Drink Champs - Episode 500 w/ Jay Pharaoh

Episode Date: May 8, 2026

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the legendary Jay Pharaoh!Comedy meets culture in this hilarious and unforgettable episode of Drink Champs as legendary comedian and impressionist Jay Pharoah pulls up! Known for his spot-on celebrity impressions and standout run on Saturday Night Live, Jay brings nonstop energy, jokes, and real talk to the table.From behind-the-scenes stories about Hollywood and comedy to conversations about hip hop culture, fame, and navigating the entertainment industry, Jay keeps the room laughing while also opening up about his journey. The episode dives into his experiences impersonating icons like Jay-Z, Denzel Washington, Kevin Hart, and more, while also touching on the pressure of staying original in comedy and entertainment.As the drinks keep flowing, the stories get even crazier, with Jay delivering classic impressions on the spot and turning the interview into a full-blown comedy session. Whether he’s talking about his career highs, industry politics, or personal growth, Jay Pharoah proves why he’s one of the most talented entertainers in the game.This episode is packed with laughs, wild moments, and classic Drink Champs energy from start to finish.Make some noise for Jay Pharaoh!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.comFollow:Drink Champshttps://www.drinkchamps.comhttps://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttps://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttps://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttps://www.crazyhood.comhttps://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttps://www.twitter.com/djefnhttps://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttps://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and this is motherfucker in O... DJEFN? DJ EFN. And today, I'm gonna be honest with you. I've been trying to get this man, his flowers. Appreciate that. For almost 10 years, man. I one million percent love this man's comedic genius.

One million percent know what he means to comedy, what he means to the world, what he means to hip-hop, what he means to everything in the world. This man is one of the funniest people on the planet. He's the only reason why I've watched Saturday Night Live. I'm so sorry. Because a lot of people

gonna tear that and be like, what? But in case you don't know what the token them off, we're talking about the one and only

motherfucking Jack Brown! I'll be honest. I'm gonna get straight into this. Yes, sir. When you stop doing Saturday Night Live,

I stop watching it. Yeah, me too. Oh, yeah. That's not right. Wait, wait, you said, you too? Yeah, me too. No, I check it.

I tap in every every once in a while, but, you know, I'm a fan of comedy, man. So, of course, I'm still going to watch it, Go ahead, brother. Yeah, yeah, but, okay, let's talk about that, right? Because for a comedian, right?

You get off a Saturday Night Live, right? And pardon me for saying this way. Diana, can I get a white wine? Pardon me for saying this way. I'm a white. But is being on Saturday Night Live more important if you're black or if you're white? Now, I'm asking you this as a black man, but I feel like you can answer it as both. Okay.

Well, I feel like it is definitely one of those moments as a black comic when you get that show. Right. It means that for the rest of your career, you don't have to worry about being broke. Okay, okay. Because I think... Worried about being broke, you said. Yeah, because, I mean, even today, Like, I have a, I got a show now on Fox that I do.

And I get paid more money than I even got paid on White Famous for doing that show. Right. So I remember Chris Rock has said, um, I met Lord Michaels and I ain't been broke sex. Like, that's just, but it's real though. When you meet that man, it's a, it's an institution. Yes, sir. That is the boss of SNL. That is the, uh, the creator.

Um, you know, he made it back in 1975. I believe it was him and Dick Ebersoll. They made it together. he had left for a few years when Eddie Murphy came on a show he wasn't there but and Eddie Murphy did save that franchise because you know the ratings were sinking and they needed somebody and Eddie was the star

but as a black man you know when you get on that show that you're not going to have any problems making money for the rest of your life so it is important as a black comment to get up there but you always got to make sure you touch the niggas you know what I'm saying? Stay with the hood. Stay with the hood.

You know, I did that before I got on the show. I was hitting the Chitlin circuit. You know, I was in New York doing the $75, $100 rooms. And, you know, me and my sister, we were on our little mini tour after Charlie Murphy. Because, you know, Charlie took in a role. Yes, shit. Charlie was in my video. And I paid them, too.

You paid them, Nick? Yeah, I paid them, Nick. Yeah. Listen, man, that was the only way I was doing that, Norrie. You know what I'm saying? I had you, man. But, you know, he took me in a row when I was 19, and honestly, I felt because Eddie got SNL in 19, that that was my SNL at the time. That is your SNL.

Yeah, because he was hot. Like, he was a Chappelle show. He was one of the funniest dude. But then the Lord had different plans. So as a 22-year-old, I got the show. Okay. And then, you know, it's been popping ever since. And I almost got fired a few times.

I ain't a lot. But, you know, we're talking about that. We're talking about that. But, you know, I recently watched Eddie's document. right? Yeah, yeah. And Eddie talked about when he went on SNL

and then he left and it was similar to your story because I believe you didn't know you were being let go until the public and then and then

but Eddie returned. So my question for you is if they call you in two years Oh. You'd go right. Yeah. Look, it's no beef

man. Between me. I love comedian beef, man. I know you do. It's just way better than rap, he's just a shot and rap. I mean, he's just explaining how much opportunity came out of that for him.

But let me let you finish. Yeah, no, no, no. Me and Laura Michaels, we're totally cool. I mean, we text back and forth. We're still friendly. And he's always like, when you have a project, you know, let me know and, you know, we'll help you promote it.

And I take that as, you know, I'm going to, you know, you can get on the show, you know, and I would love to do it. I would love to host one day. You know, if this year, Like how Eddie came back in home. Absolutely. Absolutely.

It's fucking a chance, man. You can see that shit. Yeah, man, you know. But it's no problem, man. Like, I was, when I left that show, I was 28 years old. And at the same time, I was talking to Jamie Fox and I was in talks to be white famous. And, you know, I ended up getting the show. Showtime.

Bigged y'all up for picking it up or fuck y'all for not picking it up. Oh, man. They're keeping it going. Shout out to David. David Nevins, man. You know what I mean? He left, but that show was ahead of his time. That's what it was.

That's what it was. You know what? I'm going to be honest with you, and I text you this. I said, this is my favorite. Like, I ain't going to lie to you. I almost stalked you. Because, like, I was just close to stalking him. Like, I swear to God, because I was like,

that first season. The only season, niggins, it was like, one. But that season, I watched that shit. So many times. I'm talking about repetitively. I would come on and my wife would be like, what's wrong with you? Like, because I just was watching it.

And that was, like, I ain't a lot to you. I felt like you put your, not, I don't want to say you're all into it, but you nailed it. Like, I don't, I don't see anything wrong with that, what white famous at all. Like, at all, like, at all. like there was not a it wasn't a problem with the show it was a problem with the producers like meaning meaning

it was a lot of problems behind closed doors with the creativity part of it you know um tom capinos who was a who was a great writer you know he wrote californication but he was in charge of writing that show i ain't fucking for california yeah that's a joke show but but look that was a job show but the same dude wrote white famous you know what i'm saying but we were supposed to it was supposed to be more of a collaborative effort and it wasn't you know because so you didn't you didn't you know because so you didn't didn't write that? I thought that was all you. I mean, I came, I was coming up with stuff on the set. Okay. But as far as the

skeleton of the script, no, we didn't do that. We didn't do skeletons. Really? Yeah, but we put our, so, what's his name again? Tom Capon. I'm sorry, Tom Capon. I'm so sorry. He did a great job. He did a great job. He did a great job. But like I said, we were on set. We were able to freestyle, you know what I mean? And Tim, Tim, Tim, Story was great at letting us do that.

Tim Story of the director? Yeah, he directed. Okay, okay. He came from hip-hop. Yeah, absolutely. So it became what it was, but, man, if they just could have got together and if the black writing team would have been collaborate, if we all would have collab, that show would have probably ran as long as Snowfall because Snowfall came out the same year that that show came out. And you see Dam's in Idris now. This is a nigga just, he just, he just looks good, Mike. He's never not English. Right.

Like in public. In public, he's like, yeah, wow, wow. That's true self, what do you want him to be? I want him to act. I want him to be fucking snowfall. I said that's. You would have been Franklin St. need for the last episode,

with the busted, the busted vein in his eye and woke up. Let me just get a quick story. You know, John Singleton lived down the block for me. I did not know that. Shout out to John Sitter. Listen, after we interviewed him, I used to see him almost every day.

We would be at the same juice bar drinking. And I, um, wheatgrass, by the way. and I would ask him, you know, can I get on snowfall? And he was like, you can never be on snowfall. Boy, but he let D-ray out there, that'll make no sense. But he said, he said, your New York asses, you said, you can never be from anywhere else.

I got it. He said, you will never be a non-New Yorker. And I was like, fuck. Wait, give me your best West Coast accent that you would have tried to. Come on. I didn't do it, man. Come on. No, because that hurt my feelings.

I got a practice. now. I got, what are the cause? I like, you know? You more? You're like, what did you? I got to practice. Because that hurt my feeling. He thought he was like, but they hurt my feelings.

But, um, you know, I'm going to tell you something. Before you can go there, every time I'm trying to do a West Coast nigga, I just think about Ice Cube and I just get, I just get to it. That's your pride. I think he playing with you? He ain't playing by his money. You said he had a gun on him when you seen him, right? When I ain't one nigga no good and play like that.

Westside, you know what I'm. Did you see Ice Cube and Chris Tucker's son? Yeah, that's just dope. Super dope, man. I would have bought my Friday tickets right then. That scene is so, and I'm so tired of well, first of all, you know, Ice Cube, Ice Cube is very good at playing those roles. Of course he is. The genius that he has definitely gets buried.

That man is a genius. To be able to take a production company and feed so many black people, like a beautiful thing, and to be able to translate on screen so real. You know what I'm saying? He was good in Triple X. Friday is my favorite. Him and Chris Tucker sitting down having that conversation. I think he's playing with you.

He ain't playing about his money. See, they had a gun on when you seen him, right? Yeah. Well, now you want a nigga to hood that play like that. You know where you stay? You know what my mama stay? Yay. That's fine.

That was fire, man. That was fire, man. Cuban is someone that's, like, constantly reinventing themselves without reinventing themselves. You know what I see... You know what I seen... You know, I seen Chris Tucker at the airport. Hey, hey, girl, I know what you getting that, bro.

I know what he's getting that, no way. You're saying that he'd be acting the same and that... Hey, yo, y'all kids, come on, we go on a Mick Dunn. Hey, and you... Hey, you buy it? Yo, I get this character. What you mean, I say... What you mean, you got a yeast infection?

We can't do it. tonight because you got a yeast infection. That's why I got a whole bunch of magnums ready to poke you. You know what I see Chris Tucker at the airport just now? What do you say? Nothing. I walked by and he had

He had so many security with him. I was like, yeah. You're in Atlanta? No, swear to God, go into Atlanta. And he had so many security by it and I was just about to say, and me and Chris Tucker's school and I was just about to say high or something. And then the security just looked at me

and I was like, I ain't in the move for it. So I'll, you know, I'll text him on something. Chris is the cooler. He would have said. He'd be like, man, what up, Norrie, man? What's up, nigga, how are you doing, man? Hey, look, man. I'm going to tell you, man, your head look good. So, so, let's shift it back to you, right? Yeah, yeah. You do impressions. Yes, sir. Has it ever been anybody who got mad at you for doing that impression?

I mean, of course. It's like, it was, it was two people, one of the those, one of those people. Do not tell me Jay-Z. They're good now. Jay-Z loves it. Okay, all right, cool. Every time he sees me, yeah, what I'm fake,

Jay-Z. Yeah, yeah, you're the fake, boy, nigga. Yeah, you're the Timu version. She, yeah, great value, hove. What's the car service call? What's the car service?

Yamu? Waymo. Waymo? He called you, yaymo. Yeah, Yamo. Team-mo. Team-mo. Team-mo.

It's like Amazon. All right, so who's the two? Who's the two? It was Shannon Sharp didn't like it at first because, you know. Because it's muscles? No, man, because I was just doing a nigger that was stuttering. Like, I wasn't, I was, give, yep, yep, yep. And I wasn't like, it was disrespectful, but, but you know, now, Skip, now skip,

I break it down, and I think things, skip, listen, listen, listen, I will never, ever go on Only fans again. Because $23 million, there's two months to be paying for a $4. Heath O' Koocha. I ain't doing it no more. But he's cool with it now. He said at first, you are locked in. He said, I know how you study people.

And I feel like if you do an impression, you got to really nail it. That's why he was pissed. And then Kanye just don't like it. So, you know what I mean? What did Kanye say to you? You know, a bro, like, you know, I'm happy that, you know, you got a chance to, you know, show your chops in front of the world. But, you know, let me tell you where I can. came from, bro.

And so what we're not going to do is we're not going to have the comedians, you know, impersonating the people that can do change, bro. You know, and you know, I called Jay Farrow. I said, Nick, you ain't had that energy last night. His energy was different, but he don't like to be impersonated, man. That's it. It's just Kanye, man.

Did we pick up Kanye or? I mean, why not? Why not? Listen, and I understood what he was. I understand now. what he was saying because when I was on SNL and of course it's satire whatever. But

they made them look crazy and I don't think Kanye's crazy. I think Kanye's very, he's very lucid. He's very, he's very well articulated and I mean he's a genius. Like you got to think and he went to school, he studied

and he's a genius, bro. And his new album is fire. I ain't even going to lie. You know what I love it. I love it. You know, niggas got quiet. What did he get a question? No, no. No. No. No, no, no, we just interviewed C. Celo. Celo yesterday.

Okay. And we asked her about... What that happened like the sunshine. Me. Yeah. I forgot I did that, nigga. That's crazy. Yeah, we got some spoons and everything happening here.

You know, I love, I love Norie. Norris just a very, very lovely energy. Because it's all about the synergy, Lord, Norrie. And you, yeah, yeah. It's all right, nigga. Yeah, hell yeah. So that's the only two people who got mad. Only two people.

Okay, so let's talk about the people that praise you. So who's the people that be like, man, when you do me, like, pause. When you're like, you know, when you impersonate me, I love that shit, bro. Chris Tucker. Like, you just talk. Chris Tucker loves it. He had me doing an impersonation of him at the ICN party. He even had me do it to Sidney Portier.

