Drink Champs - Episode 504 w/ T.K. Kirkland
Episode Date: June 12, 2026N.O.R.E. & DJ EFN are the Drink Champs. In this episode we chop it up with the legendary, T.K. Kirkland!Comedy legend and cultural commentator T.K. Kirkland returns to Drink Champs for another unf...orgettable conversation with the Champs. Known for his raw honesty, unfiltered opinions, and decades of experience in both comedy and hip-hop culture, T.K. delivers a masterclass in storytelling as he reflects on his incredible journey from the comedy clubs of New Jersey to touring alongside N.W.A. and becoming one of the most respected voices in entertainment. In this episode, T.K. breaks down the evolution of comedy, shares behind-the-scenes stories from the golden era of hip-hop, and offers his unique perspective on success, relationships, money, and longevity in the entertainment industry. The conversation dives deep into his experiences working with some of the biggest names in music and comedy, while also touching on the lessons he's learned throughout his career.As always, T.K. keeps it real, bringing plenty of laughs, wisdom, and controversial takes that only he can deliver. Whether he's discussing the grind of building a career, life lessons from the road, or the intersection of comedy and hip-hop culture, this episode is packed with gems and unforgettable moments.Grab your favorite drink and join the conversation— Make some noise for T.K. Kirkland!!! 💐💐💐🏆🏆🏆Listen and subscribe at https://www.drinkchamps.comFollow:Drink Champshttps://www.drinkchamps.comhttps://www.instagram.com/drinkchampshttps://www.twitter.com/drinkchampshttps://www.facebook.com/drinkchampsDJ EFNhttps://www.crazyhood.comhttps://www.instagram.com/whoscrazyhttps://www.twitter.com/djefnhttps://www.facebook.com/crazyhoodproductionsN.O.R.E.https://www.instagram.com/therealnoreagahttps://www.twitter.com/noreagaSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Top, off top.
Kevin Hart's Rose.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
Hilarious.
Not offended.
Oh, hell, no.
Okay.
So what, why is everyone in comedy?
I'd watch the roast, right?
Yes.
And then, um, I had watched.
I believe something that God-free had posted.
And he was like, you know, Roads was like meant to go too far.
Like it's meant to offend people.
Is that something you agree with in total?
I totally agree.
Okay.
The thing about the Roads to me, out of all these things,
I should have fucked Cheryl Underwood years ago.
What?
Because Cheryl blew up, you know.
I went out with her.
No, I think I had ideas of going out with her.
Okay.
But she's too loud.
And me being the kind of nigger, I'd have to smack the bitch.
Right.
So I had to leave.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
She's loud in real life or just the stage.
She's loud all the time.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I don't like aggressive women, but that's what makes her so good as a comedian.
Right.
You know, but I like soft women and talk polite and all that kind of stuff.
Me, I'd have been in jail fucking with show on the way.
But a lot of people said that people went too far because they were talking about her husband who...
But she approved on all that.
Commit.
I can't.
Let me ask.
Now, this is outside of looking at this inside looking out, right?
I'm not, I love comedy, but obviously I'm not in a roast world, like, things like that.
So from what I'm told, there's people who have writers, right?
Yes.
And you approve the writers or how?
Well, the person, and you're a roast, the person writes about you.
They have to set it to you to see if you agree with it.
And if you agree with it, you sign up on it and they could do whatever they want to do.
Oh, so you know every roast, though?
Every roast.
Not every row.
Okay.
But I think this one was just a little.
that's the way they went, how they did business.
Yeah. So she knew what was coming.
Yeah, she definitely said that she knew.
Yeah, she knew what was coming.
Wow. But in today's world,
that's what you want.
You want confusion. You want people to get upset.
You want people to get emotional.
Because people don't like boring shit.
People don't like honesty.
They like lies. They like stuff just over the top
and controversy. So it was excellent.
Because it really got me to watch the roast.
Because I don't do the road stuff
Okay
You know, I'm watching all that stuff
Okay
And when I heard about
I said, let me see this
Because I had to be up on my game
For these interviews
Because you got to be knowledgeable
But when I was watching it
I couldn't have this type of conversation
With you got
But I love that
I thought that motherfucker was hilarious
The rock went in
The rock went in
Now in the rock
You know, comedy is part true
You hide behind what it's really
And he really wanted to fuck
Kevin Hart's wife
He said it a lot
He said too much.
He said it too much.
You know, and I said, oh, looking at her with the Google.
Yeah, I'm looking at him, right?
I can see one time.
That motherfucker said this shit a couple times.
I said, oh, he want to fuck his wife.
I don't want to fuck his wife.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, I would have, I would have fuck his wife.
I'm not the one?
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now, Jack knew how I am, so I can talk to Jack's away.
I'm doing my interview.
Shut up to fuck up.
You know, okay.
He knows.
I'm like that.
I'm like a big brother.
Okay, but, all right, so, because I'm just wanting to get some comedy insight, right?
Uh-huh.
Because I don't like the guy, Tony Hitchcliff.
Hitchcliff, right?
Um, he, he, is, for me, he just, too.
Here's what it is about him.
Okay, okay.
He has a white boy irritating look about his ass.
Shane is a white, irritated person.
He didn't irritate me.
Yeah.
Okay, certain white people, right, Shane.
Certain white people are comfortable, but you know, deep down the, they grandparents were sorry,
slave owner.
And they carry that into this generation, right?
And you can see that.
It's like in the DNA.
He gets mad red.
He's the type of guy you like, you dislike him.
And on the low, you hit him in his motherfucker's face because you don't like him.
So that's the air he gets off.
But not to take away from his talent.
Right.
There he's dog.
Right.
To deliver what he was saying back to back to back to back to back.
Right.
It takes years to develop that type of timing.
Right.
He's phenomenal, yo.
Right.
Right.
So the only person I know that can go ahead and head with him is a Cat Williams.
Oh, Kat killed it too.
Now, yeah, yeah.
Let's talk about that.
Now, now, now, I'm going to be honest.
I don't think Kat told no jokes.
No, no, no.
He didn't tell no jokes.
And here's the thing that's really to me.
That's the funny.
I still think they don't like you, Joe.
No, I love it.
I love that.
When they made up, that was the act.
Yes, I love that, though.
But we need something.
You know, Ruffter competes against the United States.
States, it's all competition.
As long as it doesn't get to buy it and that kind of stuff, it is what it is.
Everybody has a nemes.
Now, I saw it live, right?
Now, bus it.
Now, the day before, I believe the day before, it was like the rock nation of comedians.
Yes.
Right?
And you had Eddie out there.
You had Dave Chappelle.
You had all these people out there, right?
So I saw, I'm sitting there stalking it.
Yes.
And I'm trying to see as cat.
and Kev going to be in the same picture together
because I'm seeing Kev on certain feeds
and then I'm seeing Kat on the other feed.
So I don't know if they plant this or not, okay?
But when Kat actually came out,
I'm watching it live.
Like this is like, you know, this is the live.
I'm watching it live and I was like,
yo, for me,
as a person that comes from hip-hop
that sees famous beef squashed,
for it to be happened on that stage
and still do it in a comedic.
Whittick. Like
he, like, Cat was ranking
on him. Yeah. Like he, I
did not hear not one joke, but everything
was funny as ever. So
did you expect that?
Yeah, absolutely. Okay. The thing
that was so great about that. Wait, you expected
that cat that was going to come out? You know, no.
I didn't understand. When cat came out, I was impressed.
Okay. Yeah, they got me. I like surprises.
Right. Yeah, I liked that. The thing that I liked about that
Rose is Kevin got to say
the last heard at the end.
Right. Right. He was going to let you get him.
and he don't say nothing.
And I love how he came back
and talked about Kat.
Like, what motherfucker
read 10,000 books a year.
And that kind of stuff.
So he got his,
he got his shots back in.
So it was just a really great,
great roast.
Right.
Great roast.
I think, I'm gonna be honest.
I think comedians are having a great year.
Like, even the beef fart,
even like, if you think about it,
like, even with a little thing
with Martin Wade's,
people with 50 cents, that made it, that made it, like, I don't want problems.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm too old for problems.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like when I, that's why I stay out of everybody's way.
Like, you know, because, you know, you, you know, I take magnesium and all that shit.
I ain't got time for that shit, you know.
But you feel what I'm trying to say?
Like, it feels like comedy is having a moment right now.
It's having a moment.
It's having a moment.
I'm just, um, it's good for comedy.
It doesn't put asses in the seats.
It just got us getting us attention on social.
media.
Okay.
I avoid the clownness, the goofiness, and people out of the line.
You know how I am.
I'm a man supposed to be a man.
And that's the way you go.
So when I see all that kind of stuff, it's ignorant to me.
But, you know, it is what it is.
I watch it from afar and I stay out the way.
As long as my name don't get caught up in nothing.
I'm straight.
Because at one point, it felt like comedians was trying to be rappers.
And it was like everyone was going at each other.
Like it was like beef.
I didn't want nothing to do with that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to remember, this is, I'm almost 70 years old.
So to see all this type of shit, man, you know, I'm a senior citizen.
What?
Shit, it's for real.
What?
You get half off at aha?
Always.
Yeah.
Suddenly get apple off.
I mean, but I'm going to boogey now.
I don't eat at a half as well.
So where you get half off at?
Oh.
I like going to the movies and half off the movies?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
So you get half off of the movies?
Yeah, yeah.
Your black ass.
in the movie. Get your ass. It's a good feeling
in the movie. Yeah, you know.
Because you have more extra money for candy, chip.
Right, right. So you
announce it, you'd be like, yeah, I'm a, I'm a
Yeah, they don't believe me. And I love show my ID.
I love show my ideas. I love show my ideas. The beautiful
feelings. And let me tell you something. For people who follow you,
you really be in that gym, bro. Oh, yeah, I'm in the gym,
yeah. So how did you dedicate that? Because I follow you and
I realize you really do this shit every day. I even hate you
this morning. Yeah. And I just finished my shit. You was like, I'm on a
six-mile walk.
now as we speak.
Right.
So, like, what made you develop that dedication?
Because, you know, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, I probably had something to do with track when I was running track in high school and college.
And, and, um, when you have something to, you know, you got to look good on stage.
Right.
You know, you have to take care of yourself.
Right.
And I really like this life.
Right.
So that's why I go to doctor every three months.
So I'm in competition with myself.
Every three months.
Yeah.
I go every three months.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I was battling on colon cleansing.
it before. Yeah, I go, I do
competition. I'm competing. I'm competing
against myself every three months.
So then I go into the doctor,
my numbers are right. See, a lot
of people don't know their numbers. Right. So I
know my numbers. So if something's a little
all, I make sure by the time I come back,
she gives me straight
bill of health. You're talking about
his blood work for anybody who don't know. Right, right, exactly.
What numbers are you talking about?
Yeah, but that's good. You've got to be left out.
You know, prostate and all that kind of stuff.
Now, my prostate was elevated.
the last time a little bit
I found the way to keep me from
fuck with all the holes. I masturbate a lot.
You know?
So,
masturbation keeps me discipline.
My doctor knew.
Like, she said, yeah,
Mr. Kirkland, your price
is elevated a little bit.
What does that mean? And then she said, have you been
masturbating? And it was embarrassing
because you can hear through the walls.
But how did they know the difference?
Because the blood numbers.
Yeah, the blower.
Yeah.
But how do you know the difference between
when you emancipating when you have it.
Obviously, you should have that way.
Yeah, yeah, that's probably what it was.
And your arm probably stronger.
No, no, my hand, my hand is stronger.
I ain't shaking your hand.
You know, yeah, he's almost right, but it's the hand.
It's the hand.
So off top, do you think my man Jack Thrilliello have been in the gym?
No, do you believe?
A lying about the gym.
I'm going on Jack that 20 years.
He'll get on social media and live weights
and have pictures around him and looks like he's really doing it.
He do that once every three years
and say he's going to lose weight.
And my fuck's still insane.
That's why I recognized him when I came in.
I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that's my man, though.
He's been in the gym hard, like three months straight.
Oh, in the morning, he's been hitting me.
Be 30 in the morning.
You know what I mean?
Maybe he just can't lose weight.
No, he can't see how to do it.
Man, you don't see all this.
T.K.
You got to lose weight.
Oh, shit.
How old are you now?
I just bust 44 last week.
Oh, yeah, you still a baby.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, as long as you lose weight before you're 50.
Okay.
You're good.
When you say lose weight, what you mean?
Like, you really got to lose weight, fam, because weight takes a serious toll on your life as you get older.
Okay.
You got to read up on this.
How about you got to wait right now?
Nigger 900 pounds.
Maybe 9, 10.
About 9, 10?
I'm 250.
250?
Yeah, that's heavy, yo.
Yeah, I'm going out of 200, though.
By the evening.
No, you're going to look sick.
You're going to fuck up at 200.
With that eye, you're going to look fucked up.
What should I do, TK?
I think just 225, 23rd.
Yeah.
Yeah, don't look longer.
Because you still be pulling women.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know what you were saying to him.
Yeah, what's the game?
What's the game?
Yeah, yeah.
He'd be having the fine girl.
I don't know what he's saying.
You can tell,
you can look at that nigga and tell he he ass.
Like,
you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, I never put down his game.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm honest.
I'm just honest.
I put it right.
I helped him get out of his marriage.
