Drink Champs - Episode 497 w/ Donnell Rawlings

Episode Date: April 17, 2026

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the legendary, Donnell Rawlings!Donnell Rawlings pulls up with pure comedy energy, turning the interview into a wild, unfiltered ride. Known for his iconic run on Chappelle’s Show and unforgettable characters like Ashy Larry, Donnell wastes no time bringing laughs while dropping real stories from his decades in the game.Chopping it up with N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN, Donnell dives into his journey from Washington, D.C. to becoming one of comedy’s most recognizable voices. He reflects on working alongside legends, the cultural impact of Chappelle’s Show, and how his raw, unapologetic style helped shape hip-hop comedy.As the drinks keep flowing, the conversation gets even more unfiltered—touching on industry politics, wild tour stories, and Donnell’s take on today’s comedy landscape. His signature humor blends with real talk, giving fans both hilarious moments and insightful gems about longevity and staying relevant.This episode captures everything fans love about Drink Champs: no filters, no scripts, just authentic storytelling. With Donnell Rawlings in the building, expect nonstop laughs, classic behind-the-scenes moments, and a reminder of why his voice still hits hard in the culture today.Make some noise for Donnell Rawlings!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.comFollow:Drink Champshttps://www.drinkchamps.comhttps://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttps://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttps://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttps://www.crazyhood.comhttps://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttps://www.twitter.com/djefnhttps://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttps://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Drink up, motherfucker. Tony, what is Shibby? This is your boy, N-O-R-E. What up is DJ E-F-N. Hey, what's up? It's Jack Thriller, the bitch killer. Okay. And today, we have a legend.

We have a comedic icon. This man has held down us for years. Anytime we needed to laugh, this man has been there for us, for all of us. He has held us down. He is a legend of a legend.

He's an icon, an icon. And I've been trying to get this man his flowers. I've been wanting to let him know how much he means to this game, how much he mean to this sport, the thing that we participate in. He's a part of the joke. He wants to be the joke, and he is the joke.

And in case you don't know who we're talking about, we talk about the one only. Motherfucking done that way! Yo, I was waiting for you to say, give it up for Dave Chappelle. Yo, I didn't even know you felt that way. Nah, nah, no, you my... All right, damn.

I'm about to say you my nigga. I'm trying to stop saying a nigga. No, no. I'm trying to stop saying a nigga. You don't got to say like a dude like you doing Terrest. Like, nigga! Nigger! Just, like, just burn it up.

Nigga! Nica! Just say you got Tourette. Off top. Off top, you did, um, um, uh, we, we judge people by what they drink. Right. And you, you ordered the, the Birz. The Birx Christ, Christ, Christa.

Oh, shit. I got to be honest. I did one of Burts podcast, right? And he asked me, you did the, um, the cavern. No, no, not that one. Something's burning. Something burning. Where he cooks and everything, right?

Yeah, we just did that. Oh, yeah. We did that. And he said, what is this vodka? I also, what is it called? Also, also. Also. So he was like, he was like, you want some, also?

I was like, man, I don't fuck with that shit, right? And he said, you do know that's my vodka, right? So as a tribute to him, I wanted to make sure I drink this shit. And it's pretty good, too. I did it. No, it's very good. Yeah. It's very good.

But I also saw you, I'm going to be honest with you. I saw you on the cabin. Right. And that's when I knew you were black as black as black. Why why you say that? You did not like any white jokes. You, first off, I was supposed to do that episode. It was supposed to be Bill Burr, right?

And then Bill Bill Burr. Bill Burr? Bill Burr. That's the white guy who is married to our sister. Yeah, we're right ahead. Yeah, yeah, we're right here. So when they pitched the show, I did to me, I wasn't so excited about it. Because, you know, the white boys got all the frat boy humor, right?

But then when it was supposed to be a parent with me and Bill Burr. So I was like, there was a good chance I hadn't really worked with Bill Burr since the Chappelle show. I thought it was a good opportunity for us. You know, then we had some little. underline and stuff going on. So I'd just be perfect. So when I show up, I looked on the trailers, right? And I didn't see Bill Burr's name.

I saw, what's the, Bobby Lee? Right? And then when I saw Bobby Lee, I said, this shit might be some crazy shit. It's almost like Mr. Lee. Bobby Lee and Bobby Lee and Bert Kreischer, they can't wait to get naked to do stupid shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I knew it's going to have, as soon as I walk in,

Burke Kreis's butt-ass naked with a bear in front of his dick, right? And Bobby Lee, Bobby Lee, that he was naked. No, stop. No, I'm telling you, he was naked on the floor like this. As soon as Bobby, he saw. My friend, my friend, my friend, yeah, he won't be your friend after this story. But, yeah, you're a homosexual Tennessee friend. Yo, Burke was butt-ass naked, and Bobby Lee said, Nails my chance.

Jump right in front of him naked. I was like, this not going to be the show for me. Yeah. But they knew that, like, I was the, everybody else was, everybody was excited, but it was funny. But I will say, that's not brand of humor. But at the same time, me and Burry, been knowing each other for years. We had a show on Comedy Central years ago

called Reality Bites Back. Absolutely. Where we connected with that. So I said, I'll do it for them. But when I went there, it was definitely obvious that I was not excited to be there. You know what I'm saying?

I was proud of your blackness. Yeah, because white boys are the only people. I was proud of your back. They could do shit like, yeah, then I put my balls on your neck. Yeah. Niggins don't do that shit. I mean, African America.

Niggas don't do that, right? It could be an issue. But it was, it was a fun show. People, I'm going to tell you, this is the best part of the show. It was a crazy show. But the best part out, like, there's one moment when everybody's sitting at the table, right? And then we started talking about fatherhood and stuff like that. And it was a...

Oh, you wanted the Chinese guy, when did that it? It was Korean. That was racist. My back. It was Korean. And you're all I see, yo, they got Kiyang Nem, Hongo Malo Chokin. For the Korean people, y'all know what it is. Yobe seo.

Yobe Seo. Yo bea seo. Yipo yi yi'i. Money yipso, Khachee. He, money, yip so hapsi da. and that's the song if you went to buying Korea and pussy. And the translation, Yobe Seo, Yobo Siyah, let's come here. Let me talk to you.

Money Upso, Kada Chogi. You ain't got the money, get the fuck out of here. Money Eipso, hapsi da. And that is in celebration of people to buy pussy in Korea. And I learned that. I'm going to be honest. I have to ask. Why do you know that?

I was in the United States Air Force for four years. And the first place, base, I was stationed. It was in Kuntzang, Korea. And I was over there four year. and I used to work. I was a military police officer. A lot of people don't know that part of my life. I was the worst police.

I made one arrest in like four years. My handcuffs was brand new at the beginning. I didn't know what Miranda was. I thought it was a busy to work in the club down the street. And I got connected with the culture, and I used to work with Korean military police every day. So the thing, I was excited about the culture. So every day I was practiced how to speak different words in Korean.

And I learned that song. I'm not like, in my bio it says fluently, but I'm like conversation level. I can tell if somebody's talking shit about me. In Korea. And then I know how to say this is going to be a good one. This is how, and if anybody's curious, I'm thinking about buying sex in Korea, this is how you, this is how much for the pussy in Korean. Poji O'Mayo. Poji O'Mayo.

I feel like you know that. You're going to jail. You're going to jail. If you remember that, don't take it to a karaoke spot. You're going to be fucked up. Poji-O-Mayo, that's how you said. It's not Poggi-O-Manyo. Not important, but, you know, that's some of the things I learned when I was stationed in the career.

Let's make some noise. Let's make some noise. Now, we're going to bounce around a little bit, but... Good to see you, Jack. Man, it's good to see you. You talked to you in a while. I remember when you had a regular eye, nigga, you got the ball of eye. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, you had a marble, this d'Imen got diamonds in his eye and everything down. Yeah, a little Dubol bought this out for me, man. You know what he got a nail. accident, you know, he had a, I took care of him, he had wiped his ass, all that. You know, he had wanted to pay me back. He wanted to pay me back. That's the night.

That's the nice thing. But how did you wipe his ass without being able to see it? No. No, how do you wipe his ass and talk about it? You're not. You're not a real friend. He did say this on the show. He did say that, that.

And I thought he was being a comedian. This is a true story. That's a true story. I don't know with you. Like, you literally lit, it wipes. It wipes up. Yeah, man. That's my doubt.

But you commit a bunch of times. No, I didn't. Don't respect no shit. I got shit. I got shit. You're a hard to do that. That's the next level of fresh shit. Literally, don't respect most shit.

No, come on. Think about it. Like, if you got a girl, right? You got a girl and everything and you're not really that comfortable with her. And you know what I'm saying? Like, wiped my ass and stuff. You know, you, I've been, I've been a little. off of over 20-some years.

You know what I'm saying? And it ain't nothing that we ain't never trains all that back in the day. You know, so it is what it is. You know, so whatever he needs, I got him. You know? I mean, I appreciate that. You went by Dore.

Hold on. Hold on. Don't know. No, no, no. Don't put this on money. You wiping Dave Chappelle ass? Nope. You would never wipe James Chappelle ass.

I don't get a fuck. That nigga ass to be caked up. Fuck, man. That's why I draw the line, thank you for knowing you. Thank you for the show. I ain't wiping the grown, nigga, my father, possibly, my son.

My son, maybe, but I don't know if I'm a white, but no. And then the divorce got all these, he ain't got no bitches that could wipe his ass. That he was comfortable with. That he was comfortable. I don't even want to know the detail that he's that comfortable.

Like, Jack, come over and wipe my ass. I heard of kiss my ass, but wipe my ass ass is a whole different ball game, sir. No, I don't do that voice with Jack. I don't know. You know, my niggas. I'll do that for y'all, bro. No, no, no.