Oh, shit. Yeah, I was like, I don't know if I should do your voice to Sydney Portier. This is a nigga 90. he might take him out of here, you know what I'm saying? Your voice is a little more excited. He's like, nah, man, do me, man. Go ahead, clear. Do me for Sinty, man.

Hey, Sinty, man, listen to this, man. And I did the impression. Sidney Porteur was like, you have a talent that will inspire. But if you ever impersonate me, I shall find you. He said, shall find you. That's what I knew.

He sounds like a slave. Anytime a nigger talk of old English, he's dangerous. He was Shakespeare. Holy motherfucker. You fuck him. You fucked me up to now. I'm sorry. Amen. Okay.

All right. Yes. As a comedian. Okay. As a comedian, right? Saturday Night Live. It's probably the end-all be-all. Like, sometimes me and

EFN, we say, we talk to each other and we say, damn, we want Drake. Pause. We want Dr. Dre. We want Jay-Z. But that might be the end. Because where do we go from there, right? You're an up-and-coming comedian.

Still, crazy. Yep. And Saturday Night Live's calls. How does this call happen? Do they call your manager? Did they call you direct? Like, what happened? No, I don't know.

I had a... So in 2009, I was in New York, and I was at Caroline's. Shout out to the folks of Carolines now. I've never been to Carolines. I've been to comedy store. Yeah. I've been to all the other laugh factory. I've never been to Carolines, but I always promoted comedians going to Carolines.

Yeah, it's shut down now, unfortunately. Okay. They didn't make it through the pandemic? Something happened. I don't think it was exactly the pandemic, but it was some other situation. Okay. Now the club is closed. Okay.

So I'm at Caroline's. I do a showcase for Bob Sumner. It was a laugh mob at the time. So time out. You got the gig from someone seeing you at Carolines? Yeah, well, I got an agent from somebody seeing me at Caroline. I can't tell you. So Josh Pearl, shout out to Josh Pearl.

He was my agent at the time. And he said, I'm going to get you an audition for SNL. And I said, okay. And this was crazy. There was somebody from SNL there that night. That's what I was asking. And she said, but she told me, No. She said, you're impersonations.

are too good. They're so good that they're not funny. You have to character on them up a little bit. And then when I got to show, she won't work in there anymore. So, you know, she got fired. You know what I mean? As she should have given me bad advice like that. So I got the agent and put together an audition tape the first time,

because they were trying to see if they were going to do a mid-season replacement. They were going to replace the cast member. They didn't end up doing that. at the end of waiting to the end of the year. And I sent another audition taping. And at the end of, well, at the beginning of the summer, 2010, they called me in for an audition during the summer, and I got it like that.

Nailed it. Nailed it. The guy that was, the camera guy, he was like, I've never, we haven't had an audition like that in a long time. And I'm 22. So I'm like, yeah, man, whatever. We'll see. You know what I'm saying?

Three weeks later, Lauren Michaels calls me up, Are you ready to come to New York City? This should be a very exciting call. I think you're going to work hard and you're going to, it should be very excited. The white knows, Laura Michaels is, and we... If you've seen Austin Powell, nigga, Dr. Evil. Okay?

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I'm going to bounce around a little bit. No, absolutely. I get ADD2. Is it true that only one black person? can be in control at one time. I mean, well, think about it, man. Me and Keenan were on at the same time. Well, Keenan is in there for a bigger.

He's not leaving. Yeah, since slaves were emancipated. Yeah, he's not leaving. Keenan's been there a minute. And as he should, he is the goal of sketch comedy. When he was created, God created him for sketch. Like that's just that. I'll tell you some funny shit.

And then we're going to get right back to it. Keenan hit my man, Super All. Okay. And he was like, he wanted to do. drink champs and I was like all right cool but he was like but drink champs got to come to New York yeah yeah I was like that's how much he's committed Saturday Night Live so I don't even do he wants to leave nah nah nah you know that's crazy that nigga ain't even trying to leave New York you do that's crazy I don't know what he's getting baby but it has to be something crazy oh I've never had a guess

and by the way everyone wants to come to Miami oh yeah everyone loves the smell of pussy And, you know, Club 11 down the street. Yeah, yeah. To his defense, then you could probably tell us better. The SNL schedule, that whole week you guys are working to do that. Yeah, okay. So that's probably why he can't really leave. And then he has to have family time.

Yeah, because he's got two daughters as well. So, you know, and he was married at the time. I don't know what he's doing right now. Ozimbi. Niggas said, Ozimpe. That's crazy. You know, his bones is brittle as head. So Monday.

Monday is pitch. We do pitch in the evening. Tuesday is right at night. That could be anywhere from 10 a.m. in the morning, whatever you get there until when you leave. I would usually get there about 2 p.m. and leave probably about 9, 10 o'clock in the morning the next day. Then on Wednesday is table read.

The table read starts at around 3 o'clock, 3.30. From there, it ends at 8 o'clock the next day. You got rehearsal for whatever gets picked. And then Friday's rehearsal for whatever got picked. Saturday, you run the show, you do dress rehearsal, you do run through, dress rehearsal, and then you do the actual show. That's crazy. And then on the Sunday, if you can go to sleep after the after party,

you die a little bit and you're coming back to life. So you're telling me you film Saturday Night Live on Sunday? No, yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. It starts on Saturday night, but it goes into Sunday morning. It's the afterpart. Absolutely. Yeah, yeah. You get what he was saying?

He's fucking God. I'm telling you, man. He's confused now. I'm telling you, man. He's like, it's something that I'm not. No, because I'm going to be honest. That's a show that's been on for 30 years. And it's something...

Like, he says an institution. Yeah. That's something that I've never actually took into consideration how they put it together. Yep. A lot of Coke. A lot of Coke. Let's make some noise. Yeah, I mean...

Especially in the Hague and you know that place. Because I'll be... I promise you. Me and you have each other's numbers. Trust me. I... watched it when Eddie Murphy was on there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then when Eddie Murphy left, I didn't watch it again until you came on that show. And when you came on that show, I swear to God, I didn't realize you were doing impersonations. I just looked at you like a straight-up comic. Oh, man. Comedian, excuse me. And then afterwards, I got to see you,

and I was like, oh, that's what he was doing. He was doing impersonations. But you were so funny to me to contradict this white lady that told you. It was so funny to me that I didn't even know you were doing impersonation. I just felt like you were like,

okay, so now this is straight up fan. This is fan shit. Okay, so you get the gig. You start doing it. Now, how much is that as improv? How much is that drum saying, yo,

do this to the teeth? Like, do it like, we wind time. Like, you know what I mean? To the teeth. Okay, so I will tell you this. The cold, open. This is, like, wait, wait, one second. We got, look at this nigga.

Okay, look at this nigga right here. Look at it. This nigga to turn to the S-curled, nigga. You know the S-curled niggins? He didn't turn to the, just for me, nigga. That's what he didn't turn it to. Norrie, before we go any further. Yes, right. Please go get your version. A we want time. It's in stores

everywhere. Me, and Colie Cardassian is in the same aisle. We're going, we're going to take a quick commercial break. Let's go. Okay. Because I got some I got a question for you. Let's go. All right. Nick, you've been bald all my life.

Okay. What did you do? It won't like that, bro. You heard of Chia pet, right? Huh? You heard of Chia pet. He put seeds in this area, nigga? You know, I didn't think you was going to jump into the joke, bro.

I'm not thinking. Nick, did you go to Epstein Island, what did you do? They said turkey. Oh, you went to turkey. Okay, so you went to turkey. I got to be careful because I joked about Joe and Jeter and they got mad, right? I mean, not they got mad. their fans got mad.

But they was talking about me going to Turkey. Okay. So I wanted to get them back, and I was playing around. Okay, but here's it there. I've always had here. I am Puerto Riga. Yeah. I don't know if you know that.

If I let my shit grow out, my shit would curl up. Should be curling them around all you motherfuckers here. But I liked it who I was as a bald guy. Look, I was getting the seizures. Okay. And then I went to Paris. And then Bali Fu, Well, you see, the Barbara, he had blood on his clippers, and I looked.

And I was like, I don't, excuse me, he had blood on his, what's this, the shaver shit? Yeah, yeah, the razor. And I was like, that I don't need. I said, I just take the jump. And then when I dealt about it, I was like, you know what? I'm just chilling. So what happened is I went downstairs and everybody's like, yo, your hair looks good. And I just kept it from there.

Everyone thought I went to Turkey. This nigga got a scout transplant. That's what happened to this, that's where the blood came from. That's where the blood came from. This nigga got a scalp transplant. I never thought. You never said a nigga to jokes.

He got a job because Jake Barrow's in. He got a thousand baby fetuses on his head right now. This niggas Hillary Clinton. Don't listen to what he's talking about, bro. Okay, all right. Okay, I just wanted to know. I'd be struggling, nigga. I'd be struggling, nigga.

God dang, if he could come back, I can come back to him. You know what? I'm all right, man. You're going on that. Look, look, I'm recid. Look, rescind, all the way. You know what I was that? This is a fader.

It's a fad. Oh, you're lying. This is a boy in between and after. Y'all, y'all eat shit, man. You all right. Okay. Okay. What were we saying?

What were we talking about? Yeah, oh, Saturday Night Live, we were talking about, you were saying, watching, you were saying, I didn't think you were doing impersonations. You know what I'm saying? I just thought you were being funny. And yeah, then we were going, and that's what we're getting Keenan.

We were talking about Keenan before, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we talked about Keenan. So you get SNL, right? Yeah, yeah. How quickly was that impact for you to your career, to your social status? Like, what was that transition time for you? It was crazy, man. It was instantaneous because my videos had already started popping.

You know what I mean? because that Denzel versus Will Smith video, they played it on E, and then it went viral. Everybody was seeing it. I got some jobs from that, right? SNL, of course they saw it too. But my numbers were going crazy. Every time I did one skit on SNL, World Star will put it up.

So everybody will see it. Pick up the World Star. And, yeah, it was like every second people were putting it up. So it was quick, bro. It was real quick. But then they were trying to pull. me back because they saw they saw what happened.

Yes, I will say I were trying to pump the brakes on your eyes. They were pumping the brakes on it and I can honestly say that I would do a sketch, do a voice, do an impression, I would get an applause break on top of the laughs. They had to reset all the time so they said we don't want you to pop too quick because we don't want you to fizzle out so they were trying to pull

me back but I feel like that was kind of counterproductive because if I would have got the chance to run. Jesus. I know exactly what you're talking about because I love loving hip hop I know a lot of y'all You say it every episode

We know you love it Which version of Atlanta No no no no I did love and hip hop Oh you did that's what you said you did okay I did it and I had a perfect experience The problem was they wanted me and my wife To have drama Me and my wife don't have drama

So it was very hard So they actually put my wife into drama Right they couldn't put me into drama But here's my point what I'm trying to say is when you do collab records like if I do a record with

EFN or if I do a record with Talib Qaili or I do a record with Cameron let's say me and Cameron basically have the same fans so we it's not really like but me and and I'm going to say this

it wasn't until I did this collaboration until I actually felt I was collaborating and this was R. Kelly. How did you know? I don't know. You're good.

I remember that song because it lays rent free in my head every day. And then I say I was fucking crazy. You were a fan, Nicky. You know. So when I did R. Kelly record, old ladies I'm sorry I'm sorry Arkelly

I don't know if you don't know your fan base No his fan base is old It's old ladies for sure They start coming to me to the airport Hey what's up How was Robert? And I would be like

Who the fuck is Robert? I don't know this nigga as Roberts This niggas R. Kelly, this is Nicky's This is before he was being You know what I'm saying You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying?

You know what I mean? You was getting followed by geriatric box. Yes, I was. So, so my only other time I got a collaboration was when I did reggaeton. What, Daddy Yankees. Sorry, Daddy Yankee. You and R. Kelly's in the same category over here. So sorry.

I apologize, because I don't mean, like, y'all, like, the same people. I mean. You're putting them in the same story. Same thing. Now, now, let me make my point. When I did love and hip-hop, my wife, liked it because she was on there with me but

again these elderly black lady would not leave me the fuck alone they would see me in Prime 112 and be like what's up honey and that's just how old the black ladies say to you they call you honey or they call you baby

what's up baby and my wife would be like what the fuck and they had no they had no concern like they just was like no filter no filter that's what i meant to say now i adapted that love and hip hop audience did i like it i've got to be honest i did now my question to you i know this was a long gated question but my question to you is saturday night live has so much of an inducted audience

yep and they have so much of a mixed audience because i with me with love and hip hop that was a black audience. With you it had to be so mixed it had to be Nashville people that had to be fucking It was it was mixed It was it was it was white mixed

It was all the whites everywhere That's what it was You went to fall You went to fall too fast Okay What I'm trying to say is When you do a show that's so seasonal

Like that Right You get their audience Absolutely. And when you got their audience, what was that audience looking like to you? I mean, because I have no idea. Well, my coochie rates got rocketed. I'll say that. You got pussy from all different generations.

All different. All different. I mean, I was in a relationship at first, and I was faithful to my girl. But when we broke up, niggins, it was like, peace. It was old, I went to it. I went to it. I went from like six to six. 60 in like a goddamn year nigga I was out here dick I was out here

you feel me I was a dog I was a rock wild in the motherfucker You wasn't a vegan at all No him on Nick I was all for it I wanted to do

Not Rosson Farrie Yeah I was in there They love me It was all types of different white European All types of them You know what I'm saying

And you got Before we get into white famous You got a lot of white pussy Let's get sure it out there Well listen okay Well listen dore I got I got I got I got

cooch ubiquitously. You understand? Bam, that's the word I need to explain. I definitely need to explain that. I have no idea with that word. You're bigwood is everywhere. That's all that means. It means everywhere. I got it. You know, I was just, you know, I'm a I'm an a-a-d-do, I look, you know what I? You got a little

stamps of your passport. Yeah, I got a couple of stamps. You know what I'm saying? You know, but it was, you know, having that audience, I already had a bubbling I had the black audience, you know what I'm saying? but they were tuning in to see me on the show.

