Drink Champs - Episode 501 w/ Warren Sapp

Episode Date: May 15, 2026

N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the legendary, Warren Sapp!NFL Hall of Famer Warren Sapp pulls up for an unforgettable conversation filled with football ...history, larger-than-life stories, and nonstop laughs with N.O.R.E. and DJ EFN. Known as one of the most dominant defensive players in NFL history, Sapp opens up about his journey from humble beginnings to becoming a Super Bowl champion and one of the most feared trash talkers the game has ever seen.Throughout the episode, Warren reflects on his iconic years with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, unforgettable rivalries, and the mentality it took to dominate on the field. He also shares wild behind-the-scenes stories about locker room culture, celebrity encounters, and life after football. As the drinks flow, the conversation dives into legacy, discipline, media controversies, and the evolution of sports culture in today’s world.With classic Drink Champs energy, hilarious moments, and powerful insight from one of football’s biggest personalities, this episode is packed with raw honesty, motivation, and entertainment from start to finish.Make some noise for Warren Sapp!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.comFollow:Drink Champshttps://www.drinkchamps.comhttps://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttps://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttps://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttps://www.crazyhood.comhttps://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttps://www.twitter.com/djefnhttps://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttps://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:33 You know what I mean? In the most professional, unprofessional podcast. And your number one source for drunk facts. Drink chance, motherfucker. Where every day is New Year's Eve. It's time for drink champs. Drink up, motherfucker. Nobody's what it should be.
Starting point is 00:02:52 This your boy, N-O-R-E. What up? It's DJ E-F-N. And we got a special, special, special. And it's just drink-champs. My brother, this is my brother. I've been trying to get him on this show. But let me just say something.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I Google these. I want to just start it off by giving him this man as flowers. Let's read those stats, Paul. Let's do it. Let's do it. This is Drink Chance Sports, Sports Champs. So, two-time first team, all big. East, 1993, 1994.
Starting point is 00:03:22 Second team, All-American, 1993. Unanimous All-American, 1994. Big East defensive player of the year, 1994. Big Willis Trophy, 94. Bronco Nogoski Trophy, 1994, which I need to know what the fuck that means. Lombardi Award, 1994. Tampa Bay Buccaneers, number 99, retired. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Ring of Honor.
Starting point is 00:03:47 Wow. PFWA, all-rooky-tookie team. NFL 2000s all decade team. NFL 1990s all decade team. Seven time Pro Bowl, 1997, 2000. Now, this is a parade in celebration, my brother, celebration.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Two times second team, all pro 97, 98. Four time first team, all pro 99, 2002. NFL defensive player of the year, 1999, and my favorite, Super Bowl champion. Yeah, favorite too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:25 and 5K run member. The one they invited me to Tampa I put the car car. So the first time So the first time you told your sister that you was going to be a football player
Starting point is 00:04:49 She laughed at you? Oh man. You know how it is when you're sitting there and your sister's five years old and you and you're eight, nine, ten years old. You watch a Monday night and football.
Starting point is 00:04:59 You know, you got that feeling. you like you got that feeling He was a cowboy fan Oh, absolutely Okay, okay, okay Until Jerry Jones put a knee down there It's on the whole other story
Starting point is 00:05:10 So I looked at my sister I'd say I'm gonna play in the NFL On Monday night football Right My son to stop laughing And he walked out Your fat ass ain't doing that
Starting point is 00:05:22 But right across in front Your fat ass ain't doing that With that motivation or support? Oh, absolute motivation Absolute motivation I'm like Listen It was always tough love.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Ain't none of us ever been in the house where it wasn't tough love me. I'm the baby. My oldest brother was 12 years older than me. My sister was 10. The other one was 9. My other brother was 7 and my sister was 5. I never want to fight in my house. I never want anything in my house.
Starting point is 00:05:48 When I got to play with somebody my own age, that's why I got that resume. I played with people that was 12, 10, 9, 7 years older than me every day. Wow. Every day it was a... Oh, boy. It was an ass kicking. They used to kill me, torture me. But boy, I got out of that house.
Starting point is 00:06:06 So your older brothers was Arnell and Parnell. Parnell, right? Yes, sir. And y'all used to play in something called the Dust Bowl. Listen. In Plymouth. Plimmy Florida. Plummo, Florida.
Starting point is 00:06:18 Yeah. Yes, yes. In Florida, it's dirt rolls, clear roads. So we had a field. And we playing this bitch, Nori, I'm talking about until the sun go down. Right. And, you know, when you run around, shit's in the air. You know, Florida's
Starting point is 00:06:32 fucking humid and dry as hell. There ain't no breeze blowing. We'd have a bowl of dust. Okay. And, you know, people would drive by, like, oh, they have that damn dustball. And that's what he's calling, you know. Because we was going to play all day long until the sun went down on that damn streetlight came on. You know, the street light came on. Yeah, the hall
Starting point is 00:06:48 last. You're tired of the go. So, so, that's the dust ball, right? Let's talk about Plymouth. Like, um, that now, now, now, that's, that's North Florida?
Starting point is 00:07:01 Yeah, right. Orlando. Orlando. And you go 15 miles north, you get to Apopka. And then three more miles you get to Plymouth. Okay. And then another two miles to get to Zellwood, what Sammy Smith is from.
Starting point is 00:07:11 Okay. So Zellwood, Plymouth, Apopka. That's what we all come together for one high school. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. Oh, hell no. Because we heard it in Plymouth, it was either you was at the dust bowl or you was at the tree.
Starting point is 00:07:24 At the tree. And the tree is... Yeah, what the old man, hung eyes and gambled and talked and told lies. You know, like, right. But all of them do. It knows the tree. You know, they told them lies that tree died, man.
Starting point is 00:07:39 Is it in Dubal County a rival? No. No, that's way away from us. Duvall, we call that South Georgia. You know, because they're right before the Georgia line. That's South Georgia. Panhandle, they're in a different time zone. We don't consider that Florida either.
Starting point is 00:07:52 So you got to come from like, Gainesville South. But you never played against them? No, I never made it to the playoffs. Unfortunately, didn't make it to. Never made it to the playoffs? Never made it in high school. No, that's how rough our conference was. It was us going to Park in Evans.
Starting point is 00:08:06 It was like two or the three would go. So when they came to you, say in your senior year, they came to you. Freshly. You never made it to the high school. You know, guys never made it to playoffs in high school. No. How do they come to you in your senior year? Maybe your junior year they already looking at Mr. Sab.
Starting point is 00:08:25 How do they discover you in high school? Well, we had the number one offense in Orange County. We went for like 4,000 yards. We had brought that new flex bone thing going, and then whenever you looked at the offense, I was going up the field, and he dumped it to me, and I was going to touch the high school?
Starting point is 00:08:42 I was a tight end. I never left the field in high school. He's a punter. He's a punter at one point. I never left the field in high school. I was a punter. I was a punter. So when I punted the ball,
Starting point is 00:08:55 and my defense would come on the field, 10 guys would come on, 11 will come over there. I'd be the only one. One time I took a picture of me. I'm standing in the middle of field by myself. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy.
Starting point is 00:09:04 You know what's so dope, man. But I was 225 pounds then, too, so it wasn't this. You know what's so crazy? I said a rhyme about you. I said, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, get my sack on, offense, defense, defense, voice box sequence. A lot of people did not know what I was talking about because a lot of people didn't know you played offense too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:23 And I'm like, this motherfucker got full fledge touchdowns and your motherfucker did. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I love the color that you brought to the game. No. Right. A little shit talking that I brought to the game.
Starting point is 00:09:36 Right. And the intensity that I was. that I broadcast. If you were watching Tampa on a Sunday afternoon, you were getting your money work. We were getting your money work. I'd be damn.
Starting point is 00:09:45 We're going to go to war. We're going to go to war because I don't get many of this. Listen, at the time we grew up, it was dead and gone before you're 24. So if you had an opportunity to make a mark on this damn world, you got to do it. My mama said.
Starting point is 00:09:58 I was brought in the UN. What? I was raised on a dirt road with no air conditioning, no cable television, and the pizza man did not deliver. You got a mile to half to meet this Michael to you grow up.
Starting point is 00:10:11 They walked back. Thank God there was a microwave. That's over my question. Hold on. That Colby said cool to your grow. And we'll talk about that. But I'm going to just say, and I'm asking
Starting point is 00:10:26 Warren Sap this question. If you never play football, what do you think you would be? Something in law enforcement. or something like that, because I was a criminology major, and I always said this, as long as there's a 7-11 on the corner, it'd be some dumb ass to go robbers.
Starting point is 00:10:46 So something like this, the justice system was never going to stop. He said it was always going to say. You got to make money. You never thought, like, the HUD thought, like, you know what, don't be getting paid. You always love. My sister.
Starting point is 00:11:01 No, no. My sister was dating one of those brother that was sitting on the back of the Cadillac. Yeah. They gave him three. 33 years consecutively. Hell no. The dope game was dead right there.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Because I never saw him touch nothing. Never touched nothing. It just took two other dudes and said, I got it from him. He said, sell it, and not you're in a conspiracy. You saw that. Three 33 years sentences back to back. That's 99 years.
Starting point is 00:11:27 That saved your life. What happened? Him saved your life. Oh, no. It just said, that ain't it. But then when I started playing, my dudes that was doing that, no. We're coming to watch you play. Don't even think about it. What you need? He'll go $20. Go, go, go.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Oh, yeah. They always did that. In any hood, they always do that. The one that played the ball, that played the basketball, they want to see you perform. I like, they didn't let you stand on that corner. What made a comment about Kenny Anderson that left right took care of him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Yeah. They never let you stand on the corner. No, no, no. No, no. No, no. They didn't care of me. I'm talking about it. No.
Starting point is 00:12:01 No. No. No. No. That was one time. Yeah. That was one time. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Listen to this. The one thing that scared us all back in the day was Lin-Bias. I remember him scared this shit. No, Lin-Bias hit cocaine one time. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's the war player, right? Okay, I'm a goddamn sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:22 I scared the shit out of all of them right now. He was supposed to be in the Larry Bird replacement for the cell team. You never dribbled the ball one time. Yeah. Got drafted that night, went out and part it. And that's saying, die. Wow. That was it.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Yeah, that was it. Now, something, something, something, I was watching a documentary on Oh shit. And something that was really, really interesting was when you was actually going through these battles with Bob, Rebecca Bob, I didn't see that y'all was actually giving each other five at the end. Like, I only saw y'all beef it. So when I seen someone your documentary, I was like, oh, I didn't really realize that it was a respect level. At first it was like beef with y'all. But then after a while, he kind of liked to compete with you.
Starting point is 00:13:03 You know what? It was like two country boys that had, you know, you go get five friends. I'll go get five friends. We're going to go meet in that line. and go all day long. That's what it was like he was not getting off the track. He was not deviating from where he was going.
Starting point is 00:13:17 You had to make that, mother. I mean, we had a ruling our locker room. He's going to throw us three balls. You some bitches just got to catch him. Stop fucking around. Catch the devil. Listen, he's going to throw you three picks. You just got to catch you over.
Starting point is 00:13:29 He's going to throw them right to you. He thinks he can make every throw. So just catch the damn thing. We got an advantage in this game, and then we can take it over. But shit, it was hell tracking him down those first companies. I'm gonna be honest. It seemed like you had his playbook.
Starting point is 00:13:43 Is that something that... That's a joke. You know what I'm trying to say. Like, it seems like... The closest thing I've ever come to that was the Super Bowl versus the Raiders, because we both ran the same offense. Okay, that's right.
Starting point is 00:13:53 And when Rich Gannon checked one time, the 93 Willie, I looked at him, I said, you're really going to cut it back right to me? He looked at me. I said, dude, you don't think I know where the fucking three-hole is? What are we talking about? It's the same shit since Pop Warner. And I never played Pop Warner.
Starting point is 00:14:06 It was crazy. That's the closest that ever came to it. when I was actually hearing play calls. That's what it looked like to me, but. But Red Ball ran the same offense, West Coast. Okay, okay, West Coast. This shit's not hard. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Smoke is a sling. Dan, there's a drag. Listen, open your eyes. Trust me, no. One thing I would tell all you brothers out here, we're not building rockets on the football field. Right, right. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:31 We have the old line. And I yell, yellow, yellow. Which way is the line slide? Yeah. Left. Yeah. Two hells in it. Orange, orange.
Starting point is 00:14:39 which is what we're going? Right. Brown, brown. Which one going? Right. Right. Blue. Which was going?
Starting point is 00:14:46 Left. It's an L. It's a ball. Laser. Razor. Black. We got new over your damn ears. I am.
Starting point is 00:15:00 Y. I didn't know. I didn't have. Hell, we all going left. But let me ask you. There is dummy calls now. You get a dummy every night. Okay.
Starting point is 00:15:16 What the blitz call when you go all in? It's already called. Monsai we used to call it. All 11. All 11. If they throw it, oh, well. We were too late to the quarterback. That's what money can be you to say.
Starting point is 00:15:27 If I call Bunz-I-Davisab, all y'all better get there because there ain't nobody playing past. How many touchdowns you scored in your career? No, wait, wait, I think three. You want me to say four? I think three. I caught two on offense. I pick one off my rookie year and ran it back against Atlanta, and I pitch one back to Brooks.
Starting point is 00:15:48 That's the one you talking about when I threw it back to them. I'll pitch one back to Brooks. Yeah, and one Atlanta. Yeah, but that don't count. I didn't score. I got the thing and I thought he's scored, but I got three. I got three. You're a legend in the game.
Starting point is 00:16:01 No doubt. And you play with many other competitors. Now, in my childhood, who I didn't, I'm a Giants fan as hard, right? Supposed to be. Randall Cunningham was a monster. Tell me one play that you're running Cunningham.
Starting point is 00:16:16 That's the first quarterback I ever sacked him in my career. The first one. Wow. Really? The for-who-for-what game. Listen, my game, it was Randall that day in Philly when Ricky Waters had just scored three touchdowns in the Super Bowl in Miami and went to Philly. And Keith was doing the thing. And he was in Philly.
Starting point is 00:16:35 The first game of that year was September the 3rd, 1995. That's my first game ever. And Rickie Waters said, get knocked out for who? For what? So my first game ever in the National Football League got a title on it, the for-who-for-what game, Ricky Waters. Oh, Ricky was done after that. Philly turned their back on them. Oh, it was bad.
Starting point is 00:16:54 But Randall is a pretty town. Oh, Randall's an ultimate weapon. And you call your first second on a house. My first second. So, huh? And you go right out of him. No, I was coming out. I was a rookie, and he scrambling.
Starting point is 00:17:06 And I got from the guard, and I was going. And my teammate ran in front of him, and he put the brakes on him and stopped. And I laughed. I remember laughing. I was like, oh, he's silly. And then Randall looked over at me and was like, uh-uh. And he went down. He went down.
Starting point is 00:17:20 It wasn't really nothing. I just kind of like just covered him. Classic episodes. Yeah, I mean, shit. When did you know? Hold on one second. I was a baby. I was a baby.
Starting point is 00:17:31 He didn't know who I was. Now, it was, it was. You know Sam Bam Cunningham and his brother? Sam Bam Cunningham. You don't know that story? No, I don't. 1971. There were no black players in the SEC.
Starting point is 00:17:44 Robinson was at USC. By the way. University of Southern Cal. He brought Southern Cal to Alabama. Sam Bam Cunningham is 6 foot 2, 250 pounds. There ain't a linebacker on Alabama that even that big. He ran for 12 carries for 160 yards. A linebacker.
Starting point is 00:18:06 Who ran for? No, no, no. The running back is 6-2-250. Okay. He ran over every Alabama linebacker, and at by the end of the game, the whole stands was channing. We won't one, two. This is a game that broke the colorberry in the South.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Randon Cunningham's an older brother, Sam Bam Cunningham. Let me ask you. I just found that out two years ago. And this is still going to ask you straight up. Do you miss hitting people? No. No, no, no. The thing about it, no.
Starting point is 00:18:43 I'm probably that hard to believe. No, no. Listen. You said you were going to come and hitting us. No, no, no. Have no illusion about who and what you are. Your reputation is way different than your character. Your character is who you know you to be.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Your reputation is what you think. You think that's three different ones right there. Then that's four, five, six, you know what I'm saying? I had a damn blast. I got me a new damn hip and I get to ride my bike and I run 5K with my man. That's all I need. We ain't got for QTL left, quality time left. And I'd be damned if I'm a wasted, just sitting around thinking I'm still 30, shit.
Starting point is 00:19:20 like retired at 35. All of them shit, you reimbled. That was, what? 32 and under. 32 and under. I had 10 sacks at a 34-year-old. Wow. Okay.
Starting point is 00:19:33 Okay. Because when you played, you were so God. Relentless is what you're doing. And hitting the shit out of somebody. That's so good Hall of Fame good. Yeah, but when you can't play at that level, yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:46 And you have to sit there and watch yourself. that's the key that's the key are you honest with yourself now in retrospect I would have did to Phil Sims make them pull my helmet
Starting point is 00:19:59 out my cold dead fingers because that money don't come like that you know what So you would have strung it along as long as you can I would have strung out because I had never been
Starting point is 00:20:08 renegotiated or traded any of that contract given contract on him I was sitting there with Al Davis beside him watching Randy Moss to go
Starting point is 00:20:17 his 20 wait wait for weeks The legendary Out Davis I'm sorry You are correct The Great Out Davis I'm sitting up beside him watching Randy Moss
Starting point is 00:20:26 in the Patriots The Patriots that 18 and old season They're playing the Giants The last season They lost the last game They lost the Super Bowl But they beat them In the last game of the regular season
Starting point is 00:20:38 And it was on NFL network And the world was going crazy Because nobody had NFL network In New York at the time Oh he's first silent cast game ever So me and Al Davis is sitting in watching this because I told him I wanted to sit together.
Starting point is 00:20:49 Yeah. He just said that. I just had to, I just had to, you know. I asked for me without Davis. He said, I'll meet you watching the game. I said, cool. I said, do I need to bring 11 french fries? You know that's what you.
Starting point is 00:21:02 11 French fries. 11? 11. 11. 11. 11. So we sitting there he eating his 11 fries. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:21:14 Obama ate 11 almonds at night when he read. Hey, what the fucks up? I don't know. I like the 11 11. All ones. All the ones. All that. All ones is a good thing.
Starting point is 00:21:24 So we're sitting there watching Randy Mawson. He scores, like, early in that game of deep ball. Mr. Davis looks up there and say, Lombardi told me he couldn't run anymore. You've been watching all year, Mr. David. So we're sitting there about half time. I say, listen, I just wanted to come to you and tell you, thank you for the opportunity to play for the Raiders,
Starting point is 00:21:45 story franchise, even more. me getting to know you because I consider you and Mark friends you know what I'm saying people that brought me here and really showed me a good time out here. Current owner. But what year is Mark?
Starting point is 00:21:55 This is after Brooklyn News. This, uh, oh, eight, I'm about to retire. Yeah. So you already. Yeah, it's like, I got one game to play. I think we go to,
Starting point is 00:22:05 I can't, no, we play the same Eagle charges. Right, right. Yeah, La Janie and Thomas is coming down the nigga, and I think it's, I think it's on January 1st or something like that. So I play one game in 08. So we sit in and I told him, I said, I'm going to retire. No, you're not.
Starting point is 00:22:17 You're going to come back. We're going to renegotiate your money. I said, you really think you're going to pay me less money to take the fucking shit that comes with being around here? You know who my quarterback is? Rivers? At the time? Jamarcus Russell was about to make a first start. No, Jamarcus had just signed 10 days before me and him sitting.
Starting point is 00:22:40 Ten days, yeah. Ten days before the last game of the year. He practiced and they said, we're going to start you. Shit. Wow. Yeah. My last game is his first. Wow.
Starting point is 00:22:50 That's my baby in Alabama. I got to go see my dog. That's my dog. That's my dog. Yeah, yeah. Not the biggest bus ever. Not the biggest bus ever. Let's go to that.
Starting point is 00:23:01 No, no, no. Let's do that. Not a deal worker. I can drag out some nasty ass. Oh, I'm just saying. Yeah, they charmed my dog. Tell me the biggest bus ever. Come on, man.
Starting point is 00:23:10 So, um, coach Chip at one point, you got on the field, and you took your shoulder pads off. because he ran to play three different times? All right. Roscoe Griffin was our running back, and Roscoe Griffin was in a rushing title with Marquette Smith. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:26 Roscoe needed 300 yards that day? I forget. Maybe like 290, something like that. Shit, the first game, we ran for 325. So let's see if we can get this. Oh, man. First half, shit, I come all the way across the field and cut a dude off from getting Roscoe.
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Starting point is 00:26:49 And we have been joined at the hips since high school. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later. We're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips, wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drink.
Starting point is 00:27:06 Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white collar or something here? Just take it. What are y'all doing? Micropones?
Starting point is 00:27:14 Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. Come on. Can you believe? I would buy it. Cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict.
Starting point is 00:27:28 You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You are. I'm lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Oh. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Are you on the offensive line at this time? No.
Starting point is 00:27:49 No, I'm a tight end. Tight end. I'm the tight end. I split out wide end. I'm a line. I do it all. I know. I do it all, baby.
Starting point is 00:27:55 I'm $2.25 about that. I got it. I got it. I got it. I think of amazing at the stop. I'm not. No, no. On this time.
Starting point is 00:28:04 I'm a fuck of you. But I know that nobody on the field is the best for me. So we get in the locker room and I look at Brett King. I say, yo, Brett was like, man, I don't know what he's doing. I say, if we throw it, we can. we can get them out of this nine-man front. I mean, the safety was seven yards. I'm like, shit's the safety right there.
Starting point is 00:28:22 I just got to do this, and you throw it right there. I'll run his ass. And then he got back up. Mm-mm. They still pounding this bitch. So I go to him, I say, yo, man, you run that damn ball three more times, and you ain't got nobody to block on that edge. Because I know I'm the one that they're running around the edge with it.
Starting point is 00:28:39 Right, right. Man, they ran a bitch three more times. I went to slam a bitch on the ground and walked out that bitch. I went to go get my pads. I went to go get my shit out of the locker room. The athletic director, Phil King, did not want to open that damn locker room and let me go get my shit.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Right. So my mama come down the stairs. Uh-huh. You know, you ever want to know why I am? Why I have? I said with my mom for 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we look at me and look at me and said,
Starting point is 00:29:04 and looked at me and said, what's going on? I said, he won't let me go get my stuff. She looked at him and said, you got an issue. Right, right. You know exactly what you mean. But. Open that thing. y'all out with it in, drop the rest of the pads off.
Starting point is 00:29:16 You don't take no shower. Nobody took a shower in high school. They didn't, nobody. Nobody got a decade in front of the team, right? Nobody. You all went on. Okay. Everybody out of the truth.
Starting point is 00:29:26 We all right. Right. Right. Everybody out of control. Y'all, I walked up. It's just the end of the third quarter. Me and my mom got in the car and drove on. Right.
Starting point is 00:29:40 That was a mistake, though, right? Oh, one of the worst mistakes. Right. I had a forgiving coach and an even bigger Wilcox, the linebacker coach. Right. He was the one that came and got me
Starting point is 00:29:51 right at the beginning of the next year because I was just going to go get on the bus and go home. Right. I was like, I'll go hoop and find me, I find me a basketball scholarship. I'll get one. Right. What position?
Starting point is 00:30:05 Power four. I was Charles Buckley at 6-2. You was Power 4 too. I had a thousand points, thousand rebounds. How many points you had? I had a slam-dunk contract and everything. That was a thing.
Starting point is 00:30:12 Yeah. I like it. I love it. I love it. I love you. I love you. I like it. It passed right off.
Starting point is 00:30:22 So my coach came to me and said, no. That's what you mean? He said, no. He said, you see that hat you got on? I had a Notre Dame hat on too. He said, nobody from a big program is going to look at a six foot too powerful son. Damn. You are special on a football field.
Starting point is 00:30:38 Come with me. Oh. Apologize. That man used to sit at your mom in house because my brother was in starting with him. Yeah. I was my brother up with 348 y'clock. Wow. In one game?
Starting point is 00:30:49 No, but he knew what it was. Huh? No. In one game, yeah, I was eight years old watching it's 3.48 and 5. They did. High school. 348 and 5.
Starting point is 00:30:58 348 and 5. So I wasn't a super, like, people talk about Superstar. Man, I used to eat dinner with that. My motherfucker, boy, he walked on water. He caught me in the state championship jacket one time and threw me across the room. Oh, Lord, I could kill him for that. But that was my motivation to get my own.
Starting point is 00:31:14 You know what I'm going to get my home. So, man, I walked in that room, and he looked at me and said, Hey, country, boy. That was, coach, you, you, you, you, you. I said, coach, I would like to apologize. You ain't got to apologize. Go put your pass on and let's go to work. That's how I'm working with him.
Starting point is 00:31:31 That's true. That's true. You ain't got to apologize. I know what you were saying. Go get your pants on. Let's go. I look at where we'll say, you're ready. I said, boring ready for this.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Isn't it true when the hurricanes call, they call Coach Chip? Yeah. And he was the one who said yes. Listen. Yeah. Though, Coach Erickson said he was coming to my house. I liked me that shit. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:53 I was at the high school watching Keisha Brown bounce that thing. You know? Yeah, you know, that boy, God. We all had this point, y'all. So I'm watching Keeser Brown that bounce that thing. And you know the... A mom called the phone. You used to call the pay phone.
Starting point is 00:32:07 Payphone. Yeah. You could actually call it in the reason. Yeah. So my mama called the pay phone. The general of school. squeeze answer. Yeah, hold on. I get him for you. Boyer on the top of the thing.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Run around the... Hey, he yelled. The hell you won't squeeze. Your mama on the phone. Right. Got got dope. Right, right. Yeah, mom. This man's sitting on my couch about to ask me for some of my teeth.
Starting point is 00:32:30 I said, who are man? This Erickson man. I saw, shit. I hang on the phone. Right. Run. Y'all, come on, go. You put a shot on the floor.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Ericson. Go. Peace on the floor. Bounce on the ball. I have my own boat. We got to go. That's good. That's it.
Starting point is 00:32:44 We gotta go. Get the money, Carlo. Let's go. Hey, oh, my God. Listen, we're only three miles from the house, so it ain't that far. We roll up. Man, I walk in the house. Coach he's sitting there with a big-ass cup of my mama.
Starting point is 00:32:56 My mom keeps sitting in my chair. Get in his chair. I'm sure, but. Boy, son, rude, cheap. You make sure you set it outside, and when we come back home, man, she finished putting a... Yeah, that kind. That kind.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Look. tea to this day, man. So my tea, I fucking, oh. You give me some tea, I swear the card. Don't you give me a damn honor parma. I don't want that easy. I don't want no tea, no way. But my mother made some great tea, and I'm telling him he was sitting there with a big-ass cup.
Starting point is 00:33:27 And I looked and I said, no way. And then Greg Smith come around the corner with my mama, damn the arm and on with a plate of my mom food. I said, I had eaten it all day and she said she was going to feed me. That's the old line coach. The Cincinnati Head Coach. I got the Cincinnati Head Coach of the head coach in my house. Wow. She- 17.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Yeah, but now I got to convince my mama that I'm coming to Miami. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. We were on a couple of goddamn Time Magazine, they're the worst city in America, I think it was 05. You know, yeah, WM. Shit, I was three two years we're moving on a big double. Oh, I'm not saying what you're saying, because you say Miami was a bad thing.
Starting point is 00:34:08 Oh, okay, I'm thinking football-wise, okay. No, no, no, okay. You're okay, but I'm bad. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, I forgot that point. And I got to convince my mother that I'm going here from Plummer with no dirt road. So all this.
Starting point is 00:34:21 Man, we go on this visit. Thank God for Dr. Anna Price. When two black ladies get together and they get to talking that thing and they got that vibe going, I was holding. Okay. Dr. Price told. She was the one who spoke to your mother about education. Dr. Price told my mother, this ain't Miami and Mama. This is called Gables.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Ooh. Do you know the sister's shit? the core gables some man cortihanana Columbia catahena that's the sister city that's cocaine no no no that's that thing you have to take that boy it takes my but we're called gables he ain't going to have no car he ain't sending him with no car she's how public transportation is just like y'all's in florida up there it's bad the metro well and go nowhere but to the flea market into the Overtown, no, no, in the Overtown, right there.