Let's stay right there. It depends for me. Okay. But let me ask you. Yeah. I don't think there's ever been an iconic show. I did Dave Chappelle's show. I mean, we can relate it to a living color.

Right. Mad TV? No. I'm not white. Okay. Okay. Did I fuck up by saying that? Kids in the hall?

No. Okay. Key and Pill? Key and Pills is good. Key and Pills is good, but that's also a Dave Chappelle. The Chris Rock Show? No. You're fucking up.

All right. Sorry, I'm out. This is one of the most iconic shows. Like, I ain't going to lie. I don't remember the last time I ran home. Like, Monday night. It's Dave Chappelle coming on. or whatever it is.

Now, you lived this in real time. I didn't live this. I was a fan. Right. You was a part of this. Yeah. Did you know what history you was creating when you was creating that history? I felt it, and the

weird thing is I felt it, but Dave and Neil didn't feel it. Neil was the white guy. Yeah, he's responsible for me being on that show. I felt it. And I... Wait, Neil is responsible? Yeah, well... I thought you and Dave. I'm sorry.

People would assume that because both of us from D.C. And you're black. And we black. That's what be the automatic connection. But Neil and Dave had wrote Half Bake, right? And at that time, Neil Brennan was popping on the right side in Hollywood. He had sold like three films. He was getting a lot of money, but his shows weren't getting green lit or whatever.

So he wanted to start to dabble in the directing side of it, but he didn't have an experience. So he wrote this short film. And he had saw me on some auditions in the years. York. He was a fan of mine. And he reached out to my manager. He said, yo, I'm doing this short film. It's just for, there's nothing just for my resume and just to get acclimated with directing and editing.

And he asked me, he asked my manager, would I do it? And at the time, I had shit popping. I was on, HBO's the corner. I was doing some other stuff. And I was like, well, I know you can't afford to pay me, you know, but in the event, you're in a situation where you can throw me a bone, throw me a bone. And I say that, usually

when you say that to people, they don't never like, like, cut to I did that for him, and months later, he called me, he said, I'm working on the show. I want you to be involved with it. I was like, what's the name of it? He said, we didn't have a name. I said, when you get a name, let me know, that show happened to be the Chappelle show. But you got to realize when Dave...

Chappelle show, I'm sorry. But when Dave and Neil, Dave has a... His production company is called Polyboy Production. And the reason why that name came about, because Dave was the golden child in Hollywood. You know what I'm saying? At the age of 16 to 17, he was already working with Mel Brooks, whoopey Goldberg had said he would be the next guy.

But his pilots, he was getting the looks but nothing was making it to the network. So I think maybe out of frustration, it was like, my company's going to be a pilot board production. And I think what he did with comedy since was like, okay, let's see how it's going to happen. They weren't as excited as me

because they had been through that process. I was like, oh my God, this is an opportunity as a platform. So, you know, they're not knowing that, but I knew this show. The reason why I knew this show what's going to pop because I used to call Dave and I used to be like just, yo, I talk to the streets today, right?

And when I say streets, I used to go to bar shops. Okay, look at Brownsville. And it was something different about Dave's career because Main Street was already accepting of Dave. You know what I'm saying? He was the top dog, whatever, but for some reason Dave's brand of comedy, whatever,

and I'm being straight when I say it didn't resonate with the streets like that. At first. Because the hood, the hood didn't. I didn't want to. Because he was too smart. I hate to say this. But motherfuckers, at most time, people want a lowbrow comedy. And then we're coming off the hills of Def Jam. And, like, following what you said, there's never been a show where you ran home and wanted to see.

Def Jam was that show. Def Jam was that show. And live in color. And meant in live in color. I think part of the success of Chappelle show, it was at a time where nobody was doing anything original. Nobody was taking chances. And it felt like people was preparing itself for Council Culture. So it was the newness of it or whatever.

And we did, and we did, we took chances. But when I used to talk to my dudes in the streets, the real, it was something that, and I used to tell Dave, and I said, every, every week I was like, our radio is going to be this, our readiness is going to be that. Are you telling Dave this? I'm telling Dave at Neal. Okay. And they were still like, I'm still young, like, oh, my God, this is my opportunity. They was already paid. They was already doing it.

But I could feel, I could feel the energy of it. And week by week, it just grew and it grew and it grew. Another, it's so crazy. One of the biggest sketches on that show was the Charlie Murphy's sketch. When you sprayed your hair? That was, no. Chris?

No, Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories. Was that spray in your hair? No, I was spray them. I'll tell you how that you happen. But with the True Hollywood Stories, this is how sometimes the networks don't know. They didn't like that sketch. What?

They didn't like the sketch Charlie Murphy. What was that? Let me explain. First off, it hasn't been in a history of sketch comedy where it was one sketch that for the most part lasted the whole episode. If you think about it, that was one thing that had never been done. And the crazy thing, and they didn't think Charlie Murphy was funny. Tommy Central didn't think Charlie Murphy. We had to fight for them to leave that sketch in its entirety.

But the reason why I knew something was different because I was the warm-up comic for that show. Like before when you sat down, you know, you go to a show of taping. There's a guy that comes out there. The live studio audience. The live studio audience. And when I tell you, when we dropped that sketch and every, the first time Dave said, I'm Rick James, bitch, the place blew up. And we knew that we was on some other shit.

So it was it was I'm Rick James bitch or was I'm rich bitch? No. I'm Rich James. I'm Rich. Yeah, I'm Rich Bitch. That came. that came when I did the reparation sketch. Okay.

And what people don't know, the reparations. The reparations. When you're like, in black people, yeah. What Dave did years ago, he did a, he did a special,

I think it was called Trick Whitey. Can't remember, but one of the jokes, he was dressed up as a white guy, and then he's, people was like, connecting him as a white guy and did at the last minute,

he takes a mask off, and he says, I'm rich, bitch, right? And this was a part of that show. That show was basically, Dave taking his joke books, making the three-dimensional and doing it. So you would see lines from his specials in that show.

When we did that line, I had to drive that truck down, right? First off, I didn't have no driver's license. You were smoking a cigarette. I was driving a cigarette truck. I didn't have no driver's license. But I didn't want them to not put me in the show. The niggins said, you got a license. I said, hell yeah, anybody check it.

And I had to drive the truck down the street. I had to hit the mark, not run through the light, because we didn't have enough money to block off the street. Spielberg and I'm coming town, they block off the street. It's all fake. I had to not, we're in Harlem. I had to not hit the light, go through the light, not run the white chick over, take the keys out.

It was a diesel truck. And then if you hear the music, I mean, the sound of the injury is going to kill the scene. I had to stop that. I had to lean over in the living line. And I kept messing up. I was like, I'm rich, bitch. Then I was like, bitch I'm rich. Right?

I'm like, I had different variations. of that, right? And then Neil looked at me, he looked at me, he said, yo, we got to get this right, or we're just going to scratch the sketch. And out of frustration, I was mad, because I was like, they're about you kill me. And it was, that's why when you hear it, I was like this, Henri, Spia! That was your frustration, and then it was like this, that's the one. And they're like, that's true. That is genius.

But it was like, I look at it, people talking about that show, I took advantage of every second I had on that show. A lot of people don't know, it was never a cast. Nobody auditioned to be on the show. It wasn't like, all right, we got it right for you. It was like, you're only as good as your last sketch. So I always performed in that show, like, this might be the last time I'm going to perform. Right.

I always, and I wasn't one of those actors like, well, I don't get to talk that much. I don't want to do this. I was like, I'm going to make every, any time that camera. pans to me, I'm going to go crazy. And that was what, if an editor were to take, how many times I spoke on that show, put it on the timeline, out of two and a half years, it would probably equate to about three minutes

of airtime. But I said, I want to be funny. So did that camera, what I was saying were. Every time it comes on. Yes. Ashy Larry. He wasn't Ashy. He was just Larry. Yo, I know Ashley Larry. Like, I know him. Like, I know him.

Like, I know him. no Ashley Larry. He was more straight. No, everybody, it was a story about somebody tried to make it by any means necessary. I'm going to take the chances. But on the paper, on the script, it only had to do them boxes and shoes. But I was like, that's not

going to be enough. I want these motherfuckers to laugh as soon as they see me. Mosey projects. Mossie all day. I went, so I went to the makeup and Danielle, he was a makeup dude. I was like, yo, I need some baby powder. And everybody looked at what the fuck you're going to do? I was like, and I didn't want to tell Dave

because they probably like that look gross. I baby powdered I baby powdered myself up, right? And I was, I scratched my legs. When you see in that sketch, you see me with the trash bag. That was real trash, right? I said, I want to be funny

soon as that camera. Right. And when that, that sketch was designed. There was the first time we had somebody outside of our crew. Eddie Griffin was on that sketch. And that sketch was designed to showcase Eddie, Eddie Griffith.

and Dave, but the camera don't know who got the most words or anything. So I said, as soon as they say action, I'm going to go for it. And when I was doing it, I didn't know. It was an out-of-body situation, right? Yes. And Charlie looked up to me, he said,

nigger, do you know what you're doing right there? I don't know. He said, nigga, you're killing this shit. And for some reason, out of all the things I did on that, to this day, I'm Ashley Lurier and everything. I was in spite of me, too. Niggum's like, yo, y'all see Ashley Lurie's Spider-Man. I was on BMF.

They was like, y'all see how Ashie Larry get killed on BMF? It don't matter where the fuck I go. I'm Ashley Larry. And there's some people like, do you ever get tired of that? It's so hard to be recognized in this business for anything. And how you sell tickets by people being out

of dinner, so I'm not that person like, don't call me Ashley Larry. Ashley Larry is an LLC. You know what I'm saying? If people can connect with, if that's enough for a person to buy a ticket to come see me, Then you see what I really do, then it's a win. Why not?