You know, like you, they were like you. They didn't watch. They didn't watch at first. A lot of them, some, Kenan had a good, he had a good fan base, but more black people because I was in the, I was in the social media age, like when everything started popping, and my stuff was getting shared. Well, you were right there, because, yeah.

Um, I feel like social media is now. Well, no, that's the beginning of it. That's the beginning of it. Like 2010, like around there, that's when it really started. I feel like all of us, I'm sorry. I feel like all of us, we adapted social media as opposed to these kids now. They're just leading with social media. Yeah.

Yes. Okay, continue. We had, I would say my generation, we had the Netscape Explo. We had Tyspace. We had MySpace. We saw MySpace. We saw Facebook. And then we saw that turn into Instagram, Instagram, 2012.

Was you friends with Tom? Tom. Oh, yeah. A friend of Tom. I was a friend of Tom. That's a trick question. He was a, parties with Tom.

Yeah, Tom was a, Tom just forced you, you know what I'm saying? I don't know. Tom was like the first pedophile. Yeah, no, Tom won. He sold the company and bounced. Yeah, we never. Listen, listen.

You call him a pedophile. I'm not, no. I didn't mean that. Sorry, Tom. I mean, his picture looks suspect as a motherfucker. He was like, he was like, no, no.

You never. The nigga never turned around. He was all the thing. But he was. don't want to be serious. Like, make me, hate me. I was opening up other accounts. This, nigga, was my first follower.

Every, every account. Yeah, that was the point, though. Nick, I had, I remember a monster. I had Mospasease music. How is it? My space was popping. Yeah, it was popping. Yeah, it was. Shout out to Tito.

Let me just, let me just say this real quick. Tito, this is my friend. He ran Micepace. And a duel from my hood made a disc record about me. And Tito, called me. Then he took down his page or some shit? Let me set my story. It's my story,

Nick. I was the one communicating with Tito. So Tito hit me and was like, yo, what do you want me to do? Like, this guy made a disc record about you. And I go, he goes, you want me to take his page down? Or you want me

to take this disc record and make it your record? And I was like, this is so dope. When I tell you, he took his record off of there. Off the player. off the player and then put my record on there, then put his record on there with a fucking dress and a mixed tape. I've never heard a gangster call and be like, I'm sorry.

He called me and was like, please, bro, whatever you did, can you please undo that shit? Because, like, he couldn't take it down. So everybody who went on his page, he was getting cooked. He was getting cooked. So Tito, in case I've ever not told you, because, you know, Tito does a six months fast.

and I don't like him when he's not, when he's not drinking. Yeah, he does six months every year. Of drinking. Of not drinking. Yeah, he does, he does so much. But he still hangs out with me. We still get together and run.

But Tito, in case, I never said thank you. I would like to say thank you. On a J-Files. Except when Tito broke our first drink champs award. Now, this is the reason why I understand that he goes six. one to stop drinking. So we won our first award, right? We got invited to some award ceremony

in L.A. Early drink chance. We were nominated, some like semi-Hollywood thing, like, you know, off the strip. Yeah, y'all was, yeah, y'all pop, bro, I know. And he's in L.A., so we sent him on behalf of us. We didn't think we were going to win. We just go and represent us. This was Ella degenrous.

Yeah, like, Jim Carrey. Like, we're against weird white people. Jimmy Kimball. Jimmy Kimball. Jimmy Kimmel. And it's making no sense. And we're like, we're not winning. It was like Drake against Kendrick all over again. I'm definitely not going to co-sign that.

No, no, no. I'm just, I'm talking about skin color. I'm talking about. I'm talking about. Okay, my bad. Like, Darth is like, that's all I meant. I'm never, he's still skipping over that question, right? Drake, follow me, too. I ain't going to talk, trash.

So, anyways, we won the awards. Yes. And then I'm going to send us the picture. We're all like, oh, shit, we won. And then he like this. And then he broke, he dropped the award. Listen, Jay, he liked this. Well, Ellen, did he didn't.

He got drunk, he celebrated the win, and then he dropped it. And he dropped the fucking award. And we told him, send it over for a whole season. We had it, like, the broken award. We had the broken award, like the whole season. And guess what? This is what makes us fucking foul, people. It's like $18 to get another award.

We never, we, not only we never brought the award, we never bought, like, yours and mine. I mean, it was just a... It's like $28 between us both. Listen, man, it was a sentimental award. Yeah, yeah. It was our first drink chance award. That's a thing. We even lost the broken one, like, in the set change.

No, no, no, you and Boris. You and Boris, love. Yeah. No, me and Boris. You're in charge. You're in charge of this shit. Yeah. All right, so let's get back.

So y'all got... Um... White famous, man. sir. I sincerely not saying this because you're here. I sincerely say this when you're not here. I feel like that was the best comedic genius related to reality because it was still like a reality show but not a reality show. It was like a scripted reality show. And when I tell you, and I said it earlier, and I'm sorry to reiterate it, but I'm not sorry. to, I used to hit you all the time. Like, every time the episodes came out,

I was like, yo, what the fuck? Do you remember him hitting you? Yeah. Yeah, I do. Like, I kid you not. That was my favorite shit on television. I could, like, I was so, because that's my next crescent.

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Well, Jamie Fox, Yeah, that was Jamie Fox's idea. Him and Chris Spencer. You know Chris Spencer, right? That's my man. Yo, can I say this? Chris Spencer is one of the best comedians ever. Not only that, just for just a good person and just somebody that just helps folks,

Chris Spencer is that guy. Like, I can't tell you how many times I've done award shows where I've been, I've reached out to him and had him on my team. And Chris always delivers. So Chris, Chris originally wrote it. He originally wrote it with Jamie, right? Jamie's like the original wrote it. That's crazy.

And then, um, please can you remember what you were about to say? Because you know what's crazy? We're supposed to have Chris recently. Yes, yeah. Oh, you can have them now. Nick, I can do it. No, no, no.

No, no. He's my nigga. He's not to be Chris. Go ahead. No, no, no. No, no. No, for real, niggas. Like, Norrie, it's, uh,

I love your show, nigga. It's just that. It's just, uh, I couldn't in this game a long time. Like, oh my God. I've been here so freaking long. It's just... Now it's just crazy.

And there's nobody's saying anything because people, you know, if they knew who this nigger really was, everybody would be cracking a hell up right now. But nigger, I would love to do your show, nigger, because I just need some coke. Just a little cold. That's all I need. Anyway,

that's my nigga. He said he doesn't drink. He doesn't smoke. Nah, he doesn't. He doesn't do none of that. But this is what's crazy. And I did, I did not know, uh, Chris was involved with your show. Absolutely. But I have a show called,

that Randy Acker, our manager, and it's called Hood Famous. Like that. Like, because, like, I'm kind of just famous in the hood. Anywhere in the hood, I'm kind of good. Like, like, I'm kind of good.

And I was like, yo, if I was to get this, I would want Jay, you, Chris Spencer. and Jamie Foss. But I had no idea that y'all already was a team. Are you serious? I swear to God.

I swear to God. That's alignment, brother. Yeah, that's right. I had no idea until you said that just now that y'all was already a team in the alignment.

Like, I automatically, I automatically love y'all. I can meet a genius. That's well. Me and Chris, let me just say something. Nas had had,

and by the way, Nas, I apologize. Nah says I come underdressed every time I go to any one of his parties Meaning I don't wear a suit I called the teller immediately I am coming

suited and booted Every fucking single time I never felt like a little nigger In my 40s Until now I've seen me and he said I'm not inviting you to another black tie party And you come in here Hey glory

Every time I'm going to be invite you. You just underdress. I can't have you in here with air forces. Hey, man. Hey, bro. And he literally, but let me get back to my point. So, Nas has a birthday dinner or something, he has something.

And Chris Spencer is there. And Chris Spencer is just, he's just, he's just, you know, he's nonchalantly saying all the things that he wrote. And all of the funniest people in the world, world are funny because of him. Is that, is that like, underwhelming? It's like,

the facts, though. Like I said, man, he's, you can find his DNA in a lot, pause, which you can find his, you can find his,

his writing and a lot of people. Kevin uses them all the time. Yeah. Yeah. Even when it was, I love that. Real husbands of, Hollywood.

Yeah. Like, yeah, that's, that's Chris right there. Chris is a genius, man. I didn't know when I saw him on Jamie Fox's show,

that he would, a writer on the staff as well. Like, he's just, and to be in the game for, what, almost 40 years. Yes. And humble. And to still be doing it at the level he's doing it, he's a goat. Yeah, he's a goal. Let's make a note.

And recently, I had beef with somebody because I didn't do their show, right? I went to L.A. I'm not going to say his name because I'm going to work it out with him. but I couldn't connect with him, right? I just couldn't. It just was so much things going on. And he knows who I'm talking about. And I actually got love for this guy.

And what I want to say to him is Chris Spencer has been our guy this whole time. And we've never been able to, yo, you, we've been trying to give you your flowers for 10 years. Like, we've been trying to get you, get you. And it's never happened. But guess what? I've never said, fuck you. I never said, yo, you know, I never said none of that. Like, we always stuck together.

Absolutely. But here's the thing. I always wanted to do it. That's the problem. Every time you would hit me, I was on the road. Nah, you're busy like a motherfucker. You work like a wrestler. Absolutely.

But I would be remiss to not give you your flowers right now. Because you know why? Our show was about giving people their flowers where they can smell them. They thought so why they can inhale them. They think so they can drink them, and they drinks why they can drink them. And we want to give you your flowers. Oh, my God. Snoop Dog said it's better than a Grammy because it comes from your people.

And we want to give you your flowers, Jay. You are absolutely one of the funniest people on the planet. Thank you, bro. God bless me for saying this like this. But when you pass away, you'll be you next to motherfucking Red Fox. Oh, man, thank you. Don't take them that far, bro. That's never fucked up?

My bad. You've got to kill them already. No, I'm just saying, like, do you know how funny Red Fox? I love the Fox, man. You just don't, Red Fox, Red Fox don't care. And I'm getting to the point where I'm not caring. I think that's why now the comedy is so authentic. I think that's why now it's got a new feeling to it, because I am not afraid to just be naked on stage.

Forget the voices. Those the voices now are just like little sprinkles, you know what I mean? I do a couple hours and then be like, all right, which I want to hear. I didn't give y'all any impressions which I want to hear at the end. But, man, I think with that growth and this is so monumental that I'm getting this now because I've been in the industry for 16 years, man, and I don't have any. I ain't got no awards. So, nigger, this is my first award.

Thank you, God, so much. No, I ain't going to blank it, niggie. That's juice. I got to get you. And you drink your wine very smooth. I like the way you cuff your wine. Hey, man. I'm a coaching.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, I know how to, you know what I know how to, you know what I'm, you know what irrigates. You know what I'm saying? You know those are legs right there. You which one, yeah, yeah, yeah. This actually tells you the, um, it tells you how many, I think it's how many grapes that they use.

I don't know, go ahead. Go ahead. You know, I don't know, you know, you know, you know, you, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not just a hoodnigger. I'm sorry. You're a white historian? He's a cop-he's a cop. He's a con.

He's a connoisseur. My nigga. Wine a story? Spell that for me. Yes, right. Wine of story. Yeah. Let me ask you, have you ever gotten lost in an impression where you did it so much that you kind of got, that became you for a minute?

I mean, damn, son. I don't know, maybe Denzel, maybe. I was about to say Denzel. He was training day for a minute. Oh, niggins. I used to have a, I didn't know how. how to walk correctly because I was, I was big and I lost weight, and I had to, like, figure out how to, like, readjust my body.

So I just watched this nigga, hey, he would walk. And I'm kind of like, I kind of imitated it and then got into my own thing. And then, you know, imitate his walk. I would imitate his walk. And then, you know, for no reason, you know, the voice would just pop out. You know, that's what it did, right? You just, I popped out the voice. I did Dezell and even my mother liked it.

You understand. That's right. She said, ooh, that didn't zeal. I said, hey, I'm stay your son. All right. You created me, but you created me. That's what I did. That's one of the guys, and you were talking earlier,

hate to jump back, but you said somebody that really likes it, Denzel loves the impression. He loves it. And he sees me. He said, oh, okay, when I met him, it was the AFI Lifetime Achievement Award. And the whole night I was trying to get to him, it's like he felt my energy and he would just leave, right?

And I was like, man, I ain't going to get to meet Denzel. I go to the after party. The guy's like, Denzel's about to walk in. He said, stand right here. Denzel sees me. He goes, oh, okay. Hi. You see, you owe me a lot of money, niggro.

You know that, right? That's right. I'm keeping you hot. He's been eating you a lot taller and I thought you were. I thought you were a short guy. And you got an arm too. Okay.

I say, my nigger. So we took the picture, man. And it was a little. It was a moment, man. It was such a moment when we took the picture because we're having a conversation, and then the person comes with the camera, and we both turned at the same time on some cool shit. And then we went back into talking to each other. He was like, okay.

And then we just both went back. It was just, oh, he's such a cool dude, man. And anybody, you've never heard anything bad about this man. He's been in the industry for 40 years. For 40 years, you've never heard. He's the perfect example of how to navigate Hollywood as an actor. You understand that? I never met Denzel, right?

But I'm in Atlanta. I'm in Atlanta. I don't want to stay the hotel because I still stay there. So I'm sitting there and this woman is just staring at us. And I mean, obviously we have to stare back because we like, why? And then she walks up to us. You remember this, right? You remember this, right?

And she walks up to, shut the fuck up. Jeez. I just said I don't want to say the name of the hotel. This is, ugh. Oh, champagne. Yeah, we drink a champagne. She's drinking champagne. And she walks over to us, and she says,

I just want y'all to know, y'all remind me of my family. We're arguing. You know, we're black folks. So we're like arguing and shit. And then she's like, you remind me of my black folks. I'm my folks. And my wife is like, that is then Sal's wife.

