Drink Champs - Episode 501 w/ Warren Sapp
Episode Date: May 15, 2026N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the legendary, Warren Sapp!NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp pulls up for an unforgettable conversation filled with football ...history, larger-than-life stories, and nonstop laughs with N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN. Known as one of the most dominant defensive players in NFL history, Sapp opens up about his journey from humble beginnings to becoming a Super Bowl champion and one of the most feared trash talkers the game has ever seen.Throughout the episode, Warren reflects on his iconic years with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, unforgettable rivalries, and the mentality it took to dominate on the field. He also shares wild behind-the-scenes stories about locker room culture, celebrity encounters, and life after football. As the drinks flow, the conversation dives into legacy, discipline, media controversies, and the evolution of sports culture in today’s world.With classic Drink Champs energy, hilarious moments, and powerful insight from one of football’s biggest personalities, this episode is packed with raw honesty, motivation, and entertainment from start to finish.Make some noise for Warren Sapp!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.comFollow:Drink Champshttps://www.drinkchamps.comhttps://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttps://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttps://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttps://www.crazyhood.comhttps://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttps://www.twitter.com/djefnhttps://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttps://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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My brother, this is my brother.
I've been trying to get him on this show.
But let me just say something.
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So, two-time first team, all big.
East, 1993, 1994.
Second team, All-American, 1993.
Unanimous All-American, 1994.
Big East defensive player of the year, 1994.
Big Willis Trophy, 94.
Bronco Nogoski Trophy, 1994, which I need to know what the fuck that means.
Lombardi Award, 1994.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers, number 99, retired.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Ring of Honor.
Wow.
PFWA, all-rooky-tookie team.
NFL 2000s all decade team.
NFL 1990s all decade team.
Seven time Pro Bowl,
1997, 2000.
Now, this is a parade in celebration, my brother,
celebration.
Two times second team,
all pro 97, 98.
Four time first team, all pro 99, 2002.
NFL defensive player of the year,
1999, and my favorite,
Super Bowl champion.
Yeah, favorite too.
Yeah.
and 5K run
member.
The one they invited me to Tampa
I put the car car.
So the first time
So the first time
you told your sister
that you was going to be a football player
She laughed at you?
Oh man.
You know how it is
when you're sitting there
and your sister's five years old
and you and you're eight, nine,
ten years old.
You watch a Monday night and football.
You know, you got that feeling.
you like you got that feeling
He was a cowboy fan
Oh, absolutely
Okay, okay, okay
Until Jerry Jones
put a knee down there
It's on the whole other story
So I looked at my sister
I'd say
I'm gonna play in the NFL
On Monday night football
Right
My son to stop laughing
And he walked out
Your fat ass ain't doing that
But right across in front
Your fat ass ain't doing that
With that motivation or support?
Oh, absolute motivation
Absolute motivation
I'm like
Listen
It was always tough love.
Ain't none of us ever been in the house where it wasn't tough love me.
I'm the baby.
My oldest brother was 12 years older than me.
My sister was 10.
The other one was 9.
My other brother was 7 and my sister was 5.
I never want to fight in my house.
I never want anything in my house.
When I got to play with somebody my own age, that's why I got that resume.
I played with people that was 12, 10, 9, 7 years older than me every day.
Wow.
Every day it was a...
Oh, boy.
It was an ass kicking.
They used to kill me, torture me.
But boy, I got out of that house.
So your older brothers was Arnell and Parnell.
Parnell, right?
Yes, sir.
And y'all used to play in something called the Dust Bowl.
Listen.
In Plymouth.
Plimmy Florida.
Plummo, Florida.
Yeah.
Yes, yes.
In Florida, it's dirt rolls, clear roads.
So we had a field.
And we playing this bitch, Nori, I'm talking about until the sun go down.
Right.
And, you know, when you run around,
shit's in the air. You know, Florida's
fucking humid and dry as hell. There ain't no breeze
blowing. We'd have a bowl of dust.
Okay. And, you know, people would drive by, like,
oh, they have that damn dustball. And that's what
he's calling, you know. Because we was going to
play all day long until the sun went down
on that damn streetlight came on.
You know, the street light came on. Yeah, the hall
last. You're tired of the go.
So, so, that's
the dust ball, right?
Let's talk about Plymouth.
Like,
um,
that now, now, now, that's, that's
North Florida?
Yeah, right.
Orlando.
Orlando.
And you go 15 miles north, you get to Apopka.
And then three more miles you get to Plymouth.
Okay.
And then another two miles to get to Zellwood,
what Sammy Smith is from.
Okay.
So Zellwood, Plymouth, Apopka.
That's what we all come together for one high school.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell no.
Because we heard it in Plymouth,
it was either you was at the dust bowl or you was at the tree.
At the tree.
And the tree is...
Yeah, what the old man, hung eyes and gambled and talked and told lies.
You know, like, right.
But all of them do.
It knows the tree.
You know, they told them
lies that tree died, man.
Is it in Dubal County a rival?
No.
No, that's way away from us.
Duvall, we call that South Georgia.
You know, because they're right before the Georgia line.
That's South Georgia.
Panhandle, they're in a different time zone.
We don't consider that Florida either.
So you got to come from like, Gainesville South.
But you never played against them?
No, I never made it to the playoffs.
Unfortunately, didn't make it to.
Never made it to the playoffs?
Never made it in high school.
No, that's how rough our conference was.
It was us going to Park in Evans.
It was like two or the three would go.
So when they came to you, say in your senior year, they came to you.
Freshly.
You never made it to the high school.
You know, guys never made it to playoffs in high school.
No.
How do they come to you in your senior year?
Maybe your junior year they already looking at Mr. Sab.
How do they discover you in high school?
Well, we had the number one offense in Orange County.
We went for like 4,000 yards.
We had brought that new flex bone thing going,
and then whenever you looked at the offense,
I was going up the field,
and he dumped it to me,
and I was going to touch the high school?
I was a tight end.
I never left the field in high school.
He's a punter.
He's a punter at one point.
I never left the field in high school.
I was a punter.
I was a punter.
So when I punted the ball,
and my defense would come on the field,
10 guys would come on,
11 will come over there.
I'd be the only one.
One time I took a picture of me.
I'm standing in the middle of field by myself.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
You know what's so dope, man.
But I was 225 pounds then, too, so it wasn't this.
You know what's so crazy?
I said a rhyme about you.
I said, um, um, um, um, um, um, um,
get my sack on, offense, defense, defense, voice box sequence.
A lot of people did not know what I was talking about because a lot of people didn't know you played offense too.
Yeah.
And I'm like, this motherfucker got full fledge touchdowns and your motherfucker did.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love the color that you brought to the game.
No.
Right.
A little shit talking that I brought to the game.
Right.
And the intensity that I was.
that I broadcast.
If you were watching Tampa
on a Sunday afternoon,
you were getting your money work.
We were getting your money work.
I'd be damn.
We're going to go to war.
We're going to go to war because I don't get many of this.
Listen, at the time we grew up,
it was dead and gone before you're 24.
So if you had an opportunity to make a mark
on this damn world,
you got to do it.
My mama said.
I was brought in the UN.
What?
I was raised on a dirt road with no air conditioning,
no cable television,
and the pizza man did not deliver.
You got a mile to half
to meet this
Michael to you grow up.
They walked back.
Thank God there was a microwave.
That's over my question.
Hold on.
That Colby said cool to your grow.
And we'll talk about that.
But I'm going to just say,
and I'm asking
Warren Sap this question.
If you never play football,
what do you think you would be?
Something in law enforcement.
or something like that, because I was a criminology major,
and I always said this,
as long as there's a 7-11 on the corner,
it'd be some dumb ass to go robbers.
So something like this,
the justice system was never going to stop.
He said it was always going to say.
You got to make money.
You never thought, like, the HUD thought, like,
you know what, don't be getting paid.
You always love.
My sister.
No, no.
My sister was dating one of those brother that was sitting on the back of the
Cadillac.
Yeah.
They gave him three.
33 years consecutively.
Hell no.
The dope game was dead right there.
Because I never saw him
touch nothing.
Never touched nothing. It just took two other dudes
and said, I got it from him. He said, sell it,
and not you're in a conspiracy.
You saw that.
Three 33 years sentences
back to back. That's 99 years.
That saved your life. What happened?
Him saved your life. Oh, no. It just said,
that ain't it. But then when I started playing,
my dudes that was doing that, no.
We're coming to watch you play. Don't even think about it.
What you need?
He'll go $20.
Go, go, go.
Oh, yeah.
They always did that.
In any hood, they always do that.
The one that played the ball, that played the basketball,
they want to see you perform.
I like, they didn't let you stand on that corner.
What made a comment about Kenny Anderson that left right took care of him?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They never let you stand on the corner.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
They didn't care of me.
I'm talking about it.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
That was one time.
Yeah.
That was one time.
Yeah.
Listen to this.
The one thing that scared us all back in the day was Lin-Bias.
I remember him scared this shit.
No, Lin-Bias hit cocaine one time.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's the war player, right?
Okay, I'm a goddamn sure.
Yeah.
I scared the shit out of all of them right now.
He was supposed to be in the Larry Bird replacement for the cell team.
You never dribbled the ball one time.
Yeah.
Got drafted that night, went out and part it.
And that's saying, die.
Wow.
That was it.
Yeah, that was it.
Now, something, something, something, I was watching a documentary on
Oh shit.
And something that was really, really interesting was when you was actually going through these battles with Bob, Rebecca Bob, I didn't see that y'all was actually giving each other five at the end.
Like, I only saw y'all beef it.
So when I seen someone your documentary, I was like, oh, I didn't really realize that it was a respect level.
At first it was like beef with y'all.
But then after a while, he kind of liked to compete with you.
You know what?
It was like two country boys that had, you know, you go get five friends.
I'll go get five friends.
We're going to go meet in that line.
and go all day long.
That's what it was like
he was not getting off the track.
He was not deviating from where he was going.
You had to make that, mother.
I mean, we had a ruling our locker room.
He's going to throw us three balls.
You some bitches just got to catch him.
Stop fucking around.
Catch the devil.
Listen, he's going to throw you three picks.
You just got to catch you over.
He's going to throw them right to you.
He thinks he can make every throw.
So just catch the damn thing.
We got an advantage in this game,
and then we can take it over.
But shit, it was hell tracking him down those first companies.
I'm gonna be honest.
It seemed like you had his playbook.
Is that something that...
That's a joke.
You know what I'm trying to say.
Like, it seems like...
The closest thing I've ever come to that
was the Super Bowl versus the Raiders,
because we both ran the same offense.
Okay, that's right.
And when Rich Gannon checked one time, the 93 Willie,
I looked at him, I said,
you're really going to cut it back right to me?
He looked at me.
I said, dude, you don't think I know where the fucking three-hole is?
What are we talking about?
It's the same shit since Pop Warner.
And I never played Pop Warner.
It was crazy.
That's the closest that ever came to it.
when I was actually hearing play calls.
That's what it looked like to me, but.
But Red Ball ran the same offense, West Coast.
Okay, okay, West Coast.
This shit's not hard.
Yeah.
Smoke is a sling.
Dan, there's a drag.
Listen, open your eyes.
Trust me, no.
One thing I would tell all you brothers out here,
we're not building rockets on the football field.
Right, right.
All right.
We have the old line.
And I yell, yellow, yellow.
Which way is the line slide?
Yeah.
Left.
Yeah.
Two hells in it.
Orange, orange.
which is what we're going?
Right.
Brown, brown.
Which one going?
Right.
Right.
Blue.
Which was going?
Left.
It's an L.
It's a ball.
Laser.
Razor.
Black.
We got new over your damn ears.
I am.
Y.
I didn't know.
I didn't have.
Hell, we all going left.
But let me ask you.
There is dummy calls now.
You get a dummy every night.
Okay.
What the blitz call when you go all in?
It's already called.
Monsai we used to call it.
All 11.
All 11.
If they throw it, oh, well.
We were too late to the quarterback.
That's what money can be you to say.
If I call Bunz-I-Davisab, all y'all better get there because there ain't nobody playing
past.
How many touchdowns you scored in your career?
No, wait, wait, I think three.
You want me to say four?
I think three.
I caught two on offense.
I pick one off my rookie year and ran it back against Atlanta, and I pitch one back to Brooks.
That's the one you talking about when I threw it back to them.
I'll pitch one back to Brooks.
Yeah, and one Atlanta.
Yeah, but that don't count.
I didn't score.
I got the thing and I thought he's scored, but I got three.
I got three.
You're a legend in the game.
No doubt.
And you play with many other competitors.
Now, in my childhood,
who I didn't,
I'm a Giants fan as hard, right?
Supposed to be.
Randall Cunningham was a monster.
Tell me one play that you're running Cunningham.
That's the first quarterback I ever sacked him in my career.
The first one.
Wow.
Really?
The for-who-for-what game.
Listen, my game, it was Randall that day in Philly when Ricky Waters had just scored three touchdowns in the Super Bowl in Miami and went to Philly.
And Keith was doing the thing.
And he was in Philly.
The first game of that year was September the 3rd, 1995.
That's my first game ever.
And Rickie Waters said, get knocked out for who?
For what?
So my first game ever in the National Football League got a title on it, the for-who-for-what game, Ricky Waters.
Oh, Ricky was done after that.
Philly turned their back on them.
Oh, it was bad.
But Randall is a pretty town.
Oh, Randall's an ultimate weapon.
And you call your first second on a house.
My first second.
So, huh?
And you go right out of him.
No, I was coming out.
I was a rookie, and he scrambling.
And I got from the guard, and I was going.
And my teammate ran in front of him, and he put the brakes on him and stopped.
And I laughed.
I remember laughing.
I was like, oh, he's silly.
And then Randall looked over at me and was like, uh-uh.
And he went down.
He went down.
It wasn't really nothing.
I just kind of like just covered him.
Classic episodes.
Yeah, I mean, shit.
When did you know?
Hold on one second.
I was a baby.
I was a baby.
He didn't know who I was.
Now, it was, it was.
You know Sam Bam Cunningham and his brother?
Sam Bam Cunningham.
You don't know that story?
No, I don't.
1971.
There were no black players in the SEC.
Robinson was at USC.
By the way.
University of Southern Cal.
He brought Southern Cal to Alabama.
Sam Bam Cunningham is 6 foot 2, 250 pounds.
There ain't a linebacker on Alabama that even that big.
He ran for 12 carries for 160 yards.
A linebacker.
Who ran for?
No, no, no.
The running back is 6-2-250.
Okay.
He ran over every Alabama linebacker,
and at by the end of the game, the whole stands was channing.
We won't one, two.
This is a game that broke the colorberry in the South.
Randon Cunningham's an older brother, Sam Bam Cunningham.
Let me ask you.
I just found that out two years ago.
And this is still going to ask you straight up.
Do you miss hitting people?
No.
No, no, no.
The thing about it, no.
I'm probably that hard to believe.
No, no.
Listen.
You said you were going to come and hitting us.
No, no, no.
Have no illusion about who and what you are.
Your reputation is way different than your character.
Your character is who you know you to be.
Your reputation is what you think.
You think that's three different ones right there.
Then that's four, five, six, you know what I'm saying?
I had a damn blast.
I got me a new damn hip and I get to ride my bike and I run 5K with my man.
That's all I need.
We ain't got for QTL left, quality time left.
And I'd be damned if I'm a wasted, just sitting around thinking I'm still 30, shit.
like retired at 35.
All of them shit, you reimbled.
That was, what?
32 and under.
32 and under.
I had 10 sacks at a 34-year-old.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
Because when you played, you were so
God.
Relentless is what you're doing.
And hitting the shit out of somebody.
That's so good Hall of Fame good.
Yeah, but when you can't play at that level,
yeah.
And you have to sit there and watch yourself.
that's the key
that's the key
are you honest with yourself
now in retrospect
I would have did
to Phil Sims
make them pull my helmet
out my cold dead fingers
because that money
don't come like that
you know what
So you would have strung it along
as long as you can
I would have strung out
because I had never been
renegotiated
or traded
any of that
contract given contract on him
I was sitting there
with Al Davis
beside him
watching Randy Moss to go
his 20
wait wait for weeks
The legendary Out Davis
I'm sorry
You are correct
The Great Out Davis
I'm sitting up beside him
watching Randy Moss
in the Patriots
The Patriots that 18 and old season
They're playing the Giants
The last season
They lost the last game
They lost the Super Bowl
But they beat them
In the last game of the regular season
And it was on NFL network
And the world was going crazy
Because nobody had NFL network
In New York at the time
Oh he's first silent cast game ever
So me and Al Davis
is sitting in watching this
because I told him I wanted to sit together.
Yeah.
He just said that.
I just had to, I just had to, you know.
I asked for me without Davis.
He said, I'll meet you watching the game.
I said, cool.
I said, do I need to bring 11 french fries?
You know that's what you.
11 French fries.
11?
11.
11.
11.
11.
So we sitting there he eating his 11 fries.
That's crazy.
Obama ate 11 almonds at night when he read.
Hey, what the fucks up?
I don't know.
I like the 11 11.
All ones.
All the ones.
All that.
All ones is a good thing.
So we're sitting there watching Randy Mawson.
He scores, like, early in that game of deep ball.
Mr. Davis looks up there and say,
Lombardi told me he couldn't run anymore.
You've been watching all year, Mr. David.
So we're sitting there about half time.
I say, listen, I just wanted to come to you and tell you,
thank you for the opportunity to play for the Raiders,
story franchise, even more.
me getting to know you
because I consider you and Mark friends
you know what I'm saying
people that brought me here and really
showed me a good time out here.
Current owner.
But what year is Mark?
This is after Brooklyn News.
This, uh,
oh, eight,
I'm about to retire.
Yeah.
So you already.
Yeah, it's like, I got one game to play.
I think we go to,
I can't, no, we play the same Eagle charges.
Right, right.
Yeah, La Janie and Thomas is coming down
the nigga, and I think it's,
I think it's on January 1st or something like that.
So I play one game in 08.
So we sit in and I told him, I said, I'm going to retire.
No, you're not.
You're going to come back.
We're going to renegotiate your money.
I said, you really think you're going to pay me less money to take the fucking shit that comes with being around here?
You know who my quarterback is?
Rivers?
At the time?
Jamarcus Russell was about to make a first start.
No, Jamarcus had just signed 10 days before me and him sitting.
Ten days, yeah.
Ten days before the last game of the year.
He practiced and they said, we're going to start you.
Shit.
Wow.
Yeah.
My last game is his first.
Wow.
That's my baby in Alabama.
I got to go see my dog.
That's my dog.
That's my dog.
Yeah, yeah.
Not the biggest bus ever.
Not the biggest bus ever.
Let's go to that.
No, no, no.
Let's do that.
Not a deal worker.
I can drag out some nasty ass.
Oh, I'm just saying.
Yeah, they charmed my dog.
Tell me the biggest bus ever.
Come on, man.
So, um, coach Chip at one point,
you got on the field,
and you took your shoulder pads off.
because he ran to play three different times?
All right.
Roscoe Griffin was our running back,
and Roscoe Griffin was in a rushing title with Marquette Smith.
Okay.
Roscoe needed 300 yards that day?
I forget.
Maybe like 290, something like that.
Shit, the first game, we ran for 325.
So let's see if we can get this.
Oh, man.
First half, shit, I come all the way across the field
and cut a dude off from getting Roscoe.
So we get to the end zone we.
Roscoe's got 95 y'all.
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But there's so much more to me than me.
I'm an actor.
I'm a comedian.
And recently, I've become quite the helper myself.
And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.
Sike!
I'm a comedian.
I'm not qualified to give good advice.
Join me and my comedian friends as we riff rant
recommend some of the most legally dubious advice
known to man.
If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone,
let it ring twice.
One ring is too scary.
Cream a chicken suit.
Hey, cream.
Cream a chicken suit.
This is Help from a Hypocrite,
the worst advice from the dumbest people you know.
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If you're watching the latest season
of the Real Housewives of Atlanta,
you already know there's a lot to break down.
Corsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man.
They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew.
Pinky has financial issues.
I like the bougie style of Housewives show.
I think it looks like it's going to be interesting.
On the podcast, Reality with the King,
I, Carlos King,
recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows,
including the Real House,
Housewise franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the T, everybody's talking about.
As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it.
I understand the game.
As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this.
At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment.
To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts,
or wherever you get your podcast.
Podcast presents soccer moms.
So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the hips since high school.
Absolutely.
Now a redacted amount of years later.
We're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips, wider.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
With all the snacks and drink.
Sidebar.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
Oh, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
Do you want a white collar or something here?
Just take it.
What are y'all doing?
Micropones?
Are you making a rap album?
Oh, I would.
Come on.
Can you believe?
I would buy it.
Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict.
You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.
You are.
I'm lucky I'm not a killer.
I love this team and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.
Oh.
Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Are you on the offensive line at this time?
No.
No, I'm a tight end.
Tight end.
I'm the tight end.
I split out wide end.
I'm a line.
I do it all.
I know.
I do it all, baby.
I'm $2.25 about that.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
I think of amazing at the stop.
I'm not.
No, no.
On this time.
I'm a fuck of you.
But I know that nobody on the field is the best for me.
So we get in the locker room and I look at Brett King.
I say, yo, Brett was like, man, I don't know what he's doing.
I say, if we throw it, we can.
we can get them out of this nine-man front.
I mean, the safety was seven yards.
I'm like, shit's the safety right there.
I just got to do this, and you throw it right there.
I'll run his ass.
And then he got back up.
Mm-mm.
They still pounding this bitch.
So I go to him, I say, yo, man, you run that damn ball three more times,
and you ain't got nobody to block on that edge.
Because I know I'm the one that they're running around the edge with it.
Right, right.
Man, they ran a bitch three more times.
I went to slam a bitch on the ground and walked out that bitch.
I went to go get my pads.
I went to go get my shit out of the locker room.
The athletic director, Phil King,
did not want to open that damn locker room
and let me go get my shit.
Right.
So my mama come down the stairs.
Uh-huh.
You know, you ever want to know why I am?
Why I have?
I said with my mom for 10.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, we look at me and look at me and said,
and looked at me and said, what's going on?
I said, he won't let me go get my stuff.
She looked at him and said, you got an issue.
Right, right.
You know exactly what you mean.
But.
Open that thing.
y'all out with it in, drop the rest of the pads off.
You don't take no shower.
Nobody took a shower in high school.
They didn't, nobody.
Nobody got a decade in front of the team, right?
Nobody.
You all went on.
Okay.
Everybody out of the truth.
We all right.
Right.
Right.
Everybody out of control.
Y'all, I walked up.
It's just the end of the third quarter.
Me and my mom got in the car and drove on.
Right.
That was a mistake, though, right?
Oh, one of the worst mistakes.
Right.
I had a forgiving coach
and an even bigger
Wilcox, the linebacker coach.
Right.
He was the one that came and got me
right at the beginning of the next year
because I was just going to go get on the bus and go home.
Right.
I was like, I'll go hoop and find me,
I find me a basketball scholarship.
I'll get one.
Right.
What position?
Power four.
I was Charles Buckley at 6-2.
You was Power 4 too.
I had a thousand points,
thousand rebounds.
How many points you had?
I had a slam-dunk contract and everything.
That was a thing.
Yeah.
I like it.
I love it.
I love it.
I love you.
I love you.
I like it.
It passed right off.
So my coach came to me and said, no.
That's what you mean?
He said, no.
He said, you see that hat you got on?
I had a Notre Dame hat on too.
He said, nobody from a big program is going to look at a six foot too powerful son.
Damn.
You are special on a football field.
Come with me.
Oh.
Apologize.
That man used to sit at your mom in house because my brother was in starting with him.
Yeah.
I was my brother up with 348 y'clock.
Wow.
In one game?
No, but he knew what it was.
Huh?
No.
In one game, yeah, I was eight years old watching it's
3.48 and 5.
They did.
High school.
348 and 5.
348 and 5.
So I wasn't a super, like, people talk about Superstar.
Man, I used to eat dinner with that.
My motherfucker, boy, he walked on water.
He caught me in the state championship jacket one time
and threw me across the room.
Oh, Lord, I could kill him for that.
But that was my motivation to get my own.
You know what I'm going to get my home.
So, man, I walked in that room, and he looked at me and said,
Hey, country, boy.
That was, coach, you, you, you, you, you.
I said, coach, I would like to apologize.
You ain't got to apologize.
Go put your pass on and let's go to work.
That's how I'm working with him.
That's true.
That's true.
You ain't got to apologize.
I know what you were saying.
Go get your pants on.
Let's go.
I look at where we'll say, you're ready.
I said, boring ready for this.
Isn't it true when the hurricanes call, they call Coach Chip?
Yeah.
And he was the one who said yes.
Listen.
Yeah.
Though, Coach Erickson said he was coming to my house.
I liked me that shit.
Right.
I was at the high school watching Keisha Brown bounce that thing.
You know?
Yeah, you know, that boy, God.
We all had this point, y'all.
So I'm watching Keeser Brown that bounce that thing.
And you know the...
A mom called the phone.
You used to call the pay phone.
Payphone.
Yeah.
You could actually call it in the reason.
Yeah.
So my mama called the pay phone.
The general of school.
squeeze answer. Yeah, hold on. I get him for you.
Boyer on the top of the thing.
Run around the... Hey, he yelled.
The hell you won't squeeze.
Your mama on the phone.
Right.
Got got dope.
Right, right.
Yeah, mom.
This man's sitting on my couch about to ask me for some of my teeth.
I said, who are man?
This Erickson man.
I saw, shit.
I hang on the phone.
Right.
Run.
Y'all, come on, go.
You put a shot on the floor.
Ericson.
Go.
Peace on the floor.
Bounce on the ball.
I have my own boat.
We got to go.
That's good.
That's it.
We gotta go.
Get the money, Carlo.
Let's go.
Hey, oh, my God.
Listen, we're only three miles from the house, so it ain't that far.
We roll up.
Man, I walk in the house.
Coach he's sitting there with a big-ass cup of my mama.