Starting point is 00:35:17 Basketball games, that was it. Basketball games, under 9th Street, that's it. Oh, it's Dayland. And it's going to Dayland Mall. But shit, I could walk the Dayland from the school. Shit, that wasn't that possible. But how was that adjustment for you? Coming from...
Starting point is 00:35:30 A popcorn. Dirt roads. Yeah. Dostle. But Miami. You know, in college, they don't leave you by yourself. They're roommates. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:38 And I had the greatest roommate God could ever give a brother like me. And once is there. Ryan Van Collins, the quarterback. The black quarterback. Right. The black quarterback. Who was the starter at that time? Gino Toretta.
Starting point is 00:35:53 Gino Toretta. The Rian was about to be one of the black, first black quarterback's to play. Yeah. And I'm talking about big hands, accurate, and I was a tight end. And he had a Honda Accord. E-X. The legend of a sucker. The legend of a sucker.
Starting point is 00:36:12 And it was a brand-bred, man. Shit, I had everything And his mom lived in and his mother and his daddy were schoolteachers. And they were still married. I had never had a friend like this. Mama and dad
Starting point is 00:36:30 that's right. This is unheard of. But hold on. Hold on. And all of that. Ms. Collins used to make us pans. I'm talking about big pans of lasagna. Two of them. How much of the two pans of Jews?
Starting point is 00:36:45 What? Being a... One was mine! Please. All right, Sam. To this day, Miss Collars, talk about that boy, that's a bad,
Starting point is 00:37:01 what? That's awesome, man. My mom's away from him on right there for my mom, boy, you've been some Miss Collar, blood, what? So now you're in Coral Gables,
Starting point is 00:37:10 you're hitting the flea market, you go down dayland. Hell no. I ain't got no money to go to the flea market. They gave us $32,000. You get us $32. You go to flea market. You go to flea market.
Starting point is 00:37:19 You go to flea market to holly and something. You didn't go to flea market. going flea market that buy nothing you ever went to a fake it anyway you're talking about you went to pack then no then hey out there yeah yeah listen pack jam pack jam is on 79th street no pack jam on 79th street right what else on 709 street right else on 60 how you get there it's just carver said it was on 701 no back down right that one on setting right that one on setting up bang that left right that's sitting there on 60 what else on set in Take one. Take one.
Starting point is 00:37:53 What else on 7 and 9th, then 1991, 1992? Shit, I don't know. The ladies walking the street. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, come on. Everywhere in Miami. I was got to keep a skate, keep a skate, but they were real on seven and nights and keep his game.
Starting point is 00:38:10 That was a two spot. That was a two spot. That's a two spot, no one. 100% prostitution. That's a, um. I went back and I recently looked at you in the gym. draft, right? Oh, shit. And it was crazy because
Starting point is 00:38:27 it was two things. One day, I think they accused you of smoking bud or something like that. No. Okay. Seven drug tests, no. Seven drug tests? Six for marijuana and one for cocaine. And they said... Six for weed and one for cocaine. I didn't take seven drug tests at the whole Miami. And three
Starting point is 00:38:43 on NCAA tests. Wow. That was... I knew I should have took over that damn interview for Rosenhaus that night and 1130. I was going to walk down there in my drawers. Right. I was a one down in the market and very old marquee in my drawers and get into the time.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Was you an agent at the time? Yeah. Only he was, because everybody's in Miami. No, no, no. I had the one that started everyone. That's my guy. So there was a rumor.
Starting point is 00:39:05 There was a rumor. Oh, rumor. I like the rumors. There was a rumor that New York had made an offer for you. The Jets. Yeah, is that the truth? You know what?
Starting point is 00:39:14 I was sitting in the room with Sugarbad. Ray Hamilton was a blind coaster. Okay. And me and Ray going over the Nebraska game, And he was like, why do you know? I'm like, you can feel it, right? And Ray used to play detackle. Ray's the dude that fucked up the Raider quarterback.
Starting point is 00:39:30 He played for the Patriots. And they called a penalty on the referee. I mean, he lit this motherfucker up. One of them old plays. I mean, great play. If they don't call that, the Patriots go to the Super Bowl instead of the Raiders. So I'm talking to Sugarbad. Sugarball, he had that looking at his eye like he wanted him.
Starting point is 00:39:44 I said, dude, don't pull the trigger. And he looked at me like this out of my hands. Okay. You said, go on pull a trigger. You said pull a little trick. I said pull a trigger. I'm ready. All right.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Lawrence Taylor would own half and I would own the other half. That would be that. Period. Period. Period. Period. I got two. Period.
Starting point is 00:40:01 I was saying it for years. I was saying it for years, boy. They never took Kyle fucking Brady. I remember that way, boy walking about me and I looked at him. I said, ain't my fault. You got to go to that you talk for him. You're just your head stuff. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:14 He chill and chill and stuff. I've always had love to New York. But let me ask. Let me ask a hypothetical question. What would have happened? if the Jets or the Giants would have been happy with that trait? I told you.
Starting point is 00:40:27 Lawrence Taylor would all happen. I don't know that. Oh, it'd be Jeter, me and Lauren Taylor, or something like that, but I'm telling you. I'm telling you. I'm going to buy the way up on the Mount Rushmore. Right. Oh, I'm going to kick-ass to take that.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Right, right. And y'all some real moves with it, don't. Right. I used to love going to New York, dog. I'm talking about child, Mr. Child, Philippe, Philo. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:51 Come on. That's my shit. And I know you love accountability. Because, you know, you went to... After every game he played. I got this for you. Win or loss? I'm gonna sit right there and we're gonna talk about it.
Starting point is 00:41:06 Let's talk about it. What are you looking for? Man, it's bullshit, man. We didn't, we didn't do our job. We didn't perform today. Wow. They came and got us. We did exactly what they were running and we had no answer for.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Wow. Don't run from it. Well, because... What the alcoholics say? It means this is the first step to recovery. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Shit, we worked on this all week. We had worked on it been for five, six days.
Starting point is 00:41:29 It got a ass whoop. And this don't mean that? Yeah, I got another one. Come on. Because you got the Mohawk today. All right. You want me explain that? It's not nothing.
Starting point is 00:41:41 It's not the bridge. It's not nothing new. When did you say I'm going with the Mohawk? Does it have something to do with? I got you. Dirt roads. I got you. Where at the book from?
Starting point is 00:41:55 I got you. I was 50 years old. Mm-hmm. I was about to turn 50. And, you know, late in the year, November, get a little warm. I mean, cold. So I had to let the shit got wild. It was everywhere.
Starting point is 00:42:07 I'm like, I'll wait for the 50s. And I go in there. So I go in there. My man cuts by vest. Syvester, right there, on the ballot. Yeah, right there on the bag. I sat in the chair. He looked at me and said,
Starting point is 00:42:19 what are we going to do with this shit? I said, give me a mohawk. He said, wow. Give me a damn Mohawk Because, you know, he didn't cut everything. I'd have had everything, Bray. That's my black guy's stuff. I mean, a nice little skinny one, too.
Starting point is 00:42:31 Right down the middle, too. I got up, paid him. He's still looking at me. I said, you're going to give him my tip money back. He said, I'm going to keep this because you know what that should be back in about 20 minutes. I was going to see what you did. If I jumped in the car,
Starting point is 00:42:47 hauled his ass back to the house, I walked in the door. Mama looked and said, oh, I like it. Wow. Here we are. Here we are. Here we are three years later. That's it. That's the only goddamn thing.
Starting point is 00:42:58 That's the only goddamn. So whatever somebody asks me by the next. Denise. Right. Denise. Hey, my old lady, like, you kiss my ass. Yeah, let me get one of the more deadless. So, um, so, okay, we talked about, uh, uh, uh, the draft night.
Starting point is 00:43:15 Okay, okay, okay, yeah. Yeah, we hit both. Hey, though, I was the first motherfucker sitting there for two hours and 45 minutes. But you were still in the first round. I understand that. But when you sit, you know, they called me and told me, hey, come to New York. And I was like, nah, I want my stepdaddy on the grill, me and my home boys, you know, be here at the crib, you know, nothing fancy.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Because you didn't look mad at the draft. Hold on. This is why I was mad. Why is he so mad? Wow, I'm so mad. Okay. You know who that is? No.
Starting point is 00:43:48 Exactly. The white dude. Hold on. I love you, Cajana Carter, but this is 30 years in the world. You know who Cajna Carter is? No. That's the first pick. Okay.
Starting point is 00:44:00 You know who Tony Buceli is? No. That's the second pick. You know who Steve at McNair is? Yeah. That's a badass. That was at the guy. But me, Cajana, Steve McNair was at the Heisman.
Starting point is 00:44:11 Wow. You know who Michael Westbrook is? No. Michael Westbrooke. Michael Westbroke. Michael, yeah. You know, yeah, Colorado, Miracle, in Michigan. Not the same career.
Starting point is 00:44:22 No, not the best. You know who Kerry Collins is? Yep. The quarterback. Okay. I don't remember. Okay. Quarterback.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Okay. Okay. I remember the name. There, yeah, yeah. Okay. Kevin Carter. Okay. He has a hundred sacks.
Starting point is 00:44:34 He's from the University of Florida. He went to Lincoln. And these are old people who went before you? Yeah, man. Because you was 12, right? I'm going right now the damn road watching it walk out of front of me and my grandma. My grandma, they're talking about seven drugs.
Starting point is 00:44:45 That's because you was 12, right? You got to get to 12. Yes. And each one of these damn pictures was. 20, 25 minutes, whoa. Right. I'm sitting number two hours and 45 minute and the camera is stuck on my ass.
Starting point is 00:44:59 What expectations did you have? You was trying to go top five? Yeah, give me the hell out of here. Washington at the last one. With four, Westbrook, come on. Right, right, right. Come on, right. Come on, Washington.
Starting point is 00:45:09 So, there was also rumor, there was also rumor that you held out for Tampa Bay. Who? That you, you know. Yeah. It might be something. That's crazy.
Starting point is 00:45:30 That's crazy. That's crazy. That's insane. You know what? I wanted out of that bit so bad. I was so bad, I leaned over to my mother. I said, Mama, I said they can take a receiver, running back, quarterback, whatever they think they need.
Starting point is 00:45:45 But if they call a defensive tackle, we're going to get them walk up out of here. She's something with you, baby. Okay. That's that. She lead over-told my brother-up. My grandma said, shit, I was ready to go 45 minutes. So you got to understand. Right.
Starting point is 00:45:59 We fit to buck up about that. Leave it to go. Right, right. I don't have enough of this shit. You'll put me on TV like I'm the motherfucking, you know, the worst thing on earth. Come on. Right. To we all without sinning, can we stop this poor pity?
Starting point is 00:46:12 But Tampa Bay had a losing streak at that time, right? 11 straight double-digit loss seasons. This ain't no way you want to show up. Yeah. And then they had that ugly-haired uniform with an ugly-haired coat. With the orange. And then the ar-o. I'll get you one.
Starting point is 00:46:29 I'll get you one. I get you one. Look at you one. You're gonna look at this scene like that one. If it wasn't that in you're just, I'm telling you. What's not orange and one?
Starting point is 00:46:38 Creamsicle. Creamsicle. Beautiful. And Bucko Bruce, our logo, had the earring in the right ear. Wow. Who's that big? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:50 You didn't have. You didn't have any. No. But when you first go give them, it was always in the left. Okay. All right. I only got a right. I only got a left.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I only got a left. Yeah. left. Left. Left. Left. If you only get one, it's left. How do you feel when they went?
Starting point is 00:47:07 That charcoal and red and black? Oh, no, no. I wasn't about the charcoal and red. It was me, Derek Brooks, John Lynch, heart of Nickerson. It was the men that was in there. The guys. Because my rookie year, we started five and two.
Starting point is 00:47:19 Right. Five dash two. And then I got benched for six weeks. Seven weeks and decided he's going to bench me. We probably go two and seven the last nine game. Wow. hadn't lost but five games at the end of it. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:34 Did you want to go back? I did. I did go around a little. I did. We were going to go around a little. All right. All right. We were going to,
Starting point is 00:47:39 we were four into going to Carolina right before I buy. The Sam White's, because Carolina, first year, they played at Death Valley. Okay. It's Clemson.
Starting point is 00:47:48 And it's only a two-like, yeah, two-lane highway going in this bitch. Right, right, right. And Sam is one of these silly-ass. I've got to have enough time to warm up. After Cincinnati. Sam White.
Starting point is 00:47:58 Yeah, yeah. After since now. Yeah, yeah. So we're going on the road. We're leaving that 10-15. We're leaving that 10. We're leaving that 10. We're leaving that 10-15.
Starting point is 00:48:07 The whole damn week. So we're walking that bitch on Friday. Hell of our water. We're leaving that 10-15. I don't give a damn. Okay, cool. We're off that. Get on a plane Saturday, fly up,
Starting point is 00:48:21 get there, wake up the next morning. This is the first time in my life. And we're going to. First time in my life I got money to buy room service. like shit I don't get me big ass of omelette no
Starting point is 00:48:32 I'm gonna still be on top what she's talking about I went to I went over a foot service and you were sat on a team then no he don't order a room tour I'm in the room service they got that damn
Starting point is 00:48:41 jail food down there for Amax I don't want that shit that's yet process for 120 people you know that shit out of the back of the kitchen night
Starting point is 00:48:47 you've been in a banquet yeah that's that banquet food I don't want that shit that first time my life I can afford a room service
Starting point is 00:48:54 I want to bring me one of that damn all this up that's up there yeah What? I'm just kidding. I got it.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah, I like spore fingers. Yeah, that's it. The more you have, the better choices you can make. Yes, I felt sure. So I was making one of my choices. He said, I'm gonna give me some room, sir. Hardy Nickerson was my roommate. He walked out of 10, you got,
Starting point is 00:49:15 and as soon as he walked out there was my food. So I'm ready to eat. I'm eating. It's two to 10. I'm like, I get me shit. Got my Rolex bag, you know, your little roller. That would we call it the Rolex bag. Come up out of that thing.
Starting point is 00:49:33 I go downstairs, come around the corner. It's quiet as hell. I'm like, it's too damn quiet for a hundred motherfuckers being in a special football team. I went on that corner and look at the lady. They were cleaning up the table.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I said, yo, where the football team? He just walked out the door and got on the bus at 10 o'clock. I look. It's 10.05. I said, man, said we're leaving that 10-15 in a high water. I turned, look over. A little cutie over at the concierge. Yes, yes.
Starting point is 00:50:02 Say, baby, what you're getting into? She's looking at me like, what you mean? I said, I need a ride to the stadium, baby. $100 bill? Oh, I'm getting off right now. Maybe go get a car. The two doctors come down. Dr. Diaco, God bless his soul, he dead.
Starting point is 00:50:17 And Dr. Carson. Team doctor and our orthopedic doctor. What? Where's the football team? I said, they left. What? I said, don't worry, Doc. I got this ride pulling up.
Starting point is 00:50:28 Give me $100, both of y'all. Give me $100. Oh, my God. I hope baby up got the phone up. And you gave any money? Yeah, I gave it to it. Yeah, that's right. I got the number.
Starting point is 00:50:39 I got the number. I got the number. We're coming back. We're playing with you. I'm throwing with you. This is my rookie year. I'm getting roots. You got to put down roots in $300 and $300.
Starting point is 00:50:51 And $200 wasn't mine. He was just getting started. Just getting started. Man, she pulled up at the top of this hill because we went through a couple of the security. I told him, yo, man. He's like, what I said? Hey, I see you. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:02 She took me to work today, man. They left me. Yeah, go ahead. She goes all way up until we get to a South Carolina State Trooper that says you ain't going no further. I say, thank you, baby. This is close enough. We jumped.
Starting point is 00:51:13 I right, that dog. I walked up by 10 steps and looked down. They were just parking. They're still getting off the bus. Oh, sweet. I walk in the locker room. Nobody even knew I was like. They thought you was on the bus?
Starting point is 00:51:24 That's what I want to know. How do you leave without one of your kids? And the two goddamn dog. Two dollars. Two dollars and you started detackle or at the damn hotel. Right. They were like, man, Sam just jumping. That's Sam Kansi.
Starting point is 00:51:43 That's how you talk. He had a lit. Man, I'm telling you, Sam. Man, he just jumped up and said, get on the bus. He just said, jump up, get on the bus. So he all jumped and got on the book. I said, nobody wanted to say, who the fuck ain't here? Yeah, no hangout.
Starting point is 00:51:57 No, roll call? Two doctors and you're starting detackle. Oh, shit. So I get in his office on money, he tells me he's going to bench me. I told him, kiss my ass, and I ain't paying no fine. And my money come out of him taking it out your ass, and I go for it. Wait, so that's how you got... That's how I got benched.
Starting point is 00:52:15 But thinking about it, you hear about... He's getting benched all the time for being late to a meeting, this and that. No, not binge. They find your ass. He tried to find you. I told him you take it out of my check. I'm taking it out of his ass. So he didn't find him.
Starting point is 00:52:30 He benched me, though. He just touched my money. I was going out. I don't know what was that. They told him a certain time and was actually moving earlier than the time. Dude, in the middle of breakfast,
Starting point is 00:52:42 he stood up because he's one of them them 88 smart fuckers that, you know, he's staying in line between Gene and Samadness. Right, right, right. He had a real booming size and some fast offense back in the day that did some special things,
Starting point is 00:52:54 but we ain't had that kind of offense went Trent Dill for him. We couldn't run that. So, I mean, come on. A little Trent to death. Trent got a championship in Baltimore, but it took a defense stronger than me to get it for him.
Starting point is 00:53:04 I couldn't do it. I'd say, Ray's a real killer, boy. You took Trent Dillford to a championship. I couldn't do it. How is your relationship? No, no, not you in Dillford. Coach-wise. Tony Dungy.
Starting point is 00:53:19 Because I know. In Tampa? Yeah, Tony Dungy. You never went for Tony? Oh, no. That's like my father figured. That's the first time I ever had a black coach in my life. Right, because he's so respected.
Starting point is 00:53:33 No, no, no. I'm going to tell you. This is my first meet with Tony. He didn't win a championship with Tony. No, no. He won in Indianapolis because that was where he needed to go, because Peyton Manning was going to demand from that offense, and Tony was going to tune up the defense.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Tony had made us one of the greatest defense that I ever lived. But we didn't have enough points to score. Shit, we gave up nine points to the Rams and gave him on safety. Eleven, we lost that championship. Game 11 to 6. So, but Tony walked in. And John Randall, God bless his soul, Derek Thomas, Cortez Kennedy, God bless his soul. Damn, God bless his soul.
Starting point is 00:54:07 I mean, yeah, I mean, yeah, home team. On team, baby, home team. Home team, baby. Home team. He came to me. Because I was in New Orleans running around with John Randall at the Lyman Challenge, because Tracy Pro Man called me and I had just won it. So I had won like 25 grand, so we were clown and running up and down New Orleans.
Starting point is 00:54:22 They had just, 25, girl. Yeah, it was like five grand, a competition and then 10 foot overall. And I had won like three of the individual competition, then overall. It wasn't a little peanut money. Chunky's Big Limeon channel. No, at the Super Bowl. So we hired Dungee, and all of them told me, you got the man, you got the man,
Starting point is 00:54:40 because Derek had him in Kansas City, and then Johnny had him in Minnesota, and they were, you know, running his Tampa 2. Tampa 2, which is Keynes 2, what I played at Miami. Man, that man came. I went to the job, dog. I pulled that azure blue Mercedes up to the door.
Starting point is 00:54:57 Parked that thing, jumped out, ran through the training room, was going to see him, he was coming to see me. I think somebody called to him and said, he just pulled up. He's here. He's here. He's just pulled up. I mean, you know, I come that thing.
Starting point is 00:55:07 Bump is good. Two 12 is that bad? Two 12 is that bad? What are you listening to? Oh, shit. At least I tricked at a dollar by then. It's all. It's all.
Starting point is 00:55:19 It's all. It's all. It's all. I whipped up in that bitch. We met each other. I was coming to see you. I was coming. Hey, take me to your office.
Starting point is 00:55:28 He took me in his office. And we sat down. And he said, I want you to play like you play that, man. I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, coach. How many years in are you at this time? One. And are you up one year?
Starting point is 00:55:41 I'm in my second year. I'm in my second year with him. This year, too, 96. I'm with Dungeons. Now, now, right now. So he called me in his office and we're talking. I say, hold up. Do you know what that entails?
Starting point is 00:55:53 He said, tell me. I said, that's me trampling the run on my way to the quarterback. He said, I like the way that sounds. I got up and walked out of his office. We never had another discussion about how I was going to play. He said to do your thing. He didn't say no more. I say, I'm trying to run on my way to the quarterback.
Starting point is 00:56:10 He said, I like the way that sounds. He got up and walked out of his office. Now, he hit that call. He said, we got him. Oh, no, it was over. It was over. And then the next year he walked, no, that after the summer, he walked me and Brooks in his office and said, I need you to be Joe Green and you to be Jack Ham. Derek Brooks, by the way.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I look there and I said, come on, course, that's 10 straight pro bowls, two defensive players of the year for world championship. He said, it looks like you got your work cut out for you. So Brooks looked over at me and say, you want to give his resume? I say, I think it's 11 or something like that. Brooks Hallibald straight pro booms, one defensive player at a year and four world championships. But is that what you needed at that time?
Starting point is 00:56:47 Listen, listen. You were just going to be. It was the greatest path he could ever put me on me. Right, right, right, right. I had never thought about it. I got to give you that. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, sometimes we have colored you.
Starting point is 00:57:00 How many channels you had growing up? We had three, CBS, NBC, and CBS, NBC, and CBS. And then Fox showed up with the kids club, you know what I mean? Right. With the cartoon. Shit, we had four channels. That was it. Somebody else.
Starting point is 00:57:12 Yeah, you got to put the Braddon on that bitch and rotating you and somebody holding it all kind of shit. But somebody else sometimes has to show you something you didn't see. Because the 70 Steelers for me, I'm born in 72. And I'm a cowboy fan. First time I saw us, we were versus Denver. with Morton, beat shit out of Denver. One of them was stillers then. Steelers was dead by the 80s roll around.
Starting point is 00:57:37 One of them of Steelers. Steelers wasn't that good. Yeah. So he had to show me who means... I knew he was from the commercial. But, boy, you watched them games, and he's kicking the shit out of people and throwing their ass around.
Starting point is 00:57:47 You're like, I can take over the game. Entering the second season, you still weren't sat. You're still coming out of the cane. You still got an orderiety. No, I got three and a half sacks in my rookie. He didn't got bench for eight games. Uh-uh. needed him to say no no no I needed him to turn me a loose because I didn't know what the
Starting point is 00:58:03 hell kind of thing we were playing party Nigginson would yell jam and everybody would have to sling inside and then he ran out there to make the tackle okay that's one way to get to the pro bowl every year I ain't understanding but you know I had never played in the defense where everybody didn't eat right you play there you know you don't just design a defense all four of us go inside right running back on outside you know that he knows he's going to make the tackle but he's gaining four yards on us is that where is that where it worked for you. Oh, no, Tony Dunby brought structure.
Starting point is 00:58:32 That's why I asked. Structure, guidance, and a message. Two words on the wall. No excuses, no explanation. There it is. And on the other side, be a pro at all times. And with that. That's it.
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Starting point is 01:01:49 I'll bet you a pyramid apostle chin here you do. So let's talk about it. Join me on my new podcast. How hard can it be with Deanna Maria Riva? where I call on my Gen X squads from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic BS. All of a sudden, I'd had hanginess happening on my own. I was like, what the hell is that?
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Starting point is 01:02:59 So I was at the Heisman ceremony Right I was the first player They took off the football field and put on the set Wow And that's why I And that's why So what are you doing?
Starting point is 01:03:09 You're just being you? You just being... The one thing John Hunt always taught me is No matter what the hell they ask you You get to answer the question Okay so being You get to control the interview Being who you are being
Starting point is 01:03:21 Are you being eloquent or being wrong well spoken but young and raw I actually got the video somebody sounded to him and I said oh Jesus that's the first time I was touch the ESB and set right after the game I remember him coming grabbing me and say
Starting point is 01:03:36 I said what we going he's like to the set I say what's it he's like well leekhors on them man I'm like oh shit so we had to take off and run all the other end of the field and go up yeah actually the first player they ever took off the field and put on the set I like with the Tony Dungeon
Starting point is 01:03:51 because there became a point that you started having fun. Listen to where I'm going. The word. Freedom. They say freedom. I'm not talking about the benched war and sap of this now. I'm talking about Warnsap going crazy. But that was Keynes, though.
Starting point is 01:04:14 The gorilla, you're sacking everybody. Meaning you became a personality. in football defense. You're putting on a show now. Everyone's watching your team because they know you're going to make a play. And once you make a play, here comes to the show.
Starting point is 01:04:35 A cloud. That's what I'm talking about it. Yeah. You know what? The thing about it was, I think every Florida boy tell you this, that's my age and younger. Down.
Starting point is 01:04:46 We grew up on Dion. Say that again? We grew up on prime. Right. Yeah. Dion was standing in that damn Clemson, that same place. Right, right, right. In depth of it.
Starting point is 01:04:55 Party, Timmy. Yeah. I dagging your party to me. I'm going to run these things back. And he ain't cussing. You know he ain't cussing. Look at Jerry Curles. Right.
Starting point is 01:05:09 And for me, it goes deeper because Sammy Smith and him race the whole track season. Wow. I didn't know. The whole track season. And us in the popcorn is running with Sammy. And Dion and Sammy Sammy Deon, Deon, Deon, Simon,
Starting point is 01:05:25 Deon, Sammy, Sam and Sam and Simon, Deon. They raced the whole total. Dion's in my blood, Beyond, you know, like the regular. We all wrote up to him, man, so good, he had two nicknames. Neon, Dion, and Prime Time. What?
Starting point is 01:05:39 Yeah. That's like you to tell you, that's what. That's what we went after. So I had to put on the show because, you see, they were stopping the show. Oh, wait. I was taking my helmet out there.
Starting point is 01:05:52 They realized they got to let them party. If you go back and look at the Super Bowl, they got yellow shoes on, orange shoes on. It was an individual thing. But they wanted to conforming and pull it back. They weren't to police. Because it was corporate America. It was corporate America.
Starting point is 01:06:06 It was corporate America. They were scared. They were scared when boys out there throwing the dick. They were throwing the dick, they were throwing the dick, thaw the dick. They were throwing it. And they were, talk, talk, don't, don't, talk, don't talk to, don't know. They don't talk to talk to talk to them. Just to bring it back
Starting point is 01:06:27 They didn't like the snow bunnies They better turn off the drive They better turn off the drive Do you remember just bringing it back to music Since this is a hip-hop platform doing sports Who performed at your Super Bowl in the halftime? Do you know? Bon Jovi
Starting point is 01:06:45 Bon Joving Wow, how was that reaction? Because John Gruden was freaking out about it. I remember going to it after the game called Bon Jovi, you know, kicked it off after the after we won. It doesn't care anybody don't know, John Bon Jovi's from New Jersey. Go ahead. We're halfway there.
Starting point is 01:07:07 I'm telling you. I remember going because I was getting on the helicopter going to Jimmy Kimmel for the first inaugural show with me, Snoop Dogg, Bishop Man, Magic Don Juan, and Coldplay. So I remember going to graph, John. I said, yo, I see you at the party, I got to go to Jimmy Kimmel. Man, he was rocking the bunch over. He was like, box off it. I said, you know what?
Starting point is 01:07:29 I said, you know what's it? I said, what is for? He was in Hog heaven. His wife were with him. He was, I'm telling you, that's my dog. He was at Hog heaven. We all were. We all.
Starting point is 01:07:40 Oh, no, Johnny. Man. All right. I got this for you. I got a self-imposed curfew whenever I went out. And Thursday night is my night out. The team are you? Self-imposed.
