Drink Champs - Episode 490 w/ Lil Duval
Episode Date: February 13, 2026N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the legendary, Lil Duval!On this unforgettable episode of Drink Champs, Lil Duval pulls up with pure Florida energy, turn...ing the studio into a comedy club mixed with a life seminar. Duval delivers nonstop laughs while dropping real gems about longevity, mindset, and moving smart in the entertainment game.From wild tour stories to reflections on navigating fame, Duval keeps it authentic and hilarious. He breaks down how he transitioned from stand-up stages to music charts, proving that betting on yourself and staying consistent can open unexpected doors. With drinks flowing and classic toasts in the air, the conversation bounces between jokes and jewels, showing the discipline behind the humor and the strategy behind the success.Duval also speaks on staying positive, protecting your peace, and understanding the power of energy — themes that have become central to his brand. His charisma lights up the room, but it’s the wisdom underneath the punchlines that makes this episode stand out.Funny, motivational, and unapologetically real, this episode is a perfect blend of comedy and culture — exactly the kind of vibe that keeps fans coming back for more.Make some noise for Lil Duval !!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.comFollow:Drink Champshttps://www.drinkchamps.comhttps://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttps://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttps://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttps://www.crazyhood.comhttps://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttps://www.twitter.com/djefnhttps://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttps://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Now, this is, this is something that every year I want to hit you about.
Duval Day, right?
How you said?
Doe old day, right?
My bad.
My bad.
I ain't going to lie.
That shit seems so fun.
Like, you make the hood seem like, you know what it is.
Like, you, when we were coming up, you have so much fun in the hood, right?
Then you got older, and then you realized that you outgrew the hood, but then you realize you ain't outgrowing the hood things.
So every year, I look at your Instagram, I'm there with you.
But can you describe to the people who don't know what's going on?
Tell them about this.
It's like, when we came up, we had, you're from Florida, so we had Memorial Weekend, we had Daytona, we had, we had, we had,
classic weekend
and those things kind of molded
who we was but over the years
we forgot about stuff like that there
so I felt like we needed something like that
in our culture so I just started doing it and then
it's something more for our economy and our
ecosystem and our culture you know what I'm saying
where everybody they make money
I'm the person who don't make money is me
so it's like everybody get to make money
and it's all state in our community
you mean like the vendors so it's all
end is everybody I don't make the dime off of
they all make their own thing and everybody get to come
up and we all have a good time
and it's safe, and it's in a place where they think
it's the worst part of the city, but
ain't no crime or nothing happened.
So it's a beautiful thing. And I told them, as long as they don't shoot
my shit up, I keep doing it.
And it's been 10 years. That's what about
to ask you, that's my next question. What kind of
gangster are you that, on these days
there's no crime happening?
I ain't going to see it. Gankstead's just like,
they really know me. They really
seen me. And they're proud of you.
Yeah, they watch me come up. I've always
held us down. And so they know it's all
genuine coming from. They know it.
Like everybody can't, I always hear people say like, man, we can't do this in our hood.
You could do it if your hood really understood you and loved you.
And I'm really like, what you call it when you come from the hood, like a rose that grain from the concrete.
And they saw and they know it.
So, that's really why I'm able to do it.
So now you've got the camp.
Oh, yeah, that's Camp Duvall.
That's a whole other thing.
That's a whole other thing.
Yeah, I bought a resort.
I mean, I bought a retreat because I've been going retreat.
I used to do Jimmer and I retreat every year.
So I say this year I'm about my own retreat.
So I bought like a lot of acres and got two lakes running a river running through.
Oh, shit.
So what the fuck of the camp is going to be?
The camp, it's really like a community for a place like my friends and family when they want to come vibe and get away from all the stuff and just chill and get my vibes.
You can come there and come chill with it.
And then it's for my hose too, you know.
I wasn't going to that.
I wasn't ready.
I wasn't ready.
So I remember at one point you never even smoked.
Yeah.
So how did you go from not smoking to, like, you're the biggest smoker in the world now.
Like, I can tell when you were showing.
Wait, how long ago was this that you didn't smoke?
Did I smoke first time?
We did, Dr.in-Shay?
No, no, not the first time, but the second one you did, for sure.
You know what?
That's when I started smoking on y'all's shit, now that I think about it.
Because remember, we was up there with DJ Pood for the movie.
I didn't smoke then.
That's right.
I didn't smoke during that movie, so I started smoking for the promo of that movie.
Yeah.
So, like, what, eight years ago?
Now I'm going to ask that question.
So you're a grown man.
How does somebody approach you and say, hey, man, I think you're just why I'm smoking.
Because this is before the accident, right?
I had all, I had in my head, like, once I gathered to a certain point in my life, like, I can't fuck my life up no more.
I got enough money.
I got enough situation.
Drugs ain't going to fuck me up now.
So I said, I'm a try.
So I try it.
And then once I tried that, I ain't never stopped.
Right.
Yeah, but I love it, though.
It's a vibe.
It's like, it's like coffee for me or something in the past time.
Yeah, like, you know, most people drink coffee, shit like that.
I do it for a vibe just past time type shit.
And I, all right, so boom, you hit it the first time.
Now, you would never been a drinker.
I don't drink at all at all.
I don't think of all.
I remember Kevin Hart passed you a shot or something when you got out of the...
Did he?
Yeah.
Yeah, you don't remember, like, when you got out of the hospital and shit, he passed you something.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, he was trying to promote his drink.
Oh, yeah.
You know, he got that drink.
No, you took a shot of it.
No, fuck, I didn't.
Did I take a shot?
I thought you did.
I don't remember it.
How are you going to ask that?
You would know.
Because he'd like to catch me slipping a lot.
They make a jet.
He ain't shit.
Is it a reason why you don't drink?
I just don't like the way it makes me feel, and I don't like the way it tastes.
And everybody, I think liquor is the worst drug of them all.
Because everybody I know that's been really fucked up.
You think it's crack of some shit, but there really be that alcohols.
Yeah, because alcohols everywhere.
Yeah, and you second guess.
I mean, you don't think like how bad it is because it's,
So in our coach and in our community,
we take it like, take it for granted,
but that shit really fuck you up.
Well, did you, have you ever had a bad night on liquor?
That's the reason why?
No.
No, you don't get a funny story about you being drunk.
So you've never got drunk?
I ain't going to say if I did.
I don't, I ain't going to get nothing out of the show.
I'm telling you that right now.
Like, it's going to be the boringest show ever.
Yeah, that's all good.
Yeah, I'm just going to some regular shit.
Uh-huh.
I like, I like the podcast before it got wild.
Yeah, yeah.
No, we're not wild.
No, y'all not.
Y'all not, but the community of podcasts
that got to where it's like everybody
come on here to get something out.
I had to wait till they come down
and come back on it.
Why wouldn't you do your own show?
I can't go for that.
No, whoa.
You got to do that whole shit.
I did do it at one time with my sister,
my gay sister, we had a podcast,
but I just don't care enough.
I like to do what I want to do.
Y'all got to get up here and care about
worry about if the artist's going to.
come in and all that type of shit.
I want to do shit when I want to do it.
And that's where social media and stuff gave me
a platform to do what I want to do. And I've been
able to do it so long, it's hard for me
to conform. And I'm not telling nobody else to follow
my lead because I don't know if it's work
anymore, but for me, I came
in a pocket in a certain time where I could do what the
fuck I won't, how I want to do it.
And I was successful at it, so
I ain't for change. Yeah, everybody can't do
podcast. Yeah. I mean, you can podcast.
I could do it, but I just...
A show period. And then, too, I understand with podcasts
you're talking
and if you talk too much
you're going to say some crazy shit
it's impossible not too
y'all haven't had a lot of shit
on there that can't out
and I don't want that part of it
like people think I'm that type of comedian
but I really not
I just say what's on my mind
and I don't be realizing
it's offensive to half of the fact
I'm pretty sure y'all deal
with that on these parts of it.
Yeah yeah of course
y'all don't even know that shit
gonna go vows and they're going to be mad at that
something you don't even imagine
yeah you don't even think
that they're going to get offended by
So, you know, and I don't be giving them the fuck enough, so it's just like, I don't even, I ain't going to give them nothing to shit with.
Now, that segment that you do on, on Instagram, I can't go for that.
I live for that.
I live for that.
Yeah, you know, can do.
Bitch, nigga, my mama did.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bitch, my mama did.
That's this lady, this lady, she was mad at somebody and I made the goal.
At Walmart, right?
Yeah, they was at Walmart.
That was at Walmart.
So I just, anytime something stupid, I just post that.
Okay.
But how about the, um...
I can't go for that?
Yeah.
Yeah, when somebody do something too stupid, no, that you're going too far.
So that's why I did that from.
All my stuff is little bits.
That's like how comedy evolved.
We just, our minds ain't programmed enough because back in the day, what we remember
is little bits from them stand-up specials.
We don't get that no more.
Like, you don't even get it from Davey Chappelle no more.
You just get it from bits offline.
And I was able to evolve until they did that.
nice little sand that y'all remember.
It was like basic bitch, smile,
kill yourself, all little shit like that there.
I incorporate in social media
the same way they used to doing stand-up.
So I just evolved with the times.
Y'all just ain't called on yet, but you did
because you're doing it.
So let me ask you,
if a person books you,
is it separate when they book you for performing
or when they book you for performing music?
Well, I kind of catered my comedy
and all into one where I can do everything.
Okay, wow.
You know what I'm saying?
Where if you need a rap concert, I can do that.
If you need a music concert, I mean an R&B concert, I could do that.
You need a comedy show, I can do that.
So it's like, it don't matter what you book it for.
And over time, the promoters,
it ain't but so many promoters in the country.
So they kind of know.
And over time, they've seen me do,
and they've seen what I can do in my ticket sales.
So they just know the book me now.
It's just, I'm kind of grandfathered at the end of this shit.
So do you, do you pre-her?
the show like that?
Like, oh, I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, you have a set, but it's just like anything.
Like, like, when you do a rap concert, you have certain songs, you're like, I'm going to put this song and I'll put that song.
It's the same thing with stand up and everything.
I said, my music and everything.
I just place it in certain shit.
I got it.
I don't build you to where I can put it in anything now.
You know what I'm saying?
I can put it at any show, any stage, give my mic, I could do it.
Now, is comedy suffering now?
Because, like, you know, everyone's scared to get canceled.
I don't know if you're scared to get canceled.
It ain't suffering, though.
I think it's just evolved.
I think it evolved into what we see now,
like with the Drewskis and the...
Drusky-Kin- Yeah.
Yeah, that's what he's evolving to.
It came from the old stand-up and from,
I'm like the bridge.
The next thing you know, it's like that.
It's just stand-up is like jazz now.
You know what I'm saying?
You know how rap is.
That's what it is.
It's like it's going to always be there,
but it's just moved on to what we see now with.
Because you got to think,
We came up on deaf comedy jam.
That's right.
They came up on Wild and Ow and 8th and South and stuff like that.
So that's what their mindset of comedy is.
You know what I'm saying?
They are comedian.
Back in the day, when you say comedian, we think stand-up.
Now you as a comedian, they say Drewskin and stuff like that.
Anybody who can make you laugh.
Yeah, anybody can make you laugh.
It is a mix like in living color.
Yeah, but that's what he evolved into.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's just evolved.
It's just people of our age don't want to accept it.
You know what's the funny thing.
We had Mike Epps on here.
time, right? And I'm sorry, I keep repeating.
Real old-cha. Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry, I keep repeating this
this is the dumb and shit I've ever done in my life.
One of the dumbest shit, because I've done a lot of dumb shit. But I thought all
comedians knew each other, right? So,
so I don't know why the fuck I thought of that, right? So I got
Mike Ebs here. He got his boy. I forgot his name
that he going on the roll with. And then I had to do redo. You know,
redo the internet, a comedian.
So I'm thinking they all know each other. I got redo here.
Mike Epps and his boy just fries this guy.
Like, I'm talking about like, so you got the chance to see a real comedian
and then an internet comedian.
Like, he was funny.
He was very funny, but he's funny in skits.
He couldn't be like, I'm talking about Dave Frizzar.
I mean, because he wasn't ready for it, but you got comedians like D.C. Young Flatter came off the internet.
But he put in the work.
Right.
Now he's a real comedian, a stand-up comedian for where people, the OGs respected,
and he could do the social media.
So it's just.
You just, if you come off that social media stuff, you just got to put in the work.
It's just kind of hard to go where you got all these fans loving you.
But on that stage, it's like the boxing ring.
Right.
You only as good as your fight, that fight there.
You can get knocked out at any moment.
So a lot of people scared of that.
So that's why they don't do it.
It don't always translate either.
You can be really good at skits and not be able to do stand-up.
But it's kind of hard to do stand-up not because people's tension spans short
and everybody thinks they're comedian now, so everybody critiquing.
Right.
Instead of just enjoying the jokes.
You know what I'm saying?
but if you enjoy the jokes, you wouldn't even care.
But in this day and age, everything is critiqued.
Because podcast, that's all you do now is critique.
Right.
And that's the problem with the game.
We do more critiquing than entertaining.
Yeah.
Do you think a comedian has to be a comedian?
Do you think a comedian can be called a comedian if he has no stand-up?
Yeah.
You can still be called a comedian.
Yeah.
I consider Drewskiy and Ben the Don.
What's other streaming niggas out here?
I consider all of them because for me, if I didn't like that,
be shitting on myself because I kind of
one started a lot of that stuff. So it's like
that's what it's supposed to be.
Right. Like they, it says evolving to that.
They was hating on us when we first came up.
Really? Yeah. When
Comic View and A&A, they was like, all they did is just one
joke. Because they used to play like one
bit and then go to the next bit. But Oak
of me and they used to doing hours worth a bit.
So it's just evolving that.
Now them comedy view niggas hating on
these niggas. You know what I'm saying? Just evolves.
Like you said, Comedy View. So let's take it
from there. So how did you
But let me get it.
How did you get your first break?
Cedricic entertained the starting line up.
I always give him his props because Cedric,
he put me on the DVD.
And from that,
I did that song,
I remixed music SoulChile.
That was my first hit.
People think Smob is my first book,
but that was my first hit.
It went viral before viral,
and that took me on all the college tours.
And I kind of blew up like a viral motherfucking in comedy.
Like most motherfuckians,
it takes like 10, 20 years
get where you want to get where I came up out the dough running and I came up quick like so
it was just that's what gave me my my my thing dad comic view and such a entertainer all in one
so when did you link up with Tiag because that's from on the east coast that's when we started
to like uh yeah it was just an Atlanta thing because I started in Atlanta I started doing stand-up
at uptown not in Florida no I started at Atlanta oh wow I started 27 years ago wow like I've been doing
I started 99 in Atlanta at Uptown Common in the Corner.
And Nard Hulston, he just died a couple years ago.
He's been on the road with me, too.
He died, but he did the first person give him to mic.
And then I used to always come up there.
