's do it. I say that. What's some of the old words you want to bring back, E? I still say the same shit. I like that she said, do it, let's do it.

I like that. Yeah, instead of all this fucking, let's just say, let's do it. You want to do it? Like a fucking? I'd rather do it to you if you said that than say, you know, you want to fuck a bitch or something. Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm like, ooh, yeah, let's fucking do it.

You know what I think? Come on, guys. What's up? What's up? Off the road, yeah, what's coming back? That's a little information for you boys out there. Wait, that's bad? That's a good one.

That's bad. Yeah. Bad, like bad, like this. Oh, goddammit, goddammit. It's a noise. And you see me debusting it over there. You're icy, icy. You rappers and shit ain't the only motherfuckers want to flex out here.

Are you messing with Donald Trump or not? First of all, Paul Mooney, who you mentioned earlier, always told me that I was going to end up on, pardon my language, the niggas to watch list, like him, right? So I have ended up there. I'm a nigga to watch.

And being that I am, I am not at liberty to speak on anything political that may give me a treason case. It's not my part of the field either. Whatever I want to say, it is not right. I mean, it is right, but it ain't right. You know what I'm saying?

Let me twist the question a little bit. How do you feel about rappers performing at their inauguration? Now, that's not political. This is entertainment. Hey, do what you want to do. Suffer the repercussions. If it's good publicity, God bless you. If it's bad publicity, you got to suck it up and take it.

Do what you want to do. Can I ask you this? Because a lot of them are saying it was about the money. Like, I think it was like $1.5 million. Clearly, said entertainer does not need $4 million. Said the entertainer was there? No. She said said.

Oh, said. I told you to get this motherfucker in night school. I told you that the last time I was there. Oh, it's about the education as well. That's fine, baby. So, oh, that's the last time I was there. Oh, it's just for education as well. That's fine, baby. So, oh, man. Yeah, I just wanted to know your opinion on that. Yeah, I'm trying to tread lightly on shit like that.

No, I respect that. No, but hold up. Yesterday, I took my kids to see Dog Man. Who's the number one movie in the country? I was so happy to hear your voice today. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Thank you. Number one movie in the country. God was so happy to hear your voice today. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Thank you. Number one movie in the country.

Got to make some noise. You can hear my voice playing the part of Millie in the movie. And thank you so much. You recognize my voice? Immediately. And the kids love the movie as well. Ka-ching. Yeah.

So I would like to ask you, airport etiquette. Oh my God. And if you don't know what he's referring to, please check out my Netflix comedy special streaming now called Town Business. It covers a lot of things

on the plane. Because listen, if my neighbor doesn't put his shoes on to go to the bathroom, I judge him. I judge him. Like, my relationship changes. One people do it all the time. The flight attendant told me the other day. One people do it all the time.

Go to the bathroom in their socks. Ooh. On the plane. I see somebody go barefoot. Ooh. Barefoot. I was like, oh, no. they socked on the floor. I've seen somebody go barefoot. Barefoot. I was like, oh, no, but piss on that floor. Britney Spears went barefoot into a gas

station bathroom. Are you fucking kidding me? Damn. Can you imagine? Don't put that on camera. This is a Dominican server right here. Is that my sandwich?

Okay, first of all, in my defense to the people, this has probably never happened before. I don't know if anybody's ever eaten. Oh, yeah, we've had people eat on the show, yeah. Just keep it real. Well, and I always do a little eating segment on my Instagram all the time, but that is not why this sandwich is here. This sandwich is here

because I'm a fucking alumni, and I know what these motherfuckers do. This little drinking right here is nothing. It's a fucking game. That quick time, that's where the shit goes dark. And I'll have a dinner engagement after

this. And I'm really trying to go. And so that is why this is here. I promise I'm not going to go in. I'm going to take a few bites to cushion the motherfucking liquor because I'm no fool. God damn it.

God damn it. She's a pro. That's right. She knows it. God damn it. You know, Women eating is pornographic though. A lot of people like to watch me eat on my Instagram. I don't know why.

Okay. Boris was watching her live today. He said that you had the hot tub on camera. Boris was like, she's about to go and take a bath. And then I clicked off. I took my gown and threw it down and shit. And I clicked off. I took my gown and threw it down and shit. And I clicked off.

He was upset. Too bad. You should have caught me when I had my only fans. Lenny was on your only fans, right? Yeah, I had the Savage X Fenty lingerie ambassadorship with Rihanna for two years. That's right. Now you clearly know that. I wasn't ready.

Now I wasn't ready. Okay, this is my last right there. Okay. And that's it. Okay. I'm ready for you, motherfucker. Okay, that's it. Okay. I'm ready for you, motherfucker. Okay, that's good. Now, now.

Can I take it? Yes, baby, thank you. After everything that you've been through, a goal of yours was, I don't know if it was a goal of yours, but you wanted to headline the Apollo. How was that for you? Thank you. You know, it's emotional to even talk about. Wow. Let's start with the fact that

I'm a older, single, black female from the West Coast who sold out the most iconic historical black theater in the world to me. Goddamn, Lisa. For black entertainers. The Apollo. You think about, you know, I had been to the Apollo before. I had been backstage before. I'd been upstairs in the dressing rooms. I'd written my name on the wall.

I'd rubbed the tree. But I never thought that I was going to perform there. But you had performed there before? No, I had only been there. Your first time there performing? Wow, as a headliner? Oh, that's a, Your first time there performing? Wow, that's a headliner? That's great. Thank you.

Yeah, I sold it out, and I also brought with me to pay homage to the history of the Apollo. I surprised everybody and brought back Kiki Shepard. She came twirling out, and she still looked good as fuck. And that was, you know, made everybody very excited. And God willing, you know, we're going to be doing this again in May, just in time for Malcolm X's 100th birthday. So I'll be back. And they told me, because the guy who is sort of like the general manager of the Apollo,

he was running around backstage saying, oh, you're making history, you're making history. I'm like, what? I mean, I know it's a big deal to me. You know, this is a big deal to me. Why is it a big deal to you? He said, no, you don't understand. There hasn't been another black female comic sellout to Apollo since 1968.

Wow. When Moms Mabley did it. Wow. I was like, oh, my God, what? Yeah, so that was great. Just to see my name on the marquee, and it's not superimposed on AI or some shit. You know, to really see my name on the marquee was a really great thing for me. Just so you know.

Thank you, New York. Yes, yes. Just so you know, I got one platinum album, four gold albums. I'm born and raised in New York City, and I have never sold out the bottle by myself. Oh. I have a lot of accomplishments on my own. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was very happy for you.

Thank you. For a New York artist, it's a big deal. Yes. So the fact that you're coming from all the way from New York. That's what I'm like. The love, I didn't know I was going to get it like that. The love from the East. And it takes years to me to curate a relationship in New York

if you're from the West Coast. Right. Comedically. Let me stop you for one second. For some reason, Oakland and New York feels like the same motherfucker. Oh, it's the crime, baby. That's why. Oh, it's the crime.

No doubt. So, you know, Apollo was a very, very, very big deal for us. And I limited it to just hip-hop, and that's not fair. For any New York East Coast artist, and the fact that you came all the way from there, and you stood there by yourself and stole that motherfucker out, man, that is a big accomplishment. Congratulations. For real. That is a big accomplishment.

But here's something else that's crazy. So my daughter's father was a comedian before me. He used to tour with Bernie Mac and shit. Oh, wow. And he had been on the Apollo years ago as, you know, they have the amateur, but then they have a professional comic that comes out, gets paid, and that's it. So he was one of those. So he hadn't been in the Apollo doors in like 40 years.

Wow. So I brought him back with us and brought him back, and he was like, I never thought I'd be walking through these doors again, you know, because you'd be on the West Coast and shit like that. And it was just great for the whole family. Thank you, New York, again! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me! that and it was just great for the whole family. Thank you New York again! Me and Pun sold it out but then we added other artists so I don't even know.

No, just me. It was just you, yes. No, no, no. You did that. I give you that. So now we got the Paramount. The Oakland show. Now tell us, tell the people that has never been to Oakland the Paramount Theater. Well just tell us, tell the people that's never been to Oakland, the Paramount Theater.

Well, just like New York has the Apollo, Oakland has the Paramount Theater. It also has the Fox. And the Fox is a great theater chain. You know, Fox Atlanta, Fox is all over the country. But the Paramount Theater is like the pinnacle. It is the biggest artistic venue in Oakland, and it's, I think, a historical landmark, and it's legendary,

and you've seen everybody from, you know, the Nicholas Brothers on up to, you know, Stephanie Mills, The Whisperer, Al Green. Everybody has performed there. And they used to have this thing called the Black Filmmakers Hall of Fame. And people like Calvin Lockhart, Diane Carroll, they would come to the big award show. And I stood out in front of this theater all my life and just looked at people going in and looked at people going in every now and then, buy a ticket to something and go in

to see The Whispers or, you know, whatever like that all my life. I performed there three times before with other people. Right, exactly. The first time I performed there was with Louis Dix and Sinbad, okay? The second time was with John Hinton, Overton, and Bernie Mac. Wow. And the third time was with john hinton overton and bernie mack wow and the third time was with dl but then this was the time i came and it was my name on the marquee i don't know what's going on the lord is showing out with me that's all i can say right that's well deserved what are you

talking about yeah well our show was about giving people their flowers. And we know we gave you your flowers before. Yes. But we're giving you different flowers. We gotta give you more flowers. Oh my God. We're giving you more flowers, and this is a different flower. It's another.

You know, everyone in the world wants to say, give people their flowers now because of Drink Champs. We don't mind. Yeah. So, hey, give me. Yes, yes, yes. Paul, you alumni back now? Huh? I'm on it. Thank you, baby. I feel like I'm at the prom. Paul, you alumni back now?

Huh? I'm out. Thank you, baby. I feel like I'm at the prom. Yeah, you're not finished fucking up? And I love this. It's very sexy. I know y'all making a fucked up list. You're not finished?