Oh, wow. Pauletta? Yeah. That's wild. So we're sitting there, and then my wife keeps going like this to me. because she don't want to be like a goobie neither but she's just like like show her love and I was showing her love anyway just for being

a elderly woman and a gentleman and I was being a gentleman and come to find out that was Denzel's woman and he was upstairs and had I had a little more boss I could have said can you tell homie to come downstairs but I did you would have said you owe the nigger from drink champ

I'll think about it. And what's my man name? What's my man name? I'm the son. The son, because he texted me. Oh, yeah. His son is incredible. He texts me immediately.

I have his number, right? He texted me immediately. He was like, yo, my mom's had a ball. Because so once we identified, we was just like, yo, ma'am, I'm sorry. I did say ma'am. And I was like, would you like to like continue? And she was like, whatever.

And we drank what a. And I believe we drank a long time. And she just chilled. Like, there was nothing. And then he had hit me because we were supposed to get him on drink champs at one time. My friend Tiffany the stylist, who I grew up with my whole life, gave me his number, put us on group chat. This is like the first group chat I've ever been. been a part of. So I just want to say

Denzel, Valetta, the son, everybody. Poor letter, poor letter. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. They know I'm dyslexic. They know that shit. And they know I got ADD. But the whole Washington family, I would like to say, thank you. Okay. So now you get, I'm sorry, to bounce around. So now you get

white famous. Chris is writing. Chris was. They had C. That's what happened. Okay. They took the concept. They took the idea. Jamie Fox's name was still attached to it. And it got sold to Showtime.

And then Tom Capinos came in and did the writing for it. Okay. For all of the, you know, for the arc of the story. Because, you know, you can, it's easy to, it's easy to make a pilot, but you got to create a full story behind it. So Tom Capinos had a story monster. They used him for that. And then they, you know, they ousted everybody else.

And luckily, Jamie Fox said he had went out to Damon Wayne's Jr. at first, I think. He was supposed to do it. But then something happened. I don't know what happened with that. And Jamie, Jamie was on SNL. He hosted in 2012 that he was asking me, Hey, man, I don't know why you ain't in every sketch, niggie. Like, every sketch, nigga?

Like, nigga, you, niggie, this shit funny. Why you ain't in very sketch? You said, if I ever have something, nigga, I'm going to help you out right. I'm going to work with you because I want to worry. I think you're talented. So this came up and then April 2016, we met. He talked to me about it. I went, I audition for Tim Story and I got it that summer.

Wait, so this was Tim Stories project first? Well, this was Tim Stories was directing it. So I had to audition for him, you know, because he's the director. You know what I'm saying? So I went in doing the summer. So for everybody that's listening out there, we all thought this was your project. I mean, listen, listen, with Jamie Fox's story,

it kind of is parallel. It is a bit of a parallel thing. It just fits perfectly, but it wasn't originally my story. It was originally Jamie's story. Wow. Yeah, so I stepped into those Jamie books. It's like entourage. Like when entourage is like, um, uh,

Mark Warburg story. Yes. But yeah, yeah. Damn, you know, you fucking me up. I wish I didn't know that. Ah, damn. You don't like me no more, nigga? That's how good it wasn't.

That's how good it was. I was investing, yeah. I liked you and I thought it was all you. That and I found out your ass ain't doing now. Now I got another fan. Where's the rock. Why? I only think it was donkey right now.

Nick, that's what, that's my default right there. I'd be forward is Eddie Murphy. See, Nick, I don't even give a damn, nigga. I'm saying? I thought your answer was white famous. Come to find out that you just a, you just an imitation. So, go ahead. All right, you know, man.

Your face turned into them right now. Oh, yeah, no, no, no. They do a biopic, nigga. Hey, you know what? Let's, okay, can I, can I give y'all something that you didn't know? Because this is the show that, this is the show that you give stories. And you dreams, yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It had a little more. Yeah. Pause, but I love the way you cuff your drink. I know you're a real wine drinker. Listen,

man, he's about to give something insightful. He just fucked it up. If you hold your glass like this, I don't really respect you. But when you cuff your shit like this, that means that you are respecting the cooler system. Man, I don't respect that either, man. Get out of here.

Because you're not a drinker. You're not a wine on. Yeah, I'm definitely not. The oxygen in the wine. So, this story I'm about to tell, y'all. Okay. Shout out to Antoine Fouqua. The director?

The director of the Michael movie. They ain't trained in that. Wait, the Michael movie that just came out? Yeah. I didn't see it yet. Antoine, it's great. You saw it? Chair, don't blow it up for me.

No, I'm not giving you any tidbits, but I will tell you this. As somebody who does characters, somebody who can emulate folks, that Jafar Jackson became Michael Jackson. I heard the... He became him. There were points where I stopped. You can see it. It was like 30 times. I was like right there, right there, right there.

Antoine Foucaulte. I'm directing it. Antoine Foucaulte directed that. And back in 2011, Antoine Foucault was going to direct a Pock movie. This was 2011. That should have happened. And guess who he called to play Pock?

No other than your boy. You? He wanted me to play Tupac. He said, I don't want anybody. He said, I have the same. feeling about this movie that I did when Denzel did Training Day with you playing Tupac because I know you can do it.

You had to live in Oakland for like six months. Nick, I had the motherfucking pot. I was ready, nigga, you feel me? I was ready, nigga, you feel me? I was ready, nigga. Like, I was really, I was so strut. Now, me, this is 2011. I'm 23 years old. He tells me

this, he said, we're going to work with you. He said, you just got to get cut up. We were going to do all the tapes. show the studio. The studio didn't believe in it. So Antoine Fouca, because he was so loyal to me playing it, he left the project.

That didn't become the one that came out, though. Eventually, nigga, it was here. But Antoine Foucaulte was not attached to it, remember? He wasn't attached. No, no, I know, but I'm saying was that still the same, from the same lineage of the original project. I don't know if it was the same script.

No, it can be. It might have been pieces of it that were the same, but the project that we had. Benny Bole. I don't like to diss stuff, but that one didn't do it for me. It's just that. Wait, wait, what do you? Okay.

Let me see. What did you say? What did you say? That one didn't do it for me. I don't like the disc project. I don't like to disc project. I don't like to disc people, but that movie did not do it for me. Listen, all lies on me.

And it's no problem. That's, listen. But an opinion. Why you're not? Not at all. Because I'm going to be honest. You liked it? I loved it.

Oh, you're wild. I actually. You're wild. I actually was at the premiere. Yeah. I was with you. Okay, damn. You had some names in a temple.

You didn't even know, Nora. Sit down. We're acting with me. I felt like I was the only person from New York there. Yeah, I didn't do it. You didn't like it? Can I say this? Can I say this?

He looked. He looked just like. No, the actor, the, the, it was a spitting image. Spinning image, y'all. 100%. Even the actress that looked like Jay to Pickett, I thought that was Jack Graham. Cat Graham.

Shout out to Cat Graham. But you can't just look like someone. You have to become the person. Explain. Like, okay. As far as I go and I watch it, it's not like, give an example, Ray Charles,

Jamie Fox. I'm making do what to do, baby. Yeah, yeah. Ray Charles, Jamie Fox became him. He didn't look like him. But he became him to the point. where you got lost on screen watching you're like, oh, that's Ray Charles right.

I swear to God, you're right. Absolutely. Switter, God, you're right. I swear to God, you're right. Another one, another one. Denzel, Washington, Malcolm X, that one. Swin of God, you're right. Same thing. You didn't look like.

Swind a God. The Whitney Houston bio pick. She didn't, she became, she became her. I felt Whitney Houston. But when I watched, all eyes on me, no disrespect to the Mario's shit. I think he's a great, good actor. but and it's a lot it's not fair to be in that position when it's your first role and you have to take on such big boots you all correct you know what I mean Pac was a Pac was like six probably like six different people you had to master all of those personalities he's a true Gemini

relax buddy you know what I'm a gentleman I'm a gentleman yeah my wife is a Gemini oh man surrounded by Jiminonis oh no Jimonaut I know Gemini Oh, one Gemini is a six different. Your blood pressure, some of the best of hip-pop is Gemini. You say my blood pressure high. Makes the noise for people. I know. My whole crew is surrounded by Gemini.

I'm going to tell you this. Just like I'm the only Puerto Rican that's surrounded by nothing but Dominicans. I'm going to tell you this, Norrie. I dated Norrie, DJ Fing. I dated a freaking Gemini. I'm telling you, this chick was crazy. Yeah. Well, she may or June?

That's a big difference. She was, wait. See, Park is June and Biggie is May. I'm May. I'm May 28th. Okay. And that makes a difference. Well, it does make a difference.

Well, the, Terminize, we know that difference. Well, let's talk about the 28th before because she was the 29th and she were crazy. She was crazy. She was crazy. She made me chicken. Now, understand. This is when I was on.

She made me chicken. I was on the set of white famous all day. Understand. Man, nigga, we were doing double hours. I was there from like seven to, I didn't think I got home until like 11 p.m. at night, right? She has dinner waiting, my nigga. I didn't cook it, nigga.

Obviously. Obviously. She got dinner waiting. She cooked the food, forgot she cooked it, tasted it, and blamed me for how bad it tasted. She said, why do you cook the chicken so spicy? I said, bitch, I can't cook the chicken. You cooked the chicken.

She's like, oh, well, it's. If you cooked the chicken, just tell me you cooked it. I said, oh, I'm never dipping in the Gemini ever again. That don't sound, Jimini. That's how I'm crazy. She washed. She was too, me. She drugs, you know.

Come on, man. But, niggins, she was Gemini. Jimonize is very difficult. So back to that. Back to that. Antoine Fouquois. Hopefully, they're doing the part two of the Michael film. And I'm telling you, brother, now, can I tell you, brother?

now, can I just tell you about the story? I'm not going to tell you what it is, like the different scene, but the timeline I'm going to tell you about it. So you know, it is from when Michael Jackson is a kid to when he leaves the Jackson 5 and he does the bad tour. This is Michael Jackson story part two. Yes, and it works. So it only leads up to that.

At least, yes, so it stops right there on the bad tour. But Antoine Fuqua is directed this one. Yes, and I believe he. he's going to direct the second one. Because I just heard it did like crazy, like $206 billion. Absolutely. As it should have, it's one of the best movies. And all I'm seeing online is because, you know, I follow negative Twitter.

I'm sorry. I don't know. Well, Twitter's negative anyway. You say good morning. Fuck you, nigga. You're like, nigga, what? I just said good morning. Sorry, it's the cursing.

I don't curse like that anymore. I say a nigga, though. That ain't curse. I follow black Twitter. Okay. I follow negative Twitter. and I follow black Twitter. Okay.

I follow super negative shit. What the fun? Wait. Yo, the funny, yo, before you even say that, the funny, one of the funniest things you told me when they tell me,

you said it on this show. You said you were with Benzino and you said the nigger just looks up his name and people be and people be saying stuff and he responds to the niggers who don't even add him.

That was the funniest thing, but No, Benzino goes in. He got to understand something, though. He goes in. These little nigglets today, they don't got no, there's nothing here, okay? They all messed up. I've gotten to fight with somebody online.

I ain't even going to lie about this. I did it. I said something on the post, and one of the little Y-Ns commented under, and I said, so what, nigga, your mama. He got mad. He was like, nigger, you're talking about my mama. I'm going to come.

whoop your ass. I said, all right, I said, come out. I'm in California. You said, yeah, send me a plane ticket so I'll whip your ass. I said, nigga, you want to get fluid out? The president. You should have sent a bus ticket. I see your breakout. I see your Brayhouse ticket. I see your two to get three. Hurry out. I got to leave that. Let me just say something, Jay Proud. This is the truth. And to this day, me and Ms. Dino

or type. Benzino's a good dude. Beyond what anybody thinks he's a good dude. Beyond what anybody thinks Benzino's a great dude. But Benzino, we used to live in the same building. Yeah. And I would wake up and, you know, he would wake up and he would literally look at his Twitter. Now, I do it.

I do it too. But I don't respond. I go to the negative section. Sometimes you do. Relax. Sometimes you do. I respond when I want to. Like when I'm like.

That's called. responding. But let me talk about his shit. I'm talking about him. Not me. You're in therapy, Nord. Yeah, I'm in therapy. I'm in therapy.

Thank you for noticing. Thank you for noticing. But he would literally go and he would look at his shit and no one would say nothing about him. And then he would Google his own self. Like, you know, you know, the Twitter shit? You search his own shit.

So they would add him. And he would go. and see these people and I was like, I don't think this is healthy. I totally. I was like, I just looked at him like, my boy.

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on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm gonna tell an old story I've told here before with Benzino. I used to manage the artist, a local Miami artist, freestyle battle. He won the MTV freestyle battle, recognized. Oh, what was it? Recognized. I was there.

I was there. He was a battle rapper. So, you know, he's a battle rapper. So he did a freestyle on a mixtape, and he ended up, it was when Benzino was beefing with Eminem. And it was a natural thing for a battle rap to kind of throw a jab at Benzino at that time. So he

threw a jab at Benzino. But this is a relatively local MC. I mean, he did win the MTV battle, but that mixtape was a local thing. Benzino somehow found his phone number somehow in this world,

left him a voicemail. I'm going to fucking find you. I know where you were at. He called me. You just guy got my number. He left me a voicemail. I said, I tell you. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Maybe you stayed over a while. The pettiness.

I love it. But you somewhat said that, like, when you went to Twitter, has it ever been the time where Twitter broke you down? Because I'm not going to like. Oh, man. What is it called now, X? Yeah, it's X. Yeah, after Elon must have screwed it up.

Elon, fuck you. Yeah. It's X, Elon. I have been, I have been destroyed by Twitter. I mean, it's Twitter. Elin. It's not. We still call it Twitter.

It's not X. Asshole. Okay. I'm sorry, Elon. I got to be down with you. I got destroyed. I got destroyed so bad in 2014. What did you do?

What happened? I mean, I did the MTV Awards. Not homophobic shit. No, no, no. It was no gay stuff. I mean, it was, um... It happens. Okay, this is, okay.

First of all, if you're doing the MTV Awards, you have to go in on people. You can't be light. You can't. You got to roast people, right? At all these award shows, you got to do that. But my script got ran through SNL and all of this stuff that I was saying, like, nigga, I said all types of stuff about celebrities.