I was one of the crowd favorites, and Timp used to come in there all the time.
All the rappers.
That's how I got in the most music videos.
He was all the music video.
Yeah, it was all the music video.
because at the time, it wasn't nothing out there for nobody, honestly.
It was like Tyson Beckford at one point.
He was in all the music videos.
Yeah, yeah.
He used to call me video vixing that.
But at the time, you got to think it wasn't nothing from like 2000 to 2000, probably 10 or 15.
It wasn't no comedy out there for real.
It wasn't nothing out there.
So if you wasn't like in the hip-hop scene, you wasn't really getting seen.
And that's where everybody, the 106 in Park was like what?
Instagram and shit, you know, our TikTok was.
So I knew that. I kind of
understood that, and I understood
all I got being these videos
and I get more pulled
than the motherfucker in the movie. And I used to get
that. Yeah, face recognition. I knew
and I knew everybody, and at one time
I was on 106 and Park more than the rappers.
Like, I was on one, two, three, four, five.
Yeah, so, and I understood
that, and I understood the audience, and I
was young too, so I had the college.
And most comedians, they don't like doing it.
colleges. I was the perfect age
for college. So I was killing them all.
I had the colleges on lock for
a good 10, 15 years.
That's how I came through.
And then once that evolved in social media,
and then I saw social media, I took,
I was on that, and I
evolved from there, and I seen that's how
it was going. I just kept
it going, you know?
What was the first social media platform they really
made? Let's make some noise for Tom.
Most of me.
Most people talked out of my
thing.
My space. Tom was my first.
Tom was my first friend.
MySpace, we was on there.
I did that in YouTube.
I probably got one of the first skits ever on YouTube.
If you go look back, it got the timestamp.
But we was doing that.
Then we did Hood State of the Union.
That was our part of care.
We was doing that, me and Charlemagne.
Oh, that's right.
We did Hood State of Unions.
And that's when all that shit started evolving.
Everything we see in there, it's like seeing hip hop grow.
That's how I saw it's like seeing hip hop grow.
I feel like cold crush, except I got some money out of it.
Now, what the fuck I say?
Shit, shit blew my mind.
Hold on.
Take your time.
You and Charlemagne.
How did y'all link up?
Because wasn't that on MTV?
Is a show on MTV?
Yeah, we hooked up on in the Ozone magazine.
Shout out to Julia, man.
Julia, baby.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big on to Julia.
Yeah, I used to have a column called 10 Things I'm Hating on.
Okay.
And then he had, like, everything I did,
I created a own blueprint for comedians.
It wasn't like the same tradition.
I went all these other routes, especially through Florida.
You know what I'm saying?
But I used to do that.
He did another column in there, and I was on MySpace, and we linked up, that's how I met
them on MySpace.
I DM'd them on MySpace.
And I was like, man, let's do skits.
And I flew up to New York, and we did a skit with Sirius Jones, the freestyle battle thing.
And that went viral.
And then, shit, we just kept doing skits, and we just kept being cool.
You know, we rocked it.
And I remember we always say
I don't want to be a radio nigger
And he don't want to be a comedian
And we stuck it like that
To this day that's what we're at with it
You know what I'm saying
But the difference was
Media blew up more so then
You know what I'm saying
So it went perfect for his line to work
You know
So um
Atlanta right
Like Atlanta accepts you
Like at one point
I actually thought you was from Atlanta
People had to correct me
It's like nah bro
Because I've been there so long
I've been there since 96
Since the Olympics
But that's hard to get a whole not
another city to accept you as
that city. How did that happen?
Being genuine, being who I am, you know what I'm
saying? Like my reputation speaks for
itself at this point. Like I mean, like
you say, Atlanta ain't going to show you no love like that. I mean, they do
show love, but at the same time,
they ain't just going to embrace anybody. You got
step in line. You just can't think you're just going to
come to Atlanta just going to come on. You got to get in line.
So they watched my progress, and they
watched me. I started doing stand-up in Atlanta,
so they saw me grow. And I always show love, and I still show love.
You ever bombed?
Every comedian has it.
They tell you to have it.
They lie.
You know what I'm saying?
That's how you get good.
Okay, you could say, bone or bombed?
BOMB.
BOMB.
Hey, man.
Describe what happened.
Was this in the early days?
Nigger, I'd tell you the wildest bomb.
I bombed when I had the number one song in the country.
Was wild?
Yeah, smile.
Get the fucking out.
And where did you bomb?
In Detroit.
Okay, okay.
In Detroit.
In Detroit.
In Detroit, yeah, they booed in Detroit.
Yeah, they booed in Detroit.
the shit out of me. But it was my fault. It wasn't their fault.
You was high? It was, I was high. I was, this was when I was, like I say, I do comedy and music.
So I was, I was trying to mess and get the crowd to understand it.
Detroit ain't the crowd. It wasn't understanding.
Detroit ain't the crowd. You do that. And so I got the number one song.
Right, you think you could do anything. I'm like, nigger.
Yeah. I'm gonna get out here and shut this shit down with this music shit.
But I forgot too, too, I was like the hottest nigger on the ticket too. So you know, you don't have a number one song.
Yes, of course. But you went other.
the people that you respect and you think
like they're the number ones in your mind
you're not registering like niggas, they really
coming to see you. Right. So in my mind
like all I got to do is just my bad
thank you. All I got to do is just
just sang this song and bambam, bum,
man I was singing this song. I ain't even
realize they booed much I looked on the video
and I seen them motherfuckers in their side corner
they were booing the shit.
I was like, oh them dick is booed? You didn't know at the time
that she was being booed? I couldn't feel it.
Right. You know, I couldn't feel it.
Yeah, it's like you can
Because some of the crowd was loving it, but, you know, some of them were like, man, fuck that shit.
You know what I'm saying?
But like I said, I haven't been back like six, seven times since then.
But it kind of readjusted me.
It's like, all right, then you got to, you still got to understand.
You still trying to teach the crowd about comedy and music all the once.
So I just did that and re-adjusted some shit came back and rocked that bitch and selling.
That's one of my biggest markets, actually, Detroit.
Detroit.
Yeah.
But that's why I love them because they keep it real with you.
Oh, you wasn't right that night.
Yeah, yeah.
It was me.
It's always the comedian
falling on stage, I believe.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Well, maybe not now, but for me,
I feel like it's always...
Well, you guys are working material sometimes.
You know it might not work.
Yeah, see, that's the difference between us and music.
Like, our studio is the stage,
so y'all still fail, you know what I'm saying?
And the cameras make it worse because
they're looking and critiquing,
so they're trying to find some shit.
So it makes it kind of harder, but
it is what it is. You can't complain nobody.
Get with it or get the fuck on.
What's your favorite place to work on material?
I just sneak it in.
You know what I'm saying?
Then, too, like, where I'm working on, it's more like entertained.
I do, like I say, I do music, comedy.
It's like a party for me.
And like, now it's like putting on other people on people that I think funny
and making them great because these motherfuckers funny out here.
So it's just giving a platform, which we ain't get that many platforms left,
not just in comedy, just in our culture, you know what I'm saying?
So stuff like this is important, you know.
Right.
So that's where I'm on with it.
You think media is being oversaturated?
Yeah, definitely.
You took the social line and just kept the media.
That's really what it is.
That's really all it is.
Like, we sitting there talking now.
That's all we doing is talking.
Even on social media is clips.
Yeah, it's just clips.
It's just like, how much can we do with this?
That's why even with podcasts, the shit is boring.
Like, who sits here and watch this shit for four hours?
We wanted to.
It's like, niggas really do it, though.
You got to understand when the shit first started,
Shalaman and them told me to do it.
And they keep them, like, he got the whole thing.
I watched it grow.
It's just like, I just can't.
If I don't love it, it's just like,
or if I don't see no purpose in it,
it's just like wasting time.
It's like we just talking to our ass kids for that.
Just trying to fill in time.
Fill in time.
That's what we're doing right now.
We're just feeling in time.
That's what we're doing.
That's what we're doing.
It's what we're doing.
Now, what's what's going to do it.
favorite state to perform at.
No matter where you go, it's always a
sold-out crowd. It's always, like,
turn up. At this part of my career,
kind of everywhere. But I mean, like,
honestly, this weekend, like,
it's like, it's like homecoming here,
especially Miami, because I kind of started at
Coconut Grove out there.
Oh, wow. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. You know what I'm saying?
Coconut Grove. Like, it kind of molded me
by I am, you know what I'm saying? Because this is why
it kind of molded me, because it's so diverse.
Like, I don't know if you remember, like,
there used to be Tuesday night at Coconut Grove.
The first show, it was perfect.
It was like the Cubans, the nice black people.
But that second show, nigger, it was the hood.
It was everybody.
And niggins hated that second.
They don't boo you in the second show.
They say, get your puss ass off tape.
Falk nigga, get your puss ass off state.
And this was back then.
But they used to love me.
You know what I'm saying?
They always showed me love.
And Tric used to be in the old.
That's why Tric a comedian, low-key.
being there all the time watching it.
Trick was the first motherfucker to give me some money
in this game. Get out of here.
Yep, he's the first person to put me on that,
which one that was?
Was it Thug Holiday?
That album, I'm on that.
Yeah, I'm on the other one.
Yeah, I think Thug Holiday.
Yeah, so, yeah, so my episode,
I guess Florida is like home.
Right.
Houston, one of my biggest market, Detroit,
Chicago.
Everywhere not, because at this point in my career, like, everywhere I go, it's like I've been building this over years.
So it's like over time, it's like, I got a family of people.
Like, it's like every, I'm everybody uncle at this point.
You'd be surprised how fast you become hump.
This shit is crazy.
This shit is crazy, nigga.
Well, our show is about giving people their flowers, giving people where they can smell them,
and we wanted to give you your flowers face.
Yeah, you didn't get them.
Appreciate that, Mike.
It's more than just filling time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to put this at Cam Duvold.
Yeah, that's right.
Snoop Dog said it's better than the Grammy because it comes from his piece.
It is, though.
Not real talk.
It is, though.
Stuff like this, I love more than, like, I've never wanted, I've never cared about Oscars and none of it.
I've always, like, even when it came to awards shows, I wanted the host of the hip-hop awards.
And that was my goal, and I ended up doing it.
You know what I'm saying?
So I always cared about our community more than I, because I knew that.
I'm living proof.
Like, we don't need them.
Like, we got our own culture just in hip hop and then just in general.
So it's just perfect.
Like, when I get stuff like this here, this shit matters more to me than everything else.
And we got to understand that, too, you know what I'm saying?
And treat this just like we treat an Oscar.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't give a fuck about it for real.
They're just doing it just to do it.
But we care about it.
I care about it.
You know what I'm saying?
What's up?
What's up?
The boy, God damn it?
Yeah, let me ask you.
Are you on the road or just is doing spot dates right now?
I'm always on the road.
Comedians, we don't stop to them.
We toured nonstop all year, every year.
You know what I'm saying?
This shit don't stop.
Now, let me ask you, because you have other comedians in which you're going to bring up a little while, right?
What makes you not, like some people would just do the whole show by themselves?
What makes you want to put other comedians down with the show?
Well, now is evolved to that, but when I first started doing it, when I first started doing, when they go on the road, you just go to a city.
and hope that the club have the comedians.
Well, I've never really liked that.
I like having the team of people.
I come from where clicked up.
I kind of came up in the hip-hop area where we had entourizers and stuff like that there.
And in the midst of that, it's friendship and bonding.
And I always understood that.
So I always want to take a crew with me.
And it just made more sense.
So I always took people that I fuck with.
It ain't even about them being fun.
It's just genuine people.
And that's why I always fucked with Jay Ski and Kool-Aid and people like that.
then I always took him on the road with me,
and they just happened to be funny than the motherfucker.
So that's why, that was my whole thing of it.
And to this day, they still with me, you know what I'm saying?
And he had been the lawyer, nigger, too,
until he get this money, and then he might say, fuck him.
We ain't going to change on your ass?
Yeah, yeah.
Want to go to some Jack Dwell's questions?
Oh, I didn't even see his question.
Yeah, yeah.
He can't see his questions.
Yeah, he can't see him.
I don't think people know Jack is really blind.
Yeah, he's tripped over here.
I'd be forgetting because he got a ball, he got something there,
so I'd be forgetting that he can't see something.
He's blind definitely in one eye for sure.
No, he's all the way blind.
When I got in the accident, he came and seen.
We left him outside.
He was waiting on somebody to come get him.
And my line.
Well, that happened here, too, when he was...
Yeah, he's super blind, for real.
He's 100% blind.
All right.
So you know he ain't write these questions?
AI probably did.
Yeah, AI.
And he said that shit in, like, a PDF?
That shit looked crazy.
Hold on.
Yeah, he's in the mad professional.
You know he ain't do that shit.
You don't got it pulled up?
Nah.
I got the quick time of slum.
Just asked anything.
What new watching them picked up?
Well, I got the FB.
John.
You're on it to that brand?
F.P.
F.P.
John.
Uh-uh.
Okay.
I got to be a picture.
Yeah.
It's, um, shit.
Hold on.
I'll pull it off for you.
But, um, let me get this.
Look out.
He said this.
Yeah, he mad professional.
That's AI.
That's Jeff G-PT.
You know, he's...
You know, the way this is now you know he ain't.
Hey, man, I appreciate y'all showing him love, too, man.
Yeah, he's a great guy, man.
He's a great guy.
He's underrated, man.
He's underrated.
Yeah, he's always fun to be.
He's crazy, but...
No, he's crazy is fun.
He's saying, and he's asking about the ghost writer question.
Is there a place for ghost writers in stand-up?
Yeah.
It's just like music.
Like, everybody can't perform it, you know what I'm saying?
So there's always some people, and they ain't just ghostwriting,
just like somebody giving you a premise or somebody saying,
hey, man, you should do this.
Oh, man, you ever thought about that?
So, like, they'd be on site, hey, man, you should add this to it.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's really all it is.
But that's not really ghostwriting.
I don't know how else you can ghost writing.
Like, even if somebody wrote all your jokes down, you've got to perform them.
Right, okay.
Like, so I can give you every joke if you can't perform it.
Can't execute it, right.
Execute it.
And on that stage, you got to know, it ain't like everything online.
Like, you really got to know how to project it.
So I don't know how else you're going to ghost right.
See, he says the unwritten rule.
What's the one joke you saw someone else do that was so good,
you wish you could steal it?
I mean, people got funny shit.
Like, I see shit like, man, that shit funny.
It's like, Mike Ebb just did that shit.
Oh, Scarface?
It was Scarface.
Yeah, yeah, and the car.
Oh, that shit's funny.
Yeah, like, when I see, like, stuff like that and.
Because over time, when you've been doing this shit so long, you've
seen everything.
So it's just like, oh, that's funny.
You can see why they get it, but it don't make you want to get.
Stuff like what I saw Mike Gibbs do with Scolp.
It's like, man, I should have did that.