Starting point is 01:07:52 with my wife at home. That's what I'm talking about. You had a wife at the time. Yeah, I had a wife. I got married my 98, January, 28, 1998, 1998. That's one age? Shit, 28, I was 26. 26?
Starting point is 01:08:07 That's young. Oh, absolutely. I was old to get married, too, them. Huh? Okay. Listen. No, that's young. Yo, 26.
Starting point is 01:08:16 I had just got a break on my car, sir. I had no fucking business going on. I had no fucking business. Just because you had kids and that's true. I appreciate that's 26. Yeah, I didn't have no baby I couldn't pay for. So the hell was I just talking about? You got married 26th.
Starting point is 01:08:33 He was John Bon Jovi. Thursday night. Selwynneigham. So self-imposed. So I always told my old lady, if I ain't home about 2.30, I'm not at I hopped. Only thing ain't open is I hopping at 2.30. Or Waffle House, like we had to call it Florida, awful waffle. So I'm out one night, it's about 2 o'clock.
Starting point is 01:08:57 And I'm outside the Thursday night hanging out. So I called Mollet. I said, baby. She said, yeah. I said, I'm going to go check and see if John Grudenhouse really show up at this job at 3.15, like he said, he did. She said, what are you going to do? I said, I'm going to go park in his spot, and I probably fall asleep. And I'm going to make his ass wake me up, and then I'll be home after that.
Starting point is 01:09:16 All right, baby. I'm going to go. Joe around to the job. 40 minutes later, it was about 10 to 3, almost 3 o'clock. I pulled up and I got in this spot, and I damn show doze off. That motherfucker pulled up at 316. I looked. I put it in the drive I rolled up.
Starting point is 01:09:38 I said, I just wanted to see if it was a fucking piece. He drove off. He drove off. He drove up. And then pulled back into the office at 7.30 the morning in his office. Right, right back. He was like you're 30 minutes later. I'm like, yeah, I was a little late last night with your ass.
Starting point is 01:09:56 Because I normally hit his office at 7 o'clock every morning. This morning, I took 30 minutes. I was like, Lord, that hurt. He's up at, it wasn't the minute. He showed up at 315 every morning. I loved it. I loved it because, you know, I hate when you, you know, you pump out some shit like that and it ain't real.
Starting point is 01:10:15 Yeah. What you're lying about? Right. You come in this bitch at 515? the 5th and 3. You was just checking the sea if he really coming that early. I want to know.
Starting point is 01:10:28 John Rillan. He pulled, woke my ass up at 360. You're like that. I said, John 316. He has a whole other beating. He's fucking right. That's all. I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:10:42 That's all right. Let's not say that. No, no, no. But he took the place of the greatest coach I ever own in my life in Tony Dungey. And so I wanted to know if all this chucky face and all this shit was
Starting point is 01:10:56 worth it. You know, you know, $8 million and four draft picks. And Al Davis asked for me too in the trade. The Glazier said will give you everything but one. That's what they told. We'll give you everything you asking for but worn. That's why I love the glazers like that. I didn't find this out in time winning the fucking Hall of Fame. I said, if y'all have told me this, I took the little $16 million, y'all.
Starting point is 01:11:16 Let me let's know with it. I was sad for what they y'all do it. and said to you to make you say, I mean. It wasn't an individual thing he said to me. It was a collective thing he said to our defense. Everybody. We showed up to the first 9-107, which is a run drill. Derek Brooks is there, too. You damn right there, Barry Brooks is right off my ass.
Starting point is 01:11:41 What you mean? Simia Rice is right there. Frank Spires, Chartwick Darby right there. Shell calls right there. Al Singleton right there. Dexter and Lynn. We're nine on seven. We got everything but our two corners.
Starting point is 01:11:54 It's nine on seven. We got everything from our two corners. We ready to light your ass up. What you want? So, these motherfucked this ball and stuck that bitch out and pulled it. And I'm like, boo? Nah.
Starting point is 01:12:06 So I'm going to run it back. He ain't got it. I turned a little Brad Johnson over this. It's looking like Dion going out of the sideline, but he's not needed and white. So this is the ugliest Dionne living dish that you ever want to see. But he went to school with him.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Okay. Brad Johnson. Brack's right from Minnesota. Yeah. Quarterback. Yeah. Yeah. Rond fire and all that.
Starting point is 01:12:27 Your world needs. Yes. He's going on the side of the door to sit, John. I'm telling you the ugliest pigeon-toe, not needed. All just ugly. So I turned to the group,
Starting point is 01:12:38 and I say, if you're scared, bitch, say you're scared. He said, scared. They've been running boot up your ass for the last three years. La, la, la, la. Went on a tail on my ass and said, and y'all think y'all,
Starting point is 01:12:50 so damn right great great defense is score yeah he all looked at the mother dog he had to all the skin off my head me brooks litz all of us going dad boy you got to score i need nine touchdowns i looked at the motherfucker i say it's nine on seven that's one for every last dick that's in here right now let's go do you feel me we feel you baby i say you got boot you got boot the rest of us let's go right i don't want to see the quarterback on the boot man you got boot you got boot i told my two You got boot, you got boot. Let's go. And it was a fight every day.
Starting point is 01:13:24 Oh, I'm talking about this son of a bitch will come out and attack us. I said, man, you attacking us with tank of toys, man. Kishan and them boys ain't shit? He still attack I ass. Still with attack I ass. Still with attack I ass. I'm telling you, it was a everyday battle with this man. Because he was like, you think I'm going to walk around here and don't give a damn about my office?
Starting point is 01:13:46 I got a plight of them dick, too. I want to pull it out. I'm telling you. This was crazy, man. But it was driving about a championship. And then he did the greatest thing I've ever seen the coach do. He wasn't in front of us every week. He designated a different coach for the first three, you know, four games, four games, four games, eight, 12.
Starting point is 01:14:05 He took the last. You're talking about, like, call it all the day? No, like the team meeting. You running for four weeks, you run it for four weeks, you run it for four weeks, and I'll come at the end. It gives you a whole different vibe as a football team. team. You don't hear the same message. Yeah. I'm not bad.
Starting point is 01:14:24 You don't hear the same fucking message. How many times you're going to rob me? You're doing that formula still works in today's game? I think it'll work in anything because we all react to something new. We all... Let that dick, let a new piece of pussy walk in that room. What the way that dick do?
Starting point is 01:14:38 What the heck? It ain't seen no strange in years, so I know what he'll do, because that's what it is. Something new. And each coach you had... We touch us in a different way, and I think we went. Four in one, four and one, four and one, four and one, four and one. We was 12 and four and four.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Each quarter of... Yeah, three and one, three and one, three one, three one. Three one. Three one. Three one. So we won twelve. It was twelve and four. We lost one game in a month.
Starting point is 01:15:04 It's not a long season. Shit and me. Then. At that, yeah. September of, everyone's physical. Do I, my basketball. Oh, you're a basketball man. The non-contacts sport.
Starting point is 01:15:18 I'll shoot you sports. And when I get up 20 points and lose the damn leagues for You go hell out of here But it's so physical You can't throw the ball In the damn ocean from the beach Damn Orlando Magic
Starting point is 01:15:29 Raggedy bastards The time it was It seemed like it was being villainized Was when you hit the guy With your helmet, right? The Clifton kid You know what? You know what I always say?
Starting point is 01:15:43 It's the bitch-ass commentator Joe Buck Because as I go back And watch it This has had... No, no, no, no. This ain't Dion. It's up. And I went back and watched this, and I know his wife, Michelle Beiser.
Starting point is 01:15:55 And I sent her a clip one time, you know, a little while ago. Because he was like, look at him pushing or some shit. I'm like, what is he talking about? And then, you know, they went, oh, he hit him. You know, it's their inflection. Right. It's their message. Right.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Ain't no goddamn flag on the field, asshole. Right, yep. This is a contact sport. Yeah, Bob. You can ask anybody. that ever played football. If there's an interception, what's the first thing you do? Yeah, I'll ski and put your head where?
Starting point is 01:16:23 Oh, I don't swivel. Right. Somebody's gonna knock that shit out of you. Yes. That's what we do. Hello? Yeah. You better catch the memo or go sticking in the suggestion box.
Starting point is 01:16:32 I don't give a damn either way. Shit, Jerry Rice went down and that was a penalty on that place. I heard you say that's the only regret. It's right. Yeah. That finger right there. That finger right there. It caught his helmet.
Starting point is 01:16:44 Yeah, it caught his head. It caught his face mass and went that way. Yep. What? But that thing is Right there. That's it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:52 Yeah. It's just a little Prudence. Hey, it don't, it don't do like that. You see, like that was together.
Starting point is 01:17:01 She like that was the devil and that was not. It don't come together. I'm going to. Hey, you ain't had 13,000 snowed I wanted to work. But I even heard her
Starting point is 01:17:11 Grandpa say that that that move that you did was legal. Listen. All right. Dave Robertson, my two, 2013 Hall of Fame classmate, the first black linebacker drafted in the first round in the 60s.
Starting point is 01:17:25 Okay. 1963. He was drafted. 60s, something like that he was drafted. The first one ever, he was drafted by Green Bay because Joe Paterno took him to Lombard and told him, this is the best lineback I've ever coach. Dave Robinson in the Hall of Fame with me. Dave Robertson said that was a queen hit, and that's what you're supposed to do in a football game. He definitely got ran out of Green Bay.
Starting point is 01:17:45 Oh, wow. He definitely got ran out of Green Bay. It's changed since. that? I know I also heard you say that the helmets, the new helmets now, is a damn weapon. Yeah. It's a damn weapon. I'm going to show you because you live next to me. You live, you live, you live for me. I got my original helmet from 1995. Get the, get out of it. I got one of the motherfuckers now from the Raiders with my name inside of it, dog. I'm telling you. Dog, I'm telling you. No, what the heck? What the ground is made out of the dog? I put that bitch on one of them kids in Colorado and I did like that. I said, ooh, I didn't want to feel the power. I'm like, well, I would have whacked the shit out somebody watered in, right?
Starting point is 01:18:24 I'm telling you. So you think they got an advantage? No, they got better protection now. But what they're teaching is not sticking your head in. Just grab by the ways around. Right? Pull your butt in my mind by crotting it and roll you over. Put your face mask in the chest.
Starting point is 01:18:44 Put your face mask in the chest. See what you hit. Put your face. on you. Yeah. Put your horns on it. So for those that got the crown extra pads on the helmet, what about the extra layers? That's what they call. That's what I call it.
Starting point is 01:18:58 I call it. I call it the condom. I don't see it. It's a helmet. And then it's an extra. A little little cushion. It's an extra helmet. Yeah, a little conform on outside. That's crazy. So you haven't seen it?
Starting point is 01:19:09 No. Just watching you watch any cops. Yeah, yeah. They all wear it now. Yeah. Because they're trying to stop the sub concussion here. Right, right, right. Right. But those two have no correlation.
Starting point is 01:19:22 So how do you coach defense? Because you got in the defensive coaching. It was tough. It was tough. Same, same foot, same leg. Same foot, same leg. How does he even coached it? Same foot, same leg.
Starting point is 01:19:38 That's how he takes. Same foot, same leg. Same foot, same leg. To the towel. Same foot, same leg to the tackle. Same foot, same leg to the tackle. Not head across the bough, rip, brown cloth like we used to.
Starting point is 01:19:48 because putting your head across the bow push you in a position where you can get that neck turn and they want to take your head out of the top Yeah, get your head out of your head. So when you come at him, you go behind him and grab him that way. Same leg, same leg, same type, like that.
Starting point is 01:20:03 And then like that. Oh, shit. Yeah, that's crazy. Let me see. Yo, what you, do you smoke? Nah. This looks like an alien. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 01:20:14 A condom. Does it not look like a girl? Yeah, that looks kind of ridiculous. Like, it is? You guys watch football. It's ridiculous. So is it hard to coach college kids? Yes.
Starting point is 01:20:25 Yeah? For two reasons. Okay. This? I tell my kids all the time, Google where you ask, go ask question. One is where you get some answers. I've lived this. I've been your age.
Starting point is 01:20:37 You haven't been my age. I played college football. I've been in All-American. I was the first round pig. I went through the draft bullshit. You want you? I got five, I got six kids. an ex-wife and four baby moms.
Starting point is 01:20:50 You want to have a conversation? You want to have a conversation, son? I can give you some life lessons. That's what I was, you know, fighting because when you paying somebody $600, $800 million, there's a $20,000 check, what the hell you're going to tell this kid? Right.
Starting point is 01:21:06 Yeah. They think they know it. And then they got an on. It could be over and over. Oh, no, no. Got all that. But the check's still coming. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:15 These college kids are actually getting paid now. Long on. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. They're actually getting a million dollars. Oh, wow. I didn't.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Sorry. Yeah. Oh. So in that case. You ain't seen what they're talking about they paying you in a quarterback this year? 10 over 10. Wait, 10 over 10. Why he even go to the NFL then?
Starting point is 01:21:38 No, no, no. It ain't 10 over 10. All right. All right. You got to stop doing it. Okay. It ran up a bill like 10. 12 mil and sister got some somebody else.
Starting point is 01:21:49 It was spread like like like like like like like uh, cool. Wow. It was everywhere. But the kid can play. If you can play, you're going to command eight up. No, he's, but is that killing the NFL?
Starting point is 01:22:04 Hold on, hold on. He had a bad first pitch. A year. A year. It went like 50 cents first pitch. No. No. Like two days ago.
Starting point is 01:22:12 But is that, is that like somewhat killing the NFL? because if you could make $10 million in college, why even go to the year? And you can dominate in college. And you can seem normal in the NFL. You can seem normal in the NFL. So why would I stay in college?
Starting point is 01:22:29 This is my thing. That's what the kid from Texas Tech did. He was staying and now he got the gambling problem. Listen. Yeah, that's the real thing, real thing. Real thought. But here's the thing. If you Cameron Boozer,
Starting point is 01:22:44 Carlos Boozer son. your brother just threw away the trip to the final four would you leave your brother and told the pros for bills the rest of your life or what I stayed there the booze boys
Starting point is 01:22:56 No you can't do that Because Can't do what? Why not? No Cameron What can't I do? He's consistent Caden knows that if you goes
Starting point is 01:23:04 With the brother He's not going to get The same value that he gave No no no no I'm saying Why is the big brother Leaving the little brother You ain't won no championship
Starting point is 01:23:14 Yeah You don't need the money. Why are you leaving your young brother after he just... And it's safer in college. Like, you might not get... You might not get injuries. Free money? Like that, yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:28 I said I'd never let you have gave me $30,000 a year and paid by rent. Right. Never left. Never left. Yeah. Why not? Why not? You're going to go top three if not top...
Starting point is 01:23:39 If you're not first. I'm not in a hurry to leave. I'm going to go back and make sure my younger brother's developed. He has a lot. jumper, I don't want a national championship trophy. I ain't going up and enhancing my ability to go to the next level. And I'm getting free money off the University of Duke. Where are you going?
Starting point is 01:23:56 And he doing a piece of a commercial. Where you go with? And off the commercial, I'll call it that. And Sam's on commercial with the privacy screen. Yeah. Yeah. And he wasn't even the most paid NIL guy. It was the big Africa that BYU.
Starting point is 01:24:11 Oh, for sure. 4.7. Yeah. 4.7 million. I'm trying to say, $4, $5 million in college? Wow. And they pay them for my apartment, my car, my phone. I was getting $32 a weekend.
Starting point is 01:24:30 $32 a weekend. $2 a weekend. A $20 and two ones. 10 or 20 and two ones. I was getting subway, bro. No, no, no. Miami heroes. My name are heroes.
Starting point is 01:24:44 We got to give these flowers. Yes, man. Our show is about giving people their flowers when they can smell them. Throw them what they can tell them. And they drinks while they can drink them. Hey. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:57 Oh, yeah. You know what I'm talking about right now. Real shit right here. They're going to go right next to the two Super Bowl. That's not talking about. That's what I'm talking about. You already don't know how to put you on. That's what?
Starting point is 01:25:10 So we're going to get, quick time, a spot? We're going to do what? Quick. We're going to explain you the game. It's a little drinking game. But you can sit while. Before you get on the drinking game, I know take a drink with you. I've seen this show.
Starting point is 01:25:21 Okay. I got to let you know that. Oh, shit. Oh, you can. I'm sorry. Fire conquers. The week. But it's strength and strong.
Starting point is 01:25:42 That's my good. Yeah. We didn't get it again. Yeah, I was scared. I was scared. I was getting. Jackson shit going on. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:25:57 There's a peasant. commercial. That was great. That's good. I got one for y'all. I'm going to give a drink champ like that. Yeah. No word.
Starting point is 01:26:06 What dude from Hawaii makes that from Maui? That's a great bar. That's a Maui. Yeah, that's a great bar. Yeah. Trust me. All right. So you get, you ready, E?
Starting point is 01:26:14 Did you guys send it? Where did you send it? Oh, yeah. Okay. We'll give you two choices. Right? You pick one? We don't drink.
Starting point is 01:26:22 Okay. But if you don't pick, like, you say both or neither. We're drinking. All of us drinking. Okay. Both of neither. everybody drink. I pick one, nobody drinks. Right. All right.
Starting point is 01:26:30 We want stories, though. And if you got your advice best, yeah. Let go. Okay. All right. Hold on. I need a drink. Okay, cool. Oh, yeah, he needs a drink. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:41 Yeah, but he's drinking wine anyway. Yeah, I need a shot. Give me a shot. I shot with y'all. Okay. What y'all shoot? Y'all got some repisado? Mama Juana.
Starting point is 01:26:50 I ain't doing it. Oh, hell no. Mama one off the goddamn. All right, I do one. I do one. I do it. I do one. God damn.
Starting point is 01:26:59 But are you from my husband? Yeah. You know, Elvis? I'm with you. I'm drinking. You know, Elvis. Put a couple of them from. This is, man.
Starting point is 01:27:08 I love the meas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a camus, man. Give me a little wine and a little herb and I don't know. And some sardellies. Yeah. Yeah, you know what's funny? We were just in a day.
Starting point is 01:27:20 We was just in a day. I was there with you one day and Mike Vick was there. Yeah. And Mike Vick was like, man, you know, sap been beating me on my whole career. Mike Vick won a second. versus us. No, no, no, I got to pay you for it so.
Starting point is 01:27:33 Okay, good. So you remember that week he went on when he ran through Minnesota, football up and then, hauled ass up, being Carolina on Sunday night football came back to him again. So we're watching this third-d-hour reel. We got them now.
Starting point is 01:27:45 So we're watching the third-dial reel. See me and Rice. My dog coming this bitch with him. Hey, my dog coming up with that Bill with that Von Dutch hat on turn sideways, his slingshot on. Right. Some big-ass,
Starting point is 01:27:58 Timberlin boots. Some wide-ass jeans with the chain. You remember the chain thing? The chain thing was going on. It's a hearty chick. It looked like, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But he got the von Dutch on.
Starting point is 01:28:08 Okay. So, but his mother looks like he's a male stripper. Right. I said, man, what you're stripping that? He's all this, all this shit. Don't do that, pimp. I said, okay, baby, we're good. So he's sitting that bitch sleeping.
Starting point is 01:28:21 I mean, sleep. He sleeps soon as they turn the lights off. Good. Except you're going to let him sleep. I said, as long as this motherfucker chase that quarterback like he chased that quarterback on Sunday. be the one to wait. Because normally I'm the one
Starting point is 01:28:31 asleep. So I'll absorb all the shit and make sure he got the calls and we go to work. Right. So we're watching this Mike Vick video. That's not a fine. Every third down dog,
Starting point is 01:28:40 I'm telling me. I got to get this film. I mean, because nobody feels me unless you see this shit. Right. I mean, this my brother runs for 31,
Starting point is 01:28:47 59, 60. Right. After like the third place, I top my nigga, I said, yo, yo, yo. I say, yo, I, you know, I don't fuck with you when you sleep in this bitch,
Starting point is 01:28:55 but you got to see this fucking shit. Money, running back from the top. You what? I said, back on the top. All right, because I don't never say nothing to me. You know, I tell the mother go back to the top. He's going back to the top. He's going back to the top. He's going to see something, man. He turned it on, so I'm sitting there looking at him, watch this shit.
Starting point is 01:29:12 My brother, look that about the third place. Mike Vick doing his thing. I'm a fucker put his hand up. I said, you know, can't no fucking body see you with me. You got to yell out what you want. He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, buddy. Money said, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:25 See me and what's up? He said, oh. If he's like a highlight tape or something? You're watching the third? Third down, third down. Every third down, dog. That's dead me? My, no one highlights it was just the third down.
Starting point is 01:29:41 And he happened to be the dick and do it. 31 yards, 39 y'all, 45 yards, 54 y'all for a touchdown, 60-some y'all for a touchdown. I'm like, is this shit real? I mean, I don't play Barry Sanders when in the year he ran for 2,000 y'all. we played him three times. Wow. Wow. The first year he cut our ass for $2,60,
Starting point is 01:30:02 he had an 80 and an 82-yard touchdown. The next two times we faced him here at 20 for 38 and 20 for 37. Oh, yeah. You learn a lesson fast. I was wondering that night, like, have quarterbacks always been like that with you because it's your job to kill them? No, no, no.
Starting point is 01:30:20 I didn't realize it's that night. It's different when it's a black quarterback. Okay, all, all, all. I'm sitting there. No, no. I got one for you. I go to Philly, 1999, September, I think it's 19th or something like that, the date. Okay.
Starting point is 01:30:33 But we play in Philly's the third game of the year. No, no, no, no. This is Donovan McNabb day. Okay. And Doug Peterson is the starter because it's just week three. Okay. Doug Peterson is starting, and we smuggled. I mean, we wiping Doug.
Starting point is 01:30:48 All of a sudden, Donald McNab mom was part of this NFL mom's thing. And they used to, you know, like, call the other moms and put you on a box or you ain't out there in the open. Okay. My mom and Donald McNabb's spot. Second half show up. Third quarter, midway through the third quarter.
Starting point is 01:31:07 Ah, Donovan McNabb makes his NFL debut. Oh, why? You all already destroying that. No, we're just getting cooking. God damn. He's just saying piss a drop, because he can't see. He can't see. So we're going to put a guy in to a little more mobile.
Starting point is 01:31:23 Maybe we'll get something out of it. Maybe about two plays into this thing. run a text game push this motherfucker Donald's from me to you I go to turn he turned to go run away Brad Colpepper pulls him up he's a big dude too yeah and he's trying to like fake Brad Colepub
Starting point is 01:31:38 I'm over the top this motherfucker coming with a hack what I mean wiping he wrote my mama is in Donovan McNab's mama box well get it oh my god
Starting point is 01:31:55 get it get it woo I mean, when he said that shit, right, man. No, my home boys, because I always have my boys, Muslim Ali and Caesar, that taught me how to play the University of Miami, come down from Philly with her, cause me. The vets the vet.
Starting point is 01:32:12 And I played, my first game in the NFL was at the vet, so you got to know it's a jail in the vet and in the stadium. So, yeah, yeah, yeah, one time for the vet. No, it's a great place. Great fans. I love it. My mama wanted to dance and do her thing, because I'm dancing, you know, so she's doing the dance with me. My mother said she turned around and looked And everybody was looking just like y'all looking
Starting point is 01:32:32 But they didn't have no smile in their face Because they're a Philly fan My mama grabbed up, stuff grabbed up I'm sorry Donovan McNeff, Mama never invited my mama back, dog We went back, that was my That was my second game then We played seven more
Starting point is 01:32:50 Don't mean that mom never invited my mom back Seven more after that game I don't think that way that well was covered like three in the regular season and three playoffs three or four playoff game we play like three or four playoff games there so never got invited all right all right my bad drink time my bad but I had to tell you that no boy my mama my mama worse than me I'm telling you who's she bad as you should two pocket DMX oh okay that's right oh yeah a shit nigger get after dog X was the greatest performer when you went to go see him because it was one man, one might, one spotlight.
Starting point is 01:33:37 No hype man. None of that shit, man. None of that shit. You ever seen the Hipop Immortal Book? No, I haven't seen that. I have one. My homeboy and me made those. I got one for you.
Starting point is 01:33:47 Okay. You got to see this picture DMX, though. Standing on the stage at USF, just him by itself. And I'm standing right off looking at him. I'm like, just so fucking before. How do you get the big medello? All right. Good.
Starting point is 01:34:05 We're shooting. Let's go. Next question. You know what you got to be pot, though? No. Biggie. Met Biggie. I met Biggie.
Starting point is 01:34:12 I got it. We'll get the eye. We'll get it. All right. All right. Now's the Jeter kiss. I'm both. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:34:27 That's move. You can't. Come on, man. Good. Bill Byr? Good. I got a nod story. I met Nause in New York.
Starting point is 01:34:35 We was exchanging numbers. And you know my motherfucking email is QB killer at T-Mobile. Oh, my God. You need a lot. Yeah. Quarterback. Yeah, Colbert. It's QB.
Starting point is 01:34:55 It's QB killer. Yeah, QB. So I hear him, I say, yo, what's up? Who the fuck is this? Who is shit? My shit the fuck out. This is sad. What the fuck wrong with you?
Starting point is 01:35:05 Nicky said, this QB killer. I said, quarterback. We said, oh, shit. As a nigger, I said, I had to freeze, man, and wife and friends. That's hilarious. That's classic. That's classic.
Starting point is 01:35:31 And I know, and I, uh, yeah. You got hair. Hair. Chocolate. He's a big guy with it. No, but shit. When you're talking about a man in Kuwaiter's killer, I ain't really, I didn't really, I didn't even ready to be.
Starting point is 01:35:43 Yeah, that's what he hid me with. Right. Who the hell is this? Right. You know, sat, man, relax for tomorrow. He might have thought she was pot. Okay. Yeah, no, no.
Starting point is 01:35:57 Okay. Hey, yeah. You know. The email. The email. Come on. What's the next one? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:03 I'm starting here. All right. I know this one. Bruce Smith or John Randall If I pick one, we don't drink Right? Right.
Starting point is 01:36:16 Both. Both. Okay. That's good. Hey, you know, Jake, all that's out of you. You ain't going to pick one of those two? Because, John Randall, Minnesota. Let me explain it to you.
Starting point is 01:36:27 Where were you bored, brother? Port-a-Britz. 70-2. Where? Brooklyn, New York. You sure? He's never been to Port-O-Rour. prince of his life. He got a hell of
Starting point is 01:36:38 accent. He cried. He cried. Don't listen to him. I went to Haiti. I lived pretty much here for most of my life. You see, the two-tone ride up. What were you born? Brooklyn, New York. All right, right.
Starting point is 01:36:54 So, sound like on the Bible. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's Haitian. He's a Haitian accent. Colonel, I guess what I was a South say, my brother? Yeah. I don't go on with his own file.
Starting point is 01:37:05 I don't know. I know what his own file. I'm a stick with this. Bruce Smith has 200 sacks. That means if you showed up in the NFL today, had 18 straight years of a 10-sac season. You're not going to hit two. You're still 20 shots.
Starting point is 01:37:30 No, Bruce Smith is a monster. John Randall has 137 from the defensive tackle position, which is my position. That's why I take the leading sack man over all of us, and I'll take the sack man in my position. And that's one cool, bad ass, little shit talking ass from Texas. And that's my golfing buddy. So we have a good time.
Starting point is 01:37:49 What's your sack number? I'm just 96.5. But if you had the playoffs, it's 202.5. What I'm saying is. So I'm like Dick and Jones. I count them all, 102 and a half. He kicked my head. Dick and Jones is Eastfield, Florida, which is right along the corner from a pot.
Starting point is 01:38:03 What I'm saying is even that is hard. Oh, no. I'm number three all the time. It's John Randall, Aaron Donald, and me, and then Mungo. That's very hard. Steve, Steve McMichaugh's from the Bears. Yeah, so that's the top four.
Starting point is 01:38:17 Mike Singletary, how was... That's a lineback. That's a linebacker. That's Ray Lewis. I raised the baddest one of those ever. Okay, okay. Yeah, Mike Singletary came to game touch rate and Mike's coach Ray. All right.