You're finished fucking up? All right. Just so you know, those are the people that write QuickTime and Slime. Those guys. They make it bad for everybody. And the Colombian over there. And by the way, if Ice come in here, shit's going here that's going to look does that's that's oh my god yeah that's for the alumni yes that's right oh i get a little better oh another this is a pin how do i do it i don't

know you ain't tell me this part yes but we gave it to these it's one of those so they go together yeah i guess because this is like this is the first time we did this right the box we gave meth. It's one of those. So they go together. Yeah, I guess. Because this is the first time we did this, right? The box we gave to meth. Okay, okay. I don't know how to get this shit back. But we had to get her a special bouquet. That's right. Special for her.

Okay. So, I've never seen nobody have anything bad to say about you. Is there people that you don't like or don't like? Mm-hmm. How? How? How does this happen? You're a joyful person. Well, because

I really, I mean, you know, I wouldn't say I have a majority of people out there, but you can't live your life and not piss out somebody, you know what I mean? You know, there's... They say you're somebody, you're the enemy in somebody's

story or something, or the villain in somebody's story. They say every single person is a villain in somebody's story. It used to bother me when I got on people's nerves or they thought I was too much or

whatever, and I just am at that age. I'm the only nigga that's not smoking weed coughing. What? The only nigga that's not smoking weed is coughing. Well, goddamn. What the fuck is he coughing from? Now you done made me forget what the fuck I was doing. I'm not mad.

My bad. That shit was just bothering me. Yo, what's wrong with you, man? You better start coughing. Oh, okay. Well, let me... Shit, as a matter of fact. So what kind of butt is you smoking?

I don't know. You're just going to bypass what she was talking about. Oh, yeah. This is the problem, because men don't be listening to motherfucking women. I was listening to you. No, you were. No, men don't be listening to women.

Don't be mad at me. I forgot. I was good. About people not, her having, like, people not liking her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've never seen nobody say that. She's like, move on What's with you and I'll be sure? What is this relationship? You know

Did you ever see the movie Lady Sings the Blues? Nah I'm ready to go Call my car Okay, Lady Sings the Blues is the story of Billie Holiday. Okay. Diana Ross played Billie Holiday.

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Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st, and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Add free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. But the point is, he came out and showed love for your show. Why? Yeah, because he does that. He pulls up on me.

He's my friend. I never would have ever had thought, you know, my little West Coast ass, because he's from Mount Vernon, never would I ever have thought that, you know, night and day, heart to rob, life's king, king like, that I would ever end up being my friend. But that's some of the beauty of when I finally moved from the Bay to L.A. and Vegas and subsequently Vegas. You know, the money, okay, you got to make money. But to me, it was meeting people who I had seen on TV all my life, meeting them in real life, and then becoming friends

with them. That's what blow and continues to... Jesus Christ. Bitch, what the... Bring back fighting. So you... So you're the ice cream boy? The ice cream guy? No, I'm not. That's a Nori guy.

Who do you have? I ain't got no type. I don't have a type of man. Because I don't care if they're short. I would love a tall guy, but I haven't gotten super tall in my life. I don't care if they got a little dad bod because

that makes me feel less conscious. Who the fuck wants to go to bed with a supermodel motherfucker with a flabby ass? It's like, that's not... Let's both be a little flabby, baby. I get it. And I don't care if it's a that's not let's both be a little flabby baby I get it you know

and I don't care if it's a rock star it can look like Rosa Brand it can look like Morris Chestnut I don't have no type it's the way we motherfucking kick it you know what I'm saying because I'm not impressed by this shit that impresses basic bitches you know what I'm saying

I'm not impressed by any of that. I'm around opulence all the fucking time. I just live a pretty okay life in my goddamn self, so I don't care about any of that shit. Can you make me laugh? Are you really funny? Do your fucking kids

even fuck with you or like you at all? You ever kick a dog? Shit like that? Okay. Kendrick or Drake? One of them asked you on a date. Which one would you go on a date? He said with the Drake and Kendrick question. Kendrick or Drake?

Because I know you're into light-skinned boys. Wait a minute. First of all, wait a minute. Where were you? Hello? When I just said I don't have no type. I'm not just into life. You had a choice to go on a date with either or.

What is this? Password? I thought that you was going to ask me shit about me. I got you. I didn't know we got to play fucking game. This is not the game portion of the show. No, no, no. It's coming right back to this.

He brought it already. He fast forwarded. I just want to know. Fucking want me annoying. No, no, no. It's coming right back to this. He brought it already. He fast-forwarded. Yeah, I just want to know. Talking with me, Nori. I just want to know. Okay, what? Next time, I'll fax over some questions. Okay, no, I got all my notes.

Don't worry about it. I got all my notes. After the game, trust me, trust me. We're going to have fun today, God damn it. All my notes. Look at all my notes. Look at all my notes. I'm here.

You know it all goes down in the third hour. I'm here. I'm here, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Now, it all goes down in the third hour. I'm here. Okay, okay. The date. I'm going out on a date with who? Kendrick and Drake. Both DMs you. Which DM are you answering? At first, it used to would have been Drake

until Kendrick obliterated the motherfucker. And now that is sexy. And now I want to fuck little Nappy Kendrick. Power is make your pussy wet, honey. I'm sorry.

But Drank You used to be you, baby. And you know, when he made that he made that video sexy. I was like, is he made that video, it was sexy, right? I was like, is he going through something? Was it Rich Baby Danny? I mean, I don't feel like I can say anything about him and he'll come for me.

Like, bitch, you going to come for me? Come for fucking Kendrick, bitch. Don't be mad at me what I say. But Drake, I really was pulling for you, baby. You was rooting for Drake? I was pulling for Drake. But, you know, it's just like, it

is what it is. You know, even my old ass knows you tore that ass up and that's that on that. You know? And that's that. That's that on that. Go sit down And that's that. That's that on that. Go sit down, let everything cool down. See you in about two years.

They'll come back with a bang. That's your advice to him? That's my advice to Drake. Just go sit down, enjoy your money, you know, eat some poutine or whatever the fuck

they eat in Canada. Poutine? I like poutine. That's the price, right? You don't like I like poutine. That's the prize shit, right? You don't like jerk chicken poutine? First of all, hold on. They put, for people who don't know, poutine is this gross little snack they have in Canada.

It's french fries. With like cheese, right? With cheese curd. Now, curd is like cottage cheese. And the idea of putting gravy on french fries is not new. Niggas been doing that for

years. And real niggas put cheese on it. Okay, boom. But it's American cheese. So it melts into the gravy. Foodies in here? Am I alone? I'm just saying, the curd ain't melting. It's what makes the gravy. Foodies in here? Am I alone? I'm just saying the curd is what makes it gross. It don't melt.

Curd don't melt. Don't ask me no more. Don't ask me no shit. Don't ask me no shit like that. You guys got quick time? You sent it? No, I don't know shit. No, I don't know shit like that. Yo, y'all ready? Y'all got quick time? Jesus, man. You sent it?

I know about fucking poutine. Yeah, we looking for it. Then we're going to get to... Now we're going to play the game. What shots you drinking? We got that 1942. Oh, wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait.

We got that dog. Wait, wait, wait. We got that dog. No, no, no. No, no, no. We got that dog. Wait, wait, wait. We got no, no. No, no, no. We got that dog. Wait, wait, wait. We got that dog.

We got that dog. Julio! Julio! Julio! You got it ready? Wait, wait, wait. Is that Julio? People at home.

People at home. They text over, what would you like to drink? I said, oh, vodka, fine, vodka grapefruit, which they have provided. They did not say. And what type of shots would you like? So I get prepared for that now. Now to get here and talk

about the shots. Yeah, we wanted to get you that Don Julio. Is that Don Julio? We like when people drink Don Julio Just already have some shots of him Yeah, 42, that's right Oh no

I do what the men say do Yes, yes Don Julio You do a Don Julio too? No, I'm drinking my Moana You know what he's drinking? My Moana, you know where they make that? Top and Kindle Where the guy guy stepping on it in his feet.

Nice. I love Lucia. The thing about this game is it's two against one. Because y'all be asking me all these complicated awkward ass questions and shit But you can pass

That's the drink When you drink you can say I don't want to answer Oh my god I need to consult with my attorney I'm your attorney We your attorney right here Drink chips You know the rules. You don't need the rules.

Give me the rules anyway, just in case. All right. You pick one. We're not drinking. You don't pick. We're drinking. So if you say both or neither, we're drinking. Both or neither. If you don't want to answer. Both or neither.

If you pick one, we're not drinking. If you pick one, we're not drinking. If you pick one, we're not drinking. That's the main thing you need to know. Richard Pryor or Robin Harris? For what? For my best cocaine? Whatever the criteria is. Honestly, Richard got it from Robin.

I'm going to say Robin Harris. No, no, Robin Williams. Wait a minute. Robin Williams? I'm going to say Robin Harris. No, no, Robin Williams. Wait a minute. Robin Williams? I'm fucking up already. You said Richard Pryor or Robin Harris. Well, Richard.

Richard? Yeah. You got stories? That's another thing about QuickTime. Any stories with anybody? I have no Richard Pryor stories. Robert Harris, he was there the first night you ever did comedy, right? Yes, I have a Robert Harris story.

Okay, go ahead. Next one. Let's see here. I got it. Eddie Murphy or Bernie Mac? Eddie. That was easy. You have an Eddie story. Yeah, she did a movie with Eddie. That was easy. You have an Eddie story.

Yeah, she did a movie with him. Okay. Two. Dolomite and With Us? Which one was it? Coming to America. That's right. That's right.

Part two, right? Yep. That was great, too. Let me say something. That's one of my favorite movies. I hate that people kind of downgrade. It was great. I'm great.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? I don't like that they did it. And by the way, you know where they went in Queens? That's my neighborhood. I stole a bike right there. Yeah. I stole a bike right there. When they filmed the original, Coming to America, I went up there. And I didn't get to speak to nobody.

Yeah, yeah. I seen them. You were on set, you're saying? Samuel L. Jackson was nobody. I saw him. I didn't know who the fuck he was. You got to watch him. Yeah, yeah, okay. That's a cool story.

That's a cool story. Okay. That's a cool story, though, babe. Yeah, but Coming to America 2. I thought the fucking shit was hilarious. It was. They got mostly everybody from the original one. They said we couldn't get Sam, couldn't get Louis, Anderson, and of course, Matt Sinclair.

That passed away, rest in peace. You know, but everybody else, they got out there. It was great. Plus, our costume wardrobe person. Was the first one? The first black female to win an Oscar for wardrobe. Oh, shit like that.