I should have did some shit like that.
So it inspired you more so than people taking or whatever you said.
How about people stealing jokes?
Man, you'll go crazy.
It's worried about people stealing your jokes.
I would have been killed myself by that,
because I don't think nobody got shit more stolen than me,
especially off of social media.
Wow.
Because I haven't had motherfuckers still tweets and take it over to another site for years
and build their whole platform off of it.
Get the fuck out of that.
Ain't nothing you can do it.
I have heard that, no.
Plenty people do it.
Take tweets and redo it or take Instagram posts and redo the joke.
And I had posted somebody the other day when they're talking about, you know,
they do that panda shit trying to do shit and make the women click bait.
So when them did it, and so I repote them to shut the fuck up.
So another nigga hit me up.
It was like, man, that nigga stole my shit.
I said, man, he said the other
nigga who I posed, and he was trying to tell me the other
nigga stole his shit. And I was just telling, like,
man, just keep doing what you doing, because you're going to go.
That ain't going to be the first nigga steal your shit, man.
So just keep, you ain't going to be able to stop it, man.
You're going to drive yourself crazy.
So how do you deal with that?
I just told you, just keep doing you.
You can't stop it, right?
They ain't going to stop.
That shit was going on before social media.
Yeah, it's a part of success.
It's part of success.
If anybody's stealing from you, like, it's,
ain't feeling anybody stealing from you really ain't that great
For real.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like some people do it and they don't even realize they're doing.
It's just who they look up.
It's like people imitate this, this podcast.
Right, right.
You know what I'm saying?
They're just trying to do what they see work.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So you just got to make sure you just keep it going.
So by the time, if they do blow up, you're the moved on.
Right.
You don't care what they got going on.
You got to keep involving?
You know what I've been the time of somebody came to a comedy club and like
sat, sit there for that purpose to, like, still, you know.
All them do, these comedians are just regular motherfuckers that want to be comedians.
They come to the show and they look at it and they, they just study.
Like, that's just what it is.
It's just, I don't trip off it.
It is what it is with me.
All right.
I see it all the time.
It's just, just keep going, bro.
Okay, okay.
Let's bring it to Jay Skeeke.
Let's bring a quick time of slime, or you got one more Jack Thriller.
This is one more Jack Thriller.
He says something about, uh, that Damon Wayne's brought up that Robin Williams used to pay people to borrow their jokes.
He said, uh, would you ever consider paying young comics?
to borrow their jokes.
I'll pay them.
I'll just pay just the support.
Like, if you got to think that's,
it's just like writing the song.
If this is how you make your money,
if I feel like it's worth it,
I'll pay it's just like a skid.
If I want to do it.
It's like having a writer's team.
Yeah, or even just a skit.
Are you paying somebody or a girl in the video?
You paying her, so why not pay a comedian?
You know what I'm saying?
It's the same thing.
So if I got it where I want to spend some money,
I might as well spend it with somebody I'm fucking with,
you know?
What made you change your name from Roland Power
to a little Duval?
Because when I first started, especially in Florida, they used to always say,
That's Duval, that's a little Duval.
That's Duval.
Like in Florida, we go by counties.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's Duval County.
So they used to always represent it.
And when I used to do interviews, I sometimes forget the rapid.
You know what I'm saying?
And I always understood how important it is, especially from where we're from,
because there ain't too many people from there.
So just hearing Duval, especially back in the day.
Like now, it's known that.
But back in day, if you weren't from Florida, you ain't really known.
know what it was. Some people only know it just from
my name. You know what I'm saying? So
back then, I was like,
I'm going to put it in my name.
So whenever they say my name, it's
repping my whole city. And it evolved
to what now. Shit, people
proud to say it. You know what I'm saying? So it's just
paving away for the next generation.
You ever consider dropping the little
off of it? I'm little,
niggins. He shouldn't know how to...
Shit. He has a luxury
being able to use it.
I'm the same. I'm damn there 50.
You know what I'm saying?
The same weight that I was when I was 18.
You don't get any weight for nothing.
I ain't fin a game with it.
I ain't got to run no marathon.
And I eat whatever the fuck I want.
Now, because I know Wayne dropped.
I think he dropped his name.
He's just Wayne now.
I think everyone is doing that.
Wow.
I don't get it.
It don't bother me.
And what do you feel about Tia doing comedy?
I think it's therapeutic for that nigga.
He'd do it for therapeutic reasons.
You see what happened to him in Brooklyn?
They booed the shit out of that.
And that was the worst thing y'all did.
just now he ain't going to never stop
because now he's been a pool of the yard.
Oh, you're saying that that
would more bad than me in the back.
Yeah, like, yeah, that's going to, like...
I ain't going to lie, it wasn't the crowd.
It wasn't like, sometimes...
It was just...
See, like I said before, some...
Yeah.
Comedy, it takes time.
Right.
And that's why you got respect someone like, tip.
As big as tip is, and people don't respect it.
You don't have to do that, yeah.
This nigga be in regular bars still doing stand-up.
Right.
And that's where a lot of these...
And then you look at these social media
niggas that won't even do that.
Right.
And he's doing...
what he ain't got to do.
Right.
And he's doing this shit.
And he's been doing it for about five years now.
People don't even realize that.
Wow, five years?
Yeah, but what's going to happen over time, 15, 20 years,
y'all going to grow to liking.
And y'all going to be known.
I'm going to be knowing it.
So, but I'm just saying, like, people don't understand.
It says, you have to say, especially niggas,
we like the critique and the first thing we do is just naturally hate.
Right.
We want to accept it than that.
It's naturally hate.
In his, in his defense, that was a Brooklyn rough
crowd. I mean, in Brooklyn is one of them
crowds too. You know what I'm saying? Especially
you got to think it's in the
viral moment. Everybody want to get their
clean on. They're like, oh yeah, I'm from the post
this. I'm for the post in and say, look at them, boo,
boo, boo, boo. So it comes with it at the
same time. That didn't stop that, nigga.
Yeah. Oh, he kept going?
I thought he said stop performing. I thought he said, stop
performing. Oh, no, no. He's talking about rap.
He's not performing rap no more.
That nigga back rapping to you just at live.
Yeah, yeah. You got a hell record.
I was going to give him this morning. He just
He just cut the hair and they put the hat on the side,
the back talking shit, he raised to fight.
He had that head, that little ball.
He said he just went viral and that was AI.
That was AI.
Yeah, that was AI.
Y'all Nihal.
But he cut his hair after that.
Y'all N'all never.
I told him to come here a little while.
Yeah, yeah, he told me to tell y'all what's there.
Yeah, yeah, I spoke to this morning.
Yeah, yeah.
But you do you think it's going to be more like that?
I think everybody, everybody think they can do it.
Because Mr. Vap?
You see Mr. Fabb?
He's doing stand-up.
He's doing stand-up now.
He's doing stand-up.
Everybody's doing it.
Everybody that's practicing, studying it.
Uh-huh.
I'm telling you, everybody, you know.
What I tell y'all,
when I see somebody, that's like,
I do stand-up.
They've been trying to do stand-up.
Right.
And then next thing, you know, they're doing stand-up.
Do you think that's a good thing or bad thing?
It don't, I don't get fuck what they did.
It don't stop what I'm doing.
I like it.
I like it.
I do.
Like, when I saw Wallo do it, I was like,
because it's perfect for him.
Wait, Wallow?
Yeah, he doing stand-up.
Who jail Wallow?
Yeah, jail Wallow.
What the fuck?
Now, where am I'm up in that?
You're going to start doing it.
You're like, look, like that.
You're not going to do it.
You're not going to do it.
Get out of here.
Yeah, kid cut it.
Didn't he say he just trying to do it?
Yeah, kid could do it.
But I think Wallow would be good at it simply because he knows how to speak and he's comfortable on stage.
And he's not afraid to make himself a part of the joke.
Yeah, yeah.
That's why him and Gilly worked.
Yeah, yeah.
They're not afraid to be a part of it.
And they know, they know his character, you know what I'm saying.
So he just got to put in the time and understand how they, how they, how they, how,
to mesh his comedy with his speaking, he'll be perfect.
Now, now you, how about producing movies?
What do you...
Shit, I just produced, I just produced a movie with Swirl Film, a man over there
air called Camp Duvall.
You know, I just, I bought that retreat, and I shot a movie, and I put all my folks
in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Most niggas get rich, get broke.
What do you say?
What do you say?
What trick say?
Most niggas get rich, get ghosts.
I went out and got jokes and united my mind.
folks. That's what I did.
And that's what I did, nigga. So I put all my people
on instead of complaining about how
the industry is fucked up. It's hard for
ain't no Hollywood. We created out on Hollywood. We got enough
people in our infrastructure. I don't know how to say I'm going to do that shit.
Yeah, he's been doing it. Like, we can, we all
can do it now. We just don't understand we can do it.
So I just, instead of
talking about it, just do it. And we did it.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah. And it's a good movie, too.
Like, when I was watching it.
What's the name of it again?
Camp Duvall, it's a horror.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
It's a straight horror or horror?
When you said Camp Duvall, I was going to say, it's Jason, or he's dead.
Yeah, I don't want to say that part of it.
But, I mean, it's just, it's a horror film, but you got comedians in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, what I understood, for me, from, what I love about coming, like, say, for instance, like Friday.
Friday was really just a story with funding people in it.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it wasn't like.
A standard story.
And it was one day.
It's a standard.
The story.
But you just had comedians in it.
We took a Friday one, right?
Yeah, Friday one.
But it was the biggest classic of it all.
You know what I'm saying?
I pulled them and wrote it.
He wrote it and then just put funny motherfuckers in it.
So I just kind of took the same recipe.
It's like, shit, I'm just making a, and I love horror films.
Like, shit, I just put some niggas out of no funny.
And shit, we just did it like that and it came up.
I was surprised when I was looking at it.
I was proud of myself.
I was like, shit, I really made a movie out of this bitch.
So I can't wait to drop.
that bitch. I'm dropping it this year.
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You could compete in two separate consecutive Olympic games.
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Politeness.
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Goodbye.
This season on Dear Chelsea with me, Chelsea Handler, we've got some incredible guests like Kumail Nangiani.
Let's start with your cat.
How is she?
She is not with a thing.
Okay, great, great, great way to start.
So this is a great beginning and hopefully you'll be able to, I don't know, maybe you will cry.
Amanda Seifred.
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It's not for a guy.
It's for the experience of being in love.
And like, it's bigger than a guy.
Elizabeth Olson.
I love swimming naked so much.
And I know you love taking pictures of yourself naked.
Yes.
I love to be naked.
I just want to be in my brown underwear all the time.
Ross Matthews.
You know what kids always say to me?
Are you a boy or girl?
Oh my God.
All the time.
That's so funny. I know.
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I try to butcher it up for kids, you know, so they're not confused.
Yeah, but you're butching it up is basically like Doris Day.
Right?
No, I turn into Be Arthur.
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Okay, now I've seen, this was you directing it?
This is your own cameras?
I ain't directing.
You get the real directors, but you know what I'm saying?
He put it together like Swirr-Swirl.
He knows how to do all that production shit.
You know what I'm saying?
And he's been a cool nigga with me, man.
He's been a white guy, but you know, Swirrill.
You got to know the name.
I got to know.
I got to know.
Eric.
This is the big noise squirrel.
Yeah.
You wrote the movies?
You wrote it?
No, no, Russ Parr wrote it.
You know, Russ Park from the morning show?
Rest part, we know him now.
Goddain, let's go.
Yeah, he wrote it.
You know what I'm saying?
And we finished you to another movie in the spring.
No, but hold on, hold on.
So now this is independent?
Yeah, all independent.
Now, when you say independent, so this is all you?
All that.
You own it.
Yeah, me and my man Eric.
We put you doing it together.
Okay, so you plan to put it on 2B?
We put it everywhere.
Oh, everywhere.
We're going to put it out ourselves first.
Then we're going to license it all to networks and shit like that.
They're just like all the crackers do.
But you're going to, where's the Premier going to be at?
Because we're going to do one here.
We're going to do one in Jacksonville.
We're going to do one everywhere.
Okay.
Atlanta, everywhere where they fuck what we're going to do it Premier.
And then we're going to put it everywhere.
Can't motherfucker dovolveau, man.
In the motherfuckettling theater there in you.
God damn it.
You go out there and support that, God damn it.
Captain do Ruvall.
God damn,
and let's do it.
Okay, you're going to do it.
You ready, Jacey? We're going to do a quick time with slime.
Let's go.
Okay, cool.
Did Eddie come?
Eddie, join us in quick time.
Okay, all right, cool.
He's going to drink for me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's set up to drink.
Let's set it up to bring him in.
I'll sit up.
Okay.
Ask me for a drink.
And I'm like, no, but I got somebody to do it.
No, no, that's okay.
People don't drink.
This is our segment.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's already set up.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on?
We got, shit, what we got?
What we got, Lee?
Get a chair for Eddie?
Yeah.
You drinking on?
What's a vodka?
Straight up vodka.
I don't know, man.
It's Mr. 305 vodka.
Oh, we got more.
Show to him.
They got smearing off there.
You got smearing off there.
What the fuck?
I ain't going to lie.
I did not know that at that.
You want pit bulls vodka?
That damn.
They're like you a whine.
this bitch.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
You know what's hard to
drinking, right?
That's not my I know.
That's how I started drinking, yeah.
Yeah.
Let him grab that one first?
That's fucked up.
That's what they went off to smear it off.
Yeah, I know.
I know. Yeah, I saw that shit too.
Some of some racist shit.
There's our boy Eddie Giggs, by the way,
from Gruzade of him.
From the team.
Eddie the ass eater.
Don't smoke no blood out of him.
Don't pass.
And if you do, don't get...
Where?
What are you going to drink?
Ah, tequila.
Oh, shit.
Man, don't.
Ah, shit.
It's very racist.
You can have some Mama Huana.
Anybody want Mama Huana?
What's that?
Dominican Mama Hanna.
No.
What type of liquor is?
It's a rum-based liquor, but it has herbs and spices fermented in it.
You can do voodoo with it if you want to.
Yeah, yeah.
Mama Hanna.
They say, if you want to.
You can do voodoo with it if you want to.
Yeah, you can do.
Santaria?
Yep.
So you got to explain
to him the game.
All right.
So this is our drinking game.
We're going to give you two choices.
If you pick one,
we don't drink.
But if you say both or neither,
like you don't want to answer the question,
Bridley,
or you want to be politically correct.
And we all drink.
All right.
But you got your-
drink for me.
Yeah,
so introduce your designated drinker.
Yeah, this is my designated drink.
My junkie friend,
Jay Skee.
J. Skecky bitch.
Junkin bitch.
And Nora,
you got a designate drink.
drink it i got this day i got my friend eddie the motherfucker eddie in the building
from the group b o c can we hear they mic can they can they hear his mic can you point it a little bit
that way yeah yeah yeah we got another mic coming from okay yeah there you go you go and eddie you
could yeah yeah okay cool you cuban come on we can start this one off you all you know are you know this
hard is our belt sir that's all yeah yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh now this hard yeah yeah
fan made this for us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
So you know, I'm going to steal it.