My mom keeps sitting in my chair.
Get in his chair.
I'm sure, but.
Boy, son, rude, cheap.
You make sure you set it outside, and when we come back home,
man, she finished putting a...
Yeah, that kind.
That kind.
Look.
tea to this day, man.
So my tea, I fucking, oh.
You give me some tea, I swear the card.
Don't you give me a damn honor parma.
I don't want that easy.
I don't want no tea, no way.
But my mother made some great tea, and I'm telling him he was sitting there with a big-ass cup.
And I looked and I said, no way.
And then Greg Smith come around the corner with my mama, damn the arm and on with a plate of my mom food.
I said, I had eaten it all day and she said she was going to feed me.
That's the old line coach.
The Cincinnati Head Coach.
I got the Cincinnati Head Coach of the head coach in my house.
Wow.
She- 17.
Yeah, but now I got to convince my mama that I'm coming to Miami.
Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
We were on a couple of goddamn Time Magazine,
they're the worst city in America, I think it was 05.
You know, yeah, WM.
Shit, I was three two years we're moving on a big double.
Oh, I'm not saying what you're saying,
because you say Miami was a bad thing.
Oh, okay, I'm thinking football-wise, okay.
No, no, no, okay.
You're okay, but I'm bad.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Yeah, I forgot that point.
And I got to convince my mother that I'm going here from Plummer with no dirt road.
So all this.
Man, we go on this visit.
Thank God for Dr. Anna Price.
When two black ladies get together and they get to talking that thing and they got that vibe going, I was holding.
Okay.
Dr. Price told.
She was the one who spoke to your mother about education.
Dr. Price told my mother, this ain't Miami and Mama.
This is called Gables.
Ooh.
Do you know the sister's shit?
the core gables some man cortihanana Columbia catahena
that's the sister city that's cocaine no no no that's that thing
you have to take that boy it takes my but we're called gables he ain't going to have no car
he ain't sending him with no car she's how public transportation is just like y'all's in florida up
there it's bad the metro well and go nowhere but to the flea market
into the Overtown, no, no, in the Overtown, right there.
Basketball games, that was it.
Basketball games, under 9th Street, that's it.
Oh, it's Dayland.
And it's going to Dayland Mall.
But shit, I could walk the Dayland from the school.
Shit, that wasn't that possible.
But how was that adjustment for you?
Coming from...
A popcorn.
Dirt roads.
Yeah.
Dostle.
But Miami.
You know, in college, they don't leave you by yourself.
They're roommates.
Okay.
And I had the greatest roommate God could ever give a brother like me.
And once is there.
Ryan Van Collins, the quarterback.
The black quarterback.
Right.
The black quarterback.
Who was the starter at that time?
Gino Toretta.
Gino Toretta.
The Rian was about to be one of the black, first black quarterback's to play.
Yeah.
And I'm talking about big hands, accurate, and I was a tight end.
And he had a Honda Accord.
E-X.
The legend of a sucker.
The legend of a sucker.
And it was a brand-bred, man.
Shit, I had everything
And his mom lived in
and his mother and his daddy
were schoolteachers. And they were
still married. I had never
had a friend like this.
Mama and dad
that's right. This is unheard of.
But hold on. Hold on.
And all of that.
Ms. Collins used to make us pans.
I'm talking about big pans
of lasagna.
Two of them.
How much of the two pans of Jews?
What?
Being a...
One was mine!
Please.
All right, Sam.
To this day, Miss Collars,
talk about that boy,
that's a bad,
what?
That's awesome, man.
My mom's away from him on
right there for my mom,
boy,
you've been some Miss Collar,
blood, what?
So now you're in Coral Gables,
you're hitting the flea market,
you go down dayland.
Hell no.
I ain't got no money to go to the flea market.
They gave us $32,000.
You get us $32.
You go to flea market.
You go to flea market.
You go to flea market to holly and something.
You didn't go to flea market.
going flea market that buy nothing you ever went to a fake it anyway you're talking about you went to
pack then no then hey out there yeah yeah listen pack jam
pack jam is on 79th street no pack jam on 79th street right what else on 709 street right else on 60
how you get there it's just carver said it was on 701 no back down right that one on setting
right that one on setting up bang that left right that's sitting there on 60 what else on set in
Take one. Take one.
What else on 7 and 9th, then 1991, 1992?
Shit, I don't know.
The ladies walking the street.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, come on.
Everywhere in Miami.
I was got to keep a skate, keep a skate, but they were real on seven and nights and keep his game.
That was a two spot.
That was a two spot.
That's a two spot, no one.
100% prostitution.
That's a, um.
I went back and I recently looked at you in the gym.
draft, right? Oh, shit.
And it was crazy because
it was two things. One day, I think they
accused you of smoking bud or something
like that. No. Okay. Seven drug
tests, no. Seven drug tests? Six for
marijuana and one for cocaine.
And they said... Six for weed
and one for cocaine. I didn't take seven
drug tests at the whole Miami. And three
on NCAA tests. Wow.
That was... I knew I should have took over
that damn interview for Rosenhaus that night and 1130.
I was going to walk down there in my drawers.
Right.
I was a one down in the market
and very old marquee in my drawers
and get into the time.
Was you an agent at the time?
Yeah.
Only he was,
because everybody's in Miami.
No, no, no.
I had the one that started everyone.
That's my guy.
So there was a rumor.
There was a rumor.
Oh, rumor.
I like the rumors.
There was a rumor that New York
had made an offer for you.
The Jets.
Yeah, is that the truth?
You know what?
I was sitting in the room with Sugarbad.
Ray Hamilton was a blind coaster.
Okay.
And me and Ray going over the Nebraska game,
And he was like, why do you know?
I'm like, you can feel it, right?
And Ray used to play detackle.
Ray's the dude that fucked up the Raider quarterback.
He played for the Patriots.
And they called a penalty on the referee.
I mean, he lit this motherfucker up.
One of them old plays.
I mean, great play.
If they don't call that, the Patriots go to the Super Bowl instead of the Raiders.
So I'm talking to Sugarbad.
Sugarball, he had that looking at his eye like he wanted him.
I said, dude, don't pull the trigger.
And he looked at me like this out of my hands.
Okay.
You said, go on pull a trigger.
You said pull a little trick.
I said pull a trigger.
I'm ready.
All right.
Lawrence Taylor would own half and I would own the other half.
That would be that.
Period.
Period.
Period.
Period.
I got two.
Period.
I was saying it for years.
I was saying it for years, boy.
They never took Kyle fucking Brady.
I remember that way, boy walking about me and I looked at him.
I said, ain't my fault.
You got to go to that you talk for him.
You're just your head stuff.
Yeah.
He chill and chill and stuff.
I've always had love to New York.
But let me ask.
Let me ask a hypothetical question.
What would have happened?
if the Jets or the Giants
would have been happy with that trait?
I told you.
Lawrence Taylor would all happen.
I don't know that.
Oh, it'd be Jeter, me and Lauren Taylor,
or something like that, but I'm telling you.
I'm telling you.
I'm going to buy the way up on the Mount Rushmore.
Right.
Oh, I'm going to kick-ass to take that.
Right, right.
And y'all some real moves with it, don't.
Right.
I used to love going to New York, dog.
I'm talking about child, Mr. Child, Philippe,
Philo.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on.
That's my shit.
And I know you love accountability.
Because, you know, you went to...
After every game he played.
I got this for you.
Win or loss?
I'm gonna sit right there and we're gonna talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
What are you looking for?
Man, it's bullshit, man.
We didn't, we didn't do our job.
We didn't perform today.
Wow.
They came and got us.
We did exactly what they were running and we had no answer for.
Wow.
Don't run from it.
Well, because...
What the alcoholics say?
It means this is the first step to recovery.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Shit, we worked on this all week.
We had worked on it been for five, six days.
It got a ass whoop.
And this don't mean that?
Yeah, I got another one.
Come on.
Because you got the Mohawk today.
All right.
You want me explain that?
It's not nothing.
It's not the bridge.
It's not nothing new.
When did you say I'm going with the Mohawk?
Does it have something to do with?
I got you.
Dirt roads.
I got you.
Where at the book from?
I got you.
I was 50 years old.
Mm-hmm.
I was about to turn 50.
And, you know, late in the year, November, get a little warm.
I mean, cold.
So I had to let the shit got wild.
It was everywhere.
I'm like, I'll wait for the 50s.
And I go in there.
So I go in there.
My man cuts by vest.
Syvester, right there, on the ballot.
Yeah, right there on the bag.
I sat in the chair.
He looked at me and said,
what are we going to do with this shit?
I said, give me a mohawk.
He said, wow.
Give me a damn Mohawk
Because, you know, he didn't cut everything.
I'd have had everything, Bray.
That's my black guy's stuff.
I mean, a nice little skinny one, too.
Right down the middle, too.
I got up, paid him.
He's still looking at me.
I said, you're going to give him my tip money back.
He said, I'm going to keep this because you know what that should be back in
about 20 minutes.
I was going to see what you did.
If I jumped in the car,
hauled his ass back to the house, I walked in the door.
Mama looked and said, oh, I like it.
Wow.
Here we are.
Here we are.
Here we are three years later.
That's it.
That's the only goddamn thing.
That's the only goddamn.
So whatever somebody asks me by the next.
Denise.
Right.
Denise.
Hey, my old lady, like, you kiss my ass.
Yeah, let me get one of the more deadless.
So, um, so, okay, we talked about, uh, uh, uh, the draft night.
Okay, okay, okay, yeah.
Yeah, we hit both.
Hey, though, I was the first motherfucker sitting there for two hours and 45 minutes.
But you were still in the first round.
I understand that.
But when you sit, you know, they called me and told me, hey, come to New York.
And I was like, nah, I want my stepdaddy on the grill, me and my home boys, you know,
be here at the crib, you know, nothing fancy.
Because you didn't look mad at the draft.
Hold on.
This is why I was mad.
Why is he so mad?
Wow, I'm so mad.
Okay.
You know who that is?
No.
Exactly.
The white dude.
Hold on.
I love you, Cajana Carter, but this is 30 years in the world.
You know who Cajna Carter is?
No.
That's the first pick.
Okay.
You know who Tony Buceli is?
No.
That's the second pick.
You know who Steve at McNair is?
Yeah.
That's a badass.
That was at the guy.
But me, Cajana, Steve McNair was at the Heisman.
Wow.
You know who Michael Westbrook is?
No.
Michael Westbrooke.
Michael Westbroke.
Michael, yeah.
You know, yeah, Colorado, Miracle, in Michigan.
Not the same career.
No, not the best.
You know who Kerry Collins is?
Yep.
The quarterback.
Okay.
I don't remember.
Okay.
Quarterback.
Okay.
Okay.
I remember the name.
There, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Kevin Carter.
Okay.
He has a hundred sacks.
He's from the University of Florida.
He went to Lincoln.
And these are old people who went before you?
Yeah, man.
Because you was 12, right?
I'm going right now the damn road watching it walk out of front of me and my
grandma.
My grandma, they're talking about seven drugs.
That's because you was 12, right?
You got to get to 12.
Yes.
And each one of these damn pictures was.
20, 25 minutes, whoa.
Right.
I'm sitting number two hours and 45 minute
and the camera is stuck on my ass.
What expectations did you have?
You was trying to go top five?
Yeah, give me the hell out of here.
Washington at the last one.
With four, Westbrook, come on.
Right, right, right.
Come on, right.
Come on, Washington.
So, there was also rumor,
there was also rumor that you held out
for Tampa Bay.
Who?
That you, you know.
Yeah.
It might be something.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That's insane.
You know what?
I wanted out of that bit so bad.
I was so bad, I leaned over to my mother.
I said, Mama, I said they can take a receiver, running back, quarterback,
whatever they think they need.
But if they call a defensive tackle, we're going to get them walk up out of here.
She's something with you, baby.
Okay.
That's that.
She lead over-told my brother-up.
My grandma said, shit, I was ready to go 45 minutes.
So you got to understand.
Right.
We fit to buck up about that.
Leave it to go.
Right, right.
I don't have enough of this shit.
You'll put me on TV like I'm the motherfucking, you know, the worst thing on earth.
Come on.
Right.
To we all without sinning, can we stop this poor pity?
But Tampa Bay had a losing streak at that time, right?
11 straight double-digit loss seasons.
This ain't no way you want to show up.
Yeah.
And then they had that ugly-haired uniform with an ugly-haired coat.
With the orange.
And then the ar-o.
I'll get you one.
I'll get you one.
I get you one.
Look at you one.
You're gonna look at this scene
like that one.
If it wasn't that in you're just,
I'm telling you.
What's not orange and one?
Creamsicle.
Creamsicle.
Beautiful.
And Bucko Bruce, our logo,
had the earring in the right ear.
Wow.
Who's that big?
I don't know.
You didn't have.
You didn't have any.
No.
But when you first go give them, it was always in the left.
Okay.
All right.
I only got a right.
I only got a left.
I only got a left.
Yeah.
left.
Left.
Left.
Left.
If you only get one, it's left.
How do you feel when they went?
That charcoal and red and black?
Oh, no, no.
I wasn't about the charcoal and red.
It was me, Derek Brooks, John Lynch,
heart of Nickerson.
It was the men that was in there.
The guys.
Because my rookie year, we started five and two.
Right.
Five dash two.
And then I got benched for six weeks.
Seven weeks and decided he's going to bench me.
We probably go two and seven the last nine game.
Wow.
hadn't lost but five games at the end of it.
Okay.
Did you want to go back?
I did.
I did go around a little.
I did.
We were going to go around a little.
All right.
All right.
We were going to,
we were four into going to Carolina
right before I buy.
The Sam White's,
because Carolina,
first year,
they played at Death Valley.
Okay.
It's Clemson.
And it's only a two-like,
yeah,
two-lane highway going in this bitch.
Right, right, right.
And Sam is one of these silly-ass.
I've got to have enough time to warm up.
After Cincinnati.
Sam White.
Yeah, yeah.
After since now.
Yeah, yeah.
So we're going on the road.
We're leaving that 10-15.
We're leaving that 10.
We're leaving that 10.
We're leaving that 10-15.
The whole damn week.
So we're walking that bitch on Friday.
Hell of our water.
We're leaving that 10-15.
I don't give a damn.
Okay, cool.
We're off that.
Get on a plane Saturday, fly up,
get there, wake up the next morning.
This is the first time in my life.
And we're going to.
First time in my life I got money to buy room service.
like shit
I don't get me
big ass of omelette
no
I'm gonna still be on top
what she's talking about
I went to
I went over a foot service
and you were sat on a team then
no he don't order a room tour
I'm in the room service
they got that damn
jail food down there for
Amax
I don't want that shit
that's yet
process for 120 people
you know that shit
out of the back of the kitchen
night
you've been in a
banquet
yeah
that's that banquet food
I don't want that shit
that first time
my life I can afford
a room service
I want to bring me
one of that damn
all this up
that's up there
yeah
What?
I'm just kidding.
I got it.
Yeah, I like spore fingers.
Yeah, that's it.
The more you have, the better choices you can make.
Yes, I felt sure.
So I was making one of my choices.
He said, I'm gonna give me some room, sir.
Hardy Nickerson was my roommate.
He walked out of 10, you got,
and as soon as he walked out there was my food.
So I'm ready to eat.
I'm eating.
It's two to 10.
I'm like, I get me shit.
Got my Rolex bag, you know, your little roller.
That would we call it the Rolex bag.
Come up out of that thing.
I go downstairs,
come around the corner.
It's quiet as hell.
I'm like,
it's too damn quiet for a hundred motherfuckers
being in a special football team.
I went on that corner and look at the lady.
They were cleaning up the table.
I said, yo, where the football team?
He just walked out the door and got on the bus at 10 o'clock.
I look.
It's 10.05.
I said, man, said we're leaving that 10-15 in a high water.
I turned, look over.
A little cutie over at the concierge.
Yes, yes.
Say, baby, what you're getting into?
She's looking at me like, what you mean?
I said, I need a ride to the stadium, baby.
$100 bill?
Oh, I'm getting off right now.
Maybe go get a car.
The two doctors come down.
Dr. Diaco, God bless his soul, he dead.
And Dr. Carson.
Team doctor and our orthopedic doctor.
What?
Where's the football team?
I said, they left.
What?
I said, don't worry, Doc.
I got this ride pulling up.
Give me $100, both of y'all.
Give me $100.
Oh, my God.
I hope baby up got the phone up.
And you gave any money?
Yeah, I gave it to it.
Yeah, that's right.
I got the number.
I got the number.
I got the number.
We're coming back.
We're playing with you.
I'm throwing with you.
This is my rookie year.
I'm getting roots.
You got to put down roots in $300 and $300.
And $200 wasn't mine.
He was just getting started.
Just getting started.
Man, she pulled up at the top of this hill because we went through a couple of the security.
I told him, yo, man.
He's like, what I said?
Hey, I see you.
Yeah.
She took me to work today, man.
They left me.
Yeah, go ahead.
She goes all way up until we get to a South Carolina
State Trooper that says you ain't going no further.
I say, thank you, baby.
This is close enough.
We jumped.
I right, that dog.
I walked up by 10 steps and looked down.
They were just parking.
They're still getting off the bus.
Oh, sweet.
I walk in the locker room.
Nobody even knew I was like.
They thought you was on the bus?
That's what I want to know.
How do you leave without one of your kids?
And the two goddamn dog.
Two dollars.
Two dollars and you started detackle or at the damn hotel.
Right.
They were like, man, Sam just jumping.
That's Sam Kansi.
That's how you talk.
He had a lit.
Man, I'm telling you, Sam.
Man, he just jumped up and said, get on the bus.
He just said, jump up, get on the bus.
So he all jumped and got on the book.
I said, nobody wanted to say, who the fuck ain't here?
Yeah, no hangout.
No, roll call?
Two doctors and you're starting detackle.
Oh, shit.
So I get in his office on money, he tells me he's going to bench me.
I told him, kiss my ass, and I ain't paying no fine.
And my money come out of him taking it out your ass, and I go for it.
Wait, so that's how you got...
That's how I got benched.
But thinking about it, you hear about...
He's getting benched all the time for being late to a meeting, this and that.
No, not binge.
They find your ass.
He tried to find you.
I told him you take it out of my check.
I'm taking it out of his ass.
So he didn't find him.
He benched me, though.
He just touched my money.
I was going out.
I don't know what was that.
They told him a certain time
and was actually moving
earlier than the time.
Dude, in the middle of breakfast,
he stood up because he's one of them
them 88 smart fuckers that,
you know,
he's staying in line between Gene and Samadness.
Right, right, right.
He had a real booming size
and some fast offense
back in the day that did some special things,
but we ain't had that kind of offense
went Trent Dill for him.
We couldn't run that.
So, I mean,
come on.
A little Trent to death.
Trent got a championship in Baltimore,
but it took a defense stronger than me to get it for him.
I couldn't do it.
I'd say, Ray's a real killer, boy.
You took Trent Dillford to a championship.
I couldn't do it.
How is your relationship?
No, no, not you in Dillford.
Coach-wise.
Tony Dungy.
Because I know.
In Tampa?
Yeah, Tony Dungy.
You never went for Tony?
Oh, no.
That's like my father figured.
That's the first time I ever had a black coach in my life.
Right, because he's so respected.
No, no, no.
I'm going to tell you.
This is my first meet with Tony.
He didn't win a championship with Tony.
No, no.
He won in Indianapolis because that was where he needed to go,
because Peyton Manning was going to demand from that offense,
and Tony was going to tune up the defense.
Tony had made us one of the greatest defense that I ever lived.
But we didn't have enough points to score.
Shit, we gave up nine points to the Rams and gave him on safety.
Eleven, we lost that championship.
Game 11 to 6.
So, but Tony walked in.
And John Randall, God bless his soul, Derek Thomas, Cortez Kennedy, God bless his soul.
Damn, God bless his soul.
I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, home team.
On team, baby, home team.
Home team, baby.
Home team.
He came to me.
Because I was in New Orleans running around with John Randall at the Lyman Challenge, because Tracy
Pro Man called me and I had just won it.
So I had won like 25 grand, so we were clown and running up and down New Orleans.
They had just, 25, girl.
Yeah, it was like five grand, a competition and then 10 foot overall.
And I had won like three of the individual competition, then overall.
It wasn't a little peanut money.
Chunky's Big Limeon channel.
No, at the Super Bowl.
So we hired Dungee, and all of them told me,
you got the man, you got the man,
because Derek had him in Kansas City,
and then Johnny had him in Minnesota,
and they were, you know, running his Tampa 2.
Tampa 2, which is Keynes 2,
what I played at Miami.
Man, that man came.
I went to the job, dog.
I pulled that azure blue Mercedes up to the door.
Parked that thing, jumped out,
ran through the training room,
was going to see him, he was coming to see me.
I think somebody called to him and said, he just pulled up.
He's here.
He's here.
He's just pulled up.
I mean, you know, I come that thing.
Bump is good.
Two 12 is that bad?
Two 12 is that bad?
What are you listening to?
Oh, shit.
At least I tricked at a dollar by then.
It's all.
It's all.
It's all.
It's all.
It's all.
I whipped up in that bitch.
We met each other.
I was coming to see you.
I was coming.
Hey, take me to your office.
He took me in his office.
And we sat down.
And he said,
I want you to play like you play that, man.
I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach.
How many years in are you at this time?
One.
And are you up one year?
I'm in my second year.
I'm in my second year with him.
This year, too, 96.
I'm with Dungeons.
Now, now, right now.
So he called me in his office and we're talking.
I say, hold up.
Do you know what that entails?
He said, tell me.
I said, that's me trampling the run on my way to the quarterback.
He said, I like the way that sounds.
I got up and walked out of his office.
We never had another discussion about how I was going to play.
He said to do your thing.
He didn't say no more.
I say, I'm trying to run on my way to the quarterback.
He said, I like the way that sounds.
He got up and walked out of his office.
Now, he hit that call.
He said, we got him.
Oh, no, it was over.
It was over.
And then the next year he walked, no, that after the summer, he walked me and Brooks in his office and said, I need you to be Joe Green and you to be Jack Ham.
Derek Brooks, by the way.
I look there and I said, come on, course, that's 10 straight pro bowls, two defensive
players of the year for world championship.
He said, it looks like you got your work cut out for you.
So Brooks looked over at me and say, you want to give his
resume? I say, I think it's 11 or something like that.
Brooks Hallibald straight pro booms,
one defensive player at a year and four world championships.
But is that what you needed at that time?
Listen, listen.
You were just going to be.
It was the greatest path he could ever put me on me.
Right, right, right, right.
I had never thought about it.
I got to give you that.
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen, sometimes we have colored you.
How many channels you had growing up?
We had three, CBS, NBC, and CBS, NBC, and CBS.
And then Fox showed up with the kids club, you know what I mean?
Right.
With the cartoon.
Shit, we had four channels.
That was it.
Somebody else.
Yeah, you got to put the Braddon on that bitch and rotating you and somebody holding it all kind of shit.
But somebody else sometimes has to show you something you didn't see.
Because the 70 Steelers for me, I'm born in 72.
And I'm a cowboy fan.
First time I saw us, we were versus Denver.
with Morton, beat shit out of Denver.
One of them was stillers then.
Steelers was dead by the 80s roll around.
One of them of Steelers.
Steelers wasn't that good.
Yeah.
So he had to show me who means...
I knew he was from the commercial.
But, boy, you watched them games,
and he's kicking the shit out of people
and throwing their ass around.
You're like, I can take over the game.
Entering the second season, you still weren't sat.
You're still coming out of the cane.
You still got an orderiety.
No, I got three and a half sacks in my rookie.
He didn't got bench for eight games.
Uh-uh.
needed him to say no no no I needed him to turn me a loose because I didn't know what the
hell kind of thing we were playing party Nigginson would yell jam and everybody would
have to sling inside and then he ran out there to make the tackle okay that's one way to get
to the pro bowl every year I ain't understanding but you know I had never played in the
defense where everybody didn't eat right you play there you know you don't just design a
defense all four of us go inside right running back on outside you know that he knows
he's going to make the tackle but he's gaining four yards on us is that where is that
where it worked for you.
Oh, no, Tony Dunby brought structure.
That's why I asked.
Structure, guidance, and a message.
Two words on the wall.
No excuses, no explanation.
There it is.
And on the other side, be a pro at all times.
And with that.
That's it.
That's all you had on the wall.
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That leads me to say, was there media training at that time?
Hell no.
I had John Hunt
And I was the most decorated Canaan in school history
And I had went around the country collecting trophies everywhere
So I was at the Heisman ceremony
Right
I was the first player
They took off the football field and put on the set
Wow
And that's why I
And that's why
So what are you doing?
You're just being you?
You just being...
The one thing John Hunt always taught me is
No matter what the hell they ask you
You get to answer the question
Okay so being
You get to control the interview
Being who you are being
Are you being
eloquent
or being wrong
well spoken but young and raw
I actually got the video
somebody sounded to him and I said oh Jesus that's the first time
I was touch the ESB and set right after the game
I remember him coming grabbing me and say
I said what we going he's like
to the set I say
what's it he's like well leekhors on them man
I'm like oh shit so we had to take off
and run all the other end of the field and go up
yeah actually the first player they ever took
off the field and put on the set
I like with the Tony Dungeon
because there became a point that you started having fun.
Listen to where I'm going.
The word.
Freedom.
They say freedom.
I'm not talking about the benched war and sap of this now.
I'm talking about Warnsap going crazy.
But that was Keynes, though.
The gorilla, you're sacking everybody.
Meaning you became a personality.
in football defense.
You're putting on a show now.
Everyone's watching your team
because they know you're going to make a play.
And once you make a play,
here comes to the show.
A cloud.
That's what I'm talking about it.
Yeah.
You know what?
The thing about it was,
I think every Florida boy tell you this,
that's my age and younger.
Down.
We grew up on Dion.
Say that again?
We grew up on prime.
Right.
Yeah.
Dion was standing in that damn Clemson, that same place.
Right, right, right.
In depth of it.