Yeah, it stands the customer. Yeah. I hate that when people, like, don't want to be called by something, people know them by. Yeah. That's ridiculous to me. Yeah, but that's people that's like just shallow and don't get it. I'll tell you no good story about that show. The character, we did the player-hater's ball, right?

Play-Haters' Ball, right? Play-Hat-Hat-Ball. That's what people don't know about that. Spray me. Yeah, that's also to spray me. Let me tell you how that happened. So I would ask Neil, I said, Neil, what's the next sketch on me? For Neil, the people that are.

I don't know. That's the wider. That was the writer of... So I said, Neil, I said, what's the next sketch I'm going to be in? He said, you're going to be in a player at his ball, right? So I look at the call sheet. I don't see my name on anything in there. I said, yo, I thought you said, he said, oh, I'm sorry, B, I forgot.

Right? I was like, that's a real hater right there. You forgot all about me? He said, yo, just come up with something. That's what he said. It was not even... This was a day... You're not even written in the...

I'm not even written in it. Okay. He said, just come up with something. So that night, I said, what can... can I do? First off, Five Heartbeats was one of my favorite movies, right? Absolutely. So I said, I got to build this character. I said,

I said, you know what? I want a suit that looked like something Eddie Kane Jr. were wear, right? I'm bald. My hair don't grow. I said, now my chance to grow some hair. I said, I want to Jerry Carroll Wick, right? And I said, I said, I want to, this one, like a bottle champagne there. This is...

Ace is paid. The best champagne. I know. I've been the world. Okay. So, I told him, I said, I want a champagne bottle with a nozzle. I say, I'm going to squirt my hair with champagne. Right? This is what I said I was going to do. And then when I went up, they said, well, we can't do that because that's too messy. This character did not exist. I had to come up with something.

Called the wardrobe, call hair and makeup. And you got to remember, this isn't back in the days as well. Yeah. So, yeah, yeah. Okay. They didn't have champagne like this back in the day. But they thought it was going to be too messy. Okay.

So I went to props, I said, give me an aerosol bottle, just wrap it up and go, make it look like a bling situation. And I say, every time I say it weird, I'm a punctuated with a, right? This dude does not exist on paper. I get to work. Neil sees me, he's like, what the fuck is going on? Yes.

And I was like, Neil, what's my name? He said, I don't know, B, come up with something, right? So I'm making everybody laugh on set. I still don't have no name. I walk past this mirror, and I'm doing Michael Jackson shit and everything. I said, God damn, I look beautiful. beautiful ding ding ding ding ding

every word out of my mouth in that sketch was all improv wow it was so much that if you see the scene that was iced tea was in right it was ice tea

he's on stage Patrice O'Neill if you look at this shot everybody took to the podium I didn't go to the podium I was like this they didn't go to leave me out I started yelling out lines

then one shot you see I say A silky mother got one big titty and one little tin. They call it bitch Biggie Smalls. I made that up. I'm like, y'all not going to put me in there, but I interjected myself. But the one lesson I learned, and this could go out to anybody, that you don't know when your next opportunity is going to happen.

You got to go hard or possibly you could go home. After I established myself with that, then they started writing for me. But this is how they used to write for me. They would just put the word son and just put a long line. and just let me do what I want to do. Do you get writers credit when you're doing this? No, I didn't get writers credit. No, but this...

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agreed on. It was the opportunity. And I looked at it like that. In fact, Patrice O'Neill, he had a conflict with the money we was getting. So he said he didn't want to be a part of it. See how that worked out. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? It was so many people that got opportunities. I'm like this. First of all, I was having fun doing the show. All I want to do, was people to see me. I would have did that show for no money.

The impact they had on pop culture and what we was getting out of it, I would have had no problem getting paid. First of all, at the time, I was broke, so I used to go to work. Half the sketches I was on, I just showed up for work because I knew I get some free food,

I get to learn a little bit more, and I get to hang around with the fellas. Did you have a real job when you? I never had a real job. I only, five months into the business, I never had a real job. No. No, but I was like,

I told myself, like, the Black Bush sketch when me most deaf were we up there and I'm eating Cheetos and shit on that sketch that was the clothes I had on that day I had smoked some weed

I had the munchies and I was like, it was like, let's go and I was like, fuck it, I took the Cheetos or whatever I had I went up there and I stuck Dave and not just for me hanging out, Dave was like, you want to get some of this? I was like, yeah. So that was that

a lot of, so many stories on that show that people don't understand and don't understand what my contribution. I get it all the time. My fuckers will be like, yo, this is what they hit me with all the time.

If it wasn't for Dave, this and that. Well, people don't know. I did shit before the Chappelle show and I did shit after the Chappelle show. I can't apologize for being on one of the greatest television shows in the history of TV. So I'll take it with a greatest...

Absolutely. When I spoke to you the other day, I was literally watching you on Joe Rogan show. Like literally, I was watching you on Joe Rogan show, and I was like, holy shit, he has no idea. Like, you know, I want to give you a flowers, man. Thank you, man. Like, you know what you are?

Like, what you are you at? Come on, you what the fuck? I want to give you your flowers, man, because I'm going to be honest with you. Man, get your punk hands up. I'm fucking kill you, bro. No, man. Snoop said,

bro. Snoo said this is better than a Grammy because it comes from his people, but I just want you to know, I just want you to know, um, face-to-face man-to-eye, like, listen to me, not you. You can't do eye-to-eye. Okay. You got to look that way. They're like you're out of eye, Jack. You are hands down one of the funniest people on the planet, bro. Thank you. Like, I, I sincerely, we've been wanting to do this, me and EFN, for, for 10 years, bro. I don't believe you, son. Yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm going to hear that shit. Why? Do you feel like I'm going to say that shit? No, no, no, no.

I feel like I'm on Joe and Jeter right now. Somebody lied to me, sir. I was scared. You don't sound like one of the stories. Joe flag, Joe frack. No, no, no. Next thing you know about 18 niggins in the grocery store. No, no, no.

Let me just say something. No, no, for real. For real. I don't believe you, son. You are one of the funniest people on the planet, my dude, and we have to give you your flowers. We have to take shots for you. We have to tell you how much you mean to this business,

how much you mean. And I know you were with Charlemagne and DJ Envi. Y'all, y'all go through your shit. But that shit, I got nothing to do with this. And over here. Man, fuck Charlemagne. Fuck DJ every second. I knew you're going to say it.

Yo, Shalabana get facial injections. That nitty do Botox, sir. Yo, I don't respect a nigga that arts day eyebrows. That nigga used Mabelene products, son. That nigga get moisturizers and all that type of shit. That niggas one week from a BBL, nigga. Don't bring that you at that. I didn't know this.

I didn't know this going to go there. I didn't I know who's going to say. The niggas spelled yes like this. Y'all! I'm telling what it is. Body fans, son. So we're going to do. A drinking game.

Oh, we got, you guys said it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my God. Jack, you drinking with us, right? I've been waiting to give you your flowers. Charmaine contour his face. And then we're going to get into y'all's shit, too. Because y'all, y'all has some shit, too.

Y'all, I know with this beeper. Yeah. No, you was fucked up with me about something. I can't remember what it was. Martin Lawrence. You have a beef with somebody so long you forget, but you spoke to be. Yeah, yeah, Mark Lawrence. Even when I saw you, I was like,

yeah, nigga, what you doing? I knew he was trying to be nice to me. There's a nigga light. He liked on my page 12 times. When you see a nigga with 12 lights and five hearts, I was like, this nigga gay, son. I didn't know what was up. I was nervous about that.

You liked on me so I couldn't respond because you had receipts of me being gay with you, sir. And then as soon as I saw you, I was like this. Yo, I'm sorry, I didn't like back. Right? And didn't, I thought you didn't see it. No, that wasn't enough. You ain't seen it.

No, that wasn't enough. It wasn't enough that the nigga did eight hearts and 12 thumbs in a row. Don't tell him, don't tell him. Wait, no, I'm gonna tell him, son. The nigger, the nigger left me a voice message. You know, he left me a voice message. Don't play it, man. And then I knew he was gonna do some gay shit

because he cleared his throat out before he said anything. Anytime the niggas start off with this, ah, ah, ah, this nigga boy can tell me he white nigg's asses and then. You got a gay brother. I do got a gay brother. But I'm telling you. I don't know what it is. You did something to me.

You had to because I'm not that type of person. You did something to me, son. No, I didn't. You was on your shit. That's when you was on your discus 50 shit. You was on your shit. You was too good for everybody. That's the O-I.

I remember the O-I. You didn't have this, son. This is what happened. When the niggins say make our contact, they really meet it. Oh, shit. I wasn't ready for this shit. So first off, I want to apologize to your faith.

Okay. I sincerely, sorry. I was riding away. I know. I was right away. You was on the breakfast club, and it was a moment that happened when they realized that I was on the Martin tour. Martin Lawrence, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And so when they were like, Jack was a little funny than you and whatnot and all this other stuff. And I was like, this is my moment. This is my moment. Oh, that is time. I mean, break up. So I got to repost this shit. Okay, well, here that's your

correction. Yo, and I post you a name, and I was like, yeah, I'll burn your ass, ma. Don't do it. You know what? I'm sorry. No, it's okay. I'm a bitch-ass nigga, bro.

You don't like you, bitch-ass, nigga. You know what I heard me about that? You know what I heard me about that? Now that I remember it, you reminded me of it? Yeah. I don't fuck with nobody. Right.