We already had a couple.
Do we have?
Yeah, um, Andrew Swartz stole all this.
Yeah, yeah.
You see, I couldn't pronounce his last name either.
I'm trying to hurry it up.
I'm just,
Swartz.
Swartz.
I ain't gonna never get it, man.
Hey, Sean, they told me y'all stole his belt, yo.
I was trying to steal it, too, man.
All right.
You ready?
Yeah.
Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy?
Andy Murphy.
Okay.
Damn.
I, I thought you were going to say.
say both. Andy Murphy is the real goat.
Like, ain't nobody going to ever do it. You've seen his
documentary? Yeah, he's a real rock star.
If there was ever rock star comedian
of me, it's that nigga, for real.
You ever met Eddie? No, I haven't.
I ain't ever met Eddie. And not
rich you ever, obviously. No, I ain't been
richer neither. Okay. T. T.I. or Luda?
I got
Tipped. I'm biased when they come
of my... Don't get a twist. What's name? He's
my family, too. Luthier's, but
that's like, for real, fan tip.
Me and Tips, so...
But you ain't, we ain't,
got no beef with Luton.
No, no.
He just said that.
I just said it.
Never heard of anybody.
That's my twin-back shit.
No, no, no, no.
Just ask me.
No, that's my real family, too.
You know, that's how you mean.
Oh, a homeboy.
You don't want to say his name.
Once they're like, like, brother, brother.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Mike Epps or Chris Tucker?
Mike Epps.
That's like my big brother in this game.
Yeah, you look like cousin.
Yeah.
Mike Epps.
They got the same headline.
Man, that's a hard question.
That's what I thought.
I thought it's a hard question.
Gucci or Jizi?
But you know if you say both, he's drinking.
Or you don't want him to drink, or do you want him to drink?
I want him to drink.
I want him to get fucked up.
Both!
Both!
Both!
We did.
I want to say that San Diego.
Maga-waga.
I want to ask him to that maga water.
I'm going to say, boat, for everything.
Come on, turn up.
No, I ain't going to lie.
I follow y'all on the gram, and I ain't going to lie.
This is real shit.
You look like a fun drunk
I ain't gonna lie to you
I'm talking
He is
He is
I'm a fun drunk
So I can work
Everybody that go out with him
I'd be like
I don't got caught up with Jayski
You didn't got caught it with Jay Ski
Chappelle or Kat Williams
Kat Williams
Okay
We forgot something
If you got any stories of anybody
Please
Like give us
You got stories with Kat?
No
I don't tell my story
I'm gonna tell myself when I want to tell him.
He's like when my podcast comes up in 2033.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, two chains or future?
Two chains.
That's my negative.
I fuck with future too, but both.
Okay.
Both, both, okay.
And give us a Maga Wattaholava.
Both.
Okay.
That's a killer.
I didn't mean to pour that.
I take that too, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
All right now.
All right.
We got to drink it.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
It's good, right?
That's good.
Yeah.
Okay.
What's that's like?
We?
Feet.
Yeah.
It is for mention herbs.
They make that in the tub and kingdom.
A dude stepped on it with his feet.
They make it in the top of kingdom.
I don't want to know how to.
Don't listen to him, man.
That's not the way it's made.
I'd rather than that to help me.
The more I'm looking at, do look voodooish.
It's a dude.
It's a good.
It is.
Every Caribbean and Latin American.
country makes something like this.
And they use it in rituals.
This is true.
Okay.
D.C. Youngfly or Juski?
D.C. Youngfly.
Just for them.
I know I solid.
You guys go back, right?
Yeah.
I just know how solid is.
I mean, nothing against Drusky,
because Drusky doing this damn proud of him,
but I fuck with D.C.
Okay.
Oh, Chris Rock or Martin Lawrence?
Both.
Okay.
Drink up.
Gee.
Drink up.
Fuck.
Yeah.
He'll be so.
They got to get, I think it's gonna get more tequila.
He's gonna be fuck, huh.
How we just, how would you,
you wanna take some of the shots more?
She's gonna do one.
Okay, okay.
Hold on, we gotta get Erica Dutch's in on this too.
Yeah, you're gonna get him out.
Come on, no, no, no, no,
after quick time, at the quick time,
you're gonna bring them all in.
Oh, okay, yeah, at the quick time,
you're gonna bring them all in, yeah.
I got you, I got you.
Um, hold on, where we are?
Oh, he took the shot, you took the shot?
No, he didn't.
We were ready out of liquor.
Bagolita.
Oh, this is there.
Yeah, yeah.
Nigger, baby, he's the question.
I love it.
You're recording this.
I love you.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting ready.
I'm getting rid of.
That's who got on.
I'm getting on.
Yeah, you got no.
I don't know.
I'm going to let him do it for a lot.
I don't know.
I don't know.
That's the guy,
if he's drunk.
Tell him about the town
who was in Phoenix and you got drunk.
Let's tell him about time
we was in Utah.
Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where's your motherfuckering there.
Yeah.
He's a lot.
He was.
Nothing.
He was a lot.
He bar.
He was going to be ready to quit.
He said, I am through it this shit.
What?
But he came back to mess.
He didn't have a good set.
No, man.
I would perform in front of a bunch of Mormons, bro.
Yeah, it's a Mormon.
And I told him, get up.
Get up.
We come in for the lab and sit down.
You're not getting up.
Get up.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Outcast a UGK.
Mm.
Hmm.
You got to say both.
Both.
I got to say both, man.
You might have to start drinking my marijuana,
if I was.
Yeah, I think she got the,
but we're about to run out of my marijuana.
Yeah.
Get in their tequila.
You think of tequila too?
Bring a half a cup.
This is my drink of choice.
Yeah, put a half a cup.
Let Eddie catch up.
He needs a drink, too.
Yeah.
This is true.
Okay.
Okay.
You need more shots first.
Yeah, we need more shots.
Wait, then we'll get these shots.
I'm going to run through these.
I'm in tequila.
But you drink everything.
I just want to taste that.
I ain't drink everything.
I want tequila, though.
I want to taste that because it looks like
on my joint.
I like that.
Yeah, you can.
Okay, y'all ready?
I think I take this shot.
I already took my show.
Go ahead.
Do your thing.
All right.
I took mine.
You took yours?
Yeah, I got on.
You know, chase it, bro.
Life or Harlem Knights?
Shit.
Lye, fly.
Damn.
Y'all be fucked up for real.
Those are you.
Both are up.
Yeah.
Both with up.
Both with up.
Both for them.
Both of that shit.
Yeah, you look, because you're not drinking.
Why you ain't drank?
What's going on this?
I'm chilling today.
He just ran a marathon.
He just ran a marathon.
It's over, celebrate.
He does, and he does.
It's not true of what he's saying is rhymes, man.
He is the same thing.
What he's saying is rhymes.
Cedric or Steve Harvey?
Cedric, because he put me on.
Let's make the noise of back.
Monique on New Nell.
Yeah.
Who?
Thank you.
Monique or Lonell?
Both.
Both.
Drink it.
You got, no, no, this is the way we
do it in big chat.
You don't have to take a view out how you doing.
Yeah, you don't got to do it.
You don't got to do it.
You don't have to do drugs.
You're doing drugs.
Yeah, but I'm going to be sober when I walk out.
He's so smoking reeds.
Yeah, all right.
You see, once in the tongue get ridden.
His tongue will be here by the end of these questions.
You think I'll be sure in Lennel is doing the do?
He's doing the dude.
He might have ate the pussy.
Yeah, I think so.
I think that's where that.
I think you, man.
You're a fuck for me?
You're a fuck for a man?
Nuneh's full as fuck, man.
I'd be love it now over here.
And we, I'll be sure.
We've never had, I'll be sure.
Y'all have it?
No, I have.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But now, now it's family.
Yeah, she's alumni over here.
Little baby or young thug?
It's a little baby.
Maybe you say, little baby.
That's what he was calling you before you got here.
He was calling me a little.
New York City, Little Baby, what the fuck is that?
You've been down to Miami away.
You've been out of the United.
Little Duval's going to be here.
Yeah, you've been in a long job, big.
You've been coming down here in the Miami's chair since the name.
He's been living out for a long time.
That's why I take my half of you, you too.
That's why you was able to evolve because you understood what the movement in the South was growing,
even before everybody else understood.
God damn, that's right.
Right.
It's for sure here in 97.
His first solo show.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been there coming out here.
Yeah, I know I embrace the South early.
And y'all, juvenile, juvenile, David Banner.
I pay attention to how people treat their people around them, you know what I'm saying, who they around.
Like, if you around somebody that you've been around, that says a lot about the person.
And how y'all y'all fuck with Jack, you know what I'm?
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
How yeah.
Let's go ahead.
Okay.
So, yeah, let me redo that question.
Now, this thing is really gay.
Oh, yeah, go ahead.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This thing is.
This thing is.
This dick made millions of a few.
He's crazy.
Made millions of money.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Take a shot.
Take a shot.
Take a more stupid shit.
I'm going to do.
We praise that.
He usually do.
He usually do.
He's not.
I watched drink channels all the time.
I thought you'd be drinking.
Yeah, I do.
I do.
But if you don't be at your house, what I'd be watching?
I watch y'all.
I watch y'all all the time.
Your ass don't fucking.
When you came, he was drunk, that time that you came.
Yeah, yeah.
That was in his younger years, though.
You all the same thing that, don't believe that.
Yeah, I'll be drinking.
I'll be drinking.
So, what about you got to answer the question?
Lowell baby or young thug?
Damn, musically, I like a little baby.
I'm going to go a little baby.
Okay.
I fuck a young thug too, though.
Damon Waynes or Eddie Griffin?
Or Eddie Griffin?
Damon Williams is a go-to.
Eddie Griffin.
because he's still at it.
Eddie Griffin because he still at it.
We need Eddie over here, too.
Eddie is a real goat
people just don't understand
because, like I say,
comedy has evolved, but...
No, he's funny as shit.
He's really...
I snuck in the club one time
and seeing him tear Vegas down.
Yeah, he's true.
If you really like old-school company,
eat the cold at it.
Okay.
Strip clubs or regular clubs?
I know I ain't digging on this.
I made that one up.
Strip clubs.
Yeah, Florida.
It's in us.
Bidges a business with clothes.
You kind of a hard question today.
That's a trick question.
Who wants to go to a regular club?
Isn't it?
He's not a ruin regular clothes.
Yeah, they're ruining regular clothes.
Especially in Florida.
Bernie Mac or Red Fox?
I'm a red.
Oh, that's a good.
That's both, but I look up to Red Fox.
Like, I like how this shit evolved.
Like, you know, old school.
old niggins still up there just talking shit.
I like that, so I'm gonna go
with Red Fox. You think Red Fox
could have survived in this time or he'd be able to cancel
him a long time? No, I think he would have killed it right now.
No. I think they would have canceled it, bro.
He could have did what he wanted to do, but
he wouldn't have got no sponsorship.
Yeah, yeah. He would have been... No, but the Red Fox show,
he tamed himself in that show. Yeah.
And even back then they had problems, too, but it was
way more, like, now...
Like, rest of peace, poor Moody had no sponsorship.
Yeah. You have to, like me?
Somebody like me, I already know with my lane.
I know certain shit I'm not going to get.
But I've committed to that.
If he committed to that, then, but I don't think he would have been as big.
Like, he was for what he's for.
And he had problems back then, too.
So I don't like to compare different errors because they had shit.
They was getting canceled back then too for shit.
Right.
That shit they had to deal with them.
Yeah.
Right.
So who used to DJ?
Who'd you pick?
Miami?
Yeah, back in the 90s.
In the 90s.
Between 90 to 2000.
I'm trying to think what I remembered you from at one of them clothes.
I mean, think about any club on South Beach, any club before it was hip-hop clothes on the beach.
I was in all the underground shit, the warehouse parties.
Ain't it's crazy how this shit un-evolved?
Like, we were just talking how we were riding through this motherfucker here.
No, this was the hood.
Yeah, man, this shit is like.
But this is all the hip-hop shit used to happen back in the days.
Man, this shit is crazy how Miami just changed.
Ain't this shit, man, this shit is.
And nobody hang on in South Beach no more.
South Beach.
They say it looked back like the 80s.
now. It's like the 80s South East Day.
Oh yeah, yeah. It does. You ever came out here and remember a hotel called the Travelog?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I did a party there. Oh, yeah. That was the first, remember the first party? He was the guy at the door taking the money.
Yeah. You ever used to be a studio out still in the 3rd? The first time Alcass, I DJed that. Rick Ross before. What was his name back then? Teflon Don.
There's a fly. You see me, Iri, Alcass was the open, I mean, the main act and then Rick Ross was to open it up. Yeah. I remember. I remember.
Rick used to roll with Trit them.
That's why I met him, all them, CIO.
You know, Cio my blood cousin?
Seo's fair, Matt, Theo.
You know, like, Trey, um, um, Trina Hightman?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He knows us from back in the days.
Like, I, and this whole, I just found this out, though.
Like, I've been knowing Cio for, since back in the day.
Yeah, went to the family reunion or something?
How did we find out?
Yeah.
No, he found out because I got a place in Bahamas.
Uh-huh.
And so I always rip my people, I'm really, my family.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
You got that fly place.
My family them from there.
During COVID, you was frost,
He was shitting on this during COVID.
I remember that.
He found my last name, my last name, Hasty.
And so he was like, my family, Hasty.
Like, damn.
And from Bahamas.
This whole time.
You're all a good dude, man.
Yeah, see you all a real good dude, man.
Give it up to see ya.
Yeah.
So you be Hainian.
Yeah, behavior.
Is that how you say it?
What is that?
He made you Asian.
You be Havian.
You be Havian.
You be Havian?
This is a word.
You be behaving in.
You better be behaving in.
You better.
Bahamian, man.
Luke Bahamian, too.
You're in too long, man.
He's talking like that, right?
He knew y'all's at the bone, man.
He's going to use my first stand-up, though.
Okay, hold on.
Where we are?
Okay, George Carlin or Robin Williams.
Carlis.
Oh, George Carlin's the truth, man.
But Robin Williams was one of my favorites, too.
Robin Williams, though, man.
His acting ability was crazy.
Well, are we talking about stand-up?
Which one would tell you you want.
That's a perfect example of, like, the difference between stand-up and, like, Robert Williams, he was a stand-up, but we know him, y'all love him for movies.
But the way y'all trade laid your head, he's still a comedian.
Right.
But you've never seen none in stand-up.
I did see a stand-up one time.
He said, because his standard was before my time.
He was talking about Marathon is like doing cocaine.
That's why I remember there.
So I was like, really, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But for the most part, y'all love him.
Morg and Mendi, I remember.
I was like David.