Starting point is 01:38:27 Okay, guys, guys. Jay Z or Eminem? Oh, shit. I'm going both. Okay, let's go. God, damn. What? What's going on, man?
Starting point is 01:38:38 That white boy, tear the sorrows up, man. You said what you want. That white boy tells the stores up. I'm telling you, that motherfucker, they're talking about that brother. That boy, leave that white boy. Love him. That's not. I'm telling you, and Jay is Jay.
Starting point is 01:38:54 You know, Jay is Jay. Yeah. You know, Jay is Jay and Jay. Shit. When you talk about how many millionaires in your house, she. Okay. And then Eminem is our theme song in our championship. Oh, yeah?
Starting point is 01:39:06 Yeah, so I lose yourself. That whole 2002 season. I know that bit so hard. It's just all the way to make sense. Success. This is my motherfucking option. Failure is not. Mama love me, but I got to grow.
Starting point is 01:39:18 Because I can not grow old and sell them plot. So here I go is my plot. Feet fail me not. Maybe the only opportunity now. I put my Lawrence Taylor judge on that day. Because Lawrence Taylor had never showed up at a Super Bowl and then walk out of that bitch with that championship. I put my five, six on that day with my Jordan underneath
Starting point is 01:39:39 and said, one four, one for a championship, six to be a lesson. That Jordan has. but I love him. Little Wayne or Drake? I'm a Drake. I'm a Lawayne man. I ain't a Drake man. Luane came to Florida and
Starting point is 01:39:59 promptly took over. And that motherfucker said they had the Grammys and they left me in Miami and my jammies like I was rapping in my jammies. That summer he lit up two or three summers that drought one, two, three and no question. I've never been a Drake man.
Starting point is 01:40:17 That Mickey Mouse that shit, it's cool, but it's good music. The ladies like it. Ladies like it. I'm not the straight guy. TD Bank is the only thing I fuck with from Canada. Tid Bank is the only thing I fuck with from Canada, my bad. Oh, look, what? I fuck with 99.
Starting point is 01:40:35 I fuck with you. No, he makes good music for the people and whatever. I know you got one that you always listen to, like, whoo. What? Not one? A Drake joint. Not one Drake joint. Let her hit the switch.
Starting point is 01:40:47 No, no, no, no, no. You'd have to play them shit. He wouldn't know the name he said. That's fair. Hold on. You want to look through the miclis? I look through the miclis. You know I got the miclis.
Starting point is 01:40:56 Okay. Okay. I don't have a problem with Drake to music when it comes on. It ain't like I change it when it comes on. Like Jack Harlow? I tell you Jack Harlow now. You come on. Fuck out of deal.
Starting point is 01:41:09 You're doing good rap until you said that dumb shit. Yeah. That's a kid. It's hilarious. I got to see it. I got to look that one up there. They got what? I'll send it to you.
Starting point is 01:41:17 All right. Thank you. So the next question is, Dexter Manly or Reggie White? Mm-mm. That's a good one. Reggie White. Reggie White.
Starting point is 01:41:26 Hey, y'all. Hey, y'all. I got to tell you, I got to tell you, I got to tell you, great story. They always said Dexter Manley had trouble reading. Right. Dexter Manley would get on the bus and had a Washington Post upside down. He's reading it.
Starting point is 01:41:41 No. Upside down. He said they couldn't read so. He played into the stereotype. And nobody walked on the bus and said a fucking word to him, Bob. Hey, you didn't have to read.
Starting point is 01:41:55 He can play the game. You're all the same. You got to read. You got to read. You got to read. You know 31% of America's read at a sixth grade level. Oh, I do that.
Starting point is 01:42:04 That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. That's not good. Especially when you talk to believe whatever you see on the TV and not to get up. Oh, God, Jesus.
Starting point is 01:42:13 In football, you got to have intelligence, man. Lawrence Taylor or Ray I just Boy, drink Oaf. That's fucking Oaf.
Starting point is 01:42:22 I just told you I wore my Lawrence Taylor Jersey to the damn Super Bowl and I raised Ray Lewis from his These things
Starting point is 01:42:32 they make up the question They make up the question Ray Lewis walked in the huddle at the University of Miami He was 18 years old still wet behind the ears
Starting point is 01:42:42 Robert Bass had just got hurt He got in front of 9-07 That run drill This when you paint come off your ass right here. This is where we get down. We used to call it middle drill at Miami.
Starting point is 01:42:53 We didn't call it now. I don't say. We call it middle drill because the ball was coming up the middle and you had to stop it. Ray got up in front of us and he said, to his defense, he had a stuttered by the time. Nobody explained to me my... You got to make it fun of Ray. No, I'm not. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 01:43:11 This is the actual thing he said. And he just... He finally broke down and said, Big Daddy, you know I had a stutter problem. I said, when did I know that? This is the first time you told me this in 30 years and we know each other. So he went, G-G-G-G-G-G-G-G-T, and they clapped.
Starting point is 01:43:26 I said, hell, no. You don't lost your damn mind. You're going to get your ass in here. You're going to call it out a fucking man and we're going to play. You hear me? My- motherfucker-fucking looked at me and said, Kage 2.
Starting point is 01:43:35 I said, hey. We got, no, no. I didn't know what the fuck it was, but it was nothing that I was in the father or was to ever fucking here again. Whatever it was. I just came from Mike Barrow. Mike Braille, Red, Rob Basin,
Starting point is 01:43:50 based from Brooklyn, even New York dude. So Ray from Lakeland, Florida, Polk County, nigga, let's go. You're 60 miles. You're 35 miles from me, nigga, let's go.
Starting point is 01:43:59 We go to Colorado. He had 20 tackles and an interception in the rest of this history. And we had that big ass fight in Colorado. I just figured out what the fuck they was doing when we were dancing on their field on Friday.
Starting point is 01:44:11 They was in study hall. I went in that room just just before I left, the last time, because my dude, he's working with all. all the recruits and I went up there and I found a little study hall room and it's right over the fucking stadium and we were dancing on their field we saw them looking at us all right you remember men in society uh-huh so i took the lead to the dance right we're doing like this
Starting point is 01:44:31 too yeah stop looking at me stop looking at that beat and put the money in the big bag oh we clumped dog and these niggas came out the next day and we had a bra they came right no they weren't one of the biggest fights of college football about back in the face. What? A bra. A bra. We snuck out of that bitch, but I had to figure out 30 years later what they were,
Starting point is 01:44:56 what, how they saw us. They was in study hall. So long as you was figured out. When the fuck else I was going to follow up? And so you're not working with? No, no. I'm home, baby. Okay.
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Starting point is 01:46:26 I think it looks like it's going to be interesting. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the team everybody's talking about. As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it. I understand the game.
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Starting point is 01:47:14 I'm a comedian. and recently I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, hope from a hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice.
Starting point is 01:47:32 Join me and my comedian friends as we riff rant and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too skis. Gary.
Starting point is 01:47:46 Oh, cream of chicken suit. Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the My Cultura Podcast Network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcasts presents soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:48:09 This is my best friend Janet. Hey. And we have been joined at the Hipsons High School. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later. We're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips. Wider.
Starting point is 01:48:19 This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drink. Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white collar or something here?
Starting point is 01:48:33 Just take it. What are y'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. Come on. Can you pull. I would buy it.
Starting point is 01:48:41 Cutts through the defense like a hot. knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You are. I'm lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team and I'm really trying to be
Starting point is 01:48:55 a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Oh. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. What I'm doing now is, and I want to, this is what I mean, you just ask. What I'm doing now is called sap. Okay.
Starting point is 01:49:15 You know the five elements of the First Amendment? I heard you. We know the five freedoms, five freedoms in the First Amendment. There's five freedoms in the First Amendment. I mean, we can say speech. Freedom of speech. Is it nothing? All right, I got you because we don't know.
Starting point is 01:49:30 None of us was taught this. None of us was taught this in high school. And where does the police patrol? Our neighborhoods, right? I don't think it's bare arms not enough. That's two. That's the second one. Oh, it is?
Starting point is 01:49:41 Listen to me. Who's number one in your life? God. Religion. That's the first one. Religion. Should be. Religion. Who is Buddha? The latest head, Yahweh, whoever you want to pray for the religion. Religion is one. The next four spell my name. S-A-P-P. Speech, assembly, press, and petition for redress of my grievances with my government. This is my calling for some reason. When I got Yankton, Okachobie, and now I just, now I've started on this.
Starting point is 01:50:14 A couple of years ago. A year ago. A year and a half. No, it was right before I got the job at Colorado. February to 24th, 2023. 2023. I went 24, 25 to Colorado.
Starting point is 01:50:27 23, 23, I got jammed up. Yeah. Yeah. But I, no, no. But I want to give our brother, imagine this. A 16, 17, and a 17-year-old leaving basketball practice in New York,
Starting point is 01:50:42 Baltimore, Atlanta, even in Florida. Anyway, decent big old brothers with backpacks on their backs and hoodies because it's cold. That's basketball season. How many times you and your boys are on the corner they roll up on you until you get on the ground and everybody got on the ground? A million times. A million times. And that is an absolute violation of our Fourth Amendment. So now we teach our next generation because we wasn't taught, nor our older brothers and sisters before us, nor our parents.
Starting point is 01:51:10 So we're going to put an end of this shit. we're going to stop you from rolling up on us. We're going to pull out the most powerful thing we've ever gave our children. Just hit that record button and say name and badge number and continue what you were saying, officer. Because unless you have reasonable, articulate suspicion of a crime, is
Starting point is 01:51:26 about to be committed, has been committed or in the commission of it, or a city ordinance violation, get the hell out of our baby's faces. I mean, the rights when it came to know. No, no, no. But the whole point is, they will investigate themselves and find nothing wrong.
Starting point is 01:51:42 That's what they told me. And they count on you not knowing your right. They ask you certain questions to trigger do you know your right. I got a call I need to identify everybody on the scene. No the hell you don't. Florida versus J.L. Say a 911 call alone does not give you anything other than some information that you can come check out. Just some information that you can come check out.
Starting point is 01:52:04 And guess what? When you get to come check it out, I ain't got to answer one real fucking question. You got the right to remain silent. Do not talk to the police. Do you think those? And I was in an interrogation room and lost my job behind this shit. The only thing I had to do is to get me a lawyer. Wow.
Starting point is 01:52:17 Oh. Do you think the cops that they knew who you were? Of course. It was a third visit to my room. Hey, I don't know. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
Starting point is 01:52:26 And sometimes that's, it was a third, it was a third visit to my room. Then yes, then yes. Third visit. First time that came. Oh, she says she raped you. You won't see a sucking dick? You suck in his dick How can he rape you?
Starting point is 01:52:45 Came back with another guy With another story I said really? I said what did she tell you? I said, what did she tell you? I say, dude, she already gave him a story Now she's giving you a story Which one?
Starting point is 01:52:56 Already disproved the first one So now she has no credibility As far as anything to tell the police Correct. Third time it was a lady cop She wasn't leaving. Oh God Jesus. I was trying to be too nice
Starting point is 01:53:09 I should have told I had to suck dick and come back with a warrant. But I ain't know my rights. I ain't no right. When you don't know your rights, you're afraid. You want to comply and just get them like your face. And that's the worst part for us. Don't comply because everything you're giving them is evidence versus you. Period.
Starting point is 01:53:26 No more, no less. They don't know shit. They ain't smart enough. It takes two years to be a barber. For, was it, six weeks, eight weeks to be a cop? Twelve weeks? Whatever. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:53:40 Twenty-old months to be a bar. Right. You're right. And you get a bad gun and laws you don't know. Real shit. Real shit. The fuck out. It's not even their fault, to be honest.
Starting point is 01:53:50 Yeah, it is. It's a structure that puts them there. You can learn on your own. True. Nobody stop you from ever picking up a book and reading. Just because they formed the blue line gang and you got to back your brother's bullshit. I asked a cop the other day, how long have you been a cop of 18 years? Have you ever filed a report on a cop?
Starting point is 01:54:09 cop doing something wrong? No. So you're telling me every cop been perfect for 18 years? That's the biggest gang in America. Biggest gang going. That we all know. Biggest gang going. And the only way you break a gang down is play the game by their rules and pull out that camera and record their ass. Because you always see them whenever they're doing some shit, you don't need to record
Starting point is 01:54:27 to have my body running. Real shit. Yeah. I'll give you to dead brook. Now, as a proof. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Starting point is 01:54:41 You're about to go in. It's Norrie time. How I had a good one, but don't go. Yeah, yeah. He got a year, he was in the university of winning my third anniversary of winning my championship in 19-A-1. I left the ring.
Starting point is 01:54:56 I wish you would have brought the ring. I was gonna bring it because I normally wear it because it's my 35th anniversary. I was gonna wear it. I wear every anniversary year that I have many of my championships I won. You know, he'd come to the hood or not. No, no, I was coming.
Starting point is 01:55:09 I was coming. I was supposed to wear the ring. I left it because I was a little late. and I had to get on my ass on the road. At least I made it color people time. All right. Lawrence Taylor or Ray Lewis? No, we did that.
Starting point is 01:55:21 Ed Reed or Derell Revis? Yes. So, though. You better. You battle. Yeah, Reez Island. Y'all got to have Revis Island. Y'all New York A fan.
Starting point is 01:55:31 I know he'll live up there on Trump. He lives in Trump building, which is not a good thing, but I do. He's got a deal because he's New York. Shit. You're doing that. You're selling the one of the matter, motherfucker, for a big price. Yeah, too. It's about what you paid for.
Starting point is 01:55:47 If he paid a good price for it, he wins. But, no, I would never take that away and read. No, whatever you put a cane up there, you better have a legend like Lawrence Taylor up against it, boy. I'm picking one that. We ain't trained. See, that's where I was going to go with that. You see how you said that in the building and this and that.
Starting point is 01:56:02 Hey, you better have a legendary badass that. Because I know you are. Lawrence Taylor even take LT away from Labo Thomas. We all know that's LT to us. Absolutely right. LT, a badass. Love you, Lamar Thomas. Nothing to ever stop the love I have by you
Starting point is 01:56:18 because you're the motherfucker that baby, you take my helmet off. Relax, buddy. What's your guy? Come on. Rick Grim Ross and Trick Daddy. The Daddy Dollar. I watched Trick write his first album
Starting point is 01:56:29 coming out of jail in the complex. I walked Trick into my house in 1998. The big one that I had moved from the little one in Tampa to the big one. that we went over, he walked in the house and I'll never forget his reaction. He walked in my house and he looked because they had one of them staircases going up.
Starting point is 01:56:46 Nice spot over there after. He said, boy, you make a nigga want to write nine album. That's fine. Right? That's fine. Before that, we were sitting at the real hotel room with him down at the pink remodda down in the cone.
Starting point is 01:57:03 Big six foot at the door. That's a good night. He's come out. Look at him, Carlos. That's my middle name. I know. Look at them, Carlos. I said, who the fuck?
Starting point is 01:57:12 You're in the room, nigga? Who's fucking? You're talking to me right now, Carlo? I'm like, man, what's... You're tweaking over there, right? He said, that Hennessy bottle. You said, the Hennessy bottle, we're talking to us. You know what Tripaw said about Hennessy, right?
Starting point is 01:57:32 Hennessy make me think my enemy is getting cloaked. Poon, boom, boom. Got me shooting out of Gold. I call him out of Gold. Yeah. I call Hennessy. The best night I ever had on South Beach, I had a little five foot three Spanish mommy.
Starting point is 01:57:45 I said, what's you drank? She said, take me to the bar. I said, let's go. Took it to the bar. My fuck said, an incredible hook. Oh, okay. Those are the joints. And where was he?
Starting point is 01:57:56 Yeah. And the Superman. Al-Az-A and Tennessee. And the Superman, too. Al-Azade and Tennessee, grandma, say, yeah, this is fun. Ooh, who. Wow, get the chill-buck right now.
Starting point is 01:58:07 Talk about it. thing told my ass up. Boy, I said, anybody drank credible up. Sign me up. Sign up. You ever need to win after somebody. Man, still on the thick time or sign.
Starting point is 01:58:21 What? You're undefeited? I'm going to defeat. I was trying to give it to Sonny, but it's like, you know, my life, if I ever had a young lady that drink yak with me,
Starting point is 01:58:34 Hennessy, I'm undefeated. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, again. Okay. It's on your record. I'm about to say, ain't nothing.
Starting point is 01:58:39 You always catch your hair. Don't be your flip fans. No, no, we ought to call the hell. All right. But that's hunch juice. That, Henney? I learned it from Ryan College Mama. Because I messed around and bought a bottle of Hennessy V-S-O-P to her house.
Starting point is 01:58:58 And she looked at me and she said, that boy, that shit liquor. And she opened up her thing, and it was Remmy Martin. I ain't never gone back. All the brown. All the Browns are going to do it to you. No. Remy and more is another level.
Starting point is 01:59:11 You think so? Cognac. That's where you get Louie the 13 there, man. Come on, baby. But you got to go to Hennessy Parades. They do advocate. Yeah, Tennessee Parish. Right.
Starting point is 01:59:20 It's just refined. Like Luda Juice, he would weigh down. Hey, Chris, love, love it. Boy, you were wrong. It's Ludaeat. He said Luda Juice. You ain't never heard him say Luda Juice? No.
Starting point is 01:59:37 Yeah, listen to the truth. Let's get a rap. He said a little juice. He said a little juice. John Lynch or Ronnie Locke? I know a lot of better one. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, my way, boy. There's nothing that goes. He'll even say it.
Starting point is 01:59:55 Where are you in Ronnie Locke or Steve at Water? There's nothing that Roger. And Steve, my man, too. Both of I got Gold Jack and I ain't got with both of us. And I got Steve in the chair the joke. I got to know Ronnie Lines too. Steve, Steve, Olley was at the Hall of Fame. Had them 16 heels off.
Starting point is 02:00:11 I looked there to Steve walked over to me. I said, who that is with them come fuck me, pumps on? That's my wife. Oh, damn. Oh, Lord. I said, she's looking good at him, though. That's why I said. That's my man.
Starting point is 02:00:27 Hey, me, I'm telling you. Mama looking good at that damn shit. No, you're out of control, man. You had to control. I'm not out of control. Most of the time. But shit, when you were you with your all in faith, brother?
Starting point is 02:00:38 I'm telling you, some of the realest shit gets said, though. Oh, yeah. I believe it. Oh, I'm telling. Not by wives and the shit, but I'm really shit by, I had to defend Runday Barber. What about? I'm talking about, from Prime to all of them.
Starting point is 02:00:53 Hey, man, your man can't cover man to man. I said, listen, not everybody plays man to man. The system was what we had, and what he had in the system, he took full advantage of. I just want to know one question, because when y'all played this game, it was just two wide-outs. It wasn't the third one. They had a fullbacker. And Moose Johnson didn't exist when we played. Damn a Moose Johnson.
Starting point is 02:01:15 His neck was already short and gone by the time we got there. Only one we had was Larry Seners, and he was catching 100 balls out of the backfield, so he wasn't really a fullback. I said, when you go to Minnesota and this Jake Reed, Randy Moss and Chris Carton in the slot, who the fuck you got covering Chris Card in that slot on third down? That's better than Ronde.
Starting point is 02:01:33 That's what I put to him. That's what I put to him. I said, don't tell me no, Darren Woodson. Darren Wilson is coming off that ass. That mother better be 12 and two, or his ass is cooked. Who? Palamalo would turn his ass in the wrong direction
Starting point is 02:01:49 and do all kind of wild shit. That's like a chicken with his hair cut off, but the plays he made was spectacular. I'll give him now. Head and bad shit. Oh, no, no, no, no. Head and shoulders, all that shit. I got all that.
Starting point is 02:02:00 I got all that. I got a new one right here. I just like Jimmy's bugling and cheese. What's that? Wait, wait, wait, wait, right. Running a lot is a fucking two. But yeah. Cut the fucking fang off, dog.
Starting point is 02:02:09 Cut his finger. I got a quick time for him. That's one of the bad asses that I started my pictures with at all. Ronnie. Come on. What's that? Huh? What the hell?
Starting point is 02:02:22 You know, because... Where did he get on the show? You also connect with you. These guys, you know, these guys are pain in the butt. 12 year career. 13. Snow bunnies. What?
Starting point is 02:02:36 That's not the right question. No, it's not the right question. And stop with your head. I had one. Because after I have my own run, I had what? In your home run? And my home run, I had one. Legend.
Starting point is 02:02:49 When I came out of the bullshit in Arizona, black girls went fucking with me. Black girls were done. Oh, this was done. You're done. You're bad. It's the best of the thing in it all her. And she'd sell every day.
Starting point is 02:03:06 She's sell every day. She said every day, buddy. You know, whatever. I guess, I guess, ah, whatever. So what's it for you? No, no, no, no, no, no, he's true, he good, let me tell you. I'm in there. I'm in there.
Starting point is 02:03:23 I told you. You ain't on a tag. You know what I did. You ain't on there. No, no, no, no, he's good, he good, he good, he good. I'm in there. No, no, no, no. So, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:03:34 So my phone was dropped. Mm-hmm. Nothing. He don't, you don't, you don't, he don't, he don't, he don't do. That. Oh, buddy. Stop. Stop.
Starting point is 02:03:45 Let's talk. I'm asking you. I went to Tinda. My whole ball was telling me about Tender, this, dad. I'm like, Tender. No, not one slap. No bullshit. That's a lie.
Starting point is 02:03:55 That's a lot of that. Six foot two ex-vallible player for the Florida State. I swear to you. I swear to you. I swear to you. Ex-b volleyball. Damn. Two-time national champ.
Starting point is 02:04:08 Swim like a fucking me. Wait, this is a chick. talking. This is the chick that hit me. No. That's it. That's it. What else you need to know?
Starting point is 02:04:25 Add a picture of me. So. That ain't a sister though. No. You said there's nobody. It said it's nobody. Wow. No more Madello.
Starting point is 02:04:36 No more Madello for you. So she hit me. Six with two. A-ha letter. She worked for, um. Damn, what was that damn cosmetic company? Used to fly to Puerto Rico.
Starting point is 02:04:51 I don't know. I don't know the name of the company because it's been a while, and I'm really not able to talk about it, but she was, no, no, she was working down in Puerto Rico, doing all the stores there, and then going to Washington. And her dad was a hedge fund manager that was a billionaire. Trust me. She showed up.
Starting point is 02:05:11 She had to hook the valley up so much. And they said, who the hell? I'm like, what? Because I had never had him. chick like that at the house. You know, these was all late-night KOD action, you know, little little little poke. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:05:26 This is the regular race. Inside the NFL, I go see disco Rick up there at the 50 foot pole. I had never left the hood, but the hood had left me. So, she, I was on the corporate side now. Okay. Baby, baby, baby, maybe 11 at 7 o'clock in the morning, every morning, promptly to get to the job.
Starting point is 02:05:52 I had fucking broke holes laid around that bill forever. She was making $275,000. She was talking about taking me on the tear you ride cruise with her parents. I don't know about that. I don't like no cruise because you're trapped in the girl. So I've only had one white girl,
Starting point is 02:06:10 and she was fantastic. And until she died in the car. And then, down, she went. Oh, no, no. I leave to go to a fishing tournament. She goes to Dantes. They try to stop up from getting. The Jontes right here?
Starting point is 02:06:24 Dante is in Key West. Oh, I thought you were my one. Dante. The world famous Dante is down in Key West. She down there drinking and whatever. They try to stop her from getting in her car. Damn. No.
Starting point is 02:06:35 She looks that good. She gets the keys from him, getting a car drive off. This is a funny. This is a funny. Oh, you're funny. We still, we back to that. We ain't already cleared this. No, we did.
Starting point is 02:06:47 We didn't clear. We didn't clear. We were talking about buddies. We didn't know. We didn't start this on bunnies. Okay. And I say I have one, and you told me I was a legend, and I'm telling you about the one I had.
Starting point is 02:06:57 And the tragedy, so let's just start that. And the tragedy, yeah. So let's go. Oh, whoa, no. I actually get one of my dudes to call the cop, and they get on the phone talking about some stripper. I say, you fucking idiot, that bitch made $275,000. Her dad's a head's front billionaire.
Starting point is 02:07:13 I was going to get in contact with him and make him go pour fucking concrete in that pool in Dantase and make him stop it, because there was no way they were supposed to let her drive off that fucking property. No fucking change. No fucking chance. All right.
Starting point is 02:07:25 Yeah, man, they fucked it up, man. That's just... Y'all might be looking at the six-foot-two-months right now. Okay. Shit. I was going to go on that Tayride cruise. At first year, I balked on it. I'm like, shit.
Starting point is 02:07:37 I looked at that Tay-Ride crew. You ever see the Tay-Rite boat? No. Look up the Tay-Ride crew shit. Holy shit. There's a Tay-Ride ski place that the owner said, I don't care. because his workers weren't no snow anywhere
Starting point is 02:07:56 he was like, I don't care. He was losing a million dollars a day and said, I don't care. It took two weeks they came back. He just budge. You see it? That's wild. Yeah, look at it up. Watch.
Starting point is 02:08:09 He wasn't even though. He wasn't even know what to talk. He wasn't he was doing the producer thing. He was listening. He was listening. He was listening like he's got to. He made to show that damn. Hold on.
Starting point is 02:08:21 So we can move on. Come on. We got more, we got more? Come on. So Ice Cube or Scarface. Yeah, I need a couple more too. Ice Cube or Scarface. Brad?
Starting point is 02:08:34 Yeah, Brad. All right, you want first name? All right. With the legend. You got Drake. Brad and Cube shit. Cube used to come to the damn Raider fucking practices. He was one of my last ones.
Starting point is 02:08:45 He was out there. Wait, when Q went to the radar practices, what, well, well, out. We'll out. Drink your shot before you at that. Wow. Oh, he picked? Wow.
Starting point is 02:08:54 I was dead in 2004 through 08. So I don't think you're making music. Go, go, go ahead. Back around. Oh, he wasn't making music. He's okay. So he was the next one. And I think that was like 08, 09.
Starting point is 02:09:07 I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a cute freak. It was a lethal injection and all that shit, man. Yeah, no. To get a bird. Oh, I know. Both. Good to it.
Starting point is 02:09:19 both are we drinking hold on the I'm gonna make my time I'm about to say both you're all fucking up he made that one up
Starting point is 02:09:25 I don't make choices like that when you talk about classic legends of ice cube with big both are about being faced to face a face he asked that
Starting point is 02:09:32 because we had a famous argument on here me and Tony Yeo I'm a cube fan he just asked me my favorite was I say Q
Starting point is 02:09:38 and then he was a big fan you came you came to not cube it's cute come on QWA Q made the hardest fucking
Starting point is 02:09:46 no that's crazy no that's crazy Took seven Nickas and the Lord Angelard shit Right Yeah I'm glad
Starting point is 02:09:56 Y'all Stending off Used to be All the guys I heard you would die With the ain't And I see you on the video With Michelet
Starting point is 02:10:05 Oh He told their ass up Oh no It's a greatest shit Ever It's a greatest shit ever It's a great shit ever
Starting point is 02:10:13 I had to teach Molaid This Mollet is The first black Miss Nuremberg She's a black From Germany Inuberberg
Starting point is 02:10:19 She's a black the first black man's Noonberg. From that area? She was born in Newark. That's a new girl. She was born in Newark. That's crazy. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:10:26 She's the first black Miss Nuremberg. Okay. What were you saying? DJ Collet? Or DJ Drama? I don't, wait. Pick what? We don't drink.
Starting point is 02:10:41 Right. Callet. I don't know who drama is. Let's go. Okay. Because I just heard this, uh, Baster guy with his, uh, DJ Master?
Starting point is 02:10:48 Baster. Now, you heard of, Baster Grills? No, gangster grills. No. Hell, no. Hell, no, it's a back to shit. What the hell?
Starting point is 02:10:58 Don't listen to a fucking serious radio. Y'all only have any of the hurt I heard. Do it with shit. Where you download? You know what? They're fucked up. Fucking choices. I ain't did nothing.