And she's been dressing Eddie for years in movies and all kinds of stuff. Anyway, what's the next question? Hold on, because I want to say something about that. How was it being on that set with all that fucking comedic fucking funniness? Was y'all seeing each other and just snapping? Comedic royalty. Or y'all was each other and just snapping? Comedic royalty.

Oh, yeah, I was like being professional. I'm glad you asked. Mm-hmm. I had been guilty myself of talking shit about Tyler Perry in the past. I had been guilty myself of saying little shitty things. But after getting the opportunity to go to work every day on the Tyler Perry studios and see what this

man has done and see how many people he has employed and to see that the stars who he has some of the sound stages named after have made many movies in Hollywood and Hollywood ain't named a soundstage after Nell Wonder,

but to go to work every day and see the Oprah Winfrey studio, the Whoopi Goldberg studio, the Ossie Davis and Ruby Dee studio, the Sidney Poitier studio, you know, the Whoopi Goldberg studio, you know, to see this every day, it did give you a sense of pride. And don't forget that Ruth has clothed all the extras and

everybody for coming to America. So the whole vibe was just a colorful African royalty set and stuff like that. And it was great. It was one of the greatest experiences of my life. And I don't give a fuck who don't like the movie. The shit was funny.

I don't give a fuck neither. Yeah, fuck you. Fuck you. You got the next one? Yeah. SNL or In Living Color? In Living Color. Nas or Jadakiss

Nas She does not want to drink today Queen's house Come on Dave Chappelle or Martin Take a shot Finally Finally take a shot finally finally

finally she said that was smooth that was smooth that was nice that was smooth That was nice That was smooth Oh shit That Don

You know That Don He got that Don Julio Julio Okay You got it Monique or Tiffany Haddish

That's a good one For what For whatever in your mind Here he is This got weird For what? For whatever in your mind. Here he is. This guy weird. I've never seen your face like that. You look perplexed.

I'm on it. On it? No shade. No shade? No shade? No, it's just, you know, I think they actually both do be fighting for or speaking on women's rights in the industry. Right. And that's where I join in on that. So, you know, I only answered the question because I had to answer the motherfucking question.

Right. But I'm really right, you know, with both of them in different ways and stuff like that. I think they're great actresses and all that kind of stuff. So you said both and we're drinking? No, she said Monique. I didn't say both. I said Monique. Jim Carrey.

You tried it. Jim Carrey or Robin Williams? What the fuck was that? Whoa. What kind of noise is that? I don't know what the fuck that was. Either he fired it or

his ass got stuck through the... I made that noise myself. That's life, baby. That's life. You know, that's life, baby. Don't trip, baby. That's life. That's the only two things I can do.

He queefed. You know. I mean, that's life. So Robin Williams or Jim Carrey? Robin Williams or Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey. For me. Have you worked with him?

Uh no No I have not worked with him No I've seen him live doing stand up Back in the day Okay Jim Carrey I mean sorry Nina Simone or Billie Holiday Billie

Eve or Missy Nina Simone or Billie Holiday? Billie. Eve or Missy? No, Eve got your same haircut. At one point. At one point. Yeah, but Missy got them pockets I like, so I like Missy. Hee-haw. Yeah.

Let me ask you some motherfuckers. Rock him or Big Daddy Kane? Oh, no! Oh, I love both of them make my nipples hard. Oh, yeah. And yes, they still get hard So let's see

Rakim or Fake Daddy Kane Hold up let her answer man I don't want to take a shot Let her answer See baby that's why I like you You so patient By the way Nori

I have texted you like 15 times And you didn't ever text me back Until the other day Piece of shit Don't give me Don't give me your fucking Burning phone number Fucking shit, whatever

I got one for the mix. Fab or Too Short? Mr. Fab. Mr. Fab. Oh, short. I'm sorry. Short all day. Here you go.

Fab is my man. Shout out to both of them. They drink shams a lot. Shout out to motherfucking Mr. Fab. Do you know how I met Mr. Fab? Tell us, please. Even though we were both in the town, we didn't run in the

same circles. Oh, thank you. The devil is alive. So I stumbled across Mr. Fab doing the coldest 10-minute freestyle I had ever seen. This motherfucker did a 10-minute freestyle I had ever seen. This motherfucker did a

10-minute freestyle right off this fucking dome that was murder. Then, two days later, I go into the bank and he's in the bank. And this was in L.A. It wasn't even in Oakland. I was like, oh my God, I just say hello.

And he thought I was from the same place. And that is luckily why he's in my thingy. Right. You're special in Oakland, right. That's dope. You got to ask that earlier a different way. I mean, it's the same

question, but Kendrick or Drake? Don't ask me the same goddamn question again then. Why don't you make up something? I did. I put too short and Mr. Fab on you. Jesus Christ. Be in the moment. Be organic.

Be free. Let yourself be free. You saw what happened to Paul when he was free? He farted. Oh, my God. Fucking baby. I was like, too short and mom. Billy Dee Williams or Tyson?

What do you mean, Billy Dee or Tyson? That's 30 fucking years age difference. Are you trying to trick me? These guys are, look, you see that guy right there? He doesn't speak English, but he's trying to trick you. Trying to trick me, child. The people know you can't trick me. You got to come better than that.

Now, let me ask y'all some other questions. Go, go. Let her ask. Let her ask. Let's let her ask. Let her ask. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Ask. Where's my daughter? Where's my security? Y'all see how I work in Hollywood? Okay. Okay. Next one. Okay.

Let's go Okay, I got this one Marlon Wayans or Damon Wayans I mean Damon Marlon, all the Wayans For that matter That family's dope Yeah, you know, Real Legacy, ride it out

Just like in Jackson's And your daughter Does comedy too right No motherfucker I thought cause You said I got My daughter on the road With me

I'm thinking she coming Yeah And you said that Matter of fact though You said that shit Matter of fact First of all First of all Can first of all,

can I bring my daughter over here? Yeah, please, please. Does she look like a fucking comedian? Where's my daughter? I feel like she's on a manager type status with her. This is my fucking daughter. Make some noise for her. She's not a comedian,

although she's very funny. And has a quick wit. But she's a dancer, a professional dancer. Not on a pole, bitches. I know I'm in Florida. All right. She's not a comedian. She's a dancer.

Okay. Say it. She's not a comedian. She's not a comedian. She's a dancer. Okay. Say it. She's not a comedian. She's not a comedian. She's a dancer. And not on a pole. And not on a pole. And not on a pole.

Yes, okay. Although I've encouraged her to go and get that money. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. That bad? Let's move on. She was like, Mom, no. No. No? If I had the body, like, Mom, no. No.

No? But I had the body ready. If I could go back. L.A. or Miami? L.A. because I don't really know Miami

like that. So I just stick with what I know. The American West with Dan Flores is the latest show from the MeatEater Podcast Network, hosted by me, writer and historian Dan Flores, and brought to you by Velvet Buck. This podcast looks at a West available nowhere else. Each episode, I'll be diving into some of the lesser-known histories of the West. I'll then be joined in conversation by guests such as Western historian Dr. Randall Williams and best-selling author and MeatEater founder Stephen Rinella.

I'll correct my kids now and then where they'll say when cave people were here. And I'll say, it seems like the Ice Age people that were here didn't have a real affinity for caves. So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to the American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. And it's going to take us to heal us. It's Mental Health Awareness Month.

And on a recent episode of Just Heal with Dr. J, the incomparable Taraji P. Henson stopped by to discuss how she's discovered peace on her journey. So what I'm hearing you saying is healing is a part of us also reconnecting to our childhood in some sort. You said I look how youthful I look because I never let that little girl inside of me die. I go outside and run outside with the dogs. I still play like a kid. I laugh, you know, I love jokes. I love funny.

I love laughing. I laugh at myself. I don't take myself too seriously. That's the stuff that keeps you young and stops you from being so hard. To hear this and more things on the journey of healing, you can listen to Just Heal with Dr. J from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. AT&T, Connecting changes everything. Your gut microbiome and those healthy bacteria can actually have positive effects throughout your body. Not just your gut, but your mental health, your metabolism, your immunity, your risk of cancer, heart disease, almost any disease under the sun. Yep, you heard right. Probiotics might actually impact everything from your brain to your heart.

So what's science and what's just really good marketing? On this episode of Dope Labs, me and Zakiya cut through the hype and get into the real deal behind probiotics with help from gastroenterologist Dr. Roshi Raj. So, yes, bacteria is definitely having a moment and I'm very excited about that. From probiotic drinks and gummies to face creams and pillows. Yep, we said pillows. The probiotic boom is everywhere. But how much of it actually works? And what does it all mean for your gut, your skin, and even your mood?

Join us on Dope Labs, where we break it all down in the lab like only we can. Listen to Dope Labs on iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I know a lot of cops, and they get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes. But there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no. Across the country, cops called this taser the revolution. But not everyone was convinced it was that simple.

Cops believed everything that taser told them. From Lava for Good and the team that brought you Bone Valley comes a story about what happened when a multi-billion dollar company dedicated itself to one visionary mission. This is Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad. It's really, really, really bad. Listen to new episodes of Absolute Season 1,

Taser Incorporated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Ad-free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. You got to come hang out with Pitbull. I'm ready. I'm so excited to meet Pitbull. Pitbull.

Yes. Was that in Vegas? That was Pitbull. Yeah. Pew, pew, pew, pew. Yes. Was that in Vegas? That was in Vegas. Okay. Ever since you guys, this is part two, everybody. Ever since you guys put us in touch.

Connected you guys, yep. We have stayed in touch. Just like you did. He arranged a dinner for me one time. He did that for me at Carbone. That's right, that's right, Carbone. You did that for me at Carbone He did that for me And now it's your fucking turn I'll bring you the candles What is that?

It's the area I live in No, no, no It's the area you live in It's nice, actually Well, I mean If the Uber goes there, who cares? But, um And then, so You know, I mean, if the Uber goes there, who cares? But, um, and then so, you know, we always like,

you know, Happy New Year, this, that. And so I knew he was coming to Vegas and I'm on my vacation time. So I hit him and he put me in touch with people to arrange the blah, blah, blah.