What?
What time?
Yeah.
Everybody calls me.
Okay.
All right.
Hold on.
You get a great.
Hold on.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, what the fuck happened?
He was having a problem.
Everybody was fucking my bitch, but me.
Let me tell the story, yo.
Because no disrespect, I don't want the show to be about you
and you're taking over my shit.
Because that's a topic that gets a lot of attention.
Really? I didn't know about that.
Yeah, the marriage is. This is serious.
You're not going to be serious. This is very serious.
You got to check a media.
He was wrong with having problems with this lady. He called me about it.
And I just...
You asked the booed raised him?
No, no. Okay.
You were serious.
Yeah, I was very serious.
Okay.
The thing with him is he's a beautiful person, beautiful soul,
and I hate to see that he was going through what he was going through.
So my advice to any man and woman when shit ain't right,
get you a new motherfucker, get you a new bitch, get you a new nigga, period.
Like, I don't believe in it you're going to try to work things out.
You're going to get things together.
Even if you got kids, fuck the kids, everybody, start out fresh and new.
That's what he did.
And he's been happy ever since.
And every time I post something on Instagram about relationships,
be right there paying attention.
All right.
So what did
what did the T.K.
Get you out
to get you right?
He just basically told me.
Talk to the mic.
Oh yeah.
He just basically was telling me, man,
you know,
that I should have
I had a lot of
like celebrities
that she knew before me
and it was just really fucking
with my head.
Oh, she knew
she knew niggas before you.
Yes.
Like the niggas
that was in my phone.
Right.
And I didn't know that
You knew that.
No, I didn't know that.
He didn't do his due diligence.
See, men, men, here's a problem with most of men.
They say beauty, they roll up and not understand, check a person's background.
Just like Clay Thompson and Megatistallia.
Wait, they didn't check each other's background?
Well, here's the thing to me.
I know he got to fall.
I was talking about this too long ago.
And I feel that when you have a dad and whether a woman is nice now, your past comebacks to bite you on the ass.
Okay.
We want men on this show.
We want men to understand not to get caught up in just beauty because it could come back and bite you on the ass.
Understand character.
Understand who the woman is before you have a child with them.
All things because there's so many guys out here that's in pain because they went with the lust.
They went with the feeling instead of checking the character, the person.
And these type of shows, we have to put that up there because they listen to us.
And we want them to take their time before they just.
nothing in the female and she has this child because the same way you have to ask consent
to have sex with a woman in a sense.
A woman should be able to ask a man, can I have your child?
Oh, not just nothing.
Exactly.
Like if a woman gets pregnant, she should have consent to the man.
You're not just going to have your child and you don't have no authority.
I just think that's wrong.
Wow.
Oh, that's real.
Does your past matter?
Does her past matter?
it depends on the guy
if you don't care
you know and it depends on who it is
like I couldn't come here and know
that Norrie and this guy dated my girl
it's you know what I'm saying
as a man
to me a real man want to walk in a spot
knowing maybe one
motherfucker touched this girl
but when you got a girl that walk on the spot
she's hugging everybody hey Nooy
hey hey
let me just say hi the nigga one more
He stopped dating a girl because she went to Uchiwali video.
No, man.
This is a story he made up.
My ex-d girlfriend was.
She was a video victim.
But after, she went to that direction and we broke up.
She went to big Pippin video and he stopped.
I didn't break up a puzzle.
Do you hear what he said?
He did the right thing.
What?
A man has to know what you want to put up with.
She went to a dog song video.
She was in all those videos.
She was on a run.
See, but again, that's that's the, that's a character.
That's a title.
When women say, oh, I'm married to Nouri, right?
That's not women.
Okay.
I know you married, but I'm using that.
Not me.
Use a candle.
Noree is a good thing.
Men get caught up, and women get caught up in titles.
Oh, my man's a basketball player.
Or he's an attorney.
You're not talking about it.
The guy.
Right.
You're talking about it's title.
Yes.
You see what I'm saying?
So we got to get past title.
That's how when things happen, everybody's confused when you hear a pastor that does something wrong.
You upset because you went with his title when a cop kill someone because you feel because he has his badge, he's a different person.
We have to stop looking at people's titles and understand their character.
I think that changes the whole way of perception on how you see people.
Yeah, absolutely.
But you did the right thing.
I commend you on that.
Whether it was that part of it.
It was mutually.
but it was easy to let go.
I see you marry somebody else.
Yeah, yeah.
Group of college, bitch is graduating here.
Holy thing.
Why stretch yourself?
You look good and you're happy.
That bitch you would have been
fucked up, man.
Can you turn a home?
She'd have been kissing
Torrey Lanes in the concert.
Yeah, exactly.
What's the nigga?
I'll be talking the bitches down
and giving them roses.
I'll just.
She would have kissed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't want that.
I ain't go lie.
If you look, if you look,
let your girl kiss Usher.
Like, how do you go home?
Some men will have, give you a crazy story.
Okay, I'm a G. I'm in Arizona.
Okay.
Phoenix.
This is about 10, 15 years ago.
Okay.
I'm showing you how men are.
I rolled up on this guy, two crazy situations happening to them.
Let's give you both of them.
I rolled up on this guy and he's with this bad bitch.
But, you know, I talk all that game on stage.
Yeah.
I said, that's your girl?
He said, yeah.
He said, you won't?
I said, hell, motherfucking year.
I snatched up and I took her.
Next day, she flew to all these other cities with me.
When I got to Alabama, the golf thing with Tiger Woods was going on this,
and Tiger Woods was giving me win the Masters.
The police shows up.
The nigger had called the cop saying that I took his bitch.
Like a kidnapter?
No, Spanish.
Okay.
Took his girl.
She had to call him and basically said,
yo, you actually said
that it was okay, and she rolled with me.
I had it for like a week.
True story.
Then the next time I was in Arizona,
the guy introduced me to his girl,
and I was saying that was his girl.
So his wife called me
because I was calling the number that he gave me.
You know, like a gentleman, like, hey, how you doing?
Get back with me, blah, blah, blah.
And the young lady called.
She said, no, he's with another girl.
Because I thought the girl that I was trying to holl at was the girl that was with him.
He gave me his real wife's number.
When I called her, she said, no, the nigga cheating on me.
He were the bitch that looked just like me.
This is how fucked up.
Niggas off the world, dog.
Like the mindset of people is just insane.
So now at my age, I just don't want to be following nobody.
People want me to be married so damn bad.
But it don't make sense.
you're dealing with any groupie shit when you go on the road
no I because I'm a senior citizen now
bitches smell social security
you know they smell social security and benefits
you know what I'm saying?
It comes with the territory
you're upset with women because they want you for your money
I think that when you have money
it comes to the territory
you know you just got pick and choose how you want to spend it
you know because that's the goal to have a little change
you know you want the best of everything you know
nice place to live
you know, fine car, first class, tickets, you know.
If you got a young lady that needs something,
and she's rocking with you. Don't know where a girl
want to be with no broke name.
That's right.
And don't know man want to be with an ugly bitch.
So money helps. It's a tradeoff.
You know, I want to find this bitch in the room.
That's just me.
Now, let me ask you, you know,
Instagram comedians, right?
Yeah.
What do they call?
Instagram comedians.
Right.
I enjoy them.
I enjoy the skits.
But one person that I feel like
has broken the barrier
is juice keeping.
Okay. He's killing it.
Yeah. He's killing as a character.
Yeah. That's what that's called.
Not a comedian.
Okay, okay.
It's two different things.
Okay, yeah.
Yeah, two different things.
But he has a comedic
entitled about himself.
He's doing well.
And, you know, you wish him well.
I wish we had social media.
when we was growing up
because this truly changed the game
of stand-of-comedy.
Young comics who's been doing this maybe 12 years
is multi-millionaires now
where it took us maybe 20, 30 years
to get there.
And you can't hate it. It's just that
time evolves. I mean, look at Jake Paul.
Jake Paul, one of the worst fighters in the world,
he's making more money than everybody.
That's a real fighter.
Got his own promotion company.
Yeah, he's killing it.
So you've got to find a way to have
a gimmick if you can
you say and it is what it is
man. What did you feel
about Instagram comedians? Because you're a
raw comedian. You're a person that sit down
you can tear up everybody in this crowd
right now if you wanted to but
what did you first feel like when you
I thought it was amazing. Right.
Yeah because believe it or not it helped me too.
Right. You know, the thing
about a fisherman,
a fisherman always see another fisherman
from afar. And what I
mean by that is if you see something work
you got to jump on the van wagon too.
So I just jumped on the bandwagon.
I said, let me catch this motherfucker train.
And I've been riding there.
So it's been doing well for me.
Right.
If you could do a movie with any comedian, what would it be?
Mm.
If I could do it like a co-star way.
Yeah.
Cat Williams?
Cat Williams.
Yeah.
Because I have an idea in my head already.
I can see that.
Yeah.
I would love with Cat Williams.
And you all work together more?
No, years ago.
Yeah.
But we see each other.
We show a man love respect.
Okay.
He'd back in fact he called me a couple times.
So, you know, the love is.
there. Okay.
You say you want to be in the movie with him?
I would love to be in a movie with TK.
I was a better of a dream.
I was trying to get a movie with TK.
He just white. He wiped a Duval ass, right?
He did what?
He wiped Little DeVole ass.
What do you mean?
Yeah, what's the truth behind that, man?
The truth is.
Little of all, that didn't happen.
The ball came at you.
No, no. You don't remember he had his accident, right?
I helped take care of him.
And that was just one of the things that, you know what I'm saying?
I had to do it.
So why was that important to tell the way?
He, he told, he told, he, he, he, he, he, I just
I don't want to know why that was important to tell the world.
Because I want him to know that people to know that it's real people
inside his life that care about him and whatnot.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, but could you say you take care of him?
To care of him.
Yeah, but you ain't got to say you white his ass.
See, that's what I mean by putting that little extra shit on there.
That's the shit I'm talking about.
When you talk about you about that?
Yeah, don't do that, yeah.
That's not man shit.
That ain't man shit.
Yo.
Before you're a comedian, you're a man.
I always remember that.
That's very important.
before you're a comedian, you're a man.
And sometimes people get on this mic
and just be saying all kinds of crazy shit.
And I really want to start holding the motherfuckers
and hold them accountable for the shit that comes out their mouth.
It's disrespectful.
People listen to you looking for attention
and that's not the way to get it.
Be funny, be a businessman, get your motherfucker money
and go home with your family.
But we got stopping.
You know, I'm going to say, well, I got,
you already know how old day.
God damn.
You know, fuck that.
So let me ask you.
If a comedian doesn't have a stage show,
was he considered a comedian?
I mean, we got Eddie Murphy who said he won't go back on stage, right?
But we got raw.
We got delirious.
So we know the effects of him being on stage.
But now, like, when we see these other comedians,
I don't see everyone on stage.
So if a person doesn't have a stage presence,
are they still considered a comedian?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's in their head.
and people pay money to come see them and perform.
Okay.
But success tells you if you're doing well as a comedian.
Okay.
It's a lot of comedians in the game, but they don't have M's behind their name.
A lot of communes in the game been in the business for years.
Did it have what behind their name?
They're not a millionaire.
You know what I'm saying?
So longevity tells you if you're good in that.
That's how come out.
I'm blessed to be doing this 41 years of stand-in-up comedy.
And that's a long time.
I see.
Forty-one.
Is that the criteria?
Because you said Drewski wasn't a comedian.
Is it doing stand-up as the criteria to call yourself a comedian?
No, you can call yourself a comedian, you know what I'm saying?
But he does comedic roles.
But I've never seen him on stage as a stand-up comic.
Yeah, that's what I'm kind of.
You mean like that?
You know, does Wilfair do stand-a comedy?
No.
I've never seen Wilfair do stand-up comedy.
Yeah, that's a good point.
I don't think that's a good point.
But he says considered a comedian.
He still considered a comedian.
You know, I don't think you, well,
It's not a thing.
You don't have to do stand-up comedy be a comedian.
You don't have to.
Wait, say that again?
You don't have to do stand-up comedy to be a comedian.
But you could be a comedian TV.
You could be a comedian in commercials.
You could be a comedian in movies.
Right.
But, but, like, for hip-hop.
Yeah.
If you're missing, like, certain elements of hip-hop.
Absolutely.
Then they don't consider you.
Yeah, it's a different ball thing.
So is that, like, is that like, like, ghost writing your rap?
Yeah, in the comedy, we get people a pass.
A pass for not being on stage?
Yes, we give them a pass.
The rules is not as tight as a rapper.
Okay.
The rapper game, you know how this shit's supposed to go.
And if you come on stage playing, that you're going to, you know, people going to call you out.
The rap game is different.
That's what you know.
I came up in the rap game.
I was in the rap game, be really more before the stand-up comedy.
And you can, NWA, all that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A rap game.
Yeah, I was in a rap game.
Because those was my kind of people, rappers and street niggies.
Right.
You know, no disrespect to comedians, but I wanted to hang with the rappers and the street niggas.
That was just my thing.
You know, we got along, we understood.
Most of us had records.
Most of us had, and I mean, not the music records, criminal records.
You know what I'm saying?
So it was amongst us that you felt good being around this type of people, you know?
But when you're saying that the rules are different, you meaning writing for the community?