Party, Timmy.
Yeah.
I dagging your party to me.
I'm going to run these things back.
And he ain't cussing.
You know he ain't cussing.
Look at Jerry Curles.
Right.
And for me, it goes deeper because Sammy Smith and him race the whole track season.
Wow.
I didn't know.
The whole track season.
And us in the popcorn is running with Sammy.
And Dion and Sammy
Sammy
Deon, Deon, Deon, Simon,
Deon, Sammy, Sam and Sam and Simon, Deon.
They raced the whole total.
Dion's in my blood, Beyond, you know,
like the regular.
We all wrote up to him, man, so good,
he had two nicknames.
Neon, Dion, and Prime Time.
What?
Yeah.
That's like you to tell you,
that's what.
That's what we went after.
So I had to put on the show
because, you see, they were stopping the show.
Oh, wait.
I was taking my helmet out there.
They realized they got to let them party.
If you go back and look at the Super Bowl,
they got yellow shoes on, orange shoes on.
It was an individual thing.
But they wanted to conforming and pull it back.
They weren't to police.
Because it was corporate America.
It was corporate America.
It was corporate America.
They were scared.
They were scared when boys out there throwing the dick.
They were throwing the dick, they were throwing the dick, thaw the dick.
They were throwing it.
And they were, talk, talk, don't, don't, talk, don't talk to, don't know.
They don't talk to talk to talk to them.
Just to bring it back
They didn't like the snow bunnies
They better turn off the drive
They better turn off the drive
Do you remember just bringing it back to music
Since this is a hip-hop platform doing sports
Who performed at your Super Bowl in the halftime?
Do you know?
Bon Jovi
Bon Joving
Wow, how was that reaction?
Because John Gruden was freaking out about it.
I remember going to it after the game called Bon Jovi, you know, kicked it off after the
after we won.
It doesn't care anybody don't know, John Bon Jovi's from New Jersey.
Go ahead.
We're halfway there.
I'm telling you.
I remember going because I was getting on the helicopter going to Jimmy Kimmel for the
first inaugural show with me, Snoop Dogg, Bishop Man, Magic Don Juan, and Coldplay.
So I remember going to graph, John.
I said, yo, I see you at the party, I got to go to Jimmy Kimmel.
Man, he was rocking the bunch over.
He was like, box off it.
I said, you know what?
I said, you know what's it?
I said, what is for?
He was in Hog heaven.
His wife were with him.
He was, I'm telling you, that's my dog.
He was at Hog heaven.
We all were.
We all.
Oh, no, Johnny.
Man.
All right.
I got this for you.
I got a self-imposed curfew whenever I went out.
And Thursday night is my night out.
The team are you?
Self-imposed.
with my wife at home.
That's what I'm talking about.
You had a wife at the time.
Yeah, I had a wife.
I got married my 98, January, 28, 1998, 1998.
That's one age?
Shit, 28, I was 26.
26?
That's young.
Oh, absolutely.
I was old to get married, too, them.
Huh?
Okay.
Listen.
No, that's young.
Yo, 26.
I had just got a break on my car, sir.
I had no fucking business going on.
I had no fucking business.
Just because you had kids and that's true.
I appreciate that's 26.
Yeah, I didn't have no baby I couldn't pay for.
So the hell was I just talking about?
You got married 26th.
He was John Bon Jovi.
Thursday night.
Selwynneigham.
So self-imposed.
So I always told my old lady, if I ain't home about 2.30, I'm not at I hopped.
Only thing ain't open is I hopping at 2.30.
Or Waffle House, like we had to call it Florida, awful waffle.
So I'm out one night, it's about 2 o'clock.
And I'm outside the Thursday night hanging out.
So I called Mollet.
I said, baby.
She said, yeah.
I said, I'm going to go check and see if John Grudenhouse really show up at this job at 3.15, like he said, he did.
She said, what are you going to do?
I said, I'm going to go park in his spot, and I probably fall asleep.
And I'm going to make his ass wake me up, and then I'll be home after that.
All right, baby.
I'm going to go.
Joe around to the job.
40 minutes later, it was about 10 to 3, almost 3 o'clock.
I pulled up and I got in this spot, and I damn show doze off.
That motherfucker pulled up at 316.
I looked.
I put it in the drive I rolled up.
I said, I just wanted to see if it was a fucking piece.
He drove off.
He drove off.
He drove up.
And then pulled back into the office at 7.30 the morning in his office.
Right, right back.
He was like you're 30 minutes later.
I'm like, yeah, I was a little late last night with your ass.
Because I normally hit his office at 7 o'clock every morning.
This morning, I took 30 minutes.
I was like, Lord, that hurt.
He's up at, it wasn't the minute.
He showed up at 315 every morning.
I loved it.
I loved it because, you know, I hate when you, you know,
you pump out some shit like that and it ain't real.
Yeah.
What you're lying about?
Right.
You come in this bitch at 515?
the 5th and 3.
You was just checking the sea
if he really coming that early.
I want to know.
John Rillan.
He pulled, woke my ass up at 360.
You're like that.
I said, John 316.
He has a whole other beating.
He's fucking right.
That's all.
I'm saying.
That's all right.
Let's not say that.
No, no, no.
But he took the place
of the greatest coach I ever
own in my life in Tony Dungey.
And so I wanted to know if all this
chucky face and all this shit was
worth it. You know, you know, $8 million
and four draft picks. And Al Davis
asked for me too in the trade. The Glazier said
will give you everything but one. That's what they told.
We'll give you everything you asking for but worn. That's why I love the glazers
like that. I didn't find this out in time winning the fucking
Hall of Fame. I said, if y'all have told me this,
I took the little $16 million, y'all.
Let me let's know with it. I was sad for what they y'all do it.
and said to you to make you say, I mean.
It wasn't an individual thing he said to me.
It was a collective thing he said to our defense.
Everybody.
We showed up to the first 9-107, which is a run drill.
Derek Brooks is there, too.
You damn right there, Barry Brooks is right off my ass.
What you mean?
Simia Rice is right there.
Frank Spires, Chartwick Darby right there.
Shell calls right there.
Al Singleton right there.
Dexter and Lynn.
We're nine on seven.
We got everything but our two corners.
It's nine on seven.
We got everything from our two corners.
We ready to light your ass up.
What you want?
So, these motherfucked this ball
and stuck that bitch out and pulled it.
And I'm like, boo?
Nah.
So I'm going to run it back.
He ain't got it.
I turned a little Brad Johnson over this.
It's looking like Dion going out of the sideline,
but he's not needed and white.
So this is the ugliest Dionne living dish
that you ever want to see.
But he went to school with him.
Okay.
Brad Johnson.
Brack's right from Minnesota.
Yeah.
Quarterback.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rond fire and all that.
Your world needs.
Yes.
He's going on the side of the door to sit,
John.
I'm telling you the ugliest pigeon-toe,
not needed.
All just ugly.
So I turned to the group,
and I say, if you're scared,
bitch, say you're scared.
He said, scared.
They've been running boot up your ass
for the last three years.
La, la, la, la.
Went on a tail on my ass and said,
and y'all think y'all,
so damn right great great defense is score yeah he all looked at the mother dog he had to
all the skin off my head me brooks litz all of us going dad boy you got to score i need nine
touchdowns i looked at the motherfucker i say it's nine on seven that's one for every last dick
that's in here right now let's go do you feel me we feel you baby i say you got boot you got boot the rest
of us let's go right i don't want to see the quarterback on the boot man you got boot you got boot i told my two
You got boot, you got boot.
Let's go.
And it was a fight every day.
Oh, I'm talking about this son of a bitch will come out and attack us.
I said, man, you attacking us with tank of toys, man.
Kishan and them boys ain't shit?
He still attack I ass.
Still with attack I ass.
Still with attack I ass.
I'm telling you, it was a everyday battle with this man.
Because he was like, you think I'm going to walk around here and don't give a damn about my office?
I got a plight of them dick, too.
I want to pull it out.
I'm telling you.
This was crazy, man.
But it was driving about a championship.
And then he did the greatest thing I've ever seen the coach do.
He wasn't in front of us every week.
He designated a different coach for the first three, you know, four games, four games, four games, eight, 12.
He took the last.
You're talking about, like, call it all the day?
No, like the team meeting.
You running for four weeks, you run it for four weeks, you run it for four weeks,
and I'll come at the end.
It gives you a whole different vibe as a football team.
team. You don't hear the same message.
Yeah. I'm not bad.
You don't hear the same fucking message.
How many times you're going to rob me?
You're doing that formula still works in today's game?
I think it'll work in anything because
we all react to something new.
We all...
Let that dick, let a new piece of pussy walk in that room.
What the way that dick do?
What the heck?
It ain't seen no strange in years, so I know
what he'll do, because that's what it is.
Something new.
And each coach you had...
We touch us in a different way, and I think we went.
Four in one, four and one, four and one, four and one, four and one.
We was 12 and four and four.
Each quarter of...
Yeah, three and one, three and one, three one, three one.
Three one.
Three one.
Three one.
So we won twelve.
It was twelve and four.
We lost one game in a month.
It's not a long season.
Shit and me.
Then.
At that, yeah.
September of, everyone's physical.
Do I, my basketball.
Oh, you're a basketball man.
The non-contacts sport.
I'll shoot you sports.
And when I get up 20 points
and lose the damn leagues for
You go hell out of here
But it's so physical
You can't throw the ball
In the damn ocean from the beach
Damn Orlando Magic
Raggedy bastards
The time it was
It seemed like it was being villainized
Was when you hit the guy
With your helmet, right?
The Clifton kid
You know what?
You know what I always say?
It's the bitch-ass commentator Joe Buck
Because as I go back
And watch it
This has had...
No, no, no, no.
This ain't Dion. It's up.
And I went back and watched this, and I know his wife,
Michelle Beiser.
And I sent her a clip one time, you know, a little while ago.
Because he was like, look at him pushing or some shit.
I'm like, what is he talking about?
And then, you know, they went, oh, he hit him.
You know, it's their inflection.
Right.
It's their message.
Right.
Ain't no goddamn flag on the field, asshole.
Right, yep.
This is a contact sport.
Yeah, Bob.
You can ask anybody.
that ever played football.
If there's an interception, what's the first thing you do?
Yeah, I'll ski and put your head where?
Oh, I don't swivel.
Right.
Somebody's gonna knock that shit out of you.
Yes.
That's what we do.
Hello?
Yeah.
You better catch the memo or go sticking in the suggestion box.
I don't give a damn either way.
Shit, Jerry Rice went down and that was a penalty on that place.
I heard you say that's the only regret.
It's right.
Yeah.
That finger right there.
That finger right there.
It caught his helmet.
Yeah, it caught his head.
It caught his face mass and went that way.
Yep.
What?
But that thing is
Right there.
That's it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's just a little
Prudence.
Hey,
it don't,
it don't do like that.
You see,
like that was together.
She like that was the devil
and that was not.
It don't come together.
I'm going to.
Hey, you ain't had
13,000 snowed
I wanted to work.
But I even heard her
Grandpa say that that
that move that you did
was legal.
Listen.
All right.
Dave Robertson,
my two,
2013 Hall of Fame classmate, the first black linebacker drafted in the first round in the 60s.
Okay.
1963.
He was drafted.
60s, something like that he was drafted.
The first one ever, he was drafted by Green Bay because Joe Paterno took him to Lombard and told him, this is the best lineback I've ever coach.
Dave Robinson in the Hall of Fame with me.
Dave Robertson said that was a queen hit, and that's what you're supposed to do in a football game.
He definitely got ran out of Green Bay.
Oh, wow.
He definitely got ran out of Green Bay.
It's changed since.
that? I know I also heard you say that the helmets, the new helmets now, is a damn weapon. Yeah. It's a damn weapon. I'm going to show you because you live next to me. You live, you live, you live for me. I got my original helmet from 1995. Get the, get out of it. I got one of the motherfuckers now from the Raiders with my name inside of it, dog. I'm telling you. Dog, I'm telling you. No, what the heck? What the
ground is made out of the dog? I put that bitch on one of them kids in Colorado and I did like that.
I said, ooh, I didn't want to feel the power.
I'm like, well, I would have whacked the shit out somebody
watered in, right?
I'm telling you.
So you think they got an advantage?
No, they got better protection now.
But what they're teaching is not sticking your head in.
Just grab by the ways around.
Right?
Pull your butt in my mind by crotting it and roll you over.
Put your face mask in the chest.
Put your face mask in the chest.
See what you hit.
Put your face.
on you. Yeah. Put your horns on it.
So for those that got the crown
extra pads on the helmet,
what about the extra layers?
That's what they call. That's what I call it.
I call it. I call it the condom.
I don't see it. It's a helmet.
And then it's an extra.
A little little cushion.
It's an extra helmet.
Yeah, a little conform on outside.
That's crazy.
So you haven't seen it?
No. Just watching you
watch any cops.
Yeah, yeah. They all wear it now.
Yeah.
Because they're trying to stop the sub concussion here.
Right, right, right.
Right.
But those two have no correlation.
So how do you coach defense?
Because you got in the defensive coaching.
It was tough.
It was tough.
Same, same foot, same leg.
Same foot, same leg.
How does he even coached it?
Same foot, same leg.
That's how he takes.
Same foot, same leg.
Same foot, same leg.
To the towel.
Same foot, same leg to the tackle.
Same foot, same leg to the tackle.
Not head across the bough,
rip, brown cloth like we used to.
because putting your head across the bow
push you in a position
where you can get that neck turn
and they want to take your head out of the top
Yeah, get your head out of your head.
So when you come at him,
you go behind him and grab him that way.
Same leg, same leg, same type, like that.
And then like that.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Let me see.
Yo, what you, do you smoke?
Nah.
This looks like an alien.
Yeah, I know.
A condom.
Does it not look like a girl?
Yeah, that looks kind of ridiculous.
Like, it is?
You guys watch football.
It's ridiculous.
So is it hard to coach college kids?
Yes.
Yeah?
For two reasons.
Okay.
This?
I tell my kids all the time, Google where you ask, go ask question.
One is where you get some answers.
I've lived this.
I've been your age.
You haven't been my age.
I played college football.
I've been in All-American.
I was the first round pig.
I went through the draft bullshit.
You want you?
I got five, I got six kids.
an ex-wife and four baby moms.
You want to have a conversation?
You want to have a conversation, son?
I can give you some life lessons.
That's what I was, you know, fighting
because when you paying somebody $600, $800 million,
there's a $20,000 check,
what the hell you're going to tell this kid?
Right.
Yeah.
They think they know it.
And then they got an on.
It could be over and over.
Oh, no, no.
Got all that.
But the check's still coming.
Yeah, yeah.
These college kids are actually getting paid now.
Long on.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They're actually getting a million dollars.
Oh, wow.
I didn't.
Sorry.
Yeah.
Oh.
So in that case.
You ain't seen what they're talking about they paying you in a quarterback this year?
10 over 10.
Wait, 10 over 10.
Why he even go to the NFL then?
No, no, no.
It ain't 10 over 10.
All right.
All right.
You got to stop doing it.
Okay.
It ran up a bill like 10.
12 mil and sister got some somebody else.
It was spread like like like like like like like uh,
cool.
Wow.
It was everywhere.
But the kid can play.
If you can play, you're going to command eight up.
No, he's,
but is that killing the NFL?
Hold on, hold on.
He had a bad first pitch.
A year.
A year.
It went like 50 cents first pitch.
No.
No.
Like two days ago.
But is that, is that like somewhat
killing the NFL?
because if you could make $10 million in college,
why even go to the year?
And you can dominate in college.
And you can seem normal in the NFL.
You can seem normal in the NFL.
So why would I stay in college?
This is my thing.
That's what the kid from Texas Tech did.
He was staying and now he got the gambling problem.
Listen.
Yeah, that's the real thing, real thing.
Real thought.
But here's the thing.
If you Cameron Boozer,
Carlos Boozer son.
your brother just threw away
the trip to the final four
would you leave your brother
and told the pros for bills
the rest of your life
or what I stayed there
the booze boys
No you can't do that
Because
Can't do what?
Why not?
No Cameron
What can't I do?
He's consistent
Caden knows that if you goes
With the brother
He's not going to get
The same value that he gave
No no no no
I'm saying
Why is the big brother
Leaving the little brother
You ain't won no championship
Yeah
You don't need the money.
Why are you leaving your young brother after he just...
And it's safer in college.
Like, you might not get...
You might not get injuries.
Free money?
Like that, yeah.
I said I'd never let you have gave me $30,000 a year and paid by rent.
Right.
Never left.
Never left.
Yeah.
Why not?
Why not?
You're going to go top three if not top...
If you're not first.
I'm not in a hurry to leave.
I'm going to go back and make sure my younger brother's developed.
He has a lot.
jumper, I don't want a national championship trophy.
I ain't going up and enhancing my ability to go to the next level.
And I'm getting free money off the University of Duke.
Where are you going?
And he doing a piece of a commercial.
Where you go with?
And off the commercial, I'll call it that.
And Sam's on commercial with the privacy screen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And he wasn't even the most paid NIL guy.
It was the big Africa that BYU.
Oh, for sure.
4.7.
Yeah.
4.7 million.
I'm trying to say, $4, $5 million in college?
Wow.
And they pay them for my apartment, my car, my phone.
I was getting $32 a weekend.
$32 a weekend.
$2 a weekend.
A $20 and two ones.
10 or 20 and two ones.
I was getting subway, bro.
No, no, no.
Miami heroes.
My name are heroes.
We got to give these flowers.
Yes, man. Our show is about giving people their flowers when they can smell them.
Throw them what they can tell them.
And they drinks while they can drink them.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You know what I'm talking about right now.
Real shit right here.
They're going to go right next to the two Super Bowl.
That's not talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
You already don't know how to put you on.
That's what?
So we're going to get, quick time, a spot?
We're going to do what?
Quick.
We're going to explain you the game.
It's a little drinking game.
But you can sit while.
Before you get on the drinking game, I know take a drink with you.
I've seen this show.
Okay.
I got to let you know that.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you can.
I'm sorry.
Fire conquers.
The week.
But it's strength and strong.
That's my good.
Yeah.
We didn't get it again.
Yeah, I was scared.
I was scared.
I was getting.
Jackson shit going on.
Oh, my God.
There's a peasant.
commercial.
That was great.
That's good.
I got one for y'all.
I'm going to give a drink champ like that.
Yeah.
No word.
What dude from Hawaii makes that from Maui?
That's a great bar.
That's a Maui.
Yeah, that's a great bar.
Yeah.
Trust me.
All right.
So you get, you ready, E?
Did you guys send it?
Where did you send it?
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
We'll give you two choices.
Right?
You pick one?
We don't drink.
Okay.
But if you don't pick, like, you say both or neither.
We're drinking.
All of us drinking.
Okay.
Both of neither.
everybody drink. I pick one, nobody drinks.
Right. All right.
We want stories, though.
And if you got your advice best, yeah.
Let go.
Okay.
All right. Hold on. I need a drink.
Okay, cool.
Oh, yeah, he needs a drink.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he's drinking wine anyway.
Yeah, I need a shot.
Give me a shot.
I shot with y'all.
Okay.
What y'all shoot?
Y'all got some repisado?
Mama Juana.
I ain't doing it.
Oh, hell no.
Mama one off the goddamn.
All right, I do one.
I do one.
I do it.
I do one.
God damn.
But are you from my husband?
Yeah.
You know, Elvis?
I'm with you.
I'm drinking.
You know, Elvis.
Put a couple of them from.
This is, man.
I love the meas.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a camus, man.
Give me a little wine and a little herb and I don't know.
And some sardellies.
Yeah.
Yeah, you know what's funny?
We were just in a day.
We was just in a day.
I was there with you one day and Mike Vick was there.
Yeah.
And Mike Vick was like, man, you know,
sap been beating me on my whole career.
Mike Vick won a second.
versus us.
No, no, no, I got to pay you for it so.
Okay, good.
So you remember that week he went on
when he ran through Minnesota,
football up and then, hauled ass up,
being Carolina on Sunday night football
came back to him again.
So we're watching this third-d-hour reel.
We got them now.
So we're watching the third-dial reel.
See me and Rice.
My dog coming this bitch with him.
Hey, my dog coming up with that Bill
with that Von Dutch hat on turn sideways,
his slingshot on.
Right.
Some big-ass,
Timberlin boots.
Some wide-ass jeans with the chain.
You remember the chain thing?
The chain thing was going on.
It's a hearty chick.
It looked like, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But he got the von Dutch on.
Okay.
So, but his mother looks like he's a male stripper.
Right.
I said, man, what you're stripping that?
He's all this, all this shit.
Don't do that, pimp.
I said, okay, baby, we're good.
So he's sitting that bitch sleeping.
I mean, sleep.
He sleeps soon as they turn the lights off.
Good.
Except you're going to let him sleep.
I said, as long as this motherfucker
chase that quarterback like he chased that quarterback on Sunday.
be the one to wait.
Because normally I'm the one
asleep.
So I'll absorb all the shit
and make sure he got the calls
and we go to work.
Right.
So we're watching this Mike Vick video.
That's not a fine.
Every third down dog,
I'm telling me.
I got to get this film.
I mean,
because nobody feels me
unless you see this shit.
Right.
I mean,
this my brother runs for 31,
59, 60.
Right.
After like the third place,
I top my nigga,
I said, yo, yo, yo.
I say, yo,
I, you know,
I don't fuck with you when you sleep in this bitch,
but you got to see this fucking shit.
Money, running back from the top.
You what? I said, back on the top.
All right, because I don't never say nothing to me.
You know, I tell the mother go back to the top.
He's going back to the top.
He's going back to the top. He's going to see something, man.
He turned it on, so I'm sitting there looking at him, watch this shit.
My brother, look that about the third place.
Mike Vick doing his thing.
I'm a fucker put his hand up.
I said, you know, can't no fucking body see you with me.
You got to yell out what you want.
He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, buddy.
Money said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
See me and what's up?
He said, oh.
If he's like a highlight tape or something?
You're watching the third?
Third down, third down.
Every third down, dog.
That's dead me?
My, no one highlights it was just the third down.
And he happened to be the dick and do it.
31 yards, 39 y'all, 45 yards, 54 y'all for a touchdown, 60-some y'all for a touchdown.
I'm like, is this shit real?
I mean, I don't play Barry Sanders when in the year he ran for 2,000 y'all.
we played him three times.
Wow.
Wow.
The first year he cut our ass for $2,60,
he had an 80 and an 82-yard touchdown.
The next two times we faced him here at 20 for 38 and 20 for 37.
Oh, yeah.
You learn a lesson fast.
I was wondering that night, like,
have quarterbacks always been like that with you
because it's your job to kill them?
No, no, no.
I didn't realize it's that night.
It's different when it's a black quarterback.
Okay, all, all, all.
I'm sitting there.
No, no.
I got one for you.
I go to Philly, 1999, September, I think it's 19th or something like that, the date.
Okay.
But we play in Philly's the third game of the year.
No, no, no, no.
This is Donovan McNabb day.
Okay.
And Doug Peterson is the starter because it's just week three.
Okay.
Doug Peterson is starting, and we smuggled.
I mean, we wiping Doug.
All of a sudden, Donald McNab mom was part of this NFL mom's thing.
And they used to, you know, like, call the other moms and put you on a box or you ain't
out there in the open.
Okay.
My mom and Donald McNabb's spot.
Second half show up.
Third quarter,
midway through the third quarter.
Ah, Donovan McNabb makes his NFL debut.
Oh, why?
You all already destroying that.
No, we're just getting cooking.
God damn.
He's just saying piss a drop, because he can't see.
He can't see.
So we're going to put a guy in to a little more mobile.
Maybe we'll get something out of it.
Maybe about two plays into this thing.
run a text game push this motherfucker
Donald's from me to you
I go to turn he turned to go run away
Brad Colpepper pulls him up
he's a big dude too yeah and he's trying to like
fake Brad Colepub
I'm over the top this motherfucker coming with a hack
what I mean wiping
he wrote
my mama is in Donovan McNab's
mama box
well
get it
oh my god
get it
get it
woo
I mean, when he said that shit, right, man.
No, my home boys, because I always have my boys, Muslim Ali and Caesar,
that taught me how to play the University of Miami, come down from Philly with her,
cause me.
The vets the vet.
And I played, my first game in the NFL was at the vet, so you got to know it's a jail in the vet and in the stadium.
So, yeah, yeah, yeah, one time for the vet.
No, it's a great place.
Great fans.
I love it.
My mama wanted to dance and do her thing, because I'm dancing, you know, so she's doing the dance with me.
My mother said she turned around and looked
And everybody was looking just like y'all looking
But they didn't have no smile in their face
Because they're a Philly fan
My mama grabbed up, stuff grabbed up
I'm sorry
Donovan McNeff, Mama never invited my mama back, dog
We went back, that was my
That was my second game then
We played seven more
Don't mean that mom never invited my mom back
Seven more after that game
I don't think that way that well was covered like three in the regular season and three playoffs three or four playoff game
we play like three or four playoff games there so never got invited all right all right my bad drink time my bad
but I had to tell you that no boy my mama my mama worse than me I'm telling you who's she bad as you should
two pocket DMX oh okay that's right oh yeah
a shit nigger get after dog X was the greatest performer when you went to go see him
because it was one man, one might, one spotlight.
No hype man.
None of that shit, man.
None of that shit.
You ever seen the Hipop Immortal Book?
No, I haven't seen that.
I have one.
My homeboy and me made those.
I got one for you.
Okay.
You got to see this picture DMX, though.
Standing on the stage at USF, just him by itself.
And I'm standing right off looking at him.
I'm like, just so fucking before.
How do you get the big medello?
All right.
Good.
We're shooting.
Let's go.
Next question.
You know what you got to be pot, though?
No.
Biggie.
Met Biggie.
I met Biggie.
I got it.
We'll get the eye.
We'll get it.
All right.
All right.
Now's the Jeter kiss.
I'm both.
Let's go.
That's move.
You can't.
Come on, man.
Good.
Bill Byr?
Good.