Starting point is 02:11:13 I hate that. I hate that. You can't do your pictures like that. I can't even find the contact. No, they want you to talk to it, though. Yeah. Talk to it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:11:25 No, no, no. No, no, no. You know what? I don't do. I don't do. I don't do. I don't do. none of that. And I don't do the dumb shit neither, yo.
Starting point is 02:11:33 I do face ideally. Fuck that. Ain't no, ain't no black man look this good. It's a special shit. Yeah, you want to do that one? Do that one, Hass. I'm over there. Bo Jackson, a Christian queen. If I pick one, we drink? If you pick one, we don't drink, yeah.
Starting point is 02:11:53 Yeah, Bo Jackson. Ain't such thing as though Nigerian night, man. We killed Steve Atwater killed that shit on one Monday that's late. Bus his arm. Nigerian from that point of like this new one that just went to this carbine shit. Uh-huh. I promise you he won't make two cows. What?
Starting point is 02:12:09 Okay. So both. That Nigeria that ran fast at the HBCC combine. You know what? He was at the HBCU? He just said, though, the game. You remember Adam Archiletta?
Starting point is 02:12:23 Did all that shit at the combine? You remember Mike Mamoula did all that shit? 10-8 broad jump-up. That was my draft. That's the guy Philly drafted with the number seven picked at the bucks trade. Yeah, we've seen this shit before, but this first time a black guy ever done it. Yeah, except Anthony Richardson, the quarterback, and I tell people all the time, I'm the QB killer. I eat, sleep, shit, drink, quarterbacks. I don't know Bradfoss 40.
Starting point is 02:12:48 I don't know Peyton Manning's vertical. I don't know John L.A.'s. God damn broad jump, because that ain't throwing the fucking ball and playing quarterback. Anthony Richardson hit the fucking roof in his workout twice. He had 13. straight incompletions versus Florida State. What the hell are you evaluating? Get your ass on that tape, and that tape ain't going to lie. If your combine asked you to get involved, would you?
Starting point is 02:13:12 Who? The NFL Combine. That's where you're losing money. They keep you up to 1, 2 o'clock in the morning if you're a top pick, and then ask you to wake up at 4 o'clock, take a pitch test, and then I'll ask you to go out and work out. Go fuck yourself.
Starting point is 02:13:24 I'll see you at my school when I wake up at 8 o'clock nice and fresh, ready to go as a daisy. So the difference between Sador Sanders and Fernando Mendoza's not doing that. And what thing you think about that? What do you think? Once white and one's black. Once Cuban and one's black.
Starting point is 02:13:44 What Cuban you know that don't consider himself white. Hey, relax. I'm cute. Cuban, you know. A hundred y'all's way of Cuban look like white boy, right? 50 y'all's way of Cuban look like whiteboard, right? You know what you don't know. Like Marco Rubio.
Starting point is 02:14:00 I don't meet those, man. I don't know. I don't speak no Spanish. Trust me. Y'all have assimilated. You know this. Y'all are even going closer to Trump now, even worse. Not me.
Starting point is 02:14:09 No, no, no. We talk about Cuba's. I'm not talking about you. No, no, brother. Let me. No, I don't you say. I know what you said. I know what you said.
Starting point is 02:14:18 Right. Of that patting the ball. Right. Getting ready to throw. Right. Because what you should do it, it was a hitch. With Mendoza, he's getting ready to fire. You're right.
Starting point is 02:14:28 I just want to know when the last time you trusted the Cuban with a football game. Never. But not 6'5 Not being 6'5 after winning the national championship in the Heisman. What? Not being 6'5 after winning the national championship in the Heisman. Oh, so you're not feeling in the door. Is that what we're talking about?
Starting point is 02:14:44 Not even close. Not even close. You're not feeling them. Not even close. What do you think about Kurtz's football? One thing I know about Big Ten football, it's not fast. That's why Ohio State and the receivers look like they're looking at a Big Ten. Right, right.
Starting point is 02:14:57 Because they come grabbing from Florida, Santonio Holmes and all the more in Florida. They go up there and they're running their football. that motherfuckering bluegrass, they got up there in Michigan. So you don't think he's going to be able to hand? No. No. No. He asked me a question.
Starting point is 02:15:09 He asked me a question. And I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, and I, don't know, I'm going to go to the White House. Right. Right. Right. Right. But, but, but, but, now you got to go to work.
Starting point is 02:15:24 And he understands that. Tom Brady can't help you. Right. Right. Right. Right. Tom Brady was a feeble little motherfucker. that came out of Michigan that looked like he was going to have the shit.
Starting point is 02:15:34 Right. So isn't that something that irrelevant? Right. With the same conference status of it. What? He's going to pay him up? He's going to build him up. Hey. You packed yourself out of a lot of shit, but sometimes you ain't got what it's in inside you.
Starting point is 02:15:47 There's two type of men in this world. One that say I can and when they say I can't. They both are right. Amen. And we're talking. They both are right. And we're talking football. And football will beat your ass out fast.
Starting point is 02:16:00 I hope and don't does good. You know what the NFL's down for? Not for long. Not for us. Get your ass here. Get your ass out. When I came in the league, the average career was 3.7 years long.
Starting point is 02:16:13 When I left 13 years later, it was 3 flat. Yeah. What the hell to happen to that 0.7? Oh, no. Because we have a crop in the scouting department that has to say that I'm going to pick the next great one. Mm-hmm. You just regular.
Starting point is 02:16:27 You just regular. You just regular. You're just regular. I'm looking for something special. Is that brand name? marketing or just finish three times last No, it's just what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:16:39 Biggie Smalls or Biggie Smalls? Okay. What was your Biggie story you said you had? Luther Campbell and me birthday is a three, four days apart. Shout out to him. No, three days. 19 and the 22nd. No, 23rd.
Starting point is 02:16:53 He's 23rd. I'm the defensive player of the year, all this shit going on, whatever. So he calls me, kill your ass over to the house. We hang it out today. I don't give a damn. I say, you know if I'm coming up? Yeah, yeah, bring your shit with you because I'm smoking. I'm like, I don't go to where I'm birthday.
Starting point is 02:17:08 So we get over this motherfucker. And this light-skinned blue-eyed Puerto Rican named D is there. They're her two friends. And Lucet, I got something for you for your birthday. I'm so many day. That's a big day. Nice. So my man Caesar's there that taught me how to play the defensive tackle.
Starting point is 02:17:30 from the university. He's from Jersey. He's staunch. So, Luke come in, yeah. Yo, go get the motherfuckers out of the front. It's Biggie, Lucy's, Colt Jr. Mafia.
Starting point is 02:17:43 Wow. Mind you, I'm on the couch with these streets smoking blood, and I'll be attacked. Right. I mean, all over me. So these motherfuckers walk in, Luke like, no, no, no,
Starting point is 02:17:54 out here, out here, he's doing whatever he's doing. Come on, come on, come on. Because they're smoking, too. And he said, y'all don't smoke, he smoked, y'all smoke. Y'all smoked that staking stuff. He smoked smell alright. You don't smoke a Crip.
Starting point is 02:18:04 Right. Right. Crip. Cripp. Cripp. I'm not. You know. They were on a high girl.
Starting point is 02:18:09 He lost. Dude. What? I'm asking. I'm telling you the story. Just listen. You might learn. So, so, so, so.
Starting point is 02:18:22 So they all go on the bouts. They're smoking or whatever. So big come back in. Big say, yo, big man. I see, yo, what's up, baby. I'll be. I'll be in tight about three chicks. He said, you mind the, like a pig one.
Starting point is 02:18:35 What you want me to do, pick? I got a heavy dish. You pick it. I'm going to be in the room. You send me one. So he walks to the bedroom. Three chicks looking at me, I'm like, what, y'all want me to direct y'all to go do whatever big.
Starting point is 02:18:48 He's like, I got him. She jumped up, did him up. We, like, that's 94, 95, and 6, 97. He's at Tallahassee, the Capulow. Right. up in the Capulowal. I'm a can't. We go to Capulah. My Florida State dudes, Derek Brooks, Derek Alexander, Tadrick McIntosh, all them up there,
Starting point is 02:19:10 Samarry Roll, all I'm up there. You, self, we can't get in. I said, oh, I'm getting in. I said, I guarantee you. You're telling me, big and small van coming through this road right here, going through this gate, they're like, yeah, I guarantee you he stopped that vetted and he let us hear. I'll have my life on it. I'm standing there, dog, and this big white van comes.
Starting point is 02:19:31 about and they got ready to turn that bitch, Biggie beat on the winter, yo, big man right there. I see. I'm telling you, dog. These dick was like, yo, when you know that? I ain't, this first time I ever told the story.
Starting point is 02:19:46 I ain't even tell it that day. I said, I just knew him. I ain't never even told it that day. He was like, yo, big man. He was like, yo, I know. I'm way outside in my area right now. I can't help you. He was like, yo, no, no, no.
Starting point is 02:19:59 Some good people. I'm like, yeah, it's nine colleges up here. shit be good. So we just, we up there on the stage about the way to don't. I'm bumping the DJ booth
Starting point is 02:20:07 spinning and knocking the record off and not giving the damn telling him what you're going to do about it. Trust me. Been big. I'm good with big.
Starting point is 02:20:16 I got a better story. I'm on tiny chat one night with Dofat. Okay. Tiny chat. Yeah. 12 people on the screen. Okay.
Starting point is 02:20:24 We're having an ad-shaped contest. You know Dofat, right? No. A producer? Uh-uh. Dofat did. D'Dak. D'Fat has a 12 tiny chat, and I just fell into this from some chicks in Houston that I've met.
Starting point is 02:20:38 And I'm flying from Florida to L.A., LA, to New York going to do in the inside of the NFL. I got the worst schedule ever. And I'm on East Coast, but I'm on West Coast, so I don't sleep much. It doesn't matter. So I'm on here with them, whatever. Rich Eisen has 55,000 followers on Twitter, because I'm that far behind him. I got like 15,000. I'm like 40 behind him.
Starting point is 02:20:58 Like a whole Brooklyn followed me this night. I'm in the room with Dofad. I got the damn thing broke because, you know, I'm working for the NFL network, and I'm rolling the blunt. So I got the, I got the camera block. But it says, we kill it at the corner. He's like, yo, man, let me get Liseisee in here. Like, L'C.
Starting point is 02:21:18 Like, my little Cs is? Biggie L'A's? So I'm rolling fast. Like, let me roll this bitch up. Hit this blood a couple times so I can get all this motherfucker and pull this bitch off. So La Cese is. that bitch talking to the dough fat, whatever.
Starting point is 02:21:30 I put the blood out, I snatched that bitch off. I'm sitting there looking like this here. Listen it to her. A nigga look the same. QB killer. Nicky Sapp is that you? I said, what's up, baby? I said, yo, be loved that nigger.
Starting point is 02:21:47 Hope Brooklyn followed me, dog. I woke up the next morning. I had 85,000 followers, and Rich Eisen still had 55. And I didn't know at the time that Tiny Chat actually post the link to where you're at. Oh, shit. Right on your feed. I didn't know. But I knew that I couldn't be, you know, seen doing what I'm doing, you know, with the people that I worked for.
Starting point is 02:22:14 I worked for the NFL. So, but it was sending the link out. Like how like Shannon Sharp got caught? Like that. No, no, no. No, no. Hold on, hold on. You want to investigate that?
Starting point is 02:22:26 Because I got a lot of questions. I got a lot of questions. I'm going to leave you with this. Yeah, go ahead. Okay. We ever heard that? In the Saturdayshaugh video, we ever heard this? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:37 Oh, okay. You ever heard that in that video? Did you ever hear this in that video? We call that hitting it, right? Right. If you yell at, ooh, Michelle, oh, Michelle, that means she drops. Whoa. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:22:52 She's doing something to you. Oh, she's doing something to you. Right. Right? Because when we're going is right here. There ain't no smacking going on us. No smacking.
Starting point is 02:23:04 What you're hitting? And why ain't she the one talking? What was that? So she's, yo, Biggie loved that, yo, we was in Miami Lala,
Starting point is 02:23:18 told the story. I'm telling you, Rich Eisen woke up the next morning I went to work. I mean, I had no idea, you know, with this one all.
Starting point is 02:23:24 I didn't even look, you know, you don't follow. You don't look at your followers. You don't give it that. And where it goes. That motherfucker came up to me and was like, where did you go last night?
Starting point is 02:23:33 I'm like, what you mean? Where did I go? He was like, that place. Like what place? He's like, you was in a room. I'm like, oh, that's Tiny Chat. That's the Doffat room. You know, you had chicks on there rapping and, you know,
Starting point is 02:23:44 DJs come in, they do shake a booty contests, you know? This is my first following about cash out. You know, we had to send cash out to the chick that won the Shake a Booty contest for a couple hundred dollars. We had to send her money, so, you know, I thought about that. So we was in there jacking around and all of a sudden, Came in a big one like, yo, Biggie loved him. That's my man, yo, God.
Starting point is 02:24:03 My Twitter took off. Went past Rich Island and Richieffle. I was like, you just passed me and Twitter followers. I'm like, what you mean? I look, I'm like, ooh, 30,000 up on you. And I went to bed. I was 40 behind him. Wow.
Starting point is 02:24:17 I was 15, and he was at like 45, 55. 85. 85. I was 30. Oh, I was laughing at it. I was tripping because he didn't want. that made me get to Twitter. He was like, if you're going to work here,
Starting point is 02:24:31 you got to help me with this Twitter thing. We got to bring views to the network. Because we weren't in New York. So we snatched like 20% of ESPN viewers in the first year. Yeah, we were working. Yeah, we were working. Yeah, we were working. Let's get to the next one.
Starting point is 02:24:46 Come on. Bucks or Raiders. Vote. Okay. Dollar. Okay. Come on. Come on.
Starting point is 02:24:56 NWA or Wu-Tang? gonna pick the bucks my bad no no you could always fly b o by ship in my car on my house flying both flags and if you fuck with me i will flip your ass upside guy there's only four flags fly on my shit the parker blue daughters my high school them canes raiders bucks i like the way said them canes damn right mike says to you i say them canes that's my if i'm on a boat that's the four flags that fly with me okay i love n wu-a wutan NWA them New York ass niggins
Starting point is 02:25:32 that cream I understand I love I love I love red I love in math but you know Well New York and Florida have always had a love
Starting point is 02:25:39 of hate relationship Y'all they never dig out of music like trick that he gets no play up that JT money Poison Klan got no play he
Starting point is 02:25:47 he probably hate he far a hate motherfucking jam pony called Jamponi Jets because DJ Clue does the shit the niggins hate Clue talking
Starting point is 02:25:57 over the beat You know what that's Jay Porter? We at Jam Porty. Y'all got DJ Clue. Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, ghetto style. Getto-style DJ, that's Luke.
Starting point is 02:26:08 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, baby. Come on, okay. You from Miami? Yeah. Oh, shit, you're Cuban, that's right. Oh, no, it's not a bad thing. I love all my Cuban brothers,
Starting point is 02:26:20 but it's just a side of them that's down there playing chess in the park. I don't want nobody else here. The life is too long to play. That's why they don't want to. I'm going to skip one, but y'all can grab this one. But Pitbull or Florida? Florida.
Starting point is 02:26:38 Okay. If football had me in the song. But Pitbull has a problem because I wasn't born and raised in the county of day. I was born in orange, but I was raised in day. Yeah, yeah. But the song is born and raised in the county of day. I'm not. and I'm in the fucking drum.
Starting point is 02:26:59 I don't fuck that way. My part is when he says that, right? When we come out in that part, my whole crew. And I ain't born, no, I was raising date, but I was born in Owens. I'm on Orlando. I'm 4-7. I came here and trust me. I got man-loving date.
Starting point is 02:27:18 I tell them all the time, I was born and owns, but I was raising date. My 18 and 22 years was fucking... And that time you were here was... Oh, it was everything, nigg. We raised South Beach. You remember Nicky Beach, Nicky Beach going right now? They were that bullshit.
Starting point is 02:27:31 It was that bullshit. Yeah. Penrodge. Pinrodrods. That was the shit. Yeah. That was the first Friday. But we were gone.
Starting point is 02:27:42 Daddy the Cheetah? First Friday. Hell yeah. Lewis Oliver? Remember Luke? Come on. Fis Street. Come on.
Starting point is 02:27:49 Come on. You are still getting it done out here. Who? Lewis Oliver. Oh, Louis Oliver. He's all right. He's running with Mike. He's a headline.
Starting point is 02:27:56 He OG. Yeah, yeah, he is. So, um, go back to Ed James or Marshall? Oh, Ed James James. Shit. That about when you're ready to drink,
Starting point is 02:28:06 both. Let's go. Shit. I got my Florida ball from a bolley and my dog that I body slammed this. That's my golf and buddy and by NFL network, Padre.
Starting point is 02:28:14 We started game day morning together. Mm. Oh, man. The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shake my behavior and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection.
Starting point is 02:28:29 This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming.
Starting point is 02:28:50 The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more. individualize, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you to hear more. Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 02:29:18 If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Georgia accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man. They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. I like the bougie style of Housewives show. I think it looks like it's going to be interesting. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King,
Starting point is 02:29:41 recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the team everybody's talking about. As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it. I understand the game. As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this.
Starting point is 02:30:00 At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 02:30:13 Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody, please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian, and recently I've become quite the helper myself.
Starting point is 02:30:29 And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions. Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream of chicken suit. Hey, cream a chicken suit. This is Help from a Hypocrite,
Starting point is 02:31:02 the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the MyCultura Podcast Network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcasts presents soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah. This is my best friend, Janet.
Starting point is 02:31:19 Hey. And we have been joined at the Hipson's High School. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later. We're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips, wider. This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey.
Starting point is 02:31:34 With all the snacks and drinks. Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Oh, they had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white color or something here? Just take it. What are y'all doing?
Starting point is 02:31:44 Microphones? Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. Come on. I would buy it. Cut through the defense like a. Hot knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious.
Starting point is 02:31:57 Oh, you're lucky. I'm not a drug addict. You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You are. I'm lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team, and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Oh. Listen to soccer moms on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 02:32:17 Be it up at, we used to show up at the job at five in the morning, get makeup, and be on the set at six. It was just me, him, and SpiroD's. It was so animated between me and him. The producer Kato was like, yo, are y'all too serious? He's like, what? He's like, I could have swore y'all about to fight out here. Why should look at me? I'm like, uh-uh.
Starting point is 02:32:44 I'm like, dude, that ain't the passion you want. We think y'all too about to fight. I say, that's got to be good TV because everybody at home has to be thinking that, too. being here like to you close to fight because he'd been to go play golf after this and I'm going to get my blood and watch the fucking football games what the fuck he's talking about
Starting point is 02:33:02 there's no way in hell we finished no way hell I woke up at 5 fucking 4 o'clock breast my teeth at 420 and every morning I would tweet time to make the donuts at 420 you go back and look at my tweets every night every 420 in the morning
Starting point is 02:33:16 I was like tired to make the donut because it was the only time that 420 hit on my clock that I wouldn't hit a blood because I had to be sober to go in there and talk that shit with him Because he, that son of a bitch. Boy, you're talking about a football mind? I had to be on my game, dog.
Starting point is 02:33:31 I used to watch Saturday night live just to be ready for Marshall in the morning. Wow. That's a son of a bitch, boy. You know he taught Peyton Manning the protection of this shit in his first year. No. He was helping him with it. Yo, you can't. I didn't think he could get there.
Starting point is 02:33:46 That's what Peyton used to tell him. Payton has the most interception as a rookie. Right. Throw that ball. I ain't think he'd get there. Marshall says about week six, he looked at him and say, They can always get there. He kept saying.
Starting point is 02:33:58 I didn't think he could get there. Dude, they can always get there. You're going to need to throw that ball earlier and Lwada. They can get there. He's that. He's the head coach at Southern University right now. We got to go make a visit. We got to go down there nowhere.
Starting point is 02:34:12 I'm going to say, come. Oh, yeah. We got, boy, you like, you like Norland's food? New Orleans food? Yeah, hell of it. That's the greatest place on earth to eat other than a shamran. I like gumbo without the, without the pork in it. This is a good one.
Starting point is 02:34:23 You're raised on the pork. Now you're going to turn your back on that. Raised on the horse. Raised on the horse. Now you're going to turn your back. You're going to turn your back. God made it out of a braided. Raised on the horse.
Starting point is 02:34:40 I told your mother had that canned pork in that house, boy. And that rated cheese. You had that brown box of cheese that made the greatest grilled cheese on earth. But, boy, you never cut that bitch even. And then my break back memories for you. Come on. Isaac Ruth. Bruce, Marvin Harrison.
Starting point is 02:35:04 Both. Let's drink. Oh, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. And they both were to see us. You said that was. Top of the top.
Starting point is 02:35:13 You said Marlinson and. Yeah, and both of them hold gold jackets. Ike groups. Ike Bruce from right up here at Dillon High School. Ike Bruce from right up here at Dillin High School. Bruce cut a hole in our ass in 1993 playing for Memphis. I didn't know that. Yeah, Dillon High School right here.
Starting point is 02:35:28 Yeah, Ike Bruce, the Reverend, the good Reverend. The good Reverend. I cannot not take the good Reverend. Man, I got the good Reverend on speed down. And Marvin and me was in the Big East together. Indianapolis Coast. I mean, Marvin had the NFL record with 143 receptions in a season for a long time. Shit.
Starting point is 02:35:48 All right, guys. And never switched sides. Him and Reggie. The Richard was left, he was right. They never switched sides. Yeah, never switch size. Kodak or 21 Savage? Well, I would take the Florida ball over to the European, so I ain't got a drink.
Starting point is 02:36:04 Y'all got me now. I'm not a drinker. My name is Warren. My drug or choice in marijuana. Kodak. I was going to drink for Kodak anyways. Okay. No, both you got a drink.
Starting point is 02:36:16 I know the rules. This is the last one quick time. I'm going to go back into the interview. you. Loyalty or respect. Yeah, let me just pour you that shot. Oh, you're going to need it with that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:36:26 You know you're going to need it. You know the type of man I am. You already know the type of man I am. Loyalty and respect. All right, both. No, left hand. Come out. Okay.
Starting point is 02:36:33 Sal-Lew you got to do with the left hand. Left, left. Oh, left. Left hand. Billion that told me left hand. I like that. And 11. 11.
Starting point is 02:36:42 11, yeah. And you made a lot of them. I hate what the motherfuckers. I hate what the motherfuckers. You might listen to him. What I got to lose is like that. like praying. If I get down hell waiting, oh, well. And if I get there's some wings and angels are waiting, oh, well.
Starting point is 02:36:59 Now, this, uh, there's a video of you. Oh, shit. That's not bad already. No, no, no, taking a, uh, I believe it's a swordfish. Oh. And you take, you swimmer with it. You swimmer all the way down. You wrestling it?
Starting point is 02:37:14 Mm-mm, I'll short tea. Yeah. It's called a selfie with a sale. And this shit. ain't AI at all. No, this is not AI. I'll show you the picture before it. Right.
Starting point is 02:37:26 It's one before. Hold on. I think it's in sat fishing. Oh, people say that. I'm listening. 800 to 1,000 to 1,000. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:37:34 No, it wasn't that big. He wasn't that big. And it was a sort of. There's a pre-pitcher. Or Sam Fish. Right before. There it is. Wow.
Starting point is 02:37:44 See, there it is. There it is. I just caught it at the right time. Wow. It just, it just, Yeah, it is. Because this is the one right before when I was going down with it, see?
Starting point is 02:37:55 You're snorkeling or scuba? No. You see the stick in my hand? I got the GoPro stick in my hand, see? Oh, no. You're getting that. This is years ago. Yeah, this is in 2019.
Starting point is 02:38:05 But it's like you just redive and what are you doing? It's my birthday. No, listen. December 19, 2019, yeah. Yeah. You grabbed it? No, no, no, no. I catch it.
Starting point is 02:38:17 He wants to know because he's trying. He wants to try. He wants to try. He wants to try. them through it, if it's hate you to let me shut up and let me talk. It's a beautiful thing. It's a typical barbershop.
Starting point is 02:38:27 The barbershop will ask you a question and never let you answer. All right. We catch it. Getting up by the boat, he grabs it. My man Burrow. What up Burrow.
Starting point is 02:38:40 Burrow takes it off, gets in the water with him and does circles with him and calms him down. I can show you my old lady. She caught a, Monster, big ass one. You don't want a monster-ass fish.
Starting point is 02:38:52 And then she went, and I went, you're going to let him get in the water with your fish? And she was like, no. I'm like, you're going to let him get in the water with your fish? And I got a video of her going out into the water, but nobody took me going out into the water. I'm fake. My resume is what it is.
Starting point is 02:39:11 You're going to get him. You're going to catch me in a lot. You're going to catch me in a lot. No, my lady did it first. Because I always put the lady up first to kiss the fish, so she's satisfied. I'm good. I've been a good boyfriend. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 02:39:25 That type of shit. I'll keep my coverage. She's happy now. She got in the water with it. She got pictures with it. Now I can have my whole day because she's going to back up and let me fish now. So when I caught mine, he did that. I jumped in the water with that motherfucker I grabbed a fucking GoPro and everything.
Starting point is 02:39:39 I'm going to release this bitch. And I got that picture. Yeah, I did it myself. She has her. Can I snow? Yeah, no, you go through that. Ain't nothing. And watch you.
Starting point is 02:39:52 That's her going right now, see? Sonny about to put his contact in your phone. No, no, no. I said, you go on? I said, you gotta go. He and the feet. My dude, no, this is in Costa Rica. You see how flat it is?
Starting point is 02:40:08 The water on a movement, Costa Rica. That's that food a vida. That's the good a vida, baby. That's a pure vida, baby. You come back, you keep saying. gets you some pool in Tampa, if you want. A little tarpah over at the Skyway Bridge. That's just the Tampa.
Starting point is 02:40:25 But they're already, get you some pool. Pooled on the loose. I don't know, man. You don't eat the selfish. We get the Mahi, Mahi, and the tuna and all the shit that is edible, or we eat on the boat? All day.
Starting point is 02:40:38 Another was slovy. Yeah. Well, hold on. Come on. Because I heard that you also went lobster. Oh, that's my shit. And, um, a shark bitch? He proud of that shit.
Starting point is 02:40:54 Yeah, because I was... What kind of shark was it? It was a damn, all right. No, that ain't shit, bro. It was a, it was a shark. No, a shark is a shark no matter what. What are you, dog? No, no, no, no, but you ain't going to do you this.
Starting point is 02:41:17 You know how they're supposed? Yeah. I want to know I mean a snap seat guy talking to that shit. No, I thought he bit you. Yeah. He ate shit. Yeah. No, no, no.
Starting point is 02:41:30 What I happened was, we didn't. Yeah. I went long sleeves. And I thought he bit you in the ass. He bit you in the arm? No, no. Yeah. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 02:41:42 All right. I was watching. And when we dropped down, You can see their tentacles stinking out of the water. I got video of it. Oh, shit. That's something else. And when I went down, they dropped.
Starting point is 02:41:56 When you get there, they drop down. I said, oh, shit. So I reached underneath, and I felt something soft. I'm like, what the fuck? And I looked, and the fin came up. And I said, this bitch. And it's like four nice lobsters in there. Okay.
Starting point is 02:42:09 But I can't stick my hand in there with his ass though. What? So I came out with the bright-ass I did. I'm going to snatch it. ass out of here. So I snatched him out of this bitch. He about that long. He came out and he went to going.
Starting point is 02:42:25 Now, I don't know what made me do this, but I had my GoPro. I ain't have my GoPro. I grabbed him by the tail. He's a full motherfucking extension. I'm like, this is so cool. I'm a black man down 30 people.
Starting point is 02:42:43 You're having a goddamn show. No, no, no, I'm a black man down 30 feet grabbing the goddamn shot. And you were in scuba or you were in hookah? No, I had the hookah. The hookah? The hookah? Okay, okay, okay. We took it over the side.
Starting point is 02:42:53 Okay, okay, okay. You can stay down there and get the lobster. Okay. So this motherfucker going. I'm like, yeah, this is cool. So I look up and J.C., my little partner, I show him to you, me and me and I'm a little, I'm still in the old, right? A young, 12, like, 12 year old, right?