No, I just mean if you're not staying the comedian, but you're a comedian and TV.
And nobody's going to trip.
But if you're funny, you're funny.
Right.
you know, that's all.
Is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, is, does the LB.
Like, concern you when you write your material?
No, because I really give them props.
Like, you know, I talk shit, but I, you know, like, I did something not too long ago on, on, with my boy in, um, Charlemagne.
And he made it funny.
I was serious.
Wait, I saw that when he was on a breakfast club.
Yeah.
And I said, you know, because I was looking at this gay person one day.
And, like, he, he's like, he can pretend.
Yeah, he was, like, that's like a phenomenal.
actor.
Yeah, he studied the mannerisms of some female and headed down.
Who's this?
This is a gay guy.
Just using an example.
I came up with this joke that I said on the story I said on Breakfast Club, but
Chaldemain started laughing and made it funny.
I was really serious.
And I said, you know, I really respect gay people.
He said, why?
I said, because what it tells me is that you can put your mind to anything and be
anything you want to be.
And he just role because
it's true. It's true, though.
It's true. It's true. It's true. I see them the way they walk
and how they act more feminine than women
is amazing to me.
Let me ask you, if Hollywood comes from you for a role,
and they say, man, you need you play a big mama's house,
but you're going to be big, hunky-dory.
Well, that's a question that's been asked before.
But to answer your question, you already know the answer.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Yeah.
But you think that is...
Three million dollars.
Four.
Yeah.
No, I'm teasing.
No, I won't do it.
Do you think that is a real thing in Hollywood?
Like the conspiracy.
Like, I thought when I first heard that, like, it would go away.
And it continues to grow, continues to grow, continues to be a part of, like,
Martin Lawrence conversation.
Like, all these people, uh, it's always bored up, like, to emancipate the black man to, like,
to, like, to, to, like, to, to, like, to, to, to, like, you know.
It depends what your mindset is.
Okay.
Robin Williams did it back in the day.
Flip Wilson, back in the day, Geraldine.
It was hilarious.
Tom Hanks.
You know, yeah, Tom Hanks.
So this has just started happening in the last 10 years
where comics or people really have taken the word to devalue being an actor
playing that type of role.
So based on the individual that's saying the message, based on the individual that's taken on the role, it's a personal decision, basically, what I'm trying to say.
Me personally is something that I wouldn't do because I'm in the streets.
So my niggas ain't having it.
Like they're a clown.
My motherfucking ass for life, you know.
But if you was in Hollywood and you wasn't around people like that, you'll do it.
Yeah.
You'll do it.
So you don't subscribe to the whole, like it's a whole concerted conspiracy?
No, no, no, no.
I entertainers getting in his business, they create their own stories, you know, like Luminati and all that kind of shit.
And people don't understand that Luminati is a, it was just a group of men that wanted to create a different currency compared to the $9, the dollar.
Right.
And it didn't go through.
So that word led to something else and it's been ran with ever since.
Yeah, it took a life of his own.
Yeah, it took a life of his own.
Absolutely.
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Yeah, who's praying some smell?
Yeah.
I thought it was we're trying to show off of.
fucking DKK, yo, you.
You know, that we never see how it.
I ain't going on. They try to show off.
What was that? What was that?
Yeah, somebody's fairing some shit.
Oh, right.
So our show about giving flowers,
or quick time of style, I'm going to do flowers.
You already started the flowers.
Okay, yeah, man. We want to give your flowers once again, man.
You're one of our favorite guests, man.
People leave on here.
Always say some shit.
Always putting us on the game.
Always so we wanted to continue to give your goddamn flowers.
I think I'm the only comedian
has been on here this much, right?
I believe so.
I believe so.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I take pride in that.
That's right.
That's right.
You know, because I call you all every week to get on the show.
You get his both.
And you're one of the only people who can smoke cigars.
Yeah.
I think of smoke a dog.
So we want to do quick time in line?
Let's go.
Let's go.
You got you guys send it through?
You already know the game.
Great time of slime.
We give you two choices.
You pick one.
We don't drink.
You say both or neither.
Okay.
Like you don't want to really answer.
Then we take a shot.
Sounds good.
All right.
Kevin Hart or Kat Williams.
God damn.
Pass.
So we drink and you got a shot glass?
You got your shot glass?
You need to get them shot.
What you drink?
Yeah.
Let me get some of marijuana.
Well, when you finish that one, I'll give you the next one.
You can say marijuana.
Yeah, this is a regular room right here.
This feels so good.
Take a shot of it.
And then, you know.
Malfonana.
Cheers.
That shit smelled good.
I'm not even playing, man.
I think that's that 420 sprays.
I know how 420 sprays smell.
Maybe.
Did she, you spray something?
No.
You sprayed something?
I know no dude in here.
Hey, man, this is letting me a mystery.
It's not a good.
He's got to tell us something.
He's thinking with that.
Ah, ha.
Tony Hitchcliff or Shane Gillis?
Tony Hitchcliff.
Okay.
Wow.
Eddie Murphy or Richard Pryor?
Richard Pryor.
Chris Rock or Martin Lawrence?
Chris Robb.
NWA or public enemy?
And give us any stories with these people.
We don't have to just go through them.
So it's NWA for sure,
but both of them had an impact on the culture.
And a phenomenal.
I always say that the same group of opposite
sides of the spectrum. That's the way I totally agree. That's a perfect example.
I like what Easy did, you know. I'm always on the business side of things.
But me, Easy used to talk and how he put up 6,000 to start, to put up the album for
Australia Compton. Right. And it made over $22 million.
That album only cost $6,000 and it made $22.
Yes. We need to say that one more time.
Six thousand.
So that one thousand. So, six.
and make $22 million.
Wow. What makes
Easy so phenomenal from a business side
they own their own record label for
anybody own their own record label.
Wow. They were the first?
Yeah, they was ruthless. Yeah.
I mean, maybe with Jay Prince?
No, no. No, no, niggas. They came
after Easy. Yeah, I believe it. It's really close
because even Luke. No, you don't think so?
No, sir. This is my bill
right here. No, mine too.
But I mean, it's close. Maybe age-wise, I'm
looking at it differently. Yeah, yeah. It was
Rufus first. And that's what I
loved about the business side of them.
Just like when Dr. Drake got beats,
you know, see, that story was
the beats really supposed to be for Kanye West.
But Kanye West gave
Jimmy Ibean a hard time.
Then it was going to go to
Teddy Riley. And
Teddy Rowley and Jimmy Avine had a big
argument. And then it would
have been Shug, but him and Shug
had a big fight. And that's how
it came beats Dr. Dre. Drey wasn't even the
first one to get it. The fourth one you said,
Gray was the fourth one.
Wow.
Yeah.
He was the fourth round pick.
He was fourth round pick.
Teddy Rowland came before Dr.
Yep, sure did.
Yeah, sure did.
Shout out to Easy, man.
Yeah, shout out to Easy.
Yeah.
So, and then with Public Enemy,
what they did for the culture is they made you just believe in black,
and they taught you about blackness and being proud of yourself.
And it's very important that we wish we could have that in today's society,
because everybody's lost.
Everybody's winging it and doing their own thing.
And what I see is what it's really sad,
especially when you got the type of government that we have right now,
how they're getting rid of the middle class, right?
And I read that by 2030, there is no more middle class.
You're either rich or poor.
Right.
So we want African-Americans, Spanish, Dominicans,
to know who they are to try to get their money back.
Because last time I was talking about LLC.
Yes, yes.
Black people is.
That's, you know, a lot of people keep always repost that.
Yeah, we always repost that.
So I said to myself one day, what can I do because I knew
only thing that can change people's lives is money.
So as I tore, I used my platform to find out information, to find out of opportunities.
So I ran to two gentlemen out of Chicago, you know, and one of my hustling friends
who always been supporting me for over 30 years.
He came to the show, he was named Bolo.
He said, TK, listen, I got this idea.
I want you to team up with these gentlemen.
They flew down the scene when we got together.
We became a partnership.
So I created this company called TKG-K-G-G-G-O-C-O-N-W-A-Y.
That's T-K-G-O-V-C-O-N-W-Y.
And it's to teach people how to be government contractors.
Now, people say government contract,
they think they're going to sell their own product.
No, you really work for the government.
But we teach you for eight weeks how to bid for the products, right?
So let's just say an example of the government
wants you to get pencils for a particular school.
And you bid, you got the lowest bill, but you want to bid.
And let's say you didn't have the money.
We give you the money to get what you got to get
because the $7,000 is going to bring you back
$80,000 because what people don't know about the government,
they overpay.
Yes.
All you got to do is watch on war dogs.
The movie War Dogs.
It shows you.
About the guns?
About the guns.
It's almost similar to the same.
About the same, almost like the same thing.
And Joe Hill.
Yeah.
So I want people on the goal on the website.
And what we do is have a webinar to see if this is what you're interested in.
Some people are like, oh, I have a felony.
I can't work.
But there's no face behind the computer.
If you're on a computer, you can work and make money.
And I put a lot of people on this.
This is real.
And your LLC is you.
You don't have to be.
Yeah.
And you know, you have to use your LLC for this.
Oh, okay.
This right here, you know, this is a strict, strict business.
And my team.
my partners teaches people
how to win in this game.
And it's called TK. God. I want everybody
to, if you listen to me,
getting an American Express card,
that don't get you no money, unless you have money already.
This puts money in your pocket
while you sitting at home
doing nothing on your computer. And these guys
teach you for eight
weeks that when you go out there,
you're prepared. Wow.
That's dope. One of the fucking financial,
wonderful.
We've got to get into that some more.
after this for sure. Yeah.
Coming to America? Hold on. I got one.
Corey Hogan
or Ari Spitz.
Corey Hogan? Hand down.
Yeah. Yeah, Corey Hogan is that good.
Okay. Don't get me wrong. Eric Spears is good too.
I like street shit. Right.
Yeah. I like street shit.
All right. Come into America or Harlem Knights?
Coming to America.
Damn. Okay.
Dave Chappelle or Chris Tucker?
Dave Chappelle.
Any stories? Anything with either of them?
The greatest thing I love about Dave Chappelle, I went to go see him a couple months ago.
Chris Tucker, T.I., all of us was there.
And we all sat in the room like this.
And you never know the effect that you have on people.
And Dave Chappelle sat there and explained to me how he thought I was really one of the greatest stand-up comedians that ever touched the mic because of my cadence.
He said, I saw you perform years ago, T.K., and the way stuff was coming out your mouth, he said,
I've never seen nothing like that before.
And he allowed me to go on his show that weekend.
And I was only supposed to do a guest spot.
The man was so phenomenal, he kept me the whole weekend.
What else was phenomenal?
He paid me.
Like most comics, when you do a guest spot, you ain't getting paid.
Out of respect.
When I was going to leave, the owner said, yeah, this is some day.
I said, what?
I wanted to give it back.
But I'm a businessman.
Cool, cool.
You know, it's always about the motherfuck of money, you know what I'm saying?
But I tip my hat off to him because of that.
That was phenomenal.
And I think a lot of people don't understand that just like in music and comedy,
there's technicalities to the way you do it.
Yes, yeah.
And this is, you know, OGs and Gs that understand life.
Right.
When you respect someone, you make sure you look out for all.
But I'm talking about the cadence that he was talking about.
That's a technicality that he noticed.
Absolutely.
That he really admired.
Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
Most convenience is understanding, but to hear him say that because it's Day Chappelle.
And you got to remember, I was for everybody.
Right.
So I've seen everybody take their leap to fame.
But that's fine.
Hey, before you want, I'm glad you brought up David Chappelle because, you know, on his last special, he talked about how Puffy has saved his life.
Right.
When the guy was coming to have new stuff.
And he talked about how the hip-hop police was after Puffy and so on and so forth.
And then you told this phenomenal story about the same subject.
involved you going to jail
and would you share that with a drink champs are?
Well, it's
my past, but I'll insight
a little bit. I had Rob Puffy in 1998.
Yeah, Robb.
Yeah. I think you've mentioned
this. Yeah. I mentioned it. Yeah.
Something like that. I don't know if I was talking
about that one.
He wasn't in the next chapter.
It was like, you had got arrested for something
and now they was trying to get you to
like say that Puffy had
Oh, that's the same case.
It's the same case. It's the same case.
It's just that when they arrested me,
and when Puppy had the gun charge of Jennifer Lopez,
the same detectives came to Rikers Island
and tried to get me to testify
that I saw Puffy with the gun.
So me being smart, I got them to get me out of Rikers Island.
Oh, if you was at that club,
they took me to the club and everything, they get the fuck out of here.
I swear to God.
They took me from Rikers.
They took me to,
back down to the county.
They came and got me three days,
but me being smart,
every time I went,
I was extra thirsty.
I was hungry.
So I was just getting the good food.
Get McDonald's and shit.
No, no, no, no, no.
I said good food.
Don't get my bad.
My bad.
You know what in jail?
McDonald's a good food.
No, no, no.
You know who's sitting next to you?
Okay, okay.
Okay, thank you.
And, um, good.
They will point to where I'm supposed to be,
and I said,
because they don't want to say it.
You got to say it.
What was it? Club New York?
They said, Puffy was standing here
and you were, and I'm like, right there,
you know?
So a couple days later, they asked me,
my attorneys came and spoke to me,
and they said, they want to know
if you want to go to the grand jury.