And you can see it on my Instagram we did it. He was great. She sent the pictures over. Come on y'all. We'll put the pictures in the episode. One, two, three. Shout out Pitt. I think he got a residency in Vegas right now

I think. So do I. Yeah that's right. Before him. Right see some people have special limited engagements. But I'm in year five and just signed for two more years of my residency in Las Vegas. So I feel like a residency is if you get there and you stay. Like Celine. Remember when Celine was there?

Right. That bitch ruled Las Vegas and then um other people have had long extended you know Sammy and all that shit you know like the old school ones right like the Rat Pack right Rita Rudner do you remember her okay good don't worry about it look Look at Nori. Look at Nori on Wiki. So it says here, it says here that you... He just used GPT. It's amazing, though. Where the fuck is GPT?

I don't know. No, I'm from the resource room. I don't know. Ice Cube or Scarface? Yeah, that's yours for sure. Mmm, Cube. Okay. Tupac, you got any stories?

You work with Cube? No, Cube don't fuck with me like that. What? I can see you easy in a movie that he does. I love him so much, but he don't really fuck with me like that. Cube, let's make a movie happen with Luminelle, please. Let's do it, Cube, because I love you.

Not politically, but... Okay. Tupac or Bob Marley? Oof. Take a shot? Oh! God damn. I'm in.

That's totally elite. No matter what, we're going to have to finish the shots. Come on. Cheers? Yeah, let's go. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud. Salud let's go. Salud. Dale que tu puede. That was hard.

I think she said it better than me. She said it better than I did. Oh, shit. I got to tell the bitches, if you go do drink chaps they do not have snacks that's right she told us that before I'm about to tell the bitches did you know that I came out

with my own fragrance what the fuck research do you do we don't do research we just love you unconditionally I love that, too. I love that, too. I came, my collaborator, my girlfriend, Arzo, came out with a perfume line, a scent for me called Iconic.

Nice. Okay, it's very fly. You can see it on my Instagram page. I don't have the perfume. I might have the roll-on oil. I'm very allergic to a lot of shit. That's why I can't do no- Wait, you're allergic to your own perfume?

No. Motherfucker. Bring back- That's what it sounds like. I don't know. Bring back fightin'. Bring back fightin'. Stop, man.

Stop. I'm sorry. Just take a shot for no reason? Oh, okay. No. Guess again. I used to be a bad bitch throwing a glass across the club like a world series fucking bitch like a bitch teeth out from 50 yards. Don't make me wind up. No, no, don't do that. Where's the fragrance available? What stores? The fragrance is called Iconic.

I'm very allergic to a lot of people. That's why I don't do the hugging and the meet and greet so much the more because like my eyes swell up. It irritates you. It's an epipen situation oh shit so of course the a perfume fragrance that i would make is going to be clean and non-allergenic and like you know very organic and stuff like that and um i don't have the perfume with me i might have the oil i'll dig around in my little bag over here.

But yeah, my friend Arzo, me, you can go to heylunel.com, which if y'all got one of them people that can put shit on the bottom, heylunel.com, you can order it there. I'll get it out. And they got men's fragrance too? Yeah, this is sort of unisexual. Okay. Like they all are these days what did you call it unisexual she went the extra mile with it is that what it's called

unisex is that what's called unisex when anybody yeah when it's called? Unisex. Is that what it's called? Unisex. When anybody get there. Yeah, when it's like, yeah. Yeah. Okay, here goes my oil. This is the roll-on. As you can see, it says, Lunell Iconic. Let me check it out. Now take a smell.

Put it on your wrist. It smells very powdery. Powdery? What did you say? Powder. What kind of powder? I know we're in Florida. Wait a minute.

I know where I'm at. It's good. It smells good. And you know how some of the oil. I got it. Oh, thanks, baby. You're so considerate. Yes.

But you know, my girlfriend, she's from Afghanistan. And we got connections to oils and stuff. Sounds like opium. Very safe. I was trying to figure out what type of powder they were talking about. Oh, no. Ladies and gentlemen, cocaine is the devil. You heard Rick James say cocaine is a hell of a drug No but honestly

You might fuck with cocaine It smells very clean Thank you And don't fuck with cocaine What the fuck kind of question is this guys This is the dumbest shit ever Don't get cussed the fuck out I'm going to ask you the question

Don't get cussed the fuck out Don't ask me no ridiculous shit. I have to. I have to. Listen, I'll take it. Wait a minute, which one? You know which one. This is dumb.

They're going to beat you. Jamaican food or Italian food? That's not a stupid question. I thought it was. I thought it was stupid. Yeah. Go ahead. Well.

Well Well Neither We're drinking over that I'm drinking to that Are we? That's what neither means That's what neither means Oh no Did you like Carbone though

When you went to Carbone? I did like Carbone Listen I like Brazilian I like this stuff like this I'm not crazy about Mediterranean We have to drink it I love Brazilian. I like stuff like this. I'm not crazy about Mediterranean. I love Italian, but I want to... Motherfucker. I like Italian, but I try to lay off the pasta.

Have you had Cuban food yet in Miami? Shit, thank you. Yeah, but I'm going to South Beach later tonight. What does that mean? And then I'm going to go back again tomorrow And maybe the next day Because that's where the Cubans are We're all over

The ones on South Beach Are there to take advantage Of the thirsty older women Who come down here for just that Don't trust the Cubans On South Beach You got to watch out. Make sure they're not, they're not, uh, you want a local or you don't give a fuck.

Like. Oh my God. Of course I give a fuck. My daughter's right there. I'm just asking. I'm asking. I don't give a fuck. My bad.

My bad. Hold on. Let me take a shot. Oh my God. Yeah, you do that. Let me take a shot of that by myself. Of course I give a fuck. Crazy.

I'm a whole lot of celebrity, you insane. You insane. Apollo or the Comedy Store? Oh, Apollo. Okay, now this is the last one. But I love the Comedy Store. Can we switch this up now, the last question? Yeah, they want to switch it up.

Why don't you just make up some? We will, but these motherfuckers. She answered it. Yeah, they. to switch it up. Why don't you just make up some? We will, but these motherfuckers. She answered it. Yeah, they. Oh, okay. I understand your understanding. All right, cool. You want to end it out?

Fear or love? What do you mean? Thank you, buddy. Would I rather be feared Or would I rather be loved Yeah Or both Or neither I'd rather be loved

But I want the motherfucker To be scared of me Cause you wanna bring fight back Kidding No Yeah I'd rather be loved Of course That's it

We gotta take a shot though We gotta take a shot to love Yeah We gotta take a shot to love. Yeah, let's take a shot to love. I don't know. I have an icebox where my heart used to be. Why? Because until a motherfucker come along with a blowtorch and a flame that is willing to melt the icebox and put in the work, that's where it's going to be.

But if you want a bitch, make it be known. If you want a bitch, motherfucking step and be confident and don't be a little pussy and don't be insecure and stuff like that. And boss bitches need love too. Shit. And you motherfuckers need to get your dick out of your hand, get off your mama's titty

and go back to the way it used to be that men need to step to women. We don't dance no more. You motherfuckers go out to the club. The men hang with the guys. The girls hang with the girls. It's fucking stupid. I thought you go out to get bitches.

But you don't. You go out there and hang out with your boys. The whole shit is stupid. She says some real shit. Word, real shit. It is, you know. Motherfuckers talk about, uh,

I just, okay. Motherfuckers be talking about you're intimidating, intimidating. I met Tamika Mallory the other day. She's ill. At the Trayvon Martin

Foundation event. She's been on it. She's a whole boss. Nah, she's dope. Is she intimidating? No. Some man stepped to her, wifed her, they got a fucking kid because he's not intimidated. Stop being a bitch and step up for the boss bitch that you want.

Whether she's older or younger, if she's doing things with her life and stuff like this, quit sitting around waiting for a bitch to come to you. Do it like you used to do in the old days and go get the bitch you want. Quit being a punk.

God damn it. I'll take a shot for that. Yeah. Gotta get the point. I'll take a shot for that. This is my second shot. Hold on. Wait, wait.

No, he's cheating. No, I didn't. You cheated. You were supposed to drink that shot cheating You cheated You were supposed to drink that shot You were supposed to drink that shot Yes I'm not scared of you motherfuckers Cause I had I had three bites

And two in the sandwich I'm gonna ching ching you Okay that So Before we get straight into the Other part of the interview What other part? The other part where everything goes Yeah I want I want people to know that if they ever sit on an airplane with you, I want you to teach somebody airplane etiquette if they're sitting next to you.

They do not close the shade because you like to see the shade up when you're going up and down, correct? What Noriega is referring to is an excerpt from my Netflix comedy special, Town Business, that I told you all about earlier. And he's referring to a segment where I refer to myself as a self-appointed unofficial air marshal. Self-appointed unofficial air marshal. I like that. I like that. I like that. You're deputized.

Right. By myself. But there's just things that I think it's very arrogant to fly with your window shade down before you even get up in the sky. That's true. window shade down before you even get up in the sky. Like, you got so much confidence in this motherfucker that you don't even want to look out the window. Make sure you're actually flying. Always plunging to the ground.

I just, I don't understand. You don't have to leave it open all night, motherfucking day or whatever, but bitch, let's get up. Take off your and then you can pause it bitch, let's get up. Take off your beard and come down. Let's get down. Open it back up on the way down.

I think that's so white. I think that's very white. Very arrogant to fly without looking out the window. Now see, am I going to be in trouble for that? No, I agree with you.

Because I'm not scared. Okay. So, Mr. Lee right there, the Dominican, he sits next to you. Which one's the Dominican? The Dominican right there. Oh, yeah, I was looking at you. He needs his papers, too. Can you help him out?

He worried. Ice, ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. Well, we have to have a prenup, but I'm down if you are. Okay. He is fine, though. He aged. He aged.

Yeah. I don't give a fuck about that. I'm just saying. So he sits next to you. He got on flip flops. He got on flip flops with no socks. But he don't cut his toenails. I don't know about that part. He don't cut his toenails.

He's putting up my shit. So he got on flip flops with no socks. He sits next to you. And then he got on tank tops. And you can see the deodorant thing hanging from his head. The dingleberries in the deodorant thing hanging from his head. The dingleberries in the deodorant. And he tries to close the door.