You know what I'm saying? I don't fuck with nobody. I don't compare nobody. I don't compete with nobody. Yeah. I do take it to the stage. Right, right. And I'm like, and I could tell,

nigger, I don't even think the word clout was invented yet. You were the originator of the clout. You're the first clout nigga. I was clout chasing. I didn't know clout niggas. I knew gout. I don't need to eat no spam or nothing like that. You're right.

Real clout, nigger, I did not know. And it threw me off. And the reason why it threw me off, let me tell me this. Let me say this. Let me tell this. Yeah. I don't fuck with that niggas, but I fucked with you.

Yes. I fucked with you or you'll come up. I fucked with you with the, since 50, and when you did that, I was like, ugh. I'm like, what happened? It wasn't like that, though. That's not what my heart was.

You just said it. Yeah, but that's not what my heart was. I thought you was going to see it and you were like, oh shit, yeah, let's go back and boom. Like a prolet me tell you. Yeah. No, first time, let me tell you. Yes.

The one thing you don't want to, like, niggas can say what all they want, they're going to get back on. I'm not doing this in a threatening way. No, no, no, no. I'm just taking off a jacket. Nick, I ain't scared of you. I ain't scared of you.

You put in a harts on niggins. Nick. What are you going to do? He definitely likes you. He didn't even want to be emotions. Oh, my God. No, this is what I fuck was. He can't see.

I knew it was something. But this was disturbing me. I don't fuck with anybody. I'm not trying to go on these motherfucking podcast and talk about this. I'll just put it like this. Let's take it to the stage. And it was interesting.

Like, we could have went back and forth. I don't know if it would have worked out good for you because I do this shit on the stage, son. I do it. We can, we could, we could, we could. I really appreciate the fact that I'm telling you, I didn't respond to you. I was like, I don't remember, I don't fuck with this, nigga. I don't know why I don't fuck with him.

But I knew I didn't fuck with him, right? And then when I saw you, I was like, what is a nigga that I don't fuck with doing here? I didn't know that. But I will say, um, it was genuine. your emojis I came from my It was the hearts Yeah

It was hard And I'm saying to myself I was like he don't care What everybody else think Because they was It wasn't the DM It was on my shit You know

It was like I'm waiting for nicks To put some rainbows On top of those shets Right I was like Somebody need to get the rainbows But we had a different place

Yeah We older now You know what I'm saying I didn't stop my shit I'm almost 60 years old. I ain't got time for that. No, and I'm not, same. I'm going to be honest.

I'm going to be honest. I thought y'all all got along. What? Comedians. We've learned that that's not true. I didn't know comedians. Hate comedians. They don't, for, this thing, everybody think it only could be one motherfucker on the top at a time.

You know what I'm saying? Motherfuckers, though. I'm covering hard. They don't. It's not too often that you see, um, camarical. It's not too often that you see muff us come together to support each other. And I said this before. And you know this podcast world and everything, right?

This is what I say, especially. And people can be critical of what I'm saying and whatever. And when I say, when I say the white boys, I mean the Rogans, I mean the Chrysers, I mean the Cigoras, I mean the Henskos. They pick who they want to help blow up. That's right. There's no way for you not to succeed. Okay. Like, they elevate and within their hands?

What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, they don't, what I feel, they don't feel that sense of competition. It's like this. They like this, I'll put it like this. Years ago, when I, the first time I did Rogan show, right? And he was talking about what am I doing in my career. I said, I'm on them road most of the time. I said, but I'll say, but I want to be more in LA because I got a young son. I don't want to be on the road as much, right?

I said, but my money is on the road, right? I said, I'm thinking about reintroduce myself to Hollywood. My bad. I think about that song. That's the song that was resonating with me when I was doing that. Right? And I said, maybe I need to reintroduce myself to Hollywood, try to get more film and TV work to make more money so I could be in L.A. and my son more.

And Rogan said to me, he said, just start a podcast. And this is what I'm saying. I didn't know how big Rogan was. I was like, man, ain't no money. I said. How big? Let me tell you something. The way of pause, for niggins to be so intuitive

that they know exactly where they say pause. You know, like, you're waiting for a pause. You're like, you're crazy a little bit. All right. All right. I bet he's broken is. I'm sorry. I was sorry.

But I didn't know his status and his financial situation. All right. So when he said that, I was like, there ain't no money in a podcast like that. And then I Google the network. I was like, let's talk that podcast thing. 80 million. I didn't.

I didn't know what that situation was. And then at the time, I was kind of dabbling with YouTube and stuff. At the time, I was building my shit up. I had like 5,000 subs at one point. And I had this content dude that just took my page down. And I was like, I didn't want to start from zero. So I said, how do I start? I don't even start off.

He said, it's simple. He said, you do a podcast. Do it on anything. Do it on your phone. You do a podcast. He said, I'll post it on my. I posted Is this?

Morgan telling you this? Yeah, he said, I'm going to post it on my platforms and then you go do the circuit, bam, right? Nobody on the urban side of it had no ideas for me like that. Nobody was like, come over here,

we're going to help you. It basically said black people. It wasn't fucking about them. I'm not saying, I'm saying, I'm saying, niggas wasn't fucking with me like that. That's different. This is for the buttons and all that type of shit. Got started by that, too.

But what he said was, It wasn't no fear about all Free pause It was no fear about being bigger Okay That's a pause I pre-all right It was that it was just like this

Yo, this is community We can help each other out I don't know where that exists Or maybe I didn't have the opportunity To see any of that That's when I say that That's what I mean by that Let's make some noise for that

Yeah But comedians don't fuck with each other. Everybody, they don't. They don't. It's like dumb competition. There's a lane. There's a lane for everybody. That's why I don't

I don't fuck with comedians like that. It hurts me. Are you back fucking with me today? Can I get you back? No, we said. Wait a minute. After your heart. I'm easy, bro.

No. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. Can we start over, bro? Can we leave or something? When I first moved to New York, bro, and me and my home girl, you and your home girl, y'all looked out for us. I didn't know where to get no coke from. Wait a minute. Like Coca-Cola or cocaine?

What y'all are talking about? Which one is acceptable? No, I'm going to tell you. What I did was, this is what I did. And, like, I don't know what happens after this, but. I need you. I need you. anything. You can be by you. I do anything. You're going to be by yourself, sir. That's all you. I'm just saying. This is what I did.

I wipe your head. That's what I said to myself. And when it was going through that, I was like, going back for it. I was like, you know what? I'm going to let him do his thing and I'm going to continue to do my thing. And then the way, like, the way I either get back at people or if I want to prove something, I just keep with my journey that I keep going hard.

And then you just see what I'm doing. You know, I'm going to tell you, it did. It fucked me up because you, threw me off because we was cool. We were better than cool. You came to my party and bullshit show. You got hooked you up with my own chef. You took her to the radio city music hall, blew up.

You talked too much, you, what the fuck-place, booty sad, you have a microphone in that? What fuck is you talking about, man? Yeah, yeah,

I ain't know where to get caught from. And remember the bitches I hooked you up with? What's going on, man? You know, digger, I'm about block you, then. You won't be putting them more emojis on my motherfucket. Get this snitching

nigga out my motherfuckin' face. On one diamond eyeball having that snitch an ass, nigger. It's that. Duvonne,

get your man. Get your man, sir. I apologize. It's over, sir. It ain't on me without you,

bro. It ain't on me without you, bro. Oh, shit. Can we please start over? And I mean

it's in the most heterosexual way. No, we good. Oh, man. Okay. We play a quick time with slime. Quick time. Oh, shit.

I'm sorry. No, no, come on, Jack. I'm in. I'm in. I'm sorry. Don't cheer up. Don't cheer. And you're playing the game, too.

He's tearing up, man. He can't tear up. I'm in. I mean, one tier, one tier. He got one tier, this motherfucker. I'm sorry. One side. Loaring the tip drive.

All right. All right. Ready? Let's make, let's make this fair. Okay. You want to? I want to be on the same playing field, man go ahead, now this play.

We're going to play our drinking time. By the way, we've been waiting to give you your flowers. We really want to give you the flowers, ma'am, that, because you're one of the funniest people on the planet. I can kid you not. I agree. Yes, I agree as well. Me too.

You're one of the money. Let me get your head. I'm not saying that. People are like, oh, he's cocky, blah, blah, blah. I'll say that. This is what I'll tell. And I'll tell everybody. I do have a nice resume.

I've been a part of some iconic historical things that resonated. Dave told me why he said, do you realize the last 30 years? There's no comedian that can say the top shows that resonate with pop culture, the HBO's the Wire. The Corner. BMF. 20s, there's like nobody did do it that has done that. But I don't

pride myself on that, and I tell people all the time, if you became a fan of mine from the wire, the corner, Chappelle Show, guide code, all a Law and Order series, the fucking voice I did on sold, and that show went on to win an Oscar. I've been a part of stuff that won

Emmons. I don't care about that. If you've been a part of that, that's cool. I guarantee you, if you come see me, live in your face stand up that's where I want to validate who I am and that's where I want to show you that I'm a bad motherfucker no you're a bad

motherfucker so I'm gonna go I'm gonna start a little we didn't tell the rules yet I tell them the rules all right we'll give you two choices last time I drunk this much I was on TMZ I hope that don't happen when I walk up get ready we're gonna give you two choices if you pick one we don't drink right but if you say both or neither of them

like you really don't want to answer then we all drink a shot or whatever. So did you get them? Yep. I'm just going to say yes. These nuts? All right. You want to give it to that.

Bring that shit back every five years. You got to bring the next. What do you do again? So this is a drinking game. This is our drinking game. And so we're going to ask you, right? I thought you were going to ask you two choices. I'm in.

Who know those? One of those. Okay. If you pick one, we don't drink. Nobody drinks. We just keep going to the next one. Oh, if you don't pick one, do you? But if you don't pick, you say both of them, you want to be politically correct.