And I looked at my attorney.
I said, no, I'm good.
And that Puffy won't go on by his business.
You know, because, again,
I'm connected with streets, you know.
So everybody know me, Eric Bonsip is tight,
and, you know.
Rest of peace.
Yeah, rest of peace.
So everybody know my.
association with the street.
So certain things you just can't do, dog.
You know?
It is what it is.
So that's what happened with that.
Man, give it up to T.K. Griffin for one time.
Yeah, yeah.
But not sniffing.
Come up, man.
Hey, Eric Von Zip, you put him on the map,
bro.
Like, to the new school of people.
Yeah.
We didn't never even heard about Eric Von Zip.
Right.
And like now, he's like a cultural icon.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Zip was my guy.
You know, out of all the people
ever met in my life.
That was the fly's
motherfucker. Industry and the industry. Yeah, he was just
fly, y'all. Because of what his
past was. Because he was street
niggins. Right. You know, but his
his, the way he moved, the way he
carry himself. And to this day,
our whole crew that's still out
when we go into certain cities,
when they picked me up, it was a rule we have.
We have a bottle of crystal, ice cold,
and when we get in the car, we pass
it to the person in the car.
That's from Eric Glaz.
Wow.
Yeah.
Wow.
Space and noise.
Yeah.
All right.
Jay Z or Big Daddy Kaine?
Jay Z, hands down.
Now, the reason why Jay Z for a lot of things, you know, before Jay Z blew up.
I threw a party zipping all of us up in Harlem on my 35th birthday party.
And we hired these guys.
I didn't know who they were.
They hired these rappers out of Brooklyn.
So when it got the, you know, we minked out.
You know, we got the grips outside and shit.
And my man said, you know, TK, they hear.
But I'm serious about being punctual and on time.
I said, now, fuck them niggas.
You know, we got money.
We're feeling good.
And my man said, no, T, let them go on.
I said, you know, you know, this nigga went up on my birthday party and turned this bitch to fuck out, dog.
After the show, I pulled out a while the money is before we had credit cards.
You know, take the brother van off.
We'd be peeling off the money and shit.
And I peeled out $15, $100 bills.
And I gave it tone.
Didn't even look at him in his eye.
I just slid it to him like that.
This thing was Jay-Z, dog.
Wow.
And I tell people the story of the time.
So that nigga took my money and flipped it, flipped it again.
And that's how he became a billionaire.
God damn.
And then because of that, that's how I got on the Hard Knock Life Tour.
Oh, that's right.
You know, I was the host of Hard Knock Life Tour.
Yeah.
So they came back around and got me.
So the Hard Knock Life Tour led me to meeting some other fly niggas out of New Orleans.
a young nigga named Baby from cash money.
So I'm down there and baby rolls up on me.
And he goes, what up, Walder?
He said, ain't you that motherfucker from New Jersey Drive?
I said, yeah, he said, I'm about to do this movie called Ball Blockett.
He said, I want you to play a cop in Ball Blockett and The Rest is History.
Man, on some Forrest Gump of hip-hop shit.
Yes, sir.
All right, Mob Deep or M-O-P?
M-O-P.
Will Ferrell or Jim Carrey?
That's good.
Will Ferrell.
easy or pock
easy hands down
rest of the piece of both
Steve Harvey or Cedric the entertainer
Ceddy entertainer
any stories of either those two
no
gnaz or kiss
or jade a kiss
jade kiss
Jamie Fox or damon wains
Damon wains
Shug Knight
or Jay Prince
Shug Knight
Airy Spears
Or we
You all kind of already said it
I already said it
I pre-stile that
Tiffany Haddish
or Sher Underwood
Sher Underwood
Tracy Morgan
or Eddie Griffin
Eddie Griffin
Outcast
Outcast or EPMD
Alcast
Robin Williams or George Carlin
George Carlin
That was a bad
motherfucker boy
Yeah he was
Yes he was
You ever met him
No I never met him
yeah but i love i love his comedy yeah he was deep before the motherfuckers got yeah yeah yeah
and he was good on that political to the end to the very end because i think he had a special
right before he passed yeah yeah yeah yeah and he didn't even look sick nah that's crazy right
he looks healthy than a motherfucker yeah man uh Bernie mac or robin harris robin harris
no you got to give him a robin harris you got to give him a robin harris you got to give him
when i found out you and robin harris well it's not a great thing
story, but the great thing about Robert Harris
is that if you was a young comic, you studied him, and you saw a true talent,
you know, so true talent.
That's big, big kids, Robert Harris, right?
Comedians have been going on certain podcasts.
I was like, no nay, I ain't get no niggas, no shine.
And I'm trying to say that Robin, people used to steal jokes and Robert Hars just go around
smacking people.
And I had to go on a podcast and check the young man,
because that shit never happened.
You know, and I actually broke it down that.
Rob Harris really was an insecure man.
He wasn't like, he was funny, but he wasn't confident because he, if you wasn't funny,
he loved you.
But when you became a threat, he didn't like you anymore.
Wow.
And that's the true story about that, you know, because I can out hustle anybody.
So when we started out in LA, it was the Comeric Theater.
And then I started getting seven, I had seven clubs, but I had the streets behind me.
So we pay him up.
his money that they never saw
back in the Paul Mooney and all these
guys, we're giving them some real
motherfucker paper.
And, you know,
people get jealous of that, you know?
So when these stories come out, I saw that
really that's one of the reasons why I say
when men, comedians,
when you get on this mic
and you lie, I'm going to hold you
accountable because I don't, you know,
I got grandchildren, I'm a man
and I take it very serious if you
get on here and start that bullshit
and lying. I'll call you, I swear to God,
I call you out.
Anybody ever try to lie on you?
I don't know.
Well, no, no, one guy tried to say I was gay.
True story.
Watch this now.
Wait a minute.
We're taking a shot.
We got to join you, bro.
No, yeah.
We're at Twitter.
It was that.
Right.
I didn't see that.
It's just years ago.
The niggum was just talking shit.
Okay.
I wasn't ready.
So what happened was,
it was to take your coach study.
So I get his number.
Okay.
Years later, but I'm calling about something else.
But I'm calm as.
and cool is the other side of the pillow.
Right.
I said,
yo, what's up, man?
He said, he said, who's that?
He said, no, it's not.
I didn't yell.
I, you know,
I said, yo, this is TK.
I said, but he said,
he didn't put it up,
but somebody re-posted it.
He was the one who reposted it?
No, he, somebody he knew,
reposed it.
Okay.
And what I said to him was,
then y'all, I just said,
yo, please take that down.
He said, now the problem, TK.
But that's how you, as a man,
you talk to people, whatever you feel on the other end of that phone call, that's on you.
Right.
You know, but I move a certain way.
I understand the energy of this world that we live in.
And because of my great choices, I've been truly blessed with success, right?
From we the ones comedy tour to give me to shoot my Netflix special that Mike apps is getting ready to produce.
You know, so we could get.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what's crazy?
I don't know how this happened, but I got a TV show.
It drops June 30th.
We filmed it already.
What?
B.T.
Right.
Yeah.
VAT.
Congratulations.
We're going to watch for you.
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TV and movies was not my thing.
Right.
I'm telling you right now.
Because if I only went TV and film,
at the beginning, I'll be a broke man.
Because people think television
is the way to go,
but only a few people get to the top of where the money is.
And some people who are at the top,
who you think at the top, don't have no money.
Right.
And I always, because I'm a hustler, what's real?
Audition or that money in your motherfucker.
That's why I'm hating that it's becoming a cashless society.
Because everyone else has handled money before.
Right.
And my friend, Money, Miss Hayst that.
He wants this to go back to money.
You feel that money in your hand.
I don't know about anybody else.
That's some motivation.
Yeah, it is.
Am I wrong?
To smell it.
Yeah.
It is.
It is.
You feel well.
You can't see well
That don't seem like nothing
Like a plastic more black card
Doesn't give you that feeling
You don't give you that feeling
But when you actually touch money
It's a powerful fucking thing
And I hate that they are doing that
To the world
And making it illegal to even carry it to next time
But certain spots that
Like you know
Certain PCB is in certain places
That only take gas
It makes those places special though
You know what I mean
It makes those little restaurants with
You know Uncle Mario back there
Like, you know, and he doesn't know how to, you know, he doesn't know how to do the cash app, you know, and he takes the cash.
It makes those, you know, mom and pop boutique spot special.
I totally agree.
It's a pizza shop that I go to.
I go there to be disturbed all the time.
It's a cross street from Twin Peaks because they only take cash.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And like, I saw that piece of spot.
Yeah, yeah.
So I go there all the time.
And I'm in your restaurant.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, you know, the juicy, juicy juice is more.
Yeah.
But, um, so I go there and I go, I go look for an eight.
ATM just to support that shit because it makes it a little bit, you know what I mean?
It makes it feel like back in the days.
And by the way, they sell a New York style pizza.
Yep, they do.
So it's, it's, it's, it's, it's not.
That's exactly what I look for when I try.
But yeah, it does make it.
I agree with you in totality.
But when you get these little spots that it does, it does make it.
It makes a good.
I'm bad as you put it way because it does, it's a good feeling to have that money in your hand.
It energizes me.
It's motivation.
Yep.
It motivates you.
And that's what we want young men to, um, understand about.
being motivated.
Like I just talked about wearing pajamas.
And niggas is upset about wearing pajamas.
In public or just in general?
In general.
See what he just said?
No, because you know why?
I've been seeing niggas outside in pajamas lately.
Because no one is giving them the game on how to move.
See, they're thinking wearing pajamas is some Bill Kahn's type of thing.
But wearing pajamas is like having money in your hand.
Okay.
When you are wearing pajamas in your home, you feel a certain way.
serve elegance about yourself.
And you have to feel success
to go out into the world to get success.
Now, I'm not saying you go to sleep in pajamas,
because I'll wear pajamas, I'll go sleep naked.
You know?
So, but men should wear
pajamas. Like, if you wear socks and
slides and a big t-shirt around your home,
now, don't get me wrong, if you're in an apartment,
you're in a fucked-up neighborhood.
The way the world is today, people are going to look at you crazy.
So your motivation should be homes and condos.
Right.
You know?
So when,
homes and condos
so when you open your door
or you got run to your car or something
you got a nice pair
you look good
and that's the way
you should dress around your children
because I think mentally
it gives them a sense of
self-respect
and class
that's just me
if I'm wrong I'm wrong
a pajama game
all right
in living color or Matt TV
in living color
of course
Kooji rapper I see
Ice tea
Remy Ma or Rod Digger
Pass
So we drink
And for the record
The Googlers over there
They sent the years of the labels
They said
Luke Records
1985
Rapalot 1986
Ruthless 1987
Wow, is that right
Okay, I was wrong
I was scared to tell you was wrong
Okay
I'm gonna laugh
You're going to be
I'm going to be
I'm saying that
I'm saying
You're watching when you're wrong
That's right.
But you know, why don't you back in?
I was scared.
You think he's thinking like here.
I'm not saying this thing.
But you know, in those years, it was all, that's all very right now.
It all seems like it's the same.
It is.
It's all right there.
But the great thing about it was, even though all them did well, nobody had the
the success of Rufless Records.
I agree.
Am I right around?
I agree.
With no radio play.
But they both had the same fucking power.
Luke had to say, bro,
and Jay Press too.
Luke paid the way
for NWA to do what they did.
Right.
Okay, okay.
Because he made the Privacy sticker.
That's right.
The affirmative advisory sticker is actually.
Yeah, all that helps.
Yeah, all those things
help. I totally agree.
Yeah. The last one.
Okay. Loyity or respect?
Respect.
Mm-hmm.
I take respect all motherfucking day.
I got to be respected.
Mm-hmm.
No way around it, not even playing with it.
That's why I think sometimes I couldn't do a roast.
I'm about to ask you that.
You couldn't do it or couldn't be the...
I couldn't be in it.
I've been unshot at everybody.
Wait, wait, yes.
You can't be one of them dudes that can't take a joke about you.
No, no, it's not that.
It's about respect.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, we can do it.
But Nick, no not to cross the line.
Right.
Nick, what the fuck you say?
Right.
But I'm going to the trunk.
But even you admit...
Even you admit...
Listen, I'm going.
to the motherfucker truck.
So hold on, hold on.
I'm coming back.
But hold on.
Even you admitted that that's a part of it.
So Netflix come to you right now.
He's that part of the fuck bad.
23 million.
No, no, no.
Here's the thing about it.
Respect.
That's how I feel about respect.
To do a roast
and they were talking about me,
I can have this not a problem.
You know, I just,
you know, when you start having
grandchildren and you live
a certain way, and you better
take pride in that shit,
I know I do.
Right.
I do.
I do, for real.
Now, I can see, I could, you know why, I can see you doing the roast.
Now, it's because of how Kevin Hart twisted it.
Like, let him go at the end.
Oh, yeah.
Like, you, you, I can see you building the jokes.
I can see you having jokes already, but then, like, all for the, like, you know, impulse
of the free stuff.
People get offended, too, because the way I say, I'm going to go in your gut.
Right.
You know, like, I'm, I'm.
A sound personal.
A lot of people don't know that's really my best part of my show.
I just haven't did it in years.
Wait, what part of it?
Like talking about people?
Okay, okay.