But they said, well, this person is going to be on the show. This person might be on the show, too. So you got to lighten it up. So I said, all right, open monologue. I got the watered down version of everything I was going to say. I went up there and it was cool, but it wasn't, nigger, I got. got on Twitter, niggas was distraught, like, they were talking

about my pants, nigga, it was at the time, at the time, nigga, my hips was huge, they was talking about them. Oh, this nigga talking about it with the child band mother hips. They were saying, oh, tithes and shit. Niggas were saying, yo, I'm following this nigga now, nigga, you're up this nigga. And my sister's like, God,

even my sister's my manager, she said, God dang, can you leave the nigga alone? I got killed on Twitter. On Twitter, my nigga. She was defending. She was defending me. She was the one type in the back. It was isn't that bad. It was so horrible in my heart, man. You listen, at the time, I got tough skin now.

I don't care now, whatever. But at the time, I'm just, I'm four years in. You know what I'm saying? And I'm used to everybody saying positive things. Like, I got killed so goddamn bad. I said, man, I don't never want to do, I don't even want to do MTV. I don't even want to watch MTV no more. I just ruin MTV.

Yeah, niggas, just BETT all day. you doing this no more, but I got, I got roasted, I got destroyed, but I resurrected myself, and I searched my name, too, but I just don't say nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't like you, I don't say nothing. But she, 214, man, I got killed, bro, like, but people always, it comes with the territory. It does, but it doesn't. No, it does. It does. Whatever you put out there, people have a right to critique it. Right. You know, they got a right to say whatever, however they think, because it's freedom of speech. That's the greatness of them. America. But just don't get mad at me. If I come back and clap back at you and say something,

you got to be willing to take it like I took it. You know what I mean? But I feel like if you respond and let them people break you down, you just, it knocks you off of your path. And why allow it to knock you off your path? Now, I will say on Facebook, I am kind of petty on Facebook. And let me explain how. Let's go. If I put a post up and a nigger say something negative, I don't block the nigger. No, because he told me how he feels. I blocked the people that like the comment. That's true shit.

Hey, nigga, because you won't even bold enough, you won't even bold enough to stand on your own. You got to stand behind this. That's part. You block all the people who liked it, and then now you're having a one-on-one argument with him. Yeah, exactly. They can't.

They can't gang up for me, nigga. I'm not going to lie. I'm still in that. You still do it. I'm getting your portion, though. Hey. Every time I do it, I'm going to text you and say, Listen, I did it.

But keep in mind, every time you humor the trolls and the people that talk all that craziness, it only makes it worse because that's what they're looking for. Yeah, they're doing with a lot of people with mental health issues nowadays. And you don't ever know when that's going to, they're going to know you before you know them. Yeah? Yeah, but okay, but say, and sometimes, all right, let me just, can I say this? Yes. Sometimes, nigga, you have to respond.

Of course. Sometimes we're human. We're human. Yeah. Y'all let me know what I said. I put, okay, I put a video up there, and this, this racist white chick, she just goes, ew, a nigger. That's what she said. She said, yeah, I bet you hear that every time you go to the gonacologists, bitch.

Everybody's in the comment, what? And she said, that was hard. That was hard. That was listening. Good one, good one, good for the phone right here. That was the greatest response. I ain't a lie. I'm going to start hitting you from my two of the responses.

I'm like, Jay Farah, Howard House. What's wrong? Hey, nigga, I'll ghostwrite your distance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need a ghost writer. Just to diss people back. And there's a lot of bots out there, so you might be arguing with a bot.

I'm not going to lie. I'm going to be honest. I'm going to be honest. Sure. I love negative Twitter. I sincerely wake up. I've seen my friend Benzino. And I've seen him search for the negative shit.

But I go and I will post him. the baby. I mean, that baby's ugly. Oh, man. See, I wouldn't oppose the baby

to start with in that way. It's not my baby and it's not my grandson. I'll pose it. I'll just give me an example. I'm negative. Black Twitter is. I call it Black Twitter.

It is. Oh. Oh, my God. EFN. You've never been on Black Twitter, right? Don't go to Black Twitter. Okay. Stay in Cuban Twitter.

It's what. There's a Cuban Twitter? I didn't know it. Me neither. I just made that up. Latino Twitter. No, no, Latino Twitter. Cuban Twitter right now is all talking about Trump maybe going into Cuba.

So, yeah, maybe I am on Cuban Twitter. Listen, I jog at almost every day and the Cubans that was wearing the mega shit. Yeah, they're not around no more. They don't fizzled out for sure. Trump doesn't deported his supporters. Because those idiots. had charges too. They're idiots, man. Listen, I love the Latino people.

Absolutely, the Latino people. I fooled them all. I got them the fuck out of here. Everybody I wanted to do it too, I did it. They fell into my plan, but they couldn't help it. I'm so gorgeous. I'm the best-looking thing ever created, aren't I? You know, this nigger, man. Jesus. Jesus, he did depict himself.

Jesus, yeah. All right, so we're going to dip into politics a little bit? Obama's here. Listen, man, him. Well, I got to get back in there because I got to show America what it's supposed to be. Because we got a crazy, telly-tubby son-looking motherfucker. And he's just doing what the hell he wants. I told you to get your black.

black asses out there and both you can do it. Now we got to deal with this Lulitig another four years. It's ridiculous. You ask me, well, I'm running. I mean, hey, bet somebody got to suck me off. Oh, my God. I know this is like a little crazy. Yeah, yeah.

You met Obama? Absolutely. Like, you did that. I met all of them. You met Trump. I met Trump, too. You're a phenomenal, great talent, a great talent. Just a phenomenal.

great talent, great guy, look at him, skin, cocoa butter on his skin. He's absolutely amazing. He's one of the, he's one of the moisturized ones. Sorry, sorry, that's, yeah. Anyway, can we get him a little drink?

I don't know. He's too fishing that one. It's wine, it's wine. It's wine. Wine time, baby. Oh, man. All right, so, hold on, hold on. Because, I'm never met Obama or Trump. Oh, man. I would love to have Obama on the show. On drink chance. I think he would do it. I really think he would come up here. He's that full. Why not? Yeah. He went on Zach Galfinecas's Taylor two firms.

Yeah, why wouldn't he do? That's still a little bit more produced. I think here they might. I mean, well, maybe he'd come on. There'd be some rules to the interaction for sure. He did, he did, um, um, um, um, um, that's this. And Merrill? And Merrill? He did, he did, he did. He did, he did use some Merrill. Yeah, yeah. He'd come up here. He's smoking Jay. He'd do all types of stuff. Oh, come on, man. Obama is... He's going to do a line. No, no, no. No, no.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. He's like, went in Miami. Well, I mean, if you don't, if you don't do a line, you can't enjoy your time.

Oh, my God. No. I was fucking. I have no clue. Now, let's ask you this. Well, You ever run for politics?

Me? Run for politics. No, no, I would. I don't, I stay away from that, man. Because you go Virginia. I'm from VA, man. I'm from the 757. Shout out to, uh, shout out to the, uh,

Ferell, for real, uh, Matt Schill. You're giving out gifts. You giving out Louis Vuitton things. I'm just being honest. He didn't, he didn't give you any. You didn't get any? I would like to be a part of the gift.

This is my plea. Look at you. camera, man. I'm looking at my camera. Perrell, I hit you, and I've been talking to him, and I just didn't have the balls to be like, can I get a rich a million as well?

Niggily, he'll give you a rich. If he don't, if he don't sit something, just say, what, what, what, what, what, what, what. You remember what what we did, god, but in all honesty, uh, um, um, Timberlin,

Missy, uh, Jay. Um, I said, masculine. Mad skills. Mad skills who just want to fucking rammy. I'm so proud of Virginia. That's my second barrel.

Okay. Damn. I've never heard you say that, but okay. I felt you hate. You know, but that's my second burrow that, like, um. You know, VA's lot, nigga, you know. You know, I'm just saying, you know. Yeah, so back in a day.

Get home. Yeah. So, no, I'm playing around, but I'm not playing around. I'm very proud of the progress because a lot of times people looked at Virginia. One, they didn't look at it like a beach town. Right. They looked at it like a town that you can come out there and sell drugs. And then get away with it.

You still do it, nigga? Definitely, definitely. They're not co-sign nothing. No, I didn't co-zine. I'm talking about the real, dude. But shit still happens. Big up to Virginia, man. And I want to co-sign something.

There is something in the water. Yes. Absolutely. Damn, you. Go ahead. Yeah, my bad. And you guys, I respect this. And I didn't realize.

So somebody said to me recently, he's like, Yo, Nori, your whole career was made in the South. And I was like, fuck. you, right? And he's like, I'd say your whole career, but a big part of your career. No, he said some of your career.

You just said whole, but I let you know. If I say whole, what I meant was some of your career, right? And I was like, I was like, what do you mean? And then he was like, your first national hit

was made from a Virginia guy. And Virginia is considered the South. It was the capital of the Confederacy. Yes. And that first hit was for Excuse me, the Neptunes. The Neptunes, yeah. I don't ever want to forget you, Chad.

Absolutely. Wherever you at, Chad. And I just recently found out that Chad and Farrell has like a lawsuit against each other. I absolutely 1 million percent hate this. That's none of our business, though. It's none of our business. But the fact that it is public business, I want to say that I love y'all both, man. Absolutely.

And 1 million percent, Ferrell is going to make. make this correct. And I believe Chad is going to be corrected. Whatever he feels like he's going to, that he was old or he's deserved. And I

one million percent want to say that I love the Neptunes. N-E-P-T-U-N-E-S, the way they lates the beat. They change the game, man. The Neptune's changed the game. I love Neptunes. Me too. I love Farrell. Yes, I do.

I love Chad. Yes, I do. but I love Neptunes. What, for the family, Louis Vuitton? Yes, I would like to be, I definitely want to be in a Louis Vuitton. I lost mad weight. Like, I was like, come on, nigga. Shit, shit, because I'm trying to be in a large Louis Vuitton. It's cheaper for him to send it to you at a smaller size.

I hope to. I hope so, Jay, coming from Virginia. Is that less of a perk or is that more of a perk? Because you could say, yo, you know what? I'm coming from where Timberlin is from. I come from where Missy is from. Or is it like, oh, no, you're coming from Virginia. You're a country bunging.

Nah, nah, I think it means more to come from the 757. 7.57. A lot of us, you don't, a lot of us don't make it out of there. Like, it's so, it's a military town, and it's so easy to just get married and have kids and live your life down there. So if you have aspirations to be in the industry, be an artist, you know, be an athlete. There's so many athletes from our town, too. You got, yo, you got, your, Plaxical Bearers, Michael, Michael Vic, all of them. Placcal to the nigga to shout himself.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm too. I wasn't going to bring that up, nigga, but yeah. He's been a vacation with him when you shout yourself. Negative Twitter. Whatever the fuck he called? Black Twitter. Well, damn, I ain't going to say Alan Ivison.

Alan I was my favorite, nigga. Mike. Mike, boy, I said Mike Vic. Also, what is his name? Lawrence Taylor. He's from there. Genuine? Genuine as well.

We've got a lot of assesies. I'm going to say so that Genuon sent me a record to get on a record. Nine o'clock. I was on vacation. Genuine. Genuine hit me. And it was like, well, I, uh-uh. And I, and I, and I, and, I, I'm a lot.

I'm gonna be honest. You didn't want to do it. Genuine is bringing me out of retirement. Oh, work? Oh, man. I love that. Shout out for Genuine, man. First, like, feature first.

You're doing an R&B record? Yeah. Let me find out. So what you're... My bad. No, no, no. But to what you're saying, like I'm saying, it's so easy to get locked in there.

And you got comedians from there. Bob Saggett, you got Wanda Sykes. You got also... Wait, Bob Saggett? The white guy. Yeah. Yeah. Wanda Sykes.

I mean, look, who else up? Pat and Oswald, I think he's from there too. Uh-huh. There's a lot, there's a lot of people from our area, bro. So me being the first one from that area to get on SNL, man. And to be able to take my high school principal, turn him into a character, and make him famous. Like, you know, like I just had my 20-year high school reunion. I graduated when I was seven.

You know what I'm saying? 20-year high school reunion. Look, look, black America, please. Look, look at what you get said. These motherfuckers think that we don't graduate. Go ahead. Yeah. But going back to that and not being popular when I graduate.

I wasn't popular. Well, I started getting popular towards the end of my tenure as a high schooler because people found out of that. And they found out that was funny. I did voices. But when I got back there, everybody's story was how I took Mr. Fry, my principal, and I turned, I got them on S&L. And that's everybody's just school on. I put my school on.

So everybody there's like, they got a J. Farrell story. We was cool. Nigger, no, we won't. But you know what I mean? But I'm a piece. I'm a piece of everybody's story that I went to school with. even the folks that kind of bypassed me. Even the chick that called me ugly,

even the chick called me ugly, she would take a pity. I say, yeah, I said, yeah, different now. But to be that, man, to be one of the mouthpieces for the 757 and to be the first of that breed of, I went on that Chanel, I rap, I do all this stuff.

That's a big deal, man. And I made it out of there. And I'm showing people that you can do it. that's what's beautiful about it. So, man, being a part of the 757, damn, they like, so I don't care about the 7570, the 305, huh?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to tell you something, my friend, my friend, his name is Sunny DBT. Can you come over here, Sunny DBT? I feel like he could start impersonating Sunny immediately. Listen, listen, listen, no, come over here. I'm going to be honest.

Yeah. He already has face. Listen, come on. I've been trying to get him to do rewind time. Oh. But he didn't do rewind time. I mean, Nikki, I don't know what he did. I don't know if you can rewind that.

You know what he did? What he did? He did fast forward time. Okay, okay, okay. And I don't like it. And look at his shit. His shit is gray and red. And red.

I would like for you to assess. What the fuck went wrong with that? You might as pull up a chair while you're at it. We'll end up a quick time, too. I just see a tie-dye beard, nigga. I don't know. A tie-dye go-tie this nigga guy. This thing got a tie-dye go-tie.

No, no, no, no, no. He don't need no, no. I'm letting me sit down. Everybody's going on. All right, well, let's sit down, bro. Sit down. Sit down. You're in front of the camera.