Starting point is 02:43:05 Yeah, yeah, okay. He's like, yeah, okay. He like, yeah, ooh! He like, I was like, yeah, right? And I turned back and I turned back, turn it back curling this body to bite me. And the only thing to save me
Starting point is 02:43:16 was my shirt right there. You see? My shirt is right on it. My luck's clear. Wow. So when I read that, he was biting and I snatched away. From the, you know,
Starting point is 02:43:28 you know, you know, you know if you slit your wrist right here, you die, right? Oh, shit. That's the way he's biting. Wow. Right off my vein. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:36 Yeah. Ah. Yeah. Yeah. That bitch got raised the sharp teeth, and he's a president. Yeah, he was on the attack. He was on an attack by a six foot two, three hundred pounds
Starting point is 02:43:46 a little that he'd know. So he turned to defend himself and I was smart enough to go, whoa! And that was the only thing to save him, man, I wrapped that bitch up in some electric black tape and went back for a couple more lawsuits. Sonny, what would you have done in that situation? No, but if I, if it was beat and that shit that bit me,
Starting point is 02:44:06 I would have just went like this and this. He waited to be saved He waiting to be saved Now also You know you can't swim them Yeah, yeah You can't tell You can't swim
Starting point is 02:44:23 I know I saw your reaction To him I know he can't swim You can't swim You can tell a man A lot about a man When he tells a story You can't swim
Starting point is 02:44:33 I got it I got you You can't swim You're like Keisha We're in the backyard For a pool part Four-foot pool, wouldn't get in the pool. Change your fucking smoking jacket like it was you having or something.
Starting point is 02:44:45 In here? What the fuck you doing, man? Changing a fucking smoking coach. You don't even smoke. You don't even smoke. He changed the smoking coach and shit. Like, you're helping at the party. Yeah, that's hilarious.
Starting point is 02:44:57 That's my guy. All right, but now you also do fishing. Now, that's different from deep... What does that consider it? Deep Sea diving, what you do right there? That was fishing. That's... When I decided to jump in the water,
Starting point is 02:45:08 because he doesn't come to fish down and take pictures. Not the lobster when he was going with... So I thought that was like two different things. Like when you school... When I go spearfishing, they're going to kill lionfish, which is invasive to Florida. They're eating a wreaths.
Starting point is 02:45:21 That's why I'm going to do it. It's legal... No, no. It's like iguanas and mosquito ducks. Right. It's a league league... No, you can drive down the road with your golf cart with an air pistol that's 25 or 30 caliber
Starting point is 02:45:32 and shoot all those ducks or iguanas everywhere you see them. Wow. Everywhere. There's nobody about... You ain't seen the dude that got... Oh, you want to see the iguana on the grill? Dude got caught with a gun by school?
Starting point is 02:45:42 I told you, I told you they got a guana barbecue grill. You want to see the iguana on the grill? You're the iguana guy? You eat iguana? Oh, my God. Do you eat the water? Sweet chicken. No.
Starting point is 02:45:53 Wait. The way you look. Say it is wild right now. No way. Sweet chicken. I'm telling you. Yo, I'm telling you. You got to invite us for iguana talk for all these days.
Starting point is 02:46:07 Yeah. Sweet chicken. I eat the eggs and everything. I'm gonna get y'all. Y'all be floated niggins in no time. Yeah. You need iguana. And that's like, one of the few sauce.
Starting point is 02:46:16 I eat your black ass. You can't get me in the grid. Hold on. Let's do a couple more shots. Come on. Come on. I got another one for you. You know, MacDowl?
Starting point is 02:46:36 Hey, MacDohm, the M-Steem file serving human fucking fuck. Wait, what? No, that's real. For real? My daughter read that shit come in. Because, you know, when I was growing up, the Big Mac was the thing. Two-all-Baddy-Patty's sauce of the cheap.
Starting point is 02:46:53 You ever heard of the ghetto Big Mac? No. A double-quarter pounder minus the onions and Big Mac sauce. It's three times the meat and a third of the bread. What the hell of that shit? Double-quarter pounder, take the silver onions off and add Mac sauce. The ghetto Big Macs off. It ain't got that look.
Starting point is 02:47:12 I have to go back to the Epstein father's part of this. No, my daughter, so she knew I ate this because that was my, like, fix. That was your thing, right? That was my fix. Because I found out that the fucking Chick-fil-A sandwich got a plus hundred ingredients in that. Holy fuck, you're a lot. And we thought that was holier than God. What?
Starting point is 02:47:28 They were so consistent, right? Wait a minute. Y'all heard my feelings. You didn't know Chick-Pillet had with a hundred ingredients in the Chick-Pillet sandwich? No, I did. It's 33 in the sandwich. It's another 20-something in the fries. in full box.
Starting point is 02:47:45 And you know they're like a super shit. Yeah. And, and, and, uh, they're not even open on Sunday, right? Yeah. Bays some petroleum. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:47:54 The food is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. No, no. No, I'm gonna see you some shit.
Starting point is 02:47:58 You don't stop eating a bunch of shit. You need gummy beer? No, no. I mean, gummy, gummy weed beers. What? I mean, gummy, gummy, gummy, no.
Starting point is 02:48:06 No, no. You're regular. You're about regular gummy beers. That has broke shit. No. Okay. But the McDonald's is in the Epstein files. Yes.
Starting point is 02:48:12 I'm gonna get my daughter sent to you. You know about Soiling Green? Who? Soiling Green. What's Soling? I'll tell you later. This is a longer story. It's a movie that predicts.
Starting point is 02:48:23 All right. I'll tell you later. Well, the whole thing is the tobacco companies took over to food companies. And the tobacco companies for years would lie to you about the rat poison they put in the cigarettes. Yeah. And they didn't bought the food companies now. And what they're doing is synthetically, synthetically engineering food. Wow.
Starting point is 02:48:40 Whenever you go and you order salmon, you ask you. some where to fuck that salmon come from. And if they tell you that agriculture shit, do not eat it. It never had scales, it never touched. And they died. It was engineered. They were engineered. They got to pull your shots.
Starting point is 02:48:54 I got to put it. But why you got to do this shit to me every time? You get tired, though. Hey, Teddy, Beez. They're testing. Everybody didn't say shop on me. Like, you, I love you, dog, but you're out of control. I'm already to say Saq on San Francisco.
Starting point is 02:49:10 So he's like, yo, E, man. They touch you. Touch of beauty. I don't know what he's saying. Listen, guys. I don't know if I should give you a shot, but I'll give him. I don't know if I want it. But anyway, the food now.
Starting point is 02:49:24 So just check my Instagram. Me and my dude about to do a subway, subway with the sandwich, and watch out it doesn't deteriorate. Wait, wait, what do you mean? Oh, just like they did with the McDonald's. It doesn't deteriorate. It doesn't move. It's not food.
Starting point is 02:49:38 Yeah. Subway uses a mass. It doesn't rock. It doesn't rock. It doesn't rock. a mat that's using yoga mats and shoes and it's banned in Europe. If you use it in Europe, you would get a $450,000 fine and your business will have to close for 10 years. We're eating petroleum.
Starting point is 02:49:54 We're eating everything. Do you know Doritos catch on fire? I love Doritos. You know they catch on fire? Oreo. You should not do it. Oreo. No, Oreos won't, boy. You put a flame on dough. Oreos will not do shit. It won't do anything shit. It won't move. But Oreos is vegan, right? No, but it's not a cooking. It's vegan. It's vegan because it's not me, but it's not human.
Starting point is 02:50:24 My son had a gluten allergy. Way back in fucking 2005, six, seven, and eight. Oh, my God, it was the worst fucking four years of my life. No one was doing gluten-free shit. I went to subway. This is why I have a fucking bright with subway. I went to subway because I had met one of the executives. It's not Jared.
Starting point is 02:50:44 Fuck Jared. No, I don't even know. Jared. That motherfucker, fuck, my kid. They're in a white pedophile. They got little dicks, so they need a kid. That's all it is. I mean, stop.
Starting point is 02:50:57 They want to change the marriage age in Tennessee, Florida, and all this to 14. It's crazy. They're doing a bunch of crazy shit. I'm on a whole other level, but the whole thing about it is, it's just... The glue thing you said.
Starting point is 02:51:09 No, no. I was passing it, taking them to school, coming back home. And my son wanted an Italian every day. So I went to the subway people. or can you get me gluten-free bread? I will buy it. I will pay for a loaf,
Starting point is 02:51:25 whatever, 12, 20-4, gluten-free, whatever he don't eat, throw it the fuck away. I'll buy another one next week because he wants this. I didn't even know it was processed meat. But then I found out about the yoga mat. Oh, it was on. It was on at that point because I actually knew the dude who actually supplied the bread.
Starting point is 02:51:43 Scott Devon, he's up in Michigan. He's a friend of mine. And I told him, I said, dude, you got to take that out. He said, I can't. I said, what do you mean? He said, how do I ship it? I said, I thought bread was made fresh in subway. There's only four ingredients you need to make bread.
Starting point is 02:52:00 But that bread is going to be dead in 24 hours. Anything worth eating is going to rock quickly. Cuban bread. Yeah, man, you're talking about. It was my son. It was my son. So when you're talking about your child, there's nothing you won't do. All right.
Starting point is 02:52:18 Light of note. Okay. Let a note. Like, no. Give me one of them. You mentioned before, Bean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 02:52:26 I got old school lungs. I got old school lungs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you guys are like my gravity here, man. I thought about this before I came here to see. How about, what do you think about this Mount Rushmore of Warren's? Warren. Warren Beatty?
Starting point is 02:52:49 Warren Buffett Stop Warren Moon Stop You ain't You ain't star With Warren Moon 78,000
Starting point is 02:53:01 Professional Passing Y'all Six Great Club You can order before they switch No no six great Cup titles in Canada Yes 1978 he won the Rose Bowl No no no listen to me
Starting point is 02:53:15 Listen to me listen to me You don't know this 1978, he won the Rose Bowl for the Washington Huskies. Yes. The NFL would not let him in. And he's a prototypical non-run pocket passer.
Starting point is 02:53:30 78,000 professional yards. 78,000 yards. God, dad. That's my dog. From 1 to 99, Warren Cup. So, Warren Beatty and Warren Buffet? I'll do Warren Beatty and Warren Buffet. I'll do Warren Beatty because I like his movies.
Starting point is 02:53:46 Warren Buffet can go to hell. All right, so we keep it at three. Warren Bady. When Warren Buffett, Warren Sapp the second, it's a Warren C. But don't Warren Buffett eat McDonald's every day? I didn't say Warren Buffett in my great. I didn't say Warren Buffett in my group?
Starting point is 02:54:01 No, no, no. I said Warren Buffett. They never came to the hood and didn't have nobody, did he? I definitely don't know about it. I said, no way, I got an investment for you. Bring some brothers with you, right? Definitely not. Never.
Starting point is 02:54:13 But I know the Donald can sue do business with him. Ooh. Yeah. I don't know how. How? First generation African. What? What's the connection here?
Starting point is 02:54:25 They go to Nebraska together? I don't know. I thought you talking about when he said, I'll tell you about the dude with the fake girlfriend. Oh, Mantonoh. Yeah, yeah. He's good TV. That's why the NFL network had him on that.
Starting point is 02:54:38 Okay. Because there's a bunch of people, the dude that had a fake girlfriend, Matt Tateo. That's stupid. Yeah. Okay. So.
Starting point is 02:54:44 Then we got FaceTime and WhatsApp video. Okay. out of here. So, you're never going to get me with that shit. He said,
Starting point is 02:54:50 where you are? Oh, no. Did he lose his NFL deal and all that because of he was...
Starting point is 02:55:01 No, he did lose it. He did not. Oh, he did not? It was a scandal and then they went, eh, he got food. Yeah. No, he didn't.
Starting point is 02:55:10 They wanted, they wanted it. They wanted. How can I trust you on defense? They gave a past. They gave a past. You know how to it. It's called a little white life.
Starting point is 02:55:17 For a reason. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's called a little white lie for a reason. No, it's a, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they get to tell the law.
Starting point is 02:55:26 Now, now Snoop got a little league football team. Luke got the Liberty Optimist. No, Luke's gone. Lou's right now doing the Congressman in the 20th District. We got to go out and support it, brother. Because what they've done now with the redistricting is they put on Debbie Watchman Shultz versus another dude.
Starting point is 02:55:47 Right. So Devi Marshall & Schultz might move over to the 20th District and go up against Luther. Because the girl that was there and the thing got convicted for some corruption and some money loans, some different shit like that. So Luke is the only legitimate cabinet date right now. So we got to look up. We got to look up. We got to look up. Yeah, we got to look up for it.
Starting point is 02:56:08 We support. Huh? With the redistricting. With the redistricting in the lines they're going to draw? Yeah. They got Debbie Watson and Schultz. because another prominent Democrat. And they got to go against each other.
Starting point is 02:56:19 And Luke is the only one in the 20th district because the girl that ran got indicted. Right. So, Debbie Washington, Schult might move and say, I'm going to do the 20th district, and it's a black district. No point. Because I like to see. I'm on it.
Starting point is 02:56:33 Trust me. I'm on it. I'd like to see Luke Wood. That's just me. Hell yeah. Okay. We all would like to see an inmate run here. Because we know Luke ain't going to be correct by nobody coming here to tell you.
Starting point is 02:56:43 I got some money for you. That's the shit. We need somebody that's going to represent the people on a level that's for the people and by the people. Come on. Go ahead, Paul. So being an NFL veteran, legend, how do you feel about the movie portrayal of the NFL's?
Starting point is 02:57:03 How do you think about any given Sunday? Concussion? Concussion, the program, and Wildcats. All right. I throw Wildcats in their cousin. No, no, no, I got you. I got you, baby. I've seen all this.
Starting point is 02:57:18 That's a lot. I love varsity blues. Good one. With John Voight. You want to see Twitter, you want to see Twitter's new end zone dance? Right. You know what it's called?
Starting point is 02:57:29 Tweeter's new end zone dance. Right. Like he would. Listen, that, that's mythical good shit. Y'all remember players on ESPN? No, no. You know, not. I remember players on ESPN.
Starting point is 02:57:44 When the little white receiver was going down the tunnel and decided he was going to go over to the side and do some meth right there on this way out. You all remember that? I don't remember that. Oh, no fucking way y'all don't remember this. Go look this up. I'm telling you, ESPN was all in with this. You see my man over there now? Listen, ESPN was all into this.
Starting point is 02:58:08 We're going to show some real risque right on the air shit. When that motherfucker hit that hit that crystal metal. in that tunnel. Wow. I don't know who from the NFL called, but that shit went off the air. Instantly. That's why we didn't see it.
Starting point is 02:58:26 Let's get it. Hold on. Hold on. Let me teach you our TV works. They give you a premiere. You get your ass in at the premiere, then you watch it. And then when they cut it off, you're there.
Starting point is 02:58:36 Right. But the rest of the world, that's what I'm talking about. You know what I like that question. But also, I want to throw in, there, ballers. You ever seen ballers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have, obviously, I know you,
Starting point is 02:58:50 I know Mike Big, I know, Ray Lewis. College is doing this. Yeah. That is the one step up above. No, no, no. When he says back, he means John, DeWayne Johnson.
Starting point is 02:59:02 Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. No, no. And I watched it. He's the agent. Right. That's the Jew Rosenhouse. Okay, wow.
Starting point is 02:59:09 It's one step above players where it ain't degrading them, making them look like dope heads and the other shit. That's what I thought. I thought it was good. They moved it up. They moved it up. They took it from that to something we can sell you on your watch.
Starting point is 02:59:22 Right, right. Because that player shit, you got to go back. That player shit was bad. Yeah. Boy, I'm like, ESPN cannot be a part of this. Because I was a player there. Right. I was at the end of mine, but I was still a player.
Starting point is 02:59:35 I'm like, that shit here is crazy. Right. But I can deal with Dewey and the balls. Right. No, doing the ballers was, that was basically, that was basically the ball of story because he knew Drew. he knew Drew's story from being around all of his kings. See, other than those, that movies and the players, what you said,
Starting point is 02:59:50 like, for me, that was, like, ballers for me was, like, in real time. Like, it was, like, in real time. Like, and I was seeing it. Yeah, yeah. You know, they said they didn't continue the seasons on ballard because when they got to the owners making a decision of... Too much truth. Too much truth.
Starting point is 03:00:07 Because... They even had Jerry Jones in there denying... Too much truth. The right. Too much true. But Garag had spoke to actual players. Right, right, right. That's what Randy Marshall said.
Starting point is 03:00:19 Hold on. Let me, let me add something on to that. That was the first time I actually got to see that people were pushing for college players to get actually paid. It was in ballers. Remember? Dewey was there getting that $32 with us. Okay. And they were selling our jerseys at $300. When I'm looking up there seeing $7.6 all over that, motherfucker.
Starting point is 03:00:40 I mean, it's still that of this day. go to the fucking orange bowl of Miami, you'll see my jersey up there. They sell it. Wow. They got Steve McQuire running through Notre Dame in 89, the last time we played Notre Dame, revenge game. They selling that shirt, and he ain't seen them dying.
Starting point is 03:00:59 Wow. So it wasn't only happening to college players. No, they've been 50 in the NFL. Yeah. The Ovalin boys started this shit with the EA. Uh-huh. With the basketball. The EA sports? Oh, man. Okay, okay.
Starting point is 03:01:13 Okay, okay. Yeah. Oh, that's what we're the boys. Ed and, uh, tires and them boys, they were the first one. They're the first one to go soon. That's what started this whole thing.
Starting point is 03:01:24 And they were like, we watched college coaches' salaries go from $3 million to $10, $12, $15. All right. But the $32 still stayed. So let me ask you, like, with us, right? With us, as artists, we can have our album that we put out that we don't own. Like, like, the label actually paid for us. You signed a
Starting point is 03:01:45 contract that says you on. Yeah, but let me ask you this. We never got a chance to have a contract. They told us a free education. It's all you got. Yeah, but let me ask you. Let me ask you. So after 25 years, we can, that those rights sometimes revert to us. It's 25 by 35. I forget what it is.
Starting point is 03:02:04 99. Not one me. I'm 305. So so, so is that doesn't exist for football players at all? Well, absolutely not. I'm asking because, like, what don't exist? Like, um, The revert of rights. So, like, suppose you didn't get nothing for your... No, that doesn't exist in that. In 25 years?
Starting point is 03:02:18 Yeah, and I'm asking, because that's... It's about reparations. It's kind of bad. Is it the new reparations? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a lot of us old artists, we wait for that. We wait for that 25 years. You know what I'm saying?
Starting point is 03:02:32 Like, I think that's something... I think that's something that you... Our deal was collectively bargained by our players' representation. If you looked at the new thing. In college? No, pro. In college, you're an amateur. You're an amateur.
Starting point is 03:02:48 No, and I'm not even there. I'm telling you, to the O'Bannon Boys winning challenges, and now that's why you're looking at $600, $800, $800 million for the three defensive tackles that I coach a year ago. That's why you're looking at it. Because if your coach makes $10 million a year,
Starting point is 03:03:05 how can you justify giving these kids $35 a weekend? Wow. $32. $32. $3. 32. A 10, a 20, and two ones. Period.
Starting point is 03:03:16 Wild. I got a picture of Myrna. I take a picture with murder every time I see it. 35 years ago, I used to run in her office every Thursday. We were going to Rolex on Thursday, and Miami Nights. Studio 183. Yeah, Studio 183.
Starting point is 03:03:30 World. 27 now. I know what you're going to be. With 32 bucks. She got her hand done just to get it sweated up. Come on, get asked me another question so I can say you both. Hold on. I had to go.
Starting point is 03:03:52 I'm a homeboy, Scott, who's a big fan of you. And he has a bunch of questions, which we already asked. But he just, and you kind of covered this with Luke, but he wanted to know the influence of Luke when you was at the King, like that whole, that crazy era. Luke gave us a safe place to party. Luke gave us a safe place to talk, a safe place to be able to fan. That's what Luke was for us. Luke like that, like what we call Uncle now today.
Starting point is 03:04:20 You know, before, you know, no, I'm serious. What they call Uncle now, Luke was. Because anytime we went to Luke's on Miami Beach, if you had your national championship rank, even if you borrow Hartz-Col zone like me. I borrowed Horace Copeland, because he had a laughing. Oh, boy. Yeah, 99 yards against Arkansas.
Starting point is 03:04:38 to do the backflip. His 11 fit right on there before the Jerry Rice. He fit right on my pinky. So I don't go to the door and do it. Lewis, that's why I'm cool with Louis Oliver. Louis Oliver was in the line one time. Him and Jarvis. Travis, what's that fucking dude name?
Starting point is 03:04:59 Jarvis. The same thing. Yeah, him and Lewis was both at the thing. Lewis Oliver. Lewis in the line. And I'm walking by Lewis. Lewis grabbed me. I said, what's up, baby?
Starting point is 03:05:10 Because you didn't mistake Louis Oliver. This is my husband. This is my husband hitting this guy of safety. Louis Oliver, Pat Swilling, Steve Vanwater, Lynch. That's what Lewis was. Lewis was that. He's talking about a super brother. You said, man.
Starting point is 03:05:25 I got you, though. Come on. Well, they couldn't get in the club? He was in the line. Oh, he's on line. The dolphins was getting. The dolphins had won before I was born. And I know you were.
Starting point is 03:05:34 I'm going to tell you two. And you get the dolphins in the club. I'm getting the Dolphins in the club. Come. No one could take it. That's why I'm cool with Lewis to this day. I'm like, come on. It was one of the first Friday we were doing,
Starting point is 03:05:49 they were doing that eating rock. Right. And he was in a lot. And he was in the line. And I was going to the front. He knew I was getting in. He was like, yo, I'm like, come on. It was him and Jarvis.
Starting point is 03:05:59 Whoever that other safety was. It was 25 and 26. They were the two safeties for the dolphin. Tim was Charbitt's last name. I think they actually went to Florida together, too. Right. But whatever. It was.
Starting point is 03:06:09 So I got a minute we hung out. Man, anytime I walked up to any, I never did Q's in Miami. I ain't never did a lie. Never. Never. Never. Mike Gardner's my roommate in college. Wow.
Starting point is 03:06:24 That's my roommate. I got suspended my first summer because I punched this kid from Illinois from trying to undercut Lamar Thomas. I start receiving. Man, I dropped him. But I had to pay $420. and get back in school. So I paid, my brother gave me the money.
Starting point is 03:06:42 I paid my older brother part of that. My brother. My brother, your roommate too? Ro. Roe. Rob, Molly. I don't know. I got a story with him.
Starting point is 03:06:50 This thing, hold on. You got some dumb-ass roommates. What's what going on here? The movie back, Role? Yeah. How you know? Hardy Nog. He had a commercial on the buddy TV.
Starting point is 03:07:03 L-Dragall. Dennis Harper did this commercial. Oh, I got to show you this one. This one. Oh, that's a fuck. Thomas. L.T. baby. High T. All the Rolex Lines. Oh, Lord.
Starting point is 03:07:15 Oh. I'm in Miami. I'm a football for ever, that's not. No shit. You got it on your chair. I'm a kid. I'm a kid. Hold on. Watch this. I'm a kid. You've never been a kid. How old are you? Hold on. How old are you now? 52 now. Okay. You're what year? You're going to be. Go ahead. What year is this? All right. No, I'm just saying.
Starting point is 03:07:37 We know what you're saying? I'm going to say. We know what you. I'm I'm 52. Rolex Lounge. How old was you? You was 52 back there? No, no. Hey, only the Rolex with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the, with the BIP.
Starting point is 03:07:52 Where, where, what, what, with, with, with, with a little one up top with the plastic. Yeah. All right. I'm, 52. So I don't know you right now. Watch this. 53. Duh, he just ain't one year older than you.
Starting point is 03:08:05 You just went through that. Yeah. Don't start that again. I'm back. I'm at Rolex lounge. And you seen what happened? Hi C. No.
Starting point is 03:08:15 No. Lamont Thomas. No. No. You didn't see Horace there. Huh? I see Horace there. What?
Starting point is 03:08:21 What is? What is? I'm not talking about. I'm not talking about. Harris right out of FaceTime. I'm not talking about. Horace Copeland was never in the Rolex. I never mentioned it.
Starting point is 03:08:33 Horace Copeland gave me his championship rank for me to get in the club. Orange Copeland didn't go out. Wow. I said, Lamont Thomas, Spencer, K. Duk, Chris T. Jones, the rest of the motherfuckers. Yes, Lord. This is my brother, baby. Yeah. We had a polo match yesterday, me and him and out shitman.
Starting point is 03:08:52 Right. I took him to the polo match. I said, meet me in the polo. Where you were at? I said, I'm around the corner. I'm like, yeah. I'm going to be honest with you. You ain't have L.T.
Starting point is 03:09:00 You're 100% right. You have a hundred percent, right? You're 100%. I don't even know what you're going. You can't do one of my teammates like this. I just heard my teammates. I know what he cannot dispute because I was there. You were there?
Starting point is 03:09:17 Omar Thomas. Yeah, but Ma Thomas. I'm saying. You have relaxed, right? E-Wa. It was so many of them in there at that time. Think about one year this had to be. Listen, I can't make this shit out.
Starting point is 03:09:31 Right? To finish it. I don't know. How old are you? You know how to. I'm telling you. around with the year that. How old were you?
Starting point is 03:09:40 We didn't hit a year. How old were you? Think about the year y'all was getting done. And then, hold on. 83, 87, 89, 91. This is a young life. Born to be legend as well.
Starting point is 03:09:52 Had it to be 90. No, listen. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. And, hold on. Yeah, that's the longest. No, you guys. You're all the same.
Starting point is 03:10:02 But what I was trying to pay me. This guy. We all invited this guy. Bad, though. Y'all good news. He's a bad boy. Y'all name. It's okay.
Starting point is 03:10:19 It's okay. We got five championships in the level of Hall of Favorites. I understand. I totally get it. I totally get it. Sonny. So where did Warren said become...
Starting point is 03:10:32 So where did Warren's sad become... Healthy? Where do you start riding bikes? Where do you start running? Five guys? Where did you start being? No, no, no, no, no. I realized that all the fat old was a dead.
Starting point is 03:10:46 Say that again? All the fat old people are dead. Okay. It's like jail or ill. But you're not. No, no, no. I'm about to be a grandfather. That don't make you old, though.
Starting point is 03:10:59 This is in my fifth decade on this earth. Me too. It was dead and gone before you're 24. I've doubled that plus son. So now I got three little girls. I need to walk. down the aisle. I can't have McDonald's and Burger King
Starting point is 03:11:13 on my goddamn menu. No. So did the Warren in the Keynes era? Did the Warren in the Keynes era? Did the Warren in the Buccaneer? He was at the Miami No, no, no, I'm going to tell you what I ate at the University of Miami. You get 30 through long weekend, you get Miami's
Starting point is 03:11:29 that gyro and them fries and that damn drink? Never. We used to play magic for the fat fire. If I beat you for I had a jarrow that bitch was $4 and $6.99.
Starting point is 03:11:45 Did you ever play Manning and play yourself? No. That's when I stopped. Okay. That's when I stopped. When they started using the L1, L2 button, I say there's too many fucking buttons. I'm old single guy.
Starting point is 03:11:56 L2, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's a good shot for that. Yeah, yeah. If you were at hard, you follow that thing. If you push that C button, you follow that man.
Starting point is 03:12:07 I used to play the Chicago band. Brad Buster and Neil, Neil Anderson, Bridge Perry? No, that fat bitch that never made no players. He won a Super Bowl. I did too. God damn.
Starting point is 03:12:23 Go to Grand Bar. We all want to one. So, college days or pro days, which was, which one did you enjoy more? College. College is the absolute
Starting point is 03:12:35 greatest four years, five years of your life. And if you, young folks, listen to me. If you ever get an opportunity to care you, your ass to college, haul ass. You hear me?
Starting point is 03:12:47 I'm talking about leave home. Make your parents send money, do whatever you need to do. And in the summer, don't fucking go back. Because it's the same motherfuckers doing that same shit. They've been doing the last 30 years. That's true. Get the hell out of it. Hey, I'm Jared Ardano.