The window shade. The window shade. How does Lunell react to that? The old Lunell would have asked was there any other motherfucking seats available that could maybe switch. There usually is not. And then I would have

just probably looked at him for about 45 minutes straight in his motherfucking side of his fucking face. All right. straight in his motherfucking side of his fucking face. What could I do? You're 30,000 feet in the air. I've already almost had to take a plane down from having to fight

in the air. I don't want to do that. Wait, true story? Yes. You've got to tell a story. Say it on the Netflix special. Yeah. Say it on this special. No, no. No, no. But, no, I had an argument with somebody on the plane, and if I hadn't

stopped, they was going to put the plane down and take me to Guantanamo Bay and shit like that. Ice, after you, too? No, he's, no, I'm from Arkansas, you idiot. She said, The fuck they start

deporting motherfuckers from Arkansas? It happens. Jesus Christ, Nuri. Nuri, you don't put out any of your music. Okay, so who would offend you more? Let me ask some goddamn questions. Who would offend you more, someone wearing no socks Let me ask some goddamn questions. What would offend you more? Someone wearing no

socks or someone pulling down the shade? What would be your breaking point? The shade. More than the stinky feet.

You didn't say stinky. I mean, everybody's feet stink. Is it stinky or stinky? If your shit is stinky or sticky? What? What'd you say? What?

Stinky or sticky? Stinky. Stinky. Everybody's feet stink. Like the fucking odd couple. Yes. Exactly. That's our shit.

Yes. So the shade down more than a bare foot would offend you more? Mm-hmm. You can be barefoot. I mean, I live in Vegas. People are barefoot all the fucking time.

I mean, at least the feet are going to be up on her body. Wait, wait, you were barefoot? Well, you know, flip-flops and sandals. Oh, okay, okay, I get what you're saying. But the window is the window for me. And I used to just sit there and just take it and just be seething the whole time. But now I just be like, excuse me, can you open the window just so we can get up in the sky and stuff? And again, when we get ready to land, please, I have anxiety.

Tell them that, they'll be like, whoa. It's going to spaz out on me. Right. I don't care what they think. Fuck them. Didn't you just go on the road with Cat Williams no but I did go see him recently

he's back on the road great got the tickets sold out sold out at one point the industry was trying to point Cat as a crazy person.

What did you think about that? I refuse to answer the questions on the basis of might incriminate me. No, I don't have nothing to say about that. I think that, you know, that's all in the past, and we all got a past, and, you know, you can dig up shit about me and talk about shit about me, but I ain't here to talk about it. Nobody else's shit.

I got plenty of shit if you want to talk about shit. Would you like another shot? Listen, okay, was that a blunt that you smoked, though? You want another blunt? I don't smoke blunts. He smokes cocaine right now.

No, but. What? That's not even going to go back to me? No. I'm in. Please don't open up that can of worms. No, no. But is it?

No, because sometimes they're hemp papers and sometimes. No, this is old school tobacco blunts. Okay, can I? Okay, let's raise this question. Go for it. Why mix delicious organic weed with cancerous nicotine-filled tobacco? Let's take a shot at that. How do you know how good your weed is if you mix it with stupid tobacco?

Because your weed should be real good then. No, no. Salud. Motherfucking rice papers or something. I think it's insane to smoke blunts. Because you don't even know how good your weed is. You dizzy and high from the nicotine and shit. That's all right.

You motherfuckers ain't got to agree with me. I know what the fuck I'm talking about Now they smoke Most of the people here smoke joints right Hey man nobody care about you You was about the Ice is coming to get for you Not if we get married they not Hey

Listen this is your only hope Get it. You know, look. He said, I'd rather go back to... You have a great life with her. I'm trying to tell these motherfuckers. No prenup. No prenup.

Well, you need a prenup? No, I need a prenup. Oh, yeah, you definitely need one. He don't want to do the prenup. I want you on that one. Baby, it's over. I'm sorry. Yeah, bro.

It was good while it lasted. Well, no, give him the banana tree in the prenup. Like, he wants that. Platanos. That's what they want, just platanos. No. Okay, yeah, okay. I want y'all to finish.

No, go ahead, baby. Because that first night doing comedy right You said you met Robin Harris What made you want to get on that stage That first night My girlfriend My roommate was sleeping with a comic Who was the manager

Of the club They were doing it They were doing it baby A lot. A lot. And so he used to be at the house, and he thought that was very funny. He said he runs his club, and if I ever want to come down, I could come down. He would put me on stage the minute I walked in.

I didn't want to be no comedian, though. Because you said you never did comedy before, so why would they invite you? Because I'm gifted. Because you said her baby daddy was a comedian and she wasn't. Oh, okay, okay. Because I'm gifted. Okay. Look, your future baby daddy right here.

My mother fucking man supporting me. That's all right, baby. I'll be through it a few minutes. No, and so I went down there and the thing is, I've never been a joke teller. I'm a storyteller. I don't know how to tell

jokes. I can't remember them. I wish I did, you know. But I just can't remember jokes. But I know what happened to me. And the stories that I tell, they happen to me, and if you tell the truth, you don't have to remember

because it's the truth, right? So I just be telling the truth about shit that happens. Just like in the Netflix special On the Plane, why is the seatbelt to where this one is only this long and this other one is this long?

Why don't they meet in the middle? Why do you have to twist your spine into a motherfucking sleeve? Why? Why is this? Who said let's make this motherfucker three inches long and watch him squirm over here

and go and do it? That shit makes me incensed about it. Like, why wouldn't you, for the comfort of your customer, make it go in the middle? And they need to revise the trays. In the plane? My tray be sitting. The trays are ridiculous.

The trays suck. The shit be like this shits be like this. They be like this. My tray be slap. I be having this fucking tray won't come down past my fucking titties. Come on. Come on, Southwest.

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And episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Add free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. I don't fly Southwest. What would a now airlines look like? Ew. Well, if I had it. Yeah. Well, I don't want an airline, but I do want a plane

you can consult an airline what if they consulted you and said we want Linnell I would want it to be like Emirates Emirates and Spirit how about they mix together no motherfuckers

you asked me the economy class and Spirit there ain. The economy class is spirit. Ain't no economy class of Lunell Air. Fuck spirits, bro. Ain't no economy class of Lunell Air. Okay, go ahead. Lunell Air is copying Emirates Airline

but with a few more dark-skinned sisters as flight attendants. And Lunell Airline will also have a black movie channel where you can watch Coffee, Foxy Brown,

Across 110th Street, Hollow Knight, all that kind of good stuff. Because, you know, black people fight internationally as well. And then I might have, you know, in the back of the Emirates Airlines, in the back they have that cocktail area that has a... Never close. They have a cocktail, like a bar?

Yeah, the bar. Yeah, they got a bar. It's like a club. And they got a bartender, and they have little finger foods, and they have free drinks, and they have little finger foods and they have free drinks and they have a pole. All they need is a stripper. Yes! I've never peeped a pole.

It's a support beam for the play. No, it's a support beam for the play. I don't know. But yeah, all they need is some strippers to be lit. This is Linnell Airlines. We're going to speak this in. Yeah, I want it to be just like Emirates.

But with a stripper. But Miami-ish. And a stripper. Yeah. God damn it, let's make some noise. Why not? God damn it, let's make some noise. I mean, if you don't want to be up there, don't sit up there.

I feel like. Yo, Sonny, yo. Are you okay over there? I think we got a lot of problems to deal with. Come on. I'm taking a shot for that. You don't have to unless you want to. No shots.

Shots. There's a little ass shot. Look at that. We celebrating you. The Paramount. Yeah. Motherfucking. We doing it.

We continue to do it. God damn it. Okay. All right. You want to do this drink? Okay. You know you should do a shot. Yours is weak. Come on, do a shot.

I'll do the fucking shot. Listen, I don't want my daughter to be concerned. Look how tiny this shot is. And I think she wanted to have a couple. Don't you want a shot? Over here with us? Yes, take a shot with us. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Where's the horn at? She just had a couple. Danielle, don't you want a shot? You want a shot over here with us? Yes, take a shot with us. Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. Please, please. Beep, beep. Oh, yeah, where's the horn at? She just had a birthday. What's her birthday? She's a Capricorn. Hey! Danielle, come on, give a shot.

Let's do it. Oh, she said, fuck us. See, the children, they never do what you want them to do when you want them to do it. That's fine. I'm not trying to get drunk, motherfucker. I'm going to Joe Stone Crab. What you going to eat at Joe Stone Crab? You going to eat the fried chicken?

You going to get the fried chicken? I haven't had the fried chicken yet. I know it sounds crazy. That's the best dish in Joe Stone. No. Yes, it is. I promise you. I promise you. What about the crab in Joe Stone Crab? Yeah, it's is. I promise you. I promise you. What about the crab

in Jonestown crab? Yeah, it's great. Yeah, right. It's great, but the fried chicken, they actually... Well, I'll get some chicken. Because of you,

I'll get some chicken. Also, one more thing. You hooked me... I'm going to take a shot today. That's your only shot, though? I'm going to take a shot, bro. So you hooked me up

at dinner before. I love you for that. That was real bossy. God damn it. That was real bossy. God damn it. That was real bossy. God damn it. You know, and you're another one that,

you know, when I was talking about meeting people that you just never thought you would, you know, be meeting. Like I did a movie with, with, with DMX. I never thought that was,

I was called never die alone. I don't know if anybody remembers. Yeah, of course we saw that. Yeah. And so that was pretty amazing. And you know, you got a little, you got a little history, Nora, you know, rest in peace DMX, man. Yeah. And so that was pretty amazing. And, you know, you got a little history, Norrie.

Yeah, rest in peace DMX, man. Okay, Doc Mad X. It's my brother. Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. Okay. Are you taking shots out of a plastic cup? Bro, get the fuck out of here. Yeah, come on, man.

Wow. He went there. Come on, man. You're drinking that. What is that? You should have some with me. Oh, yeah. Just to do Miami. You're drinking that. What is that? You should have some with me. Oh, yeah. Just to do Miami.

Do it Miami style. What is that? Explain to him. Give her a shot. Give her a shot. No. What the fuck? It's my Moana.

Look, your future husband right there, it's his drink. No, it's not. It is. You can use it in rituals. Please don't make me keep looking at him. You're so fine. You could. You can use it in rituals. Please don't make me keep looking at him. You can drink it or use it in rituals. Rituals? What are you trying to say?