I got a nod story.
I met Nause in New York.
We was exchanging numbers.
And you know my motherfucking email is QB killer at T-Mobile.
Oh, my God.
You need a lot.
Yeah.
Quarterback.
Yeah, Colbert.
It's QB.
It's QB killer.
Yeah, QB.
So I hear him, I say, yo, what's up?
Who the fuck is this?
Who is shit?
My shit the fuck out.
This is sad.
What the fuck wrong with you?
Nicky said, this QB killer.
I said, quarterback.
We said, oh, shit.
As a nigger, I said, I had to freeze,
man, and wife and friends.
That's hilarious.
That's classic.
That's classic.
And I know, and I, uh, yeah.
You got hair.
Hair.
Chocolate.
He's a big guy with it.
No, but shit.
When you're talking about a man in Kuwaiter's killer,
I ain't really, I didn't really, I didn't even ready to be.
Yeah, that's what he hid me with.
Right.
Who the hell is this?
Right.
You know, sat, man, relax for tomorrow.
He might have thought she was pot.
Okay.
Yeah, no, no.
Okay.
Hey, yeah.
You know.
The email.
The email.
Come on.
What's the next one?
Yeah.
I'm starting here.
All right.
I know this one.
Bruce Smith
or John Randall
If I pick one, we don't drink
Right?
Right.
Both.
Both.
Okay.
That's good.
Hey, you know, Jake, all that's out of you.
You ain't going to pick one of those two?
Because, John Randall, Minnesota.
Let me explain it to you.
Where were you bored, brother?
Port-a-Britz.
70-2.
Where?
Brooklyn, New York.
You sure?
He's never been to Port-O-Rour.
prince of his life. He got a hell of
accent. He cried.
He cried. Don't
listen to him. I went to
Haiti. I lived pretty much
here for most of my life.
You see, the two-tone ride up.
What were you born?
Brooklyn, New York. All right, right.
So,
sound like on the Bible.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Haitian.
He's a Haitian accent.
Colonel, I guess what I was a South
say, my brother?
Yeah.
I don't go on with his own file.
I don't know.
I know what his own file.
I'm a stick with this.
Bruce Smith has 200 sacks.
That means if you showed up in the NFL today,
had 18 straight years of a 10-sac season.
You're not going to hit two.
You're still 20 shots.
No, Bruce Smith is a monster.
John Randall has 137 from the defensive tackle position,
which is my position.
That's why I take the leading sack man over all of us,
and I'll take the sack man in my position.
And that's one cool, bad ass, little shit talking ass from Texas.
And that's my golfing buddy.
So we have a good time.
What's your sack number?
I'm just 96.5.
But if you had the playoffs, it's 202.5.
What I'm saying is.
So I'm like Dick and Jones.
I count them all, 102 and a half.
He kicked my head.
Dick and Jones is Eastfield, Florida, which is right along the corner from a pot.
What I'm saying is even that is hard.
Oh, no.
I'm number three all the time.
It's John Randall, Aaron Donald, and me, and then Mungo.
That's very hard.
Steve,
Steve McMichaugh's from the Bears.
Yeah, so that's the top four.
Mike Singletary, how was...
That's a lineback.
That's a linebacker.
That's Ray Lewis.
I raised the baddest one of those ever.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, Mike Singletary came to game touch rate and Mike's coach Ray.
All right.
Okay, guys, guys.
Jay Z or Eminem?
Oh, shit.
I'm going both.
Okay, let's go.
God, damn.
What?
What's going on, man?
That white boy, tear the sorrows up, man.
You said what you want.
That white boy tells the stores up.
I'm telling you, that motherfucker, they're talking about that brother.
That boy, leave that white boy.
Love him.
That's not.
I'm telling you, and Jay is Jay.
You know, Jay is Jay.
Yeah.
You know, Jay is Jay and Jay.
Shit.
When you talk about how many millionaires in your house, she.
Okay.
And then Eminem is our theme song in our championship.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, so I lose yourself.
That whole 2002 season.
I know that bit so hard.
It's just all the way to make sense.
Success.
This is my motherfucking option.
Failure is not.
Mama love me, but I got to grow.
Because I can not grow old and sell them plot.
So here I go is my plot.
Feet fail me not.
Maybe the only opportunity now.
I put my Lawrence Taylor judge on that day.
Because Lawrence Taylor had never showed up at a Super Bowl
and then walk out of that bitch with that championship.
I put my five, six on that day with my Jordan underneath
and said, one four, one for a championship, six to be a lesson.
That Jordan has.
but I love him.
Little Wayne or Drake?
I'm a Drake. I'm a Lawayne man.
I ain't a Drake man.
Luane came to Florida
and
promptly took over. And that
motherfucker said they had the Grammys
and they left me in Miami and my jammies
like I was rapping in my jammies.
That summer he lit up
two or three summers that drought
one, two, three and no question.
I've never been a Drake man.
That Mickey Mouse that shit, it's cool, but it's good music.
The ladies like it.
Ladies like it.
I'm not the straight guy.
TD Bank is the only thing I fuck with from Canada.
Tid Bank is the only thing I fuck with from Canada, my bad.
Oh, look, what?
I fuck with 99.
I fuck with you.
No, he makes good music for the people and whatever.
I know you got one that you always listen to, like, whoo.
What?
Not one?
A Drake joint.
Not one Drake joint.
Let her hit the switch.
No, no, no, no, no.
You'd have to play them shit.
He wouldn't know the name he said.
That's fair.
Hold on.
You want to look through the miclis?
I look through the miclis.
You know I got the miclis.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't have a problem with Drake to music when it comes on.
It ain't like I change it when it comes on.
Like Jack Harlow?
I tell you Jack Harlow now.
You come on.
Fuck out of deal.
You're doing good rap until you said that dumb shit.
Yeah.
That's a kid.
It's hilarious.
I got to see it.
I got to look that one up there.
They got what?
I'll send it to you.
All right.
Thank you.
So the next question is,
Dexter Manly or Reggie White?
Mm-mm.
That's a good one.
Reggie White.
Reggie White.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
I got to tell you, I got to tell you,
I got to tell you, great story.
They always said Dexter Manley had trouble reading.
Right.
Dexter Manley would get on the bus and had a Washington Post upside down.
He's reading it.
No.
Upside down.
He said they couldn't read so.
He played into the stereotype.
And nobody
walked on the bus and said a fucking word
to him, Bob.
Hey, you didn't have to read.
He can play the game.
You're all the same.
You got to read.
You got to read.
You got to read.
You know 31% of America's read
at a sixth grade level.
Oh, I do that.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
That's not good.
Especially when you talk to believe
whatever you see on the TV and not to
get up.
Oh, God, Jesus.
In football, you got to have
intelligence, man.
Lawrence Taylor or Ray
I just
Boy, drink
Oaf.
That's fucking
Oaf.
I just told you
I wore my
Lawrence Taylor
Jersey to the damn
Super Bowl
and I raised Ray Lewis
from his
These things
they make up the question
They make up the question
Ray Lewis
walked in the huddle
at the University
of Miami
He was 18 years old
still wet behind the ears
Robert Bass
had just got hurt
He got in front of
9-07
That run drill
This when you paint
come off your ass right here. This is where we get down.
We used to call it middle drill at Miami.
We didn't call it now. I don't say. We call it middle drill
because the ball was coming up the middle and you had to stop it.
Ray got up in front of us and he said,
to his
defense, he had a stuttered by the time.
Nobody explained to me my...
You got to make it fun of Ray.
No, I'm not. Okay, okay.
This is the actual thing he said.
And he just... He finally broke down and said,
Big Daddy, you know I had a stutter problem.
I said, when did I know that?
This is the first time you told me this in 30 years
and we know each other.
So he went,
G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-T, and they clapped.
I said, hell, no.
You don't lost your damn mind.
You're going to get your ass in here.
You're going to call it out a fucking man
and we're going to play.
You hear me?
My- motherfucker-fucking looked at me and said,
Kage 2.
I said, hey.
We got, no, no.
I didn't know what the fuck it was,
but it was nothing that I was in the father
or was to ever fucking here again.
Whatever it was.
I just came from Mike Barrow.
Mike Braille, Red, Rob Basin,
based from Brooklyn,
even New York dude.
So Ray from Lakeland, Florida,
Polk County,
nigga, let's go.
You're 60 miles.
You're 35 miles from me,
nigga, let's go.
We go to Colorado.
He had 20 tackles
and an interception
in the rest of this history.
And we had that big ass fight in Colorado.
I just figured out what the fuck they was doing
when we were dancing
on their field on Friday.
They was in study hall.
I went in that room just just before I left,
the last time,
because my dude,
he's working with all.
all the recruits and I went up there and I found a little study hall room and it's right over
the fucking stadium and we were dancing on their field we saw them looking at us all right
you remember men in society uh-huh so i took the lead to the dance right we're doing like this
too yeah stop looking at me stop looking at that beat and put the money in the big bag
oh we clumped dog and these niggas came out the next day and we had a bra
they came right no they weren't one of the biggest fights of college football
about back in the face.
What?
A bra.
A bra.
We snuck out of that bitch, but I had to figure out 30 years later what they were,
what, how they saw us.
They was in study hall.
So long as you was figured out.
When the fuck else I was going to follow up?
And so you're not working with?
No, no.
I'm home, baby.
Okay.
I'm gone.
Okay.
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Hey, I'm Jared Adano.
You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet.
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Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcasts presents soccer moms.
So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend Janet.
Hey.
And we have been joined at the Hipsons High School.
Absolutely.
Now a redacted amount of years later.
We're still joined at the hip.
Just a little bit bigger hips.
Wider.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
With all the snacks and drink.
Sidebar.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
Well, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
Do you want a white collar or something here?
Just take it.
What are y'all doing?
Microphones?
Are you making a rap album?
Oh, I would.
Come on.
Can you pull.
I would buy it.
Cutts through the defense like a hot.
knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict.
You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.
You are.
I'm lucky I'm not a killer.
I love this team and I'm really trying to be
a figure in their lives that they can rely on.
Oh.
Listen to soccer moms on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts,
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What I'm doing now is, and I want to,
this is what I mean, you just ask.
What I'm doing now is called sap.
Okay.
You know the five elements of the First Amendment?
I heard you.
We know the five freedoms, five freedoms in the First Amendment.
There's five freedoms in the First Amendment.
I mean, we can say speech.
Freedom of speech.
Is it nothing?
All right, I got you because we don't know.
None of us was taught this.
None of us was taught this in high school.
And where does the police patrol?
Our neighborhoods, right?
I don't think it's bare arms not enough.
That's two.
That's the second one.
Oh, it is?
Listen to me.
Who's number one in your life?
God.
Religion. That's the first one. Religion. Should be. Religion.
Who is Buddha? The latest head, Yahweh, whoever you want to pray for the religion. Religion is one.
The next four spell my name. S-A-P-P.
Speech, assembly, press, and petition for redress of my grievances with my government.
This is my calling for some reason. When I got Yankton, Okachobie, and now I just, now I've started on this.
A couple of years ago.
A year ago.
A year and a half.
No, it was right before I got the job at Colorado.
February to 24th,
2023.
2023.
I went 24, 25 to Colorado.
23, 23, I got jammed up.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But I, no, no.
But I want to give our brother,
imagine this.
A 16, 17, and a 17-year-old
leaving basketball practice in New York,
Baltimore, Atlanta, even in Florida.
Anyway, decent big old brothers with backpacks on their backs and hoodies because it's cold.
That's basketball season.
How many times you and your boys are on the corner they roll up on you until you get on the ground and everybody got on the ground?
A million times.
A million times.
And that is an absolute violation of our Fourth Amendment.
So now we teach our next generation because we wasn't taught, nor our older brothers and sisters before us, nor our parents.
So we're going to put an end of this shit.
we're going to stop you from rolling
up on us. We're going to pull out the most powerful thing
we've ever gave our children. Just hit that record
button and say name and badge number and
continue what you were saying, officer.
Because unless you have reasonable, articulate
suspicion of a crime, is
about to be committed, has been committed
or in the commission of it,
or a city ordinance violation,
get the hell out of our baby's faces.
I mean, the rights when it came to know.
No, no, no.
But the whole point is,
they will investigate themselves and find nothing wrong.
That's what they told me.
And they count on you not knowing your right.
They ask you certain questions to trigger do you know your right.
I got a call I need to identify everybody on the scene.
No the hell you don't.
Florida versus J.L.
Say a 911 call alone does not give you anything other than some information that you can come check out.
Just some information that you can come check out.
And guess what?
When you get to come check it out, I ain't got to answer one real fucking question.
You got the right to remain silent.
Do not talk to the police.
Do you think those?
And I was in an interrogation room and lost my job behind this shit.
The only thing I had to do is to get me a lawyer.
Wow.
Oh.
Do you think the cops that they knew who you were?
Of course.
It was a third visit to my room.
Hey, I don't know.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
And sometimes that's, it was a third, it was a third visit to my room.
Then yes, then yes.
Third visit.
First time that came.
Oh, she says she raped you.
You won't see a sucking dick?
You suck in his dick
How can he rape you?
Came back with another guy
With another story
I said really?
I said what did she tell you?
I said, what did she tell you?
I say, dude, she already gave him a story
Now she's giving you a story
Which one?
Already disproved the first one
So now she has no credibility
As far as anything to tell the police
Correct.
Third time it was a lady cop
She wasn't leaving.
Oh God Jesus.
I was trying to be too nice
I should have told I had to suck dick and come back with a warrant.
But I ain't know my rights.
I ain't no right.
When you don't know your rights, you're afraid.
You want to comply and just get them like your face.
And that's the worst part for us.
Don't comply because everything you're giving them is evidence versus you.
Period.
No more, no less.
They don't know shit.
They ain't smart enough.
It takes two years to be a barber.
For, was it, six weeks, eight weeks to be a cop?
Twelve weeks?
Whatever.
Yeah, yeah.
Twenty-old months to be a bar.
Right.
You're right.
And you get a bad gun and laws you don't know.
Real shit.
Real shit.
The fuck out.
It's not even their fault, to be honest.
Yeah, it is.
It's a structure that puts them there.
You can learn on your own.
True.
Nobody stop you from ever picking up a book and reading.
Just because they formed the blue line gang and you got to back your brother's bullshit.
I asked a cop the other day, how long have you been a cop of 18 years?
Have you ever filed a report on a cop?
cop doing something wrong? No.
So you're telling me every cop been perfect for 18 years?
That's the biggest gang in America.
Biggest gang going. That we all know.
Biggest gang going.
And the only way you break a gang down is play the game by their rules and pull out that
camera and record their ass.
Because you always see them whenever they're doing some shit, you don't need to record
to have my body running.
Real shit.
Yeah.
I'll give you to dead brook.
Now, as a proof.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You're about to go in.
It's Norrie time.
How I had a good one, but don't go.
Yeah, yeah.
He got a year, he was in the university
of winning my third anniversary
of winning my championship in 19-A-1.
I left the ring.
I wish you would have brought the ring.
I was gonna bring it because I normally wear it
because it's my 35th anniversary.
I was gonna wear it.
I wear every anniversary year that I have
many of my championships I won.
You know, he'd come to the hood or not.
No, no, I was coming.
I was coming.
I was supposed to wear the ring.
I left it because I was a little late.
and I had to get on my ass on the road.
At least I made it color people time.
All right.
Lawrence Taylor or Ray Lewis?
No, we did that.
Ed Reed or Derell Revis?
Yes.
So, though.
You better.
You battle.
Yeah, Reez Island.
Y'all got to have Revis Island.
Y'all New York A fan.
I know he'll live up there on Trump.
He lives in Trump building, which is not a good thing, but I do.
He's got a deal because he's New York.
Shit.
You're doing that.
You're selling the one of the matter, motherfucker, for a big price.
Yeah, too.
It's about what you paid for.
If he paid a good price for it, he wins.
But, no, I would never take that away and read.
No, whatever you put a cane up there,
you better have a legend like Lawrence Taylor up against it, boy.
I'm picking one that.
We ain't trained.
See, that's where I was going to go with that.
You see how you said that in the building and this and that.
Hey, you better have a legendary badass that.
Because I know you are.
Lawrence Taylor even take LT away from Labo Thomas.
We all know that's LT to us.
Absolutely right.
LT, a badass.
Love you, Lamar Thomas.
Nothing to ever stop the love I have by you
because you're the motherfucker that baby,
you take my helmet off.
Relax, buddy.
What's your guy?
Come on.
Rick Grim Ross and Trick Daddy.
The Daddy Dollar.
I watched Trick write his first album
coming out of jail in the complex.
I walked Trick into my house in 1998.
The big one that I had moved
from the little one in Tampa to the big one.
that we went over, he walked in the house
and I'll never forget his reaction.
He walked in my house and he looked
because they had one of them staircases going up.
Nice spot over there after.
He said,
boy, you make a nigga want to write nine album.
That's fine.
Right?
That's fine.
Before that, we were sitting at the real hotel room
with him down at the pink remodda down in the cone.
Big six foot at the door.
That's a good night.
He's come out.
Look at him, Carlos.
That's my middle name.
I know.
Look at them, Carlos.
I said, who the fuck?
You're in the room, nigga?
Who's fucking?
You're talking to me right now, Carlo?
I'm like, man, what's...
You're tweaking over there, right?
He said, that Hennessy bottle.
You said, the Hennessy bottle, we're talking to us.
You know what Tripaw said about Hennessy, right?
Hennessy make me think my enemy is getting cloaked.
Poon, boom, boom.
Got me shooting out of Gold.
I call him out of Gold.
Yeah.
I call Hennessy.
The best night I ever had on South Beach,
I had a little five foot three Spanish mommy.
I said, what's you drank?
She said, take me to the bar.
I said, let's go.
Took it to the bar.
My fuck said, an incredible hook.
Oh, okay.
Those are the joints.
And where was he?
Yeah.
And the Superman.
Al-Az-A and Tennessee.
And the Superman, too.
Al-Azade and Tennessee, grandma, say, yeah,
this is fun.
Ooh, who.
Wow, get the chill-buck right now.
Talk about it.
thing told my ass up.
Boy, I said,
anybody drank credible up.
Sign me up.
Sign up.
You ever need to win after somebody.
Man, still on the thick time or sign.
What?
You're undefeited?
I'm going to defeat.
I was trying to give it to Sonny,
but it's like, you know,
my life,
if I ever had a young lady
that drink yak with me,
Hennessy, I'm undefeated.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, again.
Okay.
It's on your record.
I'm about to say,
ain't nothing.
You always catch your hair.
Don't be your flip fans.
No, no, we ought to call the hell.
All right.
But that's hunch juice.
That, Henney?
I learned it from Ryan College Mama.
Because I messed around and bought a bottle of Hennessy V-S-O-P to her house.
And she looked at me and she said,
that boy, that shit liquor.
And she opened up her thing, and it was Remmy Martin.
I ain't never gone back.
All the brown.
All the Browns are going to do it to you.
No.
Remy and more is another level.
You think so?
Cognac.
That's where you get Louie the 13 there, man.
Come on, baby.
But you got to go to Hennessy Parades.
They do advocate.
Yeah, Tennessee Parish.
Right.
It's just refined.
Like Luda Juice, he would weigh down.
Hey, Chris, love, love it.
Boy, you were wrong.
It's Ludaeat.
He said Luda Juice.
You ain't never heard him say Luda Juice?
No.
Yeah, listen to the truth.
Let's get a rap. He said a little juice.
He said a little juice.
John Lynch or Ronnie Locke?
I know a lot of better one.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, my way, boy.
There's nothing that goes.
He'll even say it.
Where are you in Ronnie Locke or Steve at Water?
There's nothing that Roger.
And Steve, my man, too.
Both of I got Gold Jack and I ain't got with both of us.
And I got Steve in the chair the joke.
I got to know Ronnie Lines too.
Steve, Steve, Olley was at the Hall of Fame.
Had them 16 heels off.
I looked there to Steve walked over to me.
I said, who that is with them come fuck me, pumps on?
That's my wife.
Oh, damn.
Oh, Lord.
I said, she's looking good at him, though.
That's why I said.
That's my man.
Hey, me, I'm telling you.
Mama looking good at that damn shit.
No, you're out of control, man.
You had to control.
I'm not out of control.
Most of the time.
But shit, when you were you with your all in faith,
brother?
I'm telling you, some of the realest shit gets said,
though.
Oh, yeah.
I believe it.
Oh, I'm telling.
Not by wives and the shit, but I'm really shit by, I had to defend Runday Barber.
What about?
I'm talking about, from Prime to all of them.
Hey, man, your man can't cover man to man.
I said, listen, not everybody plays man to man.
The system was what we had, and what he had in the system, he took full advantage of.
I just want to know one question, because when y'all played this game, it was just two wide-outs.
It wasn't the third one.
They had a fullbacker.
And Moose Johnson didn't exist when we played.
Damn a Moose Johnson.
His neck was already short and gone by the time we got there.
Only one we had was Larry Seners,
and he was catching 100 balls out of the backfield,
so he wasn't really a fullback.
I said, when you go to Minnesota and this Jake Reed,
Randy Moss and Chris Carton in the slot,
who the fuck you got covering Chris Card in that slot on third down?
That's better than Ronde.
That's what I put to him.
That's what I put to him.
I said, don't tell me no, Darren Woodson.
Darren Wilson is coming off that ass.
That mother better be 12 and two,
or his ass is cooked.
Who?
Palamalo would turn his ass in the wrong direction
and do all kind of wild shit.
That's like a chicken with his hair cut off,
but the plays he made was spectacular.
I'll give him now.
Head and bad shit.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Head and shoulders, all that shit.
I got all that.
I got all that.
I got a new one right here.
I just like Jimmy's bugling and cheese.
What's that?
Wait, wait, wait, wait, right.
Running a lot is a fucking two.
But yeah.
Cut the fucking fang off, dog.
Cut his finger.
I got a quick time for him.
That's one of the bad asses that I started my pictures with at all.
Ronnie.
Come on.
What's that?
Huh?
What the hell?
You know, because...
Where did he get on the show?
You also connect with you.
These guys, you know, these guys are pain in the butt.
12 year career.
13.
Snow bunnies.
What?
That's not the right question.
No, it's not the right question.
And stop with your head.
I had one.
Because after I have my own run, I had what?
In your home run?
And my home run, I had one.
Legend.
When I came out of the bullshit in Arizona,
black girls went fucking with me.
Black girls were done.
Oh, this was done.
You're done.
You're bad.
It's the best of the thing in it all her.
And she'd sell every day.
She's sell every day.
She said every day, buddy.
You know, whatever.
I guess, I guess, ah, whatever.
So what's it for you?
No, no, no, no, no, no, he's true, he good, let me tell you.
I'm in there.
I'm in there.
I told you.
You ain't on a tag.
You know what I did.
You ain't on there.
No, no, no, no, he's good, he good, he good, he good.
I'm in there.
No, no, no, no.
So, no, no, no.
So my phone was dropped.
Mm-hmm.
Nothing.
He don't, you don't, you don't, he don't, he don't, he don't do.
That.
Oh, buddy.
Stop.
Stop.
Let's talk.
I'm asking you.
I went to Tinda.
My whole ball was telling me about Tender, this, dad.
I'm like, Tender.
No, not one slap.
No bullshit.
That's a lie.
That's a lot of that.
Six foot two ex-vallible player for the Florida State.
I swear to you.
I swear to you.
I swear to you.
Ex-b volleyball.
Damn.
Two-time national champ.
Swim like a fucking me.
Wait, this is a chick.
talking.
This is the chick that hit me.
No.
That's it.
That's it.
What else you need to know?
Add a picture of me.
So.
That ain't a sister though.
No.
You said there's nobody.
It said it's nobody.
Wow.
No more Madello.
No more Madello for you.
So she hit me.
Six with two.
A-ha letter.
She worked for,
um.
Damn, what was that damn cosmetic company?
Used to fly to Puerto Rico.
I don't know.
I don't know the name of the company because it's been a while,
and I'm really not able to talk about it, but she was,
no, no, she was working down in Puerto Rico,
doing all the stores there, and then going to Washington.
And her dad was a hedge fund manager that was a billionaire.
Trust me.
She showed up.
She had to hook the valley up so much.
And they said, who the hell?
I'm like, what?
Because I had never had him.
chick like that at the house.
You know, these was all late-night KOD action, you know, little little
little poke.
You know what I'm saying?
This is the regular race.
Inside the NFL, I go see disco Rick up there
at the 50 foot pole.
I had never left the hood, but the hood had left me.
So, she, I was on the corporate side now.
Okay.
Baby, baby, baby, maybe 11 at 7 o'clock in the morning,
every morning, promptly to get to the job.
I had fucking broke holes
laid around that bill forever.
She was making $275,000.
She was talking about taking me on the
tear you ride cruise with her parents.
I don't know about that.
I don't like no cruise because you're trapped in the girl.
So I've only had one white girl,
and she was fantastic.
And until she died in the car.
And then, down, she went.
Oh, no, no.
I leave to go to a fishing tournament.
She goes to Dantes.
They try to stop up from getting.
The Jontes right here?
Dante is in Key West.
Oh, I thought you were my one.
Dante.
The world famous Dante is down in Key West.
She down there drinking and whatever.
They try to stop her from getting in her car.
Damn.
No.
She looks that good.
She gets the keys from him, getting a car drive off.
This is a funny.
This is a funny.
Oh, you're funny.
We still, we back to that.
We ain't already cleared this.
No, we did.
We didn't clear.
We didn't clear.
We were talking about buddies.
We didn't know.
We didn't start this on bunnies.
Okay.
And I say I have one, and you told me I was a legend,
and I'm telling you about the one I had.
And the tragedy, so let's just start that.
And the tragedy, yeah.
So let's go.
Oh, whoa, no.
I actually get one of my dudes to call the cop,
and they get on the phone talking about some stripper.
I say, you fucking idiot, that bitch made $275,000.
Her dad's a head's front billionaire.
I was going to get in contact with him
and make him go pour fucking concrete in that pool in Dantase
and make him stop it,
because there was no way they were supposed to let her drive
off that fucking property.