That was crazy.
You were funny in that shit.
from Liverpool.
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That dead hated it with David Webb.
He would never stand up, but in our minds, he a comedian.
Right.
So that's what's going on that.
But he never did stand up?
Who?
David Allen Greer.
Did David Greeney?
He not as comedian?
You know what?
You all right?
You know what?
I just my first time ever, I don't even know.
I thought he was.
I automatically thought he was.
Yeah, but Robert Will did start doing a stand-up.
Yeah, he started.
He probably did, but what we know him for.
Right.
Yeah, it's Miss Dauphire.
No, I'm talking about David Allen Greene.
And Carlin didn't lay it into his age.
I think about how old age.
Okay.
But who else?
Okay, okay.
So who do we pick?
Yeah.
I said, um, Carl.
You said, um, Carl.
You said, Colin.
Okay.
I said Colin.
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Goodbye.
In live in color or Mad TV? Oh, man. In living color. I ain't never watching Mad TV.
Okay, let me rephrase. That TV was for y'all New York, because y'all was like to that shit.
Who was on, was in a lot? Was it on.
I never want to Matt TV.
No, no.
Okay, let me rephrase it.
Eric Spears.
What's the shit that Eddie Murphy just did?
On Saturday Night Live.
So let me rephrase this question.
In Living Color or Saturday Night Live.
I'm going to say, even then, I'm going to still say it living color.
That's all for us.
I never wanted to be on Saturday Night Live.
I want to be on Living Color.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why I'm going to say Living Color.
What do you think about remakes?
Do you think they should remake a Living in Color?
I don't think you should leave that shit alone?
I think you should.
leave shit how it is, but
people want the same shit, they just want to
package different.
And that's what, we are doing that.
In social media, everybody do skits. That's
nothing but living color. What Druski did,
that's in living color. You know what I'm saying?
So it's happening. It's just we keep
thinking the old way, but we're programmed,
our body's telling us
we like this shit. So it's
here, we just don't want to accept it.
He did do Sandin. What do you think about
Oh, he did? Yeah.
What do you think about
this rumors that Kevin Hart
We make it our Harlem Knights with all the comedians.
That's cool.
Yeah? Well, he didn't reach out to me.
He can't be all of it.
That's cool if he wants to do it.
That's cool if he want to do it, but he's probably going to do it to where it's,
he's just saying that for old people to like it.
But at the same time, he's going to make it to where it's for this generation.
And Eddie's still alive.
Eddie could come in and coach, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
He's got to be in it.
Who, Eddie?
Of course.
Yeah, yeah.
He'll be the OG.
Comic viewer deaf comedy jam.
I'm going to say deaf comedy jam
But I was on comic view
But deaf comedy jam
What made me want to do stand up
When I saw Chris Tucker on that
Well, I'm on the new season
The Comedy View right today
If y'all want to know
Oh yeah
On BET right now
I'm on the new season of Comic View right now
B.C the channel or the streaming
All that shit is all
I mean it's all
You know it's different
They got to act nowadays
You know what's the channel number?
You name the channel
What's the channel number?
We don't know.
This shit is evolved.
We just ain't...
He's bringing my little chance.
Yeah, he evolved with it.
Tracy Morgan or Jamie Fox?
Jamie Fox.
Yeah.
Okay.
Who'd you think about...
Do you see that clip with Tracy Morgan?
I feel the same way he feels when motherfucker would be like,
nigga, I ain't got nothing to do with me.
But who was that dude?
There's probably some nigga talking shit back in the day.
Yeah, he said.
There's probably some shit like that there, you know?
And then you got to think around our age.
We just seen plenty of niggas there.
And you're like, yeah, I mean, you're right where you're supposed to be.
You know what I'm supposed to be?
You know what I'm a asshole?
Y'all haven't ran up on somebody like that,
I didn't know that niggins is fucking bad.
No, no, no.
You can feel, listen.
He said, you're behemian?
Everyone is judging because the guy said he's homeless.
But you can see, as soon as Tracy made eye contact with him.
You know what it was.
Don't you act like, I owe you something.
And I was just like, holy shit.
I was scared of Tracy Morgan at that time.
I didn't even know.
Like, when he said that, you could tell.
That was some history.
That was some personal shit right there.
And didn't the guy said, and the guys, he's shocked.
He's like, but I'm homeless.
And he's like, I ain't got nothing to do with that.
I was like, I was like, I was a wrong with him.
The dude, they knew he did some fucked up shit.
If somebody did something to me and they're homeless, don't tell me, because I'm going to say, stay homeless.
That's what I like to see niggins struggle there.
If you fuck, you fuck in one of God's people.
Yeah, that's what happened to you.
Everybody that fuck with me, they're still where they are.
He said he liked to see.
I do.
Because I show too much love to everybody, you know what I'm saying.
I ain't never fuck nobody over, so if you fucking be over, I feel like you hurt me.
I feel like you hurt me.
so you're going to hurt yourself.
I'm going to watch that shit.
I'm going to watch.
You start following them on Instagram?
Yeah, I follow them on Instagram.
I'm following you right there.
I'm going to watch your journey.
What you're talking about.
He don't like it, too.
I'm going to watch your journey.
I'm going to struggle and like.
I'm going to make sure it's in the algorithm too.
You're going to be retreat day shit?
No, I got my own algorithm.
I'm glad to get this shit.
I know what I'm doing.
You can put eyes behind this shit.
I know what I'm doing.
You're a Virgo, too, right?
No, we're Jimin'ath.
You got me fucked up.
Oh, Jimonaut.
Jimon.
Yeah, that was a lot.
Yeah.
That's a lot.
June.
Oh, I'm made Gemini.
June.
June.
I'm the ultimate.
June 12.
Okay.
I'm made 21.
June 12.
That's on Biggie birthday, isn't it?
It's something like that.
Yeah.
I'll say something like that.
You don't know.
I don't.
I know.
I know everybody's on my birthday.
Yeah, I would.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Well, he ain't no Geminae a Gemini then.
He's a Gemini.
No, he's Gemini, yeah.
Some of the best rappers are Gemini.
The best, Jimonai, Patrick Gemini, the most entertainment.
The most famous people, the most influential people.
Yeah, man.
Pagin, yeah, man.
Puckett.
Look that.
Gemini, right.
What he said?
Yay.
Yeah.
You're saying?
Yeah.
You're saying.
Yeah.
You know, man.
Take the mic.
Damn, they gave me his mic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're going to get me.
I tell you, y'all ain't going to get no claim to make with me.
All right, Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell?
Jim Carrey.
Jim Carrey, just for the person he is, too.
Like, I'm one to people than I am, too.
Because talent, I got enough talent, so I can see through that,
but at the same time, it's the person, so I can see he a genuine nigga.
Okay.
Kevin Hart or Damon Wayne?
Who?
Damon Williams?
Yeah.
I'm going to go both, both, both.
Okay.
Both.
She was going to pick.
I was ready to drink.
Let's keep this grim train going.
Yeah, let's get this drunk train going.
I'm not going to be drunk.
What we've been?
This ain't enough liquor.
No, I ain't going to lie.
I don't think you're going to get drunk.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't think there's nothing.
I don't know.
All right, come on.
Okay.
Oh, Lord, come on.
We're going to add questions.
Come on.
He ain't going to answer.
Both.
Let me ask the question.
Yeah.
Music, Soul Child.
Both.
Snoop Dog.
You got a...
Yeah, what kind of a pair of is that?
Bo.
They say Snooddaw.
Both.
What are you going to do in that, Rob?
You blame a kid?
I got to give it the music Soul Child, too,
because my first hit, I remixed his song.
That's why...
Oh, that's why they were...
Yeah, that's why they put that.
Yeah.
You got...
You got to listen.
You got to listen to the question.
Both. Right.
They can say, life of death.
Both.
Both.
Let's go.
Cheats.
All right.
This take a drinking chase in now.
He cheered.
No, no, the chase.
What is this?
What is this?
I'm already fucking.
What is this?
Cram.
Okay.
I'm already fucked up.
Stand up or skits?
Both.
Yeah, y'all set me up.
Stand-up skits, movies.
You don't even do fucking skits.
Yes, I do.
We just did a skit you just posted with y'all.
As niggily as you told me about.
That was a real life.
That's a skit, dude.
We didn't know the cameras were rolling.
No, that was real life.
That's, nigger, real life the skits.
Nigger, how do you think they know you?
From my skits posting you, dumbies.
They're in them ain't in real life.
A skit is ready action.
What's the best?
What's the best comedy?
I ain't say what's the best.
I'm talking about what's the difference.
Skit in real life, right?
See, this is why I don't want him to get drunk.
Now this nigga want to debate.
And we ain't going to do that, I'm listening.
Okay.
Hold on, no, I got, I got it.
No, you don't.
No, what you're not?
Jacksonville or Atlanta.
That's what I was going to say.
Come on, man.
You know what you're going to say, Dave.
Come on, man.
You know, you're going to pick one.
Oh, you just want to.
pick one.
There you go.
Good job.
Cheeked,
motherfucker.
Oh, I didn't catch that.
My man.
Let me ask you, motherfucker.
Brown or Dave.
Day County.
Day County.
Hey, I like the,
um,
goddamn.
The mamamuana?
Yeah,
Malawanna.
You sound like he'll say bohibians.
He's like,
he's like bohemian.
He's like,
bohemian.
He's a behemian.
He's a behavior.
But that's not how you say.
How you say him, man?
Behavian, man.
I didn't say it like that.
What do you mean?
How you say?
I put a V in there?
I put a V in that.
You put V in that, motherfucker.
I'm bad.
My bad.
Okay.
You got an ad.
We got an ad, man.
We need to keep drinking.
I don't know why I like to be an answer to this thing later.
Performing hip.
Performing music or performing standout?
Both.
Both.
Both.
Let's go, God, damn it.
Let's go, Goddamming.
Drink up, Goddeme.
Yeah, let's go.
No, I'm disappointed in you.
Yeah.
No, no, you know, I just ran to half a marriage.
You're a drunk.
Yeah, yeah.
You're a man.
You're a star.
You're the star.
You're the star.
You're the star.
I'm a guy.
Yeah, yeah.
No, no.
I watch the guy.
You don't got nobody.
No, no.
You're the star in the show, Jason.
He ain't got no.
Come on.
Well, I just told you in the cop.
I ain't gonna say his name,
but when I was like,
niggas was mad about when they found.
I feel like that right now.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's okay.
I can beat the butter of the junk.
I'm on the mind.
Listen, man, we just decided drinking.
I'm drinking.
I'm drinking.
I'll say after camera.
So, this is the last,
why don't we're going to get back to the interview?
So loyalty or respect?
Loyalty.
Loyalty.
Now, you mean both?
You mean both?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
There's a maloana.
You want the maloana.
And then we're going to bring the rest of the crew in now.
Now, let's bring the rest of the crew,
but introduce them as they walk in.
Come on, yo.
Get more seats.
Let me bring it.
Before we end the show,
I got to bring my people.
Give me the people.
That's got that.
It's bigger.
Hey.
Can you get Erica Duchess after you, bitch.
Erica Dutchers.
Hey.
I'm talking,
motherfuckettling.
Atlanta.
Come on.
Hold on.
Then I got my home team
representing Jacksonville,
the west side.
Okay.
Okay.
Get behind them.
Get behind them.
Go.
And also, you know,
when I first started doing comedy,
they used to talk shit about me
because I had a DJ.
Uh-huh.
You know, comedians,
that was a bad thing to have a DJ.
Uh-huh.
So now I keep a D.
all come in them they have a DJ.
So I have a DJ with me and he rappers in Florida.
Give it up my nigga DJ.
That's right.
You're a DJ.
A legend from Miami.
If you ever been to the Mint,
y'all know about the Mint.
Most niggas don't know about the Mint.
Yeah, he took me that last night.
Get the lady in the chair.
Yeah, y'all go to Laird.
That's what they're doing, Jason?
That's what they're doing Jason?
No, that's what that nigga do.
That's the Westside nigga from Jay Z.
That's on the Westside Jacksonville.
Kevin, you want to think you want to move the light a little bit, yeah, yeah.
Now, don't talk, be careful, be careful.
Jay, where you from?
I'm from Virginia, Richmond, 8-04, Cap City.
Richmond, Virginia, yeah.
I knew a girl named Kenya from West Virginia.
Boy, what I like this.
That's a whole different state.
I'm just riding.
I'm just riding.
That's, that's, that's, I'm good.
He didn't say it rhymes.
The Ryan, yeah, yeah.
So who we got for Virginia?
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown.
A.I.
A.I.
Mike Vic.
Mike.
Ferell, the Neptunes.
There you go.
The Clips.
Timberlin.
Trayson.
Trayson.
Missy.
Jayce.
Maske.
James.
James.
Jay Schis.
And that's not from Richmond,
I'm the only one for Richmond.
He's really not for Richmond.
I'm from Richmond.
He's a Richmond.
I don't know if you know anything about Richmond.
They're some of the Capitol City.
They like the Jacksonville of Virginia.
Like that's how I compare.
Like, you know, Florida.
Yeah.
So describe Richmond to a person that's ever been in Richmond.
Um,
Richmond is a ghetto, Heron Town.
Okay.
Jesus.
That's A-O.
That went dark.
You never heard a nigga described like that.
It's like a barcimal town.
You know, a lot of people now in there, they call everything dope.
Right.
When you're from, like, Harron Town and San Jose since the 60s and shit like that, we say dope, you mean.
Heron.
Like, you literally dope.
You're trying to, I'm rolling up dope.
You smoke heroin?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That type of town, that type of vows.
Old school town, you know what I'm saying?
Back in the day, you know, I came up in the 80s.
to run DMC.
Rock him's my favorite rapper,
you know what I'm saying?
So I come on them type of Earl.
I'm 51.
God damn.
I'm 50.
God damn.
How did you guys?
How did y'all live on?
And, um,
because we were a Tia,
um,
group called the Haha Mafia.
We were dead.
So, you know,
we,
we toured with Tiv,
we toured with Duval.
Man,
I've been down
about 20 years.
I've been knowing.
How did y'all,
how did y'all,
how did you, uh,
meet,
I ain't like the nigga on the first match.
What?
Wait, wait,
wait, wait,
I'm going, wait, what?
The niggas shined on me.
Right, what do you mean?
I said, what's up, man, you smoke, mm, you drink, mm.
I said, well, fuck him.
I ain't smoked a drink back.
He said, boat.
You know, that's how motherfucker's trying to get to know you.
He said, get me like that, man.
He's really on point, but we've been enticing
and been my brother for 20 years.
He really opened his platform to him,
and introduce me to the world,
let me go places I probably would have never been
if I want with him to get to see my talent and stuff.
So, you know, because of him,
I was a writer on when he hosted hip hop
I was a writer on that.
Put me in movies, you know what I'm saying.
Now I'm on the We the On On On The Ones Tour this year, you know what I'm saying?