You don't want to answer. Oh, neither of them. Then we just all drink. Can I take a drink right now? Go for it. Let's wait. Let's wait. Let's wait.

And really, this is for you to, anybody that anything, any stories that come up out of people, or places or whatever. So one million percent. This is probably my favorite question. And that's the cocaine section over there. You got shot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Diana, could get shots for Jack, too?

Yeah, yeah. Dirty Diana, let's do it. Yeah, that's our system, man. Yeah, you gotta relax. You gotta relax. You gotta relax. See you up to your same shit? Yeah, you gotta relax.

That's why nobody like your name. And then you want you can feel this up for him too. You ready? So yeah, something else. Dave Chappelle or Eddie Murphy? And we could take a shot. You're leading the witness, man. in the witness. And why?

I'm going to take a shot. Why? Take a shot. And then let's explain why you too. Go, Jack, drink. I'm going to tell you why. Okay. The reason why I want to say that, because that question comes up a lot, but it's not fair. Because we never got to see Eddie Murphy develop

into a true, true stand-up. But he didn't want to, right? What? He didn't want to. Like, he didn't. He didn't. That has nothing to do with answering the question. Okay, my bad. What I'm saying is, we never saw him development to doing six or seven specials.

We caught Eddie on stage when he was such a big star not taking away from any of the specials he did. He was such a big star

you wanted to be in his presence you want to be in the presence of a superstar. Now when you, and Eddie has even mentioned this, he respects and appreciates Dave

as a stand-up. I don't think Eddie Murphy could have done what Dave Chappelle what Dave Chappelle does. I don't think Dave Chappelle could have done

where Eddie Murphy does. Eddie Murphy is a global international movie star. Superstar. He's a mega star. You know what I'm saying? Dave is a star, but he's like a stand-up star. It's not even, when you ask that question, you never going to get the right answer. You're never going to get the right answers because they're two different beasts. And a lot of people don't give Eddie enough credit. Yes, he did raw. He did Delirious Nour. But I don't know how people understand how hard it is to be a box office draw for all of those years. Dave has made money for people. Eddie has made billions for the industry.

So that's an unfair comparison, and they both have different skill sets, and both of them are masters at what they do. I ain't going to loss to you. That was the best answer. Listen, listen, he's been answering this question for 10 years or drink this. And that's the, that is the best. It's the real. You can't.

You can't. That is the best answer. Well, that leads into the next one. Okay. Kevin Hart or Chris Rock. I'm going to be drunk when I finish this. Let's do this. Let's do this.

Let's do this shit. I need more. I did. You don't have more in that one right there? The little cup right there. Dan, that's here for you. Oh, there you go. What you're doing there, Jack?

She's our sister. Oh, you're pouring a little bit. She's our sister. Yo, Shalo. That's a lot for you. Why you? And, yo, this is 10 years in the making.

I've been, we've been trying to get Donnell on here. And the reason why, let me answer that. The reason why I'm going to say that, because when we do this, they load the questions. And another thing, comedy is subjective.

And then you can't, it's hard to compare generational shit. Right. You know what I'm saying? Now, you're talking about in regard to a word, a word,

Kevin Hart and. Chris Rock. As we said, we're Kevin Penn. Kevin's pen is not like Chris Rock's pen. Nobody is. You know what I mean? Chris Rock is like, I've worked with Chris. I've been on the road with Chris.

And I've seen how that nigga is like a fucking scientist. That nigga got clipboards and cards and everything. He's doing that. Kevin Hart does that, but Kevin Hart has a team that does that. Kevin Hart, again, Kevin Hart is a movie star. Chris Rock is not a movie star. The black cup. Chris Rock is not a movie star.

And I guess if you say to Chris, see me cool with shit now. Are you going to let me talk? Sorry about that. What I'm saying, what I'm trying to say with it. My mic out of the way. No, what I'm trying to say is.

They're two different things. I guarantee you, if you ask Chris Rock, what would he rather be a movie star or comedian star? guarantee he'd be like this. All I want to do is tell jokes fucking live my life the way

I want or whatever and just fucking write jokes and go whenever. I hung out with him the other day. There was me, Dave, and Neil, me, Dave, Chris and Mo Hammer. It was in L.A. Dave was doing a little pop-up. And I'm in the back of just us back there. I was like, God damn,

nigga, look at your life, nigga. This is what I'm saying. What you're doing? You about Chris Rock? Chris Rock. Okay. It was Chris Rock. Dave Chappelle And me and Mo Amher In the conversation I was like

Who is Mo Ammer? Mo Amher Yeah Mo Amher Yeah Mo He has a show What's the name of the show? It's my man

Palestinian Oh buddy Hell yeah I'm sorry So we had it He's on He's been drink chance Drink Chance

To Love him Yeah It's us And right Nothing else in there Ain't no Grooby bitches Ain't none of that

dumb shit and we just talking and shit. And Chris was like, he said, man, I'm never going to spend a winter in New York. He was like, I'm too rich to be in cold. Like, I'm in a situation. I don't got to be freezing in New York when I got a place in Santa Monica. Then we had some conversation.

And he's like, man, I just want to buy, I just want to get properties like, they can say, I want to buy some property on the gold coast, right? Australia. And I'm like, man, man. Look at my life. I'm in, and I'm talking to

niggas and I'm talking about property overseas. These are niggas I want to be Jackie, you'll never see me again. I'm just saying,

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stand-up, living life as easy as possible and having a good time. You got Chris Rock on that, and then you got Kevin Hart. It's like I want to make all the money I can right now. And I've worked hard enough where people can say

Kevin does this, Kevin to that. That nigga that created a brand where he's are repaired his generational wealth. Right, for sure. But he's a different, he's just a different person. Like, when you do these comparisons, you can't compare because everybody got their own lane. And then I would say, even with Kevin Hart, I get defensive when motherfuckers talk about people that I was in the mud with. I get defensive when people talk about people that I saw they grind. I'm not talking about the grind the media said. I'm not talking about the dumb ass motherfuckers that want to say, well, how did Kevin Hart blow up like this?

He was like that dumb-ass shit. I'm going to tell you, I tell you how Kevin Hart blew up. The nigger constantly connected with his community. He respected every fan from the first one to the last one. He let people go on that journey with him. And he did some shit. When he came from Philly, he used to go do the nigger rooms, and then he'd do the mainstream rooms.

He knew that the nigger room going to give me some pussy. and I get some laughs and whatever. But these other rooms, where the people come to see you, you're going to get on. Niggas talk all of this shit about keeping real and all this type of shit. When I first started,

you could have the most gangster room. We all hear stories. Club 559, all of these clubs, all of these clubs in the Shetland circuit if you want to say, that produced the best memories and had the best nights. But were the producers,

where the directors deal. Where are the people that's going to give you a shot to be on one of the biggest stages that a comedian can have the Just For Laugh Comedy Festival in Montreal. This was a festival. You go from nobody knowing you to if you got the right seven minutes,

you leave him with a quarter of a million dollars of a big money and never do nothing with you. You ask the question, how did Kevin do that? Because you don't have to be in New York to blow up in L.A. Motherfuckers talking, well, how is that? No, the nigger got noticed in New York, validated in L.A.,

and now here's a situation, let's do some work. Right. And when you start doing these Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, you can't. Everybody's on a different lane. But I do know that's more of an interesting and engaging conversation to have than that. When I hear motherfuckers talk about,

when I hear motherfuckers, don't want to do this Do it. No, I can't talk about it. Do it. Okay, I'm not. But when I hear motherfuckers berate

legends, when I hear niggas be raped and talk shit about niggas that you wanted to be. Fuck them niggas, don't they? Let me talk. I need my moment,

nigger, I don't disturb your eye when they'd be floating all over the place. When I see motherfuckers have any despairing words to say about pioneers, it fucking ruffles my shit. A motherfucker, if you in this business niggas like

niggas like Dave Chappelle, niggas like Martin Lawrence, how dare you talk shit about them? Can't. When I first started, nigger, everybody wanted to audition

to be a bartender on Martin show. I don't give a fuck what you think about Martin now. I don't give a fuck what you say he ain't, he ain't, you so crazy. No, the nigger is an older nigger. If you respect the motherfucker, he respect what he did for TV, the time that they had, niggas, go see a nigger that can't talk.

It don't matter. Richard Pryor, before he passed away, they was rolling the nigger out in the wheelchair. and he was shaking. I ain't being funny. The nigger was shaking. And guess what motherfuckers would do? But you did.

So, and this, I'm not being particular. I don't want to be that gossip, nigger. If you in this business, what we do, and you talk shit about motherfuckers that pave your way, Dave Chappelle, Singer-Hanley told, The one community, the fuck out my face. When everybody getting cats, fuck out my face. Say what you want to say.

I'm going to fuck it. I ain't trying to be insulted or anything. I stood up for you in comedy. Any niggas that ever talk shit about them type of niggas, and I'm just going to say like this. And in the comments, y'all can try to figure out who it is. It could be a whole bunch of them niggas. You are a piece of shit.

I help you kill all of niggas. You should let me hear that moment. See, this is why I'm talking. stop fucking with you. Don't, don't, don't, stop. Take a shot. Take a shot. Take a shot with me.

Cheers, fellas. Cheers, too. Sal lo. Hey, here's the irony of that. There's eight niggas watching someone. You talk about me? I'm talking about all three of y'all. I'm telling you, I remember, nigga.

I'm from there. You know what I remember? You got to finish your shot. I remember. Let me tell you this. I'm sorry. But when niggas talking to me what they went through, I remember having cereal with no murk.

What? Norrie! Norri! I had noodles. No baggie. Can I take the shot with you? I'm sorry. Pankis!