Starting point is 03:13:07 You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help! Somebody, please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian, and recently I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrite, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.
Starting point is 03:13:30 Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, and recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Oh, cream a chicken suit. Hey, cream, cream a chicken suit.
Starting point is 03:13:52 This is Help from a Hypocrite, the worst advice from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrat as part of the Mike Coultera Podcast Network available on the IHart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. The story I've told myself about love or relationships, can they, shape my behavior and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery, and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel overwhelming.
Starting point is 03:14:38 The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more individualized, but we actually need people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for you to hear more. Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, You already know, there's a lot to break down. Gorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man.
Starting point is 03:15:15 They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. I like the bougie style of Housewives show. I think it looks like it's going to be interesting. On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise. The drama, The Alliance is, M&T, everybody's talking about.
Starting point is 03:15:38 As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it. I understand the game. As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this. At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Will Ferrell's Big Money Players and IHart Podcast presents soccer moms. So I'm Leanne. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:16:06 This is my best friend Janet. Hey. And we have been. joined at the hips since high school. Absolutely. Now a redacted amount of years later, we're still joined at the hip. Just a little bit bigger hips, wider.
Starting point is 03:16:16 This is a podcast. We're recording it as we tailgate our youth soccer games in the back of my Honda Odyssey. With all the snacks and drink. Sidebar. Why did you get hard seltzer instead of beer? Well, they had a bogo. Well, then you got it. Do you want a white collar or something here? Just take it.
Starting point is 03:16:30 Oh, what are y'all doing? Microphones? Are you making a rap album? Oh, I would. Come on. Can you imagine? I would buy it. cuts through the defense like a hot knife through sponge cake. That sounds delicious. Oh, you're lucky. I'm not a drug addict.
Starting point is 03:16:46 You're lucky I'm not an alcoholic. You are. I'm lucky I'm not a killer. I love this team and I'm really trying to be a figure in their lives that they can rely on. Listen to soccer moms on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I always tell me, young folks, your life is a canvas. paint with bold strokes Have you ever seen a Picasso?
Starting point is 03:17:11 Yes It looks like a fucking seven-year-old paint That shit stick figures Are you fucking kidding me That's what I paid $825,000 for Or more That was the mold That ain't no art
Starting point is 03:17:25 That's better Right Graffiti dummy is better With the bullets and shit is better Bass quad is better But paint with bold strokes So when you get finished, you might be like me, the fifth first ballot defensive tackle
Starting point is 03:17:41 ever in the history of the NFL. Thank you very much. You left some shit off that resume. Oh, I'm going to let that ride. I'm going to let me a ride. You know what? And I tell people all the time after they give me the introduction, that's the best one I've ever had.
Starting point is 03:17:58 Thank you. You had an audience with it and everything. I'll just stand up there and I've stopped people from introducing. I'll do it again if you want. No, no, no, no. Oh, you're going to have study to it? No. Hold on.
Starting point is 03:18:11 I had a blick. I'm going to... Hold on. You had a what? Blip. Blip. Okay. I remember the time,
Starting point is 03:18:21 because being you, we're the same age. No, you're not. I remember Lamar time. One year younger. He's going to go good. Got the ball stripped from in Alabama. Freshie.
Starting point is 03:18:30 Rolex slounge back then. He got the back of this. I'm telling you the truth. The real truth. You must have got a hell of a fucking left dance that day. No, because I was there, real serious. They were going to tell you this. And then Worcite is going to be able to verify.
Starting point is 03:18:48 I don't know the night they started up there. Yeah, but you guys are. The Thursday of the Super Bowl. What years is this? 1996. Yeah. No, 95. In the Lex?
Starting point is 03:18:59 Yes. No way, man. They didn't do it until the fucking Super Bowl came here. Yeah. It was there. Take it that $5 a walk. We were trying to let me see that pussy pop. Maybe right.
Starting point is 03:19:16 And after this day, I might take you all for one-night-stance. No, my first is showgirls. The shoulder-lawed in there. You're right. You're right. That's J-T money. And J-T money. Because the showgirls is in 94.
Starting point is 03:19:28 The bitch job. $5 a walk. Well, just to see that pussy pop. And after this day, listen. Let me see that pussy pop. And after this day, I might take you a whole forward. I ain't with no relationship, but I want to do it. Big Bang and Steve.
Starting point is 03:19:44 Yeah. Shake with you mom again. No, no, no, no. That's a difference. When you play for you at, when you play for you at, I love these Cubans. Even better.
Starting point is 03:19:57 What the hell of me to even even. No, no, no. Let's go. You know my dude's got a 10,000 square foot. I'll go with you. Anytime you read. I'll go with you. Yeah, you know, I'm telling you
Starting point is 03:20:14 I got a smile. You're just saying. Share the God, this is a true story. All right. You can call high seat. Number five, wide receiver, Hib and LeBan Thomas is in there. Kevin Williams?
Starting point is 03:20:38 Yes, that's number five. That's number five. I see 88. Okay, my man. Go, I'm slow down, man. Go, go, go, go. Get it, get it, get it. Rollets lounge back then.
Starting point is 03:20:49 And I'm telling you. I'm telling you, you know how they used to go into Rolex Town? He's going down, man. What the, they come in there with full set? The whole jump set. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm in there.
Starting point is 03:21:04 Okay, boss. The only people ask you out is drum dealers. All right. The U.N. football playing. Thank you. So I'm going to be a white guy. Yeah. I would put up.
Starting point is 03:21:17 I want you. I want you. I don't feel that. But okay, that's back then. And I thought you can't go to. I know what I'm talking about. Have you brought products from this?
Starting point is 03:21:28 What is your point, sonny? No, what's the question? We need to say. Are you painting a picture? He was talking about Lamont Thomas. Once he mentioned, Lamont Thomas said weird.
Starting point is 03:21:37 I was at that time. I was at that time. We still have heard that story. Yeah, we're waiting. You know what, guys? I'm out of here. But let me. Let me.
Starting point is 03:21:49 Let me go out of seconds. Something that came to me. Something that came shocking to me. Something. I'm going to start. Hold on. So something that came shocking to me that really amaya was I heard of a was I heard of it.
Starting point is 03:22:45 A football player had donated their brain. And I felt like I feel like you're doing something. Not a brain like when. So I got you. Oh, yeah. The Cuccia Legacy Foundation. Right. Back in 2015, I was in Arizona.
Starting point is 03:23:00 And a friend of mine, Isaac, that he's one of the wild boys that do whatever he do, up in the Hamptons, up in the, you know, do whatever. Pink elephant. I hung out with it a long time ago. He brought a dude up to me. His name was Chris Nguinsky. He was a Harvard defensive end. He played tackle, then he lost away he played in.
Starting point is 03:23:19 Then he went to the W. Then he went back. to Hartford to go do his His brain. To study his brain. Exactly. And he started the Concussion Legacy Foundation
Starting point is 03:23:28 and he did it with Dr. Amalou found CTE with Mike Webster in Pittsburgh. He was just the fucking regular Pittsburgh corner.
Starting point is 03:23:41 Is that the most of a movie? Yes. Dr. Amalo was from Nigeria. Yeah. He was, he stalled his courses, was on top of his class.
Starting point is 03:23:51 They son in the Pittsburgh. Which if you know, In 1978, they wrote a story It says it's the worst city in America for a black man. This isn't only as a black man. This is a Nigeria. They make him the city corner of Pittsburgh.
Starting point is 03:24:04 Nowhere, right? Mike Webster, the Hall of Fame Center, rose into his office, toes curled up like a 90-year-old man. Hands just, I mean, body just wrecked.
Starting point is 03:24:20 He's looking at him. He says, he's 60? This is a body of a 90-year-old man as my training and everything has taught me. He says something's wrong. I need to investigate this body. So he goes in the body and body, he says, no, no, it's got to be in the brain because everything is in the brain. The brain controls everything. I even think.
Starting point is 03:24:46 Thank you. All your reactions, all your... No, no, he's finally on the fact. Yeah, we got it down. There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I want you. Amalo goes into his brain and cuts it and puts layers.
Starting point is 03:25:13 He finds the tarn of the CTE, and he names it. Chronic, the Mothas, whatever it is. So he discovers. He names it. Chronic, the phopha, epilepsy, or whatever it is. But it's a tar in the brain that spreads. Once the repetitive hits, you get a little bit of tar,
Starting point is 03:25:37 it turns into big tar, and it spreads to the brain. Wow. Mike Webster had the body of a 90-year-old man and he wasn't even 65. Wow. So that jumped it off. We found CTE and 18-year-old high school kids.
Starting point is 03:25:51 That's great. I'm talking about level three, level four. Wow. I'm talking about black everywhere. Wow. Junior Seah had it when he shot himself. Junior Seahaw had it. We had a 90 plus percent clip, and we're over 500 brains.
Starting point is 03:26:06 So what I did with Isaac back in 2015, I became an advocate for him because what you're going to do with your brain after you did? Yeah. I heard you say that. Right, right. Yeah. My name sits in Tampa, Warren Sap Hall of Fame. My bus sits in Canton. 40,000 years you can sit in on your front lawn and let the rain and whatever hit it.
Starting point is 03:26:29 It won't crack it. 40,000 years it'll sit on your front desk, so just imagine how long it's going to sit in the camp. And then my brain is at Boston. Shee. What they say to be a saying, you got to do three miracles? I think that's three.
Starting point is 03:26:47 My name in three NFL stadiums. You go to Oakland, I'll show you. It's in that one, too. And it's down in Hard Rock on a Saturday afternoon for my University of Miami work. I got three NFL stadiums, my bus and can't. in my brain in Boston. I think that makes me a second.
Starting point is 03:27:06 Hold on. This sits right up there with my source cover and all that's what I'm saying. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I know why I told him today. I'm like, yo. Yeah, let's go.
Starting point is 03:27:22 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. I think he felt a shirt type of way, too, because he's like, yeah, this is he's going to kill him. Hell no, no, man. We've been one to get your flowers, man. That's my God.
Starting point is 03:27:35 No, no. And your old lady juice spot? Yes, yes. Sal-l. Y'all don't take your ass over the juices. Teges-a-old. That's right. That's right.
Starting point is 03:27:44 No, I'm telling you, my. I'm going to get away with that, Paul. Left hand. Left hand and no empty shot. And the same drink for the last time. And do you get the same drink on? And have the same drink on. Oh, Sonny.
Starting point is 03:27:55 You're disappointed. I didn't love me. What you got the same drink in? Yeah. I'm not. Yeah. study does I heard you say something
Starting point is 03:28:06 So I heard you say somewhere That if you had a chance To do your career over You wouldn't do it over It's only two things that you regret The Jerry Rice thing And I believe it was Arizona What was it?
Starting point is 03:28:22 It was Cando I didn't know my rights Okay okay It was that I didn't know my rights Which is why you started this thing kind of No When your name
Starting point is 03:28:31 is for the five elements of the First Amendment because I can't dictate who your God is. I can't dictate what your religion is. You know, Palestinian people had a nice little comfortable spot in 1947. If you look at the pictures up on the thing, they had a nice Riviera. They're getting fucked up. Fucked up.
Starting point is 03:28:49 So I don't know who your God is, but I can't decide that for you. And God, like, says, us in glass, houses should not throw stone. Right, right, right. So religion is out of the question. But the next four spell my name. And I got grabbed in 30 seconds in Okotchev. And they wouldn't apologize.
Starting point is 03:29:09 But the next morning, he did call my phone because I knew enough people in Okobey because that's why I hunting fish had. The biggest lake in Florida. Randy Moss asked me to take him there out and lit his ass up 15 to 6. I caught 15 baths to his 6 baths. I like throwing rubber. He mother, you know, throwing my shiders away at a dollar $25 each month.
Starting point is 03:29:28 You know what motherfucker fish that did cost a dollar and $25 cent in Florida? fish with? I got to take you up there. That's your bait. You talked about, right? Bate. Right, right. My bait's like that on my boat.
Starting point is 03:29:38 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. We catch real shit. You saw my fish. I don't know. When your bait ain't like this can, I don't want to fucking see it. So let me ask.
Starting point is 03:29:49 When your bait like this, what did you catch you? This. That is about the size of me. Right. If you, I know you said you wouldn't changed nothing. But I want to ask you again, because
Starting point is 03:30:02 this is a newer interview. Look at, would you try to change anything now? I know, because you answered that before. I saw it on another show. No, no, no. I got to tell you this. Okay. This is the funny shit, because I think y'all, internet babies, really think this NFL and the NBA is rig. Right?
Starting point is 03:30:23 Right. That's what the people were saying? That's conversation is all in. How did I, how did I just drive my ass right into this conversation without anybody to say it? I'm not going to ask you. I'm not going to have. I'm the whole of favor of this.
Starting point is 03:30:36 You ain't said a fucking word to me. I brought you right to this, right? Yeah. Let me break this down for y'all. Okay. In Tampa in my nine years, I did seven straight pro bowls. Two all-decade teams, a defensive player of the year at a world championship. Right.
Starting point is 03:30:55 If it was written in the books that I was going to go to Oakland and win three, 15 games in the next four years. Wow. Lose the two-time MVP to Derek Brooks, my fucking roommate, hitting him in the fuck. As he's trying to wiggle him on the goal line, I mean, hit him right, I mean, do him right on his shit. And put his six vertebrae into his fifth vertebrae,
Starting point is 03:31:21 and I was going to go through the quarterback situation I was. I would have went there. All right. That ain't. All right. Amen. So the NFL 8. rings.
Starting point is 03:31:31 How? Thank you. I would have paid a hundred grand on the fucking winner. Just like the fucking Kentucky Derby 23. Right, right. The first woman
Starting point is 03:31:41 If you pick that trifect at 100, what? Golden Tempo. You put a thousand dollars on it. The Cowan Tempo on the Puerto Rican brothers. That's what I'm trying to tell you. There's nothing on it's written by the good Lord.
Starting point is 03:31:57 Somewhere in a book we never see. But you know. It's divine because you get through shit that you shouldn't. Right. And we all have been there, right? Right. All up in there. So you know somebody's looking out for your ass.
Starting point is 03:32:13 So what you do is you do right? You be courteous. You say thank you, please, good morning, all that shit. And it should turn out good for you. Right. It should turn out good for you. I'm serious. We put too much energy in the shit that don't mean nothing.
Starting point is 03:32:30 Because we've been taught to look at the TV and believe what the hell is on the TV. Huh? I'm looking at, don't believe my lying-ass eyes? That doesn't bother me. That's what to be like, don't believe my line of his eyes, believe what you said? Nah. My mama told me believe none of what I hear and half of what I see because something preceded what I saw.
Starting point is 03:32:58 So I got an objective mind straight And the motherfucker going to talk about Republican and Democrat Neither know Eyes Eyes of me Sell me you And then if I can vote for you
Starting point is 03:33:14 You might get my vote If not They go fuck yourself I don't know what rules you got That said I can't vote for you But that's what you get So be it Let me change the subject of a little bit
Starting point is 03:33:24 I'm here Because we talk about voting I'm here And right now They gutted the motherfucking voting rights act. Oh, man. They took us back years.
Starting point is 03:33:33 We've only... Hold on. Hold on. Let me say this. Let me say this. We've only been a democracy since the voting rights act pass. With the...
Starting point is 03:33:42 65. That's it. That's it. Ruby Bridges is still alive. I don't think people understand what you're saying. No, no. People don't understand what you're saying. No, no, no.
Starting point is 03:33:51 No, no. No, no. That's it. Because before then, we were never... Nobody understands that. No, no, no. they do. But they don't want to...
Starting point is 03:33:58 Because that's the truth. Ignorance is bliss. No, it's not. Ignorice is part of the crowd. Yes. Ignorice is, I don't want to, I don't want to dictate. I want to eliminate black books and black history and the truth about what it really was. I want to eliminate the Jim Crow South.
Starting point is 03:34:18 I want to eliminate the word picnic, pick a nick of the hang. Is that where picnic comes from? Pick a little bit. Pick a nanny. You killed him. You're talking about, you know, say the word. They didn't teach you that. You know they used to take fingernails and ears and pieces off the brother.
Starting point is 03:34:39 Those little girls and kids at those hangings. Look it up. No, I knew about all of the lynchings and everything. No, no, no, no, no. If you knew that they was there and witnessing it, then they were telling them it was okay, right? Obviously, yeah. So they took souvenirs.
Starting point is 03:34:55 A lot of them would be. They chopped off the penis. Took fingernails, ears. The word picnic. That's wild. You didn't know that one? I didn't know that one. I didn't know that one.
Starting point is 03:35:07 I got one for you, New York. That's wild. What was the largest plantation in the original 13 colonies? Brooklyn, New York, man. The North was. Brooklyn, New York. Brooklyn, New York. You know there's jail sales in,
Starting point is 03:35:28 underneath the Wall Street. We were the first stocks and bonds and commodities that was worth something in this bitch. Wow. Because I get to own you for the rest of your life. Wow. And her for the rest of the life. And you and her fucking and having kids,
Starting point is 03:35:41 I get them for the rest of their life. Wow. We were the first commodities. There was no stocks and bonds. That is. Yeah. You know the Statue of Liberty has chains on her feet? I don't, I didn't remember that.
Starting point is 03:35:55 They won't tell you this. Right. Why does that have chains on? I don't know. Because it was supposed to be about the slave being freed here in America. So when the French gave that, what was the reason for the chains? Slaves being freed in America. That was them protesting us?
Starting point is 03:36:15 It was the symbol that said, the Lady of Liberty. Freedom. This is the land of the free home of the brave, but they just lied to us. The hypocrisy. No, they just lied to us. There's no hypocrisy. It's right in front. of you. They're actually doing inside
Starting point is 03:36:31 of trading now in front of you and not giving a fuck. Absolutely. I mean, a dude made a bet on the Venezuelan President being arrested. The whole government's making billions. No, government in my ass, it's private entities. They're alerting their
Starting point is 03:36:49 friends. Government, the back end of it, with the drones and the, you know, defense contracts and all that shit. You can see that. That's easy. But when you you're betting on the price of oil and $1.5 trillion move before the fucking stop market. I'm talking about the
Starting point is 03:37:05 individuals in it. They are inside of trading. They ain't more than five of them. Trust me. So let me ask you a little bit off the subject, but still on the subject. Me and Watsack. We're going to have a, we're going to meet up one day. No, no. We're going to have lunch. Yeah, yeah. Let me show you some shit.
Starting point is 03:37:21 Blow your fucking mind. I'm going to blow your mind. But Stephen A. Smith, is receiving all on. He's receiving a lot of criticism. I did didn't realize You ain't watched it You like me I got better shit to do
Starting point is 03:37:36 But then you look at him talking wild Yeah You know what When a brother like that And Stephen You know me And you know I had some real good
Starting point is 03:37:45 situation My old lady say You brick on General Hospital You know my mother was raised on General Hospital My sister watched So
Starting point is 03:37:53 Yeah of course Luke and Lauren there Yeah I'm on the kid I'm on the Cuban now. Oh, you three years' by me, you don't go to be there? Yeah, yeah, you should.
Starting point is 03:38:05 I never watched it for a hospital, sorry. But you should get, why you shouldn't. You know, I'm watching the Kepasa USA. No, no, General Hospital was black. I'm talking about black families watching it. That's why I know Cuba to watch. Everybody wants it. No, it will break you down.
Starting point is 03:38:26 You watch Kepasa USA? Who the fuck? Did you watch Kepasa USA? you would say. Um-pochito I'm like that there with me, a mano. Um-a-a-a-a-a-a-oh. Don't they tell y'all to speak English every time you're speaking that shit?
Starting point is 03:38:38 So I'm-so-so. So, what, so-and-so, wake-up. Wake-up, fuck, you, y'all. We're all right. With that shit, dog. So what we're talking about before I got to this? I don't know. Before, you said, Stephen Hosep.
Starting point is 03:38:54 You said, Stephen Hose. You said, black. That's why you never watched it. Black. You tell you all said, why. No, I knew that's not for. You don't know what you're still in the hospital? You just died.
Starting point is 03:39:05 The actual move did. Last week, last week. See, move, he won't for San out of America's. Man, he didn't even watch that shit. I know, last, I know. His mother watched it. He was in the hospital? Yes.
Starting point is 03:39:19 He had to tell you. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Let me tell you this. I want to tell you this. I don't watch these. Stop. You have to watch this. when you were a child.
Starting point is 03:39:30 Yes. Tell your parents when they got home what the fuck happened. Yeah. DBR. It was us. Was it not? Yeah.
Starting point is 03:39:39 Because you had to tell your parents when they got home what the fuck happened, right? You didn't answer my question. Did you not know? Yeah. Did you not have to get taken?
Starting point is 03:39:54 You had to tell your parents when we did. We had to report back what the question. What the fuck? We're going to be a general hospital. We're talking about the next episode to the next week. So you got to...
Starting point is 03:40:08 Shut up, Paul. We got to say that shit. Okay, but let's get back to the 10th. So your wife said Stephen A tanked on... She plays on that. And I actually... Don't. I walked under Stephen A at the last Super Bowl in San Francisco.
Starting point is 03:40:39 Come in my own lady was sitting up high. He was down there with a... Parker Parsons or some other people or whatever. Michael Parsons. My only looked at me and was like, I ain't never asked you to introduce me to nobody. But that's Brick. That's even his name on General Hospital.
Starting point is 03:40:58 Brick, he spoke in some gangster. Okay. Which he makes him better. What? So goddamn stick of a lot of your gangster. So I go down and I tell the thing, I say, yo. Yo, Brick. He's, yo.
Starting point is 03:41:13 He comes over with you hollas. I say, yo, I ain't never asked for nothing about life from no brother. You know, I just do it. And you got to deal with it. But I'm going to ask you, you know, I don't know who Brick is. He's like, I said, don't, my lady watches this shit, whatever. He was leaving. I stopped him.
Starting point is 03:41:32 Take him up to him all day. I show you the picture. I took a picture with him all later. I said, dog. I would normally not do that. He said, where's she at? Because I know you want a picture. Of course, she wanted a picture.
Starting point is 03:41:40 I don't want a picture. Fuck. You, by the way. Brick. Fuck you, brick. Brick. Okay. It's a perfect name, but...
Starting point is 03:41:50 What's like? We're talking about ceramic. Okay, okay. You tell about brick. Okay. So, take the picture, whatever. But that shit he's doing against, uh, Jasmine Crocker and whatever?
Starting point is 03:42:01 Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah, how you feel about him? He's doing the, uh, thing again. He's going back for more. He'll pain free. He'll pay for him. No, when a brother wakes up and say,
Starting point is 03:42:11 I try to figure out a way to make my boss as much money as I can, that sounds like the plantation to me you think he's getting away from his own slave is still a slave you think he's getting away from his own Stephen A. Smith's show No because no no no away from whatever
Starting point is 03:42:27 he's gonna be the same guy regardless No he's cool though He came on drinks at he... Who was? What I'm saying is Y'all ain't real it? Nah he's educated You let him off
Starting point is 03:42:37 No this is a one We just said that's a real show Yeah we had nothing to do with politics At this time Yeah He wasn't he wasn't in a real real world involved with politicians. He was, yeah.
Starting point is 03:42:47 Celebrating the guests. Yeah, he didn't. No, you got to ask to get some tough question. Yeah. Yeah. It wasn't a lot. No, there wasn't no political stuff going on.
Starting point is 03:42:58 Yeah. He drank. He drank. He drank. He drank, uh, cognac at the tape the truth. He drank carnia. He sipped. Oh, y'all had him.
Starting point is 03:43:06 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:43:09 He was sipping. He was sitting. He was a roll right down. But in all, fairness, he was. How long ago. How long ago. about three years ago.
Starting point is 03:43:16 Two years ago. Two years ago. This is before he got the deal. This before he dipped into politics. It was after he said, I'm wake up every morning to make my boss as much money as I can. No, he didn't say that yet. Oh, no. Look up that quote.
Starting point is 03:43:34 Come on. Yeah, yeah. Come on. No, y'all just watch my shit. Yeah, yeah. My shit is 16 years old. Y'all just watched my shit. I've been all available 16 years.
Starting point is 03:43:43 He didn't say that at that time. He couldn't have. He couldn't up. You ain't gonna look? Nope. I'm proving it to you. I'm talking later. Check it later.
Starting point is 03:43:52 Mm. But, uh... He said that shit. No, he definitely said that shit. Y'all missed it. Yeah, yeah. You know how he got his prominence? Mm-mm.
Starting point is 03:44:02 I was there. What he said? Wasn't it in Philadelphia? I was there. Wow. I was on the floor. Wow. I got a 20-something-year-old kid from the chick
Starting point is 03:44:12 I was running when in Palmer's five floors floors in Philly. My homeboy had the front, the first two seats off the bucket. I'm sitting there with him. She's in the bucket. Truff. Man. This was 99.
Starting point is 03:44:29 Wow. 99. 98. Yeah. I was he in my life. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:44:34 So. Yeah. Go. No. No. Go there to clap. I'm sitting in Chile. That's my favorite year in my life.
Starting point is 03:44:41 98. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We do it all the time. That's right, don't worry about it.
Starting point is 03:44:46 Mm-mm. I wouldn't. I believe Warren, well, he ain't gonna lie. That's right? Mm-hmm. Listen, your resume and the shit you did, because that's the only reason I was able to be married as long as I was, because it was no social media.
Starting point is 03:45:01 How long was you married? Nine years? Nine years? Nine years? That's it? How many kids you had? No, I'm gonna say. No, I'm gonna say.
Starting point is 03:45:10 That was... You never had no kids. Hold on. Yeah. How long you've been married? No, I was married from 06. No, no, you can't count the years, you got to do this old shit.
Starting point is 03:45:23 I'm gonna count it. How many? I just told you now. Yeah. I think my divorce. How many? How many years? No, no, no, no.
Starting point is 03:45:37 What I saw? Nigeria. How about this? How about this? No, no, no. I don't remember. Oh, all that's a different one. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:45:48 Yo, you give me the cork. I'll take that home. I'll take that home. All the lady are like us. I want him to feel my page. Yo, poet, poet. No, no, you can't even say me. I don't know.
Starting point is 03:45:56 You're married. I'll give you a page. And all my face and my marriage. I call. Hold on. The sons of the father is the burdens of the children. You fucked it up? The sons are the father of the children.
Starting point is 03:46:09 You know what? Me and my old lady don't get, my ex-wife don't get along, but I will say this. Mine either. Not one time, not one time in them nine years that we was married, I ever questioned her Lord. I ain't never had no word about no nigger looking at me on the other side of the club like how my dick tastes. What the hell?
Starting point is 03:46:28 What the hell? We will say they'll talk about this unmarried, this unmarried I'm talking to me. I'm like, what are you talking about? No, no, me and my old lady, ex-wife, do not get along. I was only married once. Right. But I had no time
Starting point is 03:46:47 during the whole time that I was with her than I ever worried about a dude walking upon me like, look at my dick tank. Right. Probably they'd touch nothing like that. Hey, that's respect. No, that's the one thing
Starting point is 03:47:00 I love you for. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, yeah. Cheek, yeah. Now let's talk about, Let's talk about the wine. But do your little son? That's Caymus.
Starting point is 03:47:12 Left hand. Okay. Left hand. Let go. My God. I do it. Just a shot. No, no.
Starting point is 03:47:16 It's everything. It's everything. It's everything. It's everything. I'm not. Yeah. Yes. Yes, you're right.
Starting point is 03:47:25 So. You're out of control. I was at the polo match about nine years ago. And I was in the toast a billionaire. And he says
Starting point is 03:47:39 it's always the left hand. That's it. I got it. So what we fucking got to lose. You got to lose, man. I got to lose, right? It's like prayer. It held us down.
Starting point is 03:47:50 Oh, I had a good run. I had a good run. So when you see somebody... I always say left. No, no, no. The right hand, you know what I'm saying? No, I always say left hand. No, but if...
Starting point is 03:47:59 No, for the toe, for the toe, for the toe. Oh, it's always right here. It's always right here. It's always right here. Cause you know me, giving me left hand dapps. He don't know nothing about that goody mom. See how he's out here. You don't know that song?