Oh, I'm getting your hands bad.
Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Ooh.
Oh, I get you for real.
You saw how Sherr Underwood.
She was actually writing notes while they were talking shit about it.
Yeah, she sure was.
She was like, all right, good.
She was writing notes on the spot.
Yeah, I'm doing a show with Matt back with Michelle Underwood, um, earthquake.
Okay.
Jack, you said he was on that one.
Man, I need to be on that one.
Man, no, it's not going to happen.
That's not, that's not.
That's not.
Yeah, that's that start this shit.
You know, and what's my man's name from the,
work with Dave Chabelle?
Donno Roller.
Donald.
Donald.
So all of us doing, show, Underwood.
We're doing it to New Jersey Department in June 20.
And Earthquick.
Yeah, Earthquick is hilarious.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I've seen him on your show.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Hell yeah.
So let's talk about this special with Mike Epps.
You got,
Mike Epps producing it.
Yeah, he's going to produce, and I think I'm going to get him to direct it as well.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because a lot of people don't know I started Mike Epps, you know,
took him from Atlanta, took him to New York City.
True story.
If you watch Delusion, he talks about it towards the end of his show,
you know, a T to the motherfucking king.
And what was great, it was impressive to me.
I'm a young kid, you know, I'm in my 30s,
And I'm convincing him, Gaffrey, Dio Hugley, all these guys.
So I had a vision as a youngster to put these young men up on game to change their lives.
And I take pride today sitting here knowing what's great about what's going on in my life is I understand energy, understand quantum physics, which is important to me.
And I've seen the energy loop back around to make sure I got taken care of.
because I would love to go on social media and flex
house, cars, you know,
but because I'm way I'm built.
I can't move that way.
And we live in the world today
that demonstration is better than conversation.
So it's good that
since social media you're seeing
Gaffrey going to shows and say
everything T.K. Kirkland is talking about
is the truth. Sound like he's lying because it sounds like
he's the far as Gump. But he's telling the true.
D.L. say the same thing.
Mike G. Up say the same thing. So I'm glad I had
the receipts to
have these people while
I'm still alive. I mentioned
what I've accomplished. So to do this
special is going to be really phenomenal
when it happens.
I'm really going to take pride in it and I'm going to
deliver a show so that
the Dave Chappelle's, the
Tony Rocks, the Chris Rocks,
all who knew how good I've been
years ago.
They'll see, like, yo, I see
why this guy is to be. It confirms
it. It confirms it. Yeah, that's the
first of my month. That's the
the work I'm going to put into it
to make sure it's that good.
Let's make sure. Yeah. What city? What city are you aiming
to film at? Greenville, South Carolina.
Greenville, South Carolina. Why?
Because I did a show down there before and they really
appreciate comedy. And I want to go somewhere because so many damn
comedians today. When I started it was like three
comics, you know what I'm saying? So now
there's so many that comedians go to all the major
Atlanta, Miami. I want to go somewhere
we're really different that people,
they don't get a chance to see this type of stuff.
And I know they really enjoy it.
And it'd be something that people who will see it
around the world will say,
yo, that's a funny dude.
Yeah, so Greenville South Carolina.
In fact, what's crazy, we talked about last night at the show.
Because, you know, we did the show here last night.
The hard ride.
We know, so we sold out.
So me, Mike Gaps and the producer,
we all was back there and we was talking,
putting it together.
And it's a row.
We're about to make this shit happen.
Who else was on that show last night?
Was it 85 South?
Yeah, was it.
85 Southville?
And great thing about being on We the One's Tour.
Who's on We The On On On Ones Tour?
Those are the name of?
Mojo Brooks, D.C. Youngfly, Carlos Miller.
Okay.
Chico Bean.
That's 85 South.
Yeah.
Tony Roberts is the host of it.
And Mike Gap's closed and I'm in the middle of it.
I was offended a little bit at first on the tour because they put me up so early in the tour.
Like six o'clock?
Yeah, like that's six, but you can say like six.
Yeah.
with me people still sweeping?
Yeah, a lot of people come,
a lot of people came to the shows to see me.
But I understood this game.
And what people don't understand in the game is fans and then there's followers.
You might have people who have followers, yes, but I got fans.
I mean, I could do a show on Monday and tell the people I'm doing a nutshell on Thursday.
They're coming.
Right.
My fans is coming.
Right.
But again, you learn to adjust.
You check your ego at the door.
You respect the producers, the promoters.
the promoters, and they do what they do.
And they pay you a lot to shut the fuck up.
And I was like, you know what?
Right, right.
Yeah, you know, I'll go up and do what I need to do, stay out the way.
I'm still going to give a good show.
And we see what happens.
And, you know, we loop back around.
I come back and do the clubs and all that.
And that's good because anything being a senior citizen is phenomenal because I'm not in a
sister living.
You feel what I'm saying?
So that's good.
So let me ask you, right?
I say this story all the time
Well, I was at the highlight of my career, right?
Yes.
I'm in Las Vegas.
Scarface is me and Scarface on the show.
Yes.
The promoter says to me,
I think you should close the show.
I know I shouldn't have closed the show, right?
This is Scarface at the time.
Like, I'm new.
It's my very first.
But let me tell you what you just did.
Okay.
You show respect.
No, hold on.
Let me just finish.
Let me finish.
So I was like, I know,
no, Scarface should close the show.
show but they were like no man like you're you're hotter you're harder man when i tell you
scarface came out before me and destroyed this motherfucker i was so mad because i like i didn't
deserve that as a child like like like like as a child i didn't deserve like i should have knew better
i should have been like i should have demanded that i go first and those faces a legend right no one wants
to come after marry marry man right and he gives a great show yeah incredible and he started
And this is fast scarf face too
This is not even like
It's not even
You know after he did Scarface
But has there ever been a time where like
You know
Promoter and you got gas
And he was like you know what
I'm uh
Closing it out?
Yeah
Oh no good
Yeah I'm gonna close it out
I have the opposite
Okay yeah the opposite
People get mad at me
That they had to go on after me
Okay yeah
So I had to deal with that
So one crazy story
And cat knows the story too
Please
We're in St. Louis
And we're doing a show
but Kat doesn't know I'm on the show
So I get there and the promoter says
Cat finds out I'm on a show
But Kat knows what I'm capable of doing
And he tells the promoter
I got to go on for TK
The promoter comes on and says TK
Kat wants to go on for you
Me knowing what I'm capable doing
I said hey no he's a headliner
Because I know I'm about to bring this motherfucker
Eat like Scarface right
And I went on and turk that
motherfucker out
That when Kat came on
He threw the mint code in the audience
And it gave like
10 people, $100 bills, and he walked off the stage.
True story.
He didn't perform that?
He didn't perform.
He just walked off.
Damn.
Because he didn't smoke the stage like that?
But as a businessman, it was the worst mistake of my motherfucker life.
Why?
You should have let him go first?
No.
What I teach comics when they ask me about certain things, I say never burn the
headliner.
Right.
Is that like burning a bridge or you felt like you burned that?
It could burn the bridge.
If they're weak.
but since then I never were
and this before Cat really really blew up
but we're so respect for each other
I know that he would have
but I'd never did that
I'd have been on a couple of his tours
but me being a hustler
you wanted to burn it down
I worked hard to get my own name
and I don't have to ask somebody for shit
and that's the thing about what I do
you know so all that
motivated me to
not just that
just who I am as a man
to go get my own shit
they don't have to ask nobody to be on their show
etc etc but you're going to say
family. Would you say that
you really pride for when it comes to that?
Because TK, a lot of the opportunities
you're getting right now
from outside looking in, you could have had them
a long time ago. No, no, no. That's what you
y'all thought. I was always independent.
See, I've always
independent. This was intentional.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never wanted to go the route
of everybody else. Because one,
I made all my money with the rappers.
I became successful with the rappers.
Right. That's real. Everybody, because if you
check all that stuff. I wrote all the interludes on so many people's albums.
Like all the rap albums, I'm on all the major tours.
Give some of the albums that you wrote.
Lloyd, Lloyd Players Diary.
AMG, bitch for to have my money.
That was you?
Yeah, that's T.K. Kirkland.
Luke's album. I did his album second and none.
Oh, man. The list is long, yo.
Yeah, this is long.
So, this is a great journey.
Like, I'm happy.
Like, that's the key, if anything.
Are you happy?
I'm happy to the motherfucker.
You got one of the greatest stories ever told
because you did do it your way.
Absolutely.
On that same special that you referenced with Mike Epps,
he talks about it in that same one
that I'm tired of being a real nigga.
I'm ready to get the real money.
I'm ready to blow all the way to fuck up.
Now, when he said that after he told the same story
about you helping him get on,
what did that mean to you?
and where he was coming.
I take pride in knowing that changed people's lives.
You know, like, to see what I've done is just,
it's phenomenal to know that I actually saw people
and saw something that they didn't see
and explain to them what was going to happen and it happened.
I can't explain the beauty of that feeling.
But he wants more, not to the average person,
he already had on.
He already invented to the mountain top.
Yeah, I think
What is he talking about?
I think it mentally
you think you have enough,
but it's never really enough.
And a good businessman,
a good owner of anything,
if you get complacent,
you're dead,
you know?
One of the greatest stories is McDonald's.
McDonald's been promoting
the same motherfucking Big Mac
for 30 motherfuckie.
They ain't changed a seed.
They ain't changed a cheese.
It ain't an extra hamburger
on the motherfucker.
It's the same goddamn burger.
And they've been promoting it
for a little bit.
50 got their year every day.
You know, you say over a billion burgers, sir,
they still promote to this day.
Like it's brand new.
Like it's brand new.
Isn't that something?
If that ain't a great example, I don't know what to tell you.
Yeah, you got to keep promoting no matter what until your heart gives out.
Yeah.
Tyler the creator gave a similar example for music,
like musicians that stopped promoting their records.
Is it like you got to keep you.
He said after a week of like you drop it up.
I saw that with Tyler.
Yeah, that's real, man.
You got to promote yourself because nobody's going to promote you the way you
you'll promote yourself.
I don't promote myself to the end.
Let me ask you, being independent, and like you manage yourself, you know, all that.
Do you think that that was an advantage or you think that if you had a chance to do it all over?
Would you trust?
Okay.
Because if you had an agent, you could have went to Dubai.
when everybody went to the buy and got that real money.
Oh, Dubai, you said.
Dubai, okay, okay.
Yeah, because that was an agent thing.
If I had an agent.
Oh, you're talking about when Dave and them went to Dubai?
No, they got paid.
Everybody was mad at them, and Dave was like,
they fucked that.
They got paid.
You feel the way?
Now, if I had an agent, I know for a fact, I'd have been there.
You talked about not having an agent
and keeping that money in your pocket.
Yeah, that's what we're getting to.
We're there.
We're here.
We're here.
You're right.
You're talking.
I think before you speak.
So, but it worked that well for me.
By not having an agent.
Nothing against people,
because some people need someone to make phone calls.
Some comedians need to have somebody do things for them.
I can't sit around and wait or see if somebody's going to book me for an event.
Right.
I know when I'm worked.
So some comments, when they still reach out to me,
they still, I don't know why.
think I'm a thousand, two thousand comedian.
Like, TK, we got this budget.
And I don't know. You got me fucked up.
You know, you think I'm making that kind of money.
So that's also a motivation because, like, for you to still think that,
that's what happens sometimes being comfortable with people.
They think you're on the same level as them.
And it's far big difference.
Now, like, we just spoke about Dubai.
Now, if the opportunity to business itself,
we know the Dubai, like Abu Dhabi,
and, you know, Borough, Bore, it's...
And it wasn't, it wasn't Dubai?
It was Saudi Arabia that they went to, wasn't it?
Yeah, I'm trying to, like, build that a status man.
If you was to be presented with that opportunity,
does your comedy change because this is a Sharia law?
Like, this is a Muslim...
Oh, yeah, well, they arrest you.
Yeah, so...
Ain't no game.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Yeah, you better know what you're doing.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
Because some people can go in there and think it's all about them
and get your ass locked better.
And I learned that here in the States.
Right.
I was on tour with Bobby Brown.
Okay, damn.
And we get to Georgia.
Not a cocaine?
Oh, the Bible and stuff.
Yeah, we get to the Bible.
But this one's the brother was alive.
All of us is tight.
I don't do drugs.
For the record, make sure everyone understand that.
I sell it.
I sold it.
Yeah, yeah.
Passed.
Yeah, back then.
Yeah.
Like that.
Yeah.
He looked like he was telling it right now.
He looked like he was making a promotion.
I sell it.
So, um, we're in Georgia.
And before the show, they come out the police.
They say, hey, you can't say certain.
words. Yeah, they have the, yep. And I didn't make it out to bring on anybody else. I went on.
They arrested me. So as I got, I don't know what the fuck I said. Before Bobby Brown? Before
Bobby Brown is going on. And what's crazy? Bobby them left me in jail. They ain't give me,
they didn't come bail me out or nothing. I had to call my homie, giving my credit card,
get my, my, my, uh, ATM car, get money out to ATM to pay to get me to fuck out of jail.
God damn. It makes a little bit of Bobby Brown.
Did you get invested on that same?
Who did?
He got arrested on that same show?
I'm not sure.
He probably did.
Because he pulled his pants down or some shit like that.
He probably did.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, blue.