No, sir. No, sir! Jelly nigger No peanut butter Nick Nick let me tell how hard I go

I have pussy With no bitches You ain't got no shot man Digger You don't know struggle Digger I have pussy with no

bitches That's real That's real That's hard. That's real. I'm telling you, said. All right, next one. Richard Pryor, Red Fox.

Yo, just get me drunk, Nick, I can't. Just because I respect everybody you name, I respect. I can't separate it. And both of them, you say, Richard Pry? No, he said.

Richard Pryor or Red Fox? Red Fox. Both of them, guess what? I respect their stories. Yeah. First of all, this is what people don't understand. Richard Pryor was always Rich Pryor. Richard Pryor didn't want to be Richard Pryor.

You know what Richard Pryor wanted to be? Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby did them, right? Let me tell you, that was after both of them had a moderate son. Richard Pryor was a singer, right? Richard Pryor didn't want to be Rich Pryor. He wanted to be Bill Cosby because Bill Cosby was working. Bill Cosby was getting the bitches.

Bill Cosby was doing all that. And Richard was like this. Oh, shit, he was. I mean, I don't know how he was getting him. He was getting them. You know what I'm saying? He was getting sleepy bitches? I don't know.

Oh, man. You are getting sleepy. Right? And Bill Cosby was that guy. Richard Pryor was still rough around the edges. He was still gritty. And then, you know, sometimes when you see the guys that are ahead in this business, you start emulating them.

You're like, if this worked for them, it could work for me, right? And then Richard Pryor tried to do that clean, that clean stuff, and then didn't work for him. So he had to find himself again. And then he had to become Richard Pryor. And you don't become Richard Pryor. The only way you can become Richard Pryor, you've got to have a life. You got to have a life.

You have to have a been through it. And I want to say this, and I'm just going to give a shout out. And everybody's been talking about, everybody's been talking about who could play Richard Pryor. Right? And to my understanding, it got close to it. It was going to go in production. It didn't happen.

Marlon Wans, they even leaked an audition. He did. Marlon Wains banged it. But of this generation, right now, and it's of my opinion, that the only person that could play Richard Pryor is Mike Epps. The only person I've seen when Mike Epps got close to doing that role.

And, you know, he embodied it. I saw him in his stand-up. The nigger hair was growing. And I would see him do his stand-up, and I could see he was working on something. And I was like, oh, shit, this thing is going to kill it. The mannerisms, the everything. But more importantly, a lot of times the best actor,

the way you connect is when you share the similarities in the life. And Mike has been public on his struggle. and the things that he's done, he's very transparent about it. He just did his special delusional, and I called him personally and said, man, that was a piece of art. I said, you did this shit, bro? I've known him for 30 plus years. We used to jump turnstiles together in New Yorker's shit, right? Proud of the nigger.

I said, man, that was so much growth, so much evolution. I'm going to give him his flies right now. So much evolution. I said, the way you did that set, you started the beginning. Jokey, joking, joking. And I'm asking myself, well, why is this special called delusional? And then once he got through that first half of his special, and then when he started connecting,

and he was talking about his life, the people that helped him, the people that did everything, that's when I said, that motherfucker is the shit. And I think that that dude could fucking kill that bowl. Let's give it up for my dad, no! All right. Good. Martin Lawrence or Damon Wings?

Okay, let me, I've been telling these stories so much. I don't understand what's the comparison. When you say funny, what is it? What is it? It's really whatever the criteria you're in my, it could be someone that's just you happen to be closer with. It could be someone that you think is funny or someone. Who is it? What, who did you say?

Martin Lawrence or Damon Williams. There's no specific criteria. It's whatever personal to you. What's, I'm having to joke again. I love both of them. Okay. And the reason why, I love them for different reason. Damon Wayans

came from a family of just legends so much legends so much so much just they were just a great family but then there was a moment

when fucking Marlin was that guy you went to that's when specials were specials you couldn't wait for a Martin Lawrence Marlon Wayne's

situation and then Martin came at this young big ear motherfucker wow you know what he's talking about dude, they both made an impact on comedy at different times.

And Martin Lawrence, like Martin Lawrence, I tell you, one of the things that made me think about doing comedy, I remember I was in Maryland, right? And I wasn't in the comedian at the time, right? And I had this check over my

apartment, and we was watching HBO, right? And they said, bz. Back of the day, when on HBO, you meant something like sopranos. It was like, you was like, right?

And they said, give it up. They said, Martin Lawrence is special, right? They say, Martin Lawrence, crowd goes crazy. Martin Lawrence,

this is what fucked me. Martin Lawrence's first joke. He said, give it up for a brother making money the right way. He said, when you make it money the right way,

you could tell your lady shit like, shut the fuck. up. And shit shut up, too. She'd be like, you so crazy. For 20 years of my career, I was like, nigger, you give me my flowers eating fried chicken? What the fuck?

What the fuck? And you ain't cutting it or nothing, nigger. You eat your fried chicken right in front of my story. Nigger, this nigga just said, this thing just said, share it. one of the greatest moment of your career. And then you just pull out a three piece. And the worst thing, you don't even offer a nigga nuts, son.

Damn. That's what you waited 10 years to eat chicken in front of me? Yeah. He said, man, 10 years. I wanted to order a three piece. Right in front of you with a nigga with a diamond eyeball, nigga. My bad.

My bad. Martin Lawrence, this is when I said to myself, this dude is different and it inspired me because Martin Lawrence didn't have the greatest jokes or anything, but he just had this energy that resonated with everybody. When I saw that, I was in the bed with this chick, and I got up and I was like, this motherfuckers and shit. And it kind of inspired me to say, you know what?

Maybe this could be the journey because it wasn't nothing special. It was just like, when you watch Martin, you saw just like a regular dude, like, round the way, having a fucking good time. But let's go to the next one. J.B. Smooth or Faison Love? I like this. J.B. Smooth, J.B. Smooth, J.B. Smooth. J. B. Smooth. J. Smooth. J. So much. Five times. I'll even say die line, die line, die line, dion, d'i line, J.B. Smooth over Faison. And the reason why I'll say that, because this is a lot of, one thing I reason why I'll say that.

because it's motherfuckers that's continuing to do comedy. It's motherfuckers that's continuing to grow. It's motherfuckers continue to work on their craft. And then his motherfuckers just sit back like serpents and shit and just wait just to talk shit about somebody. And just to say this person is that person and they ain't doing nothing. So in that, I usually try to say the difference in everything, but J.B. Smooth, 1,000% overfayzon on love.

Mike Epps or Chris Tucker? I both respect both of them for, different reasons. But the thing about both of them, both of them, they were movie stars. You know what I'm saying? Mike Epps and Chris Tucker, for their generations, they represented that hot comedian at the moment, especially with the franchise of Fridays. You know what I'm saying? Both they come from the same show. But Mike has been more consistent with stand-up, and Chris is just kind of just chill and go get money whenever it feels like it.

Let me ask you this. If you think if Mike Epps had the first Friday, would it still had that same impact? Yeah, and the reason why, because the reason why I feel like that, it wasn't, it wasn't, the fact that they was doing something new was bigger than who they put in that slot.

The fact that they was doing black independent filmmaking, you could have been smoking. Me? Don't get caught up. The point I'm making it, the point I'm making, the point I'm making what they sold was the story. Hold on, tell you about it. So you're saying that if I was smoky, the shit would have popped off. He's taking this and running with it.

No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is you would have had the platform to be smoky. You would have had the platform to showcase whatever it is. First off, I'm telling you. It's the first of its kind. Got it. And not with that, it's Cube dabbling into something else. Music, oh, shit.

That wasn't designed. It's about the franchise. It's a franchise. That wasn't designed to win. That was designed for Ice Cube to look like, nigger, get back in the booth. Right, right. It was designed to fail.

One of its kind, doing something. It was designed to fail. But you can put... You're talking about from the industry standpoint. No, no, no. Industry. The industry. Right, right.

We don't understand anything about this. What is this? They don't understand that. But the thing was, they knew their market. They knew who was going to watch it. They knew it. Same thing with Deaf Comedy Jam, which made Deaf Comedy Jam so dope. Shout out to Russell Simmons.

Shout out to Stan Latham. Shout out to Bob Summer. What made it, it came from a desire to do something else. It came from, we don't have another outlet. Def Jam came from, there's this. underground circuit of black comics, this culture that's busting right now. But we don't have a platform to showcase it. They was putting a nigger on David Letterman every two years.

We knew that we had a choice. So they knew they had the idea. Now, all we got to do, if we're passionate about this idea, we know it's going to work. Just give us the platform for everybody to see it and we'll show you what we're talking about. And that's what happened with that. And nobody said earlier about what show made you want to come home or whatever. That was Dev Jam. Def Jam, it was like 12 midnight.

At 12 midnight, you had to be there. I don't know if you, I remember, for the run of Def Jam, one of the best things was New Year's Eve, because they would run a deaf. Nobody was doing marathons. Right. They would run a Def Jam marathon.

It started at 12 midnight, and you will watch it. And I'm telling you, for whatever people thought of what I did on Def Jam, I remember I came my, episode that I did with some more J.B. Anthony and someone else. Jay Anthony Brown. Some more

and Wyatt the one man, riot. I don't even know if he's doing comedy anymore. Somebody said, yo, you was on the New Year's E special. I was the first comment to come out of that gate. That meant a lot to me. Well, hold on. You got a touch by an angel story. Because Mike Epps. I'm sorry, Michael Blackson. He was

a deal episode. I tell him all the time. I tell him all the time. Deaf Comedy Jam. When you did Def Comedy Jam, that's why I see the success Mike Blackson has right now, Dev Jam, it used to be four comedians with tape. One comedian was going to get cut. Don't matter, it was funny or not, they had to make a choice.