No fucking change.
No fucking chance.
All right.
Yeah, man, they fucked it up, man.
That's just...
Y'all might be looking at the six-foot-two-months right now.
Okay.
Shit.
I was going to go on that Tayride cruise.
At first year, I balked on it.
I'm like, shit.
I looked at that Tay-Ride crew.
You ever see the Tay-Rite boat?
No.
Look up the Tay-Ride crew shit.
Holy shit.
There's a Tay-Ride ski place that the owner said, I don't care.
because his workers weren't
no snow anywhere
he was like, I don't care.
He was losing a million dollars a day and said, I don't care.
It took two weeks they came back.
He just budge.
You see it?
That's wild.
Yeah, look at it up.
Watch.
He wasn't even though.
He wasn't even know what to talk.
He wasn't he was doing the producer thing.
He was listening.
He was listening.
He was listening like he's got to.
He made to show that damn.
Hold on.
So we can move on.
Come on.
We got more, we got more?
Come on.
So Ice Cube or Scarface.
Yeah, I need a couple more too.
Ice Cube or Scarface.
Brad?
Yeah, Brad.
All right, you want first name?
All right.
With the legend.
You got Drake.
Brad and Cube shit.
Cube used to come to the damn Raider fucking practices.
He was one of my last ones.
He was out there.
Wait, when Q went to the radar practices,
what, well, well, out.
We'll out.
Drink your shot before you at that.
Wow.
Oh, he picked?
Wow.
I was dead in 2004 through 08.
So I don't think you're making music.
Go, go, go ahead.
Back around.
Oh, he wasn't making music.
He's okay.
So he was the next one.
And I think that was like 08, 09.
I think, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a cute freak.
It was a lethal injection and all that shit, man.
Yeah, no.
To get a bird.
Oh, I know.
Both.
Good to it.
both are we drinking
hold on the
I'm gonna make
my time
I'm about to say
both
you're all fucking up
he made that one up
I don't make choices like that
when you talk about
classic legends
of ice cube with big
both are about
being faced
to face a face
he asked that
because we had a famous
argument on here
me and Tony Yeo
I'm a cube
fan
he just asked me
my favorite was
I say Q
and then he was a big fan
you came
you came to not cube
it's cute
come on
QWA
Q made the hardest
fucking
no that's crazy
no that's crazy
Took seven
Nickas and the Lord
Angelard shit
Right
Yeah
I'm glad
Y'all
Stending off
Used to be
All the guys
I heard you would die
With the ain't
And I see you on the video
With Michelet
Oh
He told their ass up
Oh no
It's a greatest shit
Ever
It's a greatest shit ever
It's a great
shit ever
I had to teach
Molaid
This Mollet is
The first black
Miss Nuremberg
She's a black
From Germany
Inuberberg
She's a black
the first black man's Noonberg.
From that area?
She was born in Newark.
That's a new girl.
She was born in Newark.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
She's the first black Miss Nuremberg.
Okay.
What were you saying?
DJ Collet?
Or DJ Drama?
I don't, wait.
Pick what?
We don't drink.
Right.
Callet.
I don't know who drama is.
Let's go.
Okay.
Because I just heard this,
uh, Baster guy with his, uh,
DJ Master?
Baster.
Now, you heard of,
Baster Grills?
No, gangster grills.
No.
Hell, no.
Hell, no, it's a back to shit.
What the hell?
Don't listen to a fucking serious radio.
Y'all only have any of the hurt I heard.
Do it with shit.
Where you download?
You know what?
They're fucked up.
Fucking choices.
I ain't did nothing.
I hate that.
I hate that.
You can't do your pictures like that.
I can't even find the contact.
No, they want you to talk to it, though.
Yeah.
Talk to it.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
You know what?
I don't do.
I don't do.
I don't do.
I don't do.
none of that. And I don't do the dumb shit neither, yo.
I do face ideally. Fuck that.
Ain't no, ain't no black man look this good.
It's a special shit.
Yeah, you want to do that one? Do that one, Hass.
I'm over there.
Bo Jackson, a Christian queen.
If I pick one, we drink?
If you pick one, we don't drink, yeah.
Yeah, Bo Jackson.
Ain't such thing as though Nigerian night, man.
We killed Steve Atwater killed that shit on one Monday that's late.
Bus his arm.
Nigerian from that point of like this new one that just went to this carbine shit.
Uh-huh.
I promise you he won't make two cows.
What?
Okay.
So both.
That Nigeria that ran fast at the HBCC combine.
You know what?
He was at the HBCU?
He just said,
though, the game.
You remember Adam Archiletta?
Did all that shit at the combine?
You remember Mike Mamoula did all that shit?
10-8 broad jump-up.
That was my draft.
That's the guy Philly drafted with the number seven picked at the
bucks trade. Yeah, we've seen this shit before, but this first time a black guy ever done it.
Yeah, except Anthony Richardson, the quarterback, and I tell people all the time,
I'm the QB killer. I eat, sleep, shit, drink, quarterbacks. I don't know Bradfoss 40.
I don't know Peyton Manning's vertical. I don't know John L.A.'s. God damn broad jump,
because that ain't throwing the fucking ball and playing quarterback. Anthony Richardson hit the
fucking roof in his workout twice. He had 13.
straight incompletions versus Florida State.
What the hell are you evaluating?
Get your ass on that tape,
and that tape ain't going to lie.
If your combine asked you to get involved, would you?
Who?
The NFL Combine.
That's where you're losing money.
They keep you up to 1, 2 o'clock in the morning
if you're a top pick, and then ask you to wake up
at 4 o'clock, take a pitch test, and then I'll ask you to go out
and work out.
Go fuck yourself.
I'll see you at my school when I wake up at 8 o'clock
nice and fresh, ready to go as a daisy.
So the difference between
Sador Sanders and Fernando Mendoza's not doing that.
And what thing you think about that?
What do you think?
Once white and one's black.
Once Cuban and one's black.
What Cuban you know that don't consider himself white.
Hey, relax.
I'm cute.
Cuban, you know.
A hundred y'all's way of Cuban look like white boy, right?
50 y'all's way of Cuban look like whiteboard, right?
You know what you don't know.
Like Marco Rubio.
I don't meet those, man.
I don't know.
I don't speak no Spanish.
Trust me.
Y'all have assimilated.
You know this.
Y'all are even going closer to Trump now, even worse.
Not me.
No, no, no.
We talk about Cuba's.
I'm not talking about you.
No, no, brother.
Let me.
No, I don't you say.
I know what you said.
I know what you said.
Right.
Of that patting the ball.
Right.
Getting ready to throw.
Right.
Because what you should do it, it was a hitch.
With Mendoza, he's getting ready to fire.
You're right.
I just want to know when the last time you trusted the Cuban with a football game.
Never.
But not 6'5
Not being 6'5 after winning the national championship in the Heisman.
What?
Not being 6'5 after winning the national championship in the Heisman.
Oh, so you're not feeling in the door.
Is that what we're talking about?
Not even close.
Not even close.
You're not feeling them.
Not even close.
What do you think about Kurtz's football?
One thing I know about Big Ten football, it's not fast.
That's why Ohio State and the receivers look like they're looking at a Big Ten.
Right, right.
Because they come grabbing from Florida, Santonio Holmes and all the more in Florida.
They go up there and they're running their football.
that motherfuckering bluegrass, they got up there in Michigan.
So you don't think he's going to be able to hand?
No.
No.
No.
He asked me a question.
He asked me a question.
And I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I,
don't know, I'm going to go to the White House.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
But, but, but, but, now you got to go to work.
And he understands that.
Tom Brady can't help you.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Tom Brady was a feeble little motherfucker.
that came out of Michigan that looked like he was going to have the shit.
Right. So isn't that something that irrelevant?
Right.
With the same conference status of it.
What?
He's going to pay him up?
He's going to build him up.
Hey.
You packed yourself out of a lot of shit, but sometimes you ain't got what it's in inside you.
There's two type of men in this world.
One that say I can and when they say I can't.
They both are right.
Amen.
And we're talking.
They both are right.
And we're talking football.
And football will beat your ass out fast.
I hope and don't does good.
You know what the NFL's down for?
Not for long.
Not for us.
Get your ass here.
Get your ass out.
When I came in the league,
the average career was 3.7 years long.
When I left 13 years later, it was 3 flat.
Yeah.
What the hell to happen to that 0.7?
Oh, no.
Because we have a crop in the scouting department
that has to say that I'm going to pick the next great one.
Mm-hmm.
You just regular.
You just regular.
You just regular.
You're just regular. I'm looking for something special.
Is that brand name?
marketing or just finish three times last
No, it's just what it is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Biggie Smalls or Biggie Smalls?
Okay.
What was your Biggie story you said you had?
Luther Campbell and me birthday is a three, four days apart.
Shout out to him.
No, three days.
19 and the 22nd.
No, 23rd.
He's 23rd.
I'm the defensive player of the year, all this shit going on, whatever.
So he calls me, kill your ass over to the house.
We hang it out today.
I don't give a damn.
I say, you know if I'm coming up?
Yeah, yeah, bring your shit with you because I'm smoking.
I'm like, I don't go to where I'm birthday.
So we get over this motherfucker.
And this light-skinned blue-eyed Puerto Rican named D is there.
They're her two friends.
And Lucet, I got something for you for your birthday.
I'm so many day.
That's a big day.
Nice.
So my man Caesar's there that taught me how to play the defensive tackle.
from the university. He's from Jersey.
He's staunch.
So,
Luke come in, yeah.
Yo, go get the motherfuckers
out of the front. It's Biggie,
Lucy's,
Colt Jr. Mafia.
Wow.
Mind you, I'm on the couch
with these streets smoking blood,
and I'll be attacked.
Right.
I mean, all over me.
So these motherfuckers walk in,
Luke like, no, no, no,
out here, out here, he's doing whatever he's doing.
Come on, come on, come on.
Because they're smoking, too.
And he said, y'all don't smoke,
he smoked, y'all smoke.
Y'all smoked that staking stuff.
He smoked smell alright.
You don't smoke a Crip.
Right.
Right.
Crip.
Cripp.
Cripp.
I'm not.
You know.
They were on a high girl.
He lost.
Dude.
What?
I'm asking.
I'm telling you the story.
Just listen.
You might learn.
So, so, so, so.
So they all go on the bouts.
They're smoking or whatever.
So big come back in.
Big say, yo, big man.
I see, yo, what's up, baby.
I'll be.
I'll be in tight about three chicks.
He said, you mind the, like a pig one.
What you want me to do, pick?
I got a heavy dish.
You pick it.
I'm going to be in the room.
You send me one.
So he walks to the bedroom.
Three chicks looking at me, I'm like,
what, y'all want me to direct y'all to go do whatever big.
He's like, I got him.
She jumped up, did him up.
We, like, that's 94, 95, and 6, 97.
He's at Tallahassee, the Capulow.
Right.
up in the Capulowal. I'm a can't.
We go to Capulah. My Florida State dudes, Derek Brooks,
Derek Alexander, Tadrick McIntosh, all them up there,
Samarry Roll, all I'm up there.
You, self, we can't get in. I said, oh, I'm getting in.
I said, I guarantee you.
You're telling me, big and small van coming through this road right here,
going through this gate, they're like, yeah, I guarantee you he stopped that
vetted and he let us hear.
I'll have my life on it.
I'm standing there, dog, and this big white van comes.
about and they got ready to turn that bitch,
Biggie beat on the winter,
yo, big man right there.
I see.
I'm telling you, dog.
These dick was like,
yo, when you know that?
I ain't, this first time I ever told the story.
I ain't even tell it that day.
I said, I just knew him.
I ain't never even told it that day.
He was like, yo, big man.
He was like, yo, I know.
I'm way outside in my area right now.
I can't help you.
He was like, yo, no, no, no.
Some good people.
I'm like, yeah, it's nine colleges up here.
shit be good.
So we just,
we up there on the stage
about the way to
don't.
I'm bumping the DJ booth
spinning and knocking
the record off
and not giving the damn
telling him
what you're going to do about it.
Trust me.
Been big.
I'm good with big.
I got a better story.
I'm on tiny chat one night
with Dofat.
Okay.
Tiny chat.
Yeah.
12 people on the screen.
Okay.
We're having an ad-shaped contest.
You know Dofat, right?
No.
A producer?
Uh-uh.
Dofat did.
D'Dak.
D'Fat has a 12 tiny chat, and I just fell into this from some chicks in Houston that I've met.
And I'm flying from Florida to L.A., LA, to New York going to do in the inside of the NFL.
I got the worst schedule ever.
And I'm on East Coast, but I'm on West Coast, so I don't sleep much.
It doesn't matter.
So I'm on here with them, whatever.
Rich Eisen has 55,000 followers on Twitter, because I'm that far behind him.
I got like 15,000.
I'm like 40 behind him.
Like a whole Brooklyn followed me this night.
I'm in the room with Dofad.
I got the damn thing broke because, you know,
I'm working for the NFL network, and I'm rolling the blunt.
So I got the, I got the camera block.
But it says, we kill it at the corner.
He's like, yo, man, let me get Liseisee in here.
Like, L'C.
Like, my little Cs is?
Biggie L'A's?
So I'm rolling fast.
Like, let me roll this bitch up.
Hit this blood a couple times so I can get all this motherfucker
and pull this bitch off.
So La Cese is.
that bitch talking to the dough fat, whatever.
I put the blood out, I snatched that bitch off.
I'm sitting there looking like this here.
Listen it to her.
A nigga look the same.
QB killer.
Nicky Sapp is that you?
I said, what's up, baby?
I said, yo, be loved that nigger.
Hope Brooklyn followed me, dog.
I woke up the next morning.
I had 85,000 followers, and Rich Eisen still had 55.
And I didn't know at the time that Tiny Chat actually post the link to where you're at.
Oh, shit.
Right on your feed.
I didn't know.
But I knew that I couldn't be, you know, seen doing what I'm doing, you know, with the people that I worked for.
I worked for the NFL.
So, but it was sending the link out.
Like how like Shannon Sharp got caught?
Like that.
No, no, no.
No, no.
Hold on, hold on.
You want to investigate that?
Because I got a lot of questions.
I got a lot of questions.
I'm going to leave you with this.
Yeah, go ahead.
Okay.
We ever heard that?
In the Saturdayshaugh video, we ever heard this?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
You ever heard that in that video?
Did you ever hear this in that video?
We call that hitting it, right?
Right.
If you yell at, ooh, Michelle, oh, Michelle, that means she drops.
Whoa.
Yeah.
She's doing something to you.
Oh, she's doing something to you.
Right.
Right?
Because when we're going
is right here.
There ain't no smacking going on us.
No smacking.
What you're hitting?
And why ain't she the one talking?
What was that?
So she's,
yo,
Biggie loved that,
yo,
we was in Miami Lala,
told the story.
I'm telling you,
Rich Eisen woke up the next morning
I went to work.
I mean,
I had no idea,
you know,
with this one all.
I didn't even look,
you know,
you don't follow.
You don't look at your followers.
You don't give it that.
And where it goes.
That motherfucker came up to me and was like,
where did you go last night?
I'm like, what you mean?
Where did I go?
He was like, that place.
Like what place?
He's like, you was in a room.
I'm like, oh, that's Tiny Chat.
That's the Doffat room.
You know, you had chicks on there rapping and, you know,
DJs come in, they do shake a booty contests, you know?
This is my first following about cash out.
You know, we had to send cash out to the chick that
won the Shake a Booty contest for a couple hundred dollars.
We had to send her money, so, you know, I thought about that.
So we was in there jacking around and all of a sudden,
Came in a big one like, yo, Biggie loved him.
That's my man, yo, God.
My Twitter took off.
Went past Rich Island and Richieffle.
I was like, you just passed me and Twitter followers.
I'm like, what you mean?
I look, I'm like, ooh, 30,000 up on you.
And I went to bed.
I was 40 behind him.
Wow.
I was 15, and he was at like 45, 55.
85.
85.
I was 30.
Oh, I was laughing at it.
I was tripping because he didn't want.
that made me get to Twitter.
He was like, if you're going to work here,
you got to help me with this Twitter thing.
We got to bring views to the network.
Because we weren't in New York.
So we snatched like 20% of ESPN viewers in the first year.
Yeah, we were working.
Yeah, we were working.
Yeah, we were working.
Let's get to the next one.
Come on.
Bucks or Raiders.
Vote.
Okay.
Dollar.
Okay.
Come on.
Come on.
NWA or Wu-Tang?
gonna pick the bucks my bad no no you could always fly b o by ship in my car on my house flying both
flags and if you fuck with me i will flip your ass upside guy there's only four flags fly on my shit
the parker blue daughters my high school them canes raiders bucks i like the way said them canes
damn right mike says to you i say them canes that's my if i'm on a boat that's the four flags
that fly with me okay i love n wu-a wutan
NWA
them New York ass niggins
that cream I understand
I love
I love I love red
I love in math
but you know
Well
New York and Florida
have always had a love
of hate relationship
Y'all they never dig
out of music
like trick that
he gets no play
up that JT money
Poison Klan got no play
he
he probably hate
he far a hate
motherfucking jam pony
called Jamponi
Jets
because DJ Clue does
the shit
the niggins hate Clue talking
over the beat
You know what that's Jay Porter?
We at Jam Porty.
Y'all got DJ Clue.
Okay, okay.
Okay.
Oh, ghetto style.
Getto-style DJ, that's Luke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, baby.
Come on, okay.
You from Miami?
Yeah.
Oh, shit, you're Cuban, that's right.
Oh, no, it's not a bad thing.
I love all my Cuban brothers,
but it's just a side of them
that's down there playing chess in the park.
I don't want nobody else here.
The life is too long to play.
That's why they don't want to.
I'm going to skip one, but y'all can grab this one.
But Pitbull or Florida?
Florida.
Okay.
If football had me in the song.
But Pitbull has a problem because I wasn't born and raised in the county of day.
I was born in orange, but I was raised in day.
Yeah, yeah.
But the song is born and raised in the county of day.
I'm not.
and I'm in the fucking drum.
I don't fuck that way.
My part is when he says that, right?
When we come out in that part, my whole crew.
And I ain't born, no, I was raising date, but I was born in Owens.
I'm on Orlando.
I'm 4-7.
I came here and trust me.
I got man-loving date.
I tell them all the time, I was born and owns, but I was raising date.
My 18 and 22 years was fucking...
And that time you were here was...
Oh, it was everything, nigg.
We raised South Beach.
You remember Nicky Beach,
Nicky Beach going right now?
They were that bullshit.
It was that bullshit.
Yeah.
Penrodge.
Pinrodrods.
That was the shit.
Yeah.
That was the first Friday.
But we were gone.
Daddy the Cheetah?
First Friday.
Hell yeah.
Lewis Oliver?
Remember Luke?
Come on.
Fis Street.
Come on.
Come on.
You are still getting it done out here.
Who?
Lewis Oliver.
Oh, Louis Oliver.
He's all right.
He's running with Mike.
He's a headline.
He OG.
Yeah, yeah, he is.
So, um,
go back to Ed James or Marshall?
Oh,
Ed James James.
Shit.
That about when you're ready to drink,
both.
Let's go.
Shit.
I got my Florida ball from a bolley and my dog
that I body slammed this.
That's my golf and buddy
and by NFL network,
Padre.
We started game day morning together.
Mm.
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Just a little bit bigger hips, wider.
This is a podcast.
We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
With all the snacks and drinks.
Sidebar.
Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer?
Oh, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
Do you want a white color or something here?
Just take it.
What are y'all doing?
Microphones?
Are you making a rap album?
Oh, I would.
Come on.
I would buy it.
Cut through the defense like a.
Hot knife through sponge cake.
That sounds delicious.
Oh, you're lucky.
I'm not a drug addict.
You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic.
You are.
I'm lucky I'm not a killer.
I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on.
Oh.
Listen to soccer moms on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Be it up at, we used to show up at the job at five in the morning, get makeup, and be on the set at six.
It was just me, him, and SpiroD's.
It was so animated between me and him.
The producer Kato was like, yo, are y'all too serious?
He's like, what?
He's like, I could have swore y'all about to fight out here.
Why should look at me?
I'm like, uh-uh.
I'm like, dude, that ain't the passion you want.
We think y'all too about to fight.
I say, that's got to be good TV because everybody at home has to be thinking that, too.
being here like to you close to fight
because he'd been to go play golf after this
and I'm going to get my blood
and watch the fucking football games
what the fuck he's talking about
there's no way in hell
we finished
no way hell I woke up at 5 fucking 4 o'clock
breast my teeth at 420
and every morning I would tweet
time to make the donuts at 420
you go back and look at my tweets
every night every 420 in the morning
I was like tired to make the donut
because it was the only time that 420 hit on my clock
that I wouldn't hit a blood
because I had to be sober to go in there
and talk that shit with him
Because he, that son of a bitch.
Boy, you're talking about a football mind?
I had to be on my game, dog.
I used to watch Saturday night live just to be ready for Marshall in the morning.
Wow.
That's a son of a bitch, boy.
You know he taught Peyton Manning the protection of this shit in his first year.
No.
He was helping him with it.
Yo, you can't.
I didn't think he could get there.
That's what Peyton used to tell him.
Payton has the most interception as a rookie.
Right.
Throw that ball.
I ain't think he'd get there.
Marshall says about week six, he looked at him and say,
They can always get there.
He kept saying.
I didn't think he could get there.
Dude, they can always get there.
You're going to need to throw that ball earlier and Lwada.
They can get there.
He's that.
He's the head coach at Southern University right now.
We got to go make a visit.
We got to go down there nowhere.
I'm going to say, come.
Oh, yeah.
We got, boy, you like, you like Norland's food?
New Orleans food?
Yeah, hell of it.
That's the greatest place on earth to eat other than a shamran.
I like gumbo without the, without the pork in it.
This is a good one.
You're raised on the pork.
Now you're going to turn your back on that.
Raised on the horse.
Raised on the horse.
Now you're going to turn your back.
You're going to turn your back.
God made it out of a braided.
Raised on the horse.
I told your mother had that canned pork in that house, boy.
And that rated cheese.
You had that brown box of cheese that made the greatest grilled cheese on earth.
But, boy, you never cut that bitch even.
And then my break back memories for you.
Come on.
Isaac Ruth.
Bruce, Marvin Harrison.
Both.
Let's drink.
Oh, let's do it.
Let's do it.
Let's do it.
And they both were to see us.
You said that was.
Top of the top.
You said Marlinson and.
Yeah, and both of them hold gold jackets.
Ike groups.
Ike Bruce from right up here at Dillon High School.
Ike Bruce from right up here at Dillin High School.
Bruce cut a hole in our ass in 1993 playing for Memphis.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, Dillon High School right here.
Yeah, Ike Bruce, the Reverend, the good Reverend.
The good Reverend.
I cannot not take the good Reverend.
Man, I got the good Reverend on speed down.
And Marvin and me was in the Big East together.
Indianapolis Coast.
I mean, Marvin had the NFL record with 143 receptions in a season for a long time.
Shit.
All right, guys.
And never switched sides.
Him and Reggie.
The Richard was left, he was right.
They never switched sides.
Yeah, never switch size.
Kodak or 21 Savage?
Well, I would take the Florida ball over to the European, so I ain't got a drink.
Y'all got me now.
I'm not a drinker.
My name is Warren.
My drug or choice in marijuana.
Kodak.
I was going to drink for Kodak anyways.
Okay.
No, both you got a drink.
I know the rules.
This is the last one quick time.
I'm going to go back into the interview.
you.
Loyalty or respect.
Yeah, let me just pour you that shot.
Oh, you're going to need it with that one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know you're going to need it.
You know the type of man I am.
You already know the type of man I am.
Loyalty and respect.
All right, both.
No, left hand.
Come out.
Okay.
Sal-Lew you got to do with the left hand.
Left, left.
Oh, left.
Left hand.
Billion that told me left hand.
I like that.
And 11.
11.
11, yeah.
And you made a lot of them.
I hate what the motherfuckers.
I hate what the motherfuckers.
You might listen to him.
What I got to lose is like that.
like praying. If I get down hell waiting, oh, well.
And if I get there's some wings and angels are waiting, oh, well.
Now, this, uh, there's a video of you.
Oh, shit.
That's not bad already.
No, no, no, taking a, uh, I believe it's a swordfish.
Oh.
And you take, you swimmer with it.
You swimmer all the way down.
You wrestling it?
Mm-mm, I'll short tea.
Yeah.
It's called a selfie with a sale.
And this shit.
ain't AI at all.
No, this is not AI.
I'll show you the picture before it.
Right.
It's one before.
Hold on.
I think it's in sat fishing.
Oh,
people say that.
I'm listening.
800 to 1,000 to 1,000.
No, no, no.
No, it wasn't that big.
He wasn't that big.
And it was a sort of.
There's a pre-pitcher.
Or Sam Fish.
Right before.
There it is.
Wow.
See, there it is.
There it is.
I just caught it at the right time.
Wow.
It just, it just,
Yeah, it is.
Because this is the one right before
when I was going down with it, see?
You're snorkeling or scuba?
No.
You see the stick in my hand?
I got the GoPro stick in my hand, see?
Oh, no.
You're getting that.
This is years ago.
Yeah, this is in 2019.
But it's like you just redive and what are you doing?
It's my birthday.
No, listen.
December 19, 2019, yeah.
Yeah.
You grabbed it?
No, no, no, no.
I catch it.
He wants to know because he's trying.
He wants to try.
He wants to try.
He wants to try.
them through it, if it's hate you to
let me shut up and let me talk.
It's a beautiful thing.
It's a typical barbershop.
The barbershop will ask you a question
and never let you answer.
All right.
We catch it.
Getting up by the boat,
he grabs it.
My man Burrow.
What up Burrow.
Burrow takes it off,
gets in the water with him
and does circles with him
and calms him down.
I can show you my old lady.
She caught a,
Monster, big ass one.
You don't want a monster-ass fish.
And then she went, and I went,
you're going to let him get in the water with your fish?