Like on that same one.
Like how Elvis got it back in the days.
Yeah.
That's crazy, yo.
Got rest for that shit.
Oh, God.
Hey, so you got this special
coming up.
Now, everybody talks about how
specials are just not special anymore.
What are you doing to prepare
to make this special special?
Because, hey, we've been talking about this
for a minute.
now, TK. being on
Netflix. And they're saying it's the
King of Ground
Comedy. What are you going to do to make
this special, special? And what does
make this special special? It's not the King
of Underground Comedy. The original
king of hip-hop comedy.
Yeah, there's a hip-hop comedy.
That's right. Because I come from the hip-hop world.
You know, and I take pride and easy and
working with all of y'all. So nobody got
that on lock but me. In the comedy world,
many other comedians, but in the hip-hop world, I got that lane on lot.
And what's going to make it special?
What makes it special is not telling what special is.
You show what special is.
So, you know, if I said it now and you saw it, you already know what's going to happen.
But guarantee you from a creative side, from a business manager for all these years,
what I got plan will show why I am who I am.
you ever met Patrice O'Neill?
No, never met him
I seem like y'all would be friends
I could see that
Yeah, never met him
But it was a cool dude
From the interviews I saw
Yeah, God bless him
I knew him
I just took that out there
Okay
Okay, okay
Okay, okay
Stay quiet
Stay quiet
Stay quiet
black TV shows.
Like how I was in the 90s.
We get used so much.
When we say TV shows,
because, you know, I want to, like,
you know, be particular
because some people think of television,
but you mean on apps, on
2B as well.
I mean, that's TV now. Yeah, that's TV now.
I think we need more. I think we need more
there. But when you said it, my mind
went to CBS, ABC,
but we do have... I'm still the only
motherfuckettker still paying for cable.
You know what I'm saying?
I can't play the game.
I can't let it go.
I can't let it go, dog.
I'm watching the game,
and I got to go out of my TV to go to prime.
Yes, yes, yes.
What the fuck?
I'm paying for a sports package.
That's good.
I'm paying for a sports package,
and this is on my prime app, bro.
I'm sorry.
I feel like you got to, it's like,
if you disconnect from that,
it's like you're leaving it all.
Yeah, I can't go to that.
Yeah, that's like so weird to me.
I do it.
I do the app thing, but I have to have a cable.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I do it, but it's still weird to me.
You know, my daughter does it.
But I got to have that month.
I like that.
Because, you know, we grew up with five channels.
Now it's like, what, 1,100 and 93 channels?
If I meet a woman, if I ever go to her house,
which I ain't been a woman other than years.
But if she didn't have all the channels,
I'm never coming back over there.
I want to sit there to go through 1,193 channels,
just to say,
Ain't shit on TV.
We could probably say that we was on,
we was one of the first podcasts on actual cable TV.
Yeah, yeah, you guys, you were.
And we still are remote TV.
Yeah, just because of all right.
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So they came to you.
I want a straight-up T-K show.
I know you've got to join a BET, but that's with other people.
And they said, you're going to make it, we're going to base it based on what you wanted to do.
like basically how Seinfeld is.
Seinfeld is a show about his shit.
Right.
What would your show look like?
I already know the idea.
It would be H-O-A, Homeones Association.
Go explain that one.
But yeah, when you fucking be on a home?
Yeah.
H-W-A-W-H-A-H.
I'm the president of a homeowners association in my community.
They're the most hated people, though.
Yeah.
I'm the most hated people.
I was the president of the H-O-H-A.
Right now?
Yeah, right now.
They're not like you in your neighbor.
No, they're like me.
They're like me.
I'm on everything.
I'm on the type.
The way I talk to you.
I talk to everybody in the community like that.
Okay.
So what is this job?
This is this.
Your grass got to be in by certain time.
Oh, you do that.
If my grass ain't cut, you get cars to go around.
They got to deal with the contract.
Yeah, I get pictures.
And if that, you get a warning in an email.
No one has given out more emails.
No one has given out more emails than me.
You're talking cars in your neighborhood?
Yeah, we do it all.
Listen, I take it very sick.
Do you understand?
I'm a street nigga.
It's the presence of HOA?
Yeah, that's wild.
That's some phenomenal shit.
You don't came up.
I came up.
That's all the big thing.
Yeah.
When I walked in the neighborhood, the crossing guys,
even ain't no cars.
They walk out there just to make sure a car don't hit me by accident.
He damned me the president of his neighborhood.
Yeah, absolutely.
I woke around.
I come outside with my robe on, you know, with my leaf blower.
Right.
Listen to me.
If you understand what I just said, you understand success.
Come out with your robe on with a cup of coffee and your leaf blower.
Just to hear the motor, just to wake your neighbors up at 705.
And they're going to see as you're not.
Yeah, they know, they know, they know, they know.
Mr. Kirkland's here.
Mr. Kirkland's back, because I'm always gone,
but they know when I'm back.
Yeah, that's cool.
And you making sure the morpulogamous grass is cut.
Everything got to be on point, you know?
Just like even my dressing room,
I had some guys in my dress room yesterday,
and I explained to him when you eat,
you put your shit in the trash.
And if I, if I, if I'm not there,
you can't go on my dressing room.
You better not, you better not be in my mother's dressing room.
Talk about that dressing room.
Yeah, I take the dressing room very seriously.
You don't play about it.
Because comedians think, see, when I was coming on, you can walk into Eddie Murphy's or Paul Mooney's, people who are stars.
Just so on just be comfortable.
You sat outside, and if you was invited in, you came in.
That's real.
Yeah, that's the way it should be.
Yeah, that's the way it should be.
But the respecting how kids have been raised or the last 20, 30 years, they don't understand boundaries.
They don't understand respect.
And I'm not here to say the world.
I thought about it already to teach you things that your parents.
parents should have taught you.
So I do the best I can with my interviews and the stuff that I put out and I chop it up.
And if I could impact the world, if I get two or three people, I did my job.
Because even I have men and some women who always want to deflect, always want to go back and forward.
When we was coming up, we would never talk back to our elders, right?
Even if they was wrong.
Right.
You took it.
You know, you took it.
Just like even when the Michael Jackson movie,
come on.
You're talking about respect.
People didn't like Joe Jackson, you know?
And I tell the world without Joe Jackson,
there's no Jackson fire.
There's no Michael Jackson.
Definitely no, yeah, if there's no Jackson,
because they see the asshole for him being mean.
Because the young kids today, you know,
they wear panties, they wear thongs.
You know, the guys, these dicks wear thong.
They're emotional.
In today's world, you couldn't,
do what our parents did.
In today's world.
The world is...
Like, we had corporate punishment growing up in school.
We don't have that.
Yeah, you...
Your counsel will punch you in the back.
Counselor will have a paddle
and have your ass in the hallway.
Today you get shot to go to jail.
Right, right.
Bottom line.
And so, a lot of young men and women
don't understand life because they're young.
And I tell people, say, I've been 25.
I've been 35 and 45.
You ain't never been 66 years old.
so I could share things with you that I've seen the world change.
And even though today that's wrong, what Joe Jackson did,
it was a little aggressive, but what people don't see,
you saw the work ethic Michael Jackson had?
If it wasn't for his dad, he would have never got that work ethic.
Because his dad kept saying, no, no, no, no.
He'd come home and the wife would say, oh, they got school tomorrow.
He'd tell her to be quiet.
And Mike took that with him for the rest of his life.
And that prevails him to be one of the great.
greatest entertainers the world.
And he's so great that the man is dead.
Still,
and put out a movie.
And the music is making more than ever.
So people don't understand that he's old.
We have to teach him because they so fucking laws.
I call him low IQ motherfucker.
That's what I call him.
Low IQ.
You can't tell an elder sit that we mother.
Because they come back and say, oh, just because you old don't mean you're smart.
And that's probably true in some situation.
But I know how it's supposed to be.
But experiences.
Absolutely.
I know how I'm supposed to.
Does Joe Jackson deserve his own movie?
To see the process of making...
That would be crazy of a Joe Jackson movie.
Come on.
Yeah.
If done right.
If done right.
But I don't like to talk about dumb shit.
I love that.
I don't even know in the context that you were saying that, but it's not a thing.
I love that.
I'll take it.
Why are y'all crying?
No, no, no.
I was going back to your show because I'm watching.
Are you a fan of Larry David Kirby, enthusiasm?
Hell yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, I like intelligent comedy.
Okay, yeah.
We need a black version of that.
I totally agree with you.
thousand percent. Like, like,
I'm being honest. Like, you ever
watch Seinfeld? Like, that shit
is hilarious, Joe. Like, like,
you saw the Obama shit with him?
I was getting to that. I was getting
to that. Oh, that shit was kind of funny, yeah.
If you see him coming with something, don't
fuck it.
You know.
You're so, yeah, yeah.
Never have it to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Now, because I've seen
and that let me know
that Larry David hooked up with Obama.
That let me know
Obama has to be a funny dude.
Have you ever
met Obama? You think Obama's funny?
No, I've met Obama, but
Okay. Obama's really
one of the most eloquent speakers
we have ever seen
touch that mic, yo. Like he,
his aura, his stage
presence, the way he looks,
everything about him is just on point.
But you don't remember when he had the, I forget,
I don't know if it was the inauguration, but it was one
point where Trump had first announced
he was running and Obama
was funny as hell.
I'm sure somebody broke this.
I think Keene Pell, one of those
That was the correspondence dinner.
The worst dinner in history.
Wait, word?
I thought Obama killed.
Let me tell you why.
There's another side to that story.
Okay, I bet.
Because he just...
Are you what?
I was giving me a six time.
He's fucking up my cuck's line and shit.
Yeah.
Okay.
So he...
That's what inspired Trump to run for presidency.
Yeah.
Okay, I did it break that down.
He talked about Donald Trump so bad
that Trump wanted to battle rap,
him back.
Yeah, motherfucker was starting to run.
That's the shit that got that motherfucking motivated
to run for president, yo.
And that voice Obama had was hoarse a day
or something, but he was funny, he was everything,
and we were punished.
We were being punished for that fucking dinner.
Damn, I didn't even look at it like that.
No, that's fact.
Yeah, it's fact.
It's not even a person. It's like, that's fact.
Because Trump was embarrassed.
Yes.
Wow. I can see that.
Like, I looked at it.
When I broke it up just now, I looked at it because I felt like Obama had to have, like, he had to have ghost writers.
He did. I think those days. You said Pee and Peele. That's right. Key and Peele was there.
But that's what insiders come. Insiders, they said that's what the flame behind them to run. Right. Again.
Yeah, that's what happened. Wow. Worst dinner ever.
And I thought Obama flamed him. And see, and what Donald Trump did what people don't know, he, I said it's not too long ago.
Donald Trump is the man that lied to the woman, which is America.
Thank you.
So let me use this metaphor.
See, Donald Trump is the guy who wants the girl.
So he rolls up on a, hey, sister, how you doing?
She falls for the bullshit.
He's president of the United States of America.
He gets in there.
He's beating her.
He's stealing out of the, stealing the money.
And she divorced him, which the impeachment's come.
And then they just separate that divorce.
they separate.
So he goes to these schools
to bed himself, baby,
I'm better.
Take me back.
So he runs for re-election again.
America, which is the female,
listens to him and believes in him again
because he's so elegant
in the way he speaks and he's so good at lying.
He lies to her, America.
Again, she lets him in
for the second time.
And this time, he fucked her
all the way to the no end.
And that's what Donald Trump did to America.
And he has milked this country so bad.
And people don't understand, you know, how even just on the TikTok deal, you know, he brokered that deal.
Oh, to get it out of Japan or something?
Yeah, you know, they're going to cut it out.
Okay.
You know, he's going to cut it off.
Okay.
You know, he's got $10 billion.
Donald Trump got $10 billion to broker the deal for TikTok.
Wow.
you go down a laundry list like the Trump phones the phones they're killing it yo he's killing it so that's
why at the same time they're nervous the republicans that if they lose the house they're going to try to
impeach trump but he has so many people in this corner that is i've never seen nothing like they even
mofster he's more powerful than mofster oh yeah yeah because that's what he models himself by too
yes he came up onto those guys yeah it's crazy and the democrats suck period too they're terrible
yeah they are terrible man i really think personally
we get rid of the Republicans and the Democrats.
Yeah. Because them competing
against each other hurts people like us.
Keeps the independent. Am I right?
It hurts people like us. And that's just the honest
truth. Because everything is the hustle
and people got to understand it. See?
One of the coldest hustles ever was the feds.
How they created this shit and they tax you
on everything. And the feds is
different from the government. The government
borrows money from the fed. So the feds don't
care about interest rates. When you see
the, um, the
deficit, how high it's going, what
people don't know is that the feds make
the end of the $120
something billion a day in interest.
The other co-hustles,
how they created the FICO school in 1989.
Before in 1989, you can buy
a house or car without a credit
score. But these companies
make billions of dollars every year
to sell out information.
Oh, it's coal hustle. That's crazy.
It's co-hustle.
Even when you buy your house here in the country, it
ain't your house.
you really paying rent because you die
leave it to somebody they don't pay the taxes on it
they come take your house that ain't your house
your house is your shit whether you pay taxer
it should be you should own your home
own the property once it's done pay for
it's yours forever
and even if you pay for there's taxes
that's my point
they're trying to change that in Florida
yeah they passed it they passed it right
they got to go through things on another process
to take away homestead tax
that's why you're moving Florida
Oh, that's true, I will move here.