Starting point is 03:48:15 Because you know me giving me this and death. There you go. All right, all right, all right. You're not. I gave Goody's Bob in the first car to Tampa. They tell that story so vividly. And I couldn't smoke weed, but they was. That's the best part about that story.
Starting point is 03:48:37 I was with them and I had the herb for them and I could not smoke because I was on the program Because I just left the draft. We got three more shots. Let's go. Come in. We got a fill up at. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 03:48:46 You don't got more my mom. Yeah, we got. We got a little bit more. A little bit more. No, no, he's been doing a good job. He's been doing. No, I'm telling you, you have no idea what he's been doing. He's been making magic.
Starting point is 03:48:57 He been making the show go. Trust me. Because that thing would have been dead. Three. That man would be dead 45 minutes ago if you weren't poor. Oh, 45 minutes ago. Oh, 45 minutes ago. So let me ask you.
Starting point is 03:49:09 We call it a Donnie at my house. This is my old lady's stepdad, Donnie. This motherfucker pooh, what I do? It goes to Mexico with a bag that I gave him the double-sided Mackey one from the Hall of, from the Super Bowl. He packs it with tequila. No. Oh, no.
Starting point is 03:49:32 He brings it to Mexico. What was this? From Mexico. Off the truth. Come on. Take it a shirt. Take it the shirt. You got it.
Starting point is 03:49:38 Letting it out. You got it all right. Let's go. So what was this that they used to pack the shit like this? I'm just horrible. You just said it. Mexico. You don't want to be.
Starting point is 03:49:57 Hey. We don't get this motherfucker. Well, where did you pack the shit at, God? You know what I'm saying that? We all get this. We didn't have the option. You know, what's sad? 79 street, flemong.
Starting point is 03:50:12 This is my dog right here. No, no, no. I love it. I want to head out with these moments. Everybody's smoking. He spoke of a cigar and listened to him. God, yes. He is the entertainment.
Starting point is 03:50:23 Come on. Like, right now, right now the NFL has changed tremendously from those days, right? And, like, we spoke about it earlier. There's no more 38 yards in the A gap, 38 runs. Wow. We're wide open. We're throwing the ball. We're doing matchups.
Starting point is 03:50:40 We're doing, you know what I call it? I say they put the auto bond in the middle of the field, which is the most precious real estate on earth. You remember Andre Reid? You had to circumnavigate You had to understand If it was zone of man And if it was zoned
Starting point is 03:50:57 You had to sit your ass down When you passed that first lineback Because that next one We don't have that shit out of you We don't have that anymore You remember that kid I don't know if y'all remember to play But it was in Philadelphia
Starting point is 03:51:09 And it was Atlanta Falcons He would run across like you said He had dreds And the motherfucker fucking son No, no, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Did I say a foreign word? I know none of us have them, but this is a
Starting point is 03:51:31 permanent thing. Young black men seem to be growing hair with this black women. But I said trends. I didn't say, oh, man. See what's that one right now? Right now, what do you got? He got this.
Starting point is 03:51:45 And you remember these two Negroes? each other in hair and everything going everywhere, that's when it changed. Because I was on the set. And me and Marshall looked at each other and said, What the fuck? I said, dog, how is he waving his hands in his fucking zone? Sit the fuck down.
Starting point is 03:52:03 Dave. When you Google, Google Zone, and don't tell you sit down. Okay. If you Google, Black man stole my car, Google to say you, I mean, if you Google, white man stole my car, Google to tell you, You mean a black man stole your car?
Starting point is 03:52:19 Wow. And if you know if you do the AI shit, AI is just a bootlicker. AI, you have to teach AI. You have to not. No, no. You have to tell it. Do not give me unfactual shit. Only go to the statute because I'm dealing with constitutional rights and the statute.
Starting point is 03:52:38 You have to teach the AI. Hey, do not give me no shit that ain't in the statute. Okay, sir, I'm sorry. No, I'm serious. No, no, no, no, he's right. No, I'm serious. No, because it's a boo-licker. You're right.
Starting point is 03:52:50 It wants you to continue. Yes, yes, if you were late. Yeah. No, he's so right, he's right. Hey, I'm Jared Adano. You might know me as that loud guy who yells out, help on the internet. Help!
Starting point is 03:53:03 Somebody! Please! But there's so much more to me than that. I'm an actor. I'm a comedian, and recently, I've become quite the helper myself. And on my new podcast, Hope from a Hypocrat, I'll be changing lives, helping people in need with my sage advice and thoughtful solutions.
Starting point is 03:53:22 Sike, I'm a comedian. I'm not qualified to give good advice. Join me and my comedian friends as we riff, rant, recommend some of the most legally dubious advice known to man. If I'm calling you, even if you're on your phone, let it ring twice. One ring is too scary. Cream a chicken suit.
Starting point is 03:53:41 Hey, cream. Cream a chicken suit. This is help from a hypocrite. The worst advice. from the dumbest people you know. Listen to Help from Hypocrite as part of the Mike Coutura Podcast Network available on the I-Hart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.
Starting point is 03:53:57 The story I've told myself about love or relationships can then shake my behavior, and that can lead me to sabotage the possibility of connection. This Mental Health Awareness Month, tune into the podcast deeply well with Debbie Brown and explore the journey of healing, self-discovery and returning to yourself. We explore higher consciousness, emotional well-being, and the practices that help you find clarity, peace, and self-mastery in a world that can feel
Starting point is 03:54:28 overwhelming. The world is becoming lonelier. We're not becoming more social and connected. We're becoming more individualized, but we actually meet people in connection. If you've been searching for a soft place to land while doing the work to become whole, this podcast is for to hear more. Listen to deeply well with Debbie Brown from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the Iheart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.
Starting point is 03:54:57 If you're watching the latest season of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, you already know there's a lot to break down. Gorsha accusing Kelly of sleeping with a merry man. They holding Kay Michelle back from fighting Drew. Pinky has financial issues. I like the bougie style of Housewives show. I think it looks like it's going to be interesting.
Starting point is 03:55:16 On the podcast, Reality with the King, I, Carlos King, recap the biggest moments from your favorite reality shows, including the Real Housewives franchise, the drama, the alliances, and the T everybody's talking about. As an executive producer in reality television, I'm not just watching it. I understand the game. As somebody who creates shows, I'll even say this. At the end of the day, when people are at home, they want entertainment. To hear this and more, listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Hey, I'm Deanna Maria Riva, actress, mother, lover, and a Gen X woman walking through life one hot flash and hormonal crying jag at a time. You ladies know what I mean. I'll bet you a paramedoenipausal chin here you do.
Starting point is 03:56:03 So let's talk about it. Join me on my new podcast. How hard can it be with Deanna Maria Riva, where I call on my Gen X squads from Ohio to Hollywood as we navigate midlife's most fantastic B-S. All of a sudden, I'd had hanginess happening on my own. I was like, what the hell is that? I was married when I had her, so I didn't even consider how empty that nest was going to be. Mood swings, night sweats, fupas, sex drive.
Starting point is 03:56:30 Wait, what sex? Dating at 45. How can it be getting naked at 50 with a new guy? That one's kind of hard. Well, that's lighting. They say we can't polish a turd, but we're sure going to try. So let's get blunt with laughs, tears, or tears of laughing. and dive into it unfiltered and unbothered and ask,
Starting point is 03:56:47 How Hard Can It Be? I cannot believe I'm about to say this out loud in public. Listen to How Hard Can It Be with Diana Maria Riva as part of My Cultura Podcast Network available on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. We've turned ourselves into robots. And then they're using two billion, two million gallons a day. Of water.
Starting point is 03:57:10 You don't know that either. No, a lot of people do. They do. I gave you a lot of people. They do. They do. Then you know. No, I know it too.
Starting point is 03:57:18 A lot of people, uh, a lot of people don't like the AI shit because of that. Come on. Because it takes the way, the way that it functions in Florida. All of 99, all up 95, all across iPhone, it's shit is crazy. So you take it out of water to get up the machine. They run to people make it at high maximum run. They pump it with water. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 03:57:40 They have to cool water. And then it goes up in that, the atmosphere is nothing. And then it goes up in that. I don't know. Wait, what? Yeah, we'll send it to you. Yeah, we're the whole other podcast. Yeah, we're the whole other one.
Starting point is 03:57:50 I'll just say the second shot to that. No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get your sonny shot to that. Okay. He still ain't taking a shot? No. No. Do you say, eh?
Starting point is 03:58:04 I said it to you one time, Sonny. I think I'll say it to you again. Sonny, Sonny, Google is where you ask questions. I don't want to. Coach. Warren, Sap, QB, killer is where you get some answers. I've been your age.
Starting point is 03:58:22 You haven't been mine. Relax. I think I'm really young than him. Sap. I've been your age. You haven't been mine. I'm born to 73. Yeah.
Starting point is 03:58:35 Yeah. I've been 53. Have you been 53? This year? No, is the answer to that question. No. I'm taking another shot. You have answered their question.
Starting point is 03:58:52 You have not been 53. You have not been 53. No. That is, it would be, it means it's a first step in recovery. Yeah. It means it the first step in recovery. I'm covering the eyes, boss.
Starting point is 03:59:08 That is. That is sit out of the street, boy. You want to cover that? Come on. Because I like to say to everybody around. I'm easy found. What I want that one? I promise you.
Starting point is 03:59:19 Just ask for it. All right? You know. Just ask for it. You know what we're going to turn the block away. Just ask for it. I'm willing to have a discussion with you. Before we finish this.
Starting point is 03:59:30 We finish? No. No, no, no, no, not at all. Come on. You're going to pull up at his crap. I just want to give you this. I want to give you this. Let's go.
Starting point is 03:59:39 I want to give you this hat. This is our perk. Oh. Ever. My first of all, I'm taking off this goddamn. snapback shit. But I don't even believe it. What the fuck?
Starting point is 03:59:54 You can't be doing. Drink Chan Sports Champs had. Earlier. Hold on. You got the person. There's a Richardson. Oh, you got over that shit. It does a Richardson.
Starting point is 04:00:04 It's got more money, brother. Trust me. That's great. It's not. Say it made it. From Bangladesh. Oh, yeah. Y'all got them to three.
Starting point is 04:00:13 Yeah. Yeah. That's right. That's right. No, no. No. You know. That's right to.
Starting point is 04:00:22 You look like. You look like Billy Danzini. No, no, no, y'all did the right thing. Y'all, no, no, no. Ain't nothing wrong with a good hat. Oh, hell yeah, drinking sport champs. Yeah, I drink and sports champ. Drink, yeah.
Starting point is 04:00:34 Let me sign your ball, you gotta wait. You got a white pen. You got a white pen. You got a white pen. You got a white pen. I want to think about it. I want to think about it. I want to talk to y'all New York,
Starting point is 04:00:47 you're Cuban. No, no, you're Cuban. No, no, you're Cuban. You said Paul. You been around in New York. I want to know who owns the VCR in the gay porn and put the tape in and push play. Two push paws. What hell's not on?
Starting point is 04:01:03 Frank? I have not put it in. Hey, I have not put it in and pushplay. Who the fuck pushing paws? You know what? You know what? You know what I was looking at this thing? And they were like, Buster Rimes is gay.
Starting point is 04:01:27 This other dude is gay. Y'all, New York rappers did these gay things, so that's why y'all... You saw that, too? Yeah, yeah, dude on my life. I said it to you. And they're telling me. They tell them.
Starting point is 04:01:38 I'm about to see the problem with you, right? Because, yo, no, I'm serious. I'm about to see the problem you because I was like, what the fuck this came from? Yeah. But it makes it. Oh. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 04:01:59 Marrick a cup. Okay, okay. My bad. Yo, and it takes a real real ability to have a bucket of a cup. I'm a lot of crack out. All day. You know what the Webster's Dictionary said in 1985 when I was 13 years or 12, about to turn 13. Any male born in Florida or Georgia is a cracker.
Starting point is 04:02:19 Any male. Any? Is that a silly thing? What do you think? What years is this? I wonder at this. 1985. Webster's Dictionary.
Starting point is 04:02:32 Because I was a... I could not escape the four walls of... A dirt road, no air condition, no cable television, and the piece of man didn't deliver. So the man that used to come out, we used to call him a walking man, he used to come out, and he had the encyclopedia Britannicus. No, that's real, that's real, that's real. No, no, no, no. We had no money for this. That's real.
Starting point is 04:02:58 Yeah. I convinced my mother that if she buys me the first 13 of the 26th that's in this set, I'll go to college. She bought her. She bought her. Dude, I read the... Dude. That was my escape. That was my escape from this look.
Starting point is 04:03:20 You said the thing about the law. That's what I wanted to know. You said the law that says that in Florida that everybody's considered males or crackers? Webster's Dictionary in 1985. Oh, the Wansder Dictionary said it. You do know what Webster is, right? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 04:03:36 Okay, all right. Just checking. Just checking. Y'all Cubans come over here, and all of a sudden... There you got. You got to talk to shit out. My parents are going to be.
Starting point is 04:03:43 I was born up. You're all of you. Y'all Cubans come over here. You know you're about to lose your birthright citizenship, right? Trump is taking it. No, I'm about to say you're about it. You know, you know, the Cubans are the highest ones that they're about to ship up on this bitch.
Starting point is 04:03:56 No, no, no. Y'all about, you all the highest. They all go, except for him. What? All right. No. When you take away birthright citizenship, he knows as long as an American citizen. It's true.
Starting point is 04:04:08 What are you? No, he knows it's. I know. He knows. I know. Even though my dad fought in the Vietnam War, like I said, the veteran all. Don't know. They'll send him back in Cuba.
Starting point is 04:04:16 These motherfuckers are on some real Neanderthal shit. I know. Trust me. And if y'all don't wake the fuck up, because y'all are the one, one demographic. That's like, you know, I'm doing that. My people's a thing. Like, what the fuck? We don't like to do you.
Starting point is 04:04:34 No, no. I got this Gucci Coon and I, you know what I'm chat. They got a white lady. at home and he flies on some lawyers jet. Oh, my God, dog. We have a 2 a.m. 8 a.m. Facebook onslaught. When are you fighting these people, dog, to be able to dispute this shit, dog. You got to be a real dumb ass to just, ah, it hurts.
Starting point is 04:05:03 Wow. I ain't going to put my sports champ on talking about it. I ain't going to do that to y'all. I ain't going to do that to y'all. I'm going to let y'all put it up without the sports champ. on that. Because it's crazy, dog. And if we don't get a hole on this thing,
Starting point is 04:05:16 dog, in the midterm, it's over. I think the midterms. No, the midterms turn the tie so we can now go to holding somebody accountable for this shit. Because this shit, the Department of War. I'm the only 70 baby in my house. No, no, no.
Starting point is 04:05:35 When was your birthday? It already passed in my house. Got it. Your birthday. Something serious. No, no, something serious, brother. Let's talk. I'm talking. I'm talking. I'm with you.
Starting point is 04:06:03 Because we have a generation of us that wasn't taught these rights. Right. We have a two generation that's going to go before. It's our children and our children's children. There's two behind us, our parents and our older brothers that want to talk this. We have to.
Starting point is 04:06:23 We have to be able to teach our civil rights that we were born with that they're trying to take from you. You see what I'm saying? What's they take that from you? You fucked in this country. There's no way we don't exercise our rights. Know our rights.
Starting point is 04:06:39 It's stand up for our rights. Because there's too many times they're in our neighbor. Since you got money, how many cops you've seen? None. No. I haven't seen no motherfucking cops since 1990. Are you scared of them? No, because I know my rights. I used to be.
Starting point is 04:06:55 That's all about you. Hold on, hold on. Let me explain this shit. When me and my own boys was just standing on the corner after playing basketball or whatever, just standing that talking shit and the Duke boys, because that was a dope, they would roll up me like, get on the ground! What would you do? You get on the ground.
Starting point is 04:07:11 I'm from that. You know what I do? I stand motherfucking strong right now. I get this motherfucking phone. I want what? You wanted to smoke. What smoke are we talking about? You know they're swore and over.
Starting point is 04:07:25 You know what? You know what? No, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking. Hey, hey, I'm not telling you what they think they know, but I know what they fucking signed on a piece of paper. And you know this phone is stronger than the fucking one that allegedly took us to the moon. I agree.
Starting point is 04:07:44 Yeah, absolutely. This phone was supposed to be stronger than the one they took us to the boo. I was sold. I know you don't have any children because. Ain't about anybody. Oh, shit. I don't know. Don't know where I'm going to run.
Starting point is 04:07:57 You have to take this. This is called a guest. And when the guest is speaking, you just be quiet. That's why you're sitting at this table. That's why he's quiet. That's why he's quiet. That's why he's quiet. But you're not.
Starting point is 04:08:07 So you need to learn this. So now, this is stronger than the first rocket in 1969. We dropped 308 pocket rocket that son us to the moon, allegedly. Tell your children to hit this button, name and badge number and continue what you were saying. because what that officer needs to be is lawful in what he's saying to you. And nine times out of ten, they ain't even close.
Starting point is 04:08:34 I just asked us the First Amendment. You take them Peckerwoods that went to the school, had some different education. Now they got a gun and a badge in the law, and they say, I got a call. Right. That ain't enough. Right.
Starting point is 04:08:46 That is enough. We need to teach our children that that ain't enough. Turn this camera on. You got a First Amendment right to record. him in the quarters of his duties. Speak to me, because I promise you. My sister had an issue with her daughter, and the body cam is all spotted up,
Starting point is 04:09:04 16-minute gap. They're on here talking, they over there. Oh, I'm telling you, trust me. You do not trust them with your safety of your children in your generation and your family. Well, you sound then. That goes with all of this. How are you going to protect all your loved ones
Starting point is 04:09:21 and you ain't started with yourself? You got to know yourself. Take yourself and now you can spread it. And that's what I'm doing. That's my whole mission now. It's to spread the love and knowledge that we have a right. You know what Hill versus the city of Houston says from 1987 Supreme Court decision? No.
Starting point is 04:09:40 We, as a United States citizen, have the right to oppose the police verbally. It is the signature characteristics of a free state versus a police nation. So where did you read that? Why did you read that? And how did you read that? This is the Supreme Court decision that allowed me to talk my shit. Exactly. Because I'm a shit talking son of a bitch.
Starting point is 04:10:07 And my first amendment will not be impeded on at any point at any time. And I speak with the tone of a man so you hear me loud and motherfucking clear. So most white guys have never been talked to this like by about. brown guy and you will shut up. Man. That's the universe. You want to go to jail today? No.
Starting point is 04:10:32 I'm ready to go. Shut up. That's the universal. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. You want to do that? Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 04:10:43 You got a couple of cool boys right there with me. But I have to jack start from you early, but we could. Yo, I'm serious. That's what they said to me and over the church. You're going to jail today? I said, are you serious? and he went, are you serious? I went, I'm dead-ass serious.
Starting point is 04:10:58 And I'm fed it this far away from him to talk. And she had already handed him the ticket. I don't look at the ticket. Your official duties is open. Y'all know that? Yes. Wait, what's to give you the ticket? Once they get the ticket, it's done.
Starting point is 04:11:11 Old warning. Oh, wow. Hey, boy. See? See? See? Yeah. Like, Tariah.
Starting point is 04:11:19 All right there to do is crack that window. Don't roll the bitch all the way out. Just leave a crap. Right that, Tariq, Elm, Miami, Duffin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember. Yeah. Got to know your rights.
Starting point is 04:11:30 But they arrested him as well, right? He rolled the window all the way up, and now they got a chance to snatch you out of the car. Pennsylvania versus Mim says, if I can't see in the car, the safety of the officer overrides that on your Fourth Amendment. You got to step out of the car. But if they ask you to stop on the car,
Starting point is 04:11:47 do two things for me. Say, are you afraid, officer? That's the first thing you ask you. Are you afraid? Yeah, you know this, this, pussy. go because he got a gun in the bad hell no i ain't free you go click you think i got a gun yeah that takes a lot though that takes a lot though a lot of people can't do how long you get going i just click my seatbelt i asked one question and click my seatbelt know you're right
Starting point is 04:12:15 the cameras running and if you're smart your shit running right right right i just asked the question that when click right right right am I not exited in the car. Yo, motherfucking get shot on that. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying you're not wrong. I'm not saying that.
Starting point is 04:12:35 Damn, I just went from this a long time me, answering this question. No, get on his ass, bro. Like, you got a body. Get on a, man. That's a mentality. Not Orlando, Orlando. No, I was born and raised.
Starting point is 04:12:48 My dad. I'm so on my ass. I'm not a day coming in you. talk to. I'm Orlando. Orlando's coming to worst officers on earth because they're back by Disney. Thank you. They got a bunch of fucking money and a bunch
Starting point is 04:13:01 of fucking white folks. No, I'm not, I'm not going against what he's saying. That's Orlando. Yeah. There's a golden room in the state of Florida if y'all don't know. Come to Florida on vacation.
Starting point is 04:13:15 Leave a probation. Your ass will be back. No violation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know that. I never heard the violation vacation probation No, because they're
Starting point is 04:13:27 They never heard the violation Okay They should a truck. Okay They should a truck Through the state My brother was in Okay, Syracuse Visited my sister
Starting point is 04:13:35 Got fucking Some disorderly conduct bullshit He didn't know his rights He gave up his ID They put him in jail They told him Oh if the van don't come
Starting point is 04:13:44 In 20 minutes You good The van showed up in 17 minutes He did his ass up And brought him back Oh, God. They sit there for your ass. You got anybody on war for Florida?
Starting point is 04:13:59 Yeah, we want you here, don't we? Because we're going to take away your voting rights, and then we're going to ask you to pay the court costs after we ask them. That's what they do. Wow, you won't let me finish. Well, I'm just, I thought you were talking about it. Yeah, and if I'm talking to you, you're listening. I'm listening.
Starting point is 04:14:17 You're not talking and interrupting me. I didn't have to interrupt you. You said. you thought I was talking to you, and if I'm talking to you, you're not stopping me and interrupted me by talking it. When Florida, they take away your right to the... I want to play... You still don't. Still doing.
Starting point is 04:14:33 Still, still won't stop. They take away your right to vote. And then when they ask the citizens of Florida to vote 60% to approve the law, we do that. And then they go back and say, well, they still have court costs. Well, they didn't it as a poll tax or asking me how many jellybees that. in the jelly jar to be able to vote. No. That's crazy.
Starting point is 04:14:58 That's not the same thing. That's what they did. That's what they did. So if you ain't older, it's being done right in front of our faces. They don't even care anymore. Okay. Bring it after all of that, is respected, is noted, documented. I accept all that education.
Starting point is 04:15:16 I'm never going to apologize. I'm never going to apologize. I'm always going to speak my facts. and what I'm saying is now that you're the man of the people, you're voicing your opinion, you're bringing structure and education to the generation, you're an ex-college coach under Dion Sanders
Starting point is 04:15:33 and now you moved on. How do you feel being the person you are today where you're going to bring the next generation to the level of advancement? I feel great about it because the word coach will never leave me. word coach is what will never leave it
Starting point is 04:15:52 will never leave you it's fine no I'm just telling you I like that once you once you step into that realm I'm telling you your mind frame is coach no
Starting point is 04:16:01 their mind frame is coach I show you my phone I show you my phone one of my babies walked up on me in the F1 D McCollum one of my best one he's up in the place with the dolphins right
Starting point is 04:16:12 there's McCullough McClendon where the coach I'm like whoa he had his He wanted him eccentric boys, you know, big whale bottoms on, leather. I'm like, what up, baby? He's like, yo, I love you, coach.
Starting point is 04:16:25 You showed me the way, Lala. And my boy, BJ Green, that's up in Jacksonville, talks about it. I got an opportunity to touch Travis Hunter, the greatest college football player ever. I got to tell you this, though. Travis Hunter, y'all. I know, I got to tell you this, because I'm the most decorated cane in University of Miami. We know. We know that.
Starting point is 04:16:46 We know that. We know. So I watched a man with eight national trophies in front of me. And I'm telling you, we had to take his cleats away from him on Monday, Tuesday. So he would not go out and practice. Wow. It was his. No.
Starting point is 04:17:04 Wow. No it. And I know I was a dog. What? Did this Erickson one time took his visor off and walked over to me and said, here. I said, what am I to do with that? He said, I'm switching you for your helmet for my visor. And Coach didn't give up his visor.
Starting point is 04:17:21 What? Not Dennis Erickson. No. You don't coach to give him your visor. Coach, like, here. I'm like, what am I doing that? Give you your helmet. He had the equipment due besides him.
Starting point is 04:17:32 So I handed the equipment to my helmet because this is my coach. But how do you feel is that about that being? I'm going to go. Go ahead. Yeah, go. So I grabbed, I had to hold him on my helmet. it. He asked me as hell. I said, what am I supposed to do it? He said, put it on. I need to get a practice done without you fucking it up. Wow. Wow. Now I look back, I realized I was that
Starting point is 04:18:00 disruptive. I had two sacks, three tackles for loss. I picked off a pass and ran it back for it. It is on just one practice. This is in the first like 12 plays. Oh, it was ridiculous. He He came to me, he gave me his advisor and said, I need you to sit with hell down. So I put it over and walked to the satellite and watched the rest of the spring breaks. It was that, I had no idea. I really didn't. I was just playing. And that's why I'm telling you.
Starting point is 04:18:36 That's why with the kids. That's why people talking about getting in the zone and different shit. That's why I want our young folks to understand what they're capable of. and what the knowledge will give them an opportunity to go. You can paint a Picasso. I've been around the world three times. And back. And I'm going the fuck again.
Starting point is 04:18:57 And I want the rest of the world that didn't come from, man, just imagine we had this fucking phone. The shit we had dreamed of. I dreamed of Monday night football in front of my sister, and she bust out laughing at me. That's, that was my motivation. What's this generation motivation? Right, right, right.
Starting point is 04:19:17 We just watched a brother go to the moon and was lotion in itself up allegedly. I'm not sure it was there. Right. And they told me the defensive line on where a lotion. Is that true? No.
Starting point is 04:19:28 No. Why the defensive line don't wear a lotion? No. No lotion? I sweat, man. I sweat, man. You know what I sweat, man?
Starting point is 04:19:41 What's time you do? You know what? You're a little fellow. How about you with? I don't even know now. You're a lot? Something like that while we're around today. Yeah, what? Lotion makes you sweat? That's a big man. Yeah. Come on, tell the mac, bro. Come on. You two sixty. You're two sixty.
Starting point is 04:20:03 Come on. Oh, ten off. You're on three honey. You're three. You're not. It's not. No, no, I don't. Wait a no, so, so, I was joking, but not joking,
Starting point is 04:20:16 because do they really say defensive players shouldn't wear lotion, for real? Like, like, I know who the fuck? Now, let me ask. No, no, no. This is about me. Oh, just you, okay. It's me.
Starting point is 04:20:27 Okay, okay, okay. I'm a rusty motherfucker. Okay. When I put lotion all the day, my kid, you know, I can't. Yeah. Hey. I know it's kind of, but if you pull in your fucking back and check some elbows is you?
Starting point is 04:20:39 Hey. All right-assie. Yeah, yeah. Is it that shit? I'll show you. No, la, you got to be. I'm sitting. Yeah,
Starting point is 04:20:46 trust me. I knew you would call that shit. I got the last shot. Y'all ain't got, you got a shot? You want to switch the box? No, no, no. Let me.
Starting point is 04:20:58 Man, Warren, man, you've been so fucking great as a guest, man. Thank you so much, man. Brother, I love what y'all are doing. Thank you, bro. Because it puts us on the level there. it's an equal. Yeah.
Starting point is 04:21:17 It's an equal, which we should be because we try to raise the next generation. Yeah. Yep. Yes. The next generation got to be brighter, smarter, better than we were. Mm-hmm. Yes.
Starting point is 04:21:27 And that's fucking thing. The information they have at their fingertips, you just got to find the right source. Yeah. Right. And we got to lead them. Right. If we don't lead them, then, what are we doing?
Starting point is 04:21:39 Right. Yes. What are we doing? Come on. Yep. Come on. Come on. Join me.
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