You're a perfect example of how social media has evolved to where he ain't been on no TV show besides what I put him on, but he's just people knowing from my page.
You get what I'm saying?
And they know him more, they know more comedians that have been the most movies.
So that's a testament of how times has evolved over, like, television and all that is cool, but you don't really need it.
All you need to be is to have talent and be consistent.
And that's what he is.
You know what I'm saying?
Would you guys want some drinks?
Let me get a little shot.
Oh, yeah, okay.
You want some of who wanted to?
I'm going to have to run out, but I'll give me something.
I want that.
She want to get finan.
You want the rush.
You got a shot glass?
Hey, that's about gone right there.
Hey, wait, wait, wow.
Get everybody for it.
Let's go.
Hey.
We celebrate y'all today, god damn.
What's name is the click or?
Is it?
Rich broke?
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see the wrist bro?
Yeah.
Pass the third.
Yeah, I'm caught.
He got the big Chris, bro.
He got the bitch, bro.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm the VP.
And you got the gear, too, and all that, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, hold on up.
These guys, right?
Okay, poor ass bag.
Oh, ass bag.
Oh, ass bag.
Okay.
Cheers, man.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
We got a fire.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
God damn it.
Cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers, cheers.
Right.
Salus, salo.
Saloo.
Richbrooke.com.
Make sure that get in there.
How about me and E.
He got specials out.
You got a special out?
You got a special out?
Yeah, it's like an all platform.
Oh, yeah?
What's the name of it?
Jay Skee, any question.
Okay.
And was produced by E, the one that did the movie he doing,
Swirrilled TV, filmed, and produced, and everything, yeah.
Okay, now let's go to the lady.
Can we come here?
Yeah.
Okay, yeah.
So, um, how is it being down with all boys?
Well, I mean.
Oh, me.
My bad.
My bad.
I mean, that's that flaw in the shit, my boy?
That's what they say applauded.
Hey, my boy.
Hey, my boy.
I sound like white.
Yeah, yeah, my boy.
Hey, my boy.
Hey, my boy.
That's Brackman Jones, man.
I got that for Blackman Jones.
You know what's so funny about him?
Like, this nigga really was a street, nigga.
Hey, this thing really was a shooter.
Yeah, I'm chilling now.
We live in the old.
Yeah, like, if you don't know, you don't be your sponsorship.
Oh, now you want to come down for your sponsorship.
Yeah, he's a podcast.
Yeah, he's a podcast in that.
He's a lot.
Shut up.
Move on.
All right, you want to move on.
So how is it being that, like an all-male cast?
You know what?
It's dope.
It's dope, man.
I love, and I love all of them.
But I always tell, don't do that.
Don't do that.
Oh, yeah, blah.
How you say that?
I don't do that.
I ain't say that.
I say that.
I love, yeah, it's just all the time.
But I do, I love everybody that I'm around.
And I just think, I always tell you, I think God,
just preparing me for right now because back in the day,
I used to always be with my cousins, be my only girl.
So I think he could just be able to be.
Oh, so being
of that's real.
Yeah, and how to handle yourself
as a woman
being around me
can take all.
And she ain't have to suck no dick
to be with her.
She ain't have to suck no dick.
You got to get it to be wrong.
You got to let it to be wrong.
You got to let her in.
No dick ain't fucking nobody.
Nobody.
Brothers, for real, for real big thing
you be sucking dick for jokes.
No?
No.
She's just a funny real motherfucker.
I don't think we were ready for any of that.
Yeah, she's a funny real motherfucker.
She kept for real.
No, but she's funny, she's a genuine person.
She's loyal, you know what I'm saying?
So that's what I go by.
And she's funny, so that's why she's with me, you know?
So I just got to ask, is there comedians that be out there's like a dick for jokes?
Oh, yeah.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Wait, whoa, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, we're not for to do that.
I ain't there media training with them yet.
I ain't there media training with her yet.
Keep the camera off of her, bro.
We're going to come over here.
We're going to slam.
Yeah.
We're going to make sure this podcast boring.
This episode of him, say the most boringest, put that in the caption.
The most boringest episode ever.
Nah, it's not.
So, my, G.
What's your name, my G?
Nah.
So you from Jacksonville, correct?
Duval County.
Duval County.
Yeah.
You knew him growing up?
Nah.
Okay.
I ain't know that.
He was the north side nigga, you know what I'm the west side?
On the north side, so you're from the south side?
I'm from the west side.
I'm from the west side.
It's stank on their side of the world.
You know what I'm saying?
It is stank on that thing.
We could get a check for real
if that shit they polluted tonight, yeah.
But that's our whole other story.
You're like, what's that shit?
No, for real.
Michigan?
Okay.
What's that shit in Michigan?
Like, you like Flint, Michigan?
No, not that thing.
Not that bad.
I don't know, but I don't know what talking about that right now.
So, so, go ahead.
So tell us, so how did you link up?
See, how we leaned up was his best friend, Henn, I was hanging with Henn.
Shout out of Hian.
Shout out of Hennie.
You know what kind of.
Yeah, he didn't.
He's a Remy, nigger.
Yeah, yeah, he definitely.
Brown, all that type of shit.
Yeah, but he always said, man, I'm going to introduce him.
I was like, man, come on, I ain't with a, I don't want to look like no groupie air.
You know what I'm saying?
And you was already doing comedy?
Yeah, I was already doing.
doing comedy, but you know what I'm saying?
He was definitely like the biggest person coming out of where I'm from.
You know what I'm saying?
So I looked up to him always.
So I used to be like, nah, man.
So he finally introduced us then.
Duvall was like, he called me to the car.
He was sitting in the car.
Remember exactly where he was.
He was sitting in the car.
And he was like, you do comedy.
I was like, yeah.
You're like, if I take you on the road, you've been out bombed.
I was like, man, I ain't going to bomb.
And he asked for my phone number.
So I got back to over there to my crew who I was hanging with it.
I was like, my name ain't going to call, man.
I was like, man.
over that capping and shit, man.
But he didn't give you, like, make you do jokes on the spot,
or nothing like that?
No, not, not.
You got to tell him freestyle.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Okay, I ain't do none of that.
So, just to go back to it, that, he called me, like,
the next day, and he was like, man, we're doing on South Carolina.
You can do it.
I'm like, hell yeah.
So this is your first time.
He never saw you.
Never seen me perform enough.
Oh, that's real snig of shit.
So just to go back, that was, that was in 2017.
It's 2026 now, so I've been on a rule ever since.
Not dead.
Make some more you.
No, you were in jail.
Yeah, you were in jail.
Yeah, you were in jail.
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Politeness.
Go fuck yourself.
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Let's start with your cat.
How is she?
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Okay, great, great, great way to start.
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What would have happened?
Haddy Bond on that first day? Would you just stuck with him?
I probably would stuck with it because, I mean, from Jacksonville
and I always want to put somebody on in Jacksonville.
Ain't too many people from my city doing it.
So, I mean, I look out for a lot
of rappers and shit, you know what I'm saying?
So I just feel like I just part of my
giving my 10% to my city.
I mean, most of the shit I do is for the state, for real.
Shit, I don't think nobody held this bitch down
as long as I have consistently.
Let's clap it up for that.
Let's have it up for that.
Now, we know you to DJ.
So how did you link up?
I was right here, though.
And Day County.
Got that.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Linked up.
Strip club?
No.
Because you listen to me.
Now, this thing was trying to promote a fake pretty Ricky party in
in Melbourne.
It's an interview, man.
I had a host of concert in Melbourne, Florida,
and he had booked these motherfuckers.
He had Toled Liding, so he had Pretty Ricky.
And had three niggas come as Pretty Ricky with Hoodies on.
He had Ricky Pretty.
Yeah.
And I ranked on his ass the whole night.
I rented him the whole night.
You was on the same show?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah, I told you, like, more than stand-up, it was, I used to host rap concert.
Because, you know, I didn't get them.
They already pumped up at the time.
He got Ricardo pretty.
He got him to bring one.
He won it.
I'm telling him.
You know, I'm telling a real nigga.
Hey, bro, you know, I got a little something going on.
But he embarrassed to me.
Damn, bro.
That's crazy.
Yeah, he's telling the old club.
So we left.
I waited until I got on stage, too, because I had already peaked.
You know, back in day.
It wasn't pretty rich.
Yeah, because when I went to the mall.
And I'm like, that ain't no fucking pretty Rick.
That ain't baby blue.
That ain't spectacular.
That ain't pleasure, Pete.
I could have been one of these niggins at this point.
You got a lot of those nests.
Yeah, I got on that stair, like these fake ain't pretty rig.
I mean, it got up by there.
They got up by there.
That's how Dave County.
And that's how we, it's just so I used to always rank on them all the time.
And then he always been doing this thing.
So whenever I see him doing this thing and I, sometimes when I need a DJ,
or whatever, he was always there.
And then when I did the Hip Hop Awards,
I had to get, like, for the Hip Hop Awards,
like, if you look at my career,
I always try to put somebody, like, not just me,
I put everybody on.
So when the Hip Hop Awards came,
I knew that was a moment for Florida.
So I tried to get everybody from Florida
on that goddamn stage.
And I got a picture of it where I got Sam Sneak on that bitch,
V on that bitch, him on that bitch,
all us on that bitch.
And that was a moment for Florida right there.
So that's what part of, he was part of that part,
part of their history there, man.
Right.
So.
Now, let me ask all of y'all,
all of y'all,
um,
y'all have been on his plane
and do you,
you trust him as a pilot?
You fly?
Wait,
you can't fit on the brain?
Wait,
no,
he can't fit on a hell no.
Hell no.
Hell no.
I'm gonna sit, man.
Hell not.
I'm gonna just tell you, man.
It's just one of them,
it's just one of them,
um,
point A to point B type plane.
Like,
That's not, just get me there.
I got three planes.
That was going on.
I got three planes.
And, you know, some people be like, man, y'all be on a jet.
No, that's not a jet.
He's not a jet.
It's the same size as a jet.
That bitch got, that bitch got propeller.
My cow is bigger than a Lear Jet.
My Cal is bigger than a Lear Jet.
And I trust my plane better than most of them jets y'all be renting.
But you fly from Jayville to Miami?
He has propeller.
Blue Cross the Crayal.
country in my share. He got propeller.
To the West Coast?
Nick, I've been flying for eight,
what have been, eight years, nine years.
On a propeller place?
With propellers.
See, that's why I do a career, because we're ignorant
to what it is, because most
of these rich white folks, they got all
these planes I'm talking about.
Like, the only people that be on, they got their planes
for niggas like us.
Them jacks.
They make mud up niggas like us.
And they're being smaller planes.
Yeah, because it's not a situation.
Because it don't make sense to have them big
Can I talk about a situation?
Niggin, we talk about real shit.
Then you go into it.
I'm saying about that job.
It's like 30 D.
Because this nigga drunk.
Give a little shot.
Yeah, damn.
I can't understand.
I'm saying about this stuff.
No, no, no, never mind.
Never mind.
I don't want to talk about it.
Ain't anything.
I just fucked up the whole.
We're trying to educate our people, bro.
Got no one.
It's too late now.
We just fucked up.
I'm just too.
I'm just there.
Hold on.
Is it a double propeller?
Or is it?
It's a double. What the fuck?
Oh, yeah, there's a lot.
I'm gonna say when you're gonna tell him, well, I fly.
You don't know what they're gonna do?
I'm saying why the plane is good.
Hold on, wait, when he asks some questions,
then let me tell me, and then you say whatever.
Yeah, give more, give more.
God damn.
You got socky over there.
Say what?
Say what's no, is in the helicopter?
I haven't been at this one.
No, no, is it a single propeller or something?
I got, only reason I got two propellers
because I fly over water.
Okay.
So it's safer, so if one go out.
So,
one go out, I could still, you know what I'm saying, but.
You just stood up one go, you.
Yeah, you still got, you can still fly.
You can still fly.
You can still fly.
Yeah, you can still blow with one of the propellers go out.
Yes, yes.
You see how they didn't understand that?
Yeah, I am.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm telling you, yes.
All right.
That's not crazy.
You don't panic.
You don't panic.
You don't know.
But that's why I do stuff like this here to give us understanding
and that way we get more into it.
And a lot of people, you know how much,
like right now I can show you my annual for my plane.
You're rich, don't worry.
All right.
This is my bill right now for my little plane.
I got to, and you're like a tune-up every year.
You got to get done.
This year, it came up.
Even the rental of the hangar?
No, no, that ain't even in that.
This is just the tune-up to make sure everything's straight, the maintenance.
This one here was 37,200, and 87.
Imagine how much he saves if he's flying all the time.
No, that's real.
Actually, it's kind of weighs in itself.
It depends on if I fly with all that.
That's when it makes sense.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
But sometimes.
Sometimes it's just...
If you bite yourself, you...
Yeah, it don't make sense.
Like, sometimes...
What's the point of having three, then?
Because it's like a car.
You're not kind of like cars.
You get into it.
But then, too, this is what happened with...
No, this is what happened was,
I had got the first plane and I liked it.
And then my girl at the time,
she was complaining about how small it was.
So I got a bigger plan.
That's what she said.
What kind of girl is this?
She said, she complained about the plane?
Yeah, the bitch...
She ain't with me now.
That's why she ain't with me with me.
Oh.
What did you buy?
You bought a girl don't know
a girl don't complain about the plane.
But it kind of make you think about it's like, you know what, I could.
You know, get a little mode room.
And then you start seeing like, this cabin is big as a little lid jet or bigger than a lead jet.
So I can get the Sessna 421 and then blah, blah, blah.
And that's why I got that one.
So, and then I got the sea plane because I just wanted to land on water.
Oh, that's pretty ill.
That is pretty dope.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can land almost anywhere or you have to be.
I mean, in the water, I mean, in the water, I got to be calm, you know what I'm saying.
I got to be certain ports for you to land a sea plane.
You can land on water anywhere.
Say anywhere.
Anywhere.
For me, I need, like, 500 feet to take off.
You know what I'm saying?
So if I got, like, just 500 feet for that little plane, I could take off any of them.
So you ain't landing in a lake or nothing?
Yeah, that's where I'm mostly...
Hell yeah.
I got to be it on me.
He landed in your pool, man.
He landed in your pool, man.
You're letting him a pool?
No, I beg your poo.
Not that.
Oh, okay.
I could probably land a Rick pool.
I could ride out of Rick pool.
Yeah, but, yeah, yeah, that's what...
I'm 395.
My car took girls.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I understand.
You're saying they're English.
You're gonna land next to the Dominican Republic.
Yeah, but I'm a man.
Some mama want you.
But I do sell like that because I want more pilots.
And over social media, that's why I teach them and more, I see more people that look like us becoming pilots.
You have to do a pilot school?
Yeah, get your hours and stuff like that.
Like you fly your own plane?
Damn.
We just have a hour.
Oh my God, man.
No, no.
Hold on.
This one I've been going through my whole career, especially with Florida.