Yeah, yeah, I don't think they can take your house in Florida.
But then you got to start asking you,
what's the tax is going to pay for the other things that we need?
Well, look, I mean, I live in Paris.
You know, so I'm leaving Tuesday, I go back
because I'm only here because of the tour.
We got to give it up for Paris, man.
Living in Paris.
Niggins in the Paris.
Yeah, man.
Nigs of Paris.
I'll be there.
June 15.
I'll let you know.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, I live in Paris.
You keep telling me that I keep forgetting that.
I keep forgetting that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How is that living in Europe like that?
It's good because I don't know the language.
Wait, what?
I don't know the language.
I always ask people, do you speak English?
So one of the worst experiences I go to dry cleaners
and I'm asking the lady what day I want to get my stuff back,
but she can't understand me either.
I go outside and I'm rolling up on eight and nine motherfuckers
because I live in, you know, when you live in certain areas,
there's really just white.
And you know, I'm boogey.
So, yeah, I'm in some fly shit.
Okay.
So they're looking at me like I'm crazy.
Like, who's this black guy walking up on us?
Asked him.
And I finally met a guy.
He walked in, talked to her, and told her what day I wanted something back.
And so those are the moments that I have.
But normally when I'm there, I'm usually quiet.
I just go to a gym like 4 in the morning.
Me and my daughter will go to the cafe or something.
And one of the greatest things is just to sit on the corner at a cafe
because your chairs face to the street.
And I sit there and there's something on my face, sipping on my cafe.
Cappuccino and just really thanking God on what I've accomplished.
Why did you move to Paris?
Why did you move to Paris?
Because I'm a fly, nigg.
I do fly shit.
What was the biggest coaster shot going there?
I've been traveling my whole life.
And that's why I want people to travel more so it doesn't seem impressive.
Right.
See, going someplace seem impressive because people don't travel.
But if you travel, it's just like going.
Going to New York.
It's just like going to L.A.
But be honest, traveling somewhere and living somewhere, two different things.
Two different things, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, when you got little change, you know, you just want to live a certain way.
And it all started because my daughter went to study abroad.
Oh, okay.
And I just liked and I stayed.
So how long have you been there for it, right?
Five, six years.
Wow.
So what I do is because I still got to have my benefits here because I am present
hormone association and I am a senior citizen.
Is here?
Yes, in Vegas.
You know, you buck.
Yeah, so I go overseas for like four or five weeks, and then I come back.
So now with the TV show, I got to come back, but I still go back because it's just a personal achievement to get on the plane, first class, to fly over there and just do a little, live a certain life.
That's dope.
So when I leave here Tuesday, I go to Paris, and I go to South of France for a couple days, and I shoot up with London, because I got a big show in London and D.C., I mean in December.
and what I'm doing is on my promotion
I want people from the States and all over
we fly to London
on the 5th to do my show
and the next day we catch the Euro train, you know
that. Right all the way over to
Paris to do a show in Paris on 6th.
That's December. That's December.
But you missed it. He lives in Paris,
but he's the... He knew it though. He's the president
of the Homeowner Association. No, he didn't know this part.
He here in Vegas. That's crazy. That's crazy.
He knew that. He knew that. Yeah, you knew that.
You knew that? I kind of knew
the Homeward Association was
I thought you had to live here to be the president of the homeowner.
I do live here too.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm just doing it out of visa because I'm smart.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, because, you know, if I stayed over there three, four months consistently, it's a difference, you know, but I go back and forth.
So you don't got dual citizens?
I don't have dual citizens.
I don't, okay, okay.
Yeah.
You know, in my life insurance, and then my life is my, so if I die overseas, I never come back.
That's how I have everything set up.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
So if I, you ever hear me pass and it's overseas, I don't get, I'm, I don't get, I'm, I'm, I'm,
come back.
My family member got a family member got to come see me,
identify the body.
No,
I stay there.
I get buried overseas.
I'm hoping that's where I died too.
How do you feel the,
the perception of Americans are you live in there?
In France?
I'm on my business.
I'm not sure that I'm my mom.
I'm a bugger business.
You know, I just think of perception is based on who you are, right?
Right.
You know, sometimes when you're on white people,
you feel uncomfortable because when you know history of,
what they've done to our people, you know.
And I really study on what they've done to our people.
That's why I take pride in being a man.
I take pride in being successful.
I think pride in my achievements because what our ancestors have gone through
and what they have put up with,
the homes getting burnt down, bank accounts getting stolen,
land taken away from it, right?
Like, that's a horrible situation.
And to have achieved what I'm doing is really sometimes,
how I think is for them as well
because we came up on the fucked up
system. Right. Right. He's really fucked up.
And then when you're overseas and you see
people of different colors speaking six, seven
languages and knowing how we got
played here in America,
you know, thinking that's really about America,
but it's really about the world.
And when I was in Berlin, I'm going to see
the Berlin Wall, you know.
Me and my daughter was a Berlin Wall.
And I got a cousin there's in Nairobi.
So we're
talking and his friends on the phone.
and talk to me about the situation in Benin, Nigeria.
He said, I ain't going to tell you about it.
He said, you can find out for yourself.
So me checking out Benin, Nigeria, I saw something that was powerful that I want to share
with your audience.
They got a wall in Benin, Nigeria that's five times bigger than a Great Wall of China.
Shit, they never taught us in school.
As old as the Great Wall as well?
Five times bigger.
Is it as old?
Yeah, because they built it to protect themselves in war.
But it was huge.
But again, I also find it fascinating what the Europeans did.
I can see them taking over a city, like one little city.
Right.
Then what fucks took over the world?
Right.
That's some phenomenal shit, yo.
You know?
When you take over the world and then to go over and live in, go to the antroch Brussels.
And I'm saying in a hotel and all the paintings in there are black people.
How they know the truth about where they came.
from. They know the black people's phenomenal,
but we're so brainwashed
that it can never be accepted a day.
When you see the
Last Supper has done but white people
because we all are delusional
because since we was children,
our grandparents had that damn picture
on the wall of a white Jesus.
And it's not true.
Right. You know, and people
argue and
disbelief and say that you're a liar,
but this is the truth. That's why we
got to study. When the Moors
ran Spain in the eighth century, right?
Like, they ran Spain to understand that Europe is named after a black woman and Europa.
Like, these things are powerful, but a lot of people don't know this shit.
That's the problem right now.
Nobody has historical context, Adam.
Exactly.
It's all over the goddamn thing.
You don't know anything.
You don't know nothing.
How about Hannibal in Europe?
Absolutely.
And then you go to the museum.
And you see how they stole everything.
Right.
And when you see the black art, you go to the museum, I go to museums all the time.
the black artist is way in the back
they never
show you with the shit that they stole
even when you used to see
Queen Elizabeth
them crowns and diamonds
that's just from Africa
Oh yeah
It's just from Africa y'all
And I think
My man from Aviam Torre
From Bucaso Faso
I think Bokinza
Bokinza Pasa
Pekisa they was trying to get
some of their paintings
back from other country
And the motherfuckers told them
No it's better
if we kept it.
Shit, they stole from Africa.
All this stuff that the oil
and all the stuff that they're doing
through the channel,
with the oil, this stuff is coming
from third world countries, Africa,
the minerals that we have over there,
and America runs it.
Right.
That's some, man, that's some crazy shit.
Yeah.
And then when they say that they blew up,
who they say,
who, who did, who the people of war with?
Iran.
Iran.
And they said they blew them up.
Remember the first bomb?
They said we literally.
Yeah.
And these motherfuckers are still fighting.
Like, what did you bomb?
Fire and like a little movie fucking.
Yeah.
Like, what the fuck did you bomb?
Because these motherfuckers are still coming.
Right.
To me, when you destroy shit, niggas, like, what you want?
What you want?
We give whatever you want.
Them motherfuckers is fighting.
Yeah.
And I love a fighter.
You know, I'm Americans.
I ain't going to go against us.
But I do love a fighter.
Somebody that I don't want to give up.
Right.
And that's a historical context thing.
We go into these places.
We don't know the history.
We don't know how long, how much they have fought.
Yes.
We don't know their culture.
Yes.
And then we go in there and we get fucked up.
That happened in Iraq.
That happened in Afghanistan.
And people got to be smart.
Everything to make us go to war is when they say they can't have nuclear weapons.
When it was Hassan Hussein or whatever.
Saddam Hussein, yeah.
Weapons of mass destruction.
It was all lie.
All lies.
It was all lies.
But the American people, they get behind this shit and get played every fucking time.
And people are dying on this man's watch.
Right.
They should make all the Congress, they got to send their kids to war.
Yeah.
Even when they shut down the government, the politicians shouldn't get paid either.
Everybody should motherfuck to suffer.
They should definitely not get paid.
Yeah, they should not get paid.
Because we want people not to suffer.
The goal to me in government is how can we make everybody successful?
But the 1% wants everything.
They want to see people poor and struggling.
But it should be how can we make everybody a winner?
How can we all on this planet get along with each other?
We competing against Russia, China.
Everybody's fighting against each other.
Whereas the meetings should be the G summit, whatever they do.
oh, that should be, how can we make the poor successful?
No, they want dependency.
They do.
Because you still going to get taxes.
It's like with the AI stuff.
I came up with philosophy.
They're going to have all these robots.
I think it should be a law that all of us should own a robot, right?
We pay the get it, maintenance it.
Right.
But that robot is sort of like your butler.
They work for you.
So that person gets to check because they can work 24 hours.
You can stay home, spend time with your family, made your kids.
But you get a check for your robot.
and you still make money.
That's a cold strategy right there, yo.
Well, they kind of got that with the Tesla.
They're saying that the Tesla could be your car and be your Uber.
Like, you could put it out for an Uber.
Yeah, but here's the thing.
I read up on that.
You know, I'm Vizman.
Do you know they're not going to let the public invest in that?
Oh, I guarantee that.
They don't want that.
It's fucked up, yo, because I, this is years ago.
Like, way more.
Like, yeah.
Like, your car could be, like, once you're done, you go home, go to sleep,
goes out to work for you.
Yeah.
No, you can do that.
but I wanted to invest
in the business side of that.
You can't invest in it?
Yeah, you can't.
There's something about you.
I'm investing Tesla,
but that's a different
department for some reason.
I can't remember offhand.
But it's something that,
say it again?
It's a lot of stuff.
Sonny, you didn't come with that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true.
So I, so soon as episode,
even in the war,
I found the way to make money.
So you,
You know, when they show all this stuff about the, when they were shooting.
Yeah.
And I'm watching the news one day.
And I saw lasers knocking out drones in the sky.
I said, who the, what the fuck?
So I went on JCPT.
I said, yo, what company develop the lasers that's shooting the drones?
And I got all that information I invested in the company right there on the spot.
Yeah, just like investing in Nvidia.
Yeah, because I see things other people who don't see.
Right.
See, people watching the action.
And I was like, who the fuck made that?
That was important to me.
I wanted to know who made that.
Lasers.
Yeah, that knocks down the drones.
Yeah, knock out the drones, though.
They don't do it with missiles no more.
They actually, like it looked like a damn video game.
Yeah, it's an energy weapon.
You've seen it.
They actually, they got a dude rolling with Trump, and he's got a big-ass gun, and it's a laser gun.
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But the next big thing is water. I've been invested in water, and not like bottles of water, the water that runs
the apps, the
digital water.
Because what people don't know
these chat GPT, all these
apps. Oh yeah, they need water. They need water.
Right. And they have used more water
than they ever used in like
20, 30 years. I heard that.
Yeah, the shit is crazy. They say it's going to
fuck us up. It's going to fuck us up. We're not
going to feel it now. But the next
15... How does chat? GBT need water.
What is it?
Remember, for all this shit to work,
They're hard drives.
Hard drives.
They're working.
So they have these huge buildings with like thousands of hard drives running.
These things are running 24-7.
Imagine you're using ChatGPT 24-7.
So these things are overheating.
They pump water into it.
When they put the water, that's it.
That water's not.
You can't drink it.
You can't use that.
Is that what Drake burned down in the video?
Come on, bro.
I don't know.
He burned down the box.
Oh, the box.
But not, that's not the same thing.
It's not the same shit.
He burned down a bot farm, which is a click farm.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that right there is insane.
Yeah.
So the water is the key.
If you can find out.
Wow.
Yeah, it's so many ways to make a little bit of change.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And I try to be, I swear to God, get up early morning after my lead blower, sit on my couch, got my candle lit, and I meditate to the universe.
Like I said, I'm in the quantum physics.
I love quantum physics.
I love light years away and other.
Can you break that down for people who don't know?
So here's the thing about one light year.
It's phenomenal.
See, the planets that we're looking at, you know that's reflection.
Yeah, that light is old.
So that's like over 200-something years.
So these planets now can be developed.
So let's say if somebody's on another planet two, three light years away and they're studying Earth, do you know they are seeing the Roman Empire?
Yeah.
They're not seeing what's happening now because it takes time for light to travel.
So they're saying what happened 200-something years ago.
That's some deep shit, yo.
Yeah, that's deep.
So I'm always impressed with that type of stuff.
I like that type of stuff.