You're in front of the cameras. My nigga, look, my nigga, that's Haitian right there, nigga. Oh, he's Haitian. I don't know if I want to continue the conversation you know what I'm saying nigga up in a new Bugatti digger I come looking for you at a station Get up, get up, get out of it

I want to set up Boris you next Now, God dang, now I just want you to know he's a vegetarian Okay, he's not a vegetarian man He's a pescatarian. That's not a pescatarian. Oh, okay.

Okay. All right, niggie. My nigga look like Puerto Rican Buddha. This shit. He's Peruvian, he's Peruvian. I see, how are you, my amigua? He's got two llamas with the crib. Listen, man, I learned Spanish

in the year past. Yes, absolutely. Because my promontilla is Colombian. See? Oh, I know, nigger. Colombians just Geminiile I know, nigga, but I can't, nigga, it's good,

nigga, I can't. It's good. Okay. Hold on. All right. You know, Matt, okay. I mean, just a cocaine dealer, Mr. Lee. Come on, Mr. Lee.

A cocaine dealer. Yeah, yeah. I'm from the burbs, nigga. Wait. Go ahead and sit. Oh, man. Oh, man. Slick poppy.

Yeah. Can you? Are you the men? Are you the, The Dominican. See, I can tell. I don't know why. Y'all niggas got a look like you about to sniff a butt.

You know what I'm saying? He got me and my... I did not have to text to this. It's all all the top. How old are you think this man is right here? Oh, he got to... Well, nigga, you can be anywhere from 20 to 65. You...

You're close to him. You look like the nigger fresh that was smashing the nigger from fresh. You know what I'm talking about? The nigga that was banging the nigger sister, he was like, hey, Papa, that's cool, because I love it. There was a Dominican nigga named Raphael. And I was in New York. I was in New York.

And actually, I used to stay on 57, 57 to 9th, you know what I'm saying? And 57 to 7. Yeah, a word. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We were neighbors. We didn't even die.

Nick, it was, you was watching that. Yeah, yeah. Definitely was. I was smoking you. Told you that. It wasn't from your team. This nigga was, this nigga was like, he had this, he had this voice, he thought like this, he said, you know, he said, I found him something. He said, your body getting bigger, you're getting bigger.

He said, listen to the tramposo. He thought I was taking steroids. I said, no, nigger, this is, this is natural, Raphael. Yeah, a nigga tried to smash my sister. Didn't like it. Didn't like it at all. Didn't like it. Yeah, yeah.

You, them niggie, y'all niggas is slick. And I ain't even about it. Hey, the women, too, I don't know what it is, but the Dominican women love your boy, nigga. And I love them. Ain't lying got that. All right, let's get a look at that. Niggin, you look like Benzino and, uh, you look like Benzino cross of Barry White, Nicky.

Benzino white, nigga. That's what you look like, nigga. Yeah, I mean, that's cool, nigga. Yeah. You, yeah. Okay. Now, what part? Where are you from, bro? Columbia. Oh, man. Hey, shout out to you, nigga.

I ain't saying nothing about Columbia, you know what I'm saying? I love Colombian. I got to ask you this, because you said that. I have never been to this new version of Columbia where everybody loves it. Right. By the way, I don't think my wife would ever let me go to Columbia. By the way, rightfully so. She was okay. What's it? Carter Hanna? You ain't, you can't go.

Carter Gena? Carter Gena. Carter Hanna. You can't go? What? I can't go? My shirt. My surely said, you should say, you can't go. go, nigga. I said, well, I'm a Medelline. That's what it is. Is it Medelline or is it?

In Colorado, Jose. Yeah. Got the hands by the beach. Yeah. And I'm in love. I'm in love. I'm in love. I love my wife. She loves me back. We, we, everything. But that's not being a sucker. That's being a I love that. That's being a grown ass man. That's being a grown ass man. But I can't go to Columbia. I can't do the Columbia that they do.

Why don't you just go to Columbia and not do that? Like when, when, um, what's my fucking cousin name? Lito. Lito, yeah. Lito, Lito, my cousin goes to Colombia. He's single, bro. He looks for that. Yeah, he's single.

But my wife is like, you will never go to Colombia. That's, nigga, I didn't heard the same thing. Where's your wife from? Where's she from? Cuba and Puerto Rico. She's from Cuba and Puerto Rico. Yeah, nigger, yeah. She, she knows what she's talking about.

Yeah, if I was you, though, nigga, I know that. I know that man like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-d-d-dha. I can't get the fuck out. Oh, man. Rob. His pants is crazy. That nigga looked like A-Sap Hood on the bench.

Look, freestyle ability, yo. That's something I think I got from rapping. I don't know if you noticed, brother. I did not know what you today. I am a rapper who's cosplay in a comedian, digger. I was rapping before I was doing comedy. Okay. Real talk.

I used to... So talk about this nigga pants. Because this nigga has been distracting me this whole episode. I mean... I mean, the way that... I mean, the way that is coming off,

if this nigga walked out with them, he'll really have no chance walking out here with some checker pants. I mean, the shit crazy. I mean, what you get them from Scotsman's, nigga? What you get them? What's them bootleg, Canal Street, knockoff, nigger?

You could never get Coochie if you pop off, nigga. You need to take them, switch it to some drain jeans and drop off, nigga. Matter of fact, get some Bacero's. I know that word. You, the way that you're dressing, the nigga look like a nerd. I mean, I ain't talking.

I'm not talking about N-E-R-D, nigga with Farrell and them boys. I'm talking about them niggas that like them Dragon Ball toys. Oh, man. Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Hey, man. Listen, man. Corrieve, you not a tip.

I'm not a seat. See, I'm gonna see. Oh, man. You know that it's in a lot of Jamaica. Two Jamaica's back to back. Nigid, you look like if you stand up too long, you just tuffle over like this, man. Your top, your top look heavy as hell.

Do you do, do you do leg day, nigga? You just bench. Niggins, nigga. Work your legs, nigga. Yeah, you need to work on them legs, man. Yeah, you need to work on your legs, nigga. This nigga... You got to hold those stuff, this nigga looked like a...

This nigga looked like a piece of pizza. Nigger just upside down like this. You know what I'm saying? Look, hold on. Hold on, hold up. Get your boy right here because I know. Nah, that I'm over there. We already did.

We already did. Come on. Let's go. Let's go. We just, we just test you. I see you. I see you. And then you with the glasses, you next.

Oh, man. Now, we need Paul next. Come on. Oh, man. This nigga's spilling in his shirt. That's crazy. That's crap. crazy, my nigga. You look like Leachay for real, my nigger.

Yo, my nigga, what's on the bottom? You got the LeBron, you got the LeBron James's on, nigga, with the black shirt, nigga, and this, digger? What the fuck? You went to the Negro running, you went to the Negro burning man, nigg? What the hell is this? Hey, I'm just, look, look, you see what? Kids. Kids? And, and you got the same mouth as the nigga that played the devil in tails from the hood. Nicker, nigga. I can kick a field goal in the middle of that shit, nigga. God dang. You got the gap.

Hey, hold on. Hold on, Reggie. Yes, yes, yes. Let's start talking about this motherfucker. Now, let me say something, nigga. Why the fuck you don't get braces or some shit, you know what I'm saying? Your ass, your ass need to get,

you can get invisiline all the time. He ain't paying your ass enough money to get invisiline? Well, your ass need to go work with your button, nigga. I'm joking, bro. I'm joking, man. Lord, Lord. Lord heaven.

What's up? What's up? What can I say? about this man. He's a wrestling up on somewhere. He's a Colombian too. Luchadora. You're from, you a wrestler? I'm from Colombia.

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on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Diana? Oh, no. Oh, good. We got to be bad. We got to be bad. We got to be bad.

Can you sit here? Our only beautiful women that's here. You don't have, not a lot of women. Oh, Lord. So, but this is our beautiful women. You see, this is the Colombian starter kit. Okay. Oh, shit.

You ain't got the BBL yet. You ain't got the guy. You're just, all. You're a hundred percent national. It might be Colombian, but half of them is made. Oh, my mom. I'm right. Listen, baby.

That's what's up. You got Biggie? You got Biggie on your shirt. I'm not going to say shit, baby. Bigga, baby. First things, first popper. That's dumb. Playboy Sonny.

There's the one money because they don't want to make things of penetrating. Oh. And I can't penetrate you. I can't hear that. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. My niggins, my niggins, you're looking at your top.

You ain't drinking the root ton, man. Chop your leg, chop your leg, chop your top. Like John Sallie. Every creative player on NBA 2K. Austin, chomping. I swear, I swear, every time I see you, nigga, I, I lose energy, nigga. You know what I'm saying? I don't know, this, look, look, look, look.

You know, the nigger, me, you are like DMX. You like DMX. What, with the ADD, man. You know? Hey, rest and peace. Hey, man. Hey, fuck that. Come on, sit up back.

I ain't talking about it. Oh, my hand, bro. He can, you can... Cuban, I'm Cuban. You're Cuban, brother. It's better when you sit in this TV. You get shit. Oh, okay.

Let me say this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my. Oh, my fault. Oh, my fault. Oh, my fault. Oh, my nigga. You look like your blood type is my tequila, nigga.

That's it. nigga, I bet you if I punch you in your stomach, soy sauce will pop on your mouth, nigga. Nigga, how do you go eat everybody's lunch from the orders, nigga? What the vibe? Nigga, I swear for Lord, nigga. Look, look, nigga, wait, wait.

How the hell you Cuban and you got Armenian arms? What about that's going to make no sense? Nick, I guarantee, nigga, you can take all the head from your goddamn back. And if this nigga lose that again, he can transplant that from this on here. That's what we got. That's what? Oh, Jesus. Okay.

What else can I say? All right, nigga. Nicky, look, man. Say no more it drops. Look, man. Yeah, say no more it drop, nigga. You look, look. Look, we had a good time.

We had a good time. I talked about your blood type, but I didn't talk about your pants size, what you could. Because, nigger, nigger, your shit, nigga, you got mom jeans size 50 tubes, nigga. Nigger, how to hell you? Why do you sweating from thinking, nigga? How you got stretch marks on your eyeballs, nigger? That's crazy. Nigga, I swear for Lord,

nigga, you walked in a Chinese buffet. You said, the motherfucking Chinese house had what you want. You said everything, nigga. Nigga, go ahead. Sit back there. Nick, I ain't talk about this. No, no, we ain't doing it.

Oh, man. I ain't gonna lie. Because your headline is crazy. So, I'm right. What's up, bro? What's up, bro? I ain't gonna lie. Your barbuffer been fucking you up for a year.

I'm my own barbler. Okay. Nigger looked like a Jew and Swiss beast. Hey, Jew beast. Oh, yeah, that's fucking ridiculous. Showtime. Can't do it. Nick, I got a question.

Like, where's, where's Waldo? Where, where, where's your hairline? That shit crazy. Nigel, you got a V on that motherfucker. That's crazy. Your headline is V for Vendetta, nigger. Your nose is Jewish.

Your mouth is Puerto Rican. And the top of your head is a nigga named Abraham. That shit. I don't know. That's it, nigga. What's the word for? Listen, man. J.B.

You all again again. Listen. J.B. I'm about to say success, but I got success running. I think we're good. I think we good. I think we good. Oh, you want to see that?

You want to sit back? I'll take a peepies, man. Okay, cool. We're good. You can't get a fist break anytime you want. Oh, okay, cool. That's what I'm a good. That, yeah, yeah.

That was crazy. But you didn't know I, but you didn't know I freeze. Well, I freestyle, of course. But you didn't know I rap, though. Like, right. So today, I actually listened to your thing, and I didn't realize, like, you're like the Jamie Fox, like meaning when I say that.

You're serious. Like, I thought your rap's going to be funny, comedic, but your rap's worsened. It was dead serious. Absolutely. I mean, I've been... And a lot of people can't balance both. Yeah.

A lot of people, to tell you the truth, they're the same person when they switch to size. I believe Jamie Fox is the only person that was able to be a sincere actor. And then when he went to rap, excuse me, singing, he actually was a different character or a different person. Most people try to be the same people. Well, let's go further into that because they're all. are some people who have transitioned and been able to do it. I'll give a big example, Donald Glover.

Donald Glover. Okay. Not only can he act, which I think he was phenomenal in Atlanta and other projects he has done. Shout out to Donald Glover. But his music, his music is dope. This is America. This is America.

Yeah. Watch how I give it. Like that Redbone. This is America. To be able to do. Somebody else. that we always look over that we never give our give me the flowers to will smith man will smith was a

this is a rapper that transitioned into the after we had a great episode with will smith yeah he came yeah he came up here right yeah we went to philly we went to philly he almost made me cry because i now that was a really good episode wow all right can i can i can i you please can i um so they literally told me norie do not ask about the slack Oh, man. So I said, I'm not going to ask about this stuff.

I said, I'm good. We went to Philadelphia. He rung us cheese steaks. Yeah, no, it was. It was great. We ate the cheese. He came with his family, too, his family. But then I asked well, and I said, well, I'm N-O-R-E, and I've had my ups and downs.

And when my downs happened, a lot of people didn't answer my calls. So I said, well, when. your down has ever happened. So that's what I'll ask him about the slap. Yeah, but you knew what you was doing. You know, I know. You're a journalist, brother. You know. So I said to him, I said, yo,

and then Will looked at me, and I'm going to be honest, this is the first time in Drink Champ's history. I wanted to cry. Because he looked at me, he was like, I'm Big Willie. Paul. And what? Every time he says it, I'm sorry.

I don't mean to break up. Go ahead, go ahead, bro. No, you killed him. You killed him. I'm sorry. You're what, you what, you what? But he says that and he goes, and then he starts, like, but he starts breaking it down. And I can't tell if he's being an actor or if he's just being him.