These three out of four. And I was a very young comic at the time. I didn't know anything about being on TV, whatever. And I had a set. I talked about Fat Taron still on my bike as a kid. The story used to rip from when I first started.

It was a very story. Good story. Their childhood bully. Your childhood bully. But this was a time when motherfuckers was doing one or two jokes getting stand ovation and you fucking rich

you rich the next day. So I did my set. And I wasn't the strongest act on that show. I was funny. I wasn't the strongest act. Michael Blackson went on. And Michael Blackson, the last comment that went on,

he completely demolished this audience. Yo, you, now, next day he was going to be on the level of, I ain't scared of you, motherfuckers. It was one of those sets that would change your life. Destroyed it. And the nigger got greedy. He went for the encore, encore. And he used to do this joke.

He had this prosthetic penis in his pants, right? He said, it's something to this effect. He said, I'm African. You know what they say? Africans, we have a big dick. Everybody going crazy. Oh, the accent. The voice is going crazy.

They go, ah, I'm like, nigger, leave. Nigel, you got it. And they say, you want to see my big, my African deek. And he pulled out a prosthetic dick about this long. Great crowd went crazy. It was crazy. But this one, HBO was like this. Y'all go home.

going too hard. Yo, he put it down. That was harder than real sex? Huh? That was harder than real sex? Yeah. That motherfucker did that. And it was just like, he ripped

so hard to have to cut it out. And this is what the time was, at that time, all of us was only probably doing comedy for a year, max a year and a half. And all you want to do is be on Deaf Comedy Jam. And that, what I'm really preaching about with my idea was that could have been a blow to anybody. But he kept on with his brand and everything.

And now, you know, he getting three bitches pregnant to say one time hey come on y'all give it up a three bitches break come on come on

baby who's out and shout out to Kit Capri who's spent on deaf comedy jam I used to as an aspiring

DJ coming up I was always watching for him so many it's interesting if you look at that you look at the history of and everything

it's so interesting because there's not a lot of people from that generation that's still doing it. Right. That's why when people talk shit about, you know, like everybody wants to use OG, old head, that's okay.

But not to many people that can say they've been through three generations and still doing it and still having fun with it and still making it lucrative. Yep. All right. They got to get up for that. All right. Bert Kreisner or Tony Hinchcliffe?

First off, Burke Chrysher and the reason why I say that because I want to kill Tony. That's not what you did. We will fuck you. That was a mistake. We will. Let me tell you.

Let me tell you. No, let me tell you. He knows the history of it. First of all, what I will say, I say, I say, fuck kill Tony. But what I will say, kill Tony is like the equivalent. It's like the white death jam. The reason why I say that, it's a platform that you can get on. He's got, he built an audience.

They check it for him. Cam Patterson. Yeah. I don't say. He came from Kill Tony. So it's, but it's a platform. It's the biggest YouTube comedy show out.

Yeah. But. But, you know, it's just on the other day. But, you know, it's not a friendly brand. It's all nasty, negative. This is what Kill Tony niggas are. The comic niggas kill Tony is that they,

niggas that want to be comedians, don't got the heart to do it. And then they get on their cue. keyboard and they just be like, yeah, unhinged. They love that type of shit. They have the most potential to be school shooters or pedophiles. No, I'm just telling the truth. I'm just telling the truth.

They're going to even be a school shooter, a pedophile, or kill themselves, son. No, I'm not being funny, son. Tell them the niggas that like that show. They want to jerk off and shoot their stuff in their head. Yeah, that's a lot of them. Yeah. They like this year I'll kill you. Fuck back.

I never loved you, Mom. They like to fuck you, Mom. You're not my mom. I got to know. Did you know that why Nita was a man, a woman? Let me tell you story. So if you don't know the story, I'm doing the show, and they have this bucket pole that people out and they come out and tell jokes, right?

So you don't know who it could be. They can be from anywhere, right? So an image, I'm going to say this, a image walks out, right? And where I'm from? The image. The image. You don't know. What an avatar?

You know, say what the image was. It was a tram. Okay, with trans, okay, this is what it was. I was using my peripheral. I'm telling the story is free Zee. Right. So the nigger bitch walk out. So I'm looking from my side.

I'm not, I'm not looking directly at Shim. shit him. Did they have a fat ass? Digger. Did they have fat ass? The shigger. And some nice tities. The shigger is over there.

Yeah. And I'm not looking at the sugar. Yeah. Right? Because I'm just using this part of my eyes. Nice shape. Let me tell the story, sir. Okay.

So I'm looking. Snickers come out. Yeah. Snigger come out. Tony over there like, okay, this shnaker is here. Right? So I'm not really looking at the shnigger, right? And this shnigger, this shnigger starts singing a song.

Mind you, the object is over there, right? This shnaker started singing a song. He was like, buddy yours in Christ, we will, we will praise you. The shnigger was making a gospel song, right? She was just She snim. Google it, nigga, don't believe me. It happened.

Google it, dizzards. Yo, finally, we here at Drink Chance at the fourth annual Black Effect Podcast Festival. We're going to be there. You know we're going to tear it up. You know there's a lot of black people there so you know it's going to be black as hell.

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Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I went and sat on the Little Ottoman in front of him. I was, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen, and she says, I have some cookies and milk.

This is his badass convict man. Right. Just finished five years. I'm going to have cookies and milk at mom. Yeah. On the Ceno Show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations

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If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. And what I mean by fail is they don't have money to pay for food. They cannot feed their kids. They do not have homes. Communities don't work unless there's money flowing through them. Listen to eating while broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. So the shnickers up there like, and the shnickers, I'm not, I'm using my peripheral.

So I don't really know what the shnigger looked like, right? This shnigga looked like that. Exactly, that's the shnigger. But look, do it for the side. Use your peripium, nigga. I saw it like on his eye. Put it on that side of his eye. That's what I saw.

Let me tell you. So I see this shnigger right here, right? This shnaker right here, right? So they started singing a song. And I had a couple of these, right? So, and I'm saying, because, you know, they say, they usually say, niggas of fuck anything, right?

So the joke I'm trying to make it, right? I said, you know what, black men say a song like this. This is what I said, this is when I fucked up, son. I said, I said, this one it got me with. I said, I said, I got a song. And this is what I said. I said I represent black people in America, right? When I say, now I'm trying to get flying sing.

I said, we will fuck you. Fuck you. That's what I said. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, nigger. And then Tony said, yeah, that's interesting. Until you find out, Juanita is a man. I was like, I miss smoke about the snigger.

So now I can't say nothing. Can't do it. So that's what he's talking about Juanita. But they're talking about you ain't know what was a nigga bitch? Juanita. Juanita. Juanita. Listen, man, I'm going to tell you, I was doing it.

Niggins is looking at me. Man, cut it if you want cut it, but I'm saying, niggas like this. Niggins are like, niggins are telling me like this. You ain't know that was a nigga bitch? No, in your defense,

dog, it could have happened to anybody. In your defense. Let me explain why. You know, let me explain. My motherfucker on fire, that's right. Niggins. This bitch, I haven't seen in my life.

Let me tell you. Hey, cut that point out. Why me cutting shit, nigga, we're talking. Okay. And I'm trying to tell y'all about Juanita. Tell us about Juanita, man. Well, we don't know.

What happened with Juanita was, they made jokes. They was like, how do you do that? No, no. I said, Nick, I live in the Midwest. I know bitches that really look like Juanita. They're our chicks. Yeah, they're the chicks. Juanita is in Ohio.

Juanita is a strong three. Bro. It's real. It's real. It's real, bro. It can happen. It can happen. In a hobby lobby in the Midwest.

It's getting the nicks, say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm telling you, son. Welcome to the wild. Welcome. I need to get her hands around smother covered dice and chunk. Yeah. Top.

Yeah. Smother covered dice chunk to top. Your Waffle house that motherfucker. Do you know what? Scallet. I think we can do this. And I know we played the game, right? No, we're not done with the game.

No, we're not done with the game. No, we play the game. Okay. What I'm telling you, like, this is what I want to say, moving forward to conversation. go. It's all subjective. Of course. And this the thing about it is what perception you have with that person. That's right. Everybody that you named on that list, I could talk about, I could praise them or I could shit on them.

Now for the most part, everybody on the list, I praised because they made the list. We prefer praising people. Yeah, I'm afraid. I know I got, Rose. This is not the thing. We are we in. Shut the fuck up. The same shit that niggore made out of it. Rose. You're going to give you your eyeball.

Yeah. more on that list. Yeah, we halfway through. Halfway through. Yo, you know they called me the Crash out King, nigga, I might leave, sir.

I love you. I love you. Yeah, we did. You caught the pandemic. We did that. I love you. I love you. I love you.

I love you. I love you. I love you. You know, I love it. Let me understand. Do you. No, I love it. Let me say this.

This is what Killed Tony was an example at. Right. Motherbuck's had some. I'm going to tell you example, what you guys did. Kiel Tony was at. The shit popping. All of a sudden,

everything shut down. You can't do it like you normally do. Niggas don't know how niggas was scrambling to do a show. Y'all niggins shit was... And all of a sudden, niggas computers laying in. It was terrible. L. L. L came and seen like this. I'm like, when it was spinning.

Niggins tell a joke's like, that time. Eat you, die, die, die, die, dot, dot, dot. The thing like, the clas is slow and shit. The nitty. Yeah. He's like, we're going to handle that in pose, nigg. Chippling up on the clap.

I'm going to go on the clap. I think you straight up. This ain't shit. I want some tequila with no... You know what niggas gonna say, Donah? You was fucked up. Nika, yeah. Change the name if you don't want me to drink.