I'm doing no... Okay. I'm doing no voodoo shit. No, it's not voodoo. Fucking drama, y'all. Y'all done changed since last time. But we still love you, though. Okay, so this segment, I got this question.

Hold on, man. No, no, no. You want to take it? Look, take a sip. I'm not close to that. Just sip it. Just sip it a little bit. I need some fucking water.

Y'all ain't doing this to me. Can I get some water? Can I get another drink? We're going to sip some more water. Hey. Oh, hold on. I got a little water. I couldn't see that.

Hey, yeah. How hot. Your security guy right there, he's very handy. What does that mean? Young and handy. You want me to help you with a light bulb? I don't know. I might need turndown service or whatever. So, on your special... Wait, wait, wait.

I need to shut up. She got it. She got it right there. Wait a minute. Just a little tiny sip. Listen, this is pressure. On camera. That's tequila.

No, no, no. I just want you to have a tiny sip. I just want you to like... Just... That's vodka. I almost took the to like, just That's vodka. I almost took the tequila. Come on for me. Oh, I'm not drinking this.

I don't want you to drink it, I just want you to taste it. Okay, thank you, baby. I tried a little jelly jar, it must be a loose thing. Okay, what is this? It's Dale Que Tu Puedes. Ready? One, two, three. Salud.

No, but at least taste it. Just taste it. Dale Que Tu Puedes. Yes. Dale Que Tu Puedes. See, it's not that terrible. I don't like sweet stuff. I like shit that tastes like pork chop gravy.

I don't like sweet stuff. It's too much. Thank you, though. Okay, on your special, you said... When can I ask some goddamn questions? Ask a question. Let's go. Ask your question. Let's go. Let's go.

You've been meaning to do it. This is act time with Lunel. It's your segment. Come on, let's go. It's your segment. Let's go. Okay. How did you two link up to do this?

You were DJing. You were DJing. Absolutely. And you was a has-been rapper. Damn. Damn. Damn. God damn. Bring the fire back.

And you felt sorry for him, so. I mean, stop me If I'm wrong Stop me if I'm wrong Let me pull out another joint You wanna do this with me I want a late night show Fuck with me somebody

Please I wanna act the hard way Your late night show is gonna happen number one Thank you so much I wanna be the next black female late night TV is going to happen, number one. Oh, shit. Thank you so much. It's going to happen. I want to be the next black female late night TV. It's going to happen. It's going to happen. That's right.

Let's go. Let's make some noise for that. Oh, shit. Okay, so. So you want to answer? Yeah, you want to answer? How did we happen? Good.

That's a long story, but I'll give you a short one. Give me the short version. Short version is. You about to smoke a cigarette? What is that? Smoke that shit. Smoke that shit. First of all, I detest tobacco.

Oh, okay. In any sort. That's why I don't like blunt pipes, cigars, none of that shit. That's nice. This is just a little case with pre-rolls in it. See, I don't know what type of bitches y'all be fucking with, but, you know, I come prepared. Obviously, we got some hoes around this moment.

I had some hoes in this house. I had some hoes in this house. So, okay. So, go ahead. Y'all met how? Good. How did we meet? Yeah, and of what age? Damn, and what age? Oh, look at you.

Crazy Goods. What age was that? Drain, Drain, I need help. What age? Crazy Goods. Thank you. Absolutely. How old were we?

21, 22? You guys met then? No, no, I'm a mixtape DJ. Okay. I got a hip-hop store in Miami. He's doing a promo tour for Capone and O'Rear. Capone is locked up. He comes down.

The promoter brings him to my store, because back in those days, you needed to do in-stores. Yeah, yeah. I loved in-stores. And we met. I was a mixtape DJ. I had a four-track. I said, I need you to do a freestyle for me. He did a freestyle for me.

And the rest is history. Don't you miss- That's a four track. I said, I need you to do a freestyle for me. He did a freestyle for me. And the rest is history. Don't you miss like Rap City and shit like that? Absolutely. When they were down in the basement. I was the first Florida DJ on the basement. Oh. With Big Tigger. Big Tigger.

Yeah. Yeah. I love Rap City Ask another question This is quick time with Luenell This is quick time with Luenell Let's go We done flipped it on you

You done flipped it on us When y'all go out to the club Like back Maybe not now Right But back when y'all Would go out to the club And shit

Who would get more bitches You or Nori Nori Everybody knew Nori It's true I was the DJ He's the artist The artist got more

Tarragation's getting too crazy It's not weird You were single I was single You were single Yeah you were single He went and top out already No. You were single. You were single. You were single. He went and tapped out already. You were single. I was a DJ.

It was Nari. So clearly your wife don't take no shit. You scared already. You was out there. Abort. Mayday. Mayday. Abort. Mayday. Mayday. Okay, I'm in.

Let's go. Let's keep going. What's the name of your late night show, by the way? She's interrogating us. No, no, no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. What's the name of your late night show? Because we got a call today.

Late Night with Lunell. Live from Las Vegas. Can we be a part of that? Late Night with Lunell. Late Night with Lunell. Live from Las Vegas. Okay, boom. So we're going to start it over right now.

So on the count of three, we're going to start it over right now So on the count of three We're going to all Make some noise And then You're going to be In the chair already And then That's the show

It's the show right now Okay So everybody Everybody close your We're starting over Is this not Dream Champs This is Late Night with Lunell This is Late Night with Lunell

I'm going to get a part of my nose And reapply my lipstick But okay Okay Somebody's need an intro Who's a good intro Come on Sonny Sonny I'm going to get a part of my nose and reapply my lipstick, but okay. Okay. Somebody needs an intro. Who's a good intro? Come on, Sonny.

Sonny. Sonny. Sonny, but in English. Late night. In English. This is how the talk shows happen. We have problems in English. You're going to introduce us off camera, and then you're going to introduce us. English is a second language on Drink Chats.

But you got to come over here. Come over here. Late night, we're going to do now live from Las Vegas. Come on. It doesn't matter. This is improv. This is improv. You're acting like...

Get off the fucking chair. Get off the fucking chair. What the fuck you want me to do? The wire ain't going nowhere. Nobody's going to steal your wine, brother. Leave that shit down. You really don't need to get on camera with them shorts, bro. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. Never mind. Never mind. I don't want to do it no more. No, he good. He good. He's off camera. You gotta say it live. Live with Late Night with Lunar. Live with Late Night with Lunar. No, in the light, bro.

Oh my God. We're on live with Late Night with Lunell! You're fired. Listen. We're trying. We're trying. This show is called Late Night with Lunell, live from Las Vegas. Yeah, you fucked it up. Yeah, he fired.

Don't worry about it. Okay, you're fired anyway. Okay, so let it up. Yeah, he fired. Don't worry about it. Okay, you're fired anyway. Okay, so let's take it from there. Boom. So anyway, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first episode of Late Night with Lunell live from Las Vegas. Thank you. This is a show where you can interactively have cocktails and get wasted with your favorite hosts and friends.

Go grab a cocktail right now and come on and join me. I'll wait. Oh, and for you weed smokers, we ready. Our first guest tonight used to be a big rapper back in the day but he's gonna tell you now survival when the light goes out ladies and gentlemen how are you today? I'm fantastic. Thank you for joining us on our first episode of Late Night with Lunell, live from Las Vegas. What is your beverage of choice tonight? Tonight is vodka, club soda, and a lemon.

Usually do two lemons. Right now I got one. It's okay. Are you watching your weight? Is that why you're drinking? No, I'm just trying to not eat shit. And what kind of vodka? Please say you're not drinking that taco vodka. No, I'm drinking trying to not eat shit. And what kind of vodka? Please say you're not drinking that Tonka vodka.

No, I'm drinking Stoli Elite. That you used to drink back in the 70s. I'm drinking Stoli Elite. Oh, Stoli Elite. Yeah. Very nice. Okay. Okay, and so you came here today because you know that I ask the hard questions.

I'm here. I'm here for it. Right. I can smoke weed right here. Yes, absolutely. This is a free zone. Okay. This is a free zone. Okay. This is a free zone.

Mm-hmm. Okay. So, do you ever involve yourselves with women who don't smoke? Like, you know, your wife or... Like prior to my wife? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or her. No, no, no, no.

That she smokes? If a woman smokes, yeah. Or her. No, no, no, no. That she smokes? If a woman smokes, that turns me off. Mm-hmm. Because I don't like to smoke with people. Yeah. And so your wife does not?

She does not smoke. Right. Every now and then, maybe she does. So how fun the fuck do you think it is for her to kiss you if she don't smoke

and you do? I don't smoke every now and then. But do you brush your teeth? Do you eat your men? I got Listerine. You know, to me, I keep Listerine.

To me, in your little man bag. Yes, I keep, yeah. Oh, that's cute. I make sure,

I make sure. Where'd you get that? At the no-tell motel Holiday Inn? My friend Mitch brought me it. It's from Goyard. It's nothing like

having a friend with mouthwash. No, not mouthwash. He brought me the Goyard. It's nothing like having a friend with mouthwash. No, not mouthwash. He brought me the Goyard bag. Okay, oh, my bad. I thought you gave him the mouthwash. No, damn. Well, okay.

Late night with love, bro. It's okay, I'm ready, boy. I'm ready, boy. Keep going, keep going, keep going. Okay. So, in your heyday, in your rap career, who would you say you were most excited to work with? Thank you, and we're going to be back after these commercials. TV bitches

This ain't no podcast But um If we can get back on TV Can we get back on TV No it's time to go to our next guest TJ Thank you Okay ladies and gentlemen can I get back on TV? No, it's time to go to our next guest, DJ. Thank you.

Okay, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Late Night with Lunell Live from Las Vegas. Our next guest is the second better half of the podcast Dream Champs with Noriega, and this is DJ EFN, which I asked him,

what do all them letters mean? His real name is Eric. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for DJ EFN. Hi, how are you tonight? What's going on, Luna? And what is your drink of choice? Masculine, barbiturate, methamphetamine? Tito's and cola.

Tito's. Uh-huh. Okay. What is your ethnic background specifically? I'm just Cuban. Oh, that's not just Cuban, baby. That's muy caliente. Dale que tu puede.