And she was like, no.
I'm like, you're going to let him get in the water with your fish?
And I got a video of her going out into the water,
but nobody took me going out into the water.
I'm fake.
My resume is what it is.
You're going to get him.
You're going to catch me in a lot.
You're going to catch me in a lot.
No, my lady did it first.
Because I always put the lady up first to kiss the fish, so she's satisfied.
I'm good.
I've been a good boyfriend.
You know what I'm saying?
That type of shit.
I'll keep my coverage.
She's happy now.
She got in the water with it.
She got pictures with it.
Now I can have my whole day because she's going to back up and let me fish now.
So when I caught mine, he did that.
I jumped in the water with that motherfucker I grabbed a fucking GoPro and everything.
I'm going to release this bitch.
And I got that picture.
Yeah, I did it myself.
She has her.
Can I snow?
Yeah, no, you go through that.
Ain't nothing.
And watch you.
That's her going right now, see?
Sonny about to put his contact in your phone.
No, no, no.
I said, you go on?
I said, you gotta go.
He and the feet.
My dude, no, this is in Costa Rica.
You see how flat it is?
The water on a movement, Costa Rica.
That's that food a vida.
That's the good a vida, baby.
That's a pure vida, baby.
You come back, you keep saying.
gets you some pool in Tampa, if you want.
A little tarpah over at the Skyway Bridge.
That's just the Tampa.
But they're already, get you some pool.
Pooled on the loose.
I don't know, man.
You don't eat the selfish.
We get the Mahi, Mahi, and the tuna
and all the shit that is edible,
or we eat on the boat?
All day.
Another was slovy.
Yeah.
Well, hold on.
Come on.
Because I heard that you also went lobster.
Oh, that's my shit.
And, um, a shark bitch?
He proud of that shit.
Yeah, because I was...
What kind of shark was it?
It was a damn, all right.
No, that ain't shit, bro.
It was a, it was a shark.
No, a shark is a shark no matter what.
What are you, dog?
No, no, no, no, but you ain't going to do you this.
You know how they're supposed?
Yeah.
I want to know I mean a snap seat guy talking to that shit.
No, I thought he bit you.
Yeah.
He ate shit.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
What I happened was, we didn't.
Yeah.
I went long sleeves.
And I thought he bit you in the ass.
He bit you in the arm?
No, no.
Yeah.
Okay, all right.
All right.
I was watching.
And when we dropped down,
You can see their tentacles stinking out of the water.
I got video of it.
Oh, shit.
That's something else.
And when I went down, they dropped.
When you get there, they drop down.
I said, oh, shit.
So I reached underneath, and I felt something soft.
I'm like, what the fuck?
And I looked, and the fin came up.
And I said, this bitch.
And it's like four nice lobsters in there.
Okay.
But I can't stick my hand in there with his ass though.
What?
So I came out with the bright-ass I did.
I'm going to snatch it.
ass out of here.
So I snatched him out of this bitch.
He about that long.
He came out and he went to going.
Now, I don't know what made me do this,
but I had my GoPro.
I ain't have my GoPro.
I grabbed him by the tail.
He's a full motherfucking extension.
I'm like,
this is so cool.
I'm a black man down 30 people.
You're having a goddamn show.
No, no, no, I'm a black man down 30 feet grabbing the goddamn shot.
And you were in scuba or you were in hookah?
No, I had the hookah.
The hookah?
The hookah?
Okay, okay, okay.
We took it over the side.
Okay, okay, okay.
You can stay down there and get the lobster.
Okay.
So this motherfucker going.
I'm like, yeah, this is cool.
So I look up and J.C., my little partner, I show him to you, me and me and I'm
a little, I'm still in the old, right?
A young, 12, like, 12 year old, right?
Yeah, yeah, okay.
He's like, yeah, okay.
He like, yeah, ooh!
He like, I was like, yeah, right?
And I turned back
and I turned back, turn it back
curling this body to bite me.
And the only thing to save me
was my shirt right there.
You see?
My shirt is right on it.
My luck's clear.
Wow.
So when I read that,
he was biting and I snatched away.
From the, you know,
you know, you know,
you know if you slit your wrist right here,
you die, right?
Oh, shit.
That's the way he's biting.
Wow.
Right off my vein.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That bitch got raised the sharp teeth,
and he's a president.
Yeah, he was on the attack.
He was on an attack by a six foot two, three hundred pounds
a little that he'd know.
So he turned to defend himself
and I was smart enough to go, whoa!
And that was the only thing to save him, man,
I wrapped that bitch up in some electric black tape
and went back for a couple more lawsuits.
Sonny, what would you have done in that situation?
No, but if I, if it was beat and that shit that bit me,
I would have just went like this and this.
He waited to be saved
He waiting to be saved
Now also
You know you can't swim them
Yeah, yeah
You can't tell
You can't swim
I know I saw your reaction
To him
I know he can't swim
You can't swim
You can tell a man
A lot about a man
When he tells a story
You can't swim
I got it
I got you
You can't swim
You're like Keisha
We're in the backyard
For a pool part
Four-foot pool, wouldn't get in the pool.
Change your fucking smoking jacket like it was you having or something.
In here?
What the fuck you doing, man?
Changing a fucking smoking coach.
You don't even smoke.
You don't even smoke.
He changed the smoking coach and shit.
Like, you're helping at the party.
Yeah, that's hilarious.
That's my guy.
All right, but now you also do fishing.
Now, that's different from deep...
What does that consider it?
Deep Sea diving, what you do right there?
That was fishing.
That's...
When I decided to jump in the water,
because he doesn't come to fish down and take pictures.
Not the lobster when he was going with...
So I thought that was like two different things.
Like when you school...
When I go spearfishing,
they're going to kill lionfish,
which is invasive to Florida.
They're eating a wreaths.
That's why I'm going to do it.
It's legal...
No, no.
It's like iguanas and mosquito ducks.
Right. It's a league league...
No, you can drive down the road
with your golf cart
with an air pistol that's 25 or 30 caliber
and shoot all those ducks or iguanas
everywhere you see them.
Wow.
Everywhere.
There's nobody about...
You ain't seen the dude that got...
Oh, you want to see the iguana on the grill?
Dude got caught with a gun by school?
I told you, I told you they got a guana barbecue grill.
You want to see the iguana on the grill?
You're the iguana guy?
You eat iguana?
Oh, my God.
Do you eat the water?
Sweet chicken.
No.
Wait.
The way you look.
Say it is wild right now.
No way.
Sweet chicken.
I'm telling you.
Yo, I'm telling you.
You got to invite us for iguana talk for all these days.
Yeah.
Sweet chicken.
I eat the eggs and everything.
I'm gonna get y'all.
Y'all be floated niggins in no time.
Yeah.
You need iguana.
And that's like, one of the few sauce.
I eat your black ass.
You can't get me in the grid.
Hold on.
Let's do a couple more shots.
Come on.
Come on.
I got another one for you.
You know, MacDowl?
Hey, MacDohm,
the M-Steem file serving human fucking fuck.
Wait, what?
No, that's real.
For real?
My daughter read that shit come in.
Because, you know, when I was growing up, the Big Mac was the thing.
Two-all-Baddy-Patty's sauce of the cheap.
You ever heard of the ghetto Big Mac?
No.
A double-quarter pounder minus the onions and Big Mac sauce.
It's three times the meat and a third of the bread.
What the hell of that shit?
Double-quarter pounder, take the silver onions off and add Mac sauce.
The ghetto Big Macs off.
It ain't got that look.
I have to go back to the Epstein father's part of this.
No, my daughter, so she knew I ate this because that was my, like, fix.
That was your thing, right?
That was my fix.
Because I found out that the fucking Chick-fil-A sandwich got a plus hundred ingredients in that.
Holy fuck, you're a lot.
And we thought that was holier than God.
What?
They were so consistent, right?
Wait a minute.
Y'all heard my feelings.
You didn't know Chick-Pillet had with a hundred ingredients in the Chick-Pillet sandwich?
No, I did.
It's 33 in the sandwich.
It's another 20-something in the fries.
in full box.
And you know they're like a super
shit.
Yeah.
And, and, and, uh,
they're not even open on Sunday, right?
Yeah.
Bays some petroleum.
Yeah.
The food is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, no.
No, no.
No, I'm gonna see you some shit.
You don't stop eating a bunch of shit.
You need gummy beer?
No, no.
I mean, gummy, gummy weed beers.
What?
I mean, gummy,
gummy,
gummy, no.
No, no.
You're regular.
You're about regular gummy beers.
That has broke shit.
No.
Okay.
But the McDonald's is in the Epstein files.
Yes.
I'm gonna get my daughter sent to you.
You know about Soiling Green?
Who?
Soiling Green.
What's Soling?
I'll tell you later.
This is a longer story.
It's a movie that predicts.
All right.
I'll tell you later.
Well, the whole thing is the tobacco companies took over to food companies.
And the tobacco companies for years would lie to you about the rat poison they put in the cigarettes.
Yeah.
And they didn't bought the food companies now.
And what they're doing is synthetically, synthetically engineering food.
Wow.
Whenever you go and you order salmon, you ask you.
some where to fuck that salmon come from.
And if they tell you that agriculture shit,
do not eat it. It never had scales, it never touched.
And they died.
It was engineered.
They were engineered.
They got to pull your shots.
I got to put it.
But why you got to do this shit to me every time?
You get tired, though.
Hey, Teddy, Beez.
They're testing.
Everybody didn't say shop on me.
Like, you, I love you, dog, but you're out of control.
I'm already to say Saq on San Francisco.
So he's like, yo, E, man.
They touch you.
Touch of beauty.
I don't know what he's saying.
Listen, guys.
I don't know if I should give you a shot, but I'll give him.
I don't know if I want it.
But anyway, the food now.
So just check my Instagram.
Me and my dude about to do a subway,
subway with the sandwich, and watch out it doesn't deteriorate.
Wait, wait, what do you mean?
Oh, just like they did with the McDonald's.
It doesn't deteriorate.
It doesn't move.
It's not food.
Yeah.
Subway uses a mass.
It doesn't rock.
It doesn't rock.
It doesn't rock.
a mat that's using yoga mats and shoes
and it's banned in Europe. If you use it in Europe, you would get a $450,000
fine and your business will have to close for 10 years. We're eating petroleum.
We're eating everything. Do you know Doritos catch on fire?
I love Doritos. You know they catch on fire?
Oreo. You should not do it.
Oreo. No, Oreos won't, boy. You put a flame on dough.
Oreos will not do shit. It won't do anything shit. It won't move.
But Oreos is vegan, right? No, but it's not a cooking.
It's vegan.
It's vegan because it's not me, but it's not human.
My son had a gluten allergy.
Way back in fucking 2005, six, seven, and eight.
Oh, my God, it was the worst fucking four years of my life.
No one was doing gluten-free shit.
I went to subway.
This is why I have a fucking bright with subway.
I went to subway because I had met one of the executives.
It's not Jared.
Fuck Jared.
No, I don't even know.
Jared.
That motherfucker, fuck, my kid.
They're in a white pedophile.
They got little dicks, so they need a kid.
That's all it is.
I mean, stop.
They want to change the marriage age in Tennessee, Florida,
and all this to 14.
It's crazy.
They're doing a bunch of crazy shit.
I'm on a whole other level,
but the whole thing about it is,
it's just...
The glue thing you said.
No, no.
I was passing it, taking them to school,
coming back home.
And my son wanted an Italian every day.
So I went to the subway people.
or can you get me gluten-free bread?
I will buy it.
I will pay for a loaf,
whatever, 12, 20-4, gluten-free,
whatever he don't eat, throw it the fuck away.
I'll buy another one next week because he wants this.
I didn't even know it was processed meat.
But then I found out about the yoga mat.
Oh, it was on.
It was on at that point because I actually knew the dude
who actually supplied the bread.
Scott Devon, he's up in Michigan.
He's a friend of mine.
And I told him, I said, dude, you got to take that out.
He said, I can't.
I said, what do you mean?
He said, how do I ship it?
I said, I thought bread was made fresh in subway.
There's only four ingredients you need to make bread.
But that bread is going to be dead in 24 hours.
Anything worth eating is going to rock quickly.
Cuban bread.
Yeah, man, you're talking about.
It was my son.
It was my son.
So when you're talking about your child, there's nothing you won't do.
All right.
Light of note.
Okay.
Let a note.
Like, no.
Give me one of them.
You mentioned before, Bean.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
I got old school lungs.
I got old school lungs.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you guys are like my gravity here, man.
I thought about this before I came here to see.
How about, what do you think about this Mount Rushmore of Warren's?
Warren.
Warren Beatty?
Warren Buffett
Stop
Warren Moon
Stop
You ain't
You ain't star
With Warren Moon
78,000
Professional Passing Y'all
Six Great Club
You can order before they switch
No no six great
Cup titles in Canada
Yes
1978 he won the Rose Bowl
No no no listen to me
Listen to me listen to me
You don't know this
1978, he won the Rose Bowl
for the Washington Huskies.
Yes.
The NFL would not let him in.
And he's a prototypical
non-run pocket passer.
78,000 professional yards.
78,000 yards.
God, dad.
That's my dog.
From 1 to 99, Warren Cup.
So, Warren Beatty and Warren Buffet?
I'll do Warren Beatty and Warren Buffet.
I'll do Warren Beatty because I like his movies.
Warren Buffet can go to hell.
All right, so we keep it at three.
Warren Bady.
When Warren Buffett, Warren Sapp the second,
it's a Warren C.
But don't Warren Buffett eat McDonald's every day?
I didn't say Warren Buffett in my great.
I didn't say Warren Buffett in my group?
No, no, no.
I said Warren Buffett.
They never came to the hood and didn't have nobody, did he?
I definitely don't know about it.
I said, no way, I got an investment for you.
Bring some brothers with you, right?
Definitely not.
Never.
But I know the Donald can sue do business with him.
Ooh.
Yeah.
I don't know how.
How?
First generation African.
What?
What's the connection here?
They go to Nebraska together?
I don't know.
I thought you talking about when he said,
I'll tell you about the dude with the fake girlfriend.
Oh, Mantonoh.
Yeah, yeah.
He's good TV.
That's why the NFL network had him on that.
Okay.
Because there's a bunch of people,
the dude that had a fake girlfriend,
Matt Tateo.
That's stupid.
Yeah.
Okay.
So.
Then we got FaceTime and WhatsApp video.
Okay.
out of here.
So,
you're never
going to get me
with that shit.
He said,
where you are?
Oh,
no.
Did he lose
his NFL deal
and all that
because of
he was...
No, he did lose it.
He did not.
Oh, he did not?
It was a scandal
and then they went,
eh, he got food.
Yeah.
No, he didn't.
They wanted,
they wanted it.
They wanted.
How can I trust you on defense?
They gave a past.
They gave a past.
You know how to it.
It's called a little white life.
For a reason.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
It's called a little white lie for a reason.
No, it's a, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, they get to tell the law.
Now,
now Snoop got a little league football team.
Luke got the Liberty Optimist.
No, Luke's gone.
Lou's right now doing the Congressman in the 20th District.
We got to go out and support it, brother.
Because what they've done now with the redistricting is they put
on Debbie Watchman Shultz versus another dude.
Right.
So Devi Marshall & Schultz might move over to the 20th District and go up against Luther.
Because the girl that was there and the thing got convicted for some corruption and some money loans, some different shit like that.
So Luke is the only legitimate cabinet date right now.
So we got to look up.
We got to look up.
We got to look up.
Yeah, we got to look up for it.
We support.
Huh?
With the redistricting.
With the redistricting in the lines they're going to draw?
Yeah.
They got Debbie Watson and Schultz.
because another prominent Democrat.
And they got to go against each other.
And Luke is the only one in the 20th district
because the girl that ran got indicted.
Right.
So, Debbie Washington, Schult might move and say,
I'm going to do the 20th district, and it's a black district.
No point.
Because I like to see.
I'm on it.
Trust me.
I'm on it.
I'd like to see Luke Wood.
That's just me.
Hell yeah.
Okay.
We all would like to see an inmate run here.
Because we know Luke ain't going to be correct by nobody coming here to tell you.
I got some money for you.
That's the shit.
We need somebody that's going to represent the people
on a level that's for the people and by the people.
Come on.
Go ahead, Paul.
So being an NFL veteran, legend,
how do you feel about the movie portrayal of the NFL's?
How do you think about any given Sunday?
Concussion?
Concussion, the program, and Wildcats.
All right.
I throw Wildcats in their cousin.
No, no, no, I got you.
I got you, baby.
I've seen all this.
That's a lot.
I love varsity blues.
Good one.
With John Voight.
You want to see Twitter,
you want to see Twitter's new end zone dance?
Right.
You know what it's called?
Tweeter's new end zone dance.
Right.
Like he would.
Listen, that, that's mythical good shit.
Y'all remember players on ESPN?
No, no.
You know, not.
I remember players on ESPN.
When the little white receiver was going down the tunnel and decided he was going to go over to the side and do some meth right there on this way out.
You all remember that?
I don't remember that.
Oh, no fucking way y'all don't remember this.
Go look this up.
I'm telling you, ESPN was all in with this.
You see my man over there now?
Listen, ESPN was all into this.
We're going to show some real risque right on the air shit.
When that motherfucker hit that hit that crystal metal.
in that tunnel.
Wow.
I don't know who from the NFL
called, but that shit went off the air.
Instantly.
That's why we didn't see it.
Let's get it.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me teach you our TV works.
They give you a premiere.
You get your ass in at the premiere,
then you watch it.
And then when they cut it off, you're there.
Right.
But the rest of the world, that's what I'm talking about.
You know what I like that question.
But also, I want to throw in,
there, ballers.
You ever seen ballers?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have, obviously, I know you,
I know Mike Big, I know,
Ray Lewis.
College is doing this.
Yeah.
That is the one step up above.
No, no, no.
When he says back, he means
John, DeWayne Johnson.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no.
And I watched it.
He's the agent.
Right.
That's the Jew Rosenhouse.
Okay, wow.
It's one step above players
where it ain't degrading them,
making them look like dope heads and the other shit.
That's what I thought.
I thought it was good.
They moved it up.
They moved it up.
They took it from that to something we can sell you on your watch.
Right, right.
Because that player shit, you got to go back.
That player shit was bad.
Yeah.
Boy, I'm like, ESPN cannot be a part of this.
Because I was a player there.
Right.
I was at the end of mine, but I was still a player.
I'm like, that shit here is crazy.
Right.
But I can deal with Dewey and the balls.
Right.
No, doing the ballers was, that was basically, that was basically
the ball of story because he knew Drew.
he knew Drew's story from being around all of his kings.
See, other than those, that movies and the players, what you said,
like, for me, that was, like, ballers for me was, like, in real time.
Like, it was, like, in real time.
Like, and I was seeing it.
Yeah, yeah.
You know, they said they didn't continue the seasons on ballard because when they got
to the owners making a decision of...
Too much truth.
Too much truth.
Because...
They even had Jerry Jones in there denying...
Too much truth.
The right.
Too much true.
But Garag had spoke to actual players.
Right, right, right.
That's what Randy Marshall said.
Hold on. Let me, let me add something on to that.
That was the first time I actually got to see that people were pushing for college players to get actually paid.
It was in ballers.
Remember?
Dewey was there getting that $32 with us.
Okay.
And they were selling our jerseys at $300.
When I'm looking up there seeing $7.6 all over that, motherfucker.
I mean, it's still that of this day.
go to the fucking orange bowl of Miami, you'll see my
jersey up there. They sell
it. Wow. They got Steve
McQuire running through Notre Dame in
89, the last time we played Notre Dame,
revenge game. They selling that
shirt, and he ain't seen them dying.
Wow. So it wasn't only
happening to college players. No, they've been
50 in the NFL. Yeah.
The Ovalin boys started this shit with the EA.
Uh-huh. With the basketball.
The EA sports?
Oh, man.
Okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what we're the boys.
Ed and, uh,
tires and them boys,
they were the first one.
They're the first one to go soon.
That's what started this whole thing.
And they were like,
we watched college coaches' salaries go from $3 million to $10, $12, $15.
All right.
But the $32 still stayed.
So let me ask you, like, with us, right?
With us, as artists, we can have our album that we put
out that we don't own. Like, like, the label actually
paid for us. You signed a
contract that says you on. Yeah, but let me ask
you this. We never got a chance
to have a contract. They told us
a free education. It's all you
got. Yeah, but let me ask you. Let me ask you.
So after 25 years,
we can, that those rights
sometimes revert to us. It's 25 by 35. I forget what it is.
99. Not one me. I'm 305. So
so, so is that doesn't exist for football
players at all? Well, absolutely not. I'm asking
because, like, what don't exist? Like, um,
The revert of rights.
So, like, suppose you didn't get nothing for your...
No, that doesn't exist in that.
In 25 years?
Yeah, and I'm asking, because that's...
It's about reparations.
It's kind of bad.
Is it the new reparations?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But a lot of us old artists, we wait for that.
We wait for that 25 years.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I think that's something...
I think that's something that you...
Our deal was collectively bargained by our players' representation.
If you looked at the new thing.
In college?
No, pro.
In college, you're an amateur.
You're an amateur.
No, and I'm not even there.
I'm telling you,
to the O'Bannon Boys winning challenges,
and now that's why you're looking at $600, $800,
$800 million for the three defensive tackles
that I coach a year ago.
That's why you're looking at it.
Because if your coach makes $10 million a year,
how can you justify giving these kids $35 a weekend?
Wow.
$32.
$32.
$3.
32.
A 10, a 20, and two ones.
Period.
Wild.
I got a picture of Myrna.
I take a picture with murder every time I see it.
35 years ago, I used to run in her office every Thursday.
We were going to Rolex on Thursday,
and Miami Nights.
Studio 183.
Yeah, Studio 183.
World.
27 now.
I know what you're going to be.
With 32 bucks.
She got her hand done just to get it sweated up.
Come on, get asked me another question so I can say you both.
Hold on.
I had to go.
I'm a homeboy, Scott, who's a big fan of you.
And he has a bunch of questions, which we already asked.
But he just, and you kind of covered this with Luke,
but he wanted to know the influence of Luke when you was at the King, like that whole, that crazy era.
Luke gave us a safe place to party.
Luke gave us a safe place to talk, a safe place to be able to fan.
That's what Luke was for us.
Luke like that, like what we call Uncle now today.
You know, before, you know, no, I'm serious.
What they call Uncle now, Luke was.
Because anytime we went to Luke's on Miami Beach,
if you had your national championship rank,
even if you borrow Hartz-Col zone like me.
I borrowed Horace Copeland, because he had a laughing.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, 99 yards against Arkansas.
to do the backflip.
His 11 fit right on there before the Jerry Rice.
He fit right on my pinky.
So I don't go to the door and do it.
Lewis, that's why I'm cool with Louis Oliver.
Louis Oliver was in the line one time.
Him and Jarvis.
Travis, what's that fucking dude name?
Jarvis.
The same thing.
Yeah, him and Lewis was both at the thing.
Lewis Oliver.
Lewis in the line.
And I'm walking by Lewis.
Lewis grabbed me.
I said, what's up, baby?
Because you didn't mistake Louis Oliver.
This is my husband.
This is my husband hitting this guy of safety.
Louis Oliver, Pat Swilling, Steve Vanwater, Lynch.
That's what Lewis was.
Lewis was that.
He's talking about a super brother.
You said, man.
I got you, though.
Come on.
Well, they couldn't get in the club?
He was in the line.
Oh, he's on line.
The dolphins was getting.
The dolphins had won before I was born.
And I know you were.
I'm going to tell you two.
And you get the dolphins in the club.
I'm getting the Dolphins in the club.
Come.
No one could take it.
That's why I'm cool with Lewis to this day.
I'm like, come on.
It was one of the first Friday we were doing,
they were doing that eating rock.
Right.
And he was in a lot.
And he was in the line.
And I was going to the front.
He knew I was getting in.
He was like, yo, I'm like, come on.
It was him and Jarvis.
Whoever that other safety was.
It was 25 and 26.
They were the two safeties for the dolphin.
Tim was Charbitt's last name.
I think they actually went to Florida together, too.
Right.
But whatever.
It was.
So I got a minute we hung out.
Man, anytime I walked up to any, I never did Q's in Miami.
I ain't never did a lie.
Never.
Never.
Never.
Mike Gardner's my roommate in college.
Wow.
That's my roommate.
I got suspended my first summer because I punched this kid from Illinois from trying to
undercut Lamar Thomas.
I start receiving.
Man, I dropped him.
But I had to pay $420.
and get back in school.
So I paid, my brother gave me the money.
I paid my older brother part of that.
My brother.
My brother, your roommate too?
Ro.
Roe.
Rob, Molly.
I don't know.
I got a story with him.
This thing, hold on.
You got some dumb-ass roommates.
What's what going on here?
The movie back, Role?
Yeah.
How you know?
Hardy Nog.
He had a commercial on the buddy TV.
L-Dragall.
Dennis Harper did this commercial.
Oh, I got to show you this one.
This one.
Oh, that's a fuck.
Thomas. L.T. baby.
High T. All the Rolex Lines.
Oh, Lord.
Oh.
I'm in Miami. I'm a football for ever, that's not.
No shit. You got it on your chair.
I'm a kid. I'm a kid. Hold on. Watch this. I'm a kid.
You've never been a kid.
How old are you? Hold on. How old are you now?
52 now. Okay. You're what year? You're going to be. Go ahead. What year is this?
All right. No, I'm just saying.
We know what you're saying? I'm going to say. We know what you. I'm
I'm 52.
Rolex Lounge.
How old was you?
You was 52 back there?
No, no.
Hey,
only the Rolex with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the BIP.
Where, where, what, what, with, with, with, with a little one up top with the plastic.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm, 52.
So I don't know you right now.
Watch this.
53.
Duh, he just ain't one year older than you.
You just went through that.
Yeah.
Don't start that again.
I'm back.
I'm at Rolex lounge.
And you seen what happened?
Hi C.
No.
No.