And he's like, I'm, pause. I'm big Willie. No one that don't call me back. and then he starts talking and he starts performing and then his eyes start watering up and I'm sitting there I'm in

fucking what's that movie and what's that movie that they just no no no no no the other shit drunken place god damn get out the shit that way he's by himself oh I'm a legend

I'm in I am legend yeah and I'm like this yeah and then he like this and then he starts talking and then he's just talking to me and EFN he blocks out the whole room

and he just starts We all did we felt like it was just us like not moving and it just felt like it was just us and we'll just look at us and he's like

because this is how I feel and I'm looking and I'm like yes well I commend it like I fold it I was like this yes well

yeah like I'm big willy you know and that moment that it happened you know it was like I didn't know where I was man it's like she's there you know he's on stage you know he's on stage I'm trying to I'm trying to figure out what to do and as soon as I like get up there you know I just lost it and at the biggest moment of my life because that same night Quest Love was getting an Oscar. And the same night, I did too. And I had never got one before. And for that to tarnish that moment, It was, it was such a transitional moment for me because I had never not been liked, you know? Like, everybody loved me.

And at that moment, I felt like Tupac did when they left him in the cell. And the only one who got him out was shook. Now, ain't nothing Tupac about me. Yeah. You know, like, you respect that well. You get that, right? Yeah, yeah.

But, right, you get that, right? But to be on top of the world and to have one moment define you for the rest of your career because no matter what I do, everybody's going to talk about it. I can't get away from it. but I still want to be loved.

And I want everybody out there to know, I just want to be loved. You know what I was that? I was invested in this film right now. Now, so Jay-Z. Yeah, yeah. You are winning the Marcy Projects, Lifetime Achievement Award.

It's about time, you know. A person who brought Oprah to Marcy Projects. Uh-huh. And now Marcy Projects is like something that you have to visit in New York City. Yeah. Well, you know, coming from a place comparatively, you know, where, you know, most niggas don't even make it out with their lives. You know, I got to say that, you know, I was really fortunate. And, you know, the reason I was fortunate was because, you know, I knew how to most.

move correctly, you know, and not only just in the streets, but, you know, and that transitioned over to the business ventures as well, you know, because, you know, we can, you know, Dame Dash is a nice guy, but, you know, he's struggling, you know, and, you know, I never, I never, ever had a problem, you know, with the business because, you know, I always, it was always my goal to try to survive and you got so many people that you saw before like that never made it out you know so to finally you know be one of the people and to be a leader and an example you know for the young hustlers out there that you know on their last uh on their last dollar you know maybe they got not maybe somebody came and robbed them they didn't have anything you know to show people that you can

actually take, you know, this business model and, you know, transcend it into white America like I have. You know, that's a little bit different than, you know, people that get stuck there. And it was always my idea to never get stuck in any BS, you know, I never wanted to get stuck there. And if something felt like it felt really regular, I wanted to like shake it up, you know. And I had to shake it up, you know. Yeah, I mean, people never thought that. I was going to have a, you know, wife like I do, you know? Yeah.

Like, you know, I'm, yeah, I'm a, I got swag, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, to show people that they could get, you know, the Rihanna's and, you know, the, you know, the, uh, the Kelly Rollins and, well, you know, the Gabrielle unions, you know, uh, you know, I feel good about that, you know?

And every chick that didn't want to give me Cucci when I was in school, I bet you wish you did now, nigga. So, Denzel, you are getting the award for wearing the most New York hat. Like Denzel has wore the New York hat more than anybody in the world.

And we're going to give you tonight the New York Denzel hat. Your eyes is already flitted. Yeah, of course, of course, you know, because I'm listening. I'm listening to what you're saying, you know, because I am the only person who's worn this many New York has, you know what I'm saying? Nigel, my blood type is a new era, you understand? You understand? Because that's what it is, but a lot of people don't understand that when I wear New York, I'm representing for every single borough.

You understand? I came from Mount Vernon. I'm representing for the Bronx, you understand? I'm representing for Harlem. I'm representing for Brooklyn. I'm representing for Long Island. I'm representing for Staten Island. I'm representing for everybody who wants to do this.

You understand? Because I know if they watch me, they know that they can do it too. You understand? That's right. And be the man, the world's sexiest man ever. You understand? That's what I am. That's right.

Hold on. We got to ask us, though. What's that one hip-hop artist that you listen to that nobody would have expected that you listen to? Nobody knows I listen to, you know what I'm saying? You're asking a lot of questions. Maybe you know that, right? I'm going to tell you an artist that I really like, an artist that really touches me every time I hear them, you know.

And, hey, hey, hey, hold on now. Hey, I'm too old to pause, and he's beyond the pause era. Yeah, that's right. You can't pause this. That's right. The VHS tape is done, Nick. Yeah. Huh?

But I'll tell you who I really do like, and I think a lot of people don't even know that he does music, man. It's Jay Farrow. Huh? Yeah, I fuck a Jay Farrow. Yeah, you fuck. with Jay Farrow, nigga, but you didn't know he did music, didn't know. That's right.

You know now, right? You know now, right, Frank, you got to understand that. I got to understand that, because it pumps and it beats inside. It's about it beating inside. It's got to get inside of your veins. You got to pump that out, and you understand that. That's right. That's right.

That's right. Okay, all right. That's what I like. Nah, but really, I know. I knew what you were talking about, nigga. Actually, I like listening to you. Okay. You, nigger.

Norrie? Da-da-da-da. That's right. That's what I love. All right, but Shaq. We are giving you the award for being the non-competational. What the fuck? The most non-convertational person in the world, Shaq.

Well, you can't be a computational, nigger, when you got so many businesses. I've got 24 different businesses. So why want to be confrontational? I got to be nice to all the white people. If I wasn't nice to the white people, I wouldn't have as many businesses. So you just got to be a nice nigger. That's right.

Because you're already a big nigger. You can't be a big nigger and a mean nigga. Because if you were big mean, nigga, you're bigfoot. And me, I'm not bigfoot. I'm the nicest nigger you ever know. Your children can hang out with me even though I'm seven foot. It's all good. And I never was on.

I was never on. Epstein Island, so they're safe. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart. Damn. They say you are the cleanest comedian in the world. They say that you don't

cross the lines. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. Listen. When it comes to being clean, I'm not exactly a clean comic. I'm just a comic who's like McDonald. Everybody likes McDonald's.

You understand. You like French fries. Listen, you like French fries. You like the French fries. You like the Big Mac. Like all of that, right? That's what the hell I am, man. Chicken and fries.

I love it. Say what, say that again? And then fish fillet. Say one more time to fish filet. Yeah, fist fillet, yes. What the hell? You're like a happy meal. Why?

I don't eat it. Happy men. What you are? I don't eat meat. I don't eat the happy meal. Would you a kid? Are you a kid? Yeah, I'm definitely.

That's what you like. You want a toy. That's what you want. Listen, man, listen, we're grown men. I'm not built like a grown man, but... Look, the revolt fell off when I did that, big. Listen, listen, back to what I was saying. I'm not a clean comic, but I'm the most approachable comic.

That's why I shot to the top. Your kids, your kids can watch what I'm doing. They can emulate it. They can do that. Bow, bow, bow. They can do this. Listen, your grandmother, your grandmother, she's not threatened by me. Listen, your girlfriend, you don't feel like I'm going to take your girl because I'm too short to do so.

You understand? Like, the thing is, everybody likes me because I'm acceptable. You understand? So I'm going to say acceptable to the day I die. You know why? No why? Tell you why. Tell you why.

Because if I'm not acceptable, then my brand doesn't go further. If my brand doesn't go further, that means I'll stop. So basically what I'm saying, people, quickest way to get to this. the top, go to the ditty parties, people. That's all you got to do. Start the ditty parties, what I'm going. Everybody shut the fuck up when I said that. Why? Why? Everybody went?

I didn't go. I didn't go. I mean, I did, but, yeah, I didn't go. It's not documented. Yeah, okay. Yes. You ready? Yeah, we said this, guys? What you doing, nigga?

Not peritinatory, what's you doing, nigga? No, no, no. It's him. It's him. No, because we can talk about it, nigga, if you want to, yeah, if you want to talk about, we can talk about it. Listen, you never have me on drink champs, nigga.

Why? No, he's been on drink champ? You know what? I forgot. Early dream chance. I forgot, nigga. Like the early episode, I'm gonna be honest with you.

Yeah. 50 was, um, I don't want to say, I do want to say it was one of my favorites because 50 looked, he just jumped out of the car and he looked at me. It was a great episode. And you know what he did? He told his security to stay in the car.

And he was like, this nigga is still the nigga that I know. When we used to film a little Haiti. Yeah, and we filmed the Little Haiti. And 50 came and he did our show. Because I trust you, nigga. No security. Because I trust you, nigga. Yeah, because, you know, usually if I see like some sketchy shit, I'm going to, you know, call it out.

But you niggas are safe. Solid. Yeah, niggas are safe and solid. You know what I mean? Thank you, 50. Yeah, I like that. I like you, maybe. So where we was going?

We're doing quick time now. Okay, quick time. This is our drinking game. Okay, this is our drinking. Jesus. And I heard you drinking vodka. Oh, boy. Today, today.

I'm in. I've stopped. The only thing I drink now is wine, um, because I went to, um. I heard you had some spots in your shit. I had some spots in my liver. But not anymore. I got, um, I got X-rayed and everything is back to normal. I did with you.

Uh, yeah. You have a spot. You don't drink. When you said that This is how much of a fan I don't want to be like a stalker But when you said that I went to my doctor

And I did exactly what you did The exam that he did? Yes, I said I stood the dog Did you see anything? You had spots in your shit So I went to my doctor Did you? Like ultrasound?

Yeah, I went to Liquid Vita Like my people My people were at Liquorveda And I went to them And I was like, look What he said I swear to God I'm sorry, I don't mean to be your stalker.

But as a friend, like, I'm concerned. Like, did you have any? No, I just, I just, I based it upon you. Can I tell you something, bro? Yeah. And this is, this is why. And I'm being really, I'm being really naked right now. S&L happened, you know, that goes, whatever.

I'm a person who kind of barrels through. Don't need to show emotion, whatever. You know what I'm saying? That happens. White famous. I get that. It's the highlight of my life at the time. I lose that. I do another show. Champaign ill. That gets canceled. So at that time, the reason my liver was like it was, dude, because I was pounding down like probably like 13, 13 drinks, 14, 15 a day. A day. A day. I was drinking so much because I was pounding down like probably 13, 13 drinks, 14, 15 a day. A day. I was drinking so much because I was. just going. I got a very hot tolerance for alcohol, you know? And...

You want another drink? Damn, man. Come on, bro, man. No, no. He's being serious. No, but, I mean, you can. I mean, I'm good now, but... And this is not a day. This is today only. Yeah, this is today only. Right. But I found myself, I found myself

drowning myself in alcohol because I was just trying to push through. It wasn't even until the pandemic, where I got a chance to kind of absorb and realize everything that had happened. And when I realized everything that happened, and I talked to my mom and I hugged it, and I started crying,

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but it was such a it was a crutch for me at first it was such a crutch for me at first and me uh even dealing with the women that i was dealing with man i had i ain't gonna lie during the pandemic bro i feel like you fuck with a lot of white girls no i'd well well no not exactly brother i was i was on something different i was i was messing with porn stars at all types yeah brother i'm not yeah i ain't a lot it was that reality king hanging out with a My house was porn hub, niggas, you know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Like, imagine you have access to the women that you were addicted to growing up, because I was watching porn like crazy, bro. Like, I loved it. You know what I'm saying? Watching porn yesterday. Which in itself is an addiction. Yeah, absolutely. When you're, if you're an addict to it, because me, dog, I was...

You was an addict to it? I was an addict, bro. I was always, I was watching it eight times a day, nigga. Did you see the day? new version of beef on Netflix? No, no. It's a new

beef? It's a new version. The one that we knew from the beef? Yeah, it is a new version and it's a Latino guy. Oh, boy, right? You're not Latino too, bro.

Like, you're not Latino too, bro. No, this is what I'm saying. So it's a Latino guy. He don't want to fuck his wife. The niggas are on only fans all dead. Like, ah!

But he don't, but his wife is like, And this is the beat, the new beef? This is the new beat? This is what the fuck is that? It's fantastic. No. Please.

You go to be. No. That's just a weird beast. The thing is fantastic. That is. The new version of beat. I'm sitting there because I thought it's supposed to be about Asians. And like this Asian people would just kind of people.

Wait, are we talking about the same beat documentary series? Yes. When rappers were against each other? Oh, you all talk about some other beats. Yeah. Oh, the beep on Netflix. You know. Beef sticks, nigga.

I'm talking hip-hop. They're talking to some other shit. No, you're talking to- hip-hop right here. Then drink-champs, hip-pop. Welcome to our show. No, go ahead. No, no.

But there's a version of... The first season had the Asian people. Asian people doing it? They had beef. They were beef. So it is beef? Yeah, it's a series. So that are new...

Based on the old hip-hop beats? Hell, though. I apologize. I should have said that. I need... I need... Because how you just address that is like, I'm

an idiot and you're correct. You are correct. But there's a new version where oh my God, and this guy is sitting there. He don't want to fuck his wife. The nigger just wanted to fuck only fans. He just want to fuck his hand, you mean. He wanted to fuck only

hands. He's only hands. I know people who do that. I know people Jay Jay Jay Hey man

I'm about to lay something on you I'm about to lay something crazy I know I know a friend I know a friend I swear to God yeah and then I really want you to say

this but I know a friend that hates his wife he hates his wife because he wants his wife to be the only fans girl Oh, fuck how

Dement this shit is that? Listen to me. Listen to me. Why, she's playing. And I promise you, you know this guy. I don't even want to say his name. But he sits around and he's like, yo, I want, like, why she can't be like that? Because no woman can't be that. Every single task that you think it is. Well, you could try to tell her that. And this motherfucker, they've been together.

They're still together. He's an asshole. All right. So what's your profound thing? Yes. It's, my bad. Okay. When you watch, when you watch all of that content and it's not your reality,

it warps your reality. Meaning. Meaning anybody regular that you try to mess with like you're saying, you're never going to be satisfied. But if you have the access to the women... In that reality.

In that reality. Right. Yeah, you could... Any fans every day. Yeah. So imagine... It's like... It's like gang acid is cocaine.