You're going to clean your Mexican side, man? Listen, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me. I'm down with the Mexicans,

but I am Cuban, baby. Hold on, wait, excuse me. I'm sorry, my bad, my bad.

I'm on the side. Security? Security? If this gentleman does not behave, I got it,

I got it. Don't be the first motherfucker to get kicked out late night with the new now life in Las Vegas. Continue. So let me ask you, as a Cuban man, what is the opinion

of black women with Cuban men? If we want y'all, do y'all want us? Listen. Black women and Cuban men. We want y'all. Do y'all want us? Listen. I'm just saying. Black women and Cuban men, we are black people in Cuba. Is your wife black?

My wife is actually Native American in Guatemala. So you's a race traitor. Okay. We'll be back after these commercial measures With Darlene And Elena This is gonna work

This is the best show ever I don't even think we should go back to No no no I think we should finish this episode No whenever I'm in Miami I'll be glad to come and co-host No no no, no. I think we should finish the episode. No, whenever I'm in Miami, I'll be glad to come and co-host with you. No, no, no. Let's do two.

Let's do a couple. I did see you have Patty on here and you did have her with the red wine. That was a good look. Patty, Patty. That's right. Yeah, she did do the red wine.

I was very impressed. I thought she was going to be a party poop and not drink, but she drank. She drank the red wine. She drank the red wine. Okay, let's do one more question for me and one more question for him for a late night with a nap.oper not drink. She drank. She drank the red wine. She drank the red wine. Okay, let's do one more question for me and one more question

for him for Late Night with a Nail. Okay. Okay, come on. Start with him and deal with me. Fuck, start with me. First of all,

you don't direct my show. I forgot. I forgot. I forgot. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Sonori. Fuck. If you could do a collab, if you could have one more hit in your pitiful career. In your pitiful career? Goddamn. Who would you work with today and why?

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Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Binge episodes 1, 2, and 3 on May 21st and episodes 4, 2, and 3 on May 21st and episodes 4, 5, and 6 on June 4th. Add free at Lava for Good Plus on Apple Podcasts. Who would you work with today? Who would you want to work with and why?

New school or New school. New school. Yeah school New school Yeah Cause all the people who would have worked with you in the old school They done already said Let's not Let's not bring that up Okay

So who Yeah I think you gotta take commercial break A commercial break Okay, so who? Yeah, I think you gotta take a commercial break. A commercial break? Male or female, you know, like Cardi, you know, who would you like to work with? Male or female?

Yeah, new school. That bunny? He about to be a whole Kardashian. Who, him? Bad Bunny having a baby with... Is he? Yeah. You're late.

See, what segment is this? He about to have a little bunny. That's the rumor section. Okay, this might be Word on the street You gotta introduce it You gotta introduce the rumor section This is word on the street

The rumor section Oh my god you're making me nervous Do it in her ear No no no No no no You gotta go closer to her ear You gotta get very close here. Very close.

That's how people get COVID. Yeah. This is the rumor section. We're the nerds. Who's the nerd, bro? That's all right. I already figured out it ain't going to work. You're her ex-husband already.

I'm glad we found that paperwork. So what's the rumor section this week in Late Night with Lanael? Okay, so rumor fixing this week. We would like to know if you could collab with some of the new school artists. She's not wavering from her question. Remember, you're supposed to say Bad Bunny about to be a whole Kardashian. That's what he said. Cut. Come on. One more time.

One more time. One more time. Come on. Come on. Come on. Don't worry about it. Hair and makeup. Don't worry about it

let's get hair and makeup it's going down okay somehow Nori is under the impression that he's directing and producing to find my show I like the b-roll sort of like in the office you know come on you ready come on don't worry about it don't listen to this motherfucker I like the B-roll, sort of like in the office. You know?

I'm not doing anything. Come on, you ready? Come on. Don't worry about it. Don't listen to this motherfucker. I am now in charge. It's the pilot. It's the pilot. It's the pilot.

I'm out of it after the pilot. Okay, you ready? Yeah. This is the rumor section. We're going to talk about the dude about to be a whole Kardashian. Say whatever the fuck you want to say. And who was that I was talking about? You didn't know what's the rumor section on this week, but you about to not...

Oh. You hired the wrong guy. This week, this week on the rumor section of Late Night with Lunell. This week on the rumor section of Late Night with Lunell, live from Las Vegas,

we're talking to Nori to ask his opinion on Bad Bunny having a baby with that little Kardashian girl. She's not that little girl. What is it, Kendall? Kendall. Kendall. Bad Bunny and Kendall are about to have a little bunny. What say you? What say me? What say me?

I say ye. Like, fuck it. They should go for it. Little bundle of joy. I just became a grandpa. Uh-uh. That's it. Okay, this is why Noriega will not be asked back again on Late Night with me.

I'm the producer. This is why Noriega will not be asked back again on Late Night with the Dead Alive. I'm the producer. I'm the producer. No, the fuck you're not. I'm the artist and the guest and the producer. No, hell to the no. No, you're not. You're a guest and you will not be returning.

Because we need liveliness. We need excitement. Okay, first of all, first of all, Bad Bunny, is he gay? Is he bi? Do you wear

nail polish? No, I don't. Bad Bunny do. Do you wear makeup? No, I don't. Oh, Bad Bunny do. Is your name Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny do. Is your name Bad Bunny? Bad Bunny's this. So I'm just saying, you know, it might be the new thing.

Who knows? Hey, as long as they can be good parents, who cares? You know, it's right on. It's whatever. So, okay. And then in another section of Word on the Street. Late Night with an L. Let's make some noise.

Let's just ask one last question of the night. The cooking segment. Okay. You can cook, I'm sure. Damn, I can't cook. My wife just walked in and said she can cook right there. You can't cook nothing? No.

You can't cook breakfast? I think I can make breakfast, but I... You think you can make breakfast? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. You're not sure? Yeah. You're not sure if you can fight? I'm glad you're back, baby. I know that prostate can be a bitch.

Don't think we didn't miss you because we did. Look here. Yeah. You haven't tried. You don't want to ask him no questions? He just the fuck got back. He was in the back. How could I ask him?

But he wasn't there. Okay, I can't cook, though. Okay, bye. Okay, good. Now cook. Okay, bye. Okay, good. Now go to ESPN. This is Lunella. No, apparently it's Lunella Noriega late night. No, it's my show.

That's right. He has deemed himself producer. I'm assistant. Can we be producers? Can we? Well, maybe, you know, let's talk about it. All right. But go ahead, ask him. I'm a producer. I'm assistant. Can we be producers? Can we? Well, maybe, you know, let's talk about it. All right. But go ahead, ask him.

I'm in. Will you calm the fuck down? Yes, ma'am. Okay. When you started DJing, how old were you, and what was one of the first hip-hop records that got you excited? Oof. I was about 15. Thanks, baby.

Dang, your future ex-boyfriend. I was about 15, 16, and it was Self-Destruction was really the record. Self-Destruction. You had it for Self-Destruction. That was one of my first vinyl records. Oh my God, really? And on the back of the vinyl, it had all the lyrics, so I could learn all the lyrics,

and I could play the record, and I loved that record. Whatever happened to Daddy? Ooh, Daddy. That's a Sonic? Yeah. He was there. How do y'all feel about... Roxanne getting her flowers?

Amazing. Roxanne! She got a Grammy. Yeah, she needs to be on this show right now. Are you on planet Earth? God damn! He's on planet Wankatanka. Yeah, Roxanne

finally, you know. I love that. I didn't see that. That's why Gayle King interviewed her. Yeah, Roxanne finally, you know. She got it. That was yesterday. I love that. I didn't see that. That's why Gayle King interviewed her? The same thing we talked about. It wasn't on TV.

It was off TV. Oh, okay. Well, that sucks, too. That sucks. That sucks, too. So they gave her flowers, but off camera. Yeah, but that sucks, too. But she got it, though.

Yeah, but that sucks, too. It does. It sucks. It should have been on show. She needs to come on Drink Chat. Yeah, and on camera. You But she got it though. Yeah, but that sucks too. It does. It sucks. It should have been us. She needs to come on Drink Champ. We get on camera. You haven't had her on Drink Champ? We need her on Drink Champ.

Roxanne, Roxanne. They want to be your man. Yeah, and she definitely, you know, she's on Rock the Bells radio, right? Amazing. Which I listen to her in the car. I listen to her religiously. I love it in the car. I love Rock the Bell's in the car. I love the

interviews in the car. You know what I mean? Shout out to LL Cool J that started Rock the Bell's. Yes, LL. You want to give him the business? No, no, no, no, because I respect his wife. I don't fuck guys whose wives I like. But if I don't like your wife, I might fuck you.

Ooh. Dale que tu puede. Chichi que te yillo. No, I like her. They did it when nobody was doing it. She covered this motherfucker and believed in him when there was no hip hop. Right. He was it.

He was the first person signed to what? Def Jam. Def Jam. What label were you on? I was on Def Jam. Eventually. Eventually. No, he wasn't first on Def Jam.

He eventually got on Def Jam. Which is dope. That's crazy. Did you ever go to Studio 54? Nah, I ain't that old. My bad. Nah, sorry. Did you go? Did you go there?

No, I was just a child. Ah, you weren't there? I never went to Studio 54. I just went there. So what would that have been like for all of us? I went to Studio 54. I just went there. So what would that have been like for all of us? I went to everything like Studio 54. Which is? Because I was in the Bay Area.

So I was in San Francisco. San Francisco in the gay, gay area was gay, gay, gay. But that's when it was gay and fun. Gay used to be fun. You just said gay, gay, gay, gay. Gay, gay, gay, gay. Why do you have to do multiple gays? Because there was Sylvester.

There was the Two Tons of Fun. There was like really fun gay shit going on. He's so real that he won't, he still DJs on the actual racket. I like that. He don't want to cross over. I told him to cross over, man. I understand. You know how much money he's leaving on the actual record. I like that. He don't want to cross over. I told him to cross over, man. I understand. You know how much money he's leaving on the table?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but if you're comfortable doing what you do, and you're good at doing what you do, and there's a need for you. He don't want to DJ no more. Do we all want to EF in the DJ, y'all? I'll be back one day. Do we all want to EF in the DJ?