Lamont Thomas.
No.
No.
You didn't see Horace there.
Huh?
I see Horace there.
What?
What is?
What is?
I'm not talking about.
I'm not talking about.
Harris right out of FaceTime.
I'm not talking about.
Horace Copeland was never in the Rolex.
I never mentioned it.
Horace Copeland gave me his championship rank for me to get in the club.
Orange Copeland didn't go out.
Wow.
I said, Lamont Thomas, Spencer, K. Duk, Chris T. Jones, the rest of the motherfuckers.
Yes, Lord.
This is my brother, baby.
Yeah.
We had a polo match yesterday, me and him and out shitman.
Right.
I took him to the polo match.
I said, meet me in the polo.
Where you were at?
I said, I'm around the corner.
I'm like, yeah.
I'm going to be honest with you.
You ain't have L.T.
You're 100% right.
You have a hundred percent, right?
You're 100%.
I don't even know what you're going.
You can't do one of my teammates like this.
I just heard my teammates.
I know what he cannot dispute because I was there.
You were there?
Omar Thomas.
Yeah, but Ma Thomas.
I'm saying.
You have relaxed, right?
E-Wa.
It was so many of them in there at that time.
Think about one year this had to be.
Listen, I can't make this shit out.
Right?
To finish it.
I don't know.
How old are you?
You know how to.
I'm telling you.
around with the year that.
How old were you?
We didn't hit a year.
How old were you?
Think about the year
y'all was getting done.
And then, hold on.
83, 87, 89, 91.
This is a young life.
Born to be legend as well.
Had it to be 90.
No, listen.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
And, hold on.
Yeah, that's the longest.
No, you guys.
You're all the same.
But what I was trying to pay me.
This guy.
We all invited this guy.
Bad, though.
Y'all good news.
He's a bad boy.
Y'all name.
It's okay.
It's okay.
We got five championships
in the level of Hall of Favorites.
I understand.
I totally get it.
I totally get it.
Sonny.
So where did Warren said become...
So where did Warren's sad become...
Healthy?
Where do you start riding bikes?
Where do you start running?
Five guys?
Where did you start being?
No, no, no, no, no.
I realized that all the fat old was a dead.
Say that again?
All the fat old people are dead.
Okay.
It's like jail or ill.
But you're not.
No, no, no.
I'm about to be a grandfather.
That don't make you old, though.
This is in my fifth decade on this earth.
Me too.
It was dead and gone before you're 24.
I've doubled that plus son.
So now I got three little girls.
I need to walk.
down the aisle. I can't
have McDonald's and Burger King
on my goddamn menu. No.
So did the Warren in
the Keynes era? Did the
Warren in the Keynes era? Did the Warren in the
Buccaneer? He was at the Miami
No, no, no, I'm going to tell you what I ate
at the University of Miami. You get 30
through long weekend, you get Miami's
that gyro and them fries
and that damn drink?
Never.
We used to play
magic for the fat fire.
If I beat you for
I had a jarrow
that bitch was $4 and $6.99.
Did you ever play Manning and play yourself?
No.
That's when I stopped.
Okay.
That's when I stopped.
When they started using the L1, L2 button,
I say there's too many fucking buttons.
I'm old single guy.
L2, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good shot for that.
Yeah, yeah.
If you were at hard,
you follow that thing.
If you push that C button, you follow that man.
I used to play the Chicago band.
Brad Buster and Neil, Neil Anderson,
Bridge Perry?
No, that fat bitch
that never made no players.
He won a Super Bowl.
I did too.
God damn.
Go to Grand Bar.
We all want to one.
So,
college days or pro days,
which was,
which one did you enjoy more?
College.
College is the absolute
greatest four years,
five years of your life.
And if you,
young folks, listen to me.
If you ever get an opportunity
to care you,
your ass to college, haul ass.
You hear me?
I'm talking about leave home.
Make your parents send money, do whatever you need to do.
And in the summer, don't fucking go back.
Because it's the same motherfuckers doing that same shit.
They've been doing the last 30 years.
That's true.
Get the hell out of it.
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So I'm Leanne.
Yeah.
This is my best friend Janet.
Hey.
And we have been.
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Absolutely.
Now a redacted
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Just a little bit bigger hips, wider.
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tailgate our youth soccer games in the
back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the
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Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer
instead of beer? Well, they had a bogo.
Well, then you got it.
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Oh, what are y'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap album?
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I always tell me, young folks, your life is a canvas.
paint with bold strokes
Have you ever seen a Picasso?
Yes
It looks like a fucking seven-year-old paint
That shit stick figures
Are you fucking kidding me
That's what I paid $825,000 for
Or more
That was the mold
That ain't no art
That's better
Right
Graffiti dummy is better
With the bullets and shit is better
Bass quad is better
But paint with bold strokes
So when you get finished, you might be like me,
the fifth first ballot defensive tackle
ever in the history of the NFL.
Thank you very much.
You left some shit off that resume.
Oh, I'm going to let that ride.
I'm going to let me a ride.
You know what?
And I tell people all the time after they give me the introduction,
that's the best one I've ever had.
Thank you.
You had an audience with it and everything.
I'll just stand up there and I've stopped people from introducing.
I'll do it again if you want.
No, no, no, no.
Oh, you're going to have study to it?
No.
Hold on.
I had a blick.
I'm going to...
Hold on.
You had a what?
Blip.
Blip.
Okay.
I remember the time,
because being you,
we're the same age.
No, you're not.
I remember Lamar time.
One year younger.
He's going to go good.
Got the ball stripped from in Alabama.
Freshie.
Rolex slounge back then.
He got the back of this.
I'm telling you the truth.
The real truth.
You must have got a hell of a fucking left dance that day.
No, because I was there, real serious.
They were going to tell you this.
And then Worcite is going to be able to verify.
I don't know the night they started up there.
Yeah, but you guys are.
The Thursday of the Super Bowl.
What years is this?
1996.
Yeah.
No, 95.
In the Lex?
Yes.
No way, man.
They didn't do it until the fucking Super Bowl came here.
Yeah.
It was there.
Take it that $5 a walk.
We were trying to let me see that pussy pop.
Maybe right.
And after this day, I might take you all for one-night-stance.
No, my first is showgirls.
The shoulder-lawed in there.
You're right.
You're right.
That's J-T money.
And J-T money.
Because the showgirls is in 94.
The bitch job.
$5 a walk.
Well, just to see that pussy pop.
And after this day, listen.
Let me see that pussy pop.
And after this day, I might take you a whole forward.
I ain't with no relationship, but I want to do it.
Big Bang and Steve.
Yeah.
Shake with you mom again.
No, no, no, no.
That's a difference.
When you play for you at,
when you play for you at,
I love these Cubans.
Even better.
What the hell of me to even even.
No, no, no.
Let's go.
You know my dude's got a 10,000 square foot.
I'll go with you.
Anytime you read.
I'll go with you.
Yeah, you know, I'm telling you
I got a smile.
You're just saying.
Share the God, this is a true story.
All right.
You can call high seat.
Number five, wide receiver,
Hib and LeBan Thomas is in there.
Kevin Williams?
Yes, that's number five.
That's number five.
I see 88.
Okay, my man.
Go, I'm slow down, man.
Go, go, go, go.
Get it, get it, get it.
Rollets lounge back then.
And I'm telling you.
I'm telling you, you know how they used to go into Rolex Town?
He's going down, man.
What the, they come in there with full set?
The whole jump set.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm in there.
Okay, boss.
The only people ask you out is drum dealers.
All right.
The U.N. football playing.
Thank you.
So I'm going to be a white guy.
Yeah.
I would put up.
I want you.
I want you.
I don't feel that.
But okay,
that's back then.
And I thought you can't go to.
I know what I'm talking about.
Have you brought products from this?
What is your point, sonny?
No, what's the question?
We need to say.
Are you painting a picture?
He was talking about
Lamont Thomas.
Once he mentioned,
Lamont Thomas said weird.
I was at that time.
I was at that time.
We still have heard that story.
Yeah, we're waiting.
You know what, guys?
I'm out of here.
But let me.
Let me.
Let me go out of seconds.
Something that came to me.
Something that came shocking to me.
Something.
I'm going to start.
Hold on.
So something that came shocking to me that really amaya was I heard of a
was I heard of it.
A football player had donated their brain.
And I felt like I feel like you're doing something.
Not a brain like when.
So I got you.
Oh, yeah.
The Cuccia Legacy Foundation.
Right.
Back in 2015, I was in Arizona.
And a friend of mine, Isaac, that he's one of the wild boys that do whatever he do,
up in the Hamptons, up in the, you know, do whatever.
Pink elephant.
I hung out with it a long time ago.
He brought a dude up to me.
His name was Chris Nguinsky.
He was a Harvard defensive end.
He played tackle, then he lost away he played in.
Then he went to the W.
Then he went back.
to Hartford to go do his
His brain.
To study his brain.
Exactly.
And he started the Concussion
Legacy Foundation
and he did it with
Dr. Amalou
found CTE
with Mike Webster
in Pittsburgh.
He was just the
fucking regular
Pittsburgh corner.
Is that the most of a movie?
Yes.
Dr. Amalo
was from Nigeria.
Yeah.
He was,
he stalled his courses,
was on top of his class.
They son in the Pittsburgh.
Which if you know,
In 1978, they wrote a story
It says it's the worst city
in America for a black man.
This isn't only as a black man. This is a
Nigeria. They make him the
city corner of Pittsburgh.
Nowhere, right?
Mike Webster,
the Hall of Fame Center,
rose into his office, toes
curled up like a
90-year-old man.
Hands just, I mean,
body just wrecked.
He's looking at him.
He says, he's 60?
This is a body of a 90-year-old man as my training and everything has taught me.
He says something's wrong.
I need to investigate this body.
So he goes in the body and body, he says, no, no, it's got to be in the brain because everything is in the brain.
The brain controls everything.
I even think.
Thank you.
All your reactions, all your...
No, no, he's finally on the fact.
Yeah, we got it down.
There you go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I want you.
Amalo goes into his brain and cuts it and puts layers.
He finds the tarn of the CTE, and he names it.
Chronic, the Mothas, whatever it is.
So he discovers.
He names it.
Chronic, the phopha, epilepsy, or whatever it is.
But it's a tar in the brain that spreads.
Once the repetitive hits,
you get a little bit of tar,
it turns into big tar,
and it spreads to the brain.
Wow.
Mike Webster had the body of a 90-year-old man
and he wasn't even 65.
Wow.
So that jumped it off.
We found CTE and 18-year-old high school kids.
That's great.
I'm talking about level three, level four.
Wow.
I'm talking about black everywhere.
Wow.
Junior Seah had it when he shot himself.
Junior Seahaw had it.
We had a 90 plus percent clip, and we're over 500 brains.
So what I did with Isaac back in 2015, I became an advocate for him because what you're going to do with your brain after you did?
Yeah.
I heard you say that.
Right, right.
Yeah.
My name sits in Tampa, Warren Sap Hall of Fame.
My bus sits in Canton.
40,000 years you can sit in on your front lawn and let the rain and whatever hit it.
It won't crack it.
40,000 years it'll sit on your front desk,
so just imagine how long it's going to sit in the camp.
And then my brain is at Boston.
Shee.
What they say to be a saying,
you got to do three miracles?
I think that's three.
My name in three NFL stadiums.
You go to Oakland, I'll show you.
It's in that one, too.
And it's down in Hard Rock on a Saturday afternoon
for my University of Miami work.
I got three NFL stadiums, my bus and can't.
in my brain in Boston.
I think that makes me a second.
Hold on.
This sits right up there with my source cover
and all that's what I'm saying.
You know what I'm saying?
You know what I'm saying?
I know why I told him today.
I'm like, yo.
Yeah, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I think he felt a shirt type of way, too,
because he's like, yeah, this is he's going to kill him.
Hell no, no, man.
We've been one to get your flowers, man.
That's my God.
No, no.
And your old lady juice spot?
Yes, yes.
Sal-l.
Y'all don't take your ass over the juices.
Teges-a-old.
That's right.
That's right.
No, I'm telling you, my.
I'm going to get away with that, Paul.
Left hand.
Left hand and no empty shot.
And the same drink for the last time.
And do you get the same drink on?
And have the same drink on.
Oh, Sonny.
You're disappointed.
I didn't love me.
What you got the same drink in?
Yeah.
I'm not.
Yeah.
study does
I heard you say something
So I heard you say somewhere
That if you had a chance
To do your career over
You wouldn't do it over
It's only two things that you regret
The Jerry Rice thing
And I believe it was Arizona
What was it?
It was Cando
I didn't know my rights
Okay okay
It was that
I didn't know my rights
Which is why you started this thing kind of
No
When your name
is for the five elements of the First Amendment
because I can't dictate who your God is.
I can't dictate what your religion is.
You know, Palestinian people had a nice little comfortable spot in 1947.
If you look at the pictures up on the thing,
they had a nice Riviera.
They're getting fucked up.
Fucked up.
So I don't know who your God is,
but I can't decide that for you.
And God, like, says, us in glass, houses should not throw stone.
Right, right, right.
So religion is out of the question.
But the next four spell my name.
And I got grabbed in 30 seconds in Okotchev.
And they wouldn't apologize.
But the next morning, he did call my phone
because I knew enough people in Okobey
because that's why I hunting fish had.
The biggest lake in Florida.
Randy Moss asked me to take him there out and lit his ass up 15 to 6.
I caught 15 baths to his 6 baths.
I like throwing rubber.
He mother, you know, throwing my shiders away at a dollar $25 each month.
You know what motherfucker fish that did cost a dollar and $25 cent in Florida?
fish with?
I got to take you up there.
That's your bait.
You talked about, right?
Bate.
Right, right.
My bait's like that on my boat.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
We catch real shit.
You saw my fish.
I don't know.
When your bait ain't like this can,
I don't want to fucking see it.
So let me ask.
When your bait like this,
what did you catch you?
This.
That is about the size of me.
Right.
If you,
I know you said you wouldn't
changed nothing. But I want to ask you again, because
this is a newer interview.
Look at, would you try to change
anything now? I know, because you
answered that before. I saw it on another
show. No, no, no. I got to tell you this.
Okay. This is the funny shit, because
I think y'all, internet babies, really
think this NFL and the NBA is rig. Right?
Right. That's what the people were saying?
That's conversation is all in.
How did I, how did I
just drive my ass right into this conversation
without anybody to say it?
I'm not going to ask you.
I'm not going to have.
I'm the whole of favor of this.
You ain't said a fucking word to me.
I brought you right to this, right?
Yeah.
Let me break this down for y'all.
Okay.
In Tampa in my nine years, I did seven straight pro bowls.
Two all-decade teams, a defensive player of the year at a world championship.
Right.
If it was written in the books that I was going to go to Oakland and win three,
15 games in the next four years.
Wow.
Lose the two-time MVP to Derek Brooks, my fucking roommate,
hitting him in the fuck.
As he's trying to wiggle him on the goal line,
I mean, hit him right, I mean, do him right on his shit.
And put his six vertebrae into his fifth vertebrae,
and I was going to go through the quarterback situation I was.
I would have went there.
All right.
That ain't.
All right.
Amen.
So the NFL 8.
rings.
How?
Thank you.
I would have paid a hundred grand
on the fucking winner.
Just like the fucking
Kentucky Derby 23.
Right, right.
The first woman
If you pick that trifect
at 100, what?
Golden Tempo.
You put a thousand dollars on it.
The Cowan Tempo on the Puerto Rican brothers.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
There's nothing on
it's written by the good Lord.
Somewhere in a book we never see.
But you know.
It's divine because you get through shit that you shouldn't.
Right.
And we all have been there, right?
Right.
All up in there.
So you know somebody's looking out for your ass.
So what you do is you do right?
You be courteous.
You say thank you, please, good morning, all that shit.
And it should turn out good for you.
Right.
It should turn out good for you.
I'm serious.
We put too much energy in the shit that don't mean nothing.
Because we've been taught to look at the TV and believe what the hell is on the TV.
Huh?
I'm looking at, don't believe my lying-ass eyes?
That doesn't bother me.
That's what to be like, don't believe my line of his eyes, believe what you said?
Nah.
My mama told me believe none of what I hear and half of what I see
because something preceded what I saw.
So I got an objective mind straight
And the motherfucker going to talk about
Republican and Democrat
Neither know
Eyes
Eyes of me
Sell me you
And then if I can vote for you
You might get my vote
If not
They go fuck yourself
I don't know what rules you got
That said I can't vote for you
But that's what you get
So be it
Let me change the subject of a little bit
I'm here
Because we talk about voting
I'm here
And right now
They gutted
the motherfucking voting rights act.
Oh, man.
They took us back years.
We've only...
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me say this.
Let me say this.
We've only been a democracy
since the voting rights act pass.
With the...
65.
That's it.
That's it.
Ruby Bridges is still alive.
I don't think people understand what you're saying.
No, no.
People don't understand what you're saying.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
That's it.
Because before then, we were never...
Nobody understands that.
No, no, no.
they do.
But they don't want to...
Because that's the truth.
Ignorance is bliss.
No, it's not.
Ignorice is part of the crowd.
Yes.
Ignorice is, I don't want to, I don't want to dictate.
I want to eliminate black books and black history and the truth about what it really was.
I want to eliminate the Jim Crow South.
I want to eliminate the word picnic, pick a nick of the hang.
Is that where picnic comes from?
Pick a little bit.
Pick a nanny.
You killed him.
You're talking about, you know, say the word.
They didn't teach you that.
You know they used to take fingernails and ears and pieces off the brother.
Those little girls and kids at those hangings.
Look it up.
No, I knew about all of the lynchings and everything.
No, no, no, no, no.
If you knew that they was there and witnessing it,
then they were telling them it was okay, right?
Obviously, yeah.
So they took souvenirs.
A lot of them would be.
They chopped off the penis.
Took fingernails, ears.
The word picnic.
That's wild.
You didn't know that one?
I didn't know that one.
I didn't know that one.
I got one for you, New York.
That's wild.
What was the largest plantation in the original 13 colonies?
Brooklyn, New York, man.
The North was.
Brooklyn, New York.
Brooklyn, New York.
You know there's jail sales in,
underneath the Wall Street.
We were the first stocks and bonds and commodities
that was worth something in this bitch.
Wow.
Because I get to own you for the rest of your life.
Wow.
And her for the rest of the life.
And you and her fucking and having kids,
I get them for the rest of their life.
Wow.
We were the first commodities.
There was no stocks and bonds.
That is.
Yeah.
You know the Statue of Liberty has chains on her feet?
I don't, I didn't remember that.
They won't tell you this.
Right.
Why does that have chains on?
I don't know.
Because it was supposed to be about the slave being freed here in America.
So when the French gave that, what was the reason for the chains?
Slaves being freed in America.
That was them protesting us?
It was the symbol that said, the Lady of Liberty.
Freedom.
This is the land of the free home of the brave, but they just lied to us.
The hypocrisy.
No, they just lied to us.
There's no hypocrisy.
It's right in front.
of you. They're actually doing inside
of trading now in front of you and not giving a fuck.
Absolutely.
I mean, a dude made a bet on
the Venezuelan
President being arrested.
The whole government's making billions.
No, government in my ass, it's private
entities. They're alerting their
friends.
Government, the back end of it, with the
drones and the, you know, defense
contracts and all that shit. You can see that.
That's easy. But when you
you're betting on the price of oil
and $1.5 trillion move
before the fucking stop market. I'm talking about the
individuals in it. They are
inside of trading. They ain't more than five
of them. Trust me.
So let me ask you a little bit off
the subject, but still on the subject.
Me and Watsack. We're going to have a, we're going to meet up
one day. No, no. We're going to have lunch.
Yeah, yeah. Let me show you some shit.
Blow your fucking mind. I'm going to blow your mind.
But Stephen A. Smith, is
receiving all on.
He's receiving a lot of criticism. I did
didn't realize
You ain't watched it
You like me
I got better shit to do
But then you look at him
talking wild
Yeah
You know what
When a brother like that
And Stephen
You know me
And you know I had some real good
situation
My old lady say
You brick on
General Hospital
You know my mother
was raised on General Hospital
My sister watched
So
Yeah of course
Luke and Lauren there
Yeah
I'm on the kid
I'm on the Cuban now.
Oh, you three years'
by me, you don't go to be there?
Yeah, yeah, you should.
I never watched it for a hospital, sorry.
But you should get, why you shouldn't.
You know, I'm watching the Kepasa USA.
No, no, General Hospital was black.
I'm talking about black families watching it.
That's why I know Cuba to watch.
Everybody wants it.
No, it will break you down.
You watch Kepasa USA?
Who the fuck?
Did you watch Kepasa USA?
you would say.
Um-pochito I'm like that there with me,
a mano.
Um-a-a-a-a-a-a-oh.
Don't they tell y'all to speak English every time you're speaking that shit?
So I'm-so-so.
So, what, so-and-so, wake-up.
Wake-up, fuck, you, y'all.
We're all right.
With that shit, dog.
So what we're talking about before I got to this?
I don't know.
Before, you said, Stephen Hosep.
You said, Stephen Hose.
You said, black.
That's why you never watched it.
Black.
You tell you all said, why.
No, I knew that's not for.
You don't know what you're still in the hospital?
You just died.
The actual move did.
Last week, last week.
See, move, he won't for San out of America's.
Man, he didn't even watch that shit.
I know, last, I know.
His mother watched it.
He was in the hospital?
Yes.
He had to tell you.
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Let me tell you this.
I want to tell you this.
I don't watch these.
Stop.
You have to watch this.
when you were a child.
Yes.
Tell your parents when they got home
what the fuck happened.
Yeah.
DBR.
It was us.
Was it not?
Yeah.
Because you had to tell your parents
when they got home
what the fuck happened,
right?
You didn't answer my question.
Did you not know?
Yeah.
Did you not have to get taken?
You had to tell your parents
when we did.
We had to report back
what the question.
What the fuck?
We're going to be a general hospital.
We're talking about the next episode to the next week.
So you got to...
Shut up, Paul.
We got to say that shit.
Okay, but let's get back to the 10th.
So your wife said Stephen A tanked on...
She plays on that.
And I actually...
Don't.
I walked under Stephen A at the last Super Bowl in San Francisco.
Come in my own lady was sitting up high.
He was down there with a...
Parker Parsons or some other people or whatever.
Michael Parsons.
My only looked at me and was like,
I ain't never asked you to introduce me to nobody.
But that's Brick.
That's even his name on General Hospital.
Brick, he spoke in some gangster.
Okay.
Which he makes him better.
What?
So goddamn stick of a lot of your gangster.
So I go down and I tell the thing, I say, yo.
Yo, Brick.
He's, yo.
He comes over with you hollas.
I say, yo, I ain't never asked for nothing about life from no brother.
You know, I just do it.
And you got to deal with it.
But I'm going to ask you, you know, I don't know who Brick is.
He's like, I said, don't, my lady watches this shit, whatever.
He was leaving.
I stopped him.
Take him up to him all day.
I show you the picture.
I took a picture with him all later.
I said, dog.
I would normally not do that.
He said, where's she at?
Because I know you want a picture.
Of course, she wanted a picture.
I don't want a picture.
Fuck.
You, by the way.
Brick.
Fuck you, brick.
Brick.
Okay.
It's a perfect name, but...
What's like?
We're talking about ceramic.
Okay, okay.
You tell about brick.
Okay.
So, take the picture, whatever.
But that shit he's doing against, uh,
Jasmine Crocker and whatever?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Yeah, how you feel about him?
He's doing the, uh, thing again.
He's going back for more.
He'll pain free.
He'll pay for him.
No, when a brother wakes up and say,
I try to figure out a way to make my boss as much money as I can,
that sounds like the plantation to me
you think he's getting away from his own
slave is still a slave
you think he's getting away from his own
Stephen A. Smith's show
No because no no no
away from whatever
he's gonna be the same guy regardless
No he's cool though
He came on drinks at he...
Who was?
What I'm saying is
Y'all ain't real it?
Nah he's educated
You let him off
No this is a one
We just said that's a real show
Yeah we had nothing to do with politics
At this time
Yeah
He wasn't he wasn't in a real real world
involved with politicians.
He was, yeah.
Celebrating the guests.
Yeah, he didn't.
No, you got to ask to get some tough question.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It wasn't a lot.
No, there wasn't no political
stuff going on.
Yeah.
He drank.
He drank.
He drank.
He drank, uh, cognac at the tape the truth.
He drank carnia.
He sipped.
Oh, y'all had him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was sipping.
He was sitting.
He was a roll right down.
But in all,
fairness, he was.
How long ago.
How long ago.
about three years ago.
Two years ago.
Two years ago.
This is before he got the deal.
This before he dipped into politics.
It was after he said, I'm wake up every morning to make my boss as much money as I can.
No, he didn't say that yet.
Oh, no.
Look up that quote.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
No, y'all just watch my shit.
Yeah, yeah.
My shit is 16 years old.
Y'all just watched my shit.
I've been all available 16 years.
He didn't say that at that time.
He couldn't have.
He couldn't up.
You ain't gonna look?
Nope.
I'm proving it to you.
I'm talking later.
Check it later.
Mm.
But, uh...
He said that shit.
No, he definitely said that shit.
Y'all missed it.
Yeah, yeah.
You know how he got his prominence?
Mm-mm.
I was there.
What he said?
Wasn't it in Philadelphia?
I was there.
Wow.
I was on the floor.
Wow.
I got a 20-something-year-old kid from the chick
I was running when in Palmer's five floors
floors in Philly.
My homeboy had the front, the first two seats off the bucket.
I'm sitting there with him.
She's in the bucket.
Truff.
Man.
This was 99.
Wow.
99.
98.
Yeah.
I was he in my life.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So.
Yeah.
Go.
No.
No.
Go there to clap.
I'm sitting in Chile.
That's my favorite year in my life.
98.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We do it all the time.
That's right, don't worry about it.
Mm-mm.
I wouldn't.
I believe Warren, well, he ain't gonna lie.
That's right?
Mm-hmm.