That's the same thing. It's the same thing. I've been looking at my wife, like, yo, you calm now, girl. I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you before, before I even got in the industry, that was a minor, it was a minor problem. What do you mean? Porn was. The addiction was a minor problem.

But you didn't have access to the porn. I didn't have access to the porn stuff. So then you coupled it with that and it was. It was a rap. But you said you was fucking porn stars. No, after he got access to them. Access. When he got fame.

I'm going to be honest. I'm a hood, nigger. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I'm not that confident to fuck a bitch that I've seen fuck another person Not me

Yeah I'm a bit different So tell me Here's the thing Your first porn experience Oh man my first Jesus We got a don't know if I remember that one

I feel like it's a white girl Was it a white one I think she might have been Asian Were you attending the convention suit? No no no no no it wasn't like that But I would you know I had in my mind, I had these girls that I liked, and when I

got on, I could hit them up on Instagram. And you were trying to. So it was the, it was in a DMs. I was in the DMs. But this wasn't, this was after, of course, this wasn't why I was in my relationship at first. I broke up and then I went wild. But the pandemic, it was the worst because I actually

was, uh, you ready, finger pop. Yeah, I would expect that. But I was, just niggia. Be off your pop, I was dealing with one. Because I had a party at my house. At a party in my house, it was a couple of the girls. And it was me and my homeboy, and it was two girls. And, you know, he had one, I had one.

But you knew that that was a pawn star. Absolutely. That's why I wanted to come over. She wouldn't have been at the house if she wasn't a porn star. She's at the house. And we're doing what we do. And she was like, can I see you outside of this? And I was like, yeah, sure, whatever.

Not knowing that that was detrimental to whatever I had going on. Because now I'm... I'm being honest. I don't think you knew. Like, if I see you outside and she's a porn star, there's nothing else to talk about. Well, yeah, well, you know, we, you know, she was... Come on.

She wasn't that active. And during the... And during the pandemic, she wasn't active at all. Okay. You know what I'm saying? So we... I still don't believe you. But I'm not letting you get away with it.

I'm not lying to you. But she was active at one point. Yes, she was. She's on scene. She's a veteran. She is. The minute you get on. You're y'all.

I had a... My bad. Something was going on with me at that time, man, where... Oh, you just... It was vulnerable. I wasn't vulnerable. Nick, I was ready to smash, niggins. You know what I'm saying?

He wanted to jump in the trenches. I was ready. You were smashed. This was something that I wanted. However, God will... Oh, you, nigga, you ain't lying, I'm going. But God will give you... God will give you.

you exactly what you want sometimes, but you will never like it. And let me explain that. Yeah, please explain that for you. I'm dealing with this girl. I'm going crazy. Going crazy. Like in the relationships? At the time?

What, the porn star? At the time? You're my nigger. I respect it. Hey, because she wasn't shooting, so I was good. She wasn't filming at the time. Okay. And that was her profession.

She's still a normal. Like, you can't look at her in a certain way. She's a normal human being. That's her profession. That's her profession. And I always was like, I always had this thing where I'm like, I'm not judging you. I don't care what you do. You could be an Applebee's worker, a lawyer, whatever.

It's the same to me. But nigger, no. Okay. This is a bit different. I'm talking to this. I'm dealing with this girl. And, man, I used to get a high. I would get a high off of cocaine.

No, I'd never, I'd never touch cocaine. Never. I'd get a high off of smashing these women. Today's your day. No, it's not. No, it's not. Not me, baby. That would have been amazing, though.

That would have been a first on drink, yeah. No, and I think the problem was, when I was 19 years old, or I was, when I was 19, I dealt with this girl and I think. The same point of check? No, no, no, this was way before. Way before. I dealt with this girl, and, you know, I was down there. I was trying to smash, but I was injured at the time. She didn't know I was injured, but I was still going.

You feel me? I think I had jerked too hard, whatever. Oh, you were injured. I was injured. On your joint? Yeah, on my joint. My joint was injured. Jesus Christmas.

But I was still going. Yeah, and this is how resilient a nigga is. I'm going to tell you why. This is going to all makes sense when I bring in something back around. All right. Hold on. All right. So, she told me, I'm smashing whatever.

And I was, I couldn't do what I wanted to do. Right. You know what I mean? It wasn't as good. So, but my head was always on point. So she was like, nah, nigga, I just want that. And I took offense. So all this time I was training, I was training this whole goddamn time.

So I would get a high from a woman. Orgasso. Back to back to back. I'm telling you, when I was dealing with this person, I would turn into a different being, bro. My body would get bigger. My voice would get deeper. And I would laugh as I'm smashing. And they would be climaxing back to back to back.

every one of them women I mess with they asked me why I wasn't in the business every single one of them. Because that's the way that it looked to you in those movies. Yes. Because I was addicted. Right, right, right. And you know, I'm a good imitator, nigga.

You know what I'm saying? You were doing the impressions of porn. Oh, there you go. Oh, you're out of control. So I was out of control. You are out of control. I was out. And if you add Denzel in that, you out of control.

So, so finally what happened, man. And finally, I'm trying to figure out because this girl, she was a cool join, like mind-wise. Right. But she just had this profession. I'm thinking, how am I going to tell? I don't know how. I come from an apostolic family.

How am I going to take this situation and elevate it? I can't. I'm drinking more, all of this, but I'm still smashing. Finally, I left and shot Resort to Love. that movie I did with Christina Million, right? And I'm faithful. I never cheated on this chick. Never.

But while I was gone, she does two movies, right? Now, I don't know. Two porn shoots. I find out. Very clear. Movie. Well, I mean, it is a movie, nigga.

I mean, it's not Steven Spielberg. This ain't Martin Scorsese. But this is, so I'm on the internet and I see, I see her. and I'm like, this looks new and I'm looking at the dude

that she's sleeping with. And I'm like, wait a minute. This nigga got, this nigga got Corona hair. It's long. Like the year before, it won't like that, right? So I said, oh, she'd have made a...

Brand new. Oh, she'd made some brand new stuff, right? I said, okay, okay. And I know, listen, I didn't dealt with this girl for like a year. I know her movements. I know when she likes something. I know everything, right?

So I'm looking at how she is in the first video. She ain't really liked that nigga. This nigga that she was dealing with? She liked that nigga. I said, oh, okay. So I'm gonna tell you what I did. Because I'm petty.

I invited it to the house after I saw the porn. I was young. I invited to the house. You watched the whole porn? Oh, yeah. Or is that a clip? I watched it. The whole shit?

I watched it. A whole hour and 10 minutes. Yeah, I wanted this. See, I said, this nigga, I said, this nigga ain't got nothing on me. Didn't get you going to mess with this nigga. Anyway, I won. Anyway, back we'll be talking about. So I invited a little.

over. I cooked dinner. I had a red jacket on, nigga, you know what I'm saying? I got the boots on the nigga looking all flying or everything like that. You got the red jacket on? Yeah, I got the red jacket on. Nigger laid out a lingerie set for her to wear and all that. She went and got dressed. She said, oh my God, baby, you cook it and I said, yeah, let's go ahead and talk. We're sitting there? I said, you know what's funny about Corona? I said, people's hair grow.

So let me ask you a question. I said, when I asked you if you had shot something and you told me that maybe it was a long time ago. I said, how the hell is this nigger's hair long like this when it was short like that last year? I said, you got something you want to tell me? She was like, I did a video, I did a couple of videos. I said, you did a video. I said, okay, cool.

I said, I hope it was worth it. I really hope it was worth it. Nigger, I'm diabolical, nigga. I said, I hope it was worth it. She said, no, let's just go upstairs. Let's do what we do. Let's go into the master bedroom. I said, no.

I said, no, we ain't going in the master bedroom. I said, shit. I said, we're going in the guest room. Bitch, that's all you're going to get tonight. We go in the guest room, smash it out again. And niggins. She laughed. Hey.

She went for that? You said, let's go to the guest room. Yeah. She went to that. At that night, she was like, nutting me, nutting me. I'm like, hell, no. Ain't nothing in you busy. Then you want me to get you pregnant?

No, that ain't going to happen. But we get up the next day. And she goes, she says, okay, she said, can I? Yeah, that's how she sounded, nigga. She says, please, she said, can I take a shower? I said, no, you can't take a shower in my household. I said, what? I said, God, dagget.

I said, matter of fact, I said, go to your shoot. Don't you got a shoot the go-to to take some pictures? I just want to take a shower. I said, you're not taking a shower in my house, right? She freaking leaves. Now, I say all that to say this. After I had all of that stuff on me, all of them women that I was messing with, everything that happened at that time, I felt disgusting.

I felt disgusting. It took me a couple of years. I'm in the room and I'm still, I was still messing with other shorties or whatever, you know, because it was the life. 23, I'm in my room where I've done all of this salacious, disgusting. stuff. People here laughing that's disgusting stuff too.

But they want to be in that room. Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm swam placing. Yeah, yeah. You didn't call us to be in that room. Noor, nor you wanted to be there. I'm living about curious. I'm sitting.

I'm in my room. You know it would have had all the hair. I'm in my damn room. and it just feels I feel like a shell and it feels like everything is just I feel disgusting and I break down and I start crying

and I kid you not I hear a voice and the voice told me to get up and get out of the room and it said going to go into another room right I go into the room now mind you

but you're in your own house? I'm in my house I got six rooms in my house so I'm not flexing I just have, I have a nice house. Right. So I go into this room and I had insomnia in Norrie. I couldn't end in DJ F and I had insomnia.

I couldn't go to sleep unless I, EFN, okay, EFN. I'm sorry, I said EFN, okay, EFN, okay. I had insomnia. I couldn't sleep unless I was higher drunk. When I tell you, I was in that bed and this voice, this voice is talking to me saying it's going to be okay. I feel a warm arm come over me, start rocking me. Like the warmest feeling I've ever felt my life.

I slept so peacefully that night. I wake up in the morning. The voice says, if you meet me halfway, I'll carry you the rest of it. I said, I'll give it up. And I never hit any of them women up again. And my STD checks are 100% negative. That's the big thing, negative. So what was your takeaway from that?

What you think? What was that arm? What was that hold on you? I think it was Christ. I think it would, look, like, this is not just a, this is not just a piece of jewelry for me. This is something I live. That's why I apologize when I said, I cursed. I don't even curse, bro.

Like, I curse on stage, but I'm trying to take that. We all men of God. Yeah, we meant a God. Listen. We meant a God here. Listen, Christ is real. He rescued me. If he can take somebody like me, and it always happens in the Bible, when you see, when you see,

he'll take the filthiest of people and he'll turn them around to be mouthful. pieces for his word. Right. One million percent. That's what he did for me at that point, because I was at the bottom. And I was even at that, I was doubting the Lord at that point. Like I said, coming from an apostolic household, bro, I had Christ in my life, my whole life. My mom said, baby, you got to get your life together. I'm thinking in my head, I don't even know if God is real.

And at that moment, that's when all that happened. And he brought me right back to where I needed to be. I honestly. So. And it's dirty It's dirty, but at the same time, I'm glad he can clean the filthiest of rags And he can make them clean with his blood, bro.

That's what he did. Amen. Amen. Anyway. I don't think we... No, no, we're good. Unless you have something to say to your fans? You know what?

I didn't get the, oh, 707, huh? Good. I'm good. 707 at 757. 7. 7.5. Listen, man, I got a project. I came up here.

You got a project coming out? Yes. And it's called the Odyssey. Why is it called the Odyssey? Because this guy went through a journey. It's like me in another dimension. Cool. When I say that, this guy was, he figured it out early.

He got a lot of power. He got the money. And he realized that wasn't what made him happy. And that's not what life is about. You can have all the money in the world and you will never be filled. That is so real. The greatest thing in this life to find is love. That's the greatest thing that you can find.

And to take everything that you earn and give it back because you cannot take it with you. I can't take any of this stuff with me. So the character is the same way. He has to discover that through this journey. And this whole journey is called The Odyssey. And it's a parallel mirror version of my life because I had the Odyssey.

But that story I told you, but I thought I wanted and I didn't want that because that's not what's important. What's important is love and giving everything back. And I have been rapping since I have been 13 years old. I started doing comedy when I was 16. So yes, I am a rapper, cosplaying a comedian. And oh, yeah, I got bars, okay? No, I heard them.

I mean, come on, man. Like, we heard it. I didn't know that. I'm sorry. Nick, it's cool. No way, it's cool, nigga, because... What's up? It was 16?

16. Okay. I said, that's how niggas start when they're about to rap. I said, um... I said... I said, even with a news report, a nigger couldn't see you in. Why, dog? Because my pin-code VPN.

And your man can die in a similar fashion. Means he can get the coughing like an allergic reaction. He said, yeah, nigger. You know what I mean? I'm chilling. You gave me too much wine, nigga. I said, I said, even with a news report,

the nigga couldn't see CNN. Why, dog? Because my pincold VPN. And your man can get it in a symbol of fashion. Means he can get the coughing like an allergic reaction. The clip loaded like a warship.

You want to talk to your man's well? You're going to have to ask God of some Thor's shit. He said, it's war, bitch. And I'm killing babies like abortion. I ain't street at all, but I know what's about. I mean, my niggas had white and tan like the Kardashian house. And, I mean, as far as the talent goes, none of these niggas can clip me. I'm still in my 30s.

All these niggers is cripped about to roll in their 60s. They smile in your face and talk behind your back so I won't hang with these niggers. And all the money in the world can't take a lane for this nigger. Sit your $5 ass down for I make change from a nigger. I'm in a lane by myself, God, A-O-V, which means you can't take a lane from a nigger. Now, let me air a few things out to make it clear. A nigger, when I black out, it ain't Airy Spears. Nah, dog, it ain't a dish.

I'm just using a name, but I'd be damn if I drop down and blow a nigga for fame. See, you niggas will sell your soul. That's how I know we ain't same, because my God said, what's the value of a soul if you swap it for fame? They claim Mona Lisa get caught on cam and say they was framed.

And as far as it goes, nigga. When it comes to me, don't mention my name. Bars. I can't think of a better way to end it, episode, he fucking killed him. Drink Champs is a Drink Champs LLC production, hosts and executive producers, N-O-R-E, and DJ EFN.

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