We're so far behind.
I've been trying to teach niggins.
But we so fucking slow!
No, we just got translated for him.
I got you.
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do it about sock in.
Yeah, it's about polo out of the avion.
That nigga understood everything else.
That shit don't walk.
In fact of the North Spanish.
They know what we're saying.
Uh-huh.
You want to go to another Jack question?
We're right out of Jack question.
We're really open.
This show really over.
This is another couple of minutes.
And we can be wrap about.
Yeah, yeah.
I want to drink more.
He got to drink more.
You want another shot?
Yeah, I definitely want another one.
I definitely want another one.
No, no, no, we're gonna do that, but we're not expecting it.
Love it.
Really?
What?
That's dope.
What?
Traded places with Eddie Murphy?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, trading places is joint.
That's your heart.
I remember coming to America, he saw the old man again?
Yeah, yeah, that was crazy.
They were homeless?
That's your love.
Ah.
When he robbed them blind.
Mm-hmm.
Who the best stand-in-in-in-all-time?
It's subjective.
That's like, you can't-
Subjective.
Subjectively.
I don't have no subject because everybody
gave a piece.
I find something and everything.
And I don't think no comedian should say
who they think.
Because that's like judging.
That's for people to judge.
You know what I'm saying?
Comedy is subjective.
Like what you might think fun or what he might think fun.
It's just like music.
You can't compare art.
You can do that in sports.
And that's what I think that's one of the main problems.
And I think we do too much critiquing on.
art and there's really no critiquing in it.
With sports, you can because there's a win or lose.
Like, what you might think the best rap are alive, for whatever reason, might be what you
want.
So you don't think in comedy in a club, though, it's kind of collective laughter that
makes it funny.
In some, it's collective in that group, but in some audience, they might not get
whatever the same.
Like, if I come down here, like, I come down here, I can tell Haitian jokes all day.
It's going to rip.
I do it in Jacksonville.
We don't really give a fuck about it.
See what I'm saying?
Do you know?
Do you know?
We do, but it's not as big as preplains.
Like, it's really...
They got bohemians over there.
Behavians.
I'm about to correct you.
Bohenians.
So, I mean, it's just like, there's anybody...
I don't think no...
Thank you.
Just my opinion.
I don't think no comedian should say who.
You can shout out who you like, but saying who you don't like, you just hating.
That's right.
Ain't really say it's who you don't like.
You still be deep-sea diving?
I haven't in a while.
Man, I do everything.
thing for us, man. What I do
is because I can't even... You like the crocodile
Dundee. No, it's real talk, because I understood
a long time ago, I understood
a long time ago that
people don't listen, they follow.
So I just understood, I just
give Nick's shit to follow and y'all going to follow
me. And that's what y'all do. Y'all just follow
whatever I do, but I follow it
in a way to make it for y'all
or for us, you know what I'm saying, to where
you're going to enjoy it. You going to get more out of following me
than I'm going to get out of you following me.
You get in the same? You know what I'm going to deep-seed-
I don't want school down at one time, but I told him I'm ready to go with the shocks.
Oh, I just went with shogs too.
Wait a minute.
Wait, in a cage or free?
Both.
I don't have done it all, dude.
What kind of sharks?
Let's take a shot for that.
That's on a real thing.
What thing?
I got broke.
I got, I swear with great white.
I swim with whale sharks.
I got a pigeon that with a barrel of them.
I just sent with, um.
Hammerheads?
Yeah, hammerheads.
Yeah, hammerheads.
Tiger sharks.
I got video with him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, that's how you know, that you, that you, you, you,
Oh, there's some crocodile done these shit.
You heard what you see what he just said?
He's like, you know, hammerheads.
Like, what the fuck is, what do you mean?
A hammerhead is nothing.
This was in Bahamas.
You're fucked up, man.
So hammerheads don't white humans.
Come on.
Why'd you say?
No, I want to go.
I want to be in a cage.
You try to be there chicken nugget, man.
Oh, oh, man, I don't play with this shit, man.
I don't even know how to swim.
I wouldn't be in the kid.
Just in case you want to see video of me swimming down there.
Yeah, send us that.
Send us that.
You look like a mermaid.
Yeah.
That's a woman, God.
That's another one.
Oh, okay.
It's me in the cage with the Great White.
That's me in the cage.
Why are you in the cage, though?
Where's that at?
That's the South America.
I mean, South Africa.
Yeah, cool.
But that's how they do it, though, over there.
You know what I'm saying?
But I swirmed without them in Mexico with the gray white, with the gray white.
But socks don't really be giving the fucking about that.
Wait, wait, but what preparation do you have before you do that?
What you mean?
Like, I'm saying, do you prepare them?
I go with people that do what they're doing.
You get shark psychology?
Like, yo, I know what you do that?
No, I go over people that know what they're doing.
Like, I'm not going to be the first nigga to do it.
You don't be like, yeah, great wife, bam, I'm in.
No, no.
But, I mean, I kind of got a good, better understanding of the shorts just from being around.
I realize they're not really giving the fuck about us like that.
But you ain't jumping in the water with nobody but has a mention.
They'd be sharks in my backyard.
In Camp Duvold?
Not in the Bahamas.
Okay.
Okay.
I got shark bear witness.
I got stingray.
I got all.
That's my pets in my backyard in Bahamas.
I got shots in the lake
I got shots
I got scared
We did troll
Me and Johnny
We did troll and say
We had lobsters in my lake
In Camp Duvah
Who TV Johnny?
Yeah
He came to Camp Duvah
Yeah
Let me tell you something
That's what we should have shot
This shit
Yeah let me tell you something
I have went to Watts
or some shit
Get it them came out there
I was in there
I know I saw that
I was up with TV Johnny
And I was getting something
But before I went there
I had went to Watts
and I thought like I had
did something else. I was like, yo, I just came back from Watts,
you know what I'm saying? Like, I'm an East Coast dude. Like, we ain't,
we ain't walking me and shit like that. And they open harm me.
And he goes, so what is that? I said, that's like the hood.
He goes, that's no hood. I go, what? He goes, I'm from Vietnam.
They eat my dog. So I was like, I, I know, I was like, yo, I know this might be
some, like, language translation bullshit. So, like, what do you mean?
They ate your dog? He said, no, I go to the store. I come out. They ate his dog.
And his dog.
Like he put his dog like to...
They took it to eat it.
They didn't eat it right there.
Yeah, they did.
No, he ate his own sandwich.
This is what he said to me.
No, I don't know.
I don't think of it.
You understand.
John need to tell a story for real.
He got a good story.
Like, Johnny really came from nothing.
No, no.
Vietnam's serious.
The way you're making it seem is like the leash, the dog and the leash, just meat.
No, no.
No.
It was illegal.
Like he was telling me a story about, he said, somebody went to America and he came back and they asked him about Mary.
He said, they have fans on their roof, and they locked them up for saying that because they didn't want people believe it.
No, no.
That's where he comes.
Say it again?
I'm sorry.
Like, they don't want, like, they don't want the outside.
It's still a communist country.
Wow.
Like, you have to sneak.
I don't know if it is right now, but when he was coming up, they had to sneak out of there.
And they get locked up and all that shit there.
So he really came from nothing.
and I fuck with him just how lawyer he'd been with me for over two.
Not just as, he didn't get a lot of my fucking money, but he got me to.
But he always showed me love.
Like, I mean, when I was at the improv in Houston one time and I used to sell shirts afterwards,
that niggins sat there and sold all them shirts with me.
You know what I'm saying?
So from then on, I was like, you know what I fuck with it.
And he didn't have to, you know what I'm saying?
Because he already got money from it because I had bought something from him,
so he didn't have to do this shit, but he always did.
So that there, like I say, I'll pay attention to people that,
that's loyal, do shit that ain't got to do it.
You know what I'm saying?
It ain't how you treat me.
It's how you treat other people and shit like that.
And that's why he's still here.
You know what I'm saying?
Because shit, there's a lot of jewelers came and went.
Pick up TV Johnny, man.
He don't even go about TV Johnny.
He don't even go.
He goes, Johnny Dang.
We know it's Johnny Dang.
But they don't know.
Johnny Dang.
Johnny Dang.
Listen, every time I see motherfucking Westie Snipes,
that nigga still Nino Brown.
I'm sorry, man.
You can't outgrow that, man.
There's certain shit, you just can.
Yeah, I'll grow, man.
Yeah, yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
One more question.
Who are winning in a fight between you and Shaq?
Damn.
Well, y'all got the worst.
How about stayed on this while with this type of questions?
Because the questions are basic.
Because people are like idiots.
Just like this.
Yeah, people like simple.
You're right.
People like simple shit.
That's what I can.
That's how bored people is in life.
Jesus, man.
Come on.
No, people don't have nothing to do.
Most of the time, if you think we all idle most of our lives.
You know, most of our lives.
You know, most losers,
Most losing.
Not even losing.
I'm just saying most humans are either most our life imagining.
So social media gave us time to just sit and watch other people.
Right.
Right.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's why we got to.
Really, we want to see how faulty people are just like us.
That's really what we do.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're trying to find, you're trying to find some identity.
With alcohol on top of that.
We're alcohol on top of that.
Yeah.
Make some noise for that?
Yeah.
Everybody trauma bonding.
Everybody trauma bonding.
So if you got a good shot on Shaq,
you think you're knocking him out?
A shot?
Like a shot?
Boom, like...
No, I can't reach his Joe.
Damn.
The fuck?
I didn't look at it like that.
I can't reach his Joe.
If you had a trampoline, then...
No, I'm a...
I got a shoe of a nigga, that's right, man.
Forgot that part.
Whoever invented the gun, there had to be a little nigga.
Even this shit out.
Like, what the fuck I'm like...
It ain't even mad at two.
Real talk.
Like, why, it's like fighting the nigger.
You need to own a gun.
This nigga too south.
But I'm not fired him.
I got you.
I'm definitely...
I'll find a...
me a bigger fat nigga, but a nigga
a nigga, a nigga, son like that over six.
Now, you gotta get shot.
I'm not doing that.
Hey, P, watch out.
No, nigga, you can't fight no motherfucker that big
and my side.
Nick can't tell you, you can, but I ain't on that.
I'm too old.
Because I'm not shooting because I'm hard.
I'm shooting because I'm scared.
How about Kevin Hart in the foot race?
That nigga exercise, bro.
Yeah, that's right.
He didn't exercise.
He didn't have a lot.
He got it.
He got it.
He got it.
He got it.
Okay.
All right.
Anything else y'all want to say before we wrap it up?
I just want to say.
Yeah, we good, man.
That thing is doing the same, man.
You got to grab it.
Y'all won't watch him on the We don't Wards Tour.
You're going to watch me on the We'll Awards Tour.
Yeah, I got watching a video all the time.
You got to tell you, I do it all the time.
Yes, man.
We're going to have you on here at Dolo.
Yes.
Yeah.
And he's going to drink.
I promise you'll be drinking.
I'm disappointed in you.
No, no, no, no.
And you all the top.
You all the time.
You all in time.
I'm telling you.
And I don't tell him, man, that nigger Drake.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You thought Shannon Sharp drink.
Damn.
Yeah, no, I drink.
I just got to relax sometimes.
You know what I'm saying?
You're saying, Shannon Sharp?
Wait, Sean, you say it's a drink.
So you say a nigga.
So you say a nigga, but they can't say a nigger.
For now.
Hold on, we think it's contradicted.
Yeah, but I'm not drinking.
That's why I take a nigga out of years because everything is contradicted.
We all full of shit.
Amazing point.
We all, we all contradict yourself in lives, you know what I'm saying?
So you can't fall somebody.
Whenever they, I just,
be like you just ain't you just at that point in your life right now you it's all your own spiritual
journey to make yourself feel better do what you do but i ain't what i'm doing just be a good
motherfucker be a good person yeah be good to people it's really that simple bro but it's so hard
we so programmed to chase money it it kind of it kind of smokes our brains out to doing what we
supposed to do but like i say i try to move with how i move to try to instill in everybody else
It's just like if you had to drive-thru restaurant
You pay for somebody's food behind them
Then they'd give them up there
You know what, I'm gonna pay for the nigga behind it
So it's the same thing
You think that shit really happens?
It does that.
It makes these type of motherfuckers
They're real motherfuckers down
It makes them want to help other motherfuckers
And all the comedians that came up
After me, they all help each other out
You know what I'm saying?
Like before that comedians was assholes
That's why you saw all the niggas beefing with each other
The comedians, me and after
You don't see them do that
Because they watch niggas like me and the other motherfuckers.
They saw it and that they do it now.
Like 85% they all together, they all look out for each other.
And they go to a kid and they're going to loyalty to each other.
That wasn't happening back in the day.
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I think it kind of like you've seen the comedian togetherness after COVID.
It was like that before it.
It was like that before.
I was doing that.
You know what I was doing it?
People doing it just wasn't programs.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all just, we were so caught up into the hip-bog word.
It wasn't public.
It wasn't public.
You know what's crazy.
But I was doing it.
I realized how important comedy was during COVID.
Like, I always knew comedy was being important, but, I mean, like, motherfuckers was just
staying home and just- Everybody was just in their own world.
Like, I was able to make so much money where y'all weren't paying no attention.
But it's just, and I liked it like that because it kept me with a bunch of other niggas
that just want to do stand-up now.
I can still eat off that shit.
Dude already saved niggas.
Like, he saved his friends.
Like, he saved a nigga.
It ain't just saving, just seeing somebody that you, that you,
you fuck with and you want them to, because you got to think,
especially in Florida, bro, like, we ain't got too many avenues out this bitch.
We kind of built that avenue through our generation, through our age group.
Because the four there wasn't too much besides Luke, you know what I'm saying?
So we-
But that's what EIF is.
Yeah, so we build this shit and we try to compare it to other people race.
But we in our own race,
We came a long way in the last 20 years.
They didn't know what Duval was at first.
Now they're seeing it.
It's a household name all over the world now.
So it just shows how over time just in Jacksonville,
just how Miami doesn't evolve,
with everybody from Calais, Rouse, Trick to Major Nine, Pitbull.
Man, Pit Bull is like a...
Shit, that's a real story.
Like, I remember we was on Memorial Weekend.
We just said that he was past Flyers out with...
No, pit.
Pit is the real trick, man.
Real deal.
I mean, that's a trick for...
For Liljohn, I mean, we were sitting in one club on South Beach.
It might have been one that you were DJ in there.
He was like, man, huh?
Right?
I'm not sure.
It was so long, though.
This was about 20 years ago.
Yeah, I mean, there's so many years.
He was signed to Luke.
Yeah, yeah.
And he was just like, man, he's like, man, we're going to be next.
He kept saying, he's like, you're going to kill the comment.
I'm going to kill with the rap shit.
And so just to see people, that's why I don't understand what people say they want you to,
they want you to do good, but not better than them.
I've never understood that.
Because how can we win?
Like, I feel like if he come up, I'm good for life.