That's just me.
So, no, hold on, hold on.
I'm sorry.
I wanted to say one more thing, what we were talking about before.
Actually, somebody developed an app that you can watch what the people in the Congress and Senate are investing in.
Now, I need to give you a tell on what you need to invest.
Oh, absolutely.
It tells you what they know already.
Oh, no, no, no.
You don't understand.
So let me just be clear of what you just said.
When you hear the Democrats going against the Republicans,
you best to believe
they're invested in the companies
that they're saying
not the fuck with.
Most of these, Nancy Pelosi
and all the, Nancy Pelosi is worth $127 million,
Joe.
They get the inside
on the deals
and a millionaires, man.
Not no small chains.
And whoever government
that app, if you see what they're invested in,
listen, no, follow that app.
I need that.
Yeah, Google. That's the of June 6th.
That's the lady office.
They were, all of them are in that.
They were after Hart, though.
They were after Mike Pence, really.
They wanted to get Mike Pence, too.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
But that's amazing about that, right?
All those people was against Trump for like three hours.
Yep.
And then afterwards.
Well, you saw what happened.
He just parted them, what is it, 1,500 of them?
Yeah, that's what he created.
And he created a fund for them.
Get the fuck out.
Yeah.
Which they're saying is a side hustle,
what that fund's going to probably become.
But it's a fun to help them.
with all the expenses he endured.
Wow.
You think we'll have another
black president?
Like,
like,
but I don't want to use the word,
the end word.
I think we'll have a Spanish president.
I think we'll have a Spanish
American president for a black one.
Okay, now,
Spanish, though.
Puerto Rican.
Well, no, but it'll be another,
it'll be Spanish.
That guarantee it.
Okay.
Because.
With all the ice has been going on,
I just been fucking is up.
Now, remember, it's only four years.
It's just going to change.
In the next 50 years,
and we would have a president that's Spanish,
I guarantee it.
I'm in a good.
This is my interview, gentlemen.
See,
people,
because I'm getting comfortable.
We've got to check that shit.
These motherfuckers are getting real comfortable.
The only black person that I asked the,
Cory Booker,
do you know,
Cory from,
Corey from Newark.
Yeah,
I know, yeah.
I like him a lot.
I like him a lot.
I like him a lot.
I like Cory, too.
I like D.O. Hughley,
but no one takes me serious
when I'm bringing it out.
Politics?
Yeah.
I think D.L.
D.L.
Him and Gopry is the two
top intelligent comedians ever.
Okay.
I enjoy listening to them
to see how brilliant they are
and the way to talk.
Oh, it's fascinating to me.
I don't know if D.L.
knows this.
But a lot of the politics
that I get from his Instagram.
That's awesome.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
I trust him.
Yeah.
You know what I trust him.
He's a good guy.
I know he's not trying to win me over
persuade me.
No.
He's giving his point of view.
You gotta have him on drink change.
He's an honest guy.
I love him.
He's a man's man.
Yeah.
And I think I said it one time, or I said it under his comments.
He's like, man, I think you should run for president.
And he said something about, like, like, like, his past or something like that.
And I'm like, dude, I think at this point, the dirty year past is.
No, no.
The more people don't give him for.
When you're white, you're passed on me now.
Oh, shit.
When you're black.
You grab my pussy.
You do this shit.
That's what you did.
Right.
You got him off.
There's no black president that can touch a woman's pussy.
Right.
Or do the shit that Trump did.
And first you ain't even going to make it.
Obama made it because he really had to be one of the most purest black men on the planet.
Right.
That's real.
You had to go.
They probably went to the crib where he was born.
And then next to another baby.
See if he touched another child.
He's such a nice guy.
You don't get to be president in a president.
and a black person and I have a clean record.
Wow.
He had a clean record.
What do you think about Michelle Obama having a podcast?
I think everybody should have a podcast.
The only thing I disliked about the podcast
when Obama said everybody should have a gay friend.
Yeah, that fucked me up.
Like, you know, like, come on now.
No disrespect to gay people.
You got to understand, I'll come from a different era.
I'm not going to change that.
I'm not going to change it for nobody.
I want men to be men.
and women to be women.
I want women to be soft.
I want men to be strong.
I mean, what's going on?
The way I think is dinosaurs,
that's why we have to die
because our way of thinking is old
and it's time for the new to come in.
But until I die,
is how I'm thinking.
And so having a gay friend is not a...
I can't have a gay friend.
It's confusing.
I'm on the plane the other day.
This is confusing.
I'm on the plane the other day.
The two women were men
and the two guys acting
like bitches. I went to sleep.
I said, there's no way
I'm like when this shit the whole motherfuck of a flight.
Ain't no way I'm watching this shit the whole
fucking flight. Where were you coming from?
I don't know where the fuck I don't go. I just
had to go to sleep. Was it available?
No, no, no, no. Oh, I was going to
a lab. I sure was.
I was going to that. Man, that was the worst
shit. That was the worst plot of
I couldn't believe that shit
I really couldn't
I got nine minutes guys
I know the while
oh oh
Dave Chappelle
he wanted to bring
the Chappelle show back
now oh
Lou what you
how do you feel about that
and do you think that
it'll work in this time
or does he need to collaborate
with he and P
well Dave Chappelle is a smart guy
so if he does do it
trust me he's gonna put
his mindset to it
he's gonna do what he's supposed to do
and it's gonna win
Hey, what are you thinking about him
and Key and Pee and doing it together?
Nah, who's the fucking idea was that?
Yeah.
That was mine.
I thought that there's key and Pee.
No, no, no.
This is what's important.
Yeah.
Some people got no wind shut the fuck out.
That's about me.
That's important.
That's a great thing about being a listener.
Right.
this is not my
no I mess with him
now I don't think that
with those two I don't think it works
No I'm not key in people
Yeah but they suppose a smart man
Whatever he's gonna do is gonna be phenomenal
If he does it
You know if he does it
Do you think
I was surprised earlier
When we actually
Coming to America
Or Harlem Night
Right
The reason why I said that is because
Since Harlem Knights
We have never seen
all the y'all together
like all the comedies. Right, right.
Like that movie, there was
no extras. It was an
amazing thing if you look at it that way.
The reason I say coming to America
to see a black man, a king,
a prince, and the
fly-est part of that movie is when he pulled up in Harlem
and them beautiful women got the car,
I was throwing roses down.
On the walk into, oh, nigger, that's some fly-shit.
The male-flagland. But that Harlem was that
Queens? Because don't take Queen, don't take that away from Queens.
It's New York.
Okay, all right, cool.
I think that's queen.
Yeah, yeah.
But that's when...
The reason why I've been coming to America.
I always...
I rode the bike.
It was queen.
Yeah, it's queen.
Yeah, it's queen.
I wrote my bike.
Let me tell you something.
I love this story.
I rolled my bike up to there.
And I saw them filming.
Did the set.
Yes.
And I was always...
I was a kid.
Wow.
I did not know what I was watching.
Did not know.
And I always just was...
Be mistaken.
Like, why did they change the McDonald's side?
That's all I remember.
Like, like, but they fucked up the McDonald's.
That's not real McDonald's.
That's what I remember because I was like,
Amazing.
Yeah,
that's a queen's part.
Yeah, yeah.
That's how your movie start off, North.
So, yeah, so years later, like, oh, shit.
So I come into America, because of that.
One because it's Queens.
And they actually showed left rack at one point.
They actually showed mine.
But yeah, yeah, I'll see a screenshot.
They actually show it.
Like, when they dumped out the garbage, like,
that's how Queens is really fucked up.
That's what a Pan American.
This is when Times Square was good.
Oh, yeah.
This is a lot of Times Square was horrible.
I went there a couple times.
Oh, man, the hustling Times Square.
That was crazy.
It was crazy.
Like, for the people who are born now just to see the way it is,
to see it way back then, they would be scared of hell.
But what happened?
Disney bought it, right?
Yeah, Disney bought Times Square.
They did.
Yeah.
They called it.
I don't think the deal.
No, no, no.
I'm not sure either.
They probably got some stores there, but they call it.
No, they got stores.
The mayor, the mayor did a great job.
Giuliani.
He bought the money to the city.
Yeah.
And that's the same time.
He got me to the mafia.
Yeah.
That's what that's really what happened
That's what happened
He banned
J-walking
Now he was caught with
Yeah, we're still jaywalking right now
Yeah
But back then I remember my home
He was like
Go don't do it
You can walk
Remember the vendors
On the 120th street
All that meant something
Nothing
And all of a sudden
Was gone
You know what's crazy right now
Like I literally walk around
New York City
Burning weed
In front of police
Because now it's legal
Do you know how many times
I got arrested
For that shit
Like it's crazy
And that's not
Think about the people
That's still locked up
I know
That's fucked, though.
That's crazy.
All of them should be let out.
Absolutely.
Because think about, we sold the most, smoke the most, in a sense.
Yeah.
But they have weed stores, dispensaries, owned by a white man, making more money,
and we can't even get one without somebody's help.
And if you do the licenses audit, like, say 200,000 and you don't get approved, you know you don't get your money back?
No, I didn't know that.
I did not know that.
Yeah, they keep your motherfuckers.
money.
No, I did not know that whole.
Yeah, darn shit.
Oh, so this is a risk.
This is this damn there.
You should drug deal.
Like, damn man.
You want to go legal.
I mean, it must feel kind of like when the bootlegging era.
No, no, no.
It kind of to an extent.
Now, they take the keep your money.
No, keep your money.
Yeah, but I'm talking about the money.
To put up for the fee, to pay the, for your license.
Right, right.
And you don't get it.
You don't get it.
Oh, you know, we go on the war.
And you can't do nothing to.
It can't do nothing.
Right.
Government.
Oh, shit.
Hey, you was in New Jersey Drive.
New Jersey Drive.
And so they're making a lot of different series and whatnot.
Do you think that they can make a series about New Jersey Drive?
That's a classic, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think they could.
I think they could.
Yeah, yeah, I think they could.
I did the movie, but I never really watched the whole movie.
Really?
Get out of here.
I never watch anything I'm in.
I understand that.
That's just me.
I don't know.
What's your thing about it?
About what?
Well, by not watching your, you are.
I ain't got time, yeah.
My mother, like, you know, people, you see, you know I'm everywhere.
I'm like, that's the other kid.
My mother always say, that boy don't never let dusk get under his feet.
I'll be moving all over the world.
Like, I'm here again on the plane.
I got to go to Vegas for just a day.
And then I shoot down to L.A. I do glad.
Then I get back on the plane to finish the tour.
We should do the tour in Arizona this weekend.
and then Vegas and then out of the country
then I come back and start my other start.
So since we're getting ready to leave in a sense,
let me give my dates for my shows, right?
So June, no, June 12th and 15th,
I'm at the Ice House and Pasadena, California.
To L.A., if you was at the Intuit Dome,
when we was out in L.A.,
we're the ones that got tore that muffled.
At the ice house, so Ice Man might show off.
You never know.
Yeah, it's stupid chick.
But, yeah, so we got that.
Then June 20th,
I'm doing a trio.
June 20th, I'm doing a show in the World Cafe in Philadelphia that morning and doing a brunch
on the 21st at the city winery that's going to be sold out.
Then that evening I do meet Earthbreak down there, Rylans, Cheryl Underwood.
We do it that night.
Then the following week, I'm in New Orleans at the New Comedy Club in New Orleans.
The third or fifth I'm in St. Louis.
Then in the 12 and 13th is either going to be.
Jay Z at Yankee Stadium or Birmingham, Alabama.
You're going to work that?
Well, you know, always host the tours.
All right.
You know, but the thing about it is only three to five minutes.
So I do that or do I go get some real money.
All right.
It's kind of monumental.
Yeah, yeah.
No, it doesn't depends on how you feel.
You know what I'm saying?
So I haven't made my decision yet.
But it's going to be both one of them two.
And then all the city, winery, Soho House clubs, all the comedy houses.
and then putting something together.
That's major.
You know, they got the TV show,
and then I got a movie that's about the job.
I'm going to let you see the trailer first,
but I'm playing a part like ghosts in power.
So you see the suit, the gun,
and all that kind of shit.
I guess it's good.
But my rule is,
impact the world,
be wealthy,
look good, naked,
and I'll live my haters.
I love it.
Because hate us
shall be inspired.
Hey, Nora, I got one more.
Hey, Nora, I got one more.
Go ahead, man.
It's monumental.
Right here.
We're going to leave it with you last morning.
Monumental.
Yo, T.K., you have lived in a magnificent
life.
You've lost a lot of important people
in your life at the same time.
Yes, sir.
And you've made a whole bunch of different
accomplishments, man.
How do you deal that with that and balance that
and keep on going, keep the attitude that you got
without that trauma.
Well, to some people's trauma,
I have learned to play the hand that you dealt.
I understand life.
I know the contract.
The contract of life is people are going to die.
It's part of the game.
The goal is to live all the seasons.
What's all the seasons?
It's a witness birth, the witness death,
the witness happiness and witness sadness.
And if you lived, you'll never be afraid to die.
the people are afraid to die or the people who haven't lived.
And I have truly lived.
So that's a powerful thing.
You know what I'm saying?
Take a good.
Let's make it happen.
Give me a favor.
My car should be out there.
S-U-B-B-R-T-K-B right out.
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