Listen, your resume and the shit you did,
because that's the only reason I was able to be married as long as I was,
because it was no social media.
How long was you married?
Nine years?
Nine years?
Nine years?
That's it?
How many kids you had?
No, I'm gonna say.
No, I'm gonna say.
That was...
You never had no kids.
Hold on.
Yeah.
How long you've been married?
No, I was married from 06.
No, no, you can't count the years,
you got to do this old shit.
I'm gonna count it.
How many?
I just told you now.
Yeah.
I think my divorce.
How many?
How many years?
No, no, no, no.
What I saw?
Nigeria.
How about this?
How about this?
No, no, no.
I don't remember.
Oh, all that's a different one.
Yeah.
Yo, you give me the cork.
I'll take that home.
I'll take that home.
All the lady are like us.
I want him to feel my page.
Yo, poet, poet.
No, no, you can't even say me.
I don't know.
You're married.
I'll give you a page.
And all my face and my marriage.
I call.
Hold on.
The sons of the father is the burdens of the children.
You fucked it up?
The sons are the father of the children.
You know what?
Me and my old lady don't get,
my ex-wife don't get along,
but I will say this.
Mine either.
Not one time, not one time in them nine years that we was married, I ever questioned her Lord.
I ain't never had no word about no nigger looking at me on the other side of the club like how my dick tastes.
What the hell?
What the hell?
We will say they'll talk about this unmarried, this unmarried I'm talking to me.
I'm like, what are you talking about?
No, no, me and my old lady,
ex-wife, do not get along.
I was only married once.
Right.
But I had no time
during the whole time that I was with her
than I ever worried about a dude
walking upon me like,
look at my dick tank.
Right.
Probably they'd touch nothing like that.
Hey, that's respect.
No, that's the one thing
I love you for.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, yeah.
Cheek, yeah.
Now let's talk about,
Let's talk about the wine.
But do your little son?
That's Caymus.
Left hand.
Okay.
Left hand.
Let go.
My God.
I do it.
Just a shot.
No, no.
It's everything.
It's everything.
It's everything.
It's everything.
I'm not.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes, you're right.
So.
You're out of control.
I was at the polo match
about
nine years ago.
And I was in the toast
a billionaire.
And he says
it's always the left hand.
That's it.
I got it.
So what we fucking got to lose.
You got to lose, man.
I got to lose, right?
It's like prayer.
It held us down.
Oh, I had a good run.
I had a good run.
So when you see somebody...
I always say left.
No, no, no.
The right hand, you know what I'm saying?
No, I always say left hand.
No, but if...
No, for the toe, for the toe, for the toe.
Oh, it's always right here.
It's always right here.
It's always right here.
Cause you know me, giving me left hand dapps.
He don't know nothing about that goody mom.
See how he's out here.
You don't know that song?
Because you know me giving me this and death.
There you go.
All right, all right, all right.
You're not.
I gave Goody's Bob in the first car to Tampa.
They tell that story so vividly.
And I couldn't smoke weed, but they was.
That's the best part about that story.
I was with them and I had the herb for them
and I could not smoke because I was on the program
Because I just left the draft.
We got three more shots.
Let's go.
Come in.
We got a fill up at.
Oh, yeah.
You don't got more my mom.
Yeah, we got.
We got a little bit more.
A little bit more.
No, no, he's been doing a good job.
He's been doing.
No, I'm telling you, you have no idea what he's been doing.
He's been making magic.
He been making the show go.
Trust me.
Because that thing would have been dead.
Three.
That man would be dead 45 minutes ago if you weren't poor.
Oh, 45 minutes ago.
Oh, 45 minutes ago.
So let me ask you.
We call it a Donnie at my house.
This is my old lady's stepdad, Donnie.
This motherfucker pooh, what I do?
It goes to Mexico with a bag that I gave him the double-sided
Mackey one from the Hall of, from the Super Bowl.
He packs it with tequila.
No.
Oh, no.
He brings it to Mexico.
What was this?
From Mexico.
Off the truth.
Come on.
Take it a shirt.
Take it the shirt.
You got it.
Letting it out.
You got it all right.
Let's go.
So what was this that they used to pack the shit like this?
I'm just horrible.
You just said it.
Mexico.
You don't want to be.
Hey.
We don't get this motherfucker.
Well, where did you pack the shit at, God?
You know what I'm saying that?
We all get this.
We didn't have the option.
You know, what's sad?
79 street, flemong.
This is my dog right here.
No, no, no.
I love it.
I want to head out with these moments.
Everybody's smoking.
He spoke of a cigar and listened to him.
God, yes.
He is the entertainment.
Come on.
Like, right now, right now the NFL has changed tremendously from those days, right?
And, like, we spoke about it earlier.
There's no more 38 yards in the A gap, 38 runs.
Wow.
We're wide open.
We're throwing the ball.
We're doing matchups.
We're doing, you know what I call it?
I say they put the auto bond in the middle of the field,
which is the most precious real estate on earth.
You remember Andre Reid?
You had to circumnavigate
You had to understand
If it was zone of man
And if it was zoned
You had to sit your ass down
When you passed that first lineback
Because that next one
We don't have that shit out of you
We don't have that anymore
You remember that kid
I don't know if y'all remember to play
But it was in Philadelphia
And it was Atlanta Falcons
He would run across like you said
He had dreds
And the motherfucker fucking son
No, no, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Did I say a foreign word?
I know none of us have them, but this is a
permanent thing.
Young black men seem to be growing hair
with this black women.
But I said trends.
I didn't say, oh, man.
See what's that one right now?
Right now, what do you got?
He got this.
And you remember these two Negroes?
each other in hair and everything going everywhere,
that's when it changed.
Because I was on the set.
And me and Marshall looked at each other and said,
What the fuck?
I said, dog, how is he waving his hands in his fucking zone?
Sit the fuck down.
Dave.
When you Google, Google Zone,
and don't tell you sit down.
Okay.
If you Google, Black man stole my car, Google
to say you, I mean, if you Google,
white man stole my car, Google to tell you,
You mean a black man stole your car?
Wow.
And if you know if you do the AI shit, AI is just a bootlicker.
AI, you have to teach AI.
You have to not.
No, no.
You have to tell it.
Do not give me unfactual shit.
Only go to the statute because I'm dealing with constitutional rights and the statute.
You have to teach the AI.
Hey, do not give me no shit that ain't in the statute.
Okay, sir, I'm sorry.
No, I'm serious.
No, no, no, no, he's right.
No, I'm serious.
No, because it's a boo-licker.
You're right.
It wants you to continue.
Yes, yes, if you were late.
Yeah.
No, he's so right, he's right.
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We've turned ourselves into robots.
And then they're using two billion, two million gallons a day.
Of water.
You don't know that either.
No, a lot of people do.
They do.
I gave you a lot of people.
They do.
They do.
Then you know.
No, I know it too.
A lot of people, uh, a lot of people don't like the AI shit because of that.
Come on.
Because it takes the way, the way that it functions in Florida.
All of 99, all up 95, all across iPhone, it's shit is crazy.
So you take it out of water to get up the machine.
They run to people make it at high maximum run.
They pump it with water.
Yeah, yeah.
They have to cool water.
And then it goes up in that, the atmosphere is nothing.
And then it goes up in that.
I don't know.
Wait, what?
Yeah, we'll send it to you.
Yeah, we're the whole other podcast.
Yeah, we're the whole other one.
I'll just say the second shot to that.
No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's get your sonny shot to that.
Okay.
He still ain't taking a shot?
No.
No.
Do you say, eh?
I said it to you one time, Sonny.
I think I'll say it to you again.
Sonny,
Sonny, Google is where you ask questions.
I don't want to.
Coach.
Warren, Sap, QB, killer is where you get some answers.
I've been your age.
You haven't been mine.
Relax.
I think I'm really young than him.
Sap.
I've been your age.
You haven't been mine.
I'm born to 73.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've been 53.
Have you been 53?
This year?
No, is the answer to that question.
No.
I'm taking another shot.
You have answered their question.
You have not been 53.
You have not been 53.
No.
That is, it would be,
it means it's a first step in recovery.
Yeah.
It means it the first step in recovery.
I'm covering the eyes, boss.
That is.
That is sit out of the street, boy.
You want to cover that?
Come on.
Because I like to say to everybody around.
I'm easy found.
What I want that one?
I promise you.
Just ask for it.
All right?
You know.
Just ask for it.
You know what we're going to turn the block away.
Just ask for it.
I'm willing to have a discussion with you.
Before we finish this.
We finish?
No.
No, no, no, no, not at all.
Come on.
You're going to pull up at his crap.
I just want to give you this.
I want to give you this.
Let's go.
I want to give you this hat.
This is our perk.
Oh.
Ever.
My first of all, I'm taking off this goddamn.
snapback shit.
But I don't even believe it.
What the fuck?
You can't be doing.
Drink Chan Sports Champs had.
Earlier.
Hold on.
You got the person.
There's a Richardson.
Oh, you got over that shit.
It does a Richardson.
It's got more money, brother.
Trust me.
That's great.
It's not.
Say it made it.
From Bangladesh.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all got them to three.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's right.
That's right.
No, no.
No.
You know.
That's right to.
You look like.
You look like Billy Danzini.
No, no, no, y'all did the right thing.
Y'all, no, no, no.
Ain't nothing wrong with a good hat.
Oh, hell yeah, drinking sport champs.
Yeah, I drink and sports champ.
Drink, yeah.
Let me sign your ball, you gotta wait.
You got a white pen.
You got a white pen.
You got a white pen.
You got a white pen.
I want to think about it.
I want to think about it.
I want to talk to y'all New York,
you're Cuban.
No, no, you're Cuban.
No, no, you're Cuban.
You said Paul.
You been around in New York.
I want to know who owns the VCR in the gay porn and put the tape in and push play.
Two push paws.
What hell's not on?
Frank?
I have not put it in.
Hey, I have not put it in and pushplay.
Who the fuck pushing paws?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what I was looking at this thing?
And they were like, Buster Rimes is gay.
This other dude is gay.
Y'all, New York rappers did these gay things,
so that's why y'all...
You saw that, too?
Yeah, yeah, dude on my life.
I said it to you.
And they're telling me.
They tell them.
I'm about to see the problem with you, right?
Because, yo, no, I'm serious.
I'm about to see the problem you because I was like,
what the fuck this came from?
Yeah.
But it makes it.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Marrick a cup.
Okay, okay.
My bad.
Yo, and it takes a real real ability to have a bucket of a cup.
I'm a lot of crack out.
All day.
You know what the Webster's Dictionary said in 1985 when I was 13 years or 12, about to turn 13.
Any male born in Florida or Georgia is a cracker.
Any male.
Any?
Is that a silly thing?
What do you think?
What years is this?
I wonder at this.
1985.
Webster's Dictionary.
Because I was a...
I could not escape the four walls of...
A dirt road, no air condition, no cable television, and the piece of man didn't deliver.
So the man that used to come out, we used to call him a walking man, he used to come out, and he had the encyclopedia Britannicus.
No, that's real, that's real, that's real.
No, no, no, no.
We had no money for this.
That's real.
Yeah.
I convinced my mother that if she buys me the first 13 of the 26th that's in this set, I'll go to college.
She bought her.
She bought her.
Dude, I read the...
Dude.
That was my escape.
That was my escape from this look.
You said the thing about the law.
That's what I wanted to know.
You said the law that says that in Florida
that everybody's considered males or crackers?
Webster's Dictionary in 1985.
Oh, the Wansder Dictionary said it.
You do know what Webster is, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, all right.
Just checking.
Just checking.
Y'all Cubans come over here,
and all of a sudden...
There you got.
You got to talk to shit out.
My parents are going to be.
I was born up.
You're all of you.
Y'all Cubans come over here.
You know you're about to lose your birthright citizenship, right?
Trump is taking it.
No, I'm about to say you're about it.
You know,
you know, the Cubans are the highest ones that they're about to ship up on this bitch.
No, no, no.
Y'all about, you all the highest.
They all go, except for him.
What?
All right.
No.
When you take away birthright citizenship, he knows as long as an American citizen.
It's true.
What are you?
No, he knows it's.
I know.
He knows.
I know.
Even though my dad fought in the Vietnam War, like I said, the veteran all.
Don't know.
They'll send him back in Cuba.
These motherfuckers are on some real Neanderthal shit.
I know.
Trust me.
And if y'all don't wake the fuck up, because y'all are the one, one demographic.
That's like, you know, I'm doing that.
My people's a thing.
Like, what the fuck?
We don't like to do you.
No, no.
I got this Gucci Coon and I, you know what I'm chat.
They got a white lady.
at home and he flies on some lawyers jet.
Oh, my God, dog.
We have a 2 a.m. 8 a.m. Facebook onslaught.
When are you fighting these people, dog, to be able to dispute this shit, dog.
You got to be a real dumb ass to just, ah, it hurts.
Wow.
I ain't going to put my sports champ on talking about it.
I ain't going to do that to y'all.
I ain't going to do that to y'all.
I'm going to let y'all put it up without the sports champ.
on that.
Because it's crazy, dog.
And if we don't get a hole on this thing,
dog, in the midterm, it's over.
I think the midterms.
No, the midterms turn the tie
so we can now go to holding somebody
accountable for this shit.
Because this shit, the Department of War.
I'm the only 70 baby in my house.
No, no, no.
When was your birthday?
It already passed in my house.
Got it.
Your birthday.
Something serious.
No, no, something serious, brother.
Let's talk. I'm talking.
I'm talking. I'm with you.
Because we have a generation
of us that wasn't taught
these rights. Right.
We have a two generation that's going to go before.
It's our children and our children's children.
There's two behind us, our parents
and our older brothers that want to talk this.
We have to.
We have to be able to teach our
civil rights that we were born with
that they're trying to take from you.
You see what I'm saying?
What's they take that from you? You fucked in this country.
There's no way
we don't exercise our rights.
Know our rights.
It's stand up for our rights.
Because there's too many times they're in our
neighbor. Since you got money, how many
cops you've seen? None.
No. I haven't seen no motherfucking
cops since 1990.
Are you scared of them? No, because I know my rights.
I used to be.
That's all about you.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me explain this shit.
When me and my own boys was just standing on the corner after playing basketball or whatever,
just standing that talking shit and the Duke boys, because that was a dope,
they would roll up me like, get on the ground!
What would you do?
You get on the ground.
I'm from that.
You know what I do?
I stand motherfucking strong right now.
I get this motherfucking phone.
I want what?
You wanted to smoke.
What smoke are we talking about?
You know they're swore and over.
You know what?
You know what?
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not talking.
Hey, hey, I'm not telling you what they think they know,
but I know what they fucking signed on a piece of paper.
And you know this phone is stronger than the fucking one that allegedly took us to the moon.
I agree.
Yeah, absolutely.
This phone was supposed to be stronger than the one they took us to the boo.
I was sold.
I know you don't have any children because.
Ain't about anybody.
Oh, shit.
I don't know.
Don't know where I'm going to run.
You have to take this.
This is called a guest.
And when the guest is speaking, you just be quiet.
That's why you're sitting at this table.
That's why he's quiet.
That's why he's quiet.
That's why he's quiet.
But you're not.
So you need to learn this.
So now, this is stronger than the first rocket in 1969.
We dropped 308 pocket rocket that son us to the moon, allegedly.
Tell your children to hit this button,
name and badge number and continue what you were saying.
because what that officer needs to be is lawful
in what he's saying to you.
And nine times out of ten, they ain't even close.
I just asked us the First Amendment.
You take them Peckerwoods that went to the school,
had some different education.
Now they got a gun and a badge in the law,
and they say, I got a call.
Right.
That ain't enough.
Right.
That is enough.
We need to teach our children that that ain't enough.
Turn this camera on.
You got a First Amendment right to record.
him in the quarters of his duties.
Speak to me, because I promise you.
My sister had an issue with her daughter,
and the body cam is all spotted up,
16-minute gap.
They're on here talking, they over there.
Oh, I'm telling you, trust me.
You do not trust them with your safety of your children
in your generation and your family.
Well, you sound then.
That goes with all of this.
How are you going to protect all your loved ones
and you ain't started with yourself?
You got to know yourself.
Take yourself and now you can spread it.
And that's what I'm doing.
That's my whole mission now.
It's to spread the love and knowledge that we have a right.
You know what Hill versus the city of Houston says from 1987 Supreme Court decision?
No.
We, as a United States citizen, have the right to oppose the police verbally.
It is the signature characteristics of a free state versus a police nation.
So where did you read that?
Why did you read that?
And how did you read that?
This is the Supreme Court decision that allowed me to talk my shit.
Exactly.
Because I'm a shit talking son of a bitch.
And my first amendment will not be impeded on at any point at any time.
And I speak with the tone of a man so you hear me loud and motherfucking clear.
So most white guys have never been talked to this like by about.
brown guy and you will shut up.
Man.
That's the universe.
You want to go to jail today?
No.
I'm ready to go.
Shut up.
That's the universal.
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah.
You want to do that?
Thank you.
Thank you.
You got a couple of cool boys right there with me.
But I have to jack start from you early, but we could.
Yo, I'm serious.
That's what they said to me and over the church.
You're going to jail today?
I said, are you serious?
and he went, are you serious?
I went, I'm dead-ass serious.
And I'm fed it this far away from him to talk.
And she had already handed him the ticket.
I don't look at the ticket.
Your official duties is open.
Y'all know that?
Yes.
Wait, what's to give you the ticket?
Once they get the ticket, it's done.
Old warning.
Oh, wow.
Hey, boy.
See?
See?
See?
Yeah.
Like, Tariah.
All right there to do is crack that window.
Don't roll the bitch all the way out.
Just leave a crap.
Right that, Tariq, Elm, Miami, Duffin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember.
Yeah.
Got to know your rights.
But they arrested him as well, right?
He rolled the window all the way up,
and now they got a chance to snatch you out of the car.
Pennsylvania versus Mim says,
if I can't see in the car,
the safety of the officer overrides that on your Fourth Amendment.
You got to step out of the car.
But if they ask you to stop on the car,
do two things for me.
Say, are you afraid, officer?
That's the first thing you ask you.
Are you afraid?
Yeah, you know this, this, pussy.
go because he got a gun in the bad hell no i ain't free you go click you think i got a gun
yeah that takes a lot though that takes a lot though a lot of people can't do how long you get
going i just click my seatbelt i asked one question and click my seatbelt know you're right
the cameras running and if you're smart your shit running right right right i just asked the
question that when click right right right
am I not exited in the car.
Yo, motherfucking
get shot on that.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm not saying you're not wrong.
I'm not saying that.
Damn, I just went from this a long time
me, answering this question.
No, get on his ass, bro.
Like, you got a body.
Get on a, man.
That's a mentality.
Not Orlando, Orlando.
No, I was born and raised.
My dad.
I'm so on my ass.
I'm not a day coming in you.
talk to. I'm Orlando.
Orlando's coming to worst officers on earth because
they're back by Disney.
Thank you.
They got a bunch of fucking money and a bunch
of fucking white folks.
No, I'm not, I'm not going
against what he's saying.
That's Orlando.
Yeah.
There's a golden room in the state of Florida
if y'all don't know.
Come to Florida on vacation.
Leave a probation.
Your ass will be back.
No violation.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We know that.
I never heard the violation
vacation probation
No, because they're
They never heard the violation
Okay
They should a truck. Okay
They should a truck
Through the state
My brother was in
Okay, Syracuse
Visited my sister
Got fucking
Some disorderly conduct
bullshit
He didn't know his rights
He gave up his ID
They put him in jail
They told him
Oh if the van don't come
In 20 minutes
You good
The van showed up in 17 minutes
He did his ass up
And brought him back
Oh, God.
They sit there for your ass.
You got anybody on war for Florida?
Yeah, we want you here, don't we?
Because we're going to take away your voting rights,
and then we're going to ask you to pay the court costs after we ask them.
That's what they do.
Wow, you won't let me finish.
Well, I'm just, I thought you were talking about it.
Yeah, and if I'm talking to you, you're listening.
I'm listening.
You're not talking and interrupting me.
I didn't have to interrupt you.
You said.
you thought I was talking to you, and if I'm talking to you, you're not stopping me and interrupted me by talking it.
When Florida, they take away your right to the...
I want to play...
You still don't.
Still doing.
Still, still won't stop.
They take away your right to vote.
And then when they ask the citizens of Florida to vote 60% to approve the law, we do that.
And then they go back and say, well, they still have court costs.
Well, they didn't it as a poll tax or asking me how many jellybees that.
in the jelly jar to be able to vote.
No.
That's crazy.
That's not the same thing.
That's what they did.
That's what they did.
So if you ain't older, it's being done right in front of our faces.
They don't even care anymore.
Okay.
Bring it after all of that, is respected, is noted, documented.
I accept all that education.
I'm never going to apologize.
I'm never going to apologize.
I'm always going to speak my facts.
and what I'm saying is
now that you're the man of
the people, you're voicing your opinion,
you're bringing structure and education to the generation,
you're an ex-college coach under Dion Sanders
and now you moved on.
How do you feel being the person you are today
where you're going to bring the next generation
to the level of advancement?
I feel great about it
because the word coach will never leave me.
word coach is what
will never leave it
will never leave you
it's fine
no I'm just telling you
I like that once you
once you step into that realm
I'm telling you
your mind frame is coach
no
their mind frame is coach
I show you my phone
I show you my phone
one of my babies
walked up on me in the F1
D McCollum one of my best one
he's up in the place with the dolphins
right
there's McCullough
McClendon
where the coach
I'm like whoa
he had his
He wanted him eccentric boys, you know, big whale bottoms on, leather.
I'm like, what up, baby?
He's like, yo, I love you, coach.
You showed me the way, Lala.
And my boy, BJ Green, that's up in Jacksonville, talks about it.
I got an opportunity to touch Travis Hunter, the greatest college football player ever.
I got to tell you this, though.
Travis Hunter, y'all.
I know, I got to tell you this, because I'm the most decorated cane in University of Miami.
We know.
We know that.
We know that.
We know.
So I watched a man with eight national trophies in front of me.
And I'm telling you, we had to take his cleats away from him on Monday, Tuesday.
So he would not go out and practice.
Wow.
It was his.
No.
Wow.
No it.
And I know I was a dog.
What?
Did this Erickson one time took his visor off and walked over to me and said, here.
I said, what am I to do with that?
He said, I'm switching you for your helmet for my visor.
And Coach didn't give up his visor.
What?
Not Dennis Erickson.
No.
You don't coach to give him your visor.
Coach, like, here.
I'm like, what am I doing that?
Give you your helmet.
He had the equipment due besides him.
So I handed the equipment to my helmet because this is my coach.
But how do you feel is that about that being?
I'm going to go.
Go ahead.
Yeah, go.
So I grabbed, I had to hold him on my helmet.
it. He asked me as hell. I said, what am I supposed to do it? He said, put it on. I need to get a
practice done without you fucking it up. Wow. Wow. Now I look back, I realized I was that
disruptive. I had two sacks, three tackles for loss. I picked off a pass and ran it back for it.
It is on just one practice. This is in the first like 12 plays. Oh, it was ridiculous. He
He came to me, he gave me his advisor and said, I need you to sit with hell down.
So I put it over and walked to the satellite and watched the rest of the spring breaks.
It was that, I had no idea.
I really didn't.
I was just playing.
And that's why I'm telling you.
That's why with the kids.
That's why people talking about getting in the zone and different shit.
That's why I want our young folks to understand what they're capable of.
and what the knowledge will give them an opportunity to go.
You can paint a Picasso.
I've been around the world three times.
And back.
And I'm going the fuck again.
And I want the rest of the world that didn't come from,
man, just imagine we had this fucking phone.
The shit we had dreamed of.
I dreamed of Monday night football in front of my sister,
and she bust out laughing at me.
That's, that was my motivation.
What's this generation motivation?
Right, right, right.
We just watched a brother go to the moon
and was lotion in itself up allegedly.
I'm not sure it was there.
Right.
And they told me the defensive line
on where a lotion.
Is that true?
No.
No.
Why the defensive line
don't wear a lotion?
No.
No lotion?
I sweat, man.
I sweat, man.
You know what I sweat, man?
What's time you do?
You know what? You're a little fellow. How about you with?
I don't even know now.
You're a lot? Something like that while we're around today.
Yeah, what? Lotion makes you sweat?
That's a big man. Yeah.
Come on, tell the mac, bro.
Come on. You two sixty. You're two sixty.
Come on.
Oh, ten off.
You're on three honey.
You're three.
You're not.
It's not.
No, no, I don't.
Wait a no, so, so, I was joking, but not joking,
because do they really say defensive players
shouldn't wear lotion, for real?
Like, like, I know who the fuck?
Now, let me ask.
No, no, no.
This is about me.
Oh, just you, okay.
It's me.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm a rusty motherfucker.
Okay.
When I put lotion all the day, my kid, you know,
I can't.
Yeah.
Hey.
I know it's kind of, but if you pull in your fucking back and check some elbows is you?
Hey.
All right-assie.
Yeah, yeah.
Is it that shit?
I'll show you.
No, la, you got to be.
I'm sitting.
Yeah,
trust me.
I knew you would call that shit.
I got the last shot.
Y'all ain't got,
you got a shot?
You want to switch the box?
No, no, no.
Let me.
Man, Warren, man, you've been so fucking
great as a guest, man.
Thank you so much, man.
Brother, I love what y'all are doing.
Thank you, bro.
Because it puts us on the level there.
it's an equal.
Yeah.
It's an equal, which we should be
because we try to raise the next generation.
Yeah.
Yep.
Yes.
The next generation got to be brighter, smarter, better than we were.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
And that's fucking thing.
The information they have at their fingertips,
you just got to find the right source.
Yeah.
Right.
And we got to lead them.
Right.
If we don't lead them, then, what are we doing?
Right.
Yes.
What are we doing?
Come on.
Yep.
Come on.
Come on.
Join me.
We all got kids.
That's up a sonny.
I got a picture.
I know for me.
Come on there, right.
We got to do the kids.
It's all about the kids.
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