We'll bring it back. We'll bring it back for Lunel Yeah but you gonna do the laptop Maybe you'll be the DJ on my late night show Damn I got Fire you got higher Yo what the fuck I got fire you got higher

This shit is crazy man Stay home and take care of your grandchildren Grandpa That's right Hey listen When we're in the trenches right your grandchildren. Grandpa. That's right. Grandpa. Hey, listen. Taking the shots, man. When we're in the trenches, right,

when you're in the trenches and you're trying to get at, once you're trying to get the bag, you're trying to get the, you don't think like, one day I'm going to be a fucking grandfather.

I never thought that. Do you know how lucky you are? That is amazing. Do you know how fucking lucky you are? Thank you, thank you. I'm going to give you a shot for that.

Yeah, I'm doing that. Hold on, we're taking shots? Hold on. Yeah, all right. Fuck it. You drink that water first. God damn it. That's why you shouldn't have taken the shot. I see.

This is why I love Latin men, but then they go there. And the next thing you know, it's time. But I did it for you. I didn't get the weather. I didn't get the TV. I got you now. Yes, daddy. I took my kids to see Dog Man.

Dog Man! How was that process for that movie? Well, doing a voiceover is the ultimate if you're not an ego freak. Who was the person controlling that movie? Who was the executive? Was Pete Davidson a part of that? Well, Pete Davidson did a voice, and so did Lil Rel and myself, and Isla Fisher, and there's a lot of voices in that.

But I have been doing animation for quite a while. Brilliant. And I love it because, number one, you don't have to memorize your lines because you can read them, but you just get familiar with your character. Number two, you don't have to get dressed up. Right. And so I make them and stuff. You just do it. They just come to work looking like a hag, and you can still do a great job.

And if you're excited about it, and they're excited about you, they were more excited about me than I was about them because I didn't know about Dog Man. But I've done Hotel Transylvania 1 and 2. Amazing. I did Boondocks before. I did a cartoon called Apple and Onion and some other weird shit, you know. But this Dog Man. Which is a hit.

I didn't know it was as big as it was. Thank you, girl. Well, you wouldn't know it was going to be a hit when you did it. How was the process to do it? It's always great. It's always great. It's always great to do animation voiceover stuff. You did it.

Like I said, you don't have to dress up and you don't have to memorize. But you do have to know your character. But who called you for Dogma? Was it Pete Davidson or no? I don't know. I think I auditioned. You auditioned for that? Yeah.

I don't like to audition acting-wise because I feel like I nut up a little bit. And I'm just not that great, and just give me the job. I can do the job, but I'm not a great auditioner. It's not everybody's forte, you know what I'm saying? Right. I try to get over it, but sometimes I just like not to fuck up. But if you give me the job, I can do the job because I'm used to doing what I'm told to do. You know, I'm the eighth of eight kids.

I'm used to doing what I've been told to do. But as far as animation and stuff, you know, that's just your voice. Just got to be excited about it. Yeah, I'm really happy about Dog Man I did not know That I had a voice that was so distinctive You know Cause it's kinda deep

I've been called boy all my life Can I speak Little boy can I speak to your mother Like bitch I am the mother You bitch I told my kids that's my friend Yeah I know it's cute Bitch, I am the mother, you bitch. I told my kids, I was like, that's my friend. Yeah. I know, that's cute.

I'll take a shot for that. Let's take a shot. This is a drinking show. And our show is about giving people their flowers. And giving their shots. Well, that's what happens. Usually every third drink I drink, I steal something. Our show is about giving shots to our flowers.

No, giving flowers to our shots. Let me just tell you something. Every time I see you, you're always funny. You're always real. Watch out. That's that Mama Wanda. That's that shit? Yeah, yeah.

Take it, take it, take it. No. Take it down. No, I'm not. I looked up. Don't listen to him. You see him hit that bottle. Oh, you see? He was like a caveman. He was half a caveman. I looked down. Don't listen to him. You seen him hit that bottle. Oh, you seen him let them.

He was like a caveman. He was half a caveman. I know. You seen that. So, yeah, you don't want to take that. You sure taking it down. But hold on. I just want to tell you, man, how much we appreciate you, how much we love you over here,

how much we enjoy you, and how much you are a legend, not to just us in this room, but a legend to the game, legend to the comedy game, legend to the hip-hop game, a legend all over. You are all of our, I know you bring your daughter with us, but you are all of our somewhat stepmom or mom or auntie or motherfucking cousin

or whatever. You are all of us. Everyone in this world loves themselves a motherfucking little bit. And we are one of them. And we love you. We love you. Continue to be who you are and joke on me all night. I love it.

Does this mean the show is over? No. No, tell me. What? Let me just say this. So you sit at home and you stumble upon Drink Champs. Yes.

And you start watching it, and it's got a lot of people that come on that, you know, everybody, entertainers didn't used to have a venue to speak out. Right. You just look at them. They didn't really talk a lot. You know, and then to be able to talk freely and stuff like that. And I always think that the liquor just enhances and makes it way funnier.

You know what I mean? And nobody mean no harm. You can get some great content that way, you know? But everybody comes on here, and you've had so many legendary people on here. And for me to be able to come on here, it just really means a lot to me and stuff. Are you trying to take another shot?

I ain't gonna lie. Let him speak, bro. Come on. I'm trying to take another shot. I'm in. No, he trying to make my booty hold now. Uh-uh. Too many drinks. No. That's how shit gets fucked up. God damn COVID.

Spray something. Shit. spray something shit okay anyway we about yeah we about done hold on I got I got one more shot left okay okay okay. Just to praise you and say continue to do your thing. I mean, for real.

Like, you know, I know we joke around. Will you come to see me when I do the Apollo? Yes. Why? Of course. Because you didn't before. I'll go. I'll let you know.

I'm in. It's going to be in May. I'm in. I think around May 16th Okay Yeah, it's when Malcolm X's 100th birthday Okay

Okay, will you come see me? You know Malcolm X Lived in Queens And yes, I'm coming to see you In Queens? Yeah, I'm Are you in Queens? Yes

Jamaica or regular Queens? No, I'm Wait, what does that mean? Jamaica or regular Queens? All the Queens people Turned around and said Wait a minute We've never heard that before Jamaica or regular Queens? All the Queens people turned around and said, wait a minute, we've never heard that before. Jamaica or regular Queens? Isn't that two different

parts of Queens? Well, Jamaica, Queens is in Queens. Yeah, but that's an area though, right? It's an area in Queens, but there's plenty of other areas in Queens. We have Forest Hills, we have Left Rack, we have Corona. I'm from Left Rack, which is in Corona. Okay, man.

You want to take a shot? You want to take a shot of my hood? Okay, I'll get out of here. Can we take a shot for my hood? Because we're going to take a shot for Oakland, too, and the Paramount, and this motherfucking show that we about to kill. Let's do it. Oh, my God.

This me? Yes, Salud. Salud. How come I can't never reach you because we, you know, we ain't. Because his arms are short. I mean, look. Let's go. Oh, baby.

That is the point. She said it fine, guys. She said it perfectly. I ain't gonna lie. I think she's saying it better than me. She's cute, bro. Oh, I would love. Listen.

If there's any guys out there, I don't know when they're going to drop this, but I'll be here for about six more days. It'd be really cool if I could find some guys to play with early in the vacation rather than on the last night of the vacation because usually that's when you find somebody.

The last fucking night you're there, it's like, damn, bitch, I've been here all these days. Where were you five days ago? We could have been having fun. So if there's any guys out there that want to have some fun and you have a credit card limit of $100,000 or more,

please holler at me at Lunell on Instagram. L-U-E-N-E-L-L. But remember, you have to have a platinum card with a $100,000 limit because I can't carry this load by myself. Okay. So on your special, you said... No, but for real, though.

For real. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So on your special, you said... No, but for real, though. For real. Yeah. Okay, yeah. So on your special, I don't remember where you taped it, but you said you only had 17 to 18 more good fucks left in you. How many... That's what you said. Yes, that is what I said.

How many more has that... About... I'm down to about 12. 12? Yeah. Okay. And then I'm two. So what does that mean?

I got, so what the fuck I said? I got like 12 good fucks left in me. I'm tired of all this shit now. 12? About 12. God damn. The fuck? Do you fuck 12 times a year?

Yes, man. Do you? Yes, man. Do you really? Yes, man. Okay, you say so. Yeah, I got about 12 Good fucks left in me What does that mean?

That means that after that I'm Well Does that mean I mean if I had You know I mean wow Wow Well that would be great I mean, wow. You can give him the... Wow. Well, that would be great.

You can give him the latido. That would be great. You know, that would be amazing and fantastic. But I'm not trying to get so... that I'm giving out my motherfucking pin number and shit like that. I'm not trying to get so rock-a-ka-ka-ka that I'm giving out my motherfucking pin number and shit like that. I'm not trying to get that. Just a rock-a. That'll be okay. Just one rock-a.

A rock-a. And let's get some sleeve shit. And then sleeve. Yeah, yeah. Sleeve and E. And then another couple days we do it again. And then rock-a. And then next time. Then before I leave

and then bye. Another shot to that. Oh my God, Noriega. Not this one. Remember, not that one. I know you're trying to see can you take me down but you're not going to

take me down. You're not going to take me down this time. I'm all good, man. Love you, lady. Period. Thank you. Salud. Salud.

And we're done. Hey! Look at this picture. Drink Champs is a Drink Champs LLC production, hosts and executive producers, NORE and DJ EFN. Listen to Drink Champs on Apple Podcasts, Amazon Music, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. Thanks for joining us for another episode of Drink Champs, hosted by yours truly DJ EFN and NORE. Please make sure to follow us on all our socials. That's at Drink Champs across all platforms,

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So join me starting Tuesday, May 6th, where we'll delve into stories of the West and come to understand how it helps inform the ways in which we experience the region today. Listen to The American West with Dan Flores on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I know a lot of cops. They get asked all the time, have you ever had to shoot your gun? Sometimes the answer is yes, but there's a company dedicated to a future where the answer will always be no. This is Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated. I get right back there and it's bad. Listen to Absolute Season 1, Taser Incorporated on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. into the competitive world of streaming. What others dismiss as niche, we embrace as core. There are so many stories out there. And if you can find a way to curate and help the right person discover the right content,

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