Come on, man. Tell that shit, don't it? Yeah, you want drink, taste. Yes. And guess what my plan was? To get lit. There you go. Let's do it.

You be having vegans up here now, you're smoothies and shit. Yo, you got niggas eating hockey balls. Ginger shots. that shit, I keep, I, A, C, I see I'm a boy, Lee, can you get him a drink? Where's that? Yeah, fuck. You know what?

This is my nigga down now, bro. He, he, he, he, he, I ain't gonna fight. I ain't gonna fight. Your, your, your, your eyes fucking me up. You don't, don't look at the bleeding one, shit. I'll be honest, I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll be honest. I'll love you. Yo, he got two eyes. One from, um,

Brentwood and the other one for Compton, nigga. Just they got beef with his old eyes. shit, nigga. What y'all doing, man? All eyes on beef. That? Go back into quick time.

My Gap's got a weed, son. All right. That's his weed, sir? Look, check this out. It's a new joint and it talked, too. Watch this. Yo, I'm saying, watch this. That's hard.

Yo, can we do this? Who can roll? Right here. We got me. Can you roll some my gaps? Yo, but, yo, yo, open it up. Nick, open it up and let and listen to it.

Mike Tyson, too, nigga. You got Mike Tyson? Yeah, I got Mike Tyson. We got Eric's my dude. Ah, man. Candles. We got Eric Wounder. Did you smell a pussy?

Yeah. Relax, buddy. No, I asked her about it. She got an insect. I asked her how did she come up with it? And it was a little awkward. It's not awkward. She don't have a problem.

No, she's mad. No, she's mad. No, we got Eric. about it. No, I'm saying. But like you said, she has an incense. Right. And the name of the answer was pussy.

Irka about those pussy. We want to smell ass. Yeah. We are very aware. Did you smell a pussy? We need to smell that. I don't want to. It just sounds disrespectful.

It ain't disrespectful. He just want to wipe somebody ass, sir. Yo, I can't even look at your face knowing you wiped another nigga ass, sir. That's my dog, man. I don't get fuck. Who he is, then? I just know he misses the mark.

I don't get fucking. Did you do? Did you go back? Or you went back to fuck. And you look to see what you did. That nigga missed him out, white. So you just dry toilet paper. No, no, why use wet wipes?

Do white. Niggas, you wait, wait, wait. Double swipe this nigga ass? Yeah, I had a glove on, too. Oh, many last questions, sir. No, we got, we got ten more. Nah, we can't do ten more, sir. Deaf comedy jammer in living color.

I've been drinking. might as well keep going. Let's go. They both marked a part in history where nothing can talk to them. They could not have coexisted together. There had to be a time lapse between one to the other. They never would have coexisted together because you probably wouldn't have heard about either one of them.

So both of them are iconic. Both of them represents something in a moment of time. In a moment of time, you couldn't fuck with neither one of them. They broke barriers, fucking in living color. The reason why you get to see motherfucking, Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl the reason why you get to see Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl, the reason

why you wonder who's going to next perform the next Super Bowl, because when the halftime shit wasn't nothing. And Liver Color said, this is why these niggas so ganges, that's why I can't compare them to anybody else. They stand on their own merit. They was the first one that said we're going up against

the halftime. Nigger, we're going to halftime show. Y'all tune in over here. And they killed it. And guess what happened next year? Michael Jackson. Right.

Take a shot. Take a shot. And here's the thing. It's so easy for us to try to pin each other against. But everybody that you mentioned, everything you said, had a moment in time, man. How often do it, nigga, get to have a moment in time? The YNs to tell you. And I got a problem with YN's, too.

You know what I'm going to start doing YN's? Is this my camera? Is this my camera? Yep. Right. You YN? Can I say the real shit I want to say? Yo, can I get a clap before I say this?

Talking to a Y-N. You keep fucking with me. If you keep talking about, I'm not relevant. If you keep talking about this shit, Y-N. You know what I'm going to do to you, niggas? I'm going to start fucking your mothers, nigger. He said fuck our mothers. Why in?

Their one's a single. Yian. Why in? Remember, your mother is a fan. Not what you did. Slow down. I see what you did. I guarantee you niggins ain't want to talk now.

Yeah. I bet you shut the fuck up now, nigga. You want to see receipts? Yeah. Yian. Your mother's in my DM, bitch-ass, nigga. Come on. Kill you.

Patrice O'Neil or Robin Harris. Woo! That's cold blood it right there You heard what I said, dude I know we're going to keep answer this question You heard what I said, nigga keep playing.

Okay, what was the question? Patrice O'Neill or Robin Harris? Robin Harris. Respect for both of them, but Robin Harris, if I say, people ask me, do you think you emulate anybody's style or you close to anybody's style

anybody's style I thought I'd be close to as Robin Harris? The reason I say that Robin Harris was a storyteller, he could do a hack joke, he could fucking tell a story, He was everything. Another fun fact, they don't know about Robin Harris.

Robin Harris was supposed to be the original host of Deaf Comedy Jam. Really? Yeah. And his untimely death, Martin was right back there bubbling. Robin Harris from the Comedy Act Theater in L.A., that was the style. If you think about Deaf Comedy Jam, if you know the history of Robin Harris, you don't know that was his element. Talk about people, blah, blah, blah, bring next person on.

He was supposed to that person. It didn't have, he passed away Martin Lawrence. So in regard to that, Robin Harris reminds me of everybody has somebody in the family. Right? When you go to a family union, everybody knows the story. But it's only one person you want to hear tell a story. And that's what Robin Harris was. That was fantastic.

Delirious or raw? They're the same thing, same person. And they both, if you think about it, this is how much in the moment delirious and raw was. and how much comedy has evolved and the things that you could say, things you couldn't say. In that moment, Delirious and Raw, it was just like,

you could say whatever you want, right? If you play Delirious and Raw to a person right now, they'd be like, oh my God. In that moment, wasn't unfuck with it. It was groundbreaking. It was timeless,

and it was for that moment. Generation or special? Yep. John Candor, Sam Kinnison. Sam Kinnison. Sam Kinnison. Sam Kemp. Sam Kenison was a beast.

Yeah, what? Sam Kenison was a dog person. Rock star. You know what? Everybody talked about mental health and everything. Sam Kenan's was, he was exploring mental health in front of his audience every time he put. Straight up. Yeah.

Yep. I'm still here. Jim Carrey or Bill Burr? Bill Burr. Bill Burr, I've seen Bill Burr go from on tour, me and Charlie doing an I'm rich bitch tour. I've seen Bill Burr go from probably like an $800. a weekend headliner that could pack an arena anywhere in the world. So Bill Burr.

Anywhere in the world. Robin Williams or George Carlin? George Collin, Robin Williams was, I mean, George Collin, when he put it like this, Robin Williams was the actor and performer George Collin was a peerist. And Robin Williams and some people, Robin Williams and some people's eyes was a thief. But the most notorious thief you can have, a nigger can steal your joke and telling the barbership. or bowling alley. Then Nicky can tell, steal your joke,

to make a movie or a TV show. The thing that people really hate about Robin Williams is that as funny as he was, he wasn't the most pen craftman dude, but if he got a hold of your shit, he was going to eat it up. And he just was a fucking

was a star. So you're picking Robin? I like it. No, no, I'm sorry. I'm not sorry. I meant to continue that. But people that know, they know that Robin Williams

was. a gimmick. He knew how to go do an audition and like to, he knew. And you could tell he was a gimmick because ain't no way you're going to be that happy and didn't kill yourself. Right, right, right. I see what you mean by that. I mean, that's good.

You know, fuck. I ain't there you fuck me up with it. Like, you don't even mean gimmick in a negative way you're meaning that he wasn't his true self. Yeah. Right. He showed y'all and didn't a nigga killed himself. Right. But George Carlin was a purist. George Carlin.

probably was one of the only white guys in neighborhood that could fuck a black chick if he wanted to. He resonated with everybody, and when you took the time to get know who he was and how deep it was, George Carlin is a guy that every time you watch him, he'll get funnier and funnier and funnier and funnier. And the shit that he said in his specials resonates today more than ever.

Yeah, he's like, you know what? I will put George. Bill Burr has that type of energy. People have remembered Bill Burr the same way they remember George Carlin. All right, now some hip, pop shit. JZ or Big Daddy Kain? That's a tough one, man.

Because I never fucking got no pussy like off of thinking I would be JZ. But I never wanted to be Jay Z, sir. I want to be Big Daddy Kays,

say. That's my nigga. Real talk, nigga. I'm sorry, y'all, but Big Daddy Kain got the type of pussy I wanted, sir. Move operator, man. And bids are like Big Dead Cates. Might have liked me. Smooth.

I'm like this. So you like dogs get niggas, bitch. That's what it is. Mob deep or clips. Mob deep. Nah, I got to take Bob Dib off because I think one of my girlfriends says she could have fucked them,

nigger, or she did. So you're taking them off the list? They happen to me, too. They're saying they happened to me. Tupac, nigger. They had two. This bitch used to tell me all the time. You know I could have fucked Tupac.

Yeah. Yeah. Kat Williams or Jamie Fox? Jamie Fox. Kirby enthusiasm or Seinfeld? Kirby enthusiasm because Kirby enthusiasm was breakaway with some... Both of them were...

Okay, I'm gonna say Kirby Thucson. Because they had my nigga Jay B. Smooth for it. Yeah. Last one. Tell them the last one. Loyal to or... Loyalty or what? Respect. I don't know what about this goddamn show.

All right? The nigga came on this month for eight. chicken, nigga, give him fuck by me. This nigga put his good eye in just to fuck with me. And then I threatened to fuck Y in, niggins. And y'all say y'all gave me roses, nigga, piss the shit of my roses. So in true tradition, I have a

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