Right.
Because, like, it's just, that's how we win.
Like, it's just simple.
Like, if you watch any other culture community, that's what they do.
And we're trying to jump in their world.
Why?
Right.
Because we got on the world.
We just got to stay on our pace.
We might not get them billions in our generation,
but we're going to get it the next one because that's what they did.
They sacrificed on that.
And they're even sacrificed because we're living good.
Right.
We just got to keep that infrastructure.
construction and keep it going.
And we got to pass down the knowledge.
And we are basing the down.
As OGs, we got to keep passing it down.
But we do it in actions.
You know what I'm saying?
Like our generation ain't know about planes.
They got people like me to see.
Now I ain't talking about jets, but you know like, shit,
I can go get me a plane.
You know what I'm saying?
And so it's just.
John Travolta over here.
Yeah.
So it just makes you, because you are what you see.
And if you don't see somebody that look like you do it,
you ain't going to do it.
So that's why I try to do certain shit and implement,
especially in Florida.
Because we ain't got too many of the nigs like, shit.
So shit, we got to put each other on.
And honorable mention dead presents from Tallahassee, Florida as well.
Dead prayers.
Oh, yeah, their prayers.
I love them.
Dead prayers.
My dog, my only man.
Like.
I got, I just looked at a picture of throwback with them niggas from 20 years ago in New York at
BBQs.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it was at BBQs.
Shout out to Ply's as well.
Like Florida got so much talent, man.
And we all, and the fun thing about, we all stick to ourselves, but we all fuck with each other.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like, we're going to try to jump each other way.
I don't know if that's a lot.
just a personal ego thing.
Did you ever used to go to TJ's DJs?
Yeah.
We used to, we was regular as it.
It was regular as there.
Yeah, we're all, like...
At the moon.
All the hip-hop shit, he came from Florida.
Florida, you can't tell them nothing.
You got to be quiet.
It's the truth.
It's the truth.
Everything you're saying,
everything you see in hip-hop now,
it's damned that what we've been doing.
All the ghetto shit, it comes from Florida.
Mm-hmm.
It's just...
And in Georgia's just...
And Atlanta used to come to TJ's DJ's.
Yeah, everything.
And banner and T-Pin and everything.
Because after Jack the Rap, it wasn't ever, T-J, DJ, DJ.
And Ozone when they did the awards.
And I used to host that, too.
You know what I'm saying?
So all that little shit that, that's why I said,
I didn't go the route that most comedians when I went, I created my own route.
Because we didn't have all this shit.
So all I had was hip-hop.
So we was all at the same time.
So we all came, and I was one of the only comedians.
I might be me, Marvin Dixon.
Marvin Dixon.
Who else?
Larry Dahl.
Larry Dahl.
Larry Dahl.
Who else from here?
I mean, this is all Florida.
It's only about three of us, and that's in 40 years.
And that's whack.
You see what I'm saying?
So when you see somebody like that, that's why I put somebody like that on.
That's just in comedy.
But I try to do it in everything.
Not just in common.
I do it in everything.
I move.
I got people that look up to me just, like y'all say, scuba diving.
You know what I'm saying?
Something in general just, it's bigger than just the entertainment part.
Yeah, we're not going to go to.
You don't have to, but scuba diving.
Open my mind that, for real, that made me.
realize how much I didn't know, you know what I'm saying?
Because you realize like, damn, I'm really dumb.
You know what I'm saying?
Because you don't realize how much you know.
Yeah, it's a whole world.
So if it's that much you don't know, just imagine how much other shit you don't know.
So you realize we all ignorant and don't know too much as we think.
Anybody that tell you they know shit, they're full of shit.
And then we fight over bullshit.
Fighting over shit.
It's really we fight over money because niggas ain't got no money.
So they just cramling, especially our age, these niggas ain't got no money.
So this is the last question.
All right.
You bohemian?
The Bahamian?
The Bahian?
So this is the last question, right?
Like you doing, being a comedian doing music and rappers doing comedians, do you think
comedians should do music as well?
I think it's all in one.
All on the individual?
When you think back in the day, that's what it always been.
And then the 80s, it kind of started that genre shit.
But back in the day, Sam and David's June and all of them, when you go to the Vegas shows,
they did everything.
They did stand-up?
Yeah, they did everything.
They did everything.
It just came back.
It just started coming back over time.
It's true.
What young person under my age that don't do everything?
That's an entertainer.
Who don't do everything?
That's a true entertainer, though.
That's a true entertainer.
You do, but you don't nowadays.
I mean, some people getting off just doing it.
You're going to flop.
It's going to flop.
I mean, a lot of them may flop.
You know what I'm saying?
Well, it's like he said, like, it's subjective.
I think it's much harder to be a comedian than a rap.
I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It ain't nothing hard than stand-up.
It is.
I mean, I don't know.
If you go with words, though, eat.
If you go with words, you're going to come out easy.
I don't know.
I don't think you can speak it that easy.
All the thing is boxing.
All right.
So could a stand-up be as prolific as an MC, as a Nause, as a Kendrick and
let you have that talent?
Yeah.
A great one could be better.
The talent, yes.
I would say better.
Well, I'm asking you, which comedian transferred over?
George Carlin.
What's you saying?
What's the most?
What comedian could become an MC like a Kendrick, a Rakim, a knife?
Well, comedians said the same thing.
I did.
Shit, I went number one.
What emce?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
No, no, no.
No, no.
You're doing that.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let's say this.
He did.
He did.
He did that.
He did, man.
But what singer and rapper has did the reverse?
He did the- Right.
There's no rapper that did the reverse.
No, he-
But I'm not talking about rappers.
Hold on, this is the difference.
A singer, whoever.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm talking about an MC.
An MC, a lyrical MC.
Not a rapper.
I think you do it.
Can you what?
What's the question?
What comedian was able to transfer it and be a lyrical MC like a naz,
Rock Kim or Kendrick.
Don't nobody want to do that shit.
Nobody wanted to.
Now my question is this.
Most of those lyrical guys.
That's only for us all niggins.
I don't like you to fuck about that shit.
Guess what all those lyrical guys?
Let me live, man.
All those lyrical guys.
We just talked about evolved.
Yeah, they got evolved.
We got into prediction.
We all come to say.
No, no contradiction.
We got involved to better lyrics.
It seemed like the lyrical guys
want to end up being competing.
as much.
I say more stories.
You know what I think?
I think we just hold on to it
because we learned a lot through hip hop.
But this generation,
it's like how white people was back when we came up.
They just like it for what it is
and they have a good time.
It's just a sound trick of what it is.
But that's not what it is.
It is.
It is.
It can be.
That is not what hip hop is.
Hip-on was breakdancing too, though.
What is hip-hop?
Yeah.
You don't want to say a nigga breakdance the best?
You don't care about it.
No, I do.
I actually do.
Show me a video right now
Show me in your history right now
you watch the niggas break dancing
in the last week.
You got your own motherfucker here.
I got to see.
I just fuzzling a breakdancing.
I can tell you.
Oh, dad.
Are you sponsored?
It went to the Olympics.
Come on.
This is the thing.
Let's not disengage from what hip hop is.
This is my thing.
It went to the Olympics and this is the thing.
And then we're all saying, wait, maybe this is not hip hop.
It's a part of hip hop.
It is.
It is.
It is in the Olympics.
It is hip-hop.
But hip-hop is a culture now.
Hip-hop is an entire culture.
It's not just the music to me.
So that's why, if you go about what you're saying,
then none of that shit matters about what's,
if they went from lyrical to being funny.
No, no, I just ask if it translates.
I didn't say it doesn't matter.
I'm just saying, does it translate the same way?
It can if it's done right.
And that's why I say people like me proved it.
If you, just the same way I came from comedy to music,
you can do the same thing.
If it's done right, and if anybody can do it,
Tip can do it with his articulate as.
You see what I'm telling you, it just takes time.
That's the thing, that's why I say it's like boxing.
It's like you got to stay on it.
As soon as you get out of it, you're going to feel it.
You know what I'm saying?
at any moment, you can get booed.
I don't get fucking how big you is.
See, Dave Chappelle still got booed.
You know what I saw that.
You know what I'm saying?
I was there when Dave Chappelle got booed.
You see what I'm saying?
But it's still they stop him, though.
He's still with the greatest of all time.
So I'm saying?
So ain't nothing harder than stand-up.
You know what I'm saying?
I think it's harder to be stand-up than...
It is.
It is.
In the M-C.
It definitely is.
I don't agree with that.
See, stand-up is the hardest thing,
but it's the easiest thing to get into.
I agree.
And that's what you get into it.
But once you get into it.
No, you just don't say.
Okay.
Oh, anybody can do it.
Maybe I'm agreeing.
It's not entertaining people by rapping.
I don't think it's definitely nobody.
I don't think everybody's built for stand-up at all.
They don't, they don't need.
I don't think an MC could do stand-up.
Right.
I don't think it goes that way.
You know, so you don't know.
I think what he's saying is harder to do stand-up.
Because Jim just proved it.
You say, you said you don't, but you say you don't think.
No, no, I say I agree with that.
I don't think it goes that way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get what you saying.
Yeah, but I didn't get his joke
where he was trying to do
where he got like, at World's Island.
But that's, you just make...
You brought him in the beginning.
And then on top of that, you just, you just, you're just critiquing again.
I'm just seeing that little...
And that's just your opinion.
Correct.
I'm just saying, it's just, that little piece,
there's nothing funny in that little piece.
Yeah, that's a little piece.
Even on that little piece, that's your fucking opinion.
Wait, wait, right, wait, wait, right, right.
Correct, I am.
I am. I never seen the stand-down.
I never seen the stand-up.
You don't fucked up, Eddie.
Yeah, I think he's...
It's just like,
It's just like,
I don't know about
the beach is, though.
It's just like,
y'all don't even understand
what stand-up is.
Y'all don't understand
to understand it.
That's my opinion.
That's my opinion.
Dave Chappelle special.
Can y'all name any joke on the special?
No.
You know why?
Because y'all don't give a fuck.
Y'all don't give a fuck about this shit.
Y'all just want to hear
what he got to say about certain topics.
That's what I'm saying.
It's just like,
y'all, our brains don't care about stand-up
as much as we think we do.
Our brain don't care about music.
is lyrics as much as we think we do.
We're more, that's why I say we got to go about actions more than words.
Because our actions tell the way, that's why music tells us that because it's hypnotizing.
But I will tell you that I will remember how many times I laughed during a stand-up.
Like how much it made me-
Yeah, but you don't, you might even remember the joke.
No, no, you're right.
But that's where the magic come in.
You see what I'm saying?
But when you put it on critiquing shit, now you read and everything.
You see what I'm saying?
You read and every joke.
I don't like that.
What is that?
You're reading that.
You see what I'm saying?
And we're in the world with every...
I don't know that good, so I didn't read into that crazy.
But it just wasn't...
But then you're dealing with...
It just wasn't...
But the first thing you...
You already...
You already judge him soon as you say that's T.I.
Yeah.
That's already...
Because I know he's talented already, but...
No, but you don't even understand your programming.
You don't even understand your programming.
That's the thing.
You don't even understand your program.
You got to understand as a comedian.
we program people.
It's a magic show.
All this shit is magic.
Just like rap, it's all magic.
But y'all will realize y'all getting
social media.
Everybody's getting programmed as we speak.
Oh, for sure.
The algorithm is just another form of programming.
That's all it is.
That's what I do every morning.
That's why I'm able to...
Ain't nobody been as relevant as long as me
on social media.
And I use that shit like the radio.
You know why you know Tom, John,
and all that?
Because they be with you every fucking morning.
You know why you know?
know me because every fucking morning who's the first person you see my ponies and you can stand it
for 20 years so over time you ain't gonna have no choice but to get into it and love it so it's the same
thing little duval say one going to say shit and look we got a lot of gems out of right now
no it's just programs it's just understanding and understanding and once you understand everybody
the easy person that be programmed is people that don't know they can be programmed and that's most
us niggas because we think we know everything but we really don't we really don't we still and when
I'm just talking about black people.
I'm talking about just our community, hip hop, you know what I'm saying?
We just, we're the most ignorant, arrogant, arrogant motherfucker.
We don't know shit, but we swear we know everything, but we ain't.
Right.
We'll figure that.
The smartest person knows they don't know shit.
Yeah, it's like.
That's actually.
It's really, and that's why I know.
I know I'm in Florida education.
I ain't but so much I know, but by me knowing that, it makes me learn better.
I don't get my being looking stupid.
Because I ain't gonna look the stupid once or twice.
You know, maybe three.
But that's how we got it.
We just got a steel out on all my eyes
and chase the right shit.
And the longest we can move in the movie,
the people that's going to get it,
they're going to get.
The people that don't,
you just make money off their poor ass.
God damn.
Make it.
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Over the last couple years,
didn't we learn that the folding chair was invented by black people because of what happened in Alabama?
To Montgomery Bra.
This Black History Month, the podcast, Selective Ignorance with Mandy B,
unpackes black history and culture with comedy, clarity, and conversations that shake the status quo.
The Crown Act in New York was signed in July of 2019, and that is a bill that was passed to prohibit
discrimination based on hairstyles associated with race.
To hear this and more, listen to Selective Ignorance with Mandy B from the Black Effect
Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
wherever you get your podcast.
What if mind control is real?
If you could control the behavior of anybody around you,
what kind of life would you have?
Can you hypnotically persuade someone to buy a car?
When you look at your car, you're going to become overwhelmed with such good feelings.
Can you hypnotize someone into sleeping with you?
I gave her some suggestions to be sexually aroused.
Can you get someone to join your cult?
NLP was used on me to access my subconscious.
Mind Games, a new podcast exploring NLP,
a.k.a. Neurolinguistic programming.
Is it a self-help miracle, a shady hypnosis scam, or both?
Listen to Mind Games on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
What is something you've had to unlearn about love?
That it's earned.
That I was unworthy of love.
That it needs to be forever for it to count.
February is the month of love.
Whether you're in a relationship, casually dating, or proudly single, it's a good.
great time to reflect on yourself and what you want.
I'm Hope Woodard, host of the Boy Sober podcast, and each week we're looking at love
from every angle.
Listen to Boy Sober.
That's B-O-Y-S-O-B-E-R.
On the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
On the Adventures of Curiosity Cove podcast, what if there's more to the story than we've been
told?
This Black History Month, Adventures of Curiosity Cove invites families into a playful mystery that blends history, science, and imagination.
As Ella and her friends investigate a missing peanut butter case, they uncovered the legacy of a brilliant innovator.
George Washington Carver!
And learn how curiosity fuels creativity.
In this Black History Month adventure, Adventures of Curiosity Code shows kids that asking questions,
thinking creatively and imagining what's possible can lead to amazing discoveries.
Because history isn't boring.
It's full of surprises.
At Curiosity Cove.
Listen to Adventures of Curiosity Cove every Monday from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
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Guaranteed human.
